Meanwhile at the Captains Assembly Hall.

"Hrmmm...
These are dire news indeed Captain Unohana...
What is your take on this?"

"Revealing this information might cause widespread panic, which would only favor Aizen.
I say we only inform a select few individuals whom we can trust not only to not serve Aizen but to not spread the information around."

"Our forces are already weakened due to the ryoka invasion and you suggest we further divide ourselves?"

She nods.
"There are only a handful of captains left.
Namely Captain Kyoraku, Sui-Feng, Ukitake, Asato, Zaraki and Komamura if we don't count ourselves.
Normally I'd advise against involving the sickly Jushiro but given how low our numbers are it'd be foolish to leave him out."

"Hrmm... I thought Captain Komamura and Zaraki were out of commission."

"You know full well how reckless Zaraki is and Komamuras injuries were not nearly as severe as that of the other captains."

"Very well...
I've made my decision. We'll inform our remaining captains of the situation and order them to stay put until-"

"Emergency, emergency, emergency!"

The captain commanders eyes go wide.
"What's that?"

As soon as you step out of the garganta the two kids fall to their knees, wheezing.
"Oh God...
What the hell was that?!"

You step out alongside Marr and look down at them.
"Wow...
These two are pathetic."
Marr observes.

"Don't look down on them too much."

In that moment you feel Yoruichi and Gin both approaching you.
"My, my...
I wasn't expecting to see you. Ever."
Gin speaks to Marr.

"Well I'll be!
Ichimaru Motherfuckin' Gin!
Give me one reason to not pummel you until everything inside you turns to a fine paste so I can drink it!"

"I want to stab Aizen in the throat?"

"You slimy little bastard!
Fine... You get to live for a while."

While this is going on Yoruichi is looking at you angrily.
"Okay Arrancar, what is the meaning of this?
Why did you bring one of your hollow buddies here?"

>Tell her about Marr.
>"Never mind that. How's Ichigo?"
>"It doesn't concern you, especially since you can go home now."
>Other? (write-in)

>>731908
>>"It doesn't concern you, especially since you can go home now."
Hey spook.

>>731908
>"It doesn't concern you, especially since you can go home now."
>"Never mind that. How's Ichigo?"
Hey Spooky.

>>731908
>"Never mind that. How's Ichigo?"
>"It doesn't concern you, especially since you can go home now."

>>731908
Damn, you really got the 5 hours down solid
>tell her about mare

>>731908

>>"It doesn't concern you, especially since you can go home now."

>>731908
Technically we didn't bring him here.

>>731908
"I have a name, use it."

>>731924
>>731908
Also, tempted to just leave and do some housecleaning in Vanahiem. Just shut off his exit from the other side and leave him hanging with just Tosen and half of the plot rock.

>>731924

We should give her the same treatment until she uses Kaiser's name!

Wonder what nickname she should get?

>>731941
We must at some point inform the Shinigami that they can have this dump

>writing

>>731941
Some reference to her male voice whilst a cat? Tom cat?

>>731968
Could call her Felix, if that was around Kaiser's time.

Or call her some kind of exhibitionist cat-girl since she's apparently naked all the time while in cat form. She can materialize weapons and all that sort of stuff after transforming, but she somehow can't manage to hide clothes in shapeshifting form?

Hey Spooky!

"First, I'd recommend using my name.
Since you are this daft I'll tell you once more, Kaizar Soize.
The next time you refer to me as "hollow" or "arrancar" I'll make sure that your title of "Death God" will be quite fitting.
And second, it doesn't concern you. Since I brought the last of the kids back you can call Mr Hat and Clogs so you can go back Felix."

"What did you just say to me?"

"I said-"

"OKAY, ENOUGH!"
Tatsuki jumps between the two of you, arms crossed and shouting furiously.
"COULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Krieger is an adult AND a hollow! There's a busty woman arguing with him.
And there's a CAPTAIN of all people currently having a casual talk with ANOTHER hollow!
So unless you can answer these the both of you can just SHUT UP!"

In that moment the Ishida boy appears to calm Tatsuki down.
"Now, now Arisawa I know it's confusing but please calm do-"

"Don't tell me to calm down! I AM CALM!"

The nervous quincy then drags her away to explain the situation to her.
Your guess is that Yoruichi told them about the things that were going on.

Gin whistles as he observes Marr in the background while all of this is going on.
"Damn~
You are still as imposing as ever Marr ol' bud'.
Although I think you shrunk down a bit since the last time I've seen you.
Still, I'm sure Aizen is currently wetting himself out of reflex..."

"And yer face still makes me want to punch you with full force Gin, so back off!"

You simply shake your head at all this chaos.
"See? This is why you ALL have to get out!
A crowd like this will sooner or later get the shinigamis attention."

Yoruichi looks at you, still angry.
"I'll call Urahara but we aren't leaving."

"Why not?"

"Remember when we first came here? The device known as the Kototsu?
It shouldn't have been active at that time..."

In that moment Gin looks up at you.
"Yeap... Aizens handiwork."

You look at her in confusion.
"I don't see how that's relevant."

"Idiot!
The Dangai and by extension the Kototsu create time distortions.
When we encountered it back in the Dangai and it propelled us out we technically arrived 7 days before we even left the Human World.
If we went back now then there'd be a high chance of us meeting ourselves and I guess you know what would happen then."

"They'd be screwed."
Gin points out the obvious.

>NO! AXOLOTL! YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!

There's only one option

We're taking everyone on a field trip to see the life and times of vanaheim hollows.

We must have Harribel and Yoruichi meet, it is something that can only end well.

>>732037
This. All of this.

>>732037
>>732040
Can we at least wait until we're done here?

>>732032
>>732010
>>732037
Fuck it we take them all to Vanaheim and take a week off. The guys can all drool over our wife or Ichigo can try to waifu Nel and the girls can be introduced to Spoony and Co.

Then again I am sure Dante could use a nice girlfriend like Tatsuki who would kick his head in when he got out of line.

Yep, sounds like a decent plan, if we don't have the option of ganking Aizen then regrouping in Vanaheim and boning our beloved wife while trying to set up our grandson with a chick that wanted to bone us 10 minutes ago sounds good.

Tatsuki might be cute, but Shark-tits makes her seem garbage tier. No pun intended.

>>732048
Wait for Berry boy to finish his training at least.

>>732037
This is an amazing idea that has no possible downsides or unforseen consequences. Let's do it.
Abandon Strawberry to the Tres Bestias. It can only end hillariously.

"Thank you Gin."

You slam your forehead as hard as you can and feel the ground shaking under you.
"Are you SERIOUS?
Who'd make such a thing? Or why would you even use it?"

"We don't.
It's meant to be a protection against invaders.
Either they die inside or they meet themselves and get annihilated when they touch their doppelgängers.
So the short story is that we can't leave for approximately five more days."

You groan louder than ever before and Marr looks at you.
"Eyyy that's sound I usually make!"

"Marr... you are NOT helping!"
*sigh*
"Fine... You can't leave.
Amazing... At least tell me that Ichigo is doing fine."
You hear Ichimaru snicker and Yoruichi awkwardly looking everywhere but at you.
"Oh mein Gott..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbmO1uDMbM

You walk up to the cliff overlooking Ichigos training and see the kids all lined up at the edge.
Tatsuki is looking mortified as she watches the boy.
''Why is Ichigo fighting a pale, hollow Ichigo?''

