>>700210
Talk to cook. Cookys are good to make friends with while on a ship. They always have something special stored away for special occasions

You head below deck and after a little while of searching, you find the mess. You see a few marauders sleep idly with booze next to them on some tables, and a... Well, you see a man fully covered in red plate armor, with Khornate symbols and a giant two-handed axe. Across from him seems to be a similar looking warrior, but his helmet has giant horns, and less red and Khornate. He instead has plain black and chaos symbols, along with a shield and sword. Meanwhile, the cook seems to be making foodstuff for the morning, assisted by two crewmates.

Actions.

>Go up and talk to the cook... Your starving. Also, maybe you can befriend him for some of the "good stuff?"
>Maybe you can sneak into the kitchen somehow? And you know, get into the back?
>You need an excuse to talk in a Scottish accent and drink a lot. Shift to your dwarven form.
>You want to look intimidating as hell. Shift to your half-dragon form.
>Red armor? Khornate symbols? Seems like you might get along with that Chaos Knight over there.
>Maybe the guy sitting near the Khorne Knight is a member of Chaos Undivided? Why not talk to him?
>Eh, you'll just talk to one of the marauders. You prefer the little guys rather then the big guys.
>Write-In

>>700288
>Red armor? Khornate symbols? Seems like you might get along with that Chaos Knight over there.

You walk over to the Khornate Beserker and take a seat next to him. It seems both of them are awake and stare at you... You can't help but actually be intimidated.

"Erh... Should I-"

"FUCK OFF." He says, angry. And probably because that's his only emotion.

The black Chaos Knight sighs.

"You have a very notable lack of subtlety, you know."

"YOU"RE A CUNTWEASEL YOU FUCK! YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING MAN UP AND TELL THIS LITTLE BAG OF SHIT TO GO GARGLE NURGLE'S PUTRID BALLS! YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET A MINION OUT FAST ENOUGH SO I DON'T RAPE YOUR FUCKING HERO!"

You must admit, the Chaos Beserker has a way with insults. Of course, the black Chaos Knight sighs.

"You Khornates and your gargling of Nurgle's balls... If I couldn't tell you were Slaaneshians who's only tactic in battle is to Charm their enemy. Which is bullshit, by the way."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE OVER 900 CONFIRMED KILLS WITH MY BARE FUCKING HAN-"

The Chaos Knight begins to laugh demonically, while the Khornate Beserker wakes up the rest of the Marauders, who quickly get out of the room.

"By the Gods, that never gets old." He cackles... Then he turns back to you.

"What do you want, mortal?"

"Erh... I need to talk to him."

Both of you turn to look at the raging Khornate Beserker talking about how many kills he did with random objects. You swear you heard the word "broom" more then three times.

"Good luck then. He's a Khornate. And don't mention anything about how his deck is worse then mine. He gets very angry about it."

The black Chaos Knight settles back in... Huh. You note they were playing somesort of card game.

Actions.

>...So uh, I think I'll just talk to you then, rather then the crazy Khornate.
>...You need to get the Khornate's mind off of raging. Try talking to him.
>Come up with a plan to talk to the Khornate. You'd rather not get punched in the face.
>...Punch the Khornate for his attention?
>Join the Khornate in insulting his friend.
>...Your getting out of here.
>Write-In

Bump.

>>700364
>...So uh, I think I'll just talk to you then, rather then the crazy Khornate.

>>700364
>...So uh, I think I'll just talk to you then, rather then the crazy Khornate.

"Right, well... I guess I'll talk to you then."

"Right, so what do you want?"

"Well, first I'm curious on why there's Chaos Knights on board."

"I'm mostly just here for the raiding and pillaging. Ivar over here however is just here for the blood and skulls. So I'm just here."

"I see."

"IF YOU FAGGOTS NEED ME I'M GOING TO BE ON DECK!"

"Got it."

The Khornate Beserker walks off, taking his card.

"ALSO FUCK YOU FOR CHEATING."

"Got it Ivar. Get out of here."

The Khornate Beserker gets out of the room, infuriated.

"You two friends?"

"Yeah. You could say that. We run into each other a lot."

"Huh."

"Besides, we were friends before the two of us joined chaos. He became a Khornate because he wanted some of that "Daemonette ass". I don't think he realized that was Slaanesh."

You nearly laugh,

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. He's always angry because of that. At least, that's a joke I like to tell people. He didn't actually want daemonette ass, and I didn't know him before he joined Chaos."

"Damn. That would be hilarious."

"Yeah. So, you a warrior of Chaos or just a tribesman looking for glory and loot?"

"A little bit of both."

"I see. Anyways, I'm Gustavik. Some call me Gustavik the Treacherous, but that's just a hobby."

"...Erh, the Treacherous?"

"Yeah. Had a habit back in the day for betraying Champions at the wrong moment so I could take their place. Got me pretty far, honestly."

"...Remind me not to trust you."

"That was back in the day. Got me in good with Tzeentch, but Khorne hates me. Cutting down on the whole "betraying at the last moment" thing so I don't get turned into a Chaos Spawn or anything." He chuckles a little.

"So, what's the story behind Ivar?"

"Ask him. I'm mostly just with him so Khorne overlooks me and doesn't try to fuck me over."

"I see."

"Yeah... Anyways, Ivar isn't as tough as he looks. I'm... Well, I wouldn't say friends, but semi-friends with him. I only get punched on occasion."

Actions.

>...Should we honestly have a Chaos Champion who's name has the Treacherous in there? That seems bad.
>Well, nice to meet you then. Please don't betray me.
>...Get off my ship. I won't be betrayed at the last moment.
>I'm Renexizious. You might of heard of me.
>If you try to betray me or Raghilda, I'll make sure your soul goes to Khorne.
>Always nice to meet a Champion of Chaos.
>Write-In

>>700598
>I'm Renexizious. You might of heard of me.
>If you try to betray me or Raghilda, I'll make sure your soul goes to Khorne.

"I'm Renexizious. You might of heard of me."

"Nope. Strange name though."

"Well, if you try to betray me or Raghilda, I'll make sure your soul goes to Khorne, got it?"

He laughs a little.

"I love you tribesmen. Expendable, maybe. But full of heart, usually. Anyways, you need not worry about me betraying you. I could hardly replace a little tribesman or a Queen. I'm not a girl, after all."

"I see."

"Replacement is really only done in Chaos. We all look similar since we have similar looking armor, and I just go around, join up a warband for a few days, get the lead knight in a tough spot, have him get "killed" then put on his armor and hide his body, contact the Gods, put in a good word for me, and then throw the armor off and go run off before anyone realizes what happened."

Actions

>...Why the hell would anyone let you into their warband then?
>I'll keep an eye on you then.
>...Well, I think I'm going to talk to someone else.
>Rather smart of you, I must admit.
>So, how does Chaos Undivided work?
>I see your one of "those" Chaos Knights.
>A bit craven of you, don't you think?
>You have a small timeframe to get off this ship before I eat you or smash you with my tail.
>So uh, what card game were the two of you playing?
>Let's talk about something else.
>Write-In

>>700639
>So, how does Chaos Undivided work?

"So, how does Chaos Undivided work?"

"Well, we worship all of the Gods, so we get all of the bonuses. Too bad all of them hate each other, so we often have favorites."

"I see..."

"Yeah. It's a balancing act, because at any time the gods can choose to fuck you over. Like Archaon. He suddenly started mutating and a dragon swooped down and killed him."

"Really?"

"Yeah. No one went after it and we failed taking over Altdorf... Hell, I heard Karl Franz was RIDING that dragon."

"...Huh."

"Yeah. Besides, I think he has a dragon in his zoo. Massive, from what I hear... At least, from my thralls."

Actions.

>...The Emperor of the Empire has a fucking dragon as a pet?
>Erh, how exactly did a dragon become a pet of a mortal?
>...Is it normal to be reconsidering sacking some settlements?
>Well, we'll be fine. He's at war with Bretonnia, right?
>...How big and strong is this dragon? I'm curious.
>Just curious, do you have any mutations?
>So, how old are you?
>What would you use your thralls for?
>...I'm heading above deck now, if you need me.
>I need to get some food first, sorry.
>What's Altdorf like?
>I think you'd be surprised to know that dragon was me. Well, the one who killed Archaeon at least.
>Archaeon had it coming in my opinion.
>...Would you care if I asked you what the Empire was like?
>So did you fight with Archaeon? I'm curious.
>Write-In

>>700827
>Erh, how exactly did a dragon become the pet of a mortal?
>How big and strong is this dragon? I'm curious.
Does this dragon need Ren's draconic master race lecture?
It sounds like it.

"Erh, how exactly did a dragon become the pet of a morta- I mean, human?"

