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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure,(...) 10/14/16(Fri)04:12:02 No.699213
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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure, Part 8 Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)04:12:02 No.699213 Archived
Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved (in varying degrees) by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.

Your current protagonist is Barbmom, a barbarian, uh, mom, who managed to escape her tribe's enslavement.

Currently you're in hiding and planning a way to assassinate the King to free your peoples. What do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:14:47 No.699216
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:14:47 No.699216
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>699213
do we have plan B?
Without King killing?
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:14:53 No.699217
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:14:53 No.699217
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>699213
well get the obvious out of the way and it's tradition
punch self in face
for as tradition for barbs
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:16:53 No.699220
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:16:53 No.699220
>>699217
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:18:47 No.699225
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>>699217
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:20:08 No.699226
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:20:08 No.699226
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>699225
revise plan, remove King killing part.
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:20:55 No.699227
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:20:55 No.699227
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>699225
make a diaramah of your idea for escaping. since technology is limited use what's around you now.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:24:14 No.699231
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)04:24:14 No.699231
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>>699227
Okay so this piece of cheese is you and this cup is the King
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:25:32 No.699232
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:25:32 No.699232
>>699231
now what if the cheese would walked behind the cup...
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:25:57 No.699233
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:25:57 No.699233
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>699231
focus entirely on escaping without trying to attack the king directly.
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:26:15 No.699234
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:26:15 No.699234
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>699231
>>699232
shit forgot to roll. hop more people show up or this game is gonna end real quick.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:27:54 No.699235
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>>699234
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:29:54 No.699236
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:29:54 No.699236
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>699234
timeframe is partly unusual, chances are slim
>>699235
simulate attack, realize that it is futile and focus on saving rest of your tribe and escaping in the wild.
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:30:09 No.699237
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:30:09 No.699237
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>699235
shit, maybe the orcs can help with the plan.... nah maybe just focus on escaping than killing the king.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:31:25 No.699238
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>>699237
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:32:09 No.699239
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:32:09 No.699239
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>699238
the cup is sad
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:33:09 No.699240
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:33:09 No.699240
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>699238
eat cheese and check your skills
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:34:23 No.699241
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>>699239
As seen through this sad face you scribled on it
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:34:29 No.699242
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:34:29 No.699242
>>699240
man your rolls have been terriblessed bro. Dice god mad at you or something?
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:35:09 No.699243
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:35:09 No.699243
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>699241
the cheese and cup were star crossed lovers when PLOT HAPPENS!
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:35:47 No.699244
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:35:47 No.699244
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>699241
check your current equipment, skills, stats and what your know about other barbs at this moment
>>699242
I blame elves
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:36:37 No.699245
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:36:37 No.699245
>>699244
yeah they do ruin everything. Even their delicious pants.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:41:23 No.699247
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>>699244
Checked
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:43:04 No.699249
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:43:04 No.699249
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>699247
how is barb standing with the orcs, maybe we can trick them in to helping us escape.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:44:13 No.699250
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:44:13 No.699250
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699247
can we during night visit local graveyard and get yourself some skellies?
Where we are located atm?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:46:25 No.699252
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>>699249
Not good
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:47:41 No.699255
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:47:41 No.699255
Rolled 15 (1d100)

2 people too little, postponing thread?
>>699252
just focus on barbs then. do we have plan of arena and how far it is from city wall?
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:47:51 No.699256
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:47:51 No.699256
>>699252
o jeez, maybe locate some barbs and have a group meeting and brain storm.
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Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs)
10/14/16(Fri)04:47:54 No.699257
Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs) 10/14/16(Fri)04:47:54 No.699257
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>699252
go do some king recon
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:53:45 No.699260
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)04:53:45 No.699260
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>>699257
Current status: spending a lazy afternoon lounging around in the royal gardens
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)04:54:59 No.699262
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)04:54:59 No.699262
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>699260
have we learned his weaknesses up to this point?
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)04:55:02 No.699263
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)04:55:02 No.699263
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>699260
how are we so sneaky, do we have ninja barb skills?
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Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs)
10/14/16(Fri)04:56:57 No.699265
Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs) 10/14/16(Fri)04:56:57 No.699265
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>699260
pose as gardener to get a closer look.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)04:58:30 No.699266
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)04:58:30 No.699266
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>>699263
Because men never pay attention to women

#topical
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Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs)
10/14/16(Fri)04:59:02 No.699267
Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs) 10/14/16(Fri)04:59:02 No.699267
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>699266
>>699265
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:00:12 No.699268
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:00:12 No.699268
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>699266
that means that we can easily go wherever we want?
Visit graveyard and raise all corpses for distraction purposes.
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:00:21 No.699269
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:00:21 No.699269
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>699266
find a weakness in the king. He's not a god.... right?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:03:47 No.699270
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>>699267
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:05:19 No.699272
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:05:19 No.699272
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>699270
closer....
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:05:39 No.699274
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:05:39 No.699274
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>699270
observe intensly
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:06:16 No.699275
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:06:16 No.699275
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>699270
Wait until he falls asleep
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:08:02 No.699277
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>>699275
"Man, this is a pretty cool afternoon, all breezy n shit. Maybe I should just doze off..."
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:09:18 No.699279
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:09:18 No.699279
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>699277
oh shit, an elf kid
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:10:59 No.699280
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:10:59 No.699280
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>699277
search the sleeping body!
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:11:22 No.699282
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:11:22 No.699282
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>699277
and this is the man which killed off your tribe, lazying around pretending to be innocent.
silently thru teeth curse him and leave.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:13:33 No.699283
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)05:13:33 No.699283
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>>699279
"Hiya, uncle"

"z..z....wuh?..Oh Hi kid, 'sup"
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/14/16(Fri)05:14:37 No.699284
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/14/16(Fri)05:14:37 No.699284
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>699283

I hope in all these shenanigans that Barbmom won't fall in love with the King....; that would be lewd
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:14:58 No.699285
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:14:58 No.699285
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>699283
TACTICAL RETREAT
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:14:58 No.699286
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:14:58 No.699286
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>699283
leave ASAP
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:16:22 No.699290
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:16:22 No.699290
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>699283
scream insanity
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:18:28 No.699291
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>>699286
"Who's that lady standing behind you?"

"Who in the what now? What lady?"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:19:56 No.699292
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:19:56 No.699292
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>699291
That Elf kid is clearly important to the King, we must plot to assassinate him to make the King depressed.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:20:09 No.699293
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:20:09 No.699293
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>699291
blame elves.

using that nobody from male guard notices you, get a rough plan of Arena and way towards city walls drawn
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:20:22 No.699294
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:20:22 No.699294
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>699291
back to the drawing board... meaning back to the cheese and cup...
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:24:29 No.699299
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>>699292
So new plan, assassinate this elf kid that's all buddy-buddy with the king for some reason. Weird, elves were also enslaved like your tribe.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:25:40 No.699300
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:25:40 No.699300
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>699299
No, screw killing, focus on saving other barbs and escaping.
lock in confirm
killing will be later. way later
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:26:00 No.699301
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:26:00 No.699301
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>699299
See if there's any babysitter jobs we can take, if we're lucky we'll get asked to take care of the kid. AND THEN WE'LL KILL HIM
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:26:17 No.699302
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:26:17 No.699302
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>699299
the elf boy... find out more about the elf boy, dig up dirt on the elf boy, the secret lies with the elf boy
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:34:44 No.699304
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>>699301
Let's take a peek at the local messageboard
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:36:25 No.699306
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:36:25 No.699306
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>699304
That top middle one
Get it
We'll blend in with their society.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:38:11 No.699307
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>>699306
Perfect plan
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:38:21 No.699308
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:38:21 No.699308
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>699304
grab the baby sitter one... maybe we can find the pedo at the same time... wait experiment... grab that instead
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:38:53 No.699309
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:38:53 No.699309
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699307
shit grab the experiment one too
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:39:23 No.699311
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:39:23 No.699311
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>699307
>>699309
Grab the experiment one and see what it says
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:42:04 No.699313
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>>699309
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Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/14/16(Fri)05:43:16 No.699314
Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/14/16(Fri)05:43:16 No.699314
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>699313
Look on back
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:43:28 No.699315
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:43:28 No.699315
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>699313
Do this side quest first
We might be able to save our son from being a complete faggot
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:45:32 No.699316
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>>699314
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:46:42 No.699317
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:46:42 No.699317
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>699313
do it!
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:46:44 No.699318
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:46:44 No.699318
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>699316
Do it
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:50:13 No.699320
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>>699317
According to the paper, this is the place.
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:51:25 No.699321
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:51:25 No.699321
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>699320
Looks kinda small
That doorway can fit a Gobbo only
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Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/14/16(Fri)05:51:50 No.699322
Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/14/16(Fri)05:51:50 No.699322
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>699320
Walk inside. If we can fit. It's probably a manlet scientist!
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)05:56:15 No.699323
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>>699321
Yes, but why would gobs live in the kingdom, weren't all tribes enslave--

"Oh hey, you must have seen me ad...OH SHIT A BARBARIAN"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)05:57:09 No.699324
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)05:57:09 No.699324
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>699304
can we actually can recruit Lolisniffer? Using necromancy powers.
>>699323
Be as peaceful as you can, explain that you bring no harm. for now
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)05:57:28 No.699325
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)05:57:28 No.699325
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>699323
TAKE ME BACK IN TIME OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)05:58:35 No.699326
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)05:58:35 No.699326
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>699323
I would like the job please
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/14/16(Fri)05:59:01 No.699327
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/14/16(Fri)05:59:01 No.699327
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699325
>>699323
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:02:15 No.699329
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>>699325
"w-woah, okay, c-calm down now"
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/14/16(Fri)06:03:13 No.699330
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/14/16(Fri)06:03:13 No.699330
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>699329
Dont tell me what to do!
*punch the door frame*
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:03:37 No.699332
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:03:37 No.699332
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>699329
>>699329
Okay, now calm down. Don't want him to fuck up the time travel and send us into the future.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:03:43 No.699333
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:03:43 No.699333
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>699329
I also brought lunch with me. Will jerky do?
>>
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:04:38 No.699334
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:04:38 No.699334
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>699329
give me tea as well! raaarrrgg
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:08:00 No.699336
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:08:00 No.699336
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>>699332
"Y-yeah so uh, r-right this way"
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:09:18 No.699337
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:09:18 No.699337
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>699336
then walk this waay
talk this waaaay
now gimme a kiss!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:09:17 No.699338
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:09:17 No.699338
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>699336
Call him a wuss
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:13:09 No.699341
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:13:09 No.699341
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>699336
did we bring a lunch? share some with manlet, he looks so thin, probably don't eat enough
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/14/16(Fri)06:14:44 No.699343
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/14/16(Fri)06:14:44 No.699343
>>699341
Hah. Are you gonna play up the mom part?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:15:58 No.699344
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:15:58 No.699344
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>>699338
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:16:27 No.699345
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:16:27 No.699345
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>699344
>>699341
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:19:59 No.699346
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:19:59 No.699346
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>>699345
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:20:01 No.699347
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:20:01 No.699347
>>699343
I recently had relatives visiting, so it's still fresh in memory
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Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:20:47 No.699348
Business Orc (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:20:47 No.699348
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>699346
eat it all up!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:20:47 No.699349
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:20:47 No.699349
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>699346
Okay, take us back in time now
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:21:06 No.699350
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:21:06 No.699350
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>699346
now chew properly young manlet
anyway, I won't harm you, probably. Tell me about this back in time thing.
>>
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/14/16(Fri)06:21:40 No.699353
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/14/16(Fri)06:21:40 No.699353
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>699346
Now get me to tge machine
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:29:32 No.699357
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:29:32 No.699357
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>>699349
"kay, jush shtepp ing dhere"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:30:20 No.699358
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:30:20 No.699358
>>699357
chew properly you manlet.
Get in the time machine.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:31:16 No.699360
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:31:16 No.699360
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>699357
CHEW PROPERLY YA WUSS
What happens if machine doesn't work?
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:31:23 No.699361
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:31:23 No.699361
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>699357
>>699358
muh roll
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:32:10 No.699362
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:32:10 No.699362
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>699357
get inside, mock his decor
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:40:13 No.699365
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:40:13 No.699365
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>>699361
"Fine geez, preparing for time travel to...."
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:40:55 No.699366
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:40:55 No.699366
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>699365
THE FUTURE
OH SHIT
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:41:22 No.699367
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:41:22 No.699367
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699365
take me around time riiiiight before king decided to murder everyone
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:44:52 No.699368
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:44:52 No.699368
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>699365
take me on a wild ride manlet
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:45:04 No.699369
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:45:04 No.699369
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>>699367
"yeah sure"
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:46:19 No.699370
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:46:19 No.699370
>>699369
wavy timey whimey space travel! wheeeee
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:46:50 No.699371
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:46:50 No.699371
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699369
>>699370
damn you dice
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:46:56 No.699373
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:46:56 No.699373
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>699369
it's a huge success, right?
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)06:46:57 No.699374
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)06:46:57 No.699374
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>699369
He sent us to the Brock battle in the fuuuutuuuure
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:49:30 No.699376
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:49:30 No.699376
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>>699373
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:50:30 No.699377
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:50:30 No.699377
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>699376
Sneak upon the King's brother and knock him out with a rock
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)06:50:35 No.699378
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)06:50:35 No.699378
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>699376
Leap off the wall and find that midget piece of shit!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:51:25 No.699379
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:51:25 No.699379
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>699376
Reconfirm time and place
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:52:36 No.699381
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:52:36 No.699381
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>699376
tell him you have to kill him or his son will die in the future.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)06:56:16 No.699382
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)06:56:16 No.699382
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>>699379
"A barbarian? What are you doing here in the city? Shouldn't you be out there in the savage lands getting rekt?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)06:57:25 No.699383
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)06:57:25 No.699383
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>699382
Seduce him
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)06:57:42 No.699384
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)06:57:42 No.699384
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>699382
Summon Meteor
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)06:58:20 No.699385
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)06:58:20 No.699385
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>699382
I've come from dark future to tell you that killing barbarians will seal your demise!
Stop war at once, there is a greater foe to fight against!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)06:58:27 No.699386
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)06:58:27 No.699386
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>699382
no umm I'm from the future and umm I am your daughter
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:07:19 No.699390
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:07:19 No.699390
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>>699385
"Really? Who's that?"
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/14/16(Fri)07:08:39 No.699393
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/14/16(Fri)07:08:39 No.699393
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>699390
uh

aliens, with like rape tentacles and shit
>>
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5)
10/14/16(Fri)07:08:45 No.699394
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5) 10/14/16(Fri)07:08:45 No.699394
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699390
That beard is beautiful
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:08:59 No.699395
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:08:59 No.699395
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>699390
The Goblin Rider!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:09:12 No.699396
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:09:12 No.699396
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>699390
ANCIENT EEEEEVIIIIL WHICH WAS FED ON MINOR GODS FLESH
MORE DEATH WILL FUEL IT
Now as we being talking Dragons let it escape!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:11:17 No.699398
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:11:17 No.699398
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>699390
The king himself will be taken over by umm the dark one the only way to stop it is if the king dies before he is taken over!
the dark one can only survive in the king because it's so powerful
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:14:14 No.699399
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:14:14 No.699399
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>>699394
"Well now that's a weird name"
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/14/16(Fri)07:15:08 No.699400
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/14/16(Fri)07:15:08 No.699400
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>699399
>>699393
they are sexually harassing women and men alike in the future!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:15:19 No.699401
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:15:19 No.699401
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>699398
>>699399
man a waste of a hundy
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:15:26 No.699402
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:15:26 No.699402
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>699399
>>699395
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:15:39 No.699403
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:15:39 No.699403
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>699399
>>699396
Also our god is a fag and I wanna murder him until he'll get more powerful
>>
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5)
10/14/16(Fri)07:15:59 No.699404
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5) 10/14/16(Fri)07:15:59 No.699404
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>699399
Yes
It's the hair molecules from all facail hair that have combined together
The only way to stop it is by letting me pet your beard
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/14/16(Fri)07:16:37 No.699405
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/14/16(Fri)07:16:37 No.699405
btw op the civ aftermath adventure zip has like part 1~4 only, did something happen
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:17:50 No.699406
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:17:50 No.699406
>>699405
I haven't uploaded the new parts yet, whoops. Will do it now.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:20:08 No.699409
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:20:08 No.699409
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>>699404
"Hah?"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:21:49 No.699411
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:21:49 No.699411
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>699409
anyway, do you really ok with your brother killing off random savages? They never attacked the city after all.
There are human kids right now there dying just cause they didn't grow in comfort of your city.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:22:32 No.699412
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:22:32 No.699412
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>699398
>>699409
also this
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/14/16(Fri)07:22:33 No.699413
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/14/16(Fri)07:22:33 No.699413
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>699409
lol jk

actually the future threat is "ancient evil awakens" Lady evil because she hates patriarchy
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:25:46 No.699415
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:25:46 No.699415
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>>699412
"That seems highly unlikely"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:26:43 No.699416
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:26:43 No.699416
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>699415
>>699411
also ask to ignore previous babble, time traveling messed up your thoughts
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:27:18 No.699417
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:27:18 No.699417
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>699415
how else do you think this great evil can survive!? and how else can me being here when they could have sent a knight!? there are no more knights, it was just me and a manlet!
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:27:48 No.699418
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:27:48 No.699418
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>699415
Also an alternate future version of my son, Canon Solidhat arises and kills you and your brother, but you know. Women were opressed.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:30:08 No.699419
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:30:08 No.699419
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>>699417
"And what proff do you have that you're a time traveller?"
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:31:27 No.699420
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:31:27 No.699420
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>699419
Show fire magic prowess... also newspaper
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)07:31:33 No.699421
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)07:31:33 No.699421
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>699419
My younger self is fighting against the King right now.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:31:54 No.699422
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:31:54 No.699422
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>699419
tell all what you know about King after all this time of observation
regular barbarian won't be able to know this.
also about new comic tomes spoilers
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:31:57 No.699423
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:31:57 No.699423
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>699419
did you not see the portal?
also your king will be visited by orcs.
in his room.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:34:24 No.699426
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:34:24 No.699426
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>>699422
"Oh so you know about his afternoon lounging habits. How does that make you a time traveller?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5)
10/14/16(Fri)07:35:22 No.699427
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5) 10/14/16(Fri)07:35:22 No.699427
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699426
Spoil all the comic tomes
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:39:04 No.699429
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:39:04 No.699429
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>>699427
"Pffft, that sounds totally made-up. There's no way The Human Spider would have his body taken over by his enemy and have his soul deleted"
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:40:34 No.699430
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:40:34 No.699430
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>699429
it goes on for a year.
and the king will be visited by orcs via portal
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:41:00 No.699432
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:41:00 No.699432
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>699429
Aw, fuck it.
You win war, enslave us all to fight in arena and I'll be seeing my sons die. Also Human Spider thing is true, deal with it wuss
I'm here to stop that. Got problem with that? Now fuck off, I have your brother to kill.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:41:06 No.699433
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:41:06 No.699433
>>699429
fuck you OP for reminding me of that crap!
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:41:27 No.699435
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:41:27 No.699435
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>699429
Also Brock gave us magic again

*show firefist*
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:43:00 No.699438
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:43:00 No.699438
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>>699432
"Right, now we have a problem"
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:43:28 No.699439
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:43:28 No.699439
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>699438
stupid brain, getting impatient and shit
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:44:25 No.699440
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:44:25 No.699440
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>699438
>implying you'd believe all bullshit I said anyway
look, we just wanna live out there, king is out to get us. I know you have spies on our village, do we really any danger for you? Let us live our life.
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:45:00 No.699441
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:45:00 No.699441
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699438
Your not allowing many options. Feels railroady
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:45:30 No.699442
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:45:30 No.699442
>>699441
blame the elves.
>>
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5)
10/14/16(Fri)07:45:55 No.699443
Anonymous (ID: HdzhZDF5) 10/14/16(Fri)07:45:55 No.699443
>>699441
Blame the dragons
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:47:38 No.699446
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:47:38 No.699446
>>699441
Blame the Time Police
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:48:41 No.699448
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>>699439
"Don't worry, lady. I'm a firm believer in equality"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:49:31 No.699449
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:49:31 No.699449
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>699448
then why your brother kills savages for fun?
should you stop him or something?
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:50:10 No.699450
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:50:10 No.699450
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699448
*swoon*
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:50:46 No.699451
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:50:46 No.699451
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699448
*swwwwooooooonnnnn*
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:51:46 No.699453
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:51:46 No.699453
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>>699450
"As in women should get hurt just like men do. so if you're causing trouble I'm going to punch you."