''That's his zanpakuto spirit, Zangetsu.''
Yoruichi speaks up.
''Ichigo was given a simple task. Beat Zangetsu in a one on one fight to the death.
He has to do this in 3 days while Zangetsu is gradually transforming into a hollow.
If he fails then Zangetsu will kill him."

You look at the bizarre sight of Ichigo fighting his colorless double whose left arm is already completely hollowfied.
"How is it possible that his zanpakuto is turning into a hollow?"

She shrugs.
"No idea.
Apparently Zangetsu has some abilities that are reminiscent to that of a hollows.
Ichigo even pulled a mask over his face while fighting Kenpachi and gained the upper hand by doing so.
But apparently Zangetsu is not allowing him to use his mask this time, nor anything else for that matter."

Having the situation pique his interest Marr stomps next to you.
You see him picking his nose ferociously.
"Huh?
The fuck is this?"

"Nothing Marr. Just one of the humans fighting with his life on the line."

"Ehhh?
The hell are ya blabberin' about?
White dude over there is clearly holdin' back!"
In that moment everyone, including the two Ichigos look at Marr in surprise.
"Oh... and if that strawberry fuckboy attacked the right ankle then it'd be an easy win..."

Yoruichi then begins speaking in a mocking tone.
"I don't know what sort of a fool you are but if only you opened your eyes you'd see that Zangetsu has the sword in his right hand and that mea-"
But in that moment Ichigo decides to try out the T-rex' advice and goes for Zangetsus ankle and lands a hit.

Yoruichis jaw then hits the ground.

>>732060
Oh Marr, why didn't we save you when we had the chance.

>>732048
Mind you I say that while also fully supporting that we get our shit together here first. We tried taking a potshot at Aizen and failed, but if we can judo chop his ass into the loving embrace of oldman genocide we might be okay. But then again Grandpa Genocide will probably kill us, find a way into Hueco Mundo and destroy everything we have made.

Now that I think about it, introducing Yoruichi to Vanaheim is really fucking dangerous. We should NOT allow Yoruichi into Hueco Mundo at all costs. If we do she will report directly to Urahara and as much as he seems like a cool dude in the show, from our side he is definitely not. If Yoruichi discovers that Hollows can now eat naturally occuring fruit rich in energy it will only be a matter of time until Urahara tries to make a Shinigami version of it or becomes Aizen 2.0. The difference will be Urahara has centuries more experience than Aizen, has a fighting style more like Kaizer, and will be far more subtle about his take over.

So on that note, lets leave the Cat and the Hat out of this whole Vanaheim vacation.

>>732037
Also
>Tatsuki all "AHAH! SO YOU'RE KRIEGER-KUN'S GIRLFRIEND!" to Alex, Yoruichi mocks us about the whole "seen better" thing causing Harribel+ EVERYONE else to have a laughing fit

>Possible Sharkwaifu dramatic entrance?
Granted in the series her "dramatic entrance" was more "well she's here now" and just being real prejudiced about other people also having most of their internal organs.

>Orihime/Nel bonding

>>732060
Nu Marr is a cool dude.

>>732060
I am honestly disappointed in yoruichi. We've litterally called him Marr in front of her, and she hasn't picked up on it yet.

She hasn't even noticed that she's on a train yet, let alone that it has no brakes.

>>732060
Guess those million years of experience count huh

>>732075
I think she's subcobciously in denail.

>"This is my friend Marr"

>Yourichi staring at him blankly while 'Fuck this shit I'm out plays in the background'

>>732070

Spoony/Chad bonding.
Tatsuki/Dante bonding

I'm-totally-forgetting-the-mad-scientist's-name/Ichigo incredibly painful, nonconsensual science experiments

Everyone gets to have fun!

>>732071
>>732075
I think Marr Lite is great, he doesn't have that spoiled "I do what I want" attitude anymore.

I understand why too I guess. Before it was like he was playing a game with cheat codes that could give him almost anything, the problem is that games like that get super boring really fast. The bigger problem was Marr was stuck playing that game for millions of years. Now he has been introduced to a new way to play it and seems to be digging it.

It's like he has been stuck playing a sandbox mode demo for forever and his hard-drive bricked so now he had to download the real game and is falling in love with Story Mode.

>>732060
Marr, why are you so absolutely fucking best?

>>732095
Yata-Garasu
Aka Dr. Yata, "Totally Licensed" Hollow Physician

Everyone except you and Gin look at Marr in astonishment.
"How?"
Yoruichi asks.

"Huh? It was fuckin' obvious that's how!"

Gin puts a shoulder on Yoruichis arm.
"Don't mind him Ms Shihoin.
That fellow there is Marr but you might know him better as The Tyrant.
He has seen more fighting in his lifetime than all of us combined.
It's only natural that he can see faults in the defense of others not even us captains can."

But as soon as the word Tyrant left Gins mouth Yoruichi broke out in cold sweat.
"W-what?"

"I told you that I knew one of those arrancars you mentioned you speak up, breaking the silence."
You look at your large companion and continue.
"Nice job Marr, you gave me an idea."

"Heh...
An idea huh? From Kaizar fuckin' Soize?
This ought to be interesting."

>Let's go. You and Me, knocking some sense into the boy.
>Go and "help" with his bankai training while I go and do something else.
>I can probably help him the same way you did.
>We should spar a bit. Get ready for Aizen.
>Other? (write-in)

>>732118
>I can probably help him the same way you did.
He's too squishy for Marr still.

>>732118
>Go and "help" with his bankai training while I go and do something else.

...I SEE NO WAY THIS COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

WIGGLES! FETCH THE POPCORN!

>>732118
>we should spar a bit after I help ichigo
We got him to 10 percent before with power and technique, now we are stronger and we will train while he has fun.
Though the priority now should be shoring up strawberry not a bit.

>>732118
>>I can probably help him the same way you did.

>>732118
>Spar for a bit
Been a while since I've been kinda serious.
And with your new-old powers back it might not hurt to make sure you remember what they do, and how far they extend now.

>>732118
>>>Go and "help" with his bankai training while I go and do something else.

This is a good idea. This thread is only filled with good ideas.

>>732142
>not
Ignore that, dunno how that got in there.

>>732103
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Huh, perfect three way tie with them each having two votes.

>>732118
>>Go and "help" with his bankai training while I go and do something else.

Hopefully we'll have time for the marr-spar later, I still wanna do that, but forcing strawberry to git gud fast is important right now.

>>732118
>Go and "help" with his bankai training while I go and do something else.

Careful not to kill him though, give him some pointers. Kid could be useful to us later because he seems to be what happens when you throw A shinigami, a hollow, a quincy, and a fullbringer into a blender and pour it into a person mold.

Want to stress on Marr to be "rough" on him but not to do anything that could seriously injure the Strawberry, just want to push him to the next level as if he thought he had a chance at winning.

Wait... so if Ichigo is a strawberry, does that make his mom the Strawberry Bush >.>

>>732187
Is it?
We went off plot a while back.
Why try to use Plot to kill Aizen?

