>>724720
>...Fine, I guess...
On one hand, Flames will feel left out if we don't take Chrys. On the other, our wives will now bicker with each other. We should be feeling stressed before we even leave.

>>724720
>No. But we can go on an adventure with just Chrysoula later okay?


I'm going through the archives for the first threads. Damn all those ones

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Well, I guess...
2=No... But with Chrysoula later, ok?

Sorry, but no. But how about an adventure with just Chrysoula later, ok?

I can get behind that. Thanks.

No problem.

You wait a bit longer, and eventually Elizabeth comes out, well-dressed and wearing... Makeup.

"Erh, where would you find makeup in Mousilion?"

"Huh? I brought it along, of course."

"You know, I don't think I ever saw you in makeup."

"Come on, it's just eyeliner..."

"You look great. Nice red dress, by the way."

"Same to you... Now, why don't we get going?"

'Sure!"

The two of you take off and begin to fly... And you note that Elizabeth does in fact, have eyeliner in her dragon form.

"How are you doing that?"

"Doing what?"

"Having eyeliner around your eyes?"

"Huh? Oh, I had the slaves do it."

"...I would of noticed though..."

"I did it when you weren't here. It seems to stay on."

"It looks good... Now, follow me."

The two of you begin flying until you smell smoke... Pollution, if you will. You cough a little bit from the thick air.

"Ren? You alright?"

You cough heavily.

"Y-yeah... Just some mortal factories are filling my lungs with smoke... Let's land."

You set down outside of Altdorf, and the two of you shift down outside of a farm, and a farmer who seems to have been smoking pipe tobacco looks at you, and drops the pipe, stunned. You wave and continue towards Altdorf's massive gates, and head inside. A few factories loom in the background, but the city seems very attractive and wealthy, if a bit disorganized.

"So, where should we look?"

"Hm..."

As you look around, you see a few places of interest, first being a zoo, but you also see plenty of stores, weapon stores, bookstores, that sort of thing... Of course, you need to find out where this accountant is...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can deduce where an accountant would be.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>724771
stores and banks most likely.

12+4=16

Success!

You explore around for a little bit until you enter a rather wealthy business, asking who does their taxes, that sort of thing. You have very little idea what this accountant does... Until the owner tells you that he gets it done by someone "really, really good with numbers". He tells you that there's a man by the zoo who does people's taxes and keep track of transactions for a small sum of money, and that's who you guess is the accountant... After a little bit of searching, you come up to the door and knock on it, and a somewhat small young man, wearing glasses and wearing some rather middle-class clothing.

"Hi?" He says in crude German, with an American accent.

"Do you speak English or German better?"

"I uh... I thought no one knew how to speak English?"

"I can. I'm Renexizious, pleased to make your acquaintance."

You shake the man's hand and he adjusts his glasses.

"You uh... Is your wife wearing... Eyeliner?"

"Thank you for noticing."

You make sure to give him a very, very painful handshake.

"I am pleased to meet you..."

"Likewise... Would you mind if I ask how you know English?"

Actions.

>I'm a dragon, along with my wife. English is rather easy to understand, honestly...
>I learned it back home, in Europe.
>Are you an actual accountant or someone else? You seem a bit young for this.
>Did I mention your speaking to the Emperor of Sweden, and the my wife, who's the Queen of England?
>We're here to explore your dimension.
>Write-In

>>724793
>I learned it back home, in Europe.
>We're here to explore your dimension.

"Well, I learned it back home, in Europe. Besides, we're here to explore YOUR dimension."

"Really? Could I come along?"

"Why?"

"I'd rather not die from any diseases or anything, and I want to just get back to the university... I've been gone for months now... Oh man."

"What university is that?"

"Yale, ever heard of it?"

"I see..."

"You uh, sort of sound Swedish. And your wife sounds British."

"Very astute of you. Now, where is the portal?"

"I'll tell you if you let me come along."

Actions.

>...Well, you know I always wanted my personal accountant... So I'll let you come for a little bit, but then you'll be my slave... Understand?
>Sure. I don't see why not.
>Sorry, but no can do. The dragon would be pissed off if the guy doing his taxes just fucked off.
>What's your name?
>Write-In

>>724825
>Sure. I don't see why not.
>What's your name.
It would be the good thing to do.
I think we're still doing this nice thing at least.

"Well, I don't see why not... What's your name?"

"It's Erwin."

"Really?"

"Erh, yeah... I'm uh. I was about to graduate from Yale when I got sucked here."

"Right... Well, where's the portal?"

"Right, right... It's uh... By a river, I think."

"...That's vague."

"In the forest? Along a path."

You sigh.

"...I'll look for it from above, thank you."

Erwin comes with you, and your small party exits Altdorf soon to find this portal...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to find the portal.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724841
Think like a portal

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>724841
We should have Erwin help us into the internet.

15+5=20

Success!

After some guidance from Erwin, you find this "portal" after a few hours of searching on the ground. You of course, approach it.

"So, uh... How'd you guys get here?"

"We went on vacation with my wives..."

"Huh? Why'd you come here for vacation? Why not Florida or something? And are you Mormon or something?"

Actions.

>I self-identify as a Khornate, thank you very much.
>...I suppose you can say that.
>I'm a good Catholic. Just saying.
>Just saying, me and my wife are dragons...
>I prefer the term atheistic...
>So uh... Just curious, what's exactly happening in the year 2016?
>Enough about religion... Let's just go through this portal. I'm curious.
>Write-in

>>724871
>So uh. Just curious, what happens in the year 2016?
>Enough about religion... let's just go through this portal.

>>724890
This.

"Let's uh... Not talk about religion. Anyways, what happens in the year 2016?"

"Erh, what do you mean?"

"Me and my wife are from the 1950's."

"Wait, seriously?"

"Yeah."

"That's kinda cool... But uh, now I'm sort of worried... If I uh, bring you to the future it might start somesort of... Time paradox, or something... I don't know."

'Well, we're going in either way. What happens in the year 2016?"

"There's uh... Terrorism... An election going on... Yeah..."

"You don't remember, do you?"

"Not really..."

You sigh, and grab your wife, and jump into the portal...

After a little bit, you appear on the other side... In what seems to be a basement. Erwin comes in from behind you, and drops his glasses, which he goes to put on.

"So, where are we?"

"We're uh, underground in the Yale library."

"Huh."

You note that Fenrir and Flames seem... Quiet.

Fenrir? Flames?

You fail to receive a response. You try shapeshifting, but it doesn't seem to work.

"Ren? Something wrong?"

"I mean... Yeah... I can't do ANYTHING."

"What do you mean?"

"No shapeshifting, no nothing."

"Let me try." She effortlessly turns into a half dragon, and shifts back... While Erwin seems amazed.

"...Why does it work for you?"

"I don't know."

"What the hell are you guys? That's pretty cool! It's like something out of a video game or something..."

Actions.

>I think we should go back through the portal... I don't like being unable to protect you. Or myself.
>We're uh, dragons. But it seems she's the only one who can do it.
>So, what's the plan exactly?
>So, remember anything now, Erwin?
>You should be in your half-dragon form more often. You are way more attractive in that then your human form, honestly...
>Write-in

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>>724912
>We can't shapeshift
This is bad.
OP wouldn't do this unless they're plotting.

>We're uh, dragons. But it seems I can't shapeshift right now.
>So what's the plan exactly.

>>724912
>>We're uh, dragons. But it seems she's the only one who can do it.

"We're uh... Well, we're dragons. But it seems I can't shapeshift... Anyways, what's the plan?"

"I thought you had one?"

"Right, right..."

"That's cool... I'll uh... I wonder if I still have a blog..."

"Anyways, what's going on Erwin?"

"There's an election between Donald Trump..."

"Donald Trump? I think I've heard of him. I've heard of his father, at the least."

"And uh... Secretary Clinton."

"I see."

"There's uh... Islamic terrorists... Yeah... Something about migrants... And I think that's it, yeah..."

Actions.

>Could you be more specific? (Specify what you want him to specify)
>Well... Let's go back, ok?
>...Try to cast a spell?
>Summon Blondi or Smaug!
>Hold on... I think we should have a plan on what we're going to do...
>Well, I think we should start invading the surface or something. Sounds like fun...
>So uh... Am I basically human right now?
>What the fuck is a blog?
>...Come on, let's see the surface first. I'm sort of excited.
>Liz, no dragon form or anything. Since I don't have one, I'd rather not make it obvious that we're here to be a domestic disturbance.
>...Right now, I regret not bringing along any muscle.
>Don't worry, I have a accent. Girls will still fall for me.
>Write-In

>>724949
>Try to cast a spell
>Hey can you explain the internet to me? Someone told me about it. I still don't get it completely.
>Come on let's see the surface.

We shall memorize wikipedia.

