Rolled 6 (1d20)

Give him a sword.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

I'm going for sickle
With the spell of Entangle, which makes vines sprout and snare the foe

I'm also a fucking retard.

dice+1d20

rolling for a warlock goblin with a spell to control minds, probably limited to weak creatures at first but i'll leave it to OP

>>72186
Options part, bro.
I did the same stupid mistake as I'm not used to rolling.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>72188
life is hard
thanks senpai

>>72176
A Sickle it is.

You're going out of your cave. The night is young but the darkness fit your vision and the land seems clear as day for you. The rusted curve of your weapon craving for violence and blood as much as you do for power and glory.
Where will you go ?
To the north, the mountains, houses of dwarfs and Trolls. To the East, facing th ocean, where the biggest humain cities flourish. South, paying a visit to the Ork's tribes and other green skins as yourself. Or maybe West, to the Elven Forest.

As always, biggest roll on a 20 decide, but as for this one, i'll will only wait a while, not a precise number of roll.
Thanks you all for participating !

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>72206

west
lets kill some pointy ears

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>72206
We could go for some Elven pillaging

You decide that your vegetarians neigbourg deserve a little courtesy visit.
And by courtesy, you mean that some elves will dies an horrible and preferably slow death wile some of their women might carry goblin spawn... if they survive.

You go down your little mountain and, quickly you set for the west. The forest still far but your advence is fast, the trought of killing and pillaging push you forward. You can almost taste the blood and the cyprine on your lips.
But it seems unprobable that your way will be as wide open as the legs of a captured eleven slut and you stay alert of your surounding.

But will they be aware of you ?

1-5 A Human Patrol spot you. 6-10 A human aventurer is passing by 11-15 Two lovers are making out in the field 16-19 A lone bard is asleep next to a three 20 You decide (put what you want in the roll, if it's twenty, it will be)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>72279
For the 20:
A wizard proposes us a deal to become a dragon.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>72279
Goblin princess

As you advance toward the forest, the tree get more and more present.
You are quite far of the road, wich is not a safe place for your kind. As the woods come closer and closer, a strang sound get to your ears. Someone snoring near by.
You check quietly your surrounding and, after a short while, you find the source of the noise. Next to a oak, a adult human is sleeping soundly. He is covered with bright colored cloth – strang habit that the human have – his horse is bond near by and the round eyes of the animal looks at you suspiciously.

A grind curves your lips and revele you teeths as you grand your weapon tighter. What will you do ?

>>72333
Try to loot his sleeping body.
If any signs of him waking up appear, strike with your scythe.

>>72340
A dice maybe ? =D

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>72333
Trap him whith the vine spells and then kill him with a stone.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>72340
In second thought I ll roll for this.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>72340
This, but with more dead humans.

>>72354
You sneakly advance to the sleeping human.
He don't seems to hear you, but the horse grow more suspicious the closer you get to its master. He show teeth when you finaly start to loot the man. You found quicly a strange construct of wood and cord, a steel dagger, and a leather pruse containign strange disc of silver and copper.
He seems alos to possest a strange thing. A square piece of leather to wich is sewed a quantity of piece of paper, covered of symbol.

What will you keep ? What will you do to the sleeping man ?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>72363
Dagger and leather purse, provided those discs are coins of course. Take the man hostage and execute the horse.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>72363
>Take the dager and the pruse
>Leave the rest
>Cut humans throat with dager
>Try to steal the horse

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>72363
Take the construct and the purse.
Leave the man alone.
Make a quick getaway.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>72363

exchange my rusty scythe for the dagger
kill the horse, use the rope to tie the man up
if

>>72406

woops.
tie him up and question him about the book and the construct

You take the steel blade and the silver disks.
The man don't even seems to wake up as you brandish you new weapon. In one swift mowement, you open the pinkish flesh of the man. The deep red of the blood spill out into the night, on your extatic face and on the colored coth of the now dying human. He opens his eyes, looking at you with incomprehention and terror.
The horse stat to panick, sensing the ironish smeel of blood.

You stand up as the last spakle of light leave the eyes of your spasming victim.
You feel profondly satisfied.

As you turn aroung, you see that the horse has bite the cord to the point of cutting it. In fear, the animal decide to run away from the little monster that just killed his master.
No luck.

(A 9 still a 9.)

What will you do ? Continue your journey to the elven forest, take a bite at the warm body or maybe something else ?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>72428
Take a bite.
Gotta get stronk.
Savor his vocal cords since he was a bard, maybe we could absorb his singing abilities that way?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>72428
Take a bite, make sure his body is hidden. Then onwards to elf lands.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>72428
Slice the man up and store his body in slices of the cloth he was wearing, we will need rations after all, and head towards the pointy-eared scum.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>72428
>In second thought take the symbol from human
>Take a bite from human
>Keep traveling to elven forest

>>72442
The rich odor of the blood bring saliva to you mouth and you decide it's time for a little breakfeast.
You jump on the still warm body and, without the help of any of you weapons, you start filling your craving belly of the volupturous flesh of the dead man. The taste is like no other and you're starting to really like this. Maybe the elves will taste even better !