>>732190
Because even without plot ichigo is bullshit strong/durable and will be a good meat-shield to throw in front of our waifu.

>>732189
I mean...does the carpet match the drapes? Cause if so then yes.

I think we all need to focus on the true problem.

We have the plot rock on us.
We have wriggles on us.
Wriggles is clever, he will manage to eat the plot rock again.

The logical solution is thus to have Marr eat the plot rock.

>>732193
Harribel is 1st espada and has been dealing with Dante without us. There are very few things she would need or want a meatshield for.

>>732190
>>732193
Kaizer is a being composed primarily of a combination of MindFuck and Brutality refined into a shell of "I'm a good guy". So essentially we are going to use Aizen's Keikaku against him by bending his Keikaku into our Kaizerkaku. We are going to make his plans go Ultra-Fucky.

Just like the good old days back in Auschwitz!

Papa Marrs private lesson is a go

>writing

>>732193
He's explicitly just regular hollow levels/regular shinigami levels of durable.
Most of that is with Orihime around.

Also>>732200
This.
She's the second or 3rd strongest hollow in existence depending on what we count Dante as.

>>732207
...We should totally let marr open a dojo.

>>732200
Well yeah she is durable, but we still don't want anything scratching our ride so to speak. Also I think Ichigo would make a good soldier type if nothing else.

Wiggles CRAVES the plot rock! It shall not be denied unto him! But in seriousness we probably shouldn't let him eat it again it might be bad for his tumtum. If it was that hard to find in Rukia it might be an emergency action to stash it inside of Wiggles though, his fish-lizard innocence might even help us because he wont want us to die and might end up activating it to save us when shit hits the fan.

Captain Wiggles Fuck Yeah!

I am pretty sure we called him Captain Wiggles, or was it Mister Wiggles, at least I remember the important part of the name.

>>732215
I'd Argue 4th. Current Pecking order goes:
Marr
Kaiser(True Second Release)/Starrk
Tier
Dante

Sad bat is in there somewhere as well.

>>732224
Cpt. Wiggles

>>732224
Captain Wiggles.

>>732229
I realized after the fact that I forgot to account for Marr being a hollow again.

>>732236
Although to be fair, Kaiser's probably going to get rid of the whole number thing the instant Aizen is gone. He never really cared for it. Just expand the number of Espada to 13, and call himself Governor General of Vanaheim or something.

So we are gonna tell Marr that if he just keeps his eyes closed the moment he comes in contact with Aizen before he draws his sword that it can't fuck with him, right?

I'm sure Marr would have fun handicapping himself to beat the shit out of that little bitchboy.

I'm sure dying removes the silliness of his sword.

''Marr...
I want you to go down there."

The man lets out a wide, savage grin.
''Gladly!''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIX_-AMuAhY

He then begins sliding down the slope.
Once at the bottom he begins cracking his knuckles.
''I hope ye'r fuckin' ready punk!''

Ichigo looks at him in confusion.
''I'm sorry, but which one of us?''

''Both.''

You raise your hand and start shouting to him.
''Oh and Marr! Don't kill him just yet!
We have healers around but they can't bring him back from the dead.
You got that?''

''Sure, sure.
I'll leave enough life in 'em so ya can bring 'im back.''

Meanwhile Zangetsu throws his sword at Marrs feet.
''Hey... Asshole!
This is a private party and you are not invited!
Either you walk away or I'll throw you out piece by piece!''

''Oh how cute!''
He cracks a smile at the half-hollow Zangetsu then speaks up.
''Kneel...'''

There's no spiritual pressure nor anything really that'd force the zanpakuto spirit to the ground and yet as soon as he heard the words his legs gave out and he slumped to the ground.
Marrs words weren't even that threatening, just a simple order spoken in a calm tone.
Well as calm as Marr can be.

Ichigo looks at him in shock.
"H-how did you-"

"Listen up Bitch!
Ya want to control a hollow? That's easier than taking a piss!
If ye'r strong and show that you aren't dicking around it'll bend the knee.
Watch!"
He turns back to Zangetsu.
"Stand."
The spirit obeys him.
"Now... cut off your own head."

Zangetsu raises his sword to his neck despite struggling with all his might against the command.
"C-curse you..."
The blade is drawing ever closer to the white Ichigos neck.
In moments the sound of blood splattering can be heard.
Ichigo grabbed the blade of Zangetsu with his bare hand to stop it.

The boy looks at the monster before him with such primal anger that he never felt before.
"Zangetsu...
I think I get it now... what you meant by wanting to kill...
What do you say? Shall we take him down a notch?"

"Yeah... we shall."

Marr looks at them with excitement and laughs.
"Come on maggots! Entertain me!"

>>732272
Nah, Aizen doesn't need to say anything to activate his sword as shown by our encounter with him last thread.
Only way to kill Aizen is to:
1)Get his sword away from him
2)Come up with some tech that nullifies the power of his sword
3)Get him to use bankai then we go in and break his sword
4)Have Marr run up to him and go nuclear
5)Just go and kill him ourselves after training to use Goo spirits more effectively

>>732287
Marr is quickly approaching yata-tiers of best

>>732300
He always was

>>732300
How can one hollow be this best?

>>732288
One of the requirements for his sword to work is you have to see his sword's release. Which means he has to at least draw it so you can see the blade.

So if he doesn't have you under it already then you can close your eyes before he even draws the sword and it won't work on you.

Hence why he allied with blind boy, as long as he was blind he was literally immune to his sword since it requires you to see it. Otherwise blind boy would have been under its effects despite being blind.

>>732318
Have you ever noticed how in the anime tosen at one point was using fucking binoculars?

>>732326
Was probably just a foci for his reiatsu sensing abilities. That or Aizen was have a giggle.
Or the animation studio being fucking retarded

>>732326
Tosen has a refined and complex sense of humour. Much like his sense of justice, a pleb like yourself could not be expected to understand.

Or perhaps he's just an idiot.

>>732326
Yes. He's still blind. He's been blind since he was born.

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>>732333
Why not all 3?

>>732336
Yes, I know, I was trying to start a new conversation by pointing out an amusing mistake made by the studio.

>>732326
That was literally a gag segment.

>>732341
You want to know something better? He was the chief editor of that magazine the soul society had. And had his own column in it.

Anyone else here having trouble accessing the archives?

>>732359
Doesn't work for me either.

>>732359
>>732364
Seems fine to me
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=German%20Hollow%20Quest

>>732370
Site unresponsive for me, sadly. Maybe it's something regional?

>>732380
Apparently, something is fucking with the east coast internet.

>>732380
>>732387
That's actually been a whole thing.

Currently in NA. No Archive.

>>732380
>>732387
West coast fag here.
Working perfectly for me.

>>732387
Archive's working fine here on the east coast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnDHBT8kP2Y

Gin gives you an odd look as this unfolds.
"Ya sure about this?
He might die down there."

"No, he won't.
Either he amuses Marr enough that he won't kill him as a reward or he'll bore him to the point where he won't be worth to kill.
In the end it'll only make Ichigo stronger."

Yoruichi looks at you.
"Kaizar..."
That's a first.
"You've just derailed Ichigos training.
He was supposed to fight against Zangetsu in order for it to teach him bankai."

