>>697205
>Be honest
We're dimension jumpers and we're stopping the big bad kishin and we just killed the witch that was plotting to revive him

>Be Honest
Cant run from death. Especially in his own house

>>697210
Backing.

>>697205
Changing my vote here >>697219 too >>697210

>>697219
this

>>697205
Your ten year old side decided to take over for a split second, and away your mouth went. "We're dimension jumpers and we're making sure the Kishin stays dead and we just killed the Witch that was planning to bring him back and happened to be your nurse and we kinda needed some more info on it!"

You then prayed your pure childish honesty didn't get yo-

THWACK.

And down you went, you could see birds flying around your head and hear bells in your ears.

"That is a very silly thing to do, you are not powerful enough to take on the Kishin, and I am very curious how you found out about it's existence, and how you can claim three of my students are dimension jumpers!"

Eventually, the dent in your skull was returned to it's previous state and you could move without getting a bird in the eye, so you picked yourself up, dusting off your shorts.

"Well...."

One massive exposition dump over tea later

"Hmm... I see, so, you believe this 'Lucifer' of yours can rid us of the Kishin once and for all?"

"Yeah, I can just take his bag out into space and throw it into the sun or something, he won't be coming back from that."

"Hmm... and how will you ensure he does not trick you into releasing him with his Madness Wavelength?"

"That's something I'm working on, part of the reason I wanted to get into the vault, I've got a theory on the interaction of some of my powers with his..."

"Oh? Do tell"

"I've got my own madness wavelength, and a power that can potentially amplify it"

"Well well, you are full of surprises, are you containing this wavelength in any way?"

"Yeah" you said, turning it on "I've activated it now"

The six of you sat there for a few seconds as Death tried to comprehend your wavelength, letting out "hmms" and "ahs".

"I see, a wavelength not entirely unlike the one Excalibur creates, quite interesting, but it starts out weak, I would not use it to counteract the Kishin's madness"

You nod "Could you perhaps assist with your wavelength? And... studying the Kishin to remove it as a threat is not the entire reason I wished to get into the vault"

"Well, be honest, and I will see what I can do"

You pull Medusa's Soul out of your pocket "I know there's a way to use this to turn myself or some other human into a Demon Weapon, but I don't know the exact method for doing it... I wanted to exhaust my options here before I went looking for my other potential source"

"I see... well I'm afraid I cannot help you with that, that information is not mine to give, but, if you wish, a permanent solution to the Kishin is something I have sought for a long time, and if you could help with that I would be happy to offer my aid!"

"Thank you" you said, thinking "I assume you would be ready as soon as we are?"

He nods.

"Well then..."

Attempt to take care of the Kishin right now!
I've got some things I need to do first

>>697325
Attempt to take care of the Kishin right now!

>>697325
>Attempt to take care of the Kishin now!

>>697325
>Attempt to take care of the Kishin right now!

> Seriously No, we need to plan for this. The expert on Kishin just said we can't do this yet.

>>697408
because anons are being stupid, ill add a vote for this

>>697408
This.

>>697325
>I've got some things I need to do first

>>697325
Attempt to take care of Kishin right now!

>>697325
The more i think about it the more i think space clown will be a thing.
>>697439
Mostly for tiebreaking purposes

>>697325
>>I've got some things I need to do first

>>697325
>I've got some things I need to do first

>>697325
>I've got some things I need to do first

>>697325
"Let's get this out of the way right now" You nod to yourself "I can summon the Lucifer anywhere, it doesn't take long, so, if you'll help me get the Kishin out of the basement..."

He snaps his fingers and vanishes, and after about a minute of tapping your foot, you find yourself standing at the top of the DWMA. Death has the Kishin's bag in hand.

"I cannot leave the city limits, but the city limits extend up and down infinitely, soooo if you can go straight up, we can deal with the Kishin!"

You nod, opening the portal horizontally and hopping in. The gravity switch didn't really disorient you so much anymore now that you had done it enough times. You grabbed the Lucifer and checked in on Incog, finding her passed out in a puddle of juices on the bed.

God damn lewd catgirl.

You put the Lucifer into mech form and helped Death get into the cockpit with you, having put the Kishin's sack into the mech's hand.

"Ready for a trip?"

"Absolutely!"

You wave to your friends, and blast off into the sky, gripping the bag tightly.

Several minutes later, in orbit of the moon

"Alright, which way should we send this thing?"

"Oh any direction will do, he's currently sleeping, even with all that ruckus. Honestly I feel rather bad for him, should he ever wake up he will be lost forever!"

This was almost too easy. You started winding up your arm, and threw the sack like a big baseball off into the vacuum of space.

"That's it?"

"That's it! He will never return, and the Madness of fear is forever lost, good riddance I say"

"This feels too easy"

"Well, having a machine capable of space flight at such speeds and low cost will do that, I suppose, now then, shall we rejoin our friends?"

"Yeah" you nod, turning the Lucifer back into Jet Mode and flying back down to the DWMA.

"Hope you don't mind me doing this" you say as you reenter the atmosphere "but I need to park this thing and I'd rather not risk you dying soooo"

You started slowing down enough to not crash into the warehouse, and hit the "eject second seat" button

FWOOMPH. Bye bye Death. You opened a Portal right before you hit the ground, parking the Lucifer safely inside.

This was seriously too fucking easy.

When you got out of the Warehouse, Death was waiting.

"It appears when I removed the Kishin from his cell there were a few... complications" he points up at the top of the DWMA, where... SOMETHING was standing, making a very loud noise. "It appears the Madness of Fear is forming itself into an avatar now that there is no Kishin to bear it, I have seen such things before, at the height of the Kishin's power, when there was more madness than even he could handle alone, I call them... clowns, do you suppose you could help me take care of it?"

Oh for fucks sake.

Kill the Clown
Let Death take care of this one

Sorry about this guys, I keep forgetting to call my votes and all these ones against the path I was writing came up like halfway through it.

>>697539
>Kill the Clown.
More Murder.

> Kill him

I don't remember this drawback.

>>697539
>Kill the Clown

>>697539
>Kill the Clown

>>697539
Kill the Clown

>>697539
>Murderous the Clown.

