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While questing in the Valley of Secrets, Jara finds a skeleton guarding a dusty old chest. After dispatching the skeleton, she discovers that the chest contains a potion, which she foolishly quaffs. After drinking it, she spies the label.

What is written on the label?
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>>72312
boob enlargement potion by Prof.Snape for Lily Potter
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>>72312
Potion of Gender Change.
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>>72312
Poison.
Remember to check before you drink, kids!
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>>72315
Oh no! That's going to make Jara's career as a plucky adventurer more difficult. Luckily, a wandering Wizard witnesses Jara's plight.

What does he suggest?
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>>72337
Do more arm flys, or at least get a cuirass to hold them puppies down.
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>>72337
A tonic made out of legendary ingredients!
Of course, he doesn't have it.
"You do the dirty work, young lady."
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>>72337
Wear bras of holding to reduce weight and back pains.
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>>72337
"I have searched far and wide for one capable of inheriting my legacy, and finally I have found you. You shall be my apprentice."
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>>72351
Jara asks where she can find this legendary tonic.

The Wizard turns toward the Old Road of Sorrow, which ends in the Pit of Wonders, the Forbidden City, or the Troll Eerie.

Where exactly does he point?
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>>72387
>the Forbidden City
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>>72387
Troll eerie
we kuroinu soon
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>>72387
The Troll Eerie.
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>>72387
He points to the three locations.
"Ehh, with my age I can't really remember."
"I'm sure it was in one of those though!"
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>>72394
Jara arrives at the Troll Eerie after a laborious but unremarkable trek along the Old Road of Sorrow. As she reaches for a tasty Cave Morel to restore her stamina, her large breasts trigger a tripwire, raising a clattering alarm far below.

She has a choice; she can go higher into the Troll Eerie, lower into the Bowels of Trolldom, or maybe just leg it out of there as quickly as possible.
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>>72488
Higher
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>>72488
>Leg out of there
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>>72488
>lower into the Bowels of Trolldom
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>>72488
Lower into the Bowels of Trolldom.
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>>72493
Jara climbs to the first level of the Troll Eerie, a strange cavern infested by some kind of fungus. In the distance is a tower of some kind, spouting a sweet-smelling smoke.

As she pats herself down she hears a clamor from below--someone or something is climbing the ladder.

The wily adventurer has no shortage of options here. What does she do?
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>>72565
Run towards the tower.
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>>72565
Get out of there
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>>72565
Investigate a mushroom, crack it open, see what's inside it, drop it down the ladder onto your assailants.
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>>72565
>>72593
Supporting this.
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>>72565
Hide behind the tower to get the jump on whoever is clambering up the lader.
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>>72565
Cut off the ladder!
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>>72593
>>72610
>>72696
Gripped by a blind panic, Jana puts her faith in the unknown and dashes for the tower without even waiting to see what was coming up the ladder. As she presses her body against the leathery doors of the fungal tower she realizes that she could have cut the ladder--but it's too late.

She shoves her way through the doors.

First roll decides what she finds on the other side:

0: A mysterious mushroom serpent
1: A sleeping troll warrior
2: A sleeping fungal giant
3: A wide-awake troll warrior
4: A wide-awake fungal giant
5: The sword, Sporebrand
6: The shield, Bleeding Cap
7: The wizard
8: A helm of dubious origin
9: A breastplate of dubious origin
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>>72742
9 get
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>>72749
We have a winner
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Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>72742
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>>72749
Nice
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>>72749
Yea boi
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>>72749
Jana discovers a totally badass-looking breastplate made from silver mail and the skulls of two demons. She's so taken by it that she immediately whips off her old, badly-strained titwrap and puts the breastplate on.

Then she remembers that she's supposed to check things for their blessed/cursed status before donning them. And they do look pretty dubious.

Roll it for me!

0-7: the breastplate is cursed
8-9: the breastplate is blessed
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>72949
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>>72949
rollan for blessan
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>>72964
Looks like her luck is changing!
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>>72964
It's gonna be blessed with tit growth isn't it
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>>72964
did he win or lost?
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Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>72949
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>>72742
>>72794
>>72949
Just so you know, the dice roller starts from 1, so it will never choose that zero option.

Type dice+1d10 in the options field and it will generate a number from 1-10.
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>>72978
Well it's time to decide the blessing.

0: Tit growth
1: A single charge of a fear spell called 'Absolute Fear'
2-5: Lactation cannons
6-9: A single charge of a charm spell called 'Absolute Attraction'
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>73000
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>73000
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>>73000
We can't roll a 0, would a 10 mean tit growth?
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>>73004
Absolute Fear it is!
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

>>72990
Okay.
>>72949
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>>73000
Tit decrease
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>>73011
I'm assuming so, that is why I rolled 1d10 and not 1d9, since there are 10 options.
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>>73011
I'll change my numbering for the next decision.

Alright, one last decision: does she take her blessed breastplate and go face whatever's outside, or does she attempt to ascend the inner walls of the fungal tower?

