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Chad looks up to Asher once he finishes staring at his left arm and walks up to him.
"Excuse me Master but may I have a question?"

Asher looks at him and raises an eyebrow.
"What is it Chad?"

"Why do my arms feel so different?"
He says so as he squeezes both of his fists tight.
"I'm worried... When my right arm manifested it was to protect an innocent life.
But this arm feels more... savage."

Asher scratches his head as he looks at the rather large boy.
"I don't know what to say to that lad.
I'd recommend giving on the hope of me correcting your mistake, 'cause I won't.
Your assumption is correct... That arm is meant to hurt things."

Chad looks a bit scared as the priest confirmed his suspicions.
"B-but..."

"No buts, it's actually quite obvious."
He points at Chads right arm.
"Your right arm is a manifestation of the will you inherited from your Abuelo.
That thing is your Ego, what you chose to be."
Asher then points at his right.
"And that is your Id the thing you were born as and have no control over.
No matter how much you look up to your grandfather or how much you want to deny this, your aggression and desire to harm is just as much a part of you as the things your Abuelo taught you."

Chad looks quite broken at these words.
"I've been trying so hard...
To live according to Abuelos wishes and yet..."

Asher sighs and gives Yasutora a slap.
"Stop wallowing in your self pity Sado."
The Mexican boy merely blinks at the priest a few times.
"You believe this incident to be a defeat? Do you think you broke the promise to your grandfather just now?
I'm sure you even apologized to him when you attacked me with aggression but listen to what I have to say.
Humans are complex creatures, sure you have the capacity to decide how you want to live your life but if you deny a part of yourself by doing so then you are wrong.
Of course we can't just give into our desires and instincts, we are not animals.
But you can only live a happy life if you find balance between the two.
Otherwise you end up as nothing more than an animal or a miserable human who hates every aspect of his life."
Asher then grabs the tall boys chin and raises it.
"My two fullbrings represent who I was and who I am now.
Only by coming to terms with ourselves can we unleash our true potential.
So raise your head and never look down lad.
I know this is a lot to take in but watching such young people being so depressed really pains my heart."

Yasutora looks almost like he is about to cry as he responds.
"T-thank you master, I'll try my best."

"That's all I'm asking Chad."

In that moment the large, burly man with the huge moustache steps to Urahara.
He leans in close and begins whispering to him.
""Boss, it's happening."
You overhear them only barely.

Mr Hat-and-Clogs rolls up his sleeve and takes a look at his watch.
"My my how the time passes when one's having fun."
He looks up to the ladder from where you descended and shouts.
"Jinta, Ururu!"
In a moment two kids jump down from the hole in the ceiling and land without a scratch.
"I want the two of you to take care of our guests while Tessai and I will go and take care of some business.
With that he turns to you.
"I imagine you won't be doing anymore training today.
Don't worry you can still take a nice relaxing bath and once you are done the children will close shop after you are done."
Then he and his assistant make their way up.

To your surprise it seems like Tatsuki and Orihime already finished.
Asher then looks at you expectantly.
In that moment the large, burly man with the huge moustache steps to Urahara.
He leans in close and begins whispering to him.
""Boss, it's happening."
You overhear them only barely.

Mr Hat-and-Clogs rolls up his sleeve and takes a look at his watch.
"My my how the time passes when one's having fun."
He looks up to the ladder from where you descended and shouts.
"Jinta, Ururu!"
In a moment two kids jump down from the hole in the ceiling and land without a scratch.
"I want the two of you to take care of our guests while Tessai and I will go and take care of some business.
With that he turns to you.
"I imagine you won't be doing anymore training today.
Don't worry you can still take a nice relaxing bath and once you are done the children will close shop after you are done."
Then he and his assistant make their way up.

To your surprise it seems like Tatsuki and Orihime already finished.
"I'm beat!
I think I'll go home and fall face first into bed.
See ya Siegfried!"
She turns to Asher.
"And thank you for helping my friends."

"It was my pleasure."

"I-I should go too..."
Orihime adds as she walks to the exit.
You can hear her mumbling something.
"I should cook dinner as well... maybe sweet potatoes with peanut butter and ketchup."
You dry heave after hearing that.

Asher looks at Chad and speaks.
"Go ahead son, I don't want to embarrass you by taking a bath with an old man."

"T-thanks..."
He leaves after a sigh of relief.

When there's just the two of you left you look at Asher.
"So teacher...
How's the class?"

He ponders a bit before answering.
"Odd.
The boy definitely has potential but unless he finally stops holding himself back he won't amount to much."

"And the girl?"

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"Hmmmm how should I put this?
She has 3 powers, each different but all bound to her mental state.
A singular offensive technique that's useless given the fact that she couldn't kill a fly if her life depended on it.
A shield that cracks faster than a wall made out of biscuits if she is under stress of any kind.
And well... this is the tough one."

You blink a few times.
"What is?"

"I can't be quite sure as it's too bizarre for me.
It's healing but I don't think it's that simple.
I saw her heal Sados arm but I'd swear on my mothers name that I saw bits of flesh materialize out of thin air.
It's God damned effective but I suspect it's still subject to the same fault her other two abilities."

You can't quite piece the bits together.
If you wanted to decipher that ability you'd need to observe it from up close.
But after struggling to figure it out you speak up.
"So basically her powers are Gods way of compensating for her?"

"Pretty much.
Give the same power to anyone else and they'd be a force to be reckoned with."
He pauses for a bit.
"And what about yours? Any luck?"

"A good fighting spirit but she needs to rid herself of the limitations that come with her martial arts.
Talented but unrefined basically."

"I see..."
With that he cracks his back before hunching forward.
"Man I need this bath, my old bones can't take this much excitement anymore.
Care to join us?"

>Sure, why not?
>Sorry, I should get back to work before my boss gets angry.
>Other? (write-in)

>>618154
>>Sorry, I should get back to work before my boss gets angry.

>>618154
>Sorry, I should get back to work before my boss gets angry.
>But do watch after Mr.Wiggles will you? he's been out of water for quite awhile and I'm starting to become worried for him.

>>618154
>Sorry, I should get back to work before my boss gets angry.

Stupid mortal obligations.

>>618154
>Sure, why not?