>>697655
*Murderize

>>697539
https://youtu.be/_3UWsHVqN8M

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>>697539
"I'll take care of it" you sigh "Sorry about this, I get the feeling a lot more of those things are going to be popping up"

"Just one more threat to deal with" Death said, tucking his hands behind his back "I am rather used to it. First the Witches, then the Demon Weapons and Kishin, now the Clowns, honestly it gets rather tiring..."

You smile up at him "Well, just another thing on my to-do list I guess." Wings of Black Blood spurt from your back, making you wince "I really need to get a better way of doing that"

His mask doesn't change, but you're 90% sure he's very surprised. "What on earth is that!"

"Black Blood" you say, shrugging as you started to take off "A little tool of Medusa's, stolen for my own purposes"

"Very interesting... we will have to have many more talks, I feel"

"Other things to deal with first!" You started hitting your top speed, flying up to the top of the DWMA, where the Clown waited...

Oh god, Incog would have a field day with this bitch.

Whips of wispy purple light were fucking EVERYWHERE, and the Clown itself had a rather sexual appearance.

You hovered in front of it, and it stared at you, slowly rotating it's head all the way around.

"You... banish... master..." it drones "Naughty... Boy... Must... PUNISH"

Those whips of light began to encircle you where you hovered, you had to act!

But what should you do?

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) and list an action with your roll!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>697924
Kinky.
Barrel roll outta the way.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>697924
>Dodge up high, then drop onto her with FIST

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>697924
>Fly right at them and PUNCH.
>>697933
>>697937
These rolls took my sides away

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>mfw I caused this
>mfw I probably gave Wolfy an S&M fetish
>mfw he's probably an m now
>mfw he's now no longer pure and Incog will to fuck him in her jealousy
>mfw even if we regain our sanity, the scars will never heal

>>697924
You try to fly straight through the whips, but they catch you, wrapping around your limbs!

"Must... Punish...."

WHAP!

Oh sweet jesus christ on a pogo stick DID IT HAVE TO WHIP YOU BETWEEN THE LEGS!?!

"eeeeeeee" your voice goes incredibly high pitched, indescribable pain spreading from your crotch. You felt sick to your stomach and began to play a little game inside your head called don't move or the pain will find you.

Out of the corner of your eye, you see another whip preparing to strike.

OH GOD PLEASE NO.

ROLL 1D20 TO ACT!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>697976
Oh dear god, pls no.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>697976
Nope.
Nope
Nope

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>697976
LEWD

>>697983

THE SAVIOR HAS COME

>>697980
>>697982
PANIC
>>697983
ohthankgod

>>697976
THEY DARE TO ATTACK OUR MOST SACRED PLACE!?

SHOW THEM WHAT WE ARE MADE OF!

YOUR BALLS WILL GROW BACK, NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT!

This was the strongest the voices have ever come, and you welcomed the distraction from the pain, allowing you to think once more, cool rage consuming you.

This Clown is going to Pound Town!

Let the blood flow freely, and let it be black as night

In an instant, spikes of Black Blood erupted from your wrists and ankles, severing the whips that held you in place. Blood flowed freely, coalescing around your fists and boots, coating them with spikes and edges that allowed you to slash away all the whips around you, including the one about to strike.

You fake-walked towards the clown, fists by your side.

"An eye for an eye, bitch"

Your boot, on the other hand, flew through the air towards the Clown's crotch, Black Blood launching into a spear as you connected, sending the monster and droplets of the substance flying.

In another instance, those droplets became hyperdense bars that locked the Clown in place, and removed all the whips it summoned, even as it tried to create a new field of them.

"MUST... PUNISH... BANISH... MASTER... HURT... ME..."

"Punish this"

All the Black Blood on your body -save your wings, of course- coalesced into a single massive gauntlet around your left fist. You grabbed the clown's face, making it look into your cold eyes as you cunt-punched it, sending lines of Black Blood throughout it's body and making it explode.

No one fucked with your balls, not even Incog.

With the Clown defeated, you brought all the Black Blood back inside your body, and descended back to the earth, landing in front of the DWMA's main gates, where Argo and Co. were waiting.

As your wings sucked themselves back into your body, you let yourself feel pain again, and collapsed, barely throwing open a Portal before you went unconcious.

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>>697980
>>697982

>>698013
Two days later

Lying in the bed-couch, you, Incog and Argo were taking turns playing Kingdom Hearts, the original.

"Hey, woah, watch the HP, this is why I got us Scan!"

"Oh please, like you know this game better than I do, I've been playing this game for YEARS" Incog grinned "Don't make me put my tits on your head again"

You roll your eyes "That only worked because I was drugged up on painkillers"

Argo giggled "God, I hate to say this but you need to be on those more often, that was hilarious!"

You hadn't left the Warehouse since you'd gotten slapped in the balls, as you were still recovering. As of now you could barely walk without being bow-legged, and still had to shove an ice pack down your pants to keep it numb.

Fuck that Clown, no seriously FUCK that clown with a fist of Black Blood.

You roll your eyes as Incog dies yet again, and Argo grabs the controller "Years of experience and you still die on normal mode, amazing"

"Hey, I'm a little rusty, okay?"

"It's the third level!"

"So?"

You playfully shove her off of you "So git gud scrub"

She comes back, tackling both you and Argo to the bed and pinning you under her greater weight.

"Rawr! Who's the scrub now!"

this is foreplay~

We should fuck her, that'll help our balls heal!

her tits are right in our face, squeeze em! Come on, at least do that! She's got to be getting horny without you every night

Yeah, do it for her!

Just a little foreplay couldn't hurt, right?

Wait, what were you thinking? You knew how Incog worked, if you started foreplay she would take it all the way and you'd get swept up in it!

But she probably could use some relief...

Damnit.

Roll 1d20 to resist the voices!

Good to see I missed everything again

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>698064
plz fail.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>698064
It's gonna be another 1, I bet.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>698064
1

>>698076
Fug

>>698064
You pushed her off again, weight was no serious issue when you could lift four times your own. "You are"

"Awww... you didn't fall for it!"

"Oh?"