okay may less swoon
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:52:33 No.699454
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:52:33 No.699454
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>699453
evade his attack and run from city
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:52:57 No.699456
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:52:57 No.699456
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>699453
Time to punch the skeleton out of him
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Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6)
10/14/16(Fri)07:53:48 No.699457
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6) 10/14/16(Fri)07:53:48 No.699457
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>699453
wuss wuss wuss
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:56:36 No.699459
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:56:36 No.699459
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>699453
still swooning
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)07:57:10 No.699460
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)07:57:10 No.699460
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>>699454
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)07:58:31 No.699461
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)07:58:31 No.699461
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>699460
run to the kings room exclaim his brother had gone mad and tell him your the future use the proof you gave the brother hurry!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)07:58:34 No.699462
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)07:58:34 No.699462
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>699460
continue to spoil comic tomes and other popular media while you run away from him.
Also say that he is a wuss and always in a second place cause he lets his brother do what he wants
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)07:59:54 No.699463
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)07:59:54 No.699463
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>699460
Use mom powers to save your barb kids
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:03:11 No.699464
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:03:11 No.699464
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>>699461
But he aint here though
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:04:09 No.699465
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:04:09 No.699465
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>699460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>>699464
continue running while searching for some sort of clues how to stop the king
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:07:07 No.699467
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:07:07 No.699467
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>>699465
"Why are you barbarians always acting so uppity anyway. You summoned an ancient evil to destroy everyone"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:08:47 No.699468
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:08:47 No.699468
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>699467
WE DID NOT. SUMMON. A THING.
PERIOD.
The fuck you talk about.
It locked up in dragons place anyway
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:09:06 No.699469
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:09:06 No.699469
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>699467
That wasnt uuuuussssss! Dragons have the demon gate!
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:09:49 No.699470
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:09:49 No.699470
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699467
because you have... sand breaking hips... shut up!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:09:50 No.699471
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:09:50 No.699471
>>699468
also KEEP RUNNING
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:12:47 No.699473
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:12:47 No.699473
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>>699468
"What dragon place? You savages literally summoned that monstrosity in an effort to destroy the Bird People. But now it threatens the safety of everyone"
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Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)08:13:20 No.699474
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)08:13:20 No.699474
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>699473
Let's talk for a little bit. Are you married?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:14:10 No.699475
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:14:10 No.699475
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>699473
THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
IT'S FUCKING FUUUTURE?
okay nigga, I think there is misunderstanding. Stop fighting
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:14:12 No.699476
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:14:12 No.699476
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>699473
I told you it's hereally to take over your king and kill the future
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:14:24 No.699477
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:14:24 No.699477
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>699473
What the fuck!?! This isnt the past!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:15:36 No.699479
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:15:36 No.699479
>>699477
we have been had!
nice one OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:16:17 No.699480
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:16:17 No.699480
>>699477
Oh but it is the past

It's just not your past
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:17:21 No.699482
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:17:21 No.699482
>>699480
Alternate Canon Solidhat confirmed villian
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:18:15 No.699483
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:18:15 No.699483
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>699480
fuck where are the Orcs?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:18:46 No.699484
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:18:46 No.699484
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>>699476
"Oh so you summoned a future destroying monster just to kill some birds, congrats stupid. But him being taken over would give me a good excuse..."

>>699482
Not that either
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:19:38 No.699485
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:19:38 No.699485
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>699484
Oh well, might as well and help then.
RAISE UNDEAD SOLDIERS! PUT FISTS IN FIRE! ROCK MUSIC STARTS PLAYING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaJw6lqGFew
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE METEORS!
Show the ancient evil the power of most hated civ.
>>
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)08:19:56 No.699487
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)08:19:56 No.699487
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>699484
>>699474
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:22:09 No.699488
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:22:09 No.699488
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>699485
>>699484
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:23:48 No.699489
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:23:48 No.699489
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>>699485
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:24:46 No.699490
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:24:46 No.699490
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>699489
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VSA7CvnBAU
>>
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6)
10/14/16(Fri)08:24:52 No.699491
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6) 10/14/16(Fri)08:24:52 No.699491
>>699489
we fuck up
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:25:56 No.699492
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:25:56 No.699492
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>699489
Make that thing into a skeleton!
>>
Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/14/16(Fri)08:28:33 No.699493
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/14/16(Fri)08:28:33 No.699493
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>699489
>>699490

This
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:29:07 No.699494
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:29:07 No.699494
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>>699490
Battle battle battle fight fight fight pow pow pow
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:30:10 No.699495
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:30:10 No.699495
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>699494
here is also your personal BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca_mgn3C_Jg
Punch the shit out of ancient evil, it's a good way to stay fit
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:30:48 No.699496
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:30:48 No.699496
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>699494
punch with fire fist of fire
>>
Hats (ID: pSVa8zat)
10/14/16(Fri)08:31:18 No.699497
Hats (ID: pSVa8zat) 10/14/16(Fri)08:31:18 No.699497
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>699494
Skeletize that skull!
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:34:52 No.699498
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:34:52 No.699498
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>>699496
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Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6)
10/14/16(Fri)08:35:35 No.699499
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6) 10/14/16(Fri)08:35:35 No.699499
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>699498
wuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:36:20 No.699500
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:36:20 No.699500
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>699498
pulverize ancient evil into nothingness
that's your daily workout done
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:39:24 No.699503
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:39:24 No.699503
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>>699500
It aint having any of dat
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:39:51 No.699504
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:39:51 No.699504
>>699503
how do you get back to your own time?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:40:09 No.699505
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:40:09 No.699505
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>699503
whoa. rude.
get angry
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:40:23 No.699506
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:40:23 No.699506
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>699503
>>699504
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:51:13 No.699510
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:51:13 No.699510
Rolled 1 (1d10)

test?
HELLO?
ANYONE THERE?
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:52:40 No.699511
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:52:40 No.699511
Im here. Also at work

Also captcha is giving me 50 charwcter words da fuq
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)08:52:50 No.699512
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)08:52:50 No.699512
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>>699506
Well now that's a question, how did you plan to return to the current time in the first place
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)08:54:06 No.699513
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)08:54:06 No.699513
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>699512
Find that universe's version of the Manlet Doc Brown
He'll have a time machine for sure
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)08:54:43 No.699515
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)08:54:43 No.699515
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>699512
Punch manlets until one does it for me
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)08:54:53 No.699516
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)08:54:53 No.699516
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>699512
we can settle that AFTER we done with this monstrosity. Proceed for attack, check it's damage.
Also don't touch me with your filthy hands, mustache dude. You are not man enough yet to do so. Don't even have a beard.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)08:56:51 No.699517
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)08:56:51 No.699517
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>699512
magic machine man
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:00:32 No.699518
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:00:32 No.699518
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>>699516
"I had a goatee, but was advised against keeping it due to it making me looked "too obviously a bad guy". But then again, why would I take the word of a barbarian into consideration"


>>699513
It's the same universe
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:02:14 No.699520
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:02:14 No.699520
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>699518
such a wuss, can't even keep his measly beard. I bet you can't even throw rock into ancient evil eyes hard enough to knock them out
let me do that instead
>>
Anonymous (ID: oiC0oXVi)
10/14/16(Fri)09:03:21 No.699522
Anonymous (ID: oiC0oXVi) 10/14/16(Fri)09:03:21 No.699522
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>699518
he goes full RUUUULES OF NAAATUUUUURREE on the ancient evil

you are the sword, of course
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:05:25 No.699525
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:05:25 No.699525
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>>699520
It was ineffective
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:06:05 No.699526
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:06:05 No.699526
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>699525
throw HARDER
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)09:06:22 No.699527
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)09:06:22 No.699527
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>699525
That ain't the right size of rock
THROW A BOULDER
>>
Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/14/16(Fri)09:07:07 No.699529
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/14/16(Fri)09:07:07 No.699529
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699525

Declare that you like rough and tough man, want to make babies with him after defeating the monster.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:08:05 No.699530
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:08:05 No.699530
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>>699527
"Shit, you suck"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)09:08:50 No.699531
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)09:08:50 No.699531
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>699530
EVEN BIGGER
SUMMON A FUCKING METEOR
ROLL FOR IT
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:09:22 No.699533
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:09:22 No.699533
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>699530
>>699531
>>
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:09:43 No.699534
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:09:43 No.699534
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699530
Brock lied to us
Rock throwing sucks
Use a flaming steel beam instead
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)09:10:00 No.699535
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)09:10:00 No.699535
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>699530
scream about it being sexist!
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)09:10:36 No.699536
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)09:10:36 No.699536
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>699530
>>699531
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:15:17 No.699538
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:15:17 No.699538
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>>699534
Caused slightly better damage

"Maybe it's not the tool that sucks"

"Yeah, maybe barbarians just suck"

"I could probably throw better with...uh...a pebble"

"Nigga you lyin' "
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)09:16:11 No.699539
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)09:16:11 No.699539
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>699538
Prove them wrong. Roll for it
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)09:16:23 No.699540
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)09:16:23 No.699540
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>699538
METEOR STRIKE
ROLL
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:16:49 No.699541
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:16:49 No.699541
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699538
throw ANGRIER also >>699539
>>
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:17:41 No.699542
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:17:41 No.699542
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>699538
Throw merc at him while merc is throwing the king who stabs the ancient evil with a holy lance
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:18:13 No.699543
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:18:13 No.699543
>>699213
what's happening? We still alive? I just remembered this.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:19:09 No.699544
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:19:09 No.699544
>>699543
just slipped into parallel timeline, aside of that it's all good. probably
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:22:47 No.699545
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:22:47 No.699545
why does the King look different?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:24:10 No.699546
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>>699540
Roll 2d100 for Meteor, first is pickings, second is number.
1-4 : meteor burns up into nothingness in atmospheric entry
5-20: smallest meteor
20-40: small meteor
40-80: medium meteor
80-99: large meteor
100: full power meteor

>>699544
It's not a parallel timeline
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)09:24:47 No.699547
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)09:24:47 No.699547
Rolled 49, 53 = 102 (2d100)

>>699546
TRIPLE DIGITS
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)09:25:10 No.699548
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)09:25:10 No.699548
Rolled 29, 10 = 39 (2d100)

>>699546
You said it was!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:25:15 No.699549
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:25:15 No.699549
Rolled 42, 80 = 122 (2d100)

>>699546
SHOW THEM WHO IS DA BOSS NOW
>>
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:25:18 No.699551
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:25:18 No.699551
Rolled 14, 27 = 41 (2d100)

>>699546
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:25:39 No.699552
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:25:39 No.699552
Rolled 32, 96 = 128 (2d100)

>>699546
but why does the king look different?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:26:18 No.699553
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:26:18 No.699553
>>699546
>It's not a parallel timeline
it's confusing, okay
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)09:28:49 No.699555
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)09:28:49 No.699555
Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100)

>>699546
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:30:39 No.699558
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>>699547


>>699548
I said this is indeed, the past. Just not your past. But that doesn't mean I meant it as a another world, I jsut meant that as another point in the timeline
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)09:31:24 No.699559
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)09:31:24 No.699559
>>699546
bit we didn't have bird people back then... did we?
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:31:26 No.699560
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:31:26 No.699560
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>699558
Am I really the only one thinking the King looks different? If we're here what's happening to the tribes btw?
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)09:32:07 No.699561
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)09:32:07 No.699561
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>699558
ohhhhhhhh we went further back then....
right?
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:32:10 No.699562
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:32:10 No.699562
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>699558
OH COME THE FUCK ON NOW
KILL THAT THING ALREADY WUSSES, YOU WANT A LADY DO ALL THE WORK?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:37:46 No.699567
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:37:46 No.699567
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>>699561
Oh shite, maybe you are indeed further back in the past! Maybe that manlet d-
"Pfft, bro, check this out. Pebble throwing"

"Bruh"
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:38:15 No.699569
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:38:15 No.699569
>>699567
I just realized the King looks younger. We should have realized it when OP name dropped bird people since we never had bird people. This is a different Civ Thing. Find a way back to the present and kick that Gobbo's ass for sending you to the wrong time
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:39:17 No.699572
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:39:17 No.699572
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>699569
holy shit I hope this reaches
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:39:31 No.699573
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:39:31 No.699573
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>699567
fucking demigods
>>
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:39:59 No.699574
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:39:59 No.699574
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>699567
Dats sexist
Yell at monster for no selling you and being a shitty worker
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Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:41:46 No.699575
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:41:46 No.699575
>>699569
We already knew this
And randomly finding the manlet who sent is back won't work
That and we went back in past to stop the king but went into a parallel time line
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:42:30 No.699576
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:42:30 No.699576
>>699575
It's not a parallel timeline, it's the time before Civ Thing 1.
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:43:06 No.699577
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:43:06 No.699577
>>699575
We go back where we came from, what's so hard about that?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:43:49 No.699580
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:43:49 No.699580
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>>699574
No response
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Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)09:44:18 No.699581
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)09:44:18 No.699581
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>699567
if I were man I would go to the time I wanted...
>>
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9)
10/14/16(Fri)09:45:06 No.699583
Anonymous (ID: 7HygzXH9) 10/14/16(Fri)09:45:06 No.699583
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>699580
so umm hey about the-
RUN RUN RUN!
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)09:45:10 No.699584
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)09:45:10 No.699584
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>699580
Leave
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:45:28 No.699585
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:45:28 No.699585
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>699580
are we done yet? no second phase shit? Time for jerky.
bring out your lunch
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:45:42 No.699586
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:45:42 No.699586
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699580
fuck this shit and go back where we came from
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Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:49:00 No.699590
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:49:00 No.699590
>>699576
I mean bird people and barbs summoning ancient evils even though they never did that
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Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:50:07 No.699592
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:50:07 No.699592
>>699586
We don't have a way to do that
Doc brown manlet isn't here and it seems like the time machine is one way
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:50:17 No.699593
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:50:17 No.699593
>>699590
It's from an earlier time. Jeezus the king even looks younger, how are you not seeing this?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:52:05 No.699594
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:52:05 No.699594
>>699590
The timeline as in The World's timeline, not the Civ Thing timeline
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:53:38 No.699596
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:53:38 No.699596
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>>699586
Well if your geography's correct. You are currently standing on where you came from. Specifically where your village will be, years from now.
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:54:50 No.699598
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:54:50 No.699598
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>699596
wait, did the king become a niggeR?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)09:54:59 No.699599
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)09:54:59 No.699599
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>699596
oh shit turn around
>>
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:55:20 No.699601
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:55:20 No.699601
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>699596
Go a little bit east and bury our horned skeleton helmet there
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Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:55:43 No.699602
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:55:43 No.699602
>>699593
Quote merc "shouldn't you be in the savage land getting rekt" which implies that the kingdom has already started attacking the tribes
>>
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb)
10/14/16(Fri)09:57:06 No.699604
Anonymous (ID: oBUs9ysb) 10/14/16(Fri)09:57:06 No.699604
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>699596
Oh no
The king is now a part of the ancient evil
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)09:57:31 No.699606
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)09:57:31 No.699606
>>699602
>he thinks the tribes in civ thing are the only tribes to exist in the entire history of this world
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)09:57:38 No.699607
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)09:57:38 No.699607
>>699602
different tribes, how is this hard to comprehend?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:00:57 No.699610
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:00:57 No.699610
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>>699598
"You fucker, I told you not to touch the evil writhing black mass"

"REEEEEE"
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)10:02:32 No.699612
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)10:02:32 No.699612
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>699610
welp, let's go leave this garbage dump and go see the tribes of this era
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:02:45 No.699613
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:02:45 No.699613
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>699610
PURIFY
Turns out ancient evil is allergic to your homemade jerky
"it's all because you don't eat healthy food"
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:08:25 No.699619
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:08:25 No.699619
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>>699612
All you need is to look to your left

"Fuck off jackass! Both your and my tribe is fucking dead because of your ancient evil shit! Leave me alone!"

"FUCK YOU BIRD BRAIN"
>>
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)10:09:37 No.699620
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)10:09:37 No.699620
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>699619
>>699601
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:09:47 No.699621
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:09:47 No.699621
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>699619
nah, fuck those, no beards, no rocks, use some shitty spears which is not on fire
let's just heal king >>699613
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)10:13:25 No.699623
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)10:13:25 No.699623
>>699619
Chicken brain**
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:14:59 No.699625
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:14:59 No.699625
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>>699620
Maybe it'll grow into a bigger skull if you water it daily
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)10:16:00 No.699627
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)10:16:00 No.699627
>>699625

There's just two tribes? There's gotta be more than that, interrupt those two idiots and ask them where the rest of the factions are.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:16:14 No.699629
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:16:14 No.699629
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>699625
>>699613
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)10:17:35 No.699631
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)10:17:35 No.699631
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>699625
>>699627
fuck shit
>>
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)10:19:01 No.699632
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)10:19:01 No.699632
>>699625
Wasn't there a temple to a Ancient
Brock/Barbarian champion there with a skull helm? That's what I was getting at.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:20:03 No.699633
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:20:03 No.699633
>>699632
Hence the growing bigger if it's watered daily
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:23:09 No.699634
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:23:09 No.699634
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>>699629
"There's no need. he is already purified. By dying. And now, as the next immediate heir, I'm The King now"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:23:54 No.699635
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:23:54 No.699635
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>699634
... jerky?
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)10:24:37 No.699636
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)10:24:37 No.699636
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>699634
k tnx bai, let's go to where the elves forest would have been and see if the faggots are there
>>
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)10:24:39 No.699637
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)10:24:39 No.699637
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>699634
>not "I'm the Captain now"

Oh and seduce him
>>
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)10:27:23 No.699638
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)10:27:23 No.699638
Do the birdmen live in the Would-Be Dragon Mountains by any chance?

I swear that place has an affinity for sealed ancient evils
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:27:58 No.699639
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:27:58 No.699639
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>>699636
There's only a tiny plant there
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:28:34 No.699640
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:28:34 No.699640
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>699638
>turns out BarbMom will make dragons out of birdmen via throwing meteors
it makes sense
>>699639
piss on it
>>
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)10:29:32 No.699641
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)10:29:32 No.699641
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>699639
Piss on it
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)10:30:03 No.699642
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)10:30:03 No.699642
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>699639
Punch it, I have no idea what the ramifications would be but I bet it'll be big.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)10:31:06 No.699643
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)10:31:06 No.699643
>>699640
>>699641
>Double 1s
>Same action
Dice God confirmed Elf Lover.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:31:22 No.699644
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:31:22 No.699644
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>>699640
>>699641
Woah hey, I don't wanna know about your fetishes you sickos
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:32:09 No.699645
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:32:09 No.699645
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>699644
burn it then, wuss
>>
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6)
10/14/16(Fri)10:32:53 No.699646
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6) 10/14/16(Fri)10:32:53 No.699646
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>699644
shit on it, give it all the nutritions it needs to grow
>>
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)10:32:57 No.699647
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)10:32:57 No.699647
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>699644
>elves grew up eating piss grown fruit and veg
It suits them perfectly fine. Just be lazy and put a black censored screen and say she pissed on it
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:33:58 No.699649
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:33:58 No.699649
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>>699646
Wow, shit tier fetish, my man.

