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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure,(...) 10/02/16(Sun)14:08:13 No.652414

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Civ Thing Aftermath Adventure, Part 6 Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:08:13 No.652414 Archived

Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.

Your current protagonist is a Barbarian of the Barbarian Tribe. Kept in the arena to fight for the entertainment of The Kingdom.

Currently you're in your cell waiting for the next battle, and you just learned your former chief has converted to the Kingdoms religion and joined their side, what do you do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p)
10/02/16(Sun)14:09:57 No.652424

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p) 10/02/16(Sun)14:09:57 No.652424

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>652414
get pumped for the fight

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)14:11:14 No.652425

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)14:11:14 No.652425

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>652414
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)14:12:26 No.652430

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)14:12:26 No.652430

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>652414
Think to yourself how much you hate your fellow tribesmen converting

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:13:47 No.652436

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:13:47 No.652436

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>>652424

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)14:14:45 No.652439

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)14:14:45 No.652439

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>652414
Wait, where's the beard?

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)14:14:55 No.652441

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)14:14:55 No.652441

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>652436
get so hyped that you punch yourself in the face

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:15:09 No.652442

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:15:09 No.652442

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>652436
Beat on your chest like the hairy gorilla you are.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)14:15:13 No.652443

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)14:15:13 No.652443

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>652436
Punch yourself in the face

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:16:27 No.652448

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:16:27 No.652448

>>652439
Beards are an entirely personal fashion choice

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:18:35 No.652453

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:18:35 No.652453

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>>652441
Ah yes, the barbarian tradition

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)14:19:43 No.652458

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)14:19:43 No.652458

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>652453
Grow a beard, like a proper barbarian.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)14:19:45 No.652459

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)14:19:45 No.652459

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>652453
Ask a nearby by gaurd when we're fighting

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)14:19:58 No.652461

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)14:19:58 No.652461

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>652453
Now let's select our equipment for the fight

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:20:35 No.652463

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:20:35 No.652463

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>652453
Out of sheer excitement and willpower, push a beard out through your many potent beard follicles.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:22:34 No.652473

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:22:34 No.652473

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>>652459
"10 minutes"

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)14:23:28 No.652477

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)14:23:28 No.652477

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>652473
Oh shit we gotta select equipment fast

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:23:34 No.652478

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:23:34 No.652478

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>652473
>>652463

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)14:24:01 No.652481

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)14:24:01 No.652481

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>652473
Let's find what weapons to use

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)14:26:21 No.652493

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)14:26:21 No.652493

>>652481
horry sheit these are sum gud rolls
(Spoiler)We won't get them when we need them(/Spoiler)

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:28:05 No.652500

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:28:05 No.652500

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>>652481
"Alright, want to be well prepared eh? Come on, let's go to the pre-fight armory"

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)14:28:40 No.652504

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)14:28:40 No.652504

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>652500
Lick the guard

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)14:29:29 No.652508

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)14:29:29 No.652508

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>652500
Follow him while you think about how your the only pure barbarian left since everyone else has converted.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)14:29:44 No.652509

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)14:29:44 No.652509

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>652500
Grow a beard while walking.

Anonymous (ID: uwlNutxO)
10/02/16(Sun)14:31:48 No.652522

Anonymous (ID: uwlNutxO) 10/02/16(Sun)14:31:48 No.652522

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>652500
Try to gather info about the enemy

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:33:04 No.652525

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:33:04 No.652525

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>>652509
poof

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)14:33:48 No.652526

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)14:33:48 No.652526

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>652525
Lick your beard

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)14:34:04 No.652528

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)14:34:04 No.652528

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>652525
Ask the guard what he thinks of our beard

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)14:34:30 No.652532

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)14:34:30 No.652532

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>652525
Oh shit time to pick weapons

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:35:30 No.652534

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:35:30 No.652534

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>652525
Find some suitably barbarian weapons in the armory.

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)14:38:37 No.652543

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)14:38:37 No.652543

>>652414
oh shit, I'm probably gonna pass out in 4 hours but oh yeah time for Salt Adventures

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:39:20 No.652546

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:39:20 No.652546

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>>652528
"Oh hey, new beard. Nice. That looks good on you"

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)14:39:52 No.652550

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)14:39:52 No.652550

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>652546
Go through the doorway

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:40:00 No.652553

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:40:00 No.652553

>>652546
>>652534

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)14:40:03 No.652554

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)14:40:03 No.652554

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>652546
Seduce the guard with your beard

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)14:40:14 No.652555

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)14:40:14 No.652555

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>652546
Wait a minute, why are you so nice when the other guards are dicks

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:41:02 No.652557

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:41:02 No.652557

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>652553

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)14:42:06 No.652560

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)14:42:06 No.652560

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>652546

Get us pair of skull gloves for punching.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:47:11 No.652583

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:47:11 No.652583

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>>652550
"Alright, so over there are the bladed weapons, swords, knives and such. Over there are the polearms like spears and tridents. Over there are the shields, right next to the armor rack. And At that corner are the fist weapons like spiked gauntlets and skulls and whatnot"

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)14:48:03 No.652587

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)14:48:03 No.652587

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>652583
Dual wield shields. Become THE WALL.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)14:49:09 No.652595

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)14:49:09 No.652595

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>652583
Get a trident

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)14:50:04 No.652599

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)14:50:04 No.652599

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>652583
You need no weapons
Ask the guard for some ink some you can mash up some bone meal and mix it with ink for tribal paint

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)14:50:16 No.652600

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)14:50:16 No.652600

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>652587
>>652583

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:51:32 No.652604

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:51:32 No.652604

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>652583
Equip spike gauntlets.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)14:53:30 No.652614

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)14:53:30 No.652614

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>>652587
pdoink

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)14:54:57 No.652622

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)14:54:57 No.652622

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>652614
Go to the arena, size up your opponent

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:55:12 No.652624

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:55:12 No.652624

>>652614
Clank your shields together and yell and deafening roar. You are ready.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)14:55:12 No.652625

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)14:55:12 No.652625

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>652614

Dash for the arena! You want BLOOD!!!!

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)14:56:20 No.652630

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)14:56:20 No.652630

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>652624

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/02/16(Sun)15:01:26 No.652648

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/02/16(Sun)15:01:26 No.652648

Oh shit. I am late.

Goddamn

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:01:37 No.652650

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:01:37 No.652650

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>>652622
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. FOR TODAY'S OPENING ACT, WE HAVE A FIGHT BETWEEN A LIZARDMAN! CAPTURED FROM THE DEEP SOUTHERN JUNGLES AND A BARBARIAN! CAPTURED FROM THE SAVAGE LANDS RIGHT NEXT DOOR!"

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)15:02:51 No.652655

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)15:02:51 No.652655

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>652650
Seduce the lizardman.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:02:51 No.652656

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:02:51 No.652656

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>652650
Fucking go back and get a sword or something. Shits too extreme yo.

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:03:10 No.652657

PaladinOrc (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:03:10 No.652657

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>652650
We try to intimidate him by punching ourselves in the face

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:05:06 No.652663

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:05:06 No.652663

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>652650

Ask the lizardman if they worship cats.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:05:58 No.652665

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:05:58 No.652665

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>>652655
No effect

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:14 No.652669

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:14 No.652669

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>652665
Wrestle with him while having a freindly conversation

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:30 No.652670

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:30 No.652670

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>652665
Walk towards him menacingly, knowing there is NO WAY he can get pass our unbeatable defense.

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:32 No.652671

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:32 No.652671

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>652665
Welp, feed it our fists.

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:41 No.652674

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:41 No.652674

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>652665
do a good and seductive pose

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:46 No.652675

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:46 No.652675

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>652665
Lick the lizardman

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:51 No.652676

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:51 No.652676

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>652665
Notice his lack of sheild. Offer him a sheild for his weapon.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:07:59 No.652677

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:07:59 No.652677

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>652665
Cower in fear

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:08:26 No.652678

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:08:26 No.652678

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>652665
Await for him to strike, then send the weapon flying it with that buckler.
THE WALL WITHSTANDS EVERYTHING

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:09:14 No.652682

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:09:14 No.652682

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>652669

This
>>652669

But with oils.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:12:22 No.652686

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:12:22 No.652686

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>>652669
The lizardman swiftly slinks pass your grapple

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:13:12 No.652689

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:13:12 No.652689

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>652686
Wait for it to strike, then parry his spear and send it flying away with our buckler

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)15:13:43 No.652694

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)15:13:43 No.652694

>>652686
Turtle in sheild fort until lizard tired himself out.

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p)
10/02/16(Sun)15:13:48 No.652696

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p) 10/02/16(Sun)15:13:48 No.652696

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>652686
wheel around and smash him with a double shield bash

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:14:09 No.652697

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:14:09 No.652697

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>652686
>>652689

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:14:10 No.652698

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:14:10 No.652698

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>652686
call him a faggot and tell him to fite you up close and personal like a man

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:14:11 No.652699

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:14:11 No.652699

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>652686
"how are the guards treating you"
Throw rock at him

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:14:58 No.652700

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:14:58 No.652700

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>652686
Turn around and wait for him to attack, so you can knock his spear out of his hands.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:19:11 No.652717

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:19:11 No.652717

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>>652699
"Oh it dependsss. Sssome are niccce while othersss are...not. A mixxsssed bag"

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:20:36 No.652725

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:20:36 No.652725

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>652717
Goad him to attacking you

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/02/16(Sun)15:20:41 No.652726

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/02/16(Sun)15:20:41 No.652726

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>652717
He seems nice, throw the match and become friends with him

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/02/16(Sun)15:20:44 No.652727

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/02/16(Sun)15:20:44 No.652727

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>652717
Captain America shield throw!

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:20:59 No.652728

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:20:59 No.652728

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>652717
>>652689
I don't have any creativity, gonna try again

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:21:31 No.652730

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:21:31 No.652730

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>652717
Wait for him to attack and then disarm with a shield bash after he swings his spear.

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p)
10/02/16(Sun)15:22:21 No.652734

Anonymous (ID: fE3rM95p) 10/02/16(Sun)15:22:21 No.652734

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>652717
befriend him using your winning personality

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:24:16 No.652739

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:24:16 No.652739

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>652717
Goad him into attacking and parry
"Yeah kings a dick tho"

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:27:05 No.652750

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:27:05 No.652750

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>>652730
You guarded his spear and gave him a mighty bash, but it wasn't enough to disarm him yet

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:27:46 No.652758

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:27:46 No.652758

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>652750
Kick him in the crotch

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/02/16(Sun)15:28:41 No.652767

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/02/16(Sun)15:28:41 No.652767

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>652750
We need a name, lets call ourselves Canon Solidhat from now on
also ask if lizard wants to be friends

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:28:43 No.652768

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:28:43 No.652768

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>652750
Keep on the pressure, he have trouble spearing you if you're in his face.

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:29:23 No.652770

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:29:23 No.652770

>>652750
arm bar while he's disoriented
"Kings a dick tho"

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/02/16(Sun)15:32:41 No.652785

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/02/16(Sun)15:32:41 No.652785

>>652767
Eeeeyyyy

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:35:04 No.652792

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:35:04 No.652792

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>>652767
"Nah, I'm good" as he throws you away with his tail

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:36:23 No.652795

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:36:23 No.652795

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>652792
Get back up and charge towards him with your shields

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:37:29 No.652797

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:37:29 No.652797

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>652792
Wait for him to strike, then catch his arm between our shields and crush it

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:37:47 No.652800

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:37:47 No.652800

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>652792
Put up your defenses and wait again. Once he strikes, if you successfully bash him keep on the pressure till he drops.

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:38:05 No.652802

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:38:05 No.652802

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>652792
Trap into his tail and start spinning him
"I have a idea,want to start a workers union"

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:39:15 No.652806

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:39:15 No.652806

>>652802
Grap*
How the fuck did I fuck up this bad

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:41:35 No.652816

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:41:35 No.652816

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>652795
Charging at Lizardman, roll 2d100. Second number just needs to be higher than what I rolled

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/02/16(Sun)15:42:50 No.652821

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/02/16(Sun)15:42:50 No.652821

Rolled 64, 97 = 161 (2d100)

>>652816
We dead

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:43:48 No.652826

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:43:48 No.652826

>>652821
Saved

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:43:51 No.652827

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:43:51 No.652827

Rolled 85, 9 = 94 (2d100)

>>652816
This is why dice God is still more powerful then Brock

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:44:00 No.652829

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:44:00 No.652829

>>652821

I think we are good enough...

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:44:51 No.652834

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:44:51 No.652834

>>652821
>>652827
HAH! Thanks Dice God, you made me want to die.

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:44:54 No.652835

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:44:54 No.652835

>>652821
NOBODY FREAKING ROLL

>>652827
anon why.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)15:45:20 No.652838

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)15:45:20 No.652838

Rolled 64, 94 = 158 (2d100)

>>652816
double nat 100 incoming

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:45:52 No.652840

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:45:52 No.652840

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>652827
God dammit.
>>652816

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)15:46:31 No.652843

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)15:46:31 No.652843

>>652821
>15:42:50
>>652827
>15:43:51
Over a minute after first post
Doesn't count

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:46:40 No.652844

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:46:40 No.652844

>>652835
I fucking hate barbarians

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:47:06 No.652848

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:47:06 No.652848

>>652827
Dice God is probably hiding his secret bunker fucking with the timeline for shits and giggles

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:47:44 No.652849

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:47:44 No.652849

>>652843
Ayo das true.
PRAISE TIME GOD

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:49:03 No.652857

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:49:03 No.652857

>>652849
But Mc herbalist
DICE GOD IS TIME GOD

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:50:44 No.652866

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:50:44 No.652866

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>>652821
Good slam

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:51:41 No.652870

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:51:41 No.652870

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>652866
Beat the shit out of him

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)15:52:17 No.652874

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)15:52:17 No.652874

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>652866
Slam him again, kick away his spear if he lets up.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:52:55 No.652879

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:52:55 No.652879

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>652857
Ayo, MC Herbalist is spelled with a capital "C", like "Dice god is a 'C'uck", you feel me?
>>652866
Crush him between our shields!

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:52:55 No.652880

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:52:55 No.652880

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>652866
Put him into armbar
"how about a union for us gladiators?"

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)15:53:03 No.652881

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)15:53:03 No.652881

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>652866
"Come on and SLAM! And welcome to the JAM!"

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)15:53:11 No.652882

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)15:53:11 No.652882

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>652866
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
HEY YOU WHATCHA GONNA DO
HEY YOU WHATCHA GONNA DO

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/02/16(Sun)15:53:56 No.652885

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/02/16(Sun)15:53:56 No.652885

Holy shit! I saved it! Hooray being irresponsible!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)15:57:15 No.652897

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)15:57:15 No.652897

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>>652870

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/02/16(Sun)15:58:26 No.652905

Paladin with too many hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/02/16(Sun)15:58:26 No.652905

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>652897
A winner is you.

Poak bun is prize for you stinky westerner

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)15:58:30 No.652906

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)15:58:30 No.652906

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>652897
NOW STOP!
HAMMER TIME!

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)15:59:03 No.652909

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)15:59:03 No.652909

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>652897
Beat him so hard he dies. But not the head. We can keep his skull as a exotic trophy.

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)15:59:13 No.652912

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)15:59:13 No.652912

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>652897
>>652882

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)15:59:30 No.652914

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)15:59:30 No.652914

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>652897
UNIONS
YOU WANT ONE?
Break his legs so he can't get away

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)15:59:32 No.652916

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)15:59:32 No.652916

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>652897
Now lick him. Assert dominance.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:05:13 No.652930

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:05:13 No.652930

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>>652906
Well okay, Hammer Blow

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)16:06:13 No.652935

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)16:06:13 No.652935

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>652930
he ded

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:06:14 No.652936

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:06:14 No.652936

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>652930
did we win?

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)16:06:38 No.652940

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)16:06:38 No.652940

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>652930
Get him into a headlock between our shields

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:07:12 No.652943

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:07:12 No.652943

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>652930
Kill him

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:10:54 No.652957

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:10:54 No.652957

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>>652940
What head

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)16:12:06 No.652963

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)16:12:06 No.652963

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>652957
We showboat after our victory

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:12:20 No.652964

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:12:20 No.652964

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>652957
never forget the lizard guy

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)16:12:49 No.652965

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)16:12:49 No.652965

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>652957
Oh, no skull? Well, let's take its spear as a trophy, and make it into a wooden crown.
We're the king of the arena.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:13:07 No.652968

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:13:07 No.652968

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>652957
Proclaim victory and ask if we can go inside

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)16:14:59 No.652976

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)16:14:59 No.652976

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>652957
Cry because we killed our only friend

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:17:19 No.652989

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:17:19 No.652989

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>>652964
R.I.P Lizard Guy

Never Forget

#lizardguy
#riplizardguy
#neverforgetlizardguy10XX

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:18:13 No.652994

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:18:13 No.652994

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>652989
okay forget lizard guy lets get our next opponent

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)16:18:36 No.652997

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)16:18:36 No.652997

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>652989
>>652965

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:18:52 No.653000

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:18:52 No.653000

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>652989

Turn lizard guy skins into cape.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:19:03 No.653002

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:19:03 No.653002

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>652989
Consume it's flesh

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)16:19:46 No.653006

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)16:19:46 No.653006

>>652989
Obtain perks
Fights for friends
In loving memory of lizard man
Freindly

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)16:21:04 No.653009

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)16:21:04 No.653009

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>653006
Oops

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:25:17 No.653030

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:25:17 No.653030

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>>652994
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE OUR WINNER! THE BARBARIAN HAS TRIUMPHED AGAINST THE LIZARDMAN! LET US HOPE FOR HIS CONTINUED SUCCESS. NOW, BARBARIAN, LEAVE THE FIELD SO WE CAN CLEAN UP AND GET READY FOR THE NEXT FIGHT"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:26:30 No.653037

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:26:30 No.653037

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>653030
Do as he says. Leave the field and clean up

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:27:11 No.653040

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:27:11 No.653040

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>653030
pick up a trophy from the lizard man before you go

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)16:27:13 No.653041

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)16:27:13 No.653041

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>653030
Leave the field, but take the corpse with you.
Free materials for weapons and armor.

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:27:16 No.653042

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:27:16 No.653042

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>653030
Leave the field but thru the wrong exit.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:27:46 No.653047

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:27:46 No.653047

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>653030

We can't wait, so we do the cleaning job ourself but FAST!

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/02/16(Sun)16:28:36 No.653053

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/02/16(Sun)16:28:36 No.653053

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>653030
Leave the felid
Talk to guard
Get called a wuss by fellow barb
Fight start

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:31:59 No.653070

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:31:59 No.653070

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>>653040
Which part? His shoulderpads? His hide? His spear? Or just the entire corpse?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:32:41 No.653073

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:32:41 No.653073

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>653070
His hide.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)16:32:56 No.653075

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)16:32:56 No.653075

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>653070
his genitals, obviously

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)16:32:56 No.653076

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)16:32:56 No.653076

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>653070
EVERYTHING!

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:32:59 No.653077

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:32:59 No.653077

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>653070
his hide

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)16:33:24 No.653081

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)16:33:24 No.653081

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>653070
His tail, wear it like a scarf.

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:33:55 No.653086

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:33:55 No.653086

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>653070
his skull

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:36:55 No.653096

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:36:55 No.653096

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>>653077
YOU GOT:
Lizardman Hide (minus head)

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:38:00 No.653102

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:38:00 No.653102

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>653096
Let's go back inside

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)16:38:19 No.653104

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)16:38:19 No.653104

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>653096
Drape it around our shoulders and strike a pose. Then leave quickly, wouldn't want to get killed by the guards for staying too long

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:38:21 No.653105

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:38:21 No.653105

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>653096
lets head back and set up our sick new rug

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)16:38:43 No.653108

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)16:38:43 No.653108

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>653096
Lick it thoroughly. Got to keep it clean, you know.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:41:14 No.653121

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:41:14 No.653121

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>>653105
Your cell is comfier already

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.653124

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:42:03 No.653124

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>653121
we must slaughter more people in the arena to make a comfier home

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)16:42:38 No.653126

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)16:42:38 No.653126

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>653121
Knock self unconscious on bed - have nice dream

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+)
10/02/16(Sun)16:43:05 No.653127

Anonymous (ID: 8kuyxEY+) 10/02/16(Sun)16:43:05 No.653127

>>653124
my rolls are getting a bit out of hand ima stop posting for a bit
~~unless someone can beat this~~

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:44:18 No.653130

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:44:18 No.653130

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>>653124
Sounds like a plan i guess

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:45:05 No.653134

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:45:05 No.653134

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>653130

Check up with your neighbor.

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)16:45:26 No.653135

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)16:45:26 No.653135

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>653130
Take a look of the next fighter.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:45:44 No.653138

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:45:44 No.653138

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>653130
Punch yourself in the face and take a nap.

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)16:46:59 No.653141

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)16:46:59 No.653141

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>653130
Like >>653134, but with more squats.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:49:50 No.653148

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:49:50 No.653148

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>>653135
Oh hey, it's another barbarian fighting next. You went to that guy's wedding

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:51:56 No.653157

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:51:56 No.653157

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>653148
wait, I thought Barbarians produced asexually thru skull offerings?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:52:01 No.653159

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:52:01 No.653159

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>653148
Ask what he worships or believes. Is he a Brockian or paladin guy.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)16:52:20 No.653161

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)16:52:20 No.653161

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>653148
who'd he get married to?

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA)
10/02/16(Sun)16:52:24 No.653163

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA) 10/02/16(Sun)16:52:24 No.653163

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>653148
Rile your foe up by pretending you betrayed your tribe and converted

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:53:58 No.653174

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:53:58 No.653174

>>653157
Come to think of it I don't remember ever seeing a female barbarian. I think there's a good chance that he's gay then.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)16:55:03 No.653180

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)16:55:03 No.653180

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>>653157
Dude was from the time before all barbs relied on offerings to clone yourselves

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:55:31 No.653185

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:55:31 No.653185

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>653180

"Hey bro! How is going with your elf wife? It is quit strange you never got any childrens with her..."

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)16:56:17 No.653188

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)16:56:17 No.653188

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>653180
speaking of offerings. Ask the Barb you're fighting if he's with the One True God or that shit god the one formerly known as the Barbarian Leader Hooded Bones parading with

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA)
10/02/16(Sun)16:56:40 No.653191

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA) 10/02/16(Sun)16:56:40 No.653191

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>653180
Question the gender of his elf wife

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)16:57:04 No.653193

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)16:57:04 No.653193

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>653180
Ask what he worships

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:08:57 No.653266

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:08:57 No.653266

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>>653185
"What elf wife? We never captured any elves"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)17:11:06 No.653274

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)17:11:06 No.653274

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>653266
Bash your head against the wall to regain your sanity and memory.

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA)
10/02/16(Sun)17:11:20 No.653275

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA) 10/02/16(Sun)17:11:20 No.653275

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>653266
Call him out on his lying and convince yourself he married an elf and hes an irredeemable faggot

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)17:12:13 No.653277

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)17:12:13 No.653277

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>653266

"No elf? Oh I see... I always confuse for manling as elves."

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:15:03 No.653297

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:15:03 No.653297

>>653266
Wait... That means...
There are barbarian women!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:15:37 No.653300

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:15:37 No.653300

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>>653274
Ah yes, this unconciousness-induced darkness is really good for your memory

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)17:16:57 No.653317

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)17:16:57 No.653317

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>653300
Flashback to our tribal days

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)17:17:28 No.653320

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)17:17:28 No.653320

Rolled 88 (1d100)

Wake up and ask the other barbarian what God he worships now that we're back to normal.

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:17:48 No.653323

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:17:48 No.653323

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>653300
have a fever dream

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)17:18:08 No.653327

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)17:18:08 No.653327

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>653300

Remember the time you meet a strange barbarian cultist who suddenly worship Flaming Snake god instead for Brock.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:21:38 No.653338

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:21:38 No.653338

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>>653317
Ah yes, the simple time where a barbarian was free to throw rocks willy nilly without having to worry about the consequences

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)17:22:44 No.653346

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)17:22:44 No.653346

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>653338
immediately face consequences.

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)17:22:45 No.653347

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)17:22:45 No.653347

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>653338
Go for the high score in rock throwing

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:22:49 No.653348

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:22:49 No.653348

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>653338
remember ur mom

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)17:22:58 No.653350

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)17:22:58 No.653350

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>653338
Think about that time were all the other tribes attacked us.