1-5: go outside
6-10: ascend the tower
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>>73018
Ah, I guess subtraction doesn't work. I ignore the extra number.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>73031
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Rolled 6 - 1 (1d10 - 1)

>>73033
Subtraction does work, but it's weird. I thinks it's something like 1d10+-1. too complicated.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>73031
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>73031
outside
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>73031
Hoping for climb
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>>73035
She's going up.
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>>73035
Jana makes the arduous climb to the bulbous top of the fungal tower. To her surprise, she is is met by a man's feet. As she looks up, she discovers (roll for me):

1-2: The man is a friendly bomb merchant.
3-4: The man is a kitten salesman, and he's about to toss a bag of unsold kittens to their death
5-6: The man is trying to get rid of a cursed octopus that has followed him for years
7-8: The man is a handsome mimic
9-10: You decide: add your idea to the roll
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>73171
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>73171

The man is a boobmancer, controlled of everything boob related and boob magic
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>73171
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>>73177
i have no ideas, Any suggestion?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>73171
The man is a rope-ladder salesman.
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>>73177
>>73188
>The man is a boobmancer, controlled of everything boob related and boob magic
>he make us flatter
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>>73188
Her brother.
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>>73188
We have a 9, so this contributor either provides/nominates an idea within 5 mins or first suggestion wins
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>>73195
Looks like we have a decision!
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>>73209
this >>73195

thanks to both
>>73203
>>73183
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>>73216
You're welcome. On with the adventure then.
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>>73195
>Flatter
Fuck
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>>73233
Big boobs are simply inconvenient for adventuring anon!
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>>73233
flatter = better
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>>73233
I'm sorry but I too would prefer a smaller breast size for her but who knows where fate will take her.
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>>73241
>>73243
>>73254
Buncha queers
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>>73195
>>73233
>>73241
>>73243
>>73254
>>73262
Damn. Such a waste of a good potion. Hope the boobmancer's magic fails.
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>>73284

Maybe there's a roll for his magic. Either makes her boobs back to normal, keeps them in their current size, or makes them even bigger, giving a bonus to negotiation rolls with males at expense of some dexterity, because I doubt huge boobs are good for balance
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>>73284
There's always a chance.
Assuming that OP even gives us one.
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>>73284
Oh yeah, roll to resist
Nobody wants small boobs, give her a chance to keep her honour
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>>73309
That just means we have to master the art of boobmancy. Then we won't have any balance issues.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>73331
rolling for not resistence
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>73331
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>73347
Beat his dice to resist
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>>73353
if lose please keep actual size, extreme shit is just disgusting
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Guys

Have faith, there are many hard decisions still to be made.
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>>73359
Current size is a nice perfect size. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>73359
8 or more to get bigger
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>73373
Let's see what happens
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Jara can't believe her eyes. It's her long-lost brother Gert! She hasn't seen Gert in ten years!

And, lucky us, Gert immediately explains a lot of things that make the story make sense!

Gert studied for a year as a Boobmancer, but as soon as he learned how to make basic enlargement/shrinking potions, he left the College and went freelance. On his travels he met another freelance Wizard, and they decided to go into business together!

Every now and then they play a game: Gert places a boob enlargement potion in a chest, and the Wizard summons a lvl 1 Skeleton Warrior to guard it. When the questing vixens inevitably kill the guard and drink the potion, the Wizard sends the girl to his tower under the guise of finding a miracle tonic.

The girls usually pay handsomely for the breast reduction. But there's a catch. The catch is:

1-2: Gert's semen is the active ingredient, and the only way it will work is if it is drawn from the source
2-3: Gert's magic will only work if he gets to suck the size potion out of the breasts, where it gathers
4-5: Gert absolutely refuses to shrink dem foine titties. She'll have to convince him somehow.
6-7: The Wizard usually gets to take part in the breast reduction ritual. In fact, that was him following her up the ladder.
8-9: Nobody's ever been able to move the blessed breastplate. It chose her! It would be foolish to shrink her breasts and make it fall off--who knows what adventures await?
10: Roller decides

This will be the last installment for this evening. Just letting you know up front. Keep an eye out for a return over the weekend....
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>73455
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>>73466
At least don't shrink them dude, let's just get going
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>>73466
Damn son! Their fate is in your hands!
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>>73480
That's strike two. Lucky you.
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>>73500
Oops, I mean >>73466
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>>73480
wizard just make her flat without asking and he dissapears
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>73529
Shit, roll to resist again
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Perhaps we can move past the boobs soon...
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>>73529
>instantly resolves quest
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>>73729
Surely jara wants to return them to normal size, not become flat.
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>>73737
Being flat doesn't impead adventuring, it's a damn boon to not have all that floppy fat triggering traps.
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Archived. Vote here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Jara%20and%20the%20Valley%20of%20Secrets
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Rolling to have Gert get attacked and captured by trolls before he can react.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>74248
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>74248
supporting
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>>75183
>>74261
Your poor rolls only cement her fate further. But who knows; the dice clearly have something in mind for her, and the dice are never wrong.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>74248
reroll
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>75203
alright, rolling for 8 or more and he miscasts and makes em bigger
6 or more they stay the same size
less and it casts as normal
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>>74261
>>75183
>>75338
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>74248
Supporting.
And also for the semen thing, because why the fuck not
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is OP kill?
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>>78749
>This will be the last installment for this evening. Just letting you know up front. Keep an eye out for a return over the weekend....

Just wait until tomorrow
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Bump
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>>78940
Let's hope this time we don't get that faggot trying to make her flat every post
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>>75399
Is that Will Smith in the back?
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>>73529
Gert hands Jara a potion which he claims will 'put her boobs right back to how they used to be'. Jara quaffs the potion without asking for further clarifcation, because that's her whole deal.

