Searching for a quest filled with adventure, hard choices, awesome characters and stunning artwork that helps depict such things? Then fuck right off.Want to argue over hair color, try to force your own favorite monstergirl to be a waifu, and generally dick around? Then you're one of us.First thread (archived): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/40442/Previous thread: >>51460Pastebin with most of story: http://pastebin.com/iYYxphKXIn the last thread:After a very successful honeymoon that involved gloating and horny tea drinking, James heard of an Orc village to the east that had some knowledge on fine dicks. Thinking this might be his ticket to a monster dong, James foolishly ran right into a pair muscle-bound Orc ladies that once again took he and his waifu prisoner. The Orcs, all female, were left unimpressed at James’ small penis, and unconvinced by his godhood spiel. James submitted to their power, and the result was a binding ritual that ensured he could no longer live without an orc wife by his side. Events repeated eerily similarly to those of the Catgirl village, and James ended up continuing the theme of a blue-haired harem. Aalna, James' newest wife, took her trophy and used it.Collecting both his wives, James then said farewell to the Orc Village under the guise of scouting out potential future enemies. During his time there he had learnt to increase his Phallis to 1 foot in length, and make it prehensile. One step close to becoming some lovecraftian horror. In classic fashion, he was accosted by a single scout, an Elf this time, who, like the others, was also female. And so he was brought to the Elf Kingdom, where he attempted to meet the leader, but this time he was kept waiting. Patience didn’t suit James, who was an ornery fellow, and he left to wander the city alone. He met an Librarian Elf, who meekly ran away after his conservative request of getting some elven food together, and returned to his small harem defeated.tl;dr>Leave cat village>Run into buff orc babes>Magic happens>Literally can't live without an orc now>Take blue haired orc waifu, Aalna>Leave orc village>A wild elf appears!>Now in elf city>Tentadick happens in there somewhereStats:EXP GAINED: 475EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 525 (475/1000)LEVEL: 1CLASS: Cock MageSKILLS: NoneSPELLS: Cock Growth, Twin Dick, TentadickIf you want to make a choice for the character, state what you want to do and roll 1d10 (dice+1d10). The first post that rolled a 5 or higher will be used, UNLESS a specific post gets voted as the choice. A post won't be considered popular enough to be considered unless it has a MINIMUM of four votes. Note that having multiple posts saying the same thing doesn't count as a vote for an action. Remember that all choices are, ultimately, up to QM discretion.
>Well, no point in sitting around>Time to go search for another blue haired babe>Zan wants to come along>Aalna stays>Scoping out chicks in elven city>Plenty give you harsh looks>Others are polite and smile a little or wave>Zan on your arm, staring at everything>Tugging your arm when she sees an elf she thinks is cute>Plenty of great choices>No blue hairs, though>Wtf?>Myriad of colors>Blonde, red, brown, black, green, pink, white, silver... but no blue!>Wtf>Honestly feeling a little upset>Betrayed by some force only barely greater than you who is preventing this>Probably some dick>Decide to let off steam>Find a spot away from the elves, hoes seem like prudes>Give Zan a good dicking>Back on the prowl>Still nothing>Disappointed>Back to the waiting zone, you guess>Hear yelling as you approach>Dafuk>See Aalna and a triad of elves>Aalna is the one yelling>Shocker>Two elves have bows trained on Aalna>Third is a tall, milky skinned, flowing black haired chick"You can't just say no! We were waiting all day, and we're seeing the queen! Just because you damned elves have some bullshit rules about being prissy or whatever doesn't mean I can't break my way in.""I assure you, brute, we can prevent you from getting anywhere near the queen. Your filthy hide should have been kept away in the first place, but mistakes are made.""Fucking bitch, I'll...">Woah woah woah hol up hoes>Aalna turns to you"James! This skinny cunt here just told me that we're not going to be allowed to see the queen.">Ask said skinny cunt"That is correct, human. The queen leads her people well, and she has many important matters to attend to. She will not see you simply because you have delusions of grandure.""She keeps saying smartsy shit like that and it's pissing me off!">Well damnit it all>Tell Aalna to btfo, you got this>She crosses her arms and nods, muttering to herself>Zan watching quietly from your arm, staring at everyone like she does>Hm>How will you deal with this clusterfuck?
Rolled 9 (1d10)Use Your Tentadick to knock out the guards and find the queen in the building
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>65586This is a matter of importance, implore them to request we be allowed a small meeting with her, or else our entire journey will have been for naught.On a separate note, pastebin has caught up to this thread.
>>65586Let it go, we don't actually need to meet the queen. Let's find someone who know something about magic or that's not so pure they'll not understand what we're looking for.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>65586Go to a main hotspot and cast a ruckus with magic unless you aren't allowed to see the Queen.
>>65589>Only one way for you to deal with a clusterfuck>YOUR DICK>Cast Tentadick>Loudly slap the guards with bows to the ground>Black haired cunt look absolutely horrified>Knock her ass out, too>Aalna laughing"Perfect! It's what they deserve!">Feel Zan's nails dig into your arm"... Husband, I don't want us to hurt the elves...""Oh, who cares! Let's just go and meet this queen!">Agreed>Head to the palace>Stride in, trying to act confident>No one stops you>Get into palace>Place, like everything else, is huge>Pretty shit everywhere>No idea where queen might be>Aalna and Zan just as lost as you travel around>Starting to get nervous, hoes you knocked out could wake up at any time>Spot a familiar face>It's Nellia, the museum chick>Get her attention"Oh! Hello again James.">Her face turns a little pink>Zan tugging at your shirt>Staring hard at Nellia"... Pretty...">Ask Nellia about queen"Oh, you're going to see the queen as well? That is interesting! I am going to provide some information on an artifact she has brought out from her vault. In fact, it... Ah, I am not supposed to talk about specifics. Still, a meeting between the queen an a human will be the talk of the city! Not to mention a mato and an orc being here as well!">Aalna snorts"Smart ass elf...""Hm? What was that?">Elf looks cheerily at Aalna>Aalna blinks and looks away, crossing her arms"Nothing. James, let's go. She's going to meet the queen. She can guide us.""Oh, you need a guide? Certainly. Right this way.">Start following her>Big ass double door>Opened by guards>Head in>Queen on an ornate throne>Sitting with an apparent grace, flowing white hair and finely woven robes, a circlet of leaves on her head>Stunning"Nellia. Who are these three?">Nellia bows"These are James, and his orc and mato companions...">Provide names"... Kazzan and Aalna. They are here... I do not know why they are here, my queen.""I have not accepted an audience with a human, mato, or orc.""Oh, no my queen?">Nellia looks at you, obviously confused
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>65740Tell her that we are a god of fertility.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>65740"Yes, we figured the paperwork has been lost somewhere on the way."
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>65740Time to make our case. We are the God of fertility, recently awoken and are currently trying to make our holy passage to the mountains to regain our lost powers. Unfortunately we have been asleep for a long time, so we're requesting the aid of the queen to enlarge our wealth of cock related spells. If she could help us we would be deeply grateful and indebted to her.
Oh! GTop is back!
>>65754>>65764>Queen looks at you like you just shit on a plate and tried to serve it to her"Perhaps I have misheard you. Do you intend for me to believe you are a god, of fertility no less, and that you wish for my help in learning penis magic?">Basically>Nellia is beet red>What? Is your dick out?>No"Guards!">Tons of guards appear>Not a good sign"Take this human and his companions to the dungeons. They are to be executed for speaking to me in such a way.">WHAT>Guards pull bows and swords>Zan clings to you harder, Aalna looks ready to fight>>65831Yep. What's up?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>65846Unleash the acockalypse and make your escape.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>65846>>65855Super sticky splooge attack
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>65846This >>65855 but instead of escaping raping the Queen into submission.
>>65871But she has white hair, anon.
>>65871Nah, we've already damaged our reputation enough here, clean getaway seems like the best option.
>>65871>>65875Also no rape
>>65875Then just make it blue with dick spell. This should be a thing.>>65882Getting support from the Queen sounds better to me.>>65886She'll just fall down to our knees as she sees us beat everyone with Phallomancy.
>>65896Considering she refused to see us and thinks our request ridiculous enough to put us to death simply for asking it I doubt we'll get her support.
>>65909I think she doubts we have said phallimancy
>>65930I suppose that's a possibility, but I'd personally rather not risk it. Cock magic seems fairly unique to us somehow.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>65846Take the nerd hostage.
>>65855>This looks like a job for TENTADICKx4>Tug at pants"He's going for a weapon! Fire!">Pants not even half down>FUG>*Thwip*>Hold on to Zan>Final embrace>*thud* *thud* *thud*>Wat>Look>Blue field surrounding you>Nellia's arm is out>Seems to be casting some kind of forcefield>Pull up pants"Nellia! What are you doing?">Queen is standing now "Oh, ah... My, my queen... I don't think they should be executed. His request was certainly lewd, but... In the Second Era Siandris was approached by a male that-""I do not care about the decisions of dead queens! You are not in my council, and I will not let one of a lesser race mock my intelligence and integrity. He and his acolytes die.""B-But my queen...""You die with them for questioning my authority so blatantly and boldly. Now, with whatever loyalty you have left, dispel that shield and accept your fate.">Nellia looks over at you>Obviously unsure of what to do>Zan clutching on to you, frightened>Aalna looks over at you"James, we need to get out of here."