"Fuck if I know. Karl Franz though is an asshole. Reunited the damned Empire, so now we have to deal with the Imperial Navy, then robbed us of our victory at Altdorf. And if that wasn't enough, the bastard isn't incompetent."

"...I see?"

"Usually the Empire's... Well, Emperors are woefully incompetent to the task. Now, guess our luck? They get an EMPEROR WHO CAN FUCK COUNT PAST TWELVE!"

"That seems a little extreme to be yelling."

"The gods cursed us, damn it. Karl Franz is not only an asshole with a enchanted hammer, dragon, and griffon, but an asshole who people like!"

"...Still doesn't sound like a bad thing."

The Chaos Knight sighs.

"He's just breaking tradition of emperor's being incompetent and assholes to their peasants. Now he's extraordinarily competent and a nice guy... Next thing you know, Chaos will be a thing of the past since the southerners have no reason to rebel! But then again, all those damned witchhunters would be out of work..."

"Well... How big and strong is this dragon? I'm curious."

"Fuck if I know. I never seen him ride into battle. I did hear that it was a sun dragon though. Red scales, that sort of thing."

Actions.

>...Was it big as me? I mean, was it as big as the dragon who attacked Archaeon?
>Utterly unacceptable... Dragons shouldn't follow the commands of mortals.
>So basically the Empire has a competent Emperor and is fucking shit up for Chaos?
>So, has any other emperor ridden this dragon?
>Enchanted Hammer? What does it do?
>If you need me, I'll be on deck.
>...Flames, Fenrir? Maybe we should pay a visit to this mortal Emperor?
>What a lazy excuse for a dragon... Living in a zoo...
>How did they capture it?
>Write-in

>>700894
>Flames, Fenrir I feel like we should check out this lazy excuse of a dragon.
>How did they capture it?

"How did they capture a dragon?"

"From what I hear, they didn't. It just decided to stay there. Occasionally it eats an emperor or someone, but it protects the city when it's not sleeping... So we took advantage of that, of course. Now it's awake, blast it. I heard it's fighting in Bretonnia with Karl Franz."

"Well... I'll be right back."

Guys, we need to free a dragon from the slavery of laziness... Anyone veto?

Why do we care? Sounds like he's comfy.

Will there be food?

Actions.

>...Well, time to head back home for a while and get our wife to help us.
>...I think we should stay here, it's not bothering us, we're not bothering it.
>Let's try being friendly and talking to it as a lowly mortal.
>Let's try being friendly and talking to it as a dragon. That might give us bonus points.
>Well, I think we should take care of this impudent Emperor.
>...Let's talk to Khorne and see if he wants us to take care of Karl Franz.
>Eh, let's devastate their army and draw out this dragon. We are trying to help our brother's war effort, after all.
>Let's try to defeat it. We can't let it continue being lazy and dragging our race down with it.
>Flames, we can't let a dragon continue to be a disappointment to our species.
>Yes Fenrir, there will be lots of eating involved.
>Should we bring anyone? Like Raghilda or Cosntaniza?
>...Any bets that it's a female?
>Write-In

>>700962
>Well let's at least see it and talk to it first.
>And since you said he. Any bets that it's a female.

Well, let's see it and talk to it first. And since you said he, anyone bet it's a female?

Since powerful females seem to be sort of a reoccuring thing right now, I'm going to bet it's female.

Well, not everyone we encounter is going to be female... Though that would make life more interesting as the last male on earth...

Shut up Flames...

What about you?

Wait, what exactly are we betting on? Like, what are we putting up for the bet?

Actions

>It's just a friendly bet. Nothing's going up for bet.
>...I think it's a female. I agree with Fenrir.
>Flames, I agree. Not everyone we encounter is going to be female.
>Well, here's the bet... I propose that we all... (Specify what your going to put up for the bet)
>Write-in

>>701016
>...I think it's a female. I agree with Fenrir.

Well, I think it's a female. I agree with Fenrir.

Ha, watch as I'm right and you guys are wrong.

Coming from the furry.

Flames just sighs, frustrated, and you return to reality.

"Would you mind if I be excused?"

"Not a problem."

You excuse yourself and head up to the top deck...

Actions.

>...Maybe you should ask Raghilda to come with you?
>Your protecting Constaniza, and you can't protect her when your miles away... Maybe you should offer her a chance to come with you?
>You should get going now.
>...You aren't going yet, you have villages to sack and enslave...
>Maybe you should offer the Beserker or the Chaos Knight a chance to come with you? Or both?
>Write-in

>>701067
>Your protecting Constaniza, and you can't protect her when your miles away... Maybe you should offer her a chance to come with you?

You knock on Constaniza's cabin door, and wait patiently. The door opens to her.

"Oh, hey! I'm uh... Kinda busy."

"Doing what?"

"My bed collapsed when I sat on it... So I'm trying to fix it."

"Oh, right."

"I don't remember why, but anyways, what do you need?"

Actions.

>I'm here to ask if you wanted to come with me on an adventure.
>Just curious, can you speak Draconic at all?
>...I'm uh, sorry about breaking your bed. I might of fallen asleep on it in my half-dragon form. And forgotten it weighed that much.
>If you come with me, I bet I can get you a better bed. We might be doing some raiding while I fly.
>...Want to go on a date with me?
>I'm stopping and saying hi. Sorry for bothering you.
>Write-In

>>701166
>If you come with me, I bet I can get you a better bed. We might be doing some raiding while I fly.

"Hey, I'm going on an adventure. If you come with me I'll be able to get you a better bed since I might be dong some raiding."

"So uh, where are we going exactly?"

"Bretonnia, to find another dragon."

"Really? Cool! Are they like you?"

"I wouldn't think so. But maybe."

"Huh. Well, uh... Why exactly are we going?"

Actions.

>Well, a dragon has been rather lazy and has taken to living with humans, and serving them. So I plan on solving that.
>...Because it might be female, and a dragon. So why not? Also, I need to win a bet.
>I feel like getting some friends in a high place, really.
>Just come with me.
>...Did I say you could ask questions?
>...Well, honestly I just want to spend some time with a girl as sweet as you.
>I want to help my brother by taking care of the Imperial Army.
>Just sounds like fun.
>Write-In

>>701232

>Well, a dragon has been rather lazy and has taken to living with humans, and serving them. So I plan on solving that.
>...Because it might be female, and a dragon. So why not? Also, I need to win a bet.

It seems every time I get into your quests I seem to depopulate your threads. For this I am sorry

"Well, because it's a dragon who's gone soft and taken to living with humans and serving them. So I plan on solving that... Also because it might be female, and a dragon. So why not? I also need to win a bet, you see."

"Well, count me in then! I'd be happy to meet a dragon! Hopefully she's friendly!"

"...Well, I do too. Come on, meet me out on the hull."

"Sure!" She walks out with her blue robes... You of course follow suit and carefully shapeshift into a smaller version of your dragon form, and she climbs on. You fly off not too long afterwards towards Bretonnia.

After a little bit you slowly increase in size, and you hear her talk to you.

"Your huge! I never thought I'd see a dragon this large!"

"I get that a lot."

"Your back is a bit hard to sit on though..."

You fly and see in the distance a mountain, with a small village at the bottom. You also see a mix of castle and a chapel, with towers and flags... All of the towers fly three flags, one with a symbol similar to a iron cross, the second flag being a comet, and the third flag being a fiery heart with a cross in the middle, also reminding you of an iron cross... There also seems to be a stable outside the chapel-castle, holding barded warhorses and a few stableboys attending to it. Of course, this rests on a hill, and the chapel-castle has a palisade surrounding it and the village, which seems rather prosperous and peaceful, and a huge forest encompasses the terrain nearby. Both you and Constaniza seem a little tired...

Actions.

>...Oooh, a village to attack. Land outside of it, and roar and then laugh evilly. This is how raids begin, you know.
>...You are somewhat curious why a chapel is crossed with a castle. Land outside of it in your dragon form.
>...Maybe you should check if Constaniza's alright with you raiding this innocent village?
>Just continue flying...
>Land outside of the village and shift down... You need to find out where this army is, after all... (Specify what form)
>Fly off, but mark it in your mental map to raid once your done talking to that dragon...
>Gently land besides this village. You'll be a big friendly dragon... That'll make your PR extra good if there begins to be tales of a giant white dragon who's friendly to Imperials...
>Write-in

>>701439
>Gently land besides this village. You'll be a big friendly dragon... That'll make your PR extra good if there begins to be tales of a giant white dragon who's friendly to Imperials...

You gently set down beside the village, terrifying two well-dressed guards at the entrance who brace their halberds... And begin sweating of course. You enjoy their fear, but lower your head to their level... They stand there, not really knowing what to do.