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)17:23:58 No.653357

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)17:23:58 No.653357

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>653338
Remember the time you hit some other barb while both throwing rocks and he got pissed. Your confused because you were both playing rock-throw.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:29:41 No.653388

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:29:41 No.653388

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>>653348
"when are you gonna stop lying around the hut eating jerky all day and go out to throw rocks at other tribes like a normal barbarian?"

pfffft, she doesn't run your life

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)17:30:38 No.653395

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)17:30:38 No.653395

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>653388
Throw a rock hard boner at mom

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)17:31:01 No.653396

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)17:31:01 No.653396

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>653388
Remember when you killed a a baby snake to prove your manhood

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)17:31:04 No.653397

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)17:31:04 No.653397

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>653388
Throw rock at her.

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:31:20 No.653402

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:31:20 No.653402

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>653388
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, MOM! [jerky eating intensifies]

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)17:32:13 No.653410

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)17:32:13 No.653410

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>653388
Remember that time when you came home from a long day of rock throwing and discovered your mom sleeping with the King on the d/l.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:33:22 No.653424

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:33:22 No.653424

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>>653395

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)17:34:30 No.653435

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)17:34:30 No.653435

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>653424
Remember getting your ass beaten by your mom after you threw a bone at her.

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:34:42 No.653438

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:34:42 No.653438

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>653424
uh-oh I'll bet your mom is going to go get dad

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)17:35:00 No.653440

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)17:35:00 No.653440

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>653424
Face immediate and severe consequences.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)17:35:24 No.653442

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)17:35:24 No.653442

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>653435
>>653424

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:38:28 No.653468

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:38:28 No.653468

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>>653442
That was an awkward dinner that night

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA)
10/02/16(Sun)17:39:26 No.653481

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA) 10/02/16(Sun)17:39:26 No.653481

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>653468
Remember your first raid on another tribe

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)17:39:27 No.653482

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)17:39:27 No.653482

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>653468
Wake up from the flashback

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:39:40 No.653483

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:39:40 No.653483

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>653468
okay well that was traumatizing. good thing it's just a flashback and you're now a totally normal functioning adult who doesn't get triggered by the sight of jerky at all nope

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)17:40:21 No.653488

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)17:40:21 No.653488

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>653468
Remember how after that day you trained in acrobatics for years in order to avoid you mom's rocks going forward.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:44:48 No.653518

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:44:48 No.653518

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>>653483
Uhh..yeah...good thing you totally got over that trauma...yeah

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)17:45:56 No.653526

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)17:45:56 No.653526

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>653518
you awaken splayed out on your lizard skin rug

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)17:46:36 No.653532

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)17:46:36 No.653532

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>653518
Go back to the present day and reality

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)17:46:38 No.653533

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)17:46:38 No.653533

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>653518
Wake up in room.

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)17:47:19 No.653539

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)17:47:19 No.653539

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>653518
By the way, your mum was a total AILF.

>AILF: Amazon I'd Like to Fug

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:50:29 No.653574

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:50:29 No.653574

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>>653526

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)17:51:46 No.653580

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)17:51:46 No.653580

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>653574
Ask what the hell you just did to your friendly neighbor.

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)17:52:31 No.653588

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)17:52:31 No.653588

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>653574
Scan the room for food.
We should've been asleep when it came flying in.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:54:24 No.653603

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:54:24 No.653603

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>>653588
Oh it's just a...piece of jerky

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)17:54:49 No.653607

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)17:54:49 No.653607

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>653603
Cry.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)17:55:18 No.653615

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)17:55:18 No.653615

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>653603
TRIGGERED

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)17:55:20 No.653617

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)17:55:20 No.653617

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>653603

Get sudden vision of Brock or something else...?

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)17:55:24 No.653618

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)17:55:24 No.653618

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>653603
Hold it together.
It's just food.
~~The food of our nightmares~~

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)17:55:30 No.653620

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)17:55:30 No.653620

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>653603
>It ain't me

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y)
10/02/16(Sun)17:56:51 No.653631

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y) 10/02/16(Sun)17:56:51 No.653631

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>653603
Have a complete mental breakdown

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)17:59:42 No.653653

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)17:59:42 No.653653

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>>653618
Various screams and panic yelling of "NO MOMMY NO!" and "PLEASE STOP I'LL BE A GOD BOY, I'LL BE A GOOD BOYYYYY" and similiar others were heard from your cell

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:00:40 No.653661

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:00:40 No.653661

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>653653
Put it under the rug and never and think of it again.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:01:25 No.653671

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:01:25 No.653671

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>653653
Pass out until the guards throw you out to the next fight

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)18:02:14 No.653677

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)18:02:14 No.653677

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>653653
You discover that fear gives you unexpected speed for running away. Cover your eyes and pocket that jerky, we may use it later, when running from something

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:02:56 No.653686

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:02:56 No.653686

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>>653671
Ah yes, darkness, your old friend. It will deliver you from this nightmare

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:03:39 No.653690

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:03:39 No.653690

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>653686
Nightmare of infinite jerky

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)18:03:53 No.653693

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)18:03:53 No.653693

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>653686
Face your inner demons

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:03:55 No.653694

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:03:55 No.653694

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>653686
SUDDENLY MORE ASS BEATING FLASHBACKS

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y)
10/02/16(Sun)18:05:22 No.653711

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y) 10/02/16(Sun)18:05:22 No.653711

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>653686
Face your fears and overcome them. Become a MAN

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:11:46 No.653766

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:11:46 No.653766

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>>653694
Like that time you skipped rock throwing class to go punch rocks instead

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:12:45 No.653778

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:12:45 No.653778

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>653766
Wake up in a dry sweat, screaming.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:13:24 No.653789

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:13:24 No.653789

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>653766
Remember getting raped by mutated creatures of the forest.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)18:13:43 No.653793

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)18:13:43 No.653793

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>653766
But remember the good times, when your mother gave you your first skull hat

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)18:14:01 No.653795

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)18:14:01 No.653795

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>653766
And that time when all your dreams were crushed when your peers told you you would never be a good rock thrower than beat the shit out of you

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:14:12 No.653797

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:14:12 No.653797

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>653766
Also that time you got caught petting animals instead of punching them

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/02/16(Sun)18:14:26 No.653799

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/02/16(Sun)18:14:26 No.653799

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>653766

Thank to backbreaking everyday, we can turn around and see our own ass without problem.

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)18:14:41 No.653801

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)18:14:41 No.653801

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>653766
No money no honey

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)18:14:53 No.653803

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)18:14:53 No.653803

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>653766
I vote to play as this guy's mom.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:18:02 No.653832

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:18:02 No.653832

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>>653789
Wait, when did that happen.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:19:50 No.653843

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:19:50 No.653843

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>653832
Remember when we were set up a second fortress were the elves use to live and fighting the creatures of the forest who were mutated from our meteor attack

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:19:54 No.653844

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:19:54 No.653844

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>653832
3 weeks ago

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/02/16(Sun)18:20:21 No.653849

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/02/16(Sun)18:20:21 No.653849

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>653832
Oh, no, that was just one of those messed up rock-comics from the east we read when we were younger.
Some ugly shit.

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y)
10/02/16(Sun)18:20:34 No.653851

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y) 10/02/16(Sun)18:20:34 No.653851

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>653832
Remember the obviously repressed memories, but with censors

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:20:53 No.653855

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:20:53 No.653855

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>653843
>>653832

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)18:21:03 No.653860

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)18:21:03 No.653860

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>653832
Rember Brock calling you a faggot and molesting you when you were a chiled giving you an irrational fear of rocks

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:22:34 No.653871

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:22:34 No.653871

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>>653851
No, we beat them, everytime, and suffered literally no losses. Because barbarian tribe best tribe and we are invincible and have literally done nothing wrong and this is totally not barbarian revisionist history in action

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)18:24:00 No.653884

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)18:24:00 No.653884

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>653871
>No Losses
Hmmm barb, I think you're repressing something there. Remember when you got your asses btfo by those mutated forest creatures after you blew up the forest?

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)18:24:00 No.653885

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)18:24:00 No.653885

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>653871
What about that one time you fucked up trying to kill an orc caravan and got some barbs skeletonized.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:24:10 No.653888

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:24:10 No.653888

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>653871
Go back to reality

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)18:24:13 No.653889

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)18:24:13 No.653889

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>653871
Remember the meteor

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)18:24:31 No.653892

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)18:24:31 No.653892

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>653871
Keep growing beard

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:24:40 No.653895

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:24:40 No.653895

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>653871
Assure yourself nothing is wrong and go onto the next fight.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)18:25:04 No.653901

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)18:25:04 No.653901

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>653871
>>653860

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)18:25:53 No.653906

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)18:25:53 No.653906

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>653871
Okay, good. Now let's get back to more traumatic nightmares, like the time your Dad caught you picking dandelions and suplexed you off a cliff.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:26:41 No.653913

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:26:41 No.653913

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>>653884
Nope, no losses whatsoever. We were literally invincible because we're so much better than the other shit eating tribes.

Barbs dindu nuffin

We wuz throwin rocks n shieeet

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:01 No.653929

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:01 No.653929

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>653913
I'm %100 sure you're repressing memories, because that's not how we remember it.

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:06 No.653931

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:06 No.653931

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>653913
What about that one time you sent barbs out to their certain doom.
Only for them to return as skeletons.
Accept the truth, you fucked up.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:12 No.653933

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:12 No.653933

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>653913
Commit suicide

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:16 No.653934

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:16 No.653934

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>653913
The Repressed memorys start showing themselves leading to us breaking down into a traumatic mess

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:23 No.653935

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:23 No.653935

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>653913
>>653860

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:45 No.653943

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:45 No.653943

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>653913
We even plotted expansion! Most progressive tribe

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:28:55 No.653944

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:28:55 No.653944

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>653913
if you never lost, then why are you enslaved right now?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:32:04 No.653974

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:32:04 No.653974

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>>653943
Exactly! We're so great we gave ourselves an immaginary trophy

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:33:48 No.653991

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:33:48 No.653991

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>653974
>>653888

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)18:33:59 No.653993

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)18:33:59 No.653993

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>653974
>Implying barbs aren't the worst
>Implying barbs just got their race killed and then enslaved
~~>Implying Brock loves you~~
Speaking of that last one we should probably call him to see how he's doing.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:34:00 No.653994

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:34:00 No.653994

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>653974
arena fight nao

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)18:34:43 No.653999

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)18:34:43 No.653999

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>653974
What about the time you guys got your ass beat by the Orcs? Or the time the elves killed you?

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y)
10/02/16(Sun)18:36:09 No.654011

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y) 10/02/16(Sun)18:36:09 No.654011

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>653974
Except that it's all imaginary and in reality the barbarians were enslaved, and their culture was stomped out long ago.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:36:18 No.654013

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:36:18 No.654013

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>>653993
>Implying barbs aren't the best
As evident by our second trophy taht we gave ourselves inside our own immagination

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)18:36:32 No.654019

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)18:36:32 No.654019

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>653974
Poop in it

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)18:37:41 No.654026

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)18:37:41 No.654026

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>654013
Remember meteor spell? That was awesome. Maybe Brock will reward us for the lizard skin!

Make offering!

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:37:56 No.654030

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:37:56 No.654030

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>654013
Get ready for the next fight. It should be soon

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)18:38:38 No.654034

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)18:38:38 No.654034

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>654013
>>653906

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:38:46 No.654036

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:38:46 No.654036

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>654013
Surround yourself in imaginary trophies.

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y)
10/02/16(Sun)18:41:26 No.654067

Anonymous (ID: 9+siKd6y) 10/02/16(Sun)18:41:26 No.654067

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>654013
God, it's almost like all these imaginary trophies are making up for the lack of something...

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:42:29 No.654073

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:42:29 No.654073

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>>654026
Yes indeed, you made an offering of the lizardman rug to Brock.

He's not answering.

Hmm

Well maybe there's a connection problem, you probably won't get a good signal down here surrounded by Kingdom stuff. They're clearly messing with your connection.

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)18:43:18 No.654082

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)18:43:18 No.654082

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>654073
Poop pants

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:43:55 No.654086

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:43:55 No.654086

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>654073
Remember you were the bad guys all along and your horribly repressesed losses crash down on your memorys

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:44:29 No.654091

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:44:29 No.654091

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>654073
Go to the areana to fight, you need to get out of here quickly so you can complete your offerings.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:45:18 No.654099

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:45:18 No.654099

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>654073
stage elaborate escape

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:48:14 No.654134

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:48:14 No.654134

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>>654086
Nuh uh! Barbs were the good guys! You were the good guys! It's the other tribes' fault for being shithead chicken-brained wusses! Barbs dindu nuffin! Barbs dindu nuffin!

Anonymous (ID: YF0S8+IR)
10/02/16(Sun)18:49:21 No.654143

Anonymous (ID: YF0S8+IR) 10/02/16(Sun)18:49:21 No.654143

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>654134
Is your name perhaps rock solid?

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:49:50 No.654149

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:49:50 No.654149

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>654134
Reminisce about saving helpless people and being a good guy, and definitely not killing them and looting the body afterwards.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:49:52 No.654150

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:49:52 No.654150

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>654134
it's okay
you can cry
you're in a safe place

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)18:50:15 No.654154

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)18:50:15 No.654154

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>654134
get a brain aneurysm from all these memories you've been repressing

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:50:26 No.654156

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:50:26 No.654156

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>654134
What about when you throw rocks at the mapmaking dragon, and when you tried to steal the elf women?

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)18:51:44 No.654163

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)18:51:44 No.654163

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>654134
OH HEY, TIME FOR GLADIATOR FIGHT!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)18:54:17 No.654186

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)18:54:17 No.654186

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>>654156
Shit, that was uh....tch...ah...totally justified. Shieet. That dragon was clearly threatening national security and we were merely sending a friendly scouting party into the forest with absolutely no intention of killing them and taking their women back to our village to rape later. I mean clearly. We dindu nuffin. Except care. About our tribe and freedums.

#patriotism

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)18:55:25 No.654196

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)18:55:25 No.654196

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>654186
>>654143

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)18:55:46 No.654202

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)18:55:46 No.654202

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>654186
all of this totally accurate remembering has made you hungry. call for the guard.

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)18:55:59 No.654205

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)18:55:59 No.654205

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>654186
Fearing what you may discover with self inspection, decide its time for an arena fight.

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)18:55:59 No.654206

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)18:55:59 No.654206

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>654186
Pls show guard reactions to our insanity.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)18:55:59 No.654207

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)18:55:59 No.654207

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>654186
Elves and dragons are fags anyway
The orcs though, why'd you try to genocide the orcs three times in a row. They were really swell dudes!

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)18:56:19 No.654212

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)18:56:19 No.654212

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>654186
What about the times you spent multiple consecutive turns raining down meteors on towards the elven forest?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)18:56:55 No.654214

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)18:56:55 No.654214

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>654186
What about all those times where you killed innocent animals that couldn't defend themselves.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)19:01:42 No.654247

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)19:01:42 No.654247

>>654207
Because you didnt pay for the wall we built

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:02:46 No.654258

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:02:46 No.654258

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>>654207
Ah yeah well yah, see, well Orcs...Orcs! Orcs, you see. Orcs are clearly less of a bunch of fags than the rest of the other wusses, but they're still a bunch of greenskinned shiteaters -ahem- but see, we didn't attack the orcs! Yes, we d-didn't! See, that was all coompletely...self defense! Yes, that's it. Because as everyone can see, the orcs are pretty big guys 4 u, and they approached us with their bigness and clearly threatening body language and therfore it was entirely within our rights to exterminate their gene pool.

Plus as being the only race that can stand up to us, we were clearly, CLEARLY, uh, sparring, yes, SPARRING with them to help THEM improve their fighting capabilities...yes yes yes. See, so they should be THANKING US for helping them become better.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)19:03:02 No.654260

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)19:03:02 No.654260

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>654214
>>654258

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:04:24 No.654276

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:04:24 No.654276

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>654258
What about when you went full necromatic army and started raising the dead and making giant scary bone golems and stuff?

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)19:04:35 No.654277

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)19:04:35 No.654277

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>654258
it's almost time for our next fight. get swole.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)19:04:52 No.654279

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)19:04:52 No.654279

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>654258
Run for arena chief

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:08:37 No.654326

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:08:37 No.654326

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>>654260
What? Pffft. What? Naw man, nawww. WHat?! Pshaawww, no. No. No. No. Those animals were clearly armed and dangerous and clearly were coming straight at us! I mean, when an SEEMINGLY, SEEMINGLY, cute and innocent creature runs up to you and be all like "Rawr imma eat you" what can you do but kill it and its entire family in response? I mean, c'mon. C'mon. C'maaaaaannnn

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:10:02 No.654343

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:10:02 No.654343

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>654326
>>654276

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)19:10:10 No.654346

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)19:10:10 No.654346

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>654326
WERE DID HE TOUCH YOU

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)19:10:17 No.654347

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)19:10:17 No.654347

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>654326
check in with the guy in the next door cell again. see if he's got any extra food. all of this truth-telling is making you starved.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)19:10:19 No.654348

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)19:10:19 No.654348

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>654326
Welp. Let's go the arena.

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)19:10:27 No.654350

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)19:10:27 No.654350

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>654326
Is he talking to himself? How does this look to others?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:13:36 No.654374

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:13:36 No.654374

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>>654347
"Yes, strange barbarian who spent over an hour talking to himself and occasionally the wall, I do have some spare food. Want some jerky?"

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)19:14:53 No.654390

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)19:14:53 No.654390

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>654374
*hello darkness my old friend*

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)19:14:58 No.654391

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)19:14:58 No.654391

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>654374
seizure from psychological trauma

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7)
10/02/16(Sun)19:15:16 No.654395

Anonymous (ID: Q9rxjoP7) 10/02/16(Sun)19:15:16 No.654395

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>654374
>IT AIN'T ME

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:15:55 No.654398

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:15:55 No.654398

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>654391
>>654374

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)19:16:11 No.654399

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)19:16:11 No.654399

>>654374
Remember about how your father was a jerkyholic
Remember how he didn't believe you when you told him a skeleton molestwed you
Remember him repeatedly suplexing you
Remember that moment with your mom
Mental breakdown go

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)19:16:20 No.654400

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)19:16:20 No.654400

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>654374
Fetal position.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:17:08 No.654408

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:17:08 No.654408

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>>654390
"GUARDS! HE'S YELLLING ABOUT HIS MOM AGAIN!"

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)19:17:18 No.654411

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)19:17:18 No.654411

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>654399
Oops

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:17:56 No.654418

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:17:56 No.654418

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>654408
*Yelling and thrashing gets louder

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)19:18:01 No.654420

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)19:18:01 No.654420

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>654408
Triggered you punch through the wall and shove that jerky down the throat of your neighbor prisoner

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)19:18:24 No.654425

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)19:18:24 No.654425

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>654408
>>654400

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)19:18:41 No.654427

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)19:18:41 No.654427

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>654408
>>654399

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)19:18:42 No.654428

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)19:18:42 No.654428

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>654408
turns out your mom is your opponent in the next fight

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:22:24 No.654449

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:22:24 No.654449

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>>654418
"EY! CALM THE FUCK DOWN"

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)19:23:32 No.654467

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)19:23:32 No.654467

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>654449
>>654428

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:24:11 No.654476

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:24:11 No.654476

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>654449
NO MOM WHY! WHY!
THE JERKEY ITS EVERYWHERE!
SAVE ME! SAVE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE!

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju)
10/02/16(Sun)19:24:23 No.654478

Anonymous (ID: e5Ieaaju) 10/02/16(Sun)19:24:23 No.654478

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>654449
Go limp. Play dead.

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)19:25:34 No.654486

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)19:25:34 No.654486

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>654449
Poop pants

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:28:32 No.654515

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:28:32 No.654515

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>>654476
"HE'S NOT CALMING DOWN!"

"THen we have no choice, prepare to use the anesthetic"

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)19:29:38 No.654523

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)19:29:38 No.654523

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>654515
Poop pants as your defence mechanism!

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:29:38 No.654524

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:29:38 No.654524

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>654515
Attempt to break free from their grasp and run away panicking.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)19:29:48 No.654526

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)19:29:48 No.654526

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>654515
Use the anesthetic what ever that is

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)19:30:01 No.654529

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)19:30:01 No.654529

>>654515
Your fear gives you immense power

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)19:30:15 No.654532

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)19:30:15 No.654532

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>654515
Thrash harder, scream incoherently.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:31:09 No.654544

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:31:09 No.654544

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>>654523
You don't wear pants

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)19:31:14 No.654545

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)19:31:14 No.654545

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>654515
>>654529

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/02/16(Sun)19:32:01 No.654550

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/02/16(Sun)19:32:01 No.654550

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>654544
Mother fuckin! Fine poop yourself! Fucking poop!

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)19:32:07 No.654551

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)19:32:07 No.654551

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>654544
Awkward!

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)19:32:19 No.654552

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)19:32:19 No.654552

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>654544
Your delusions make you think both guards are your parents.

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)19:32:21 No.654553

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)19:32:21 No.654553

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>654544
THROW ROCK HARD BONERS AT THEM

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)19:32:46 No.654559

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)19:32:46 No.654559

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>654544
Due to the sudden rise in testosterone due to your rage, your beard suddenly expands as you thrash around.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)19:33:28 No.654567

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)19:33:28 No.654567

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>654544
Don't poop
Just realize your a disappointment
Leading to an even bigger mental breakdown

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:40:17 No.654620

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:40:17 No.654620

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>>654553
"SUBJECT IS CLEARLY DELUSIONAL, APPLY ANESTHETIC!"

"APPLYING ANESTHETIC"

The anesthetic has been applied, you are now returned to the sweet, sweet darkness of uncioness

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)19:41:07 No.654635

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)19:41:07 No.654635

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>654620
Flashback to the day orcs were walkin by with a caravan.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:41:12 No.654636

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:41:12 No.654636

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>654620
RESIST THE ANESTHESIA AND ESCAPE THEIR GRIP

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)19:41:24 No.654638

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)19:41:24 No.654638

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>654620
NO MOM
NOOOOOOOOOOO

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)19:41:36 No.654643

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)19:41:36 No.654643

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>654620
Wait until we're called for the next match.

This is getting kind of repetitive imo

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:49:09 No.654707

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:49:09 No.654707

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>>654638
Oh look, it that time when you accidentally gave the captured elf prisioners a handshake instead of a punch

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)19:50:22 No.654718

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)19:50:22 No.654718

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>654707
SOME OF THOSE (MALE) ELVES LOOKED ATTRACTIVE, MOOOM

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)19:50:30 No.654720

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)19:50:30 No.654720

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>654707
Go to the arena and fight our next opponent

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)19:55:20 No.654762

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)19:55:20 No.654762

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>>654718
"clearly I ahve failed as a father. So if you excuse me, I'm just gonna go and smash my head against a rock until I can't feel anything anymore. I'll be back before dinner, see ya"

And that was the last time you ever saw your dad

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)19:57:27 No.654781

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)19:57:27 No.654781

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>654762
DAD NO
DON'T LEAVE US

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)19:57:52 No.654783

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)19:57:52 No.654783

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>654762
Wake up with tears on your face and in your beard, with a new vigor ready to fight.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)19:58:13 No.654785

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)19:58:13 No.654785

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>654762
And this is were Brock appears infront of everyone and calls us a faggot with a small dick

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)19:58:38 No.654792

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)19:58:38 No.654792

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>654762
Get your ass beat by mom for making your dad leave her.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)19:59:14 No.654800

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)19:59:14 No.654800

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>654762
Where did he go? The second fort?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:02:55 No.654836

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:02:55 No.654836

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>>654785
"Oh man, you'rea faggot with a small dick. HEY EVERYONE! THIS FAGGOT WITH A SMALL DICK IS A FAGGOT WITH A SMALL DICK!"

Man, your dreams just keep getting weirder by the minute

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:03:51 No.654846

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:03:51 No.654846

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>654836
>>654720

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:04:16 No.654858

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:04:16 No.654858

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>654836
Wake up in a isolated padded cell wearing a straightjacket

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:04:21 No.654860

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:04:21 No.654860

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>654836
WAKE ME UP
CAN'T WAKE UP

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/02/16(Sun)20:04:45 No.654864

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/02/16(Sun)20:04:45 No.654864

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>654836
wake up and scream as loud as you can
Channel your frustration into pure sound loud enough to burst eardrums of the guards outside your cell

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)20:05:34 No.654872

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)20:05:34 No.654872

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>654836
He tells our mom to kill herself then leaves
Our mom duplexes us down a flight of stairs than kills herself

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:11:07 No.654925

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:11:07 No.654925

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>>654846
"BEHOLD, CITIZENS OF THE KINGDOM! THE CENTAUR! HALF MAN! HALF HORSE! A QUARTER AWKWARD LIMB MOVEMENT AND ONE FIFTH VEGETARIAN!"

