Again, you wake up to knocking at your door, when you groggily make your way there, you find Haiiro standing there.

"There's someone at the door for you, he said something about a new hat and," she yawns, "fighting your teammate."

You're not sure who it could be, and you wanted not to do much today. You could tell Haiiro to tell them to go away, but your visitor might be persistent.

>A) Tell Haiiro to turn them away

>B) Go see what they want

>C) Something else (What?)

>>673532
>B) Go see what they want

ayy, what up, Country?

>>673532
>B) Go see what they want

>>673532
>B.
I guess it's time to collect, how did those straw polls from last thread go Country?

>>673532
>B) Go see what they want

>>673542
Feeling rested, how about you, Naiser?
>>673551
Pretty good. Some people got things right.

>>673532

>B) Go see what they want
So, how many posts we shooting for this time?

>>673577
Not twenty-three hundred.

>>673574
I'm pretty damn good. Got a good night sleep, and a good laugh when I woke up and saw all the salt in shinobi quest.

>>673585
>saw all the salt in shinobi quest
I like Shinobi Quest. But it can be a slog to read through.

>>673542
>>673544
>>673551
>>673554
>>673577
You throw on a shirt and go downstairs in that and your pajama pants. When you open the door Haiiro left slightly ajar, you're greeted by someone you didn't really want to see in a long time, Jensho Uzumaki.

"Kuro," He says, more awake than you are at this time in the morning, "I just wanted to give you this, and ask if your Hyuga teammate would want a match, we really should have fought in the Exams." He hands you a small piece of paper with writing on it, then leaves, not letting you get a word in edgewise.

"Was that Shirou's boyfriend?" Haiiro asks from behind you.

>A) Yes

>B) No

>C) I don't know

>D) She doesn't have one

>E) Something else (What?)

>>673635
>B)

>>673635
>B) No
>D) She doesn't have one

"Sorry to disappoint, I wanted her to tell you."

>>673635
>>B) No

>>673635
>D) She doesn't have one

>>673635
>B) No

>>673669
Forgot to add: say it absentmindedly like kuro want posting attention to what he said

>>673635
>B)
>E)
"He's... a friend of mine."

Sorry I'm late, I passed out around 4:30 after my game of Masks because I was near exhaustion

>>673635
>No
>I know of him

>>673642
>>673654
>>673671
"No, that's not." You tell your younger cousin, shutting the front door and going to make breakfast. Haiiro follows you.

"Who is he then?" She asks.

"He's..." You think of your rocky relationship with the Mist genin, who seems to be extorting you, "a friend, of sorts." She nods her head, not paying attention.

"Can you make pancakes for breakfast." she asks, looking up at you.

>A) Sure

>B) No (What do you make instead?)

>>673729
>A)
Why not

>>673729
>A) Sure

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>>673729
>A)
Fuck yeah, pancakes are best

>>673729
>A) Sure

>>673735
>>673737
>>673739
>>673747
You tell her that you will, and make enough for both of you in short order. Shirou won't be up until later, and making pancakes solely for them to be leftovers isn't worth it.

After breakfast, Haiiro asks if you would help her train for when she starts the Academy.

When you ask her how, she says she wants to start with the basics.

>A) Teach her some taijutsu

>B) Teach her some ninjutsu

>C) Teach her some genjutsu

>D) Teach her some bukijutsu

>E) Don't help her

>>673820
>A) Teach her some taijutsu

>>673820
>A)
We can go in order whenever we give her another training session.

>>673820
>A) Teach her some taijutsu

the foundations of foundations.

>>673820
>>A) Teach her some taijutsu

>>673820
>A)

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>>673820
>A) Teach her some taijutsu

>>673833
>>673845
>>673849
>>673853
>>673857
>>673864
Roll for how well you teach her. 1d100.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>673905
Rolling

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>673905

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>673905

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>673905

>>673909
>>673910
>>673911
You spend the rest of the morning training Haiiro in taijutsu, teaching her decently, though not spectacularly. Haiiro thanks you afterwards, and heads inside.

The rest of the day is nondescript, and you put off ordering that hat from Ten Out of Ten till tomorrow.