What happens next will shock you.
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P.S. I guess my IP has changed. This is OP now.
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>>88352
Like literally?
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It was the forbidden potion of Breast->Ass Transference! Her Blessed Breastplate clangs to the floor, useless now.

With that, Gert throws an Escape Capsule and disappears. He leaves his bag of potions.

Jara's really in a pickle now. I'll do an inventory and then we can see where the tale goes from here.
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Current quest: restoration of attributes after series of bad decisions
Location: Gert's Fungus Tower, Troll Eerie Level 1
Nearby: Troll Eerie level 2 (up), Bowels of Trolldom (down)
Nearby entities: unknown creature outside tower

First to roll > 7 decides what to do next.
You can travel, search the area, use an item, whatever.
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At this point you might as well quaff more potions to see if you can put your cool skull-kini back on.
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>>88676
Readjust skulking to fit your smaller size and check what potions were left behind.
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>>88715
Fate only obeys the dice now.

(I'll give it 5 mins and if nobody else rolls, then Jara will take a random potion from the bag and drink it.)
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Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>88740
Forgot roll
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>>88753
Agh sorry I'm illiterate.
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>>88758
Shit that was supposed to be a d10 wasn't it? Does my nat 7 count for anything?
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>>88786
I'm going to give it to you, just to get things moving along
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>88676

Examine bag of potions and see if he labeled them
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>>88786
Jara has no skill whatsoever as a blacksmith--and a blacksmith would need to be skilled indeed in order to successfully alter an arcane artefact such as this.

However, she does know how to hit things, so she hits it and hopes for the best. Time to roll!

1-8: Attacking the Blessed Breastplate releases the spirit of the two-headed demon lord, Arzelus.
9-10: Attacking the Blessed Breastplate causes it to be resized into a Flatplate suitable for Jara to wear, but its curse status will need to be discovered with a further roll.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>89011
come on 9 or 10!
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>>89027
Oh shiiiiiit. Looks like we're meeting Arzelus.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

Come oooon flatplate.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>89011

Rolling
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>>89027
Arzelus has been awoken. In case you don't know, Arzelus is a two-headed Demon Lord. His first head, Arus, is kind of an asshole, and his wing is made of tortured souls. The second head, Zel, didn't get sufficient blood flow in his mother's terrible womb and so he's a bit simple but quite agreeable--his wing is made of souls that really can't be bothered.

"Five thousand years I have been bound to that Breastplate!", says Arus.

"Where are your titties?" asks Zel.

"Your soul will make a fine scale for my wing," says Arus. "When I consume you, I will be free of this moldy brassiere forever."

"What's up with your behind?" asks Zel. "Can I have a closer look?"

"Fool!" wails Arus.

"I want a look!" says Zel.

Looks like it's time to roll to see which head is dominant today. If we roll right, we might get some kind of boon from Zel; who knows?

1-5: Arus is dominant today and we're in trouble.
6-10: Zel is dominant today and we can see where this takes us.

Jara needs to think fast, so I want you to suggest a course of action for a Arus dominant roll, and a course of action for a Zel dominant roll.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>89319
If zel, he gives us impractically large tits
If Arus, our ass becomes as flat as our tits
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>>89339
Sadly I'm going to call this a misroll and clarify what a 'course of action' is here.

You can choose something for Jara to do. You can't say what the demons will do in response (that's another roll probably).
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>>89339
Wouldn't the zel action be more detrimental? Doesn't having a flat ass help us?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>89393
Oh, well here goes, we hold up the breastplate to use as a shield. They can't destroy the thing binding them to this realm without being banished
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>89319
Have Jara turn tail and book it.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

If Arus is dominant, punt the breastplate off the tower, hopefully he's stuck to it and the fall will kill him.
If Zel is dominant, tell him your story. You might be able to convince him to get back in the breastplate to see where this is going.
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>>89417
"Young fool!" laughs Arus. "What made you think you could touch an object of such psychic potency bare-handed? You have as good as given me your soul!"

"He's right, to be fair," says Zel. "

Jara can feel her soul slipping away. Looks like our options are limited here. Time to roll.

1-8: Jara is absorbed into the Arzelus continuum. Who knows if she will be able to retain her selfhood in such a dark corner of the Many Planes?
9-10: Jara successfully resists the soul-drain effect with sheer pluck, and holding the Breastplate aloft gives her power over Arzelus. We'll see where that takes her.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>89748
Let's roll
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

Pluck is going to fail, I know it.
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>>89768
Looks like her decision was another poor one. Let's see what happens.
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>>89776
Considering we had a 20% chance to succeed, I don't blame you.
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Well, time to think what a damned soul can do in her free time
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>>89826
Posses someone?
Spook people at seances?
Reload at an autosave?
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>>89768
Jara is dead, at least for now. Her body is slowly consumed by the fungal spores she picked up during her climb. Poor girl. All she wanted was to somehow fix her boobs.

But hold on. She sees a spark of light ahead.

Her unique pluck means reincarnating in Arzelus' Demon Realm!

Roll a d10 for me to decide how much of her soul she gets to retain.

The second roll will decide her reincarnation level within the Demon Realm.

Got it? So the first roll I see, that's her retained Jara-ness. The second will decide how lucky she is when it comes to birth.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>89970
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>>89988
Not terrible. She will retain some semblance of her human form.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>89970
>>89988
now lets see our rank
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>>90042
Ooooooh wow. Wow. This is not going to be an easy time for her.

Alright, time to see how this turns out.
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>>90042
>>89988

This has not been a good incarnation for Jara.

