>>736688
>>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.

>>736688
>>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.

Randomly checking your twitter after not having watched it since the last thread and BOOM, there is a tweet about a new thread.

>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.

>>736688
>>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.
Hey boss man.

>>736688
>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.

>>736688
>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now

>>736688
>>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.

>>736688
>>Leave through the loading bay Haust mentioned, you need to get out of here now.

>>736688
Votes are in

>>736728
and one-sided as fuck!

>>736698
>>736699
>>736700
>>736705
>>736706
>>736710
>>736712
>>736719

You take the lead and stride toward the back of the large cafeteria into the kitchen and eventually find a large loading bay door that looks to be tightly shut.

With a single motion of your hand the door begins to groan softly as you push outward. Metal bends and pops in ways it is not meant to and finally you hear the terrible sound of ripping metal as the door explodes outward with a final push of kinetic energy. You breathe another small sigh from the expended effort and walk easily into the alley behind the enormous building.

Several drifters and bums look up at you, faces stricken with fear after seeing an enormous metal door be ripped from it's hinges.

>What do you do?

>Kill the witnesses. You don't need the Mando knowing where you headed if he tries to follow you.
>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."
>"Let's go. I want to get off this neon scrap ball as soon as possible."
>"Haust, do you know any good bars here? I need to take a moment, and I recall us talking about celebratory drinks."

>>736768
>>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>Kill the witnesses. You don't need the Mando knowing where you headed if he tries to follow you.
>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>Haust find us transport if you will.

He'll just have too follow the bodies in all honesty if we kill every witness

>>736768
>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."
>20 credits to each of you if you lie when someone comes looking for me

>>736768
>>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>Kill the witnesses. You don't need the Mando knowing where you headed if he tries to follow you.
>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>"Haust, do you know any good bars here? I need to take a moment, and I recall us talking about celebratory drinks."
Then go to the spaceport while the Mando runs around in circles checking out bars.

>>736768
>>Kill the witnesses. You don't need the Mando knowing where you headed if he tries to follow you.
>>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>"Haust. Find us a transport to drive us to the space port."

>>736768
>"Let's go. I want to get off this neon scrap ball as soon as possible."

>>736768
Votes are in

>>736771
>>736772
>>736776
>>736779
>>736782
>>736793
>>736795
>>736797
>>736810
>>736814

We had two pseudo write ins so we'll do a quick vote to give them a chance.

>Kill the witnesses.
>Mislead them by asking Haust about nearby bars.
>Offer then credits to misdirect anyone who comes looking.

>>736829
>Mislead them by asking Haust about nearby bars.
>Offer then credits to misdirect anyone who comes looking.
double layers of misdirection, aka wild goose chase.

>>736829
this >>736831

>>736829
>>Mislead them by asking Haust about nearby bars.

>>736829
>Mislead them by asking Haust about nearby bars.

>>736829
Votes are in

>>736829
>Mislead them via the bar

>>736829
>Kill the witnesses.

>>736831
>>736832
>>736834
>>736835

"Haust, do you know any good bars here? I need to take a moment, and I recall us talking about celebratory drinks."

You ask, making eye contact with him and he seems to understand your meaning.

"Sure boss, I'll lead the way."

He says with a nod.

"You three."

You say calmly as you plug one of the data chips into your communicator. It has ninety credits on it, thirty for each of them.

"There's ninety credits on this chip. It's yours if you tell anyone who comes looking for me that I went that way."

You continue, motioning to the opposite direction of the space port.

The three of them look at each other and nod swiftly in unison, eager looks in their eyes. You toss them the chip and they all scramble to stand and grab the chip.

You and Haust make you way out of earshot before you speak.

"Find us a transport and get us to the space port."

You say softly.

Haust nods almost imperceptibly leading you out of the alley and into another so he could take possession of a transport. It takes another fifteen minutes before he pulls up with a small personal transport, a two seater. You get in wordlessly as Taral curls around your feet and the two of you take off. You take this moment of calm to drink in the city.

Slowly your eyes have adjusted to the garish neons of the city, though the heavy scent of pollution assaults your nose. You see clubs, pleasure houses, spice dealers, and places of all sorts meant to make the mind forget the troubles of the Galaxy.

"I've gotta say boss, you're a pretty smooth operator. Nice mix of brutal and savvy. Didn't expect you to make nice with the Jedi though I have to admit."

Haust comments as he drives, breaking you from your trance.

>What do you say?