Anyway gotta be away for 30 minutes, pls hold
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Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)10:34:32 No.699651
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)10:34:32 No.699651
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>699647
Also explains why eles were blonde and degenerate
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)10:35:24 No.699652
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)10:35:24 No.699652
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>699649
just burn it with fire.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)10:40:55 No.699658
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)10:40:55 No.699658
>>699634
this entire time!?
>>
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)10:41:26 No.699659
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)10:41:26 No.699659
>>699649
roll+1d100

Elevator Music enabled
>>
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)10:41:32 No.699660
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)10:41:32 No.699660
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>699649
did we accomplish our goal killing the king
>>
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)10:42:28 No.699663
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)10:42:28 No.699663
>>699659
dice+1d100

is this how it works? babehs first roll
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Anonymous (ID: s5J9k42D)
10/14/16(Fri)10:56:09 No.699671
Anonymous (ID: s5J9k42D) 10/14/16(Fri)10:56:09 No.699671
>>699663
You have to put the dice+1d100 in the options field
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)10:59:02 No.699672
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)10:59:02 No.699672
>>699663
Put that in the options field
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:00:15 No.699674
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:00:15 No.699674
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>>699652
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)11:00:29 No.699677
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)11:00:29 No.699677
>>699672
>>699671
Thank you! first time to the quest board, Kisses
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:01:13 No.699678
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:01:13 No.699678
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>699674
Another good deed done. Now then, let's go check out orcs.
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)11:02:05 No.699679
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)11:02:05 No.699679
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>699674
Put out the fire and take the ashes, ya know, for bragging rights.
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)11:03:04 No.699680
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)11:03:04 No.699680
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>699678
in the authority we don't do anything to fuck them up anyway
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:03:17 No.699681
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>>699679
You got:
some ashes
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)11:04:08 No.699682
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)11:04:08 No.699682
>>699681
>>699678
>>699680
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:04:22 No.699683
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:04:22 No.699683
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>699681
>>699678
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)11:06:08 No.699686
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)11:06:08 No.699686
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699681
>>699682
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)11:06:48 No.699687
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)11:06:48 No.699687
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>699681
Kill time. Wait to go home
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:07:11 No.699688
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:07:11 No.699688
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>>699683
In the place where the orcs would be years and years later, you find...a big fat loadanuthing
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)11:08:34 No.699689
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)11:08:34 No.699689
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>699688
welp, uh we do know where the Dragons were supposed to be right? Go to where the Citadel would be
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:09:03 No.699690
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:09:03 No.699690
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>699688
oh yeah, they are wandering faggots.
anyway, gotta think what do now. Doubt we'll be able to damage kingdom alone.
Can develop local barbarians into something sturdier for future buff?
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)11:09:28 No.699691
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)11:09:28 No.699691
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>699688
WEll pfft, shit, the past is pretty dull. Kick some rocks and shit
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)11:09:48 No.699693
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)11:09:48 No.699693
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>699688
>>699687
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:14:05 No.699697
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:14:05 No.699697
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>>699691
Unbeknownst to you, this act would later create the dragons.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:16:27 No.699698
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:16:27 No.699698
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>699697
Let's meet current barbs which bring upon kingdom this ancient evil shit
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:20:11 No.699700
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:20:11 No.699700
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>>699698
"The fuck do you want?"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)11:20:36 No.699702
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)11:20:36 No.699702
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>699700
Seduce him.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:21:47 No.699703
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:21:47 No.699703
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>699700
lead your tribe into a brighter future
I mean my OWN tribe
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Anonymous (ID: gCO4muej)
10/14/16(Fri)11:22:03 No.699705
Anonymous (ID: gCO4muej) 10/14/16(Fri)11:22:03 No.699705
>>699700
Ask about ancient evil
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:23:19 No.699707
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:23:19 No.699707
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>>699703
"Pfffft, yeah sure, good luck with that, dumbass. Don't even have a skull hat, pteh"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:25:15 No.699710
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:25:15 No.699710
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>699707
okay, you asked for it
what the monster you consider most powerful around there, I need a new hat.
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)11:25:54 No.699714
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)11:25:54 No.699714
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699707
I sacrificed it to Brock you neanderthal
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)11:26:16 No.699715
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)11:26:16 No.699715
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699707
find a bigger monster/creature and take their skull as proof
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:30:36 No.699720
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:30:36 No.699720
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>>699714
"Sacrifice to brock?....Oh! You worship a thing called Brock?! AHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking pussy, being under the thumb of some asshole in the sky. We proud barbarians are completely free of such nonsense, we have true freedom! Unlike your dumb ass."
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)11:31:40 No.699721
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)11:31:40 No.699721
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>699720
Beat him up
And smash his face in with a rock
steal his skullhat afterwards
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:33:31 No.699722
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:33:31 No.699722
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>699720
true freedom of getting your ass kicked by thing you summoned and then kingdom?
I bet you can't even throw rocks further than few steps away
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:39:09 No.699728
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:39:09 No.699728
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>>699721
"Ayy lmao, still using rocks. What, too dumb to make proper spears as projectiles? Or maybe that you can't kill anything without resorting to something bigger than your prey? Puussssyyyyyyy"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)11:39:45 No.699729
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)11:39:45 No.699729
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>699728
Now steal that skull hat.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:40:23 No.699730
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:40:23 No.699730
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>699728
PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)11:40:29 No.699731
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)11:40:29 No.699731
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>699728
Remove his tongue
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:44:10 No.699735
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:44:10 No.699735
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>>699729
"Oh wow look at this pussy, can't get your own skull hat so you have to go and steal one. lmao"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/14/16(Fri)11:46:58 No.699740
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/14/16(Fri)11:46:58 No.699740
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>699735
Kick him in the nuts
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:47:00 No.699741
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:47:00 No.699741
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>699735
Okay, let's just get better skull for ourself THEN we kill him with his own skull
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:51:48 No.699748
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:51:48 No.699748
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>>699741
"Hah! Can't even stay and murder me for my insults! I dunno what the fuck tribe you came from but it seems to be full of pussies and dumbasses"
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Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb)
10/14/16(Fri)11:53:44 No.699749
Anonymous (ID: ChzebPRb) 10/14/16(Fri)11:53:44 No.699749
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>699748
Go look for where the Dragons are suppose to be
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)11:54:23 No.699750
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)11:54:23 No.699750
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699748
ah fuck it
summon meteor on him
short temper is terrible perk
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)11:58:07 No.699753
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)11:58:07 No.699753
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>>699750
"Pffft, when you use magic you still had to rely on rocks. Too dumb to summon anything else like a giant sword or a giant hammer. Or even a giant r--"
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)11:59:21 No.699757
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)11:59:21 No.699757
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>699753
Sigh of relief
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:00:27 No.699758
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:00:27 No.699758
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>699753
and nothing of value was lost
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:01:48 No.699761
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:01:48 No.699761
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>>699757
"Dis aint ova biaaatch. Imma haunt yo tribe and curse them foeva, lmao,. wooo woo woo"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:03:44 No.699763
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:03:44 No.699763
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>699761
god fucking dammit
revive him with necromancy so you tie his soul to the skeleton (or what left of it) to keep an eye on that soul
call him Zebra Jr
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:04:07 No.699765
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:04:07 No.699765
>>699761
And so that's where the barb's terrible scouting rolls came from
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:04:15 No.699766
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:04:15 No.699766
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>699761
Let's punch ourselves in the face and pass out until we're in the present
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:06:12 No.699774
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:06:12 No.699774
>>699766
Note that the present is very, very far from now. Like at least 2 generations. Do that and by the present time rolls around you'll be nothing but a skeletal corpse
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:07:56 No.699777
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:07:56 No.699777
>>699774
fuck timeskips which result in gameover, you don't allow doing dumb stuff anymore, no?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:09:15 No.699781
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>>699774
Whoops forgot pic

>>699777
Timeskipping to death has been a thing since Dickass Thief
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:09:21 No.699782
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:09:21 No.699782
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>699774
>>699777

We have necromancy, we'll live go find a nice spot, turn ourselves undead and wait until some dumbfucks find us or we wake up. Passively charge up dark powers while passed out too
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:10:40 No.699785
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:10:40 No.699785
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>699774
>>699781
controlling NPCs was too, so?

anyway - go look for nice skull to hunt for.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:13:08 No.699789
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:13:08 No.699789
>>699785
Yes and the amount of retardation it caused in this have turned me into a hateful, hateful person
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:15:07 No.699792
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:15:07 No.699792
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>699789
but is ColdGate still safe?
as well as commercial summonThis is important
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:15:29 No.699794
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:15:29 No.699794
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>>699782
Now where would be a nice spot
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)12:15:32 No.699795
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)12:15:32 No.699795
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>699789
>>699781
Search for some big ass monsters, we need us some good skulls
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:16:29 No.699796
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:16:29 No.699796
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>699794
nah, you like your flesh for now. go get new hat
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)12:16:34 No.699797
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)12:16:34 No.699797
>>699795
Ignore this, didnt see other posts
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:16:41 No.699798
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:16:41 No.699798
>>699792
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:16:53 No.699799
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:16:53 No.699799
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>699794
let's go to the Citadel, so we can surprise those dragons when they accidentally dig us up
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)12:16:58 No.699800
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)12:16:58 No.699800
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>699794
Just kill everything. The future sucks anyway
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Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs)
10/14/16(Fri)12:16:59 No.699801
Anonymous (ID: r9BfeOIs) 10/14/16(Fri)12:16:59 No.699801
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>699794
that cave over there looks safe and cozy
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:21:25 No.699806
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:21:25 No.699806
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>>699796
The past dragon mountains probably have a dangerous beast in it. Since it's called Beast Mountain currently
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:22:21 No.699808
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:22:21 No.699808
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>699806
Beast, Schmeast. Let's go and fight it
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:22:25 No.699809
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:22:25 No.699809
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>699806
I'm no scared of chicken brains
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)12:23:21 No.699810
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)12:23:21 No.699810
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>699806
Throw a meteor at the mountain
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Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)12:23:22 No.699811
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)12:23:22 No.699811
Let's find the Dragon mountains, dig out a fancy cave and use necromancy to turn ourselves into a Lich

Then we spend untold amount of years learning magic like a hikkikomori until the dragons unseal us

Eventually.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:24:47 No.699812
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:24:47 No.699812
>>699811
heeeey, you did see what it does to a body? fuck that
don't tie lore together, chicken brains
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:24:47 No.699813
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:24:47 No.699813
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>699811
Oh thank god someone with the same idea as me. As cool as the past is, I want to see the ramifications of what we did here.
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)12:25:48 No.699817
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)12:25:48 No.699817
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>699806
Explore mountains for beasts to fight, or for a cup of tea.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:28:30 No.699821
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:28:30 No.699821
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>>699809
Coincedentally the beast is a giant chicken
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:29:11 No.699822
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:29:11 No.699822
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>699821
Welp this is stupid go do this instead

>>699811
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:29:20 No.699825
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:29:20 No.699825
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>699821
Hmm, would be a nice source of jerky.
Rip its head off
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)12:30:37 No.699827
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)12:30:37 No.699827
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>699822
Welp this guys retarded.
>>699825
Agreed, fight this big ass chicken
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:30:57 No.699828
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:30:57 No.699828
>>699825
Chicken Jerky is for dogs .
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Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)12:30:58 No.699829
Horny Dragon (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)12:30:58 No.699829
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>699821
We need to power ourselves up to fight the Kingdom in the present >>699811
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)12:30:59 No.699830
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)12:30:59 No.699830
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>699821
Aim for the eyes. Rock throw!
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:33:16 No.699836
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)12:33:16 No.699836
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>>699825
First, you must get pass its eye beams
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Anonymous (ID: JeH5GC4/)
10/14/16(Fri)12:34:28 No.699841
Anonymous (ID: JeH5GC4/) 10/14/16(Fri)12:34:28 No.699841
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>699836
Flee!
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:34:34 No.699842
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:34:34 No.699842
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>699836
roll for DEX check
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:35:31 No.699844
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:35:31 No.699844
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>699836
>>699841 + >>699829
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:42:27 No.699851
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>>699841
Ah yes! A great plan! You're pretending to flee so the beast would leave its domain to fight you in the open! Because barbarians can't be running away like wusses, right?
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:43:37 No.699854
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:43:37 No.699854
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>699851
totally, now go dig a hole and gather up some punch yourself to pass out while passively charging your necromancy magic
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Anonymous (ID: JeH5GC4/)
10/14/16(Fri)12:43:42 No.699856
Anonymous (ID: JeH5GC4/) 10/14/16(Fri)12:43:42 No.699856
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>699851
Yell to ourselves we should've tried to marry the king's brother so we wouldn't have to deal with this shit while still running
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:44:25 No.699858
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:44:25 No.699858
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>699851
but of course, it was all planned, yes
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:50:45 No.699862
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>>699854
The Chicken Beast gives chase and prevents you from digging a necro hole in peace
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:51:41 No.699865
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:51:41 No.699865
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>699862
punch it in the face with fire punch
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Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/14/16(Fri)12:52:55 No.699866
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/14/16(Fri)12:52:55 No.699866
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>699862

Punch it to death!!!!
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)12:53:45 No.699868
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)12:53:45 No.699868
Rolled 66 (1d100)

fuck I gotta sleep. I trust Horny Dragon will find us a way to get us to the present before this playthrough ends

>>699862
Run towards wherever the bird people probably are, maybe they can speak to this thing. Also tell them how they're all dead in the future.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)12:56:15 No.699872
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>>699865
The beast is damaged
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)12:57:17 No.699873
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)12:57:17 No.699873
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>699872
now punch another cheek
I cooked and worse.
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)12:57:27 No.699875
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)12:57:27 No.699875
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>699872
Chop the cocks head off. Like a woman
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:00:45 No.699882
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:00:45 No.699882
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>>699873
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)13:02:04 No.699885
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)13:02:04 No.699885
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>699882
Choke it with legs. Keep firepunching
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:02:11 No.699886
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:02:11 No.699886
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>699882
now rip his eyes off, don't you glare on me
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)13:02:15 No.699887
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)13:02:15 No.699887
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>699882
Cook the cock.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:12:03 No.699918
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:12:03 No.699918
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>>699885
Yes, you're choking the giant cock with your legs and punching it
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)13:13:10 No.699922
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)13:13:10 No.699922
>>699918
Time for some chicken for dinner
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:13:16 No.699923
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:13:16 No.699923
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>699918
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA


you are already dead
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)13:13:55 No.699927
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)13:13:55 No.699927
Rolled 78 (1d100)

Since we're in the civ thing that never happened wouldn't that mean we can talk to the tribal gods again?
>>699918
Finish the overgrown bird.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:15:06 No.699929
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:15:06 No.699929
>>699923
That's the wrong quote you dweeb
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:16:23 No.699934
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:16:23 No.699934
>>699929
I'm no orc, sorry
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:17:51 No.699937
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:17:51 No.699937
>>699927
You're in the time before the first civ thing. The civ thing tribes don't exist yet, and by extension, so do their gods

>>699934
Then don't make reference to japshit anymore if you aint gonna do it right, biatch
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:19:10 No.699940
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:19:10 No.699940
>>699937
>Then don't make reference to japshit anymore if you aint gonna do it right, biatch
fine, geez, so cranky
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:20:52 No.699945
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:20:52 No.699945
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>>699927
You broke the cock.

With your legs.

>>699940
Yeah das right beetch.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:22:41 No.699948
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:22:41 No.699948
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>699945
Right in time for a dinner!
Also check his cave for loot, bring his body with yourself of course.
will be our base
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:26:39 No.699955
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:26:39 No.699955
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>>699948
And so you made the Beast Mountains your base of operations. They're still named the Beast Mountains by everyone else because women are mosnters.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:28:19 No.699959
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:28:19 No.699959
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>699955
don't forget to make a new hat
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)13:28:21 No.699960
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)13:28:21 No.699960
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>699955
We gotta be real careful with our planning, don't wanna go changing the future too soon and having the time police show up.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)13:29:13 No.699962
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)13:29:13 No.699962
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>699955
Create that necro cave and start turning ourselves into a lich
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:29:21 No.699964
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:29:21 No.699964
>>699955
>>699959
oh also save game
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:38:04 No.699983
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:38:04 No.699983
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>>699962
The captcha has made me into a hateful person
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)13:40:03 No.699988
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)13:40:03 No.699988
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>699983
Build up rage against the Kingdom for enslaving your race and lock yourself in a cave to practice magiks n shieet to take revenge when the time is right
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:40:29 No.699989
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:40:29 No.699989
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>699983
aw fug, we go that route, eh? no way back?
Cancel lichification? please?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:47:31 No.700015
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:47:31 No.700015
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>>699989
Well it's not like you've completed the ritual anyway
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)13:48:21 No.700018
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)13:48:21 No.700018
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>700015
Start up the ritual again
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:49:54 No.700022
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:49:54 No.700022
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>700015
Seal your necromantic powers for now
until the time comes
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:50:57 No.700026
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:50:57 No.700026
>>700022
fuck you too, dice god
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)13:51:27 No.700028
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)13:51:27 No.700028
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>700015
Just make cave carvings of draggos getting anally penetrated constantly
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)13:56:05 No.700038
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)13:56:05 No.700038
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>700015
Cast NecroSeal until you've taken the kingdom down
>>700022
i got u bb gril
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)13:56:24 No.700039
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)13:56:24 No.700039
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>>700018
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)13:57:22 No.700041
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)13:57:22 No.700041
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>700039
Go past the point of no return

The power of jerky moves us forward
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)13:57:32 No.700043
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)13:57:32 No.700043
>>700039
Evil powers manifesting around you as skele-heavy-metal plays in the background
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)13:57:49 No.700046
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)13:57:49 No.700046
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>700039
Aaaand stop it
is it REAAAALLY only option? Think of alternatives
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)13:58:34 No.700051
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)13:58:34 No.700051
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>700043
Fug.
T'was a while since i forgot to put my dice in the field.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)13:58:44 No.700052
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)13:58:44 No.700052
>>700046
We can do this alllll day
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Anonymous (ID: gCO4muej)
10/14/16(Fri)13:59:47 No.700060
Anonymous (ID: gCO4muej) 10/14/16(Fri)13:59:47 No.700060
>>700039
try to learn ICE powers to freeze yourself
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)14:00:19 No.700063
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)14:00:19 No.700063
>>700052
We don't even have enough shit to do the ritual properly.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:00:25 No.700064
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:00:25 No.700064
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>700052
or all night.
no, bad anon, no lich transforming, dark mastery is bad for your health
we didn't even cook that bird yet
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:00:55 No.700066
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:00:55 No.700066
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>>700046
Yes, you do that
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)14:02:16 No.700069
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)14:02:16 No.700069
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>700066
You're getting hungry.
Let's cook up that giant chicken with our fire fists
Can't become a necromantic goddess of zambies with an empty stomach
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:02:50 No.700071
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:02:50 No.700071
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>700066
let's cool down, eat some fresh jerky and explore cave you are in.
and not try to make yourself into convenient piece of existing lore for now
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)14:03:23 No.700072
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)14:03:23 No.700072
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>700066
Restart the ritual
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Anonymous (ID: ETdTo09F)
10/14/16(Fri)14:05:37 No.700076
Anonymous (ID: ETdTo09F) 10/14/16(Fri)14:05:37 No.700076
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>700066
Make a new skull hat
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:06:36 No.700077
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:06:36 No.700077
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>>700071
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)14:07:28 No.700080
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)14:07:28 No.700080
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>700077
Running out of jerky.
Still hungry.
Barbarian rock-chef time.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:08:19 No.700082
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:08:19 No.700082
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>700077
also save game.

then start to check what do we have to work with. I doubt that monster was just doing nothing all the time
and new hat plz
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:08:46 No.700084
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:08:46 No.700084
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>700077
Look around for manlets
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:11:44 No.700092
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:11:44 No.700092
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>>700080
Not really, this jerky was just made from the giant cock
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:12:58 No.700094
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:12:58 No.700094
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>700092
Beware, there may be giant chicks around
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:13:23 No.700097
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:13:23 No.700097
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>700092
save game
explore cave
I mean he gotta have treasure or something
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)14:13:26 No.700098
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)14:13:26 No.700098
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>700092
It's all good then.
Now make cock-hat.
Then we can use our necro-powers to raise a headless cock.
sounds painful
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:19:52 No.700113
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:19:52 No.700113
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>>700098
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:21:31 No.700116
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:21:31 No.700116
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>700113
Create an undead mech with what's left of the chicken
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)14:21:39 No.700117
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)14:21:39 No.700117
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>700113
Cool.
Now explore that cave, if you will.
May find some ancient reptilian artifacts
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:21:47 No.700118
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:21:47 No.700118
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>700113
just let it down in the wild to scare other tribes, for shit and giggles
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:24:16 No.700126
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:24:16 No.700126
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>>700116
THIS is what's left of the chicken, it's already an undead
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:26:01 No.700132
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:26:01 No.700132
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>700126
Well make a mech with it
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:26:39 No.700135
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:26:39 No.700135
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>700126
>>700118
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)14:27:20 No.700140
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)14:27:20 No.700140
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>700126
Now that our stomach is satisfied time to restart the ritual
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)14:28:21 No.700144
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)14:28:21 No.700144
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>700126
Offer your kill to Brock


"You there!?"
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:30:05 No.700151
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>>700135
And so the undead chicken scared one of the tribe. Scared them so much they got heart attacks and died. But then turns out they were you ancestors so now you're being erased from history oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But then again, maybe I'm just kidding
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:31:14 No.700158
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:31:14 No.700158
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>700151
>But then again, maybe I'm just kidding
well you are, cause if that'd be the case we'd already fuck up a LOT of things in future
there is no way this would happen, right?
right?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:34:59 No.700163
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:34:59 No.700163
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>>700158
Yes, of course I'm kidding. No way you could change history like this.

