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"It hurts..."
You say so as you try and pry yourself free from the hole that you created after Ichigos attack hit you.
As you grab your right shoulder with your left arm and try to keep it from falling off you look at the others.
Each of them stare at you in horror as your right side is connected with only a tiny sliver of flesh to the rest of you.

"YOU IDIOT!
WHY DIDN'T YOU DODGE IT?!"
Ichigo screams at you but you don't pay much attention to him.

"Inoue... come and fix this before I pass out."
You order the girl as you thank your luck the attack hit your right side instead of the left.

As she healed your injury you got a good look at how it exactly works.
It finally makes sense now, her name contains the Japanese word for "princess" and her powers are a reflection of that.
They each represent a different aspect of a spoiled child who doesn't like tragic stories so she changes them as she wishes.
Her shield protects the hero of the story, her healing undoes anything bad that might happen to them and her attack is meant to punish the bad guys.
But it's thanks to this that you figured out her weakness.

Each of her powers are tied to her willpower.
If you didn't order her calmly to fix your arm she couldn't do it from the sheer amount of stress she felt.
You have no doubt in your mind that she'd crumble exactly when her help would be needed.

After calmly explaining your reasoning for not dodging Ichigos attack, namely that you have Inoue and the healing spring to fix any injuries, you continued to train the children. This time without holding back as much.
The days slowly passed until you reached the first day of August.

For the first time in a week the children took the time to unwind on the day of the firework festival while Urahara was busy preparing the portal to Soul Society.
They invited you and Asher as well and you met with the group at the riverbank.

Your boy Asher clearly enjoyed this little event and he looked like a complete tourist with how excited he was.
Upon your arrival you saw everyone including Ichigo, Chad, Orihime, Tatsuki and even Keigo and Mizuiro.
But the strangest of all was the Kurosaki family. Every member of the family with the exception of Ichigo were wearing traditional Japanese clothing.

"SO NOW IT'S FINALLY HERE!
THE LONG AWAITED FIREWORKS FESTIVAL!"
Asano is clearly pumped.
"I'M SO EXCITED I COULD EXPLODE!
RIGHT ISSHIN-SAN?"

"That's right young man!
In fact I reserved some quite good seats this morning!
Why don't we all go there together?"

"SERIOUSLY SIR?!
YOU ROCK!"

"Allright~"
Everyone shouts in unison.

Ichigos father turns to Tatsuki and Orihime.
"How about you young ladies?"

Tatsuki raises a hand.
"P-perhaps later..."

"Right!
Okay dudes! Let's go!"

And just like that they left to the festival while Tatsuki and Orihime went their separate way for a chat.
They probably want to discuss Tatsukis recent victory at the national karate tournament.

"Well... It can't be helped."
Ichigo says.
"TATSUKI, INOUE! I'M HEADED TO THE OTHERS!
COME WHENEVER YOU WANT!"
He turns to you.
"You are both welcome as well."
And just like that he left.

You look at Asher who is clearly excited about this whole thing.
But before you head off you have to discuss something while you still have a chance.
After all this is your last chance to have a nice chat before heading out to Soul Society.

First:
>Asher should stay in the human world
>You'll need his help on the other side
>Other? (write-in)

Second:
>Mingle with the Kurosakis
>Go to the girls and have a chat
>Have some father son bonding with Asher
>Other? (write-in)

>>645939
Asher should stay and bond with him.

>>645939
>Asher should stay in the human world
>Have some father son bonding with Asher
>Also play with Captain Wiggles

>>645939
>You'll need his help on the other side
not gonna lie, i wanna see the shinagami reactions
>Mingle with the Kurosakis

>>645939
First choice:
>Other
Let Asher decide.

Second choice:
>Father Son bonding.

>>645939
>>You'll need his help on the other side
>Mingle with the Kurosakis

>>645939
First: let asher decide
Second: father son bonding time

>>645945

Seconded.

>>645946

While it is tempting to let our kid knock those arrogant fuckers down a few pegs, it's in his and our best interest to stay on the dirt side.

Aizen knows about him to be sure, but I doubt he knows how much Asher has grown in power over the years.

As a wise red dragon once said, never play your ace when a two will do, and I want to keep all of our trump cards close to our chest before we spring our trap on the bastard.

We get one shot to kill that fucker without him making shit more complicated, and the last thing I want is for him to survive and learn from the experience.

With men like Aizen, you kill the fucker dead and then you cut off the head, limbs, and carve out the major organs before you set the bastard on fire to be sure.

>>645939
>Asher should stay in the human world
>Father son bonding.
We're the dad, right?

>Writing

>>645939
>Asher should stay in the human world
>Have some father son bonding with Asher
>Also play with Captain Wiggles
>>645978
We should ask Starrk and Dante for help in operation Menos Gank, So that Aizen gets stuck in SS looking like a giant retard.

>>645989
I...actually chose the wrong thing.
I want asher to come with us.
Whoops

>>645989
Yep

It's a shame, I want asher to come with us since he's a cool character and I want him to kick ass. But taking him with us us just a terrible idea. Far too much attention would be placed on him, and thus our family, which is a very bad thing.

As you look at Asher you raise an eyebrow at his expression.
"You know it takes little effort to look so much like a tourist."

"I'm about five feet and from the west.
I don't think it's that simple."
He says while laughing.

You see Captain Wiggles poking his head out of your front pocket and pet him before replying to Asher.
"Fine, we can go and have some fun but only because it's so important to you."

It's not often you see a grown man being so cheerful.
Asher jumps at the opportunity and enjoys as much of the local cuisine as possible while also participating in many of the games the local men have set up.
You get a few curious glances when you win an obviously rigged ball tossing game and then even more when you give your rather large, plush panda you won to Asher.

At another stall you also won a small gold fish as your prize and feed it to Captain Wiggles.
A large flock of children gather around you to see your pet eating, some of them found it cool while others were grossed out.
The braver children even asked you if they could pet him and you allowed it.