"You don't get it Yoruichi.
The boys powers are quite closely tied to hollow abilities.
What I'm subjecting him to is perhaps the most intense fight of his life against the oldest hollow in existence.
Fighting side by side with his sword against such an adversary will make him grow faster than any nonsensical, spiritual bonding they might have done otherwise."

You then continue to watch as explosions happen all around the place, as if someone was firing mortar shells out of a gatling gun.
Marr continues to rampage all around the place while the two Ichigos are forced to cooperate against the monster.

Meanwhile at the other end of the Seireitei.
"That is basically the situation we are currently in.
I hope that now all of you are aware of the grave situation we are in."
The Captain Commander speaks.
"We have traitors amongst our midst.
And just to be clear, I want each of you to refrain from acting too suddenly.
We must wait until the enemy reveals himself before we can strike."

Captain Asato steps forth.
"Commander!
I feel that as chief of security I should be the one to handle this situation."

"What's that Captain Asato?"

"While I agree that we shouldn't make any obvious moves before the enemy we can't just sit around doing nothing!
I suggest to start rounding up the highest seated members of Aizens Sosukes squad in order to find anybody who'd aid him!"

"My, my Junichi-kun."
Captain Kyoraku speaks up.
"You are quite zealous about this but I think you are forgetting about somethin'...
The division with the highest chance of having moles in it is yours my friend..."

"I didn't forget about it Captain Kyoraku.
Luckily I have some trusted allies, such as my third and fourth seats who have followed me from the 7th division.
Other than them I'll interrogate everyone down to my tenth seat personally, the processing of the other squads can be handled by the Onmitsukido as I have no jurisdiction over them."

>>732380
>>732387
>>732396
And it's perfectly fine here in the UK.

>>732396
Thats cause Hillary's blue states are West coast whores.

>>732396
>>732405

Sorry for intruding

but I'm also a west coast fag
And at least twitter and suptg are down for me

and I'm running in like three hours

fuck

>>732387
>>732390
Thing is, Finland/EU here.

>>732412
Well I'm also in canada so maybe US internet is just fucked.

>>732427
It seems to be
I really hope this doesn't fuck up my Quest today
cause then I'll cry

>>732431
Oh no wonder, America is getting a country wide DDoS attack right now.
Have fun with that.

>>732437
The enemy is at the gate, its the Ruskies. Panic my friends! Clearly no false flags ever!

>>732437
Really? I'm fine over here. Nothing going slow or any websites hitching any more than they usually do.

there was/is a large DoS attach against DynDNS, causing problems for twitter amongst others

duptg uses dynDNS for DNS

>>732447
Any idea when the fuck its going to end?

>>732449
Presumably by Obama threatening to nuke Moscow or something.

>>732449
When the ruskies are broken beneath allied feet.
So basically never.

>>732449
Wikileaks has been shitting all over the Democrats here and won't stop. Obama and america's army is supposedly moving into 'war time' positions and we even threanted cyber attacks against russia for..reason? So who knows.

>>732460
Hillary please.

>>732449
currently a second attack seems to be ongoing, but not all DNS servers seem to be affacted (google dns (8.8.8.8) dns doesn't find suptg but Level3 dns (4.2.2.2) does)

>>732477
Man, why do people have to be such fuckers and disrupt my qming

>>732486
Because the world is full of dicks.

Btw what quest do you run anyway?

Always looking for new ones.

>>732503
Well today I'm running
Fresh soul reaper quest
Saturday I'm seeing if ULTRA SUPER NOVA works for saturday after skipping a sunday thread to "Reset" my qming schedule

and young demon familiar quest on Tuesdays

I have an addiction

also sorry if I'm fucking things up for spooky. This is just the only thread that seems to be giving a damn about this shit. So sorry spooky

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As you look at the kids you see a mixture of reactions.
Many of them are horrified while some of them are quite intrigued.

In between two humongous explosions Gin taps your shoulder.
"This is fine and all but we really should be doin' somethin'.
As entertaining as watching strawberry over there getting manhandled Aizen won't sit around idly."

"What do you mean?"

"You basically stole the one thing he REALLY wanted from right under his nose.
What do you think he'll do now?"

Your eyes widen.
"You don't mean Vanaheim!"

"No...
He's smart enough to know that you were trying to instigate a rebellion but he's not aware to it's true extent...
Hell, you did such a fine job that even I don't know what's going on there.
No, he's going for plan B."

"What?"

"The contingency plan in case shit's fucked the way it's now.
A second batch of arrancars tucked away neatly somewhere in Hueco Mundo for just such an occasion."

"And what does he want to achieve with this army?
If he doesn't know where I am then he can't do anything!"

"Does the name Momochi Chisato ring a bell to you?"

"No wh-"
Suddenly you feel a grumble in your stomach.
Your pupils dilate and you feel blood rushing to your gills.

"Oh so you do know then...
Well, this is awkward."

"HOW?!"

"Erm..."
Gin is scratching the back of his head.
"She talked about her husband VERY enthusiastically around Asato-kun and Aizen couldn't help but overhear it.
He then put two and two together with her German origins and well...
You know.
Please don't do anything rash."

>Go to your wife, NOW
>Start smashing things in your rage.
>"Change of plans. We all pack our stuff and go into the open to lure Aizen out."
>Other? (write-in)

>>732503
he runs 3 per week
Young demon familiar (/u/ boat overload)
Fresh soul reaper quest
And one thats in its infancy Ultrasuper nova quest, a superhero/villain thing that's only 2 threads in.

has a dedicated fanbase, most of them seem to enjoy /u/, one particular namefag always pushes hard for it. Not much /u/ in the bleach quest aside from yoruichi's penchant for innuendo.

>>732522

>Go to your wife, NOW
>Start smashing things in your rage.

>>732522
>Go to your wife, NOW

>>732522

>Go to your wife, NOW

But give the plot rock to someone else before we go.
I don't want to give to Gin and Marr is busy atm. Can we slip it on chad?

>>732522
>Go to your wife, NOW
>Start smashing things in your rage.
No fucking around now.

>>732534
>>732540
What if this is Aizen's keikaku? Should we be playing into it?

i dont get it

>>732460
http://www.digitalattackmap.com/v1#anim=1&color=0&country=ALL&list=0&time=16435&view=map
China, wut r u doin. China, stahp.

>>732522
>Go to your wife, NOW
Well, this is going to be awkward...

>>732522
>Other
Leave Ichigo and Marr to train tell them to join up when they're ready.
>Leave Orihime with them
>Otherwise full Lure mode

>>732522
>Go to your wife, NOW
>Start smashing things in your rage.

I feel like walking right into aizen's trap is a bad idea guys.

>>732547
>>732522
If this is what we're doing can we at least swallow the thing temporarily to keep it safe and sound?

>>732522
>>732542
supporting

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>>732547
Though they are only a small part of what looks to be something of a global event.

>>732546
Momochi Chisato is the name our wife took after she died.

>>732558
Or hand it off to someone.

>>732522
>Go to your wife, NOW
But throw marr the plot rock. He's probably the only one we can trust enough to not give a fuck so long as it dicks over aizen. Or swallow it or sommat.

>>732522
Have Marr keep Plot rock for the time being, I uh.. can't remember who my ID was but add it on please.