It only caused all future barbarians to be complete and total wusses who are scared of everything. ultimately through their massive cowardice they willingly join the kingdom as slaves to have some semblance of security and spent the rest of their lives serving the kingdom and never inventing Coldgate.

Oh hey, maybe I'm kidding again, who knows.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)14:35:57 No.700166
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)14:35:57 No.700166
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>700163
Loot the cave?
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:36:30 No.700170
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:36:30 No.700170
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>700163
You're kidding too much, quickly finish the ritual and hope you don't wake up in the far far future
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:37:00 No.700172
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:37:00 No.700172
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>700163
but is Coldgate safe?
do this >>700166
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:40:42 No.700181
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:40:42 No.700181
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>>700170
Fine geez
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)14:42:06 No.700188
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)14:42:06 No.700188
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>700181
This is getting out of hand.
I mean we didn't even do a quest to do this glowy powerup bullshit.
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)14:42:25 No.700189
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)14:42:25 No.700189
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>700181
Cancel ritual and cast some dark seal so it'll only start once you finish your current quest!

>please nat 100
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:42:39 No.700190
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:42:39 No.700190
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>700181
Dream of undead sheep
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:43:22 No.700193
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:43:22 No.700193
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>700181
Nooooooooo
don't do it
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:47:41 No.700200
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>>700190
Yes, dream of undead sheep and other such things as you fall into a deep slumber beneath the mountains. Nesting, gathering your dark powers so that one day you may awaken and destroy the kingdom.
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)14:49:01 No.700203
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)14:49:01 No.700203
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>700200
And of course your ritual created a dark portal that should release you once openned
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Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v)
10/14/16(Fri)14:50:46 No.700206
Anonymous (ID: kNEaA60v) 10/14/16(Fri)14:50:46 No.700206
>>700200
Guess this means new story time?
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:51:52 No.700209
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:51:52 No.700209
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>700200
Goddamit, I thought we are over our edgy period of life.
Come on, grow up ya wuss. Can't you kill king with your fists, not with tricks?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:53:08 No.700211
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)14:53:08 No.700211
>>700209
Hey, if it's okay for you to spam one course of action to take a character, then it's okay for others to do so too.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)14:53:16 No.700213
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)14:53:16 No.700213
>>700200
Just gonna see if I have this level of timetravel bullshit down yet.
Barbmom goes back to civ thing that never happened, kills a giant demon thing with the king and totally a human king, goes to fuck about where tribes are gonna be, kills a giant chicken, and then goes to sleep.
And then in Civ Thing she becomes that horror behind the dragon's door, who in turn might be Greg's mom.
What I want to know is why did we choose fucking timetravel? This only complicates things.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)14:54:13 No.700215
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)14:54:13 No.700215
Assuming we just became Greg's Mother, then who is Greg?

Do we find and reanimate our dead son who is scared of jerky?
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)14:54:48 No.700218
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)14:54:48 No.700218
>>700211
I like your general idea, just think it's too soon.
I wanna explore more.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)14:57:49 No.700222
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)14:57:49 No.700222
>>700218
Like the idea of exploring more, but hey we got a powerup and we haven't slept yet so we won't die anytime soon, just try not to potentially fuck up history and make sure civ thing never happened

Time fuckery is always dangerous, the action of us kicking a pebble led to the dragons. Wonder how the forest will grow now
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)14:58:25 No.700223
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>>700203
Of course, don't want to sleepwalk now.

>>700213
Don't ask me, ask this guy >>699318 for the reason. But regarding to timeline, yes, that's what happened.

The only wrong part was The King here is actually the King's father. First showed up in Adventure Thing 2 in the Monk's adventure. Hence the stache+goatee combo.

>>700215
Nah, Greg is a new son. Born from the holy/unholy union of Necrobarbmom and A Paladin Boss. Way, way, wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy later.

>>700218
And manlets wanted Prince Gob I to build up his fortunes more, even planned to buy a lab. But then you fucked that up.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)14:59:58 No.700226
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)14:59:58 No.700226
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>700222
We should make a few peepholes to the outside world to spy on how the tribes are doing, if we even still have control of eldritch horror mom.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:00:39 No.700227
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:00:39 No.700227
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>700223
>And manlets wanted Prince Gob I to build up his fortunes more, even planned to buy a lab. But then you fucked that up.
Heeeey, they got badass hero they look up on from now on.
Some things are more precious than fortune, that's manlet dreams

so, save game end thread?
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)15:00:40 No.700228
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)15:00:40 No.700228
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>700223
Some faggy manlet stumbles upon the portal
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)15:00:47 No.700229
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)15:00:47 No.700229
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>700218
People also wanted to explore with the other characters
You know, while you were spamming posts about fighting everything

>>700223
Wake up to 2 dragons bickering while some masked guy open the door
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)15:00:59 No.700230
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)15:00:59 No.700230
>>700223
>>700226
Fuck
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:02:13 No.700231
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:02:13 No.700231
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>700229
>You know, while you were spamming posts about fighting everything
well you can fight AND explore.
ya wuss
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:02:21 No.700233
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:02:21 No.700233
>>700227
Don't use that excuse. If you can dish it out while not taking it, that makes you a wuss. Are you a wuss? C'mon. Are ya?
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:05:39 No.700243
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:05:39 No.700243
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>700233
I do not regret my actions, any of them.
Call me whatever you want
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)15:06:43 No.700248
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)15:06:43 No.700248
We still have the ashes of the First Tree right?

Sniff them to get good dreams when we sleep and await awakening
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:08:19 No.700251
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:08:19 No.700251
>>700243
It's not about regretting, it's about doing something to other people then complain when they do the exact same thing back.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)15:08:31 No.700253
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)15:08:31 No.700253
Also why are we sleeping the entire time?

Let's do some indoor magik training and power up for all the time we're gonna be chilling
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:09:22 No.700257
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:09:22 No.700257
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>>700228
Manlets won't exist for a loooong time.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:10:42 No.700262
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:10:42 No.700262
>>700251
I don't actually complain. It was more of dice roll war for me. People can do whatever. I just add banter, maybe bad banter, but that was my only intention.
I didn't complain about other barb threads which all go in not direction I wanted them to. If that'll do as any proof.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)15:10:42 No.700263
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)15:10:42 No.700263
>>700257
Make the entrance menacing and shit with dark edgy aura to get people insane
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MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6)
10/14/16(Fri)15:10:46 No.700264
MC Herbalist (ID: lr50IYX6) 10/14/16(Fri)15:10:46 No.700264
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>700257
Some faggy fungus-that-will-evolve-into-a-manlet grows near our portal.
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)15:11:44 No.700266
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)15:11:44 No.700266
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>700263
>>700257
Forgot roll
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:15:21 No.700275
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:15:21 No.700275
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>>700266

>>700262
yeah sure m8
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:17:50 No.700280
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:17:50 No.700280
>>700275
don't worry, I won't be able to mess with your threads all that longer anymore.
>>
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)15:17:59 No.700281
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)15:17:59 No.700281
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>700275
Mot menacing enough

MORE

Also decorate our crib and make it comfy and shit
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:22:56 No.700293
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:22:56 No.700293
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>>700281
And so you did. Setting forth events and machinations for the fuuuture.

The End.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:27:26 No.700304
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:27:26 No.700304
>>700293
thanks for bread
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:29:03 No.700311
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:29:03 No.700311
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>>700304
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)15:29:32 No.700315
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)15:29:32 No.700315
>>700311
oh shit bread
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:30:13 No.700318
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:30:13 No.700318
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>700311
add some slices sausages on that bread
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:33:18 No.700326
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:33:18 No.700326
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>>700315
>>700318
OH SHIT THE BREAD IS BEING THIEF'D
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)15:34:35 No.700331
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)15:34:35 No.700331
>>700326
Somebody should really call the guards on that Dickass Thief
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:35:10 No.700333
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:35:10 No.700333
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>700326
fine, I'll eat just sausages, white bread makes me fat anyway
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:37:24 No.700339
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:37:24 No.700339
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>>700333
>>700331
Oh shit
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:38:33 No.700345
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:38:33 No.700345
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>700339
Gotcha! Jokes on you! That sausage is made out of soybeans!
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)15:42:32 No.700362
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)15:42:32 No.700362
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>700339
Oh hey. Baby Greg. Complete with rattle
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:43:09 No.700363
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:43:09 No.700363
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>>700345
"lmao I'm only stealing this just so you can't have it. I aint gonna eat your gross ass foodd nigga"

In other news the character slect screen remains...unselected
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)15:44:35 No.700369
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)15:44:35 No.700369
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>700363
El Skelebool, the Paladin Mariachi bard.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:45:42 No.700375
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:45:42 No.700375
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>700363
"and I'm here just enjoying the show instead of running around like idiot"
>In other news the character slect screen remains...unselected
just roll for it yourself.
Otherwise we'll be biased barbarians who choose
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:47:35 No.700379
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:47:35 No.700379
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>>700363
And now, to be the most unbiased as possible, I will sacrifice a live goat and read its entrails for information
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)15:48:23 No.700381
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)15:48:23 No.700381
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>700375
B-b-b- but Skelebool!
Cmooon. I backed Manlet Rider

>>700379

Skelebool pls
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)15:48:23 No.700382
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)15:48:23 No.700382
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>700379
My inner goat says Orc!
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)15:49:20 No.700389
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)15:49:20 No.700389
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>700379
The goat will obviously choose the elf kid
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:49:58 No.700390
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:49:58 No.700390
>>700379
just saying that goat and skelebool share same skeleton
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:53:04 No.700398
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:53:04 No.700398
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>>700379
The neighborhood says sacrificing live goats is not allowed as they frown upon animal cruelty. Unless it's for food then it's fair game. But since this is not for food, I'll just have to listen to the goat's wisdom
Yes, yes Mr Goat. Hmm hmmm, alright, I see.
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)15:55:48 No.700403
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)15:55:48 No.700403
>>700398
WHAT DOES THE GOAT SAYS ?
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)15:57:21 No.700412
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)15:57:21 No.700412
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>700398
Goat confirmed as next MC
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:57:42 No.700415
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:57:42 No.700415
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>700403
"Random Orc 1, Skelebro 2, Elf Kid 3, El Skelebool 4"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:58:44 No.700422
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:58:44 No.700422
>>700415
goat is biased
I like him already
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)15:58:44 No.700423
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)15:58:44 No.700423
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>>700415
And so the next guy is this fucker. Running around the city protecting the skelemanlets from paladins
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)15:59:01 No.700424
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)15:59:01 No.700424
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>700415
Objection! Skeletons are lame!
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)15:59:50 No.700429
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)15:59:50 No.700429
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>700424
you have one yourself tho
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)16:00:17 No.700431
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)16:00:17 No.700431
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>700429
And it's super lame, just like the rest of me!
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)16:00:53 No.700435
Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp) 10/14/16(Fri)16:00:53 No.700435
>>700423
>>700424
The Goat works in mysterious way
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)16:02:02 No.700437
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)16:02:02 No.700437
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Alright so yeah, updates are here:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
yadda yadda, see you next time, yadda yadda
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Anonymous (ID: 0e+yV4S6)
10/14/16(Fri)16:02:10 No.700440
Anonymous (ID: 0e+yV4S6) 10/14/16(Fri)16:02:10 No.700440
>>700243
Fagget ass muncher hypocrite.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:02:55 No.700442
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:02:55 No.700442
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>700437
thanks for bread v2.0
>>700440
I love you too, anon
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)16:03:56 No.700444
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)16:03:56 No.700444
>>700437
Oh no the fingers are becoming a singularity.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)16:06:39 No.700452
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)16:06:39 No.700452
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>>700444
Ah shit
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)16:08:03 No.700454
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)16:08:03 No.700454
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>700452
RUN SKELEBOOL TELL THE OTHERS
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:08:14 No.700455
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:08:14 No.700455
>>700452
space police gives us warning about not controlling NPCs
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:09:34 No.700460
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:09:34 No.700460
>>700455
space time singularity police I mean
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)16:11:39 No.700466
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)16:11:39 No.700466
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>>700452
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:12:41 No.700470
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:12:41 No.700470
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>700466
hello darkness my old friend
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)16:13:24 No.700471
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)16:13:24 No.700471
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>700466
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EVEN THE CHILD WAS NOT SPARED
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)16:13:45 No.700474
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)16:13:45 No.700474
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>>700466
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Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/)
10/14/16(Fri)16:14:35 No.700481
Orc Saitama (ID: jhRQEc+/) 10/14/16(Fri)16:14:35 No.700481
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>700474
Red screen of death
RIP time for civ thing 2
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)16:14:58 No.700483
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)16:14:58 No.700483
>>700437
Thanks for thread. Update your shit!
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:14:59 No.700484
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:14:59 No.700484
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>700474
ENHANCE
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)16:15:22 No.700485
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)16:15:22 No.700485
>>700474
Wow I bet this was easy to make
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)16:16:35 No.700490
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>>700474
#patriotism

bye
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)16:17:49 No.700494
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)16:17:49 No.700494
>>700483
I already did
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)16:18:16 No.700495
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)16:18:16 No.700495
>>700490
It all makes sense now
bye
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:19:32 No.700502
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:19:32 No.700502
>>700490
it's been awhile since patriotic quest actually
that's why we need realrobo to win
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)16:19:37 No.700503
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)16:19:37 No.700503
>>700494
K bye
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)16:21:57 No.700508
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God this took far more time than I thought it would
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/14/16(Fri)16:23:41 No.700515
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/14/16(Fri)16:23:41 No.700515
>>700508
>Orc had 0 chance of being pointed at

Kek
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)16:25:12 No.700518
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>>700515
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:25:59 No.700523
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/14/16(Fri)16:25:59 No.700523
>>700518
I choose mystery box
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Anonymous (ID: aRpvAcfp)
10/14/16(Fri)16:35:56 No.700552
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>>700523
No box in sight
How OP can draw so fast is beyond me
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/14/16(Fri)16:40:58 No.700559
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>>700552
Vietnamese voodoo secrets
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)16:41:31 No.700561
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)16:41:31 No.700561
I just woke up, please tell me next adventure is Orc
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Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ)
10/14/16(Fri)16:43:32 No.700569
Anonymous (ID: 1mP+L6XZ) 10/14/16(Fri)16:43:32 No.700569
ah shit no. Orc Quest never ever.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)16:43:42 No.700570
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)16:43:42 No.700570
>>700561
Skeeltal
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Hats (ID: SlH2SSKx)
10/14/16(Fri)17:07:08 No.700649
Hats (ID: SlH2SSKx) 10/14/16(Fri)17:07:08 No.700649
>>700569
Never Orcs


But we did play a waifu today. A scary one, but one.
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)19:54:54 No.701513
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)19:54:54 No.701513
>>700561
yeah orc keeps getting shafted
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)19:57:22 No.701522
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)19:57:22 No.701522
>>701513
Maybe it's because in Civ Thing 1 it was the orcs who shafted everyone else
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)19:58:03 No.701525
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)19:58:03 No.701525
>>701513
Not as bad as dragons where the only choice is Messiah who just happens to have been degraded from Hero unit to Support unit
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)20:03:40 No.701556
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)20:03:40 No.701556
>>701522
really? because barbs have been trying to shaft every one else.
It was a mystery box that did this, you would have done the same thing.
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)20:04:59 No.701568
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)20:04:59 No.701568
>>701525
all in all saltyness is the real culprit
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)20:07:03 No.701582
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)20:07:03 No.701582
>>701556
Not really, just because there's a box doesn't mean I'll have open it
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)20:13:14 No.701618
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)20:13:14 No.701618
>>701582
If there's a mystery box it has to be opened.
It could hold anything, it could even hold a mystery box.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/14/16(Fri)20:15:41 No.701641
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/14/16(Fri)20:15:41 No.701641
>>701618
Yes but there were very clear instructions to not open it
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)20:18:51 No.701659
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)20:18:51 No.701659
>>701641
I have no regrets.
Besides it sorta felt like you were getting ready to end Civ Thing, I mean what was that over 20,000 posts, so what better way than giving you a reason.
Totally not just late justification for fucking up rolls
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Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt)
10/14/16(Fri)20:57:29 No.701897
Anonymous (ID: QUgyXJpt) 10/14/16(Fri)20:57:29 No.701897
>>701659
Can't we all just agree it was Dice God fuckery?
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)21:04:09 No.701921
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)21:04:09 No.701921
>>701897
Nah, only on the saving rolls it was.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/14/16(Fri)21:06:34 No.701931
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/14/16(Fri)21:06:34 No.701931
>>701897
It's all the Orcs fault
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)22:00:58 No.702216
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)22:00:58 No.702216
>>701582
that's a lie and you know it!
>>701931
blame the barbs, going on their murder spree, we had no choice but to look in the box.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/14/16(Fri)22:14:50 No.702327
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>>702216
>we had no choice but to look in the box.
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)22:17:15 No.702345
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)22:17:15 No.702345
>>702327
>Lost our mud huts
>lost our forest had
>to live with Manlets
>became nomads.
Yeah choices were limited
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/14/16(Fri)22:21:22 No.702369
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/14/16(Fri)22:21:22 No.702369
>>702345
The orcs were always nomads. They switched settlements several times even when it wasn't completely needed. Also I'm 99% sure that when the orcs were looking at the mystery box, none of them said 'hi we should use this against the barbarians as a weapon' or anything like that. The orcs just looked in because it because why not.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)22:26:11 No.702390
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)22:26:11 No.702390
>>702369
You find out what's in the box first and then you plan around it.
Fuck saitama though he cost us our hair in our final turns.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/14/16(Fri)22:29:41 No.702411
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/14/16(Fri)22:29:41 No.702411
>>702390
IIRC only one Orc actually wanted to look inside the box at the time and any others were at least somewhat skeptical. Although I can't remember the name of the Orc who did want to look in the box if that was the case.
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Anonymous (ID: lGtP6QJD)
10/14/16(Fri)22:33:58 No.702440
Anonymous (ID: lGtP6QJD) 10/14/16(Fri)22:33:58 No.702440
Last time I tried to wage a one-barb war against the king, I was drowned in spiders, the ate the spiders, then got wiped out. Status report for now?
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)22:34:15 No.702441
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)22:34:15 No.702441
>>702369
Orcs don't have that much brain power of strategy. You know we were limited in our choice making. If you gonna play the part play it right.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/14/16(Fri)22:37:55 No.702457
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/14/16(Fri)22:37:55 No.702457
>>702441
I thought the Orcs were traveling north to find a safe place to build up without being molested by other tribes like the Elves did after being beaten by the Barbs.
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Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU)
10/14/16(Fri)22:40:22 No.702467
Anonymous (ID: 0vkNBzsU) 10/14/16(Fri)22:40:22 No.702467
>>702457
We couldn't make a decision, Barbs just kept chasing us to kill us. One Orc said look in the box while I was asleep.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/14/16(Fri)23:50:22 No.702838
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/14/16(Fri)23:50:22 No.702838
>>702457
Original plan was to become nomads with a traveling caravan.
Then the kingbox happened and it became go as far north and as far away from the citadel as possible.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/15/16(Sat)00:57:48 No.703182
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/15/16(Sat)00:57:48 No.703182
>>702467
It was Emergency Orc
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Anonymous (ID: 4LzT1aSF)
10/15/16(Sat)06:22:38 No.703933
Anonymous (ID: 4LzT1aSF) 10/15/16(Sat)06:22:38 No.703933
>>702369
Orcs lost everything, that was literally the reason why we decided for Box, there was nothing worse that could happen to us. We were barely a handful (We were like 6 or 4 in game), 5 jason swords were looking for us, and the Manlets have formed an alliance with the Humans effectively kicking us out, expected worst case scenario we were gonna leave the box, have the dragons, humans, and gobbos deal with it and cut our losses since it's not like we were ever gonna bounce back.