After the feast you are almost entirely covered in sticky blood and the body is largely gone. You belly is full and roung. After a big burp, you feel better. You decide to take the construct of leather and paper, now stained by blood and little pieces of flesh. You're almost sleepy but you continue your way toward west.

The rest of th night is calm. Almost to much. And, after a while, you found a little bush away from sight, you decide to sleep here for some hours.
But will the night be calm ?

1-5 A pack of wolf come to you, excited by the scent of blood 6-10 A lone dog comes to you, searching for food 11-19 you wake up in the middle of the afternoon, witout problem 20 As you wish Anon.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>72466
The book starts glowing magically.

>>72146
Dice+1d100

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>72466
Another traveler stumbles upon a blood covered goblin and a devoured corpse.

>>72478
What were you trying to do ?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>72466
>Look for a reaver and have a bath
>Try catching fish, if sucesfull eat raw
>Keep traveling to elven forest

>>72491 (almost !)
You wake up hours later, refreshed.
The sun is still high in the sky. The blood on your skin form a crispy brownish layer. You get a lick of it before going – the champion's breakfeast ! - and then decide to get going toward the elven woods.

You can clearly see it from here on. A large, deep green, forest in the distance.
After some skretching you start wlaking again, grabing from the tip of your tonge the little pieces of flesh stuck between your teeth.
What will this day offer ?

1-5 A couple of elve spot you 6-10 A lone hunter is passing by 11-17A lone Female elf is taking a bath in the nearby river 18-20 As you wish !

>>72506
>Seduse the female
>Become friend with female
>Travel with female

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>72526
Forgot roll

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>72506
I like >>72526
let's go with that.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>72526
Yes, females are allies, males are food... well, Goblin logic?

As you approach the woods, you hear a clear lauf in the wind.
You turn aroung and quickly you see a nearby river. Between th trees, a little waterfall is visisble. The stream of water form here a little pool where a female silouhette is swimming. You get close sneakily. The closer you get, the clearerer you percieve the volptuous body of the elf. You feel distinctive hungers growing in you stomach and... lower in your body.
Her hair are golden, her skin is pale as cream and she swim gracfully in the cristal clear water.
But, as you are almost close enough to see her face, she seems to her you, her long, pointy ear perceving your footstep over the watersounds.
She quickly get out of the water, covering her body in a large piece of cloth.

“How is here ?”

Si ask with not a single bit a fear in her voice. It is a this point that you se her eyes. They're white, enterly and a large scar, probably from a claw go sideway on her face. Shi is blind.
Her voice is warm ans soft when she speak again.

“Don't be afraid, I won't be mad a you for peaking a little... I would too if I could.”

her lauf is honey to your hear.

What will you do ? What will you say ?

"Pretty one. It is I, your friend. Come closer." Play the harmless Goblin, the little Goblin, she can't run away.
"Where do you come from?" Are your friends nearby, hopefully not, or maybe elves taste good?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>72594
I bet this is a trap but lets see where it lead hus.
>Keep hidding
>In the sexyes voice I can pull ask: Whats your name?
>After she answers ask in normal voice: If your blind how the fuck did you travel here alone?

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>72594
I say we act as if we're mute so she doesn't run as soon she hears our voice. When she gets close stab her in the spine with our cool new dagger.

Or maybe pretending to be a dragon is fair game... as she can't disprove that claim.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>72613
forgot the magic dice

>>72624
nooo, don't stab the pretties.

Masterful seduction, gain blind elvish warrior woman.

>>72655
How do you roll?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>72635
She's probably not going to try to be friendly if she finds out what we are, but it's worth a shot i guess.
Try to befriend the elf, but if she starts to run stab her.

As she hear you voice, her face seems to change, less welcoming, colder.
She cover herself a little bit more.

“You... are not an elf are you ?”

it seems that your “sexiest voice” is sufficient to not be spoted as a goblin, but clearly not enough to pass as a elf. She quickly grab a long staff of white wood, graved of runes and symbols, a large cristal on top of it.

“My name is Neftaelle... and I can handle myself on the road. Thank you. And you, who are you ? Are you a human ?”

The way she prononce the last word means it's not a really good idear to be one.
She seems as curious as she is warry of you.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>72664
Type dice+1d20 in options.

>>72664
options: dice+1d20
>>72665
true, elvens are racists, all of them. Go green anyway!

>>72665
I take your roll in account, i didn't see it, sorry !
I'll make a bonus if you try to befriend her, du to the 20 !