>>724949
>...Try to cast a spell?
>...Right now, I regret not bringing along any muscle.
>Liz, no dragon form or anything. Since I don't have one, I'd rather not make it obvious that we're here to be a domestic disturbance.

You attempt to cast a spell, but nothing actually comes of it...

"Hey uh... Let's see the surface. And what's this "internet" thing anyways? Someone told me about it, and I still don't get it completely.'

"I'll uh, show you on one of the library computers."

The three of you go through the library, until you come to a set of locked doors. You kick it to no effect. You see Erwin "facepalm" at realizing he lost the keys to getting out of here.

"Damn it... I really wish I could burrow."

"Are you uh, used to being stronger?"

"Of course I am."

"Yeah... Just saying you don't look as muscular as you were earlier."

"What?"

"I mean, earlier you looked... Well, insanely buff! But now you just look... Well, very buff!"

"Huh..."

You carefully examine your body, and notice that your muscles have slightly deflated to a more... Well, saner size. They are however, still your little gunboats, and you flex reflectively in vainity and sadness. You wanted your bigger gunboats...

"...So... How are we going to get past this locked door?"

Actions.

>...Liz, why don't you try? I mean, in your half-dragon form.
>...My muscles are the BEST muscles! Try to kick the door down! (Strength, HARD!)
>...Wait, if there's no magic or anything... Could you take off your eyepatch?
>...Hang on, I bet I can think something up... Like a making a lockpick or something... (Intelligence, HARD)
>Let's find another way. (Agility, HARD)
>Write-in

>>724997
>My muscles are the best muscles
Ren is still stronk we got this.


Also it seems we are unable to shapeshift because this dimension is magic free.

Roll me a 1d20+10 to OPEN DOOR. Additional +2 for good one-liners. puns, etc.

Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>725022
Remov door.

Memes are better.

17+12=29

Good Success!

"REMOVE DOOR!" You yell, as you put your foot straight through the door, and wiggle it free. You then open the door from the other side, and walk through. You then find some stairs going up, and begin to walk up it with Erwin and Elizabeth.

Eventually you come to the surface, and it indeed seems to be a huge library, books everywhere, and American students crowding tables, with strange hair colors, different skin colors, and strange clothes, and ... Some poking strange rectangles, others typing on computers, or talking. There seems to be very little reading being done...

"Erh, why is no one reading? This is a library, right?"

"Yeah... But most people just come here to talk, gossip, or hang out."

"That's a bit stupid, this is a library. It's meant for reading."

"What's the uh, strange rectangles some are poking at?"

"It's either laptops, smartphones, or tablets."

"Huh... Where's the nearest computer?"

"They seem to be in use right now... Sorry."

"Yeah... So uh, what's with the different colored hair everywhere?"

"It's a fashion statement, I guess... I don't really care for those things."

"I see... So, w-"

"Holy shit, is that you Erwin?" You hear from behind you. You turn to see a rather shaggy-haired man with a rather ill-groomed goatee come up to you... You remark that he smells a bit, and seems to be a little overweight. He gives a handshake to Erwin.

"Erh, you two know each other?"

"I'm Kaiden, I'm erh... Nice to meet you" He seems rather friendly, and sticks his slightly greasy hands out to shake yours... He also seems a little intimidated by your strength.

Actions.

>Erh... I'll pass, thank you very much.
>Nice to meet you... I'm Ren.
>...Begrudgingly shake his hand...
>Sorry, I don't have time to meet and greet. I need to get onto a computer.
>...Laugh. How did someone LIKE that get into school?
>Erwin, tell him to fuck off.
>...This man needs life advice. Give him some, clearly.
>Write-in

>>725121
>Begrudgingly shake his hand.
>I need to get on a computer.

You begrudgingly shake his hand, and wipe it off soon.

"...It's nice to meet you, I suppose."

"Likewise. You new here?"

"No..."

"Huh. Well, I'll see you around then man. Have a good one." He waves goodbye and leaves. And you and Erwin begin looking for a computer...

Actions.

>Come on, hurry up Erwin...
>So uh, who was that Kaiden guy?
>Why cant' overweight people just get fit like me? It's not even that hard.
>This library is a bit boring... Why don't we spice it up a little or something, Liz?
>Write-In

>>725199
>Come on, hurry up Erwin...

"Come on, hurry up Erwin..."

"I got it, I got it..."

You come up to a empty computer, and he logs in... It puts you to a sort of browser which he calls "Google." He does say, that you can in fact, look up anything on it. Liz leans in close to you, interested.

...Interesting...

Actions

>...Look up something specific.
>...Try to study weaponry and tactics of 2016.
>You want to get up to date with the political situation in America right now...
>...Nukes. Maybe there's something in there about them...
>Erh, just look random stuff up.
>...Your slightly curious... Look up the nearest nuclear depository.
>Tell Erwin to leave you. You don't need him anymore. He's free to pursue whatever he wants.
>Write-In

>>725231
>...Try to study weaponry and tactics of 2016.
>inb4 watchlist

You begin to study weapons and tactics...

Roll me a 12d0+6 to see how much you learn.

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>725319
Learn all the guns.

Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>725319

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>725319

Press F to pay respects to Hillary

12+6=18

Borderline Success!

You learn a bit about how weapons and firearms work in this current year, though you are still very confused by somethings... You take notes for a few hours, until you yawn. Elizabeth seems a little interested, and you hear the librarian shout that the library's closing. You of course, rub your eyes and get up off the computer...

"Wow... That was a lot of information."

"Yeah... I'm exhausted."

"Is there anywhere we can sleep?"

"I'm uh... My dorm probably got given out to someone. Sorry.'

"Damn..."

Actions.

>...Well, why don't we all get dinner somewhere fancy?
>...Well, I think we should go back through the portal.
>...Don't you Americans have a homeless shelter? I'd be interested in such an experience.
>...I think we can get a fancy place to sleep. I mean, Liz is a dragon after all, and she can always threaten someone out of their home...
>You know, why don't we go on a date together, Liz?
>...So uh, Liz? Why don't you decide? I men, you are the "dragon" now in this relationship. (PoV changes to Elizabeth)
>You know, it would be fun to see what would happen if a dragon started flying around. Since your world lacks magic... Liz, you know what do.
>Write-In

>>725422
>You know, why don't we go on a date together, Liz?

>>725431
This.

"Hey, Liz? Feel like going on a date?"

"Well, sure. Why not?"

"Sweet."

The two of you walk out of the library, and let Erwin just do whatever...

"Come on, I'll show you a good time."

The two of you leave Yale, and find a rather nice park to walk through as the sun begins to set... You walk and talk a little bit, until you see a few... Well, black-skinned folk in strange clothes, apparently holding up signs, saying "Justice 4 Trayvon" and other things you don't really understand. They yell wildly as you and your wife hold hands and walk down the path... And you can't help but feel a little curious.

Actions.

>...It's been fifty years and the civil rights movement in America haven't gotten anywhere? Well, that's interesting. Maybe you should ask questions to the activists?
>Just ignore them and walk with your wife.
>Casually mention if Liz would like some slaves.
>Hey, Liz? I think we're going into a bad neighborhood... Maybe we should turn around.
>Why are we walking when we can fly? Liz, shapeshift please.
>Write-in

>>725514
>...It's been fifty years and the civil rights movement in America haven't gotten anywhere? Well, that's interesting. Maybe you should ask questions to the activists?

You go up to these "BLM" protestors, prepared to ask them a few questions...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well this goes anons.

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>725568

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>725568

14+3=17

Success!

You go up to the protestors, most of which are black, and a few seem to be white females with strangely colored hair.

"Erh, excuse me? What exactly are you protesting?"

"Hey, Tyrone? We got this nasty-ass cracka' talkin' shieeet. He says that he don't know who the fuck we are, man!"

"Shieeeeeeet... Nigga, we're the BLM! Black Lives Matter!"

"...Erh, why don't you talk like a normal person? I don't even know what your saying."

"Nigga, we don't follow your white-ass shit. Now why don't you fuck off or somethin' if you don't understand what the hell Black Lives matter is? Look that shit up."

"I was just asking a friendly question. Why are you protesting."

"Tyrone, I think this nigga be SERIOUS! Come on dawg, tell him the truth!"

The two protestors get up to you.

"Now, you see there's this nigga called Zimmerman or someshit, you see? Then he shoot our boy, Trayvon!"

"He dindu nuffin! It's all this systematic racism bullshit!"

"You see nigga? So this Zimmerman shoots Trayvon who was unarmed and shit!"

"What if he had just cause?"

"Nigga, there ain't no reason for some white-ass cracka to shoot up a fellow nigga!"

Actions.