After sampling every attraction the fair had to offer you go to the place where the Kurosaki family reserved a few seats and watch the main attraction, the fireworks, from a rather good position.
While there you gave the whole family a passing glance. Even now you don't understand how two regular humans could produce three spiritually aware children like that. In the end you shrug it off as nothing more than a coincidence.

When the event concluded you left the crew alone, you didn't want to bother them that much.
After revisiting each stall that Asher liked the two of you took to a grassy hill overlooking the shrine and the festival.
As you sat down on the grass you could still hear the ambiant music coming from down there.

The lad puts down his large stuffed rabbit and keeps munching on a plate full of Takoyaki which he grew quite fond of.
In between two octopus filled balls he looks at you with a wide grin.

"Best day ever?"

"I suppose it's not often you get to see something like this."

"Yeah but I bet we looked bloody stupid while down there.
Some folk gave us quite the looks."

"Don't tell me you actually care about that!"

"Hah! Fuck no!"
He takes another bite.

But as he keeps on chewing something comes to your mind.
"Asher..."

"Whath?"

"I'd rather have you stay here tomorrow...
I can't order you to do anything but I don't want you to endanger yourself by revealing your existence."

He swallows hard.
"Actually I wanted to say the same thing...
As much as I want to help the kids I have a wife and kid I have to keep a secret.
So please... keep them safe, okay?"

You sigh.
"What did you think I was going to do? Dumbass."
He gives you a relieved smile and ruffles your hair.
"You do that again and I'll break your arm boy!"

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On the following day, after the sun has set you took off to Uraharas shop.
While on the way you opened your pack and took a look at your rations.

"Only one pill huh?"

It seems that thanks to all the training you gave the children your precious supplies has been sapped.
Should you get grievously injured or fight too intensely will be quite dangerous with only one food pill left.
As you get closer and closer to that peculiar candy shop you can feel all the reiatsus converging at your destination.

Upon your arrival the other kids look at you expectantly.
"Good, this means we are all here."
Tatsuki says.

But as you look around you see something amiss.
"What's he doing here?"
You ask while pointing at Ishida Uryū, the quincy boy who also seems to have shown up.

"Don't misunderstand me.
I only came because of two reasons. First is that my pride as a Quincy won't allow me to suffer defeat at the hands of a shinigami.
And second... I won't stand by as they execute a defenseless woman like that."

"The enemy of an enemy is a friend, huh?"
You close your eyes and tap your sword.
"Works for me."

In that moment the door swings open and out steps Mr Hat-and-Clogs.
"Ah very good!
You're all here.
Please follow me downstairs."

As you descend to the hidden underground training area you notice something quite odd.
For some reason your instincts all scream at you to stay away from Kurosaki.
When you reach the basement you all line up to see Urahara doing your work and you take great care to steer clear of Ichigo.
After he finishes rummaging through some stuff Urahara steps forth with Tessai and taps Ichigo on the forehead with his cane.
In that instant the boys soul separates from his body, clad in shinigami clothing and his overly large sword in its sealed state.

Kisuke steps forth and clears his throat.
"Tessai!"
His assistance slams his fist into the ground and a rather large gate made of paper appears.
"This is the Senkaimon, the gateway leading to Soul Society.
There are a few things you should know before entering...
The most important is that we can only keep the connection open for 4 minutes at most.
And the other thing is that the gate has been outfitted with spirit exchangers, meaning it'll convert physical particles to reishi.
Thus it allows you to enter Soul Society even without separating your body and soul."

>>646144
>"The enemy of an enemy is a friend, huh?"
>You close your eyes and tap your sword.
>"Works for me."

Subtle.

>>646144
Wait.
If it does that, then why did they take the time to separate ichigo?

>>646162
because ichigo cant acess his powers as human?

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"Four minutes?
Will that be enough?"
Ishida asks.

"Normally no but we can't help it.
We are already bending the laws of nature quite a bit by doing this."

"Do not worry."
A familiar, deep voice speaks.
"I'll go with you as a guide. If you follow me you'll probably make it to the other side no problem."

"Ah Yoruichi-san!"
Orihime greets the cat.

"Okay! Is everyone ready?"
Urahara asks and shortly afterwards he opens the portal.

After jumping in you felt the effects of the spirit exchangers and finally get what he exactly meant.
To your surprise your gigai was converted into a spiritual body, effectively encasing you like a bubble.
You fear that for the duration of your stay in Soul Society you won't be able to leave it even if you wanted to.
You unconsciously bite your lips in frustration.

Four minutes was just barely enough to get through the portal and on your way you encountered something called the Kōtotsu.
Luckily Orihime managed to save you from certain doom with her shield.

Shortly after arriving into Soul Society you noticed the change in atmosphere.
With reishi rich air all of your senses heightened to abnormal levels.
You suspect any hollow who enters here would have quite a good time as he could devour anything within this world.
This whole place feels like your hunting ground now.

After encountering a massive white wall and having Ichigo defeat it's gate guardian the large man known as Jidanbō opens the gate for you.
"Well that was easier than I thought it would be."
You observe.

In that instant you begin cursing yourself for saying that.
You see a familiar face smiling at the other end of the wall.
Jester or Ichimaru Gin is standing before you, ready to stop Jidanbō from giving you access to the Seireitei.

>Stop whatever he's doing and force your way in.
>Engage him, talk and then retreat.
>Let him do what he wants.
>Other? (write-in)

>>646197
>>Stop whatever he's doing and force your way in.

>Stop whatever he's doing and force your way in.

>>646197
Wanna see what happens.

>>646197
>engage him, talk and then retreat

>>646197
>Engage him, talk and then retreat.

Yo Gin, why you never pick up your damn phone my man?

>>646197
>Engage him, talk and then retreat.

>>646197
>>Engage him, talk and then retreat.
i'd love to yell at him right now

>>646197
>Engage him, talk and then retreat.

This entire situation is your fault, so you are going to go and help fix it.

>Writing

Also, roll 3d10
First 3 considered.
DC:15 Crit: 25

Rolled 1, 6, 1 = 8 (3d10)

>>646269

>>646269
"dice 3d10"

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Rolled 3, 6, 8 = 17 (3d10)

>>646269
Dante be with us.