"I thought I could convince you to have sex with me again... I've tried using magic and everything but it's just not the same"

"Do I need to get you dildos?"

"Mffh, no, that won't help, I've tried"

Argo taps your back, and your realize you're on top of her, so you roll off.

"I mean, if he's so adamant against having sex I don't mind, I mean shit, I'm a witch, age doesn't matter to me"

"Hmm, if we make him watch, maybe he'll be inclined to join in..."

Oh god please no.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE

COME ON, GIVE IN!

But your balls... and your principles...

God you hated temptation like this, it was the fucking WORST.

WOOOORRRRST.

"I do happen to have some magic that could hold him down..."

"No." you hold up your hand "Don't even think about it, you should know better than anyone what state my balls are in, trying to get me to have sex is a bad idea"

"Fine, you don't have to watch, but I'm still gonna do it, if she's pent up she clearly needs help"

You pick yourself up off the couch "In that case, maybe it's time I-" you wince, your balls hurting like a bitch. "nevermind, I think I'll just go see what Lis is doing upstairs, try not to be too loud, please, Yui doesn't need to hear that"

Argo nods, putting up a bubble of some sort, at which point you can no longer hear anything happening inside of it.

You climb the stairs carefully, trying very hard not to hurt yourself.

You eventually found Lisbith fondling the Witch Soul on the top floor, Yui and Sinon watching her poke and prod at it.

You sat yourself down, and listened as she explained her ideas, and so passed the rest of the day.

End of Session

>>698112
Right, usual question time! How's my writing, anything you want to see that isn't lewdness, anything you want to maybe avoid? Please, throw your thoughts out here, feedback will only make the quest better I promise.

>>698117
Lewds when?

>>698117
So when do we fuck Crona, literally and figuratively?

>>698146
But anon he is a boy, that's forbidden love.

>>698164
Incorrect, even the author doesn't know what gender Crona is, ergo, if it has a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it.

>>698175
That's because, as far as I'm concerned, Ragnarok cut off his dick when he was a child, leaving it completely genderless.

There, that's your answer for here, it may not be canon, but it'll stop you from trying to fuck it, and that's all that matters.

>>698112
>Three Days Later
You finally opened the Warehouse Portal to it's full size, taking a breath of fresh air. Well, fresher air, you supposed. Your balls had finally healed fully, allowing you to actually figure out what you're doing with your time. 10 Years, you had to set goals. Food wasn't a major issue for now, but you'd probably need some more money soon. You also had a few goals, soooo...

You had options, which one would you be working on right now?

>Go find Kirito and Asuna
>Go looking for Arachne
>Hunt down Arachnophobia
>Find Crona
>Find a stable source of income.

>>699655
find kirito and Asuna

>>699655
>Go find Kirito and Asuna

>>699655

> Find Crona

Kill it?

>>699655
>Find Kirito and Asuna
God only knows what they'll get up to if we leave them twisting in the wind but Arachne seems pretty cool in her own right.

>>699655
Right, time to find the sociopaths.

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find Kirito and Asuna!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>699708

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>699708
Weapon team?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>699708

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>699708

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>699708

>>699726
Praise be!

>>699708
At first you had no fucking luck finding the two, but eventually you realized you were looking for the wrong thing, specifically you were looking for TEENAGE Kirito and Asuna, not CHILD Kirito and Asuna. After you realized that it was just a matter of listening for an angry racist girl and a whiny bitch boy.

"Hey sociopaths!" you call out to the pair, having an argument in a hallway. They turn and stare at you for a minute, and then at each other.

"Holy..."

"Shit...

"Exclamation point!" you finish "alright, now that our mandated meme of the decade is out of the way, how much do you guys remember?"

Asuna rolls her eyes "All of it obviously, kinda hard to forget when you ha-"

https://youtu.be/lXDxbK6MQqw

You stare at Kirito, who tries to cover his neck and cowers away from Asuna "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I SWEAR!"

"WHEN YOU HAVE THAT EVERY FIVE GOD DAMN MINUTES!"

Disembodied laughter rings out as the song ends, and you remember it distinctly.

KAYABA IS STILL INSIDE HIM.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

"How long has Kirito been like this?"

"Since we all remembered, so about two weeks ago"

You internally feel relief, Kirito was an ass but there was a level of cruelty you wouldn't wish on anyone, having Kayaba blasting stupid music at all hours of the day would be several levels too much, not even stringing the dude up in the Tube was this bad.

"Okay, so, you two are...mostly good then? We don't need to have a long talk about bullshit?"

"Nope, just fi-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaEF85smADY

"Hey, that's a new one... kinda familiar but it's not from SAO... what the fuck?"

You all pause, listening to the sad as fuck song.

You snap your fingers "Crona's theme!"

"Shit you're right! God that guy is depressing, even his theme is sad!"

"Huh" Kirito slaps his neck, which you realize is actually flesh, yet still makes a somewhat metallic sound "I realize that neither of us had themes in our show, that's weird as hell"

"Because our show was garbage!"

"Right, that's why!"

"Wait, hold on" you point at Kirito "are you still a cyborg?"

"Yeah, I just got covered with skin, kinda nice to know why I'm like this now, man these last few years have been weird"

"Only going to get weirder" you say, clapping them on the shoulder and opening a Portal in a broom closet "Let's just get you in here aaaand" you snap it shut. "there, problem solved"

That was all your friends rounded up... now what? There was so much to deal with...

>Go looking for Arachne
>Find Crona
>Find a stable source of income
>Go talk to Death
>Sign up for classes
>Other (Write-In)

>>699907
>Go talk to death about employment and if he wants to see some sketchy dvd's

>>699916
>become trans-universal bootleg DVD peddler
somehow i really like this idea

>>699916
I like this idea too

>>699916
>>699916
Suporting.

>>699967
>>699925
Dammit, my mistake

> DVDs
Wolf Gon' Give it to ya.

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>>699907
>>699916
>>700057
Voting on this.

>>699907
A few moments later you were literally knocking on Death's Door, having made up your mind to take care of a few problems at once.

"Come in!"

