Stay in your seat and talk to Yui

>>652296
>Stay in your seat and talk to Yui

>>652296
>Stay in your seat and talk to Yui

>>652296
>Stay in your seat and talk to Yui

>>652296
>stay and talk to Yui

>>652296
Fuck it, the kid can wait a bit, you unbuckle yourself, relaxing a bit.

"So, Yui, Argo, what do you guys know? I'm... so confused"

"Well, if you would actually embrace that your life for the past 20 years wasn't your real one, you'd be able to understand"

"But it feels real! I can remember it!"

"That's because you CHOSE to live a life here, didn't really think that one through didya? I'd highly recommend making us not have a life on future worlds, as having to deal with this version of you is getting on my nerves, I want the confident Wolfgang who punched any problem he had in the face, I want the Wolfgang who was my boyfriend, who wasn't confused by bullshit memories, I want that Wolfgang back"

Wait, boyfriend? But you can also remember dating Incog, were you in a polygamous relationship or something?

"Allow me to see if I can do something for you, if I recall correctly, I used to be a psychiatric AI"

You nod, and she... does nothing.

"Oh my"

You raise an eyebrow "What?"

"I discovered how to change from human to AI, I'm actually inside the ship, I can feel all it's diagnostics. I know the gravity units were ripped out, I know the Space Fold Drive is in- no wait, that's not right, it's not just inactive, it's completely missing! This is a problem I will have to report to the bridge as soon as I am done with you... oh dear, our main canon functionality is down until we run a complete transformation... I will have to stop the efforts to migrate everyone onto the ship until we restore that, I do not want us to be left vulnerable in case of an attack..."

She trails off, idly twirling her mic between her fingers. You had no idea when it appeared, it was just there.

"Oh, yes, Wolfgang, would you please open up a gate to the Warehouse in your docking station? I will send all members of our crew down into it, where we can converse and discuss this issue most of us seem to be having. I currently know the whereabouts of everyone except Engineer Lisbith, if you could find her and open a Portal for her, it would be far easier than attempting to track her through the ship"

"Hey, hold on, we want to get Minmei and HIkaru taken care of, they're important, assuming we don't take their place in the upcoming battles"

"Oh yes, the civilian pilot and the girl you brought with you, hmm, I do not know which job is more important, on one hand, the civilians must be taken care of, and on the other, we must meet up and take care of these personal issues so that we may function properly... I will leave it up to you, you are our leader, Wolfgang"

That's not something you expected to hear from your superior officer.

Take care of the damn civies
Go find Lisbith

>>652296
>Stay in your seat and talk to Yui
let's talk

>Go find Lisbith
Getting ourselves back on track is more important than civies at the moment

>>652383
>go find Lisbith

>>652383
>Take care of the damn civies
not leaving our ship near him

>>652383
>Take care of the damn civies
Job first.

What are the jumpchain settings so far? Are they restricted to anime? I sort of want to vote for a western rpg

>>652450
1. League of Legends
2. Pokemon
3. Strike Witches
4. Traveler's Gate
5. Light of Terra
6. Kingdom Hearts
7. Digimon
8. Yu-Gi-Oh

This is the current list we're rolling on, but there's a bunch more that will fill up these slots as time goes on.

Also we're in a fucking tie people!

>>652455
uhh guess I'll vote for
>Take care of the damn civies

how do you feel about Dragon Age: Origins?

>>652450
>western rpg
Planescape: Torment?

>>652475
ooh that one too
maybe diablo too

>>652383
>>go find Lisbith

>>652487
Diablo and Diablo 2 would be fucking crazy. I hope it happens.

>>652468
I think Dragon age origins actually has a jump

>>652395
changing to >take care of the damn civies

>>652383
>Go find Lisbith

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VOTING IS OVER YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF THE CIVIES

>>652383
>Take care of the damn civies
fucking ties I swear

>>652383
>Take care of civies

>>652612
oh yeah you're right, found it http://imgur.com/a/4vyRO

>>652383
>>652383
You sigh, opening up the cockpit and hopping out.

"Argo, wake up... minmax or whatever her name is, i'm gonna go check on the kid, we're gonna get these guys out of the way first"

She nods, gently shaking the girl awake and helping her out of the ship as you walked over to the VF-1, already mentally preparing for the barrage of panic and questions.

You open the hatch on the fighter. "Hey, come on, we're getting you guys over with the rest of the refugees"

He's surprisingly quiet as he hops out. You grab one of the cars that are parked around the dock.

Dude is most definitely shell-shocked, you hope he recovers soon.

"So, you're a soldier, right?"

Not this soon.

"Yeah, best pilot and best mech in the fleet, according to way too damn many people"

"So you killed people during the Uni wars?"

"Yes"

"I don't get why people have to kill each other to settle disputes, why can't we all just get along?"

"Because people are incredibly stupid and violent" you say, pulling into where all the other refugees were "Now, you take the girl and join up with everyone else, I've got some business to take care of"

"Wait!"

"What?"

"Could you find a friend of mine? He's the leader of Skull Squadron, just tell him I'm here if you can"

"Yeah sure whatever, scram dude"

The pair walks off, and you drive away.

You had to find either Lisbith or that ass who leads Skull.

Greaat.

Find Lisbith
Find Skull Leader

>>652647
>Find Lisbith

>>652647
>Find Lisbith

>>652647
>Find Lisbith

>>652647
>Find Lisbith
Fuck that guy.