Rolled 10, 10, 4 = 24 (3d10)

>>646269

>>646281
In the options field mate. Ya put dice+3d10

>>646283
*sigh*

>>646283
Not a crit, but we pass.

>>646283
>>646269

Double 10s.

Do we get a coolness bonus of +1?

Rolled 8, 8, 2 = 18 (3d10)

>>646269

>>646291
Doing too well would... catch people attention. Gin is a motherfucking Captain after all.

You see his sword flash for the fraction of a second and witness as the blade of his weapon extends.
There are a few sources of sound you manage to identify before leaping into action.

The rather large man keeps quivering and whimpering at the thought of losing his arm to a captain and you also hear Yoruichi shouting something along the lines of "Shit" and "Don't fight him!".
But not paying his words any attention you jump upward and quickly draw your sword from its sheathe.

As the two blades collide in the air sparks fly all over the place.
Ichimarus pulls his sword back and looks at you.
"Oh my...
What have we here? A ryoka standing up to a captain?
Well... Can't have that now, can we?"
He takes a few steps back and pulls his arm back, preparing for another thrust.
"Shoot to kill, Shinsō!"

You jump forth in an attempt to block the tip of his sword with the edge of yours.
Behind you the voice of Yoruichi can be heard.
"Stop you idiot!"

But you don't pay it much attention.
When your blades clash Shinsō crawls to a halt and you see Gin opening his right eye for a moment in surprise.
You grit your teeth and begin running forward, pushing the zanpakutō back and causing it to shrink.
After getting into touching distance from Ichimaru his sword returned to its normal length, which is basically a shortsword.

As you lean closer and look into his eyes you begin to whisper.
"Yo. Long time no see, Jester!"
Your voice is almost completely muffled by the audible gasps of everyone around you but Gin still hears it.

"You are not supposed to be here!"

"Sorry, just doing my job.
Unlike certain other people."

"Well cut it out!
The best I can do is let you all get away alive, nothing more!
If you don't leave now then everything will be messed up!"

He manages to shove your weapon aside and the two of you begin fighting at ludicrous speed, jumping around the place and clashing again and again in the air.
"This is all your fault Gin!
Perhaps next time you'll be a little less useless!
Now if you want us out then you'll have to do it yourself!"

"With pleasure."

After disengaging from you once more he twirls in the air.
You see him presenting his back to you and you jump at the presented opportunity.
Unfortunately his weapon extends and pierces his own robe, attacking you when you have almost no time to react.

In a desperate attempt you bring up the side of your sword and manage to block the blade but the momentum of the attack carries you outside and it even manages to get Jidanbō and Ichigo as well.
All 3 of you are shoved out of the large gate and you see the large slab of stone slowly falling down.

"Bye, bye!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtmrGQkRUZ0

>>646351
"Smug Prick"

>>646351
que being yelled at by a cat now.

>>646400
Que= What?

Que is used for questions.

You wince a bit as you stand up. Gins attack carried some actual force this time around.
"Smug prick."
You speak as you are standing up and quickly find a black shape jumping in front of you.

"YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOT!"
The cat mercilessly cuts your face with its claws.
"THAT WAS ICHIMARU GIN, CAPTAIN OF THE 3rd DIVISION!
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF STUPIDITY YOU JUST REACHED?"

You can't help but grab your face from the pain and scream in agony.
"AW FUCK!
Orihime! Heal me already!"

But as you bicker and argue amongst yourselves the denizens of the Rukongai district start crawling out from wherever they were hiding up until now.
You grow concerned as they slowly surround you and give you weird looks.
Eventually an elderly looking man steps out and looks at all of you.

"Please do not be afraid.
I'm the chief around these parts and we don't wish to harm you."

"Come again?"
Ichigo asks.

"We saw what you did to Jidanbō.
You spared him and saved his life. Most shinigami don't care about us but he was different.
He once lived here with us so he understands our pain.
Please allow us to help you."

At first you were skeptical but it seems the old man was genuine.
After the man invited you into his house you all sat down around a fire to begin strategizing.
Yoruichi claims that since you failed once the shinigami will tighten security at each of the four gates that lead into the Seireitei itself.
He also explained how the segregation of souls works in this realm, how the shinigami occupy the Court of Pure souls as it were and everyone is locked out.
The worst part about this is that stone itself which apparently reflects spirit particles so no amount of concentrated energy will work against it.

The cat said something about a certain person who could get you inside.
That man is called Shiba Kūkaku.

>>646442
That man is a woman.

Liar cat is a liar.

>>646436
Que¿

>>646461

"que being yelled at by a cat now."

Should be "Que? Are we going to be yelled by a cat now?"

>>646485
He meant "cue". It's pretty obvious, too.

>>646489
Not in an anime with so much spanish on it.

After acquiring the location of him you decided to wait until tomorrow as the sun was already setting.
You asked why is that important but the only answer you got from Yoruichi was such:
"Normally Kūkaku doesn't mind visitors who come unannounced but not at night..."

Normally you'd be annoyed by the fact that Yoruichi just answered by not answering but you suppose it's something you'll learn later.
You take the note and go outside as the cat is still obviously mad at you.

Now that you have a chance to take it all in this whole scenario is quite bizarre.
The citizens all live in slums and the entire afterlife seems to be stuck in feudal Japan. If this is what counts as heaven then you are not even cross about becoming a hollow anymore.

As you look around you see Tatsuki and Orihime looking at the wall sealing you off from the Seireitei.
On the other hand you also see Chad carrying a small boy on his shoulder somewhere else.
And then there's Ichigo who is sitting on a rooftop, sulking.

What do you do until the night?
>Talk with the girls
>Go to Ichigo
>Follow Chad
>Walk around and check out Soul Society alone
>Other? (write-in)

>>646497
All of said Spanish is wordplay for translation and not actual speaking of Spanish, to boot.