Actions.

>...Hi! (Choose between shouting this out to the village, or just whispering it as quietly as you can to the two guards)
>...Erh, hello. I'm doing a bit of grocery shopping... I need women, slaves, gold, and butter. You wouldn't happen to have any of that here, would you?
>Nom. Who's going to miss a few guards?
>Would any of you know where the Empire's army is? I need to talk to someone.
>Why don't you run along and get me the mayor? And a drink?
>What's with the church-castle here? I'm curious.
>It's nice to meet the two of you. What's your names?
>...Try to put on a smile? And be nice? This sounds sort of foreign though...
>Write-In

>>701524
>What's with the church-castle here? I'm curious.
>It's nice to meet the two of you. What's your names?
>...Try to put on a smile? And be nice? This sounds sort of foreign though...

>>701524
>...Hi! (Choose between shouting this out to the village, or just whispering it as quietly as you can to the two guards)
>Quietly
Just when I have to leave someone else joins!

You try to put on a smile, and be as nice as possible.
You personally find this very jarring and weird, since you are very used to inciting fear in people, I mean, that's what mortals usually think when they see you after all.

"It's nice to meet the two of you! I'm Renexizious. What's your name?"

One of the guards snaps out of it.

"I-I'm Lars... Please don't eat me!"

"Who said anything about eating? You seem like a nice enough guy... Now, what about him?"

"H-he's Berman..."

"I see. It's nice to meet the two of you! Would you mind if I ask you a few questions?'

"L-like what?"

'Oh, you know. What's with the church castle up there?"

"T-that's the chapelhouse of t-the Order of the Firery Heart... T-they're knights my lord!"

"I see. Well, thank you mortal! You are very... Erh... Kind?"

...This feels weird.

It does, but it's nice. I don't think Constaniza would like us sacking this town.

You turn your attention back to them.

Actions.

>The Order of the Flaming Heart, eh? Well, could you introduce me to them? I'd love to make my acquaintance.
>I'd like to offer my protection services. It's a small sum of money, but in exchange I'll protect you and your village.
>Could I talk to the mayor, please?
>You all seem like fine people. You know, I don't know why mortals are so terrified of me.
>Since I feel generous today, I'd like to help your village by giving you all a nice sum of money... About five-hundred gold coins.
>I see. Could you get me some alcohol and butter, please? I'd thank you kindly for some.
>Laugh gently at the other guard being terrified of you. How silly some mortal should get scared of YOU.
>Erh, is the other guard alright?
>Meet one of my friends, Constaniza. She's a nice girl.
>Excuse me, but I need to get going... Could you tell me where the army is?
>Shift down to smaller size or different form?
>Pull a trick in the book... Ask for butter, and if they bring you some, drink it and shift slowly... I mean, it is the only thing that can quench your thirst...
>Would you mind if I stepped inside your village? I promise to be careful about it.
>Write-In

>>701639
>Erh, is the other guard alright?
>Meet one of my friends, Constaniza. She's a nice girl.

"Erh, is the other guard alright?"

"I-I'll check on him..."

He shakes Berman who snaps out of it.

"Dragon! Sound the ala-" You extend a claw over his mouth, and shush him.

"I'm not here to loot and pillage your village... Maybe another dragon would do that, but not me."

The two guards still seem nervous, but a little less now...

"But anyways, meet my friend, Constaniza... She's a nice girl. Aren't you, Constaniza?"

"Huh? Yeah! Nice to meet you two."

"Now, a-"

"W-what do you want?" the first guard says.

Actions

>I just want to be friendly... I rarely get to be friendly to anyone else.
>Get close to him, and whisper quietly your just being friendly so Constaniza doesn't think anything bad of you.
>Well, I just want you all to come with me peacefully...
>Laugh heartily... You don't want anything at all!
>Well, I was hoping you could give me directions.
>I'm hoping your village won't mind if I sleep a little bit next to it.
>Does your village have an inn I can stay at?
>Come on, let's stop dwelling on what I want, and instead talk some more. I enjoy mortal companionship.
>Squish him for interrupting you.
>Could all of you get the townsfolk? I'd like to introduce myself to them.
>...Just remember that not all dragons are assholes. I should get going now, but it was a pleasure to meet the two of you.
>Could you get a knight? I wish to talk to this order...
>Write-in

>>701758
>Does your village have an inn I can stay at?

"Well, I was hoping that your village has an inn I could stay at."

"Y-yes we do, my lord."

"Good! Well, would you care if I stayed there for the night?"

"I-I would assume that no one would care, my lord."

Actions.

>Thank them for their hospitality!
>Shift down and enter the town. (Specify what form)
>...Shift down? What are you, an idiot? You'll carefully maneuver to the inn, and tap a claw on the door and ask if you can stay for a night.
>Continue talking to the guards!
>Casually mention how they'll be serving you one day. It's fun to foreshadow!
>Write-In

>>701787
>>Thank them for their hospitality!
>>Shift down and enter the town. (Specify what form)
>>Half-dragon

"I thank the two of you for your hospitality!"

You shift down into your half-dragon form, and the guards open the gate for you, somewhat nervous.

So uh... Is this a new leaf your turning over? Or is this just because your tired and possibly drunk?

I didn't drink that much last night...

Actions.

>I'm just doing this so I don't get killed in my sleep, God.
>Well, I enjoy being nice to people when I can... Or if I feel like it.
>...I may be a little bipolar at times, I admit.
>Goddamn it, now I need to go out and brutally enslave a village.
>Listen, just because I enslave men, women, and children, eat people and give their souls to Chaos Gods who torture them, and generally do bad stuff, doesn't mean I have to demand sleeping quarters...
>This is only for Constaniza. (Renexizious will try to be nice around Constaniza.)
>Well... I'm trying to apologize in a sense to Frankizka. She's kind of pissed off because I did some evil stuff, so now I'm trying to do some good stuff.
>...I've been meaning to try and be a nicer person. I mean, everyone likes nice people, and I am a ruler after all... (Renexizious becomes a little more... Kinder and nice to humans?)
>...I sort of always wanted to be a gentle giant. Sounds like fun, to be honest.
>...Consider this an "alter-ego".
>I'm just doing this so the dragon community stops being labeled as evil.
>I'm just a little drunk.
>Write-in

>>701843
>This is only for Constaniza. (Renexizious will try to be nice around Constaniza.)

Nope. Just doing this for Constaniza.

...So we're only being nice because we have a friend by us?

Yeah.

Under literally any other conditions we'd sack, pillage, and possibly tumble this town?

Yeah.

...

What?

...Nothing. I'm just going to say that it would be interesting if you just suddenly turned nice. I can dream, you know.

Pfh, yeah you fucking furry.

Yeah, eventually your going to slip up and be a dick around her, but whatever... Have fun.

You return to reality, and approach the tavern door.

"Huh, southern villages seem a lot different. And a little warm in my opinion."

"Yeah."

The two of you enter the bar, and shock the bartender.

"W-what are you?!"

"Relax, I'm just here for a bedroom."

He seems a little suspicious, but then Constaniza steps in.

"Come on, is something wrong with him? He's perfectly harmless..."

"What she said."

"...I'll give you a room for one gold each."

"I see."

Actions.

>...How about half of a gold per room?
>I'll take one room. You can sleep with me, Constaniza.
>How about two rooms? One for me, one for you.
>...I'm sleeping outside.
>That's better. Why do you humans get shocked at everything that's not pink and fleshy?
>Well, I wouldn't say harmless...
>Write-In

>>701909
>I'll take one room. You can sleep with me, Constaniza.

>>701932
Supporting

"I'll take one room. You can sleep with me, Constaniza."

"I was hoping for two rooms... But then again, I never did sleep with someone who I'm friends with. So I'll set up your hammock in there."

"...Why can't you sleep with me on the bed?"

"Well, we're friends... That would be kind of weird, sorry if you were hoping for that."

"...I see."

"I-I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just saying it would be kind of weird if I slept in the same bed as you."

Actions.

>...Listen, you don't have to explain yourself to me. It's fine if you don't want to sleep with me.
>...Sigh, and get her a second room. Women need their privacy, after all.
>...You know, since we're friends why don't you hang the hammock over me? I mean, I am your protector after all?
>Don't worry, your like a little sister to me. I'm like your big brother in a sense. (Charisma to not make this weird.)
>...Do you even realize I have feelings for you?
>...Come on, we can sleep together. Friends do that all the time. (Charisma, HARD)
>Fine, but I worry about you a lot... So my tail might wrap around you or be ontop of you just to make sure your still there.
>Write-in

>>701971
>...Come on, we can sleep together. Friends do that all the time. (Charisma, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+5. Additional +2 if you can say something convincing so she'll sleep in the same bed as you.