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>72670
Drop our weapons and allow her to paralyze and search us.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>72674
I've been trying that, do you think my failure may be related to my posting from my phone.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>72670
Can this aply for this current situation?
>Rolling for that

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>72670
"Humans are delic... bad, bad humans, ugly humans! Noone likes them!" Good thing our Goblin can read elvens and their emotions.
"Friends?" Common ground of disliking humans should bring us closer, no?

>>72685
You are the highest so far so... what will you say/do ?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

Say you plan to fight your evil ways, ask for her assistance, (if drizzle is any indication elf chicks love that shit)

>>72665
Yes, friend or fresh meat.
>>72682
Drop everything? For a blind elf with a stick? We are the strongest Goblin around...

What's the Goblin's name anyway?

>>72712
Mmmn drizzle, sounds tasty.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>72674
I am friend wish to come with me?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>72720
As for name I vote Gaston

>>72720
This elf is clearly a mage. We may be strong, but that's no match for a lightning bolt. We should also play the blood of as that of a wolf that attacked us.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>72725

She seems to take somes time to understand your basic ways of talking.
Half of a smile curve her lips. She seems reasured. A idiot may seems less dangerous after all, maybe playing dumb was the right way.

“Hum... I don't know, what are you yourself ?”

She make a short pause, shearching for a way to ssay it more clearly.

“You... what race is You ?”

The female definitly take you for a retard. Good or bad thing ? What will you do ?

(I take >>72702 as no one who rolled higher gave me instructions)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>72753
Be truthful and say that we're a goblin, but make sure she know we aren't going to rape this shit out of her anytime soon.

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>>72768

>>72768
Fuck me, I can't spell.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

"Clearly I am a goblin, but I am much more intelligent and kind and polite than my cuzins and brothers, I must apologize for my mad rambling earlier. I was stunned by your beauty"

>>72768
Nice. How do you include "I won't rape you" in a non-creepy way when introducing yourself, though? :)
>>72731
True, Goblins should recognize mages - good instincts

>>72753
Keep up the role of an innocent retard. Make her promise us she won't hunt us down like those bloodthirsty humans before we tell her what we are.

>>72778
>>72768
Fuck yes!

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>72782
Forgot to roll.

As she hear what you really are, her staff get right up in fight possition. Her face is clearly hostile. But your rassuring word hits the right spot and, surprisingly, when you said that you will not rape her sshe almost seems to calm down.

“You... greenish scum... you posed your gaze on my body.”

The crystal of her staff start glowing.

“Give me a good reason why I shouldn't blow you right away ?”

You gained the time to make a statement or an action... what will it be ?

>>72785
Politeness and honesty Fuck the world!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>72799
cause I need a freind

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>72799

Can I not have a chance to change my nature? (lies)

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>72799
I haven't attacked you yet. If I just wanted to rape you wouldn't I have attacked before you armed yourself?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Because as I said, I am not a savage.

>>72816
Aw nuts!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8

I feel this should be an end goal for us

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>72799
Damn, she seems strong, glowing staff and all.
"Don't hurt me. I can serve. I am useful." Stupid elves, stab them in their sleep when she trusts me, harhar. Make puppy eyes before remembering she can't see you...
Stand behind a tree anyway... just to make sure magics can't hit you - magics can only shoot straight, right?

>>72829
We're supposedly a smart goblin. Goblins have shamans so we should know about magic.

>>72828
Looks good. Beer, dancing - more slaves are needed for the Goblin King though.
>>72829
Our Goblin changes personalities like Gollum? Stupid maneater to intelligent green peaceloving professor

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>72799
Say something along the lines of "I was amazed by your beauty I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me like those bloodthirsty humans."

That should please an elf.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>72846
>Our Goblin changes personalities like Gollum? Stupid maneater to intelligent green peaceloving professor
This is a good idea. We could tell her that we're seeking a cure for our multiple personalities.

>>72842
smart like a Goblin with the goal of becoming a dragon?
Hm, smarts will help us more, true.
Goblin shamans: So, Goblins are like Native American tribes?

>>72846
intelligent green peaceloving professor
Hahahahahhahahahaahahahha! I actually snorted Irl

>>72829
She seems to serioussly think about your words. Should it be that this elf actualy need the help of a vile creature like yourself ? Maybe, but it seems that she won't admit it easily.

“You ? Usefull ? What will you do ? Spy on naked elves bathing ?”

At least she's not taking you too seriously. The glowing of her staff is gone and a smile discover her white teeth.

“You are a funny little thing. Be happy that I can't see you... i'll probably find you to horrible to even think about letting you live.”

She quit her combat pose.

“But i'm in a good mood... let say this. Go goblin, use your life carefully, you owe it to me. Remeber it...”