>>646505
>Walk around and check out Soul Society alone
Who knows, maybe gin will be actually competent enough to CHECK THE FUCK IN WITH US

>>646505
>Check out SS alone

>>646505
>Walk around and check out Soul Society alone

>>646510
We still have our phone, right?

>>646505
>>Go to Ichigo

>>646520
Yes. It should work but we shouldn't have witness if we use it.

>>646505
>>Walk around and check out Soul Society alone
maybe we'll see our wife and child :__:

>>646505
>Walk around and check out Soul Society alone

Gin, fucking help us or we're gonna tell on you

>>646560
Well that just entered the list of "things that can utterly decimate Kaiser" right below Marr.

>>646507
No me digas! Pero mira que cosa loca.

Que is also used before adjectives.

>>646560

Considering how small Soul Society is, either Europe has a different after life, or over 90% of the souls just get reborn.

>>646572
Or Kubo has no sense of scale.

>>646583

The story is set on Japan so we actually don't know if other after lives exist.

So if Yoruichi turns back into a woman in front of us later because that's her fetish to do to young boys, will Kaizar make a comment about how his wife's tits are better?

Walking around SS wins

>Writing

>>646599
That depends if we blew up our cover by then or not.

>>646599

If we're still undercover it would be smarter to refer to Tia as our girlfriend.

Other than that, yes, yes we would, because above all else we are a trolling bastard.

>>646640
That works. Also do we have wedding pictures? The idea of hollows getting married is gonna blow up the soul reapers heads.

>>646640
>>646653
or something more benign, like "ive seen better", noncomittal and doesnt reveal anything

I really hope we get to fight Ikkaku

>>646653
i want a cute omake of kaiser and tia's wedding

>>646666
I just want Zaraki to be all "I'll give you a free shot" and then Kaizar puts a hole in his esophagus and runs off while Zaraki goes to get his windpipe replaced.

>>646692
That would be alright, But i want the Ikkaku fight because he knows our voice

You decided to leave the teens behind and go check things out by yourself.
After walking around for a while and witnessing all the poverty and the generally horrible quality of life you are quite angry.
The way you see things now it doesn't matter what happens to you after death, you are basically screwed.

Not wishing to attract any attention you find yourself an abandoned alley and walk away from prying eyes.
There are a few things you want to test.
First you take a bite of a piece of wood you tore off from a shack and find it disgusting.
As you suspected nothing short of a plus would satisfy your hunger and being surrounded by food like this is quite maddening for you.

The second thing will be much better.
With the typical booming sound of Sonído you disappear from sight and stand atop a small platform of reishi high in the air.
As you look at the endlessly spanning slums of the Rukongai you begin to feel disgusted but you quickly avert your eyes.
Since you arrived you feared that this high concentration of reishi in the air would inhibit you from "flying" but it seems you were wrong.
While it is incredibly difficult to do, indeed you doubt the shinigami could do it, it's not impossible for you.
You can't help but smile at this incredible edge you have over the enemy.

And finally you touch your earlobe to activate your transmitter.
Without a moments delay you can hear Jester picking up the phone.
"Took you long enough!"
He says in an annoyed tone.

"I had to get away from the others.
And you have only yourself to blame for all of this."

"Really? Because last time I checked I only missed one call from you!"

"That's one too many.
And you were the one who left me to my own devices quite literally.
So don't be surprised your attitude finally bit you in the ass."

"So what? One call doesn't go through so you never bother to call again?"

"I'm calling you now.
Believe it or not I'm still doing my job.
Protect Kurosaki, well I couldn't imagine a more dangerous place for him. So I came.
But I'm calling you now to clarify a few things. What do you want me to do if not protecting him?"

*sigh*
"Fine, you win...
Just make sure he doesn't die.
It's not like you can make the situation any more fucked.
But for the love of the Reiō don't reveal everything to the Gotei 13!
Can you do that?"

"Yes... Understood.
Kaizar out."

"Jester out."

>>646708
He knows our adult voice, we sound like a teen now.

Let's stick with Orihime if we can.

>>646735
Dude, we sound the same, it is how asher recognized us

>>646731
There is a forest of hollows in the outer edges, they are crap but eating them will fill us.

>>646653
I don't think that reveal is gonna happen in this arc though, unfortunately, since Urahara trapped us in a gigai.

Which I'm 90% sure was entirely intentional because Urahara is a tricksy bastard.

>>646777
So we are going to encounter her. FUUUUUCK.

>>646782
Spook deleting that post Just confirmed it

>>646805
So trolls doing rolls at random when the GM didn't even ask for a roll count now?

>>646731
So, when Aizen starts to get abducted by the menos from the tears, since we can still fly, we're totally just going to fly up there, cut them all up, and then wave to Aizen sarcastically as we close the portal behind us, right?

>>646764
Maybe we can find one of those spirit glove things and forcibly remove ourselves?

>>646817
Dude that was a post by spook

>>646777
>Except Kaizar and his wife knew each other for quite some time.
>She knows how he looked when he was younger

That's what he wrote.

>>646820
They are spirit gloves, they don't work on spiritual stuff. Granted we could get out by raising our power so much the fake body explodes, but then we would have every Soul Reaper after us... in their territory.

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With another Sonído you quickly descend and appear before a rather drunk, homeless soul.
You raise a sword at him and speak.
"You should quit. It does bad things to you."

As you leave you see from the corner of your eyes as the man looks at his bottle and then tosses it in the trash.
Deciding that looking around the place would only make you mad or hungry you went back to the chieftains home.

Wanting to get at least one last good sleep before the shitstorm you quickly went to bed.
Supposedly a gang of boar riders attacked the house but you somehow managed to sleep through all of that.
Unsurprising as you lived in a house with Dante for decades now.

The next morning you had to forcefully pry Ichigo from the foundation of the house as he refused to leave.
He kept saying he'd wait for the gang leader to return to "beat his pastry ass into the ground".

It took quite a lot of walking until you reached a more rural area within the Rukongai.
There were a lot less houses crammed on top of each other and more fields where various types of vegetables were grown.
You asked Yoruichi why these things are necessary.