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:12:11 No.654931

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:12:11 No.654931

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>654925
Notice his skin looks a little like jerkey and break down again

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:12:50 No.654936

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:12:50 No.654936

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>654925
Charge it with both shields

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:13:02 No.654940

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:13:02 No.654940

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>654925
Didja dad fuck an 'orse or somefin? Ur a faget

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)20:13:49 No.654945

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)20:13:49 No.654945

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>654925
We're still knocked out

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:15:47 No.654962

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:15:47 No.654962

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>>654940
"Well yeah. Makes for really awkward family reunions"

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:16:19 No.654968

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:16:19 No.654968

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>654962
>>654931

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)20:16:33 No.654971

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)20:16:33 No.654971

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>654962
Laugh at him and his stupid culture.

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:17:09 No.654974

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:17:09 No.654974

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>654962
HORSEFUCKER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)20:19:03 No.654994

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)20:19:03 No.654994

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>654962
My dad hit his head against a rock until he forgot he died because I was that much of a disappointment
I know the feel
Mental breakdown slowly starts up again

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:20:10 No.655007

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:20:10 No.655007

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>>654971
"But how can you laugh my culture, when it's your own culture. Brother?"

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:21:09 No.655027

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:21:09 No.655027

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>655007
WHAT A TWEEST

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:21:45 No.655036

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:21:45 No.655036

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>655007
Cue us breaking down again

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:21:53 No.655040

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:21:53 No.655040

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>655007
Attack the centaur bastard

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:22:48 No.655051

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:22:48 No.655051

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>655007
We had sneks... not horses you BARBARIAN

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:26:30 No.655100

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:26:30 No.655100

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>>655027
"You see my brutha from anotha mutha. When our father repeatedly smacked his head against a rock to erase the pain of your existence. He also accidentally erased his own sense of proper arousal and he was no longer turned on by human women. Dazed, he wandered away from your village accross the lands, until a fateful encounter with my mother. A horse."

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:27:30 No.655112

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:27:30 No.655112

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>655100
Arnt we all limp cuz, meteor?

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)20:27:45 No.655117

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)20:27:45 No.655117

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>655100
Introduce your shields to his face

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:28:33 No.655127

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:28:33 No.655127

>>655112
This was before the meteor

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)20:29:03 No.655133

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)20:29:03 No.655133

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>655100
Summon the rage of your mother and shield bash.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:30:25 No.655141

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:30:25 No.655141

>>655127
Aaaah. We didnt have horses

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:30:32 No.655142

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:30:32 No.655142

Barbarians are
>Warmongers
>hypocrites
>Necromancers
>murders of innocent animals
>molesters
and now horsefuckers as well.

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)20:30:49 No.655144

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)20:30:49 No.655144

>>655100
bro hug time

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:31:45 No.655150

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:31:45 No.655150

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>655117
Whoosh, giving him a taste of your shield
Roll 2d100 and have the second number beat my shitty number

>>655141
What part of "wandered away from your village accross the lands" did you not understand

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:32:43 No.655159

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:32:43 No.655159

Rolled 12, 1 = 13 (2d100)

>>655150
FUCK YOU HORSEFUCKER DAD

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:32:44 No.655160

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:32:44 No.655160

Rolled 79, 27 = 106 (2d100)

>>655150

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)20:33:00 No.655165

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)20:33:00 No.655165

Rolled 88, 85 = 173 (2d100)

>>655150
HUUUUUUURRRRRGGG

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:33:17 No.655171

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:33:17 No.655171

>>655159
How could a person roll this horrible

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)20:33:23 No.655172

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)20:33:23 No.655172

>>655150
time to hug your brother with your shield

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:33:40 No.655176

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:33:40 No.655176

>>655150
The part that "barbarians are awesome with no flaws"

Rock culture is superior culture.

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:37:38 No.655211

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:37:38 No.655211

>>655171
when I'm not trying hard to win

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)20:38:38 No.655216

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)20:38:38 No.655216

>>655159
We ded
Good job anon

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:39:40 No.655228

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:39:40 No.655228

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>>655165
Good hit

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)20:40:44 No.655236

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)20:40:44 No.655236

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>655228
Bash again with the fury of a thousand moms.

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:41:18 No.655241

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:41:18 No.655241

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>655228
RIDE HIM LIKE A HORSE

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:41:29 No.655243

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:41:29 No.655243

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>655228
Punch his neck with shield....repeatedly

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)20:41:30 No.655244

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)20:41:30 No.655244

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>655228
Just keep hitting him

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:41:30 No.655245

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:41:30 No.655245

>>655176
Oh so didn't understand why "barbarians are awesome with no flaws". So you're saying barbarians are not awesome and have lots of flaws

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:42:02 No.655252

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:42:02 No.655252

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>655228
Throw your shields down and embrace your brother

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:01 No.655260

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:01 No.655260

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>655243
Roll 2d100 for neck punching

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:26 No.655266

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:26 No.655266

>>655245
Your grasping for straws. Which might be as stable as your internet connection.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:29 No.655268

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:29 No.655268

Rolled 31, 74 = 105 (2d100)

>>655260

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:46 No.655270

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:46 No.655270

Rolled 46, 33 = 79 (2d100)

>>655260

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:47 No.655271

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:47 No.655271

>>655171
It happens.
Like for instance one time as a joke in a 1 on 1 DnD practice session I decided to punch myself in the face as the first thing I did, I critical'd myself and almost died because apparently the dice god is an asshole whether its virtual dice or real actual dice

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:50 No.655272

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:50 No.655272

Rolled 53, 78 = 131 (2d100)

>>655260
double nat 100 incoming

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:54 No.655273

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:54 No.655273

Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d100)

>>655260
dude RNG lmao

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)20:43:56 No.655274

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)20:43:56 No.655274

Rolled 59, 55 = 114 (2d100)

>>655260
HUUUUUUURRRRGGG again!

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/02/16(Sun)20:44:27 No.655280

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/02/16(Sun)20:44:27 No.655280

Rolled 77, 43 = 120 (2d100)

>>655260

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:44:34 No.655282

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:44:34 No.655282

Rolled 33, 24 = 57 (2d100)

>>655260

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:44:53 No.655289

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:44:53 No.655289

>>655266
No I mean like, the question was "what part did you not understand" and you answered with the part saying barbarians are awesome.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:45:38 No.655294

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:45:38 No.655294

>>655289
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fug

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:49:26 No.655324

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:49:26 No.655324

>>655294
You walked right into that one

Barbarian education at work

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:50:56 No.655334

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:50:56 No.655334

>>655324
>Barbarians
>Education

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:51:17 No.655338

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:51:17 No.655338

>>655324
I assure you I have a masters in Rockology

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:51:35 No.655340

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:51:35 No.655340

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>>655280
Whoops, he knocked you away

>>655334
Exactly

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)20:52:22 No.655351

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)20:52:22 No.655351

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>655340
Drop your weapons and refuse to fight your own brother

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:52:45 No.655356

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:52:45 No.655356

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>655340
THROW YOUR ROCK HARD BONER SHIELDS AT HIM

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:53:19 No.655359

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:53:19 No.655359

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>655340
Counter him with...METAL CONCERT SCREEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:53:26 No.655361

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:53:26 No.655361

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>655340
Get on all fours, face the other way, shout ecstatically and spread your legs wide

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)20:53:28 No.655362

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)20:53:28 No.655362

>>655340
Say 'We are brothers, we shouldn't be fighting! I'm sorry for hitting you, brother!'

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)20:55:27 No.655380

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)20:55:27 No.655380

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>655356
Whoosh
Roll2d100, yadda yadda, curse Dice God, yadda yadda

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)20:56:16 No.655387

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)20:56:16 No.655387

Rolled 15, 3 = 18 (2d100)

>>655380
MUH BONERS

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/02/16(Sun)20:57:14 No.655406

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/02/16(Sun)20:57:14 No.655406

Rolled 11, 16 = 27 (2d100)

>>655380

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)20:57:32 No.655409

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)20:57:32 No.655409

Rolled 36, 59 = 95 (2d100)

>>655380
so much for brotherly love

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)20:57:33 No.655410

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)20:57:33 No.655410

Rolled 14, 51 = 65 (2d100)

>>655380
fug

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)20:57:40 No.655411

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)20:57:40 No.655411

Rolled 3, 88 = 91 (2d100)

>>655380

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)20:57:51 No.655414

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)20:57:51 No.655414

Rolled 89, 66 = 155 (2d100)

>>655387
Damn

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)20:58:11 No.655419

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)20:58:11 No.655419

Rolled 29, 19 = 48 (2d100)

>>655380

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)20:58:36 No.655424

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)20:58:36 No.655424

>>655387
>>655406
>>655410
>>655411
These low first roles.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:00:19 No.655447

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:00:19 No.655447

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>>655387
Oh great now he has 3 shields

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:01:13 No.655451

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:01:13 No.655451

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>655447
>>655361

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Ca(...) (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/02/16(Sun)21:01:47 No.655454

Filthy Salt Farmer known as Canon (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/02/16(Sun)21:01:47 No.655454

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>655447
welp time to give up, might as well bend over and let him take you

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)21:01:56 No.655455

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)21:01:56 No.655455

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>655447
it's all ogre now
LAST RESORT ATTACK
ROCK HARD BONER ATTACK

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:01:57 No.655456

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:01:57 No.655456

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>655447
>>655359

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)21:02:13 No.655458

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)21:02:13 No.655458

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>655447
BUT WE STILL HAVE OUR SMASHING BOARD
To defend with

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)21:02:26 No.655462

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)21:02:26 No.655462

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>655447
okay it's time to charm and reconcile with your equine brother

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)21:02:59 No.655471

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)21:02:59 No.655471

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>655447
surrender; we can't face that many shields at once

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)21:03:09 No.655473

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)21:03:09 No.655473

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>655447
>>655362

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)21:03:34 No.655476

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)21:03:34 No.655476

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>655447
This is just like the time Mom beat the shit out of you for making Dad leave her.

(Trauma flashback!)

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:07:40 No.655528

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:07:40 No.655528

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>655455
roll 2d100blah blah blah

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:08:22 No.655534

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:08:22 No.655534

Rolled 84, 25 = 109 (2d100)

>>655528

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)21:08:24 No.655536

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)21:08:24 No.655536

Rolled 15, 67 = 82 (2d100)

>>655528
Fug

Stronk Barbarian (ID: u7EYcMk3)
10/02/16(Sun)21:08:32 No.655538

Stronk Barbarian (ID: u7EYcMk3) 10/02/16(Sun)21:08:32 No.655538

Rolled 60, 61 = 121 (2d100)

>>655528

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)21:08:32 No.655539

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)21:08:32 No.655539

Rolled 70, 54 = 124 (2d100)

>>655528
BONE HIM
like your dad boned a horse

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/02/16(Sun)21:08:45 No.655543

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/02/16(Sun)21:08:45 No.655543

Rolled 33, 97 = 130 (2d100)

>>655528

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)21:09:26 No.655547

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)21:09:26 No.655547

Rolled 19, 7 = 26 (2d100)

>>655528

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)21:09:27 No.655548

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)21:09:27 No.655548

Rolled 82, 84 = 166 (2d100)

>>655528

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:10:06 No.655553

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:10:06 No.655553

>>655548
Eyy

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)21:10:46 No.655560

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)21:10:46 No.655560

>>655553
No.
>>655534

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)21:11:10 No.655563

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)21:11:10 No.655563

>>655548
>>655534
too low for your first roll, nigga

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:11:30 No.655567

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:11:30 No.655567

>>655560
Awe

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:18:59 No.655613

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:18:59 No.655613

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>>655534
And so your desperation attaack was countered with a sword stab. And so you died.

The End

Anonymous (ID: AwKAGXI4)
10/02/16(Sun)21:19:33 No.655617

Anonymous (ID: AwKAGXI4) 10/02/16(Sun)21:19:33 No.655617

>>655613
punch self in face
IN HELL

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)21:20:17 No.655623

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)21:20:17 No.655623

>>655613
well shit

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)21:20:29 No.655624

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)21:20:29 No.655624

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>655613
Cut to us in hell

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:20:56 No.655627

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:20:56 No.655627

Rolled 63 (1d100)

Who's up for a chill and nonmurderboner
Skelebool adventure. Mariachi the countryside

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:20:59 No.655628

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:20:59 No.655628

>>655613
Well at least I didn't have the intent to kill the barbarian like some others have done to previous protagonists. Are we doing smiling son tomorrow then?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:22:38 No.655639

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:22:38 No.655639

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>>655624
Ah da da. If none of the previous fuckers get a hell segment, barbarians won't get one too. Time to pick da next victim-ahem-protag

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)21:22:59 No.655641

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)21:22:59 No.655641

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>655613
Can we be his Mom now?

His Mom was fukkin RAD.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)21:24:04 No.655645

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)21:24:04 No.655645

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>655639
Of course the others dont get a hell segment, barbs are the only ones evil enough to go there

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:24:15 No.655647

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:24:15 No.655647

>>655641
No girls allowed in da clubhouse

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:24:19 No.655648

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:24:19 No.655648

>>655639
We should make the centaur barbarian a chops able protagonist. He's clearly better then the one we just played as.

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)21:24:47 No.655649

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)21:24:47 No.655649

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>655641
yes, barb mom now pls

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)21:26:18 No.655661

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)21:26:18 No.655661

>>655613
>All characters who develop actual personality get killed by the dice or canon
Are we fucking cursed or something?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:27:30 No.655678

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:27:30 No.655678

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>>655639
AND THE CHJOICES ARE ETHER: Smiling son or manlet rider

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:27:54 No.655680

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:27:54 No.655680

>>655661
Maybe OP should not add 2d100 die, but rather 2d50 to make it fair

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:28:28 No.655683

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:28:28 No.655683

>>655661
Well in the case of the imp king he was just too weak. That's why I wanted him to ignite the sewer and actually have some sort of lasting impact.

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/02/16(Sun)21:28:50 No.655686

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/02/16(Sun)21:28:50 No.655686

>>655678
I don't see Amazon Mom.

Where's Amazon Mom?

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)21:29:13 No.655688

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)21:29:13 No.655688

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>655678
Smiling son lock in

It'll be hard to find a way to murder a kid so he'll probably be fine

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/02/16(Sun)21:29:21 No.655690

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/02/16(Sun)21:29:21 No.655690

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>655678
Ayyy
continue the thread, 6 more hours
smiling son cause why not

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:29:30 No.655692

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:29:30 No.655692

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>655678
Mystery box where are you?

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/02/16(Sun)21:29:35 No.655693

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/02/16(Sun)21:29:35 No.655693

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>655678
Smiling son

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH)
10/02/16(Sun)21:30:04 No.655696

Anonymous (ID: gR+O8YIH) 10/02/16(Sun)21:30:04 No.655696

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>655678
smiling son time

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:30:42 No.655700

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:30:42 No.655700

>>655678
Sonny Boy

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)21:31:35 No.655707

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)21:31:35 No.655707

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>655678
Mysterybox

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)21:31:47 No.655710

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)21:31:47 No.655710

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>655678
Smiling son
Save best for last

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:32:48 No.655715

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:32:48 No.655715

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Oh great! The decision is unanimous, Smiling Sonnyboy it is! See you next time, which will either be in 12 hours or more likely, the same starting time as this one. BUt probably not a whole new thread but jsut continuing this one, it still ahve some posts left before bump limit eh.

Updates:https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Bye

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:35:10 No.655727

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:35:10 No.655727

>>655715
Does he at least have godlike powers?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:35:54 No.655732

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:35:54 No.655732

>>655727
Maybe, maybe not. Who knows.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)21:35:57 No.655734

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)21:35:57 No.655734

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>655683
Except it is confirmed as dice God fuckery
We could have legit one shot him

Also the blowing up the swears made absolutely no sense

Also what was reptitive to you? Because you just kept spamming move one to the next match

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)21:36:06 No.655735

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)21:36:06 No.655735

>>655715
I say we have a atleast 90% chance for smiling son to somehow get murdered by shenanigans

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/02/16(Sun)21:36:18 No.655737

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/02/16(Sun)21:36:18 No.655737

>>655727
The only thing that may actually save us from the dice god.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:37:19 No.655743

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:37:19 No.655743

>>655735
Is child murder a common thing in this series?

Anonymous (ID: khHf6uQy)
10/02/16(Sun)21:39:23 No.655765

Anonymous (ID: khHf6uQy) 10/02/16(Sun)21:39:23 No.655765

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>655639
it was the year ninety nine ninty nine...we were excavated and ressurected as CYBER BARBARIAN. Rebuilt with the latest technology, faster, better stronger...bar...bari..an..er.

Really its just a robot wearing a dead guys skeleton, working a shitty job at a poor quality amusement park.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:39:32 No.655767

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:39:32 No.655767

>>655734
I remember getting good rolls but it didn't have any real effect because of the imps physicality.

I wanted him to blow up the sewers to fuck with the kingdom. Also he was really depressing to look at when it was going on.

I just wanted to try and get somewhere besides dramatic flashbacks about motherly abuse as fun as they were.

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW)
10/02/16(Sun)21:40:08 No.655776

Anonymous (ID: AIppcjoW) 10/02/16(Sun)21:40:08 No.655776

>>655743
No but protagonists dying sensless deaths by dice god or dum decisions is common so far in this

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/02/16(Sun)21:41:52 No.655790

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/02/16(Sun)21:41:52 No.655790

Speaking of which, Barbarian actually took less time to die than the Imp.

Does this mean that Barbs are actually shittier than manlets?

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)21:43:43 No.655806

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)21:43:43 No.655806

>>655790
No, but they intended to murder the Barb from the start. You also gave Impo 3 chances. You gave Barb 2.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:44:09 No.655809

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:44:09 No.655809

>>655790
Nah. The barbarian fighting this entire season wether against his opponents in the ring or against himself.

The manlet imp was just trying to convince manlets and covering himself in shit most of the session.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)21:44:57 No.655817

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)21:44:57 No.655817

>>655767
No when we were in combat with the mugger he got the best roles in the best possible situations

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/02/16(Sun)21:49:30 No.655849

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/02/16(Sun)21:49:30 No.655849

>>655809
Yeah that little segment with shit made no sense and was unneeded

It also didn't help that Orc saitama was spaming lol so randomn

But I'm not really any better am I

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)21:52:48 No.655875

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)21:52:48 No.655875

>>655849
Orc Saitama really needs to lay off with the whole seduce thing. I just hope he stops with the smiling son because then it kind turns in pedophillia

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)22:02:31 No.655923

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)22:02:31 No.655923

>>655875
Just gotta get "Swear to never try and lick/seduce things, it's stupid" in one of the early rolls to lock that off.

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r)
10/02/16(Sun)22:10:16 No.655976

Paladin with too many hats (ID: +EDwUW3r) 10/02/16(Sun)22:10:16 No.655976

>>655923
Also "never try to punch or attack shit. Elves are naturally weak like Gobbos"

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/02/16(Sun)22:13:02 No.656001

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/02/16(Sun)22:13:02 No.656001

>>655976
Well I mean we're a kid this time so we can probably get the two most important books from the library.
"How to read" and "How to not be retarded"

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)22:19:13 No.656048

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)22:19:13 No.656048

>>655976
Well the Smiling one did kill a barbarian lich if I recall and the smiling son is imbued with Godly powers. Although he is just a child and should just do more casualt things like learning.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/02/16(Sun)23:36:30 No.656581

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/02/16(Sun)23:36:30 No.656581

>wake up knowing about midnight barb thread
>expect him dead cause salty anons
>actually dead cause of dice rolls
I'm ok with that

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/02/16(Sun)23:48:34 No.656670

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/02/16(Sun)23:48:34 No.656670

>>656581
He also got killed by his half-brother half-barbarian kin.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)00:17:28 No.656894

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)00:17:28 No.656894

>>656670
at least not by down the mill mugger

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA)
10/03/16(Mon)02:54:20 No.657659

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA) 10/03/16(Mon)02:54:20 No.657659

Do we get a family reunion for TraumaBarb when he appears in Hell?

Gettng to eat Mom's Jerky again is literally hell for him

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)03:00:11 No.657686

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)03:00:11 No.657686

>>657659
>implying such badass Mom is dead

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/03/16(Mon)05:16:02 No.657928

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/03/16(Mon)05:16:02 No.657928

>>657659
His name was Canon Solidhat, TraumaBard was just his gimmick

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn)
10/03/16(Mon)06:08:49 No.657973

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn) 10/03/16(Mon)06:08:49 No.657973

>>657659
no, his mom is on the Character Select Screen. I just wish NaP remembered Orcs still exist. We haven't played Orcs in ages.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/03/16(Mon)06:12:29 No.657978

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/03/16(Mon)06:12:29 No.657978

>>657973
>he says this while there was also an orc there

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)06:12:36 No.657979

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)06:12:36 No.657979

>>657973
>read thread on phone in morning
>thought on that char selection screen is beard not mom
Okay, whos idea was to go with kid elf instead of barbmom?

Also all orcs now are going to heaven for final battle with Brock, I doubt you'll get one.

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn)
10/03/16(Mon)06:42:21 No.657997

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn) 10/03/16(Mon)06:42:21 No.657997

>>657978
>>657979
No I mean literally, aside from Wan Panch, there hasn't been any recent quest in memory that had an Orc Protagonist.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/03/16(Mon)06:55:03 No.658007

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/03/16(Mon)06:55:03 No.658007

>>657997
Maybe because nobody picked any orcs for anything

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)06:57:20 No.658009

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)06:57:20 No.658009

>>658007
>>657997
aside of wanpan orcs didn't have much character tho
what I wonder is why manlets are so popular, not that I mind after getting us Manlet Riders but still

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/03/16(Mon)07:11:41 No.658015

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/03/16(Mon)07:11:41 No.658015

>>658009
Becuase, like barbs, they had more than 1 hero

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)07:20:48 No.658021

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)07:20:48 No.658021

>>658015
I meant that they as race didn't have much character. aside of staring blankly.

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/03/16(Mon)08:16:45 No.658051

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/03/16(Mon)08:16:45 No.658051

>>658021
Orcs overall were probably the more bland factions. They didn't go to war with anyone like the Barbarians but just didn't really do much. For a while they wanted to just trade with people and be buisness orcs but then weebness took over. They were also AFK for like a third of the quest.

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)08:53:30 No.658071

Anonymous (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)08:53:30 No.658071

>>658051
not like manlets had any character either, just sitting in cave and building shit, I guess they got choosen twice thanks to overall amount of players played with them
I guess AFK is the main reason for orcs being rare, every nation wants quest of their civ after all

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/03/16(Mon)09:06:50 No.658079

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/03/16(Mon)09:06:50 No.658079

>>658071
OP gave them a lot of personality when he fucked with them, making them charming too. Orcs just stared blank aside from battle

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/03/16(Mon)09:09:42 No.658080

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/03/16(Mon)09:09:42 No.658080

>>658071

My own idea is that we shall play a character is who is strange hybrid of human, elf, manling, orc and dragon.

It will be fair for everybody.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/03/16(Mon)09:15:38 No.658089

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/03/16(Mon)09:15:38 No.658089

>>658079
>OP gave them a lot of personality when he fucked with them, making them charming too.
well that warms my cold dead heart

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn)
10/03/16(Mon)09:26:56 No.658107

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn) 10/03/16(Mon)09:26:56 No.658107

>>658079
What about the time Orcs anally devastated a dragon with fruit? Yeah that was around the time when everything started going bad after everything started getting good but that was funny. Just because the Orcs weren't Murder Hobos or were having their anuses gaped open doesn't mean they had their own charm.

>>658009
There was One Eye but he's dead? There was Greg but he's also dead and a skelly and also probably purged, there's the Orc Shamans but they're probably all dead. Plus I'm sure everyone was just as hype when we rolled those nat 100s and overcame those tough rolls. I'm gonna try to be active next quest so I can try to roll for an Orc Protagonist once we die again but I'm sure most of you will be rolling for Manlen Rider then.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/03/16(Mon)09:29:15 No.658111

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/03/16(Mon)09:29:15 No.658111

>>658107
So what you're saying is that the Orcs' gimmick is fruit rape

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)09:30:57 No.658114

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)09:30:57 No.658114

>>658080
dragons please, stop fucking with genepool
literally
>>658079
yeah, I can agree too that. they are kinda fun.
>>658107
I didn't mean exact heroes, but character itsels - aka trait

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/03/16(Mon)09:32:33 No.658118

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/03/16(Mon)09:32:33 No.658118

>>658089
Anytime you cold bastard.
>>658107
You are right. They didnt have any character.