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>65985Sounds like Nellia needs to come with us if she (and subsequently we) plan on living. Make tracks pal.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>65985You lose control out of your powers. Survival overtakes you. Your dick fires a large cum cannon against the wall and breaches it
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>65985You learn a new cock magic and your cum causes invisibility
>>65999>Fuck it, we gotta move>Push Zan off of you and tell Aalna to pick her up>Grab Nellia's wrist>We gotta go>Looks very scared>Looks to queen>Icy bitch just glares back like she'll be listened to>Back to you>Nods>Widens her hand and the forcefield expands quickly before fading>Guards tossed everywhere>BOLT>Running like a mofo>Winding through halls, servants looking surprised, guards shouting>Nellia shouts directions as we go>Make it outside>Here's black haired pale bitch"You!">No fucking time>Keep going>Knock right into her, stumble but don't fall>Yelling>Vision goes black>Blink>Everything's good>Just keep running>Pursuit behind you>Make it out of grove>They're still behind you>Fug, back at the plains>It's just tall ass grass!>Panicking>Everyone looking to you>Being the alpha is hard
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>66043MAGIC TREE GROWING CUM
>>66050Cant argue with that
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>66043>not carrying zan in your armsdo you even waifufag?Is there any way Aalna can summon orcs to assist us? Blow a horn or something to that effect?
>>66050>>66064Or we could just use our tentadicks and give them a facial.
>>66069Not that we know of
>>66074Then I'll just stick with>>66050
>>66050>God's spunk brings forth YggdrassilHuman cock is best wood elf
>>66050Roll 1d20 for effect1-5: Nothing happens6-10: Cum makes small sapling with one dick shaped fruit11-15: Cum makes medium tree with long, dick-like branches16-20: Cum makes huge self-moving tree with bending limbs and dick-fruit at the ends
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>66091
>>66091>>66098is the tree sentient? Bends to our will, anything like that?
>>66098I meant u8HC. If someone tries for a magic effect they roll the dice.
>>66098>>66114I thought i was a hero. I must cry.
>>66114>inb4 he rolls a 1welp, rules are rules
>>66114shit, odds are against us now
>implying he comes back
>>66131If he doesn't roll in 5 minutes I'll use yours.>>66109Not sentient, but bends to our will.
I feel like I keep missing all the major developments now.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>66139Well fuck me
>>66139If I was him I probably wouldn't be rolling by now. also sweet, how logn does the tree stay in effect? is it a permanent addition, a summon or what? Having a gigantic moving tree to travel around on could be sweet.>>66148roll a 20 you dummy, quit wasting these good rolls
>>66148that's a weird d20
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>66148>>66152>>66114Wrong roll
>>66148You're supposed to roll 1d20, not a d10
What if we eat the dick shaped fruit on the sapling? Power up maybe?
>>66161>Getting desperate>Time to rely on good ole dick magic>Whip out micropenis>Start jerking"What in Gaia's name are you doing!?">Nellia is staring, face burning red"... Husband, is now the time to be playing with yourself?">You're using magic"How is magic that only works on your dick going to help us here?">Aalna, your lack of faith is disturbing>Kinda hard to bust like this now that you're so used to pussy>Guards getting closer>Just like you>Focus hard on cum, not dick>Bust>Jizz lands on ground>Very quickly, a sprout grows and becomes a sapling about 5ft tall>Dick shaped fruit on tree>Huh>Tuck dick back once more>Well that solved nothing>Probably
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>66189Eat the dick fruit to power up.
>>66161Shit, I was kinda hyped for big tree monster
>>66148>>66161Its funny. All you had to do was not post and we would have had the best possible outcone anyway
>>66206>>66208Well we do have to be careful now to never think about trees when we're plowing Zan unless we want to shred her vag to pieces with a 5 foot treee
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>66189Divert their attention to the dick tree by a kamikaze attack by the dick tree
>>66214What's done is done, no point in making the guy feel bad.I might use my ticket on it once we're in the clear with the elves.
I was about to ask about the tree's gender.>>66161That may avoid us a complicated situation of tree fucking in front of elves.>no fondling underage saplings
>>66239I would assume the tree would be genderless since it isn't sentient, merely a manifestation of our will, like an ent thing in lord of the rings but without free will or consciousness/
>>66227Go for it>>66196>Pluck fruit>Sapling withers away>Huh>Might as well take a bite>GAY>Tastes good, though, like a green apple mixed with watermelon>Warmth spreading through you>Feel a tingling in dick>Oh boy, what's happening?Anyone roll 1d201-4: Dick is gone, becomes vagina5-8: Dick grows to average size permanently9-12: Dick gets hard, grows to average size, and you are overcome with lust. 13-16: Dick grows to large size spell power increase, can't cast cock growth17-20: Dick grows to huge size spell power increase, can't cast cock growth
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>66256h-here I go
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>66256Oh boy
Rolled 15 (1d20)No whammy no whammy no whammy
>>66262>>66263>>66264Oh thank God. No vag for us.
>>66262>>66263>>66264The dice gods know what they want here
>>66256>Sapling withers awayDid the elves saw our little trick? They may reconsider our deity if our fertility concerns their kind of lust.
>>66286These elves don't do anything with trees.
>>66262>Feel dick grow way bigger than normal>Drop pants>Let's do this shit>Tentadick+twin cock>Feel a power surge>Dick splits into three>Elongate, split into six>SIX MASSIVE SCHLONG-TENTACLES >Nellia passes out>Aalna is just staring, mouth agape>Damn tempting>Zan is starting, larger smile on her face than usual>Guess it's time for a cockfight>Guards come into view"What in Gaia's name is that!?""Shoot it!">Oh right they have bows>*thwip*>Knock them out of the air>Hell yeah>Advance on elf chicks>Some bolt>Most stay, pulling out swords"For Gaia and the queen!">Naw girls>Knock swords from hands>Grabbed up with dicks>Some throw up>Miss dick, luckily>Toss them back into the grove, smack some around>Full on retreat>Phew, that was tough>No calming this beast down>Time to plow the waifus>Six dicks, one in each hole for each waifu>Dick is thick enough it fits Aalna>Nice>Spew a massive loads in them>Spent>Fruit effect wears off>So do spells>Pull back up pants and sit, very tired+250 EXP, 625/1000
>>66299If that's so, they're the worst elves ever(TM)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>66309Alright, try to grow another tree. I'll roll a twenty post after if this is the winner.
>>66309I like Nellia.Her reaction to dick magic makes me laugh
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>66325Oh bugger it. Using my ticket cuz I really like the idea.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>66309Take some rest
>>66325>>66333You're too spent for magic right now. Save your ticket for something better, bruh
>>66340Fair point, but I'm probably still gonna use it on this. I'm getting Hide's moving castle vibes and I like it.>>66336voting for this in the meantime.
>>66336>Now seems like a good time to rest>Right here>On the fucking ground>Sleep>Some time later>Wake up in a bedroll>Huh?>In a small camp, fire is going>This is a soft pillow>Don't remember having a pillow, though>Look>Oh, they're legs"... Husband. You are awake">Soft kitty legs>Give them a kiss>Look up at Zan>Smiling down at you>Gosh she's cute>Sit up>Aalna is sitting close by, tending the fire"That was an impressive fight and an even more impressive mating. I hope you can make more of those trees in the future.">Zan gives you a kiss on the forehead"... It was fun.">Hm?>Nellia across from you>Say hi"Oh, ah, hello again James. I'm glad to see you're... alright. Ah, um... I am most likely not going to be able to return home, nor to any elven city again. Your... Wives have told me about your quest, and I would like to accompany you. If you are truly a god then this will be a moments event in history! T-Though your magics are rather lewd, I believe I can put up with them in order to be a part of this. Ah, so long as you don't do what you did to those guards too often. That was a bit much.">Hm>Companion that isn't married to you?>Also not entirely craving of your dick?>Not sure>Hella cute and hella smart, though>Decisions
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>66378Seduce her too.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>66388Do it
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>66378Allow her to accompany us, we'll win her over during the course of our journey through constant lewdness of course.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>66396Rollan 4u
>>66388I'll just vote for this
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>66378I wanna say make nellia some of the horny tea, but is that too date rapey?
Rolled 5 (1d10)Ask Nellia about blue haired women in elven city
>>66388we needs the elf waifu
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>66378Seduce her with our godly charm
>>66418We couldn't find a single one anon, seems like a fruitless endeavor.
>>66418Oh thank gooood
>>66223I think the only thing to worry about is jizzing onto the ground. As long as the spunk doesn't drip out of her snatch and onto dirt or grass, I think we'll be okay.
>>66388I'll swap to this, no need to quiz Nellia about what we already know
>>66467>>66429Just because we didn't see one doesn't mean there are none it was a giant city after all
>>66473Yes but we probably won't be returning to the city anyways given our exit. Why bother asking then?
