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Twitter: QuestingQM

IMPORTANT!: I am no longer doing Conquistador Quest due to the fact that I fucking lost everything thanks to anons not archiving, and me forgetting to put that shit on a character sheet. I am reporting to the gas chambers AS WE SPEAK!

Last time on Werewolf Reich, we BTFOed a few Slovaks, nommed and infected a small few, and got the max werewolf count to 20,000. And we are far from achieving that goal. In addition Leopold got bigger, stronger, and therefor cooler due to us making him the second in command. Oh, and we invited all the upper class folk to a party. And we got ditched at the last second, then had a wild time with the American general.
No. It wasn't tumbling. It was slav drinking.

It's been another week since you tried to raid Slovakia and succeeded. Hans has completed the hallway, and is mostly just finishing the floor and insulating it, while you've taken to playing fetch (forcibly) with other lycanthropes. Man, it's fun... Ivanka however has been trying to get in shape and has been doing well, as you can easily see her stomach has indeed shrunk to at least being slightly overweight, and barely crushes you in bed now, allowing for you to cuddle up against her... All while Comrade Pig rests on you. Daciana has been spending quite a bit of time out of the house with Leopold, and finally of course, you've been watching (and laughing) at the neighbors who seem quite terrified of going near your house. At least you don't have to worry about any kids on your lawn. And so Ivanka won't eat them, literally.

It's the late afternoon, Hans continuing to work on the hallway without failure, while your dressing for success in your bigger tracksuit that recently came in through the mail. Man, you love being huge and cuddly, this tracksuit only helps, right? You leave your household behind and get into the truck to drive off while waving goodbye to Hans, and to any neighbors that are out. At least half of them don't respond and the other half seem to pull guns on you, and you just drive away slowly. It seems you aren't really well-liked in this neighborhood since Ivanka ate your neighbors.

Of course, you pull up to City Hall's curb and get out and stretch... Today's going to be a rather long day.

Actions.

>...You should check in with Karkmann to see if his foray into laser science has got anything done.
>...You know what? You're calling this day off. Just go back home.
>Maybe you should talk with Santiago on how well the economy is doing... Wait, isn't he your only human advisor as well?
>You need to plan the invasion of Slovaka or another country, since you failed last time.
>You could literally infect most of the city... Maybe you should try to infect some more slavs for the Empi- You mean, Poland.
>...Eh, you feel like revisiting the constitution. Maybe institute slavery.
>Write-In
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>>672041
>>...Eh, you feel like revisiting the constitution. Maybe institute slavery.

Fuck I haven't been here since.. hmm.. Last time when we Turned ivanka's lil sidekick into a werewolf
>>
>>672047
>You could literally infect most of the city... Maybe you should try to infect some more slavs for the Empi- You mean, Poland.
>>
You decide to revisit the constitution today, and you briefly remember how you infected Pelevina... What happened to her, anyways?
Oh, right. She said she was scouting for the Allies a little, and would be back in a week or so. Huh.

Either way, you enter the City Hall, and look at the Constitution.

You have a rather egalitarian system, which is slightly weighed towards pro-lycanthropy and has a limited amount of democracy (at least in less important positions). You find a lot of notes from your father all over the constitution, clearing up eligibility, especially in the firearm part so 'some Jewish asshole won't just take my guns."
Huh. You never knew dad was slightly anti-semetic. Oy vey...

The only other things of note are that prisoners that assault lycanthropes etc may be eaten, and any protestors which you don't particularly like. There have been minor changes to it the constitution however, by the Democracists led by Adrian Staryznski, the Capitalist leader. And that guy you went over for a barbecue.

By the way, thread where we do the constitution: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/373063/

Actions.

>...Fucking democracists. Roll back the slight changes in the constitution to a more absolute monarchy.
>...Change a particular thing about the constiution. (Specify)
>...This may be a good time to clarify slavery and human ownership.
>...Maybe you should put something in about immigration.
>No, everything is a-ok. Nothing outstand about the constitution.
>...Maybe you should have some laws regarding infection?
>You should clarify who takes over once you die. If you die.
>...Maybe you should set up something encouraging multiculturalism. You are werewolves after all, and culture isn't too important.
>Maybe you should do something which makes being a Polish Slav a little more superior then anyone else. Just out of a personal bias.
>You should introduce a law to make Protestantism and Calvinism punishable and heretical. God Wills it. (Stojan becomes even more religious.)
>You should introduce a law that limits the authority, or increased the authority of the pope. (May increase how religious Stojan is, or lower it.)
>...Introduce something allowing only for lycanthropic priests and religious officials.
>You should do something allowing you to persecute members of different parties, such as the Democratists and the Communists.
>...Maybe you should call up your dad and ask what exact parties are in motion here.
>The rest of the Western World is anti-fascist... Maybe you should have a law (enforced or not) against fascism.
>...Reinstate the Roman Salute.
>Publicly ban the Swastika...
>Write-in
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>>672064
>End the death penalty.
>Make everyone, human or lycanthrope, equal when it comes to voting or court cases.
>Restrict werewolf eating to people who assault them only.
Need to make people happy.
>>
Waiting twenty minutes or until anons vote.
>>
You put a few more things into the constitution, to have unbiased courts, no death penalty, and less human eating. It takes very little time, so you start thinking...

Actions

>Change some more things!
>Eh, head home.
>See how long it'll take for Karkmann to finish his research.
>Time to plan an invasion...
>Maybe you should infect some people?
>Find Santiago and discuss how well the economy is.
>Well, it's time to build some things.
>Find Leopold. You'd like to hang out with him.
>Write In
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>>672088
>See how long it'll take for Karkmann to finish his research.
>>
You decide to visit Karkmann, and you open the door to his office, which seems to be locked, and you hear snoring from inside. Goddamn it.

Actions

>Knock politely on the door.
>Knock aggressively on the door.
>Kick the door down. Ha!
>Karkmann, Get up please.
>Karkmann, this is your Alpha! Open up!
>You better not be sleeping!
>Leave, it's still early in the morning.
>Karkmann, it's your only friend! Open up please!
>Write In
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>>672100
>Leave, it's still early in the morning.
>>
You sigh and take leave, and while deciding what to do, you encounter Demetrynev.

"Hello, comrade."

"Morning. You need something?"

"Sort of, comrade. I am curious."

"About what?"

"I am wondering if I could have leave when it comes to fighting soviets."

"...As in physically fighting them?"

"Da. I trained many of them, and each time one of them dies it hurts me a bit, comrade."

"Phyiscally?"

"No. I simply do not enjoy seeing my me- I mean, their men dying when I trained many of them."

"So you basically don't want to fight other soviets?"

"I would prefer not to, comrade."

Actions.

>...Well, thank you for telling me. I'll make sure to keep you away from the front then.
>I'll consider it.
>...What, do you still have some soviet tendancies?
>I'm sorry, but no. I need every man I can.
>I see. It must be hard killing those you once commanded. I understand.
>...Come on, don't you like the feeling when you kill another man, and eat them? Especially if they're communist bastards?
>Write-In
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>>672147
>...Well, thank you for telling me. I'll make sure to keep you away from the front then.
>>
"Well, thank you for telling me. I'll make sure to keep you away from the front."

"Thank you, comrade."

"So, is there anything else?"

"No, not really. But sincerely, thank you."

"Not a problem."

Actions.

>If you excuse me, I need to sort my kingdom out.
>...Erh, just a question... You're a communist, right? Why are you a communist?
>You know, you always seemed like a pretty good guy. Sorry for kidnapping you and nearly torturing you back when we were a resistance cell.
>So... Are you religious at all?
>Have you taken the serum yet? You know, from Karkmann?
>Just curious, what do you think about me?
>Hey, remember that time when we hijacked a train and we basically splurged out to a city? That was pretty cool, right?
>...Do you have any family? I'm curious.
>Have you met Zhukov? He's incarcerated, I believe.
>Write-In
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>>672230
iOS 10 is shiiiiiiiit.
>Sorry for kidnapping you.
>Have you taken the serum yet?
>>
L>>672312
I know senpai. I'm so sorry.

"Have you taken the serum yet?"

"No, not yet."

"I see. So uh, sorry about kidnapping you a while ago."

"It is fine comrade. But I think we should grab a drink or two. You owe me one, da?

Actions

>If anything you owe me a drink for not killing you.
>Sounds good. I'll see you later then.
>Why not now?
>Sorry, I only drink at home.
>Come on I don't have much to do. Let's talk now.
>>
>>672332
>>If anything you owe me a drink for not killing you.
>>
>>672332
>Why not now?
>>
"If anything, you owe me a drink for not killing you."

"I remember... You nearly tortured me and instead infected me, didn't you?"

"Yeah."

"I could tell you were going to do that... But we're even now, right?"

"How?"

"Well, I gave you a good beating and you infected me."

"Heh, why don't we get a drink now."

"Sure, comrade."

The two of you head into the basement, where quite a bit of vodka has been storred. There's giant webs everywhere... And you see those two spider-knights talking. They come towards you, still dressed in nazi uniforms.

"Stojan? It is nice to see you, komrade."

"Oh, hey... Sir Bleucamiar?"

"Close enough. My brother and I were talking about how boring it was here."

"Why don't you go above ground?"

He leans over and looks at you.

"...We're large spidermen. We'd take up too much space and secondly terrify people. We're good down here, even if it might be boring. Also, there's lots of Polish vodka."

"...Have you bee-"

"My brother has been. So, how are you doing?"

"Comrade... When the hell... What?" Demetrynev seems a little concerned.

"What, never seen a Spider-Knight before?"

"No, not at all!"

"I see."

Actions

>They're worthy servants of the Reich. And very good in close quarters, I assure you.
>Come on, there's also short lizar- I mean, Kobolds. Maybe I'll introduce you to Hans.
>...I recommend you don't act as shocked. My Reich will encompass every species...
>Ignore Demetrynev and talk to the spider knight.
>Come on, let's get some vodka.
>...You know, I rarely see these guys...
>Roman salute of the Spider Knights? Why not!
>Write-in
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>>672363
>>Roman salute of the Spider Knights? Why not!
AVE
>>
You give a roman salute to the Spider Knight.

"So, you've seriously never seen these guys before?"

"Erh, no."

"That's how we like it, really."

"Why would the nazis put their own men with spider legs and shit?"

"Fuck if I know. Nazis are crazy sons of bitches, but I'll be damned if they aren't brilliant."

"We lost use of our legs from landmines and other things. We volunteered for this, and now I can actually move my legs... Even if they may be arachnid."

"So, just curious... What's your diet?"

"It's normal food. Why?"

"What's with the giant webs then?"

"We don't know how those actually get there. It's like a thematic or something."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah. We can't spin webs, that's biologically impossible. I think you just have a spider problem down here."

"Huh. Would you mind if I grabbed some vodka?"

"Your basement. We're just living in it."

"Thanks then."

"Ja."

Actions

>Grab some vodka and head back up. Enough of spider-basement.
>...Do you think Karkmann would know how to make more of you?
>You guys can head to the surface any time you want. It's fine.
>Why don't you guys wear hussarite armor or at least plate armor? That seems cooler then just a nazi uniform.
>What are you guys good at?
>Come on, why don't you try to eat humans? I mean, it would be pretty cool.
>Why don't you guys join us for a drink?
>Write-In
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>>672428
>...Do you think Karkmann would know how to make more of you?
>You guys can head to the surface any time you want. It's fine.
>Why don't you guys wear hussarite armor or at least plate armor? That seems cooler then just a nazi uniform.
>What are you guys good at?
>>
"Just curious, do you think Karkmann would know how to make more of you?"

"You could ask. Personally though, I'd rather have metal legs then being a spider. Don't know why anyone would become like us unless they were disabled."

"...Yeah... So, just curious, what are you guys good at?"

"We're great ambushers, and can be very sneaky. In addition to being good at melee, although somewhat large targets... And we can actually move surprisingly fast."

"Huh. So, why don't you guys wear hussarite armor or at least late armor? That seems cooler then just a nazi uniform."

"...Maybe. But we'd like to still wear insignas."

"Right, right... You do know you guys can head to the surface any time you want, you know. I'm not stopping you."

"We know that, but we're not really adjusted for civilian life. And I'd rather not explain for the umpteenth time why I'm a large spiderman."

Actions.

>...Come on, being a spiderman is pretty cool. I mean, we're all part of the master race in someway.
>I'd let you wear a winged hussar uniform with nazi insigna, sure.
>Come on, if more people were like you, you'd be less lonely.
>Eh, personally I'd be anything then a human.
>I have an idea... You could be like the knights of old! Just got to get you some heraldic mail...
>How would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all.
>Write-In
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>>672469
>...Come on, being a spiderman is pretty cool. I mean, we're all part of the master race in someway.
>I'd let you wear a winged hussar uniform with nazi insigna, sure.
>Come on, if more people were like you, you'd be less lonely.
>How would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all.

Oh god, Spider Knight nobility.
>>
>>672469
>I have an idea... You could be like the knights of old! Just got to get you some heraldic mail...
>How would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all.

Our New secret service. Not that we need it.
>>
"Come on, being a spiderman is pretty cool... But, how would you like to be honorary nobility? You know, since your "spider knights" and all. Besides, I'll let you wear heraldic and hussarite armor. Besides, if more people were like you, you'd be less lonely."

"...Really? Thank you. This vill work."

"Yeah... Spider Knight nobility? That's pretty cool."

"Right..."

You bypass him and grab some bottles of vodka. You bid goodbye and head back up to the surface with Demtrynev... The two of you drink and talk a little before bidding farewell. You surprisingly enough, learn that he has a daughter and wife at home in Moscow, and a little bit about his service history.

With that done, you visit Karkmann's office, the door unlocked. Karkmann seems busy, working.

"Karkmann? You busy?"

"Ja, I'm trying to get this piece of shit laser technology to work... I never had a fucking degree in how lasers or weapons work, damn it."

Actions

>...Well, I'm sort of here to ask how we can make some kobolds and spider knights. They're pretty cool.
>How's the laser tech going?
>...I'm sort of here to apologize for how I've been treating you lately.
>...I sort of want to talk. About you know, stuff. I barely know you after all.
>Come on Karkmann, you're the smartest person I know. I mean you made me for christ's sake.
>I'll be going now. Sorry.
>Write-in
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>>672512
>Come on Karkmann, you're the smartest person I know. I mean you made me for christ's sake.
>...Well, I'm sort of here to ask how we can make some kobolds and spider knights. They're pretty cool.
>How's the laser tech going?
>>
"How's the laser tech going?"

"Poorly. I have no idea vat I'm doing most of the time. All I've gotten was scorch marks on the wall."

"...I see. I'm also here to ask you how we can make some kobolds and spider knights. They're pretty cool."

"...What?"

"You know, short lizard people and then spidermen?"

"Ja, right, right... Wait, why?"

"Just curious."

"I guess..."

"Good... But Karkmann, I just want you to know that you're the smartest person I know. I mean, you made me for christ's sake."

"And failed at the same time. I wasn't supposed to end up infected and forced to obey you, and the Reich was still supposed to remain together..."

Actions.

>Come on, that's not a failure...
>My Reich will be better then any "German Reich", and you can believe me.
>...Why are you shocked I like having other races around?
>If it makes you feel better, your kind of a father to me. Sort of.
>Do you not like me being your Alpha?
>I'm uh, sorry for infecting you then.
>You had it coming, you know.
>Write-In
>>
>>672546

>Come on, that's not a failure...
>My Reich will be better then any "German Reich", and you can believe me.
>If it makes you feel better, your kind of a father to me. Sort of.
>>
"Come on, that's not failure. My Reich will be better then any "German Reich" and you can believe me... Besides, if it makes you feel better, you're kind of a father to me. Sort of."

"...Erh, father?"

"Sort of. Not as close, and I occassionally assault you... But sort of."

"I mean... Erh, thank you?"

"Yeah."

"...I didn't really expect you to say that." He sort of pauses in what he's doing...

Actions.

>Come on, let's stop making this weird. You just created my form so in a strange sense I like thinking we're related.
>Well, you're part of the pack, which is one huge family...
>No problem, ok?
>Alright, dad. No problem.
>Now, do you regret drugging me?
>I'd say more of a "mentor" role though. Not really a dad.
>...I mean, I haven't been getting along with my father too well. And we get along. Sort of. As long as you understand your place, of course.
>Goddamn it, it's a figure of speech Karkmann!
>Write-In
>>
>>672571

>Come on, let's stop making this weird. You just created my form so in a strange sense I like thinking we're related.
>Well, you're part of the pack, which is one huge family...
>>
"Come on, stop making this weird. You just created my form, so in a sense I like thinking we're related. Besides, you're part of the pack, which is one giant family. Since you made us, you're basically the "father."

"I-I see. I'm sorry for making this weird. I just wasn't exp-"

"It's fine, ok? Let's just move on."

"Y-yes... So, Stojan... Why do you want other races? I thought you were somesort of supremacist."

Actions.

>How dare you! I think we're all equal. Just a little different.
>We're all superior to humans of course, and we're all Aryans... So why not have more races?
>I think you're just overthinking this. They're just useful military wise.
>Great, now I regret saying that I thought of you as a sort of father.
>Well, one day they'll be incorporated into lycanthropy. But that'll come later.
>Who said that? I'm not even close to a supremist.
>Write-In
>>
>>672607
>We're all superior to humans of course, and we're all Aryans... So why not have more races?
>I think you're just overthinking this. They're just useful military wise.
>>
"Come on, we're all superior to humans, and we're all Aryans. So why not have more races?"