>Shrug.
>Say nothing.
>"I try not to kill unless I have to."
>"He reminded me of someone is all."
>"It would have been purposeless and dangerous."
>"He was weak. I do not concern myself with those beneath me unless it is necessary."
>"I'm good at killing Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."

>>736905
>>"I'm good at killing Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."

>>736905
>>"It would have been purposeless and dangerous."

>>736905
>"I'm good at killing, Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."

The extra comma is important!

>>736905
>"It would have been purposeless and dangerous."
>"I'm good at killing Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."

>>736905
>>"I'm good at killing Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."
>>"He reminded me of someone is all."

>>736905
>>"I'm good at killing Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."
>Besides it got us out faster, and I did not want to tangle with him ,his master and that Mandalorian all at once.

>>736905
>"It would have been purposeless and dangerous
With his master and the bounty hunter in the other room we didn't need to be there any longer than necessary. We walked away, job done, because of skill and teamwork.

>>736905
>Couldn't risk the master catching up. It was the safer choice

>>736905
>"It would have been purposeless and dangerous."

The mission comes first after all.

>>736905
Votes are in

>>736913
>>736918
>>736920
>>736921
>>736928

"I'm good at killing, Haust, but that does not mean it's something I do without purpose."

You say.

"The Empire would probably be a better place if more people thought that way if I'm bein' honest."

Haust says with a small nod.

The drive to the space port is a short one, and not much time passes before the Lieutenant lands the transport and the three of you dismount. Taral seems to lave licked the majority of the gore from his snout, which should prevent any potential incidents.

You carve a path through the crowded port and eventually make your way to the dock where your ship was left. The two of you board without incident, and Haust takes his position in the pilot's seat.

"I'm amazed that went over as smoothly as it did to be honest. I half expected more to go wrong."

Haust says with a sigh as he begins to prepare for take off.

>What do you say?

>As did I. Just chalk it up to good luck I suppose."
>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."
>"I'm exhausted. I'm going to sleep on the ride back, wake me if you need anything."
>"I try to make a point of being efficient. Had we stuck around any longer things may have taken a turn.

>>737017
>The other apprentice is probably going to try and kill me at some point. Give it a few hours.

>>737017
>>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>>"I try to make a point of being efficient. Had we stuck around any longer things may have taken a turn.

>>737017
>>As did I. Just chalk it up to good luck I suppose."
And then share pictures of our girlfriend with Haust and talk about how we're planning on buying a home and starting a family when we're no longer apprentices.
Ask to see pictures of his family and when he's planning to retire, possibly to a nice cottage by the beach.

>>737017
>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>inb4 a Republic battleship waits in orbit.

>>737017
>>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>>737017
>>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>>737030
seconding

>>737017
>>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>>737017
Supporting
>>737030

>>737017
>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>>737017
>"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet."

>>737017
Votes are in

>>737017
>As did I. Just chalk it up to good luck I suppose."

>>737030
>>737039
>>737044
>>737049
>>737051
>>737067
>>737068
>>737076
>>737083

"Don't speak too soon Haust, we aren't home yet. Besides, there's a decent chance the other apprentice we were working with is going to make an attempt on my life at some point. Give it a few hours."

You say grimly.

"Naturally. Here I though maybe things would be smooth for a change."

He replies with an errant chuckle.

For the time being it seems that you are permitted a moment to rest. Taral makes his way off to a corner of the ship, curling into a ball and closing his heavy lupine eyes.

>What do you do?

>Sleep.
>Meditate.
>Write to Nivah.
>Contact your Master.
>Stay at the helm and keep Haust company.

>>737136
>>Meditate.

>>737136
>>Write to Nivah

>>737136
>Meditate.

>>737136
>Meditate.

>>737136
>Meditate.

>>737136
>>Meditate.

>>737136
>>Meditate.

>>737136
>Meditate

>>737136
>>Meditate.

>>737136
>Meditate.

>>737136
Votes are in

>>737138
>>737140
>>737142
>>737143
>>737144
>>737147
>>737148
>>737150
>>737155

You close your eyes, and let consciousness slip from you.

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>737181
DED SON

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>737181

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>737181

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>737181
Nat 1!

>>737188
>>737190
WELL.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>737181

>>737190
WE GONNA DIE

>>737188
>>737190
Well. Holy shit.

>>737196
nono, 98's good. Its real good.

>>737210
um. you sure?

>>737227
i rolled a nat 100 last thread, and it was good at least

>>737227
98 is shit. We should have rolled 100.

>>737227
Yes. I am.

And welcome to the quest newfag, enjoy!