The next day, you do go to Ten Out of Ten, and order Jensho's hat for no insignificant expense. You know they'll be in the village for a while, but you hope this doesn't become a regular thing.

>A) Go see someone (Who?)

>B) Go home

>C) Train by yourself (What do you train?)

>>673950
>A) Hakurin
Lets spend some time with her

>>673950
>A) Hakurin
Jensho wanted to fight her, let's deliver the message.

>>673950
wait, why did we buy Jensho a hat?

>A) Go see someone (Hakurin)
see if she wants to train and hang out. We could offer to do stamina training with her. Also that message.

>>673950
>A) Go see someone (Who?)
Jimmaru. We need some bro time

Also I'm a little drunk, why are we buying a hat?

>>673965
>>673966
For keeping his silence on the murder of a fellow mist ninja

>>673965
>>673966
Because he helped you cover up a murder.

>>673971
>>673974
Why a hat

>>674001
I can't recall exactly but I assume his previous one was broken or destroyed over the course of the exam.

>>673974
For what person? We we're never in the hospital but instead mopping around in the rain after getting our ass beat.

>>674001
>>674010
It was broken in his fight with Kimure, it was a very nice hat that you need to custom order.
>>674021
>What murder
Exactly
>>673950
Have to delay the update because Windows is Hitler

>>674021
One of the swordsman from the other Mist team, the one who killed Momo. Essentially, let two of them off because they were up front and told us that the one we killed had wanted to kill Momo's team "for their pennant" but his attitude indicated a sadistic side. When we confronted him, he claimed Momo's team attacked first and we called bullshit and killed him. After the dead, Jensho's team caught us just outside the room but once we explained that it was something we had to do for justice, they accepted it (begrudgingly in Jensho's case, I believe. Kaya was cool about it, saying they could lose one average swordsman with a sadistic attitude) and helped us with an alibi.
>>674055
By buying Apple because Apple is Stalinist.

>>674055
>>674066
Fuck, I thought you were asking how to delay the update, not just telling us that it was being delayed. I should go back to sleep.

And I'm back.

>Writing

>>673962
>>673964
>>673965
You decide to visit Hakurin, both because you like spending time with her, and because you have a message to deliver.

You're let into the Hyuga compound quickly once again, and make your way to Hakurin's house near the center of it. You decide to start your search in the courtyard again. Luckily, you're more successful than last time, and come across Hakurin sparring her older brother, Heian. Unluckily, the first person to spot you is her younger sister, Hyaku.

"Hakurin!" She shouts, detracting your teammate long enough for her brother to knock her down, "your boyfriend is here!" You resist the urge to smack her as Hakurin comes over, doing it for you and correcting her sister. Hakurin apologizes, and asks why you came.

Why did you come?

>A) To talk about something (What?)

>B) To deliver the message

>C) To get some training in

>D) To ask her to go somewhere with you (Where?)

>>674212
>B)
>C)

I wonder what Jiraiya is up to.

>>674212

>B) To deliver the message
>C) To get some training in

>>674218
I'm here just really depressed for some odd as reason. Also I gotta answer before Country or Dice make some incest joke again.

>>674212
>B) To deliver the message
>C) To get some training in
>>674220
Being a mountain man is hard work

>>674212
>>B) To deliver the message
>>C) To get some training in

>>674218
>>674220
>>674227
>>674232
You tell her that Jensho wants to fight her, mentioning that he said that should have been the real championship match of the Chunin Exams. You also tell her that you'd like to get some training in.

"Well then, why go to the trainee when you could fight the master?" Heian asks, coming to join you on the deck surrounding the courtyard.

"Now why would Kuro fight father?" Hakurin asks, feigning innocence. Heian rolls his eyes, and offers to train with you, even saying he'll allow you to use more than taijutsu.

>A) Accept, train with Hakurin's brother

>B) Train with Hakurin instead

>C) "What about Hyaku?"

>>674212

>B) To deliver the message

>C) To get some training in

>>674274

>C) "What about Hyaku?"

>>674274
>B)
I haven't been able to beat her yet, I doubt I would fare better against you. Have we won a training match against Hakurin?

>>674274
>A) Accept, train with Hakurin's brother

>>674289
>Have we won a training match against Hakurin?
I think you beat her without byakugan. But he is letting you use ninjutsu, which you could probably beat Hakurin with.