>Seriously, can you speak fucking english?
>...You know, I probably met your grandfathers and they didn't talk like this. They talked like normal people.
>...Right, I'm just going now.
>What the fuck does "nigga" and "cracker" mean? Seriously?
>...Call over one of the white women. Maybe she can translate or something?
>I mean, unless I know Zimmernan's point of view, I can't trust yours.
>Can you shut the fuck up?
>Write-In

>>725654
>...Call over one of the white women. Maybe she can translate or something?
>I mean, unless I know Zimmernan's point of view, I can't trust yours.

"Listen, unless I know Zimmerman's point of view, I can't trust yours."

"Well, that's only natural, homie!"

"Yeah... So uh, could you call over one of the women? I want to see their opinion on this."

They holler for a woman, and a rather slim (and semi-attractive) female comes over to you, with red hair.

"Down with the patriarchy!" She cries.

"Erh, patriarchy?"

"Of course!" She says. You can tell she's rather young, probably... Nineteen?

"Ah... Right... Patriarchy. You sure your using that right?"

"Of course!"

"Right... Right..."

Actions.

>...Let me guess, your one of those "feminist" people I've heard so much about in America? The ones who want to vote?
>...Liz? Get over here. I think you can be a role model.
>Listen, I need you to tell me what this "BLM" thing is.
>You know, I always thought females were equal to males...
>You Americans are so weird...
>You poor, confused thing... If anything, there's a matriarchy!
>Write-In

>>725929
>Liz? Get over here
>Inb4 they say we're oppressing Liz.

Out if all the places to enter the modern world in.
It had to be college.

>>726013
This.

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"Liz? Get over here."

"What is it?"

"Some girl is saying humanity is patriarchal. Is that true or not?"

"Wait, seriously?"

"I know, right?"

Roll me a1d20+5 to see Elizabeth's reaction.

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726065
>Inb4 Nat 1
>Liz is now Feminazi.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726065

10+5=15

Elizabeth just seems a little confused.

"Well, I disagree. It's mot a patriarchy. Got any proof?"

"Of course! The wage gap, employement..." The feminist begins going on and on.

"Dear, please stop. I'm from a place where science and biology actually matter. This "wage gap" is false no doubt, and claiming men are equal to women is quite absurd. We both excel at different things and have different roles. Similar to how a black person tends to be uncivilized savages, since they naturally lacked any sort of technological advancement, but are rather good at brute tasks and not burning in the sun..."

Roll me a 1d20+6 for how triggered the feminist is.

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726065
Shitlord protection roll!

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>726130
Going for maximum triggered.

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>>726135

>>726133
>>726130
I think we just converted a Femnazi.
Good shit

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>>726133
Have a cuck buck on me, sir.

The feminist is bridled with the rage of a thousand stars, each one going supernova.

"YOU FUCKING SHITLORD SELF-MYSOGNISTIC WHITE FEMALE! CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM! HOW DARE YOU TRY YOUR IMPERIALIST WAYS ON ME YOU SHITLORD!"

Elizabeth backs away from the raging feminist who would give a Khornate a run for his money, who grabs a sign, and tries to hit your wife with it... However, you quickly intersect the triggering, and the crowd begins yelling against you, calling you "drumpf supporters", "cis shit lords" and "those niggas".

Of course, Elizabeth cautiously backs away.

"Ren, why the hell are they so angry?"

"We're from a different time!"

"YOU FUCKING WHITE MALE!" One black male yells, and spits at you. A few people look on, confused by you and your wife under attack by the feminist.

Actions.

>Get Liz to keep spouting facts! It's their one weakness!
>Oh hell no, no one tries to assault your wife! Punch the Feminist! (Keep in mind, you are strong enough to possibly kill her.)
>Liz, I think you should shapeshift!
>Come on, this is the Queen of England, she knows what she's talking about!
>Grab Elizabeth and run away!
>...Your mom won't like you hitting women. So instead, try to be a calm, rational individual.
>Apologize for your WHITE PRIVILEGE you SHITLORD!
>Write-in

>>726172
>Have Liz keep spouting facts
It'll overload their trigger modules!
They'll short out!

>>726172
>Get Liz to keep spouting facts! It's their one weakness!
I just wanna see how angry they get.

Roll me a1d20+5 to trigger. Additional +3 if you can give Elizabeth some facts!

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>726199
I like where this is going.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726199
This is fun.

>>726199
Here's a fact
>It's impossible for it to be a matriarchy. Women don't even get drafted! Why? Because their lives are considered too precious. Does that sound patriarchal to you?

(My facts may be shit)

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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726199
Black people don't give blood?

8+5=13

Failure!

"Liz, say some more facts to make them more hostile!"

"Why?"

"I mean, it's pretty funny."

"That's true..."

You get bonked in the head by the sign and sigh a little bit.

Liz says some more facts, but it seems most of them are just ignoring you, save the feminist. Who is at this point, assaulting you, until a police officer comes up. Presumably part of the campus's security.

"Is everything alright?" He says as he approaches...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if anything happens.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726317
They're oppressing us.

"OFFICER! HE'S RAPING ME! I DO NOT CONSENT!"

"What?"

The officer rushes up to you, pistol brandished. The BLM protestors quickly retreat out of there.

"Hands in the air!"

"I'm not raping her!"

"Hands behind your head!" You note a crowd of feminist gather around... Liz seems a little startled.

Actions.

>Do as the officer says!
>You aren't spending the night in a jail cell! Resist arrest!
>I didn't do anything, I swear!
>I'm white! I CAN'T be a rapist!
>...Who cares if you get shot? Punch that feminist bitch!
>Liz, shapeshift please!
>Officer, I can explain everything logically, and I find you'll agree with me.
>Write-In

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>726317
riot?

>>726430
>>Officer, I can explain everything logically, and I find you'll agree with me.
>Do as the officer says!

>>726451
Supporting this.
We are in the worst time to be a man that is wrongfully accused of rape

You put your hands up in the air!

"Officer, I can explain everything logically and I find you'll agree with me."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he'll haul you down to the station, or listen to both sides.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>726471
Please let this cop be a misogynist.
We need the advantage.

10+4=14

Failure!

He knocks you to the ground and begins to put handcuffs around you... Elizabeth protests but is ignored, and you get lifted back up. The police officer begins to call for "suspect transportation" or something and Elizabeth rushes up to him.

"Let him go! He didn't do anything wrong!"

"He's a rapist! I have a duty to this country!"

"He didn't do anything!"

"I'm sorry, but the rules are the rules, ma'am. I'll take him down to the station along with the victim."

The feminist suddenly turns from happy to "oh shit" mode. Of course, she goes with the officer, and after a few minutes a squad car gets driven down, and you get put inside it... You see a few people watching this with their rectangles, and Elizabeth rushes up to the squad car window.

"I demand that you let him out!" She says to to the driver, who begins to drive away... You see Elizabeth chase after the car, yelling for it to stop...

Great. Now your arrested. That was nice... And there goes browsing the internet for hot women and information... You wish you were a dragon again...

Actions.

>...Try to break your husband out! (Elizabeth's PoV)
>You have nothing to fear! You'll get out perfectly fine. (Remain as you)

>>726522
>You have nothing to fear
The evidence level is 0.
They would need fucking Miles Edgeworth to get us.

>>726531
Or Von Karma, anon.

You idly pass the time by remaining silent, and get hauled into the station, just in time for interrogation... Along with the female victim.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see how well this goes for you. Only first roll is accepted.

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>726555

then we will just hire Phoenix Wright

I sense many Objections! in the future.

4+6=10

Great Failure!

You prove to actually hold up poorly in interrogation, pissing off the detectives by acting pompous and insisting your innocence. Eventually they get pissed off enough at you to throw you into a cell for a day... All you have to hope for is that they don't find enough "evidence" to put you on trial.

Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if your lucky enough that not enough evidence is found. Only first roll is accepted.

Rolled 9 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>726620
better hold it. My rolls might stop this yet.

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>726555

Damn, late by 5 seconds.

9-1=8

Failure!

It seems that there was enough evidence for an actual trial, until you hear that someone's here to see you... You of course, assume that it's Elizabeth. You are escorted out and see your wife, Elizabeth, behind reinforced glass. You sit down in a booth.

"Liz! How's everything going?"

"Good. I erh... Heard you were going to trial"

"...I am. Yes."

"If you want... I could get you out of here. I mean, I'm fairly sure I can become a dragon."

"Liz..."

"Ren, I'm here for you if you need anything... I miss you already."

"Where have you been staying at?"

"Erwin's parents house..."

"Oh."

"Listen... Promise me you'll get out in time?"

"In time for what?"

"Well... Being with me. I miss you."

Actions.

>You know, I really regret not having some muscle with us... Like Chrysoula. Bet she could take on this police station by herself.
>Listen, just stay strong for me, ok?
>If you could break me out, I'd be happy with that.
>...Remind me to institute a new capital punishment when we get home to eat death-row prisoners.
>...Erh, any details on the trial so far?
>...They barely have a court case. I'll be fine.
>Write-In

>>726666
>You should attend the trial if you can. If everything goes bad I have an idea.
The idea involves having Lizbeth shapeshift and throwing this worlds science on it's head.