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>>732522
>Go to your wife, NOW
>Give plotrock to Marr

>Writing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgVsA5nam_g

As you are seething with rage you begin trampling to the exit but not before you slip the Hogyoku in Chads back pocket without anyone noticing.
Those that are unaware of your situation are freaking out.
Gin is running after you in an attempt to stop you.

"Hey, hey HEY!
We should lay low until Aizen makes his move!
If you go out recklessly like that you'll-"

"FUCK! THAT!"

"K-krieger, what are you doing?"
Tatsuki asks nervously.

You take out Captain Wiggles from your pocket.
He looks at you with a sad expression, his gills appear to be sagging.
You raise him up and touch him to your cheek.
"Sorry buddy but I can't take you with me."
After parting with your pet you toss him to Tatsuki who manages to catch him.
"Keep him safe Arisawa!"

With a powerful jump the ground beneath you ripples and breaks as you take off.
You punch your way clean through the rock and make for the center of Seireitei at top speed.
Using your Pesquisa you manage to locate your target right in the middle of the 4th division.

After a loud crash the floor tiles all shatter under you as your coat flaps in the wind.
Two shinigami guards are standing in your way as you are preparing to march in through the front door.
"OUT OF MY WAY!"

With a swipe of both hands you toss them in the wall like ragdolls and kick down the door.
You see black shihakushos scatter before you like cockroaches in fear of being stomped on.

When you are getting closer you can hear shouting coming from one of the rooms.
"What do you think you are doing Junichi?"

"Stand down Captain Hitsugaya.
Lieutenant Hinamori was already under arrest for her behavior at the scene of Aizens "death".
You know full well how devoted she was to her captain! And now that we know what Aizens deal was we have every reason to suspect her of treason!
If you don't see this then you are more blind than Tosen!"

"BANKAI! DAIGUREN HYORINMARU!
You so much as touch her and I'll kill you!"

"Now that you mention it I read in the previous reports that you threatened Ichimaru Gin in a similar manner...
I was going to ignore it but now I see how unstable you truly are Toshiro."
The other captain activates his shikai.
"And a wise word from an adult. If you are so sick of others calling you a child then maybe you should stop acting like a spoiled little brat!"

"That's enough you two!"
You hear the voice of Captain Unohana.

>>732707
oh shit....That hole is kinda awkward.

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"This is a hospital and neither of you will fight here!"

In that moment you hear Hitsugaya shouting and see the two captains crashing through the walls.
After a quick glance you see them standing outside with their swords clashing against one another.
Junichi lets go of his zanpakuto with one hand and raises it in Hitsugayas face.

"Hado #31: Shakkaho!"
With a red explosion going off right in his face the young captain with the white hair is forced to retreat.
"And now...
I'll give you the proper BEATING you should have received long ago!"
The captain tosses his haori and shihakusho to the ground.
"BAN-KAI! Taiyō-shin no joō!"

A crimson red halo appears behind captain Asatos back.
The construct gives the appearance as if he had blood red wings.
His weapons bladed turns to some sort of gas, leaving the hilt alone.
In addition to this bright red markings appear on his body. Each of the tattoos depict a raging fire and it appears that the flames are slowly swaying back and forth under his skin.

Hitsugaya doesn't waste a moment and rushes his fellow captain.
"Ryusenka!"
As he stabs Asato a huge chunk of ice encases him completely.

Toshiro sighs with relief.
"I'm glad I could finish this before it got ug-"
But in that moment the ice shatters and Junichis hand reaches out from the confines of his icy prison.
He grabs hold of the young captains neck and tosses him upward before smashing the remaining ice with his bare hands.

"Is this the full extent of the great Hyorinmaru, the strongest ice type zanpakuto?
It's not even cold enough to make me get a shirt let alone activate my sword.
But if you truly wish to end this fast then I'll indulge you."

As Hitsugaya is falling down he swings his sword and shouts.
"Guncho Tsurara!"
With this many icicles began barraging captain Asato.

He however doesn't panic instead he flicks the switch on his hilt.
"Entice."
With a brilliant flash of blue energy a shining blade suddenly materializes from the hilt of his sword.

The entire thing looks more like a baton of light rather than a sword but he swings it as if he'd a bladed weapon.
As soon as it touches the icicles they melt and then the water vaporizes.
The excess oxygen and nitrogen ignite and create many small explosions that the captains barely even registers.
He jumps up with a shunpo and with 4 rapid strikes it destroys Hyorinmarus wings, tail and then the Ice flowers with the last swing.

As Hitsugayas bankai scatters in the wind Junichi raises his hands.
"Bakudo #75: Gochutekkan!"
In the flash of an eye 5 iron pillars slam the young Hitsugaya in the ground.
"There, this should hold you down..."

>>732782
PTSD boy doesn't fuck around, does he? I wonder how many people know he's not all he seems to be.

While this was going on you snuck in the room the two captains just left and found Captain Unohana and Rike inside.
They both give you an odd look as you enter.

"Siegfried..."

"Arrancar...
What are you doing here?"

"I didn't come here to meet you Captain.
I came for her..."

"What?"
Rike asks.

"I came to save you!
Your life is in danger! Aizen could be here any minute now and-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOGkZsuFILU
In that moment you feel the garganta opening up behind you and several powerful reiatsus wash over you.
"Shit!
Okay, change of plans-"

But just as you were about to continue another unexpected visitor comes.
A young shinigami with blonde hair came running in.
"Mother! What's happening?
Wha- Who is this?"
He draws his sword.

"TAKESHI!"
Rike calls out to him.

In any other circumstance you'd be losing your shit right about now.
But this time you don't have such luxury, you have to think!

>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.
>Tell your former wife to run away
>Start leaking reiatsu and murderous intent to scare them both away
>Other? (write-in)

>>732815
>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

>>732815
>>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

>>732815
>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

>>732815
>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.
There's our boy.

>>732815
>>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

>>732815
>Ask the captain to take them while you fight
Big damn heroes time, which is to say, show these upstarts why we have the reputation we do.

>>732815
>>>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

Less ask and more tell him to do so and threaten his life if so much as a hair on either one's head is harmed.

Okay, just to clarify the captain you are asking is Unohana

>>732856
Safest person to be with.

>EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT, WE'LL DISCUSS THIS LATER.
>ALSO HI SON
>unohana please take them away

>>732815
>>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

Also we do need to tell our son he's an uncle at somepoint, also that he has an adopted sister.

For that matter we need to tell our wife she has an adopted daughter, also she's a grandma.

Not now of course, just whenever we get the chance to sit down and talk without people trying to kill each other.

>>732815
>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

>>732815
>Ask the Captain to take them away while you fight.

>>732815
Once again the Soul Society's vaunted barriers turn out to be totally useless.

>>732883
Kinda hard to lock the doors when you either have someone with a key trying to break in, or everyone you kicked out has one and you never bother to change the damn locks.

>>732883
It'll be fixed by the time it's useless.
Then the Quincy will show up and show that everything is useless again.

something tells me soul societybis about to shit a brick when kaser gets serious/angry

>Writing

Also start rolling 3d10 for performance.

DC of 18, Crit 23
Best of 3

Rolled 6, 2, 6 = 14 (3d10)

>>732927

Rolling

Rolled 5, 5, 7 = 17 (3d10)

>>732927
fugged

Rolled 10, 8, 1 = 19 (3d10)

>>732927

>>732940
Goddamn clutchanons.