"While ordinary souls don't have to eat shinigami require nourishment to replenish their reiryoku.
Almost all of the food consumed within the Seireitei comes from places such as this.
And even the Rukongai citizens eat as a form of luxury."

The very notion of nobility disgusted you to your very core.
Back home every time claimed to be superior to others you quickly chopped down their heads and displayed it publicly.
You don't tolerate such ideas and only use the pecking order as a way of classifying others.
In your words: "A skilled dictator is more beneficial than a democracy of idiots."
But this place doesn't even have a democracy to speak of.

After a rather long walk you began to wonder why this Shiba individual lives in such a remote location.
When you arrived you figured out why.

>>646837
And someone who died in Germany would be in the Japanese after life... why?

Great the GM is pulling a Kubo.

okay enough of this cut Aizen off stuff
1. even without his special ability he is still above most captains power wise
2. there will be two other powerful loyal captains right next to him, one who can shut off our ever sense and kill us before with have time to say ouch
3.say we win then what you think we can make it out without revealing ourselves no i doubt that, if that happens we are surrounded by several captains and we happen to be the very thing they despise.

>>646843
well, maybe we could do that as a last resort, like during when aizen tries to get out and we might be a bit too far away to get their in our gigai.

Also, I just thought of something, maybe we could use like one of those substitute soul pills. Too bad we didn't bring Kon with us.

>>646857
Same reason a German went to Ghost mexico?

>>646864
And get all the Captains around to kill us cause Hollow?

>>646870
Hueco mundo is as big as Earth, Soul Society is so small even Japan is bigger.

So unless she died in Japan she has no reason to be there.

>>646896
Soul reapers being in germany because ,Deathcamps, Also Nigger it is called german hollow quest, THIS is where you lose suspension of disbelief?

Soul Society is artificial. Having only Japan create their own after life sounds really stupid.

>>646860
ACTUALLY. Gin is not loyal. He's just in this for the long con because Aizen took something from Rangiku when they were both kids and he saw it and vowed to kill him for hurting her.

>>646860
Aizen, at his current strength, would more then likely be unable to kill Old Man Genocide, so he could probably take them.

>>646873
Like I said, only when Aizen is getting the fuck out, then we go fly up, kill the menos that are using their abduction beams on him, go into the tear they were using, leading straight back to good ol' ghost mexico, and wave sarcastically at Aizen as we leave.

>>646930
And hope none of the Captains tries to headshot us?

Not to mention that doesn’t kill Aizen and he could nuke Las Noches as payback?

>>646940
Well, like I said, Old man Genocide could easily contain Aizen, so I'm not so worried about Aizen nuking Las Noches.

Though I will admit that the possibility of a captain trying to headshot us is worrying.

Like I said, we might not even have to do it, we could be close enough that we could just kill the gillians in our gigai and then fuck off back to hueco mundo.

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The others had mixed reactions to the large stone arms while you made a mental note about the next addition to your home back at Vanaheim.
Two muscular man are standing atop the fists and look down at you.
"Who dares to come before the great Shiba Kūkakus house uninvited?
Leave now or face the wrath of Koganehiko and Shiroganehiko!"

In that moment Yoruichi merely points at himself and the two men instantly become submissive.
"OH YORUICHI-SAMA!
FORGIVE US FOR OUR IGNORANCE!
Please allow us to take you to Kūkaku-san!"

"Don't worry it was partly my fault for coming uninvited."

The two of them then take you inside and reveal that the house holds nothing more than a long flight of stairs leading down.
As you walk down you notice how the entire thing is well lit with some kind of luminescent plant and just how well thought out the whole building is.
By having the living area underground the whole thing is shielded from the elements and quite well cooled the entire year.

As the two men finally open the door for you the visage of Shiba Kūkaku appears before you.
You honestly didn't expect her to be a woman.

"Well... It's been a while Yoruichi.
I suppose you came here so suddenly to include me in something stupid or dangerous."

"Both actually."

"Good.
I always liked causing trouble!"

You all sit down as the two servants of Kūkaku bring tea for you.
Yoruichi explains your predicament to her and asks her to help you get in the Seireitei.

Kūkaku breathes from her pipe as she ponders.
"Fine. I'll help you lot.
It's not like I'm on good terms with the shinigami anyway."
She turns to face one of the doors.
"Oy! You can come in now bro!"

In that moment the sliding door opens and a man is bowing before you.
"I'm Shiba Ganju, pleased to meet all of y-"
The man looks at Ichigo and he stares back at him.

"YOU~!"
They both scream at the same time and almost instantly go at each others throats.

>Roll 3d10 for reaction speed.
DC:13 Crit:22

Rolled 5, 5, 2 = 12 (3d10)

>>647018

Rolled 3, 7, 9 = 19 (3d10)

>>647018

Rolled 7, 6, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>647018

Rolled 1, 1, 9 = 11 (3d10)

>>647018
GUIDE ME SPOOKY. ALSO MORNING

You see the two boys going at each others throats and they quickly begin trashing the place.
Slowly but surely they break down everything that gets in their path as they toss each other around.
At first it doesn't seem like it bothers Kūkaku that much but then you see Ganju knocking her pipe out of her hand and you see her veins popping out of her forehead.

For a split second you worry that she might get angry.
Then you begin trembling for some reason when Ichigo steps on her pipe.

"THAT'S IT!"
Kūkaku slams her fist into the ground and the whole building goes up in flames.
You had the foresight to evacuate the area immediately as all of your instincts warned you to run away.

Ichigo and Ganju got well roasted alongside the building but everyone else escaped in time.
For some reason this Kūkaku reminds you of your wife a lot.

When the smoke settled they took you to a large room with a massive cannon at the end of it.
Lady Shiba explained her method of getting you into the Seireitei which is basically shooting you out of a canon.
Now she ordered all of you to practice with the device which she invented and will serve as your "cannonball".

After you pick it up you feel a familiar sensation from it.
This orb is quite similar in nature to the device you once encountered in Auschwitz.
Just who is this woman?