>>618154
>Sorry, I should get back to work

>writing

>>618163
>Captain Wiggles not having already escaped to save his first of many new friends.
Little faith

You take a quick look at your watch and see just how fast time flew while you were stuck down here where there's nothing to indicate the passage of time.
"Shit, it's that late already?"
You shake your head as you already see your boss beating you over the head for being a good for nothing brat.
"Sorry but I'll pass. I have this crazy boss who'll kill me if I don't show up to work."

He shrugs.
"It's okay. Perhaps later."

Before leaving however you ask a favor from Asher.
"Please take care of Wiggles while I'm gone.
He's been out of water for a while now and I worry he might get dehydrated.
Also, don't worry about him getting hungry I already fed him."
You then carefully hand your pet over to your friend.

After quickly ascending the improbably long ladder you made a run for Unagiya where according to your prediction your boss gave you a royal beatdown and ordered you to make a quick delivery.
You hopped on to the boss' bicycle and strapped on the package you had to deliver.

Luckily you have more than enough stamina to go at full speed the whole way and managed to complete your assignment under 10 minutes where it'd normally take 40 for an average human.
But even with this astounding performance the customer is not too pleased with your late delivery.
You politely thank his patronage and quietly tell him to fornicate with his mother in german before leaving.

The full moon illuminates the road as you push your bike slowly before you.
However on your way back something caught your attention.
Two reiatsus show up on your radar seemingly out of nowhere.

They are obviously shinigami and both are far greater than anything you've felt in Karakura Town.
You hurriedly activated your denreishiki but Jester doesn't pick it up.

"Of course..."
You growl as you begin to panic.

One deep breath later you begin focusing and expand your senses in hopes of figuring out where they are headed.
It seems that Kuchiki is on the run and they are tailing her.
In addition to that you feel other signals closing in on them.
"Of course it has to be Him... Shit!"

You abandon the bike in a bush and pray that it stays there while you quickly make your way to the converging spiritual pressures.

I think I missed the previous issue. Is their an Archive/pastebin somewhere?

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You took the stealthy approach once more on the last few meters before the shinigami and hid in the foliage while observing the events.
It seems that the two shinigami gave the girl a good chase.

A red haired shinigami with a headband slowly steps forward to the frightened Kuchiki.
His sword is raised up and pointing down, ready to strike.
"We're here... to capture you... and kill the guy who took your powers.
Don't even try to protect him.
You realized it didn't you? You didn't dodge my first two attacks... I let you dodge them.
The next will kill you."

He swings and the girl manages to barely jump above the blade.
But just as she lands the next attack is already incoming.
This time she receives a nasty cut to her arm, it's quite obvious that she doesn't stand a chance.
Kuchiki collapses onto the ground and holds her bleeding arm.

"Now then..."
The man raises his sword in preparation for his next attack but something stops him.

A brilliant, blue arrow flies at him and he has to block the projectile with his blade.
He takes a step back and begins looking for his attacker.

"Two armed men attacking a defenseless girl?
That's not a very pleasant thing to see.
I don't really like this sort of thing."
In that moment a boy with glasses and bandaged arms steps out of the shadows.
Your eyes go wide as you put two and two together.

"You can see us?
Who the hell are you?"

"Her classmate."
He raises his glasses.
"And someone who hates the shinigami."

Rukia looks up to him.
"Ishida? Why are you here?"

"Just a coincidence.
It's nothing for you to worry about."
He raises a shopping bag.
"But if you must know I suddenly had the urge to go to this 24-hours-a-day seamster shop chain and was simply walking around this neighbourhood in the middle of the night.
It's not like I came here because I got worried about the two insanely high spiritual pressures or anything..."

In that moment a blade cuts the bag in Uryūs hand.
"Bastard...
I was askin' you a question. Who the hell are you?"

"I already answered."

"I call bullshit on that."

"Ishida Uryū..."

>>618291
More swords for the sword god

>>618287

Here you go:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=German%20Hollow%20Quest

>>618300
FEAR FOR THE FEAR GOD!
LIMBS FOR THE LIMB THRONE

>>618320
ITS A GOOD PAIN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI2nXIjz1sk

"Huh?
What's with the sudden change in attitude?"

"Nothing...
I just thought even a shinigami must feel bad if they don't know the name of the one who'll defeat him."

The red haired mans sword begins to shake and he lets out a savage grin.
"That's it! Ye'r dead punk!"

What followed was quite a savage beatdown.
Ishida barely could follow the mans movement as he pummeled him to the point of collapsing.
You didn't intervene because as bad as it seemed you didn't actually feel any murderous intent from him.
Not even that one time he actually gave the young boy a cut.

The victor stands over the defeated quincy with a gleeful smile.
"See? I told you!"
He raises his sword.
"Okay then, guess I'll just finish the job."
He raises his sword and you touch the hilt of yours.
"Remember this. Abarai Renji. That's the name of the man who killed you.
Pleased to meet ya!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsxNuOGkxC4

In that moment a large blast forces the shinigami to retreat.
He looks up in surprise and begins shouting as debris flies all over the place.
"Who the hell are you?"

"Kurosaki Ichigo. The man who is going to beat the crap out of you.
Pleased to meet you."

"Shihakushō?
What squad are you with?
And what the fuck is up with that huge Zanpakutō?"

"Huh?
I always thought it's a bit big but up until now I couldn't compare it to others.
Guess yours pales a bit in comparison."

"Wait... You...
I get it, you are the one who stole Rukias powers!"

The two then clash for a brief moment.
Ichigo is clearly outclassed but his power is greater than his opponents.
They are pretty even until the shinigami ramps up the speed and cuts Ichigos shoulder.

"That idiot!"
You couldn't help but whisper.

"It's fitting.
How the filth who stole Rukias power and doomed her to execution will die like this.
After all a pathetic copy can't even put a scratch on the real deal!"
The red haired man gloats and leaves himself wide open which Ichigo exploits and manages to cut his chin.

"Sorry... I was so riveted by your speech I didn't notice that my sword moved on its own.
What was that about wounding you again?"

The red haired guy wipes the blood off and the other shinigami begins speaking.
"You left yourself wide open Renji...
That boy is Kurosaki Ichigo. According to the Onmitsu he wounded a Menos Grande yesterday."