You opened the door to the Death Room, which, now that you thought about it, was a bit like his Warehouse, a huge room he lived in and had restrictive access to, and had a lot of neat features in and of itself.

"Hello" you say, looking at Death drinking a cup of tea, there was already one for you set out, and you sat in front of it.

"SO, what are you here for?" he asks, tilting his head.

"Few things" you say "First things first, I could use a source of income, and I hear students earn cash here..."

You talked for a long time and you will get that conversation tomorrow for the QM is out of time.

[b]End of Session[/b]

>>700310
Thanks for running.

>>700310
good thread you faggot
i'm a tad worried as to how we'll keep busy for ten years but i'm sure you'll think of something

>>700347
You have monsters of the week in the form of clowns, but I'll be doing timeskips and asking for single dice rolls to decide those fights when you're not doing anything major. Fail enough fights in a row while surviving though and there will be a big battle with a fuckhueg clown.

>>700517
I for one welcome our new superfuckhueg clown overlords.

>>700517
So how long until Incog manages to get Patty in the harem? That little psychopath would probably be WAY more interested in Wolfgang than most other men, considering he gives no fucks and likes to beat the shit out of people.

Going to be running later than usual today, I must suffer through Mandatory Family Fun™

>>704190
okay, when I said later than usual, I was expecting to be home earlier than this.

ULTRA LATE NITE SESSION WILL BE HAPPENING IN LIKE 4 HOURS

>>706096
Thanks for keeping us informed Kayaba.

>>706096
Right, give me an hour to recover my sanity and I'll start a session.

>>700310
"Well yes, all students gain an allowance in exchange for their services in killing those on my list, this is in addition to having free room and board, and being taught to control their powers. In essence, I suppose you could consider us a military academy! It certainly isn't the standard school"

You nod, looking at the uniform marks along your arms, small circles where Black Blood had spurted out during your fight with the Clown. "Would I need to take a Weapon to enroll? I prefer to use my fists"

"I'm sure we could find you another Gauntlet-type weapon or two, I know for certain there are a few running around, but, though I won't recommend it, you could make your own if you wished, or become one, using that Witch Soul you have..."

"Why wouldn't you recommend it?"

"The process was excruciatingly painful, leaving our test subjects bedridden for weeks, I do not know how Arachne's subjects fared, but I do not think their experience would have been any better"

"Well, no pain no gain, right?" you grin up at him "I think I'm gonna make my own, or myself, haven't decided that far, it would help if I had the notes on the methods involved..."

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to convince Death to give you the notes on making Demon Weapons!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>707819
Brah, Trust me.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>707819
It'll all be fine.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>707819
I got this dude.

>>707819
No pain no gain?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>707857
>>707819
I messed my options field up with a captail D

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>707819
20

>>707916
Fug

>>707819
"Well, I do suppose I have some notes tucked around somewhere... I could go find them if you'd really like, but are you certain you'd want to subject yourself or someone else to this? Certainly you would be powerful, but in addition to the initial pain, there would be a difficult learning curve as you figured out your powers!"

You nod "I'm sure, please, help me in this, I've got a few plans involving Witches and I'd really rather not have all those souls going to waste..."

"Oh my, you intend to take on the Witches?"

"Well, most of them, I've got one in particular I prefer alive, obviously, but seriously most of those Witches deserve to die, the things they do are messed up"

"I wish you luck in that, but, obviously, first things first, let me go find those notes!"

He POOFS away, and then a few moments later, POOFS back, carrying a textbook of notes.

"That was surprisingly easy to find! Here you are, please, do not share this without at the very least going over the drawbacks of the process..."

You flip through the notes, grinning, you didn't understand this, but you HAD it, which was a load of steps closer than you'd been a few minutes ago. Maybe Argo would get this better than you.

You tucked the notes under your arm, "Thank you, uh, so after I either get a Weapon or become a Weapon, I can enroll here?"

"Yes, please hurry with that..."

You nod "I will, thank you" and then you took your leave.

Several minutes later

You opened your Portal in an alleyway, still flipping through those notes.

The sound of very loud banging distracted you from your reading, and you looked up to see Lisbith and Asuna fighting using Kirito and Yui.

"Uhh..." They stop and turn, staring at you "what the fuck are you guys doing?"

"Sparing, duh!"

"But why?"

"Because we were bored, and I like experimenting with what this arm can do" Lisbith flexes her metal arm, steam hissing out of it "this thing may have changed a bit, but it's fuckin awesome no matter what world we're in"

You smile "fair enough, know where Argo is?"

"In the house, uh, you might not want to go in there, that's the other reason we're out here"

"Where's Sinon?"

"Stuck upstairs, she uh, doesn't want to get dragged into that by trying to escape"

"Oh...wow, okay then"

You stare at the apartment complex, unblinking as you consider your options.

Spar with Asuna and Lisbith
Try to understand the notes
Other (Write-In)

>>708276
>Try to understand the notes
Read, nigga, read.

>>708276
Try and understand notes

>>708276
>get yui to assist in note processing

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>>708301
Read

>>708276
>Read notes.

>>708276
You sit down against the steel doors, flipping through the notes again...

Roll 1d20 (best of 5) to understand fucking ANYTHING in these notes inside of the next 24 hours!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>708384
SMRT

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>708384

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>708384
WHAT DO THE LETTERS MEAN?

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>>708390

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>708384
What can go wrong?

I think we got an average of 11.5 among the five rolls, but geeze. How do you roll extremes like that back to back. Ah well average doesn't matter anyway. Nat 20 woo woo!

>>708384
Your eyes practically light up as in an instant, you find a passage that clearly describes in detail the whole fucking process!

You now know exactly what must be done to make a Demon Weapon...

Your first step would be finding an object and a human, then having the human swallow the witch soul while holding the item and casting a spell that you didn't exactly know because you weren't a Witch or a Cat or whatever the fuck but Argo and Incog could figure that part out.

And that was it, it was that simple: Swallow a Witch Soul while holding the object you wanted to gain the form of in your hands. There was other shit that would let you gain elemental powers, but that involved shit like striking the human with lightning or setting them on fire or freezing them or some bullshit like that. Having several items in your hands would let you change into multiple weapons...