She has grown to adulthood on the banks of the Fecal Estuary, where she collects the bugs that swarm around the dung of the demonic Sealion-creatures that live and hunt there.

One day, while chomping on a dung-bug, she remembers her entire life as Jara. She realizes to her horror that she's still flat with a big ass.

She remembers the encounter with Arzelus, a name she has heard whispered by the crones that frequent the bug market. This his clearly his realm. So she has spent two decades in the personal realm of a lesser demon that once haunted her bra.

She's going to need to get out, somehow.

At this point she's desperate, and open to suggestions from anyone rolling a 5 or higher. She could visit her dung warren to collect her meager belongings, she could visit the bug market, or she could journey up the Fecal Flow to one of the higher levels where her kind are very unwelcome. Or maybe she decides to try something else!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>90335
Punch the ground in frustration. Also make your way up top to Arzelus and fight him for dominance/freedom.
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Gather your meagre belongings first. You're going on a journey. Do you know anything about how demonic promotion works? You might need to get stronger and fight Arzelus to get out.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>90408
With roll this time.
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>>90417
Looks like we are gathering our meager belongings. Demonic promotion is based on basic physical or psychic dominance over others, so we'll need to achieve that (or think our way around it) to escape the realm.

Roll another d10 for me. I'll tell you what for afterwards.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

Come ooooon natural 1.
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>>90457
Jara returns to her hut to collect her belongings.

Your decent roll means that she discovers a mysterious scroll in her burlap sack.

We'll do an inventory in a moment, but first: roll for the scroll.

1-2: A scroll of minor flatulence (can be used on any demonic being)
3-4: A scroll of random teleportation (no telling where in the realm she could end up after using it)
5-6: A scroll of Summon Dung Golem
7-8: A scroll of Bound Dung Armor
9-10: A scroll of Dactyl Eye View, allowing her a peek of the layout of the entire realm
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>90594
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>>90605
Where the fuck was this before
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>>90594
Is the scroll a consumable?
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>>90605
BONUS! Your 10 means that you unroll the scroll and discover a small brass ring. I'll add it to the inventory for later identification.
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Is it worth using the scroll immediately or do you think we should we wait for more information about what different places in the realm are?
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>>90644
It is. The vellum is very old, held together by the magic ink, and it will disintegrate after use.
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>>90678
Nah, best use it now so that we don't get lost later.
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>>90678
The Scroll of Dactyl Eye can probably be used immediately for a general map of the realm. However there's no telling how it might be useful later. So I'll offer a free action after the inventory and anyone rolling >5 will be able to make that choice if they so wish.
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Jara's belongings have been gathered.

We now have a free roll, so first to roll 5 or higher decides what we do.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>90881
Go forth and head upstream, gathering any usfull looking items along the way. Don't use the scroll just yet.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

Maybe put on the ring? I'm curious if it does anything.
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>>90910
I guess we're heading upstream!
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>>90910
As Jara wades upstream she spies something vaguely familiar stuck in the sludge. Before she can reach it, she hears a rustle nearby, and realizes that she is being watched by one of the deadliest denizens of the Fecal Estuary: a young Goreiphant. Her Demon mother warned her that Goreiphants of any size were nothing to be trifled with. Has it been watching the strange staff too?

First roll over 5 decides her next move.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>91231
Dive for the staff and use it against the Goreiphant! No time to think, just ACT!!!
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>>91261
Damn son, I like your decisive rolls.
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>>91272
I feel like im making up for the utter flub that was>>90042
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>>91261
Quick as a whip, Jara leaps for the staff and wills it to discharge in the direction of the Goreiphant. To her surprise, it actually does something!

But what exactly does the earth-shaking bolt of magic do?

We'll have to wait until the next exciting installment to find out! (a man must sleep)
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>>91403
I've misplaced her tail, just imagine it there
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>>91403
night OP, thread again tomorrow?
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>>91559
Yeah, for sure. This is a lot of fun. Feels like a saga is underway.
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>>91603
Cool beans.
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>>91231
>>91403
wait a minute, THATS STAFF BELONGS TO THE WIZARD FROM THE BEGINNING!!!
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>>91695
thats the reason it looked familiar to Jara
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Alright. To recap: Jara just yanked this dimly-charged old staff out of the filth and used it on a juvenile Goreiphant, not knowing what kind of spell the staff might have been imbued with.

It's time to decide the spell and its effect. I need a d5 roll. I'll describe spell effects and ask for a second roll after the spell is decided.

1: The Goreiphant is multiplied in size.
2: The Goreiphant is transformed into another beast.
3: The Goreiphant is transformed into a humanoid.
4: The Goreiphant is turned to stone.
5: The Goreiphant is transformed into a vehicle.
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>94305
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>>94324
Ah, a stone spell.

Well, the next d3 decides how that works out.

1: The stone is merely skin-deep, creating a pissed-off Armored Goreiphant.
2: The Goreiphant becomes a statue of cold marble.
3: The Goreiphant becomes rubble containing a few precious gems.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>94338

the good rolls here we go
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>94338
This would be a great time to not fuck up
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>>94347
>>94350
Damn, fellas. Damn. Let's see how this goes.
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>>94347
The Armored Goreiphant charges from the riverbank in Jara's direction, mightily pissed-off at its agonizing new skin of rock, but apparently unburdened by it.