"Liz, you should attend the trial i you can. If everything goes wrong, I have an idea..."

"I think I understand... The trials in three days Ren... Stay strong for me, ok?"

"You got it..."

A few days go by of you waiting in your cell... Until the time comes to meet your lawyer... Or if you wanted to, you could self-represent.

Actions.

>Meet your court-appointed lawyer!
>You are NOT having someone else defend you. You'll defend yourself!
>...Get Elizabeth to defend you?

>>726709
>Self represent.
We can call Elizabeth to the stand.

You decide to self represent yourself in trial.

So anons, I'm about to pass out... But how exactly do you want to do the trial?

Choices.

>Just dice roll it once and leave it at that!
>Go into detail and do an actual court setting. (Just saying, I am not up-to-date on how the US court system works at fucking all)

And if you need me, I'm going to be sleeping in bed.

>>726742
>Go into detail and do an actual court setting
Just do it Phoenix Wright style.
I'd want to see that shit.

>>726742
>Just dice roll it once and leave it at that!
If all else fails, we can ride out of prison on a dragon.

I'm going to give one more hour to this.

Personally I think a dice roll will be easier for me, so I'll just do that. Sorry anon.

The trial begins, with your self-representing... You walk in with your orange jumpsuit and take a seat, waiting.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how this trial goes.

>>726742
>Go into detail and do an actual court setting. (Just saying, I am not up-to-date on how the US court system works at fucking all)

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>727790

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>727790
and again, just in case you are accepting multiple rolls / best of.

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>727790
>>727793
>>727794
Just checking to see if 4chan has borked the rolls.

14+2=16
Success!

You present your case well against the witnesses and prosecution, and Liz greatly helps you as a witness... Soon however, the Jury goes into the back to discuss...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if guilty or innocent. Only first roll accepted.

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>727816
Justice system don't be a shit.

Sorry anon.

5+3=8

Great Failure.

It seems that despite the little evidence against you, the wtinesses with questionable intent, and the cunt of a feminist who claimed rape, the jury announces that you are in fact...

Guilty.

You slam your fist on the table, pissed off. You wanted a nice date with Elizabeth, something to relax with while you wait for the library to open again so you can find more information to use to conquer the world! But no, instead this mortals sentence YOU to fifteen years for rape!
Rape, of all things! However, you do note the possibility of bail, so long as you have $25,000 USD... Which you do not.

...It's semi-ironic, once you think about one whole episode with the elves... But you aren't guilty of this one! The bailiff ignores your internal rant and comes up behind you, putting handcuffs on you... Elizabeth seems to be watching you, as you look around...

Actions.

>...Signal for Elizabeth to fuck up this world's laws of science!
>...You can escape on your own, once your in the prison...
>...You can live with this, you'll get out, somehow...
>..Bail? Mouth for Liz to try and get that!
>...Yell that this trial is unfair and biased!
>You demand a lie detector test! This may be your only chance!
>Try to break the handcuffs! (Strength, HARD)
>Write-In

>>727869
>You demand a lie detector test! This may be your only chance!

>>727869
>...Signal for Elizabeth to fuck up this world's laws of science!


Fuck this, disregard my prior post, we are going loud!

Waiting twenty more minutes anons, sorry.

>>727937
It's fair enough, though I'd ask a question;

How is a 8 a great failure? It seems a little below average but still!

>>727941
The pass was 14, anon

>>727949
Okay fair enough.

You motion for Liz to shapeshift. She nods, and heads outside...

PoV Change anons?

>What? No. Remain as Renexizious.
>Become Elizabeth!

>>727981
>>Become Elizabeth!
This can only be funnier as liz.

>>727996
This.

You are now Elizabeth, and you are quite honestly, pissed off. Your husband was accused by some bitch of rape, and guilty.
Fucking Americans...

You of course, slip outside, planning... Of course, you could go full out dragon and terrify everyone, but that could also go poorly...

Actions.

>Of course your shapeshifting to a dragon form...
>Shapeshift to a half dragon form? Maybe that'll be enough?
>You have your own plan... Wait for Ren to go to the prison and break him out there? I mean, you wouldn't be in the middle of a town...
>You'll get arrested on purpose to be with Ren.
>Write-In

Also, what's your attitude about this?

>...How DARE they accuse your husband! You can't believe it! How dare they! (Elizabeth will be pissed off, impatient, and ANGRY.)
>Your British! It's only right to try and be a calm individual, a pargaon of British stoicism! (Elizabeth will try to be calm and rational.)
>Well, this can maybe be achieved by being both threatening, and nice. Besides, this is their first view of a dragon... (Try to be nice?)
>...Make a personal reminder to stomp on the feminist cronies. (Elizabeth will try to kill the feminists or get them arrested.)
>How dare the Americans arrest your husband! They'll all pay! (Elizabeth goes on a rampage.)
>Write-In

>>728014
>Your British! It's only right to try and be a calm individual, a pargaon of British stoicism! (Elizabeth will try to be calm and rational.)
She's pissed but she'll be pragmatic and try to appeal before eating the jury.

>>728014
>Shapeshift to dragon.
>You're British! It's only right to try and be a calm individual, a pargaon of British stoicism! (Elizabeth will try to be calm and rational.)

You begin shifting into your dragon form, causing a nearby officer to look at you, curiously.

"Ma'am, are you alr-" He suddenly yells as he sees you growing scales, a tail, and look pissed off. He realizes what's going on and shouts for everyone to evacuate, narrowly avoiding getting crushed. As you grow and burst through the side of the courtroom, you become immensely big, terrifying humans on the sidewalk and accidently crushing a little bit of a library next door. You can't help but be sad about the property damage of the library, and slight damage of a fountain on which your foot seems to have stomped on. You ply up the roof, ripping it off, and put your head through.

"Sorry about the damage, humans... And for being late, but I'd like to request an appeal for Renexizious's freedom..."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you accidently terrify the jury and court. A high roll is utterly terrifying, and a low one keeps them terrified but possibly reasonable.

Additional -2 if you can say something calming and/or introductory so they won't go into a panic.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>728029
My name is Elizabeth, and I'm the former queen of England. The man you have detained is my husband, Renexizious.

2+5=7

Amazing Failure (But a great success in a sense!)

"Excuse me, but I am Elizabeth, the former queen of England. The man you have detained for "rape" is my husband, Renexizious."

The wrinkled old judge looks up, and turns down, while the rest of the court runs away, save the prosecution and the bailiff.

"I see... Your a witness from earlier?"

"Well, yes. Yes I am."

"I see... Well, I'd advise against further property today, if you will... And I believe the jury has come together to declare him guilty already..."

"I recommend you let me tell my side of what happened.:

"OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!" Yells the prosecution.

"What is it?"

The prosecution lawyer slams his fist on the table, and looks up.

"The trial is already over! There's nothing more to add!"

Actions.

>Stay silent... Let the judge come to his own conclusion.
>...Eat the prosecution. He had it coming.
>Quietly whisper objection and claim that you have vital evidence.
>LOUDLY YELL OBJECTION! You NEED to tell your side of the case!
>Compliment the human judge for not panicking.
>...Grab your husband from the bailiff. You don't have time for this.
>If you let me be a witness, I promise I won't stomp on the prosecution.
>Since my husband is inept at legal defense, I am taking over the case.
>Write-In

>>728040
>If you let me be a witness, I promise I won't stomp on the prosecution.
>Since my husband is inept at legal defense, I am taking over the case.

"If you let me be a witness, I promise I won't stomp on the prosecution, and since my husband is inept at legal defense, I am taking over his case."

"I see miss Elizabeth... Well, I suppose that's acceptable."

"Thank you."

You sit down and lower your head besides Ren, who gives you a rather soft kiss to your cheek.

"Could we begin, please?"

"I see... Well, bailiff?"

The Baliliff shakes himself out of it, clearly in awe of your size.

"Could you get the jury back in here?"

"It doesn't seem that safe, sir..."

"Please?"

The bailiff quickly excuses himself and goes gets the jury, and quickly the trial begins. You call on yourself as a witness, and stomp over to the scene, slightly crushing a little bit more of the courthouse...

How will you give your recounting of events?

Actions.

>Tell the truth. You agitated the feminist who then yelled that your husband was raping her.
>...Try to incriminate the feminist that she was trying to either rape or kill your husband!
>...Boast just a little bit on how you protected your husband and accurately gave facts to the feminists and BLM. You should have a bit of an ego.
>Point out that most of the prosecution's witnesses have one thing in common... They were all protesters and have a reason to try and incriminate your Ren!
>Try to incriminate ALL of the witnesses! They stood by while a crime was going on!
>Try to be "nice" to the court and apologize to the judge for property damages.
>Write-In

>>728072
>Tell the truth. You agitated the feminist who then yelled that your husband was raping her.
>Point out that most of the prosecution's witnesses have one thing in common... They were all protesters and have a reason to try and incriminate your Ren!
>Try to incriminate ALL of the witnesses! They are guilty of perjury and assault.