>>702457
That was the plan, then we opened the box. Honest, it's not like we had any idea that it was gonna fucking end the game.
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Anonymous (ID: qejg82eL)
10/15/16(Sat)07:08:00 No.703947
Anonymous (ID: qejg82eL) 10/15/16(Sat)07:08:00 No.703947
>>703933
The Jasons were pretty fucking irrelevant lmao
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Anonymous (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/15/16(Sat)09:12:05 No.703995
Anonymous (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/15/16(Sat)09:12:05 No.703995
>>703947
Skeletons would have rekt them cuz they had no blood to steal
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)10:39:07 No.704081
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)10:39:07 No.704081
>>703947
The Jason Swords were pretty irrelevant. There were like 5 chasing after the elves but not a single one ever reached us.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)14:35:32 No.704794
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)14:35:32 No.704794
>>704081
They we're probably gonna show up whenever there was a low roll for scouting.
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Anonymous (ID: wd+x2NKw)
10/15/16(Sat)16:18:53 No.705353
Anonymous (ID: wd+x2NKw) 10/15/16(Sat)16:18:53 No.705353
>>704794
So any Barb roll
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)16:25:42 No.705386
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)16:25:42 No.705386
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>705353
rolling >80 for overruling "any"
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)16:27:40 No.705397
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)16:27:40 No.705397
>>705386
welp
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Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)16:45:37 No.705498
Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)16:45:37 No.705498
>>705397
Yup
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Anonymous (ID: qejg82eL)
10/15/16(Sat)17:10:35 No.705622
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>>705386
Out of how many scouts you guys did, how many actually succeeded?

I vaguely remember you guys barely scraping a good result by a few numbers
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)17:20:44 No.705677
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)17:20:44 No.705677
>>705622
I don't honestly remember exact number of total scouts. I think there was less than 10 but around 8.
Actually successful were two scouts(?), one with Brock Temple, don't remember other one.
All others, aside one negative result, were jack-shit results.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)17:39:59 No.705779
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)17:39:59 No.705779
>>705677
We found Brock Temple with Hat, then we found the Dangerous Beast hunting ground that we used for grinding.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)17:40:09 No.705782
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)17:40:09 No.705782
>>704794
>>705386
If y'all suck at scouting, just don't. It's as simply as that really.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)17:45:58 No.705821
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)17:45:58 No.705821
>>705782
We did good with one scouting, we got the manlets freedom in this quest, we got a hat we should really reclaim for Holy reasons, and we got a really nice sword that came back to try and kill us all.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)17:46:19 No.705826
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)17:46:19 No.705826
>>705782
why do you think we focused on being aggressive against other tribes? Precisely because after failing this many scout rolls while others got better results - at least I thought that we have no other choice but to be aggressive, otherwise we'd never catch up.
>>705779
completely forgot about that
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)17:56:45 No.705900
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)17:56:45 No.705900
>>705826
I thought it was because you were a hate driven character who wanted be a dick to other players in a order to get more (you)'s.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)18:16:16 No.706030
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)18:16:16 No.706030
>>705900
well, that wasn't my intention, but I can see how I could be seen like that.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)18:19:52 No.706058
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>>705900
also
why not both?
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)18:21:40 No.706071
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)18:21:40 No.706071
>>706030
>>700262
>I just add banter, maybe bad banter, but that was my only intention.
Banter is just a way to try and get (you)'s
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)18:24:20 No.706089
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)18:24:20 No.706089
>>706071
if I'd wanted (You) that bad - there are other easier ways to get them.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)18:26:37 No.706101
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)18:26:37 No.706101
>>706089
What would that be?
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)18:29:39 No.706114
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)18:29:39 No.706114
>>706101
just go and post on /v/ in console wars or waifu threads
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)18:30:08 No.706116
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)18:30:08 No.706116
>>706101
Making your own quest, fucking over players, or roll really good numbers they have to beat.
>>706114
Well that works as well.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)18:33:12 No.706138
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>>706116
>Making your own quest
>easy
I thought of that, but I don't have tenacity and enough motivation
I prefer just draw robots
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)18:35:25 No.706152
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)18:35:25 No.706152
>>706138
Okay yeah maybe that was a bad pick for "easy".
Still it seems to work out well for NaP, I mean look at how many replies he got during the final bit of Civ thing.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)18:40:07 No.706174
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>>706152
and enough salt to send him to hospital
but yeah, Civ thing was huge success
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)19:19:10 No.706421
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)19:19:10 No.706421
>>705900
No. We legit had no better way to progress. We had shit scout rolls, but amazing murder rolls
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)19:24:18 No.706456
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)19:24:18 No.706456
>>706421
I mostly remember the Barbarians slaughtering animals like river snakes, collecting their skulls and building up spells like meteor spam. When the Barbs did attack the Elves head on, it ended in defeat or a stalemate. The Orc fights I remember being more interesting overall but not amazing victories for the Barbs.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)19:27:43 No.706491
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)19:27:43 No.706491
>>706421
well I wouldn't call it amazing, around 50/50
we had quite a bit of failed attacks
>>706456
I think we won only two attacks against orcs. when they were meeting with elves and when we attacked lone orc which was just standing near village.
all other hand to hand battles end in our defeat or stalemate.
Meteor attack was made partly out of fear cause at that moment orcs had way too high attack bonus and were located near us.
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)19:36:00 No.706545
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)19:36:00 No.706545
>>706491
What that time after you launch a meteor on the old forest the orcs were occupying and it actually succeeded. I remember the orcs heading east for revenge and the Barbs west to finish off the orcs with both tribes meeting each other in the open. I remember that either in a stalemate favoring the barbarian or a barbarian victory.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)19:37:52 No.706554
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)19:37:52 No.706554
>>706545
dunno, my memory is quite shit for most part. Maybe Hats will clarify better than me.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)19:38:05 No.706555
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)19:38:05 No.706555
>>706491
Glad you agreed with the Meteor idea. It was a lot of arm twisting to convince you to grind.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)19:39:25 No.706560
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)19:39:25 No.706560
>>706545
Original plan was to try and put an end to all those fucking space rocks that came down every other goddamn turn, but we got our ass whooped and instead we tried to make a caravan home so you couldn't ever really zero in on us with more spacerocks.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)19:40:39 No.706567
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)19:40:39 No.706567
>>706545
Barbs won by killing Fred the Unicorn. It was 3 orcs vs the entire Barb tribe. Orc bonus was so high the entire population almost stalemated against 3 Orcs. Wanpan and a female Orc escaped.

The same turn, elves fed the Orcs that stayed with them to the mutant forest.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)19:41:42 No.706572
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)19:41:42 No.706572
>>706555
we'll never know how'd barbatroopers would do tho
oh well.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)19:43:03 No.706583
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)19:43:03 No.706583
>>706560
Radius effects would have raped you. But we wouldnt have known where you moved too, like the elves.
>>706572
No._
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)19:44:22 No.706595
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)19:44:22 No.706595
>>706567
To be honest the Orcs deserved it. They knocked out our champion and doomed our forest. It just felt right to kill the orcs with us when their population got devastated.

Ps I'm Elf without hemp/Hemp chewing Elf
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)19:45:05 No.706603
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)19:45:05 No.706603
>>706583
you are no fun
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)19:47:24 No.706631
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)19:47:24 No.706631
>>706603
We did Rock Music, which we originally rhought would be more useless
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/15/16(Sat)19:49:55 No.706660
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/15/16(Sat)19:49:55 No.706660
>>706631
well it was more SANE idea, that's why we did it.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)19:52:19 No.706678
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)19:52:19 No.706678
>>706660
That too.
So... how will we make the Official Canon into Canon Solidhat and forever embed ourselves in NaP history much to the salt of every other player?

We already made Barbmom Greg's mom. Should we futher taint the lorepool?
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)19:55:46 No.706702
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)19:55:46 No.706702
>>706678
Stop dissing the OP.
>>
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)19:57:11 No.706714
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)19:57:11 No.706714
>>706678
Let's not go the George Lucas route.
I don't want CGI barbmom tripping the king in the final battle of Kingslayer.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)20:02:17 No.706753
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)20:02:17 No.706753
>>706714
But we need to give the Kings Brother eyelids to blink! And Lolisniffer didnt shoot first!
>>
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/15/16(Sat)20:04:03 No.706770
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/15/16(Sat)20:04:03 No.706770
>>706753
>implying lolisniffer is a faster shot than texas
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)20:06:03 No.706790
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)20:06:03 No.706790
>>706770
Not fast enough to not get raped 6 times
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/15/16(Sat)21:15:35 No.707244
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/15/16(Sat)21:15:35 No.707244
>>706678
Who the fuck is Canon Solidhat
>>
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/15/16(Sat)21:35:50 No.707360
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/15/16(Sat)21:35:50 No.707360
>>707244
That's a good question. Let's wait and see the Barbarians response.
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Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)22:14:33 No.707574
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)22:14:33 No.707574
>>707244
The arena barb who got stabbed to death in the arena by the centaur. Canon won the roll in that story
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/15/16(Sat)22:37:15 No.707708
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/15/16(Sat)22:37:15 No.707708
>>707574
The hell does that have to do with the other Canon
>>
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/15/16(Sat)22:38:46 No.707722
Hats (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/15/16(Sat)22:38:46 No.707722
>>707708
Whatever our imaginations do with it, dammit!


Why are you so grouchy today?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/15/16(Sat)22:41:34 No.707750
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/15/16(Sat)22:41:34 No.707750
>>707722
What, because I use swear words means I'm grouchy now fucker?
Besides the arena barb is dead anyway.
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Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq)
10/16/16(Sun)19:00:41 No.712162
Anonymous (ID: AHwU9lvq) 10/16/16(Sun)19:00:41 No.712162
>>707750
Yea. Ya grouch.


Also... altered history, blah blah blah
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/16/16(Sun)21:03:33 No.713167
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/16/16(Sun)21:03:33 No.713167
>>712162
>altering history when you're already dead
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Anonymous (ID: 4LzT1aSF)
10/17/16(Mon)04:01:44 No.715713
Anonymous (ID: 4LzT1aSF) 10/17/16(Mon)04:01:44 No.715713
>>703947
that's because they didn't show up till the end of the quest, and by the time they showed up. There was barely a handful of turns left until we fucked up the saving roll.
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Anonymous (ID: QFhmKIFm)
10/17/16(Mon)07:58:21 No.715918
Anonymous (ID: QFhmKIFm) 10/17/16(Mon)07:58:21 No.715918
>>713167
Grrrruuuummmmpppp


*thanks for the skeleton*
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)02:53:45 No.719662
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)02:53:45 No.719662
Alright, who's here for skeletons
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)02:57:40 No.719667
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)02:57:40 No.719667
>>719662
I'm here for Orcs but skeletons are fine
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)02:58:55 No.719669
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)02:58:55 No.719669
>>719662
I'm here with my totally unbiased actions
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:12:16 No.719688
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:12:16 No.719688
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Alright, next protag, Skelebro, protecting skelemanlets from paladins. Currently managed to find a secluded hiding spot in a corner of the city to rest and regroup, what do?
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)03:14:00 No.719693
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)03:14:00 No.719693
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>719688
Punch self in face
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)03:14:23 No.719694
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)03:14:23 No.719694
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>719688
start punching ourselves furiously in the groin
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:14:42 No.719696
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:14:42 No.719696
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>719688
silently punch self in the face and check current stats and skills and party
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:18:45 No.719702
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:18:45 No.719702
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>>719696
Your buddy, Skelebro Jr., has also gone missing
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)03:19:40 No.719704
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)03:19:40 No.719704
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>719702
Have the skelemanlets scout ahead and see if it's safe to come out. They're smaller so they can hide easier.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:19:54 No.719705
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:19:54 No.719705
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>719702
Any clues where Skelebro jr can be?
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)03:20:31 No.719707
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)03:20:31 No.719707
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>719702
Try and use your skelesense to find out his rattling.
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)03:21:54 No.719710
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)03:21:54 No.719710
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>719702
Why do they hate us ;_;
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:24:30 No.719718
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:24:30 No.719718
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>>719704
Right, right, scouting.

Roll 2d100 for results, first is pickings, second is decider.
1-19: totally not safe
20-69: not safe
70-99: safe
100: sweet loot
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:25:04 No.719720
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:25:04 No.719720
Rolled 80, 2 = 82 (2d100)

>>719718
scouting! What can pooooossibly go wrong
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:26:07 No.719722
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:26:07 No.719722
>>719720
nice been knowing ya mini skelle bros
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)03:26:26 No.719724
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)03:26:26 No.719724
Rolled 57, 7 = 64 (2d100)

>>719718
barbs will never oroll high
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)03:26:53 No.719728
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)03:26:53 No.719728
Rolled 21, 17 = 38 (2d100)

>>719718
Give them a cardboard box also
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)03:26:56 No.719729
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)03:26:56 No.719729
Rolled 74, 23 = 97 (2d100)

>>719718
this is it, the dreaded barbarian scouting roll.

>>719720
>>719724
Are Barbs just cursed for scouting?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:29:21 No.719733
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:29:21 No.719733
Truly scouting for barbs is cursed, it's fucking cursed
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)03:31:02 No.719737
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)03:31:02 No.719737
>>719733
so cursed that it stole the picture
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:32:59 No.719739
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:32:59 No.719739
>>719720
Turns out the skelemanlets alerted some nearby paladins who purged them...and tracked them back to your hiding spot too.

>>719737
Because that wasn't the picture you dumbass
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:34:02 No.719741
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:34:02 No.719741
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>>719739
But this is
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:35:21 No.719743
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:35:21 No.719743
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>719739
>>719741
assuming we are in the corner of the city how hard will be to RUN THE FUCK AWAY OUTTA HERE?
Protect your party while they are escaping
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)03:35:22 No.719745
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)03:35:22 No.719745
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>719741
OH NO RUN BACK AND HOPE HE DOESN'T FOLLOW YOU BACK TO YOUR GROUP!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)03:35:35 No.719746
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)03:35:35 No.719746
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>719741
SWARM HIM
POWER OF NUMBERS
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)03:37:43 No.719747
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)03:37:43 No.719747
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>719741
Loudly yell "WE DINDU NUFFIN, #SKELETONUNLIVESMATTER"
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:42:14 No.719751
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:42:14 No.719751
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>>719743
Attempting to protect skelemanlets while they make their escape
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:43:29 No.719755
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:43:29 No.719755
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>719751
Taunt paladins so they switch all attention on you!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)03:43:37 No.719756
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)03:43:37 No.719756
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>719751
SKELECHOMP THE PALADIN'S FINGERS SO YOU CAN TAKE THE HAMMER
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:46:44 No.719762
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:46:44 No.719762
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>>719755
This gave the skelegobs the chance to slink into the darkness
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:48:41 No.719766
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:48:41 No.719766
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>719762
now save your own bones and escape yourself
try to create a commotion, look for a crowd to hide in.
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)03:49:12 No.719767
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)03:49:12 No.719767
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>719762
throw our head towards the manlet, we can find a new body but first we need to escape!
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:53:14 No.719778
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:53:14 No.719778
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>719766
But since you used your taunting to get the attention of paladins, escaping them entails....rolling the second number higher than my number

Roll 2d100

Eh probably not hard
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)03:53:57 No.719780
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)03:53:57 No.719780
Rolled 69, 10 = 79 (2d100)

>>719778
ez
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)03:54:41 No.719783
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)03:54:41 No.719783
Rolled 59, 55 = 114 (2d100)

>>719778
muh rolls
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)03:56:45 No.719787
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)03:56:45 No.719787
>>719778
I mean c'mon, it would be a a miracle to lose this
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:00:02 No.719792
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:00:02 No.719792
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>>719780
That was kinda close though, the fuck
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:01:02 No.719793
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:01:02 No.719793
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>719792
Ayyyy
Let's regroup with our manlets
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:01:24 No.719794
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:01:24 No.719794
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>719792
living on the edge.
escape further, make sure that paladins lose track fo you
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:07:39 No.719801
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:07:39 No.719801
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>>719793
Now wwhere did they run off to
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:08:42 No.719804
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:08:42 No.719804
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>719801
Look behind you, they were hiding in plain sight
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)04:08:46 No.719805
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)04:08:46 No.719805
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>719801

We should also look for Skelebool, Fred, the skeletized Barbarian Ex-Chief, and our Skeledragon so we're not as weak. Where did we last saw them?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:08:49 No.719806
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:08:49 No.719806
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>719801
look around you, which buildings have a nice deep basements. Preferably filled with tinkering.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:09:53 No.719808
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:09:53 No.719808
also just saying that there was pedo skeleton sighted
we need him in our party.
for lolisniffing reasons
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:15:18 No.719813
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:15:18 No.719813
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>>719805
Ah yes, those guys. Lessee. El Skelebool was last seen outside the city, Fred managed to escape into the sewers, Barbarian Ex-chief status is unknown while Boss Skeledragon managed to fly to some mountains in the South
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)04:16:13 No.719815
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)04:16:13 No.719815
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>719813
To the sewers we go!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:16:51 No.719816
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:16:51 No.719816
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>719813
EXPLORE THE SEWERS
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:17:25 No.719817
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:17:25 No.719817
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>719813
try to locate manlets first >>719806
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:18:32 No.719819
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:18:32 No.719819
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>719813

Is this a collect-a-thon now? How many manlets do we have to find? Maybe one is hidden in this barrel.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:22:38 No.719823
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:22:38 No.719823
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>>719815
Well, the nearest sewer opening has 2 guards near it

"Man, I met an elf kid yesterday"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, the kid was going shopping or something and then started asking for prostitutes n shit"

"wat"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:23:55 No.719826
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:23:55 No.719826
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>719823
Whistle to distract one of them, when he comes by the corner, stealthily take him out by choking him.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:24:12 No.719827
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:24:12 No.719827
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>719823
throw a rock to distract them
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:25:56 No.719830
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:25:56 No.719830
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>719823
distract by throwing voice
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:27:14 No.719832
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:27:14 No.719832
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>>719827
"Hey, you heard that?"

"Yeah, sounds kinda like a rock thrown to distract us so we'd leaved out posts to go check it out"

"So, you wanna go check it out?"