Renji laughs.
"This punk?
Wow! I never would have thought the Onmitsukido would fall so far!
There's no way that shit is true! Even that huge sword of his is a total disgrace!
What's its name?"

"Huh? Name?"

"...
You didn't even ask it did you?"

"What? From Rukia?"

"I KNEW IT!
You trying to call yourself our equal?
Don't make me laugh!"
He puts his hand over his weapon.
"Now look and tremble!
Howl, Zabimaru!"

The shinigami released his sword.
Things are heating up.

>Step in
>Only interfere if Ichigos life is in danger
>Other? (write-in)

>>618337
>Step in

>Its been far too long since we have stolen Swords, Limbs or just spooked soul reapers.

>>618337
>Step in
"'scuse me, just delivering your daily dose of ass beatings"

>>618337
>>Only interfere if Ichigos life is in danger

>>618337
Step in and reveal our power level without actually killing anybody, and be a total sarcastic ass about it too. Like, make them feel bad about themselves, especially Strawberry and glasses. Total amateurs man.

>>618337
>step in.

My last reply seemingly got eaten

>>618365
Upon re-reading my post, I feel I should clarify that when I say "reveal our powerlevel" I mean just show we're way more powerful than them, without actually revealing how powerful we are, as well as who we are

>>618337
>Step in

But don't introduce ourselves, as it is plain to see, that is a scrub tactic.

>>618337
>Only interfere if Ichigos life is in danger

Jump right in when Byakuya attempts to cut Ichigo down in canon.

>>618337
>>Only interfere if Ichigos life is in danger

>>618337
>Step in

>>618337
>Step in

>>618337
>Only interfere if Ichigos life is in danger
then bitch about how we can never seem to finish a simple job without some crazy shit like this happening.

>>618306
Ah, thanks. I wasn't aware that suptg archived /qst/ as well.
I guess this is what I get for not paying attention for a bit.

Immediate action wins

>Writing

>>618397

>Only interfere if Ichigos life is in danger

The other guy is more powerful and aparently they don't care if they kill humans.

>>618407
>>618408

Two identical posts right to the same second save for the ID?

>>618498
That stuff happens mate.

>>618498
I just joined m8

"Look Zabimaru!
What's standing before us is your food!"
Renji jumps in the air preparing to strike down at Ichigo with increased speed.

With his increased speed the man would have easily cut Ichigos shoulder.
But just as the spikes of his weapon were about to dig into the boys flesh the sound of steel clashing again steel could be heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ekDgSJStmw

Sword drawn you dashed in as fast as you could without using Sonído.
Unfortunately your gigai greatly hinders your movement but it was still sufficient.
You've managed to hit the final segment of his blade and the whole thing bounced upward.

"WHAT?!"
After pulling back his extended blade retracts and becomes whole once more.
"Even more?
It doesn't matter how many I step on more bugs keep crawling out!"

You swing your blade over your shoulder and begin speaking.
"Man oh man! I wish only for a day of work when I don't have to deal with crazy shit.
But whatever, let's just get this over with."
You change your attitude from annoyed to cheerful.
"Excuse me but someone ordered a can of whoop ass and I think it was addressed to you, Sir!"

Ichigo, Rukia and even Ishida look at you.
"The exchange student?"

Now the red haired shinigami begins shouting.
"Just who the hell do you think you are brat?"

"Oh?
I'm sorry but I'm in no way obliged to give out my personal information.
After all, I'm just a delivery boy. If you have a problem with our company policies please talk with the manager about it."

"YOU..."
The man is seething with rage.

But before he could continue the other one steps in.
"Renji..."

"Captain?!"

"It seems your anger clouded your mind.
Didn't you notice? This boy deflected your attack without much effort."
Renjis eyes go wide as he realizes what his captain just said.

In the meantime Ichigo looks at you in bewilderment.
"What are you doing here? Wait! You can see spirits?
What's going on?"

You give him a passing glance as you walk to the shinigami.
"I'm afraid explanations will have to wait.
For now we have bigger fish to fry."

>Ask the captain if he intends on fighting.
>Do the beating yourself, Ichigo is not needed.
>Fight with the boy as your partner.
>Let Ichigo fight and focus on protecting him.
>Other? (write-in)

>>618537
>Do the beating yourself, Ichigo is not needed.

>>618537
>Do the beating yourself, Ichigo is not needed.

Our job is to protect the runt, meaning kill everybody else.

>>618537
>Do the beating yourself, Ichigo is not needed

Our goal is to protect him, including him in this fight would only gimp us as we'd have to keep him a safe and kick their asses.

>>618537
>Do the beating yourself
YOU SEE ICHIGO, VEN ZE GIEST GET UPPITY, VON MUST PUT ZHEM IN ZHEIR PLACE

>>618537
>Ask the captain if he intends on fighting
"I think we both have an arogant hothead who needs experience and a lesson in humility. I won't kill yours if you don't kill mine."

>>618568
Also, sing the Anthem of the Riech

>>618537
>>Ask the captain if he intends on fighting.

>>618537
>beat his ass in by ourself.

>>618537
>Ask the captain if he intends on fighting.

>>618537
>Do the beating yourself, Ichigo is not needed.

Time for a fresh slice of homecooked whopass.

>Writing

Also, start rolling 3d10s

First 3 considered.

Dc of 18, Crit 24

Rolled 10, 6, 2 = 18 (3d10)

>>618643

Rolled 15, 1, 20 = 36 (3d20)

>>618643
God have mercy

Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6 (3d10)

>>618643

>>618645
At least we hit the DC! Also, hey spooky! Finally caught up. Let's rock fuckers!

Rolled 7, 7, 7 = 21 (3d10)

>>618643

>>618643

>>618648
Salt!? What're ya doing!?

Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d10)

>>618671
SON OF A BITCH ITS FUCKING 3D10'S NOT 20'S.

>>618648 >>618643

fixing my roll

>>618676
kek

>>618648
wow

>>618676
Nope. Still fail.

Rolled 10, 8, 3 = 21 (3d10)

>>618676
GOD DAMN IT, I'M NOT EVEN DRINKING YET.

>>618676
Just put the dice down.

>>618681
>>618679
>>618678
>>618677
Nailed it.

>>618662
Lucky sevens

Not quite lucky enough

>>618690
third times the...