Oh boy my first Sith Apprentice Quest thread!

okay just joining guys. where you guys rolling?

>>737270
Lurk more.
Or read the sticky

>>737270
In the options field type dice+XdY
X being the number of dice and Y being the number of sides on the dice

Finally the isp block is over, just in time for my favorite qm and quest

>>737245
that is not nice.
greetings from /o/ fuckers.
I got pulled into this from dew trail.
its fun.
I've been on /tg/ sense, now /qst/.

>>737300
I just read everything in one go i must have missed it.

>>737310
thank you

>>737190
If you're ever in Scandinavia i'll buy you a drink anon.

>>737319
I hear you. Bloody thing kept me away from questing for WEEKS.

>>737190
Shieeeeeet

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>737337
yeah it's been torture, i was just about to get another internet provider if it hadn't been lifted

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>>737190

You find yourself once more floating in featureless black void, yet there is a crispness, a clarity to the vision that you previously lacked.

"How could..."

You hear the voice again and the visions of the red haired woman. Her voice is familiar yet alien, like a fragmented piece of something greater. You can't put it together.

"How could you..."

The voice is clearer now, there is intensity to it, like an accusation.

"HOW COULD YOU KILL HIM!?"

She screams now, and it dominates your mind for a moment. Your vision goes white as you grip your head, but you maintain the connection to whatever is happening here. You open your eyes and she looks at you with hateful eyes and an aggressive stance. Her face is dusted with freckles and her eyes are a bring emerald green. Eventually her body language changes, from anger to grief.

"He was all I had left... even in here... even if I'm not me anymore... at least he was alive."

She whimpers.

Slowly your vision pans back and she begins to fade into the darkness. You hear something in the distance. It starts low but raises in a pitch. A cacophony of laughter, like a tidal wave of noise comes rushing toward, like a mad chorus as they laugh in unison.

The woman brings her hands to her face and appears to be sobbing yet steadily her stance changes and grows more manic. She throws her head back in laughter even as ragged tears streak down her face. Your vision blurs for a moment and instead of a face you see a mask, seemingly made of porcelain of a beautiful woman's face. Pristine and pure, pulled into the barest hint of a knowing smirk.

A loud beeping sound from outside the vision suddenly breaks your concentration and your eyes open. Haust looks over to you with a stern and cautious face.

"Looks like I really did speak too soon boss. We've got a Republic-cruiser tailing us requesting transmission."

He says.

>What do you do?

>"Punch it."
>"Why is it always something?"
>"Bring the shields up, I want to be ready if they attack us."
>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

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>>737360
>bright

>>737360
>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

>>737360
>Bring the shields up but open a line of communication. I'll hear what they have to say.

>>737360
>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

>>737360
>>737372
Actually, this.

Side note, looks like the other Apprentice has some interesting character traits. Can't wait to throw it in her face.

>>737360
>>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

>>737342
I'm american. isp block?
what is that? does your internet provider just say fuck you, no internet for you? or is it something else?

>>737360
>"Why is it always something?"
>"Bring the shields up, I want to be ready if they attack us."
>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."
>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated, obviously


So who wants to bet Languish is being possessed by an older Sith lord?

>>737360
>"Bring the shields up, I want to be ready if they attack us."
>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

Bring the shields up, I want to be ready if they attack us."
Open communications

>>737360
>>"Why is it always something?"
>>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

>>737390
This.

>>737390
>So who wants to bet Languish is being possessed by an older Sith lord?
So what you're saying is we should exorcise her so she's young and hot again, then bang her so she has a new shota to fawn over?

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>>737378
Shit like this is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

>>737360
>"Punch it."

>>737360
>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."

>>737387
Nah, it's when someone has abused the isp enough on 4chan for the mods to just say fuck it and block everyone with the same internet provider from posting

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>>737378
>mfw shit like this gets shoved in my face

>>737378
It took me a while to actually figure out what I'm looking at here

>>737399
She's still young and hot, just has crusty old sith in her head making her do shit.

>>737387
Mods something block certain isps from being able to post if they have problems with some there. Most often with isps that make use of a list of IP Addresses that the clients choose instead of the client getting a fixed IP Address. As they trouble maker can simply reset the modem and get a new IP to get out of a ban they instead ban the entire range of IPs or the entire isp to ensure they get the one person that is to be banned. Everyone else be damned.

>>737360
Pretty sure we aren't in republic space. So technically they should have no jurisdiction

>>737360
>>"Open communications. Let's hear what they have to say."