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>701991
Rollan.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>701991
Come on, I can provide extra warmth.

12+5=17

Borderline Success.

"...Well, come on. I can provide extra warmth."

"Erh, sorry but you emanate cold. I'd be freezing..."

"...Well... Come on, we can sleep together. Friends do that all the time."

"That's weird... But I mean... Well... I don't want to be mean to you, so... Alright..."

"Thank you."

You can tell she seems sort of uncomfortable.
"Would you mind if you wait out here? I need to get out of my robes."

"...I can help you, you know."

"I don't think friends do that... And I have a specific type of robe I wear when I sleep. It's a uh, gift from my parents before they passed away."

"...A nightgown?"

"...I think that's what it was called? Just wait out here while I get dressed. It won't take long."

Actions.

>...I would never invade your privacy. You have my word.
>I got it. I won't peek or anything. (Lie)
>...I'll talk to the bartender then.
>...Please? Trust me. We're friends. And friends do this all the time. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...I'm not that cold, God.
>If you need me, I'll be drinking a little.
>Just sleep in your robes then. I'm exhausted.
>...Who were your parents anyways?
>Write-In

>>702039
>...Who were your parents anyways?

>>702039
>I got it. I won't peak or anything. (Lie)

"Would you mind if I ask who your parents were?"

"Well... I remember they came from the south. I think from the Empire."

"Huh."

"Anyways, I'll tell you when you can come out in a little bit, alright?"

"Got it."

The Bartender takes her to her room. and you take a seat... And quickly order a little bit of mead. He gives it to you for only two gold.

"Thank you..." You chug it down, and start conspiring on how exactly to watch her undress. Meanwhile, the bartender rubs the table...

Actions.

>...Maybe you should talk to the bartender while Constainza is undressing.
>...Excuse me, but I need to check on her... (As in, peek in.)
>...She'll enjoy your company while she undresses. One way or the other. Barge in there while she's undressing.
>...So uh, Bartender? Can you give be another one? I sort of want to vent some stuff to some mortal who cares very little about my problems.
>...Bartender, I'm running a little low on coin... Is there any problems nearby?
>Bartender, what's your name?
>...Mortal, I'll be taking that gold coin back please. While Constaniza isn't looking.
>...Excuse me, but do you have a refrigerator? I would be willing to freeze it over and give you plenty of ice in exchange for some coin.
>Just wait patiently.
>Write-In

>>702073
>Excuse me, I need to check on her.

>>702073
>...Excuse me, but I need to check on her... (As in, peek in.)

"If you excuse me... I need to check on her."

You excuse yourself from the bartender, and sneak down the hallway to her room... You carefully shift into your elven form to not get caught.

Roll me a 1d20+2 for spying on your friend.

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>702107
Rolling for peeking.

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>702107
Sneeki breeki

17+2=19

Great Success!

You carefully unlock and open the door to the room, and peek in... You see her undressing, her fine, small pale white ass, with her small petite body, covered in blue Tzeentchian tattoos, body paint and... You slightly notice blue feathers on her hand, very small ones which she notices slightly, and is quite agitated, and begins to pluck them out... Apparently hurting her. She hides the blue feathers in her blue robes, and promptly takes a small bandage out to wrap around her hands... But other then that, she is a specimen of fine human... Well, ass and tits. She then bends over to grab her nightgown as you watch, interested in her body... You can't help but feel slightly aroused, and continue watching her until she gets fully dressed... Which you silently close the door, shift back into your half-dragon form, and wait patiently... You do feel your hand slightly go down to your pelvis, until you hear her yell that she's done. You shake your thoughts out of your head, and enter the room. She seems to be in bed already, resting in a nightgown covering her... Though not her Tzeentchian body paint and tattoos. Which you look at, slightly tempted.

Actions.

>...Maybe you should ruffle around in her robes for those feathers? Just as a uh... Reminder. Right.
>...Go to sleep thinking of her... Hmmh...
>Shapeshift to your human form. Or a different one, if you will...
>...Pat her on the head slightly.
>Notify her that your tail has a "mind of it's own" and may wrap around her legs a little bit.
>...Maybe you should talk to her.
>Just saying that you should really, really listen closely in case anyone looks in. I'm your protector, you know. And know that if anyone peeks in on you, you should tell me right away.
>Write-in

>>702189
>Shift into human form.
To tumble or not to tumble.

>>702203
This.

You shift into your human form, and squeeze in next to her. You can't help but be slightly agitated that you aren't sleeping in any other form, but this will do...

"Can I talk a little bit?"

"Gladly."

"This might sound a little stupid, but flying up that far was... Well, it was awesome. If a little terrifying, just saying."

Actions.

>...So uh... Want to tumble a little?
>...Listen, I'm tired... Just go to sleep please.
>I'd never drop you. We're friends after all.
>...Could I tell you something?
>You know, I think I like you better then Raghilda... She's a little too blunt. Maybe you should come with me instead of her.
>Hey uh... Once this is done, why don't you come with me to my family?
>...You know, if you were anyone else I would of pillaged and burned this town down.
>...Pretend your asleep and wait for her to pass out... You want a closer look at those feathers she plucked out of her body.
>So uh, are you mutated at all?
>Write-in

>>702260
>I'd never drop you. We're friends after all.
>...Could I tell you something?

>>702278
This.

"I'd never drop you. We're friends after all... But could I tell you something?"

"Huh? What is it?"

Actions

>...Nevermind. Sorry.
>...I think I'm a little attracted to you. Is that wrong? Or would you like to go deeper?
>...I think I'm in love with you.
>...Well, kiss her?
>...Well... It's about my wives. I sort of want to rant about them.
>Just saying, thank you for letting me sleep with you.
>...Could I shift back to my half-dragon form to sleep in? I won't get in your way, I promise.
>...I know about you and the fact you have slight feathers.
>Act drunk and disorderly!
>I don't think we're friends... I think we're best friends.
>I have something else to tell you... (Specify)
>I think of you like a little daughter...
>How would you like to be mutated?
>Write-in

>>702308
>...I think I'm a little attracted to you. Is that wrong? Or would you like to go deeper?

>>702308
>I think I'm a little attracted to you. Is that wrong?

"...I think I'm a little attracted to you. Is that wrong? Or would you like to explore this relationship deeper?"

"Erh, what?"

"I'm attracted to you."

She seems nervous again, and a little shy.

"I-I'm... Uh... I don't know what to say... But uh..."

"Come on..."

"C-can we just erh... I'm sorry... But I just would like to be friends... I mean... Listen, I like you... You're a nice guy, unlike a lot of other people... But uh... I just..."

"Come on, say it."

"I just would rather have a friend... I've never had that before. It's fun."

"Well... A relationship doesn't mean we can stop being friends."

"...I'm just... I'm sorry for this... But I don't want a relationship. I just want a friend who I can talk to. I mean... You're a dragon talking to me and trying to be my friend. That's awesome... And really nice. Thank you... I just don't know what else to say. I-I'm sorry... I'm very sorry if your saddened by what I said, alright?"

Actions.

>...I see. I'm sorry for telling you this.
>...Why aren't you attracted to me?
>...I think I should show you my bad-boy persona instead. If being nice isn't enough.
>...Did I say you had a choice in this?
>...I'm confused. What?
>So you want to be friends because you want to hang out with me without worrying about sex or anything?
>...Fine then. You'll fall in love with me in time, like all the other girls.
>...You'll prove a hard conquest. I like it.
>...You're being a little mean... How could you hurt my heart like that?
>I never said I wanted you to be my girlfriend. I just said I felt like we're good friends.
>It's fine. You're so nice trying not to hurt my feelings. It's a nice change of pace from my other wives...
>Write-in

>>702387
>...I see. I'm sorry for telling you this.

"...I see. I'm sorry for telling you this."

"I'm sorry too... Let's uh..." She goes quiet for a little bit.
"I'm going to sleep... I just want to say your a nice guy, and thank you for being my friend."

After a little bit, she falls asleep.

Wow. Sounds like you just got friendzoned. This is what, your fifth wife-to-be? I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

Actions.

>...I'll win her over, don't you worry.
>...Should I continue being nice around her or more tough? Sounds like she loves nice people.
>Oh, shut up you. I'm just going to try and ignore my attraction for her from now on.
>...Well, who said I can't just continue to like her in secret?
>Fuck off. I need some privacy.
>I'll be the nicest guy she's ever known... Muahahaha...
>She's not going to be my fifth wife, damn it.
>...I really, really should stop getting wives.
>I'm alright with being friends, God... (Lie or truth)
>Write-In

>>702442
>It's not over yet flames. It's not over yet.

>>702442
>I'm alright with being friends, God... (Lie)

...I'm alright with being friends, God...