"I jut th-"

"Don't worry about it though, I'm mostly just using them since they're useful military wise."

"I see. So you want me to research laser tech or how to make these new races?"

"...Well, do you need anything?"

"If you want me to do races, I'll need either human volunteers for human to... Well, whatever race you want."

"I see... Just curious, could I make my own race?"

"...I'd need a hell of a lot more money, a better lab, and actually get paid to do that."

"What? Why?"

"I am literally working off whatever I can find in the trash. I don't even have a budget for christ's sake."

"...What do you eat and drink then?"

"Well, mostly rations."

"Last time you ate someone?"

"Erh, I stopped eating people around the time the serum came out."

Actions

>...Listen, I'll get you some volunteers somehow.
>Seriously, why am I the only lycanthrope who likes eating people? Besides Ivanka?
>Hey uh, I have a question. I think my dad might be degrading in morals. You know, he's thinking himself better then people... That sort of thing.
>Why don't you hunt some people with me at some time?
>How about spidermen? They're pretty cool.
>Oooh, how about kobolds? I like having people shorter then me.
>Just wokr on laser tech, please.
>Write-In
>>
>>672708
>Seriously, why am I the only lycanthrope who likes eating people? Besides Ivanka?
>How about spidermen? They're pretty cool.
>Oooh, how about kobolds? I like having people shorter then me.
>Also, What type of a budget and lab are we looking at here?
>>
>>672708
>Just wokr on laser tech, please.
>Write-In
>Alright let's give this pig fucker a lab!
>And can you mass produce the serum in the future?
>>
"Why not kobolds and spidermen? Also what sort of budget are we talking about?"

"A big one, and I'd essentially need a dedicated research staff, a fuckton of time, and less getting punched in the face. Oh, and I'd say a multi-story complex."

"...Right. So... Why is it I'm the only lycanthrope who likes eating people? Besides Ivanka?"

"Most people have morals."

"So? That's not an excuse."

"Stojan, most people do not like eating people who can talk and or reason."

"They're pansies then."

"Stojan, most lycanthropes aren't as strong or particularly as carnivorous as you are. Most would be content with eating some beef jerky and watching televesion."

Actions

>I know... I'm just a little angry that no one is as brutal as me.
>That's why Leopold and I are best friends. We're similar in morals! And ethics!
>...Just curious, when was the last time Leopold ate anyone?
>I'm just saying that it's going to be hard to keep up the image of being actual werewolves who eat people if we're just eating beef jerky and fucking about.
>...Is there any way I can get them off their asses and dehumanize them?
>...Just curious, could I get my father to relax when I tresspass against his morals? You know, since I'm his alpha?
>I expect the work to be done soon then. See you, Karkmann.
>Just curious... Have you ever had an interest in any women?
>Write-in
>>
>>672761
>...Is there any way I can get them off their asses and dehumanize them?
>...Just curious, could I get my father to relax when I tresspass against his morals? You know, since I'm his alpha?
>Just curious... Have you ever had an interest in any women?
>Any idea where to start acquiring all these things needed for a lab?
>>
"Is there any way I can just get them off their asses and dehumanize them?"

"Send them to war? Try to instill they're the master race or something? Blame a minority? Or engineer a crisis. That actually seems effective."

"Ah... So, just curious. Could I get my father to relax when I trespass against his morals? Since you know, I'm his alpha?"

"Erh, he's your father. Why?"

Actions

>...I'm getting tired of having to explain what I do to him.
>He won't let me spread the gift of lycanthropy to the family. It sort of sucks.
>I'm just curious, alright?
>It's not your place to ask questions about my family.
>...I love him, I really do... But I'd love it more if we could do father-son bonding things. Like eating conscripts. Or generally being slavic.
>Write-in

Rest of the things written by >>672784
will be included later.
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>>672799
>...I'm getting tired of having to explain what I do to him.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes anons.
>>
>>672799
>I'm just curious, alright?

>>672811
.... really?
>>672784
>>672724
I mean really?
>>
"...I'm a little curious. But I'm just starting to get tired of having to explain."

"Just bond with him like a son, I guess. Try to get him into eating people?"

"Gee, thanks."

"Sorry, I guess."

"Yeah. So... Have you ever had an interest in women?"

"Well... Yeah."

"Ever got any?"

He briefly looks up at you, then looks down.
"I'd prefer not to talk about it."

"...You never got any, did you?"

He sighs a little...
"...Can we talk about something else besides my personal life?"

"Fine. Where do I find this shit?"

"Just buy it. How would I know? I'm the guy who does science, not buying shit. Try asking around. Or just you know, get a large building for me to use."

Actions

>Thanks for being so helpful.
>Let's talk about your personal life.
>...So, you're still a virgin? That's pretty sad. Nice to know the guy who created me was a beta nerd.
>Now I feel bad for you... If you want, I could find you a cute woman for you.
>Well... I'll be going now, thank you.
>Write-In
>>
Anons?
>>
>>672888
>Now I feel bad for you... If you want, I could find you a cute woman for you. Maybe your own Marie Curie?
>>
>>672888

>Thanks for being so helpful.

Busy man.
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>>672724
>>672784
>>672811
https://youtu.be/luVF_xtXx4s
>>
"Thanks for being so helpful. But anyways if you want I could get.you a woman."

"I'm uh, good. I don't need a woman."

Actions

>Suit yourself.
>Come on, someone to spend time with and.be alone?
>Hey, maybe you'll stop being beta as fuck.
>I see. Well, you'd never.have the thing my family has.
>Do you want a human pet?
>Come on, it'll be fun.
>This is an order.
>Write.In
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>>673019
>Come on, it'll be fun.
>>
"Come on, it'll be fun."

"I don't even know where to begin, honestly..."

Actions

>Don't worry about it, I'll find a woman for you.
>Question, are you of the monogamous or perhaps polygamist ideals?
>Come on, we'll find you the most nerdy girl we can find.
>I think you need to look better. No one's going to fall for some guy who let's me punch him around.
>Write In
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>>673035
>Question, are you of the monogamous or perhaps polygamist ideals?
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>>673035
>Question, are you of the monogamous or perhaps polygamist ideals?
>Come on, we'll find you the most nerdy girl we can find.
>>
"So, polygamist or monogamy?"

"What?"

"You heard me."

"Monogamy, I'm not some neckbeard Muslim."

"Got it. That's the Christian route, good job."

"Yeah... But on the otherhand..."

"You're thinking with your dick, snap out of it."

"G-got it. Sorry."

Actions

>So, hot or nerdy?
>Just saying but I think you should try polygamy. It would be interesting.
>So uh, human or werewolf?
>Why don't we wait until you come up with making a few more races?
>...You know, I think you could be applied to that Reich eugenics thing...
>Good for you for being a monogamist!
>Write In
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>>673082
>So, hot or nerdy?
>>
"So, hot or nerdy?"

He looks a little nervous.

"...Can't I just have both?"

You start laughing profusely.

"Then they're mine. As in Ivanka. So choose."

"Uh... I mean... Shit, why are we doing this?"

"You deserve a reward."

"I know, but I've never been good with frauleins... "

"Too nerdy?"

"...A little, ja. And also because they interrupt my work..."

"I see."

"Can we just do something else? I mean, there's more important stuff I could do rather then try and get laid..."

Actions.

>Suit yourself.
>Fine, I'll find you a girl myself.
>...Come on, just get it together. We're in this together. Also this is your only chance, maybe ever, to get laid.
>If you get a nerdy girl, she'll help you in research... And probably also be awkward.
>Decide, damn it!
>...I'll try to find you both, I swear it.
>Hot, I assume?
>Write-in
>>
>>673122
>If you get a nerdy girl, she'll help you in research... And probably also be awkward.
>Decide, damn it!
>...I'll try to find you both, I swear it.

this is super adorable.
>>
"Well, I'll get you a nerdy girl, she'll help you... But fucking decide. I'll also try to make sure she's decently attractive."

"Why are you doing this?"

"Come on, it'll be adorable."

"Yeah, she'll fucking love the smell of chemicals."

Actions.

>...Just be more confident, ok? Women love confidence.
>Just stay here, get dressed, and I'll come back with a woman.
>Aw, you should come with me. I'll wingman, I guess.
>...Any ethnicities in particular?
>Werewolf or human?
>I'll make sure she's as adorable as Kutyvoka.
>Write-In
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>>673189
>Aw, you should come with me. I'll wingman, I guess.
>...Any ethnicities in particular?
>Nerdy women LOVE! The smell of chemicals.
>>
>>673194
This.>>673194
>>
"Aw, you should come with me. I'll wingman, I guess."

"...C-come on. I can't fucking... Please don't."

"Any ethnicities in particular?"

"No girlfriend?"

"German it is... But don't worry, nerdy women love the smell of chemicals."

"...Right... I'm just going to sigh in despair."

Actions.

>Fine, you'll just be in the background.
>If you want to get a woman, you need to be alpha as fuck.
>Aw, you're adorable when your panicking. Headpat for you!
>Come on, you can do this. I believe in you.
>...Come on, you're my... Sort of father. Do you want to set a bad example?
>Think of it as a complex game of fetch!
>...If you hold through this, you'll get a special treat by.
>Write-In
>>
>>673215
>If you want to get a woman, you need to be alpha as fuck.
>Come on, you can do this. I believe in you.
>>
"If you want to get a woman, you need to be alpha as fuck. Besides, I believe you can do this."

Roll me a 1d20+4. Additional +2 if you can give a good speech about how to be "alpha as fuck"
>>
Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>673227

>You grab'em by the shirt, tell them they are you're woman and stab the nearest male.
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673227
Just tell them they look nice and ask them if they'd like to do some experiments with you.
>>
Critical Success!

"Come on, just tell them they look nice and ask if they want to preform some experiments."

"That sounds... Easy."

"Yeah, it is. I get women all the time."

"Yeah, I can do this, right?"

"Yeah, you can."

"Yeah! Come on, let's get some frauleins!"

"Yeah!"

You and Karkmann rush out to your truck...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find a place to find dames. Additional +2 if you can tell me a place where you can find attractive nerdy women.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673272
In a library, of course! Go to the science section.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673272
>>
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>673272
A university or research institute, Museums, and libraries.
>>
Be right back, I'm going to be doing Dark Heresy with frunds. Be back at around 4 West Coast Time.
>>
>>673296
See ya.
>>673292
Meanwhile I'll bask in the sexiness I have the power to uncover.
>>
Back anons.

As you cruise, you come across a library, not well kept with graffiti.everywhere.

"So Stojan, have you ever gone to a library?"

"Na. That shit is for nerds, no offense. Besides, I have better things to do, and I was raised on a farm... So no, not a lot of libraries."

"Right... So uh, why are we here?"

"Where.better to meet a nerdy girl?"

"Good point."

The two of you go inside, and look around, eventually the two of you hang around the science.section, and a rather attractive human female enters the aisle, and slowly back aways.

"Stojan, I think she's afraid of us..."

"Introduce yourself."

"How?"

Actions
>Act like your an Alpha!
>Be nice and polite.
>Well, rush her and bite her. Make her a lycanthrope first of all.
>Be really nerdy and awkward.
>Try to be manly or something, ok?
>Write In
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>>673711
>Be nice and polite.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +3 for good advice.
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673748
Introduce yourself like a normal werewolf being and ask her if she's interested in science.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>673748
>>
"Be polite and nice, and introduce yourself like a normal werewolf and ask her if she's interested in science."

"Got it."

He shyly approaches her...

Roll me a 1d20+6, (Additional +2 from Advice and additional +2 from being confident from earlier) for how well he can introduce himself.
>>
Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>673808
>>
18+6=24

Good Success!

"Hey, how are you doing?"

"Good? Who are you?"

"I'm uh, Karkmann."

"You sound German."

"I am... Are you?"

"My parents are, but I was born up in Danzig."

"Ah. So... Are you interested in science?"

"Sort of. I'm trying to get into it."

"Why?"

"I'm mostly curious..."

The two of them seem to be somewhat awkward. You note that the woman has blond hair, and is rather attractive...

"So uh... Science, right? What kind of science?"

"Mostly Geology."

"Ah..."

"Are you into it?"

"Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a scientist. You know."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"I didn't think any of your kind were scientists."

"...My kind?"

"Yeah. Werewolves."

"Well... Most of them are brutes... That's sort of how I got this bruise right here. On mein cheek."

She looks closely.

"Oh, yeah... Did someone hit you?"

He briefly looks back at you and you stare at him.

"Uh, no. No. Not at all. I uh... Punched myself, ja."

"...Punched yourself?"

"Ja... With a uh,wrench."

She seems somewhat confused about that...

"So, uh... You look pretty."

"Thanks?"

"I mean... Yeah..." He seems a little nervous again and looks towards you.

"Hey uh, why don't you get a book? I got to talk to my friend."

"Sure..."

She walks away down further into the aisle, somewhat awkwardly and he approaches you.

"So, like her?"

"Yeah... But I didn't really like her comment about us all being brutes. It kind of hurt, you know?"

Actions.

>...Well, come on. That means human won't mess with us.
>Welcome to being a werewolf... You get prejudiced against by the humans a lot.
>You did good... Why did you say friend, anyways?
>Come on, be more romantic.
>Why don't you invite her over to study geology with you?
>...You should infect her. She'd stop being racist and prejudiced then.
>Don't worry about it, it happens once in a while.
>Come on, nerd out a little, ok?
>Write-In
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>>673939

>...Well, come on. That means human won't mess with us.
>Welcome to being a werewolf... You get prejudiced against by the humans a lot.
>Come on, be more romantic.
>Why don't you invite her over to study geology with you?
>>
>>673939
>Come on, be more romantic.
>Why don't you invite her over to study geology with you?
>>
"Come on, humans don't really tend to mess with brutes, and besides... We eat people. Of course humans aren't going to like us."

"Yeah... But not all werewolves do that."

"Yeah, don't worry. It pisses me off... But I recommend you just be more romantic and invite her over to city hall to study Geology."

"W-what? I mean, I just met her. I don't even know anything about her besides her liking geology!"

Actions.

>Stop being a pansy and just ask her out.
>If you made me, you can do anything. Just believe in yourself.
>Do you know anything about geology?
>...Fine, do it on your own time.
>Do you actually need me around for this?
>God, you're fucking adorable when you can't understand how women work.
>Just ask her for a belly rub or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>674020
>If you made me, you can do anything. Just believe in yourself.
>Do you know anything about geology?
>if that fails... belly rubs, Belly rubs would never betray us!
>>
>>674035
This.
>>
>>674041
You know blacker if I didn't already have a name to turn on, You'd look sketchy as shit lol.

On a more serious note, How do you feel about Super Smart Nazi Werewolves?
>>
"Listen, if you made me, you can do anything. Just believe in yourself... And do you actually know anything about Geology?"

He shakes his head.
"I have no fucking idea."

"Well... If that fails, try belly rubs. All the belly rubs. They'd never betray us."

"...Belly rubs? That's uh... I mean, I heard rumors, but that's not actually a thing, is it?"

"I do it all the time!" You can't help but wag your tail at the thought of belly rubs.

"Erh, right... I think one of my lab assistants sneaked that in. Under the orders of the Fuhrer, I think."

"Really?"

"It would explain why you enjoy belly rubs... And by extension every other lycanthrope."

"Indeed... So, are you going to ask her for belly rubs?"

"No offense, but that would be a little awkward."

Actions.

>Have you ever HAD belly rubs? They're fucking amazing!
>...So this is programmed into me? To like belly rubs and basically enjoy being doglike?
>So what your saying is that Hitler wanted werewolves as both killing machines and adorable, fluffy puppies?
>...If you want, I could give you a belly rub right now.
>Just go up and talk to her, and don't be awkward about it.
>Werewolves these days are so unwerewolflike, you can't even ask for BELLY RUBS without fucking it up or thinking it's weird... But don't you worry, I'll fix this generation right up to being good, honest, belly-rubbing loving citizens.
>Write-In

Since asking for belly rubs is common now I'm just fucking putting in a lore reason why. Might as well.
>>
>>674102
>So what your saying is that Hitler wanted werewolves as both killing machines and adorable, fluffy puppies?
>...If you want, I could give you a belly rub right now.
>Anyway, Just go up to her and ask her out! Its easy!
>>
>>674176
This.
>>
"If you want, I could give you a belly rub right here, right now."

"Erh, no."

"But seriously, go up and ask her out. It's easy."

"I'll try..."

"Hold on though... So you were saying that Hitler wanted werewolves as both killing machines and adorable, fluffy puppies?"

"Well... Yes? I think he fell into a depression once his dog died... Blondi, I think she was called."

Actions

>...Aw man, I would of been best friends with the Fuhrer... Great, now I'm sad that the Reich fell.
>That asshole. I never asked for this!
>He's the one human I'd never infect. Just saying.
>Oh, cool. So go and ask her out, man.
>Maybe one day I'll meet a second Hitler. Maybe one day...
>Erh, was it sporadic?
>Was he thinking? I mean, making sentient creatures your pet?
>That's kind of sad. I love dogs... Back on the farm we had one.
>Write-In
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>>674203
>...Aw man, I would of been best friends with the Fuhrer... Great, now I'm sad that the Reich fell.
>Now go and ask her out and be you're girlfriend!

>>674196
You uh, gonna actually answer my question Blacker?
>>
>>674217
From what I can tell IOS is a piece of shit to him.

"Aw man, I would of been best friends with the Fuhrer... Great, now I'm sad the Reich has fallen. But anyways, go out there and ask her to be your girlfriend!"