>>618643
man these DC's have been high lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYoAeBDIZF0

You step forward as you keep on talking.
"I'm sorry Ichigo but you'll have to take the back seat for this one.
I'd rather not have you tangled up in this."

"H-hey just hold on a-"

But you don't pay attention to him.
"Say Captain-san...
Since I don't know much about anything that's happening let me clear up a few things.
I don't care why you are here but you are attacking unarmed civilians and a child waving a knife around.
As much as I hate to say this but I agree with the quincy whose guts you just spilled, it disgusts me when armed thugs attack those not willing to fight back.
And if you are planning on fighting please wait until I'm done with your lieutenant before jumping in or you'll regret it!"

"Tch...
What are you saying pathetic human?
Your kind should be honored to gaze at a captain."
He jumps at you.
"After all his image will be the last thing you see!"

As he is twirling his bizarre weapon in the air you jump straight at him not wanting to wait for his attack.
His surprise is apparent and he tries his best to block your attack by bringing up the hilt of his sword and the wires that come out of it.
Sadly it was a bit too slow and he only managed to redirect your attack so it cut into his sides but missing every vital organ.

He falls to his knees when he lands and looks at you with fury in his eyes.
"Bastard...
Those movements... are not possible for a human..."
He tries his best and manages to stand up.

"Ohh? I'm impressed.
You've got quite a resolve for someone who is loosing that much blood!"
But your sassy comment is interrupted by a sudden movement that you barely managed to see.
"SHI-"

As the blade comes you jump up into the air, avoiding the critical strike but suffering a similar injury to Renjis.
The captains sword was aimed at your heart but your twirl in the air saved your hide at the cost of a kidney.
Your assailant looks at you with an unchanged expression.
"Even managed to see my movements?"

You cough up a bit of blood as you smirk.
Seeing that Ichigo takes a step forth but you extend your arm and signal him to stop.
"I told you to stay put!
It's fine, at least now it'll be fair for them!"

>>618779
>this video is not available in your country
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

>>618779
Also WOW canon just got pulled off the side of the road and shanked in the liver repeatedly.

>>618804
The fucker has more than earned it.

>>618804

Or in the kidneys, even.

Good thing Kaiser has two of them in his gigai, assuming that Aizen knows basic human anatomy.

>>618779
>>618804

I wonder how Aizen is gonna react considering he won't get his plot rock from rukias gigai now

So this makes me wonder. Is hierro is best against slashing attacks, and Byakuya's shikai are basically tiny ass no-mass sharp as fuck flower petals. How hard would hierro no-sell his shikai?

Also, Marr beat Arturo. Zaraki beat Marr. Zaraki is stronger than Arturo. Unless Arturo never managed to free himself of his restraints during their fight. Or Marr just gave up to Zaraki after beating the shit out of him.

>>618835
I mean...Zaraki when he's not holding back is FUCKING TERRIFYING, and he probably couldn't hold back at all against marr.

>>618843
That's a whole 'nother can of asspull KUBO pulled. As for right now, Zaraki wouldn't be at full strength by that logic. Since previously he was almost killed in canon and still didn't get so silly-stronk like he did at towards the end of Bleach. He needs that Unohana not mother-son bonding murder-moment.

>>618835
Zaraki is one of the strongest characters.

He killed the reality warper by being so strong that he couldn't comprehend something as obscene as Kenpachi Zaraki being alive, and so died when he tried to reach the same level of strength.

>>618894
>tfw that could entirely have been because said reality warper did think Zaraki was a monster, and that made him unbeatable

Remember that Zaraki and Ichigo ended their first fight in a "draw". And that was when Zaraki was self-admittedly "using all of his power".

>>618779
"i need some new swords anyway..."

"But that aside...
That was a dirty move Captain-san...
You have my respect. I couldn't have done the same, too much spine..."

He looks at you with an arrogant expression.
"We've come to take back the felon Kuchiki Rukia and to kill the man who stole her powers.
It's your fault for assuming we'd show any mercy to a bunch of criminals."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYyf7xH8w1Q

As your clothes slowly soak up your blood you can't help but smile and straighten your back.
With a smile and an expression that could kill someone with a weak heart you begin speaking.
"Well then, since I'm a criminal...
I suppose committing more atrocities won't do much harm to me now..."

You begin walking forward with your grip tightening around your sword.
The captain then raises his hands.
"Bakudō 61:Rikujōkōrō!"

Six rods of light surround you and slam into your body.
After looking down at them you struggling put one hand around the edge of one of them.
The captain expresses anything for the first time as you begin pressing hard on the rod and it shatters into countless pieces.

You continue your walk as your blood keeps pouring outward.
The pain gives you focus and the loss of blood simply excites you.

From behind you Renji charges you but as he gets too close you turn around and look at him.
Your bloodlust was enough to deceive his vision and he saw a demonic visage in place of your face for a moment.
That was enough to dissuade him from further interfering.

When you return to your target you see the captains pose becoming less and less relaxed.
Without warning you disappear from view and the visibly tense captain reaches for his sword.

But to his surprise when you arrive the sound which he hears is not metal clashing against metal but meat being torn apart and the edge of a blade crawling to a halt as it gets stuck in bone.
His eyes go wide when you grip his sword with your bare hand.

The shinigamis blade doesn't even budge as it lodged firmly into the bone of your fingers.
"My turn..."
You whisper and stab him.

>>618951
See aizen? This is when happens when you dont let the guy called FUCKING EL SAVAJE blow off some steam. Bitches get psyco'd.

>>618940
Sure, but his head was still all fucked up at that point. Even then, he was considered a monster.

He had tons of psychological blocks until he killed Unohana that stopped him from being as strong as he could have been. Whether or not Marr was enough to break those or not, we don't know, but it could be that Arturo just didn't manage to shuck off his bindings and that Zaraki is still gimped.

>>618964
I did mention that right before you replied. Still, how hardcore are those restraints Arturo had? He managed to not job to OMG 1000 years ago when he was still at full power, and a presumably weakened Marr still beat him to death.

So our mission is pretty much fucked isn't it?

>>618996
right in the down under.

>>618996
That's what happens when you send someone off with vague instructions and don't tell them what you actually want accomplished. Aizen's fault.

>>618996
Our mission was to protect the dumbass. We're just having fun while we're at it.