Jara needs to think fast. Roll a d10. 5 or higher decides a course of action. I'll allow that her burlap sack (and inventory) is within reach if you think that might help.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>94530
cast the staff on ourselves
we become rockmen
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>94530
Same as >>94535
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>94530
Staff it again

We Metronome now

Let's hope we don't explode ourselves
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>94535
let's do that
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>94530
Throw poop jar at goreiphant eyes. Then run like a pussy.
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>>94548
Looks like we have a winner, and a consensus. It's a bold strategy. Let's see what happens.
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>>94548
>>94559
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>>94548
What a ballsy move. But of course this is Jara, and she has no qualms about using weird potions and artefacts on herself. If she's going to die, she'll die on her own terms!

I'm going to need a roll. d10 please. Needless to say, her fate hangs on this roll.

1: Jara is turned to some cheap variety of stone, and shatters into the mud.
2-8: Jara's demon flesh is turned to solid obsidian, and the Armored Goreiphant's attack bounces off her. We'll need to roll again to see where she ends up--being a statue is not the same as being dead.
9: Jara earns a stony crust similar to that of the Goreiphant. They will fight on equal terms.
10: Jara internalizes the essence of stone--stone pervades her every tissue without any of the paralyzing effect--giving her massive defense.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>94718
Here goes
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>94718
>>94757
Rolling for statue effects
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>94718
believe
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>>94817
How about no
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>>94817
OP has to post the possible results before, or so i hope...
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>>94849
Im going with this, please, OP, have mercy upon us.
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>>94849
In that case he can ignore my roll.
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>>94757
Okay. Jara is an obsidian statue.

Statue effects have a half life of 1000 years. That means that for every roll of a d10 that is not a 10, 100 years will pass in the Arzelus Realm. Get rolling. Who knows where she'll find herself when the statue effect wears off?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>94884
Fucking hell OP, poor girl
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>94884
godspeed Jara!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>94884
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>94891
and again
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>94884
Proper roll now.
See you all in the future.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>94884
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>94884
And another one
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>94884
make it stop!
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>>94884
Watch us end up in the 41st millennium.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>94884
>inb4 "After 1000 years, I'm free!"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>94884
Oh no!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>94884

Forgot roll>>94931
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>94884
it's hurts!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>94884
Come on man
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>>94884

We are going to be a fucking statue forever, arn't we?
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>>94884
Jara only wanted her boobs back!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>94957
and again I forgot my roll
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>94884
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1300 years so far. Wow guys.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>94965
she kinda wanted her boobs lessened because they were too big. got her wish now she's complaining. kinda her fault lol.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>94884
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>94884
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>94884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi57d50pCUw
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>94884
She just wanted to not be totally flat :(
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>>94987
saved jara
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>>94987
>1500 years as a statue
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>>94987
Ayyy
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>>94987
inb4 modern age
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>>95011
modern age in hell?
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>>94987
Well done! Let's see where she ends up.

(in an hour or so, sorry)
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>>94996
Lets hop to god we weren't conscious the entire time
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1,800 years in the future. damn.
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>>95026
So it's safe to assume that her brother and everyone else she knew as a human are long dead and gone?

Or does time work differently in this demon universe?
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>>95034
The time will have passed in an instant for her. But I'm going to do a visual recap of her journey.

>>95074
This is yet to be seen.
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>>95074
her brother is a sorcerer dude, he could live forever for all we know. I still feel really bad for Jara, being tricked by her brother and banished to hell and all.
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>>95198
he's a boobmancer. He's probably a boob monster now.
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>>95210
maybe he hasfound and suckled on the titties of youth, and now he is forever young.
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>>95035
Here we go. Parallel World Montage Time.

Gert becomes head of a traveling guild of Boobmancers. While showing his team around one of his old haunts, his discovers the fungus-preserved body of his sister--decades after he left her behind.

Statue-Jara sinks to the bottom of the Fecal Estuary, where she becomes a home for stinkbladder and five-armed coprofish.
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>>95752
>she becomes a home for stinkbladder and five-armed coprofish.
at least she is not Anthony Burch.
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>>95752
How long is the wait between pictures going to be?
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>>95752
Are we supposed to be suggesting an action?
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>>95946
erode? decay?
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>>95941
Not long.

>>95946
Next pic will allow you to decide the course of history. I just need to set the scene a bit.
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>>95752
>discovers the fungus-preserved body of his sister--decades after he left her behind.

Man, this gotta sting for him. Unless, of course, he is a genuine sociopath.
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>>96012
Part of me thinks he is, considering he ditched her in a troll infested dungeon.
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Gert leaves his guild to retreat to a cave hermitage, where he dedicates almost two centuries to reviving his fallen sister. All he can do is slightly arrest the progress of the fungal transformation. He dies a failure, wracked by guilt.

After a short ice-age, a methane scavenger (many hundreds of miles from the Fecal Estuary) discovers Jara's obsidian body in a shitberg.

I need two rolls to decide what happens next. d3's please.

First roll: if 3, human-Jara's body becomes a sentient fungus, and continues Gert's research in search for its soul. Otherwise she becomes a new Fungal Tower.

Second roll: if 3, Demon-Jara's obsidian form is chipped from the ice and taken by the scavenger to his village, where he places it on display. Otherwise, Demon-Jara's obsidian form is chipped from the ice and sold by the scavenger to a foreign demon cult.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>96132
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>96132
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d3)

>>96132
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>>96156
Fungal tower it is.