You secretly think to yourself that it's not over. Not by a longshot, as you sleep quietly... And think about Constaniza's fine ass...

Eventually you wake up in the morning, get out of bed, and shift into your half-dragon form. It doesn't seem like she's woken up yet...

Actions.

>...Time to channel being a nice guy... What would a nice guy do? Get his unofficial girlfriend some breakfast in bed? And put her clothes on the bed nicely folded?
>...Maybe you should ruffle through her robes for those feathers? Your curious about them.
>...Just continue to lay here, what else?
>...Cautiously pet her with your draconic tail... Soon she will be yours... Muahwahawha...
>...Go out of the room and get some food and drink for yourself.
>Wake her up, loudly.
>Wake her up, softly.
>Write-In

>>702468
>...Time to channel being a nice guy... What would a nice guy do? Get his unofficial girlfriend some breakfast in bed? And put her clothes on the bed nicely folded?
>...Maybe you should ruffle through her robes for those feathers? Your curious about them.
In that order.

You decide to be the nicest guy you can be. So you calmly get out of the room, and tell the bartender to get her the finest breakfast he can make. You hand him fourteen gold, and he begins to make it, while you head back to your room and begin to ruffle through her blue robes for her feathers, which you take. You note they are quite blue and much larger up close, and you pocket them...

Should we be concerned she has slight feathers, bro?

Actions.

>...What, would you prefer she had fur, you furry?
>What? Of course not.
>...That only makes her more attractive, to be honest.
>Well, I intend on confronting her tonight on why she's sprouting feathers.
>...Not unless she starts sprouting it all over her body, no.
>It's a side effect of her worshiping Tzeentch.
>...If you hold on, I'm going to sniff these a little and remind myself of last night.
>...I intend to find something to remove her mutation which is causing her to sprout feathers.
>...Do you think we could get her away from Tzeentch and towards a god who mutates their followers a lot less?
>Write-In

>>702504
>It's a side effect of her worshiping Tzeentch.
>...I intend to find something to remove her mutation which is causing her to sprout feathers.

>>702504
>Would you prefer she had fur?

>>702504
>...What, would you prefer she had fur, you furry?
>...Not unless she starts sprouting it all over her body, no.
>It's a side effect of her worshiping Tzeentch.

It's a side effect of her worshipping Tzeentch. And I intend to find something to remove her mutation which is causing her to sprout feathers... Besides, would you prefer she had fur?

Fuck you.

Is that a yes or no?

Stop projecting on me, damn it.

Actions.

>Listen, it's fine if you prefer girls with fur. I prefer girls with scales myself.
>Me? Projecting? You fucking wish I was.
>...Serious question, would you fuck a werewolf? I'll give you ten seconds to answer that.
>You know, if anyone actually looked at the conversations we had in our heads they'd think we're degenerates or something, and all we think about is sex and conquest.
>Flames, I'm just giving you shit because you are literally the only person I know who's tumbling someone with fur. I mean, sure a neckbeard might try that, but that's something entirely else, because they probably are degenerates who sit in their mom's basements and read Japanese books or shit... You don't like those, do you?
>Can we both agree we love all our wives equally?
>...How did you know you fuckwad?
>Write-In

>>702567
>Can we both agree we love all our wives equally?

>>702567
>Serious question would you fuck a werewolf? I'll give you ten seconds to answer that.

I need to know.

>>702580
This.

Can we both agree to love all our wives equally?

Well, yeah. I love all of our wives. Yours and mine.

Same. I'm just giving you shit... But serious question, would you fuck a werewolf, I'll give you ten seconds.

What?

Ten.

I mean... What?

Roll me a 1d20+6 if you can get him to tell the truth or not. Additional +2 if you can "encourage him" to spill the beans.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>702609
Think of all that soft fur, man.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>702613
Aiding roll

Come on man... Think of all the soft fur you can pet...

You hear him protest a little...

...Well... Are we talking about hungry as fucking shit and can only think about eating? Or are we talking about werewolves who just act like normal people?

...What's your answers to both?

Well, fuck the guys who want to eat people... I mean, that's our job... But maybe one who acted like a normal person...

Hm... Alright, what if it can transform or not?

...I wouldn't care?

So, yes, you would fuck a werewolf?

WITHIN CERTAIN PERIMETERS!

...I can already see it now... Flame's Flaming Furry Harem.

...I already regret saying yes... But just for the record, I'd tumble her even in her human form.

Never said it was a female.

YOU SON OF A BIT-

Heh, Flames The Gay Furry.

I'm going to take up smoking now.

Heh, you better.

...But would you? Just curious.

Actions.

>Laugh him off.
>Hell no I wouldn't. (Lie or Truth)
>...Well... I mean... Let's talk about something else.
>Coming from the gay furry, that's not saying much.
>...Heh, just saying your good for a laugh. I don't blame you for it though.
>...There there Flames. Maybe one day someone will be able to sate your raging fetish for fur.
>Go back to reality. You have all the answers you need.
>Fuck, if I grow a third head I either want it to be like you, or not even close.
>...Imagine the kids though. That would... Erh... Werewolf Half-dragons? Is that a thing?
>...Well, when we get home I'll find you a cute werewolf for you. Ok?
>Write-In

>>702648
>...Well, when we get home I'll find you a cute werewolf for you. Ok?

>>702648
>A female werewolf if she can transform. And only in her human form.
This is what the right answer is if your looking to avoid being called a furry.
>Well when we get home I'll find a cute werewolf for you. Ok?

>>702681
This.

"For the record, if you want to be avoid being called a furry, just say a female werewolf if she can transform. And only in her human form. But when we get home, I'll find a cute werewolf for you, ok?"

Listen... I'd just about fuck anyone. But you didn't answer my question.

Actions

>Same as you, honestly.
>...Only if I closed my eyes and dreamed of Sweden.
>Ha, fuck you furry.
>...Don't worry, I won't tell Fenrir.
>Do you think mom would care?
>Well, at least our respective wives will be skin-coated. Mine have scales and flesh, while yours have scales.
>...Do you want Chrysoula or another wife?
>...Heh, remember that one thing? You know, about that werewolf we watched with Khorne who kicked Russian conscript ass? Want one like him or something?
>...Would you fuck a skaven?
>Write-In

>>702708
>A female werewolf if she can transform. And only in her human form
>Activate shit eating grin.

>>702708
>Same as you, honestly.
>...Would you fuck a skaven?

A female werewolf if she can transform. And only in her human form.

Wow, thanks.

You can't help but activate a shit eating grin.

But honestly, the same as you... But would you fuck a skaven?

NO.

Good.

...Heh, maybe when we get back we can share the werewolf wife?

...Seriously?

What? I thought we shared our wives.

...In what sense?

You can tumble mine, I can tumble yours, since we share the same body and both of our time we spend with our wives is cut short, unless the other objects.

Actions.

>...Yeah, I was just a little confused about the wording.
>...I knew you were a furry... But a cuckold as well?!
>Well, that's nice to know. I'll make sure to be a little more forward towards Chrysoula...
>How about this, I can tumble your wives, but you stay the fuck away from mine?
>Sure. I'd be up for sharing a werewolf wife.
>...Seriously, is all we ever talk about is sex and conquering people?
>...Why wouldn't you fuck a skaven? What's the line you draw?
>...Erh, well I wouldn't fuck a minotaur. Just saying.
>H-hold on a moment... Are you purposely trying to get wives covered in fur so I don't tumble them?
>Great. Now this is weird.
>I'm going back to reality.
>Write-In

>>702773
>...Why wouldn't you fuck a skaven? What's the line you draw?
>Well, that's nice to know. I'll make sure to be a little more forward towards Chrysoula...

>>702773
>Well that's nice to know.
Finally the go ahead I was waiting for to tumble Chrysoula.

Well, that's nice to know. I'll make sure to be a little more forward towards Chrysoula.

Yeah. I was kind of confused why you weren't tumbling her a lot... Just saying, don't try to replacement and make her YOUR wife. Please? I mean, she's the only friend or girlfriend I have besides you and Flames... And I don't want to lose her again.

Worried that I could steal her?

...You could impersonate me and make her never hear from me again... So I am.

Quick question, why won't you fuck a Skaven?

They talk funny, taste terrible I bet, and are fucking ugly as shit. And they're rats. Besides, would you fuck one?

You nearly puke.

Also, they're evil as shit. I'd only fuck one if she was nice, talked semi-normal, and was SOMEWHAT attractive. And had muscles.

...Muscles?

Well... I like women with muscles. Not outrageous... But I enjoy strong women. Mostly because it's somewhat equal then.

Actions.