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>72879
will you be my friend?

Just to be clear lads, even though we're acting nice, we're still going to rape her for more goblin spawn.

Right?

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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>72883
reroll

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Ah :( alright, well, good day madame, (and curses to this savage in my head!) Good bye.

>>72889
You can't reroll an action. If you have something else to propose you can do another roll, or you can roll for someone else idear

>>72897
Damnit! I gave myself sad.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Vanish into the forest and move on silently. Elf Shamans seem too strong for us - till we get a magic sword or something. We will remember this, though - Revenge is ours!
Where's another sleeping one with precious things?

>>72883
We're done being friendly.
>>72884
Yes! Goblin masterrace!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>72872
Orcs have shamans, so why shouldn't goblins?
>>72879
Cut our losses and move on. If she wants us to follow her sneak away at night and take some of her supplies with us.

>>72910
You decide to treasure you life more than a possible moment of lust with an unwilling elven sorceress. You decide to go away quickly as, behing you, the female start to dress up.
You feel angry and frustrated, thiss body will have been delicious in numerous ways. But staying alive is important.

You get away from the river but, what will you do ?
Follow the female from distance, wainting for an oportunity maybe ?
If not, you'll continue in the direction of the elven woods.

>>72846
Anyways, I said intelligent and polite, not peace loving, not even good (tho I said kind)

Rolled 10 (1d20)

Go in search of more helpless/gullible elves.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Stab her to the heart when she lets down her guard.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>72935
She'll be expecting us to come back because were a tricky little goblin thief. To the woods we go!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>72935
r a p e h e r

>>72955
or not. Fuck.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>72935
Wait to see if she takes a nap, then the her up and kidnap her.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>72952
This, except with your dick, in her ass.

>>72952
Defence of the elf
"dice+1d20"

1d20

i am the stupidest GM ever xD
dice+1d20

In options...

>>72879
Peek a little mo>>72988
See here
>>72176
>>72188

You decide that the elven slut deserve to die for her attitude. Calling you useless.
You follow here all day, from a more than safe distance, warry of her hearing. It's not easy but goblin are naturals at hiding and sneaking and you manage to stay off the radar until dawn. She walk long after dark – probably not a hindrance for her – then she settle in a grove of tree.
You wait a long, really long time to be sure she is asleep. Unlike the human, she do not make any noise in her sleep.

You approach the sleeping elve. Brandish your dagger high, she open her eyes at the last moment, but she can't see.

“You ?”

Steel penetrate the volptruous flesh of her chest as she try to speak.
Blood spil once again in the night, elven blood this time. Her breath is messed up, she want to sceam but can't. Her blind eyes search a light they can't percieve as your savour an other death.
Delightfull

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Entangle the witch!

>>72998
>>72997
Thanks... i did it with a real dice finally.
But next time i'll do it ! xD

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>73006
Flay the elf and rape its corpse.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>73006
Loot! I want some of that sweet wizard magic.
>>73016
>xD
Absolutely disgusting.

>>73006
Eat and rob her. The fancy staff is ours! And maybe her powers can be eaten?
And then onwards!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Elf is a lot like veal. Very tender. I suggest a smooth cream sauce.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>73030
forgot the magic dice.

>>73017
urg, rape a corpse? no thanks.
>>73034
Yes, Gourmet Goblin!

>>73034
This but save the skin

>>73041
I feel that carrying a dried elf skin would make it hard for future diplomacy.

>>73051
Yeah, i'd just make some sweet leather panties and be done with it.

An other warm body is beside you, but it's an other kind of hunger that heat your body this time.
Your dagger help you to quickly remove any piece of cloth separating you from your reward. And, with a beastial violence, you take possession of the corpse. A couple of hours ? More ? You can't really tell how much time you spend at it... simply until the corps start becoming hard and cold. At this point, there is no beauty anymore. In your raging “love” you ate her face aways, your claws openend her breast and belly open.

Fianly satisfied, you take a look at the staff. It seems to have nothing special, but you seen it glowing, maybe you too have the power to make it work ?

1-5 The staff defend itself against your vile touch 6-10 nothing happen 11-16 You can make it glow 17 You can use it a little bit 18-20 as you wish !

>>73034
Creamy and tenderised...

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>73061
Touching the staff opens a portal.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

It has all the powers, but argues with you in the voice of an imperial commissar

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>73061
Attempt to pick the staff up

>>73061

We gained the elf's power from eating bits of her

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>73081
forgot roll

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>73061
A speaking staff! And it glows! And a new Goblin Shaman is born.
>>73076
good idea!
>>73081
upgrade :)

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>73061
>>73081
I want to be the greatest goblin shaman! We'll change ourselves to a dragon. Fuck help!