>>618996
Well, technically our mission only fails if we let out enough reaitsu for them to tell we are a hollow. If we don't, the Shinigami start to press the panic button at a human being so strong without realizes who it really was.

>>619006
This

Cue Rukia surrendering out of guilt over the foreign exchange student's and Ichigo/Renji's injuries.

>>618996
Nah, we're good. We tried to call Gin and he failed to pick up his phone, so anything we do from this point forward we can just blame on him.

I mean, within reason.

>>619034
See the smart thing to do right now would be to heal around the blade

>>618951
>inb4 we just flat disembowel byakuya
"God, I hate arrogance."

What if Aizen's gameplan is to send us here to have the shinigami painted in a bad light (by virtue of them coming to take Rukia and kill Ichigo and everyone in their way) whilst painting Aizen and his arrancar in a positive light (with Kaizar stepping in to stop the apparently evil shinigami) to recruit Ichigo and his exponential growth rate to his side?

Our power lets us regen even a gigai right? It's worked on non-spiritual bodies before.

>>619048
>then the guy that saved your ass stepped in and says
"Yeah, I mean Soul Society is shit. But Aizen is an arrogant motherfucker with no real plan at all and is convinced he's the best ever. That's a dangerous thing for people with anything approaching actual power."

>>619048
No.

Fuck No we are convincing strawberry to our side

Only then we can achieve Heaven

>>619057
Shhh, Aizen doesn't have to know. It's also possible that Gin sent us here himself for just such a purpose.

The captain disengages and jumps back, his hand firmly holding his side.
You can see his black clothes slowly gaining a red tint and grin.
"Good...
I wanted a new sword anyway!"

The unfaltering shinigami composes himself once more.
"I see...
You indeed are a sinner.
There's no way something like you is a normal human, as such I must exterminate you even if it means shamefully using my full power against you."

"Heh...
Nice try but your spells won't do much good and without your sword you-"

"Scatter, Senbonzakura."

In that moment the blade in your hand breaks apart into hundreds of tiny, pink blades.
Unfortunately since they are literally touching you there's no way to avoid them.
Your gigai gets shredded to bits and you collapse on the ground in a pool of your own blood.

Sustaining so much damage caused your vision to get blurry so the following events are more of a guess on your part than anything concrete.
After falling face first onto the pavement from having your tendons cut Ichigo attacked the two shinigami with righteous fury.
He did rather well, since Renji was already wounded but even still he got his shoulder torn open by Zabimaru and he collapsed onto his knees.

You thought he lost at that point but as Renji was panting from exhaustion and bloodloss so he didn't notice how Ichigo was breathing funny and standing up just as he was about to be beheaded by the red headed shinigami.
The tassels from Ichigos sword fly off with a huge burst of reiatsu and Ichigo continues his rather audible breathing and slashes Renji vertically.
The guy with the headband falls back with his torso quite badly damaged. At least he's still living.

Ichigo has a mile wide grin on his face as he gives his shoulder a little test.
"I'm not sure the hell is this but DAMN if it feels good!
My wounds don't hurt and right now I feel like I could take the both of you out!"

In a desperate last ditch effort Renji swings his sword from the ground.
"H-howl Zabimaru!"

Ichigos iris seemingly shrinks and he casually sidesteps the attack and when the blade retracts he grabs its blunt end with his bare hand and cuts it off with the other.
Zabimaru collapses onto the ground like a snake with its head cut off and Renji stares at it in disbelief and so do you.

The boys movements are not conscious, he simply acts according to his instincts.
With his reiatsu growing more and more twisted by the second you feel Ichigos bloodlust and fighting spirit growing.

*His behavior... He's acting like a hollow."
You think to yourself.

>>619060
He would be a great dude for Dante to bully. And seeing as how retard-strong Ichigo gets, would end up being the perfect sparring partner for our grandson.

>>619071
Ooooh right.

At least we know not to grab his blade ever again.

>>619071
We're down for the count apparently ? The fuck.

>>619083
Live and learn.

I wonder if Byakuya has considered throwing his sword and then releasing it, so that it acts like a shrapnel bomb.

>>619095
We are in a gigai, and gigai still feel pain. If we weren't stuck in a meat-suit and without our full-power at our disposal we would probably have continued to gut Byakuya.

>>619095
He cut: EVERY SINGLE TENDON in our gigai's body, acting would out our nature, AND we're in quite a lot of pain.

>>619095
We can probably leave the Gigai.
If we chose to violate the mission.

It's a pretty unlikely choice methinks.

>>619114
>Leave Gigai
>Suddenly apocalypse alarms everywhere
You know, subtle.

>>619112
>>619114
Honestly, Our mission is to save the dumbass. We can't do that laying down.

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>>619071
Pic related is Ichigo

>>619114
Fuck the mission. They can contact us but don't monitor every bit of what we do. We need to screw Aizen's plans anyway.

Trying to follow mission in second to last thread is what made Spookz flip his shit

>>619124
Or we could heal the gigai with goop,

>>619136
>Suddenly human starts just healing in front of them.
You know, subtle.

>yfw Ginjo shows up to get his wallet back from Kaizar RIGHT NOW and ends up getting stabbed half to death by Byakuya

>>619144
They already realize that this "exchange student" isn't normal.

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Ichigo gives his hand one last squeeze before continuing.
"That's enough of that!
Once I'm done with you I'll move onto the other asshole!"
He jumps into the air and he actually goes in for the kill but just before he could strike the good captain steps in and snaps his sword in two with his bare hands.

Ichigo stares at him in disbelief, failing to process the information that he's receiving.
In the following moment the captain uses the shinigami technique shunpo to quickly deliver two strikes to Ichigos chest and the boy collapses onto the ground.

As the boy keeps bleeding out Rukia begins to plead to the captain, who's apparently her brother, to spare the humans.
The captain concludes that the both of you are going to die anyway so he accepts Rukias surrender and after having her heal Renji and him they open a portal back to Soul Society.

As you are lying there you hear the groans of Ishida and Kurosaki,
You try your best to spit out the mixture of rainwater and blood from your mouth but fail miserably.

Luckily for you the main dickhead responsible for your current situation finally reveals himself.
Hat-and-clogs stands over Ichigo with an umbrella and begins shouting for Tessai.
"We got all three!"

"Right chief!"
The burly man comes out of hiding with a medkit in his hand.