>>96159
Demon cultists it is.
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>>96156
Looks like we can say goodbye to our old body, I guess.
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>>96156
>>96159
Damn, Jara just cant get a break can she?
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Demon cultists gives a good chance at becoming an animated statue at least.
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>>96132
Dude lol
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>>96211
That is if the cultists don't experience a civil war, and chisel off our head. Which totally could happen going by our luck.
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>>96320
The only good thing that ever happened to Jara was getting the scroll and ring that she never even got the chance to use.

She might as well just die, really. It'd end her suffering.
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After 700 years, Jara's fungal body has filled Gert's hermitage and sprouted from the cave entrance, growing rapidly in the light.

Demon-Jara has become the Saint of a tiny cult of ass-worshipers. They peddle their religion on street corners to whoever will listen.

Roll a couple of d3s for me:

If 3, fungus-tower-Jara will draw the attention of a travelling Wizard. Otherwise, frightened villagers from nearby will attempt to burn her to the ground.

If the second roll is 3, Demon-Jara's magnificent back end will inspire a Plane-wide Religion of Peace, which will conquer one Demon Kingdom after another in her name. Otherwise, her religion will be forgotten and her statue will be defiled.
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i'm getting depressed
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>96371
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>96371
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>96371
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>>96382
>>96388
>>96390
That. Is. More. Like it.
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>>96382
>>96388
>>96390
High Five!
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>>96382
>>96388
>>96390
Magnificent
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>>96382
>>96388
Looks like things are looking up, for now at least
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>>96382
>>96388
>>96390
All Hail Dat Ass!
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>>96382
>>96388
>>96390

thank god!
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>>96382
>>96388
>>96390
ASS-STOLISISM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE!!!!
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This turned into an incredibly depressing story
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>>96528
We are fixing it
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>>96528
.... of DAT-ASSERY
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I grew more and more sad as this continued... and then 3s from the heavens occurred
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>>96536
Well it hasn't been 1800 years yet. Who knows what sort of shit could still happen.
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>>96540
Don't get used to it, now
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>>96548
Come on, OP is a sadist hiding his true nature behind a jolly demeanor.
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Aye, the odds have been stacked against us since he introduced these bloody rolls
The guys a real fucker
I'm actually really enjoying it, it's killing me but it's pretty fresh
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After 1400 years, the Human and Demon worlds are very different places, all thanks to a woman whose name nobody knows.

The Great Mushroom has come to dominate the landscape of the Valley of Secrets. From the vast living-chambers in its head, the Wandering Wizard issues forth his orders; the people below have obeyed for so long that nobody remembers another way. Strange shapes have begun to form in the Great Mushroom, and they have led to whispers that the Wandering Wizard is slowly losing his powers, for his powers have nourished and shaped the tower for centuries.

Meanwhile, Asstolisism has spread to every corner of the Demon Plane, and nowhere is the peace and progress is represents more evident than in Ass City, the social and technological jewel of all Hell. The Priests of the Cheeks wield power greater than any Demon Lord of the pre-Ass-era; this does not sit well with everyone.

Time to decide what our last 400 years bring.

Roll two d3s as before.

Roll a 3, and the Great Mushroom rejects the Wandering Wizard to become a vast, semi-sentient creature strongly resembling the Jana we knew. Somewhere in its belly, Jana's old body hangs on fine fungal threads, renewed.
Otherwise, the Wizard locates her body, cuts it from the fungus, and disposes of it in an unmarked grave.

If the second roll is a 3, the era of peace and prosperity continues unabated, culminating the invention of a portal leading to the Human Realm, and all the trade and commerce it will bring. Otherwise, Ass City will be sacked by barbarians hoping to return to the Old Ways, and Jana's obsidian body will be defiled.
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d3)

>>96614
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>96614
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Time to commit Sudoku.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>96628
>>96630
you fuckin blew it
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>>96630
>>96628
Let's visit both worlds after 400 years and see what Jara wakes to. At least she'll have some agency back.
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>>96628
>>96630
kill yourselves
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>>96628
>>96630
The future was looking so bright. So bright.

I'm going to ask for another couple of rolls to see what happens to Jara's human body and see what kind of defilements are in store for her Demon one.

Roll 1: 1d3
1: Jara's human body, cut from the fungus that supported it, is discarded into a lava pit.
2: Jara's human body is fed to a group of hungry villagers as an experiment.
3: Jara's human body is stolen by rebels and preserved in amber

The second roll decides Jara's defilement. 1d3.
1: Her ass cheeks are carved with diamond chisels until she has a flat ass. Then she is put on display for the populous to see.
2: Her head is hewn from her body and placed on the body of the Great Worm, an idol of a more ancient demon religion.
3: Her tail is carved into the form of a snake, symbolizing the lies of the Priests of Cheeks
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>96735
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>>96740
oh for fucks sake
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>96735
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>>96740
Lava pit it is.
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>>96748
Let's see where that goes.
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>>96748
At least we get a snake tail...
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>>96754
It better be fireproof fungus my man.
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>>96764
That is if it's not just a bloody tale carved into the shape of a snake
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>>96776
*tail
Fuck me and my phoneposting ways
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>>96778
Maybe when the quest is done. We can even go phone screen to screen.
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>>96907
Oh baby!
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This is OP: signing off for now, will return with lava action and de-stoning tomorrow. Thanks for the fun times guys.
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>>96987
G'night OP. Loving this quest exactly as much as you're trying to make me hate you.
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>>96987
See you then OP.
If we were to die, would we start over from selecting the dungeon we go to or what? Since part of me wants her to just die so she doesn't have to suffer any longer.
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>>96987
Thanks for running!
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>>97042
She just wanted some normal sized boobs :(
and I just wanted some big ol tatas
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>>97112
And now she's probably going to be hunted down by demonic barbarians who think she's a false idol.
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A parting interstitial...and a hint of what may lie ahead.