"Got it."

Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +2 for any good reasons why she should study with Karkmann, or pick up lines... Additional +3 if it's scientific pickup lines.
Just going to say anons, but I fucking love how in EDQ and WRQ (Werewolf Reich Quest) that both protags love Hitler. Nothing wrong about that, just saying. Also, the fact that Stojan started off as "gritty soldier" and became "puppy who eats people and sieg heils" is fucking hilarious to me.
>>
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>674253
>Hey I got a Masters degree and can totally help teach you with whatever you need.
>You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're supposed to be my BaBe.
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>674253
iOS 10 was a mistake.
>>674217
Which question?
>>
12+7=19

Good Success!

You are now Karkmann!

You walks over there...

"Hey, I have a masters degree. I can totally help teach you with whatever you do with rocks and stuff."

"Really?" Well, thanks."

"Yeah. Besides, you must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're supposed to be my BaBe."

She laughs slightly.

"Nice joke. Well, I suppose you are a scientist after all."

"Yeah."

"So, where am I going and when?"

"You know, city hall?"

"That place where all the werewolves are?"

"Well... Yeah."

"Could we do that somewhere else?"

Actions

>...Erh, are you not comfortable around werewolves?
>Hey uh... I'm trying to signal that I'm attracted to you. You understand, right?
>So, who are you? What's your name?
>...That's a little racist, isn't it?
>I'm asking for a friend... Could you give my friend a belly rub? He's desperate.
>...Fuck it. Maybe Stojan won't punch you if you act a little more like him... Ask for a belly rub begrudignly.
>I'll... I'll protect you, don't worry.
>Fun fact, did you know it was me who invented lycanthropy?
>Write-In
>>
>>674253
>...Additional +3 if it's scientific pickup lines.


"Are you an alloy of copper and tellurium? Cause you are CuTe!"
>>
>>674379

>...Erh, are you not comfortable around werewolves?
>So, who are you? What's your name?
>>
>>674379
>...Erh, are you not comfortable around werewolves?
>What's your name, anyways?
>>
"So... Are you not comfortable around werewolves?"

"Well, no. You eat and turn other people into your species."

"...I see."

"Why should I feel comfortable around your kind anyways? I remember what happened to that apartment building with some female lycanthrope, and a soup kitchen."

"Erh, right..."

"All I'm saying is that it's hard to trust a race that eats my species."

"Erh, do you trust me?"

"No, not at all. I barely know you."

"So why are you coming with me?"

"Because I have a genuine interest in geology?"

"...I-I mean, you can trust me, ok?"

"Right... I just met you and some large lycanthrope hanging around here."

"Please?"

"Sorry, but no."

Actions.

>...Well... Sorry then. I'll just be on my way.
>...I'll show you that our race isn't all cannibals and immoral people. Like Stojan.
>...I-I mean, erh... I sort of developed lycanthropy, ok?
>...I can already tell your a bitch.
>...Do the dick move, bite her on the arm.
>Well, I would be too. I don't blame you.
>Listen, it's nothing personal... It's just part of our diets.
>Write-In
>>
>>674446
>...I'll show you that our race isn't all cannibals and immoral people. Like Stojan.
>>
"Come on, I'll show you that our race isn't all cannibals and immoral people... Like Stojan."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if she bites on trusting you enough to come. Additional +2 if you can provide proof that werewolves aren't all cannibals and immoral people.
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>674490
I can't say they aren't all cannibals or immoral.
>>
14+5=19

Borderline Success!

"...Well, alright then. I'll see you tommorow?"

"Sure."

You walk back to Stojan.

You are now Stojan!

"I think I did it, huh."

"Told you."

"Yeah... Anyways, I have lots of work to do back at the office, can you drive me home?"

Actions.

>...Nah, you're walking.
>...Only if you let me show you the power of the belly rub.
>Sure, don't worry about it.
>...You know, there's only one choice to do when you're out trying to get a girlfriend... Get drunk afterwards!
>Write-In
>>
>>674533
>...Only if you let me show you the power of the belly rub.
>>
>>674533
>Sure, don't worry about it.
>>
"Only if you let me show you the power of the belly rub."

"Erh, no?"

You whine, and begin to preform thine puppy eyes.

"I mean.. Erh..."

"Please?"

"I-... Fine..."

You immediately lunge on him and begin furiously stroking his belly. After a few minutes you walk out towards your truck.

"...By god you were right. That was actually pretty amazing."

"Yeah. Now, let's get home."

"Oh yeah."

You drive home and say goodbye to Karkmann... Now of course it's back to KINGLY DUTIES.

Actions.

>...Plan your invasion of Slovakia!
>...Change targets from Slovakia.
>...Time for some one on one time with dad. Either to say hi and make sure everything's ok, or just so he gets off your back.
>Head back home... You're exhausted.
>You need MORE LYCANTHROPES! And less humans, and therefo more diversity! Infect some humans!
>...Maybe you should call your family. Just to see how they're doing.
>You need to build stuff, like barracks. Or something, and soon.
>You know, you're kind of curious about that portal back at your castle... Send a division of soldiers or a few commanders to scout it out.
>Speaking of castles... Maybe you should get some workers to reconstruct the castle.
>You know, you've been thinking... Why not set up your capital in Warsaw? It's a new city, your family lives there... And it's the capital of Poland, and holds a lot more people!
>Write-In
>>
>>674653
>You need MORE LYCANTHROPES! And less humans, and therefo more diversity! Infect some humans!

Personally I think IOS 10 isn't that bad once you get use to it.
>>
>>674653
>You know, you're kind of curious about that portal back at your castle... Send a division of soldiers or a few commanders to scout it out.
>>
You decide to make MORE LYCANTHROPES! Oh, and explore that portal later.

Your total populace is about 24,000... 510 of these are lycanthropes belonging to you, and 50 belong to Ivanka.

Maximum before Control Breaking: 20,000
Danger Point: 18,000

Actions.

>...See about infecting the middle class... (8,000 Middle Class)
>You can totally infect the poor and downtrodden.(11,500 Poor)
>Some more soldiers as lycanthropes, maybe? (450 Soldiers)
>The Upper Class will finally be under your control... Upper class werewolves when? (3,500 Upper Class)
>You need to make your current lycanthropes less pansy... As in, able to eat someone without regretting it, damn it!
>...Indiscriminately infect the city through a rampage.
>You know, you should use those infected bottles of alcohol and give them out. Maybe as a gift to someone or given out to the citizenry?
>This is stupid, nevermind.
>Write-In
>>
>>674731
>infect the upper class
>infect the soldiers
>>
>>674731
>Some more soldiers as lycanthropes, maybe? (450 Soldiers)
>The Upper Class will finally be under your control... Upper class werewolves when? (3,500 Upper Class)
>>
>>674661
It's pretty damn bad for me. It's not even a matter of "getting used to it". They straightup broke click and drag text selection.
>>
You decide to infect the soldiers and upper class... Judging from past experiences, it seems like the upper class don't exactly trust the government...

Actions.

>Just send out drinks to their houses. They'll drink it up, hopefully...
>You'll do a party at another person's house... Like Leopold's! Wait, does he have a house? Oooh, maybe your father or someone? Or you know, your house.
>Order the millitary to personally round up the military.
>...You know, there's Adrian Staryznski. He's upper class and part of the democracist movement... Maybe you should infect or visit him so the democracists are in your pocket or domination?
>Rather then a party, order a "infect on sight" for all of them.
>You have your own idea...
>...Don't you have Zhukov locked up? You should turn a military mind like his into the armed forces... Or at least get rid of him.
>>
>>674815
>You'll do a party at another person's house... Like Leopold's! Wait, does he have a house? Oooh, maybe your father or someone? Or you know, your house.
Where did we host the first party that none of the upper class went to?
>>
>>674840
City Hall.
>>
Sorry anons, but I'm gonna pass out now.
>>
>>674815
>...Don't you have Zhukov locked up? You should turn a military mind like his into the armed forces... Or at least get rid of him.
>>
Posting anons. Just woke up from my nap.

You decide to hold a party at someone else's house... But firstly, you decide to find Zhukov. After a little bit of searching through documents, you find he was he in prison around the place where your wife went crazy, along with her lycanthropes... So you of course, decide to pay a visit.

After a few hours of driving you arrive at the prison, and after a little bit you have Zhukov dragged before you in a prison uniform, and held by police officers. Zhukov seems quite different from last time you saw him, having grown a slight beard and having plenty of scratches on him and claw marks. He seems... Defeated, walking with a slump

"Georgy Zhukov?"

"...What do you want?"

Actions.

>...I'm curious. How did you get those scars?
>...Officers, could you leave us?
>Would you happen to know anything about the USSR's sudden technological superiority?
>So, I remember that I was going to feed you to my wife as a gift... Well, I haven't changed my plans.
>Guards, has he tried to escape at all?
>...Whether you like it or not, I'm infecting you.
>...Who was that lycanthrope conscript that defected? Where is he?
>Punch him.
>So, why don't we get a drink together?
>...You've ch
>Write-in
>>
>>675512
Gee, thanks for deleting shit autocorrect.
Or should I say, Correct The Record.

The option above Write-In is
>You've changed since I defeated you?
>>
>>675512
>...Officers, could you leave us?
>...I'm curious. How did you get those scars?
>Would you happen to know anything about the USSR's sudden technological superiority?
>>
>>675522
This.
>>
"Officers, could you leave?"

They nod and begin to head back, leaving you alone in a cell.

"I'm curious Zhukov, how did you get those scars?"

He freezes up.
"I can't talk about that."

"Why not?"

"...I prefer not talking about when the lycanthropes riot. I am in the cell block next to them."

"...I see... I'll ask you how you survive in just a minute, but would you happen to know anything about the USSR's sudden technological superiority?"

"I am not telling you anything."

"Why?"

"Because unlike Demetrynev, I remain true to the USSR."

"You know Stalin doesn't like you. He's willing to purge you."

"I don't owe my loyalty to Stalin, I owe my loyalty to the Russian peoples, and those who fall under it's domain."

"I see..."

Actions.

>If you won't tell me, we'll have to escalate to torture.
>Come on, the last revenge you can get on Stalin is to tell me. (Charisma, HARD)
>...Have you ever experienced having all the limbs in your body broken? (Intimidation, HARD)
>Strike one, punch one.
>...If you tell me, I will release you. (Charisma)
>If you tell me, I will release you. (Charisma, Lie)
>Fine then. What happened to that lycanthrope conscript that defected?
>>
>>675559
>Come on, the last revenge you can get on Stalin is to tell me. (Charisma, HARD)
>The sooner the war ends, the less that suffer!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675606
Where the fuck is everybody.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675606
We could always get Leopold and Daciana here since they're so good at torture.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675606
>>
13+4=17

Borderline Failure.

"Come on, the last revenge you can get on Stalin is to tell me. The sooner the war ends, the less that people suffer."

He sighs, slightly.

"As true as that may be, I won't let your kind reach Stalingrad, fascist."

Actions.

>Just tell me and I might let you go. (Charisma,)
>..."Our Kind" Is better then communism any day of the week.
>...Fucking humans and your racism...
>Well, torture it is.
>I recommend you tell me before I get a highly trained SS officer to come in. Or my wife. (Intimidation, HARD)
>As we speak Russia is running low on manpower. Tell me, and maybe Russia won't be all eaten or destroyed. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>675653
>Well, torture it is.
Daciana in particularly would no doubt like to torture Zhukov considering she was captured by soviets.
>>
>>675653
>As we speak Russia is running low on manpower. Tell me, and maybe Russia won't be all eaten or destroyed. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
"Listen, you'll tell me or I'll go straight to torture with Daciana. She'd love to get a handle on you thanks to her experience with the soviets... But I'll give you a chance, besides Russia's got to run out of manpower... And therefor protection eventually."

Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675701
Dice gods plz
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>675701
Watch this nat one
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

14+4=18

Border Check.

Anons, reroll me a 1d20, only first roll is taken.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>675735
>>
Failure!

"No. My decision is final."

"So, torture it is."

Actions.

>...Maybe you can scare him with what you'll do to him if he doesn't tell you. (Intimidation, HARD)
>I really, really don't want to do this. Just tell me. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...Well, time to handle it personally.
>Leopold is better at this. Call him down.
>...Daciana needs revenge, and she needs it on this soviet.
>Write-In
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>>675761
>...Daciana needs revenge, and she needs it on this soviet.
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>>675761
>Leopold is better at this. Call him down.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Daciana.
2=Leopold.
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You leave the room and decide to call Daciana down.

"Daciana?"

"Yeah?"

"You remember that prison you rescued me in? Well, I need your particular set of skills to interrogate a soviet."

"...Does it matter if he's alive after he's told you what you need to know?"

Actions.

>...No, not really. But don't be too brutal, ok?
>...Make an example out of him, if you will. I'm expecting a piece of art.
>Hang on, we may be werewolves, but we aren't torturing anyone to death.
>...On second thought, maybe I should ask a neutral party... Leopold.
>...Listen, just scare him a little. I don't need you to beat his shit in five ways from Sunday.
>Write-In
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>>675800
>...Make an example out of him, if you will. I'm expecting a piece of art.
>but we NEED his information.
>>
>>675800
>Hang on, we may be werewolves, but we aren't torturing anyone to death.
>>
"I don't care what you do to him... But we need his info, and please leave him alive."

"...Gr... Fine. I'll try my best."

After waiting a few minutes she arrives, and walks calmly into the cell...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for enhanced interrogation.
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>675820
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11+5=16

Borderline Success!

After an hour of waiting, Daciana comes out, covered in blood.

"So, did you get the info?"

"He's unconscious. But I'm getting there."

"What's with the blood?"

"Removed a pinkie."

"...Ah."

"All he said was something about how I should go fuck myself. Not much else."

"I see... So, how much longer will this take?"

"Eh, that depends. He's strong-willed but I think I can break him."

"Right."

Another hour passes while you fall asleep on the bench, and eventually she comes out again.

"I got... Well, something."

"What is it?"

"Well, apparently they're getting their shit from two factions. Some group called the Brotherhood of Nod and are stealing some stuff from someplace called the GDI. I'm not too sure what it is, but aftewards he just resorted to calling me a bitch and spat in my face."

Actions.

>...Well, I need more info.
>I hope you didn't go too hard on him. I need him alive.
>...So they aren't researching it themselves?
>I think we should call a break before he dies of blood loss or something, ok?
>...Would you mind if I look at your handiwork?
>...Right, I think it's best that you stop torturing him. It's a little too extreme.
>Write-In
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>>675860

>...Well, I need more info.
>I hope you didn't go too hard on him. I need him alive.
>...So they aren't researching it themselves?
>>
>>675872
This, so we arn't just going to infect the information out of him? This would be one of the few times To do it.
>>
"I need more info... But I hope you didn't go too hard on him, I need him alive."

"He's alive, just missing a pinky and has a broken hand."

"...I see. So they aren't researching this stuff themselves?"

"He didn't clarify what they were, so I don't think so."

Actions

>...Well, give him a break for a while.
>...If you want I can take over.
>Well, I'm going to infect him... He should tell us everything, if he's strong-willed.
>Don't give him any mercy. Go back in there, Daciana.
>Write-in
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>>675891
>...If you want I can take over.
>>
"If you want, I can take over."

"Go ahead. Just be careful, he's a little feisty."

You go into the cell, and see Zhukov chained to a cell bar, in a small pool of his own blood. He's been bandaged and seems to be resting.

"Zhukov?"

"Go drown yourself..."

Actions.

>Begin the torture again.
>Infect him.
>Maybe you can play a little bit of good cop and bad cop? You'll be the good cop, of course.
>...Just leave, he's in no fit state to be interrogated.
>Unless you tell me, we will continue until your dead and your head is sent to your family.
>...Do you have any family? I need to know their address so I can send them a box with your pinkie in it.
>If you just told me, this would be a lot easier.
>Write-In
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>>675905
>...Do you have any family? I need to know their address so I can send them a box with your pinkie in it.
>If you just told me, this would be a lot easier.
>>
"Just curious, do you have any family? I need to know their address so I can send them a box with your pinkie in it."

"...Fuck off."

"I don't think you want to get me angry."

"...I have three daughters and my wife."

"Address?"

"It's called I'm not telling you jackshit."

"Real smooth. Tell me about the tech and this would be a lot easier."

"I'd rather die then tell the likes of you..."

"If you keep it up like that, you will die."

"Good."

Actions.

>...If you continue to anger me, it's back to torture.
>Torture time.
>...Listen, I don't like doing this. Just tell me and it'll stop.
>...Well then, here's what I'll do if you don't tell me. I will find your daughters and wife, and infect them.
>Infect him so he'll just tell you this shit.
>I'm trying to help you. Just let me help.
>...Great, now I can't do this.
>...Tell me their address or I'll make sure to send them a gift for christmas... Your head.
>Write-In
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I'll be back in a few hours anons.
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>>675942
>...Tell me their address or I'll make sure to send them a gift for christmas... Your head.
>>
>>675942
>Torture time.
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>>675942
>infect him
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>>676427
This may be a bad idea. He could break out of his restraints.
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>>676434
He's also strong willed considering he's resisted interrogation this long. There's a good chance he would go rouge and form his own pack in the Soviet Union.
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"Tell me where they live or I'll make sure to send them a gift for Christmas."

He spits blood onto your paw.

"When I get out of here, you will make a nice welcome mat."

"Grh.... Fuck you then."