>>674274
>A) Accept, train with Hakurin's brother

>>674291
>>674318
You agree, and take your place across from the courtyard from Heian, who activates his byakugan and drops into a traditional gentle fist stance.

You adopt your own, more standard stance, and prepare to fight. There are no sources of water here, so you shouldn't rely on Water Dragon Jutsu if push comes to shove.

Heian charges you quickly!

>A) Shunshin to dodge (30)

>B) Defend with Water Style (40)

>C) Defend with Starch Syrup (35)

>D) Dodge without shunshin (65)

>E) Use taijutsu to parry and counter (85)

>>674364
>>C) Defend with Starch Syrup (35)

>>674364
>C) Defend with Starch Syrup (35)

>>674364
>C)
I really like the starch syrup by the way.

>>674364
>C)

>>674364
>C

>>674373
>>674376
>>674377
>>674393
>>674397
Roll me your first three 1d100's while I run to the bathroom.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>674419

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>674419

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>674419

>>674425
>>674428
Before your opponent can reach you, you back up two steps and unleash a Starch Syrup Jutsu at his feet, sticking them to the ground. Heian catches himself before he falls, but can't get his feet unstuck without using his hands. He even tries channeling chakra into the tenketsu of his feet and ankles, to no avail.

He prepares to fire chakra out of his hands to rip the sticky substance off.

>A) Attack him with taijutsu while he tries to get himself unstuck (70)

>B) Stick his hands to his sides (65)

>C) Stick him down completely (80)

>D) Douse him with Water Style (65)

>E) Let him do it, prepare to defend (68)

>>674486
>>C) Stick him down completely (80)

>>674486
>C

>>674486
>C)

>>674495
>>674504
>>674518
Ayy, almost forgot to tell you to roll. First four.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Hope I don't blow it

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>674543

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>674543

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>674543

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>674543

>>674547
>>674551
>>674552
You spew more of the thick, sticky, viscous, liquid onto your teammate's brother, trying to glue him down completely. Heian spins into a destructive cyclone of chakra, starting from his feet, and freeing him from his entrapment in your Starch Syrup.

You back up quickly, and avoid the tornado of chakra blades before he can hit you. Heian does score some hits on your torso before you switch sides and back away from him again.

Heian fires a Wall Palm at you, and you dodge, before getting solid footing and preparing another attack.

>A) Keep avoid him, try to outlast him (75)

>B) Make Water Clones (How many?)

>C) Try to trap him in Water Prison (70)

>D) Try to trap in in Starch Prison (69)

>E) Fight him with taijutsu (80)

>F) Something else

>>674664
>C) Try to trap him in Water Prison (70)

>>674664
>D) Try to trap in in Starch Prison (69)

>>674664
>A) Keep avoid him, try to outlast him (75)
Y'know, we ought to put that speed to work and begin dodging more

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>>674706
>begin dodging more

>>674720
I've already had my daily dose

>>674664
>More dodging

>>674726
Since all we have is Tuffle Quest and intermittent Humans Fuck Yeah Quest, I would consider doing a DB quest.
>>674706
>>674728
Roll for it, 1d100's first three.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>674738
>HFY quest
Not for much longer

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>674738

>>674738
We can be Cell right?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>674738
Christ Preserve Me

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>>674766
>Cellquest will never happen because CellAnon is kill
I'd play another DB quest though
Can never have enough of those

>>674747
>>674754
>>674768
You continually avoid Heian's strikes, to his growing frustration, eventually, both of you are pretty tired, and you can tell your opponent is getting ready to take you out in one move.

>A) Dodge it (80)

>B) Brace for it, defend (95)

>C) Take him out with ninjutsu first (77)

>>674799
>>C) Take him out with ninjutsu first (77)

>>674780
>>674766
I might allow for players to be a Bio-Android, but probably not.

>>674799
>C)

>>674806
So long as it scales into z I don't care

>>674806
>not letting us start out weak and having to eat up.

Feelsbad

>>674814
How would a Bio-Android even start in DB? "You went back in time 15 years before Trunks by accident, now you have to wait.... oh, and you aren't Frieza+ for some reason."