>>97042
If Jara dies, we'll reincarnate somewhere else probably. I like a wild and unpredictable life-and-death saga, so even if we start with a new plucky adventurer I'm sure it will go south pretty quickly again. Overcoming impossible odds with that one perfect dice-roll is what it's all about.
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>>97345
I'm still salty that 10 of mine meant absolutely nothing
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>>97345
>if
Meaning the lava hasn't killed her?
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>>97398
This is what happens when everyone else is dropping those ones. But overall, I think the players have done well to keep her alive in any sense at all.
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>>97405
The Wizard is clearly having a hard time destroying her body, so maybe the lava won't destroy it entirely. Maybe the lava isn't the lifeless realm the Wizard thinks it is. Tomorrows rolls will decide.
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>>97526
So we're fucked, then.
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>>97526
>>97504
Your glimmers of hope are just so that I get more sad later on aren't they?
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>>98275
F
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>>98548
Plz ignore the name
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>>98275
F
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>>98275

Pay respect. Hope things end well for her and destroys the demon who ruined her life
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>>98275
Requiescat in pace
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this is like if samurai jack had a giant ass
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>>100995
And also if he got caught in an unending whirlpool of misery inducing events.
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>>98275
OP here, I love this. I would advise that people say a little prayer before the upcoming rolls.
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I won't be able to draw until later this evening, but we might as well perform some rolls in preparation. I'll need another couple of d3 rolls.

First roll decides what happens to Jara's human body as it is cast into the lava:

1: Her charred skeleton is spat out by the lava pit, and we roll to find out where it lands.
2: It is badly burned, but found by Magma Mermen before it is consumed entirely and taken to an air pocket within their domain. Later we will roll to find out what they do with her body.
3: The fungal remnants in her system react with the lava to produce Fungus-Lava armor, which jets out of the lava pit on auto-pilot mode in search of her soul.

As for Demon Jara...

1: She is restored to flesh in the ruins of Ass City, currently ruled by Mecha-Arzelus. She is alone and surrounded by mecha-demons searching for the remains of the Human World Portal project.
2: She is restored to flesh atop a skeleton pile in a mile-deep dungeon, where her statue was thrown centuries ago with thousands of her Priests and followers.
3: She is restored to flesh in a secret temple run by rebel Asstolicists, where her statue has stood in the center of a peaceful garden for centuries.
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d3)

>>101431
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>101431
come on secret temple!
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>101431
Rolling for demon I guess
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>101431
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>>101431
>1: She is restored to flesh in the ruins of Ass City, currently ruled by Mecha-Arzelus. She is alone and surrounded by mecha-demons searching for the remains of the Human World Portal project.
Welp, looks like were going to be re-enacting DOOM in a little bit.
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>>101433
>>101441
Alright, looks like her fate is decided for now. Burns and mecha-demons it is.
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Open console
1d3 dice status : 1 true, 2 true, 3 false
Who had disabled the 3 rolls?!
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Really warms my heart to know her brother spent his whole life trying to resurect his sister from a mushroom-coma
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>>101744

Cute and tragic at the same time. He did love her after all, but at the same time he wasted away his own life, never living it and dedicating himself to curing her from something that had no cure
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>>101759
And throughout all those years, he had feverish nightmares of what befell all the others he tricked, and never saw again.
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>>101774
He lived a life of regret and disappointment, only to die alone and unloved, believing he had killed the only family he had.
He passed away knowing he had killed and failed her, the last thing he did to his sister was playing a cruel trick on her. He never got to say goodbye
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>>101814
I wonder...

I wonder if his guilt and obsession were pure enough to carry over the threshold of death?

I wonder where a tortured spirit like that might end up after 1600 years?

Shall we roll? Somebody give me a d3.

1: Gert's obsession led to him becoming a revenant, roaming the Valley of Secrets in search of big-assed flat girls.
2: Gert passed away knowing that he'd done all he could, and his spirit ascended rather than clinging to the Human or Demon realms.
3: Gert was subsumed in rage after his death, and his rage carried him all the way to an incarnation in the Demon realm, where his talents as an alchemist were of great use.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>101876
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>101876
Welp, thanks for liking my idea
Rollan
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>>101878
Okay. Perhaps--if the rolls favor it--Jara may meet him again.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>101876
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>>101878
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>>102265
Hue
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>>102265
She'll be fine.
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>>102265
great! let's bring suffering to more people!
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>>102298
Maybe he just gropes people and moves on when they're not his sister?
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>>102307
He makes their boobs big so he knows not to check them next time
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>>102359

This. They are marked to not mistake them for his sister again, and he is known for roaming near the fungus tower where his actual sister lies, attached to that place because I assume restless souls are attached to specific places important when tehy were alive
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>>102359
Roll a d10, if it's >= 5 then this is canon and I'll follow up with a pic
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>>102473
Alright, I'll let someone else roll because mine have been shot so far
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>102473
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>>102478
It was a good call
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>>102478
Splendid!
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>>102478
Looks like our brother will be granting massive mammarys to flat chested girls the world over!
Also you may want to start a new thread cause we past the 3 day bump limit.
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The Magma Mermen deliver Jara's part-burned corpse to the Star-Nosed Mole People, with whom they are loosely aligned.