You punch him right in the face and start torturing him.
Roll me a 1d20+2 for enhanced interrogation techniques again.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>676638
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>>676640
That moment when Dacia ask for lessons.
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With a single punch, you knock a tooth out of his mouth. You then grab his hand, and savagely pull off one of his fingers, and he yells for help, and begins to cry a little.

"Tell me where they live!"

"J-Just... Just don't hurt them...."

You knee him in the head, and he goes into the wall.

"WHERE ARE THEY!?"

"The-they live in Belozersk! It's a small town past Moscow!"

"Good boy..." You give him a pat on the head while he scrambles away from you.

"Now... Tell me about the technology."

Roll me a 1d20+6
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>676667
>we wasted a crit pass on fucking the directions
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>676667
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15+6=21

"A-Alright..."

"Tell me."

"One of our gulag prisoners... I think a old governor from one of the Polish provinces discovered a portal to a new dimension in Siberia... We established communications with a faction know as the Brotherhood of Nod, and they sent some scientists to our aid in exchange for refuge... We later received a large shipment of weapons from another faction known a the GDI,.. The Nod gave them to us as gifts though."

"I see... Anything else?"

"N-no..."

"Do you know how these weapons work?"

"No... I was just briefed from Moscow by Stalin during the siege."

He seems terrified now... And is heavily injured.

Actions.

>...Do the soviets know about a portal that rests in a castle?
>Is there any other portals to their dimension?
>...Nod scientists? Where are they stationed?
>Thank you, comrade...
>At this point, your just going to torture him for fun. He deserves it for assaulting your lands...
>...I think that's all I need to know. Leave him.
>...Old governor? Wait, was that the man who I imprisoned and convinced the KGB to send him to a gulag?
>Write-In
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>>676708
>Is there any other portals to their dimension?
>...Nod scientists? Where are they stationed?
>...Old governor? Wait, was that the man who I imprisoned and convinced the KGB to send him to a gulag?
>Stop if it honestly seems like he'll die die.
>>
>>676712
This
>>
"Is there any other portals to their dimension?"

"No... Not as far as I'm aware of.f"

"I see. Are you talking about the governor who I got imprisoned by the KGB and sent to a gulag?"

"...I think?"

"How is his family holding up?"

"They're all dead but him. He tried to commit suicide four times..."

"Oh, shit... Well, uh... Where are the Nod scientists held at?"

He seems like he's about to open his mouth, but quickly closes it.

Actions.

>...Torture time. (Warning, if failed could possibly kill him if it's a Failure and below.)
>...Do you want me to send Daciana in here with me? Talk. (Intimidation, HARD)
>You know, since I'm such a nice guy, I think I"ll spare your family if you just tell me about where the Nod scientists are. (Charisma)
>...If you tell me about them, I'll be willing to give you a break in the interrogation. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>676740
>You know, since I'm such a nice guy, I think I"ll spare your family if you just tell me about where the Nod scientists are. (Charisma)
>>
>>676740
>You know, since I'm such a nice guy, I think I"ll spare your family if you just tell me about where the Nod scientists are. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +2 if you can describe what your going to do with them if he doesn't agree. Additional +3 if you can remain upbeat about it.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>676759
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>676759
>>
Rolled 86 + 4 (1d100 + 4)

>>676759
>>
16+4=20

Success!

"Listen, if you tell me I'll spare your family, ok?"

"R-right... They're in the northern tip of the Ural Mountains. I have no idea where specifically they are though."

"Good. I may be back and I may not be back."{/b]

You exit the room and tell Daciana what you learned...

"So, what are we going to do with him?"

"I was thinking along the lines of torture him to death like any other soviet bastard..."

Actions.

>No, goddamn it. That's a little extreme.
>Well, let's infect him...
>I say we just execute him by firing squad.
>Hold on, let's just imprison him for later, ok? We could get more knowledge...
>...Nom? Nom.
>Well, my wife always like the taste of conscripts... Maybe a general will taste better?
>Write-In
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>>676785
>Hold on, let's just imprison him for later, ok? We could get more knowledge...
>His earn his rest, insted we have new targets
>>
>>676785
>Hold on, let's just imprison him for later, ok? We could get more knowledge...
>>
Oh man. We were suppose to infect some more people but got sidetracked with torturing Zhukov. Are we going to do that now?
>>
"Come on, let's just imprison him for later..."

She seems a little disappointed...

"So uh, what about his family?"

"I promised to spare them."

"I know, but are we going to do anything?"

Actions.

>...Hell no, I'm not a monster.
>I think we should let Zhukov write a note to them telling them he's alright... If he can write now. (Stojan becomes more kind.)
>...I think I know a way to break Zhukov permently... We'll find his family and either kill them or classify as infecting them as "sparing them".
>I think he's willing to cooperate more if we kidnap his family.
>...I think we should nom his family in front of his eyes. (Stojan becomes more sadistic towards Soviets)
>Write-In
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>>676814
>...I think I know a way to break Zhukov permently... We'll find his family and either kill them or classify as infecting them as "sparing them".
>I think he's willing to cooperate more if we kidnap his family.
>>
>>676814
>...I think I know a way to break Zhukov permently... We'll find his family and either kill them or classify as infecting them as "sparing them".
>I think he's willing to cooperate more if we kidnap his family.
>>
"I think I know a way to break him permanently. We find his family and either kill them or classify infecting them as sparing them. Besides, I think he's more willing to coopereate if we kidnap his family... And maybe he could be made loyal if we infect his family."

"Right... So you want to go do that now or try to do that party you spoke about?"

Actions.

>Yeah... I feel like I'm in the mood to infect or kill.
>Who said I was going? Send someone else.
>...Party of course! But first we have to find a location!
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.
>Just clarifying, I'm killing his family.
>Just clarifying, I'm infecting and kidnapping his family.
>Write-In
>>
>>676858
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.
>>
>>676863
Just saying anons if you could please select what your going to do if you vote for a clarifying option. Because that would save time.
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>>676858
>Yeah... I feel like I'm in the mood to infect or kill.
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.
>>
>>676814
>I think we should let Zhukov write a note to them telling them he's alright... If he can write now. (Stojan becomes more kind.)
>>
>>676858
>Who said I was going? Send someone else.
>Just clarifying, I'm just kidnapping his family.
>>
"Well, I'm kidnapping his family."

"I see..."

Rolling.

1=I'll go do it now
2=Send a commander
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>676886
Dropped this
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>676886
Fuck, forgot to roll.
>>
"I'll send a commander to kidnap them."

"Erh, who exactly?"

"...Well, maybe someone good with kids?"

"Hold on, we're kidnapping the guy's kids?"

"Yeah?"

"That's a little extreme, isn't it?"

"Well, we're not killing them or turning them into little werewolves, so I think it's fine..."

Who to send?

Actions.

>Your dad, he's great at talking... Though you might not want to mention that this is for interrogation and instead juts say that you need a few people brought over here.
>Leopold, he's your second in command... And maybe he's good with kids?
>Congratulations, you'll go!
>...Send Ivanka. And pray she doesn't eat them.
>How about Demetrynev? I think he's a friend of their family.
>Petrov. He's needs to do SOMETHING.
>Send Kutyvoka... She's great at talking to people.
>Write-In

Also, while you set up the party...

>Switch to the chosen commander's PoV.
>Nah, just remain you.
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>>676910
>How about Demetrynev? I think he's a friend of their family
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>>676910
Doesn't Zhukov's family live in Moscow? It would take weeks if not months to travel there considering the distance and all the obstacles in between us and Moscow. Although if anyone send Leopold and Kutyvoka.
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Going to wait ten more minutes anons.
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>>676910
>Leopold, he's your second in command... And maybe he's good with kids?

Higher chance of success.
>>
Leopold it is.

"Well, let me call up Leopold."

"Got it..."

You go to find a phone and call up Leopold.

"Ja? What is it?"

"I need you to kidnap Zhukov's family. They're staying in a town outside of Moscow. You know what to do."

"Ja. Got it."

You hang up... And realize you still gotta plan that party for the upper class.

Actions.

>...Quickly call Leopold and ask where he lives. Maybe you can use that place for a party?
>...Adrian... He lives in a upperclass mansion and doesn't hate you. And has a pretty good looking wife. Why don't you call him and ask if you can party in his place?
>Nah, you'll just do it in your home. Even if it's small and has a skeleton closet... And has a bunch of hungry werewolves and a robot.
>...The abandoned neighbor's house. It's brilliant!
>Maybe dad's apartment? It's small, but respectable.
>...Maybe you should call someone and ask if they want to join in on the party.
>Write-In
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>>677031
>...The abandoned neighbor's house. It's brilliant!
Don't forget to grab the women by the pussy
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>>677031
>...The abandoned neighbor's house. It's brilliant!

>>677037
Ayyy
>>
You decide to hold it in the abandoned neighbor's house. Of course you get a fuckton of lycanthropes to carry shit there from the old party, and eventually it seems like a place ready for a party...

Hans of course, comes up beside you.

"Erh, what's with the party decorations next door?"

"Oh, you know, party to infect the upper class."

"...Why?"

"Because then I can have werewolf aristocrats. Do you not know how cool that is? Also, it gives me a fuckton more money, and a very state-controlled economy, since I can personally order them around."

"Erh... Why not just leave them be?"

You laugh heartily and pat hans on his head.

"Oh man, Hans... You nearly got me."

"...Erh, why?"

"Because I would be a dick if I didn't spread my gift around. Now, how does the place look?"

"...Good?"

Actions.

>Pat him on the head. That's all you could ask for.
>So... Want to party with us? Have you ever gone to a party?
>I bet there will be plenty of women there. And I know your married, but still... Women.
>...Hey uh, I need you to do a favor for me. So there might be a lot of women there, who aren't somewhat overweight... Could you get Ivanka out of the house for a bit? Just saying.
>...You'd make an adorable scaly servant. In fact, why don't you be a butler at the party for a little bit?
>...You know, there might be some "trash" coming over, and I need a bouncer. A small, scaly bouncer. You in?
>...Just saying, there might be a few bloodstains inside and a handful of family iconography. Could you hide or get rid of them?
>Write-In
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>>677080
>...Hey uh, I need you to do a favor for me. So there might be a lot of women there, who aren't somewhat overweight... Could you get Ivanka out of the house for a bit? Just saying.
>...Just saying, there might be a few bloodstains inside and a handful of family iconography. Could you hide or get rid of them?
"As a king, I don't even wait. I just kiss them because I'm a fucking magnet for women"
>>
>>677080
>Pat him on the head. That's all you could ask for.
>>
"Hey uh, I need you to do a favor for me. There might be a lot women there, who unlike my wife aren't somewhat overweight. Could you get Ivanka out of the house for a bit? Just saying.... But also could you get rid of a few bloodstains inside and a handful of family iconography?"

"Wait, you're going to cheat on your wife?"

"As a king, I don't even wait, I just kill them because I'm a fucking magnet for women."

"I mean, why are you going to cheat on her?"

Actions.

>Headpat.
>Come on, I mean she's brutal as hell... But I sort of want someone emotional and you know, nice.
>It was just a thought. Nevermind that.
>...Come on, I need something to boast about with the guys...
>...Please?
>...You're right, this is stupid. Why did I even think about it?
>I'm tired of sleeping with a godless communist... It's a sin in and outside of itself.
>...It's nothing serious, ok?
>Write-In
>>
>>677141
>It was just a thought. Nevermind that.
>>
>>677141
>Headpat.
>Come on, I mean she's brutal as hell... But I sort of want someone emotional and you know, nice.
>I need something to boast about with the guys...
>>
>>677141
voting this >>677148
>>
>>677151
Make Poland great again!
Build a wall and make the Soviets pay for it!
>>
You give him a headpat.

"I mean, she's brutal as hell... But I sort of want someone emotional, and you know... Nice."

"You want someone with feelings?"

"Well, yeah... I mean, it's not fun being a werewolf if you don't have someone terrified of you."

"I see..."

"Besides, I need something to boast about with the guys."

He sighs a little bit.
"I mean, I guess... What do you want me to do?"

"Take her out for dinner, ok?"

"...Dinner?"

"Fancy restaurant or something, ok?"

"...Alright?"

"But first, clean the damned house up. I only have an hour."

"Got it."

After a little bit he comes out with a bag of family potraits and whatnot, and hides them behind the house.

"Done... Now you want me to go out to dinner with your wife?"

Actions.

>...Yeah, don't worry about it.
>Wag your tail and hug him. He's a great friend for helping you!
>First some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else. Second, if you tell her anything I will personally crucify you.
>...I don't want to cheat on my wife... It's not what a catholic would do.
>Write-In
>>
>>677183
>Wag your tail and hug him. He's a great friend for helping you!
>First some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else. Second, if you tell her anything I will personally crucify you.
>>
>>677183
>Wag your tail and hug him. He's a great friend for helping you!
>>
>>677183
>First some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else. Second, if you tell her anything I will personally crucify you.
>>
You start wagging your tail and hug him.

"Thank you! But first... Some ground rules. First, don't tumble her or else, and second if you tell her anything, I will personally crucify you."

He gulps, and you pat him on the head.

"There. Now, get going, the party's about to begin."

He runs off and you go into the house...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well Hans can ask your wife out.
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>677239
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>677239
If Ivanka rejects him does that means she has werewolf privilege and is racist towards Kobolds/lizard folk?
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>677239
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>>677280
Looks like we get to grab some pussy for the whole night
>>
Critical Success!

You are currently Hans, and your friend has asked you to ask his wife out.
This is fucking weird.

You go up to Ivanka, who seems to be watching television.

"Erh, Ivanka?"

"...What is it?" She looks towards you.

"I'm uh... Do you want to go out for dinner?"

She looks at you, and starts smiling... And...

"...I suppose, Comrade... Did Stojan approve?"

"Erh, yeah."

"...I see. Well little comrade, where are we going?"

"Wait, why did you actually agree?"

"...I can't help but feel pity for a manlet like yourself."

"I am NOT a manlet..."

She pats you on the head...

"Just make sure to impress me, comrade."

You are now Stojan, and the first guests are arriving to your house... You of course introduce yourself, etc etc, and bring them inside. You tell them not to drink until you give an "important announcement", and you see in the distance Hans taking your wife out to the truck.
Huh, good for him.

After a little while, most of the guests arrived, until you see Adrian Staryznski, with his rather cute American wife.

"Stojan?"

"I didn't think I invited you..."

"Oh, sorry. I was told that there was announcement here by one of my business partners. I also brought a case of my special brew."

Actions.

>...Erh, sorry, but I can't let you in.
>...Wink towards his wife. Maybe she might get the hint?
>...I'll recommend you head home. I can't risk pissing off the capitalists by turning you into a werewolf. And your wife.
>Special brew? Special vodka? I'll let you in if you let me drink it.
>Well, come right in!
>...I think I invited your wife, sorry.
>Write-In
>>
>>677323
>Special brew? Special vodka? I'll let you in if you let me drink it.
>Make suggestive moves at his wife
>>
>>677323
>Well, come right in!
>>
"Special Brew? Special vodka? I'll let you in if you let me drink it."

"Sure. Here you go."

You begin drinking it down... And holy shit, it's fucking amazing. You actually never had vodka this good before. You chug it down until it's empty and hand it back to him.

"...That was damned good. Thank you."

"No problem."

You let him pass, but you stop his wife and wink at her.

"Do you need something?" She says. It seems she hasn't noticed your advance.

Actions.

>...I recommend you drink some of the vodka I put out. It's a great experience.
>Just curious... Are you tired of your husband at all? Feel like you need a new... Experience?
>Huh? Sorry. Just tell your husband that I enjoyed his brew greatly.
>...Tell your husband not to drink any of the vodka, ok?
>...You know, for a human... You're kinda cute.
>...What was that recipe? You know, the one with the hotdogs? And the hamburgers?
>Write-In
>>
>>677347
>Just curious... Are you tired of your husband at all? Feel like you need a new... Experience?
>...You know, for a human... You're kinda cute.
Grab her by the pussy
>>
>>677347
>...I recommend you drink some of the vodka I put out. It's a great experience.
>>
"...Just curious, are you tired of your husband at all? Feel like you need a new experience?"

"Are you... Are you hitting on me?"

You grab her in a rather private area.

"No... What I'm saying is that for a human, you're kinda cute..."

"Erh... I'm already married."

"Come on babe... Besides, maybe you should drink some of the vodka I put out? It's a great experience."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can into tumbling.
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>677392
Praise kek
>>
17+2=19

Success!

"...Well..."

"Come on..."

She sighs a little.

"...I mean... Maybe in a little bit?"

You let her inside, and continue to introduce yourself... Until you see some... Hispanics pull up? They come up to your door.

"Erh, who are you?"

"I am Salvadore Santiago... I think you know my father. And my children."

"Oh, right. My treasurer..."

"Yes... I was invited here, and this is my sister Cecillia."

She gives you a polite introduction, and she seems extremely attractive to you, at least.... Probably because of the spanish accent. If you had to guess, she's about twenty four.

"Erh... Right."

Actions.

>...Well, I'll let the two of you in.
>Sorry, but your father would be pissed off at me if I let you in.
>...Suggestive move towards Cecillia!
>I'll let the two of you in, but only for a little bit. You gotta leave past the announcement part.
>...Hey uh, could you give your father a bottle of vodka here? Just curious.
>Write-In
>>
>>677434
>Sorry, but your father would be pissed off at me if I let you in.