>>728072
>Tell the truth. You agitated the feminist who then yelled that your husband was raping her.
>Point out that most of the prosecution's witnesses have one thing in common... They were all protesters and have a reason to try and incriminate your Ren!
>Try to be "nice" to the court and apologize to the judge for property damages.


Perhaps mention being willing to repay the damages. It can't hurt our case. If worst comes to worst we'll go with my plans B and C.

"I am sorry about being big and lumbering, and crushing the courthouse. I may be willing to repay it later, but first, I would like to start my case my putting attention to the fact that the prosecution's witnesses have all one thnig in common. They were all protestors and have a reason to try and incriminate my husband. Now, of course I may of agitated the feminist who yelled at my husband and claimed she was raped, but this is a waste of time. My husband should be free instead of facing false charges."

"I see. Thank you for that, misses Elizabeth. The prosecution can begin it's cross-examination."

"Thank you, your honor." Says the prosecution.

"Well, come on already..."

"You claim the witnesses have a implicit bias's against you, but at the same time you are the defense's wife. We can't really trust your judgement."

Actions

>Stare the lawyer down. Try to intimidate him to ask less questions.
>Ask anyone else who was there, that my Ren didn't rape.
>I'm not asking you to trust my side of the story. I'm telling you to see what all these protesters have in common.
>Laugh him off?
>Eat him. This will be a lot easier...
>Who has a better track record here? I bet most of those witnesses had criminal charges.
>Write-In

>>728110
>I'm not asking you to trust my side of the story. I'm telling you to see what all these protesters have in common.
>Stare the lawyer down.

>>728110
>I'm not asking you to trust my side of the story. I'm telling you to see what all these protesters have in common.
>Who has a better track record here? I bet most of those witnesses had criminal charges.

"I'm not asking you to trust my side of the story, I'm just telling you to see what all these protesters have in common. Besides, who has a better track record here? I bet most of these witnesses had criminal charges."

The court begins bickering a little bit, and you take this chance to stretch your head out a little bit, when you see the peo- You mean, humans gathered around the courthouse pointing their strange rectangles at you, seemingly in awe... And you notice those flashes... Cameras? And it seems there's sirens in the distance coming towards you.

Actions.

>Ignore them and continue to deal with the court case.
>Pose just a little bit. You are a queen after all, and you need to look good.
>Maybe you should deal with these humans?
>Use a breath or something to scare them off.
>Nom a few and scare them.. (Roll to see if Liz would actually do that)

>>728139
>Pose just a little bit. You are a queen after all, and you need to look good.


Give them a wave, bitches love a good queenly wave.

You give a fair queenly wave towards them, and turn back to the trial... In which you begin to stare down the lawyer, trying to terrify him.

Roll me a 1d20+5

>>728146
This.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>728153

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>728153

14+5=19

Success!

You stare him down a little bit, and he looses a little bit of his nerve...

You take a breath and he says something towards you again.

"I erh... Well... I'd like to point out that the defense has merely the word of his wife, who I like to say, nearly destroyed the courtroom..."

"And offered to repay for it."

"I fail to see how that has anything to do with the current subject..."

"Erh... Well..."

"Please refrain from i-"

"I think I have proof that she intentionally destroyed the roof... Which, is a felony."

"Are you trying to put blame on me?"

"You said it yourself, how can we trust someone who has done a crime?"

"I did it on accident, God... Now, what else?"

"Why exactly did you provoke this feminist?"

Actions

>She just got really, really angry at me...
>I sort of told her some facts.
>Why don't you ask her yourself?
>Can you stop talking? It's annoying.
>Judge, I think you have enough to call for the jury.
>You are becoming only more pissed off. Make i clear you are and stare down the lawer more.
>...Enough of this. Unless Ren goes innocent, I will personally eat all of you, got it?
>Write-In

>>728182
>I sort of told her some facts.
>She just got really, really angry at me...
>Why don't you ask her yourself?

>>728182
>I was engaged with her in a debate about the wage gap and gender roles. It is not my fault that she flipped out.

"I told her some facts, she got angry at me... Why don't you ask her yourself?"

"I see. Well, I suppose I'll do so."

Roll me a 1d20 for how well the feminist behaves.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>728257
>inb4 tumblrette calls him a shitlord

14

The feminist comes in and describes the events portraying what happened. She doesn't do anything like calling the judge a shitlord or anything, but seems to be shocked by you and somewhat uncomfortable. Of course, she eventually leaves after recounting her story. The judge seems to side slightly with you after that, since her version of "rape" was just Ren putting hands on her. The charges get knocked down to "attempted rape", due to that.

Well, at least that's something, you think.

Of course, after that some more debate follows on some more witnesses who seem to side with the feminist, claiming Ren was about to rape her... Of course, thanks to the fact you are sixty four stories tall, they seem to be rather... Cautious... You do note you hear sirens directly outside, and when you look up you see SWAT trucks outside of the courthouse, apparently offloading armed soldiers... Or police officers, you can't really tell. They don't seem to be trying anything, but it seems they police aren't taking any chances with you... Not to mention you see some vans with a strange-shaped camera filming some people talking to sticks. Strange.

Actions.

>Try to lower the tension outside!
>Ask the judge for a five minute break.
>...Show that if they try to do anything else, you'll destroy more property. Destroy a building nearby.
>Yell that it's not nice to look up a woman's skirt. Mostly because it would be funny, and probably embarrase a few of the film people.
>Ignore them and focus
>Make an example of the police. You don't want them putting Ren in harm's way at all.
>Give a brief friendly wave to the cameras. You want to look good, after all.
>...Close up? Lean in close to the cameras. You were always a sucker for being famous. Maybe give an interview...
>Impress the humans somehow!
>Write-in

>>728338
>Give a brief friendly wave to the cameras. You want to look good, after all.

>>728338
>Ignore them and focus
>Give a brief friendly wave to the cameras. You want to look good, after all.

You ignore the SWAT forces and give a brief wave towards the camera. And ignore them and go back to work trying to get your Ren free.

"Now, can we hurry up? There's a mob outside."

"I see... Well, I suppose I'll let the jury decide now..."

Actions.

>I still have a point to make though! (Specify)
>...Stare down the jury. You'll intimidate them into making the right choice.
>...Hint that you may "bribe" the jury afterwards...
>I see. If you need me, I'll be dealing with the police outside.
>Write-In

>>728382
>I still have a point to make though! (Specify)
Point out that our husband would be unlikely to, attempt to, rape someone. Even more so considering how his wife, who can turn into this giant terrifying form, was standing right next to him.

>>728399
This.

"I'd like to point out that my husband would be very unlikely to, attempt to, or even think about raping someone... Even more so considering how I, his wife, who can turn into a dragon, was standing right next to him."

Renexizious gives you a thumbs up, and the jury begins discussing it...

Roll me a 1d20+6 , additional +2 for more good points.

Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>728434
There is also the fact that my husband and I have a, as much as I don't want to discuss it in public, health sex life. I find it unlikely he would choose to randomly have sex with someone purely for their looks, especially considering we came here for the purposes of a romantic retreat.


There is also the fact he has, as of recently, been trying to be a better person. I doubt he would throw his progress down the drain by perform such a basic and carnal act against a unwilling individual.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>728434

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>728434

>>728466
Aw man, I feel like that ID is similar. Are you related to Blacker Baron?

16+8=24

Good Success!

"I'd like to point out your honor, that there is also the fact that my husband and I have a, as much as I don't want to discuss it in public, a semi- healthy sex life. I find it unlikely... And I hope that he wouldn't choose to randomly have sex with someone purely for their looks, especially considering we came here for the purposes of a romantic retreat.

There is also the fact he has, as of recently, been trying to be a better person. I doubt he would throw his progress down the drain by perform such a basic and carnal act against a unwilling individual..."

The jury takes this to mind... After a little bit, the jury decides... Not Guilty. Ren hugs your mouth, and thanks you. And pats you a little on the nose.

"Thank you for setting my husband free, your honor. And I'd like to thank the Jury for the verdict."

The prosecution looks semi-angry, while Ren makes out with you. Of course, the jury dawws at this, probably believing it like a book or something.