>>652647
You swing left into the engineering department, and start looking for pink hair.

Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find Lisbith!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>652664

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>652664
Look at this one.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>652664
check my nat one

Rolled 11 (1d20)

there she is

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>652664
>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to find Lisbith!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>652664
f-fuck

>>652704
>Lisbith is lost forever in this setting

>>652704
Apparently everyone has pink hair.

>>652664
You can't find any sign of her anywhere! You look around, seeing countless machines being worked on by teams of people or solo engineers.

"Hey Argo, you got any idea where she might be?"

"How about you stop looking at people's heads and start looking at their fucking arms, and if she's halfway inside a machine, maybe use your voice?"

You nod, she's right, though she seems to be very irritated with you.

"I swear you weren't this thoughtless before we jumped, we need to get out of here so you stop getting influenced by this stupid world"

"I'm not thoughtless, I just suck at finding things without my helmet, okay?"

She rolls her eyes.

You glance up, noticing a certain man walking over the road. Nice, one bird taken down. You call out to him.

"Hey, Fokker!"

He looks up, helmet under his arm, you pull up beside him "You got a buddy that wants to talk to ya, civie pilot that stole one of our ships"

he looks around nervously, rubbing the back of his head with his free hand "about that... uh, don't tell command, but I'm kinda why he was in that ship"

Oh for fucks sake. This dumbass really shouldn't be in charge of a squad.

Tell command
Let him go

>>652741
>let him go
not in the mood for dealing with this shit

>>652741
>Let him go

>>652741
>Let him go
>tell Argo you haven't forgotten about those dates you owe her

>>652741
Tell command

>>652741
>Let him go

>>652761
This.

>>652761
that

>>652761
supporting

>>652741
You nod, driving on.

"Ya know, I just remembered I owe you a bunch of dates..."

She smiles for once "That's good, maybe the real you is coming back"

You keep looking for Lisbith.

End of session because my mind is full of fuck

>>652933
Goddamnit kayaba

>>652933
sorry for running for such a short time today, as I said, my mind is not in the best place, still recovering from last night's work shift honestly.

But, ignoring the shortness, am I still writing good shit?

>>652975
yes, but i need my fix

>>652975
Good writing but honestly I'm kind of lost in the setting, if you could work in more background that'd be great. I doubt i'm the only one who has no idea about Macross

>>658439
all you really need to know is we're fighting an enemy who effectively consists of mindless drones until Argo and Minmay decide to woman the fuck up and sing j-pop (because macross) to them from a stage on the Macross itself.

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>>658450
Thanks for that. I'd love to hear that outta wolfgang's mouth, I suppose that's probably what'd happen if we go to the warehouse.

>>652455
Kayaba, some suggestions for jumps;
Digital Devil Saga
Dark Souls
World of Warcraft
Pac Man

Moar character development and background please. The tempo is becoming too fast and loose. Try taking scheduled breaks between sessions. If its scheduled then we know you havent abandoned us and you have a deadline and won't procrastinate slash ... you know how much time you get to get away and rekax before planning for the next session... every day sessions are nice but usually burn out the op and produce less successful works.

Sorry for not running today with no warning, for those of you who don't follow my twitter I've decided to make Mondays and Fridays my "off days" so to speak, this should help me avoid burnout and keep things from going to shit.

>>659852
That sounds reasonable, I think regular schedules help keep people from lagging too far behind while also giving a qm time to think stuff up. It's a good call.
You're still a faggot though

>>652933
You nod to yourself "I hope so, old me sounds like a good person"

"Well, from what I hear new you is a good person too, but god damn he gets confused too easily, it's pissing me off having you not know what to do anymore"

You chuckle somberly, remembering how aimless you had been without your parents, all you had wanted to do was mope around, and your sister Lisbith had just wanted to make the giant red thing that crashed into your house fly again.

About a month after your parents died she had run into your room without an arm.

You had, of course, panicked, and rushed her to the hospital, where they patched her up, and then she just went back to work. She really was a genius with machines, hell, when she showed off her mechanical arm, you'd never been more proud of her. Of course, that moment was eclipsed by the fact that she fixed the Lucifer, as she called it.

You snap back to reality, shaking your head, wondering where she was right now.

"You okay? You kinda blanked out on me"

"Yeah, just remembering the days before the war is all"

She rolls her eyes again "Stop getting things mixed up, dude, that life, real as it may be, isn't yours, it's one you chose for yourself"

"Well, not exactly, I honestly don't think I knew what was coming with this particular package"

She stares at you mutely for another minute.

"I don't think there's enough awkward silence to cover that sentence, ever"

"Oh come on, this is our first time doing anything like this!"

"READ THE FINE PRINT YOU DUMBASS!"

"THERE WAS NO FINE PR- oh hey Lis!" You cut yourself off, pulling the car to a stop as you recognize a mechanical arm snapping out to grab another tool before reaching back into the belly of the beast. You pull out the key, turning the vehicle off and stepping out, smiling.

You kneel down next to your sister "Hey metal-head, whatcha workin on?"

She pokes her head out of the machine, smiling brightly when she sees you for a split second, then she furrows her brow, blinking several times.