>>732940
phew.

Rolled 2, 3, 3 = 8 (3d10)

>>732927
Lets see how I do.

>>732940
the clutch is real.

You look at the Captain of the 4th division in front of you with everything that's left of your humanity at this point.
"Please, take these two away and keep them safe."

"From Aizen or you?"

"Both."
She nods without hesitation.
"Thank you."

With a quick sonído you leave the building.
Junichi looks at you in disgust.
"YOU!"

But you ignore him.
"It's lovely of you to show up... Aizen...
Who are your friends?"

"Ah Kaizar...
I wasn't expecting you to be still alive. It seems that I was too kind with you before.
But as you can see for yourself I've come prepared.
Allow me to introduce you to your brothers and sisters!"

"Those who willingly serve you are no brothers of mine!"

"Oh... I assure you that this attitude of yours will change soon.
You see, I've made each of them into Arrancar personally using the same method I used with Grimmjow.
But over time I managed to improve upon my method so each of them are at the very least equal to the Sexta Espada.
Allow me to introduce you to Wonderweiss Margela, Luppi Antenor, Zommari Rureaux, Loly Aivirrne, Menoly Mallia, Aisslinger Wernarr, Patros, Aldegor, Menis and Demoura Zodd."
He then signals his arrancars and they line up in front of you.
"It was a mistake to reveal your second release to me Kaizar as I got a good estimate of your power.
I concluded that your Segunda Etapa gives you a powerboost between five to ten times greater than your regular Resurreción.
With such numbers at my disposal you stand no chance against me."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fACdDCn1wnU

"Shut... up..."
You clench your fist so hard that it begins to bleed.
"If you are so confident then let's start already...
I'll make you eat those words of yours Aizen."
You draw your blade and shout.
"BASILISCO, SEGUNDA ETAPA!"

As the giant pillar of turquoise energy envelops the area you look at the captain while your form is changing.
"I get that you want to kill me, that's fine.
But either help me get rid of these bastards or wait until I clean up the trash!"

"Tch...
What are you talking about?
It's my duty to take down traitorous scum like him."

"Oh?
What's that Captain Asato?
Do you truly believe you stand a chance against us? I hate to tell you this but you are severely outclassed here.
These arrancars are living, breathing fighting machines made for war.
They are specifically engineered super soldiers that I made in order to destroy Soul Society, someone like you won't even be able to keep up with them."

"That's where you are wrong Aizen."
The captain raises his hand over his face.
"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE SHINIGAMI!"
Junichi dons his mask in preparation to the fight.

>>732099
Pretty much my thinking as well. He had to die before because he was just being obnoxiously threatening literally all the time with no breaks. Now he's being obnoxious in a fun way instead.

>>733031
>Flashbacks to Super Soldier program grows

DO OR DIE, STAND AND FIGHT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDubchjrz1I

You don't feel comfortable leaving him alone to fend against 10 arrancars but you don't have much of a choice.
Pretty much the only one who can deal with Aizen is You and you can't afford to weaken yourself fighting these weaklings.
But that doesn't mean you won't deliver a cheap shot as you charge past the arrancars.
Quickly you grab two heads and smash them together just as you go for Aizen, you even hear the cracking and shattering of mask fragments.

Grabbing Aizens sword you look him straight in the eye.
"THIS ENDS HERE!"

"I agree."

He swings you aside and as you land within the mouth of the Garganta you stare him straight in the eye and already feel it.
Kyoka Suigetsu is already beginning to alter your perception.
In mere moments your body instinctively reacts to Aizens incoming attack.

While the two of you are engaged in pitched combat right at the entrance of the Garganta Junichi himself is trying his best to hold out against 10 arrancars.
Though it's difficult he can manage if only because none of the arrancars activated their Resurreción yet.

You feel Aizens blade incoming and jump up in order to dodge it but you feel him cutting off your tail.
As you twirl in the air and come back however you manage to scratch his face and draw blood from him.
He reels back and looks at you in amusement.
"Hmmm...
It seems you got quite proficient in fighting while under the influence of my Kyoka Suigetsu.
But you are forgetting that I don't have to get close to you in order to atta-"

In that moment a tiny projectile zooms past Aizens face.
When he touches his face he sees that he has another scar but this time it's on the other side of his face.
"And you are forgetting that I have more than 5 senses you shithead!
It's been tough finding you with my Pesquísa but after getting cut with your sword one too many times it got quite easy."
You clench both your fists and assume your fighting stance just in time for the first flame on your gills to go out.

>Get in close so he can't use his spells.
>Stay far away and start shooting projectiles everywhere
>Bide your time until the flames go out
>Other? (write-in)

>>733159
>>Get in close so he can't use his spells

>>733159
>>Get in close so he can't use his spells.

>>733159
>Bide your time until the flames go out

I don't know what sound an Axlotl makes when it is angry so I'm gonna go with SKREEEEEEEEE

>>733159

>Get in close so he can't use his spells.

Until the little fuck goes full butterfly mode he relies on his illusions to do half the battle for him, negate that advantage.

Stick close, press hard, and keep that prick on the backfoot.

Hope PTSD can hold his own until we get some backup.

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>>733177
We need to survive.
For Cpt. Wiggles

>>733159

>Get in close so he can't use his spells.

>>733198
I squealled at that.

>>733159
>>Get in close so he can't use his spells.

>Writing

Also, start rolling 3d10
Best of 3
DC of 16 Crit 23

Rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13 (3d10)

>>733245
FOR OUR ANCESTORS

Rolled 10, 2, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>733245

Rolled 9, 2, 1 = 12 (3d10)

>>733245

Rolled 7, 2, 5 = 14 (3d10)

>>733248
>>733249
>>733250
Welp. I guess it's that time again folks :/

Rolled 7, 10, 10 = 27 (3d10)

>>733245

Rolling

>>733272
FFFFFUUUUUUU

>>733248
Apperantly our ancestors want us dead.

>>733248
>>733249
>>733250
>>733255
you creatures arn't allowed to roll anymore.
holy shit.

Rolled 10, 2, 5 = 17 (3d10)

flubflubflub
Told you guys to not walk in on the trap, he wouldn't have killed her most likely.
sharktits is better anyways

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>>733248
>>733249
>>733250

The crit always taunts us so.

You decided to go and fight Aizen on your terms now that you can offer some resistance.
Once you get in close you abandon everything in exchange for strength and speed.
Kicks follow punches, each deadlier than the last.

But to your shock it doesn't seem like you can land any of them.
After flailing around wildly for a while Aizen simply cuts off your right hand and when you prepare to smash him to dust with your left he raises his hand in response.
"Bakudo #8: Seki"

Your fist collides with a small bubble that bursts on contact and repels your fist.
Aizen then stabs your gut with his sword.

"I suppose I must thank you Kaizar...
Without you I would never have felt the need to apply myself.
For centuries I've lived under the impression that the only ones who'd stand a chance against me are those who were born with greater natural power than I have but you proved me wrong.
To think that I found a worthy adversary in a hollow must be the greatest joke fate could have made.
A broken, useless soul could somehow prove to be a mach to Me... Ridiculous."