>Apply yourself with the orb.
>Try to remain inconspicuous.
>Don't practice, help the others instead
>Other? (write-in)

>>647124

>Apply yourself with the orb.

>>647124
>>Try to remain inconspicuous.

>>647124
>>Try to remain inconspicuous

>>647124
>Apply yourself with the orb.

>>647124
>>Try to remain inconspicuous.

>>647124
>apply yourself my child

Rolled 2 (1d2)

1= Subtelty
2= Flashiness

>Writing

After taking a good look at the orb you concluded that it's quite a simple device.
If supplied with ample amounts of reiryoku it'll create a protective barrier.

As such you held it in both of your hands and after a deep breath you poured reiryoku into the orb.
What followed was the immediate formation of a powerful and stable shield around you.

The two instructors marveled at your performance and started commenting on it.
"How marvelous Krieger-san!
A perfect barrier at first try! But why is it colored red?
Could it be because you are a foreigner?"

You panicked for a moment there but relaxed after realizing that nobody seemed to think too much about the odd color.
After this whole thing you tossed the ball back to your instructors and merely observed how everyone fared in the challenge.
Orihimes was perfect but weak, Chads was powerful but unstable, Ishidas had an odd shape and Tatsukis looked like it was on fire.
At least their unique natures managed to make yours look regular.

The only one who struggled with the device was Ichigo who just couldn't get the basic principles of reiryoku control.
Yoruichi decided that you all should eat and let Ichigo train alone.
For some reason only you found the meal hard to swallow but you somehow managed.
Later you felt the ground shaking under your feet as Ichigo finally figured out the trick to the orb with the help of Ganju.

When all the preparations were done Kukaku raised the cannon to the surface and performed the elaborate ritual required to fire the thing.
What you didn't get about the whole situation was why did Ganju come with you.

Regardless of that you all put your hands on the orb and began channeling reiryoku just in time for the liftoff.
During the flight Ganju explained to you why his presence was necessary.
Apparently the spell used to send you off has two parts and one half has to be said within the orb to properly aim the thing.
Quite a roundabout way of doing things but it's not like you can say anything about it now.

Sadly Ganju messes up the incantation as Ichigo had to be a loudmouth when others asked him to lover his spirit energy output.
You look at Yoruichi and ask him.
"How screwed are we now?"

"Quite."

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>>647372
What's the point of a talking cat if all he ever talks about is bad things happening?

>>647372
>Punch Ichigo in the head the next time you see him, for being an idiot.

As the ball hits the dome of reishi protecting the Seireitei the whole thing begins shaking.
You see many individuals down below gazing upward, waiting for what happens next.
To everyones surprise the orb penetrates the shield and you fall through.

But something happens.
Your bodies float in the air as if gravity has been nullified.
You look at Yoruichi demanding answers.

"It looks like it's about to start.
LISTEN UP! Since the spell was messed up we'll be scattered in the wind!
Try to stay close to each other and DON'T FIGHT any of the Captains!
Got it?"
Those were his last words before you were torn away from the others and you slammed into the ground.

After dusting yourself off you finally took a deep breath with relief.
You are inside at last.

As your pesquísa does its work you notice squadrons of shinigami approaching your area.
None of them are too strong but their numbers might tip the scales in their favor.

What do you do?
>Go on foot and beat anyone in your way.
>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.
>Take to the skies where they can't reach you and try to find the others.
>Other? (write-in)

>>647418
I say a dickpunch. 30% power.

>>647420
>>Go on foot and beat anyone in your way.

>>647420
>>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.

>>647420
>Go on foot and beat anyone in your way.

We're here might as well go make friends with Ken.

>>647420
>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.
Knowing Ichigo he'll make a scene. Shouldn't be hard to find and shadow him.

>>647420
>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.
I like to think kaizar is smart enough to not just run around like kenpachi

>>647420
>>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.
taking to the skies literally asks for captains to swoop in and beat your ass.
also going on foot will probably trigger either ikkaku or kenpachi, neither of which i want to do right now.

>>647420
>>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.

>>647420
>Go on foot and beat anyone in your way.

>>647437
See i Want to do Ikkaku

>>647420
>Go on foot and beat anyone in your way.
Yay free stress balls.

>>647445
ok fair, the problem is hes stronk as fuck and i don't want kaizar to reveal himself like a fucktard yet, i was hoping to hold out till we try dickstabbing aizen.

>>647420
>>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.
Maybe even call Gin again just to fuck with him and get some intel.

Also, evening spooky, anons.

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>>647420
>Go on foot and beat anyone in your way.

>>647437
>Not wanting to fist fight Kenpachi
COME ON.

>>647420
>clear the road and go on foot

>>647452
See, Ichigo could beat him and we are stronger

>>647455
We have a damn power limiter on. Right now Ken greatly outpowers us in raw power.

>>647453
>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.

>>647474
We kicked the shit out of Ichigo who almost won against him in the first place. We can handle Kenpachi.

>>647420
>>Stay in the shadows and try to gather intel while working your way inside.


>>647484
Ichigo had like 3 power up between then and now too dumbass.

>>647510
And? We're still stronger then him at this point plus we have combat experience.

>>647516
And it's also better for us in the long run NOT to fight people in the open yet.

>>647484
Ichigo almost died against him rwo timez and only survived due to plot armor. And because Ken is not used to make sure his enemies stay dead.

Looks like sneaking wins.

>Writing.

Also roll a 3d10 for random encounter. Higher is WORSE
Taking the 3rd roll only

Rolled 6, 9, 7 = 22 (3d10)

>>647528

Rolled 9, 10, 5 = 24 (3d10)

>>647528
Woah, changing the dice on us? That never ends well. People bitch endlessly about that stuff. Or maybe they won't, who knows

Rolled 3, 2, 6 = 11 (3d10)

>>647528
Make it high!

Rolled 5, 5, 8 = 18 (3d10)

>>647528
>SNEAKING MISSION

Rolled 3, 7, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>647528

Rolled 8, 4, 7 = 19 (3d10)

>>647528
sacrificial roll

Rolled 8, 2, 5 = 15 (3d10)

>>647528

>>647534
An 11? Wow saved.