"Wolf? H-hang on, something just... wow, okay, I uh, need to get out of this thing and see a shrink, that just fucking happened"

You snort "Don't worry, you're not the only one, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you just got a whole past life thing shoved into your brain?"

"...yeah, but, how did you know?"

"Because it's real, come on out of there and I'll show you"

She raises an eyebrow, but complies, quickly throwing all her tools back into the box and pulling herself out of the engine compartment of the mech, her oil stained coveralls somehow avoiding catching on anything.

"Okay, explain, because right now this sounds like a load of BS"

You look around, and, certain the coast was clear, wave Argo over and open a Portal.

"...holy shit"

"I know, go on in and explore, I'm gonna go grab everyone else"

"No need for that"

You turn, finding Yui had gathered everyone else. It was odd seeing her somewhere other than a screen.

"We need to have a long talk"

>>660927
The Eight of you sat around the coffee table on the first floor of your little complex inside the Warehouse, silently waiting for someone else to explain what the fuck was happening.

Finally, Argo gets tired of your shit and opens her mouth.

"First things first: all of what you guys can remember, both of this world and the 'past' one is real"

"Second, you all seriously need to stop these stupid habits that your backgrounds gave you: Incog and Sinon need to stop smoking, Kirito for fucks sake stop using that tin can to drive around, it's retarded! Asuna, Yui... why, just fucking why"

"THEY HELP ME WORK I SWEAR!"

"There is indeed a noticeable increase in performance for the both of us while we wear these ears"

"...fuck it, you two are good then, but seriously Kirito THE TIN CAN THING IS RETARDED"

"BUT IT'S FUN FUCK YOU!"

You sigh as the two of them get into an argument.

>Break it up
>Sit back and watch

>>660995
>Sit back and watch
>Get some popcorn

>>660995
>Sit back and watch

>>660995
>Sit back
>Popcorn
>Soda

>>660995
Fuck it, probably better to let them blow off steam, not like this could bite you in the ass, you don't really have any major quirks other than your love of wolves, which everyone here seems to have accepted.

"IT IS SO GOD DAMN STUPID, ASUNA HELP ME OUT HERE"

"I think it's funny when he yells at dumbasses from inside it and freaks them out, and it's given me the excuse to call him the Trash Can"

"ASUNA WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?"

"My own"

Kirito huffs "fiiine, I'll cut down on using the podracer"

"Did you seriously call that thing the podracer?"

"Yes, do you have a problem with that?"

"PFFFFAAHAHAHAHHAAH no no, keep calling it that, it's adorable!"

"Oh shut up Hunny Bun"

"YOUSAIDYOUWOULDONLYUSETHATNAMEINPRIVATE!"

Yui sighs, realizing she wasn't going to get to talk about anything remotely important for at least another half hour. She settles into her seat, curling her knees into her chest.

"Seriously though, you look good in those ears"

"SHUTUPIT'SJUSTFORMYJOB!"

"Get a room you two, god damn it's obvious you both just need to fuck each other's brains out!"

"...Well, glad to see Incog hasn't changed, but seriousl- FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Argo smacks a cig out of Incog's hand "STOP"

"...I'm a nicotine addict, what the fuck did you expect?"

She rolls her eyes, and holds out her hands "give em to me, I'll toss them"

Sinon gives up her six packs without complaint, but Incog has a bit of trouble giving up the last of the 20 packs she had in various pockets of her suit.

"JESUS CHRIST WOMEN, HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS DO YOU NEED!?"

"WAR IS HELL, ARGO, WAR IS FUCKING HELL!"

You had only yoursel- no you fucking didn'- wait yep you did you picked the background for these two, which came with a smoking problem.

Lisbith stretches her arms, putting them behind her head.

Argo turns on her "and you, for fucks sake... please tell me you don't get off to engines and the like"

"...no comment"

"FUCK IT, more acceptable than Trash Can over there and the smoking guns right here"

"HEY, WHAT ABOUT YOU!?"

"ME? I didn't get any quirks, so fuck off!"

"Your clothes say otherwise!~"

"SHUTUPITWASONSALEANDITLOOKSGOOD!"

"You suuuure you don't have any bad habits?"

"MINEISBETTERTHANYOURS"

"Girls girls, you're all pretty!"

"OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T TRASH CAN, YOU CAN ONLY CALL ME PRETTY!"

"Oh fuck"

Kirito sprints out into the warehouse proper on his enhanced legs, barely outrunning Asuna, her ears streaking behind her, the two run around in circles for a full minute before Kirito locks himself in the Cybernetics Tube.

"Haha! Can't get me in here Hunny Bun!"

"Oh really?"

She grins, holding up a bobby pin, which she promptly uses to unlock the tube and slip inside, closing it behind herself.

"...you think he's going to be alright?"

"He'll be fiiiine, he's more robot than human, worst comes to worst I could probably fix him up"

"I'm less worried about his body and more about his mind"

"Oh that went out the window years ago!"

You chuckle.

>>661028
"Right, now that those two are sealed off in a soundproof room, shall we get down to business?"

"...Yui, what do you think we've been doing?"

"Being very, very foolish"

"I will admit there is some stupidity going around, bu-"

CLANK

You all turn and stare at Lisbith.

Oh, her arm fell out, she probably forgot to tighten the bolts again.

"Uuugh, Wolfy please help me get this back in place."