They stabilize Ichigo and then turn their attention to you.
Urahara gently rolls you over to your back and begins his speech.
"My, oh my.
You're a mess! I apologize for this...
I wasn't counting on you involving yourself with them."
He reaches into his little kit and pulls out a syringe.
"There... this should at least relieve some of your pain...
I have no idea how someone with your injuries is capable of staying conscious."

>Accept the sedation
>Refuse it
>Other? (write-in)

>>619147
Wouldn't that just be the best?
>>619148
No sense in letting them know how not normal

>>619152
>Refuse it

He might do some weird test to our body if we pass out.

>>619152
>Refuse it
>"Forgive me for not trusting strange men with intimidating needles."

>>619152
>Refuse it
>This is nothing like the winter of 43

>>619152
"My teachers always said I was a little dull."
>Refuse

>>619152
>>Refuse it

We're pretty used to having all of our tendons cut, actually. Thanks, Nnoitora.

>>619152
>Refuse it

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Give it to Ichigo or Ishida instead.

>>619152
>Refuse it

>>619152
>Refuse it
>"I've had worse."
Don't say this.

>>619152
>Refuse it

>>619152
Seconding >>619165

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>>619152
>>619169
FUCKING DO IT FAGGOT

>>619152
>Refuse it
"I'll walk it off."

>>619197
That is probably the single worst thing you can attempt with severed tendons.

>>619197
Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see kaizar actually saying this, and then proceeding to try and do it through pure stubbornness.

>>619200
And thus exactly the best thing we could possibly say.

>>619152
>Refuse it
With some lines the others mentioned

>>619197
>>619200
>"He severed my tendons. He severed ALL of my tendons."
>"I don't think he's much of a people person."

>>619200
Wrong, it would be worse to try and run

>>619206
I think the best would be "Give me a hand." then hold up the mangled remains of ours.

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>>619228
We're gonna come out of this looking like Shishio

>>619218
What about jumping or climbing?

>Writing

>>619246
Oh god, the pain man,,, i cannot even imagine its full scope

...Did anybody else realize we just left the einherjar infected axolotl in a hotsprings filled with magical healing water?

By the time we get he's gonna be a better regenerator than fucking deadpool!

>>619321
Aizen is like "SAY MY NAME!"

And Wiggles just says "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAK"

Because that's the Axolotl noise

>>619321
>"What do you mean that little water-lizard isn't dead? I completely obliterated it!"
>"There was a single cell left."

"No thanks.
I'll walk it off."

"Oh come on! Don't be like that!
You'll feel better I promise!"

"I'll walk it off."

"You have no intact tendons..."

"I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES YOU ASS!"

"Ohhhhh...
Okay then."

"Go ahead and give it to Ishida or Kurosaki, they probably need it more than I do..."

"Kurosaki has been stabilized and my assistant is already healing Ishida.
His wounds are fairly insignificant so we are pretty much okay.
But if you don't want my help then it can't be helped.
In any case you should prepare yourself, the transportation will be long and painful."

"I'll deal with it."

"And fixing you will be even worse."

"I'd rather have my master take care of that, thank you very much!"

He wasn't lying.
Your body is a mess and you felt every bump along the way.
Kurosaki is in a much better shape as he is currently unconscious. What worries you is his reiatsu as he doesn't have any.
This coming from the guy who is always at full throttle is quite unsettling.
But at least the Ishida boy is good. After getting some basic treatment he stood up and went home on his own.

You asked Urahara if you could borrow his phone for a minute.
He gave you a strange glance but ultimately agreed.

As you punch in the numbers you brace yourself for the incoming verbal beating.
Someone picks up on the other end and speaks with a feminine voice.
"H-hello?"
Ikumi answers the phone. It's obvious that she just woke up.

"Boss... sorry for calling so late."

"Siegfried?"

"I'm just calling to tell you about the job.
It's finished but I'm afraid I lost your bike. I'll pay for it, I promise."

"What's wrong? Siegfried?
Answer me!"

"I won't be coming back tonight, I got severely injured.
But I'm not in a critical condition, so don't worry about me."

"Listen to me you brat, if you hang up I swear to Go-"

You then hand Urahara his phone back.
Let him deal with that.

>>619341
>"No thanks.
I'll walk it off."
>"Oh come on! Don't be like that!
You'll feel better I promise!"
>"I'll walk it off."
>"You have no intact tendons..."
>"I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES YOU ASS!"

Beautiful.

>>619341
Oh god, Ashers gonna tell his wife, whoses gonna tell Sharktits and shes gonna come beat us up.

>>619341
>You then hand Urahara his phone back.
>Let him deal with that.

That poor man.

>>619341
Outstanding.

Though I'm pretty sure everyone who spends more than 15 minutes in the same room as Yata would have a fear of needles.

>>619341
excellent

>>619364
THAT will be fun to explain to the scooby gang
>"INCONSIDERATE ASS!"
>"H-harribel wait a second ple-"
>"ALL YOUR FUCKING TENDONS! ALL OF THEM!"
>"There's a perfectly reasona- *OOF*"
>"YOU LITTLE FUCKER I WAS WORRIED SICK!"
>Ichigo:"uuh...why is that girl beating krieger's shit in?"
>Urahara:"Well you see ichigo when a man and a woman love each other very much they get certain urges

>>619364

So this is how our mission ends.

Not with a whimper, but with a fucking supernova of an angry hollow wife coming over to kick Kaiser's ass.

>>619394
To be fair, did any of us expect anything less?

>>619388
>yfw Ichigo is staring at Harribel's tits

Just kidding, Ichigo is 16 and I swear his balls haven't dropped yet. What a failure.

>>619423
>Teenage Harribel Gigai
"Who are you?"
"I'm his wife"
>Angry Tatsuki noises
>Kaisar and Tia both just looking at her a bit embarrassed.

>>619468
Please, Tatsuki has her eyes set on a better target. Wiggles

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You can practically hear all the things Ikumi says to Urahara and the man is sweating bullets.
Tessai looks at you and it looks like he just aged a few years.

"W-who is that on the phone?"

"My boss...
And I think it's only fair you assholes get to enjoy her cheerful company for letting those two bastards tear us to shreds!"