It was pretty fucking simple, the hardest part would be getting Argo to cast the spell, and that was only hard because she might never come out of that house.

...sex magic must be pretty fucking intense, it looked like there was a light show going on in there. If it weren't for the soundproofing spell they had put up you might be hearing the explosions that were literally shaking the ground of the warehouse right now.

You had minor regrets about not joining in on that.

MINOR REGRETS.

But in all seriousness you could probably make yourself into a weapon right now if Argo would finish her business in there.

That was something to consider...

Make yourself into a weapon
Make another person into a weapon (Name the person, must have a human soul, so no witches or cats or whatever the fuck)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>708384

>>708526
>Make yourself into a weapon

>>708526
If we can then death.

>>708538
Death is pretty much a fucking god

>>708538
Death is not a fucking Human.

>>708551
>>708554
then who do you asshats suggest

>>708580
Ourselves

>>708580
Also you just called the QM an asshat

>>708526
>Ourselves
We must now become the fists of justice

>>708589
Nah, I vote kirito. More insult to injury

>>708605
He's already Asuna's weapon.

I'm going to let this vote sit overnight, I need sleep.

>>708610
OK turn asuna into a weapon and then we have 2 weapons cause fuckem

>>708621
We probably wouldnt even be able to fucking use Asuna. because our souls wouldnt resonate

>>708629
That's why we'd use kirito? I just want a route out of being a weapon

>>708526
>Other
I'm voting to keep the Soul, Make copies of the note for the time being. We can aid our friends just as effectively to earn double or triple income because they already have Death Lists. We go out, kill the guys causing issues while they hunt others and then we give them the souls. Earning that money for us, without being forced to become a fucking student at this school.

>>708526
>Make yourself into a weapon

>>708646
Wont work the kill needs to be legit because death is ALWAYS watching and he dosen't like being played

>>708674
Show me proof. The ONLY thing thats stated is the witch soul is the last thing.

>>708678
Not quite the example you're looking for, but he took Kid's souls for blowing up that pyramid

>>708686
>Asks for proof about you being unable to give you're souls to friends to earn more money.

>Kid lost his souls to pay for property damage.

I.. don't think its the same mate. Sorry.

>>708526
Dr.Stein

>>708526
Hold the damn soul. We can get a job dropping off papers for now.

>>708742
I'll change to holding onto it to

>>708526
>voting to hold onto it

>>708761
This.

>Make yourself into a weapon

Why make ourselves a weapon? Relying on someone else to use our power of fists sounds boring honestly.

>>709254
Weapons gain powers that let they utilize their type of weapon, like how maka could turn parts of her body into blades

Say kayaba, I remember a few threads ago when we were deciding what world to jump to Pokemon was among the options. If we were to jump to the Pokemon, world we be in the anime setting or the video game setting? Also which season or generation of Pokemon would the setting be in?

>>709457
oh, oh, I think I remember a discussion about this in the discord voice chat once. Something about cucking ash out of any form of victory no matter which region we ended up in I think?

>>709464
He doesnt need us for thst

>>709464
Yeah I'm with the other anon. I may want to pop into the discord and let out my autism. We could change the anime formula a lot more if we tries to make ash and maybe his companions competent. Give him a chance to win the league.

>Wake up
>it's a fucking tie between using it on ourselves and holding onto it
god damnit.

>>708526
>Make yourself into a weapon

Going to give the vote another 30 minutes to an hour before I call it while I get ready to write.

Hold on

>>708526
Hold on

>>708526
...Or you could wait on making yourself or someone else a Weapon, until you had some more Witch Souls, and until you found a human worth making into a companion.

Fucking sucked dick you couldn't use this on Blair, otherwise she'd be your first choice. Maybe Stein? Stein might like the chance to experience new things, and since Asura and Medusa were out of the picture he wouldn't be going insane any time soon.

You shook your head, stowing the Witch Soul back in your pocket and watching Lisbith and Asuna fight. You had other things to worry about first, a lot of things actually. You started to think you should figure out a major goal for yourself to accomplish here...

Genocide the Witches
Make every weapon on your team a Death Scythe
Collect the Magic Tools left behind by Eibon
Other

>>709587
>other
>give witches a chance to repent and if they say no then genocide

>>709587
>Genocide

>>709587
>Collect the Magic Tools left behind by Eibon
Gather all the shit.

>>709587
>Find Excalibur

>>709614
Backing

>>709587
>Find excalibro

>>709587
You decide that making your whole team into Death Scythes will come naturally with some of these other goals, and you kinda want to find Excalibur, and fuck up those Witches, so you've narrowed your options down to...

Go after the Witches
Find Excalibur
Other

>>709644
>Excalibur get!

>>709644
>find excalibur

>>709644
>Go after the Witches
At least this way our comrades get stronger. Hell, maybe we'll find some of Eibon's tools as well.

>>709644
>Go after the witches
Fuck em up

>>709644
>Find Excalibur
We can fuck up the witches as we search for it

>>709644
>Go after the Witches
We should probably get Crona while doing that

>>709644
>Find Excalibur

Going to give you all something to think about:
Kid and Black Star found Excalibur in less than a week, this was choosing your LONG TERM goal.

>>709644
>go after the witches

>>709829
You should probably put that INTO the post next time. Sense they don't seem to fucking be here and thats pretty god damn important

>>709644
>Genocide evil witches.

>>709644
>Fuck witches
>Progress towards DEATHSCYTHE

>>709644
...fuck Witches, well most of them, Argo is good obviously, but the rest of those bitches need to die.

And you're going to be the one to do it, you'll give them one chance, and if they refuse, you'll execute them and gain another Witch Soul. You had Argo to get you into the main witch world, so if you got strong enough, you could go on a full genocide...

Yes, yes, kill them, kill them all!

Okay maybe not a full genocide, you had to give them all a chance, that had to be certain, there were Witches that could be good, just like there were humans that could be evil.

BUT THE POWER, THINK OF THE POWER!

You'd be getting power by mastering your sanity and your Black Blood, and maybe becoming a Demon Weapon...