>>66482Because you are a god who demands of his subjects
>>66388>Get up and sit by Nellia>She awkwardly smiles at you>You'd be glad to have her aboard>Someone with knowledge of history and the arcane, not to mention being able to create force fields, would be a valuable asset"Oh, well, thank you very much! It took many years of study, as well as practicing my craft to understand how magic works, but it was very rewarding. It will be amazing to go into the world and witness history firsthand!">Absolutely!>Plus...>Move a stray hair from her face>Scoot just a little closer>She blinks>You're very lovely>Lean in closer, sliding hand over cheek"O-oh, well, t-thank you...">Flushed>Lean further>Pull her gently closer>Her breathing hitches>Kiss her>Feel her hand on your leg>Long, deep kiss>Break it off>She blinks at you"I... I...">Be one of my wives. I'll make you happy, and you'll be by my side even after everything is over>You'll have my love...>Gesture to Aalna and Zan>And their love.>She looks at them>Zan nods a lot>After a moment Aalna nods too>Looks back to you>Another kiss"Will we need to... Are there specific human rituals, ah... Elven tradition says... Mn... Y-Yes. I will be your wife."
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>66488She has to partake in a foursomeThat is the human ritual.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>66488Cue the Staples button.Celebrate with dickings before retiring for the night. We need to be well rested to continue our journey tomorrow.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>66488Explore and get attacked by a blue slimegirl
>>66189desu you should have just used the first roll that came but whatever
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>66488That was fast.Of course, getting a new wife makes you learn a new spell
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>66488Suggest to do it the elven way: we hug a tree together.
>>66501It's up to QM, don't worry about it.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>66488>dick her and hair becomes blue
>>66510ye QM just picks what he wantsrolling doesn't actually do anything unless he asks for it
>>66523First to get 5 or higher wins
>>66510Yes, everything is 'technically' up to the QMBut I'm still allowed to have an opinion and think that he should have just taken the first d20, so your response is completely worthless and pointless. It doesn't matter WHO rolls, just that there is a roll for the result.
>>66531Except it did matter who rolled since that was usually how it was handled. Since you're aware that it's up to QM's discretion, bickering about it is actually worthless and pointless.
>>66531He's had the person that attempted the magic roll the d20 in all 3 threads. Consistency is what matters.
Less discussion, more sexy times
>>66528Nope>>66388Was not even a 5
>>66559It's all in the OP anyways. I'm just gonna shut my pie hole till we get more green and need a prompt.
>>66565The rule is first to 5 or the popular suggestion with 4 or more votes. That suggestion got the votes. Read the op post.
>>66547>>66552The result is the only thing that matters. If a roll is needed, it doesn't matter one tiny iota who makes the roll. The "Consistency" argument uses the Appeal to Tradition fallacy - simply because it's how it's been done doesn't mean that it's in any way right, or the best way of doing things. In fact, whenever we wait for a specific person to roll, we end up waiting for a ridiculous amount of time because of said person not fully paying attention to the thread. It goes without saying, then, that for the sake of speed and efficiency, that we should merely take the first roll presented when one is needed.
>>66565The 5 was "blue hair herpderp", which ended problematic as discussed at the end of last thread.
>>66587It's not an appeal to tradition in this case. It's a rule laid out by the QM in previous threads. It gives a sense of contribution to the roller. Think tabletop games, you don't role a perception check for your party member because that would be stupid.
>>66498>Take her hand>Lead her to the tent>Flash a smile at Zan and Aalna>They get up and follow>Slowly strip Nellia, planting small kisses on her skin as you do>Other girls strip down too>Pull off your clothes, lay Nellia down>Start eating her out, fingering too>Zan is sucking her breasts>Aalna flashes you a fierce smile and puts her cunt in Nellia's face>Can't see what she's doing but Aalna is moaning so it must be nice>Dick time>Cock growth it up>Slip it in>Holy shit>Feels amazing, nice and warm>Pump into her>Hear her moan>Motion Zan over and start fingering her while you plow>Time to seal the deal>Elven creampie>Sweet>Nellia is gripping Aalna's legs>Loud orc grunts and moans>Yell>Aalna cums>Fuckin' hot>Curl up with three wives>Sleep>Next day>Packing up camp>>66587Alright, I'll leave it up to a vote. Do we want it to be anyone rolls for a magical effect? Be sure to post your commands with this too if you're going to make one.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>66616go south>Do we want it to be anyone rolls for a magical effectyes, would prevent shitstorms.
>>66616first roll to respond is fine, but arguing about it is just wasting posts. I'll stick with whatever the majority is on that issue to close it out an be done with it more quickly. That said;Not much to suggest. We're still heading for the shrine, so let's travel and make good time.
>>66616I'm sure you already know my vote - First roll when needed.>Ask the nerdy one what settlements of other races might be nearby
>>66631and my roll since I'm retarded
>>66616Keep doing things the way you have been,otherwise the thread will become littered with people attempting d20s everytime we need one.
>>66616Find a blue slime girl
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>66637I forgot to roll with that, too.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>66640not a word
>>66616Do we not get exp for getting a new wife??
>>66637"Well, there is the shrine. There is a large fountain there that a group of slimes lives in. For those wanting a slime girl waifu. OP roll of 1 slimes are male, 2 all are female It is a sacred place for them as well as other races, as the water is pure there. It keeps them healthy. Aside from that, there are only the goblin dens in the mountains.">Alright>Better continue to shrine, then>A good day's travel>Enjoy hot 4ways with wives>Give Nellia some sweet dick magic>Finally reach the shrine>Feel... weird here.>Statues of vaguely human and monster-like dieties you would guess>Nellia babbles about them, you only half listen>Place is nice, if dusty and old
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>66693Like a genius I forgot to roll
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>66693See if we can find our likeness in any of the statues, maybe find a scribe or priest or someone knowledgable about all the Gods and inquire about ourselves without revealing our identity. If we can't do either of those, head to the sli->all malesnevermind, we'll move to the mountains.
>>66701My dreams of slime waifu, shattered like frail glass.
>>66701NOOOO MY SLIME WAIFU DREAMS ARE DEAD!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>66701>>66693Masturbate and use your cum to attract the slime as a source of moisture.
>>66701FUCK YOU ;_;
>>66701but slimes are slimeshow can you say they're male or female?
>>66693>Male slimesBut they're slimes, they change shape! And they're made of slime! I would think they'd reproduce asexually or something. Or have hermaphroditic traits that aren't outwardly visible at all.
>>66717>>66721YES! MUNCHKIN HARDER FRIENDS! WE MUST SAVE THE DREAM!
I blame the anon who wanted each species to be of one gender and thus triggered the condition of rolling for gender.
>>66749Just be glad his roll didn't result in an orc fuccboi in our waifu squad anon.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>66717>>66721>>66704>>66706>>66708>>66715>>66717>>66721Okay, I'll level with you guys since this is waifu quest. The choice to have the rolls for monster genders was made because of some shit with the choice tickets, which really wasn't the intent of them. Do we want to make it magical realm and have all monster girls?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>66693ask our followers to make a tiny cairn for us.
>>66756M O N S T E R G I R L SYes please
>>66756Yes please. Slimes need love too.
>>66756I'm fair game with either both genders or all girls, that way regardless of choice we can still potentially waifu one girl per species and if there's males too, bro up with somebody as well and learn dick magic from the dicks and mating rituals of two-gendered species
>>66756 G I R G L IM O N S T E R N L L S Y
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>66817Well, fuck my shit up
>>66826You clearly forgot an "O">>66756this
>>66794This sounds nice.
>>66780 (and more)Done.>>66704>Looking at the statues>Humans, monsters, wtf is that one>Huh>One is of what looks like a guy>Babes at his feet>Face has been weathered away>Compelled to touch the statue...>Warm glow fills you when you touch it>Blink>It's gone>Huh>Go looking around for a priest or some shit>Not a one to be found>Where are the people, anyway?>Ask Nellia"Well, this shrine is common ground for humans and monsters. However, not many species or human groups are willing to meet on such common ground, so they avoid it altogether. We may easily be the only ones here in months.">Well damn>Ask about the statue"I'm... not sure. It must be a human god, though there appear to be monsters at its feet as well. I can only identify... Ah, there. Mother Gaia.">Points to goddess statue>Not an elf, rather just a very curvy lady>You'd tap that>If it wasn't a statue>Might as well see the slimes now>Look around>Find big ass fountain>This must be it>Where the slimes at, though?>Shrug>Water is pure, right?>Head over>Take a drink>Man, this is good>Girls drink, too>Take a moment to relax>Hear something>Turn around>OH FUCK>Tons of slimy ladies at the edge of the fountain"Hello travelers!""Hello!" "Travelers!" "Greetings!""Welcome to the shrine of the gods.""Welcome!" "Visitors are nice." "Stay a while."Slimeposting time.Gotta head to work, guys. I'll be back in 6-7 hours.
>>66794This.If Humans are the only specie with males, it'll suck to learn dick tricks.Oh, wait, there was a magic university in the Human city, right?It's in magic student parties that we'll learn dick tricks. There is alcohol in this universe, we saw orcs drink beer. We'll be popular.>Beer chugging dick spell.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>66948Considering our virility, we should have an easy enough time getting a slime to come with us so we can focus on that after we try and get some information from them. Introduce yourself and your party, see if they know anything about the Gods here. long shot but you never know.On a separate note, should we have some sort of ceremony for nellia? She mentioned something about elf tradition, I feel slightly bad for basically eloping with her.
>>66968I thought she was asking if there was some sort of human tradition in regards to marriage.
>>67057>"Will we need to... Are there specific human rituals, ah... Elven tradition says... Mn... Y-Yes. I will be your wife."Both actually. Despite my pushing for keeping our firstborn I feel like james isn't very traditional but I'd like to hear what the elven tradition was in case we can abide by it.