>>658111
Yes

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn)
10/03/16(Mon)09:33:47 No.658119

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn) 10/03/16(Mon)09:33:47 No.658119

>>658111
what no it's being weebs, but yeah the main problem I had with the Orcs is that we really had no clear objective. We were gonna start on that road but nobody helped us so we just forgot about it, then there was the time we decided to hire out mercs but they just got killed and abandoned, the partnership with the Manlets was gonna be great but they struck a better deal with the Humans so we had to leave, then the king happened.

>>658114
Orcs were monks or someshit then Saitama scored that roll against the meteor and then we went full weeb with the stands and shit, which eventually led to our demise when we spent all those turns developing card games, re-enacting animes, summoning succubi waifus.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/03/16(Mon)09:39:32 No.658126

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/03/16(Mon)09:39:32 No.658126

>>658114

I'm not even a dragon. Otherwise we can play a skeleton with parts of dragons, orc, manling and elf.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/03/16(Mon)09:43:44 No.658130

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/03/16(Mon)09:43:44 No.658130

>>658126
>manling
The fuck are those

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/03/16(Mon)09:46:00 No.658132

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/03/16(Mon)09:46:00 No.658132

>>658130
They're smaller and weaker goblins.
Basically manlet manlets.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/03/16(Mon)09:50:46 No.658137

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/03/16(Mon)09:50:46 No.658137

>>658119
>Orcs were monks or someshit then Saitama scored that roll against the meteor and then we went full weeb with the stands and shit, which eventually led to our demise when we spent all those turns developing card games, re-enacting animes, summoning succubi waifus.
considering whole 4chins are weeb I guess that wasn't enough to stand out.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/03/16(Mon)09:50:46 No.658138

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/03/16(Mon)09:50:46 No.658138

>>658119
>Orcs were monks or someshit then Saitama scored that roll against the meteor and then we went full weeb with the stands and shit, which eventually led to our demise when we spent all those turns developing card games, re-enacting animes, summoning succubi waifus.
no ragrats

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/03/16(Mon)09:51:16 No.658139

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/03/16(Mon)09:51:16 No.658139

>>658137
Pretty much this

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/03/16(Mon)09:54:38 No.658142

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/03/16(Mon)09:54:38 No.658142

We already had One Puncg Bugman adventure not long ago too, now that I think about it. Pretty underwhelming to do it again

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/03/16(Mon)10:20:14 No.658173

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/03/16(Mon)10:20:14 No.658173

Are we continuing the game today or tomorrow?

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn)
10/03/16(Mon)11:52:47 No.658270

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn) 10/03/16(Mon)11:52:47 No.658270

>>658142
That was a Kamen Rider Themed Bugman though. We are talking about Wasteland Quest right?

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/03/16(Mon)12:01:49 No.658279

Anonymous (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/03/16(Mon)12:01:49 No.658279

>>658270
I am talking about Wasteland Bugman. He was a One Punch meme

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/03/16(Mon)13:02:48 No.658339

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/03/16(Mon)13:02:48 No.658339

>>658173
tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: Of5JQFht)
10/03/16(Mon)13:07:15 No.658346

Anonymous (ID: Of5JQFht) 10/03/16(Mon)13:07:15 No.658346

>>658339
sleep tight man

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/03/16(Mon)16:11:30 No.658681

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/03/16(Mon)16:11:30 No.658681

I have a proposition for you all

How do you feel about the idea of snekball

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/03/16(Mon)16:44:36 No.658731

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/03/16(Mon)16:44:36 No.658731

>>658681
What's that?

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn)
10/03/16(Mon)16:47:27 No.658737

Anonymous (ID: Y+WowKhn) 10/03/16(Mon)16:47:27 No.658737

>>658279
He was more based off Kamen Rider 2 than anything

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA)
10/03/16(Mon)18:12:54 No.658952

⭐Anonymous ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘᶰᵗ (ID: TF4PRHtA) 10/03/16(Mon)18:12:54 No.658952

>>658071
Dragon here, back when we actually had more than one tribesman, I was actually hoping we won't play as them as we'll probably go extinct by way of rectal penetration.

I was prepared for the worst when you fags played Messiah

Anonymous (ID: UN00co/r)
10/03/16(Mon)18:48:09 No.659063

Anonymous (ID: UN00co/r) 10/03/16(Mon)18:48:09 No.659063

>>658737
Only his appearance. All of his attacks were One Punch Man themed.

He killed Poak Bun with one punch

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)07:30:05 No.660865

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)07:30:05 No.660865

So after all of this, which tribe is best tribe?

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)07:32:07 No.660867

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)07:32:07 No.660867

>>660865
Barbarians obviously

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)07:50:37 No.660870

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)07:50:37 No.660870

>>660865
Skeletons,though if you don't count them as a tribe then orcs since at this point orcs have been the least fucked through this adventure
>manlets heroes have all tried to become superheroes and died gruesome deaths before they were able to do anything heroic
>Smiling one had a psychotic break and got killed by 'cultists'
>Dragon messiah watched all his friends get murderraped, found out his father was killed, and his sister is either also dead or serving as brocks personal cocksleave/cumdumpster
>barbarians guy was a massive wuss who had constant breakdowns due to a shitty childhood
>one punch orc only kept knocking himself out with facepunches

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)08:10:00 No.660883

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)08:10:00 No.660883

>>660870
It's true, barbarians are actually huge wusses that had to call other people wusses to mask their own insecurities

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)08:11:45 No.660886

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)08:11:45 No.660886

>>660883
>>660870
>literally 1 (one) barb being a wuss
>EVERYONE IS A WUSS
Barbmom will need to educate ya

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)08:18:05 No.660889

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)08:18:05 No.660889

>>660886
Every barb is indeed a wuss, yess

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)08:26:49 No.660898

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)08:26:49 No.660898

>>660886
If we were to pretend that each tribe was a different player in a DnD session they would be the following
>Dragons would be the guy who constantly seems to get fucked by dice rolls and/or the DM
>Manlets are the guy who rolled a shitty character but knows how to make them potentially good
>Barbarians are THAT GUY
>Orcs are the guy who just wants to get it over with so he can go home
>Elves are the guy who is semi serous about it

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)08:28:56 No.660900

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)08:28:56 No.660900

>>660898
I never played DnD in my entire life, so I can't get that.
I wish I played.
Too bad that's not a thing in Siberia.

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)08:30:44 No.660902

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)08:30:44 No.660902

>>660898
This seems about right.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)08:33:22 No.660903

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)08:33:22 No.660903

>>660898
>>Dragons would be the guy who constantly seems to get fucked by dice rolls and/or the DM
also
>dragons fucked by dice rolls.
that happened to them only twice at best, ignoring coalition attack
now let's count how many scouting barbs failed. oh wait, most of them.

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)08:38:55 No.660907

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)08:38:55 No.660907

>>660903
>dem dice rolls be keeping us barbs down
Stay salty

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)08:40:04 No.660909

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)08:40:04 No.660909

>>660900
Well if you wondering about the few terms and shit I used the DM is basically serves the role of what OP does in these threads and THAT GUY is basically a person who intentionally fucks either the plot or everything with their own special brand of retardation where they will do shit and usually end up either ruining the plot of the entire adventure for everyone or if the DM is good enough/allows it send it completely off the rails

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)08:44:45 No.660912

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)08:44:45 No.660912

>>660907
I never said that.
We never were salty over rolls, we just accepted them. What I can't say about other races.
>>660909
I know who DM is and overall process of the game.
>THAT GUY is basically a person who intentionally fucks either the plot or everything with their own special brand of retardation where they will do shit and usually end up either ruining the plot of the entire adventure for everyone or if the DM is good enough/allows it send it completely off the rails
I fail too see how that is a bad thing, probably I'm THAT GUY then.

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)08:53:08 No.660916

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)08:53:08 No.660916

>>660903
Barbs always bounced back from their shitty dice rolls and are currently in an alright situation
Dragons are Practically extinct with only one member left alive and were constantly getting fucked over by OP on a semi consistent basis
>>660912
'That guy' is universally hated by most DM's because all they do is make the DM's jobs harder and are usually not very serious about the game.
Combine this with the fact that Most DnD players are of the super serious 'no fun allowed' type and you can see why they might be considered a bad thing

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)08:53:17 No.660917

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)08:53:17 No.660917

>>660912
Keep living in denial salt man

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)09:13:33 No.660940

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)09:13:33 No.660940

>>660916
They're not really in an "alright" situation. OP, on his twitter, said that there's like 3 of them left.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)09:17:43 No.660947

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)09:17:43 No.660947

>>660916
Good thing there is no DnD locally then

Anonymous (ID: L+ITDYkT)
10/04/16(Tue)10:00:51 No.660996

Anonymous (ID: L+ITDYkT) 10/04/16(Tue)10:00:51 No.660996

Rolled 57 (1d100)

Orc Player here, I just want a quick adventure of pre-Orc Cleric Orc adventures. Just one, Orcs dindu nuffin, it was die god's fault why we all here.

>>660940
Haven't seen that

>>660912
>LOL IT'S OK GUYS IT'S "FUN"
Most of the time it really isn't. Like when Canon screwed us over when we just wanted to be a Master Cooking Chef Elf
>But guys if I didn't interfere we would still be cooking
I'm still fucking salty, we were cooking to see where that would go. It's up to OP to decide what to do to make it interesting.

>>660886
Everyone of them is a huge insecure wuss as we've seen how badly Barbarians try to forget each and every defeat and constantly paint themselves as the good guys.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)10:07:12 No.661005

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)10:07:12 No.661005

>>660898
As a fellow DnD character, i would agree

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)10:09:18 No.661009

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)10:09:18 No.661009

>>660996
hey, I don't like Canon ways of doing things too. I was pretty excited to get cooking rolling. Hell, I was the one who started broth thing back in submarine quest.
Just cause you dislike what I did during Civ thing doesn't mean I'm one who ruins fun in regular quests
>Everyone of them is a huge insecure wuss as we've seen how badly Barbarians try to forget each and every defeat and constantly paint themselves as the good guys.
>implying we did hugely evil things
just few meteors, big deal. I call you jelly and prejudgemental

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)10:18:36 No.661016

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)10:18:36 No.661016

>>660996
>>661009
As another Barb, i will say i wanted the Cooking Thing AND a good manlet adventure. We weren't sabotaging anyone. That was only Canon. I will continue to back up Solid for that.

Yes, we did dickish things in Civ Thing, but it was our play style! Hell, there was plenty of times we disagreed on actions, just like the rest of you.

We even kicked a member out because his actions were even too stupid FOR US

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)10:24:13 No.661022

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)10:24:13 No.661022

>>661005
Player*
Not character

Fuck you, mobile device

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)10:27:33 No.661024

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)10:27:33 No.661024

>>661016
Are you referring to that one guy with senpai in his name? He was stupid but not for the reasons that most people disliked barbarians.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)10:30:25 No.661030

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)10:30:25 No.661030

>>661024
so for what reasons people disliked barbarians
enlighten me
~~it's salt about coalition attack, isn't it~~

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)10:32:39 No.661035

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)10:32:39 No.661035

>>661030
Stuff like attacking the map making dragon or trying to rape Elven women. There was an entire episode of the now deceased barbarian denying and justifying stuff like that in a childish way.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)10:37:48 No.661047

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)10:37:48 No.661047

>>661035
>expect barbarians act civil
I think that's your expectations at fault here
What barbarians do? Raid. Until they stop being barbarians. That's what they do.
>still salty about rocks hitting dragon
I already explained multiple times that if you see huge chunk of meat flying above you, you hunt it.
>There was an entire episode of the now deceased barbarian denying and justifying stuff like that in a childish way.
I laughed my ass off that episode, what's wrong with it? OP just used our offtopic banter, simple as that.

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)10:45:24 No.661055

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)10:45:24 No.661055

>>661047
You're a retard

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)10:46:40 No.661057

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)10:46:40 No.661057

>>661047
Pretty much...

No...

100% accurate. OP literally combined all of our banter. Mostly Solid's, but still.

We were more in character than all the other races.

Elves tried to fight outside the forest.

Gobbos befriended the tallest race

Orcs tried to make technology and learn stuff

Dragons always spent money
Barbs raid shit. Accurate events.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)10:47:26 No.661059

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)10:47:26 No.661059

>>661055
Enjoy your rockophobia

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)10:48:09 No.661060

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)10:48:09 No.661060

>>661055
If that is your only response with no valid feedback, you really have no voice to further this conversation.

Save the insults for Canon

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)10:52:06 No.661063

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)10:52:06 No.661063

>>661060
Remember chi asked why people disliked barbarians and I told him why. He then just talks about something unrelated and says something about me which is untrue. He looks like nothing more then a attention seeking troll who doesn't understand what other people are saying.

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x)
10/04/16(Tue)10:57:51 No.661071

Anonymous (ID: TzXoOj6x) 10/04/16(Tue)10:57:51 No.661071

>>661063
>Rock asked me why people disliked barbarians
Fucking mobile.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)11:22:09 No.661109

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)11:22:09 No.661109

wow so much arguing

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)11:28:51 No.661121

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)11:28:51 No.661121

>>661109
Do you see the salt, OP?
This is all your doing.
Be proud.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)11:30:24 No.661124

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)11:30:24 No.661124

>>661121
I mean all I did was ask a question

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)11:35:56 No.661132

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)11:35:56 No.661132

>>661124
Well, you can guess that asking which tribe is best tribe would bring some salt on the table.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)11:44:06 No.661151

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)11:44:06 No.661151

>>661132
Yes but which tribe is best tribe though

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)11:45:49 No.661154

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>>661151
why won't you answer that question

Anonymous (ID: L+ITDYkT)
10/04/16(Tue)11:51:54 No.661161

Anonymous (ID: L+ITDYkT) 10/04/16(Tue)11:51:54 No.661161

>>661057
>Orcs tried to make technology and learn stuff
you guys also made technology and tried to learn stuff. It's not like Orcs had a set characteristic before that, we were nomads and seeing as how we got around pretty well (From Orc Camp, to Elven Camp, to eventually becoming Travelling Band of Weebs until THAT roll)

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)11:54:32 No.661165

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)11:54:32 No.661165

>>661161
Barbs had fire and skull hats, we had inventions from the start

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)11:54:45 No.661166

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)11:54:45 No.661166

>>661154
A Tribe Called Quest

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)11:56:46 No.661168

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)11:56:46 No.661168

>>661166

Quite
Unusual
Elf
Salt
Tasters

Oh shit!

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)11:57:26 No.661174

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)11:57:26 No.661174

>>661166
>even OP is biased
no one wins

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)11:59:12 No.661176

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)11:59:12 No.661176

>>661168
>>661174
>doesn't know what A Tribe Called Quest is
See this is why you're uncultured barbarians

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:01:05 No.661178

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>>661176
I'm ok with that

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:02:00 No.661179

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:02:00 No.661179

>>661176
> was trying to be funny
>failed
>ohwell.jpeg

And when was me not knowing something unusual? It's not. Like barbarians. We are NORMAL CIVIL PEOPLE

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:02:50 No.661182

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)12:02:50 No.661182

>>661178
Then are you okay with barbarians being extinct and never inventing Coldgate, I guess so

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:04:41 No.661184

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:04:41 No.661184

>>661182
At least we had Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:04:43 No.661185

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>>661182
no, I'm not ok with that

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:14:42 No.661200

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)12:14:42 No.661200

Anyway, update soon, smiling kid soon

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:27:03 No.661225

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Alrighty then. This is your next protag, The Smiling Elf Kid.

You grew up in the city and live with your Mom and Uncle. Your mom just sent you out for groceries, what do you do?

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:28:14 No.661227

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)12:28:14 No.661227

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>661225
punch self in the face

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:28:53 No.661230

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:28:53 No.661230

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>661225
Go to the grocery store. Are we slaves?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:32:50 No.661241

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>>661230
Maybe, maybe we're all slaves. Slaves to da system, maaaaan. Slaves to destiny.

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)12:33:47 No.661242

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)12:33:47 No.661242

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>661241
Rebel against the man by buying groceries radically.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:34:16 No.661243

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:34:16 No.661243

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>661241
But not slaves to the kingdom

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:34:25 No.661244

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)12:34:25 No.661244

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>661241
have you been listening to that crazy manlet neighbour again?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:36:32 No.661247

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>>661243
What's a slave anyway. Mom hasn't teach you that yet.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:37:36 No.661250

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:37:36 No.661250

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>661247
Stop by the bookstore after getting groceries and buy a dictionary, kiddo

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:38:30 No.661252

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)12:38:30 No.661252

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>661247
where did you learn that word?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:41:55 No.661262

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)12:41:55 No.661262

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>>661250
Now, which store

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:43:21 No.661263

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)12:43:21 No.661263

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>661262
comic tomes for all our super hero needs

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:43:48 No.661264

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:43:48 No.661264

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>661262
Books R We

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:50:02 No.661277

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>>661263
Ah yes of course

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)12:51:05 No.661280

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)12:51:05 No.661280

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>661277
Its time for Judith Warrior Princess.

Opression of the Manlets issue 3

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)12:51:17 No.661282

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)12:51:17 No.661282

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>661277
Set fire to the store

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)12:51:22 No.661283

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)12:51:22 No.661283

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>661277
Look for slave man comics in the adult section.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)12:51:29 No.661285

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)12:51:29 No.661285

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>661277
look for the most edgy cover

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)12:59:20 No.661300

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>>661280

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)13:00:08 No.661303

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)13:00:08 No.661303

>>661300
Poop loincloth

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)13:00:19 No.661304

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)13:00:19 No.661304

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>661300
>>661282

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)13:01:04 No.661306

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)13:01:04 No.661306

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>661300
learn a lot about power dynamics and shit

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:01:09 No.661307

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:01:09 No.661307

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>661300
Realizing you don't want to be badly influenced by these devil books, go to the grocery store like a good little boy.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)13:01:23 No.661308

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)13:01:23 No.661308

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>661300
nah, manlet suck, try looking for barbarian comic tome

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)13:01:34 No.661309

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)13:01:34 No.661309

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>661300
>>661303

Anonymous (ID: cqOzISjq)
10/04/16(Tue)13:01:49 No.661310

Anonymous (ID: cqOzISjq) 10/04/16(Tue)13:01:49 No.661310

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>661300
Buy.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:02:47 No.661313

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:02:47 No.661313

>>661308
That is so totes a arian barb mom

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:05:55 No.661320

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>>661308
This book won like 5 awards

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)13:06:59 No.661322

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)13:06:59 No.661322

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>661320
your Intelligence stat increases

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:07:07 No.661325

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:07:07 No.661325

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>661320
Emulate your idol Barbarian-man

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)13:07:18 No.661328

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)13:07:18 No.661328

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>661320
reviewers are just sellouts

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)13:07:49 No.661332

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)13:07:49 No.661332

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>661320
Remember we gotta get groceries.
Don't wanna disappoint mom and uncle.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:09:10 No.661334

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:09:10 No.661334

>>661325
Go to bed, Canon

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:10:11 No.661335

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:10:11 No.661335

>>661334
Actually, Canon's this guy >>661304

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:12:00 No.661338

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>>661325

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:12:46 No.661340

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:12:46 No.661340

>>661335
Ugh. I am normally good about that

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)13:13:03 No.661341

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)13:13:03 No.661341

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>661338
Wait how did we understand the comic?
Do we even know how to read?

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)13:13:04 No.661342

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)13:13:04 No.661342

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>661338
Go get the grocerys like a good boy for mom

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)13:13:47 No.661343

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)13:13:47 No.661343

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>661338
throw that rock

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:13:55 No.661344

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:13:55 No.661344

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>661338
Thats enough playing around, time to be a good boy and get groceries for mom and uncle.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:15:10 No.661346

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:15:10 No.661346

>>661340
Just check the IDs, that's what they're for

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)13:15:23 No.661347

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)13:15:23 No.661347

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>661338
Poopen elf pants

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:16:55 No.661348

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>>661343
whoosh

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)13:18:39 No.661349

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)13:18:39 No.661349

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>661348
set rock on fire

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:18:46 No.661350

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:18:46 No.661350

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>661348
Ow!

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)13:19:08 No.661351

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)13:19:08 No.661351

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>661348
*the rock Breaks a window*

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:23:14 No.661361

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>>661351
Well you did threw a rock inside a city, it's bound to break a window sooner or later

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:24:37 No.661362

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:24:37 No.661362

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>661361
Run to the grocery store, it'll give you an alibi.

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)13:24:46 No.661364

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)13:24:46 No.661364

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>661361
Call some guards and admit you accidentally murdered a man with super human rock throwing skills an that your very sorry

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)13:25:42 No.661366

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)13:25:42 No.661366

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>661361
throw another rock

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:28:22 No.661370

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:28:22 No.661370

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>>661364
"Hah?"

"Pfft yeah sure, nice joke kid"

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)13:29:14 No.661372

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)13:29:14 No.661372

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>661370
I'm serious, look over there where there used to be a wall.

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)13:29:35 No.661374

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)13:29:35 No.661374

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>661370
tell them you will prove it then throw another rock, this time at them

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:32:45 No.661378

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:32:45 No.661378

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>>661372
"Yeah sure, and I'm actually a being from another realm of existence using this mortal guard body as a host for my terrible powers. Now run along and play somewhere else, kid"

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)13:33:52 No.661379

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)13:33:52 No.661379

>>661378
Okay.
~~REMEMBER GROCERIES~~

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:34:15 No.661380

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:34:15 No.661380

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>661378
Realize it must have been another random giant rock falling into his house, and move along to the grocery store.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:34:30 No.661381

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:34:30 No.661381

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>661378
What does "slave" mean?

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)13:35:16 No.661382

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)13:35:16 No.661382

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>661379
>>661378

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)13:36:17 No.661383

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)13:36:17 No.661383

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>661378
Suck my elf dick

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:37:06 No.661386

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:37:06 No.661386

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>>661382
Oh yeah, that thing

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:37:48 No.661387

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:37:48 No.661387

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>661386
Ask a guard for an escort

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)13:38:16 No.661389

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)13:38:16 No.661389

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>661386
Buy that shit

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)13:38:52 No.661390

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)13:38:52 No.661390

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>661386
look at the back

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:39:34 No.661391

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:39:34 No.661391

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>661386
Skip to the mall all carefree, as a completely non murderer, innocent, non mentally scarred elf kid.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:43:02 No.661398

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:43:02 No.661398

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>>661387
"An escort? Like, Like a prostit--"

"No you dumbass, the kid's asking for a bodyguard"

"Oh, okay. I knew that"

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)13:44:02 No.661399

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)13:44:02 No.661399

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>661398
No, like a prostitute

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:44:26 No.661401

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:44:26 No.661401

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>661398
Thanks!
Im just a kid! Alone. In the cold. With a sweeeet jacket.

Go to grocery store

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)13:45:27 No.661403

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)13:45:27 No.661403

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>661398
Go buy the groceries already

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:47:35 No.661405

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:47:35 No.661405

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>>661399
"hah?"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:48:40 No.661408

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:48:40 No.661408

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>661405
Fooled you again!

*smile*

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)13:49:05 No.661410

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)13:49:05 No.661410

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>661405
Let's go already.

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)13:51:19 No.661412

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)13:51:19 No.661412

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>661405
okay well I'm off to buy groceries hope you enjoyed the goofs

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:52:18 No.661414

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:52:18 No.661414

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>>661410
Right, groceries, groceries. Gotta be a good boy so you'll get an allowance raise.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:53:12 No.661416

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:53:12 No.661416

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>661414
Potatoes, cabbages and eggs

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)13:53:35 No.661418

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)13:53:35 No.661418

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>661414
Get 7 eggs, 3 cabbages and 4 potatoes

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)13:53:51 No.661420

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)13:53:51 No.661420

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>661414
Go to the veggies to get the Cabbages and Potatoes first. You certainly don't want to get eggs first and end up dropping them!

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)13:53:55 No.661421

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)13:53:55 No.661421

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>661414
Alright, 6 eggs, 2 cabbages, 3 potatoes, and 5000 loaves of bread, just like it says on the list

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)13:58:21 No.661430

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)13:58:21 No.661430

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>>661420
"ah, greetings, tiny elf kid. How can I help you today?"

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)13:59:02 No.661431

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)13:59:02 No.661431

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>661430
Show him your list

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)13:59:29 No.661433

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)13:59:29 No.661433

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>661430
Cabbages, please! For mom!

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)13:59:35 No.661434

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)13:59:35 No.661434

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>661430
I was told to buy 300 cabbages and 40000 potatoes!