Speaking of which, you still needed to decide if you were going to make a Companion out of the first demon weapon you made, and if so, who in all the fucking multiverse you would use it on. Had to be a human soul... Wait shit, if you made a Demon Weapon army in some other world, would you have enough Witch Souls? Would Witches from other worlds count? Could you even harvest their souls?

You had so many questions and Jumpchan was the only place you could get an answer, damn it all.

Well, enough thinking about the far future, what about the near future? What would you do for the next... month? Year? Setting a goal for the next month seemed like a good idea. What should you do?

Find Excalibur
Find Crona
Train with your Black Blood

>>710024
>Find Excalibur.

>>710024
>Train with your Black Blood
That's currently our main power, so we need to get good at it.

>>710024
>find excalibur

>>710036
Baking this one up in the oven

>>710024

> Excalibur

>>710024
>train with your black blood

>>710024
>Other
>Search for a suitable Person that you can transform. Preferably a girl for your harem

>>710024
>Find Excalibur

>>710024
>Black Blood

>>710024
>Train with Black Blood

>>710024
Train

CALLING VOTE HERE

>>710024
You prick your finger from the inside, watching a bead of Black Blood pour out to it and roll around in patterns on your palm. You needed to practice with this stuff, fight with it all the time until you didn't have to think about it.

You got up, joining Lisbith and Asuna "Hey, mind if I get in the fight? I'll take you both on at once, give myself a challenge"

"Hm? Sure, I'm uh, not sure how you'll fare though, even with your powers" Lis says, turning and brandishing Yui at you.

"Fuck yes, a chance to kick your ass for making me suffer with this idiot?! GET READY BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"

You roll your eyes and get into a fighting pose, and so begins the training montage.

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to git gud with Black Blood!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>710330

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>710330

>>710258
dice+1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>710330
20

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>710330

>>710342
Put it in option retard

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>710330

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>710330
cmon nat 1

>>710330
Two weeks later

You wiped the sweat from your forehead and looked up at Argo for a brief moment, then focused back on your opponent, Asuna, who had launched another stab at you. You dodged around it, punching her in the gut and spraying Black Blood to push her into the wall. The spray came from your wrists, which had been installed with tubes that gave you direct access to your bloodstream whenever you needed. Lis was amazing for that one, though they weren't perfect. You whipped the Blood back into your hand, forming a long pole that you used to vault over Asuna's head and land behind her, the pole having converted into several spears that you had pointed at her from all directions.

"I win again" you say, pressing the back of her neck with two fingers.

"Damnit Kirito!"

You chuckle as they yell at each other, putting all your blood back into your body. You could definately use more practice making telekinetic weapons, but for now? For now you were good to go. You felt confident enough in your abilities to take on another Witch solo.

"Alright, I think that's enough" you say, brushing your hair out of your eyes "I'm gonna go make a shopping run, we're almost out of shit in the fridge"

You looked back at Argo "wanna come with?"

"Sure" she said, grabbing your arm and snuggling close as the two of you walked to the portal and opened the doors.

Oh dear.

You looked at the fire and destruction everywhere. Specifically the fire, and the fact that it was green.

SHIT, YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CLOWNS!

You slap your forehead at your own stupidity, you had to keep on that shit, they came once a week, HOW COULD YOU FORGET.

Berating yourself, you looked around for the source of the madness, slipping out of Argo's grip "Sorry whiskers, looks like we've got to kick some clowns to the curb first"

She rolls her eyes "and here I thought it was going to be a nice day"

"Well, at least we get to vent our anger out on something..."

You snap the portal closed, pouring Black Blood out of your back, which also had two blood vents in it to make using your wings easier. You flapped up to the rooftops, scanning the area.

there

I SEE IT, I SEE IT, LET'S GO KICK THAT CLOWN'S ASS!

wait, hold up, IT'S THE WHIP BITCH AGAIN!

HOW THE FUCK IS IT BACK!?

You shook your head, no time for voices, you had to stop this. You took a running leap off the building and into the air, landing in front of the whip clown and her new partner, some fucked up piece of shit with an actual clown face.

"Hey Whip Bitch, ready to get cunt-punted again?" you yell into her face

"YOU... oh ho ho, I will have fun with you, will punish like master said to punish, always directly to the crotch he said, makes them hurt he said, well I makes them hurt, just like I MAKES YOU HURT!"

A circle of green fire surrounded you, shooting high into the sky and forming a dome overhead, inside this circle, pink whips of light began to form...

CHAR LIMIIT!

>>710545
Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to do something (write out your 'something', obviously)

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>710552
Fire feather bullets

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>710552
HIT IT UNTIL IT DIES

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>710552
ded

>>710602

> Clowns... why is it always Clowns...

>>710552
You fan your skeletal Black Blood wings out, launching a series of blood "feathers" for lack of a better term at the duo as you launched into the sky, out of the way of the whips!

"YOU ARE NOT GETTING MY FUCKING BALLS THIS TIME YOU BITCH!"

"tRY anD STOP mE!~"

Pink whips began to grow along the walls of fire as well, trying to bind you and beat at you!

Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to avoid the whips!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>710621
1 for new fetish

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>710621
Fuck off.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>710621
rip balls.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>710552

>>710621
You spray out several whips of Black Blood, slicing all those fucking whips into pieces. You notice that your blood doesn't work on the fire, it's like a physical wall rather than a constant chemical reaction. You retracted your blood once all the whips were gone, not wanting to waste time in taking these fucks down.

Fucking Clowns, time they got what was coming to them.

Roll 1d20 to act! (Write an action, this goes for any time I use the word Act)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>710688
>Serious Consecutive Punches.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>710688
HIT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE, AGAIN!

>>710691

Music please QM.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>710688

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>>710691
Can't beat the Serious Series.

>>710688
You knew it wasn't real, as you didn't have Kirito anywhere nearby to blast the song, but you could hear it in your head just fine as you landed in front of the clowns and double fisted their asses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

They burst into light, pink and green respectively, leaving nothing behind.

Slowly, the fire that surrounded you came down, letting you breathe a sigh of relief. Your balls were safe this day.

Outside, a crowd had formed, and when they saw you standing victorious, they cheered. Argo jumped up and waved at you, letting you know where she was.