Probably should've gone through the letters and not invited allies.
>>
>>677434
>...Suggestive move towards Cecillia!
>I'll let the two of you in, but only for a little bit. You gotta leave past the announcement part. Except your sister, she can stay
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Suggest!
2=Sorry, but no.
>>
"...Listen, I'll let the two of you in but only for a little bit. You gotta leave past the announcement part. Except your sister, she can stay."

You give a slight wink at his sister, and you think he noticed.

"Are you hitting on my sister?"

"What? No."

He gives you a deathglare for a few moments and goes inside, carefully. You briefly follow his sister, who's wearing a rather classy suit.

"...I know what you're trying to do."

"Hit on you?"

"Well, yes. Could you knock it off? My hermano is protective about me, and I don't have an interest in getting in bed with a lycanthrope."

Actions.

>...Well, sorry about that then. I'll just let you go.
>Come on, we're both devout catholics...
>...I see, well good luck then. I'm going to find someone a little easier.
>Well, if I may profess that you are very attractive... It's a shame your brother tries to protect you.
>...You'll be in bed with me one way or the other.
>...Well, I can show you class if you want... Why don't we dance a little? I heard you Spaniards love dancing.
>Write-In
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>>677503
>...I see, well good luck then. I'm going to find someone a little easier.
>Well, if I may profess that you are very attractive... It's a shame your brother tries to protect you.
>>
>>677503
>...Well, sorry about that then. I'll just let you go.
>>
"Well, sorry about that then. But if I may, I profess that you are very attractive."

"Thank you."

She walks off, and you idly meet and greet the rest of the visitors.

With that done, you head back inside to the party.

Actions.

>...Find Adrian's wife.
>...Getting in bed, with one woman? If you're going to cheat, you might as well go all in and do it with not one, but a few women!
>...Give the announcement to infect everyone through infected alcohol.
>...Maybe you should talk with Adrian.
>...Talk to a few of the guests, and see what exactly most of them do, etc.
>Write-In
>>
>>677556
>...Give the announcement to infect everyone through infected alcohol.
>>
>>677556
>...Find Adrian's wife.
Then
>...Give the announcement to infect everyone through infected alcohol.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling a 1d2.

1=Infect now!
2=Adrian then infect!
>>
You decide to give the announcement to infect everyone....

Roll me a 1d20 for how well this goes.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>677591
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>>677591
Order someone to distract Adrian and his wife though
>>
18

Success!

You give a brief announcement of "Drink up!"
The guests eagarly start drinking from the bottles of vodka, but you order one assistant lycanthrope to distract Adrian and his wife...
The party continues on, with... Nothing happening. Huh.

You can't help but feel a little dissapointed, until you see one man's hand slowly sprouting fur around the knuckles. And you mean slow...

Of course, you spend some time talking to a few guests about what they do, for a living, that sort of thing. No one's really noticed anything yet... And a handful of people haven't drunk anything.

Actions.

>Try to get the people who haven't drunk anything a drink or two.
>...See if you can't get the few people who didn't drink into another room. They might be a good "snack" for everyone.
>...You should get Adrian and his wife a drink...
>Find Adrian's wife... You need to "discuss" something with her.
>...Good, good. Lock the doors.
>...Maybe you should give a speech on "lycanthrope superiority" or something.
>...Just pass the time by talking to people.
>Write-In
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>>677628
>Find Adrian's wife... You need to "discuss" something with her.
>...Good, good. Lock the doors.
>>
>>677628
>Try to get the people who haven't drunk anything a drink or two.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Lock doors and discuss!
2=Get a drink for people!
>>
You lock the doors around the house and go up to Adrian's wife. Who seems to be talking to a guest who's complaining about a toothache.

"Hello?"

"Oh, hello. Do you need something?"

"I'm... Well, I was thinking if you wanted to go somewhere more private?"

"...I'm starting to think about this... I mean, I don't want to hurt my husband... I love him, you know..."

Actions.

>...Come on, he won't care.
>...He'll like it, or else.
>...Give her husband a thrashing. She's yours now.
>...Oh come on, this isn't anything serious...
>You see? That's what my wife doesn't have... Emotions for other people...
>Have you had anything to drink?
>...I'm uh, sorry about what I said earlier. I think his drink had a strong effect on me.
>You know... You're much more attractive then my wife... You're thin, blond hair... And a cute American accent...
>...Come on, headpat the human.
>Write-In
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>>677660
>...He'll like it, or else
>You know... You're much more attractive then my wife... You're thin, blond hair... And a cute American accent...
>...Come on, headpat the human.
Lets be the alpha here
>>
You give her a slight headpat.

"He'll like it... Or else. But, I must say... You're much more attractive then my wife... You're thin, blond hair... And a cute American accent..."

"I mean... Thank you. But I don't want to hurt him..."

"He won't mind a bit..."

Actions.

>...Now, come with me and I'll show you a whole new world of fun.
>...Hey uh, are you any good at belly rubs? Just curious.
>I think you'd like me a whole lot more if I showed your husband who's boss...
>Just saying, that you might get infected.
>What the fuck am I doing?
>Write-In
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>>677660
>Have you had anything to drink?
>...Oh come on, this isn't anything serious...
>>
>>677697
>What the fuck am I doing?
>>
>>677697
>...Now, come with me and I'll show you a whole new world of fun.
>>
Waiting fifteen more minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=What the fuck am I doing?
2=Come with me!
>>
Guess the dice gods do want a affair.

"Come with me, now I'll show you a world of fun."

You grab her by the hand and excuse yourself to upstairs...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for tumbling.
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>677785
Kek wills it
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>677785
>>
15+8=19

Good Success!

For a hour or two, you tumble with Martha... She seems very resiliant and seems only a little tired when you finish up. You of course curl up beside her...

"...That was... Fun..."

"Yeah... It was."

She hugs you a little bit but then tenses up.

"...W... I just..."

"Yeah?"

"I can't believe that I..."

"Oh, don't worry about it..." You put a tight grip around her and continue to hug her for a little bit, uninterrupted... And for some reason, your head seems to be in her breasts...

After a little bit you get back up... You must admit, that fresh and exciting... Meanwhile, Martha is on the bed, naked, and smiling a little bit... But you also see a little bit of regret, but most of all, comfort.

Actions

>...Eat her. You can't let her tell anyone, or leave any evidence. (Stojan becomes more cruel)
>...You have plenty of time... Maybe one more tumble...
>Quietly wake her up and tell her to put on clothes...
>...Get back into bed with her and cuddle for a little bit.
>...Take your leave. She'll find her way out soon enough.
>You know, you should ask if she'd like to do this again at a latter time...
>...Did you just cheat on your wife? Oh God... You need to pray for your sinning... (Stojan becomes more religious)
>Infect her.
>Write-In
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>>677836
>...Did you just cheat on your wife? Oh God... You need to pray for your sinning... (Stojan becomes more religious)
>>
Regret suddenly washes over your face, and you put your head in your hands. You nearly just start crying out of realizing what you've done. You begin to pray fervently to God for forgiveness, and promise to try to be his most faithful subject in exchange for mercy.
Your desperate prayers wake up Martha.

"...Stojan?"

"Shush... Go back to sleep. I'm just... Praying."

"You seem sad... Is everything alright?"

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry. I can't believe that I..."

"...I know..."

She pats you a little on the back.

"...I'm still shocked too."

"...Listen... Just go back to sleep."

"I didn't know you were attracted... I'm sorry for making you sin."

"...You're religious?"

"Somewhat. But I'm sorry that you did this."

"This is my fault..."

"Just try to do a little better each time you sin. That's how my parents taught me."

Actions.

>...Thank you Martha, but I'm... I'm ashamed that I actually did this. Could you get dressed and leave me?
>...I'm sorry for everything I said to you. The devil made me do it, I swear.
>...Is it alright if I cry a little on your shoulder?
>Get... Get out. I never want to see your face again, understand?
>Thank you for trying to help me, but this is my fault.
>...Martha... I like you, but at the same time I love my wife. It's hard.
>...I'm... I'm going now.
>...Martha, please don't tell anyone. I'm still shocked that I did this.
>...I knew there was a reason why I chose to tumble you. Give her a hug.
>...Let us pray together then.
>...God willing... Would you consider giving me a belly rub as penance?
>Write-In
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>>677919
>...Martha... I like you, but at the same time I love my wife. It's hard.
>...I knew there was a reason why I chose to tumble you. Give her a hug.
>...Let us pray together then.
>>
"...Martha, I like you. But at the same time, I love my wife. It's hard to choose... But I knew there was a reason why I chose to tumble you."

You give her a hug, and the two of you pat each other on the back.

"...Let's pray for forgiveness from God."

The two of you begin praying, and after thirty minutes of non-stop prayer, the two of you begin to get up. The two of you seem filled with regret and penance.

Actions.

>...I'm sorry about all this. I should of known better.
>...We're still friends, right?
>Listen... If you want company or anything, just call.
>...Could I have your phone number?
>...Is it alright that I say that if I could, I'd take you and my wife?
>Never show your face around me, please.
>...Listen, your a good woman... Should I tell my wife that I did this?
>...Kiss her.
>...I suppose I'll see you in church?
>...Give her a small headpat?
>Was I at least comfortable?
>Write-In
>>
>>677945
>...I'm sorry about all this. I should of known better.
>...I suppose I'll see you in church?

Let's got check up on the party. The mutagenic drinks should being in effect by now.
>>
>>677945
>Listen... If you want company or anything, just call.
>...Could I have your phone number?
>...Is it alright that I say that if I could, I'd take you and my wife?
>...I suppose I'll see you in church?

It took me 10 minutes to click, drag, and copy this fucking text. Whoever thought iOS 10 was a good idea needs to be lynched.
>>
I'm so fucking sorry man. I used to have a phone which never had a copy button.

"Listen... I'm sorry about this, and I should of known better. But could I have your phone number?"

"...I suppose."

She gives you her phone number.

"Is it alright to say that if I could, I'd take you and my wife?"

"Stojan, I'm already married. I'm sorry."

"I know... But I'll see you in church, right?"

"You will, definitely." She gives you a slight, polite kiss on your nose, which tickles slightly.

"You could always divorce him..."

"I'm sorry... But I couldn't do that to him."

"Why?"

"He's smart, rich... And he's a nice guy."

"What about me?"

"...Well, I don't know yet. But I do know that your good in bed."

"Thanks."

The two of you begin to get dressed and leave the room, and split up. You must admit, you'll miss the smell of her perfume...

As you descend down the stairs, you see that the drinks are starting to have an effect... Quite a few people are sprouting claws, and a handful of shoes have been destroyed due to their feet melding into paws... No one has seemed to notice, somehow. And you see Adrian walk up to you.

"Stojan, have you noticed?"

"What?"

"Everyone! People are sprouting longer fingernails, claws... Fur!"

"Oh. Did you drink anything?"

"Erh, no. I try to stay sober as much as possible."

Actions

>...Well, I recommend you drink something, it'll cool your nerves.
>...You're crazy. No one's sprouting claws or anything.
>...Well, just saying that this is about to turn into a dog house. I recommend you get your wife and leave the place.
>Pat his head.
>Oh, don't worry about it. It's just some people joining the master race.
>Listen, can I talk to you about something, in private?
>...You don't deserve your wife.
>Come on, stay a little longer. We're going to play games like "fetch" later.
>Write-In
>>
>>678020
>...Well, just saying that this is about to turn into a dog house. I recommend you get your wife and leave the place.

Have you thought about just restarting conquistador quest OP? Make a new character and everything. We didn't get very far and I remember only landing on one island so we aren't ereasing much.
>>
>>678050
This.
Maybe try a female character this time around? I think it would be pretty interesting.
>>
>>678076
That actually sounds interesting. Have a strong independent woman burn a path of conquest through the Americas. Also to make OP have to write with only a female character

*evil laugh*
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>>678050
I've been thinking about that, but now I'm rewriting some things, etc.

"Well, just saying this is about to become a giant dog house. I recommend that you get your wife and leave this place."

"Say no more."

After a little bit you unlock the door for him and his wife, who you briefly wink at, and you close the door and lock it... And that's when you hear the first yell of "Holy shit I have claws!"

Actions.

>...Time to calm everyone down!
>...Unlock the door and excuse yourself. You'll be back when everything calms down.
>...Find a phone and call Hans and see what he's doing.
>Time to give a speech explaining what's happening!
>...Find the people who haven't drunk anything. You need them to drink, be infected, or disposed of.
>Write-In
>>
>>678103
>...Find the people who haven't drunk anything. You need them to drink, be infected, or disposed of.
>>
>>678103
>...Find the people who haven't drunk anything. You need them to drink, be infected, or disposed of.
>>
You decide to find the people who haven't drunk anything..

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find the tell-tale signs.


By the way anons, I have a crazy idea.
In a similar vein to Conquistador Quest, I've been thinking about when the anons get to SPHESS TRAVEL in EDQ. I sort of been itching to explore "life as a Imperial Citizen", have a boss which you don't want to fucking piss off, and of course EXPLORE SPHESS FOR SWEDEN AND BEYOND. So I might just do that with or instead of Conquistador Quest.
And no, you can't play a dragon.

Anyone like the idea or suggestions?
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>678144
What about something like the life of a rogue trader? That's like a conquistador but in space and stuff. Assuming you know enough about 40k, that could work.
>>
>>678156
Good fucking point. I'm not too good when it comes to Native American history and I fucking love sphess.
So yeah, that could be fun, and give me an excuse to dick around with Kayos even more.
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>>678144
Conquistador girl that finds a portal to Sweden and ends up joining them on their spehss expedition?
Conquistador girl shouting "For the Emperor!" while impaling a space bear?
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>678144
It would be interesting to have a quest where someone from the past has to adjust to life in the future.
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>678144
>>
I set up a strawpoll for this.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11391184

Writing in a little bit.
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Critical Success!

You find a small group of people who haven't drunk anything while people are panicking, and you take them into a sectioned off corner of the building... There seems to be about seven nervous men and women around you who haven't exactly drunk anything.

Actions.

>...Well, time for a forced infection. Bite one of them and try to rush the rest of them. (Strength)
>Tell them to remain here while you calm everyone else down!
>Tell them that you'll get them drinks and all of this will be sorted out shortly. (Charisma)
>...Ask what they'd taste good with.
>...Growl hungrily and rush someone. Nom. (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>678254
>...Well, time for a forced infection. Bite one of them and try to rush the rest of them. (Strength)
Pay special attention to their appearance considering they're Polish.
>>
>>678254
>Tell them that you'll get them drinks and all of this will be sorted out shortly. (Charisma)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Bite!
2=Get drinks!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to convince them nothing is wrong.

Additional +2 if you can tell them why sprouting claws an fur is a completely normal thing.
>inb4 calling them racist
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>678313
>Because you're now part of the master race son.
>>
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>678313
Sprouting claws and fur is just a part of life
>>
17+6=23

You give a excuse about how sprouting claws an fur is just a part of life, and go get drinks while everyone just stands around, confused.

You bring back a few drinks and reassure everyone that "everything is under control" and they drink the booze you give them... Of course the main room is in chaos as people are panicking about becoming werewolves...

Actions.

>...You should join in on the fun of the chaos! Beat a guy up, etc. It sounds like fun!
>You need everyone to just calm down and accept their new role as lycanthropes.
>...Well, maybe you should leave before you get hurt or something.
>...Since your alpha, you can order them around, right? Well, order everyone to stop panicking and listen to you.
>Write-In
>>
>>678357

>...Since your alpha, you can order them around, right? Well, order everyone to stop panicking and listen to you.
>>
>>678366
This.
>>
You loudly order everyone to calm down, which does happen, actually.

"Good. Everyone, listen to me! You are now all lycanthropes, and you may rejoice!"

"We don't want to be lycanthropes!" yells one person!

"Shut up before I punch you!"

The man whines a little, and you make yourself the center of attention...

Actions.

>Everyone, just get some sleep and it'll be over before you know it.
>...As you know, this neighboorhood is infested with humans... And is in the way of my personal mansion. We must all drive them out.
>I demand all of you find me some human to eat. Alright?
>...Could all single and attractive ladies line up? (Stojan becomes a bit of a womanizer, and becomes less religious)
>Who's ready to get drunk?
>Go into a long speech about how lycanthropes deserve to be the ruling class...
>Set some ground rules about the new lycanthrope aristocracy.
>Ask if anyone is hungry.
>I am tired, and needing sleep. Everyone just head home.
>Write-In
>>
>>678395
>Go into a long speech about how lycanthropes deserve to be the ruling class...
>Set some ground rules about the new lycanthrope aristocracy.

Lycanthropes are humanity's evolutionary successor, I am the paragon and progenitor of Lycanthropes and you all have an important roll in the new order.
>>
>>678415
Pretty good.
>>
"Now, everyone! I demand your attention! Lycanthropes are humanity's evolutionary successor, and I am the paragon and progenitor of the lycanthropes... And let me just say ALL of you, will have a role to play in the new world order."

Some of them begin murmuring among themselves...

"But first, let me tell you of your role in this glorious new order..."

Actions.