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>>674819
This >>674818 could actually work.

>>674806
I would like humans but there is already a human quest so, how about a half saiyan

>>674825
Really get into the whole, "Bitch I drink People" thing.

>>674832
>>674829
I would have the options for race be:

>Human (starts at the beginning of DB)

>Saiyan (starts at the beginning of DB OR DBZ)

>Half-Saiyan (starts at the beginning of DBZ)

>Android (starts in either the RRA Saga or Android Saga)

>Bio-Android (starts in either the First World Tournament Saga/RRA Saga or Android Saga)

>Freiza's Clan (starts after Namek Saga)

>Possibly Kai or Majin, but unlikely

>>674799
>A) Dodge it (80)
TRAIN THE JUKES

>>674804
>>674811
Roll, first three, 1d100.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>674853
>Human (starts at the beginning of DB)
Probs not
>Saiyan (starts at the beginning of DB OR DBZ)
Possibly, always a way to do it differently
>Half-Saiyan (starts at the beginning of DBZ)
It'd be nice to not be a hige waste of potential like every other one
>Android (starts in either the RRA Saga or Android Saga)
It'd be interesting
>Bio-Android (starts in either the First World Tournament Saga/RRA Saga or Android Saga)
This would also be interesting, hard to be a good guy though
>Freiza's Clan (starts after Namek Saga)
Could wipe out dirty monkeys, always good
>Possibly Kai or Majin, but unlikely
I'd play a majin. Fuck yeah
>>674866

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>674866
Flat Hyuga let us beat up your descendant

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>674866
Rolling

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>674866
We get a bitchin tail right?

>>674870
>Human (starts at the beginning of DB)
I would only pick for the virtue of starting in DB
>Saiyan (starts at the beginning of DB OR DBZ)
Same as above
>Half-Saiyan (starts at the beginning of DBZ)
Yes like 4 star said, not waste that potential
>Android (starts in either the RRA Saga or Android Saga)
Could be interesting
>Bio-Android (starts in either the First World Tournament Saga/RRA Saga or Android Saga)
I would like to do this and be a good guy
>Freiza's Clan (starts after Namek Saga)
I have never been a fan but could be fun
>Possibly Kai or Majin, but unlikely
No namekian option? Not that I would have picked it

>>674884
I completely forgot Namekians even though they're one of my favorite races.

Namekian would either start during the Namek Saga or Demon King Piccolo Saga.

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>>674884
Forgot my GIF

>>674872
>>674875
>>674877
You try to blast Heian with a Water Trumpet, but your haste and tiredness cause the water to just splash around your opponent and across the wall and deck of his house.

Heian just powers through this and drives a lion-headed fist into your gut. The strike drives you off your feet, and the second slams you into the ground.

Do you try to get up?

>A) Get up (60)

>B) Give up

>>674928
>>A) Get up (60)

>>674928

>A) Get up (60)

>>674928
>A) Get up (60)
I'm tired of doing well and crapping out
And crapping out and then doing well

>>674928
>A)
Gotta at least try.

>>674928
>A)
Also, DBZ quest sounds good

>>674928
>A

>>674934
>>674937
>>674940
>>674945
>>674958
>>674978
Roll, same as before.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>674983

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>674983

>>674986
MAKE A STANDDDDD OUT YOUUUUUUU

>>674986
STAND LIKE A GREEK GOD, MOTHERFUCKER! WE ARE NOW POSEIDON RATHER THAN JUST ALEXANDER!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>674983

>>674958
Any thoughts on it dice?

>>674997
Like I said, I think it's a good idea though the problem is while I'm familiar with DBZ, I'm not exactly a big fan of it so I can't give a lot of answers about why I like the idea that aren't vague as fuck.

>>674984
>>674986
You stand up quickly, taking the Hyuga heir by surprise. Your head hits him in the jaw, knocking him down and causing him to black out for a fraction of a second.

When he comes to, he shakes your hand and tells you that it was a good match. You tell him the same, and remember you came here to meet Hakurin, who is now gone. You're not sure where she went.

>A) Look for her (55)

>B) Ask Heian to find her

>C) Leave

>>675020
>A)

>>675020
>A)
I was hoping all seeing eye watched our match

>>675020
>A) Look for her (55)
>tell him you're lions seek her, but do not explain.