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)13:59:42 No.661435

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)13:59:42 No.661435

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>661430
commence haggling

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:00:36 No.661437

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:00:36 No.661437

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>661430
Hi mister! Can get 2 cabbages and 3 potatoes for me and mom and Uncle!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:01:59 No.661439

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:01:59 No.661439

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>>661435
"alright, you need 2 cabbages and 3 potatoes. That'll be 5 coins"

How will you respond?

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)14:02:55 No.661440

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)14:02:55 No.661440

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>661439
Take them and forget to pay him as you walk away.

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)14:02:59 No.661441

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)14:02:59 No.661441

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>661439
How about 3 coins? Just look at our cute little face.

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)14:03:09 No.661443

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)14:03:09 No.661443

Rolled 58 (1d100)

I haven't participated in a NaP quest ever since Solid Family
Why does OP have such a murderboner for protags?
>>661439
Here's your money, sir

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:03:26 No.661444

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:03:26 No.661444

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>661439
Smile and give him 5 coins.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:05:11 No.661447

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:05:11 No.661447

>>661443
It's not me, officer. it's the dice, I swear

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:05:37 No.661448

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:05:37 No.661448

>>661443
Cuz we have too many. And its mostly Saitama Orc and Canon killing us

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:06:14 No.661450

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:06:14 No.661450

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>>661444
toot toot

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)14:07:14 No.661452

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)14:07:14 No.661452

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>661447
>>661448
Nah, it's just that OP is an asshole
>>661450
Hey OP! You're a fucking asshole!

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)14:07:24 No.661453

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)14:07:24 No.661453

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>661450
Now for the last thing to get! 6 whole chickens! So they each lay 6 eggs!

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:07:27 No.661455

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:07:27 No.661455

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>661450
Go get eggs in the same fashion.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:09:19 No.661458

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:09:19 No.661458

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>661450
Eeeeggggssss

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:10:07 No.661459

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:10:07 No.661459

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>>661453
"That'll be 12 coins, kid"

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)14:10:50 No.661460

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)14:10:50 No.661460

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>661459
Give him the coins if we got the money. If not then just ask for 6 eggs.

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)14:11:16 No.661462

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)14:11:16 No.661462

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>661459
Give him the money

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:14:25 No.661465

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:14:25 No.661465

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>>661462
"HAHA! I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE! THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY STUPID"

Then he ran away

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)14:15:20 No.661467

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)14:15:20 No.661467

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>661465
GUARDS, THAT BIG MEANIE TOOK MY MONEY!

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/04/16(Tue)14:16:12 No.661471

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/04/16(Tue)14:16:12 No.661471

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>661465
Throw a rock at the scoundrel

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:16:35 No.661473

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:16:35 No.661473

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>661465
Cry and tell a different pair of guards that your money was stolen by a beardy man

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)14:17:05 No.661476

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)14:17:05 No.661476

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>661465
Tell the guards to catch him

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:17:13 No.661477

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:17:13 No.661477

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>661465
Cry and tell someone an old man robbed him.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:19:34 No.661480

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:19:34 No.661480

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>>661471
"Ooooh, too slow"

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)14:20:28 No.661484

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)14:20:28 No.661484

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>661480
Throw an entire market stall at him

dice+1d100 (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)14:20:33 No.661485

dice+1d100 (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)14:20:33 No.661485

>>661480
Yell for guards to help and apprehend that villain who may or may not be a barbarian in disguise

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:20:54 No.661488

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:20:54 No.661488

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>661480
Hereditary psychosis kicks in. Throw another rock

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)14:20:56 No.661489

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)14:20:56 No.661489

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>661480
get mad, time to set something on fire

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:21:35 No.661490

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:21:35 No.661490

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>661480
Yell for help. Anyone, a guard, a conveniently placed burly gentleman, anyone.

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)14:22:28 No.661491

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)14:22:28 No.661491

Rolled 60 (1d100)

A bit too hasty

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:23:21 No.661497

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:23:21 No.661497

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>>661489
How?

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:24:07 No.661499

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:24:07 No.661499

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>661497
Yell for guards help!

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)14:24:21 No.661500

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)14:24:21 No.661500

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>661497
with some sticks like cavemen did, just rub those fuckers together as fast as you can till something bursts into flame

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:24:58 No.661503

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:24:58 No.661503

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>661497
Deciding your money is more important than any pyrophilic tendencies, yell for help.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:27:58 No.661514

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:27:58 No.661514

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>>661503
"alright, what happened?"

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:29:24 No.661523

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:29:24 No.661523

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>661514
A beardy guy with a pointy hat stole my money! 12 coins! Mom worked hard for it so I could buy her food here!

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)14:29:31 No.661524

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)14:29:31 No.661524

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>661514
"THAT DUDE STOLE OUR 12 COINS! PLS HELP MR.GUARD"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:29:35 No.661526

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:29:35 No.661526

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>661514
Old scruffy beardy man stole my money!

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)14:29:49 No.661527

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)14:29:49 No.661527

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>661514
a thief stole your money and needs stabbing, ask for the guards sword so you can do so

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:34:32 No.661538

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:34:32 No.661538

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>>661526
" 'kay"

"Oh fuck"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:35:26 No.661543

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:35:26 No.661543

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>661538
Thanks, Mr. Guard!

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)14:35:49 No.661546

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)14:35:49 No.661546

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>661538
He's a barbarian!

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)14:35:51 No.661547

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)14:35:51 No.661547

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>661538
start calling that specific guard oniichan and idolise him

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)14:36:23 No.661548

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)14:36:23 No.661548

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>661538
Thanks guard-man!
Give him a coin for helping us, and go back to shopping.
Also, ask if we can take the old man's hat.
Looks funky.

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:36:50 No.661551

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:36:50 No.661551

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>661538
Thank him and do what you do best, smile.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:41:43 No.661563

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:41:43 No.661563

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>>661546
"Nah kid. They're too dumb to pull something like this off. No, you've been duped by The Chicken Shop Swindler. He's notorious for impersonating chicken merchants to take peoples money. Been caught a few times but he stole relatively little then so we only imprisoned him for a while. But with this, this though. He's going up on the chopping block"

"Oh c'mon man, it was only 12 coins. I stole like 20 before and that only got me 6 years!"

"Yes, but this time you commited another crime, even worse"

"What's that?"

"Teaching children about stealing"

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)14:43:29 No.661570

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)14:43:29 No.661570

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>661563
Can we have the Chicken Man's hat?
I like it.
Also, give the guard a coin for helping us, he's been real nice.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:44:13 No.661572

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:44:13 No.661572

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>661563
Perk learned. Theivery and Swindling

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:44:15 No.661573

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:44:15 No.661573

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>661563
Smile and go buy eggs.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:49:03 No.661584

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:49:03 No.661584

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>>661570
"Sure, kid. And keep your coin, you may need it for something else"

"This is bullshit! That's my property!"

"Ah! Swearing in front of children! That's another execution!"

"Goddamnit"

"Ah! Taking the lords name in vain in front of children! Another execution!"

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:50:10 No.661587

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:50:10 No.661587

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>661584
Egg time

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)14:50:45 No.661588

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)14:50:45 No.661588

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>661584
Well, let's finish our shopping, then go back home and show mom our dank new hat

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)14:50:52 No.661590

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)14:50:52 No.661590

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>661584
attempt to pick the guard pocket

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)14:52:11 No.661594

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)14:52:11 No.661594

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>661584

Let get some nice eggs.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)14:55:13 No.661599

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)14:55:13 No.661599

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>>661590
"See?! Kid's already trying to pickpocket, because of your bad example! You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)14:55:55 No.661601

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)14:55:55 No.661601

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>661599
Apologies, mister

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)14:56:14 No.661604

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)14:56:14 No.661604

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>661599
yell "Jesus christ" and call the guard a fuckwit

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)14:57:23 No.661608

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)14:57:23 No.661608

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>661599
Apologize, and say I couldn't resist after being badly influenced.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)14:58:11 No.661610

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)14:58:11 No.661610

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>661599
Apologize
Ask guard if he likes goblin rider

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:01:15 No.661620

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:01:15 No.661620

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>>661601
"Aw, that's good, kid. Run along now, you've learned your lesson....UNLIKE THIS CRIMINAL SCUM OVER HERE! HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY STOLE FROM A KID AND WAS A BAD INFLUENCE!"

"SHAME!"
"SCOUNDREL!"
"SHAME!"
"DISHONOR!"
"SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!"

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)15:02:31 No.661622

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)15:02:31 No.661622

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>661620
Go buy eggs, no more stealing for you, young man.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)15:03:36 No.661626

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)15:03:36 No.661626

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>661620
>>661622

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:05:00 No.661631

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:05:00 No.661631

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>>661626
And it only took 3 coins, woo

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)15:06:17 No.661635

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)15:06:17 No.661635

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>661631
Smile and go back home to mom. She's probably waiting for you.

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)15:06:37 No.661636

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)15:06:37 No.661636

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>661631
Alright. Go back to mom!

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)15:07:40 No.661640

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)15:07:40 No.661640

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>661631
>>661631
Go buy an MC herbalist album
Your mom was a big fan of his
Before the king executed him

MC Ghostalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:08:40 No.661645

MC Ghostalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:08:40 No.661645

>>661640
Nigga wut

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:14:39 No.661661

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:14:39 No.661661

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>>661636
"Awww, now that's very good, dear. I see you even got a new hat. Did anything interesting happen?"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)15:15:55 No.661664

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)15:15:55 No.661664

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>661661
a goddamn fucking idiot tried to steal my money

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)15:15:58 No.661665

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)15:15:58 No.661665

>>661645
The king did not take a liking to your distrack

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)15:16:23 No.661668

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)15:16:23 No.661668

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>661661
Yeah! A guy stole from me and a guard executed him! He was very cool and even gave me the criminal's hat and I'm not badly influenced at all!

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:16:37 No.661669

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:16:37 No.661669

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>661661
Thief stole some coins from us, but a guard stopped him and gave us our money back.
I wanna be a guard when i grow up.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)15:16:46 No.661670

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)15:16:46 No.661670

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>661661

"Nothing special mom. Just a a normal day!"

Then afterward leaving mom we train our ninja skills.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:16:48 No.661671

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:16:48 No.661671

>>661665
The Kings comment on the new album was "Eh, the previous one was better"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)15:17:02 No.661672

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)15:17:02 No.661672

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>661661
A farmer tried stealing your money. Guards helped.

Whats a slave?

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)15:17:06 No.661673

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)15:17:06 No.661673

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>661661
We meet a nice gaurd

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:19:56 No.661680

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:19:56 No.661680

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>>661668
Yep, no bad influences at all.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:19:56 No.661681

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:19:56 No.661681

>>661671
>>661665
At least it's good criticism.
Not like that fancy-nancy elf orchestra.
Those fags don't know what real hip-hop is.
They didn't have a difficult past, like me.
I'm straight from the underforest, yo

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:20:59 No.661684

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:20:59 No.661684

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>661680
Ask what a slave is.
Also, "how can i become a guard, mom?"

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)15:22:02 No.661688

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)15:22:02 No.661688

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>661680
Go listen to some elven rap with lots of curse words about murdering "bitch ass rock chuckers"

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:29:20 No.661707

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:29:20 No.661707

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>>661684
"well you see, dear. A slave is a person who is the legal property of somebody else and is forced to obey them..Likeyourterriblefather-ahem- Anyway, if you want to become a guard, trying asking your uncle"

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)15:30:51 No.661715

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)15:30:51 No.661715

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>661707
Tell Mom
"Barbarians tounge my anus"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)15:31:20 No.661716

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)15:31:20 No.661716

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>661707
What about dad?

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/04/16(Tue)15:31:43 No.661717

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/04/16(Tue)15:31:43 No.661717

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>661707
What was that about dad?

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:31:57 No.661718

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:31:57 No.661718

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>661707
Ok.
Go ask uncle how to become guard.

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)15:32:39 No.661720

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)15:32:39 No.661720

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>661707
Poop elf pants

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:36:22 No.661729

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:36:22 No.661729

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>>661716
"What? Oh. Him?! Died before you were born"

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/04/16(Tue)15:37:07 No.661731

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/04/16(Tue)15:37:07 No.661731

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>661729
Hi mom. What do you do for work? Like why the wizard looking wardrobe?

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:38:26 No.661735

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:38:26 No.661735

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>661729
~~she talking about elf god isn't she?~~
Ok.
Go ask uncle how to become a guard

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)15:39:00 No.661736

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)15:39:00 No.661736

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>661729
Tell Mom
"Manlets tounge my anus"

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)15:39:08 No.661738

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)15:39:08 No.661738

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>661729
What was he like?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:41:34 No.661746

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:41:34 No.661746

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>>661731
"Well I'm the court wizard overseeing the transmutation department, dear"

Anonymous (ID: lnS4a9Rp)
10/04/16(Tue)15:43:11 No.661752

Anonymous (ID: lnS4a9Rp) 10/04/16(Tue)15:43:11 No.661752

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>661746
Go talk to uncle

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)15:43:22 No.661753

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)15:43:22 No.661753

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>661746
Cool.
So what was dad like?

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)15:43:23 No.661754

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)15:43:23 No.661754

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>661746
Can you teach me!?
I wanna be a mage guard!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:50:16 No.661763

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:50:16 No.661763

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>>661753
"A psycho, basically"

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)15:51:32 No.661767

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)15:51:32 No.661767

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>661763
o-okay. can you teach me transmutation?

Anonymous (ID: lnS4a9Rp)
10/04/16(Tue)15:51:33 No.661768

Anonymous (ID: lnS4a9Rp) 10/04/16(Tue)15:51:33 No.661768

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>661763
What's a psycho?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)15:54:37 No.661772

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)15:54:37 No.661772

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>>661768
"A crazy person who acts innapropriate at times and likes to hit his loved ones behind closed doors"

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)15:56:47 No.661775

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)15:56:47 No.661775

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>661772
Is he the king?

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)15:57:45 No.661780

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)15:57:45 No.661780

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>661772
slap mom then kick a puppy

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)15:59:01 No.661784

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)15:59:01 No.661784

>>661780
Sigh

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:00:21 No.661787

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:00:21 No.661787

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>>661780

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:01:23 No.661790

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:01:23 No.661790

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>661787
Get your ass beat

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)16:01:31 No.661791

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)16:01:31 No.661791

>>661784
Its okay
The lol so random didn't win because it's over a minute late

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)16:01:54 No.661793

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)16:01:54 No.661793

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>661787
luv you mum

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)16:01:56 No.661794

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)16:01:56 No.661794

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>661787
Love ya, momma

Anonymous (ID: lnS4a9Rp)
10/04/16(Tue)16:02:29 No.661797

Anonymous (ID: lnS4a9Rp) 10/04/16(Tue)16:02:29 No.661797

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>661787
Apologize and say that an asshole part inside of you told you to do that. Then go talk to uncle

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:06:00 No.661807

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:06:00 No.661807

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>>661793
"wuv you too"

#familybonding

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:06:43 No.661811

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:06:43 No.661811

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>661807
Ask her if she talks to God.

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:06:53 No.661813

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:06:53 No.661813

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>661807
Now tell me, how and why did my dad die?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:10:01 No.661821

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:10:01 No.661821

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>>661811
"Of course I do. Everyon does. God listens to all of us"

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:10:36 No.661824

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:10:36 No.661824

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>661821
Why do I see so many elf slaves around mom?

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh)
10/04/16(Tue)16:10:45 No.661825

Anonymous (ID: cQYtp4Eh) 10/04/16(Tue)16:10:45 No.661825

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>661821
try talking to God about your dad

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:10:52 No.661826

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:10:52 No.661826

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>661821
Is there anyone else up there to talk to? Like is there an Elf God?

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)16:11:08 No.661827

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)16:11:08 No.661827

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>661821
Ask mom about the conflicting voices in your head asking you to do stuff, some violent and other random and some peaceful>>661821

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:14:56 No.661837

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:14:56 No.661837

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>>661824
"Well dear, maybe it's because they're a bunch of idiots who thought fighting the kingdom was a better alternative to staying in the floating sky forest. Who knows, who knows."

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:15:14 No.661838

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:15:14 No.661838

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>661837
A combination of >>661826 and >>661827

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)16:18:17 No.661847

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)16:18:17 No.661847

>>661837
Fuckin' hypocrite.
She helped making the huge-ass ent!

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)16:21:03 No.661858

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)16:21:03 No.661858

>>661847
I bet the king gives her and the kid special treatment on account of the kid being a demigod, makes sense that the king would want to potentially brainwash such an opportunity and get them on his side, and would be easy as well since the kid wasn't even born when he found out about it

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:22:53 No.661864

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:22:53 No.661864

>>661858
The king was also there when the pregnant mother was almost attacked by barbarian lich trying to punch/kill the unborn child.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:23:06 No.661865

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:23:06 No.661865

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>>661838
"Voices, oh god it's hereditary-ahem-I mean maybe it's just a cold or something, dear. And there's no Elf God, as The Almighty oversees us all. From elves, to humans, to goblins, and so forth....maybe not barbarians though..."

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:24:43 No.661870

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:24:43 No.661870

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>661865
But how can God look after Elves if he shares nothing in common with elves? Even if they're inferior to humans they should have something to represent them in heaven.

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:26:04 No.661876

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:26:04 No.661876

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>661865
But why do Barbarians tounge my anus, Mom?

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)16:26:11 No.661877

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)16:26:11 No.661877

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>661865
Mom, how did you become a court mage?

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:26:24 No.661879

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:26:24 No.661879

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>661865
What do you mean hereditary? Does that mean I'm not supposed to want to kill people and burn down buildings?

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)16:26:43 No.661880

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)16:26:43 No.661880

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>661865
smile creepily at mom

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)16:26:58 No.661881

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)16:26:58 No.661881

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>661865

Ok child next time don't tell you mom that you hear our voices.

Just tell her you are only joking, we don't want your mommy worry about you.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:32:04 No.661895

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:32:04 No.661895

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>>661870
"Well when you think about it, he doesn't really have much in common with regular humans either. I mean have you seen a guy with a blank face like that? I sure haven't. But, because of his divine nondescript-ness, all mortals can project themselves unto him and have his love and care. He both doesn't really look like anybody and kinda sorta look like everybody. Which is why he represents all of us mortals and look over all"

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:33:17 No.661902

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:33:17 No.661902

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>661895
Do both of these
>>661879
>>661880

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)16:33:28 No.661904

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)16:33:28 No.661904

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>661895
Woah, that's true.
Shiiit, gotta take some time to reflect on that.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:33:46 No.661906

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:33:46 No.661906

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>661895
Okay. I'm going to See uncle now.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:34:59 No.661909

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:34:59 No.661909

I'm on a roll right now.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)16:35:17 No.661910

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)16:35:17 No.661910

>>661906
Dayum. We gonna see our uncle better than we've ever seen him before.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:39:35 No.661924

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:39:35 No.661924

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>>661906
Went to see Uncle

"Oh, hey kid"

Uncle seen

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:41:03 No.661930

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:41:03 No.661930

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>661924
Why do barbarians like touching my poo poo place?

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:41:59 No.661933

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:41:59 No.661933

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>661924
Why did you enslave my entire race except for my mom who you seem to be sexual partners with?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:42:00 No.661934

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:42:00 No.661934

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>661924
Hi uncle. Excuse me but I forgot your name. Can you tell again since its been a while since I last saw you.

Anonymous (ID: Og/tShDs)
10/04/16(Tue)16:42:03 No.661935

Anonymous (ID: Og/tShDs) 10/04/16(Tue)16:42:03 No.661935

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>661924
Get excited over seeing Manlet Rider 2 which isnt out yet.

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:42:37 No.661936

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:42:37 No.661936

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>661924
Ho shit, uncle who is cooler orcs or barbs

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:45:47 No.661945

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:45:47 No.661945

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>>661933
"Yes, well-ahem-ya se--OH HEY IS THAT A NEW HAT? LOOKS GREAT ON YOU, KIDDO. OH LOOK, THE NEW ISSUE OF MANLET RIDER! THIS BABY ISN'T OFFICIALLY OUT YET BUT I GOT A FIRST-PRINT COPY! HERE, HAVE A READ"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:46:29 No.661947

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:46:29 No.661947

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>661945
Can we go to the zoo/arena? I heard they have dragons there.

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)16:46:31 No.661948

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)16:46:31 No.661948

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>661945
Read.
He was probably perfectly justified with enslaving us all anyway.

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:47:11 No.661950

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:47:11 No.661950

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>661945
Uncle
Barbarians are molesting me
Please eradicate their race

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:47:27 No.661952

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:47:27 No.661952

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>661945
Oh sick uncle! What about those orc comics?

Anonymous (ID: Og/tShDs)
10/04/16(Tue)16:47:33 No.661953

Anonymous (ID: Og/tShDs) 10/04/16(Tue)16:47:33 No.661953

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>661945
Ask to play with his neat hat.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)16:47:50 No.661954

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)16:47:50 No.661954

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>661945

"Thank uncle!!! You are best!!! By way can I become a guard in the future?"

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq)
10/04/16(Tue)16:47:52 No.661955

Anonymous (ID: +uyRAmsq) 10/04/16(Tue)16:47:52 No.661955

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>661945
Can you do to me what you do to mom?

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)16:48:23 No.661957

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)16:48:23 No.661957

>>661950
U can't control NPCs tho.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:49:20 No.661959

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:49:20 No.661959

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>>661950
"They've been doing what?!"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:49:23 No.661960

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:49:23 No.661960

>>661957
We could probably ask our uncle to exterminate the barbarians though.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)16:50:07 No.661964

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)16:50:07 No.661964

>>661957
Op never said we couldn't lie
Even though I hate it

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:51:03 No.661967

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:51:03 No.661967

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>661959
Touching me everywhere
Telling me it's okay and that I will enjoy it
After they're done with me, I feel filthy
They feel great
*sob*

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:51:14 No.661968

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:51:14 No.661968

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>661959
The barbarians mean things and act like total jerks

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)16:51:27 No.661970

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)16:51:27 No.661970

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>661959
Hahahahaha
I'm just joking
How do I become a guard

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:51:32 No.661971

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:51:32 No.661971

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>661959
And been making comments about my mom

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)16:51:54 No.661973

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)16:51:54 No.661973

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>661959
He molested my rock when I let him look at it.
I was being nice and everything and he just started making out with it.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)16:56:13 No.661985

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)16:56:13 No.661985

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>>661968
"Well now we can't have that now, can we. Time to kill all of them then. Either directly or put them up against arena opponents that are clearly wayyyyy out of their league"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/04/16(Tue)16:57:04 No.661987

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/04/16(Tue)16:57:04 No.661987

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>661985
Suddenly a cameo of a certain other barbarian from a previous adventure challenges the king and demands the release of his people

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:57:21 No.661989

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:57:21 No.661989

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>661985
Yes uncle
I love you
I wish you were my dad

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)16:57:23 No.661990

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)16:57:23 No.661990

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>661985
What were all the tribes like before they came here? I heard they were all savages but some more then others so like which one do you think was the best?

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)16:57:25 No.661991

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)16:57:25 No.661991

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>661985
Like the orcs?

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)16:57:49 No.661994

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)16:57:49 No.661994

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>661985
Putting them up against opponents that'll destroy them sounds way funner! Can we do it now at the arena so I can see!?

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)16:59:08 No.661997

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)16:59:08 No.661997

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>661985
>>661985
>>661985
and that is how the barb genocide started
Now read the shit out of manlet rider

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:01:35 No.662006

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:01:35 No.662006

I wasn't even part of the original civ quest and with 2 posts we destroyed the barbarians
Hooray for the elves

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:03:01 No.662008

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:03:01 No.662008

>>662006
They deserve 66% of the shit that happens to them.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:03:27 No.662010

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:03:27 No.662010

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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>661990
"Eeeeeeh, it's kinda sudden since I haven't really thought about it before buuuut if I had to say which is the best tribe, from the top of my head it'd be..."

1- Barbs
2- Elves
3- Orcs
4- Dragons
5- Manlets

Don't mind me, rolling for the answer

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:05:04 No.662014

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:05:04 No.662014

>>662006
No, they kept killing till the king got pissed at us we formed slavazord and it got fucked by god

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:05:10 No.662015

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:05:10 No.662015

>>662010
This is a good thread so far.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:05:25 No.662016

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:05:25 No.662016

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>>662010
"...uh....elves! Especially ones like you and your mom, kiddo. Uh, yeah"

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:05:36 No.662018

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:05:36 No.662018

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d5)

>>662010

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:05:48 No.662019

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:05:48 No.662019

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>662016
YAY
THAT MEANS YOU LOVE ME UNCLE
also this >>661989

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)17:06:01 No.662021

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)17:06:01 No.662021

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>662010
I agree with the king.
And since we're best tribe, can we become a guard?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:06:13 No.662022

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:06:13 No.662022

>>662016
That's good to know. So can I become a guardsmen or something of the city later?