Accurate representation of what Aizen is about to get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC8Re4yYClo

With a loud stomp an incredibly deadly presence makes itself known.
Aizen stares at you intently, not daring to turn around.
You see the large figure raise his fist and you quickly grab hold of Kyoka Suigetsu thrusting it deeper into your stomach.
As Marr delivers his punch it catches not only Aizen but you as well, shooting you out of the garganta and onto the floor of Soul Society.

The two of you get separated but luckily Kyoka Suigetsu remains in your body.
However the traitorous captain is not so lucky as Marr is in pursuit of him, stomping around the place as Aizen tries his best to roll away.
Once he manages to stand up he is forced to engage Marr in hand to hand combat with Hakuda.
He manages to block a few attacks but one of the punches lands and sends him flying.

As Marr goes in to finish things off however things quickly turn around.
"Hado #88: Hiryū Gekizoku Shinten Raihō!"

A large hole appears beside Marrs other large hole and he is forced onto one knee.
But as Aizen is about to walk away victoriously Marr grabs him by the arm and flings him in the air.
As he begins to fall down Marr manages to stand up.

"Kill! Tirano!"
There's no increase in reiatsu or anything for that matter.
His body simply keeps inflating with muscle and he produces a large, thick tail.

Then the large arrancar pulls back his fist and delivers one last punch with all of his strength.

>>733350
If he doesn't die from that then I haven't the foggiest what will.

>>733350
>marr is literally about to explode aizen into pieces
>odds are highly likely someone is about to eat shit to save his ass as he bails the fuck out of there.

>>733373
Might cause some serious down time while Aizen plans/heals.
Also we got cucked by our second release AGAIN. If this turns into a running joke I wont be impressed.

I love how our default plan now seems to be, get stabbed then hold the sword in and make aizen regret stabbing us.

>>733389
It works very well doesn't it, guess that's the downside of a sword ability that isn't directly for combat.

>>733384
maybe shitters should stop rolling like ass all the damn time.

>>733405
Hey I rolled the 30 last thread fuck you.

At the moment the attack connects it appears as all sound just disappeared from the world.
You saw the ground beneath them crack violently.
Then watched in horror as those same cracks grew larger and larger and eventually started spreading to everything in the area.
As the air begins expanding a large crater forms under them and you see the buildings in the immediate area being blown away as easy as paper mache, including the hospital and you.

It was devastating.
The entire area looks like it was hit by a giant meteor minus the fire.
In the middle of all this you see Marr just standing there. Calm, stoic, coughing up bloo- wait.

The arrancar collapses onto his knees as he is busy regurgitating what remains of some of his most vital organs.
You had no idea how could he swing with such an injury in his chest but now you have. He couldn't.
What you've just witnessed was merely what he could muster in this moment with such an injury.

To your shock Aizen is actually standing up from a pile of rubble.
He's battered and also coughing up blood but not nearly as much as Marr.
"Y-you... How are you-"
*cough*
"Never mind! I've had ENOUGH!
YOU MAGGOTS! KEEP INTERRUPTING ME! ALL THOSE YEARS OF CAREFUL PLANNING ARE RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU WORTHLESS HOLLOW SCUM! THAT'S IT, EVERYONE DIES!
BANKAI! Hoshū Sakkaku!"

In that instant the blade completely vanishes from your chest.
It's not even an illusion. The whole thing seemingly disappeared into thin air via a flash of light.
With that weapon out of your system you manage to stand up and walk to Marr who just fell over.

You let a few drops of healing goo drop down to him.
"D-don't worry... I got this...
I think..."

>>733408
not that i don't believe you, but you took your sweet ass time last thread so i don't care.
also i really really hope we keep aizens sword and just do stupid shit with it pretty much out of sheer irritation with his continued existence.

>>733428
>we actually managed to finally piss the asshole off enough to make him use bankai
nice.
this is when we go full super assault mode and everything goes insane right?

>>733428
You know even if we die, the fact that we as players have beaten the smug out of Aizen fills me with pride.

We are injured and cooking ourselves
Marr is critically injured

Aizen is injured but a crafty fucker who just used bankai, he'll get away from either one of us in this state.

There is only one thing we can possibly do in this situation: We must fuse with Marr. Alone we are weak, together we will be strong.

As far as I know this will involve us climbing into the gigantic hole in Marr's chest, curling up into a ball, and going into maximum goo mode.
Become Maizarr.

>>733448
i know, we managed to successfully do the one thing NOBODY in canon bleach has ever done.
actually beat aizen down to the point where he has to actually give half a shit for the first time in his life and go full power.

>>733456
MECHA SHIVA MECHA SHIVA

>>733428
>THAT'S IT, EVERYONE DIES!
Oh shit, Aizen's learning. He's strong enough that this should really have been his go to plan right from the start. Stab everything, win.

>>733467
No, that's reserved for Pesci and Nel's version of Pesci.

>>733467
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRRY8UWJEUg

>>733428
i just realized we have a trump card since we will probably die a horrible death anyways.
since when we die a gate opens and we are on a first class ticket to hell anyways, we are probably drag aizen in kicking and screaming as well.
it would be completely worth it since we pretty much devoted our afterlife to fucking this guy at all costs.

>>733507
We'll put that under "Fuck You Aizen plan z" variation 53.

>>733507
Let's not die an anticlimatic death.

>>733515
>>733517
nah we still have assault mode and super assault mode, as well as endlosung with that where if we can time it right we can properly much aizens jackass face, but i'm saying as an if all else fails plan.

"Enough!
Kaizar... This is all because of you!
If you weren't so meddlesome none of this would have to happen!"
Aizen pauses just in time to cough up some blood, it seems that he's more injured than he's letting you on.
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ARE STOPPING HERE?!"

"Oh yeah...
Screwing you over... I think that'd even justify committing genocide."

"SHUT UP!"
*cough*
"You'll learn what FEAR truly is Kaizar!
Tell me, what do you think the world is?"

"It's where we live."

"WRONG!
The world is what we perceive AND we perceive the world thanks to our senses.
That's why my Kyoka Suigetsu is truly the power of a God!
If all five of your senses convey the same information to you then, no matter how fake it might be, it might as well be reality!"

"So what are you getting att Aizen?
I know you have an ego the size of the moon but do you honestly consider yourself God with that shitty sword of yours?
You know, the one I managed overcome after our second fight?"

"SHUT UP! I'M THE ONE SPEAKING!"
*cough*
"Now let me tell you about zanpakuto and NOT those fakes your filthy kin is using!
The true form of a zanakuto is the bankai. But much like our true potential not everyone is capable of attaining it.
In contrast to that the shikai is a mere fragment of the bankai."

Your eyes go wild.

"That's it you dumb animal! You figured it out!
The illusions of my Kyoka Suigetsu are so real they might as well be reality.
But my Hoshū Sakkakus illusions ARE REALITY!"

In that moment a rather large stone crucifix grows out of the ground and impales you with a pair of stone serpents that slither in and out of your body, leaving rather nasty wounds.
The serpents alongside several nails, thorns and chains then bind you to the stone slab.

Meanwhile Aizen is laughing like a maniac.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DO YOU SEE NOW?!"
*cough*
"The illusions of my bankai are capable of interacting with actual matter itself!
In comparison to this my shikai was a mere toy! This! THIS IS THE POWER OF GOD!"