After Urahara received the mother of all curses in the form of a fifty word bouquet of profanity he looks like he needs a strong drink and shuts the phone off, tears out the battery and tosses it away.
You look at him with curious eyes.
"Wait... she let you off with only this much?"

"No... I'm a weak man...
I couldn't take it anymore..."

The journey was largely uneventful if you don't count the blood loss induced hallucinations.
After arriving Urahara quickly ordered the two children to prepare two bedrolls for you and Ichigo.
Apparently Asher already left so you'll just have to lay dormant for the night in so many bandages that'd make a mummy blush.

For most of the time you struggled with sleep as every breath brought fresh new agony with it but after a while you simply got used to it.
The worst part about the whole thing is that you couldn't heal yourself with hat-and-clogs around.

But as much as you enjoyed your nap you had to keep one eye open at all times for when Urahara wanted to stick pointy things into you.
He commended your resolve and tenacity but that didn't stop him from trying.

By the end of it all you started hoping for Ichigos recovery as that'd at least divert his attention from you.
And your prayers were answered when you heard Ichigos loud screaming coming from the next room.
It seems that Tessai was constantly monitoring and stabilizing him, which he had to do from a rather short distance away, which means that Ichigo basically slept in the arms in a large and hairy man.

"Oh instantaneous reaction!
Very good!
Owner! Owner! Kurosaki-dono has finally awakened!"

Hat-and-clogs walks in with his cane and smiles.
"Come now Kurosaki-san.
If you move around too much your wounds will open and you might die!"

"Hat-and-clogs?"
He asks. The fact that he came up with the same name for him amuses you.
"I see. So you are the one who saved me."

"Oh? Not the response I was expecting.
You sound like someone who didn't want to be saved."

There's a pause.
"Oh yeah. Ishida and the exchange student were lying there too.
What happened to them?"

"Ishida-kun went home. His wounds were the most insignificant.
I offered him to stay here but he refused, saying I should focus on you and Krieger-kun. He was quite worried about you."

"Worried about us?
No way..."

"Yes way.
He said and I quote: Only you can save Kuchiki-san."

"Only me huh?
That's funny.
Rukia has gone back to Soul Society! How am I supposed to save her?!
What can I even do?! How am I supposed to go after her?!
I can't."

"By you he didn't mean only you..."

"Wha-"

"Krieger-kun is lying in the room next to this one.
His wounds are perhaps even worse than yours.
While his are not life threatening they inhibit him much more and he is in a constant state of pain.
But he'll be able to recover soon.
And once he does you can go to Soul Society!"

"Really?
There's a way?"
But Ichigos enthusiasm quickly vanishes.
"Who am I kidding... I lost my powers."

From sound alone you assume that Urahara just showed the boy to the ground.
He then walked up to the sliding door separating you two and opens it, revealing you.
"Oh good, you're awake."

"'Sup?"

"Not only can I send you there but I can recover your lost powers and more. But...
You'd only get yourself killed there. I let you go after them because I knew you wouldn't listen.
And now that you've seen the gap between you I hope you realize what we must do.
The only way you'll be able to save your friend is if you transcend what you were up until now.
And your best bet for that is Krieger-kun right here.
He possesses more experience and power than you do."
He then takes a step back and stands so he shows one side to each of you.
"Krieger-kun can help you get strong enough to go into Soul Society.
The question is: Will you help us?
You have nothing to gain from this. You can leave and nobody would blame you for it.
But I must ask you to help us, even if you won't go to Soul Society at least consider helping Ichigo here."

What do you say?
Train Ichigo?
>Yes
>No
Go to Soul Society?
>Yes
>No

Other?
>write-in

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes

>>619597
>yes
>yes
>"but i will need your hat"

>>619597
yes and yes

>>619597
Double yes, all aboard

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes
>Give me your hat, I need new clothing.

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes

Duh

Man oh man this should be fun. I can't wait until everybody flips their shit when we reveal our powerlevel during the execution scene.

>>619597
"if you give me your hat. i will do both"

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes

All the better to keep an eye on him.

>>619627
be pretty badass when we reveal our true name and titles to the captains

>>619597
>"Yes, and Yes. However I will need your shoes, your clothes, and your hat, and some wiernershnitzel.

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes
>Give me your hat (or an SS cap but I don't think he'd have one around)

Ask him to go get Captain Wiggles, heal enough to move while we're alone, when Wiggles goes to check on us act like his love healed us

>>619597
>Yes
>Yes

>>619642
and ichigos face would probably be priceless

>>619627
>>619642
Hopefully by then we'll have stolen more swords

>>619642
>tfw Tetsuzaimon starts sweating bullets the moment he hears our voice

>tfw Ikaku sees the way we fight

>tfw Komamura goes full muh-justice and unleashes his bankai so we just stand on the back of its neck where it can't reach and laugh at him

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>>619667

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>>619667
YES

>urahara gives hat
>we jump up and heal
>"dont underestimate the hat"

>>619681
There's also the vizard guy, who's probably going to blow his cover and go berserk as soon as he hears us.

And the lone twin who will have a PTSD episode.

Really, just a lot of shit is gonna go down.

>>619681
Nah, we'd give this whole speech about how his men were SOLDIERS, not pansy civilians. Killing a soldier for killing soldiers that were trying to kill him isn't justice. Its vengeance.

>>619706
well we did earn our name fear eater for a reason

>>619597
>"Yes, and Yes. However I will need your shoes, your clothes, and your hat, and some wiernershnitzel.
>Heal the second you get his clothes
>magic clothes

>>619650
>tfw he asks us if we are the Terminator now
>Austrians triggered

>Writing

Just a reminder, we can't really pull off our plan to have Aizen not be taken back to HeucoMexico when we're basically on mission looking after Ichigo.

>>619718
Wiener Schnitzel is an Austrian dish you fuck.

>>619747
We can if we forcefully shut the garganta he uses to escape.

>>619750
What was the Anschluss

Since you can't really move this won't have the impact you'd want it to but you'll do it anyway.
You slam down your sword and use it to help yourself sit up. The process is incredibly painful but it won't stop you.
Once you are stable you begin to speak.

"Yes and yes. But...
I'll need your sandals, your clothes and your hat.
Also you might want to toss me into that healing pool of yours.
Oh and I want Captain Wiggles too, so you'll need to call Asher."