>>73096
*into
fuck me

>>73067
Not what I meant by smooth>>73067
cream sauce but very well done op.

>>73096
Writing... god dammit xD

>>73110
>xD
Please stop this. It triggers my autism.

>>73096
And the magic adventure begins! Overpowered Goblin? Nice!

As you pick the sstaff, a voice start talking. Coming from nowhere and everywhere at the same time. It's the voice of a men, you can't really putting a race or an age on “him”. He seems kinda pissed off.

“A goblin ? Really ? A blind elf and then a goblin... my my what will be next ? An ogre ?”

The voice take a deep breath.

“So... what sould I call you ? Master I guess, your race is fond of that. I'm a Aegar, thet mythical staff, and you're now my new user... damn it.”

As the voice echo in your mind, the staff seems to adapt at you size, becoming just a little bit taller tha you. It's warm in your hand.

“I want to be a DRAGON”

He seems to be... surprised.

“You what ? I mean, this kind off magic... it's really powerfull you know ? Every mage on the continent will know what you are doing !”

You don't seems to care and he understand quickly that you will not give it up.

“Master, i'm afraide that I will be destroyed in the process and...”

You don't let him finish as you scream.

“A DRAGOOOOON”

“As you wih, master.”

A storm gather upon your head.
Twirling, flashing. The staff in your hand seems hotter and hotter. You feell profond change in you. A pain like no other, as all your bones were broken, heated, hammered, then put back together inside your dying flesh.
The world seems to become smaler and smaler around you. The staff is just a stick in your massive sscaly hand.
Your breath is burning, a second pair of arms grow on your back, becoming large wings, your skin become tickier, covered in green scales.
You are now... a Globin Dragon.

>>73110
That's the fun part ! But i'll stop.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>73133
Let's go fuck up some human villages. No mages to change us back and plenty of future servants.
>>73139
Thanks.

>>73139
meant for>>73117

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Well, you are now, instead of the most badass goblin in the land, most asuredly, the most pathetic dragon. Eat the elves and hope the don't have any heroes, focus on those that may warn nearby kingdoms of your pressence.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Fly towards an elven village and burn some tree huggers

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>73133
You spot the dead elf's husband donning mythical high elven armor.

>>73168
This sounds better than my idea. Make sure to take some servants though.
Wait a second you said burn.
>>73133
What kind of dragon are we OP?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>73133
I try to fly but can't take off because I am an obese Dragon.

As the morphing finnaly end you feel all mighty.
You look at the corpse of the female elf, now she is the size of your forearm. A deep powerfull lauf come from you troat. Elves can do nothing to you now, maybe you'll show them !

You try to tke off, make a lot of dust, a little bit of wind and then, you remember a thing : you don't know shit about flying. You then try for several minutes to take off... in vain. Seems like you'll have to go to the nearest village by food. Thankfully, your new leges are powerfull. You're surprise by your own speed as you run toward the elven wood.
Your wing take the wind of your course and, miracle, you manage to go up several meter before falling again, then going up again.

When you're finaly at the forest, you don't know how to fly, but you managed to get off several times.
But at the entance of the foreste, a group of elves is waiting for you, armend with bows and defiant looks.

“It's... it's the monster the mage told us about ! Kill it !”

What will you do ?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

I get scared and think of probably flying the other way.

>>73182
You don't really know yourself, your scales are greens and you feel that you can spit somthing dangerous... maybe fire, maybe something else. Goblin dragon is not a comon thing - you're much smaler than the average dragon but you're really quick and nimble

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Make soup.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>73212
Spit dangerous things at them, and if it doesn't work stomp the shit out of them.

also ignore >>73221
his suggestion is impossible and absolute shit anyway.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>73221
Use the soup to culture dangerous bacteria from saliva to contaminate eleven water sources.

>>73221
With your run you're moving full speed and decide that if you simply stomp them to death, it'll be a good... soup let's say ?
Using your momentum you rush the little group, half a dozen of pointy hears. Theirs arrow flys in your direction but your new body is incredibly nimble and you evade danger without a problem, leaving them in despear as you ar finaly on them.
The first two dies in a instant, crushed by the sheer weigth of you new body. Another try to unlesh his ssword but you spikey tails break his body in tow, percing his leather armor like paper.

The trio of survivor try to back down, sword in hand, fear in eyes.

>>73240
Lose interest in killing elves.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>73240
We have the ability to spit something and i want to find out what. Spit on them.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Run away from the elves, find a hiding spot (probably hard for a dragon) and try and see if I have any fire breath, acid spit or some other kind of magical dragon shit.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>73251
It's an ordinary spit

>>73259
Our job isn't to tell the story it's to make decisions. Not to mention >>73220

>>73251
>>73259
You sniff as much as liquid you can, gathering it in your troat.
Then, with the talent of a newborn dragon, you pirt a large ball of ticky liquid on the three remaning elves. The saliva is sticky and tick... but ass no real effect to it. The elves sceams in horror... before realising it's just saliva.
They seems, lost.