You nod, setting her arm back into the socket and producing a wrench from your jacket pocket, something you'd come to carry on you at all times, because your sis would constantly forget hers when she needed to do things like this.

"Thanks... wow, it's weird to realize you're not actually my brother"

You all sit down again.

"Hey, that just means having sex with him isn't really incest!"

>Pretend you didn't hear that and get down to business
>Address that comment

>>661036
>Pretend you didn't hear that and get down to business
We heard nothing, there was nothing.

>>661036
>>Pretend you didn't hear that and get down to business

>>661036
>>Pretend you didn't hear that and get down to business

>>661036
>Pretend you didn't hear that and get down to business

>>661036
"Ooookay then, so, what are we going to do, now that we're all... mostly normal again, I think, maybe, fuck if I know"

"Well, I would highly recommend we move back to our posts and use whatever knowledge we have of this world to avert disasters"

"I've got the entire series on a DVD, think we should watch it?"

"Woah, no, hold up, Incog... why the hell did you think I wanted to sleep with my bro- god damnit okay, WITH WOLF!?"

"Just a suspicion"

"THAT'S SO FUCKED UP, HE'S BEEN MY BROTHER FOR NINETEEN YEARS!"

Welp, looks like you can't avoid Incog's lewdness, you feel your face starting to heat up in embarrassment and anger at the implications.

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 5) to keep your cool!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>661099
cool as ice

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>661099
come on

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>661099

>>661104
Nice.

>>661105
Nice as well

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>661099

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>661099
Forgot we needed 5 rolls.

>>661104
>>661105
...
>>661099
In an instant, your blood goes back down to normal levels, rather than boiling.

Lis, on the other hand, was having a rather entertaining freak out.

"THAT'S FUCKED UP ON SO MANY LEVELS YOU COULD STACK CASTLE AINCRAD ON TOP OF ITSELF TWENTY TIMES OVER AND STILL NOT EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE NUMBER!"

"So... twenty times six, uhhh... fucked up on more than 120 levels?"

"MORE THAN TWO THOUSAND YOU GOD DAMN LEWD CAT-GIRL!"

"I prefer to be refered to as a pussy, learn your pronouns!"

"NO"

>Intervene
>Let your si-friend go on her rampage.

>>661212
>Intervene
"Enough, we need to figure out what we're dealing with for the next ten years."

>>661212
>Intervene

>>661212
>Slam your fist on the table.
>ENOUGH, WE NEED TO GET DOWN TO BUISNESS RIGHT NOW.

>>661212
"Alright alright, girls, GIRLS!" You raise your voice, making them both stop. "Can we please get down to business? We're here for another ten years, we have to figure shit out or things are probably going to go horribly wrong on every level"

Argo nods "Finally, the Alpha Wolf is in the house, alright, so, should we watch this now, or later?"

>Watch Macross now
>Watch it later and get back to your posts

>>661268
>Watch Macross now

>>661268
>Watch Macross now

>>661268
>Watch Macross now

So I realized I should start some simple prep work for some of the other worlds, and decided to make a Nobody for Wolfgang, on the off chance you meet it or become it... NAMING THINGS IS HARD
>>661268
"Let's watch it now... or rather, as soon as the bunny and the trash can come out of the tube"

"Right, yeah, probably don't want them to miss this" Sinon finally speaks.

"That would be wise"

"Soooo... I know that while we're here there's nowhere to go on a date" Argo starts "But if you're really back, I'll accept payment in cuddles"

You smile, patting the spot next to you.

"Woah, no, hold up, you don't get to cuddle her without me!" Incog plops down on your other side, latching onto your arm.

"Hey hey, wait for me!" Lisbith plops herself in your lap, leaning against you.

Welp, looks like you're stuck here for a while.

"Hey Yui, could you pop in a movie? I'd do it but I can't move"

Everyone giggles, and Yui gets up, putting in... oh god.

"Ratchet and Clank? For real?"

"I happen to enjoy this film, perhaps it is simply because I am childish, please do not judge me"

You all settle in for real, Yui using her AI powers to transport snacks from... somewhere on the ship.

"God I missed this, we used to do this all the time, rem- no, wait, that wasn't real..."

Both her and Incog seem to get rather sad at that, even Sinon to a lesser extent.

Argo doesn't give a fuck.

>Comfort them
>Stay quiet and watch the movie

>>661365
>Comfort them

>>661365
>comfort them

SAD AND ANGER DO NOT MIX WITH FEMALES.

>>661365
>>Comfort them

>>661365
"Hey, no, we remember it, it happened, even if it wasn't our "real" selves or our "real" lives, it's like..."

You stop, fighting down a blush, only Incog and Argo knew about this as far as you were aware.

"It's like that dream we had in SAO, Incog"

Her face brightens "OH, like that! Yeah"

"Dream?" Lisbith asks

"We found an item that made people share dreams, it was weird as hell but we treat it like it actually happened... sort of"

"I think I get it, it's like a far-off memory, it kinda happened, but you were different back then"

"Something like that"

"Well, that makes me feel a bit better... and a little weird, because I know we're not really siblings"

"Well that just means your feelings can change for him~"

Your favorite engineer rolls her eyes, and you all go back to watching the movie.

>Some time later
You had switched from watching movies to playing games at some point while waiting for Kirito and Asuna to come out of the Tube.

You grimaced as you were sniped across the fucking map YET AGAIN by Sinon.