"Yeah sure"
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:28:02 No.719833
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:28:02 No.719833
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>719832
Descend into the sewer while they're distracted.
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:29:12 No.719834
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:29:12 No.719834
Rolled 22, 3 = 25 (2d100)

>>719833
WELP CANT BEAT THAT, UNLESS I BRING DOUBLE 100S

Backflip into sewer
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:32:17 No.719838
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:32:17 No.719838
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>>719833
YOu are now down in the sewers
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:33:06 No.719841
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:33:06 No.719841
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>719838
light a torch or find one off a wall sconce
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:33:52 No.719842
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:33:52 No.719842
>>719838
look around for secret passages, whistling good old rock music tunes
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:33:56 No.719843
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:33:56 No.719843
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>719838
Shout and see if any manlets respond
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:34:55 No.719845
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:34:55 No.719845
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>719838
>>719842
fug
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:38:01 No.719847
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:38:01 No.719847
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>>719841
Kinda strange since skeletons don't even have eyes. But anyway, light.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:39:14 No.719849
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:39:14 No.719849
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>719847
search around for clues left by Fred
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:39:17 No.719850
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:39:17 No.719850
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>719847
We roll to find our manlets
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:40:05 No.719851
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:40:05 No.719851
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>719847
Time to follow some tracks
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)04:41:26 No.719853
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)04:41:26 No.719853
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>719847
Sing a cute and catchy pop song from the east lure out Fred
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:48:30 No.719858
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:48:30 No.719858
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>>719851
Following some tracks
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:50:02 No.719861
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:50:02 No.719861
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>719858
those some nice tunes actually
appreciate Fred's taste
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:50:47 No.719863
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:50:47 No.719863
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>719858
get a raging clue
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)04:55:45 No.719868
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)04:55:45 No.719868
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>>719863
"GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH IS THATTAWAY, FUCK!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)04:56:38 No.719870
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)04:56:38 No.719870
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>719868
GO THAT WAY
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)04:56:39 No.719871
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)04:56:39 No.719871
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>719868
go in general direction of THATTAWAY
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)04:59:19 No.719874
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)04:59:19 No.719874
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>719868
THANKS RAGING CLUE
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:01:29 No.719875
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:01:29 No.719875
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>>719870
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:01:57 No.719876
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:01:57 No.719876
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>719875
sup
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:03:15 No.719878
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:03:15 No.719878
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>719875
nice daki
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)05:04:36 No.719879
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)05:04:36 No.719879
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>719875
Ask him about what he knows
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:04:44 No.719880
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:04:44 No.719880
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>>719876
"Just down here chillin' while enjoying these eastern scrolls brah"
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:05:20 No.719881
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:05:20 No.719881
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>719880
oh shit is that tentacle porn?
let me see
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:05:57 No.719882
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:05:57 No.719882
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>719880
"ancient" my ass
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:06:59 No.719883
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:06:59 No.719883
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>719880
wanna move out of city together
running from paladins got old
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:07:11 No.719884
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:07:11 No.719884
>>719882
>>719880
for some reason i read it as ancient eastern scrolls, woops
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:08:23 No.719885
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:08:23 No.719885
>>719884
>>719882
Todd plz
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:08:42 No.719886
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:08:42 No.719886
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>>719882
"Yes, I suppose your ass is pretty ancient"
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:09:37 No.719887
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:09:37 No.719887
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>719886
So you want to live here or escape from this city?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:16:41 No.719895
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:16:41 No.719895
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>>719887
"Hmmm, let's see. Stay here in the sewers, secretly reading the eastern scrolls while fearing for my unlife, never knowing when will a paladin bust in and catch me in the middle of perusing some sick eastern porn. Or escape and freely read estern scrolls, never knowing when will a tribemember bust in and catch me in the middle of perusing some sick eastern porn...well gee, I dunno"
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:19:00 No.719899
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:19:00 No.719899
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>719895
The latter, we've got to free our other skeleton brothers
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:19:09 No.719900
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:19:09 No.719900
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>719895
Why not stop reading the sick eastern scrolls?
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)05:19:19 No.719901
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)05:19:19 No.719901
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>719895
We could always just go to their church and convert to their religion and not deal with any of this shit. I heard they gave you your waifus in the afterlife.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:20:11 No.719904
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:20:11 No.719904
>>719900
you are talking crazy
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:21:31 No.719906
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:21:31 No.719906
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>>719899
"well okay.....what about our human ones?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:22:47 No.719907
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:22:47 No.719907
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>719906
Do they still like us?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:22:59 No.719908
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:22:59 No.719908
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>719906
can't trust meatbags
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:24:47 No.719909
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:24:47 No.719909
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>>719908
"well okay, fuck 'em then"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:26:16 No.719911
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:26:16 No.719911
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>719909
Get geared up with Fred's weeaboo equipment
equip the daki on your back
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:26:19 No.719912
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:26:19 No.719912
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>719909
search for skelemanlets together
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:27:54 No.719913
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:27:54 No.719913
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>719909
What would happen if we surrendered to the paladins, would they kill us or convert us..I wonder.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:30:29 No.719914
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:30:29 No.719914
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>>719912
"Gimme a bit, gotta pack up my stuff"
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:32:26 No.719917
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:32:26 No.719917
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>719914
>>719900

Maybe people would think you were less of a creep if you stopped with the eastern stuff
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)05:35:35 No.719918
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)05:35:35 No.719918
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>719914
We look out for any possible intruders, spies, or paladins that could have followed us
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:36:00 No.719919
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:36:00 No.719919
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>>719917
Fred silently stares at you in contempt
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)05:36:38 No.719920
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)05:36:38 No.719920
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>719919
forget I said anything
>>
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)05:38:02 No.719922
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)05:38:02 No.719922
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>719919
break his horn off
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:39:38 No.719925
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:39:38 No.719925
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>>719920
"Yeah, sure. Sure"

But deep down inside, both you and he knows that this was something that can mever be forgotten.
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:40:40 No.719927
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:40:40 No.719927
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>719925
Rub his horn
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:43:45 No.719930
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:43:45 No.719930
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>>719927
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Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)05:44:25 No.719931
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)05:44:25 No.719931
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>719930
now break it off
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:44:52 No.719932
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:44:52 No.719932
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>719930
Alright, time to search for manlets
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)05:45:15 No.719933
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)05:45:15 No.719933
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>719930
let's leave and find the skelemanlets already
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:47:19 No.719935
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:47:19 No.719935
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>>719931
"What?! HOw dare you?!"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:48:11 No.719937
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:48:11 No.719937
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>719935
Stuff it into his eye hole
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)05:48:40 No.719938
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)05:48:40 No.719938
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>719935
Now they won't recognize you, durr
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)05:48:58 No.719939
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)05:48:58 No.719939
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>719935
attach it to one of your many cloak shoulder horns
"Sorry, bad habit"
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:48:58 No.719940
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:48:58 No.719940
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>719935
put it back
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:51:41 No.719943
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:51:41 No.719943
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>>719940
Aw man, it's not going back
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)05:52:05 No.719945
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)05:52:05 No.719945
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>719943
ducttape it
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:52:30 No.719947
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:52:30 No.719947
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>719943
Use the special glue that the easterners have
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)05:57:46 No.719950
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)05:57:46 No.719950
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>>719945
The hell's ducttape
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)05:58:57 No.719952
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)05:58:57 No.719952
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>719950
>>719947
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:00:03 No.719953
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:00:03 No.719953
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>719950
magic
I mean it's orc. their stuff holds together with literal magic cause they can't build shit otherwise.
it's just doesn't show as skill, being a perk of the race
>>
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD)
10/18/16(Tue)06:00:22 No.719955
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD) 10/18/16(Tue)06:00:22 No.719955
Rolled 4 (1d100)

Hah. This is going well!
>>719950
Ask about his dance troupe
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:04:45 No.719961
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:04:45 No.719961
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>>719953
Yeah but you aint an orc. PLus all their crap stays together with hardened mud anyway. Or ropes. Anyway

"I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT NOW, THE INSULTS TO SUPERIOR EASTERN CULTURE, THE BREAKING OF MY HORN. YOU ARE A TRAITOR! YOU HAVE JOINED THE KINGDOM, HAVEN'T YOU?! TRAITOR!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)06:06:17 No.719964
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)06:06:17 No.719964
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>719961
bash in the skeleorcs skull with a rock
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:06:34 No.719965
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:06:34 No.719965
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>719961
NO
THAT'S NOT TRUE
WE HAVE NO AFFILIATION TO HOODED BONES
>>
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD)
10/18/16(Tue)06:06:52 No.719966
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD) 10/18/16(Tue)06:06:52 No.719966
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>719961
Paladins show up.

"Nope."

Run!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:07:14 No.719967
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:07:14 No.719967
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>719961
nigga you high
I risked my bones for skelemanlets, they'll tell
also eastern shit banned in kingdom, I gain nothing from insulting it.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:08:50 No.719970
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:08:50 No.719970
>>719966
>Paladins show up.
you can't control NPCs
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:09:20 No.719972
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:09:20 No.719972
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>>719965
"AH HAH! YOU OUTRIGHT ADMITTED YOU NO LONGER FOLLOW OUR CHIEF! YOU FUCKING TRAITOR! SCUM! ASSHOLE! JERK! WUSS! TERRIBLE ROCK THROWER!"
>>
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD)
10/18/16(Tue)06:09:27 No.719973
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD) 10/18/16(Tue)06:09:27 No.719973
>>719970
We did during barbmom quest, didnt we?
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)06:10:32 No.719974
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)06:10:32 No.719974
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>719972
He is clearly gone insane via solitude, Bash in his skull and kill him
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:10:37 No.719975
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:10:37 No.719975
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>719972
Smash skull in with his own horn
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)06:10:45 No.719977
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)06:10:45 No.719977
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>719972
Fine, go to the paladins if you want to follow Hooded Bones and the other Orcs to their "Waifu Heaven" if you love them so much, I'm gonna go find the skelemanlets

>>719973
I don't think so
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:10:47 No.719978
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:10:47 No.719978
>>719973
No
>>
Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/18/16(Tue)06:10:52 No.719979
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/18/16(Tue)06:10:52 No.719979
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>719972

Use our magic to reattach Fred's horn.
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)06:11:08 No.719980
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)06:11:08 No.719980
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>719972
Fine, stay in the sewer.
>>
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD)
10/18/16(Tue)06:11:08 No.719981
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD) 10/18/16(Tue)06:11:08 No.719981
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>719972
Hooded Bones is leading the charge of purging us not-captured skeletons!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:11:20 No.719982
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:11:20 No.719982
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>719972
calm the fuck down, I'm not.
I just like horns on my armor, habit
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:12:24 No.719985
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:12:24 No.719985
these diplomatic efforts doesn't pay off
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:15:53 No.719989
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:15:53 No.719989
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>>719977
"WHAT? SO YOU CAN BETRAY THEM TOO?! I WON'T LET YOU!"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:17:07 No.719991
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:17:07 No.719991
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>719989
REVERSE SUPLEX
>>
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD)
10/18/16(Tue)06:17:15 No.719992
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD) 10/18/16(Tue)06:17:15 No.719992
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>719989
Time fer a tussle
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)06:17:26 No.719993
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)06:17:26 No.719993
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>719974
>>719989
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:17:58 No.719995
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:17:58 No.719995
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>719989
goddamit, it's not the time to fight between ourselves.
are you gone insane, orc? Your eastern tomes heros are disappointed.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:22:16 No.719999
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:22:16 No.719999
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>>719991
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)06:23:04 No.720001
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)06:23:04 No.720001
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>719999
now smash his skull into dust
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:23:17 No.720002
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:23:17 No.720002
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>719999
Shove his horn in his mouth so he can't speak
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:23:35 No.720003
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:23:35 No.720003
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>719999
punch some sense into him
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:26:25 No.720009
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:26:25 No.720009
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>>720002
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:27:34 No.720012
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:27:34 No.720012
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>720009
and convince him that we has nothing to deal with paladins, kingdom and other meatbag bullshit
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:27:38 No.720013
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:27:38 No.720013
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>720009
DECAPITATE HIS HEAD FROM HIS BODY WITH A HOOK
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:32:20 No.720017
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:32:20 No.720017
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>>720012
But then you got punched before you get to say anything
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:33:06 No.720021
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:33:06 No.720021
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>720017
god fucking dammit, can't reason with orcs
just punch sense into him till he become either sensible or senseless
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:33:20 No.720023
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:33:20 No.720023
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>720017
>>720013
FUCK DIPLOMACY, IT'S USELESS
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)06:34:31 No.720026
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)06:34:31 No.720026
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>720017
fuck, this shit you weeb.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:37:00 No.720027
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:37:00 No.720027
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>720023
Alright, proper fightin' n shit

Roll 2d100, you how it goes, be higher than my shitty number, easy
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:37:45 No.720028
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:37:45 No.720028
Rolled 21, 54 = 75 (2d100)

>>720027
FUCK YOU WEEABOO
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:38:33 No.720029
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:38:33 No.720029
Rolled 28, 22 = 50 (2d100)

>>720027
so who do you called wuss again, idiot?
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)06:39:32 No.720033
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)06:39:32 No.720033
Rolled 12, 89 = 101 (2d100)

>>720027
Rip and tear
>>
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD)
10/18/16(Tue)06:41:02 No.720036
Hats (ID: UbqmXzGD) 10/18/16(Tue)06:41:02 No.720036
Rolled 55, 20 = 75 (2d100)

>>720027
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:44:08 No.720038
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:44:08 No.720038
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>>720029
[muffled "you" punctuated by a quick dodge and counter]
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:45:16 No.720039
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:45:16 No.720039
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>720038
keep exchanging blows and become best bros
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:45:53 No.720041
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:45:53 No.720041
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>720038
ROLL AGAIN FOR ANOTHER PUNCH
FUCK HIM UP
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:51:21 No.720043
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:51:21 No.720043
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>720039
Exchanging blows, roll 2d100 again
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:52:02 No.720044
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:52:02 No.720044
Rolled 3, 82 = 85 (2d100)

>>720043
YOUR FAVORITE ANIME IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:52:03 No.720045
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:52:03 No.720045
Rolled 54, 4 = 58 (2d100)

>>720043
FISTS OF FRIENDSHIP
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)06:53:46 No.720047
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)06:53:46 No.720047
Rolled 27, 23 = 50 (2d100)

>>720043
crush his skull
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)06:56:06 No.720049
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)06:56:06 No.720049
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>>720045
Not only did you fail to establish friendship, you are also getting yo ass beat
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Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)06:57:50 No.720051
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)06:57:50 No.720051
Rolled 50, 17 = 67 (2d100)

>>720049
WHY CAN'T YOU STOP BEING A WEEEEB
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)06:58:31 No.720052
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)06:58:31 No.720052
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>720049
Apologize profusely. The skelegobbos are more important right now
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)06:58:38 No.720053
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)06:58:38 No.720053
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>720049
SKELEBRO JR
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
SAVE US
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)06:59:03 No.720054
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)06:59:03 No.720054
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>720049
and here I thought I'll have someone to watch Mobile Golem Rockdam together
kick his dakimakura
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:03:04 No.720056
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:03:04 No.720056
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>>720053
MEANWHILE

"Yes, yes. So joining the guild gives free dental care huh? Hmmm"
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:04:30 No.720057
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:04:30 No.720057
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>720056
Oral hygiene is always important. Sign up.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:05:07 No.720060
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:05:07 No.720060
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>720056
nah, fuck dental
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)07:05:34 No.720061
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)07:05:34 No.720061
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>720056
unfortunately we are not Skelebro Jr, return to us getting our ass beat, accept defeat and wait for Fred to calm down. Dude did beat Wan Pan
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:05:45 No.720064
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:05:45 No.720064
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>720056
"what other benefits do I get?"
>>
Hats (ID: fdj79E38)
10/18/16(Tue)07:06:21 No.720065
Hats (ID: fdj79E38) 10/18/16(Tue)07:06:21 No.720065
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>720056
Your best friend is missing. Dont be selfish!
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:08:51 No.720067
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:08:51 No.720067
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>>720057
As you express the importance of dental hygiene, Fred knocks out all your teeth
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:09:33 No.720068
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:09:33 No.720068
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>720067
>>720054
also does it means that if orc has dakimakura of kinght babes - he is traitor instead
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:11:40 No.720071
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:11:40 No.720071
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>720067
spirit call your lawyer
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:17:54 No.720078
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:17:54 No.720078
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>>720068
"IT WAS A COLLECTORS ITEM YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" yelled Fred as he chewed through the horn in his mouth in his rage. He is also hitting you much harder now. To the point that you may be getting a game over
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:18:53 No.720080
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:18:53 No.720080
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>720078
CALL HIS WAIFU CUTE
IT MIGHT WORK
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:19:25 No.720081
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:19:25 No.720081
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>720078
Bro apologises
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:20:15 No.720084
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:20:15 No.720084
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>720078
He uses the "leg drop of shitty click bait journalism destroyer"

a la Hulk Hogan
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:20:19 No.720085
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:20:19 No.720085
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>720078
try to get away from him or something, distract him with singing Love-Love Babb-chan
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:23:08 No.720089
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:23:08 No.720089
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>720081
Alright, roll 2d100 to apologize. Shouldn't be too hard. I mean c'maaan.
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:23:47 No.720090
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:23:47 No.720090
Rolled 28, 52 = 80 (2d100)

>>720089
cute waifu by the way
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:23:53 No.720091
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:23:53 No.720091
Rolled 10, 37 = 47 (2d100)

>>720089
yeah, what can POSSIBLY go wrong with 2d100 rolls today, anyway
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:25:13 No.720094
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:25:13 No.720094
Rolled 94, 89 = 183 (2d100)

>>720089
do it with the simple "lie down, roll, try not to cry, cry a lot"
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:26:12 No.720097
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:26:12 No.720097
>>720094
>finally good 2d roll
>probably too late
welp
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:28:11 No.720100
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:28:11 No.720100
>>720090
YOur apology falls on deaf ears as Fred smashes you into dust.

Game Ovah.

Shit.
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:29:03 No.720102
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:29:03 No.720102
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>720100
hey, switch us to skelebro jr
also you forgot your image again
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:29:13 No.720105
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:29:13 No.720105
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>>720100
Fred smashed you so hard the picture got smashed too
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:29:34 No.720107
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:29:34 No.720107
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>720100
>>720105
reload from quicksave
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:30:14 No.720108
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:30:14 No.720108
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>720105
Switch to Skelebro JR
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:30:20 No.720109
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:30:20 No.720109
>>720105
That sucks. Skelebro was the ONLY noble wild barb and he gets fucked by shit rolls.

Sounds like Prince Impo
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:31:30 No.720111
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:31:30 No.720111
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>720105
>>720100
welp
I knew you can't trust other races,e ven their skeletons
>>
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1)
10/18/16(Tue)07:31:43 No.720112
Anonymous (ID: APIRh1+1) 10/18/16(Tue)07:31:43 No.720112
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>720105
>>720100
Aren't we undead? I thought only holy sit can kill us?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:32:01 No.720113
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:32:01 No.720113
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>>720107
There is no quicksave.

Oh well, such is life. Time for character select.
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:32:39 No.720115
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:32:39 No.720115
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>720113
mystery box option please
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:33:04 No.720116
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:33:04 No.720116
>>720112
Skeletons can be slain by skeletons if skeletons smash skeletons into skeleton dust
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:33:25 No.720118
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:33:25 No.720118
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>720113
use mods to expand character select choice
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:34:14 No.720120
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:34:14 No.720120
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>720113
Elf Mom
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:35:33 No.720121
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:35:33 No.720121
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>>720115
And the mystery box reveals...A dragon 1 day before being brutally murdered via anal penetration
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:36:42 No.720123
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:36:42 No.720123
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>720121
Elf Kid then
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)07:37:00 No.720124
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)07:37:00 No.720124
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>720121
orc
totally not for revenge purposes
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:37:04 No.720125
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:37:04 No.720125
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>720121
>>720118
add something ridiculous

something an autistic modder would do
>>
Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/18/16(Tue)07:37:39 No.720127
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/18/16(Tue)07:37:39 No.720127
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>720121

Dragon AP victim.
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:38:56 No.720130
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:38:56 No.720130
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>720121
El skelebool
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:40:48 No.720133
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:40:48 No.720133
I petition that this Adventure is not canon!

The Dance Troupe died in first adventure! Greg was part of it
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:41:05 No.720134
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:41:05 No.720134
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>>720125
Like...Barb-chan from the national sensation Love-Love Barb-chan.

But that'd be too stupid even for this adventure. Let's just pretend this post is invisible.
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:41:44 No.720136
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:41:44 No.720136
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>720134
no way OP you sneaky snake

Barbarian mahou shoujo it is
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:41:50 No.720137
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:41:50 No.720137
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>720134
RABU RABU BARBU-CHAN
ONEGAI
LOCK IN
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:42:42 No.720138
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:42:42 No.720138
>>720133
No he wasn't
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:43:56 No.720139
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:43:56 No.720139
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Well anyway, character choosing time, yes yes yes
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Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/18/16(Tue)07:44:20 No.720140
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/18/16(Tue)07:44:20 No.720140
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>720134
>>720139

Barb-chan, Barb-chan, Barb-chan!!!
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:44:36 No.720141
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:44:36 No.720141
>>720138
If we go back to your dance troupe panel, he wassss
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:45:30 No.720142
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:45:30 No.720142
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>720139
YOU WANNA PLAY DIRTY OP?

FINE, CHOOSE THE DRAGON

BUT WILL BE MODDED AS THE MAHOU SHOUJO
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:45:31 No.720143
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:45:31 No.720143
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>720139
LOVE-LOVE BARB-CHAN
LOCK IN
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:45:37 No.720144
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:45:37 No.720144
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>720139
Skelebool, all jokes aside
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:45:42 No.720145
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:45:42 No.720145
>>720141
No we wasn't, I have the archives on hand. And I drew it. the shit you talkkin about
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)07:45:51 No.720146
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)07:45:51 No.720146
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>720139
ORC ORC ORC
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:47:26 No.720148
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:47:26 No.720148
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Wow, so many different votes, dragon, orc, skelebool, however shall we pick??? Time for me to roll a dice again
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)07:48:19 No.720149
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)07:48:19 No.720149
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>720148
>Orcs never ever
>It's gonna be another Skeleton/Elf Quest
>>
Hats (ID: fdj79E38)
10/18/16(Tue)07:48:21 No.720150
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>>720145
Bottom panel
>>720148
Okaaay
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:48:40 No.720151
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:48:40 No.720151
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>720148
LOVE LOVE BARB-CHAN
SELECT HER
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:48:52 No.720152
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:48:52 No.720152
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>720148
Orc

but mod him as a princess, a regular one
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:49:43 No.720154
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:49:43 No.720154
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>>720150
That's not what gregs skull looks like, dumbo
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:51:06 No.720156
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:51:06 No.720156
>>720154
Nigga. I meant to say Fred cuz im retarded.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:53:17 No.720159
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:53:17 No.720159
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Alright, now first. Groups who'd like which character, put that chaaracter in your namefiled. Then decide amongst yourselves waht number would you like between 1 and 4

>>720156
Of course you are. Because if you weren't, you'd have figured that's why Fred is said to have "managed to escape into the sewers"
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)07:54:29 No.720160
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)07:54:29 No.720160
>>720159
1 FOR THE WIN.
>>
Love-Love Barb-Chan (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)07:54:36 No.720161
Love-Love Barb-Chan (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)07:54:36 No.720161
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>720159
Love-Love Barb-Chan
#1
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:54:51 No.720162
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)07:54:51 No.720162
>>720159
You win OP.