Actions

>Go back to being Renexizious. (PoV Change)
>...Hold on, you want to see that feminist bitch... Either for killing her or just to try and get her arrested...
>Shift down...
>Ren, if you'll excuse me, I need to deal with some cinematographers outside, and the police...
>I promise to pay for damages rendered soon enough.
>...Ren, get on my back please. Let's fly around for a bit, shall we?
>Look at the jury and ask what they're looking at.
>Thank the judge again. And tell him that he's a rather kind old man.
>...You demand to see the so-called "witnesses", either to try and get them arrested, or for a bit of... Well, punishment.
>So, what about that date you promised me?
>Write-In

>>728520
>Thank the judge again. And tell him that he's a rather kind old man.
>...You demand to see the so-called "witnesses", either to try and get them arrested, or for a bit of... Well, punishment. And the prosecution. Perjury in a court of law is a criminal offense.

>>728520
>Thank the judge again. And tell him that he's a rather kind old man.
>...You demand to see the so-called "witnesses", either to try and get them arrested, or for a bit of... Well, punishment.
>...Hold on, you want to see that feminist bitch... Either for killing her or just to try and get her arrested...
>Ren, if you'll excuse me, I need to deal with some cinematographers outside, and the police...


Date can come after we unscrew the future and save it from a-ku

You thank the judge and tell him he's a nice old man. He chuckles a bit, and you make out a little bit with Ren, until you lift your head up... You decide you need to take care of the fact there's SWAT teams, strange flying things, and police officers outside.

You of course, put your full attention on the police officers, who seem to have begun to breach the courthouse's very damaged interior and exterior... You of course get some of the news broadcasters to run away, and a few police officers aim their rifles at you... Which would do jackshit.

Actions.

>Hi! I'm friendly, don't worry!
>Lower your head by a news crew!
>Britian is back, baby! Now, what happened to all those taxes you owe Britian since your "independence?"
>Get out of my way before I crush you all.
>...I'd like to make an announcement.
>...Is this a way to treat a tourist? I'm here on holiday. By God, you Americans have no sense of hospitality! All you care about are firearms!
>...Nom a police officer or two.
>Write-in

Also, her attitude?

>Smile gently. You are in a very good mood since Ren's free. And not going to get violated in prison any time soon. (Elizabeth will be kind, understand, and rather happy.)
>...You are pissed off that these Americans are ruining your reunion! (Elizabeth will be pissed off and impatient.)
>...You just want the police sirens to stop, honestly. (Elizabeth doesn't really care too much.)
>Write-In

>>728593
>Smile gently. You are in a very good mood since Ren's free. And not going to get violated in prison any time soon. (Elizabeth will be kind, understand, and rather happy.)
>I'm friendly!

>>728593
>Write-in
"If one of you would be so kind as to shoot me in the leg, you will notice I am unharmed. So would you kindly put those damn things away before you hurt yourselves?

If any of you want a statement or interview, please stand to my right, if not go to the left. Let's try and get this out of the way quickly."

You give a gentle smile, and lower your head by the police officers!

"I'm friendly, thank you very much... But if you were to shoot me in a leg, you'd notice I would be unharmed. So would you kindly put those child's toys away before you hurt yourselves?" You smile kindly towards the end, like a mother teaching children not to play with guns.

You hear a few cries of "It can talk?" and "Aw..."

"Now... If any of you want a statement or interview, please stand to my right... If you don't, please stand to the left. I'd like to get this out of the way, ok?" You continue your rather maternal smile, and dozens of reporters come up to your right side, asking dozens of questions...

Actions.

>Drop the maternal act. You just wanted to be a little ironic there.
>Well... Time to answer questions, you suppose.
>..."Accidently" trip and squish the reporters. You never liked the news.
>Ignore them, and try to be friendly to the officers... Maybe they'll be friendly in return?
>...You know, if you were the police officers you'd of called the army. Maybe you should talk to the commissioner or whoever's in charge?
>Shapeshift?
>Write-In

>>728644
>Well... Time to answer questions, you suppose.

You begin to answer questions. You point a claw at one of the reporters.

"Excuse me, but where are you from, sir?"

"Hm? Well, I suppose I'll answer this question for you, free of charge." You lower your head into the camera. Which can barely get the full shot of your head. You of course, smile towards it, and turn towards the reporter...

Actions.

>...Eat him for calling you a "sir".
>Excuse me, but I'm female. I understand though if you can't tell the difference.
>Ignore his slight and answer the question, your from Britain. (Specify if you want to include the fact you are the current ruler of it or not.)
>How DARE you call me a man! I am a female, thank you very much!
>Shift into your half-dragon form.
>...Excuse me, but I'd rather not answer this question.
>Laugh at him calling you male.
>Write-In

>>728690
>Excuse me, but I'm female. I understand though if you can't tell the difference.

"Erh, excuse me, but I'm a female. I understand though if you can't tell the difference."

"Oh. Sorry, I'm uh... I didn't re-"

"It's fine... Now, I'm from Britain."

"I see... Erh, what's your name?"

You peek your head and see the words "FOX NEWS" on the van of the reporter.

"Well..."

Actions.

>I'm Elizabeth the Third of Great Britian, Queen of the Isles, and professional dragon.
>Oh, it's Elizabeth, dear.
>Oh, don't worry... Just call me Liz, like a lizard, I suppose.
>...Try to use a more draconic name?
>Write-In

>>728742
>I'm Elizabeth the Third of Great Britian, Queen of the Isles, and professional dragon.

"I am Elizabeth the Third, Queen of England and her colonies. Nice to meet you!"

"I see, well, nice to uh, meet you too. Now, any final words to the camera?"

Actions

>Expect to see a lot more of me in the future, America.
>Just saying, but I love you Americans. Mostly for the food though.
>Say Nothing.
>Roar.
>Just saying that you Americans better love Britian!
>I am curious. I heard that there was an election this season... Who's running?
>Write In

>>728863
>I am curious. I heard that there was an election this season... Who's running?

>>728863
>Roar.
Dragon it up a bit

"Who's running for president? I've heard quite a bit about it."

"That would be secretary Hillary Clinton, and Donald J Trump."

"Hm,,,"

"Would you care if I asked who you support?"

You decide to add some "Draconic flavor" And roar before voicing your opinion...

Actions

>...I don't know anything about your American politics, sorry.
>I like the sound of this "Donald Trump."
>...Clinton? Is she female?
>...What are their positions?
>Oh don't worry... I'll be doing a interview with your "FOX News" later about the election...
>Neither of them...
>Me, of course! Who wouldn't vote for a dragon?
>...Does any of them support slavery? Just curious.
>Is there a loyalist faction? Just curious. I do rather like my thirteen colonies back.
>Write-In

>>728902
>I don't know anything about your American politics.
>What are their positions.
I'm pretty sure Liz is in favor of just taking back some of America.
Or all.

>>728902
>...What are their positions?

>>728913
This.

Sorry about the delay anons. Just found out a friend died from drug abuse.


"Sorry, but I don't know anything about your American politics... What are their positions?"

"Donald J Trump is the republican candidate, being anti-immigration, nationalistic, and has been described from critics as a sexist, racist, or evil man by the liberal media."

Yuck, you think. Liberal media... Always the worst media, in your opinion.

"And what about Secretary Clinton?"

"She's the democrat candidate, being pro-immigration, pro-amnesty, and supporting the refugee crisis..."

"I see. Anything else?"

"Well, she's been accused of deleting emails illegally, causing Benghazi, and corruption... If you want, you could come down to the station for an exclusive interview, ma'am."

Actions.

>...Erh, I choose neither. Sorry.
>...Do any of them support Britain retaking America?
>I support me. Queen of America, if you will.
>Well, Clintion sounds good...
>I like this Donald Trump. I myself, am a nationalist.
>...Could I ask how Britian's doing?
>Oh, an exclusive interview? I'd love it!
>Sorry, but no. I'd like to keep this public and answer everyone's questions.
>Only if my husband can come along.
>Hold on, let me talk to the other reporters, ok?
>...Quick question, how do I look for the cameras?
>Shapeshift
>Write-In

>>729048
>Sorry, but no. I'd like to keep this public and answer everyone's questions.


Less chance of censoring what we say.

>>729052
>...Could I ask how Britian's doing?
This too.

"I'm sorry dear, but no. I'd like to keep this public and answer everyone's questions... But could I ask how Britian's doing?"

"Their queen, Elizabeth the Second, is al-"

Wait... Mom?

"Did you say Elizabeth the Second?"

"Yes?"

Mom? She's alive?

"I erh... See... Thank you for that."

You turn away, carefully lifting your tail (and slightly scrapping the side of a building, and leaving a slight scratch. Whoops.

You turn to someone from "CNN".

"Excuse me! Excuse me!"

"Huh, what is it?"

"We're wondering about how old you are, since it's rather hard to tell from your scales..."

"I'm twenty-nine."

"I see. Thank you... Now, would you mind if I ask what exactly your doing here?"

Actions.

>Oh, that's not a problem. My husband, Ren was accused of raping a woman... He's innocent, of course!
>Oh, dear... Sorry, but I prefer to keep that quiet.
>Just announcing to the world that dragons exist. I was also curious about the government.
>Would you mind if I made an announcement on that?
>...I uh... Sorry, but I need to go...
>Write-In

>>729101
>Oh, that's not a problem. My husband, Ren was accused of raping a woman... He's innocent, of course!