>>67073Ah I see, yeah, I'm actually kind of curious about it myself now too.
In an effort to stimulate some conversation, what waifus do you think we should shoot for after slime?
>>67772Track down that Human college, see if we can get any information on the weird statue we ran into while also giving the college such a crazy wild orgy fueled visit that they create a holiday in remembrance
>>67772I'm all for getting a harpy waifu
>>67810I am down with this, so long as we don't do the 'birdbrain' archetype.
>>67772I'm still holding out on a Dullahan. If we get a chance, dragongirls are also a favorite of mine.
>>67772Some undead. A lich or wight.
>>67818Well, we can probably roll for it next time. No rush from the looks of things.
>>67823I haven't looked at Kenkou Cross in a while. Think we can find some monkey-women?
>>67814Not bird-brained, but scatterbrained would suit a harpy waifu
>>67950Monkey women you say?
>>67955You have my support.>>67961If not monkey, how about panda?
>>67808I vote on college. If the people there are cool we can get some cock magic and information. If the magic they study is some shady shit, it could even lead to >>67823, succubi, demongirls, etc.
>>67998You misunderstand, I support monkeywaifu.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>66948Smile, introduce your party, ask them if they're to thank for the delicious water.
>>68066Oh. Cool. I sure hope we find one, probably after doing >>68028 as there is some logic to it.
>>67810Could work up in the mountains>>66968"You have three wives?""That sounds fun!" "Elves have husbands?" "Being married must be a lot of work...">Bring up the gods"The gods?""Human gods?" "They're scary!" "Strong.""There's only one goddess, anyway.""The great one!" "So pure..." "Life giving.">Wut>NELLIA"Oh, the slimes believe in the Great Mother, the first slime. They say that the Great Mother was of pure water, and nothing could corrupt her. When her children were on the brink of death she gave up herself to purify them.""Yes!""Love the Great Mother." "She is life!" "We are pure through her.">Huh, that's cool you guess"Now you are one with the Great Mother, too!""Joined!" "We are kin!" "Brother and sisters!">Huh, that's->WAIT WUT>Ask what they mean"The fountain water is the Great Mother!""She lives on!" "We are with her." "She purifies you, too.">Oh, more myth shit>Pretty interesting, though>At least they're not cultists or anything"You.""You." "You." "Brother.">All of the slimes are looking at you>Wives turn to you too>Sweats>Y-yeah?"You are close to the Great Mother""Great Brother?" "More pure." "Greatness.">Uh...>Wives seem a little startled>You are too, actually
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>69796jizz in the great mother, to impregnate all of slime-kind
>>69820I fucking lol'd
>>69820Hey our jizz is pure. So uh, ya know. It's all good
>>69796>Great Mother, the first slimeSweet, so there's definitely a female slime out there, even if she's part of the pantheon. Perhaps as we grow closer to godhood we can start dicking deities.>>69820 This guy gets it.
>>69820>Time to make this Great Mother an even GREATER mother>Whip out dick>Just a little bigger...>Start wanking over fountain>Aalna rolls her eyes>Zan giggles>Nellia looks surprised>Slime girls kinda... jiggle>Smile on their faces, though"Great Brother gives!""He gives!" "Together?" "For Great Mother!">Slime chicks gather close to you>Grab on to you>Pull you closer to the pool>Stumble over edge>FUG>FALLING>...>Don't fall in>Slime girls are holding you at the edge>Slime "hands" all over your crotch"We will help!""Help Great Brother." "Great Mother will be pleased." "Fun~">Slime working on your cock>Really weird and REALLY amazing>Slime squirming all over you, just enough pressure to feel them milking your dick>Can't hold it>Jizz into fountain>*Plip*>Jizz sinks rapidly>Water seems to blink white for a second>Uh...>Neither slimes nor wives seem to see that>Deposited back at the edge of fountain>Pull up pants>Not a trace of slime on you>Feel a little cleaner, actually"... Mmn. Nothing interesting.""Ha! You seemed to enjoy that. Maybe I should manhandle you more.""Oh, goodness...">Just smile at wivesAlright, sorry for so little, but I'm going to go get wasted with my friends. See you fucks tomorrow.Remember, drawfags: Make fanart and get a choice ticket.
>>70039Take it easy man. Don't get TOO hammered.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>70009Also I'm totally gonna roll and see if we can get a sudden monkey waifu who has been spying on us. maybe we can snag two great girls at once?
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>70009Look accusingly at our wives "Are you not going to give something to the Great Mother?"Lure them into a slime girl orgy
>>70090Welp, no kinky-monkey for us. Incidentally G.top when you return, would doing the occasional lewd one-shot earn a coupon?
I'll admit it. You guys have gotten me salty. We were so close to finally breaking away from generic erotic fantasy harem gathering #1024.Save yourself the trouble and play this: http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=172693&n=CoC_0.9.4C_mod_1.2.18.swfOh well. Slimes do work better as female, but they're fucking slimes, they should be gender neutral. No need to get rid of the system.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>70009Fuck it. Rolling for venereal disease.Get fucking hammered OP.
>>70834Listen up Roy, because I'm only gonna say this once. That shit you linked is a weird fantasy goblin rape fest. This is a waifu quest. Don't like it? No problem, we don't need more orc waifus.
>>70355kekvery nice>>70834Oh hush, we're having a good time. Sorry we couldn't go get orc aids like you wanted.
>>70834Don't be that guy, senpai.
>>70834 stop namefagging.If you're gonna keep recommending this furry rape feast, at least link to fenoxo's website and a recent version. https://www.fenoxo.com/play/playcoc.html
>>67998>panda>not 6 fingersWhat a shit panda lover
>>71839>panda>fingersLook who's talking.
>>72196How do you call them then ?Legit curious
>>72211I just refer to the entire appendage as paws. They are nowhere near as prehensile or useful as fingers.But I don't actually have strong feelings on the subject, call them fingers if you like. Unless you're referring to anthro exclusively in which case Ill be quiet since you're right.
>>72220I was talking about the art, but you're right, if talking about the animal I should use digit. Which always seems weird to me since there's only one word for these in my language but whatever.I'm no biologist anyway so feel free to correct me.Otherwise the art itself is good.
>All this tentacle dicksRemind me of Freddie Works
>>72463How far down the rabbit hole do you think we can go?
>>70149Sure, as long as it's decently written.Might as well take a moment now to clarify how choice tickets work, since I don't want any more butthurt over the subject. Using it isn't "I'm OP for a post!" or anything like that. Basically, you make a decision for James after a story post like normal, only you don't have to roll and your decision can't be voted out. So there's not going to be any "go to the X village for some hot X waifu action!" when we've never heard of the X village before. Are we in the middle of a fight and you want to have a huge orgy? That works. Want to turn down a girl everyone is clamoring to be a waifu? That works, too. Remember, it's not a plot ticket, it's a CHOICE ticket.>>70123>Wives exchange a look>Zan unceremoniously removes her clothes>Aalna does after a moment too>Nellia follows hesitantly, face flushing>They go to the edge of the pools and start playing with themselves"Ah, the sisters give too!""Sisters!" "So nice~" "Give, give!">Slimes grab them, too>Slime all over wives>Unf>Slime girls flow over pussies>Wives spasm and moan like they do>UNF>Well, you're hard again>Might as well join>This time strip too and wade into the slime"Oh?""Hm?" "Ah!" "Great Brother~">Slimes happily bring you in>That epic feeling>Made even better by the moans of your wives>Watch wives cum one by one>Lots of pussy juice>Add your cum again>Slimes happily deposit you all back on the edge of the fountain>Zan comes over and embraces you>Aalna sits>Nellia sits too, propped up on Aalna>Hella cute
>>73153I see. Alright you guys, I suppose I can take a request or two to write a little something out for you guys if you all want. And no worries, I wouldn't try to abuse any tickets I get.
>>73153They all have blue hair. Who do we pick?!?
>>73272>Implying they're all blue slimesBlue is just a popular color for slimegirl art. They're a rainbow of colors, bruh.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>73153Try to commune with the great mother, get her to have one of the slime girls come along to watch your progress to godhood
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>73153We should see if they can all morph together into one really large slime girl, and then waifu that.
>>73285Oh OK, well obviously James will be drawn to the blue ones.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>73302Only the blue slime then
>>73297I'm going to consider this a use of magic. Roll 1d20.1-5: Nothing happens6-10: Resonation11-15: Message16-20: ManifestationThis is vague on purpose
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>73425Wish us luck
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>73425
>>73431Good roll my friend
>>73483>>73459I think his roll doesn't count.His does >>73439
>>73491Well, that's up to the QM
>>73491Why wouldn't his roll count? Also we need a third one
>>73491check the replies on >>66616
>>73505Oh yeah, sorry
>>73514all good m8
>>73505Aww, I was hoping for manifestation. Course now we just have to become a god even more to be able to lay divine beings
>>73530We are getting manifestation ya dumdum.