>>675020
>A) Look for her (55)
I'm willing to test the dice gods.
They seem to enjoy it

>>675020
>A

>>675028
>>675034
>>675038
>>675040
>>675051
Three. 1d100s. Now.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>675070

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>675070

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>675070

>>675072
>>675078
>>675080
You bid farewell to your sparring partner for this occasion, and go searching for his sister. You start in the part of the house you're pretty sure the bedrooms are in, and find each one labeled.

When you knock on Hakurin's door, it slides open on its own. Your teammate has just finished slipping on a shirt, and greets ou oddly cheerfully.

You greet her back, and decide what you wanted to say to her.

>A) Go somewhere with her (Where?)

>B) Talk with her (What about?)

>C) Ask if she wants to fight Jensho today

>D) Something else

>>675118
>>B) Talk with her (What about?)
About the exams and stuff

>>675118
>A) get food, fast food
Please I can't handle failing to cook again

>>675118
>Go get fast food
>Hand over the letter
>Ask why she was changing.

>>675147
>the letter
What letter?

>>675149
Did we get a letter to give to her? From the mist team?

>>675118
>Your teammate has just finished slipping on a shirt, and greets you oddly cheerfully.
I know what would've happened if we did hit a crit

>B)
About exams as TFS suggested

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>>675154
That was for his hat.
>>675156
>I know what would've happened if we did hit a crit

>>675156
>>675147
>>675143
>>675134
You offer to take Hakurin to Soba King, where you both sit down at the same table after getting your food.

After you sit down, you talk to her about the exams.

>What do you say? (Write in)

>>675199
Ask her how she plans to train for the next one

>>675199
That the exams blew. They blew harder than the princess Fujikaze reboot.

>>675199
"I hope if any of us pass, we don't have to leave the team. It would suck to leave part of the squad behind because of a promotion."

>>675241
>>675238
"Those exams were certainly um..." You start, not wanting to say something too negative, or get yourself particularly mad.

"They sucked, I know." She says, looking to the side while sipping her drink. She tells you that she plans to push her stamina and taijutsu to the limits in case she doesn't get promoted. You tell her you want to polish up your ninjutsu and stealth in the same case.

"I just hope that if any of us get promoted, we don't have to leave the team," You sigh, having a nice forkful of noodles, "I wouldn't want to leave our squad without a member just because of a promotion."

She sighs as well, laying her hands on the table. "You know that's not how it works, Kuro. If any of us get promoted, then the others should be happy for them."

>A) Ask if she wants to do something else (What?)

>B) Say something else (What?)

>C) Finish up and go

>>675267
>C) Finish up and go

>>675267
-Ahem-

>>675267
>Ask if she'd truly leave you

>>675267
>C) Finish up and go

>>675267
>C)

>>675278
Sorry anon, I liked this reply
>>675270
>>675312
>>675313
You both finish up and leave, bidding Hakurin farewell. When you return home, you're happy and full. Haiiro is gone, you're not sure where, and your parents are at work. You decide to go to your room, but Shirou stops from her room.

"Psst, Kuro," she says from her barely cracked open door, "I need you to do me a favor."

You ask her what she needs.

"Give me a hickey."

>A) No

>B) What?

>C) Leave, go to your mom's restaurant or something

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>>675337
>>B) What?

>>675337
>B) What?
O-ok I guess, where do you want it?

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>>675337
>B)
What

>>675337
>give hicky

>>675337
>B

>>675337
>>B) What?
Calmly explain that while yes, we do like her, it's going to take a bit more than that to get to heavy petting, suggest a date and dinner.

>>675378
This

>>675343
>>675344
>>675348
>>675349
>>675361
"What?!" You ask, incredulously, taking a step back.

"I said, I need you to give me a hickey." When you ask her why, she replies with, "I'm going to tell Haiiro my boyfriend gave it to me.

>A) No

>B) Leave

>C) Tell her that you'll find Haiiro, and put an end to this lie

>>675386
>No option to do so
What the fuck country

>>675386
>give her the fucking hicky

>>675386
>E) Go all in, but she owes us bigtime.