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)17:06:43 No.662026

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)17:06:43 No.662026

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>662016
What'd you think about the dragons? I hear you visited them alot.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:09:25 No.662031

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:09:25 No.662031

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>>662026
"ah yes, those overgrown lizards. So confident, so sure of their superiority. I had to go and smacked them around a bit to show them their place"

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:10:10 No.662035

Anonymous (ID: aguybjVO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:10:10 No.662035

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>662031
What about the mysterious Swzorlgarkgs?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:10:14 No.662037

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:10:14 No.662037

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>662031
I don't like bald Elves. Can you beat up all the bald elves for me please so I can watch.

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:11:00 No.662039

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:11:00 No.662039

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>662031
Orcs are cool

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)17:11:12 No.662041

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)17:11:12 No.662041

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>662031
Oh, that's cool.
You know, uncle, i've seen a badass guard catch a thief today
Can i become a guard too?

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)17:12:16 No.662046

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)17:12:16 No.662046

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>662031
>>662041

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:15:09 No.662055

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:15:09 No.662055

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>>662039
"Yes, yes, of course. Or at least, more than the barbarians. Which admittedly not really a high bar to pass, but yes, they are "cool" as you kids say it"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:15:43 No.662057

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:15:43 No.662057

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>662055
Can I become a guard?

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:15:54 No.662059

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:15:54 No.662059

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>662055
Can I be an orc when I grow up?

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:16:10 No.662060

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:16:10 No.662060

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>662055
We should really learn how to read off to the library!

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)17:16:39 No.662062

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)17:16:39 No.662062

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>662055
>>662041
C'mon, i just wanna be a guard.
Then we can start a hashtag.
#BringBackElfRights

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)17:17:02 No.662064

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)17:17:02 No.662064

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>662055
Can you tell me why is it your so horrifically powerful as to be able to destroy a 5 mech transformation with your fists?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:18:50 No.662066

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:18:50 No.662066

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>>662062
"Yeah sure okay, you can be a guard. Of course, training comes first"

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)17:19:23 No.662068

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)17:19:23 No.662068

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>662066
>>662064

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:19:37 No.662070

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:19:37 No.662070

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>662066
Can you take me to training please?

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)17:19:39 No.662071

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)17:19:39 No.662071

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>662066

Want to be trained by Wan Pan orc monk.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)17:20:34 No.662075

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)17:20:34 No.662075

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>662066
Hell yeah
Montage time

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:24:03 No.662086

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:24:03 No.662086

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>>662068
"Because I'm merely a plot device and a pawn in the game of life-ahem- I mean training, lots and lots of training and years and years of battle experience."

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:24:38 No.662088

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:24:38 No.662088

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>662086
Poop elf pants

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:24:50 No.662090

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:24:50 No.662090

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>662086
>>662070

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:25:48 No.662094

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:25:48 No.662094

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>662086
We need to be able to read to become a guard.
Off to the library.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:28:13 No.662101

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:28:13 No.662101

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>>662088
Well that's pretty weird, how can you poop out a pair of elf pants

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:29:00 No.662107

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:29:00 No.662107

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>662101
Let's go to training

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:29:24 No.662110

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:29:24 No.662110

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>662101
>>662094

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:29:29 No.662111

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:29:29 No.662111

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>662101
It's my special ability

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)17:30:36 No.662115

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)17:30:36 No.662115

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>662101

Ask spies for special training.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:31:02 No.662117

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:31:02 No.662117

> thread is filled with so many lol so randumbs
Do you guys actually think your funny or do you think that this will make people mad?

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO)
10/04/16(Tue)17:31:59 No.662119

Anonymous (ID: n+MJsCCO) 10/04/16(Tue)17:31:59 No.662119

>>662117
How new are you to NaP threads?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:32:46 No.662122

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:32:46 No.662122

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>>662111
Yeah okay, n+MJsCCO, you go do that

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:33:08 No.662124

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:33:08 No.662124

>>662117
It's hard to tell with these people.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:34:10 No.662127

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:34:10 No.662127

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>662122
>>662107

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:34:31 No.662128

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:34:31 No.662128

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>662122
>>662094

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:35:10 No.662131

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:35:10 No.662131

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>662122
Commenc training montage
>>662117
Not very
Civ thing just brings out the most suspicion and salt out of me

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:37:29 No.662142

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:37:29 No.662142

>>662131
Oops replied to myself
Meant to reply to>>662119

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:42:41 No.662162

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:42:41 No.662162

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>>662131
[insert your own training montage music here]

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:44:22 No.662170

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:44:22 No.662170

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>662162
Learn about spying and espionage

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)17:44:31 No.662171

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)17:44:31 No.662171

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>662162
Are we a guard now?
If so, us being a child isn't really intimidating.
Ask the king if some of the court wizards can make us look older/bigger

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:45:04 No.662172

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:45:04 No.662172

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>662162
Read about about how to not be retarded and swear to never be retarded again.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:46:59 No.662182

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:46:59 No.662182

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>>662172
And so you did

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:47:03 No.662183

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:47:03 No.662183

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>662162
Now it's time to religiously read goblin rider
Like every guard

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:47:57 No.662187

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:47:57 No.662187

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>662182
Can we pick a weapon now?

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:49:04 No.662192

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:49:04 No.662192

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>662183
>>662182
Also get the perk stupid proof

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:52:41 No.662203

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:52:41 No.662203

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>>662187
Ah yes of course, the good ol' weapon slect screen

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:53:42 No.662207

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:53:42 No.662207

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>662203
Mystery Box

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)17:53:48 No.662209

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)17:53:48 No.662209

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>662203
Ask for the "secret" weapons

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:53:52 No.662210

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:53:52 No.662210

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>662203
Pick a sword.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:54:57 No.662214

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:54:57 No.662214

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>>662207
vat box

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:56:03 No.662221

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:56:03 No.662221

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>662214
Dat box

Anonymous (ID: Mp0A9RGi)
10/04/16(Tue)17:56:29 No.662226

Anonymous (ID: Mp0A9RGi) 10/04/16(Tue)17:56:29 No.662226

>>662214
Bottom left

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:56:40 No.662227

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:56:40 No.662227

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>662214
Mystery box lower left corner. Although a sword is a good back up.

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/04/16(Tue)17:56:41 No.662228

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/04/16(Tue)17:56:41 No.662228

>>662214
Dat box.
Left corner, down.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:56:48 No.662230

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:56:48 No.662230

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>662214
Bottom left corner
You can't hide the mystery box

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)17:58:06 No.662234

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)17:58:06 No.662234

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>>662221
zis box?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)17:59:10 No.662236

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)17:59:10 No.662236

>>662234
Yes

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)17:59:12 No.662237

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)17:59:12 No.662237

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>662234
Ya that box

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)17:59:52 No.662241

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)17:59:52 No.662241

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>662234
MYSTERY BOX LOCK IN

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)18:01:46 No.662246

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)18:01:46 No.662246

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>662234

OPEN MYSTERY BOX!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:02:43 No.662255

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:02:43 No.662255

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>>662241
Okay geez, now don't go looking for any more of them mystery boxes, ya hear

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)18:03:38 No.662259

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)18:03:38 No.662259

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>662255

Attach sword on spear.

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)18:03:55 No.662261

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)18:03:55 No.662261

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>662255
I see that mystery box at the middle right boi

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:04:15 No.662265

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:04:15 No.662265

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>662255
MYSTERY BOX 2

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:04:23 No.662267

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:04:23 No.662267

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>662255
Pike lock in

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:04:26 No.662268

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:04:26 No.662268

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>662255
Get a halberd. That looks unique

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:06:06 No.662270

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:06:06 No.662270

>>662267
I just checked for mystery box
Never been so glad to roll like shit

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:07:08 No.662275

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:07:08 No.662275

>>662268
NOOOO
Change now

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:07:31 No.662276

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:07:31 No.662276

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>>662268
Ya suuuuure?

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:08:07 No.662279

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:08:07 No.662279

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>662276
The box
THE BOX

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:08:39 No.662283

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:08:39 No.662283

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>662265
Reroll for box

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/04/16(Tue)18:09:49 No.662287

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/04/16(Tue)18:09:49 No.662287

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>662276

Attach the secret box on halberd.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:10:29 No.662291

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:10:29 No.662291

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>>662279
Vat box? Could you mean THIS? Who knows what it will reveal

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:11:46 No.662295

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:11:46 No.662295

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>662291
I am a master at boxes.
I mean I ended civ thing with one.
So yes the box

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:12:19 No.662298

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:12:19 No.662298

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>662291
OPEN THE BOX

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:13:17 No.662303

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:13:17 No.662303

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>>662298
Fine geez calm down

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:14:15 No.662306

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:14:15 No.662306

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>662303
Box V3: This is getting ridiculous

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)18:14:41 No.662307

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)18:14:41 No.662307

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>662303
Orc Blood Demon sword please

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:15:27 No.662310

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:15:27 No.662310

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>662303
Another box

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:15:48 No.662312

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:15:48 No.662312

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>662303
Stop holding out on us
Box no.3

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:16:43 No.662315

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:16:43 No.662315

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>>662306
Or is it? Surely there's nothing left

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:17:18 No.662317

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:17:18 No.662317

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>662315
DA BOX

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:17:36 No.662319

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:17:36 No.662319

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>662315
I am fully expecting disappointment.
Box

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD)
10/04/16(Tue)18:17:38 No.662320

Hats (ID: nvwmFqiD) 10/04/16(Tue)18:17:38 No.662320

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>662315
Legedary Civ weapon

Open mystery box

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:18:14 No.662322

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:18:14 No.662322

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>>662319
Very well

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:18:28 No.662323

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:18:28 No.662323

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>662315
I SAID
STOP HOLDING OUT ON US
BOX NO.3

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:21:03 No.662336

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:21:03 No.662336

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>662322
Box # 4 plz

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:21:05 No.662337

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:21:05 No.662337

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>662322
Mystery box

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:22:10 No.662342

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:22:10 No.662342

I know there's another one I can feel it
But I can't see it
Any of you found anything

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:22:18 No.662343

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:22:18 No.662343

>>662336
There is no box #4, like literally, that was really the last one

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:24:38 No.662354

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:24:38 No.662354

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Like seriously, there's no more boxes. You can even check in MS Paint if you want, open the image up and use the fill bucket on the background

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:26:37 No.662362

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:26:37 No.662362

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>662354
Pick the Halberd

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:26:55 No.662363

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:26:55 No.662363

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>662354
He's not lying.
~~Will another box to show up~~

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:27:27 No.662369

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:27:27 No.662369

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>662354
The spear, halberd, pike, other halberd, and other hammer, all tied together end to end

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)18:28:13 No.662372

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)18:28:13 No.662372

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>662354
But there is a mystery box
That box is located
In our soul

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:29:10 No.662375

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:29:10 No.662375

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>>662369
Nah that'd be retarded

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:30:38 No.662383

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:30:38 No.662383

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>662375
Halberd. Spear would also be good.

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)18:31:02 No.662385

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)18:31:02 No.662385

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>662375
Get the flail, but attach a bunch of fists on its end.

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:31:07 No.662387

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:31:07 No.662387

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>662375
Yeah you're right
ALL the weapons strung together end to end (including the ones from the super hidden next mystery box)

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:31:36 No.662390

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:31:36 No.662390

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>662375
Cricket Bat Mini.
It has the most wood in it so it's probably the most like an actual elf weapon.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:33:44 No.662396

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:33:44 No.662396

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>>662385
Dunno, looks kinda retarded

Hats (ID: CZrdHXfD)
10/04/16(Tue)18:34:37 No.662401

Hats (ID: CZrdHXfD) 10/04/16(Tue)18:34:37 No.662401

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>662396
Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spear

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:34:47 No.662402

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:34:47 No.662402

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>662396
Halberd

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)18:35:11 No.662404

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)18:35:11 No.662404

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>662396
FIST FLAIL LOCK IN

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:38:37 No.662418

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:38:37 No.662418

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>>662401
Dunno, barbarian weapons are pretty retarded

*wink*

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:39:32 No.662420

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:39:32 No.662420

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>662418
Halberd

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:39:32 No.662421

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:39:32 No.662421

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>662418
Mommy's weirdly shaped super secret vibrating sword

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/04/16(Tue)18:39:46 No.662422

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/04/16(Tue)18:39:46 No.662422

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>662418
"But Uncle, I waaaant one!"

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)18:40:59 No.662429

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)18:40:59 No.662429

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>662418
LOCK IN
FIST FLAIL

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:43:43 No.662443

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:43:43 No.662443

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>>662422

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:44:03 No.662444

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:44:03 No.662444

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>662443
I want a Halberd pls

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:47:24 No.662462

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:47:24 No.662462

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>>662444
"Well that sounds like a reasonable choice, here you go"

Ding

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:48:07 No.662463

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:48:07 No.662463

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>662462
Yay. Now let's learn magic and stuff

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:48:38 No.662465

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:48:38 No.662465

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>662462
Now to attach a pike to the end of it...

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:51:30 No.662476

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:51:30 No.662476

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>>662465
nah, that's retarded

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)18:52:30 No.662481

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)18:52:30 No.662481

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>662476
We accomplished a lot today.
Lets go take a nap.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/04/16(Tue)18:52:49 No.662484

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/04/16(Tue)18:52:49 No.662484

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>662476
Light it on fire. Like boner spears.
I just wanna get them back for touching me

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y)
10/04/16(Tue)18:53:04 No.662486

Anonymous (ID: GH5suP6Y) 10/04/16(Tue)18:53:04 No.662486

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>662476
Now for the armor selection screen.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:53:44 No.662489

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:53:44 No.662489

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>662476
Let's go outside where there's trees ~~and secretly try to communicate with our dad tree god~~

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:53:56 No.662491

Orc Saitama (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:53:56 No.662491

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>662476
y u so mean

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+)
10/04/16(Tue)18:54:02 No.662492

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+) 10/04/16(Tue)18:54:02 No.662492

Rolled 24 (1d100)

we need a buckler to uncle. How else will we be sheilded from the heratics?

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)18:55:44 No.662505

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)18:55:44 No.662505

>>662492
He does actually kind of look like an inquisitor from warhammer fantasy.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)18:58:35 No.662522

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)18:58:35 No.662522

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>>662481
Yes, sleep, child. Sleep and dream of dead barbarians, trees and how cool you'll be as a guard.

Game Saved, to be continued. We have managed to avoid killing a child. will continue in a day or two because I have a headache.

Updates are here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)18:59:21 No.662526

Anonymous (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)18:59:21 No.662526

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>662522
then the ceiling falls on your head and you die

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/04/16(Tue)18:59:54 No.662529

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/04/16(Tue)18:59:54 No.662529

Barb humor aside, this was a nice pallet cleanser adventure

Anonymous (ID: Z6Vj4A5s)
10/04/16(Tue)19:00:25 No.662531

Anonymous (ID: Z6Vj4A5s) 10/04/16(Tue)19:00:25 No.662531

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>662522
Amazing, hes not dead yet.
D1-2 he violently dies next session, d3 he survives.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)19:00:35 No.662533

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)19:00:35 No.662533

>>662522
Out of curiosity and not at all intent to muder, how many barbarians are left? It would be handy if we knew how many members of each race are left.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)19:00:58 No.662535

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)19:00:58 No.662535

>>662526
Nah.

That'd be retarded

Anonymous (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)19:01:29 No.662543

Anonymous (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)19:01:29 No.662543

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>662535
y u so mean

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)19:05:01 No.662564

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)19:05:01 No.662564

>>662533
This is the mid point in the Civ Thing Aftermath timeline. Before the War against Brock so at this point they're like 10 or something. The latest point, which is the War against Brock, aka the last episode, puts their numbers at like 3. Soon to be 2 because one of them dies of syphilis.

>>662543
Because you're retarded

EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)19:06:43 No.662579

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)19:06:43 No.662579

>>662564
Who are we going to play as next thread?

Anonymous (ID: +GBD5vi4)
10/04/16(Tue)19:07:11 No.662582

Anonymous (ID: +GBD5vi4) 10/04/16(Tue)19:07:11 No.662582

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>662564
; ' ( *cris*

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)19:09:33 No.662596

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)19:09:33 No.662596

>>662579
If thread is still here when I get better, this thread continues with Elf Kid.

If not then new thread as Goblin Rider AKA Prince Gob AKA Gob II

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)19:11:32 No.662607

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)19:11:32 No.662607

>>662596
>Implying /qst/ is fast enough to get rid of a thread in two days

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)19:12:53 No.662620

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)19:12:53 No.662620

>>662607
Yeah so it's probablydefinitelymaybe elf kid again. Which I'm sure everyone loves because who would hate elves. On 4chan. Of all places.

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)19:15:37 No.662641

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)19:15:37 No.662641

>>662620
We aren't being all gay like normal elves.
See Christmas Adventure Thing

Also we got King as our uncle.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/04/16(Tue)19:17:30 No.662659

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/04/16(Tue)19:17:30 No.662659

File: smug-grin-intensifies.gif (67 KB, 350x350)

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And now, one last thing

http://www.strawpoll.me/11365638

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)19:47:18 No.662881

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)19:47:18 No.662881

I might be slightly biased but I do think Elves were the best since we took stuff seriously and never tried to screw over others.

Manlets
>Weak as shit
>Move in with dragons for protection and agree to pay a 70% rental fee
>Start begging for that dragon D to make crossbreeds
>Sperg out about how dragons are polluting the goblin gene pool and how they were scamming them

Barbarians I don't even need to explain although I'm sure that some were good people though.

Dragons
>Started the whole salt thing
>Constantly tries to Jew others
>Always threatened to attack the elves for no reason

Orcs
>Staring and being AFK
>Started spreading weeb culture
You might also out the blame of bringing the king here on them but that's faulty

Elves
>Just turtle because everyone wanted to kill us

The Manlets and Barbs in particular just seemed the most ignorantly stupid

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)19:55:30 No.662933

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)19:55:30 No.662933

>>662881
Most of the manlet shit was done by King gob/kob/Impo who also samefagged and almost broke the alliance

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)20:05:18 No.662998

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)20:05:18 No.662998

>>662933
I think that might be counted towards the Goblins overall character since for the most part every member represents their tribe. Also he was their king and shit.

Anonymous (ID: PHiS5wVn)
10/04/16(Tue)20:07:29 No.663015

Anonymous (ID: PHiS5wVn) 10/04/16(Tue)20:07:29 No.663015

>>662881
To be fair, as a dragon player we had a reason to start banting with you after you shot at us that one time. Before that it may be justifiable but I don't think it counts since before that we didn't know you guys existed.

However we take pride in being super jews!

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/04/16(Tue)20:12:21 No.663044

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/04/16(Tue)20:12:21 No.663044

>>662881
Orcs beat the humans first in combat.
And the most times.
~~And then got rock spammed.~~
~~And then nerfed after finding the cool sword~~

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)20:12:40 No.663045

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)20:12:40 No.663045

>>662998
Well that's kind of like saying every American is just like George bush
He may have been named king but he is a democratically elected individual
He represented one party
There are probably another party of Manlets that did not want kobolds or imps

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)20:12:56 No.663047

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)20:12:56 No.663047

>>663015
Fair enough. I do think that the dragons were one of the better tribes since they tried doing shit like maps early on despite being gimped in terms of population. ~~I also kind of feel sorry for how you got fucked over by OP~~

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)20:16:41 No.663059

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)20:16:41 No.663059

>>663045
Well there are only like 2 or 3 people playing in one tribe most of the time and not millions.

Anonymous (ID: PHiS5wVn)
10/04/16(Tue)20:18:12 No.663066

Anonymous (ID: PHiS5wVn) 10/04/16(Tue)20:18:12 No.663066

>>663047
Yeah, after the maps and the whole collation and assrapes we just embraced neet life in the Citadel. It gave minimal chance to get fucked over with our low pop and by op. But then orcs opened the mystery box in the citadel... good thing the king didn't go murder hobo on us instantly though.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)20:19:39 No.663070

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)20:19:39 No.663070

>>663047
They got fucked hard because of there nature
They could try to pray to dragon god for pop but he would just scam them
They suck at learning new magic because there God is a cheapskate and are good at improving current magic because of there magic blood
But then they get pigeon holed into one magic

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)20:24:16 No.663106

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)20:24:16 No.663106

>>663066
>>663070
The dragon nature is something that did hurt them namely their God being a gold digger and having such a low population. Not to mention getting fucked up the ass by OP. I just wish people got something different from the Christmas episode besides giant robots. The time machine would've been really useful in some instances.

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)20:26:26 No.663119

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)20:26:26 No.663119

>>663059
There's still the fact that while the tribe is still small compared to real life countries there were people who were against the kobolds and imps when the dragon alliance first happened
The reason the kobolds and imps happened is because the gobs needed a way to buff themselves and get some pop back

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)20:29:07 No.663141

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)20:29:07 No.663141

>>663119
Oh also the fact that when Prince gob killed Prince kob it sparked racial tensions which is probably why it's so prominent right now

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)20:31:17 No.663155

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)20:31:17 No.663155

>>663106
>use time machine to duplicate population infinitely but also cause huge paradox
Only other way I see it ending without kingdom fuckery

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/04/16(Tue)20:34:18 No.663169

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/04/16(Tue)20:34:18 No.663169

>>663155
I'm pretty sure the time machine was only a one time thing.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)23:17:35 No.664148

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)23:17:35 No.664148

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statistics don't lie
>>662881
>Elves
>corpse eating gay people
>best
ya sure

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)23:25:38 No.664186

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)23:25:38 No.664186

>>664148
I wish you would stop shilling for barbs so much
Also how the fuck did dragons pull ahead of elves?
Didn't think there were any dragon players left
Oh well
Elves were kind of the worst tribe after they lost there turtle hole during meteor spam

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)23:28:19 No.664200

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)23:28:19 No.664200

>>664186
>I wish you would stop shilling for barbs so much
I just woke up and voted once, dunno what are you about.
Barbs were already winning at that time

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj)
10/04/16(Tue)23:52:57 No.664334

Anonymous (ID: wAL1X4Zj) 10/04/16(Tue)23:52:57 No.664334

>>664200
I just find it kind of annoying how you keep on shoving it in everyone's face whenever barbs succed

I know that it's a joke and that your just trying to start up banter but the people who reply to you are some of the worst of there race and then the entire conversation becomes toxic and then you get new meme to some in everyone's face and it starts all over again

It's just annoying

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/04/16(Tue)23:58:18 No.664351

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/04/16(Tue)23:58:18 No.664351

>>664334
Civ quests will eventually end, so using that limited time for having fun. Even at cost of annoying some people a bit.
Soon we all go back to unbiased anons with unrelated to civ quests, and that's will be the end of it.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/05/16(Wed)00:04:37 No.664385

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/05/16(Wed)00:04:37 No.664385

>>664351
>civ thing 2 immediately starts right after this

>>664148
I don't think that this many people even played in the civ quest. Some of these have to be outsiders or lurkers who didn't even witness civ thing.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/05/16(Wed)00:09:17 No.664408

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/05/16(Wed)00:09:17 No.664408

>>664385
>>civ thing 2 immediately starts right after this
>everyone attacks barbarians or their replacement at turn 1.
I can already see it
>I don't think that this many people even played in the civ quest. Some of these have to be outsiders or lurkers who didn't even witness civ thing.
Dunno, amount seems fine, there were at least 5-6 reoccurring barbs, quite a lot of manlets, enough of other races participants to make up for votes.
Certainly some people lurked, that's for sure. They did show up once-twice a thread or in post-thread talk.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/05/16(Wed)00:13:33 No.664436

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/05/16(Wed)00:13:33 No.664436

>>664408
Yeah but I doubt that everyone who participated in civ thing are still here. I doubt that all the players from each race are still here and some players here weren't in civ thing.

Also I wanna say that barbs are going to be replaced by crusaders as the go to human faction.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/05/16(Wed)00:15:14 No.664451

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/05/16(Wed)00:15:14 No.664451

>>664436
>Yeah but I doubt that everyone who participated in civ thing are still here. I doubt that all the players from each race are still here and some players here weren't in civ thing.
OP posted poll in twitter as well, so they may be there.
>Also I wanna say that barbs are going to be replaced by crusaders as the go to human faction.
I vote for another barbarian camp, one with ColdGate

ClericOrc (ID: 24ZEMufj)
10/05/16(Wed)00:45:12 No.664583

ClericOrc (ID: 24ZEMufj) 10/05/16(Wed)00:45:12 No.664583

>>661225
Are we still alive?