>Eventually when humans grow content with my rulership, or fearful of it, we will go back to the classic Feudal times. The times when the lower class KNEW their place!
>All of you will provide funds to my newborn Reich, and in exchange left alone to your own devices.
>You will all follow in my footsteps, and I will slowly turn you from human-loving faggots into mean, lean, eating and killing machines.
>All of you have a duty, and that is to be examples of lycanthrope compassion, bravery, and general awesomeness. This means any cowards, degenerates, or otherwise dispicables will be removed from the pack!
>In this Reich, there are only three classes... The alphas, the betas, and the omegas...
>In the old days, when lycanthropes were but myths, we were considered to be sinners. But, under me and my father's guidance, we will be exemplars of the true faith... Catholicism.
>Oh, sorry. Let me lay down some ground rules...
>Write-In
>>
>>678445
>All of you have a duty, and that is to be examples of lycanthrope compassion, bravery, and general awesomeness. This means any cowards, degenerates, or otherwise dispicables will be removed from the pack!
>In the old days, when lycanthropes were but myths, we were considered to be sinners. But, under me and my father's guidance, we will be exemplars of the true faith... Catholicism.

You're my favorite QM. A little bit of /pol/ always makes things better.
>>
>>678445
>All of you have a duty, and that is to be examples of lycanthrope compassion, bravery, and general awesomeness. This means any cowards, degenerates, or otherwise dispicables will be removed from the pack!
>>
>>678455
Daww, thanks.
I don't really check other quests though, so I can't tell if the norm on /qst/ and /tg/ is SJW or /pol/ack.

"All of you have a duty, and that is to be examples of lycanthropic compassion, bravery, and general awesomeness. This means any cowards, degenerates, or otherwise despicable will be removed from the pack. And our goal only goes farther... In the old days, when lycanthropes were but myths, we were considered to be sinners... Us! Sinners! But under me and my father's guidence, we will guide lycanthrope to spirtual euphoria, unblighted by the communist atheist faggots, the mentally challenged Protestants... But the Orthodox are pretty chill."

"Yeah, fuck the protestants!" Yells one guy.

"Now... Of course, it's time for some ground rules."

Actions.

>Always remember that your better then everyone else who is a human!
>Don't go out into the street and eat people. That's bad.
>All of you should proudly bear nationalist symbols in your household and in life. Anyone who does not do so is a globalist and removed.
>Don't discriminate against other religions. They're generally alright.
>Actually, just do whatever you want.
>You have a few rules in mind...
>All of you should read Mein Kampf.
>You know how the traditional slav, or Polish man in general is regarded as being illiterate and generally incompetent? That changes today!
>Do you want to know why Poland isn't great anymore?! I can tell you why we failed in for the past hundred years! It has to do with one group in particular!
>All of you shall bear a cross to symbolize your zeal and dedication to God!
>Write-In
>>
>>678504
>You know how the traditional slav, or Polish man in general is regarded as being illiterate and generally incompetent? That changes today!
>No eating random people on the streets.
>>
>>678504
>All of you should proudly bear nationalist symbols in your household and in life. Anyone who does not do so is a globalist and removed.
>You know how the traditional slav, or Polish man in general is regarded as being illiterate and generally incompetent? That changes today!
>All of you shall bear a cross to symbolize your zeal and dedication to God!
#MakePolandGreatAgain
>>
"First, no eating random people, second, bear proudly nationalist symbols or else your a fucking globalist, second bear a cross so I don't confuse you for a fucking communist faggot, and last of all, my promise to all of you is how the traditional Slav will no longer regard himself, or the international community regard us as illiterate and incompetent. That changes today!"

Roll me a 1d20+5 to excite the crowd.
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>678554
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>678554
Please be high
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>678554
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>>678592
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>>678592
WHY?
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Critical Failure.

A few seconds settle.

"Fascist!" Someone yells. Then you feel a thud on your head... And it seems the crowd has begun to boo you out of the room, and a few shoes hit you in the head as you retreat, feelings hurt and in order to flee the hail of shoes at your face. You of course climb out of a window in the face of the angry suddenly anti-fascist mob inside of your second house.

Foiled yet again by the anti-fascists, it seems...

Actions.

>...Go back in there. You can take a few shoes, anti-fascists. Besides, they're just upper-class... They can't really hurt you.
>...You knew the wealthy can't handle a status change. They're all globalist jews, aren't they? What to do...
>Just head home. They're werewolves now, one way or the other they'll become like you.
>...You're their alpha. You aren't supposed to be a wreckage of a nationalist hero! (Determination, HARD)
>...Rethink your speech.
>...You bet a minority did this...
>...You had a stressful night and Ivanka's probably coming home soon. Just head home so you can get cozy.
>Write-in
>>
>>678617
>...You're their alpha. You aren't supposed to be a wreckage of a nationalist hero! (Determination, HARD)
>>
>>678617
>...You're their alpha. You aren't supposed to be a wreckage of a nationalist hero! (Determination, HARD)
>>
>>678617
>...You're their alpha. You aren't supposed to be a wreckage of a nationalist hero! (Determination, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to not be a wreckage.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>678636
>inb4 a nat one or they're all low
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>678636
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>678636
>>
10+4=14

Failure!

You try to regain your strength... But you just feel like a wreck, honestly. Some part of you just wants to go home and cry, while the other part just feels like taking a nap...

Actions.

>Try to deal with the raging mob inside the house!
>...You have too many pent up emotions. Head home.
>...Go home and send someone to deal with the raging ant-fascists.
>...They'll tire themselves out and you'll indoctrinate them once they find out getting out is going to be very hard. Head home.
>...You need a legitimiate nationalist nazi. Call Leopold.
>Write-in
>>
>>678688
>...You need a legitimiate nationalist nazi. Call Leopold.
>>
You head home, and begin to call up Leopold.

"Leopold, I need you to deal with some anti-fascist next door... Don't hurt them or anything, just... Convince them to at least give me a chance."

"Ja. Got it."

You hang up, and sigh. And sit on the couch.
You can't help but hear an "Umpf!" and you see that Kutyvoka was on it... And covered in blankets.

"Oh, sorry Kutyvoka... Where's Sabrina?"

"I'm not sure."

You sigh.

"I'll find her soon, don't worry..."

"Stojan?"

"What?"

"You look kind of sad. Did something happen?"

Actions.

>Rub her head softly.
>...Is it alright if I rest next to you?
>Can I tell you something?
>I'm uh... Just tired.
>...You know, I sort of miss when you were human.
>...I'm curious... Do you think Ivanka would agree to a open relationship?
>Write-In
>>
>>678743

>Rub her head softly.
>>
You rub her head softly.

"Everything's alright. Just go back to sleep, ok?"

"Alright Stojan..."

After a little bit she falls asleep and you get up... And you hear a truck pull up outside.

Actions.

>...Just go to bed.
>...You need to do something special for your wife in exchange for betraying her trust.
>...You should see what Ivanka and Hans do when alone. I mean, they seemed to get along well enough...
>...You know what the best way to avoid being claimed of cheating? When your wife and Hans open the door, claim that she's cheating on you with Hans...
>Write-In
>>
>>678743
>Rub her head softly.
>...Is it alright if I rest next to you?
>>
>>678772
>...You should see what Ivanka and Hans do when alone. I mean, they seemed to get along well enough...
>>
>>678772
>...You should see what Ivanka and Hans do when alone. I mean, they seemed to get along well enough...
Ivanka doesn't know we banged another woman right?
>>
She does not.

You decide to hide and watch Hans and Ivanka. The door opens.

"So, that's when I said to my commanding officer that he can keep his hands off of my shortbread because I was eating on guard duty. Of course, that was misinterpreted..."

She seems to laugh.

"You are funny for a short person."

"I bet I am... So, uh... Where's Stojan?"

"What about him?"

"He's supposed to... Nevermind. So uh, liked the date?"

"Yes. It was a nice change of pace."

"Wait, really? I mean... Thanks?"

"The part where you got ontop of a table and tried to threaten a man for looking at me was rather heroic of you."

"What? I didn't do it because he looked at you. He spilled wine on my favorite uniform..."

"Oh. Well, either way."

"So, yeah."

"You know, you aren't bad for a fascist."

"Well, yeah. You aren't bad for a communist either, I guess."

"Da." She sits in a chair while Hans sits on a sofa...

"So uh, where's Stojan?"

"How would I know, Comrade?"

"Erh, nothing... So uh, have you read any good books recently?"

"I don't really read."

"That's a bummer, ja?"

He seems to shuffle uncomfortably in the chair.

"I'm just going to go to work on t-"

"Why are you asking about comrade Stojan so much?"

"He was going to b- I mean, I'm just worried about him, alright?"

"Why?"

"...Uh... He said he wasn't feeling well recently?"

"Really?"

"Y-yeah. He had a... Stomach issue."

"I suppose that could be why he hasn't really been close to me recently."

"Erh, the two of you don't get along anymore?"

"What? Of course we do. He's just a fascist while I'm a communist. We argue plenty, but I assume come together."

"Right..."

"But... I'm going to bed now, comrade. I'm exhausted."

"Yeah..."

Ivanka gets up and goes to her bed, and you notice Hans wipe some sweat off of his head.

Actions.

>...Go talk to Hans.
>...Head to bed.
>...Just wait until both of them fall asleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>678855
>...Go talk to Hans.
>>
You go up to Hans, sneaking up to him as he tries to sleep on the couch. You shake him awake.

"Hey, wake up."

"Huh? What is it? Stojan?"

"Yeah."

"Hey. So uh, how did your... Thing go?"

Actions.

>...It went poorly... I already regret it.
>I'm sort of excited for next time...
>If I didn't want to lose face I'd already divorce my wife. Just saying.
>Well, right now I'm really wishing Catholicism allowed for polygamy.
>...First, how did your date go?
>Hey uh, thanks for covering for me. I owe you one.
>...Rub his head furiously.
>Write-In
>>
>>678855
>...Go talk to Hans.
>>
>>678888
>...It went poorly... I already regret it.
>...First, how did your date go?
I can just imagine Stojan converting to Mormonism so he can have multiple wives
>>
>>678888

>...It went poorly... I already regret it.
>>
"It went... Poorly. I already regret it."

"Aw man, that sucks. I'm sorry."

"Yeah... I did it and I just kept thinking about how my wife wouldn't like it."

"Right..."

"So, how did your date go?"

"...Good? She didn't eat anyone, and I actually got along with her pretty well."

"Huh."

"Yeah. So you aren't going to try an affair?"

Actions

>...It's just not for me... And I don't think she wants one either.
>Well... Goddamn it, I can't believe I'm saying this... Yes, I'm going to try.
>I feel the need to make this up to my wife somehow...
>Do you think she'd be alright with a open relationship?
>Wag your tail and say yes.
>No... I'm uh, going into penance for the next few days... And I'm stay as far away from her a I can possibly be.
>...Maybe. I don't know yet. She hasn't called.
>Listen, I owe you something for helping me...
>Write-In
>>
>>678951

>Well... Goddamn it, I can't believe I'm saying this... Yes, I'm going to try.
>>
>>678951
>No... I'm uh, going into penance for the next few days... And I'm stay as far away from her a I can possibly be.
>>
"...I don't know. I should try... But on the other hand, I feel deep regret. I should go into penance... Stay away from her."

You sit down next to Hans.

"...I'm just confused."

"What do you like about her?"

"...She's nice, can make a damned good meal, blond hair... Smells good... And great in bed."

"Well... Uh... Good luck with her then."

"No advice?"

"I mean, it's up to you."

"Yeah..."

"If it makes you feel better, I wish you luck."

Actions

>Headpat him.
>...Should I tell my wife?
>It's not regret for my wife I feel. It's regret from God. (Stojan becomes less caring about Ivanka)
>Hey... Uh, can I sleep out here with you? Not being homosexual or anything, but I don't want to be with my wife right now.
>...Man, being catholic sucks at times...
>...Do you think I should ask my dad what to do?
>Write-In
>>
>>679023
>...Should I tell my wife?
>>
>>679023
>...Do you think I should ask my dad what to do?
Might be a good idea just to talk to Nicolae in general
>>
"...Should I tell my wife or dad?"

"I mean, that's up to you man. I don't know them that much."

"...Should I?"

"I mean, I guess. I wouldn't tell your wife unless you wanted her pissed off..."

Actions.

>...I need to do this. I just need to get the regret off my shoulders.
>First, let me get a drink or two. Or three.
>...I need to tell my dad. He'll understand.
>...Move aside, I'm sleeping now. I'll do it in the morning.
>Write-in
>>
>>679023
>Headpat him.
>...Man, being catholic sucks at times...
>>
>>679045
>Get wasted
>>
>>679045
>First, let me get a drink or two. Or three.
>>
"...I'm going to get drunk now, if you need me."

"Got it."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to get intoxicated.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>679070
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>679070
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>679070
>>
14+4=18

Great Success!

In a few hours time, you are drunk and can barely think...

"Hansh?"

He seems to be sleeping, so you idly crawl over him.

"Yerh... Yerh' a good freundh Hans..."

Hans wakes up and spits out fur.

"Get off me, you're squishing me!"

You pat him idly on the head.

"Yerh jush jeluash..."

He squeezes out while you drink a bottle of rakija.

"Jesus, you're drunk."

"...Get meh murh..."

"What?"

"Murh damn it! I cannaugh tell muh waifiu shit if I'm sober..."

"I think you drunk a enough. You're going to end up Scottish at this rate."

You can't understand why he's so confused by what your saying. In your mind it's completely and intelligently formulated, similar to a what gentleman says. Does he think your drunk or something?

Actions.

>...Your right. I am going to tell my wife everything! She'll understand clearly!
>Get more. I still feel a little sober.
>What's wrong with being scottish, lad?
>...I'm going to drive to my dad's apartment and talk.
>I'm... I'm going to see if Martha's busy... It's only been two hours...
>Pass out on the couch.
>Write-In
>>
>>679130
>Get more. I still feel a little sober.
>What's wrong with being scottish, lad?
>I'm... I'm going to see if Martha's busy... It's only been two hours...
>>
>>679130
>Pass out on the couch.
>>
>>679130
>I'm... I'm going to see if Martha's busy... It's only been two hours...
>>
"...I'm... I'muh shee if Marthua's bushy... It's only been wha... Two hoursh?"

He sighs somewhat.

"Fucking hell..."

Actions.

>...I'll... I'll call her.
>I might be a little intoxicated. Could you drive me to her place?
>...I'm going to drive to her place... Could you keep my wife distracted or asleep?
>Come on... She's like a rose or an angel... Or something...
>Write-In
>>
>>679185
>I might be a little intoxicated. Could you drive me to her place?
>>
"I mugh... I mught be a littluh.... Intoxicated. Could youh drive me to herh plachu?"

"Erh... Listen, I think you just lay down and sleep it off."

"But..."

"Come on, go to sleep."

You grab Hans by the throat.

"Yer... Yer gonna drive me or I'll... I'll eat yer ears..."

"Calm down, jesus... I'll drive you there, ok?"

"...Good..." You drunkingly pat him on the head, and he directs you to your truck. You melt into the back, too drunk to actually stand, and he begins to drive you to Martha's home.

After a little bit, the truck stops right at Adrian's mansion, and you fall out of the truck, literally... And get back up.

"So, we're here. What are we doing?"

Actions.

>...Well, I'll knock on the door.
>...Why are we here again?
>It'll be like Goldy Locks... Try to climb up into the second story or something.
>I'll uh... Kick down the door... Yeah...
>Could you do it? I'm just gonna... Pass out now.
>...I'm going to sing her a lovely song... Or something...
>Headpat the short lizard...
>Write-In
>>
>>679233
>Actually, I should go check on Leopold.
>>
>>679233
>It'll be like Goldy Locks... Try to climb up into the second story or something.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go to Leopold!
2=Goldy Locks!
>>
>>679233
>It'll be like Goldy Locks... Try to climb up into the second story or something.
>>
Well, since we got a vote last minute I'm counting it.
Writing now.
>>
"It'll bueh... Like Goldy locks! I'mah climb up to the second story!"

"...I don't know if I should stop you or watch."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to climb while drunk.
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>679293
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>679293
>>
10+3=13

Failure!

You slightly climb up, then fall back on the ground with an audible thud.

"Owh..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can keep at it and not pass out.
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>679346
>>
After trying time and time again, you finally manage to climb up to one of the windows... Which seems to be a bathroom...

Actions.

>No, try to climb towards the bedroom!
>Break into the bathroom!
>...Silently carve the glass if you can. (Agility, HARD)
>Try to get ontop of the roof!
>This is stupid... Climb back down.
>>
>>679386
>Break into the bathroom!
>>
>>679386

>No, try to climb towards the bedroom!
>>
>>679400
Changing to bedroom
>>
You crawl silently towards the bedroom, where you see Adrian and his wife sleeping... The windows are all locked, and you see in the corner of your eye a shotgun on the wall...

Actions.

>...Just watch her. Don't do anything else.
>...Break in!
>Try to carve through the glass! (Agility, HARD, RISKY)
>...You need to find a silenter way inside...
>Climb back down. This is creepy.
>...Knock on the window.
>Write-In
>>
>>679442
>...Knock on the window.
>>
>>679442
>Climb back down. This is creepy.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to see who wakes up, her or her husband.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>679488
>>
>>679485
Shit, didn't see your post. Waiting ten more minutes to see if anyone vetoes..
>>
>>679500
Nah, it's fine. I was late.
>>
>>679505
Got it anon. Nevermind then.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>679500
Voting for knocking
>>679488
>>
9

Failure!

You see Adrian slowly get up, and you lower your head. The light above turns on.

"Martha? Did you hear something?"

"...Huh? I think..."

"...I think someone's out there. Stay here while I go look."

You peak up, and see that Adrian's grabbed his shotgun and left the room, while Maria stays in bed.

Actions.