"I win again!"

"Oh hush, you use a sniper rifle in the real world"

"And you fly planes, yet I shot you out of the fucking sky"

"Jetpacks are different and you know it"

"I don't blame you for your failures, obviously it's because we're playing this garbage game" Argo says, holding up the case that read "HALO 6"

"Yeah, probably"

"Hey guys, I have an idea!" Incog says, holding up... oH GOD NO!

Mario Party.

It did not matter the edition, this would go horribly wrong.

"Yeah, sure, why not, looks fun" Lisbith says.

" I'm not normally one for these types of games but I'm bored of shooting you fools across the map, think I'm gonna go fly around, do a patrol so I can say I worked at some point in the last few hours"

"I do not wish to participate in this one, I will be going back to my post to ensure the captain is not having difficulty putting out fires, please alert us if Kirito and Asuna return"

"I'm down for it, not like I've got any obligations until they get all the other people back inside and start reconstruction"

Oh no.

The other two leave.

"well then, now that it's just us four... let's spice things up with a little bet"

Oh no.

"What are we betting?"

"Our clothing"

Oh no no no no no.

>SHUT THIS DOWN
>Give in

>>661504
>Give in

Don't play a game if you won't put you're money where you're mouth is.

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>>661504
>Give in
Wolfman needs no clothes.

>>661504
>Give in
Fuck it, we're deep in here, let's go.

>>661504
"Fuck it, I'm game, so what, everyone but first place has to take off a piece of clothing?"

"Yeah!"

She loads up the game, passing everyone controllers.

Welp, this was probably a horrible idea... but you had to admit, either way this went it'd probably be at least a little fun.

You only hoped one of these girls had condoms for when Incog inevitably jumped your bones.

>Roll 1d20 (best of 3) to win the first few rounds!

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>661536
GUIDE ME TO MY MASTERS

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>661536

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>>661536
BUTTON MASH ORAORAORA

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>661542
>>661542

>>661536
Second place for three rounds in a row, FUCK Incog stealing your stars.

You had taken off your boots and coat. Lisbith and Argo were already almost nude, given they were wearing coveralls and a dress respectively.

>roll 1d20 (best of 3) to win the next few rounds!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Time to be Alpha

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>661558
>Lisbith and Argo already mostly done
God yes.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>661558
ORA!

>>661558
YOU HAVE FISTED THE VERY STARS THEMSELVES, THEY ARE YOURS, YOOOOOUUUURRRS!

First place three times in a row! It came down to the wire in this last one though, you got lucky.

Argo was officially out of the game, and pouting nude next to you.

Lisbith was down to her panties.

Incog had decided to sacrifice two pieces of clothing each loss, and was also down to her panties.

"Okay, no, just no, you are not fucking winning this" Argo says as you start a new round, setting herself into your lap and squirming lewdly "I'm not allowing it"

"Yeah, get him!"

"Thanks Argo, takin one for the team!'

"Since when did you three decide to team up on me?"

"Since you became the only person in the room with something covering their top!"

Fuck, this was gonna be hard, hell, your boner already was. You were losing focus...

>Roll 1d20 (Best of 3) to maintain focus and win!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>661619
FOCUSUUU

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>661619
MUDA MUDA MUDA!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>momentarily disreguard females and aquire skill

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>661619

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>661619

>>661619
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CURSE YOU INCOG AND YOUR STAR STEALING SKILLS

She was left in only her panties, but you? You were completely nude, as were Lisbith and Argo.

Incog giggled "So I totally spiked your drinks with aphrodisiacs..."

CURSE YOU INCOG
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Cut to black

>>661642
>tfw we're gonna have 4 baby momma's now,

I'm okay with this.

Howd incog get aphrodisiacs within 2 hours of entering this new world?

>>661674
alot of people can just get that shit in the real world in less then 30 minutes. We 'imported' oursevles in so she'd know right away

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>661642
Rolling for GLOP GLOP.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>661642
GLOP GLOP GLOP!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>661648
Just three, Sinon left before shit got real.
>>661674
Because she's actually been here for 20 or so years like you and everyone else who isn't Argo, and that part of her has always been there, waiting for the day you weren't friendzoning her.

>>661642
>The next morning
Well, maybe it was morning, maybe it was noon, you didn't care, you were off-duty today, and Yui wasn't the type to change schedules for something as simple as a spaceship getting lost with a city. You try to roll out of bed, and run into something warm and soft... followed by something hard and metallic.

Oh, that's right.

Incog had gotten everyone fucked in the head, and then everyone got fucked in the body.

You were being surprisingly calm about this.

You decided to stay in bed a little longer, cuddling Lisbith against you and searching blindly for Incog and Argo, quickly finding them sharing the bed as well.

This was the life, you could stay like this forever...

Your eyes snap open, panic flooding your mind.

You hadn't worn a condom!

Knowing your luck, you had just impregnated at least one of them...

>Get out of bed and go find/buy some morning after pills from SOMEWHERE on the ship
>Calm down and ignore the risk, it's low anyways

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>661642
Rolling for lewds.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>661642
GLOP GLOP GLOP GLOP GLOP GLOP!

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>661642

>>661695
>Get out of bed and go find/buy some morning after pills from SOMEWHERE on the ship
NOPE. NOT IN THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE.