>Got it. I'll see you around.
>...Don't worry, I won't make her my wife. (Lie or Truth)
>...If you want, I can pretend to be you while tumbling her.
>...You know that any wife you take will be having my kids. Just saying?
>Erh, any advice to tumble Chrysoula? Just curious.
>Well, personally I prefer smaller women...
>I will agree, strong and tall women are the thing.
>...I'm curious, does she have any feelings towards me?
>...I'm going back.
>If you made a skaven into that, they're no longer a skaven.
>Write-In

I was partially wondering if anons liked Chrysoula or not. Now I know, I guess.

>>702843
>...I'm curious, does she have any feelings towards me?

>>702843
>Implying we don't bed most if not all of the somewhat interesting female characters.
I was always thinking about trying to.
I was just worried about flame salt.
It's a non factor now though.
>>702873
Supporting.

I'm curious... Does she have any feelings towards me?

...Eh, sort of. She likes soft guys like me. Probably because she's been around tough and strong men most of her life, and she's personally tough and strong. Though she has stated that she's thankful for being free towards you. Don't think she loves you or anything.

I see.

Actions.

>...Well, I suppose I'll try to win her affection first.
>I'll just pretend to be you.
>...What if I "opened up" to her and revealed my soft side?
>...Just curious, you remember that Yuan-Ti? You know, the one we played D&D with?
>...Well, she'll learn to like "big and strong" people like me soon enough.
>...How many wives are we going to end up with before this ends?!
>Do you think mom would be proud of us just tumbling basically every interesting woman we know?
>Write-In

>>702897
>...Just curious, you remember that Yuan-Ti? You know, the one we played D&D with?

Just curious, you remember that Yuan-Ti? The semi-liberal one which we played D&D with?

Yeah?

Well, why don't we try to court her next?

...Man, we're jumping all over the place. I liked her too, but just curious... What about Lorriana?

What about her?

We sort of had a thing going. And she is our scientist who can make laser weaponry... And we barely talk to or know her. And she's a dragon...

Right... Well, I'll think about it.

...Hey uh, mind if this takes a more... Serious turn?

Serious? How?

...You remember Mikhal's mom?

...Oh. That kind of serious.

I've been thinking... We should apologize to her, at least... I mean, we did... You know.

Yeah.

And maybe we should set up a relationship... Real or not, so Mikhal starts adjusting to us a little.

She had a husband though.

...It's up to you. But I don't want Mikhal to grow up and find out we raped his mother...

Actions.

>...Listen, let's go back to talking about something else.
>...Let's turn back to Lorriana then...
>Let's talk about that Yuan-Ti then.
>...No. I won't do that. I don't want to deal with emotional baggage.
>...Do you think I should do that for my bastard daughter as well?
>...Fake then.
>...I always wanted a nice Elven ass with me while I rule.
>...We're going to need a much, much bigger bed, aren't we?
>Write-In

If an anon could remind me, what was the D&D Yuan Ti's name? I completely forgot

>>702956
>Let's talk about that Yuan-Ti then.
Uhhh... There's quite a few threads missing from the archive.

>>702956
>Do you think I should do this with my bastard daughter as well?
>>702992
We had a bastard child with an elf apparently.
We met them.

Well, let's talk about Kristana then.

Was that her name?

I don't remember... So, you like her or not?

Pretty cute. I mean, snaketail and all... But she's a bit of a liberal. But she's also cute for knowing a little bit of magic.

Actions

>I'd like to just remain friends with her, honestly.
>...Tumble it is. What's next on the agenda?
>You know, I'd like to have a nerd friend who isn't my girlfriend.
>...I was just thinking about another D&D session, honestly.
>...Hey uh, how would you like Chrysoula bigger and stronger again? That sounds pretty cool.
>You know, maybe we should make her a responsible, religious conservative woman like most Yuan-Ti.
>...Let's see about adding more scales to her by making her a half-dragon though.
>A little bit of liberalism never hurt anyone.
>I'm going back to reality.
>Write-In

>>703021
No, no, I'm up to current. I just noticed we can't really go back and referemce anything from those lost threads.

>>703031
testing spoilers. You wanna know a something?
>>703028
>Tumble it is then.

I'm afraid to know anon.

Well, tumble it is then.

Right... So, what about the Lorriana question?

Tumbling her?

She's a dragon... Also I like her. A little bit nerdy, but yeah... I can fix that...

Actions.

>Go for it. I don't really care.
>...I also have an interest in her.
>Man, we're going to be busy when we get back home... I like it.
>We'll date all of these women when we get back, ok?
>...Let's talk about other women until we get THIS woman in particular, ok?
>Write-in

>>703064
>I also have an interest in her

I was one of the anons that started the claw rape incident. I also gave him the stroke and gave both us and him autism.

Remember that OP?
Interesting times.

>>703064
>...Let's not talk about other women until we get THIS woman in particular, ok?
Breakfast is ready.

>>703064
>Man, we're going to be busy when we get back home... I like it.

>>703080
I am both horrified and intrigued

>>703080
Ignoring that anon. Heavily.

Well, I also have an interest in her.

Yeah... Let's talk about this once we're done, alright?

Got it.

You return to reality, and find that breakfast was done while you were talking. You of course take it to Constaniza's room, and carefully fold her clothes.

You poke her on the shoulder, and she wakes up.

"Huh? What is it?"

"I uh... Well, I made you breakfast."

"Huh? Really? Thank you. I thought that I made you sad last night."

"Huh? It's fine. I'm used to rejection."

You hand her breakfast and she begins to eat a little.. Well, savagely.

"So uh, how did you sleep?"

"Beautifully."

"That's good. Anyways... What are we doing today?"

"Besides flying to find the dragon?"

"Yeah." She says, while eating some bread.

Actions.

>...Well... I was planning to raid a town or two.
>...Erh... Well, we're leaving soon. Grab the bed though, I'm taking it with us back to the longship.
>I might be visiting those knights... You might not to come since your a Tzeentchian.
>Want to come with me to visit the knights on the hill?
>I was planning to drink for a bit and wait until you get dressed.
>...Treat her like she's already one of your wives. Give her a kiss.
>...Sigh. Your going to lower yourself... But say you're going to help this village with it's problems or something.
>...Say that she should stay here until you come back. You should fly on alone...
>Write-In

>>703106
>...Sigh. Your going to lower yourself... But say you're going to help this village with it's problems or something.
We can do work in exchange for the supplies to set up a rudimentary mutagen lab.

>>703106
>I was planning to drink for a bit and wait until you get dressed.
>1d20+6 for stealth

>>703120
And this.

>>703106
I've been here for the last few threads. Definitely around the shit talk thread and the Hitler one. Also the previous one.
>>703115
Supporting.

"Well... I was planning to drink and wait until your get dressed... But this village needs a hero. Probably..."

"Right... Uh, I'll stay here and read a little then."

"...And get dressed, hopefully?"

"Yeah. Anyways, you should get going..."

"Got it."

You take leave of the room, and she stops you.

"Hey uh... Once your out there, could you bring me back a bandage or two?"

"Why?"

"...Tzeentch gave me a mutation which makes me grow feathers while I sleep, alright? It's annoying, and I try my best to get rid of it so I don't look strange..."

Actions.

>...That's good. I don't like feathers on my wom- I mean, friends.
>Come on, if someone gives you a gift you should keep it.
>Thank you for telling me...
>Wait, every night? How fast does it grow?
>...Your lucky you didn't get anything else.
>I'm figuring out something to fix it, don't worry.
>I saw it last night.
>...I see. I'll find you a bandage soon.
>...I like women who shave, personally...
>Write-in

>>703164
>Wait, every night? How fast does it grow?
>...Your lucky you didn't get anything else.
>Mention the eye as if Khorne gave it to us

>>703164
>Wait, every night? How fast does it grow?
>...Your lucky you didn't get anything else.
>I'm figuring out something to fix it, don't worry.
>I saw it last night.

"Wait, every night? How fast does it grow?"

"...Well, by seven days I'm essentially covered in it... It's warm at the least, but makes conversations a little strange... I tend to let it grow when it's winter."

"I see. Well, your lucky you didn't get anything else."

"Well, it's what happens when you worship Tzeentch. I'm thankful and all, though."

"That's good... Anyways, I got this eye from a big firery and warlike man, you probably heard of him." You say while pointing towards your eyepatch.

"You got blessed by..."

"Yeah. But I saw it last night."

She seems a little confused.

"Erh... How? I would of been naked..."

Actions

>...I might of slightly spied on you. Sorry.
>Shit! I uh... Saw this growing from your... Erh, face.
>This was in your robes when I folded them up.
>Change topic! Do you want the feathers or not?
>...I uh, think your feathers are beautiful.
>If you want, I bet I can non-painfully remove them with my claws...
>Yeah, I have this annoying growth on my pelvis whenever I see a female... Maybe at some time or another you can help me get rid of it?
>Write-In

>>703253
>tfw you put red in the wrong dialogue
just cuck my shit up famalam.