"Well" you say "that's one problem taken care of..."

Initiate Timeskip

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) To take care of clowns for the next three months!

Sorry guys, but doing fight after fight every week while you git gud at black blood was gonna be a pain in the ass and boring for everyone

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>710806

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>710806
>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) To take care of clowns for the next three months!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>710806
Go away clown pls

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>710806
HIT THEM UNTIL THEY DIE, AGAIN AGAIN

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>710806
The One Punch Wolf lives on.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>710806
CLOWN BE GONE.

>>710806
Three months, 12 clowns, FUCK CLOWNS.

They were all dead, well, really the same clown died 12 times, seriously it's the same vapid whip cunt every single time, and it's learning, it's really quite a fucking bitch to deal with.

But it made you stronger, you had done away with the skeletal wings in favor of more dragon-esque ones, and they seemed to hold you up a lot better, maybe because physics was getting involved now. But that was just small shit, you had learned that your blood replenished itself at an absolutely STUPID pace, to the point where you could pour it out of you and make a CLONE of yourself to fight. Sure it was pure black and you because of that you couldn't really get it's full shape by vision alone, but it had been one hell of a surprise for the clown when you seemed to teleport behind it and kick it's ass.

Turns out the Clowns don't have good eyesight unless they really realize they need it. It had identified you by soul, so when a second person started attacking it it got very, very confused. It wouldn't work so well next time, you assumed.

You were almost certain by now you could take down a Witch on the level of Medusa, but you weren't sure where to find one that wasn't in the home fucking base, because even you weren't that stupid. It was the same reason witches avoided this city like the plague. Going into the home territory of your enemy to fight was in general a BAD idea.

But you could potentially take the battle to their home world with the entirety of the DWMA to back you...

Start small and take on One witch
Talk to Death about taking the battle to the Witches and ending this war once and for all

>>711028
>Start small and take on One witch
Once we get two we can make a weapon and become one ourselves

>>711028
Start small and take on One witch

>>711028
>Start small and take on One witch.

>>711028
>Start small and take on One witch

>>711028
Start small

>>711028
>Start small and take on One witch
We have plenty of time to genodcide the witches, It's fiiiiine.

>>711028
Nah, probably a bad idea to start such a big battle, you'd need to get stronger and you'd have to make sure all those other idiots didn't steal your souls before you did that.

One Witch would be good enough, but where to find one? You could fly all over the world to start your search...

Pick a country, any country

>>711567
>Murica. Cause Fuck yea!

>>711567
Prussia

>>711567
>Sealand

>>711567

>Central African Republic


WHO DO THAT VOODOO? YOU DO THAT VOODOO? WELL YOU DO VOODOO HOODOO SO I KILL YOU!

>>711567
Germany

>>711567
Mexico

>>711567
Vatican City

>>711567
Italy.

>>711567
Germany

>>711567
Alright, you definitely want to go to Europe, Europe is where the witches of lore originated, after all.

But... Germany or Italy?

Germany
Italy

>>711916
>Italy

>>711916
on the one hand...folk lore for witches in germany is stronger...
on the other hand Italy has a history with necromancy being borderline socially acceptable back in the 1500s and such...
>Germany

>>711916
>Italy

>>711916
>Germany.

>>711916
>Germany

>>711916
>Germany

>>711916
>Italy

>>711948
This.

>>711916
Germany, and gas the kike while we are there.

>>711916
Germany it is!

You'll head there...

next time on Wolfgang's jumpquest!
End of Session

>>712404
This quest is awful and I have no idea why I'm enjoying it regardless.

At the very least, it's getting me to want to run a Soul Eater quest, possibly tomorrow if I can hammer out the details.

Obviously it would be less lewd than this one.

Anyways, thanks for running, you fuck.

>>712587
wowrude

>>712587
You know I'm not a lewd guy but that's harsh m8

>>712587

The fact this shitposting isn't on the discord astounds me.

Are you the same dick in shinigami savant?

>>712587
You are Tsundre as fuck
I'm going to call you Asuna from now on.

>>713210
aaand I completely forgot to ask my usual questions!

How was my writing?
Would you rather we go through worlds faster, or slower?
Would you guys want to see the current list of Jumps you'll be rolling on after Soul Eater, and do builds in advance outside of the Discord?

>>713239
Shhh, keep the building on discord, it gives people incentive to stick around.

>>712818
Me? I haven't even caught up to that in the archives yet. Where I left off, Aizen had just fucked off.

Also chill people, I was being facetious. I'm serious about not understanding why I like it so much, but I'm having fun watching Wolfgang shove his dick in as many universes as possible.

>>713239
The writing was satisfying
The pace at which we're going now is okay
I already know the jumps, so not much of use for me

>>712404
You opened the portal to the Warehouse, loaded with groceries. Your budget had lasted this long pretty well, turns out only having to pay for food made things easy, it also helped that Asuna and Lis brought in cash by taking out shit on Death's List. You had offered to help, but they said that Death wouldn't give them credit for kills they didn't make, even if they could keep the souls. So you had mostly focused on training with them on their off-time, and against Incog and Argo when they weren't.

You were really, REALLY glad you had Black Blood, getting shot in the face with a soul bullet HURT, but it didn't blow a hole through your skull like it should have, it was like getting hit with a fuckton of paintballs, and you could heal pretty quickly from a lump on your head.

You set the groceries on the first floor kitchen counter and checked your wallet, planning out your little excursion to Germany in your head.

One week tops, you could use your Warehouse instead of a hotel, and you had just stocked it with food for the next two weeks, so even if you had literally no money you would be fine. Of course, you had some cash anyways...

Time to pay Argo that second date. The days you went out to deal with clowns didn't count, half the time you got stuck in the crowd.

You turned, finding the devil herself standing there, smiling "Hey, what did ya get?"

"Usual stuff, lots of chicken and vegetables, stuff for split pea soup, got a good deal on prime rib so I got that instead of the usual steak"

"OOooh, prime rib!" she licks her lips "can't wait"

"Well you're gonna have to, but I figure it'll be worth it" you say, putting stuff away "And I swear that isn't a bribe for coming with me to Germany to hunt down another witch"

"Wait what?"

