>>680132
Look around for some horses and a way out of this place. We probably don't wanna hang around here any longer than we need to.

>>680132
Stop looking at her ass.

>>680132
Stop looking at her ass. Attempt to grab it instead.

>>680132
Look at the other goblin's ass

>>680132
Don't touch her ass but make it obvious you want to

>>680132
>Remove goblin from chest.

>>680773
This

>>680132
"If you wanted me to stop you'd have crawled off of me already."

>>680156
This

Stop looking at her ass.

>>680132
We've been trying to stop looking at the ass for twelve hours.

>>681090
Di-did it work?

>>681200
Not so far.
>>680891
Seconded

>>681200
It's just too magnetic

>>680156
This
lets waifu something better

>>681443
>not wanting a three way with the goblin butts

>>681478
Let's go this whole quest as the bumbling fool who can't read signals or signs and completely blows off every advance made.

>>681552
It's too late, we've already been caught staring at the asses of our emerald companions.

>>681552
While hilarious I really just want to bury my face in dat ass.

>>681570
Let's make it happen m8, if we ignore hard enough it'll probs happen

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>>680773
>>680792
>>680816

>make subtle flirtation

You tell the goblin that if she wanted you to stop staring at her bulbous goblin rump she would've gotten off of you already

"Hmph, despite claiming to be modest and civilized, you humans are sure a bunch of pervs" Smithy snickers before crawling off of you and out of the hay stack

>>680156

>search area

Considering that it was a haystack you all fell in, it's reasonable to assume that some horses or other livestock are nearby. You and the other two goblins search the area before finding a carriage across from a horse stable[/b]. Inside the stable a horse could be seen peering its head through. You and your party hide behind some haystacks.

"That's it, that's the carriage we were carried in. Something tells me the all the other (goblins) are still in there!" Nydia proclaims.

The carriage happened to have the carriage rider still in the front, however he peered off in the other direction. The rider was, however, an elf whose sense of hearing would be sure to detect you and your encumbered self if you attempted to sneak around.

The pathway to the horse stables was strewn with little haystacks only a goblin could duck under.


>[Inventory]
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do

(Sorry for keeping you guys waiting, my wacom pen decided to start malfunctioning)

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

Erm, my bad.

>>681700
We need to distract him.

>>681700
>hail the elf while the two goblins make their way around for a sneak grapple attack

>>681700
can we see what the elf has as equipment? if they don't have a ranged weapon then what
>>681732
said would work. if they do then we need to stay in cover when we hail them so we don't get shot.

>>681772
An elf without a ranged weapon is hard to imagine, but we do have a shield

>>681772

>check elf

The elf seems to have nothing on his person besides from a copper dagger in its sheath on his hip.

>>681716
>>681732

>distract elf while goblins sneak around

Sounds like a good plan however showing your face to the elf will most certainly make him alert guards as he'd probably recognize you. He rode you and the others here after all.

>[Inventory]
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do

>>681855
Alright well put the orcish two hander on our shoulder like we're just carrying it but where the axe blade is obscuring our face. We'll walk at an angle and call out to him.

>>681871
That seem a bit risky.
I'd say our best bet is to swarm the elf.
Especially if he doesn't have anything else, other than his dagger (might be a mage though)

grease our face and cover it in bits of hay so we have a hairy face when we call out so it can't recognize us.

>>681925
You know what, let's do that

Why don't we just run out and steal the horse? The elf will hopefully try to chase us and that will give the gobbos time to get the other's out. We just need to agree on a place to meet up.

>>681977
it's in the stable, that probably means it has no saddle or reins. riding a horse bareback is really hard.

>>682008
Hmm that's a good point. If we do dash to the stable I bet we could find a pitchfork to use as weapon. Alternatively, if we had a good way to get the axe head off the handle we'd have ourselves a quarterstaff.

>>681700
There's an elven bow in the inventory. No arrows?

>>682412
Used up in enchantments if I recall properly.

>>682612
>>682412
Correct, we had 3 one of which was used to light the barrel and the other two to sharpen the sword. We got a Dwarven arrow but that was enchanted with gunpowder and exploded

>>681855
Start a fire to distract him

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>>683369

>start fire

You may have kerosene, but there's nothing in your inventory that can ignite a flame

>>681925
>>681933

>pour kerosene on face
>put hay on face

You open your bottle of kerosene[/green[ and pour some on your face, rubbing it in before sticking your face in hay, the strands of hay sticking to your face as it obscures it completely, offering a mask of some sort.