>>647534
fuck no,not with that.

>>647539
Normally I'd be an ass and say that it's a guy from the 11th division but this is actually interesting.

You got lucky

>>647544
Can it be a wild Loli with pink hair asking for directions?

>>647544
Who would a perfect 30 have gotten us?

>>647546
Only if you are willing to accept what comes with her

but actually, no

>>647551
But of course. We are simply tourists

>>647548
We meet old man genocide and die?

>>647544
Would triple 1's be that one healer kid from the 4th?

>>647569
No that low we just don't meet anyone and we just loot everything.

>>647601
With a result of 3 we meet aizen's plot rock.
Without aizen.
The fucker fell out of a hole in his pocket and he doesn't know it's gone yet.

>>647626
Then we roll a one and the rock turns us into a little girl.

>>647644
It does what the user wants... Kiazar always wanted to be a little girl apparently

>>647665
>hogyoku grants wishes
>Tia is inexplicably now pregnant

You've decided that since you have a stealth mode then you'll make the most of it.
Sticking to the shadows you managed to avoid most of the shinigami that patrolled the area.
It's actually rather difficult to do this as almost every third corner leads to a dead end and the shinigami don't employ many signs.

But after almost falling into a very deep it and after taking about two dozen wrong turns you finally made some actual progress.
Apparently there are 13 squads, each with their own barracks.
Of the 13 squads there are two that you don't want to deal with: The 11th division which is supposedly the strongest and the 4th which is despised by everyone.
The logical conclusion is that the 4th must be some very special division that the others are jealous of.
Since you were in the military the most hated people were always those who thought themselves to be superior to others, in other words highly trained specialists.

As you skulk around trying to remain hidden your pesquísa picks up something interesting.
Apparently the others already encountered some resistance.
Ishida and Inoue engaged in a fight against some high tear mook, Chad and Tatsuki are fighting against two strong individuals and Ichigo is actually up against someone whose reiatsu is familiar.

You unconsciously smile as you feel his presence.
"Damn... I almost forgot about that bastard!
I wonder how he has been?"

While you sneak around you spot a group of shinigami slacking on the job and playing dice in a corner somewhere.
Filled with curiosity you get closer to hear them.

"Did ya' hear? The ryoka survived against Ichimaru Gin!"

"Yeah? And I'm the Reiō!"

"No, I'm serious!
They even say that the new captain of the 9th division and Captain Zaraki have both left to take them out!"

"Hah, no way."

Acquiring such interesting news filled you with joy.
So much so that you barely noticed as someone came up behind you.

"What are you doing?
We have an invasion here! Please go back to your posts immediately!"

You sigh with relief as the woman simply walked by you after you jumped up the wall and went prone.
Sadly when you climbed down another shinigami appeared out of nowhere and noticed you.

"Hey guys I'm back from the bathroom.
I hope none of you bastards touched my..."
He draws his sword and points it at you.
"FREEZE!"

Being found out like hurt your pride a lot.
You were so flustered you did the first thing that came to your mind and drew your sword.

Expecting the man to attack you quickly you raised your sword and pointed it at your target.
The woman within arms reach.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
You spoke.

>>647673
its not ours

Rolled 6, 4, 3 = 13 (3d10)

>>647675
Rolling to beat them at their own (dice) game!

>>647675
Did we just point a sword at unohana?

>>647726
I think Rangiku?

>>647726

We're gonna die.

>>647726
we are in fact legitmately this unlucky yes.
still better then i thought might happen with us pointing a sword at OMG.

>>647726
Unless the GM is a troll and lied, no.

>>647726
I'd honestly laugh more if the girl we pointed our sword at was the one who has been going to therapy from losing her sister.

>>647726
>higher is worse
>11
>Unohana

If an 11 triggers a captain encounter what the hell could possibly be worse? Two? All of them? All of them and Marr?

Besides, since she wasn't described as an "old woman" we know it isn't Unohana.

>>647757
oh that would be great

>>647675
>They even say that the new captain of the 9th division and Captain Zaraki have both left to take them out!
>9th Division
>Kaname is currently sulking in a corner.
Oh my god, the blink asshole got demoted!
Ha!

>>647757
Well maybe she is.

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>>647726
Guess that's it then

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Surrounded by 4 shinigami on one side, 1 on the other and a hostage at knife point the five males erupt in laughter.

"IDIOT!
THAT WOMAN IS FROM SQUAD 4!"

In that instance your blood freezes in your veins.
Could it be that you made a huge mistake?
But before you had more time to worry about such things the shinigami continue.

"ALL SHINIGAMI IN SQUAD 4 ARE DUDS!
We are squad 11, also known as the strongest squad!
But those squad 4 bastards couldn't lift a sword if their lives depended on it!
So they are stuck with managing SUPPLIES AND INFIRMARIES! BAHAHAAHAHAHA!"
After wiping away their tears they look at you.
"Oh that was good! Now Ryoka, drop your sword and we'll kill you quick for amusing us!"

You felt something snap in you at that moment.
Something in your core compelling you to act.
If your gills were visible now they'd be probably burning.

"What... did you just say?"

"Huh?
What are you, deaf?
I said drop your sword idiot!"

"Me? Idiot?
Oh no buddy."
You look up at the man and you see his black robes getting wet.
"That'd be the waste of air that just uttered the single... most... retarded thing in existence.
You... as a soldier... dare to insult the medics and those managing the supply lines?
YOU SHOULD BE GROWELING BEFORE HER YOU IMBECILES!"
You reach for the womans waist and apologize.
"I'm sorry, but I'll borrow this."
You take her sword from her sash and draw it in your other hand.

As you ready both swords and point yours away from the woman black tendrils begin to flow out from your body.
You disappear from view, though without using Sonído.
With the right movement you slipped out of the shinigamis focus and their eyes couldn't match your speed.
By the time they realize you moved all five men are flung high into the air and come crashing down.

"Two sword style: Reißzahn Streik!"