"I'm gonna fly the Lucifer over to Germany for a week, hunt down a Witch, I'm strong enough for it now, you know that"

"Huh, I thought you were going to turn yourself into a Weapon before you took on one for real"

"It's on my mind, but there's also the fact that Jumpchan said I can use my first one to make another human into a Companion"

"Oh, thinking of filling out our ranks here?"

"Little bit, might end up holding off for another Jump, but I can't turn myself into one first, if at all"

"Well, I'll take care of you while you have extra fists trying to stick out of you, you know that"

"Well duh, we've got the medbay, Lis, you, Incog... lots of people who can patch me up when I do something stupid"

She grabs your arm "Hey, don't take that as an excuse to throw yourself into harms way, okay? Take things slow, and don't try to do everything alone. I know the clown locks everyone else out, but I'll be glad to help you take down another Witch"

"I know, that's why I want you to come with" you say, having put all the food away and put the reusable bags back in their drawer. "Better safe than sore, and I figure I owe you a special date..."

"Wait, you were serious about that?!"

>Character Limiiiiiiiiiit!

>>716072
"Well who do you think I am? Obviously I'm gonna take the chance to take you someplace special"

"I was about to say something about the language barrier, but I just remembered I have a spell for that!"

"Even better" you grin, leading her out of the Warehouse and closing the portal "mind getting us outside the city?"

"Oh shit, we're leaving now?"

"Yeah, before Kirito and Asuna eat all the food"

She laughs "or set their floor on fire, again"

"I'm almost regretting bringing them along, honestly"

"Nah, don't, they may be idiots, but they're our idiots"

She gently tugs you, muttering something under her breath, and the two of you pop up outside the city. You blink a few times, getting used to the new lighting.

"Teleportation is freaky" you say, shaking your head "never gonna get used to it"

"It's easier when you're the one in control" she says as you open a portal "You got used to your Warehouse Gravity shit pretty quick, if your flight stunts are any indication"

"That's different, gravity is something you get used to while flying, it was just something extra to what I already knew, Teleportation on the other hand is just... seventeen levels of fucked"

You head to the back of the Warehouse, where the Lucifer was parked. You helped Argo into the passenger seat, and then jumped in yourself. You gently accelerated, your Fighter running near silent like always as you hit Mach 1 in 10,000 feet. Once you hit that, it was easy to hit mach 10 in the air, the Warehouse Portal closing behind you.

>A few hours later

"Hold on to me once we're in the air!" You say, starting to decelerate rapidly, landing gears engaged. You threw a portal in front of you and hit the double eject, launching into the sky with Argo as the Lucifer parked itself in the Warehouse. You closed the portal as you fell, Black Wings forming with a thought as you swooped down to scoop your girl up, free-falling several thousand feet in a tight embrace, the wind howling around you. As you got within a thousand feet of the ground, you snapped open your wings, sending you forward rather than down. Circling the city of Berlin a few times before you finally landed on some rooftop.

You set Argo down "Have fun?" you grin.

She steps back, dazed, and then crashes against you, looking queasy "I don't think the air is for me..."

You quickly spun her around "Don't throw up on me, I love you, but I'd rather not clean up your puke"

She giggles "I think I'm fine, don't worry about that.."

You stayed like that for a moment as she adjusted to being on the ground again, when you were sure she had her feet under her, you let go and took a real look around the city.

"If I were a witch, where would I hide..."

"Underground" Argo says "But then again, given my animal, that makes sense, other Witches might have different ideas."

"Right then, thanks, let's go witch hunting!"

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find a witch that isn't Argo!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>716101

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>716101

>these rolls
rip

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>716101

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>716101
o boi

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>716101

The squats in East Berlin could be a good guess. Which one though?

>>716101
Several hours later, and you can't find diddly shit.

"Witches are way too well hidden" you say "this is bullshit"

Argo sighs "Yeah, I was worried about this, maybe we should try East Berlin?"

"...maybe, but uh, now would be a good time to get some lunch, wouldn't you say?"

The two of you found a hole-in-the-wall restaurant that seemed decent, and ate in peace.

This world was surprisingly cheerful, all things considered. Honestly you hadn't even seen any Witch attacks. Sure you heard of them, but they were like school shootings in America: infrequent and small scale, even if the media hyped them up.

"So, hit up East Berlin after this, if we have no luck, try again tomorrow?"

"Yeah, that's the plan"

"You aren't scared?"

"I've had to fight a sadistic clown for three months, I have fought a creature hell-bent on turning my balls into a bloody pulp, I don't know the meaning of the word fear"

"...Fair point"

"So, how do you like being a Witch... did I make a good choice?"

She smiles "Only took you three months to ask that. Yeah, I like having the power, and all the Meisters in Death City know me, so I don't have to hide it, it's nice... and I've only been getting stronger, I think before I leave I'll be able to reach the level of a Sorcerer, maybe even to Eibon's level"

"That would be cool" you say, taking a bite.

"If we could get our hands on some Demon Tools, like Brew or the Book..." a strangely lewd look crosses over her face "oh the things I could do with that sort of power"

"Hey hey, no fucking the magic" you say, snapping your fingers in front of her face "You'll end up worse than Incog if you think like that"

"R-right! Sorry... you probably don't get it, but using my power feels really good, and the more I use the better it feels"

You nod "You'd be surprised, I like fighting, probably more than I should, I get into it and it's pure ecstasy, I don't think about it, but beating the shit out of people is something I enjoy, especially when they can fight back."

"Isn't that because of a perk you took?"

"...huh, maybe, but I remember being like that all the way back when we were fighting the Taurus on floor two of SAO"

She nods "I remember, that grin on your face when you punched the boss in the face, that grin you always have when you fight, it's kinda creepy really, but I like it, someone who smiles in combat is rare, ya know?"

"Probably just a sign I'm losing my mind" you say, paying the bill "Let's get back on the search, okay?"

"Yeah, sure, I will admit I enjoy seeing you fight, it's like watching really good choreography"

You leave the cafe together, her pressed against your arm as you began to wander the city once more, searching for a Witch.

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find another Witch!