>>73266
If it's a fun idear... and he's got a point, you don't really know how to breath yet, whatever you breath

>>73267
Well fuck. They should be slowed enough to be easy targets anyway. Stomp them.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73277
Forgot my roll.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>73267
Bite them and hope they die of infection.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

Flambeau. Now, no excuses.

>>73286
As they try to get out of the sticky matter, you advence, an devilish grind on your face.
The first one scream of hooror as you bit of one of his arms. The other one take that chance to get away, leving behind them a trail of urin and saliva. As you taste once again the delicate elven flesh. And savour it, your victim die of bleeding before any infection.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>73312
Think of laying off your attack until you master your new body.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>73312
Book it, and figure out how to use our breath.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>73329

reroll we need to work this shit out

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Master body control in 2.38 seconds.

>>73348
That was sad.

>>73356
Yes, it was.

>>73312
So, one gets away as you eat the others?
Follow his trail to his home village.
Make them your subject. Then you're the King!

>>73355
>>73325

After that short fight you understand that this new body.
But it's clearly not as easy as that and you'll need a safe hiding place to do that... you're not quite here. You decide to leave the zone, going deeper in the forest, in the oposite direction of the elves.
What will you try to lean first ?

Moving, flying, your dragon breath ?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>73388
Learn your dragon breath! Our endfight weapon!
We're plenty nimble enough as they didn't even hit us once, bloody elves.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Basic movement first, it's quiet and you need to understand all your muscles before you attempt flying.

>>73398
nice dice magic there :)
Best moving, non-flying dragon around then.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>73397
I will also go with Dragonbreath

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>73398
got a 20, but i'm pretty sure we know that already.
Im voting breath.
I wanna roast some mages.

>>73398
Deep in the wood, you take time to get used to your new body.
The two pairs of “arms”, your claws, your tails and the new lengh of your neck. You take a little while to get used but, rapdly, you can move as freely as you like and, to be franc, it feels freaking good !
But, as you finissh your “training” you hear a large group approching. The runaways elves probably got some back up. What will you do, flee ? Fight ?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>73422
Hide

>>73414
My point is that if we a tract attention using up our breath weapon or with our sorry excuse for flying skill it would be best if we know the non-legendary aspects of our body.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73422
Flee, we may have better control, but we still can't get many people at once.
>>73441
Op said we can move fairly fast. we can run until they get horses. If we have breath by then we can spook their horses and roast them at the same time.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>73422
Little creatures, teach them a lesson! Attack them, "Surrender and serve your mighty master!", meal or slave, they can decide.

>>73441
Good reasoning, Basics first.
>>73438
hiding? why? Where a Dragon, best thing around, king of the world!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>73422
My survival instincts tell me to flee as I am not yet ready to invade their village.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Hide under ground, even if the lofty freaks do notice the giant pile of disturbed earth, you can attack with impunity.

>>73461
coming back after we learn to master our Deathray breath weapon?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

Flee. Find somewhere nice and quiet to continue training.

>>73461
Once again, you are forced to flee in front of the pointy ears.
But this time, it's a large number of them and you're not ashamed to stay alive – can you even feel shame ? - en you quickly go deeper and deeper in the wood. You body moves gracefully as you run aways from the elven army. They can't even keep up with you, as nimble as they are, you're way most.

After an hour of running in the wood, you can't really yell where you are, but you can't hear them anymore.

>>73474
Why wouldn't we?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>73493
Breath here I come!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>73493
Look for more food. Or subjects to found our new kingdom!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Now try and figure out how to fly.

>>73474
I think we are underestimating the elves. Our goblin was always a sneaky assassin kind of guy. We are still unsure about our defense and haven't yet mastered our breath. I don't think he is stupid to face horde of armed elves untrained.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Now for flying, remember air is a thing you must use in your favor.

>>73520
Thats a good point. We should enslave some orcs to fight for us. We Akar Kessel now.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>73526
reroll

Whats with all these shitty rolls for flying.

>>73531
The first step should be learning how to fly.
Maybe if we can fly up above the trees we can find out where we are, and locate some orcs.

>>73520
You're right. Facing his enemies from the front seems unnatural for a Goblin.
>>73531
Strong orcs in the frontline: Yes
>>73550
Can we even locate forest tribes from above?

>>73550
Also a good thought, but we need a way to show the orcs our power. We'll never get respect without our breath.

>>73504
Once again alone, you decide it's time to see if, like most dragon, you have that magical breath that strke fear in any oponent. As you seen earlier, you cannort just spit it, but you don't really understand what you should do.
After a while, you finish to get a strange feeling in your troat.