>>675386
>C) Tell her that you'll find Haiiro, and put an end to this lie

>>675394
I can't wait for someone to walk in on this

>>675378
>>675382
Sorry anons, didn't see this.
>>675392
>>675393
>>675394
Do you really want to do that? Because I'll let you, but the consequences.

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>>675386
>C)
This is getting too far. I want to give it to her though

>>675403
Sure, we can do it. Summoning Jiraya to dis thread

>>675403
do it, consequences be damned

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>>675394
>>675386
>Tfw it's incest train is leaving the station

>>675403
What kinds of consequences? Will Haiiro find out the "true" identity of SHirou's "boyfriend?"

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>>675409
>>675412
Okay. Consequences be damned. When ten minutes is up, and doing it wins, you've only yourselves to blame.
>>675414
No anon. You won't get raped by a dog either, if that's what the picture made you think.

>>675417
Oh God, who sees this? I just remembered everyone we know is a ninja and half of them can see through walls!

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>>675417
Well shit, why can't shirou come clean to Haiiro. I never asked for this

>>675403
Yes

>>675417
Wel, we can explain later to others that we owe her this because of the whole "sis definitely has a boyfriend" thing. Or maybe not.

>>675403
Do it you slut

>>675408
I'm here anon. Nuked a wasps nest and shower.

>>675422
Because shes as weird as we are, which means anon's are controlling her as well.

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>>675393
>>675394
>>675408
>>675409
>>675412
>>675424
You ask her where she wants it. She tells you the neck, and the arms. 'Wherever sluts get them that she can show to Haiiro', as she puts it.

You firmly place your lips over your sister's pale and acrid skin, sucking an angry red mark into her neck. You repeat this twice more on her neck, then a few more times on her arms.

Shirou thanks you profusely before returning to her room.

Haiiro returns a half hour later, with a guest. Hyaku Hyuga, Hakurin's sister.

"Hakurin's boyfriend!" She says, before launching a foot at your crotch, which you nimbly avoid. "He's here to throw us around your house, and probably perv on us like he did to Hakurin earlier!"

Haiiro explains you're her cousin, then asks about what Hyaku means. You tell her that her friend must have seen you talking to your teammate in her room. Hyaku calls you a pervert again and prepares to attack!

>A) Physically throw her out of your house (10)

>B) Put Haiiro between the two of you (7)

>C) Just let her hit you.

>D) Something else

mfw I was writing this for you people.

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>>675452
Okay, but I'm still pushing for all seeing eye

>>675460
D) Block
DC?

>>675464
Why the semi-erotic Homu?

And everyone knows Homura only wears shimapan on her head.

>>675460
>>D) Something else
Jeez, you must have been perving on your sister as well then?

>>675460
>D) Something else
>SMACK THEM TITTIES IN THE FORM OF OLD MAN, LONG SENSE PASSED.

>>675464
I just like the thought of our sister digging this MASSIVE grave.

>>675460
>D) Something else

Catch her strike, try to ask why she's attacking.

Why do you guys betray all-seeing eyes like this?

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>>675478
I only have sad homu otherwise. I need more Mami, and Homu they are best madokas

>>675484
Kuro is 12, it isn't as though he's aware of what he's doing is wrong, at least for the most part

>>675486
>I need more Mami, and Homu they are best madokas
I agree about Mami, but Nagisa is objectively a second-best.

>>675460
>D)

Block it
>>675499
>implying other girls need to be ranked when you have Mami
Nigga, please

>>675502
>>implying other girls need to be ranked when you have Mami
Fair point. Except Sayaka. Always worst girl, at least Hitomi had chutzpah.

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>>675499
>>675502
Enjoy

>>675477
>>675484
>>675502
DC to block is 6, to catch is 7. 1d100, first four, roll, no critfails.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>675525

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>675525

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>675525
POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR

hit her, DO IT DICE

>>675536
I don't even know what it means.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>675525
Rolling

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>>675536
kekkity
>>675539
It can only mean good things

>>675539
I'm hoping we fucking grab her and do something stupid with it. Like break her arm or throw her by mistake.

>>675544
Indeed NTFS

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>>675536
>No critfails
>Crit successes anyway
>>675531
>>675532
>>675542
I'm writing, but it don't matter. None of it matters.