>>703253
>This was in your robes when I folded them up.

I didn't even notice

>>703260
This.

"Erh, this was in your robes when I folded them up."

You show Constainza her feathers.

"Oh... Sorry for assuming the worst... Erh, if you want you can keep them."

"Thanks."

"If you need me, I'm going to be dressing... Could you step out?"

"Sure."

You begin to step out...

Actions.

>...You'll spy on her a dressing again... That ass will be perfect.
>...Erh, maybe you should get to helping the village instead of spying on beautiful women with feathers?
>...You have a slight idea... What if your tail happened to "accidentally" lift her robes while she was stripping down and put them where she'd have to... Well, enter a position which slightly made her more attractive, not to mention unable to notice you?
>Write-in

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>703286
>...You'll spy on her a dressing again... That ass will be perfect.

You decide to spy on her again and leave the room...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for more lewd writing, I suppose.

Samefagging allowed, and good job pre-rolling because I don't take pre-rolls.

Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>703324

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>703324
Spying intensifies.

>>703329
Always at the worst times.

Use Barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.

>>703333
Yes.

>>703333
Yes
Peek barbarically.

Roll me a 1d20 to peek like a barbarian.

>>703333
>Yes
Sorry about that pre-rolling. I had to go somewhere and I didn't want to miss the rolling

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>703339

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>703339
Believing in the heart of the dice.

>>703341
How... unfortunate.

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>>703347
Wew.
Peeking to our hearts content.

Ctits?

Never before has a typo been more accurate

Critical Success!

You get a... Really, really good look on her. She undresses and you even get a look at her more... Private parts... Still unravaged by the dragon body... Not to mention those perfect nordic breasts... Her sweet hair...
You put your hand down towards your pelvis violently, and let a primal instinct take over, while you watch without breaking eye contact... After a while you feel exhausted, and quickly retreat, and feel in a very, very good mood...

You come out and the bartender looks at you funny. You can only wonder why, though...

Actions.

>Ask the bartender if there's any work around...
>...Just get ready to leave.
>Maybe you should ask if he has a kitchen you can borrow for alchemy experimentation?
>...You are in the mood... Why don't you ask if there's any whore-houses around?
>...Leave... Maybe you can get some work from the mayor?
>Leave and visit the knight chapterhouse.
>Maybe those two guards could give you some work?
>Shift into your human form.
>Write-In

>>703366
>Leave and visit the knight chapterhouse.
>Offer our services

>>703366
>Maybe you should ask if he has a kitchen you can borrow for alchemy.

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

>>703369
I'll support this.
>>703366
>Looking at us funny
It better not be what I think it is.

You leave the tavern and head to the knight chapterhouse, which takes a little bit of a hike. You get a few... No, make that a lot of stares from everyone in the village, as you walk up to the knight chapterhouse. You see a handful of barded warhorses in a stable, and it seems everyone is inside... So you knock. After a little bit, a servant comes to you, and gives you a rather long look at you... And yells for the knights as he slams the door closed.

Great. Why the he-
You look at your tail, and notice the mark of Khorne on it. Which he saw, since it was by your feet...

Fucking... Goddamn it Khorne.

Actions.

>...Shift quickly! Maybe they'll think the servant is delirious! (Specify what form)
>Rush towards the brush! You'll hide there!
>...Who cares if you have an obvious looking mark of Khorne on you? Remain where you are.
>...Well, you need to get out of here, and fast... Steal a warhorse!
>...Dragon form. Time to negotiate with threats.
>Write-In

>>703399
>Shift human! Do it now!
That actually isn't as embarrassing as I thought it was.

>>703403
This.

You quickly shift...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can shift fast enough. Additional +2 if you can think up creative complaints to the Dark God of Khorne about your tail or anything else, really.

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>703414
What are you going to brand next? My ass?

>>703420
Just about to roll

Good job smartass.

You shift nearly instantly.

Goddamn it Khorne... What are you going to brand next, my ass?

Hey uh, I just got a message from Khorne. Which said your objection has been noted.

Really? Wh-

You feel a searing hot pain on your ass, and you twist your head and notice some steam coming from it... He didn't just...
You notice a small red Khornate symbol on where your tail grows. Great. At this rate you'll be covered with Khornate brands.

That fucking asshole...

He also asked if he could use you in advertising as part of the "Khornate Brand". Apparently this was sent by his secretary.

Secretary?

By a... Valkia the Bloody... Huh.

Really?

She says keep up the good work. And sent a smiley face.

...Smiley face?

Yeah. She says the Khornate Brand is a "gift" for cluttering up her mail.

Actions.

>...Is she a daemon or something?
>...Great, now if my ass is daemon infested... There'll be hell to pay.
>...Remind me never to complain about Khorne again.
>...Erh, can you send her a message if it's temporary or not?
>I bet the elves did this...
>...Erh, send a winky face please.
>Write-In

>>703451
>...Is she a daemon or something?
>...Remind me never to complain about Khorne again.

>>703451
>...Erh, can you send her a message if it's temporary or not?
>...Erh, send a winky face please.

Is she a daemon or something?

...Erh, a Daemon Princess of Khorne, yeah. In charge of the Valkyries.

Cool... Now remind me never to complain about Khorne again, and send her a message if it's temporary or not. And a winky face.

Got it... She says it'll come off in about "thirty years, give or take". And she sent a a message saying if you respond again she'll make sure to do something "a lot fucking harsher" She also sent a smiley face.

I see...

Actions.

>...Well, that's unacceptable. Try to contact her. As in call her.
>...Try to send her one of my world famous pick up lines, Fenrir.
>...Well, how about we respond after we're done with the knights?
>...Just spam her with winky faces, please.
>Erh, ask her if she has any other methods for taking off the symbol?
>Maybe you should send a message if she'd like to go out some time?
>Remind me to complain about Khorne a lot more.
>Write-In

>>703489
>Maybe you should send a message if she'd like to go out some time?
>How about a pick-up line? "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

Send her a message asking her if she'd like to go out some time... And a pickup line... I call it "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

That's fucking bad. You sure?

Do it.

...She just responded. She agrees but you'd have to summon her.

I see...

Oh... And she also sent something to annoy the shit out of us.

What?

She's annoyed and sent a Juggernaut of Khorne to bother us. She'll teleport it to where we are in about... An hour?

Actions.

>...What's a juggernaut?
>So uh... Is this bad or good?
>...We should go into the forest and make sure it doesn't bother us at all then.
>I don't think summoning a Daemon Princess is a good idea.
>Erh, can we send another pick up line? Maybe that might convince her not to send another one?
>Write-in

>>703523
>So uh... Is this bad or good?
>...We should go into the forest and make sure it doesn't bother us at all then.

So uh, is this bad or good?

How the fuck should I know?

Well... Let's go into the forest and make sure it doesn't bother us at all then.

You retreat from the chapelknight's place and rush into the forest, and you feel... Huh. Strangely unable to shapeshift into your dragon form. You can however, shift into your half-dragon form.

What the hell is going on?

Uh... It seems she wants a "fair fight" between the two of you... So she's blocked the magic which lets you shapeshift.

I like this girl already... As in, FUCKING WHAT!? SHE CAN DO THAT?!

She has worshippers of her own. It'll last for about... Thirty minutes.

You hear a large shimmering thing coming in from behind you... And you see a large, doglike creature come out, it's body made of living metal, and shaped similar to a dog, with a large horn and fire coming from its mouth... It is also twice as big as you. It also has a lot of khornate symbols.

"...Well, hello..."

It growls angrily.

Actions.

>...You know, I think this woman is a bit too much for me to handle...
>Run. Now.
>...Erh, who's a good boy? Who's the good, possibly fire breathing dog of death?
>...Pick up a stick? You saw dogs are attracted to things like that?
>...You'll fight it! You can breathe motherfucking FROST! He can't beat you!
>...So uh... Maybe right now is a good time to BURROW AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
>I love this woman already.
>Write-in

>>703545
>...Erh, who's a good boy? Who's the good, possibly fire breathing dog of death?
>...Pick up a stick? You saw dogs are attracted to things like that?
What powers do we have as a human?

>>703548
You are in fact, in your half-dragon form.

You carefully pick up a stick, ready to play fetch?

"Erh... Who's the good boy? Who's the good, possibly fire breathing dog of death?"

It gets closer to you, and you gulp, a little afraid. You decide to toss the stick.

Roll me a 1d20-2 to see if it's attracted to the stick or not. Additional +2 if you can give it encouragement or not.

Rolled 18 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>703552

18-2=16

Minor Success!