As you are bleeding profusely on your stone cross you begin to chuckle.
"Heh... heheheh..."

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!"

"Ya' know I feel like it always falls on me to find idiots who call themselves God and then drag them through the dirt!
And I also find it fitting that your monologuing will be your undoing!"

"You're lying!"

"Am I?
Take a close look at me Aizen...
How many flames do you see?"

"Only one."

You smile.
"That's right."
And with that the last embers on your tail go out.

>>733537
TOP KEK

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>>733537
>In that moment a rather large stone crucifix grows out of the ground and impales you with a pair of stone serpents that slither in and out of your body, leaving rather nasty wounds.

We're Jesus?

>And with that the last embers on your tail go out.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>733537
Is this the point where we go DING and toast shoots pops out of our back?

>>733537
>"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!"
>"Ya' know I feel like it always falls on me to find idiots who call themselves God and then drag them through the dirt!
>And I also find it fitting that your monologuing will be your undoing!"
>"You're lying!"
>"Am I?
>Take a close look at me Aizen...
>How many flames do you see?"
>"Only one."
>You smile.
>"That's right."
>And with that the last embers on your tail go out.
whelp time for kaizar to go full devil trigger mode.
dumbass went bankai first, good job not being trope savvy enough aizen, we still have transformations.

>>733428
>Aizen finally gets ripshit pissed off enough to just start dickstabbing everyone without a hint of pride

Honestly, I'm surprised that food pill hasn't worn off yet with all the exertion we've been doing.

>>733582
We have some food right in front of us.

>>733582
I would say we'll just eat Aizen, but he probably tastes like the stankest of ass.

>>733582
you should know by now that at this point kaizar runs on german rage and pissing people off.

>>733537
AIZEN, YOU UTTER FEWL! GERMAN RAGE IS BEST RAGE IN ZHE VORLD!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTI_Bzy29I

Once the last remnants of the fire go out a thick, blue mist begins to pour outward from your gills and tail.
As the fog coils around your body every bit of flesh that was exposed by your Segunda Etapa begins to grow a jet black exoskeleton around it.
The rays of the sun reflect from it with a pale blue light.
When the fog finally completely clads your forearms, chest, lower legs and your mouth with armor you begin speaking.

Your voice has a strange reverberating feel to it.
"Now watch as your precious reality melts away."

The stone crucifix and everything else that Aizen created slowly fades away and turns into pure reishi particles which is then consumed by the fog.
Aizen looks in horror as his creation is destroyed.
"W-what's this?!"

"Watch out for the fog Aizen...
This thing is the boundary between life and death. My domain.
The thing you've seen up until now was nothing more than the preparational phase for this form.
Those fires you've seen had but one job, to evaporate my fluids and form this fog."

And there's also a small detail you don't feel like sharing with Aizen.
Namely that the Einherjar also undergo a temporary metamorphosis and become airborne so they can drift in the mist.

As you stand around the mist gets denser and denser around your back, giving the impression of a cape.
You extend your arm and a chunk of the fog then condenses into a sword that looks like a pure black version of Basilisco.
"Now then Aizen..."
You crack your neck.
"As a last warning, don't touch the fog. You'll regret it."

>Fight with your sword
>Use something a bit more flashier such as Ceros
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist
>Other? (write-in)

So are we going to call this next transformation "The Final Solution"?

>>733620
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist
Inb4 nothing but crit fails

>>733620
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist
Lets put this thorugh its tests, shall we?

>>733620
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist
"Oh, and Aizen, you may very well be god. But If you are, I'm the Devil. Welcome to hell."

>>733620
>>Show Aizen the terror of the mist

>>733620
>>Show Aizen the terror of the mist

>>733620
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist

>>733624

Or maybe Thule.

>>733620
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist

>>733620
>Show Aizen the the terror of the mist.

Time to run you little bitch.

>>733620
>Show Aizen the terror of the mist

>>733620
That's neat as fuck. Kaizar has basically recreated Letzt Stil using the Einherjar - Total dominion of Reishi and the ability to break it down and consume it in an area around himself.

>You extend your arm and a chunk of the fog then condenses into a sword that looks like a pure black version of Basilisco.

And then repurpose it at will. How far does it go?

>Other? (write-in)

Create a hail of Endlösung from the mist.

>>733620
>>Show Aizen the terror of the mist
whelp time to earn our nickname of fear eater.

>>733620
>Aizens final ability is to create a world of his choosing
>Kaizars is to completely destroy it and bend the remains to his will
Jesus

>>733655
There is apparently a REASON kaizar has been calling himself the devil, enemy of god.

>>733655
Mind you Kaizar can still assault mode and super assault mode AFTER this mess.
Aizen done fucked up.

>>733620
>>Show Aizen the terror of the mist
Fooking hype

>>733655
Dear god, we're the aaroniero to his baraggan.

We've become Aizen's natural perfect counter.

>Writing

>>733652
>>733655
It's actually not that. but something else completely.

Also start rolling 3d10.
DC 14 Crit 21

Best of 3

>>733660
Kaizar's entire schtick is pretty much escalation, in the "Man that fuckin hurt. Welp, time to kick things up a notch." sense.

>>733658
And then Ywach shows up and lonopes everything because "Almightylol"

What a fucking tool.

Then Marr uses Segunda he acquired from goo inspiration in his brainparts and mental trauma from disemboweling himself

So wait, if the einherjar are airborne and spreading out now, does this mean that once it spreads out onto Marr it can help him recover?

Rolled 1, 2, 5 = 8 (3d10)

>>733674

>>733660
>By the way, Aizen....
>Y-yes?
>THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Rolled 1, 1, 6 = 8 (3d10)

>>733674


>>733681
Sleepy...

Rolled 10, 10, 6 = 26 (3d10)

>>733674
Here's praying I don't fuck it up for everybody...

Rolled 8, 8, 5 = 21 (3d10)

>>733674
HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK!

Rolled 2, 5, 10 = 17 (3d10)

>>733674

>>733688
>>733681
GUYS
>>733691
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 8, 3, 9 = 20 (3d10)

Rollan

>>733620
>Fight with Sword
>ALSO Mist
Things are about to get REAL shitty for Aizen.
Haha, German puns.

>>733691

YOOOOOOOOOOO

>>733691
Anon, Aizen's fucked.

>>733691
Jesus fuck thank you let me suck your dick.

Also, I'm done rolling, my luck is atrocious today.

>>733691
FUCKING CLUTCH!!!!!!

>>733691
FUCKING SAVED.

MAY YOUR LOINS BE FRUITFUL AND YOUR BITCHES PLENTY.

>>733681
>>733688
>>733691
HA!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
WITNESS ME FUCKNUGGETS! WITNESS ME!

>>733691
THERE WILL BE BLOOD

AND IT WON'T BE OURS FOR ONCE

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>>733705
WITNESSED

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>>733691

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>>733691
Yiss you fucking legend

>>733691
God I am NEVER going to get a roll with that kind of perfect timing again. Feels good mates, feels fucking good.

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>>733691
>Kaizars face when he realizes hes walking bullshit

>>733726
We're all at least kind of proud of you.