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>>675547
>Not the superior macro

>>675547
We better fucking do something with this crit success. Wither its breaking her wrist or something from expecting her to be stronger.

>>675510
I feel like you secretly know that I will never not be bummed about Momo so you're actually Mami because of that.

Too bad I'm always bummed about Mami's one scene as well.
>>675551
>Hon hon hon I would have thought the sister of Hakurin would be well on her way to reaching ALL SEEING EYES's strength! However, it would seem I was mistaken!

>>675558
Why the fuck would you associate the french with being able to do things

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>>675558
>Too bad I'm always bummed about Mami's one scene as well.
Me too

>>675564
>>675558
>Thinking their can be joy in this world.

>>675560
Too be fair, before the french got it's balls cut off it was both super gay and good at military combat. Now its just gay.

>>675551
No, breaking lolis isn't allowed. Only brutal murder.

>>675560
Because unlike you, some of us read pre-Napoleon history. Do you ever crack open a book of medieval history? Love you though. <3
>>675564
Momo and Mami, watch Country add a cute waifu whose name starts with an M in DBZ quest that he kills off to break our hearts more.

>>675571
If they were good they'd never have lost their balls in the first place

>>675547
You step back, avoiding her strike and blocking her by hitting her upper arm, before grabbing said arm, and throwing her.

However, you overestimate her weight, and you propel the small girl all the way through your living room, and out the window more than ten feet from you.

Haiiro screams, and asks what you did, prompting Shirou to come down the stairs, asking your younger cousin if she wants to see what a slut she is.

You snap at Shirou to go back upstairs, unless she knows anything medical. Your sister retreats back to her room as you rush out the door and around your house.

Luckily the window was open, so there's no broken glass to worry about, however, your teammate's sister is lying face down in the grass, groaning lightly.

You help her up and apologize profusely, but she begins tearing up anyway.

>A) Diffuse the situation with words(60)

>B) Diffuse the situation with genjutsu (50)

>C) Get Haiiro to help you diffuse the situation (55)

>D) Something else

>>675577
That's like saying the Nazi's weren't effective killing machines because they lost.

>>675580
>HIT HER AGAIN

SHE WON'T REMEMBER IF WE HIT HER HARD ENOUGH. SHE FELL.

>>675577
>A)
"Hey, I'm sorry, kid... How about we treat any scrapes you have and go get some (insert random ice cream equivalent)?"
>D)
Pat her head.

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>>675580
>This situation
>if she wants to see what a slut she is
>A) Diffuse the situation with words(60)
With that, this has become my favourite quest

>>675576
If we are talking DB waifus I can talk all day, Ranfan, 18, Launch, Mai.
>>675580
This>>675588

>>675588
This.

>>675580
>C) Get Haiiro to help you diffuse the situation (55)

>>675577
>If they were good they'd never have lost their balls in the first place
You would lose your masculinity too if the Germans reinvented the concept of a military for the sole purpose of crushing you.
>>675576
>Momo and Mami, watch Country add a cute waifu whose name starts with an M in DBZ quest that he kills off to break our hearts more.
DB Quest isn't official yet, but if that's what the people want. How would a bio-android even have a waifu?
Yeah, but the French were Germans up until like 900.
>>675596
>With that, this has become my favourite quest
Thanks, nottfs. >>675599
>If we are talking DB waifus I can talk all day, Ranfan, 18, Launch, Mai.
That's a funny way to spell GT Pan.

>>675576
I'm not a fan of medieval history, ancient civilisations are my favourite subject relating to history

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>>675608
Country, Bulma is best girl

>>675608
>GT pan
That's super fucking shitty. I thought you knew what good taste was mate. Also... we insert genetic material into her?

>>675617
>Not wanting to defile a Syian. Mecha plz.

>>675580
>>A) Diffuse the situation with words(60)

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>>675608
>GT Pan
>we try to waifu her in the quest
>cue her getting killed off
Also, I'd still be up for Bleach, but I get the feeling you don't really care for it now.