>...Break in!
>Knock again!
>...Wait for her husband to come out, and see if you can pounce on him. This would be so easier if she's a widow... Or you force her husband to accept the affair.
>Write-in
>>
>>679539
>...Wait for her husband to come out, and see if you can pounce on him. This would be so easier if she's a widow... Or you force her husband to accept the affair.
>>
You wait for her husband to open the door and come out...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to pounce him!
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>679577
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>679577
I go eat some goddamn bread in a restaurant and do some smalltalk and I come back to this?
>>
16

Minor Success!

You wait for the door to open, and you pounce on him, knocking him to the ground, his face in the dirt.

"What the hell are you doing!? Let go!"

Actions.

>Knock him out, quickly!
>Shit, I thought you were someone else! Sorry!
>She doesn't need a living husband. Kill him. (Stojan becomes a little more brutish)
>Infect him!
>I want you out of the house for a few hours, got it?!
>Yell for Hans to restrain him or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>679610
>She doesn't need a living husband. Kill him. (Stojan becomes a little more brutish)
Something something David
>>
>>679610
>Shit, I thought you were someone else! Sorry!
Let's NOT kill him.
>>
Going to wait twenty minutes.

>>679620
Also, why the fuck are you trying to kill her husband? I wasn't expecting this to escalate from 0-100 so fast.
>>
>>679641
Drunk slavs
>>
>>679662
>drunk slavs lmao let's kill some guy after fucking his wife
>drunk slavs lmao conscript pretzels
Anon, I...
>>
>>679610
Voting this >>679620
>>
If anons can give me a good reason why you should kill this man. Give me a in-character reason. I don't want some fucking
>drunk slavs
Bullshit. I want a in-character reason on why a regretful Stojan would murder someone he slightly likes.

I'll give you fifteen minutes.
>>
>>679751
According to the Catholic church, sleeping with a married woman is a sin while doing it with a widow isn't. Because Stojan can't control his lust, he kills Adrian so he won't sin anymore :^)
>>
I'm going to give this until tommorow when I wake up anons. Then we'll see the rest of the anons decide.

>Kill Adrian
>This was a mistake!
>>
>>679831
Kill
>>
>>679831
>This was a mistake!
>>
>This was a mistake!

Werewolf Reich episode II the edgepire strikes back!
>>
In a mere instant your drunkenness dissipates and you realize what you did.

"Shit! I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else!"

You get off of him and try to help him up, and he grunts in pain.

"Agh... Can you help me inside? My back hurts like hell..."

"Sure."[\b]

You help him up and bring him to a chair which he sits down in.

"Why are you here anyways?"

Actions

>I decided to visit?
>Your wife left something at the party.
>Some criminal was around here. That's why I pounced you.
>I... I wanted to visit your wife.
>Your wife and I... Well, we're in a relationship now.
>I got to go.
>Listen, I should drive you to a clinic or something, ok?
>Are you alright?
>Where's your wife?
>Write In

Just woke up for a min anons.
>>
>>680440
>Some criminal was around here. That's why I pounced you.
>I wanted to get them from above if they were downstairs.
>>
>>680440
I have an important assignment for you, you need to head off to Ukraine now!
>>
>>680440
>Some criminal was around here. That's why I pounced you.
>Are you alright?

Never should've slept with a another woman. 1 it's unchristian and might lead down a worse path which it almost did. 2 Ivanka would kill us if she found out and I at least want to keep Ivanka.
>>
"There was a criminal around here comrade. That's why I pounced you. I wanted to get them from above if they were down in your yard."

"Yeah..."

"So, are you going to be alright?"{/b]

"My back hurts like hell... I think I am. I'm not sure though."

You hear Martha come down the stairs.

"Adrian? I thought I heard a loud thu-" She sees you and Adrian, and her head turns a little downwards. Most likely in shame.

"Erh, is something wrong?"

"Nothing... Why don't I make the two of you some tea?"

"Thank you..."

"Yeah..." You let out a burp of alcohol. And you see Hans waving at you from the kitchen window, mouthing if he should come in.

Actions.

>...Mouth back no.
>Mouth back yes.
>Ignore him completely.
>...I think I should get a professional doctor to see what's wrong with your back. I'll carry you to my truck, ok?
>Martha, come on. What he needs is Polish vodka. Got any?
>...Erh, I think I see the criminal outside! I'll see you all later!
>Write-in
>>
>>681206
>Mouth back yes.

I'm surprised we haven't played the "sympathy card" yet. If the Americans knew we were Nazi experiment test subjects that's probably some free good will.
>>
>>681206
>...Mouth back no.

>>681228
I think they do. In the beginning, after breaking out of the complex wehere we were being experimented on, we met with an American general and mentioned what happened. It also showed OP doesn't know canine anatomy
>>
>>681246
Ooh
>It also showed OP doesn't know canine anatomy

And that has to sting like a mother fucker.
>>
Fuck right off. I'm terrible at anatomy. Stop anatomy shaming me.

You mouth back a yes to Hans, and he ducks down.

You take a seat at the table, and see Adrian look towards the door, and see Hans walk in.

"What the hell is that thing?"

"I'm a Kobold. Short lizard manlet, at your service."

"Come on, take a seat. We're waiting for tea."

"...Right. So, I'm Hans."

Adrian just seems confused and rubs his eyes.

"...Have I been drinking?"

Actions

>Pat Hans on the head.
>Come on, it's not utterly biologically impossible for a short humanoid lizard?
>Come on, don't you want your own personal humanoid lizard? They're pretty adorable.
>Yeah, you have. A lot.
>...Hans, entertain him while I help Martha with the tea, ok?
>He's a good friend, so don't worry about it.
>Stop discriminating against Han's manlet status.
>...Shittalk Hans?
>Write-In
>>
>>681264
>Come on, it's not utterly biologically impossible for a short humanoid lizard?
>Stop discriminating against Han's manlet status.
Kobolds are a step below Lycanthropes. They deserve to be treated with respect.
>>
"Come on, it's not utterly biologically impossible for a short humanoid lizard. And stop discriminating against his manlet status, they're a step below kobolds and DESERVE to be treated with respect."

"I'm not discriminating against him!"

'Really?"

Actions.

>Yeah, I believe you.
>The only thing that gets me angrier then communists, is racists!
>I bet your racist against werewolves as well.
>...Maybe you can make a killing off of this whole racism thing... Demand he pay a fine of five-hundred dollars due to "racist behavior."
>I don't know why it's so hard for you humans to not think their's other species.
>Let's talk about something else, ok?
>Write-In

Will the dead may-may make a return? Will WLM be resurrected from beyond the grave? Or is the may-may too dead to be hip and cool?
>>
>>681310
>I don't know why it's so hard for you humans to not think their's other species.
>Let's talk about something else, ok?
Memes never die. They just go to facebook
>>
Or... 9gag.
Dear God...

"I don't know why it's so hard for you humans to not think their are other species... But let's talk about something else."

He yawns slightly, and you see Martha carry over two cups of tea, one for you and one for Adrian. She puts them down, and sees something...

"Erh, Stojan... Do you have a reptilian tail?"

"What? No."

"That's me. I'm right down here."

She leans over slightly and sees Hans, and and backs away.

"What?"

"I didn't... I thought there were only werewolves and humans?"

"There's kobolds also... But it's fine."

"Yeah."

"...Can I have some tea, fraulein?"

"Erh, sure."

He looks over to you.

"In case your wondering, women love the tail. And also think I'm fucking adorable."

"Erh, why are you telling me this?"

"What? I'm just saying."

You sigh slightly.

"Come on, let's just think about other stuff."

Adrian sips down on his tea calmly.

"I think I'm going to bed soon enough... Do any of you need anything?"

Actions.

>...I uh, hurt my foot. I might need to stay the night over. And Hans will have to take care of me... (Charisma)
>Thanks for the tea, we're going now.
>Shit, I nearly forgot to give something to your wife. Can I be excused for a moment?
>...Hans, stop talking shit. There's a reason why all the girls love me and not you.
>I'm sorry for the back and I wish you get better.
>Write-In
>>
>>681362
>I'm sorry for the back and I wish you get better.
>Write-In: come on Hans, we have a criminal to catch. (And start actually hunting a criminal. Karkmann can use a test subject in the future.)
>>
>>681382
This
>>
"I'm sorry for the back and I hope you get better... But come on Hans, we have a criminal to catch."

"Right?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find a criminal.
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>681390
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>681390
We should have Karkmann see Hans or give him a DNA sample if we want more Kobolds in the future.
>>
>>681396
Satan damn it.
>>
Critical Failure!

It seems driving a truck while semi-drunk isn't exactly the best idea, as you crash it into a tree and pass out.

You wake up a few hours outside of town with Hans apparently sleeping.

"...Ergh... What happened?"
You also note you have a heavy hangover.

He wakes up suddenly, and looks towards you.

"You crashed the truck into a tree, then you fell asleep and I dragged you back here."

"Where's the truck?"

"Down in the tenements. Probably looted by now."

"Why didn't you wake me up?"

"You wouldn't wake up! You just passed out!"

Actions.

>...Ivanka's probably wondering where we're at. Let's just head home.
>What?! My truck! I had a relationship with it! It was the only truck able to carry me around! We must rescue it!
>...Let's find some criminals. I can get a new truck later. And even though it would be hard because it's midday, I believe in myself and you.
>Thanks for... Why did you drag me out anyways?
>Headpat Hans for dragging you that far.
>Punch Hans for abandoning your truck.
>Write-In
>>
>>681445
>...Let's find some criminals. I can get a new truck later. And even though it would be hard because it's midday, I believe in myself and you.
>Thank Hans
>>
"Thanks Hans." You give him a headpat on the head and get up.

"Now, come on. Let's find some criminals..."

Roll me a 1d20-1 to find criminals.
>>
Rolled 5 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>681467
>>
Allowing samefagging anons.
>>
Rolled 19 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>
19-1=18

Good Success!

After searching around for a bit, you find two hoodlums trying to mug some teen. You and Hans are luckily behind them... And ready to attack. The hoodlums have one man armed with a pistol, and another with a bat.

Actions.

>...Sneak up carefully behind them. (Stealth)
>HUSSAR CHARGE! (Strength, +2)
>Ask if Hans can burrow beneath them...
>Yell to distract them!
>Halt criminal scum! You have violated the law!
>...You have a crazy idea. What if you JUMPED on them from above? Try to climb the nearest building next to you. (Strength, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>681534
>HUSSAR CHARGE! (Strength, +2)
>>
>>681534
>HUSSAR CHARGE! (Strength, +2)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9
>>
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>681555
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>681555
>>
12+9=21

Success!

You charge forward, and knock them aside into the wall. The teen begins to make a run for it, and the two hoodlums begin to get up... Hans seems to be trying to sneak up behind the one with the gun, so you decide to focus on he one with a baseball bat...

Actions.

>...Roar in his face. That might get him to surrender. (Intimidation)
>Uppercut? Uppercut. (Strength)
>Pin him on the ground! (Strength)
>Hussar Charge him, even if he's close to a wall! (Strength, +2, may hurt you)
>Write-In
>>
>>681612
>Uppercut? Uppercut. (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9 for punching.
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>681642
>>
12+7=19
Fucked up on the roll, since you get a +2 whenever you hussar charge
Minor Success

You punch the hoodlum up into the air and he comes back down with a thud. You of course begin to restrain him and he struggles to get out.

Actions.

>Restrain him and knock him out.
>...You only need one subject. Nom him.
>Infect him?
>Tell the criminal scum that he's violated the law and he's going to serve his sentence.
>...What's a little police brutality? Stomp him a little until he stops resisting. (Strength)
>...Good way to stop a criminal from resisting arrest? Terrify him. By roaring into his ear. (Intimidation)
>Write-in
>>
>>681683
>Restrain him and knock him out.
>>
You restrain and knock him out, and you move onto the next guy, who's aiming a pistol right at you... And it seems Hans is sneaking up right behind him.

"Don't move or I'll shoot!" He says.

Actions.

>Hands up, don't shoot!
>...Yeah, look behind you pal.
>Charge him! (Strength, +2)
>Roll to cover! (Agility)
>Distract him so Hans can do... Something. (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>681759
>Distract him so Hans can do... Something. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2, additional +2 if you can say or do something distracting!
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>681776
Think about what you're doing. You could be off doing more with your life instead of mugging people on the street.

Messed up my first roll.
>>
16+4=20

Good Success!

"Think about what you're doing! You could be off doing more with your life instead of mugging people on the street!"

He briefly considers it, until Hans jumps on his back and you rush him to the ground, restraining him.
Now of course, you get to bring these guys back to City Hall...

After an hour and fifteen minutes of walking and avoiding people, you arrive at city hall and go directly to Karkmann's office. You knock on the door.

"Karkmann?"

The door opens up.

"What? I'm busy komrade."

You look behind him, and see a handful of Geology books..."

"...That girl coming over?"

"She'll be here in a hour, komrade. What do you need?"

Actions.

>I have some test subjects for you.
>...Oooh, can I help you woo a girl?
>...I wanted to introduce you to Hans.
>Hey uh, is my dad here today? I need to talk to him a little.
>Damn it Karkmann, I asked you to research laser technology, not fuck around with geology.
>...Hey uh, how's the laser tech going?
>Could you stop with the laser tech and focus on making spider-knights and kobolds?
>Write-In
>>
>>681851
>I have some test subjects for you.
>...I wanted to introduce you to Hans.
>>
"I have some test subjects for you, Karkmann."

"And you won't let Ivanka or Kutyvoka eat them?"

"What? No."

"Right... And what's with the short lizardman?"

"This is Hans."

"Hi."

"He's a kobold..."

"I see. Well, thank you for the test subjects... Any particular order you want me to work on?"

"Well, first how long with laser tech take?"

"About a year in my current conditions."

"What about the Kobold and Spidermen project?"

"About eight months?"

Actions.

>...Well then. I'll see about constructing a laboratory. Because that is way too long.
>...Hm... Could I get you some more scientists? Would that help?
>Focus on the spidermen and kobold thing.
>...Just curious, did you know who worked on the Kobold and Spiderman project?
>Hold on, I'm curious... Could you replicate that amulet thing that lets you speak other languages?
>Work faster, ok?
>Is there anything I can do to speed that up? We don't have a year!
>Write-In
>>
>>681900
>Focus on the spidermen and kobold thing.
>...Just curious, did you know who worked on the Kobold and Spiderman project?
>>
>>681900
>...Well then. I'll see about constructing a laboratory. Because that is way too long.
>...Hm... Could I get you some more scientists? Would that help?
Karkmann's science harem when?
>>
"I'll see about getting more scientists, and getting you a laboratory... But I want you to focus on the spidermen and kobold project."

"Right... Wait, more scientists?"

"Well, yeah."

"...I liked working alone."

"Oh come on, seriously?"

"What?"

"I need it done fast... Just curious, do you know who worked on the Kobold and Spidermen project?"

"That was kept secret from me, so no."

"I see."

Actions.

>So you don't like working with other people? How the hell did you get anything done?
>I love you scientist types. You all can't fucking handle talking to other people but can make weapons that would make Stalin piss his pants.
>Fine, I'll see about just getting you your own private laboratory.
>...Right, well this is an order that you're going to be working with other people.
>Hey uh, do you have time to talk about your girlfriend?
>Oh come on, you'll love meeting other scientists. Who are also probably autistic like you.
>Write-In
>>
>>682013
>So you don't like working with other people? How the hell did you get anything done?
>Oh come on, you'll love meeting other scientists. Who are also probably introverted like you.
I think it's good not to use autistic in front of Karkmann face.
>>
"So you don't like working with other people? How the hell did you get anything done?"

"Well, you never know if another scientist is going to steal your work and your credit or plagiarize you. But most of the time we use lab assisstants instead of other scientists."

"Why?"

"Because they don't have the skills to steal our work, of course."

"I see... But come on, you'll love meeting other scientists. Who are also probably introverted like you."

"Until they try to steal my work and run off into the woods."

"Are all of you nazi scientists this paranoid?"

"Well, yes. Of course we are when it comes to OTHER scientists!"

Actions.

>Listen, don't worry about your work being stolen. All that matters is the future of Poland.
>Fine, treat them as lab assistants then.
>...You'll work with other scientists, damn it.
>Let's talk about something else, ok?
>I got to go. Sorry.
>Write-In
>>
>>682119
>Listen, don't worry about your work being stolen. All that matters is the future of Poland.
>Fine, treat them as lab assistants then or have them work on another project. You'll be the lead guy getting all their work.
>>
>>682119
>Listen, don't worry about your work being stolen. All that matters is the future of Poland.
>Fine, treat them as lab assistants then.
>>
"Fine, treat them as lab assistants then. But don't worry about your work being stolen, ok?"

"Fine... So, do you need anything else?"

Actions.

>No, not really. I'll see you around then, Karkmann.
>If you do well, I might just consider you a member of my family.
>...Would you mind if I and Hans helped you out with your girlfriend?
>I have a question to ask... (Specify)
>Write-In
>>
>>682202
>No, not really. I'll see you around then, Karkmann.
>>
>>682202

>No, not really. I'll see you around then, Karkmann.
>Good luck!
>>
"No, not really. Good luck though, Karkmann."

"Ja."'

You take your leave...

Actions.

>...You should stay in the city hall and manage the country. You never did complete that invasion, and constructing a laboratory has to happen at SOME point.
>No... You'll just head home. That sounds good.
>...Actually, you sort of want some time away from the shit that's happening at home. Maybe you and Hans could head to the castle and explore the portal a little?
>...Martha? Well... Maybe you could call her and arrange to meet her somewhere.
>...You need to see your dad. Now.
>Write-In
>>
>>682263
>...You need to see your dad. Now.
>>
You decide to see your father... Which is yet another hour walk across the city. Hans sticks with you since he claims he'd get lost, and you eventually find your dad's apartment.