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH)
10/05/16(Wed)01:09:19 No.664690

MC Herbalist (ID: uDaqSJfH) 10/05/16(Wed)01:09:19 No.664690

>wake up
>check civ thing aftermath
>we're still alive
>holyshit.jpg
>all is good

Anonymous (ID: 24ZEMufj)
10/05/16(Wed)08:30:35 No.665545

Anonymous (ID: 24ZEMufj) 10/05/16(Wed)08:30:35 No.665545

>>662564
wait then how many Orcs are left? They're all with the church now right?

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/05/16(Wed)12:57:27 No.665813

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/05/16(Wed)12:57:27 No.665813

I just realised something
>there was only 3 barbarians left alive before the barb got his turn
>he died so that means that there was only 2 left
>elf kid accidentally killed another so there is only one Barbarian left alive
And If Ops character select screen he posted between barbarian and elf kid is any indication, that last barbarian is most likely Barbmom

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/05/16(Wed)13:12:17 No.665837

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/05/16(Wed)13:12:17 No.665837

>>665813
Elf kid takes place with 10 barbs.
JerkyHater dies sometime between Paladin Bones shenanigans and Elf Kid.
Final Episode starts out with 3 and then ends with 2 because of syphilis.
Unless ~~killing Brock kills all non-converted barbarians via. head explosion~~ there should be two left after it all.

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/05/16(Wed)17:32:16 No.666256

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/05/16(Wed)17:32:16 No.666256

>>665813
I find the fact that he threw a small rock which managed to find its way to the barbarians cell, kill the barbarian and bring down the entire wall to be interesting. It was either a joke by OP or it hints at his potential power as a demigod. It's comparable to when the king when he threw a pebble from what I think was the dragon citadel and killed 27 Elves. Also if he has this power from Tree God's essence then it might hint at him still being alive.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/05/16(Wed)22:48:19 No.667268

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/05/16(Wed)22:48:19 No.667268

>>666256
>either a joke by OP or it hints at his potential power as a demigod
It was both

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)11:42:02 No.668188

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)11:42:02 No.668188

>Thread still not here till an hour.

I have an exam in 10 hours and I haven't slept yet. I'm seriously considering waiting for the thread to start since it's really just a blow off class.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)11:54:28 No.668206

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)11:54:28 No.668206

>>668188
study, or you'll end like me

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz)
10/06/16(Thu)12:26:58 No.668241

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz) 10/06/16(Thu)12:26:58 No.668241

>>667268
>killed one of the last barbarians
>just a prank, bro

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)12:34:57 No.668247

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)12:34:57 No.668247

Alright, who's here for thread

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)12:36:39 No.668251

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)12:36:39 No.668251

>>668247
for 2-3 hours I'm here

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)12:39:15 No.668254

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)12:39:15 No.668254

>>668247
Hello

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz)
10/06/16(Thu)12:39:36 No.668255

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz) 10/06/16(Thu)12:39:36 No.668255

>>668247
Here i am

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)12:41:16 No.668257

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)12:41:16 No.668257

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Alright, we continue as the Elf Kid is dreaming about random things

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)12:42:41 No.668259

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)12:42:41 No.668259

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>668257
have a vision of Elf god

Anonymous (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)12:43:20 No.668260

Anonymous (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)12:43:20 No.668260

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>668257
He dreams of firey rocks falling from the sky as a skullhatted skeleton in the clouds laughs

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)12:45:00 No.668265

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)12:45:00 No.668265

>>668257
Dream of you becoming the head gaurd

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)12:45:27 No.668267

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)12:45:27 No.668267

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>>668260

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)12:46:03 No.668268

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)12:46:03 No.668268

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>668265

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)12:46:29 No.668271

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)12:46:29 No.668271

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>668267
Wake up screaming

Anonymous (ID: PvEhG4uw)
10/06/16(Thu)12:46:35 No.668272

Anonymous (ID: PvEhG4uw) 10/06/16(Thu)12:46:35 No.668272

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>668267
Then he wakes up

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)12:46:38 No.668273

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)12:46:38 No.668273

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>668267
defend the earth in your dream

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz)
10/06/16(Thu)12:46:40 No.668274

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz) 10/06/16(Thu)12:46:40 No.668274

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>668267
Dream of some mysterious hooded skeleton battling Brock

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)12:47:23 No.668275

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)12:47:23 No.668275

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>668267
The kings destroies all the rocks and kicks his ass

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)12:49:53 No.668277

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)12:49:53 No.668277

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>>668273

Anonymous (ID: PvEhG4uw)
10/06/16(Thu)12:50:36 No.668278

Anonymous (ID: PvEhG4uw) 10/06/16(Thu)12:50:36 No.668278

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>668277
>>668272

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)12:50:43 No.668279

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)12:50:43 No.668279

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>668277
>you_didn't_protect_the_single_thing.jpg
you forgot to deflect rocks from city

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz)
10/06/16(Thu)12:51:02 No.668280

MC Herbalist (ID: DzN74zNz) 10/06/16(Thu)12:51:02 No.668280

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>668277
Get prophetic vision of elf god

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)12:51:16 No.668281

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)12:51:16 No.668281

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>668277
The manlet rider joins in

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)12:53:51 No.668284

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)12:53:51 No.668284

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>>668281

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)12:55:19 No.668285

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)12:55:19 No.668285

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>668284
>>668279
Manlet Rider did that for you

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)12:55:54 No.668286

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)12:55:54 No.668286

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>668284
A Hooded Skelepaladin Joins

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)12:56:49 No.668289

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)12:56:49 No.668289

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>668284
>>668284
>>668284
The manlet rider is loved even more and were named heir to the throne

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)12:58:59 No.668293

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)12:58:59 No.668293

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>>668286

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:00:19 No.668297

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:00:19 No.668297

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>668293
this all looks like some crossover game with SD characters
switch to sRPG genre?

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:01:50 No.668300

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:01:50 No.668300

>>668293
We combine our souls into one final attack
If we don't kill him with this we all die

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:02:53 No.668302

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:02:53 No.668302

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>668300

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:06:31 No.668308

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:06:31 No.668308

>>668247
I'm here, until I pass out.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:07:05 No.668310

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:07:05 No.668310

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>>668297

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:07:35 No.668314

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:07:35 No.668314

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>668310
Orc Cameo!

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:08:20 No.668316

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:08:20 No.668316

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>668310
boob jiggle cut in

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:08:27 No.668317

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:08:27 No.668317

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>668310
The king praises us for our heroism and names us heir

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:12:01 No.668323

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:12:01 No.668323

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>>668314
Elves dream the weirdest shit

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)13:13:26 No.668325

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)13:13:26 No.668325

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>668323
Epic Boss explosion

You win!

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:13:45 No.668326

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:13:45 No.668326

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>668323
you wake up thanks to breakfast's smell

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:14:16 No.668328

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:14:16 No.668328

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>668323
You wake up refreshed and excited

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:14:38 No.668329

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:14:38 No.668329

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>668323
We high five manlet rider and make out with our hot guard waifu

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:18:13 No.668334

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:18:13 No.668334

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>>668326

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)13:19:25 No.668336

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)13:19:25 No.668336

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>668334
walk quietly downstairs to investigate what's for breakfast

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:19:32 No.668337

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:19:32 No.668337

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>668334
BREAKFAST! MORNING CARTOONS!

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)13:19:36 No.668338

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)13:19:36 No.668338

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>668334
Get dem food

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:19:41 No.668339

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:19:41 No.668339

>>668334
It's your favorite!
Fried ~~animal corpses~~

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:20:00 No.668340

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:20:00 No.668340

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>668334
practice your Creepy face

Anonymous (ID: izMZgtmK)
10/06/16(Thu)13:20:46 No.668343

Anonymous (ID: izMZgtmK) 10/06/16(Thu)13:20:46 No.668343

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>668334
it smells lIke fire

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:24:19 No.668346

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:24:19 No.668346

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>>668336
It's Bread and butter alongside some eggs and orange juice

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:25:16 No.668348

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:25:16 No.668348

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>668346
set it on fire, and demand cereal with no milk

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)13:25:47 No.668351

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)13:25:47 No.668351

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>668346
looks good. time to chow down!

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:26:11 No.668353

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:26:11 No.668353

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>668346
but you really want meat tho
~~fresh~~

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:26:44 No.668354

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:26:44 No.668354

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>668346
FEAST!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:26:52 No.668357

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:26:52 No.668357

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>>668348
Nah, that'd be retarded

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)13:27:26 No.668358

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)13:27:26 No.668358

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>668357
Better eat before it gets cold

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:27:34 No.668359

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:27:34 No.668359

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>668357
ask for sausages

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:27:42 No.668360

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:27:42 No.668360

>>668348
Good thing we swore to never be a retard

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:27:47 No.668361

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:27:47 No.668361

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>668357
>>668354

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:28:08 No.668362

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:28:08 No.668362

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>668357
fine then just demand milkless cereal instead, lots of children

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)13:28:17 No.668363

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)13:28:17 No.668363

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>668357
feast, just like your "uncle" the king would!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:32:40 No.668369

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:32:40 No.668369

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>>668359
ptoink

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7)
10/06/16(Thu)13:33:23 No.668372

Anonymous (ID: lzRE/kl7) 10/06/16(Thu)13:33:23 No.668372

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>668369
NOW FEAST

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)13:33:34 No.668373

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)13:33:34 No.668373

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>668369
Devour

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)13:33:42 No.668374

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)13:33:42 No.668374

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>668369
Tell mom about our crazy dream while eating

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:34:02 No.668375

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:34:02 No.668375

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>668369
ask for milkless cereal instead, lots of young children I know hate milk in their cereal
then eat it

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)13:34:02 No.668376

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)13:34:02 No.668376

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>668369
Now eat and be big and strong

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:39:20 No.668384

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:39:20 No.668384

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>>668374
"Interesting"

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)13:40:24 No.668386

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)13:40:24 No.668386

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>668384
Now, we may feast.
Also, where is uncle?

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:41:33 No.668387

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:41:33 No.668387

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>668384
ask about how kids are made

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:41:37 No.668388

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:41:37 No.668388

>>668384
wait, by my calculations my 90 was still in the time limit

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:43:24 No.668391

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:43:24 No.668391

>>668388
The page didn't update when I was drawing. When It did I was already done and too lazy to redraw

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:46:14 No.668395

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:46:14 No.668395

>>668391
ok, thats fine, for a second I though you were ignoring my post for 'being retarded'

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:47:01 No.668397

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:47:01 No.668397

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>>668386
"He's in the arena messing with barbarians"

MEANWHILE

"C'mon, c'mon, get the piece of herky you savage, c'mon..Oop, too slow"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:47:49 No.668399

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:47:49 No.668399

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>668397
lets go find our other uncle

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:48:05 No.668401

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:48:05 No.668401

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>668397
Where is my actual dad?

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)13:48:44 No.668402

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)13:48:44 No.668402

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>668397
Go to the arena, and grab a sausage to eat on the way there.

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:49:01 No.668404

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:49:01 No.668404

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>668397
Thank her for the meal
Go talk to gaurd friends

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)13:53:14 No.668409

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)13:53:14 No.668409

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>>668399
"Good morning, kid. Don't mind me, just doing a little sword polishing before the day starts, hah"

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:54:13 No.668410

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:54:13 No.668410

>>668409
ask to teach sword polish

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)13:54:58 No.668412

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)13:54:58 No.668412

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>668409
ask him for personal training to be a badass like him and uncle

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)13:55:10 No.668414

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)13:55:10 No.668414

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>668409
Can you teach me how to polish my halberd?

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)13:55:16 No.668416

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)13:55:16 No.668416

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>668409
>>668410
fug

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)13:55:39 No.668417

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)13:55:39 No.668417

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>668409
Polish all the swords
All of them

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:00:03 No.668428

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:00:03 No.668428

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>>668412
"Yeah sure okay"

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:00:57 No.668429

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:00:57 No.668429

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>668428
~~kidnapping~~ plot happens right after teaching

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)14:01:16 No.668432

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)14:01:16 No.668432

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>668428
Regular training picture, because montages are getting boring

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:01:25 No.668433

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:01:25 No.668433

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>668428
begin training and give it everything you got

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:05:29 No.668442

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:05:29 No.668442

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>>668429
What kidnapping plot

Anonymous (ID: 5z9bqRyh)
10/06/16(Thu)14:06:40 No.668443

Anonymous (ID: 5z9bqRyh) 10/06/16(Thu)14:06:40 No.668443

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>668442
The one that'll happen in 10 seconds

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:06:45 No.668444

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:06:45 No.668444

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>668442
behind you! Oh wait, that's an icecream store on wheels
not suspicious one

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)14:06:53 No.668445

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)14:06:53 No.668445

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>668442
Kick a pebble because you're bored.
It kills the guy in the bushes

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:06:59 No.668446

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:06:59 No.668446

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>668442
The salt cults plot to steal the elf demigod, who is the only one who could stop the large one and their plans

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)14:07:21 No.668449

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)14:07:21 No.668449

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>668442
quick! behind you!

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:07:25 No.668451

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:07:25 No.668451

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>668442
Take a nap while waiting for training.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:11:26 No.668456

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:11:26 No.668456

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>>668443
"MORELIKE THE ONE THAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!"

Oh no, a bag

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:12:28 No.668460

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:12:28 No.668460

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>668456
ask if its he is the salt cult you have heard about from your friends

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:12:32 No.668461

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:12:32 No.668461

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>668456
Yell for uncle.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:12:37 No.668462

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:12:37 No.668462

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>668456
simple bag can't contain you. punch thru it

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky)
10/06/16(Thu)14:13:34 No.668465

MC Herbalist (ID: BoEgYSky) 10/06/16(Thu)14:13:34 No.668465

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>668456
Smile.
Kill.

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)14:13:41 No.668466

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)14:13:41 No.668466

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>668456
do a not retarded thing to escape

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)14:14:45 No.668470

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)14:14:45 No.668470

>>668466
oh wow the sex number, what a good day for me today

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:16:27 No.668475

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:16:27 No.668475

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>>668460
"Pffft, those guys are lame-o's that do nothing but mess with people condiments. We're conspirators looking for ways to take down the Kingdom!"

whoosh

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)14:18:16 No.668483

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)14:18:16 No.668483

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>668475
we have our halberd, right? just cut out of the bag

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:18:22 No.668485

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:18:22 No.668485

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>668475
hey, you trained, don't tell me you can't tear single bag ya wuss of demigod

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:18:46 No.668487

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:18:46 No.668487

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>668475
Yell loud for Uncle and flail and punch shit.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:23:05 No.668494

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:23:05 No.668494

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>>668483
Video Game inventory mechanics saves the day

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/06/16(Thu)14:23:46 No.668496

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/06/16(Thu)14:23:46 No.668496

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>668494
this isn't my new hat!?

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:24:02 No.668497

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:24:02 No.668497

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>668494
Smack the kidnapper with the halberd.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:24:04 No.668498

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:24:04 No.668498

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>668494
attack that guy

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)14:24:09 No.668500

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)14:24:09 No.668500

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>668494
run back to uncle and gather reinforcements to deal with the ninja scourge

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:24:34 No.668502

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:24:34 No.668502

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>668494
off with his head
and take it to uncle, he will be soo proud

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:27:26 No.668511

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:27:26 No.668511

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>>668498
Whoosh

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:27:49 No.668513

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:27:49 No.668513

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>668511
>>668502

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/06/16(Thu)14:28:50 No.668516

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/06/16(Thu)14:28:50 No.668516

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>668511
demigod poops pants as a defensive mechanism!

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:28:52 No.668517

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:28:52 No.668517

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>668511
STR>DEX I said

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:28:54 No.668518

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:28:54 No.668518

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>668511
>>668497

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:32:51 No.668525

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:32:51 No.668525

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>>668513
"Whoah, kid. Watch where you swing that thing."

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/06/16(Thu)14:33:39 No.668528

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/06/16(Thu)14:33:39 No.668528

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>668525
well I don't swing that way!

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:34:29 No.668530

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:34:29 No.668530

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>668525
rotate halberd 90 degrees

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:34:38 No.668531

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:34:38 No.668531

>>668525
swing again, other uncle sees us fighting the guy and decides to watch

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)14:38:35 No.668536

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)14:38:35 No.668536

Took a nap to discover this kid is a badass

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:39:12 No.668539

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:39:12 No.668539

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>>668530
"why are you resisting anyway? Didn't I tell you we're trying to bring down the Kingdom? Shouldn't you hate this place for what it's done to your people and father?"

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)14:40:10 No.668540

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)14:40:10 No.668540

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>668539
Mommy says my dad was a dick and barbarians are molesters.

MC Herbalist (ID: LNDuFN9S)
10/06/16(Thu)14:40:23 No.668542

MC Herbalist (ID: LNDuFN9S) 10/06/16(Thu)14:40:23 No.668542

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>668539
"Wat?"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:40:25 No.668543

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:40:25 No.668543

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>668539
smile at him, then swing again at his neck

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:41:12 No.668546

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:41:12 No.668546

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>668539
wut

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:45:29 No.668555

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:45:29 No.668555

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>>668540
"Well yes, your father was indeed an unsavoury individual and barbarians are indeed moslesters of everything wholesome and decent and they also secretly molest eachother with rock dildoes behind closed doors....BUT. You see, your mother, she's also part...of the conspiracyyy"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:46:26 No.668556

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:46:26 No.668556

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>668555
>>668543

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:46:27 No.668557

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:46:27 No.668557

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>668555
my mom told me don't listen to strangers

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:47:01 No.668560

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:47:01 No.668560

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>668555
Well then, lets go to mom's house and ask her together.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:49:20 No.668564

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:49:20 No.668564

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>>668557
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know I was talking to a momma's boy"

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:50:31 No.668569

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:50:31 No.668569

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>668564
punch him in the jaw

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/06/16(Thu)14:50:40 No.668570

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/06/16(Thu)14:50:40 No.668570

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>668564
Bite his face in anger

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)14:51:22 No.668575

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)14:51:22 No.668575

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>668564
Yeah.
So, can you go now? I mean, we've been doing this in plain daylight, i think at least a guard has seen us or something.

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)14:52:11 No.668578

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)14:52:11 No.668578

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>668564
I'm a big boy, lets go conspiracy guy.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)14:57:14 No.668599

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)14:57:14 No.668599

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>>668575
"Pffffft, please. When I got you in the bag I used my super spy skillz to jump into the outskirts of the city. Nobody's gonna be able to follow us here"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)14:58:55 No.668603

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)14:58:55 No.668603

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>668599
swing again and off with his head
and smile while doing it

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)14:59:12 No.668605

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)14:59:12 No.668605

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>668599
RIP in piece, salty guy
RIP in piece

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:03:26 No.668617

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:03:26 No.668617

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>>668605
"Why would you say t---"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:04:44 No.668620

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:04:44 No.668620

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>668617
ask other uncle if we can pretend that we killed him to make uncle king proud

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:04:47 No.668621

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:04:47 No.668621

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>668617
ask for a mask trophey, after washing of course

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:04:56 No.668623

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:04:56 No.668623

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>668617
Hug uncle and definitely not be suspicious of the kingdom.

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)15:05:07 No.668624

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)15:05:07 No.668624

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>668617
hug uncle

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:08:01 No.668631

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:08:01 No.668631

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>>668621
YOu got: mask

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:09:02 No.668635

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:09:02 No.668635

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>668631
>>668620

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:09:19 No.668637

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:09:19 No.668637

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>668631
it's too big for your size, damn

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:09:42 No.668640

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:09:42 No.668640

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>668631
Be ninja

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:15:26 No.668663

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:15:26 No.668663

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>>668640
"Hmmm, a map to the conspirators' secret base...Hey kiddo, you wanna go on an adventure? It'll be part of your training"

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:16:20 No.668666

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:16:20 No.668666

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>668663
yaaaay, field trip

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:16:52 No.668668

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:16:52 No.668668

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>668663
sure, nothing could possibly go wrong
also put on our hat as well

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:16:58 No.668670

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:16:58 No.668670

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>668663
You feel completly sure its not a trap, onwards to adventure.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)15:17:34 No.668672

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)15:17:34 No.668672

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>668663
Lets do it!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:20:13 No.668676

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:20:13 No.668676

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>>668668
Doot doo doo doot doo doo

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:21:07 No.668678

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:21:07 No.668678

>>668676
random secret encounter
also water chip reminder

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:21:45 No.668683

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:21:45 No.668683

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>668676
Arrive, and be sneaky, as they totally don't know you just slaughtered one of their guys.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:22:10 No.668685

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:22:10 No.668685

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>668676
>>668678

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)15:22:19 No.668686

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)15:22:19 No.668686

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>668676
OH SHIT
You looked at another pokemon trainer!
Prepare for battle!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:27:35 No.668711

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:27:35 No.668711

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>>668683
"Alright, they don't seem to be alert yet. There're 2 guys guarding the entrance. So, how do you want to do this? Be all sneaky or just charge in and murder them before they can sound the alarm?"

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)15:29:33 No.668719

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)15:29:33 No.668719

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>668711
be sneaky, throw a rock in the opposite direction so they'll go investigate

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:29:47 No.668722

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:29:47 No.668722

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>668711
off with their heads, charge in and swing at necks

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:29:50 No.668723

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:29:50 No.668723

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>668711
Use your super strength to tomahawk throw your halberd to kill the guy on the left who isnt facing the wall.

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:30:13 No.668725

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:30:13 No.668725

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>668711
CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh wait, turns out they are already dead.
Someone got here before you

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)15:31:18 No.668730

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)15:31:18 No.668730

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>668711
We can use a distraction. I'll just be bait, while you come up from behind and kill them

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:32:42 No.668734

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:32:42 No.668734

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>>668725
"Dude, what if we're already dead because somebody ran in and killed us before somebody else could?"

"Nah, that'd be dumb. AndagainsthenocontrollingNPCsrule, ahem"

"You're just too scared to admit you'd die like a wuss"

"Shutup"

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:33:44 No.668739

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:33:44 No.668739

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>668734
>>668722
smile while doing so

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:34:21 No.668741

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:34:21 No.668741

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>668734
>>668723

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/06/16(Thu)15:34:38 No.668742

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/06/16(Thu)15:34:38 No.668742

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>668734
Sneak up behind each the guards while they are distracted with their conversation

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:34:48 No.668743

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:34:48 No.668743

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>668734
~~I just remembered Manlet Rider cut in from other time and decided to line it up~~
Oh well, just kill them then

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:35:54 No.668746

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:35:54 No.668746

>>668743
>spoiler
That happens later.
And at a completely different base

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)15:37:37 No.668754

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)15:37:37 No.668754

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>668734
Walk up and tell them we were just recruited and if this is the secret meeting place we were told about.
If they ask for credentials point out we are wearing the official mask

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:39:23 No.668761

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:39:23 No.668761

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>>668741
"The fuck"

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/06/16(Thu)15:40:37 No.668767

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/06/16(Thu)15:40:37 No.668767

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>668761
Tackle the other guard before he alarms anybody else

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/06/16(Thu)15:40:54 No.668768

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/06/16(Thu)15:40:54 No.668768

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>668746
oh well, was worth a try
>>668761
say an edgy quote - "nothing personell" level of edgy

~~i'm out, gl with bread thanks for it too~~

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:41:13 No.668769

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:41:13 No.668769

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>668761
Kill other guy before he can alarm others

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)15:42:11 No.668771

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)15:42:11 No.668771

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>668761
Dynamic entry kick the other guy, emulate goblin rider

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:42:30 No.668775

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:42:30 No.668775

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>>668767

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)15:43:40 No.668780

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)15:43:40 No.668780

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>668775
Smile hard enough to be visible through the mask as we strangle this guy.

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)15:43:57 No.668781

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)15:43:57 No.668781

>>668761
That was a quality kek, OP.
I tip my pimp hat to you

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)15:44:12 No.668782

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)15:44:12 No.668782

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>668775
Have merc deal with him since we forgot our halberd in the other guy's face

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:48:01 No.668790

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:48:01 No.668790

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>>668780

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:49:26 No.668791

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:49:26 No.668791

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>668790
Strangle harder

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)15:49:45 No.668792

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)15:49:45 No.668792

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>668790
Dayum, we got strong hands.
Anyway, let's finish him off.
Tighten that grip, boy

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:49:45 No.668793

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:49:45 No.668793

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>668790
ask uncle if you are going it right

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)15:50:03 No.668796

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)15:50:03 No.668796

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>668790
Look to uncle for confirmation as we continue strangling guard

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:52:00 No.668800

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:52:00 No.668800

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>>668792
"bleh--"

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)15:52:59 No.668802

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)15:52:59 No.668802

Rolled 90 (1d100)

If I'm looking at this mound of dirt here >>668676 correctly.
Doesn't that mean their base is the now empty beast cave?
>>668800
Get ye halberd

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)15:53:20 No.668805

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)15:53:20 No.668805

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>668800
Look at uncle
"How did i go?"