>>73431>Well, you jizzed in her and you're both divine>You should be able to talk to the Great Mother, right?>The usual focus>Feel something from deep in the pool>A... vibration?>Slime girls all go quiet>Look serious>All slide into the fountain>Uh...>All of the water begins to rise up>OH GEEZ>Taking shape...>Becomes massive, huge tittied slime>Wives all take a few steps back>You step closer>What you can only assume is the Great Mother looks down at you>Voice resonates, sounding like all the slimes talking at once"You. The Eye foresaw you so long ago. Ages have passed... And you are here.">Great Mother extends an arm and it stretches away out of sight>Hear stone crack loudly>Arm returns with the statue from before>Sets it by fountain"You will join peoples together, bring new life and new peace. A golden age into the future. Or you will break lives and minds, shatter the world as no war could possibly do. A dark age that we can only await to pass. Such as the Eye predicted.">That's some heavy shit>But not what you asked"You will not take one of my children. Away from my essence, they will become polluted, sickened. They will die. And those who would love you...">She looks to your wives"They will play a part in your fate, on either side. No, no child of mine will be a part if such disaster is possible.">Water begins to return to fountain>Fug, wait, you have more questions"I have not taken form in so very long. I cannot stay without sacrificing my children... Stay here, Lustbringer. The risk is too great. My children will care for you and your three in every way you could ask...">Fountain returns to normal>Slowly a few slimes peek out at you>Honestly a bit shook up
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>73589Leave since we can't have our slime waifu.Encounter a hellhound or a harpy.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>73589Don't stay there, you must go to the human city
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>73589Thanks for the heads up then, just gotta make sure we bring about the golden ageHead along to the Human city, promise we will swing by when our travels bring us close
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>73589we gotta go. It's dangerous yes, but we can still do good. Also rollin' for monkey girl again
>>73604>>73619Jesus, can we stop with the waifus already? I get it your dick is hard but getting in to the city will be hard enough as it is with an elf, catgirl, and orc in tow.
>>73642I think that we're expecting to run into the more demony ones at the college
>>73642Eh, fair enough. Though, it probably wouldn't be too difficult if it were just Zan and Nellia
>>73642Haha, would you rather be stuck in slime for the rest of your life or move forward?Waifus are optional.
>>73662In my experience, stereotypical fantasy elves are viewed as massive dicks and stereotypical fantasy catgirls are viewed as disgusting savages.>>73653The point is that they might not let us in because we have all these foreign races in tow.
>>73695I guess it just depends on what the particular story is trying to convey. I've seen it as the opposite where Elves are pretty chill. The dickery is there, but it's not a defining characteristic among them all. Catgirls can zigzag all over I think.
>>73616>Rest at the shrine a bit>Say goodbye to the slime girls, promise to stop by>Continue travels north>Days on the road>Get a weird feeling at night>Hm>Whatever, you guess>Plenty of fucking to keep you occupied>Aalna says we should reach city by tomorrow>Zan informs you that they, as wives, want to talk tonight and asks if you can handle a night alone>Debate it in head for a moment>Eh, why not. Love is more than constant, awesome, magic-enhanced foursomes >Girls kiss you goodnight>Get comfy>Zzzzz>Wake up in the middle of the night>Wuh?>Hear a rustling at the tent>Guess one of them couldn't go one night without you>Sit up, yawning>Flash of light in the dark>Huh?>OH FUG>Knife coming at you>Duck and roll motherfucker!>Can't, figure is on you>Knife coming at your face>Grab arms>Fuck fuck fuck fuck>Manage to shove knife away, reverse position>On top of whoever it is>Take knife, toss it away>Pin them down>Wft>It's pale, black haired elf bitch>Whispering harshly"Release me you cur! I will have your blood spilled!">Yeah, that's gonna happen
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>73736Alarm the others
>>73727It always depends on the universe built by the author, in the lord of the ring (the book) Dwarves are a refined race, but most of fantasy make them bold.Another original take on this is the elder scrolls as dwarves are actually steampunk underground elves.Also the elder scrolls covers differents common tropes of elves (being dicks, living in the forest, some shit)The thing is : what will QM do ?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>73736Hey Aalna, up for some friendly interrogation?
>>73761I think we're supposedly alone for the night.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>73736Ask her why she is so persistent in chasing us down.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>73736Act civilised and interrogate her
>>73773I was banking on hoping the girls heard the scuffle
>>73753> what will QM do ?I guess the waifus would know something about the human/others relationships. Should put a bit of salt on it, since they're mostly tamed.
>>73753Just below Nazi-tier. There's a class difference, though. Those that have dedicated their lives to studying history realize the importance that other races have had in shaping and helping the elves become what they are today. They are in the minority.>>73761>Girls burst into tent"Oh, goodness, James! Are you alright?""... Who is this, husband?""Hey, isn't that the bitch from the elf city?">Explain what happened>Look at Aalna>She grins and nods>Tells Nellia to get some rope and has Zan aid you in holding her down>Picks up the knife for herself>Elf bitch's eyes go wide"You wouldn't dare! You filthy creatures, get your hands off of me!">She struggles>Kinda strong, but you got her>Nellia come back, elf bitch is stripped and tied up>Squirming and yelling a lot"Perverts! Delinquents! I will have your heads!">Aalan storts"She doesn't know when she's beat, does she?">Leans down, pressing knife to bitch's throat>Quiet"That's better. Now, who are you and why are you following us?""... I am Vanyal, and I was the queen's personal correspondent to the people. After your assailing me and assaulting the palace I was removed from my position and cast out after the queen's fit of rage. After I tagged him...">She looks at you, face twisted in rage"... I had hoped the queen would at least let me try to get revenge for her. But no. So I swore that revenge myself.">Aalna looks at you, a bit concerned>Fug, didn't mean to ruin anyone's life>Even if she's a total bitch.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>73946"Revenge". I'm not into that, sorry. I can give you some funny dick sapling, maybe that's of interest to your people.?
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>73946Well shit. Try to offer to help fix things for her? I mean, we don't know how or when, but we can maybe try in the future?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>73946I think our guest needs to calm down a bit to be in a more receptive mood, leave it up to the wives and join in if appropriate
Rolled 8 (1d10)Why arent we questioning the girls? The one night they need to "talk" we almost get knifed.
>>73974"A WHAT!? Augh, you are disgusting...">Vanyal gives a sour look to Aalna"No, my people would certainly not be interested. Though, I suppose my people are now the likes of her.">She shoots a glare at Nellia"Perhaps, then, she WOULD be interested. Not that it would help me in any case.">She quietly sulks for a moment."Well, can I have my clothes back? I do not want you brutes gazing upon me.">Aalna looks at you questioningly>Shrug>Remove ropes for a moment and dress Vanyal in her shift>Apparently that's not enough clothes for her, but who cares>Still no idea what to do with her...
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>74079Use her as a packmule and then be on your way in the morning. If she's gonna cause us trouble she can make it up to us through work.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>74079Dick her as well.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>74079If she worked with the queen maybe she could give us an idea of how to get back within her good graces? I mean, not for us, but for helping her get her life back
>>74091>Might as well make use of her>Leave her tied up, have Aalna stay with you tonight>Next day>Load up Vanyal with most of the supplies"I shouldn't be degraded like this... I am a dignitary, not a horse!">Yeah k>Head on to the city>There it is in the distance>Big wall>What looks like a small line of people and carts, too>When you get closer join line>A few people stare at you and the girls, some in wonder, others in disgust>Hm>Nellia looks uncomfortable, sticks closer to you>Vanyal just looks sickened>Zan stares at everyone like she does>Aalna looks... pretty at ease, actually>Make it to the front of the line>Guards stare hard at you"Are these prisoners? Why aren't they in chains?">Nah, bro, they're your wives>Well, except Vanyal"Your... what?""How can you say something so... so vile like that?""He is disgusting, is he not?">Guards glare at Vanyal>One of them spits in her direction"You'll speak when spoken too, elf.">Turns back to you"Now, you. You and your orc... bride can come into the city. But you leave these outside the walls, hear? And don't be talking about your ways in our city.">Uh>We'll come back later>Move out of line>Guards watch you until your far enough away from the gate>Questioning look at Aalna"Orcs are warriors, human, but we don't fight each other, and the humans fear us. So they hire us to fight alongside them in their own wars. They get powerful troops and can sate their lust and we come home bearing children. It is a useful arrangement."Aaand now to work. I'll be back in 5-6 hours. You all know the drill by now.Discussion question: Do you guys like this prophecy/actually a god stuff being there?
>>74385Can't the elf use some invisibility spell?
>>74385The being a God thing is cool, but having the world depend on our decisions puts weight on us when most of the time we're fucking around. Simply ascending would be enough for me.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>74385I agree with>>74443 but I don't mind us being able to bring peace to the world. I mean, the saying goes 'Make love, not war' right?Also lets get some more info. What's up with the dislike for elves and catgirls?
>>74385So, are all humans male? And it sure seems like the children take after their mothers.How is human babby formed?
>>74385I like the god stuff though I agree with >>74443 and just want to fuck around figuratively and literally. I kinda do want a temple built to praise our tentacock though.
>>74525No, all humans aren't male. However, when you're on the battlefront away from everyone and a few orc women are willing to fug...
>>74525Pretty sure humans are normal, male and female.
>>74541I think we're forgetting the most important question here.Can love bloom on the battlefield?
I think we better leave the city, no point in talking to these humans if they mock our wives
>>74630They'll get theirs in the future. It's gonna be a rough dicking when the time comes.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>74385Demand to know why others species are forbidden to enter in the city, as they have proven themselves to be valuable party members
>>74385Quite, but I feel bad about Vanyal being a mule.also this >>74443
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>74385Just start heavily petting Aalna so they start feeling really awkward.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>74385Suggestion time.We should just forget about the human city for now, let's make our way elsewhere, either south to the ocean, or east to the mountains. I would ask if there is any preference from our wives, and go with the majority vote from them. We could attempt to generate tree monster to quicken our pace. Do we have the mana/energy?