>>729101
>Oh we're just on a vacation when some woman accused my husband of rape. And on our first few hours here! He's innocent of course

"Oh, we were just on vacation when some woman accused my husband of rape! And in our first few hours here! He's innocent of course!"

"I see... So is your husband like you?"

"Sorry, but he's... Currently mortal."

"I see. Well, thank you for your time..."

The rest of the journalists ask questions, trivial ones, and you feel exhausted.

Actions.

>...Tell the reporters to leave. You've had enough.
>...You need to make an announcement.
>Do something to awe the reporters. Like roar, breathe frost... Or turn the street to ice.
>Thank the reporters and say that they can interview you later.
>Write-In

>>729138
>Thank the reporters and say that they can interview you later.

>>729148
This.

You thank the reporters and tell them they can interview you later, as you walk back towards the courthouse, and see Ren coming out. You of course, lower your head, nearly right onto him.

"Hey Ren. Free now?"

"Yep... Thanks to you." He gives you a kiss on the check and hugs you.

"Well, thanks... So, what's the plan?"

"Well, I was intending to read Wikipedia articles... And finish that date up."

"Yeah... You know, being a dragon is pretty fun..."

"I bet..."

Actions.

>If you excuse me, I need to take care of some feminists...
>Come on, get on my back! We'll fly somewhere!
>Shapeshift in front of the reporters!
>...You know, even if your an ant compared to the size of me... Why don't we make out for a little bit?
>Come on, let's explore a little bit. I mean, I am a sixty-four story dragon...
>Hey uh... Can we go to Britain? I want to see my mom... I miss her already.
>So... I think the media loves me.
>...Are we going to do anything politics related? Like conquer the town or something? Or try to run for president?
>Write-In

>>729184
>Shapeshift in front of the reporters!
>Make sure that the buildings you're crushing won't collapse and hurt anybody.

You decide to check if the buildings you were damaging are fine, and see that a few people have been injured. Not life-threatening, but the courthouse does indeed, threaten to collapse. Unsure how to fix this, you shift down with Ren, and quickly run off with him...

Actions

>Continue being Elizabeth!
>Nah, become Renexizious.

>>729223
>Nah, become Renexizious.
We have to look into how to not be nerfed when we enter this dimension once we get back home.

Waiting fifteen more minutes anons.

>>729258
This.

You are now Renexizious!

You've recently been rescued by Elizabeth from rape charges, and are fleeing the reporters, until the two of you run down a dark alley, losing them...

"Well, that was close..."

"Yeah."

"So... What's the plan now, Ren?"

Actions.

>....Do you want anything?
>...Why don't we tumble a little? No one's watching... And I haven't felt you for so a while...
>Well, why don't we get dinner somewhere? You must be starving...
>Hold on, let's go to the library. I need more research...
>...I'm sort of curious about this election thing I heard about while imprisoned... Why don't we research it more clearly?
>I was thinking we could fly around, being awesome. And try to crush anyone who stands in our way.
>Write-in

>>729326
>Well, why don't we get dinner somewhere? You must be starving.

"Well, why don't we get dinner somewhere? You must be starving."[/b]

Her stomach growls in response.

"...Do you really think they can keep up with my voracious appetite?"

Actions.

>I'd be worried if you were pregnant...
>Come on, we'll see together.
>...You know, I bet I can eat more then you. I am always hungry, after all...
>...Let's find something out in the country. And see if they can cook enough to feed you in your dragon form.
>...I know you like using your half-dragon form when eating, but we don't want to attract more questions... Or public attention.
>Write-In

>>729355
>...I know you like using your half-dragon form when eating, but we don't want to attract more questions... Or public attention.

>>729355
>Come on, we'll see together.

I'm back anons. Just had to remorse a little and take a nap.

"Listen, I know you like your half-dragon form, but we don't more questions or attention."

"Come on Ren, we'll be fine. Besides, imagine the look on their faces!

Actions.

>Come on, just do this for me.
>...Fine, you can eat in your half-dragon form.
>Only if you kiss me a little.
>You don't have to... Love your human form too, Elizabeth...
>Write-In

>>729909
>...Fine, you can eat in your half-dragon form.

You sigh a little bit...

"Fine... I guess you can eat in your half-dragon form."

She kisses you.

"Thanks Ren. I'll try to be as subtle as possible, I just think eating with fangs and claws make it more convenient."

"You sure?"

"...And also because I like being large, intimidating, and slightly motherly."

"Motherly?"

"Well, I mean, at times. Only when I'm a good mood." She says, quickly.

Actions

>That's kind of adorable...
>Headpat?
>I really hope you don't try to cradle people in your arms or something... That'd be weird.
>Well, you have an awful lot of children, to be frank...
>Oh, great. Motherly. That's a nice word to use when my mother's evil as fuck.
>Let's find somewhere to eat, ok?
>Write-In

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>>729962
>Headpats.
This can only be bait.

>>729962
>That's kind of adorable...
>Let's find some place to eat.

>>729974
This too.

"That's kind of adorable..."

You give her a headpat and she smiles a little.

"Well, thanks... But try doing that around the minotaur. Some dwarf in the castle keeps going up to her and saying one word, something I can't understand, and she dangles the dwarf."

"Really?"

"Yes, by the beard. Then after a few minutes when no one's looking, she has a laugh... Rather strange, if you ask me."

Actions.

>Oh, come on now, I headpat Chrysoula all the time.
>Challenge accepted, I'll try to headpat Chrysoula.
>...Wait, she actually likes being called Horny?
>...Why doesn't she just laugh outright?
>...Anything else adorable that she does when no one is looking?
>Do you like Chrysoula?
>Let's just continue on, ok?
>Write-In

>>730033
>Challenge Accepted, I'll try to headpat Chrysoula.
>Wait she actually likes being called Horny?

"Well, alright. I'll try to headpat Chrysoula."

"Call me when you do so."

"Yeah... But she actually does like being called Horny?"

"Wait, that's what you call her?"

"Well, yeah. It's inneundo."

She chuckles a little bit, but you hear the hint of regret.... So the two of you continue to walk along, until the two of you find a rather nice restaurant... Elizabeth goes into an alley to shapeshift and you come with her.

"So, I get to go out on a date with a large half-dragon who is fucking starving..."

"Yeah... Sorry. It's just how my body works, I guess."

"Can you not flip out like when your pregnant?"


There's a brief pause.

"Oh, come on. I don't flip out when I'm pregnant... Besides, aren't you supposed to be guarding me while I'm getting dressed?" She says, but you note that her voice sounds a little more deeper, stronger (and a tad bit arrogant, like any good dragon.) It doesn't seem to lose it's British accent either.

"Wait, seriously? I thought you were just shapeshifting?"

"Well, I become a lot bigger, and I have to put on a new suit, besides we're eating dinner, and I was wearing casual attire clothes..."

Actions.

>...Yes you do. I'm honestly quite terrified of getting you pregnant.
>...Do you in fact, know how much food you eat when your pregnant? The answer may surprise you.
>Well, I think it's a little cute, then again everything you do is adorable.
>...Can I ask you a question? Why didn't you like me mentioning it was innuendo?
>...If you go crazy eating, I'll join in, ok?
>...You know, you'd have a lot in common with Fenrir.
>This is bait, don't bite... Don't say a word.
>...Do you think Elizabeth would mind a quick little peek? I mean, she is naked probably...
>Can you hurry up? Seriously.
>Write-In

>>730141
>Well I think it's cute.
>Can I ask you a question? Why didn't you like me mentioning it was innuendo.

"Just saying, I think your whole eating everything when pregnant is adorable. I get to cook a little, and actually be scared once in a while..."

"What, have a vore fetish or something?"

"What? No. I just like women who can keep up with me both at the dinner table and in the bed... But anyways, can I ask you a question?"

"What?"

"Why didn't you like me mentioning it was innuendo?"

"...Come on, I don't want to touch on this... We're on vacation... And I think you know the reason, Ren..."

Actions.

>...That's a good point. We shoudn't get in a bad mood... I mean, we're about to eat things...
>I don't have a vore fetish, God... If anything, it'd be you.
>...That's it, I'm coming over there to hug my woman for not telling me anything.
>...Just saying, I hate not being dragon or anything right now.
>...If anything, you have a vore fetish.
>...Peek just a little.
>I don't have a vore fetish... God, your salty about me loving butter, don't you?
>Write-In

>>730223
>That's it, on coming over there to hug my woman.

>>730223
>...That's a good point. We shoudn't get in a bad mood... I mean, we're about to eat things...

"Oh, that's it. I'm coming over there to hug my woman."