But ass you are almost here, a group of three elves approche you with great speed.
The first one is in a golden armor, armed with a sword, a large blue cape is flying behind him. His two compagnon are female, one that look like a mage and the other equiped with a large ssilverish bow. They seems clearly strong.

“Green dragon... what did you expect ? That you could flee from the elves, in OUR forest ?”

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>73568
Bodyslam them with our newfound speed.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73568
Damnit, we nearly had that super breath.
Flee or fight? That sword looks sharp. But it's only three elves! We're nimble!
Fight them! Bite, claw, dodge, run around, like a master!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>73568

Run away as fast as you can. Attempt to fly away in panic, or at least use your wings to give yourself a speed boost while running.

Defence of the elves against the 17 of >>73581

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>73568
Try to talk your way out of it.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>73568
>Gas the elves with dragon fart

>>73581
While the guy is occupied hearing himself talk, you use your newfound speed to charge him full force. The blue caped idiot did not even sees you coming. The impact project him away. He flies util he hit a tree with violence with a scream of pain. He then falls on the ground, immobile. The two female are paralysed in fear for a second. The archer then fires at you, the mage using light magic on the immobile champion.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73623
Attack the mage with your talons.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>73623
Fuck up the mages shit with a tail swipe.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Squash the mage. Make sure shes completely pulped before moving onto the archer.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

Defence of magician >>73635

>>73438
fucking where

>>73623
Smash a claw or something into the archer

>>73665
What happened to the arrow? Are we wounded? What's the status of our goblin dragon?

>>73685
You have to roll a d20, friendo.

>>73635
The elven mage iss concentrating all her power to heal the fallen warrior but, as all hr concentration is taken, she don't see you spiked tail coming. The large picks hit her back with the force of a war hammer, bending her fragile body before projecting her away. The spell is broken, as much as the back of the poor female.
As you grind of pleasure, a powerful pain come from you right wing. Too occupied, you didn't pay attention to the archer, a pair of arrow have pierced the smoth skin of your wing. The pain is bearable but burning. A powerfull anger make your eyes glow.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>73692
Rip the archer in half with our talons.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>73692
Go Berserk

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>73690
shite, forgot

>>73689
Status is lightly wounded, angered, mildly hungry... no lust for the moment

>>73711
We need a number for our health stat.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Defence of the archer

Rolled 11 (1d20)

Wound the archer severely but don't kill him. Toy with him as he dies, make sure his death is as horrific as possible. That'll teach him/

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>73718
Well fuck me sideways. Bite the uppity little faggot.

>>73702
You jumb to slash the elven slut with your talon.
But the archer seems to have retrived her cool and, even if it's only from a few centimeter, she manage to escape you vicous attack, tacking another arrow, ready to attack.
The other two seems decided to stay down...

>>73711
>mildly hungry
Eat them all. Hm, tasty. Does the magician also have a speaking staff? Otherwise, their weapons aren't useful for us: Bend them out of form to make them unusable for their elven friends.

>>73732
*Other one Op
One is crippled and will most likely die soon.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>73732
Try to intimidate archer as she is alone.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>73733
dice
>>73747
She probably doesn't know when to quit - like her comrades. Just eat them and look for more pliable subjects.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Elve mental roll

>>73754
I vote for us to get an orc army, once our little elf problem is over. They're stupid and don't question authority often.

>>73771
Let's head south then

The elven archer don't seems to care even a little bit.
She don't even take time to respond you and use the time you gave her to take some distance and fire a couple of arrow at you. Remebering the pain the elven arrow can inflcit, will you charge or trie to evade them and attack another way ?

>>73786
Finish the archer first.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

throw a tree at the archer

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73797
Stomp. Her. Shit. In.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>73797
Charge and bite a chunk of her flesh.

>>73801
You evade the arrow without a problem thanks to your new speed, you get behind a tree. But not to hide from the deadly eleven weapon, no, to get one.
The earth itsslef seems to scream out pain as you tear out one of the beloved tree of the elven forest. The archer can't even react to the masivep projectile. She tries to evade it but the weight of the wood just squich her against the ground with a delicious sound of destroyed flesh and broken bones.

You're alone again and, if the meat seems tasty, you hear in the distance the enemy army approched. After all, this group was probably sent a much in hope to kill you than to gain time. You can take one of them with you or just run away once again... or maybe go into a frontal attack ?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>73797
RAM FURIOUSLY HER IN
IF SHE SURVIVES RAPE

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73841
Run away again. Army will not be nice to us.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>73841
This is 4chan, we're not pussies. Attack.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>73841
Get a snack before running away.
The snack being the bitch that hurt you.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>73841
Take the mage body, and head south. Orcs may not obey us immediately, but they hate elves.
>>73862
That's a horrible idea its an entire fucking army. I don't want our story to end like that.