>>74859We should, I don't think we're too exhausted.
>>74490Since no one got a roll >5, I guess I'll try for this one
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>75293I'm a dingus
>>74443I like the fact that the prophecy is centered on us when we have no intention of not fucking around. This is how Chaotic Good/Neutral gods ascend, in a giant confusing mess that somehow turns out alright in the end.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>74859I like it, we'll figure out a way to get in the city later
At least have the story make sense guys.
Rolled 83 (1d100)Who needs humans? Lets just get supplies and bail.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>74859This. I'd say go through the fountain again, maybe stop in the forest to visit one of the other catgirl villages before heading away.
>>74541Can we have a short dialogue in a lull while travelling about how long pregnancies take/if they're pregnant?
>>75352They won't, they're too thirsty for waifus. At this rate the story will consist of us going around to random villages and getting wives.
>>75636I think G.top would steer the story back into order if we were fucking it up too bad. Have faith
>>75636Hey man, to be fair we're going to leave 2 villages without any wives at all
>>75664Yeah, one village that we made no attempt to enter and another where explicitly were not allowed
So while we wait for G.top to come back, I decided to take a crack at makin' a lewd. NelliaxJames fun time. Hope you guys have funhttp://pastebin.com/JQ4Wjkir
>>75664>>75660>>75636OP had plenty images of slimes, I think he had a more detailed back story planned, but we didn't ask many questions. We wanked, watched porn, tried to fuck Gaia, and left.Here, we could tell girls to be by themself for a while, and go explore the city in a smaller group.There is a university, surely a library. That's where you go after hearing a prophecy. We even have our own nerdy librarian, though she can't enter.We have a prisoner, but we didn't talked to her about telling her queen to accept her back (and she'd better say sorry to us too) once we enter god_mode.We should at least make sure she won't try to kill us a *third* time, and using her as a mule isn't calming her...
>>76443I am all for this plan. We can have Aalna keep the others safe and out of harm's way while we gather some information. And stop being a dick to Vanyal too.
We should at least quickly go shopping for clothes.We are a God, we need proper clothes, but we mostly need a kilt or a robe.Getting our pants on our ankles during cockfights is awkward.
>>76555trips demand the wardrobe update
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>76555Trips are good. Do the dice gods agree?
how much longer must we wait?
>>77991I say another hour, 2 at the most.
>>75416I have a few things I've been spinning in my head concerning the world and species that I could provide instead of HURR DURR WE'RE TRAVELING if you guys want that.>>76284Ticket granted, be sure to give me a tripcode.>>74859>>75326>These guys are assholes>Tell the girls you'd rather leave>Fuck these racist jerks>Nellia and Zan perk up a bit, Aalna nods approvingly>Ocean or mountains?"The orcs are somewhat friendly with the goblins. We might be able to find a place to rest with them.""Oh, well, very few have crossed the mountains in recorded history, and only a sage has returned. He said very little of it and wrote even less. It would be wonderful to see it firsthand.""... I don't want to go where so much water is.""Hmph. If I am to travel with you I should have a say in our travels as well.">Everyone gives a hard look to Vanyal"... I should...">She pouts>Roll eyes>Wives' opinion is unanimous anyway>Mountains!>Ask about them"The clans rarely go there, but the edge of the mountains lies beyond the the edge of the plains and the Dens. The mountains are inhabited by mainly inhabited by the goblin hoardes. Bumbling fools, mostly. Resilient, though.">What about beyond?>Nellia speaks up"Well, what little is known is that it is a harsh land, very similar to the blasted lands to the south. The land is charred and almost diseased. Some believe that dragons and necromancers worked together or perhaps warred. The sage that returned claimed there was a forest of large trees past it all that received almost constant rainfall.">Sounds rough>Time to get going>Vanyal still sulking about carrying shit and having no say>Shrug>Be on your way away from the cityBack to catgirls
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>78054Is it cool if I just use the same name as my pastebin? I don't know how tripcodes workAlso lets help Vanyal carry some stuff. We really have no right to be such a dick to her
>>78123In the name field putName#tripcodeBasically tripcodes work like a password.
>>78123Put a # in the name field, followed by a 'password'.A hash of the password will be displayed.Be warned though, using a tripcode increases your chances of being a faggot to 100%.
>>78162Like this...?>>78172Well I hope just being a generally chill dude will bring that percentage down a notch.
>>78054I love lore. Utilizing tripcode faggotry.Phallomancy is a dark and dangerous art. We need to see how far it can go. Give Magical Cock sentience. EVIL sentience
>>78582You already spent your coupon, you stupid fucking shitposter
>>78259Don't bet on it. Welcome to club. Your here forever.
>>78123>>75416>Decide to be nice to Vanyal>Spread some of the gear around>Back to fucking walking>Stopped for a night>Contemplate the number of loads you've dumped into your wives' snatches>Ask about babies"... Matos do not take well. It is why we capture husbands instead of simply mate a few times. I would be very surprised if I were with child now... Despite how often we mate.""Oh, well... Elves do not simply get pregnant. Our anatomy and magical prevalence give us the ability to choose when to take. I, ah... Would prefer to wait after our quest to bear your child. Such a travel would be dangerous to raise on in.""Mmph. I suppose I'm the most likely one to be knocked up, then. Orc women take a year with a growing whelp in them, though the first half of it she won't even notice. After that they take sick for a short time, then the swelling starts. Humans that hire us try to keep a war or skirmish to six months so they don't lose the bulk of their troops. Ha! So haughty, but they know who the fathers are.""I cannot believe you have done such things with lesser races. Nellia I can understand, though I don't know why she has sunk down to you. Have you no pride? No shame? Disgusting.">More stares at Vanyal>She shuts up>A few more day's travel>Not much farther from the Dens>In bed one night>Vanyal and Zan in the tent with you>Aalna out tending the fire>Nallia looking at nocturnal bugs or some shit>Hear a rustle>Vanyal getting up>Getting up to kill you?>She jumps at your voice"No, I wouldn't try now with that brute just outside.">Skeptical>Not sure what to do, thoughI'm gonna try drawfagging the wives a bit, so expect a bit more wait.
>>78593I gave him another. However...>>78582Remember over here >>73153 where I said a choice ticket wasn't a HURR DURR I'M OP ticket? Apparently not.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>78596Can we just try to clear the air with Vanyal? We didn't MEAN to get her kicked out. And it's better to have her helping us instead of her taking a chance to stab us when we aren't with the girls, which could possibly happen someday
>>78633But it is a choice? How's it any different from grow a dick tree?
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>78596Time to bond with our killer and pull the tsundere out of her.>I am just following you and protecting you because I want to be the one to kill you ...baka.
>>78633Why would you give him another? He's half retarded!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>78679This
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>78679For sure, bond with her.
>>78679>>78713>>78730I'll back this too.
>>78685yeah giving Roy another choice is pretty much akin to saying "I think I want all my waifus to have dicks and turn into goblins"
>>78582Long time luker here. I agree with the whole darkness idea. Remeber the giant slime god pretty much said we could swing either way: good or evil.
>>78730I bet she'll get pregnant.>i- it's not like I wanted to get pregnant or anything. I just, uh, accidentally chose to...>BAKA!!
>>78675It isn't much difference, but he is trying to suddenly make the magic evil for some reason.>>78685I'm just a nice guy, I guess. He does write good summaries. You can only have one at a time, anyway. Was that a rule before? It is now.
>>78758>>78679Now you all want a tsundere, but poor Kenno's all alone.
>>78760The spoiler is how I want it go, because that would be awesome. But the idea isn't for James to knowingly make it evil. I originally wanted it to be a side effect, but then you went and spoiled that with your "no plotpoints" rule.
>>78800We're too far away from her, and going back to the cat village isn't really going to help our quest.There is, however, a cute elf stuck with us. So we might as well take her.
>>78760Also, thank you for your kind words. You are a good guy OP. When you aren't a raging cockgobbler.
>>78800Blame the dice gods for the lack of tsundere catgirl and big fat cat tatsin our harem
>>78800She was actually just legit not interested
>>78867senpai please, all girls that dislike us are just being tsundereno one can resist 4 tentacle cocks
>>78867That doesn't exist in my Vietnamese magic picture shows. They are always tsundere.
>>78885Except Kenno it seems.
>>78907Precisely why we need to go back and win her heart. She is the only real challenge we have faced.
>>78916Eh, she'd probably just kick us in the balls or something
>>79053But then it'd be a waste of time cuz we didn't get the girl and she's just annoyed with us even more
>>79063No, we'd get the most adorable kick to the balls we've ever received.
I wonder how the journey would've been had James chosen the catgirl who really didn't like him.