"I'm not do-"

You turn around and walk a little towards her, and see her naked, trying to put on a dress... Her naked form is beautiful, having natural white scales, shiny and well-taken care of, with a rather strapping reptilian tail and nice, ornatly shaped feet... Not to mention a rather smooth belly and her cute face... And her beautiful eyes... Your eyes settle on her breasts... Which are of course, beautiful to you as well.

"Hi. Can you stop looking?"

"Nope!"

You give her a great, big hug... She gives you a bigger, stronger hug, and pats you on the head.

Wait a minute...

"Wait, aren't I supposed to pat you on the head?"

"Last time I checked, I was twice, with a decimal of point five, times larger then you while I'm in my half-dragon form. And that's just the smallest..."

She grips you a little by the hand...

Actions.

>...Come on, let's tumble a little bit in this alley... No one will know...
>...I wouldn't mind helping putting your dress on...
>...Come on. Let's talk about it...
>This is why I love women... You all look beautiful in my eyes. Well, most... But you especially, with your gleaming scales...
>Kiss her... And then headpat her.
>...I uh, shouldn't be looking. Sorry.
>Write-In

>>730287
>...I wouldn't mind helping putting your dress on...

"Well, just saying... I wouldn't mind putting your dress on."[/b]

"By all means, help me."

You begin helping her, and fasten the dress from behind... Of course, you have to (conveninetly) try and climb up by her buttocks, which are round and plump... You mean, buttocks. There's nothing notable about them...

You help fasten her dress... When she grabs you by the legs and starts carrying you towards outside... Giving you a piggyback ride?

"What are you doing?"

"Just getting a little revenge for looking at me getting dressed." She smiles, and doesn't seem to be mad...

"Wow, thanks."

"Yeah. Hope you love people thinking your a child, for you doing a little bit of a childish act."

Actions

>Come on, you loved it!
>...Headpat her.
>Well, this is quite the way to travel! Thanks!
>...Tickle her?
>God, I love you sometimes.
>No! Never! Try to break out! (Strength, HARD)
>...Oh man, thanks. My feet were getting sore.
>...Kiss her.
>Write-In

>>730322
>Kiss her.
>Tickle her?

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see about tickling a half-dragon with a breath attack.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>730356

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>730356
What could possibly go wrong?

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>730356
If we lose an arm I blame you(>>730362)!

>>730383
Why are you blaming that poor man?

13+4=17

Success!

You give her a kiss, right by the eyes... And you begin tickling her! She takes deep laughs, and you feel everything turning colder as she accidently turn the alleyway into a frozen wonderland with her breath... And you hear slight complaints next door about the temperature dropping and turning off the ovens or something... You ignore that, and begin tickilng... And kissing her. She of course, does the same to you and for three minutes you roll around, having a grand old time... Eventually she gets up.

"Well, that was fu- Drat, my dress."

You look at it, and it seems that it just smells a little weird and is a little torn from the miniature wrestling.

"Come on, no one will notice."

"I don't want them to think I'm somesort of peasant who nicked this off the street... I think I have another dress in my bag. Hold on... And damn it, you ruined my makeup..."

You sigh, and she walks by you... Seemingly pissed... Until she tickles you for a bit longer, and you get the idea that was just a ruse. Until she holds on you on the ground.

"Ha! Fell for my trick!"

"Damnation. And here I thought you were going easy on me." You say, while giving her a kiss on the nose.

"...Well then, I suppose since we're already like this... Want to tumble?"

"Aren't I supposed to ask you that?"

"Well, who here is the dragon?"

Actions.

>...Not to make this awkward... But no. Sorry.
>Damn it, now I can't say no. Let's get this over with.
>...Already three steps ahead of you. Want to tumble?
>Sure! Sounds like fun.
>Gladly! I was hoping you'd say so.
>...Say yes... But tickle her instead!
>I should come up with an innuendo nickname at the least for you.
>...Well, only if you shapeshift into a dragon. I'd like to boast that my human form can indeed, tame a dragon... But let's do this in the woods, shall we?
>I'm uh, trying not to have any more children. Sorry
>....I'm the dragon, Liz.
>...Your the dragon... For now, at least.
>...If your the dragon, don't go offf trying to get more then one husband, please...l
>Write-In

>>730460
>Gladly! I was hoping you'd say so.

"Gladly! I was hoping you'd say yes!"

"Well, then, take off your clothes."

"When did you become the dominant one?"

"Since I thought it would be fun... And also because why not?"

"Good point, Elizabeth..."

Roll me a 1d20+7 for tumbling your wife.

Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>730502
The neighbors are gonna freak.

Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>730502
Rolling

Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>730502

11+7=18

Minor Failure!

By the end of your tumbling, Elizabeth isn't sated, but you are FUCKING EXHAUSTED. You lay on the ground, tired.

"Is that it?"

"Well... Sorry..."

"No more?"

"I can't feel my lungs."

She sighs a little bit.

"Well, at least you tried..." She gives you a kiss, and begins to stand up to get dressed... You hear some people from inside yelling for you to turn down the drilling or whatever, but no one actually looks...

Actions.

>Wait... I can please you. Just give me a few minutes...
>...Let's just get some dinner. I'll make it up to you.
>So... Guess you are the dragon after all...
>My... My honor demands that I tumble you until you are satisfied. Get over here!
>...Maybe she likes shock factor? Maybe you'll save the tumbling for when your inside and surrounded by people?
>Write-In

>>730661
>Let's just get some dinner
We're gonna be super romantic then tumble the shit out of her later.
It's the perfect plan.

"Well... Let's just get some dinner, ok?"

"Fine by me, Ren."

You wait for her to get dressed, and you walk into the restaurant...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for what people think.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>730675
Rollan

10+4=14

As you go inside, people look at you, easily... You hear someone whisper "fucking furries..." as you enter the restaurant, and a middle aged waiter sits you down... And looks somewhat disgusted. The entire restaurant is abuzz with "holy shit there was a dragon downtown" and whatnot, while you order food...

Elizabeth orders... Well, a fuckton. About the average meal, but x7 as large. She wants somesort of mini-feast, apparently. Or is starving badly.

You meanwhile...

Actions.

>...You'll try to eat a salad or something small. You aren't hungry... And you have a slight gut from eating Beunos Aires.
>Regular sized human meal.
>Get something twice as large as a average human serving.
>...Four times as large?
>Seven times as large... You'll try to keep up with your wife.
>...Go for the record, ten times as large....
>Comment that she should really eat a little bit less...
>...Tell the waiter to serve her food in "heartshape formation" and whatnot.
>...Tell the waiter that your wife isn't a furry. She's an actual dragon. And you need to pleasure her, or she'll eat everyone!
>Write-in

>>730723
>Tell the waiter to serve her food in the heartshape formation
>Twice as large
Because we're larger then the average human.
We gotta eat like it.

You tell the waiter to serve her food in a heartshape formation, and you get a meal about twice as large as the average human eats... It's a little small, but good enough, you suppose.

After waiting for a little bit, some african female approaches your wife, and compliments her on her "suit" and asks where she got it from, that sort of thing.

Elizabeth however, mostly just seems confused.

Actions

>...Tell the african that it's not a suit. It's actual scales. And she's a dragon.
>...Tell her that your wife isn't a damned furfag.
>Ask her if she's doing a film or something needing a suit like that.
>Tell her that in a few short minutes to watch your wife eat like never before.
>...Try to do something romantic to your wife while she's distracted?
>Write-In

>>730756
>That's not a suit. Those are scales. And she's a dragon.

>>730756
>Ask her if she's doing a film or something needing a suit like that.
>...Tell the african that it's not a suit. It's actual scales. And she's a dragon.

>>730761
This.

"Erh, sorry. But that's not a suit. Those are actual scales. She's a dragon."

"Yeah. Couldn't you tell?"

"But anyways, are you doing a film and need a suit like that?"

"Well, yes. I have a great idea for a monster film..."

"Monster film? I'm not a monster!" your wife protests loudly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I just need to pass my film class and I was curious."

"How dare you! I am NOT a monster!"

Actions

>Elizabeth, please don't get rustled over this...
>Quietly whisper "triggered" in honor of Flames.
>Interrupt Elizabeth's protests with a kiss!
>Your kind should stay where it is, African.
>She's just a little... Well, she's kind of softie.
>What happened to that maternal spirit, Elizabeth?
>Apologize for her behavior!
>How dare you offend my wife! She isn't a monster, she's a beautiful, magnificent, winged lizard of mass destruction... And great in bed.
>Write-In

>>730892
>Elizabeth please calm down. You know how humans are.

"Elizabeth, please calm down. You know how humans are."

Roll me a 1d20+4. Additional +2 if you can say something degoratory towards humans about how they view dragons.
Failure may mean Elizabeth gets TRIGGERED over her once being human.

Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>730920
>They're scared of dragons because they're so small, frail, and weak. Just ignore them