Also called it.

>>737360
Votes are in

>>737404
ah
>>737417
damn. thats a dick move.
which one was it?

>>737417
Happens all the time here on campus.
It's fucking infuriating.

>>737368
I just woke up and get to drink, Thanks Brine!

>>737378
What the fuck is happening here?

>>737369
>>737372
>>737378
>>737380
>>737386
>>737390
>>737391
>>737394
>>737403
Quick 5 min vote

>Simply open the communications line

or

>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737436
>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737432
It's furry shit. Just report it and pour bleach in your eyes.

>>737436
>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737429
I know of at least one Hawaiian hotel that's been permabanned for CP

>>737436
>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737436
>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

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>>737432
Furry rimming

>>737436
>Voice line only and modulated.

>>737436
>>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737436
>>Simply open the communications line

Otherwise we'd just appear more suspicious

>>737436
>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737436

>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737443
So i take it you're not a big fan?

>>737448
We are in a ship famously prefered by sith inquisitors and the like, and we are wearing out "I'm a sith!" armour.

I dont think we 'can' be more suspicius

>>737457
To be honest you guys already know more then enough of my kinks, so I'm going to go ahead and no comment on questions concerning what I do an do not like in a sexual sense.

That being said, this is a blue board friend, I'd reconsider posting porn unless you wanna get b&

>>737436
>>Have our screen blacked out and voice modulated

>>737436
Votes are in

>>737468
So what you're saying is that's a picture of your furry character, or whatever?

>>737468
I find that the mods mostly ignore it.
and they completely ignore written smut.

>>737462
I mean yeah we're Sith but maybe we didn't do shit and just went and baught a drink in our favourite bar, no ?

>>737475
Tell that to /d/

>>737476
We are at war with the republic.

I dont think the "Dindu nuffin" defence applies.

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>>737468
Hey i'm the biggest fag around i won't judge no matter what you're into. also wasn't me who posted the image.

>>737483
Then why open coms in the first place, if not to show that we're cool with them ?

>>737483
We just have to paint our face black, then call the Republic racist whenever they accuse us of something.

>>737486
>tfw having worked in a warehouse for a shipping company
>Tfw actually had to package and send the shit out with a smile on my face each day.

>>737501
Because they havent started firing yet. Hopefully they think we have the package, and thus we make sure the twi'lek gets away with it by stalling.

>>737438
>>737439
>>737441
>>737442
>>737446
>>737451
>>737455

"Why is it always something?"

You ask to nobody in particular with a ragged sigh.

"Alright. Bring the shields up, I want to be ready if they attack up. Open communications, let's hear what they have to say but I want our screen blacked out and voices modulated."

You continue, rolling your neck and straightening yourself.

"Aye boss, on it."

A few moments pass and a screen appears on the front of the screen depicting a Twi'lek woman with sky blue skin wearing armor of the Republic infantry. She appears to be of some rank according to the decorations displayed on her armor.

"This is Captain Phaa of the Republic vessel Liberator, requesting to speak with the commander of your vessel."

She says curtly.

>What do you say?

>"I am here. Speak."
>"I am Xanth of the Sith. Pleasure to make your acquaintance Captain."
>"If you would be so kind, can we make this brief? I am a busy man.
>"Liberator, hm? How quaint. Tell me, what are you liberating from me?"
>How unexpected, the Republic is sticking it's nose where it doesn't belong."
>"This isn't Republic space Captain, you have no jurisdiction here. Why are you following me?"

>>737522
>"I am here. Speak."

>"This isn't Republic space Captain, you have no jurisdiction here. Why are you following me?"

>>737522
>>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>>"This isn't Republic space Captain, you have no jurisdiction here. Why are you following me?"

>>737522
>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>"What's this? The Republic showing up where it's not wanted or even really allowed to be? How utterly unexpected." Total Deadpan. "I'm here, why are you bothering me?"

>>737522
>>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>"This isn't Republic space Captain, you have no jurisdiction here. Why are you following me?"

>>737522
>>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>This isn't republic space Captain

>>737522
>"This isn't Republic space Captain, you have no jurisdiction here. Why are you following me?"

>>737522
>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
>"If you would be so kind, can we make this brief? I am a busy man.

>>737522
>>"I am here. Speak."

>>737522
Votes are in

>>737593
NIXON HAS WON

>>737609
Chinese food for everyone!

>>737625
I'd vote for Nixon if it got me free chinese!

>>737625
i will want some beef lo main.