>>73871
Roll

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>73841
Grab that broken backed bitch and scram.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>73871
>says about the same idea as mine
>that's a horrible idea!
???

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>73841
Just run away

>>73875
Oops, Wrong thread.

>>73877
I said to run to the south to find orcs to help us. What're you on about?

>>73877
Shit I replied to the wrong person. I meant >>73857

>>73857
You decide that you recent victory against what seems, after all, to be the heroes of the pointy ears, is sufficient proof of your strengh and their weakness.
You turn around, facing the upcoming army and decide to attack them in a frontal charge, to prove you courage, you violence and the humongous size of your dragon balls. Your nimble scaly body swiflty run across the forest and, soon enough, you arrive to the marching eleven army. They're not in formation, a chance. You see a line of lancer, two squadron of archer and a large group of swordsmen equiped with golden shield. The general is the only mounted one, on his unicorn, he give order with a magicaly enchanced voice. He seems like a magicien more than a warrior.

“IT'S HIM” Screams one of them.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>73901
Run the fuck away. Fighting them is a horrible idea. Head south.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>73901
USE THE POWER OF YOUR FURY TO HAZE THEM WITH A BREATH ATTACK

Rolled 13 (1d20)

just smash as many as we can

>>73918
Fuck off. This plan is as autistic as they get.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>73901
Activate your Berserk mode.

>>73922
live a little nigga

>>73925
That's what i'm trying to do. Your plan is suicidal.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Reaction of the elven army. They have bonus of +2 (number) so tehy have to get 11 a leat to react to the fast charge

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Exhale death, don't over think it, it's part of your anatomy now.

>>73938
This

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Stop your charge. Throw some trees to break their ranks and then continue the charge.

>>73918
>>73938

The army get in formation in the blink of a eye.
In front of you a wall of sspears Is litteraly built. Behind them the swordsmen are ready to charge and, way back, archer are aiming at you with a hundred of bow. You feel a strike of fear. You smach in th wall, elven metal riping on your scale, plunging in your flesh. A scream of pain and anger escape off you troat. Luckliy, afroid of friendly fire, the archers can't realy do anything, but, quickly, a line of shield try to circle you as the spears attack endlessly.
But, as the anger and the pain gets into you. You remember the feeling of earlier, the feeling off th breath. With a scream of pure rage, you unleash the hidden power of your body. Coming out of you mouth, a large wave of greenish liquide recover the first lines of the elves.

The sound of scream and death cover everything as the pale fleh off elves is edvored by you acidic breath. Some flee, a lot dies.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>73980
Melt the rest of the pointy-eared scum.

>>73980
((May I ask where you are from? English is clearly not your main language.))

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Fuck yeah, now orc army get.

>>73989
Frenchfag here... sorry, it's hard to keep up and keep a good englsih. If at one point i stop making sense, tell me !

Rolled 19 (1d20)

Dissolve the rest of them specifically targeting the unicorn riding commander.

>>73994
If you write decently, context translates everything wrong

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>73994
RAPE THE UNICORN!!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

I seriously just want the dragon to rape something.

>>73997
You flesh I torn apart by spears and swords.
The pain is almost unbearable, you sight become red, you breath become heavy. You defend the best you can, gathering a new wave of acid. The elves are as angered as afraid and if a little part is fleeing, the general and most of the spearmen still here... if not dead.

The elf, on his unicorn, seems to be gathering mana as you gather your breath. But you're faster – it's in your nature after all !
The man is still chanting when a second wave of greenish liquid cover the battlefield. He tries to evade, but can only partuialy do it. Half of his face is melted... as a third of his army. With a voice full of pain and rage, he screams.

“RETREAT ! ARCHER COVER US ! QUICK”

In front of you, the speamen seems to run for theirs lifes. But you see the archer ready their bow.

Learn a new technique and use it. Its called dig. With your giant talons you quickly make a hole that's enough to get you underground and hide or attack.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>74032
Do your best to dodge the arrows.

>>74041
Roll the dice baby

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Fucking book it. Use trees as cover and dodge the arrows if you can.

>>74046
Holy shit these rolls. A 19 and then a 20 right after.

>>74052
Yet a. Unicorn is unraped.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>74032
Attempt to kill his unicorn so that you may later eat it and gain enhanced breath.

>>74041

>>74046
Your wounded body moves way too slowly for you, and it's hurting all over. You cough blood as you run away from the incoming rain of death. You thanks the talking staff for giving you a slim body as you hide behind a big oak.
The storm of arrow make the whole tree tremble as the surviving elves flee aways frome the puddle of green liquid. The general is out of sight, probably running away on his unicorn.
The archer back away slowly, firing arrow after arrow to make sur you stay hidden.