"So uh, why are we going to your dad's apartment?"

Actions.

>...Affair? I thought that might be a little important.
>Well, I felt like seeing about some son-father bonding time. Maybe.
>...I wanted to introduce him to you, I guess.
>Hey uh, could you steal someone's car? That would be nice.
>Well, I'm here to make him less whiny about what I do for a living. Which is eating people I don't like.
>...Can you just go home? Please?
>Ignore him and enter the apartment.
>Write-In
>>
>>682327
>Well, I felt like seeing about some son-father bonding time. Maybe.
I think he's facing some personal difficulties with being a Lycanthrope
>>
>>682327
>...I wanted to introduce him to you, I guess.
>>
>>682371
Honestly I'm curious if the qm will get annoyed enough to Implement rocks fall everyone dies.
>>
"I felt like some father-son bonding time... And trying to get him used to being a lycanthrope. Also introduce him to you."

"Right... Well, let's not keep him waiting then."

After ascending a few flights of stairs you come up to your father's apartment. You knock a few times... And your father opens it.

"Erh, hello?"

"Hey, dad."

"Stojan?"

"Yeah... So uh, can I come in?"

"Sure... Erh, what's with th-"

"I'm Hans. Kobold, at your service."

"Yeah."

He opens the door and the two of you take a seat.

"So, what do you need, Stojan?"

Actions.

>I was wondering... Would you like to come with me sometime? You know, eat some people, that sort of thing?
>I uh... I need your advice about women.
>Just curious, dad... But uh, I think I did something I really regret.
>Is it alright if I sleep here for tonight? I don't want to go back home.
>Can I get something to drink or eat?
>...I was wondering if you wanted to help me against the Slovaks. I'm having a hard time taking them over.
>Write-In
>>
>>682493
>Can I get something to drink or eat?
>>
"Well, could I have something to eat or drink?"

"I suppose, if you like water and beef."

"...That works."

After a little bit of cooking, your father puts a slab of... Burnt, unrecognizable beef infront of you.

"...I think it would taste better raw."

"Well... Yes. I didn't know if you wanted it cooked or not."

"Ah. Well... Thanks anyways."

You chew slightly on the charred meat, which of course is terrible.

"So, what exactly do you need from me?"

Actions.

>...Need from you? I just wanted to come over and say hello. Nothing more.
>...Could I get some raw meat instead, please?
>So uh, how's it been without mom?
>I was wondering if you could invite the family over again.
>I'm about to go on a trip to Moscow... I got to get someone's family. You want to come?
>...Just curious, do you consider yourself a werewolf or a human?
>Dad... I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me a little. We haven't seen each other much.
>...Why don't the three of us go to bar?
>Write-In
>>
>>682643
>So uh, how's it been without mom?
>Write-In: have you had any strange ideas or desires lately?
>>
"So, how's it been without mom?"

"...Well, I've been mostly living off of raw meat."

"I can see that."

"I do miss her and the rest of the kids though..."

"...Right, right... So uh, have you had any strange ideas or desires lately?"

"...A little. How did you know?"

"You did tell me about how you began to think you were better then everyone else."

"Right... Well, not everyone... Only humans."

"Right, and what do you think about them?"

He thinks for a brief second, and bows his head a little low.

"Stojan, I'd rather talk about something else..."

Actions.

>Come on dad. You can tell me. (Charisma)
>...You want to eat someone, don't you?
>Let me guess, your beginning to think them inferior to you?
>Do you pity them for not being like you?
>Dad, I'm your alpha. And therefor you need to tell me.
>Well, sure. If this is a uncomfortable topic, we should.
>Hans? Can you leave the room? This is kind of between me and my dad.
>...Listen, everyone goes through this. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
>Write-In
>>
>>682814
>Come on dad. You can tell me. (Charisma)
>Hans? Can you leave the room? This is kind of between me and my dad.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>682863
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>682863
>>
16+4=20

Good Success!


"Hans? Can you leave the room? This is kind of between us and my dad."

"I got it."

Hans leaves the room.

"Come on, you can tell me."

He sighs a little.

"It's... I feel like I can barely relate to humans, you understand?"

"Keep talking."

"It's... Well, it's like I'm sort of disappointed they aren't more like us. I don't know why I think this though. I can barely relate to them now, you know?"

"So you'd like people to be more like us?"

"...I guess... I want to go back to being human. I saw what happened to you and I feel like it's beginning to happen to me."

"What?"

"I'm stronger then a human, faster, that sort of thing... But I feel like I'll misuse it. That I'll forget I was human at some point."

"Have you ate anyone recently?"

"...No... But earlier today I nearly felt like doing so. It just seemed right."

"I see."

Actions

>I think you're just getting stressed out.
>...I'm sorry that I infected you, if that makes you feel better.
>...The important thing is that you resisted the urge to do that.
>Do you not like eating people?
>I know that feeling. The sort where you feel like you should do something but don't? I sort of had that last night when I accidentally pounced someone.
>...I think you and I need to do something together.
>Dad, our race are basically warriors. We need to fight something once in a while, and I don't think you have.
>Write-In
>>
>>683102
>...The important thing is that you resisted the urge to do that.
>...I think you and I need to do something together.
Write-in
>I think you should start conversing and associating with other Lycanthropes, other of your kind.
>>
"Well, the important thing is that you resisted the urge to do that. But I think you should start conversing and associating with other lycanthropes. Others of your kind."

"I'll take your advice then, Stojan..."

"But... I think you and I need to do something together."

"What?"

Actions.

>...That's easy. We're taking a trip to the frontline!
>...Have you ever gone to Slovakia?
>I think there's a bar down the street.
>...Why don't we go on a trip to my personal castle? You know, that portal we have?
>I think we should lower crime in the local area, if you know what I mean.
>...I think we need to see our family again, if only for a little while.
>Write-in
>>
>>683280
>Let's go looking for treasure. I'be found so much that you won't believe it. It's something out of a fantasy book
>>
>>683280
>...Why don't we go on a trip to my personal castle? You know, that portal we have?
>>
Waiting fifteen more minutes.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Look for treasure together!
2=...Portal?
>>
"Come on dad, let's go look for treasure. I found so much that you won't believe it... It's something out of a fantasy book."

"...Well, sure. Some time away from the city is bound to do me some good."

Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>683591
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>683591
I like how treasure hunting is just a de facto thing to do in quests when the other options don't sit.
>>
Allowing for samefag.
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>inb4 nat one
>>
Critical Failure.

You and your day search around the forest all day. And find quite literally nothing. At least until you realize your slightly lost in the forest. You try walking in a straight line for a few hours, until you and your dad come across a small cabin in the woods with a light on... Since it's about nightfall, anyways.

"...Well, we've been searching for hours, have no idea where we are, and are lost completely and utterly."

"Well, there's a cabin i-" You hear your father's stomach growl.

"...I think the two of us need something to eat. Well, we have some rations."

"Right, right... So what were you saying a few hours? How there was so much treasure that I wouldn't believe it?"

Actions.

>Oh, sod off dad.
>...Hungry, eh? Well, there's probably a person inside, you know.
>Come on, let's just make camp somewhere else.
>...If I lived in a cabin, I'd be honored to receive a king and his father. Let's see if anyone's home.
>...Come on, if we're lucky we can find my castle and treasure hunt somewhere with... Well, weird shit.
>Fine, let's see you try to find treasure.
>...Let's just eat some of your badly burnt meat rations, right.
>Write-in
>>
>>683891
>Oh, sod off dad.
Let's see if there's anyone in the cabin
>>
I'll be back once the debate is over.
Sorry anons.
>>
>>683997
#Hillary4prison
>>
Gonna give a small update before the storm in the debate.

"Oh, sod off dad. Let's see if anyone's inside, alright?"

"Right."

The two of you sneak up to a small window, and see a lone hunter apparently going to sleep. The light goes off, and the human hunter gets into bed. Your dad seems to stare at him.

"Dad?"

"Huh? Oh... Sorry. He just looks..."

"Tasty?"

"A little."

Actions

>Dad, think of your family. Don't think about anything else. Just remind yourself of your family, your human family whenever you see someone. (Dad tries to improve and try to remain "humanish")
>Dad, eat some rations. It does the job. (Nothing happens)
>Dad... Just think, we're better then him. But that doesn't give us an excuse to eat him. (Dad becomes a little more of a superiority concept towards humans.)
>Let's move along, shall we?
>...Listen, if you want you can eat him. It's fine. It's natural. (Dad will lean a little more towards lycanthropy and accepting it.)
>>
>>684176
>...Listen, if you want you can eat him. It's fine. It's natural. (Dad will lean a little more towards lycanthropy and accepting it.)
>>
>>684176
>...Listen, if you want you can eat him. It's fine. It's natural. (Dad will lean a little more towards lycanthropy and accepting it.)
I'm not saying he should eat him but I want Nicolae to be body and Lycanthrope positive.

Also this debate is interesting af
>>
>>684176
>Dad, think of your family. Don't think about anything else. Just remind yourself of your family, your human family whenever you see someone. (Dad tries to improve and try to remain "humanish")
>>
Oh yeah, Trump's winning it. Sounds like he has a cold though.

"Listen, if you want you can eat him. It's fine. It's natural."

"Sto-"

"Come on, do what you want."

Roll me a 1d20 to see if he can do it or not.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>684338
I am leaning towards Trump winning right now.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>684338
I fucking hate Hillary so badly.
>>
>>684393
Her facial expressions when Trump's talking are creepy in my opinion. She's either staring at him in a spiteful manner or she's smiling for no apperantly reason.
>>
>>684409
Shes just generally a really bad person. I'll never forget her leaving Soldiers behind with Obama when they were pleading for reinforcements because it might offend another country. Nobody is left behind and nobody dies unless they really need too.
>>
13

Failure!

"...I can't."

"Why not?"

"He's an innocent man, and we have rations we can eat."

Actions.

>You're right, I'll hand you some rations.
>Dad, you know that your goody-two-shoes attitude pisses me off a little, right?
>...But wouldn't human taste better? Come on. (Charisma)
>You shouldn't be afraid to eat someone. Come on.
>If you won't, I will.
>...That's the kind of attitude the lycanthrope community needs.
>Come on, you're doing him a favor. Because then you'll see ME deal with him. (Intimidation)
>Write-In

Personally I fucking hate her because she's a lying bitch and a SJW. Enough said.
>>
>>684448
>...But wouldn't human taste better? Come on. (Charisma)
I'm mostly worried about Hillary continuing the same path as Obama.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4, additional +2 if you can give him a good argument why.

Yeah. Obama's a fuckwad.
>>
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>684532
Obama care? that a good reason?
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>684532
This human has a lot of muscle since works a lot
>>
10/10

But I fucking hate Obama since he said he'd put the UK on the backburner if UKIP won Brexit, and we did.

Critical Success!

"Come on, he has a lot of muscle... Don't you want some of it?"

"...That's a... Good point." He seems to be drooling a little.

"D-" You say, as he jumps through the window and bolts straight towards the startled hunter. He jumps on him, and struggles with the hunter for a bit before biting off his head, and begins to chew. You of course climb in and wait for your dad to finish. All he leaves behind is a bloody skeleton.

"...Dad?"

"I hate to admit it... But he tasted great."

He rubs his mouth on his arm.

"Well, yeah. I try to restrict myself."

"I can see why... And now I feel bad."

"Why?"

"I just murdered someone... A civilian. He wasn't doing anything."

Great...

Actions.

>Dad, you were hungry and it's your right.
>...You see why? We only eat those who try to hurt us. So consider that good.
>...Come on... I think we should find a few more meals for you... Maybe so you get a bit stronger as well.
>You were in the army. You probably accidentally killed a civilian at one point or the other.
>...But you have to admit you want more, don't you?
>...Not used to killing civilians?
>You get used to it, don't worry.
>Why don't we loot his place?
>Write-In
>>
>>684639

>Dad, you were hungry and it's your right.
>...You see why? We only eat those who try to hurt us. So consider that good.

>Tfw you still haven't filed arctical 50 to leave
>>
>>684639
>You were in the army. You probably accidentally killed a civilian at one point or the other.

DESU I think Boris Johnson was right when he said Barack Obama harbors negative feelings towards Britain because of his Kenyan roots.
>>
>>684676
>tfw all niggers just naturally hate the white man for trying to industrialize them.
>>
>tfw President Meganigga think he can boss UK around
>tfw he fucked up and we won simply because he did that
>rip President Meganigga

"Dad, you were hungry and it's your right. But do you see why? We only eat people who try to hurt us... And beside, you were in the army. You probably accidentally killed a civilian at one point or the other."

"...Stojan, I served in the Great War and narrowly survived that. I was lucky to return home. And as far as I remember, I never had to kill an unarmed civilian."

"I know, I know..."

"So, should we make camp here or move on?"

Actions.

>Let's move on. We'll try to find some treasure or something before nightfall.
>...Come on, let's see if the Russians have any conscripts stuck behind our lines. They taste great.
>...Can't we pillage the countryside?
>...Come on, if we keep walking in one direction we'll find civilization or something.
>Let's head to bed, alright? I call dibs on the bed here.
>...You seem kind of down, dad. I think I know a way to cheer you up... Belly rub?
>Write-In
>>
>>684742
>...Come on, let's see if the Russians have any conscripts stuck behind our lines. They taste great.
>>
>>684742
>...Come on, let's see if the Russians have any conscripts stuck behind our lines. They taste great.
>>
"Come on, let's see if the Russians have any conscripts stuck behind our lines. They taste great."

"...Stojan, I just ate someone, and I'm already regretting it..."

Actions

>...You liked it, didn't you? Come on, what's a few more?
>Come on, conscripts aren't human. Or lycanthrope. They're fodder for our stomachs.
>Your right... Let's just stay here.
>...Who said you were going to eat anyone else? I'm starving!
>...You'd be doing a service to Poland...
>Write-In
>>
>>684831
>...Who said you were going to eat anyone else? I'm starving!
>...You'd be doing a service to Poland...
>>
>>684840
This
>>
"Who said you were going to eat anyone else? I'm starving! Besides, if you do eat any conscripts, you'd be doing a service to Poland."

He sighs a little.

"...I'll come along and calm you down then in case you get too into it."

Roll me a 1d20+4 for finding conscripts
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>684892
Brutal.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>684892
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>684892
>>
8+4=12

Failure!

You and your father fail to find any conscripts, and it begins to rain. The two of you are still lost to boot.

"...Goddamn it, how come you get the nice human for a meal?"

"Well, we did eat the only person who could tell us how to get out of this forest."

"...Right."

Your dad yawns.

"...I doubt we're going to find any of your russian conscripts. And we're lost. We need to find our way home."

Actions.

>...I'm fucking starving... At this rate I'm willing to eat anyone I see who isn't a lycanthrope.
>Come on, your probably hungry STILL after eating that man. Let's find a meal and then find our way home.
>...Fine then. We'll find our way home.
>...Let's make camp. I always wanted to be soaked in the rain while trying to sleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>684963
>Come on, your probably hungry STILL after eating that man. Let's find a meal and then find our way home.
>>
"Come on, your probably still hungry after eating that man... Let's find a meal and find our way home."

Roll me a 1d20.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>685056
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>685056
>>
15

Success!

After some further searching, the two of you are fucking exhausted. Eventually you happen upon a small encampment by a river, populated by at least thirteen... Russian conscripts. Oh good.

"Hmh... Look at them."

"...What's the plan?"

"...I really should of brought my machine gun."

"Well, I don't think people would take too kindly to you running about the streets with a machinegun."

"Right, right..."

It's early in the morning...

Actions.

>...Send your dad in to "talk with them". Somehow.
>...Well, I think you have this all under control dad. Make me proud. (Switch to Nicolae's PoV)
>Dad, stay here. Under no circumstance will you come out.
>...So uh, just curious... You want to eat them, leave them alone, or just kill them regularly?
>Let's sneak up to their encampment. (Stealth)
>Let's just head home...
>Write-In
>>
>>685116
>Let's sneak up to their encampment. (Stealth)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2

Also anons, I'm going to post EDQ here in a little bit to save time tomorrow.
>>
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>685209
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>685209
>>
EDQ thread here: >>685264

Still doing this thread however.

17+2=19

Good Success!

You sneak up to the camp, and see four guards patrolling together, coming towards you.

Actions.

>...Motion for your dad and you to rush them. (Strength, HARD)
>...Wait for them to pass by.
>HUSSAR CHARGE them! (+2, Strength)
>...See if you can't pick one off. (Stealth, HARD)
>Write-in
>>
>>685275
>HUSSAR CHARGE them! (+2, Strength)
>>
You decide to HUSSAR CHARGE them. Roll me a 1d20+9
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>685371
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>685371
>>
17+9=26

Good Success!

You charge them, sending them into the air while pinning one of them, who screams.
Your father also rushes out of the bush and pins two of them...

Actions.

>...Nom the conscript!
>Just kill him!
>Knock him out.
>Infect him!
>Write-In
>>
>>685419
>...Nom the conscript!
We're both starving so may as well
>>
>>685419
>Knock him out.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Nom!
2=Knock him out!
>>
You and your father knock out the guards and continue on deeper into the camp.

Anyways anons, ending here and archiving soon. I gotta rest a little, though I'll be continuing EDQ for a little bit longer.



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