>>661695
>Calm down and ignore the risk, it's low anyways

>>661703
Low roll means its fine.

>>661695
>>Calm down and ignore the risk, it's low anyways

Alright, I'm gonna call it here, I'm out of time.

>>661695
>>Get out of bed and go find/buy some morning after pills from SOMEWHERE on the ship
Jesus its like day one of ten years, we can't be gettin bitches preg so soon... including our in-universe sister, jesus shit

>38

jinkies its all of them

>>661695
>calm down its fine just cuddle

>>661705
This.

>>661695
>Calm down and ignore the risk, it's low anyways

Have missed a bunch of threads. Have we fucked Sinon yet?

>>661758
No, and oh also we're in Macross and we just had a foursome

Just running a test to see if this thread is on Autosage, might be making a new thread really early tomorrow so I can unfuck my work's wi-fi.

>>663657
Oh, and the usual question of how things are going writing wise

>>663670
i think you need to clarify more about who is talking when you write dialogue. It gets confusing when there are multiple people talking. Other then that, its still good.

>>663715
This.

>>663715
Yeah that was a bit confusing when they all watched SAO and the abridged version

>>663715
Damn, here I was hoping I was making each character sound distinct enough you could read an entire conversation without being told who anyone was, just knowing by "voice"

Are there any characters you can for sure tell apart?
please at least tell me Yui is different enough that I don't really need to put up a neon sign when she's talking.

I can tell apart Yui Asuna, Kirito and Incog most of the time, Sinon, Argo, and Liz are hard to tell apart other that on certian topics

>>664152
Kirito is like his character from the abridged series, so I have no problems picking him out. Yui uses enough big words to be distinguished as an AI. Other than that, its pretty hard to know who's talking without having to read it more than once.

>>664152
Kayaba isn't sex with Lisbeth incest in this universe?

We're still related to her by blood here aren't we?

>>664693
Uhhh...
"INCOG MADE US DO IT IT'S TOTALLY NOT WEIRD"
Yes, this is a very reasonable line of thinking.

>>661695
You sigh, realizing that not only was the risk rather low, but you could pay for an abortion if it came to that, and worst came to worst, you could afford to raise a child here. Slipping an arm between Lisbith's metal arm and her soft, warm belly, you pulled her closer. God damn, snuggles were the best.

Wait, was this still technically incest since you were blood related in this world?

...better question, did you care?

Nope, not really, but it meant you'd have to keep things more platonic outside the warehouse.

Speaking of which... SHIT you forgot you couldn't seal that portal up, someone could have found you last night!

You should probably get the materials to build a door into the warehouse. It may not be invincible like the ForceWall option you had looked at, but it would be better than nothing, and you just so happened to know just the girl for the job.

Today was your off day, maybe that could be how you spent your time.

Or you could just chill with the girls until Asuna and Kirito got out of the fucking Tube, because you somehow suspected they wouldn't be out for a while.

>BUILD A WALL AND MAKE MACROSS PAY FOR IT
>Chill

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>>665563
>BUILD A WALL AND MAKE MACROSS PAY FOR IT

>>665563
>BUILD A WALL AND MAKE MACROSS PAY FOR IT
No one needs to see us fuck

>>665563
>BUILD A WALL AND MAKE MACTOSS PAY FOR IT.
Make the warehouse great again

>>665563
Fuck it, you need to make sure you didn't get caught sleeping with your sister, even if you weren't really siblings.

You gently sit up, picking yourself out of the bed without waking anyone. You throw on your jumpsuit and boots, making sure it wasn't too badly wrinkled. That done, you wonder if you should go get Yui to make this happen, or wake up Lisbith.

>Go get Yui
>Wake up Lisbith

>>665613

> Yui

We need more time with best non harem girl.

>>665613
>Go get Yui
Making the Macross pay for it.

>>665613
>Yui

So kayaba when are you gonna have someone find out we fucked our sister?

I know you're plotting.

>>665613
You decide to just ask Yui to supply the material, and put it in wit-

Some VERY loud noises come from outside.

Oh for fucks sake, what now?

>Investigate
>Stay inside

>>665640

> Investigate

Also known as Punch the noise.

>>665640
>Investigate
OH boy, we were found out, weren't we?

>>665640
You run outside the portal, and see EVERYTHING moving.

They were transforming the Macross.

"EVERYONE PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, THIS IS A TEMPORARY CHANGE IN THE STRUCTURE OF THE SHIP!"

Oh hey it was the bridge bunnies on speaker, neato burrito.

You see some engineers throwing their wrenches at the wall as a mech goes sliding down the hall, crashing into a wall.

You hold on to the edge of the portal as everything goes completely sideways, pulling yourself back up into the Warh- OH GOD THAT'S FUCKED UP

Gravity entirely changes as you enter the Portal again, sending your stomach twisting in ways just about every maneuver you could pull off in your Lucifer could not.

>roll 1d20 (best of 5) to resist throwing up!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>665646

Nat 1 pls

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>665646

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>665646
Rolling for not being weak shit.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>665646
Keep it together, Wolf!

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>665646

>>665646
You manage to keep your stomach intact, and get back on your feet as outside the Portal, all hell breaks loose for the second time in many minutes, and the Macross shifts back into carrier mode.

After about a minute of listening to metal grind and groan and crash, the ship was back to normal.