Smithy and Nydia look at you in bewilderment

"... Alright then, so what do you want us to do?" Smithy asks you, knowing that there must be a half decent reason for your recent action

>[Inventory]
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-empty bottle
-unlit torch

>What will you say/do?

we will play the part of "some weirdo" and distract the elf. while they ether sneak attack the elf or high-jack the carriage.

>>684441

You serve as the distraction while they use the two handed dwarven axe as a jam on the wheel well of the carriage. The last thing you want is that guy driving off. See if you can spy some sack cloth to make an ersatz hood out of.

Maybe with your face covered you can pass yourself off as an orc and "alert" him to trouble in the prison.

>>684482
This. It's 3 on 1 so as long as we provide a decent distraction they can try and backstab the elf

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>>684482

>distract elf

You leave the shelter of the haystacks and approach the elf

You try and present yourself as a jester of some sort

"I'm not interested, fool, now leave me or they'll be trouble" the elf warns you, but you continue to dance (poorly) with the elf showing an expression of disgust. Just then Smithy with Nydia behind her, manages to pick-pocket the elf's dagger and tosses it to you

>['copper dagger' equipped]

You hold the elf hostage while the goblins quickly tie him up with rope they found in the cloth sack behind him.

"Where's the key, asshole?" Smithy asks

"I-I, I don't know, please, I know nothing of what quarrel you have, I only watch the carriage before the rider comes with his horse, he certainly has the key, a-and he'll be here soon!" the terrified elf stammers


>[Inventory]
-copper dagger (equipped)
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-empty bottle
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

>>685331
ambush the rider

>>685381
This.
Make sure the elf stays quiet. Either hide them out of sight, or if that's not an option, make sure they know warning the Rider give them a fast trip to an early grave.

be out of sight but near the elf so they know you are there and wont get any funny ideas like warning the guy.

>>685331

> Steal the elf's clothes and hair pins (if applicable, and probably very applicable) as well as their weapons.
> Give the hair pins to the goblins and ask if one of them knows how to pick a lock.
> While they hopefully start freeing the prisoners, get into your outfit, strap some knives to your ears and get ready to impersonate.

>>686572
>>685331

Oh, wait. Well, aside from the fact these guys are still using the same, shitty brand of cuffs that the goblin girls broke earlier, remember when the gobliness melted down some arrows and used them to sharpen our sword.

Just, you know, sharpen the giant ass axe head with the shackle materials.

>>686572

>loot elf

You remove the Elf's casual cloak and search through the cloth sack behind him. In there you find 3 elven arrows, a saddle, 3 lockpicks, a potion of lightweightedness, and a boomerang.

>['3 elven arrows' stored in inventory]
>['saddle' stored in inventory]
>['3 lockpicks' stored in inventory]
>['potion of lightweightedness' stored in inventory]
>['boomerang' stored in inventory]

>[Inventory]
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(3) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do

>>687007
Set a trap for that there rider.
Restrain elf, possibly for use as bait.

Give the lockpins to the girls, get the bow and arrow ready and go hide a little bit in case of the rider coming
How many goblins are in the cart?
Have Smithy or the other one go look into the stables to find the apropriate number of horses and saddles, if there is not enought of that, or if the lock hold on, leave with the cart

gobs hide in nearby hay with bow ready. if there is no hay nearby enough move some.

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>>687231

>give lockpicks to goblins
>give goblins bow and arrows
>have goblins search stables

You give the goblins the lockpicks and the arrows while you stand by the hostage with your copper dagger. The goblins attempt to open the lock with the lockpick but one lockpick snaps and breaks as the lock is too heavy and hard.

"Whatever..." Nydia says "We can just use the two handed orcish axe to break it open. Lets see if we can still some horses."

Smithy agrees, and along with Nydia searches the stables using some ropes from the saddle to bring two horses to the carriage and strap the horses to it. You ride off, leaving the prison settlement far off into the fields and plains you find a dense forest[/forest] before turning to your elven hostage who happens to be a woman.

"You aren't slavers are you?" the timid elf asks

>[Inventory]
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(3) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

>>687626
Play with her hair.

"Well, not professionally, but I don't think we can just let you go, right? You might raise an alarm somewhere. Tell me, what are you good at?"

>>687626
Feel her ears up

"options for an enemy are kill or capture. i picked capture. so what do you do when not watching carriages?"