You toss the stick, and the Juggernaut follows it briefly... Just long enough for it to stop and look for where it landed...

Actions

>...This is a good time to try and sneak away...
>...Erh, maybe you can get onto it? Tame the Juggernaut or something?
>Grab another stick and throw it?
>Wait for it to go get the stick?
>...Cast a spell?
>Pheromones?
>...Who's a good dog? Go get the stick boy!
>Write-In

>>703560
>...Erh, maybe you can get onto it? Tame the Juggernaut or something?
What's the worst that can happen?

>>703568
This. And fucking BLAST IT with loyalty pheromones.

Roll me a 1d20-4. This is a bad idea and anons know it.

Additional +2 if you can further complain to Khorne.

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>703576
All I wanted was an explanation and your secretary tries to FUCKING kill me!

Rolled 3 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>703576

Allowing for another roll.

Rolled 12 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>703582

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>703590
Does it include me as well?

12-2=10

Great Failure!

"All I wanted was an explanation and your secretary fucking tries to kill me!" You yell while you jump onto the Juggernauts back... Who promptly rams into a tree, sending your head into the it's horns and knocking you off, giving you a rather nasty headache. (-500 HP). You of course get up again, and it bites down on your leg, and HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING BURNS!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get out of it. Still an additional +2 if you can yell complaints about Khorne.

Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>703601
I have never even gotten even close to a critical :(

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>703601

10+4=14

Failure!

The Juggernaut burns your leg and throws you all about, while you flail wildly. After a little bit it chucks you at a tree, and you slump down, and see your leg has been terribly burned... Well, that's nice... (-2000 HP)

You notice the tree is being to crack while the Juggernaut seems to get closer to you again... Another hit could collapse the tree...

Actions.

>It's bigger then you, so why don't you try to lure it into hitting the tree? It might just collapse on him...
>...Try to throw another stick!
>Erh... Use a breath attack!
>Yell for help!
>Uh... Shit. Try to climb up the tree?
>Burrow!
>Write-In

>>703632
>It's bigger then you, so why don't you try to lure it into hitting the tree? It might just collapse on him...

>>703632
>Unleash... THE EYE!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Oh shit niggas.

Rolling.

1=Sane Option
2=UNLEASH EYE MODE

Roll me a 1d20+5 to taunt it... Additional +2 if you can do a good insult on the Juggernaut of Khorne!

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>703651
What is wrong with the eye?

>>703651

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>703651
Damn dice.

Allowing samefagging roll.

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>703660

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

What is with these rolls? We shouldn't have wasted barbaric.

10+5=15

Borderline Success!

You fail to taunt it, and it cautiously roars at you... Which sets the tree on fire, and slightly gives you a blister from the heat. That's nice. Really, thanks Khorne... The

However, the tree begins to fall...

Roll me a 1d20 to see if it does in fact, fall on the Juggernaut.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>703664

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>703664

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>703664
These are some bad rolls.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>703664

The tree falls to the side of you. Shit.

The Juggernaut bites you by the leg, and once again, wildly tosses you around until it throws you into a large creek (-1500 HP)... Which helps the burn pain, totally. And it helps you can breathe underwater... Which you do. Until you realize that you just started a forest fire above this lake, and the juggernaut is prancing around, and breathe... Lava into the water.
Fuck.

This goes on for several minutes as you begin to lose ground to the juggernaut slowly turning the creek to magma, forcing you out... Your legs do feel better, and you can walk thanks to some good old fashioned necromancy healing.

Actions.

>...Try to push it into the water!
>Try to climb back onto it and tame it!
>Erh, run for it!
>Stick, stick... Find a stick! It worked before!
>Goodbye eyepatch, hello RAGE!
>Climb up a tree!
>Write-In

>>703686
>Goodbye eyepatch, hello RAGE!
This will Khornify us, won't it?

>>703686
>Goodbye eyepatch, hello RAGE!
It's probably what they want, anyways.

You take off the eyepatch, and feel rage course through your body... You can only think of two things.

Firstly, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Secondly...
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET MORE SKULLS!?

Actions

>CHARGE THE DOG!
>THIS MUTT NEEDS AN OWNER... WHICH IS YOU! CLIMB ONTO THE BACK!
>FUCK THIS DOG UP AND BREATHE ICE!
>USE PANSY ELVEN MAGICAL BULLSHIT!
>USE PHEROMONE FUCKING MAGIC BULLSHIT!
>YOUR FISTS CAN DO THE TALKING!
>YELL AT IT ANGRILY AS A KHORNATE WOULD!
>CALM DOWN AND PUT THE EYEPATCH BACK ON!
>SHOW IT WHO IS THE MAN! TRY TO INTIMIDATE IT!
>WRITE IN!!!!

>>703703
>CHARGE THE DOG!

>>703703
>THIS MUTT NEEDS AN OWNER... WHICH IS YOU! CLIMB ONTO THE BACK!

>>703715
This.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Charge and wrestle with the dog.
2=Try to climb on it!

By the way, you get a +2 to all actions right now.

Seriously anon...

Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>703721

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>703721
PET FOR THE BLOOD GOD

16+4=20

Success!

You jump onto it's back and start pull it's horn, staying onto it... You angrily grunt and yell insults and laugh manically.
Man, it's fun to be a Khornate Beserker.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can in fact, break it.

Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>703734

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>703734

16+6=22

Minor Success!

"CALM DOWN YOU FUCKWAD BEFORE I THROW YOU INTO THE RIVER!"

You begin to break it... And begin to connect with the animal, who begins to resist slightly less...

Final roll... Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you do in fact, get a Juggernaut pet.

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>703744

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>703744

Samefag roll anon.

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>703744
DOGGO

Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>703744

9+8=17

Minor Failure!

You very, very nearly connect... But you struggle to stay onto it, and it begins to kick you off... But however, you begin yelling at it to calm down...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can regain control... Additional +2 (and possible auto-success) if you can yell something Khornate-like at it to calm it down.

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>703765
YOU"RE MINE BIIIIITCH!!!!!

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>703765
NO SKULLS FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP BEING A CUNT

The ONE fucking time we get good rolls and there was an auto-success.

>>703768
>>703769
holy shit

"NO SKULLS FOR YOU IF YOU KEEP BEING A CUNT! YOU'RE MINE YOU LITTLE BITCH!"

It whines a little bit, then calms down and barks a little bit... And it seems your riding him. Oh boy...

It seems you can semi-tell what your mount wants... Which seems to be blood, skulls, and fun. It apparently equates murder as fun, and getting blood and skulls as "fun". It cannot verbally talk to you, but you can understand it's emotions and responses to you, and fully understands what you say.

"NOW, WHAT TO CALL A LITTLE BITCH LIKE YOU..."

Actions.

>...Fluffy.
>Call it... Doggo.
>Erh, Skulls? Skulls.
>Reaper.
>...Erh, Leo?
>...Asshole.
>THIS BITCH DOESN'T NEED A NAME!
>Nah, something less edgy...
>Write-In

>>703793
>...Asshole.

Going to wait ten more minutes anons.

You decide to call the juggernaut Asshole.

"ALRIGHT SETTLE DOWN ASSHOLE! I KNOW YOU WANT BLOOD AND GLORY FOR KHORNE, BUT YOU MUST DO WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY! IS THIS UNDERSTOOD?!"

It roars in agreement.

"GOOD!" You let out an evil laugh, and the Juggernaut roars accordingly.

Actions.

>...WILL YOU ALSO BE A GOOD PET WHEN WE AREN'T KILLING THINGS FOR THE GLORY OF KHORNE!?! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
>YOU SHOULD PUT THAT FUCKING EYEPATCH ON SO YOU GO BACK TO YOUR BORING NORMAL SELF!
>COME ON ASSHOLE, LET'S FUCK SOME PEOPLE UP AND RAID SHIT! THINK OF THIS AS A TRIAL RUN!
>...HOW THE FUCK DO I SEND PACKAGE TO OWNER?! I DON'T WANT SOME MUTT LIKE YOU!
>CAN I DESUMMON YOU SOMEHOW!?! I WAS BUSY TALKING TO SOME ASSCUNTS ON A HILL OR SOMETHING!
>...GOOD DOG! YOU WILL PROVE FINE IN MY BLOODLETTING OF MORTALS!!!
>I HOPE YOU PROVE TO BE A BETTER COMPANION THEN MY SHITTY FAMILIAR!
>Write-in

>>703819
>CAN I DESUMMON YOU SOMEHOW!?! I WAS BUSY TALKING TO SOME ASSCUNTS ON A HILL OR SOMETHING!

Sorry, but may Khorn grant us all sweet bloody dreams

I'm going to sleep for now anons. Sorry.