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION, WE WILL BE DISTRIBUTING MEDICAL AID SHORTLY FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE INJURED DURING THE CHANGE!"

Right then, time to get the wall built, you step out of the portal and pull out your phone, something that had crashed with the Lucif- well that was how you got it here, really it was your REAL phone from the old world, or a copy of it, since they had reverse engineered the first one and distributed them, using the Macross as a giant cell tower.

You called Yui, and a few seconds later she picked up, appearing on your screen.

"Hello Squad Leader Wolfgang, do you require assistance today?"

"Yeah, I need a wall"

"A wall?"

"Is this connection private?"

She nods "Yes, you may talk about the other life"

"I need a wall for the Warehouse, so that I don't have to worry about having to leave the portal open while we're inside"

"Ah, I understand, I will get you the material and tools, and label it under construction material needed for restoration of the city. Will that be all?"

"Don't send any workers"

"Of course, well, if that is all, I will be working with the head of engineering to get our main weapons online outside of Mecha form, I do not like being so vulnerable to attack, even with the Lucifer at our beck and call"

"That's all I need, thanks"

"Please make sure to send any excess material back, also, before I make a mistake, will you be needing more than one day to complete this project?"

"Yeah, probably"

"Well then, if there are no attacks, I will rearrange schedules so that the team may complete things in a timely fashion, but do be aware that an attack is likely, and you may have to put things on hold"

"I got it, thank you, Yui"

"You are welcome"

You hang up, wondering what you should do while you wait.

>Close and move the portal to a better location
>Go back inside the Warehouse and take inventory
>Go back inside the Warehouse and chill

>>665664
>>Go back inside the Warehouse and take inventory
See if we have any food. If not, storing some might be good.

>>665664
Move the portal somewhere more secluded.

>>665664
>move the portal to a better spot

>>665664
Move the portal

>>665664
having the portal to the warehouse in the engineering wing would probably be a bad idea. You knew Yui would track you through your phone, and probably would assume you took the portal with you, so you had no problem snapping it close with a thought and hopping in a car, driving down to where they were starting to reconstruct the city. You chose an out-of-the-way corner and opened it up again, and a few minutes later a few construction vehicles full of metal and concrete showed up. The men in them got out and pooled into a normal vehicle that had driven with them, and they vanished somewhere else in the city.

Perfect, except you realize you had no idea how to build a wall, all the tools were here, but if you didn't know how to use them you'd be fucked.

>Call Yui and ask for help
>Wake up Lisbith and ask her for help

>>665795
>Wake up Lisbeth and ask for help.

>>665795
>Wake up lisbeth

>>665795
>Wake up Lisbith and ask her for help

>>665795
>Wake up Lisbith and ask her for help

>>665576
beautiful

>>665795
Fuck it, Yui may be a font of info, but she's not an engineer, you're going to have to find one.

Oh wait, you have an engineer with a metal arm in your bed right now, along with an ace pilot with a smoking habit and a singer who really likes looking fancy.

Man your life is fucked up.

You slip back into your room, finding everyone still asleep. You kneel down next to your ex-sister, gently poking her in the face with a grin.

"Wakey wakey metal head, come on, up and at-em, we've got shit to do"

"mmmph, god damnit fuzzball, why do ya have to wake me up now? I was havin such a good dr-"

Her eyes snap open as you gently blow air on her bare chest, grin growing wider.

"Holy shit that wasn't a dream"

"Nooope"

"We slept together"

"Yeeep"

"...I'm probably pregnant aren't I"

"Maybe, maybe not, I'm feeling hopeful, I'd take contraceptives anyways, though, better safe than sore"

"R-right... soooo how was it banging your sister and two other girls?"

"Honestly? I'm half expecting to wake up crash landed on earth with the Lucifer on fire around me"

She giggles "Don't do that, it'd be a pain in the ass to fix that thing again"

You scoop her out of bed and deposit her in the shower with a bottle of oil. "I need your arm actually working today" You explain "I'm gonna be building a wall and I need help"

"pshh, okay Trump"

You raise an eyebrow "Good to know we're both getting used to this whole second life thing"

"Please just never do it again"

"I'll try, no promises though, might need some perk that's way cheaper with a background"

"You can do it to yourself all you like, please just don't do it to all of us again"

"I'll try"

"Ugh, it's a start, now get out of here, you're in actual clothes and you know how bad oil stains are"

"Oh come on, you know you'll need help at some point"

"Uuuuugh, you're insufferable sometimes, I need some alone time alright?"

You raise your hands in a placating gesture "Alright, alright, I got it, just don't take too long lubing yourself up, the cement's probably drying"

"Alri-wait you're serious about that wall?"

"Yeah, I'll explain when you get out"

"Oookay, just don't tell me the mexicans are paying for it"

You share a laugh as you shut the door to the bathroom and wonder what you're gonna do for the next half-hour.

>Take stock of the Warehouse
>Take stock of the materials to build the wall
>Wake up the other girls

>>665825
>Take stock of the warehouses goods.