>>737527
>>737534
>>737537
>>737539
>>737543
>>737544
>>737552
>>737568
>>737586

"I am here. Speak."

You say.

The Captain seems to regard your distorted voice evenly before continuing.

"We have received that an important package belonging to the Republic is in the possession of an Imperial ship leaving Nar Shaddaa, matching your ship's description. We ask that you allow us to board your ship and inspect it for such cargo. If you are not in possession of the item, you will be allowed to continue on your way and we will leave you be."

She concludes.

You look to the Lieutenant who shrugs.

>What do you say?

>"And if I don't?"
>"Lieutenant. Punch it."
>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."
>"Very well. I do not have your package, only my body guard and my pet. But you are free to board just to be certain."

>>737661
>>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here.

>>737661
>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>"Very well. I do not have your package, only my body guard and my pet. But you are free to board just to be certain."

Republic scum go away. It's not bad if they do search our ship but we should drag it out if possible and most importantly not give in to easily or they might get suspicious.

>>737661
>>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737686
Listening Devices and Tracking Devices, bro. Also they might hack our Flight Recorder and Nav Computer.

>>737661
>"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right?"
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
>"My apologies you seem to be mistaken; we aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

>>737661
Votes are in

I'm actually going to have to call it here for now guys, I've got some shit to do. I might run more later tonight.

>>737752
thanks for running.
have fun with that shit.

>>737752
thanks, boss
looking forward to it

>>737752
Have fun doing other things

I'll be over here having minor panic attacks while writing the next post of JAQ

Hey look, Breaded Loric's mother is having an existential crisis and we can feel it in the force. Wonder who else does and wants to capitalize on her fucked up mental state.

>>737752
Have fun Brine, thanks for running. Hopefully you'l be back.

wait... GOD DAMN IT WE COULD HAVE BECOME HER NEW SON

>>737752
Have a good one! Thanks for running

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>>737769
DO IT!

>>737780
What, if we choose her as our master or something?

>>737790
I mean it's already live on /qst/ just the next one is a bit strange

>>737801
write more of that bleach quest you cuck

>>737888
Space Alcoholic or bust. Everything else was shit.

>>737776
From what Xanth saw in the vision, she looks to be too young to be his mother. Then again science has done stranger things.

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>>737921
The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

>>737921
I'm pretty sure sith alchemy has some shit specifically for looking younger.

I mean, fuck, we have face-lifts and botox and surgery and shit, why wouldn't the space magician scientists who do genetic fuckery and have cloning have something to make them look young?

>>737801
MOAR BRUCE!

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>>737798
What if we fucked the crazy out of her?

>>737921
Are you saying we can have a sugar sith mom?
>pic related

>>738077
Yea, ehm. If Nivah is anything to go by, Xanth doesn't really fuck the crazy 'out' of people.

>>738101
I REJECT YOUR INSANITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

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>>738077
>sugar sith mom

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>>738077
>>738161
I always knew it would come to this.

>>738192
Be honest, you'd have been disappointed if it didn't.

>>738192
I see my man Brine has the same taste as I do.

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>>738101
We never really tried to fuck the crazy out of her.

>>738192
What >>738198 said.

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>>738198
>>738264
>>738314

No comment.

>>738314
>Nivah and Xanth's first daughter.

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>>738489
That's not a no.

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>>738511
I said no comment you degenerate

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>>738536

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>>738536
~

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>>738557
>>738561

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>>738565

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>>738565
I love this quest.

>>738565
You were totally going to have momma bread try to turn us into her shota son that she totally does not molest.

Guys, stop blue balling the QM so he can write again sooner.

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>>738687
It's only blue-balling because he keeps resisting

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>>738687
>implying Brine creativity doesn't run on blue balling him.

>>738749
We need to keep giving him blue balls so that he can keep coming up with more characters.
Not even kidding the best porn is written with a raging hardon.

>>738813
Fact.
Source: Am smut green writer

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>>738687
Besides. If we really wanted to make him blue ball we would post the real stuff.

>>738827
where is that.
i want that
links
now.

Xanth doesn't seem like a true Sith, does he have a complete hatred of the Jedi? Seems like more of a Dark Side user

>>738846
Xanth is a Sith because he was born in the Empire rather than the Republic.

>>738864

Citizenship is earned through service citizen.

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>>738846
We just graduated from the academy.
Also we aren't true sith. We don't have tentacles in the face or red skin.

>>738843
Can't anon. This is a blue board.

>>738880
you can post links, just not pictures mate.