You look at the woman who is clearly scared.
"Don't worry. I didn't hit them with the edge. They are alive."

>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize
>Start interrogating her
>Other? (write-in)

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize

>>647790
>Apologize
>Give her sword back
>go back to being a sneaky git
lets not be a rude cunt and piss off unohana, getting us horribly murdered.

>>647790
I'll vote for this >>647798

>Tfw find people Bulling the Medics

Its a shame they'll probally live.

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize
i always thought she was cute

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Apologize
>Start interrogating her

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Apologize

I like that Kaizar knows not to be a dick to the medics, even those on the enemy's side.

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Apologize
>Ask her to please forget that we were here, because we only want to make sure that our friends are safe and sound. Surely a medic could understand the sentiment.

>>647790
>>Give her sword back

>>647813
>Give her sword back
>Apologize
>Start interrogating her

How we did those black tendril things anyway?

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize
I would love to make Isane our Hanataro but I'm scared shitless of Unohana crashing down on us

>>647790
>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize
Tell her to not let those bastards push her around, medics are the most important part of an army and they'd probably be dead a hundred times over if not for her and her squad

>>647790

>Give her sword back
>Tell her to check on her fellows
>Apologize

>sorry people disrespecting medics leaves a bad taste in my mouth

>>647843
Oh, that too. That's good.

>Writing

As you stand up you look at the terrified shinigami woman.
You slowly walk towards her and then twirl her sword around so you are holding it by the side of its blade.
She looks at it confused.

"W-wha-?"

"I'm sorry I took it like that.
But people insulting medics really leaves a bad taste in my mouth."

She nervously grabs her sword and raises it.
"As the lieutenant of the 4th squad I, Kotetsu Isane shall fight you!"

You sigh.
"Look, I understand.
But I also get that as a medic you want to check them for any injuries."
You sheathe your sword and put it on the ground.
"Go ahead, I won't attack you."

She carefully weighs her options and then hurries to the fallen soldiers, her sword still drawn.
After examining each of them she sighs and then looks at you.

"What's the meaning of this?"

"I sympathize with healers. That's all.
And please, don't let those jerks get to you.
I'm sure if you weren't there to put them back together these idiots would have died several times already."

Her eyes tremble a bit and she lowers her sword but she doesn't sheathe it yet.
"Your movements... even as a lieutenant I could barely follow them.
Why did you come here ryoka? And how can you move like that?"

"We came to rescue Kuchiki Rukia from execution.
We are just a bunch of kids trying to protect our friend."
You pick up your sword and put it on your side.
"Now please, take care of these idiots.
They don't have any serious injuries but at least two of them suffered some sort of damage.
You should put them in recovery position.
And please... if it's possible forget this ever happened."

But as you walk away you hear her shouting after you.
"Wait!"
You turn around to face her.
"What's your name?"

"Siegfried... Siegfried Krieger."

And that's where I'll end of this session.
No continuation of this thread I'm affraid.

Archive's up and I'll do the pastes sometime later.

>>647957
Thanks for running Spooky

>>647957
Thanks Spooky for running. See you next time!

>>647957

Thanks for the run, Spooky!

Should we be correct in assuming that Yoruichi and Hat guy have suspicions about Siegfried?

Would it be correct to assume that they incorporated those suspicions into their plans to break Rukia out of prison?

>>647957
Thanks for the run Spooky.

>>647957
yeah, we're making friends!

this is going to cause some very mixed feelings whenever they find out we're a hollow

>>647982

It makes me curious whether they'd war with Kaiser and his friends on the principle of them being Hollows, or if there would be some Shinigami who would advocate for leaving them alone since they can eliminate or mitigate the Hollows' need to devour souls because of their invention of Hollow agriculture.

>>647993
Probably war, because Vanaheim is basically a place that makes hollows stronger incredibly fast. This is a huge threat to them, basically appear like a missile base pointed straight at them. I mean what if a few hollows from there decided to be murderous assholes in either earth or attack SS?
It'd be a massacre til captains arrived. And if they let it exist for too long, could a captain even stop it?

>>647976
Only suspicions.

After all nobody should be able to completely hide his or her reiatsu. Especially not a human

Oh and one last thing before I leave.
The current matchups:

Ichigo vs Ikkaku
Ganju vs Yumichika
Orihime and Uryu vs Jidanbos brother
Chad vs Kira
Tatsuki vs Iba

>>648078

Unless he's dead. Well, okay, maybe not even then.

Unless that human is super-dead.

If we wanted to leave our Gigai couldn't we just get it destroyed? Or is the bond such that that would be a very bad idea?

>>647993
As a faction, there probably won't be a consensus either way.

Personally, I'm happy enough with that. As long as they're clashing heads over whether or not we're a threat, they're not going to make any overt moves.

Can't wait for the Halloween special

Maybe kukaku is our former wife ?

>>650178
What?

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>>648087
>Chad vs Kira
Could be really bad for Kira, Chad takes I-beams over the shoulders and keeps on trucking. And in canon it took Shunsui to deal with his 'defensive' arm alone.
>Tatsuki vs Iba
Could be bad for Tatsuki. Iba's supposed to be a solid all-rounder, and even if she beats him early-Komamura's a real prick.

Also, I'd like to think Kaizar is clever enough to realize that not only do cats not talk, they also don't normally control reishi.

>>651191
my guess is kaizar at this point is probably wondering how a shinigami got stuck in a cat gigai, or he thinks yoruichi is a shinigami enslaved hollow like he is.

>>658010
I don't know, the thing is Marr exists.

So there could totally be a very spiritually strong cat.

>>658010
Honestly, the Cat and the Hat might be the most open to working with Kaizar.

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>>658027
For some strange reason I read this as The Cat in the Hat might work with Kaizar.

Now I can't shake the image of our Axolotl hollow prancing around with Dr Seuss characters...

I wonder how much trouble has brewed in not-so-grey Mexico while we were on mission and when Aizen decides we should return.

Maybe when he makes his escape from SS and we return to Heuco with him?

>>665696
Could just say, Blue mexico