>>79122I imagine a lot of heckling. And I mean a LOT of heckling
>>78679>>78713>>78730>>78753>Zan is still asleep>Get up and motion for Vanyal to go>She stares for a moment>Go out>Aalna looks up"Huh? James, what are you doing with her?">Just gonna talk"Are you sure that's a good idea? She might try to run.">Well... she's really not your prisoner, you just don't want to be murdered"Fine, but stay close to camp in case you need me.">Got it!>Move far enough away for a private conversation>Vanyal looks away from camp for a moment>Turns to you"You disgust me.">Heard that already>Apologize for fucking up her job and her life>You really wanted to see the queen, maybe gain a following"The elves would never follow a false god of perversion like you! Ugh. But... I can forgive you if you will allow me to travel with you.">Oh, sure>Why, though?"So I can keep you from lying with Nellia! To have a human sleeping with an elf for anything other than to birth a child... it is indecent!">But she wants to fuck!"She obviously does not know what she is doing. I will keep her pure.">This bitch
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>79140Lay it out to her that Nellia likes us and we like her. Just what is the deal with the elf/human hate anyway?
>>79140Tell her she is not permitted to travel with us if she is going to cockblock like that.
>>79163It's all races for them. They are DA BES and all other races are SHIT
>>79163Seconding this. The feelings are mutual so its not like James is raping her.
>>79188Oh uh...I was wanting her to explain that to us. If that's the case, then we gotta lay out some sick 'No race is better than the other' stuff at some point.
>>79140Is Vanyal the elf we knocked out with our tentacle cock?
>>79257She's the one who brought us to the elf city I believe.
>>79284No that one had sexy drills and was blonde.This is the one that had Aalna BTFO when she tried to see the queen.
>>79303Ah, so it was. I think we need a character list here, to at least keep track of things I guess.
>>79333Maybe, so far there's only about five characters we haven't fucked yet. That said, all of them are women. Maybe someone other than me could do it, like you. Might even get you a ticket, not that those are worth anything anymore.
>>79356Already have a ticket, so it wouldn't get me one.
>>79371My advice, don't use it. Everyone's a critic, and someone always ends up butthurt. Unless you're the kind of guy that likes that.
>>79489Eh, I'll find something to use it on. Maybe a waifu spawn. Maybe to get us out of a dire situation. Who knows.
>>79489This --> >>79501It's not our fault you make pants-on-head retarded decisions.
>>79163"Disgraceful. How can she debase herself by... by... liking a human! It is unbelievable.">What's with you guys and not liking humans?"Humans and the other lesser races are not worth the elves' time. In fact, if we did not need humans to mate we would likely exterminate them for the trouble they consistently give us.">Well that's fucked>Well, she's not coming along if she's going to be a cockblock"Hmph. I will join anyway and try to convince her of her folly. Just... Do not do anything around me.">No promises>She rolls her eyes>You're not going to kill us now, are you"Well, I did not swear a blood oath, so I can let it by...">How nice>Well, back to camp then>Invite her back into the tent"I do not want to be in the same tent as you, fool. I will stay with Nellia when she returns from her studies.">Sure whatever>Back into the tent>Snuggle up to Zan>SleepOkay, I keep nodding off when I stop to think about what to type, so I'm going to stop here. I've got work and I'm going to see family tomorrow, so don't expect a whole lot.Discussion question for the meantime: What kind of plot shit do you guys want to happen, and how do you want the waifus (current or future) to tie in?
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>79576Dump the Ork for an Oni.
>>79576I think we need to get us a home. Some place we can come back to. Seeing as we do have some kind of godliness about us, maybe a future waifu could be related to that? A guardian angel or some such? Or some that are just aimlessly wandering, much like we are?
>>79596We literally can't do that. We went through the ritual and so we always need her around. That aside, if we're rolling for a wondering oni I'd back it. It pays to have more than one hard hitting waifu
yeah no i definitely want this protag to legitimately become a god at some point
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>79625Forgot that, we still have glowing marks? We need a red oni. Drinking buddy waifu best waifu.
>>79576>>78582Plugging for my coupon again. I even got a vote >>78755.I liked the Elf City Arc cause things didn't immediately fall into James lap. We even got hints of P L O T from the Slime.We gotta dig deeper.Also, I'm gonna abandon the tripcode for now. You faggots are gonna have to guess when I'm qualityposting.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>79634I'm down with Oni, but I prefer blue, since Aalna is pretty much a red oni already
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>79576Tell Nellia to convince Van that humans and elves are equals>>79638How does digging deeper into the plot relate at all to making your dick evil?
>>79856For some reason just saying the phrase 'Making your dick evil' has me laughing pretty hard
Rolled 5 (1d10)Then we, like, achieve world peace somehow. Fighting probably wouldn't work, since it will be many years before we have kids old enough to fight. Maybe we just go around doing quests for different races, and they realize that multi-racial teams are able to solve things well, so they all decide to get along with each other. We can also slowly acquire followers by completing quests, and they see how cool we are and how big our dickS are, and decide to join our tribe to help spread peace and happiness and semen throughout the world
>>79900I accidentally the first half of my post. no idea how that even happened>>79576How about we form a tribe near the slimes. They seem nice and willing to help us. We'll slowly acquire kids from all our wives. Nellia can teach them book-stuff, and Aalan can teach them how to fight. Zan can take care of them like a mother.We could also find more waifus to teach the kids other things, like one to teach them magic or else we'll have to just teach our lolis about penis magic.
>>79928That could work. Have our own little base of operations.
>>79856Oh jeez, how could a plot about a guy pretending to be a fertility god, who is then betrayed by the very thing that makes him what he claims, be engaging?Think about it for a minute.>>79928And then we Gypsies.
>>80051>implying we're not the god of fertility
Character list:Feel free to add shit I forgotKennoRace: catgirlDick status: not interestedcaptured James when he first woke up in the forestLiagraRace: catgirlDick status: unknown (probably not too interested)oldvillage elder typegood at magicKazzanRace: catgirlDick status: loves the dickmarried to Jamesshort blue hairhazel eyesNemiiRace: catgirlDick status: wants the dicktallbig boobswanted to marry James, but lost to KazzanNel'VanRace: orcDick status: not interestedcast the spell binding James to orcsAalnaRace: orcDick status: loves the dickmarried to Jameslong blue hairgreen skinMeranRace: elfDick status: doesn't want the dickblond hair, green eyesbrought James to the elf cityNelliaRace: elfDick status: likes the dickmarried to Jamesglassessmartprotected James when elf queen wanted him executedVanyalRace: elfDick status: tsundere for the dicktallblack hairtried to kill JamesGreat MotherRace: slime/deityDick status: understands the dick in ways you cannot even comprehendhuge titstold James he will fulfil a prophecy
>>79576>shitty plotWe're kinda Hera/Junon (goddess of fertility and marriage), you might steal some plot from that mythology. Could one girl decide to have an affair? doesn't sound that likely. Maybe turn it around, and some god's not happy we're seducing his/her waifu. Maybe some tribe decides they're not okay sharing a god's seed with others.
Since we're either the peace bringers or the destroyers. I feel there should be a village/town that tries to corrupt James. Possibly by making him think he's back in the real world.Also I really want Kazzan to become futa, and have it be the one thing she REALLY reacts to. In a good way.
>>80682>long blue hair>green skinClear lack of taste here. This combination of cold colours is odd.Thanks for the list, kind Anon.I'd add that Nellia worked in a (empty) museum of some sort, and is knowledgable of ancient artefacts and legends.>>51460 →>Find what appears to be a public building>Various things on display>Orbs, paintings, sculptures>Go over to fragile looking orb"So were you looking at the Orb of Seeking. A very old artifact. It dates back to the First Era. Notice the decorational look to it? It was made to look like that so it wouldn't be stolen." ... "It was gifted to the third queen Vaanil, who had the need to find her lost husband." ... "He was kidnapped by an opponent to the crown. He was eventually found and the fighting was stopped by treaty. A happy end, wouldn't you say?" ... "Oh! I... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk so much.">She can make it up to you by taking you to some elven food"Oh, yes! Elven cooking is very enjoyed by most humans. Some dishes can... even induce...">Blinks at you>Face slowly turns scarlet"Um, perhaps I am misunderstanding, but... Are you asking me on a date."Wait, induce what exactly? Something lewd? Can we make it, or make a potion/soup with same ingredients?Can Nellia be our group's cook? Can she share recipes on >>>/ck/?
>>82323If I had to wager, it'd induce lust, maybe Elves use it as a means to make sure they conceive a child?
>>81862>futa>not looking for a glorious unicorn instead
>>81862Looking forward to the endgame of this. If we end up in the corruption/dark overlord route the story could go full MGE and create a world where all the monstergirls are in heat 24/7 and have blue hair.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>84546I'd rather we were the good guys...>>83655Why not both?Dice roll because why not?
Eyyy I'm on the road to dinner with the senpai. Ask me world questions. On mobile so bear with me
>>86506Did he notice you?What's the state of the pantheon (Assuming there's a bunch of gods)?
>>86506Any not!Japan countries in this world? Most fantasy worlds have one. Who do the humans usually war with?
>>86706No ;n;Each trace has a God/gods. Most are considered real, though a few are stated as blatantly false. >>86711This one isn't blatantly Japan.Themselves and, through the years, elves.
>>86781How is the state of the world currently? Are things mostly okay? Is there some bad shit on the horizon that could really shake things up? Does Aalna finally actually believe in us being a god?
>>86781So are gods real, or are they like ours?
>>86914Things are decent. This is the Fourth Era, started after the War of Crowns ended.There is a prophecy concerning a man that could bring about a dark age.Aalna is questioning now that the Great Mother manifested for us.