>>738870
Why did this made me remember starship troopers?

>>738846
Well, he likes a good fuck and an even better fight, being Sith gives him those, plus authority, in a way he could never get from being a freelance Dark Jedi or a member of the Republic's Order.

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>>738846
>>738870

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>>738827
>>738880
Don't play games with me anon

>>738880
just link it. i have never seen smut taken down.

>>738884
Shh i want to blue ball him.
Besides he just needs to search for chiss on rule 34.

>>738846
I'd say being the top of the class at the Sith Academy and being the apprentice of a Sith running a secret Sith espionage agency in the Sith Empire makes you pretty Sith.

So I'll probably start updating again in say... 15 minutes?

>>738922
THE SYSTEM WORKS!

>>738929
Not if he fucks off to find chiss porn because anon wouldn't just link him.

Never trust a chiss.

>>738937
>Implying Chiss are not best species
I have dual monitors comrade, I can do both.

>>738922
that would be a very nice birthday present for me.

>>738942
I bet you have a little shrine to Thrawn set up in your bedroom.

>>738942
>Chiss
>best

Next you'll tell me miralukans are a very inspired and unique species and not just reskinned hoomens.

I'm watching you, scum.

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>>738948
Happy birthday friend!

>>738951
Nah

>>738955
Nah I actually agree with you on the Miralukans

>>738955
>reskinned hoomens
>not reskinned orcs

>>738972
Gammoreans are literal pig orcs.

>>738972
No friend he's talking about the blind ones, not the green ones.

>>738960
Good worj Brine here is your reward.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1578280#search=Chiss

>>738960
well thank you.

>>738987
>worj

i think i may be a little drunk.

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>>738945
>>738987

>Implying in the time between you mentioning it was on rule34 and now I haven't already gone through every scrap of blue girl imagery

>>738995
BRINE IS INFECTING US. EVERYBODY RUN.

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>>738998

>>738948
Happy birthday my old friend
It seems this horror show will never end.

>>738960
nice that you're back.
Its funny how every time Brine leaves the discussion either turns autistic or lewd.

>>737668
>>737678
>>737680
>>737684
>>737688
>>737693
>>737696
>>737699
>>737704
>>737718

"And if I don't you'll attack me? That is your unspoken threat right? You appear to be mistaken Captain. We aren't in Republic space. You have no jurisdiction over anything here."

You reply, with a noticeable edge to your voice.

"Perhaps. But I've been given orders to retrieve this package at all costs, and there's nobody close enough to witness what's happening here. I will give you one last opportunity to let this happen peacefully, though your resistance to our presence already gives me the answer I need."

She replies with a small smirk.

>What do you say?

>Attack them.
>"Haust. Get us out of here."
>"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"
>"Fine. Search the ship. I have nothing to hide."
>"Members of the Republic always have such boring last words."
>"You're bluffing. If you attack me the package will be destroyed."
>"How very noble of you Captain. Glad to see the Republic holds itself to such high standards."

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>>738948
Happy B day anon. Don't worry you will soon be dead and end this torment.

>>738998
Oh yeah? Guess i won't need to link the other pictures i have on my computer then.

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>>739056

>>739055
Fly towards their bridge.

>>739055
>"Fine. Search the ship. I have nothing to hide."

Then when then embark, kill then all.

>>739055
>>"How very noble of you Captain. Glad to see the Republic holds itself to such high standards."
>>"Fine. Search the ship. I have nothing to hide."

>>739055
fuck it.
>Members of the Republic always have such boring last words.
whats stopping us from boarding it and killing everybody on bored. unless its the jedis ship. but wouldn't the jedi be the ones talking if that was the case? are they not higher ranking than a mere captain?

>>739055
Jettison the cargohold at them and then warp to light?

>>739055
>"You're bluffing. If you attack me the package will be destroyed."

>>739085
changing to this. >>739072

>>739055
>"Haust. Get us out of here."

>>739085

Because its a cruiser, a big ship with lots of pew-pew's, filled with lots of people who also have alot of pew-pew.

We're good, but I dont think we are capable of taking on that many. Now if they start shit tho, then yea we'd have to try something...I dont like the idea as a plan a tho, not at all.

can we keep the captain and break her. i want a broken republic caption as our sex slave.

>>739055
>"How very noble of you Captain. Glad to see the Republic holds itself to such high standards."

>>739055
>>"How very noble of you Captain. Glad to see the Republic holds itself to such high standards."
>"You're bluffing. If you attack me the package will be destroyed."