>>687784
>>687803
These.

>>687784
>>687857
>>687810

>chat with elf

You tell the elf[/elf] that you can't release her just yet out of fear she might raise alarm somewhere. You ask her about her skills

"M-my name is Malcia I went to academy for archery, but I'm learning magic as a hobby" the elf tells you

>[Inventory]
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(3) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

>>688042
"Really? Magic, that's a valuable skill there. What kind of magic?"

Ugh, all combat stuff. We'll be safer gagging her and tossing her into a cell.

>>688042
"Why were you there?"
"What was that place?"

>>688093
This

>>688093

>ask Malcia about herself

"Well there was a gig offered by some delivery business to supervise unattended carriages. I was told to watch this one my a cloaked woman. Odd thing is I was told I was carrying livestock, however I swear I could've heard muffled voices coming from back there. The place we were just at was a private farm it seemed like." Malcia explains

"Why were you there? are you guys thieves?" she asks

>[Inventory]
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(3) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

>>688338
Tell her you were probably there to be sold as sex slaves or some shit.

Also ask Smithy where we are headed.

>>688338
You were working for slavers. We were being transported in the carriage. We're here only because we broke out

>>688338
"More like private prison, babe. I woke up in a cell and can't remember much before that. No, don't laugh, it's true. I hooked up with some goblins and we broke out. Looks like that cloaked woman was running the place.

Anyway, let's meet the other gals."

Hoist her on our shoulder and go find the goblin girls.

>>688394
they are probably right behind us. we are on the carriage, and it is moving.

but yeah let's get to know our companions a bit more now that we aren't running for our lives.

>>689212
Oh, sorry. Anyway, let's introduce mz sexy elf to the goblin girls.

Let's fuck smithy's tight ass while we ride :^)

Are we the only male left in this world or what?

>>689653
I wouldn't mind that...

>>688390
>>689361

>explain self

You inform Malcia that you and the other two goblins were being held in a prison located of the farm. You tell her it was Smithy that freed you and that you and her rescued Nydia afterward before fighting a fearsome orc, meeting Velvia, and escaping the compound.

"Velvia? The cloaked woman was Velvia? I knew her voice sounded familiar"

"You know that bitch?" Smithy asks

"Yes, she was known among elves to be a careless and selfish sorceress, engulfing herself in the dark arts and necromancy, she's known to ambush the deliveries of sacred gems, items, and enchanted weapons and apparel for whatever goal she's scheming. Heaven knows what she's up to." Malcia explains "Can I have my cloak back, it's getting cold" the elf asks

You hand her the cloak back as you begin to notice that it's getting dark and decide to stop somewhere nestled in the dense forest with a small approximately 7 square yard patch that has no trees, offering a view of the darkening sky. You hear movement inside the carriage.

>[Inventory]
-copper dagger
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(2) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

>>689787
>Use a rock, the head of an arrow, some twigs, and a slight amount of kerosene to start a campfire.
>The elf said it was getting cold? Gently massage her ears to provide them with warmth.

knock on door and tell riders to back up then AXE lock. if lock is too sturdy for that to work then axe the wood of the carriage AROUND the lock.

>>689787
Get a fire going and set up a watch for the night, deal withe carriage in the morning, cuddle Smithy for warmth.

>>689787
Check the carriage.
After, set up camp somewhere.
If we're still close-no fire.
If not then fire.
Cuddle the goblin for warmth if necessary.
Maybe talk stuff over with Smithy, the other goblin and the elf.

>>690201
>>689787
Also maybe bust the door down with the axe if we can't get past the locks.

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>>689808

>check carriage

You hop down and walk to the back of the carriage and knock on the door, you inform those in there to move back as you're about to axe the door open. With a few swings of the two handed orcish axe you break the door open to find two other goblins in there, one of which was pregnant.

"Lydia?..." Nydia calls to the goblin with her legs crossed

"I was wondering long were going keep your sister locked up in this shitty carriage" Lydia responds

"Aunt PeLaara..." Smithy calls to the pregnant goblin. Before Smithy can begin to explain what was going on, Pelaara interrupts her

"It can wait.." PeLaara interjects "What matters is we're all safe and in good company. Setting up camp is our biggest priority at the moment" she explains in a stoic voice. Both Pelaara and Lydia were still shackled

>>689794

>start fire

Smithy and Nydia head out to gather some twigs while you and Malcia get to work on starting a fire. After the goblins come back with some twigs you take an elven arrow, the tip of which is made from flint and scrape out a spark with your copper dagger the spark ignites the twigs that were poured in kerosene and a steadily growing fire starts to radiate the area with warmth and light...