>>86960Some gods are more like super powerful creatures, like the Great Mother. Others are like fantasy gods; they're real, bit they barely deal on mortal affairs.
>>87020Is there a hierarchy to the Gods?
>>87020Do the gods regularly converse with one another? Or do they mostly keep to themselves?
>>87081Not sure on that yet. Most likely, depending on followers. Human gods would be most prevalent.>>87085They deal with each other. They mainly try not to fuck with each other. It's mortal affairs that get them fighting.
>>87171I had a feeling about that. Any chance in the future we could possibly romance a god or two?
>>87191That's up to you faggots
>>87171What's the general tech level spread?
>>87262Most advanced is cannons as far as just tech goes.Okay, at the restaurant. More shit later.
>>87303Be sure to tell us what the food was like.
>>87303Okay, I got a few more complicated questions for you to ponder as you try to ignore Uncle Tom's creeping hands.Does this planet/realm/whatever have any neat features (i.e. disc world, infinite land mass, eternal seasons, concentric rings of increasingly wild magic, etc.)?Does “Who DOESN’T have magic?” imply that all technology is magi-tech in a fashion (ala Harry Potter)? Why aren’t human men swarming these goddamn villages of beautiful virgin women? Is there a taboo, or some darker reason we haven’t discovered yet?Are monster girls truly capable of love?Answer at leisure.
>>89845G.top is at dinner with the family, he'll be back later. Maybe an hour or two at the most.
I've got an update for the summary, but it's a bit beefier than usual, cause we've started to cover more ground than usual per thread.When the Queen Elf continued to refuse audience, it wasn’t only James that got annoyed. Aalna, his orc wife, started arguing, one thing led to another, and suddenly James was rampaging through the palace with an almighty six-pronged tentadick maelstrom. He was getting better and better at this phallomancy thing. Unfortunately, the Elf Queen was less than impressed, and James narrowly avoided his doom thanks to the Librarian Elf from earlier. Together, the lot of them escaped the Elf Kingdom in a daring chase that culminated in summoning a dick tree, the fruit of which finally gave James a normal penis. The Librarian Elf, Nellia, was graciously accepted into the harem, having sacrificed all she knew for a stranger.Then came the slimes. They worshipped an entity known as the Great Mother and, after masterbating into her holy pool, James succeeded in summoning her. She brought with her enormous jugs and a prophecy that James would fulfil. Either he world save the world, or plunge it into darkness. Both choices seemed to involve a lot of fucking, so James was set.Afterwards, though, he was ambushed in his sleep by an elf assassin, who had beef with him after he disgracefully knocked her out with his tentacock. She failed to kill him. Now she wants to convert Nellia away from the D.James has a headache.Did I miss anything important?
>>90564That seems about right.
>>89873Must be a long ass dinner.
>>90972I bet you it involves crab cakes
>>90972I don't know what timezone he lives in, but usually around this time is when he calls it a night. There's every chance he's gone straight to sleep and there won't be anything until tomorrow.
>>91013What a fucking faggot.
Rolled 10 (1d20)Welcome to G.top Quest!the quest that controls G.top when he's not updating.>Be G.topYou're having a really long dinner with your family what do you do?On the table is a shit ton of X (my roll)1-5 Crab cakes6-10 Spagoots11-20 Bread rolls and pasta(1st to roll 6+ on a d10 gets)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>93629A GUN
>>93638While eating your spagoots you decide its time to pull your your fucking gunPapa.top of P.top as he's nicknamed says"The fuck are you doing G? I taught you better that this"Mama.top is just about to faint from the commotionNow what?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>93665AIM IT AT MYSELF
>>93665Shoot at dick. While slavquatting on the table and eating your spagoots.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>93665shoot up the resturant while shouting "Senpai, notice me"
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>93665squirt more pasta sauce on noodles.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>93665Shoot at the evil spies that were sitting across the way
>>93678(I'm mobile so no drawings)You're fucking done with this restaurant, you feel like you've been here for a day.It's time to make a stand. So you stand up.P.top does the same"I've had enough of your behavior! Sit back down and eat your spagoots right now."But you weren't focused on that, in the corner of your eye was her.Generic cat girl #264 aka sempai"Notice me Sempai!" You wail as you take your shot.Who do you shoot?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>93750Shoot Generic cat girl #263 to put her out of her misery.
>>93750Mozambique that bitch
>>93766*pew*Your bullet meets its destination, square in the forehead of GCG#263 who was just next to Sempai.#263 was trying to hit on Sempai, even though no one likes #263.#264 seems relievedP.top seems to have calmed down, as his shooting practices helped your aim significantly.M.top has faintedYou still have 2 bullets, and you intend on using them.What next? (1st 16+ on a d20 from now on, as this is more popular than I expected)
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>94003Kill M.top and D.topProceed to jack off to their corpses.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>94003Shoot at M.top for fainting.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>94030Then use your other bullet on catgirl #1
>>94030*sigh* M.top always faints. Instead of acting rationally, you proceed to shoot her.P.top and M.top had a loveless marriage any way.P.top seems indifferent, if slightly bloody.#264 is now aware that you killed the two.One in the chamber.Your spagoots are cold...What now?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>94500Kill P.top and rape #264 to death
>>94500Find a microwave, heat the spagoots, feed #264.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>94500Go try and talk to 264, without being a total sperg
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>94518roll
>>94525you get it, but It'll be a while till I update, as I really want to draw this one.
These faggots...I'm working right now. I'll be home in the next 2-3 hours and I'll post some story and answer a few questions.
>>94525You head into the kitchen with your now cold spagootsA waiter tries to stop you, but you use your last bullet on him.Now with a heated plate of spagoots, you take a seat with #264."Oh G.top, how could I-"You shush her with a fork full of the noodley goodnessSwayed by your charm, #264 comes to realize how much she cares for you.With P.top's aproval you drive back to your place to do what else? Play checkers of course.You wake up refreshed an alive, and check your quest's board to see a dumbass trying to pass the time and say>>94741YOU WINYou got>1 Generic Cat Grill waif>3 upcoming lawsuits>1 dad who's proud of you>Spagoots>>94741I'm sorry
>>87798I'm back, gonna answer this before I get to the story post.No, not really. I suppose cramped topography, because I like putting different biomes right fucking next to each other.Most tech is made via magic, but it's more of a time saver. Unless a crossbow is enchanted, it's just a crossbow. It doesn't matter that the wood was carved with magic.There's a taboo, yes, as well as plain ole race hatred. Humans have realized that not mating with most monster races will eventually kill them off, but GAWD DAMN THEM PUSSIES. Most monsters have figured out some way around this, like the orcs and catgirls. Elves haven't had the need, as they live so long.Kazzan is very much in love with James, Aalna's is more lust but the care is there, and Nellia's love is budding. So, yes.The captcha is being a bitch today. It took me nearly 30 goddamn minutes to post this.
Does anyone want anything answered by the girls during the HURR TRAVELING stuff?
>>96098No, pls post story thank.
>>96098@vanyaleyy bby u wan sum fugg?Asked while groping other waifus
>>96177>Back on the road>Goddamn travel is boring>One night at camp>Feeling frisky>Nallia is close>Kissing on her, rubbing dat elf booty>Vanyal staring with a venomous look>Want to join in>Looks startled and appalled>Face turns red"I would never! Perverts...">Whatever>Get some of that silk elven pussy>TRAVEL CONTINUES>But not for long>Ground gets rougher, eventually gives way to basically slabs of stone and packed dirt>Sparce trees and greens>Mostly moss everywhere>Big fucking hills, though>Threading through them, mostly>Informed this area is the Dens>Cool>Sky is turning orange>Very pretty>Better settle down for the night>Girls are doing their usual shit>Aalna setting up the fire>Zan and Nellia pitching tents>Vanyal unpacking pots and shit for cooking>Damn, there won't be enough wood for a decent fire>Tell the girls you're going to get fire wood>Affirmatives>Head out a ways>Plucking shitty sticks from the trees>Leaning over to pick up another>Hear flapping overhead>Hm?>Look up>Oh it's a bird>With tits?>And a face?>And coming right at u- OH FUCK>Fuck these sticks>Start to run back to camp>Suddenly something on your shoulders"Ah, ah! Caught you~">Naw bitch>Start running harder>Feels like feet are kicking air>Look down>They are>AAAAAAAAAA->Shiver in fear>Blink>Sight goes bleary>Black outCharacter trait: James is afraid of flight>Wake up>It's dark>Blink into the darkness>Stone everywhere?>Must be a cave of some sort>Try to get up>Eh?>Hands are literally IN THE STONE>Can wriggle fingers, though, must not be encased in them>Hear shuffling>Who's there?"Ooh, you're awake? Ehehe, good. I want you to be awake for this~"Damn, fuck the captcha today, CHRIST
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>96429Ready your twin dick and tentidick magic so that you can defend/free yourself even without the use of your arms.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>96429>Zan and Nellia pitching tentswow futas already?weave a dick shield from the abomination
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>96429Channel Dick magic into Arm, make it expand and crack the stone.
Yeah, man, fuck the captcha right? I would have got that if it weren't for that shit.
Thread is auto sageYou need to make a new one
Damn, I got out to be a good son and then we get kidnapped by a harpy. Wonderful.
>>96808New thread is go, working on story post now.
>>96475so we're doing this then?