I grovel for forgiveness.
>>
Dragon but female (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:55:31 No.720165
Dragon but female (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:55:31 No.720165
>>720159
number 2 cause whythefucknot

How many posts an these threads go in /qst/ btw
>>
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)07:55:32 No.720166
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)07:55:32 No.720166
>>720160
Welp damnit fuck. I forgot my name and placed it on the options box. I guess 3 is always free
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)07:57:17 No.720167
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)07:57:17 No.720167
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>>720162
It's okay my son, i forgive you. Here, have a hat.
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)07:59:21 No.720170
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)07:59:21 No.720170
>>720167
give that hat to the character we will play as
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)07:59:48 No.720171
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>>720167
Yaaay

I must celebrate
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:00:28 No.720172
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:00:28 No.720172
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Anyway, we all got our, hmm, numbers. Have we?
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:01:32 No.720175
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:01:32 No.720175
>>720172
and?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:04:00 No.720178
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:04:00 No.720178
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>720172
Alright, rollan
1 - Barb-chan. What's that? I have no idea what you're talking about. But you mentioned Barb so obviously you meant El Skelebool
2 - Dragon 1 day before being brutally murdered via anal penetration. Also a female but that's not important.
3 - Some orc in the arena. Time period: before joining the paladins. Mission: Fight barbs to pass time.
>>
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:04:40 No.720179
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:04:40 No.720179
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>720178
WOOOHOOOO ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS ORCS
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:04:53 No.720180
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:04:53 No.720180
>>720178
Welp. Time to be bored to death
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:05:09 No.720181
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:05:09 No.720181
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>>720178
Eyyya look, itsa Orc. See you-a next time.

Updatesa:

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:06:33 No.720183
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:06:33 No.720183
>>720181
nigga keep running the thread
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:06:59 No.720184
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:06:59 No.720184
>>720183
But there's all this video games I have to play
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:07:28 No.720185
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:07:28 No.720185
>>720181
>another orc

what a shame

make it a hermaphrodite
>>
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:09:20 No.720186
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:09:20 No.720186
>>720184
but the emotions of multiple people is a much better toy

>>720185
We had 2 fucking Barbs and 2 fucking Skeletons and 2 fucking Manlets, it's time for Orcs to get another chance. We were the first quest here so the wait's been extra long
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:09:34 No.720187
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:09:34 No.720187
>>720184
You didnt earn them with such a quick kill off
>>
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:10:37 No.720189
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:10:37 No.720189
>>720186
also I guess technically just 1 Elves but it got 2 playthroughs.
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:11:16 No.720191
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:11:16 No.720191
>>720184
nigga please
you've got time to run another thread
keep going
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:11:23 No.720192
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:11:23 No.720192
>>720186
alright jeez

I just wanted to make things interesting, I dunno
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:11:47 No.720193
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:11:47 No.720193
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>>720187
Well barbarians didn't really do much to earn ahving 4 runs so maybe I should just remove them from the choice pool
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:13:10 No.720195
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:13:10 No.720195
>>720193
Nooooooooo
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:13:37 No.720196
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:13:37 No.720196
>>720193
Orc

Politician

running for mayor of orctown or wherever they live

MAKE ORCS GREAT AGAIN
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:14:54 No.720198
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:14:54 No.720198
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>>720195
Fuckit, let's erase everything, buh huh huh
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:15:44 No.720201
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:15:44 No.720201
>>720198
fug

what now?
>>
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:16:20 No.720202
Orc Fan (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:16:20 No.720202
>>720201
ORCS.
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:17:14 No.720203
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:17:14 No.720203
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>720198
Deep sea quest?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:18:32 No.720205
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:18:32 No.720205
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>720203
real robo quest fucking when
I waiting for years already
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:18:43 No.720206
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:18:43 No.720206
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>>720201
Now OP sits on his fat ass and plays video games like the useless piece of shit that he is
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:19:58 No.720209
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:19:58 No.720209
>>720206
God of War was soooo 5 years ago
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:20:20 No.720210
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:20:20 No.720210
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>720206
wait that game
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:20:22 No.720211
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:20:22 No.720211
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>720206
power shortage happens
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:20:36 No.720212
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:20:36 No.720212
>>720206
I shall call OP a console peasant

That..that..that will show him!
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:22:01 No.720215
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:22:01 No.720215
>>720211
You dont even need to roll. Its inevitable.


Lololololol
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:23:20 No.720217
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>>720210
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:24:16 No.720218
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:24:16 No.720218
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>720217
Let's play it
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:24:23 No.720219
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:24:23 No.720219
>>720215
Barbs are no longer playable forever
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:24:31 No.720220
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:24:31 No.720220
>>720217
I prefered Destroy All Manlets
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:24:44 No.720221
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:24:44 No.720221
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>720217
ENHANCE
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:25:19 No.720222
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:25:19 No.720222
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>720217
Nah, let's play ColdGate Tycoon
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:26:27 No.720224
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:26:27 No.720224
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>>720221
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:27:04 No.720225
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:27:04 No.720225
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>720224

"CIS scum/10, it's sexist" - Anita the whore

"Not enough black orcs" - Cucktaku
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:27:25 No.720226
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:27:25 No.720226
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>720224
I have no idea who this orc is let's go play it lads
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:27:35 No.720227
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:27:35 No.720227
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>720224
>>720222
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:29:08 No.720229
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:29:08 No.720229
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>>720225
Wow these reviews blows
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:30:48 No.720231
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:30:48 No.720231
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>720229
It rains
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Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:31:07 No.720232
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:31:07 No.720232
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>720229
that must mean it's good. PLAY THAT SHIT
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:32:04 No.720234
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:32:04 No.720234
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>720229
go on 4ching to shitpost
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:33:43 No.720235
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>>720232
Loading save, doop doop dooop...

Orc is currently in cell, waiting for next fight. And maybe contemplating the menaing of life, probably
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:34:37 No.720239
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:34:37 No.720239
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>720235
pray to the Orc god

"food, pls"
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:34:39 No.720240
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:34:39 No.720240
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>720235
pres any key
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:35:27 No.720243
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:35:27 No.720243
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>720235
Press A to win
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:35:27 No.720244
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:35:27 No.720244
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>720235
input "Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start"
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:36:57 No.720248
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:36:57 No.720248
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>>720244
What are those
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:37:35 No.720249
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:37:35 No.720249
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>720248
whatever

talk to your centaur gladiator partner
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:37:48 No.720250
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:37:48 No.720250
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>720248
Think about your waifu
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:38:08 No.720252
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:38:08 No.720252
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>720248
magic words for summoning superpower
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:38:20 No.720253
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:38:20 No.720253
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>720248
the button presses necessary to trigger the cheat to unlock your waifu as your companion duh
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:40:40 No.720255
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:40:40 No.720255
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>>720250
Wait that's not right
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:41:02 No.720256
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:41:02 No.720256
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>720255
So who or what will you fight against next?

do you have a party member or somethin
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:41:45 No.720257
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:41:45 No.720257
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>720255
your waifu is obviously love-love orc-chan
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:41:59 No.720258
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:41:59 No.720258
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>720255
Imagine harder.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:42:18 No.720259
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:42:18 No.720259
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>720255
lewd
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:45:36 No.720262
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:45:36 No.720262
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>>720257
errrm
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:46:01 No.720263
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:46:01 No.720263
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>720262
Stop that, we are weirding out the other gladiators

btw what is our name
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:46:29 No.720265
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:46:29 No.720265
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>720262
perfect
fight with the spirit of your waifu in mind
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:46:53 No.720266
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:46:53 No.720266
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>720262
l-lewd

Get pumped up for the next battle because of your love for Love-Love Orc-Chan
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:47:03 No.720269
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:47:03 No.720269
>>720263
oh wow, how often can I get a 1
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:49:54 No.720273
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:49:54 No.720273
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>>720265
Yes, let's use that to defeat Barbarian Firespear
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:50:38 No.720274
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:50:38 No.720274
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>720273
POCKET SAND
throw dirt from the ground to extinguish his firespear
>>
Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/18/16(Tue)08:51:08 No.720275
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/18/16(Tue)08:51:08 No.720275
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>720273

ORKORKORK!!!!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:51:11 No.720276
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:51:11 No.720276
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>720273
call him a wuss
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:51:36 No.720277
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:51:36 No.720277
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>720273
Our own mighty spear stands tall ready for battle, the one in our pants I'm talking about our penus
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:51:51 No.720278
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:51:51 No.720278
>>720273
>has a neckbeard


Awe man
>>
Anonymous (ID: a647d038)
10/18/16(Tue)08:52:28 No.720279
Anonymous (ID: a647d038) 10/18/16(Tue)08:52:28 No.720279
>>720275

That suppose to be ORCORCORC...
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:53:55 No.720282
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:53:55 No.720282
>>720278
After this post >>720215 barbs can no longer have any sway in anything.

Specifically because of the Lololololol part. That's just inexcusable
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:54:37 No.720283
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:54:37 No.720283
>>720282
>Specifically because of the Lololololol part. That's just inexcusable
goddamit hats
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:54:58 No.720284
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:54:58 No.720284
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>>720275
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Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:55:32 No.720285
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:55:32 No.720285
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>720284
the arena announcer starts the match

Your opponent is called "Fire up my Butt"

Your name is "Onion Layers" even though you are not an ogre
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:55:56 No.720287
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:55:56 No.720287
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>720284
>>720274
MUH WAIFU
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:56:04 No.720288
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:56:04 No.720288
>>720283
Nigga you do dumb shit too. At least I didnt use an emoticon
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:56:15 No.720289
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:56:15 No.720289
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>720284
Our own mighty spear stands tall ready for battle, the one between our legs I'm talking about our dick
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:57:18 No.720290
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:57:18 No.720290
>>720285
Entrance music plays
>SOMEBODY
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)08:57:53 No.720291
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)08:57:53 No.720291
>>720290
Once told me!
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)08:58:11 No.720292
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)08:58:11 No.720292
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>>720289
"Hi, it's me, Richard."
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:58:22 No.720294
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:58:22 No.720294
>>720288
>At least I didnt use an emoticon
if you added emoticon, barbs would be cleansed from existence of universe
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)08:59:00 No.720295
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)08:59:00 No.720295
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>720292
>>720285
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)08:59:07 No.720296
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)08:59:07 No.720296
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>720292
Double Team!
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)08:59:25 No.720297
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)08:59:25 No.720297
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>720292
find third orc and do JET STREAM ATTACK
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)08:59:27 No.720298
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)08:59:27 No.720298
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>720292
We double team the firespear dude while thinking about our waifus
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)09:01:48 No.720302
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)09:01:48 No.720302
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>720294
Fuuuuck
>>720292
How do I fix the err's of my ways?


>>720297
This
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:01:56 No.720303
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:01:56 No.720303
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>>720295
"AND IN THIS CORNER, THE ORC CALLED DICKFACEWHODOESN'TKNOWHECAN'TCONTROLNPCS"
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:03:01 No.720305
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:03:01 No.720305
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>720303
Signal to the other Orc that we're gonna double team the firespear dude for a combined attack
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:03:05 No.720306
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:03:05 No.720306
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>720303
rude
also >>720297
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:03:38 No.720307
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:03:38 No.720307
>>720302
Step out of the car, put your hands on the wal, spread your buttcheeks and put your teeth on the curb.
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:03:57 No.720308
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:03:57 No.720308
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>720303
Our wang protudes from down under
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)09:04:03 No.720309
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)09:04:03 No.720309
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>720303
chuck Richard towards your opponent screaming

"GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP"
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:06:23 No.720314
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:06:23 No.720314
>>720308
"Ey, Dickfacewhodoesn'tknowhecan'tcontrolNPCs. The shit is protude"
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:07:43 No.720318
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:07:43 No.720318
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>>720314
Picture was lost in the down under land of Australia.
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:07:48 No.720319
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:07:48 No.720319
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>720314
>>720314
"Protrude" and reroll yeah if this is a turn post

>>720306
>Barb Rolls still getting ignored
bwahaha
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)09:08:28 No.720321
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)09:08:28 No.720321
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>720314
>>720318
reverse 619 the barb using Richard and wang
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:08:30 No.720322
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:08:30 No.720322
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>720318
AW SHIT NIGGA
TRIPLE TEAM THAT FIRESPEAR BARB
ULTIMATE ATTACK
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:09:29 No.720323
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:09:29 No.720323
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>720318
Don't forget about peter, wily, and dong.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:09:53 No.720325
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:09:53 No.720325
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>720318
>>720314
I feel disturbance in the force of BIAS
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:11:01 No.720326
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:11:01 No.720326
>>720325 >>720282 you'll have to renounce barbarianship
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:12:54 No.720328
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:12:54 No.720328
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>>720322
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:13:00 No.720329
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:13:00 No.720329
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>720326
I'll just try to get high rolls so you won't feel as lucky with yours anymore
>only barbarian who literally did nothing wrong was me all along.
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)09:13:22 No.720330
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)09:13:22 No.720330
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>720328
Barb burns himself to death with his own fire spear by accident, because you know, fucking barbs are retarded

you win, i guess
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:13:48 No.720331
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:13:48 No.720331
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>720328
exp SCREEN
for our party members
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:14:03 No.720332
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:14:03 No.720332
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>720328
grab that spear
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)09:14:16 No.720333
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)09:14:16 No.720333
To our OP who art in 'Nam
NaP be thyne name.
The Kingdom comes
Thy will be done in salt as it is in hell

Give us our weekly quest
Forgive us our salt and others who bring salt to us.

Amen
>>
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:14:39 No.720334
Orc Doc (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:14:39 No.720334
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>720330
We can't control NPCs

>>720328
put Wang and Richard back until we need them again.
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:14:50 No.720335
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:14:50 No.720335
>>720330
nigga, are you retarded
stop controlling NPCs
>>
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF)
10/18/16(Tue)09:15:52 No.720336
Anonymous (ID: y41p7nAF) 10/18/16(Tue)09:15:52 No.720336
Rolled 73 (1d100)

oh fuck

I should stop visiting these threads with a phone, I guess
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:19:11 No.720339
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:19:11 No.720339
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>>720330
"More like you're retarded because yous till can't figure that you can't control NPCs! Eh? Eh? Im I right guys? Eh? C'mon!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)09:19:42 No.720340
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)09:19:42 No.720340
I think I have figgured out Op's 'Can't control NPC rule'
You just got to ask yourself these questions before you try to do so
>is what you want the NPC to do retarded?
>is it out of character?
>Will it cause OP to have to put more effort into thinking or drawing?
If yes to any of these Three questions then the rule applies, if No then NPC control away
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:19:44 No.720341
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:19:44 No.720341
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>720339
Whack his face in with the microphone stand
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:20:34 No.720342
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:20:34 No.720342
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>720339
booo
booooooo
my grandma makes better comedy
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:22:02 No.720344
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:22:02 No.720344
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>>720341
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)09:22:24 No.720347
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)09:22:24 No.720347
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>720339
>>720333
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:23:13 No.720348
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:23:13 No.720348
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>720344
DEDICATE THIS FIGHT TO YOUR WAIFU
LOVE-LOVE ORC-CHAN
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:23:22 No.720349
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:23:22 No.720349
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>720344

Victory Screen showing our party's stats
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:23:47 No.720350
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:23:47 No.720350
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>720344
use microphone to sing your favorite songs
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:30:42 No.720355
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:30:42 No.720355
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>>720348

>>720347
Roll 2d100, get double 100 and all sins are forgiven
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:31:55 No.720357
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:31:55 No.720357
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>720355
We start to manifest our waifu in real life but only we can see her
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:32:14 No.720359
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:32:14 No.720359
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>720355
>>720357

Hallucinate that Love-Love Orc-Chan is with us.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:32:35 No.720361
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:32:35 No.720361
Rolled 7, 92 = 99 (2d100)

>>720355
eh, what can possibly go wrong
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:35:21 No.720362
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:35:21 No.720362
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>>720357
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:36:27 No.720365
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:36:27 No.720365
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>720362
sew dakimakura of her
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:36:43 No.720368
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:36:43 No.720368
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>720362
Hahahahaha
Let's fight our next match
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:37:05 No.720369
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:37:05 No.720369
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>720362
Ask waifu for prophetic fortune for the future
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)09:37:29 No.720370
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)09:37:29 No.720370
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Rolled 15, 83 = 98 (2d100)

>>720355
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:42:53 No.720380
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:42:53 No.720380
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>>720368
Oh no, it's the acient Dickface Warbeast
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:43:38 No.720382
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:43:38 No.720382
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>720380
Tame it
we've tamed beasts greater than this in the past
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:44:35 No.720384
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:44:35 No.720384
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>720380
try to offer your hand in friendship over the fact being both called Dickface.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:45:28 No.720385
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:45:28 No.720385
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>720380
ride it
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:47:34 No.720391
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:47:34 No.720391
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>720384
Roll 2d100. Surely your sentient brain can make friends with its simple minded animal one
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:48:25 No.720392
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:48:25 No.720392
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>720391
rip Dickface, we hardly knew ya.
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:48:34 No.720393
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:48:34 No.720393
Rolled 86, 86 = 172 (2d100)

>>720391
MUH WAIFU
SAVE ME AND GIVE ME A BONUS
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)09:48:42 No.720394
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)09:48:42 No.720394
Rolled 86, 33 = 119 (2d100)

>>720391
>inb4 get a winning roll
>get ignored
>orcs dead
that'd be fun

rip orcs
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)09:49:12 No.720395
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)09:49:12 No.720395
Rolled 38, 30 = 68 (2d100)

>>720391
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:49:28 No.720396
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:49:28 No.720396
Rolled 85, 23 = 108 (2d100)

>>720391
>>720392
rip me

>>720393
Nothing's ever gonna beat this dubs roll.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:51:43 No.720401
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:51:43 No.720401
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>>720393
The End
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:52:30 No.720404
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:52:30 No.720404
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>720401
gg
You up to do ONE more character this thread, Paladin?
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)09:52:34 No.720405
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)09:52:34 No.720405
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>720401
roll to transfer control to Dick or Wang
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)09:55:38 No.720410
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)09:55:38 No.720410
Rolled 46, 47 = 93 (2d100)

>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)09:58:26 No.720417
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)09:58:26 No.720417
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>>720404
AND NOW, AN EXCLUSIVE BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT THE CIV THING AFTERMATH SET. WITH THE PROTAG BEING:
- Guy who played barbarians
- Guy who played Manlets
- Guy who played Orcs
- Skeleton who played skeletons
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)09:59:17 No.720421
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)09:59:17 No.720421
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>720417
>>720417
MYSTERY BOX
TOP RIGHT CORNER
LOCK IN
>>
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj)
10/18/16(Tue)10:00:22 No.720424
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj) 10/18/16(Tue)10:00:22 No.720424
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>720417
Mystery box
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:00:30 No.720425
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:00:30 No.720425
Rolled 84 (1d100)

I'm guessing once we exhaust all our character choices we'll be going to the Final Episode? (Unless OP reveals more mystery boxes anyway)

like this >>72041

also rolling for this>>720421
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:00:34 No.720426
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:00:34 No.720426
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>720410
skeleton
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)10:00:53 No.720427
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)10:00:53 No.720427
>>720417
Orcs are a myth!?!?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:01:37 No.720428
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:01:37 No.720428
>>720427
obviously
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:02:55 No.720432
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:02:55 No.720432
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>>720421
woaheyyy, what mystery box, there's none here

>>720427
Too expensive to get real orcs. Much cheaper to have humans dress up as orcs. Orc film unions have claimed the production to be "biased" and "human-washing"
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)10:03:32 No.720433
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)10:03:32 No.720433
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>>720428
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:03:42 No.720435
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:03:42 No.720435
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>720432
LOWER LEFT MYSTERY BOX LOCK IN. Also, are Elves just CGI?
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:03:46 No.720436
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:03:46 No.720436
>>720432
what about dragons OP?
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:03:48 No.720437
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:03:48 No.720437
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>720432
Bottom left corner, mystery box
LOCK IN
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:03:56 No.720441
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:03:56 No.720441
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>720432
the one who played barbs lock in confirm
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:04:46 No.720442
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:04:46 No.720442
>>720436
CGI
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:05:07 No.720443
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:05:07 No.720443
>>720436
They're CGI
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:06:12 No.720445
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:06:12 No.720445
>>720443
>>720442
but what about the guy that voiced them, their voices can't be CGI as well
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:07:25 No.720448
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:07:25 No.720448
>>720445
voice to text speech
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:07:45 No.720449
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:07:45 No.720449
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>>720435
Ah yes, the actress that plays every sigle female role so far.