>[Inventory]
-copper dagger
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(2) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

ask what happened that got them captured. maybe getting their backstories will help you remember yours.

>>691414
see if any of the girls knows how to forage in the forest, then try and gather food for a meal

>>691414
Delegate two of the girls with both hands free to fetch some firewood to keep the fire going. Someone else needs to hunt or forage in order to bring food, and discuss that with them as well.

>>691414
wait, i just got an idea. enchant the shackles with a really shitty enchantment then poke at them until the enchant wears off and they crumble.

>>691815
>>691879

>have goblins forage

Before the goblins can forage, Lydia rattles her chains in a coy fashion.

"Could you guys please find a way to get us out of these shackles before you leave, I'm sure we could be very useful in foraging once we're free" Lydia tells you

>[Inventory]
-copper dagger
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(2) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch

>What will you do?

>>691985
linking my idea again
>>691954
use lockpicks, the lock, and boomerang as catalysts

>>692009
seconding

>>692009
Why not just use a really tiny twig to enchant it with "weakness"? Seems less wasteful than using several objects of (at least some) worth.

Or better yet, use the lock to enchant a twig, so that it is destroyed immediately.

The least wasteful option would of course be to pick the locks. That way we could still lock something or someone up, or use them to enchant something.

>>693122
sure, but that's if the locks can be picked. and yeah using shitty twigs as the enchantment would be the best, if possible

>>691985
>Lockpick
Get dem manacles for later.
Or just bust the chains and leave the girls with some braclets/makeshift bracers.
Either way really.

>>691985
Use the lockpicks, the manacles could still be useful.

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>>693599
>>693604

>pick locks
>get manacles

Smithy uses on of the lockpicks and unlocks both Pelaara and Nydia's shackles. The lockpick however breaks after picking the last lock. You salvage the manacles.

>['manacles' stored in inventory]

"You two stay and watch the fire, leave the foraging to us goblins" Smithy tells you before leaving you alone with Malcia

After a half a minute alone Malcia cracks a bashful smile "It's good to see I'm in good company..." She tells you

>[Inventory]
-copper dagger
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-(2) lockpicks
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch
-manacles

>What will you do?

>>695444
touch boobs

>>695444
Ask her some questions, casually. Get to know her, likes, dislikes, etc. Also we need to figure out what we're gonna do once Velvia figures out her latest 'shipment' went missing.

>>695444
>make conversation, flirt

>>695493
This and this >>695492

>>695444
>Make conversation
Ask about herself, explain about us a bit
>Inb4 bartender working at uncles bar
That or circus folk, maybe fireeating or stage magic.
Some sort of background that would make us at least a tangentially interesting slave.

>>696557
>Bar tender
Good at reading people, possibly alchemy and maybe distilling if microbrewing or making our own liquor.
>Circus folk
Animal handling, contacts, skills based on our type of act
>Inb4 we were a clown and/or stage magician whose illusions/escapes were so convincing we got mistaken for a decent spell caster.
>We are in fact a decent rogue minus the moral ambiguity of THIEF GUILD 4LYFE.

>>696562
Magician: quick hands, sharp tongue, great vision.
Mummer: agile, charming, in top shape.

What about artisan or craftman? Being a handyman is always useful.

>>696605
Could be, I was just suggesting options.
Could be any number of reasons really.

be sure to let her know smithy has dibs on you,

>>696647
>Implying getting tackled by a 3' 4"/4'3" green streak (or whatever height goblins come in here) wouldn't be enough of a hint if she tried anything.

>>695492
>>695493
>>695776
>>696557

>start conversation
>flirt

You ask Malcia a bit about herself, teasingly implying that an elf of her beauty couldn't have ever faced a true battle as a professional archer.

Malcia gives you a playful push on your shoulder

"Well, fine, I'm archer in training as well, my truest occupation is that of a bar tender, but don't fool yourself into thinking I've never felt the heat of battle..." she hints.

"There's a brewery out in the fields and wilderness that supplies beer to the pub I work at. Near the brewery is a lodge with a bedroom that I have the keys to. I think it's a safe place to go next, since Velvia's henchmen will probably snoop around the pub and my house under the suspicion I was an accessory to your escape." she explains "There'll be lots of free beer there" she teasingly goads you.