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:53:23 No.668806

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:53:23 No.668806

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>668800
Ask uncle if we did good.

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)15:53:25 No.668807

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)15:53:25 No.668807

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>668800
look at uncle, is he impressed?

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)15:55:47 No.668816

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)15:55:47 No.668816

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>668800
>>668807

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)15:58:11 No.668822

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)15:58:11 No.668822

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>>668802
"Good job, kid"

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)15:59:19 No.668823

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)15:59:19 No.668823

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>668822
Venture onwards to the cave.

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)16:00:15 No.668825

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)16:00:15 No.668825

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>668822
Accidentally get too excited and audibly cheer at the praise

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:03:12 No.668832

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:03:12 No.668832

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>>668823
And so you entered the cave.

"Wait, look. there's a door at the end"

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)16:04:14 No.668835

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)16:04:14 No.668835

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>668832
Were too short to look through the hole, let uncle handle it

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP)
10/06/16(Thu)16:04:21 No.668836

Anonymous (ID: mOIYn2RP) 10/06/16(Thu)16:04:21 No.668836

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>668832
bash it down and tell a battlecry

Anonymous (ID: NeWTI646)
10/06/16(Thu)16:04:24 No.668837

Anonymous (ID: NeWTI646) 10/06/16(Thu)16:04:24 No.668837

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>668832
Sneak up to door. Seduce lock.

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)16:04:42 No.668838

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)16:04:42 No.668838

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>668832
There may be traps.
Watch out.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:11:18 No.668869

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:11:18 No.668869

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>>668835
*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"It's just me! The entrance guard! Totally alive and is difinitely not a decapitated head being used as a puppet! Let me in!"

"Alright, you know the rules, what's the password?"

Anonymous (ID: 5z9bqRyh)
10/06/16(Thu)16:12:38 No.668874

Anonymous (ID: 5z9bqRyh) 10/06/16(Thu)16:12:38 No.668874

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>668869
Stab your halberd through the opening and force him through to your side

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)16:13:12 No.668877

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)16:13:12 No.668877

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>668869
"Fuck the king...?"

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)16:13:48 No.668880

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)16:13:48 No.668880

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>668869
That's exactly why i came here...
Uh... It's kinda embarassing...
I forgot it...

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:20:33 No.668903

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:20:33 No.668903

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>>668880
"But wait, that's not the password, and why did your voice change to tha tof a kid, hey I think you're actually an intr--"

"Door's open"

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:21:50 No.668907

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:21:50 No.668907

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>668903
Let's go inside

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj)
10/06/16(Thu)16:22:15 No.668909

Anonymous (ID: pNb59xPj) 10/06/16(Thu)16:22:15 No.668909

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>668903
tell this uncle he's now your #1 uncle

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)16:22:44 No.668910

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)16:22:44 No.668910

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>668903
Well, let's go, uncle!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:25:35 No.668919

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:25:35 No.668919

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>>668907
As you pressed onward, you come to a decision, do you head down the path of the Archives or the path of the Meeting Room?

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+)
10/06/16(Thu)16:25:57 No.668920

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+) 10/06/16(Thu)16:25:57 No.668920

>>668903
Take shoulder armor as momento of this kill, like the mask and hat

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:26:23 No.668924

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:26:23 No.668924

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>668919
Meeting room

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)16:26:50 No.668928

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)16:26:50 No.668928

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>668919
Meeting room, find more people to murder.

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)16:27:13 No.668930

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)16:27:13 No.668930

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>668919
Archives, we may get useful information on what's in the meeting room

Anonymous (ID: nKmFJJbr)
10/06/16(Thu)16:29:18 No.668943

Anonymous (ID: nKmFJJbr) 10/06/16(Thu)16:29:18 No.668943

>>668919
archives

Anonymous (ID: nKmFJJbr)
10/06/16(Thu)16:30:20 No.668947

Anonymous (ID: nKmFJJbr) 10/06/16(Thu)16:30:20 No.668947

>>668943

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:34:33 No.668963

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:34:33 No.668963

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>>668924
"Okay guys. First order of business...Have we acquired the Elven Child yet?"

"Uh, no. We sent one of our top agents but he hasn't report back yet"

"Ah, hmmm...maybe we should wait a little longer, I mean he's one of the best, surely nothing went wrong. Anyway, onto the next issue....Who has been swapping the salt and sugar jars again? C'mon, fess up"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:35:24 No.668967

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:35:24 No.668967

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>668963
Throw our halberd in there horizontally and cut throw a bunch of guys

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)16:36:19 No.668971

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)16:36:19 No.668971

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>668963
Check the wall for a "kill everyone in the meeting room switch" quietly

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:36:36 No.668973

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:36:36 No.668973

>>668967
through*

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/06/16(Thu)16:36:44 No.668975

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/06/16(Thu)16:36:44 No.668975

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>668963
Helicopter spin through the crowd with your halberd

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+)
10/06/16(Thu)16:37:28 No.668977

Anonymous (ID: UQtEkQt+) 10/06/16(Thu)16:37:28 No.668977

Rolled 24 (1d100)

Throw the halberd at the giant loose blulder on the cealing

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:40:03 No.668987

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:40:03 No.668987

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>>668967

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)16:42:05 No.668992

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)16:42:05 No.668992

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>668987
Throw some pebbles from the cave floor at them, at mach 10.

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)16:42:07 No.668993

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)16:42:07 No.668993

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>668987
See how they react.
Then grab our halberd and keep the heads flying

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)16:42:14 No.668994

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)16:42:14 No.668994

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>668987
"Uncle! Salt demons!"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:42:26 No.668995

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:42:26 No.668995

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>668987
Have the king finish off the rest with his sword

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)16:42:48 No.668996

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)16:42:48 No.668996

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>668987

Get back our halberd and start slaughter them!!!!

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)16:43:36 No.668999

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)16:43:36 No.668999

>>668995
Thats not the King

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3)
10/06/16(Thu)16:44:30 No.669003

Anonymous (ID: XbdbroW3) 10/06/16(Thu)16:44:30 No.669003

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>668987
Continue swinging he'll out cheesy cheesy comic line like, you wanted me? Well here I am

Also this elf kid is ripped, able to so more physical damage than any of the other heroes

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:44:49 No.669005

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:44:49 No.669005

>>668999
I thought we were with our uncle who is also the king.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)16:45:47 No.669009

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)16:45:47 No.669009

>>669005
We are with the Kings brother, which makes him our other uncle. Also the King after the current king dies

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)16:45:48 No.669010

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)16:45:48 No.669010

>>669005
It's our other uncle who is ~~THE BEST COMPANION OF ALL TIME~~ ~~MERC~~

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)16:46:01 No.669012

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)16:46:01 No.669012

>>669005
Nah, this is our other uncle

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:47:52 No.669018

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:47:52 No.669018

>>669009
>>669010
>>669012
Okay. Speaking of family don't we have an aunt as well? I remember the high priestess, our mother, having a younger sister.

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)16:49:25 No.669022

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)16:49:25 No.669022

>>669018
She could be dead. Or enslaved, in which case, our mother probably hates her.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)16:49:55 No.669025

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)16:49:55 No.669025

>>669018
She's dead, Jim

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:50:51 No.669029

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:50:51 No.669029

>>668995
"Wut?" - The King, currently in the castle

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:51:56 No.669036

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:51:56 No.669036

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>>669029
In fact, he even forgot the picture

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)16:52:26 No.669038

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)16:52:26 No.669038

>>669029
Can you just change that to uncle. I was confused. ~~Alternatively the king could just teleport here because reasons~~

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)16:54:17 No.669041

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)16:54:17 No.669041

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>669036
Ah well it seems like he's about to have some fun.

May as well deal with them cultists >>668992

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)16:54:47 No.669042

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)16:54:47 No.669042

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>669036
You and uncle finish beating up the guys.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)16:54:53 No.669043

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)16:54:53 No.669043

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>669036
What are you doing with Barb Mom?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)16:58:29 No.669057

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)16:58:29 No.669057

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>>669041

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)17:00:42 No.669061

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)17:00:42 No.669061

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>669057
Examine the room with our uncle

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)17:02:12 No.669066

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)17:02:12 No.669066

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>669057

Channel our power and go all ORAORAORA on them.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:08:49 No.669081

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:08:49 No.669081

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>>669061
"Wait, look! That guy who seems to be in charge is getting away!"

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)17:09:47 No.669085

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)17:09:47 No.669085

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>669081
Throw another pebble at his leg to incapacitate him for questioning.

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/06/16(Thu)17:10:32 No.669087

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/06/16(Thu)17:10:32 No.669087

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>669081
Throw the halberd again to chop off his legs

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:15:36 No.669095

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:15:36 No.669095

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>>669087
The halberd was caught. Because as we all know, the last, single boss ninja is always stronger than a bunch of mook ninjas.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)17:17:35 No.669098

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)17:17:35 No.669098

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>669095
Take a blade from one of the dead ninjas and duel the head ninja

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)17:18:07 No.669099

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)17:18:07 No.669099

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>669095
Ricochet a pebble off a wall and hit his leg.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)17:18:48 No.669101

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)17:18:48 No.669101

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>669095
But Uncle is waaaaaay tougher. Kill him!

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)17:19:11 No.669104

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)17:19:11 No.669104

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>669095
Tackle him and slow him down for uncle

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm)
10/06/16(Thu)17:19:12 No.669105

MC Herbalist (ID: tFHPoZdm) 10/06/16(Thu)17:19:12 No.669105

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>669095
SMILING POWERS,
ACTIVATE!
SMILING MOVE:
GRINNING SKULLGRIND!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:22:25 No.669114

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:22:25 No.669114

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>>669099
He then deflects it with your halberd

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)17:23:19 No.669115

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)17:23:19 No.669115

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>669114
>>669098

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)17:23:43 No.669116

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)17:23:43 No.669116

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>669114
Look for a boulder to throw at him.

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV)
10/06/16(Thu)17:23:52 No.669117

Hats (ID: EcH9qTRV) 10/06/16(Thu)17:23:52 No.669117

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>669114
Your life is endangered. Tree God Powers slip out slightly

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:27:32 No.669128

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:27:32 No.669128

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>>669116
"Here you go kiddo"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)17:28:23 No.669131

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)17:28:23 No.669131

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>669128
Try to throw it at the head ninja I guess

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)17:28:32 No.669132

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)17:28:32 No.669132

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>669128

Throw so hard that will make barbarians crying in manly tears.

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)17:29:20 No.669134

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)17:29:20 No.669134

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>669128
"Thanks"
Throw!

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)17:31:32 No.669145

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)17:31:32 No.669145

>>669132
>Manly tears
>Barbarians
Come on now.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:33:46 No.669150

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:33:46 No.669150

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>>669132
"Wait, that's not fai--"

Meanwhile, barbarians suddenly feel a great sadness over them, it's like they feel their rock throwing prowess just got beaten. By a kid. An Elven kid. So they cried.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)17:34:59 No.669152

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)17:34:59 No.669152

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>669150
Let's go to the archives.

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR)
10/06/16(Thu)17:35:19 No.669154

Anonymous (ID: zwNq8wPR) 10/06/16(Thu)17:35:19 No.669154

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>669150
Check the room to see if anybody survived the carnage

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)17:36:20 No.669156

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)17:36:20 No.669156

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>669150
Check boss ninjas corpse for a trophy

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)17:39:13 No.669166

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)17:39:13 No.669166

>>669156
Also get our weapon back

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:39:34 No.669169

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:39:34 No.669169

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>>669152
After clearing out the meeting room, you and your other uncle head to the archives. There he saw documents labeled "Secret plans" and began reading them.

"Alright, you go look around for anything else we can use"

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)17:40:19 No.669170

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)17:40:19 No.669170

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>669150
>>669166

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)17:41:12 No.669171

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)17:41:12 No.669171

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>669169
Look at and read another book that uncle isn't.

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)17:42:04 No.669176

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)17:42:04 No.669176

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>669169
Try to find small nooks and crannies only our tiny elven kid hands can reach into

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)17:42:16 No.669178

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)17:42:16 No.669178

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>669169
Look for their comic books and instead find documents labeled "Super Secret Plans".

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:46:03 No.669193

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:46:03 No.669193

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>>669171
Well there's a tiny space you can put your hand into between those books

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)17:47:39 No.669198

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)17:47:39 No.669198

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>669193
Shine some glowing green eye light in there to check for traps.

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf)
10/06/16(Thu)17:48:22 No.669201

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf) 10/06/16(Thu)17:48:22 No.669201

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>669193
Tribal Dieties
Read!

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:52:28 No.669221

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:52:28 No.669221

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>>669201
Hmmm, this book details the various deities the tribes around the land worship. It ranges from a giant fire breathing snake on fire to some guy with a skull for a hat.

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf)
10/06/16(Thu)17:53:53 No.669229

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf) 10/06/16(Thu)17:53:53 No.669229

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>669221
Just like yoyr dream! Read about skull hat guy!

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf)
10/06/16(Thu)17:57:57 No.669235

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf) 10/06/16(Thu)17:57:57 No.669235

Did everyone die? I doubt everyone agrees with my actions.

Or is /qst/ not loading?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)17:58:58 No.669242

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)17:58:58 No.669242

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>>669229
Ah yes, a deity worshipped by the barbarians captured in the arena. They named him Brock. Apparently tribal depictions of this god varies from him having no face at all or a skull for a face. It was believed that this god would grant the barbarians great power in battle if they honor him with skull sacrifices. He has the power over rocks and fire and even the ability to raise and control the dead.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)17:59:03 No.669243

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)17:59:03 No.669243

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>669221

Read about fire breathing snake.

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)17:59:08 No.669244

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)17:59:08 No.669244

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>669221
Read about the guy with a dragon hat

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)18:00:05 No.669247

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)18:00:05 No.669247

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>669235
When I came back a minute already passed since the first reply, no point trying then.
>>669242
Read about the elves and hippie god.
May as well learn about our past.

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)18:00:15 No.669251

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)18:00:15 No.669251

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>669244
>>669242

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf)
10/06/16(Thu)18:00:47 No.669253

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf) 10/06/16(Thu)18:00:47 No.669253

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>669242
Flashbacks to the raining fire rocks in your earlier dream

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.669256

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:01:09 No.669256

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>669242
Turn the page

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:09:28 No.669282

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:09:28 No.669282

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>>669247
The "Tree God" as referred to by the elves or "Elven Tree God" as referred to by non-elves is a deity that the tribal elves worshipped. He wasn't so much as the god of the elves and was more the god of the forest the elves live in. Because inside the forest the elves are the only sentient intelligent race, he chose to commune with them. It was believed that he would gift the elves with magical powers in exchange for protecting and growing his forest. His favor can also be gained through sick rhymes with phat beats.

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)18:10:28 No.669284

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)18:10:28 No.669284

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>669282
Check out the dude with the dragon hat

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:10:51 No.669285

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:10:51 No.669285

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>669282
>>669256

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)18:11:51 No.669290

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)18:11:51 No.669290

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>669282
Bored now, check the hole between the books

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:15:29 No.669311

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:15:29 No.669311

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>>669285
Ah yes, the Fire Snek. A deity worship by a southern barbarian tribe. Believed to grant its followers the ability to breathe fire and immolate themselves.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)18:17:29 No.669328

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)18:17:29 No.669328

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>669311

Wait... I though it was only worshipped by ONE barbarian...

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf)
10/06/16(Thu)18:17:33 No.669330

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf) 10/06/16(Thu)18:17:33 No.669330

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>669311
Gobbo God

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:17:34 No.669331

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:17:34 No.669331

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>669311
Kewl. Let's see what's on the next page.

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)18:18:33 No.669334

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)18:18:33 No.669334

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>669311
Drop some sick rhymes in tribute to the tree god.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:19:29 No.669338

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:19:29 No.669338

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>>669328
Apparently this tribe like to send out tribesmen to blend in with other barbarian tribes to subtly spread the word of Fire Snek

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)18:21:45 No.669351

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)18:21:45 No.669351

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423 KB GIF

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>669338

Be surprised!

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:22:19 No.669355

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:22:19 No.669355

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>669338
Goblin god

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)18:23:04 No.669363

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)18:23:04 No.669363

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>669338
Put the book down and check the crevice

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:25:22 No.669379

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:25:22 No.669379

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>>669355
This god was supposedly the one overseeing the goblins, but when they turned atheist he didn't really have much to do and his memory and worship were eventually phased out when Goblins mated with some dragon, creating new breeds of manlets and in turn a new Goddess to worship - The Kobold Goddess

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)18:26:26 No.669387

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)18:26:26 No.669387

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>669379

Ask Goblin God if he still exist.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:29:57 No.669397

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:29:57 No.669397

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>>669387
No reply

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)18:31:10 No.669398

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)18:31:10 No.669398

>>669397
Read about the weab god

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:31:11 No.669399

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:31:11 No.669399

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>669397
Look for any relics or objects of interest.

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/06/16(Thu)18:31:29 No.669400

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/06/16(Thu)18:31:29 No.669400

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>669397
Switch to the page on Kobold Goddess

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)18:32:12 No.669404

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)18:32:12 No.669404

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>669397
>>669398
Fug

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:36:10 No.669423

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:36:10 No.669423

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>>669400
Kobold Goddess, came into being and worshipped by the manlets when they bred with dragons to create new breeds of manlets, the kobolds and imps. Is believed to gift manlets with knowledge and magic if they can show her their technological progress.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:37:00 No.669425

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:37:00 No.669425

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>669423
>>669399

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat)
10/06/16(Thu)18:37:10 No.669427

Anonymous (ID: SsM5mcat) 10/06/16(Thu)18:37:10 No.669427

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>669423
Get bored and look in the crack in the wall.

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)18:37:47 No.669429

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)18:37:47 No.669429

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>669423
Check dragon god

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/06/16(Thu)18:37:57 No.669430

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/06/16(Thu)18:37:57 No.669430

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>669423
Orc God now.

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7)
10/06/16(Thu)18:39:58 No.669436

Anonymous (ID: LEmP26h7) 10/06/16(Thu)18:39:58 No.669436

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>669423

Check on Segata Sanshiro the god of judo and Sega.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:41:35 No.669440

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:41:35 No.669440

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>>669429
Dragon God, worshipped by the tribal dragons. A greedy god, like his followers, Dragon God would only give the dragons help and gifts in exchange for their treasures.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:42:24 No.669443

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:42:24 No.669443

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>669440
>>669399

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)18:43:13 No.669447

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)18:43:13 No.669447

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>669440
Skip to the coolest page in the book

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK)
10/06/16(Thu)18:44:13 No.669452

Anonymous (ID: 6FxvBihK) 10/06/16(Thu)18:44:13 No.669452

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>669440
Check the hole

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:47:54 No.669467

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:47:54 No.669467

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>>669443
hmmmm

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:48:41 No.669472

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:48:41 No.669472

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>669467
I don't know what all of them are. Examine them and find out.

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)18:49:16 No.669474

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)18:49:16 No.669474

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>669467
Equip EVERYTHING and fo super saiyan

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)18:49:50 No.669476

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)18:49:50 No.669476

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>669467
Look for the hat that dispels illusions. It sorta looks like a western samurai hat.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)18:54:32 No.669494

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)18:54:32 No.669494

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>>669472
Well the first one is apparently a skull that channels Brock's blessings into the wearer, giving them powers, the second one is a knife forged from fragments of a cursed sword, the third one is a mirror that lets the user see into the minds of other people, the fourth one is a necklace that grants telekinesis and the last one is...an animal bone somebody dropped after they finished eating their meal

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)18:55:19 No.669495

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)18:55:19 No.669495

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>669494
Telekinesis necklace please

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)18:55:50 No.669499

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)18:55:50 No.669499

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>669494
Take the necklace and wear it under our shirt, use the mirror to look at merc, and stab the knife into the skull.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)19:00:07 No.669512

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)19:00:07 No.669512

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>>669499
"Man, I wonder what's for dinner tonight"

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)19:01:10 No.669521

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)19:01:10 No.669521

>>669512
Let's go back to the city.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)19:02:12 No.669524

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)19:02:12 No.669524

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>669521
>>669512

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT)
10/06/16(Thu)19:02:24 No.669528

Anonymous (ID: plAnQtcT) 10/06/16(Thu)19:02:24 No.669528

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>669512
Stab the mirror

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)19:07:52 No.669548

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)19:07:52 No.669548

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>>669524
"You did good today, kiddo. You did good. Your training may just be almost complete"

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9)
10/06/16(Thu)19:09:03 No.669550

Anonymous (ID: S/uuz9j9) 10/06/16(Thu)19:09:03 No.669550

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>669548
We have a massive growth spurt from all that training.

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)19:09:17 No.669554

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)19:09:17 No.669554

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>669548
Take the mask off.
It's a little stuffy and we should really save it for halloween.

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)19:10:27 No.669558

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)19:10:27 No.669558

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>669548
>>669554

Anonymous (ID: mTy8s5NN)
10/06/16(Thu)19:10:28 No.669559

Anonymous (ID: mTy8s5NN) 10/06/16(Thu)19:10:28 No.669559

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>669548
Use the mirror to check what mom thinks

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)19:12:04 No.669567

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)19:12:04 No.669567

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>>669554

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)19:12:52 No.669570

Elf without hemp (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)19:12:52 No.669570

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>669567
Go see mom and use that mirror on her when she isn't looking

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)19:14:02 No.669575

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)19:14:02 No.669575

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>669567
The experience you've gotten gave you a large growth spurt

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf)
10/06/16(Thu)19:14:08 No.669576

Hats (ID: Gr+eqthf) 10/06/16(Thu)19:14:08 No.669576

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>669567
Use mirror on King while he is busy

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)19:46:29 No.669685

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)19:46:29 No.669685

Did /qst/ die again?

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/06/16(Thu)19:51:38 No.669704

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/06/16(Thu)19:51:38 No.669704

>>669685
I don't think so
I think op is ded

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx)
10/06/16(Thu)19:56:02 No.669719

Anonymous (ID: TcHVHiIx) 10/06/16(Thu)19:56:02 No.669719

I think OP passed out and went to sleep. I just hope we play as a Orc or manlet rider tomorrow.

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO)
10/06/16(Thu)20:00:45 No.669739

Anonymous (ID: 4X9IeqqO) 10/06/16(Thu)20:00:45 No.669739

>>669719
me toooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)20:39:32 No.669864

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)20:39:32 No.669864

Sorry about that, my net basically just dropped there. But anyway, newt thread manlet rider, yeah

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)20:40:52 No.669866

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)20:40:52 No.669866

>>669864
So uh, see you next time, and shit

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)20:46:46 No.669884

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)20:46:46 No.669884

>>669866
Later broken internet man.

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)20:47:39 No.669886

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)20:47:39 No.669886

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>>669575
YOu've grown slightly taller.

The End

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/06/16(Thu)20:53:06 No.669905

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/06/16(Thu)20:53:06 No.669905

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>>669886
Thanks again broken internet man.

Anonymous (ID: 3r3ChfU5)
10/06/16(Thu)21:31:48 No.670008

Anonymous (ID: 3r3ChfU5) 10/06/16(Thu)21:31:48 No.670008

is it over?

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45)
10/06/16(Thu)21:49:58 No.670058

Anonymous (ID: CrrjkK45) 10/06/16(Thu)21:49:58 No.670058

>>670008
Yes

Elf Kid is still alive, so he can be played in a future thread

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC)
10/07/16(Fri)00:21:30 No.670764

Rock Solid (ID: S4yzAObC) 10/07/16(Fri)00:21:30 No.670764

Rolled 4 (1d100)

well that was anticlimatic

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN)
10/07/16(Fri)01:30:48 No.671073

Anonymous (ID: Zqja4LEN) 10/07/16(Fri)01:30:48 No.671073

>>670764
It could've been worse.

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI)
10/07/16(Fri)14:34:45 No.672657

Anonymous (ID: r5aSK6eI) 10/07/16(Fri)14:34:45 No.672657

Kinda wish we killed or converted the remaining barbarians. They're probably still worshippers for Brock meaning they give him power.

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd)
10/07/16(Fri)14:44:37 No.672671

Anonymous (ID: un05/Ayd) 10/07/16(Fri)14:44:37 No.672671

>>672657
Brock dosen't give a shit about them
In holy bones time there's only 2 two left

Besides Brock himself states that he no longer gains power from worship but from death it's self

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