On that note and >>720445, the elf guys and dragon voice actor/mocap actor called in sick today
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:08:54 No.720453
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:08:54 No.720453
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>720448
other way around I mean
>>720449
interview her about working conditions
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:09:00 No.720454
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:09:00 No.720454
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>720449
Yeah pick her. Lock In!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:09:28 No.720455
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:09:28 No.720455
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>720449
wow, what a cutie
select her
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:14:04 No.720460
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:14:04 No.720460
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>>720454
Ah yes, you're in the middle of an interview.

"So, what it's like being the only female in a sausage fest production?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj)
10/18/16(Tue)10:14:54 No.720462
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj) 10/18/16(Tue)10:14:54 No.720462
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>720460
It's interesting
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:15:32 No.720464
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:15:32 No.720464
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>720460
they all were wusses who afraid of women anyway
piece of cake
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:15:41 No.720465
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:15:41 No.720465
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>720460
screw that, how did you get so swole to play Barb Mom yet still be slim enough to play Elf Mom?
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:15:48 No.720466
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:15:48 No.720466
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>720460
Too many dicks
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:19:53 No.720473
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:19:53 No.720473
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>>720465
YOu then divulge your secret of having a very strict personal trainer and regime. Plus those episodes were filmed out of order.

"erm yes, but that..wasnn't..the question.."
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:20:58 No.720479
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:20:58 No.720479
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>720473
The Elf Kid was an annoying little shit
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:21:37 No.720480
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:21:37 No.720480
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>720473
that also gave you split personality
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:21:56 No.720481
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:21:56 No.720481
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>720473
did you really have sex with the guy who does mocap for Psycho Elf?
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:24:34 No.720485
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:24:34 No.720485
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>>720479
You then tell of the annoying child actor who plays the Elf Kid and how annoying he is. Like that one time:
"Eyyy "mom", I'm hungry. Gimme sum milk, mwah mwah"
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:25:37 No.720487
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:25:37 No.720487
>>720485
so... who has the biggest dick of the guys of who play the Tribe Members?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:26:44 No.720489
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:26:44 No.720489
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>720485
all barbs were ok guys tho.
>>
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj)
10/18/16(Tue)10:28:50 No.720492
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj) 10/18/16(Tue)10:28:50 No.720492
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>720485
>>720487
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:29:14 No.720493
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:29:14 No.720493
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>720487
fuck I never rolled
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:30:45 No.720497
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:30:45 No.720497
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>>720487
"Wait, waht? Why are you asking me this?" asked the interviewer
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)10:31:53 No.720499
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)10:31:53 No.720499
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>720497
Cuz you didnt ask me a question
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:32:07 No.720501
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:32:07 No.720501
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>720497
spill the beans, faggot
barbmom mode activated
you need to guess carefully
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:32:28 No.720502
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:32:28 No.720502
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>720497
tell him that the manlet actors had the biggest dicks surprisingly
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:34:33 No.720504
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:34:33 No.720504
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>720501
rolling for this since barbs don't count
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:35:37 No.720508
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:35:37 No.720508
>>720504
>>720501
how
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:36:45 No.720509
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:36:45 No.720509
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>>720497
"Anyway, back to questions. Polls show that barbarians stil got the majority vote in popularity. What do you think of this? And do you think that you may ahve a hand in that?"
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:37:35 No.720510
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:37:35 No.720510
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>720509
cause they are great guys, of course they are popular
also slighty bad boys attitude, girls love that
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:37:46 No.720511
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:37:46 No.720511
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>720509
Barbs simply are the strongest but they're retarded as fuck
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:38:48 No.720514
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:38:48 No.720514
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>720509
because everyone loves the useless underdogs
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:39:04 No.720516
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:39:04 No.720516
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>720509
Hax
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:40:42 No.720519
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:40:42 No.720519
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>>720511
"Yes, I suppose that makes them appealing to the common folk. In your opinion, which tribe is best tribe?"
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)10:41:28 No.720522
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)10:41:28 No.720522
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>720519
Barbarians. Barbmom is best mom. I was so buff!
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:41:33 No.720523
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:41:33 No.720523
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>720519
The manlets
Since they're pretty smart
Goblin Rider is one of the best actors we have on set
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:41:33 No.720524
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:41:33 No.720524
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>720519
Barbarians obviously
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:43:02 No.720525
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:43:02 No.720525
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>720519
Orcs, they worship waifus like me
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)10:43:05 No.720526
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)10:43:05 No.720526
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>720519
orcs of course
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:43:55 No.720528
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:43:55 No.720528
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>>720523
"Ah yes, I see. Next. Since you're the only actress on set, have you had any problems so far?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:44:24 No.720529
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:44:24 No.720529
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>720528
everyone is gay so no one tries to hit on me
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:45:14 No.720533
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:45:14 No.720533
>>720529
good one
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:45:15 No.720534
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:45:15 No.720534
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>720528
The orcs are disgusting perverts
they keep calling me their 'waifu'
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:46:51 No.720536
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:46:51 No.720536
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>>720529
"Even the barbarians with their overtly macho persona?"
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:47:37 No.720538
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:47:37 No.720538
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>720536
Especially the barbarians, they keep sneaking off set to have gay orgies
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)10:48:00 No.720540
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)10:48:00 No.720540
>>720536
they eat a LOT if penis
but I'm not one to judge...
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:48:51 No.720542
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:48:51 No.720542
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>720536
we are just content with themselves and replaced our natural instincts with rock throwing
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)10:49:02 No.720543
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)10:49:02 No.720543
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>720540
>>720536
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:49:09 No.720544
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:49:09 No.720544
>>720536
Especially the Barbarians
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:52:57 No.720551
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:52:57 No.720551
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>>720543
This would make headline the next day.
"Anyway, this production is advertised as being "historically accurate". While critics seem to be of the mind of it's totally not. Since historically all tribes died of pneumonia before they even came into contact with The Kingdom. What do you think?"
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:54:08 No.720553
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:54:08 No.720553
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>720551
that'd be boring shit if we go historically
what about ambitions? Skellies are here to prove some fun facts anyway
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)10:54:14 No.720554
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)10:54:14 No.720554
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>720551
NEEEEEEEEEEERDS
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:55:11 No.720557
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:55:11 No.720557
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>720551
ask interviewer if he wants a blowjob and sandwich
>>
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)10:55:23 No.720558
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)10:55:23 No.720558
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>720551
Wouldn't've made for an interesting story if everyone died.
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)10:55:39 No.720559
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)10:55:39 No.720559
>>720551
were those "critics" testicle gobbling barbarians? yeah, I think so.
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:55:38 No.720560
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:55:38 No.720560
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>>720554
"hah?"
>>
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)10:55:55 No.720561
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)10:55:55 No.720561
>>720551
I retract my 'lololol's in exchange for fellow barbs to roll.
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)10:56:15 No.720562
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)10:56:15 No.720562
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>720560
>>720557
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)10:57:17 No.720566
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)10:57:17 No.720566
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>720560
think of it this way, if it wasnt accurate, where would we get the idea?
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)10:57:32 No.720567
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)10:57:32 No.720567
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>720560
actual story is booring shiiiiit for neeerds
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)10:59:13 No.720571
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)10:59:13 No.720571
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>>720561
Then you must sign this contract my friend
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:00:24 No.720573
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:00:24 No.720573
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>>720566
"Some say it was when the writers got high on a massive amount of drugs."
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)11:00:46 No.720576
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)11:00:46 No.720576
>>720571
sign "penis gobbler"
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)11:00:59 No.720577
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)11:00:59 No.720577
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>720573
>>720557
>>
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)11:01:09 No.720579
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)11:01:09 No.720579
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>720573
you forgot the booze and the gay sex
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:01:43 No.720580
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:01:43 No.720580
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>720573
but was there enough AMBITIONS?
>>
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)11:01:56 No.720581
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)11:01:56 No.720581
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>720573
that was for the dialogue.
the outline of the story is historically accurate
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:03:31 No.720584
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:03:31 No.720584
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>>720581
"Yes, I see. Now, any final words for the fans as we wrap this up?"
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)11:03:58 No.720585
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)11:03:58 No.720585
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>720584
>>720557
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:04:57 No.720589
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:04:57 No.720589
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>720584
Don't do drugs, kids! Or you'll end being as salty as people in this thread!
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Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP)
10/18/16(Tue)11:05:03 No.720590
Anonymous (ID: H46kZexP) 10/18/16(Tue)11:05:03 No.720590
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>720584
Look forward to my Love-Love Orc-Chan Spin-Off
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Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk)
10/18/16(Tue)11:05:38 No.720592
Anonymous (ID: uGHVgjfk) 10/18/16(Tue)11:05:38 No.720592
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>720584
>>720590
This
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Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)11:05:41 No.720593
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)11:05:41 No.720593
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>720584
rip off shit scream into the mic
"JON CENA!"
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:08:23 No.720599
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>>720571
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:10:07 No.720604
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>>720592
"Well theere you have it folks. This has been another episode of "Cheap-ass interview with fake microphones". See you soon"
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Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU)
10/18/16(Tue)11:11:26 No.720607
Anonymous (ID: /2PeaiuU) 10/18/16(Tue)11:11:26 No.720607
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>720604
what a filthy whore..... aw yeah
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)11:11:31 No.720609
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)11:11:31 No.720609
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>720604
>>720557
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:15:22 No.720628
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:15:22 No.720628
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So that ends that, see you next thread, blah blah blah, yaddad yadda yadda, upadates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin, bing bbang boom
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:18:15 No.720640
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:18:15 No.720640
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>720628
whole civ thing ends?
or there yet final battle to happen?
will barb curse be lifted?
How much pizza did OP eat?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:20:04 No.720643
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:20:04 No.720643
>>720640
Both the first questions is Episode 10.

Barb curse will be lifted next thread. Barbs also now officialy sucker of penises. No takebacks.

50 plus a side dish of french fries.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:21:39 No.720649
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:21:39 No.720649
>>720643
>Barbs also now officialy sucker of penises. No takebacks.
fucking hats
>50 plus a side dish of french fries.
How much of a side dish we talking about OP, this is important.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:22:52 No.720652
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:22:52 No.720652
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

1. E
2. D

Don't mind me, just rolling for things

>>720649
Enough to sastify
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:24:26 No.720655
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:24:26 No.720655
>>720652
Alright, next thread: Living the scaly life to the fullest before the inevitable death by anal penetration
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:24:36 No.720656
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:24:36 No.720656
>>720652
>Enough to sastify
but how? in my experience no matter how much you get you always carve for more
what's your secret, OP?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:25:41 No.720658
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:25:41 No.720658
>>720656
If I told you, it wouldn't be much of a secret isn't it.
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:28:37 No.720667
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:28:37 No.720667
>>720658
tch, you didn't fall for my trick question
my plans foiled again
>runs away into darknesss
We'll meet again!
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:34:39 No.720685
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)11:34:39 No.720685
Awee... skelebool
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:36:14 No.720688
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:36:14 No.720688
>>720685
Blame yourself for this tragedy
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:36:51 No.720690
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)11:36:51 No.720690
>>720688
I do. I am sorryyyy
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:39:37 No.720696
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:39:37 No.720696
>>720690
Don't worry, with your signing. Barbarian posts can now be taken into consideration again. Also they are now canonically huge fags. Both past, present and future.In fact, Coldgate may advertise itself as a brand of Toothpaste but in truth it's secret purpose is to hide the stench of dick.
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:40:31 No.720697
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)11:40:31 No.720697
>>720696
Sooooo much Hate.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:41:29 No.720705
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:41:29 No.720705
>>720697
Ah but for barbarians, it is love.

Their love for penis.
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Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj)
10/18/16(Tue)11:42:44 No.720711
Anonymous (ID: DyQQQ7mj) 10/18/16(Tue)11:42:44 No.720711
>>720696
Even bigger fags then the Elves?
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:44:57 No.720718
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:44:57 No.720718
I don't consider this canon
you can't make me
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:46:42 No.720720
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)11:46:42 No.720720
>>720718
I didnt think I would be the one responsible for everything horrible. Oh well. You and Canon had your turn.


Ill own this one.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/18/16(Tue)11:47:29 No.720721
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/18/16(Tue)11:47:29 No.720721
>>720711
Yes

Sad but true
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)11:48:39 No.720726
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)11:48:39 No.720726
>>720720
I am fine with this development, but then again I am secretly a gay scaly.
all we need now if for the barbs to start lusting after Dragon dick and I will be happy
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MC Herbalist (ID: L1QUk2YE)
10/18/16(Tue)11:48:39 No.720727
MC Herbalist (ID: L1QUk2YE) 10/18/16(Tue)11:48:39 No.720727
>>720720
Ayy, so now you know how being gay feels.
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:53:27 No.720736
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>>720726
You will never be happy.

>>720727
We did musical theater. It was bound to happen.
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Elf without hemp (ID: DyQQQ7mj)
10/18/16(Tue)11:54:08 No.720738
Elf without hemp (ID: DyQQQ7mj) 10/18/16(Tue)11:54:08 No.720738
>>720721
Wow. Barbarians suck dick
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)11:54:16 No.720739
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)11:54:16 No.720739
>>720720
hey, what did I do wrong?
It's all on you and senpai now. Canon while wants to kill us off, he is doing it legitimately.
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)11:58:06 No.720750
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)11:58:06 No.720750
>>720739
Well everyone just hates you for murderboning.

Canon is hated for derailling with good rolls


The fuck was I supposed to know that 'lolololol' was slang?

I digress. Barbs will always be the joke
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Anonymous (ID: oiC0oXVi)
10/18/16(Tue)11:58:09 No.720751
Anonymous (ID: oiC0oXVi) 10/18/16(Tue)11:58:09 No.720751
jeez how did barbarians even come to existence if they lose all the time
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Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa)
10/18/16(Tue)12:02:27 No.720763
Hats (ID: 4mRbxgVa) 10/18/16(Tue)12:02:27 No.720763
>>720750
Bad slander***
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/18/16(Tue)12:07:23 No.720775
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/18/16(Tue)12:07:23 No.720775
>>720750
I don't get good rolls, just look at this thread, I don't think I got a single thing I wanted because of rolls.
Though I hope this thing finishes up soon, in 2 weeks I have to spend about a week in some Asian shithole because my uncle decided he wanted his wedding in fucking veitnam for some ass retarded reason and if I miss the end of this I will be sad since I have not missed a thread since space pirate
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/18/16(Tue)12:18:21 No.720791
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/18/16(Tue)12:18:21 No.720791
>>720775
>in fucking veitnam
say hi to OP from us
>>720751
OP need to make fun of someone
>>720750
all murderboning was within game rules tho
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/18/16(Tue)12:32:06 No.720824
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/18/16(Tue)12:32:06 No.720824
>>720751
Because lolbarbarians
Also Adventure Thing 2
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Horny Dragon (ID: qfwKYAPm)
10/18/16(Tue)17:38:19 No.721613
Horny Dragon (ID: qfwKYAPm) 10/18/16(Tue)17:38:19 No.721613
>Dragons next thread
We're destined to die overnight anyway, just lay some eggs in the sewers and get high

Or we can go full weeb and mimic the plot of that shitty timeloop anime where we get to load last checkpoint until we somehow stop dying
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Elf without hemp (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/18/16(Tue)18:25:47 No.721771
Elf without hemp (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/18/16(Tue)18:25:47 No.721771
>>721613
Well you survived one thread already. Let's hope you can not die next thread.

Also holy shit barbarians are stupid.
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/18/16(Tue)18:26:36 No.721773
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/18/16(Tue)18:26:36 No.721773
>>721613
Well you know we can change fate and all that and talk to a converted dragon messiah to become a dragon paladin instead of just dying.
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Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/19/16(Wed)01:46:06 No.723603
Anonymous (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/19/16(Wed)01:46:06 No.723603
>>720791
Wait OP is Vietnamese?
that explains everything
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/19/16(Wed)01:50:35 No.723625
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/19/16(Wed)01:50:35 No.723625
>>723603
even poak buns?
>>
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/19/16(Wed)01:55:03 No.723641
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/19/16(Wed)01:55:03 No.723641
>>723625
Especially poak buns.
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/19/16(Wed)04:59:27 No.723939
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/19/16(Wed)04:59:27 No.723939
>>723603
>"have not missed a thread since Space Pirate"
>took this long to realize this
I mean it's not exactly a secret, da fuck man
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/19/16(Wed)05:28:36 No.723947
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/19/16(Wed)05:28:36 No.723947
>>723939
I am not an intelligent man, especially when it comes to shit like that.
For example one time when I was buying a milkshake and donuts from a store I always bought them from there was a piece of paper with a name and some numbers written on it with my donuts, I didn't know what it was and threw it in the nearest trashcan.
A little over 2 years later I realised that the chick that worked there had given me her number and I had thrown it out right in front of her
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/19/16(Wed)05:31:34 No.723950
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/19/16(Wed)05:31:34 No.723950
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>>723947
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Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: I55OlG4y)
10/19/16(Wed)05:39:45 No.723952
Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: I55OlG4y) 10/19/16(Wed)05:39:45 No.723952
>>723950
I wish I was making this up.
I am probably one of the most dense people you could ever meet.
>>
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/19/16(Wed)05:41:19 No.723955
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/19/16(Wed)05:41:19 No.723955
>>723952
girls are waste of time anyway
embrace solitude
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Anonymous (ID: GvyTm8h+)
10/19/16(Wed)06:32:12 No.723984
Anonymous (ID: GvyTm8h+) 10/19/16(Wed)06:32:12 No.723984
>>723955
Are there any girls in Siberia?

I don't think solitude from women is a choice there lmao
>>
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/19/16(Wed)06:59:35 No.724004
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/19/16(Wed)06:59:35 No.724004
>>723952
I was doubting the girl giving you her number part
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/19/16(Wed)07:06:13 No.724009
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/19/16(Wed)07:06:13 No.724009
>>723984
there are, some even kinda cute.
I just stopped caring after living in 80% filled with females dorm, got sick of talking with them.
I don't have time for such bullshit anymore
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/19/16(Wed)07:36:45 No.724029
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/19/16(Wed)07:36:45 No.724029
>>724004
Why you so cruel OP?
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Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0)
10/19/16(Wed)08:33:37 No.724075
Anonymous (ID: Q6z6zRw0) 10/19/16(Wed)08:33:37 No.724075
>>724029
I'm asian, its my default state of mind.

That and a constant craving for dog meat
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Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6)
10/19/16(Wed)09:15:04 No.724117
Anonymous (ID: i7zxXoT6) 10/19/16(Wed)09:15:04 No.724117
>>724009
>some
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Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC)
10/19/16(Wed)09:19:06 No.724119
Rock Solid (ID: na1LUJxC) 10/19/16(Wed)09:19:06 No.724119
>>724117
you never realize how much make up girls wear till you go in the morning to their rooom to fix internet connection, or seeing some during semesters' test periods
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Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby)
10/20/16(Thu)00:19:47 No.726309
Anonymous (ID: rEVB6yby) 10/20/16(Thu)00:19:47 No.726309
How much longer until Dragon episode?
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Anonymous (ID: TgYis4Rm)
10/20/16(Thu)05:41:24 No.727702
Anonymous (ID: TgYis4Rm) 10/20/16(Thu)05:41:24 No.727702
>>726309
Tomorrow, probably
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Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z)
10/20/16(Thu)22:53:11 No.730658
Anonymous (ID: KlLpM79Z) 10/20/16(Thu)22:53:11 No.730658
>>726309
This Sunday sunday sunday sunday
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