>[Inventory]
-copper dagger
-potion of lightweightedness
-two handed orcish axe
-iron shield' (equipped)
-chain mail glove' (equipped)
-elven bow
-a lockpick
-saddle
-quiver (3 elven arrows)
-boomerang
-bottle of kerosene
-unlit torch
-manacles

>What will you do?

>>696901
"sounds good." ask about race relations, elves humans and goblins.

i guess we can see how many people can cram into the carriage when it's time to sleep.

>>696901
That doesn't sound half bad really, but wouldn't they be easily able to pick up on you frequenting the lodge if they asked around the pub?
I'm sorry to say you're likely in this as deep as the rest of us now, so that might not necessarily be a good idea.
Though it is sort of the only one we have at the moment.

When they get back we should probably talk to them and find out how they wound up under those circumstances as well...

(How long have they been gone at this point? It might be worth worrying about if it's been a while)

>>696925
`>4 goblins in the seats an elf in the floor and a human under the carriage on a mat
That said they might come to recollect the carriage, shit ain't exactly cheap so setting up somewhere where we can keep an eye on it but stay out of view might be good.

>>696932
>not a human on the floor covered in goblins

>>696901
Well, the lodge will have beds... Hint hint hint.

>>697998
Then while the elf sleeps on the bed we have sex with Smithy everywhere else including on top of the elf?

The elf in this case being treated more like how new couples treat couches than a participant.

Lets bang the elf instead, that orc ass and teeth look unappealing .

>>698304
Pleb.

>>698304
I agree with the teeth not being attractive nor goblinlike in the first place but to pass up that fine booty? Nah man i can't do it.

>>698304
>Shit_Opinions.jpg

>>698304
>Not a goblin harem

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>>698757
>harem

>>699079
>Not goblin polygamy

>>698757
Harem endings are for spineless non-commital jellyfish anon.
All harems do is prevent any one girl from feeling secure, locking them into competition with each other until eventually the whole thing breaks down from stress and toxicity.

Why would you want that for someone you love?

>>699363
Not in real life, but keep on mind anon. None of this is real.

>>699363
Me here, phone posting so I'm not sure the ids are the same.
>>699397
Well, nah, but don't you like a little verisimilitude in your fiction? People are still mostly people unless written by Stephanie Meyers.

you know, this may work better on tgchan. or several reasons. biggest is tgchan is not a blue board so you don't have to only be ALMOST nsfw. another is that threads last forever with no bump limit, only limit from HTML getting upset with threads over 1k posts long.

but still, it's your thread, you can do what you want with it, just felt i needed to say this.

>>702331
That actually sounds like a great idea. I might start the next chapter either later today, or tomorrow. Sorry for the inactivity, I've been very busy

-TheDartKid

Bump

>>699082
>Not a goblin tribe

>>704862
That sites slow as hell and full of furrys

>>704862
That site is a pain to actually find anything on

>>704862
Ever since the whole /qst/ fiasco all the people promoting tgchan and anonkun came out of the woodwork. And I can't speak for tgchan, but from the quests that decided to relocate to anonkun on a kneejerk reaction I wish they hadn't. I get it, /qst/ sucks reee, but I still prefer 4chan to any of those places.

I like when a QM makes a thread and is encouraged to fill a thread with content because it's not going to be around forever, even on a slower board like /qst/, rather than people moving to slower sites and getting into the habit of doing two or three votes a month.

But that's just, like, my opinion, man.

>>717094
Agreed. Although I DO think all of them have pros and cons, tgchan is NOT at all a fast board.

>>717144
>>717094
yes, which is why i feel tgchan would be better for this quest. it's a good quest, no doubt, but it is slow. a slow quest on a slow board is a better match.

>>717144
Yeah I've been to tgchan a few times, but I've been more familiar with akun because some quests I liked moved there. And I agree either of those places COULD be good, but from my experience it really just ruined the pacing of some of my favorite quests.

>>717241
And maybe so, looking at the thread is seems like a post a day until recently. Which if that's what the guy that moved to akun was doing I'd be fine with it. I just think slower places would encourage even slower posting than it already is. But obviously I just have a bad experience with those alternative sites; it still depends on how much content the QM feels like posting so it can work anywhere.

>>717288
>>717241
>>717144
>>717094

I'm confused, I thought quest threads aren't allowed on /tg/.