>have giant transforming robots
>have a bio-robot
>Can't make a semi-orangic wall that opens for thoses with approved DNA

Its suffering

>>665825
>Take stock of the materials to build the wall
WALLLLLL

>>665825
Take stock of the warehouse

>>665825
>>Take stock of the materials to build the wall

>>665825
>Take stock of the materials to build the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnSt2xztmSw&ab

>>665845
Well you can, but it'd be a lot more expensive and difficult than making a concrete/steel wall with a door, maybe after Lisbith gets better at working with the mech and unlocks the mini wave-cannon inside of it
Yes, a miniature version of the MAIN GUN ON THE MACROSS

>>665825
You leave the warehouse, and look over the shit you've got to work with:
Two Cement trucks full of cement
what appears to be several tons of steel rebar
another few tons of steel sheet with bolts and a bunch of other shit you didn't care to parse through to put them together, including a welding machine
In fact you had just about every tool you could possibly need to work with steel and concrete here.

Nice!

You head back into the warehouse, and realize Lis is STILL in the fucking bathroom, probably working the last of the aphrodisiac out of her system. Now that you thought about that you very much wanted to stop, because apparently thinking about that made it react in your body too.

Right, THINGS TO DO:

>Take stock of the warehouse
>Wake up the other girls
>Check the Tube

>>665867
>>Check the Tube

>>665867
>Check the Tube
What the fuck are they doing?

>>665867
>Check the Tube

>>665867
>>Take stock of the warehouse

>>665867
You knock on the door to the Tube, and get no response. You pull a key out of your pocket you don't remember and open the door...

Oh.
They're both passed out in a mix of black and white fluid.
There is... a LOT of white, almost more than the black, you'd estimate 16.5 liters of white fluid.

You kick yourself internally for making that joke, and wonder what to do with these two.

>Wake them the fuck up
>Let them be

>>665925

>Shut the door, Lock it, Flush it cause clearly the tube is meant for washing.

>>665925
>Let them be
Glop.

>>665925
Drag them outta there, pressure wash the tube

>>665925
"HEY, TRASH CAN, DUMPSTER BUNNY, WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

They both startle, jumping into each other's arms, it's kinda adorable, but you're disgusted by the squelch of fluids as they come into contact with each other.

You press your hands together in front of your chest, as if praying, and then lower them "OKAY, so, you two have made a huge fucking mess, I'd like you to clean it up, and then I want you to clean yourselves up, and then I want you to meet us at the Portal, because we've got a job to do"

You slam the door behind you before they can respond, and attach the key to your ring, which also held a key to the housing and another key you didn't know the use for.

You check on Lis, and find she's STILL, STILL in the GOD DAMN BATHROOM.

This is why you woke up first when you lived together, she took eight fucking years to do her arm up, and that's if she wasn't busy doing something else...

Be still, your throbbing boner, now was not the time to give in to aphrodisiacs.

You still have some things you can do before she gets out of the bath:

>Wake up the other girls
>Take stock of the warehouse

>>665959
>Take stock of the warehouse

>>665959
>Take stock of the warehouse

>>665959
>>Take stock of the warehouse

>>665959
>take stock of the warehouse

>>665959
You decide to take a stock of what's in the warehouse...

You've got literally infinite water and electricity and heating/AC.
Your house is currently stocked about as much as an average home, in your opinion, well, more like four houses ,because it's literally four flats stacked on top of each other.

Even better, you've got the Tube, which can deploy mechanical arms and a bunch of other shit to help install and modify cybernetics, Deus Ex style, and the same thing on a much larger scale for mechs like the Lucifer, though you'd have to get them through your Portal.

You twirl your keys, taking another look around, and actually looking inside the cylinder, the giant bay for mechs.

Inside was a whole new mech, and more than that, three power suits!

You grinned, remembering putting these things together.

>Take some for a spin
>Let it be and go check on Lisbith and the Trash Can Couple.

>>666084
>>Let it be and go check on Lisbith and the Trash Can Couple.

>>666084
>Let it be and go check on Lisbith and the Trash Can Couple.

>>666084
>>Let it be and go check on Lisbith and the Trash Can Couple.

>>666084
>Let it be and go check on Lisbith and the Trash Can Couple.

>>666084
First stop is the Tube.

You stop, and stare, unsure whether to laugh or cry at this beautiful thing.

Kirito is a god damn Roomba thing, mopping up the mess, and Asuna is riding him like a horse.

You decide to let them be and see if your ex-sister has gotten out of the damn bathroom yet.

Oh hey there she is, tightening a bolt while completely naked.

Honestly you were so used to her working on her arm while nude or topless it didn't even phase you anymore, the only reason your pants were tightening was the fact that there was still aphrodisiac running through your system.

That's your story and you're sticking to it.

"Hey, about ready?"

"Yeah, you said we're building a wall right? I could grab some machines from the engineering wing or we could get these girls up and running to help"

"Don't bother with the engineering wing, there's a bunch of machines in the Mech room"

"Oh, nice! I hadn't looked in there yet, got something for me?"

"You can go check it out after we figure out this"

>Wake up the other two girls
>Use robots from the mech room

>>666125
>>Use robots from the mech room

>>666125
>Use robots from the mech room

Just so you guys know, I'm still running, I'm just waiting for more votes... also next post will be a new thread if this one is on autosage, which I'm pretty sure it is.

> Robots

I'm in same position Kayaba. Pokequest getting all the traffic I think.

>>666125
>>Use robots from the mech room

>>666125
>>Use robots from the mech room

>>666470
> I'm still running, I'm just waiting for more votes.
Goddamn it

>>666125
>Use robots from the mech room

NEW THREAD:
>>666621