Also, I'm not getting into the whole "Franks to French and German" divide, it's 1:41 AM, it's too late for this shit.
>>675610
>not loving some of the most important periods of history like Medieval, Renaissance, and Protestant Reformation periods

Goddammit, you're gonna make me cry.
>>675617
Bulma's a cute as well.
>>675618
Lets just be honest, we've all got shitty tastes and me especially.

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>>675618
I mentioned my choices above, 18, Launch, Mai or Ranfan. However a saiyan waifu would be pretty choice

>>675628
I miss the quest that had that as its opening picture. Where the fuck did it go?

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>>675618
>That's super fucking shitty. I thought you knew what good taste was mate. Also... we insert genetic material into her?
I wasn't serious. That would be retarded. Best girl is either Videl or Lazuli. Even though Dodoria was the most fertile member of her species.
>>675626
>I'd still be up for Bleach
Yeah, so would I, but that would be a pain in the ass. Also 1:41am, are you in Labrador or some shit?
>>675628
>a saiyan waifu would be pretty choice
Flithy monkeys leave
>>675617
Who's the brunette below Videl and next to Marron? I know the rest.

>>675637
>Dodoria
uh... um okay moving on, also I think Dice is east coast like me.

>>675588
>>675599
>>675601
>>675620
Roll, because of the headpats and ice cream guy, the DC is now 58. First four on the 1d100.

>>675637
I forget her name but it's the girl Goten dated in GT, she was there when baby first came to earth. Goten had to teach her how to eat a hamburger and a soft serve ice cream she was so sheltered she thought all that stuff was amazing.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>675628
Sweet jesus, I would take missing out on Tatsuki in Bleach Quest for saiyan waifu.
>>675631
I don't know, but I feel like questing with a constant hard-on would be tough.
>>675637
No, East Tennesse. Tennesse's three regions are split between CST and EST, with East in EST while Middle and West are in CST. I'm stuck in the mountains like Jiraiya, so yeah, Eastern Standard.
>>675639

>>675638
Oh god, you're right, I thought it was only 12:50, but it's 1:50, my bad. Also the Dodoria thing is a TFS reference.
>>675641
I thought that was her, but I haven't seen GT since it came out in English,

Rolled 33 (1d100)

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>>675639
Here's hoping for some loli forgivness

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>675639
>Kuro: Loli Abuser and Sister Confuser!

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>>675650
Oh boy that greet text

>>675642
At least all your timezones somewhat near each other guys. Also you saved the day.

>>675656
The fuck am I looking at in that gif?
>>675658
Except it sucks when Country runs till 2:30 the night before an exam.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>675639

>>675662
I got up at 4am just for the quest. Now it's almost 9am.

>>675662
>Except it sucks when Country runs till 2:30 the night before an exam.
Yeah, ending it at the next post cause I'm kind of tired too, and even though that's cutting it kind of short, I do usually run for nine or so hours, so eight isn't cutting it too short.

>>675658
>Australian Timezone

>>675662
Urabe, the girl is dying of laughter because she realized the MC was the person who was going to take her virginity. She also does spit stuff and her spit is addictive and does other stuff.

>>675669
Where do you live Wheel? Eastern Russia or Japan or China or Korea or Taiwan or are you an actual Mongolian Finger Painter?

>>675670
I don't have one tomorrow, it's just that you've done it before and it's like "Fuck, but I must stay awake to suppress Jiraiya's shenanigans".

>>675671
Close. Moscow, Russia.

>>675675
Clearly in the trash if those are his options.

>>675679
>Jiraiya's shenanigans
Obviously I need to try harder

>>675682
>Moscow
Do you ever get pictures of manly Putin?

>>675675
I didn't manage to stay awake til the start. You started at 1:30am.

>>675642
You apologize profusely, and tell her that you didn't know she was so dainty that that was what would happen. You also pat her head and promise her dango. That seems to clear up her tears and she agrees, saying that you'll bring her and Haiiro tomorrow, and to bring lots of cash!

She walks off towards her home confidently, leaving you scratching your head. Hairro perks up as well, then tells you she's going to see how much of a slut Shirou is!

You go to your room, and after laying awake contemplating your life, you sleep.

>End updates, thread continues tomorrow at 4 or 5 pm EST.

>>675682
Ah, I thought you said you were in nottfs' timezone.