What does the representative of the Star-Nosed Kingdom say?

Roll a d5:

1: Splendid! We hath not tasted human meat in years! And you hath delivered it to us already cooked!
2: Give her here! A human corpse makes a fine decoration for a King's Warren!
3: Take her with you, Merman--we have no need for a human here.
4: I smell life in her yet! We may be able to repair this one and put her to work!
5: Lords, Merman! Give the child here! We'll put our best noses on this one and restore her as best we know!
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>102506
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>>102527
there is still hope!
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>>102506
Can they rebuild her?
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>>102557
Well, we'll decide later just how good a job they do. Mole medicine is advanced in some ways, woefully lacking in others. Whatever they do, they won't be able to restore her soul--that's currently a statue in the Demon Realm. When we come back (new thread later) we'll find out how we might get body and soul together.
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>>102501
I will, yeah. I'll start a new thread with the result of this legendary roll when it's ready.
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>>102568
Gotta say OP, this is quickly becoming my favourite quest
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>>102583
Thanks, I'm glad people are enjoying it. I think we're settling into a fun groove with free choice moments followed by rolls to play out the consequences. Jara will be able to make choices again soon (right now everything is just kinda happening to her without her direct involvement, and I'm conscious of that).
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>>102583
I agree
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>>102628
OP will put a link to the new thread here when you make it?
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>>102749
Yeah for sure.
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>>102785
Op is doing magic for this board. very much like this quest.
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>>102572
Will that update come today or later?
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>>102478
A moment in time--Gert exerts his twisted will upon an innocent village girl.

(I didn't want to start the new thread with this as it would make no sense--I'm going to start the new thread with Jara waking in the ruins of Ass City. I'm drawing it now, but I'm not sure if that will be tonight or tomorrow.)
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>>103510
Gert you absolute madman, that won't bring Jara back

Take your time OP your content is always great and I'd hate to see quantity over quality.
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>>103510
very nice OP. Have some fanart

>I'm not sure if that will be tonight or tomorrow
what time is there? i'm gonna head to bed soon...
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>>103617
Thank you that really made my day.

It's nearly midnight here in the UK. I'm usually good to go until 2am or so (5am at the weekend...) but I'm wiped out tonight for some reason.
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>>103637
Ah, good! only one hour later here in Spain
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Teaser for the next session.
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>>103776
>Martians
I fucking KNEW they'd show up at the end
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>>103799
Martians in HELL at that.
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>>103617

Poor Jara, to think all her suffering started due a breast enhancement potion part of a joke. Also, wondering if she was aware of everything while she was petrified or the greater beings had mercy on her and let her mind and soul sleep in her stone cradle
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>>103776
Do you have a website or something where I can see more of your stuff?
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>>103916
Luckily, according to >>95090, she isn't going to have experienced the time passing.
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>>104150

Good, the gods finally had mercy on her, considering the horrible alternative
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>>101528
FOUL PLAY
FOUL PLAY
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>>103776
Looking forward to next time, OP
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>>101528
wait is this real?
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>>105384
If it is it explains why things have been bad. OP rigged it, and has been allowing good rolls from time to time to get our hopes up.
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>>105537
I don't think OPs have that much power over their threads though.
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>>104613
>>105384
>>105537
>>105950
He was only kidding. No, I can't rig the outcome of the rolls. Even if the rolls happened client-side (which they don't) I'd need to inject JavaScript into the page somehow to override the roll function in your browser (which I can't).

And anyway, that would be no fun.
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>>104012
I don't have a website at the moment, but thanks for the interest. I might make a new one.
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>>106010
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>>106125
Keke
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>>106125
Chillingly accurate. I'm through the seventh firewall obviously but I just can't break through the encryption on this daemon, as soon as I knock one down two appear in its place.
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(This is OP, on my phone.)

Thinking about Jara waking this evening...since the thread is past bump limit, it's probably only the hardcore that will see this, which is fair enough.

It's time to decide how her snake tail will work!

Somebody roll a d10.

1: the 'snake tail' is simply mangled, bleeding flesh.
2: the snake tail is a sub-sentient snake with all of the trouble that would entail
3-5: the snake tail is sentient, but evil.
6-9: the snake tail is sentient, and helpful.
10: the snake tail is sentient, helpful, and clairvoyant
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>106187
Hardcore rolling.
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>>106190
Ouch. Well at least it'll be somebody for her to talk to, even if it wants to see her dead.
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>>106190
Well fuck.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>106187
>>106190
>>106191
>>106192
Oh shit I was too slow.
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>>106197
Eh, it's evil snake either way I guess.
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>>106187
>>106190
Jara...had a hard life
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>>106264
ooga booga gimme dat robot
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I think we need to make Jara evil at this poin
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>>106535
Neutral Evil
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>>106535
>>106638
Jara is pure! PURE!
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>>106653
With an ass like that? Hell no.

I miss her big titties
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>>106675
>I miss her big titties

Don't we all, anon?
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I've prepared a recap of the thread, in case anyone else was thinking of doing so. I know we have the archive but this is a bit of a quicker digest form.

http://imgur.com/gallery/ncUU6

New thread starts this evening at some point. (Sorry I can't be more precise with times.)
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>>108024

New thread!



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