Urahara sighs.
"I can provide one of these."
He then whips out an exact replica of his hat and tosses it to you.
"And I already called him here.
But it's odd that you are such a fan of the Terminator."

"The what?"

Both him and Ichigo give you a weirded out look.
*sigh*
"Kids these days."

>>619774
A political maneuver that took advantage of a perceived "German culture" that made Austria and its people more similar to Germany. Doesn't make Wiener schnitzel less Austrian.

It's named after their capital city for fuck's sake.

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Ishida Uryū is currently sitting at home in the dining area of the family mansion.
His arms are both bandaged up from his unfortunate accident with a Menos Grande and a fake shinigami.
After he got horribly outclassed by two actual shinigami from Soul Society he finds himself in quite a pickle.

The young boy keeps tapping the rather large table while he keeps staring at the two items before him.
On the table is a mysterious box given to him by his late grandfather and next to it is his mobile phone.
He knows the content of the box but he hasn't made the decision yet.

Having enough of idly sitting around he picks up his phone and begins dialing.
After quite a few rings he hears someones voice.
"Hawkwing smithy.
You want something shot? We can provide."

Uryū clears his throat and begins speaking in german with a thick accent.
"Good afternoon.
My name is Uryū Ishida and I'd like to talk with the manager."

After a short while and some mumbling in the background Ishida hears as the employee passes the phone.
"Hello?"

"Mr Adlersflügel? My name is-"

"I know who you are boy..."
The man spoke in Japanese.
"You have five seconds to explain what in hells name Ryūken wants before I hang up!"

"Actually sir, I'm not calling you for my father but for my own reasons.
In fact I'm fairly sure he'd be greatly displeased if he knew this conversation is taking place."

"Go on..."

"I know the relationship between our families has been quite... volatile.
But I also know it was not always the case as my grandfather said great things about you!"

"I don't appreciate ass kissing boy, so spit out what you want."

"I need a teacher!"

"..."

"I know it's sudden and that the traveling would be-"

"I'll do it."

"Excuse me? I haven't even-"

"If it's to spite Ryūken then I'll kiss a shinigamis asscheeks.
I'll be over there in about two days, I expect you to be at the airport when I call you."

"I'm eternally grateful Sir!"

"Yeah, yeah save it for when we are done boy."
With that he hangs up and Ishidas heart begins to race.

>>619627
I wonder what ichigos reaction'll be when the menos light-retreat shines on us.

And that's the end of the session for today.

Archive's up and I'll do the pastes tomorrow

>>619822
Oh what tangled webs we weave

>>619799
My nigguh.

>>619822
>Adlersflugel back in the game

The circle is complete!

>>619822

thats the same family we fucked over right with his wife losing her powers?

>>619822
Ahahaha YISS.

>>619836
Thanks for running, spooks

>>619836
We need Kaizar to warch some movies.

Also, oh shit. Does this mean Uryuu will learn Vollstandig?

But Letzt Stil is bigger boost, and he needed that to survive the Bankai.

Then again, he completely overpowered the Bankai that way so... Fuck

>>619836
Is this gonna be the same deal as last time where you'll continue running this tomorrow, or is this it till next week?

How long is this next arc gonna be?

Cause while this is alright I guess, I'm not really a fan of playing pretend teenager instead of community leader grandpa/schemer. That and I miss interacting with all the hollows we spent all that time with.

>>619989
Only word of god stops us from violating the pretenses of the SS arc through allever alternative means we have available.

Such as secretly inviting some friends to invade along with us as some sort of distraction unbeknownst to the traitor trio...

>>619925
Definitely not tomorrow.

Maybe Monday but that's like a 30% chance.
I'd have to write a whole opening and post ending script.
I don't know, depends on my mood.
I'll update the twitter with it.

>>619871
Yes, the son of the woman that got fucked hard

>>619919
Supposedly Letzt Stil is a relic that nobody uses anymore.
Vollstandig is superior as it's not a one time use thing and it doesn't take away your powers.

There was no real advantage to Letzt Still other than "Soken preferred it"

>>620007
>There was no real advantage to Letzt Still other than "Soken preferred it"
Its also proven that Yhwach can take away Vollstandig even if you dodge the instant death bit. You might still be able to use Letzt Still. Also probably easier to learn, which is a plus.

>>620007
Good to know, thanks for running Spooky

>>619989
It'll be faster than canon as I want to cut out the unnecesary bullshit in it.
The usual back and forth of "Storming tha SS" and "Retreating to Lvl up" will be taken out.
But even with the arc being more straightforward I have stuff planned for it.

I can't tell how many threads it'll be though

>>620016
Easier to learn?
Bro, the Sanrei glove literally has a german name meaning "suffering grip"

Training with the glove is a torture that lasts 7 days and 7 nights.
And your reward for it? A singular power boost that's not actually bad but not impressive either.

In turn you can NEVER remove the glove or if you do it removes ALL of your powers.

While they never said how Vollstandig is achieved all quincy stated that it's superior in every way to the former

>>620031
>Training with the glove is a torture that lasts 7 days and 7 nights.
Right. That's pretty fast for a Bankai tier power up. Given that Uryuu never displays bankai, you can make the argument that it has more rigorous training requirements. Eh whatever, this is your quest, so your vision obviously rules.

>>620056
All I'm arguing is that while Letz Still is indeed beastly the base power one gets from the glove is equal to a third seat shinigami at best.

And the Letz Still could make you superior to a captain but that doesn't matter if it's only temporary with a huge drawback.

Letz Still will still be present but I'll put more focus on the Vollstandig as it makes more sense

>>620078
To be Fair, Mugetsu was kinda like Letzt Still. I do have a thought.

Yhwach can take away Volstandig. And it is confirmed that what kills you in that case if he uses the Auswahlen is the still silver that forms in a Quincy Heart.

Now here is interesting bit. If you lose your powers through Letzt Still you can regain them by being shot at specific place near heart, forming an odd scar upon where you were shot.

And Uryu regained his powers that way. And Yhwach could do Auswahlen on him.

My theory is that losing one's powers through Letzt Still and gaining them back is what gives immunity to Auswahlen.

So if Uryuu never uses Letzt, he never gains that immunity...

Although arguably Spooks you might surprise us by Uryuu doing something else, combining benefits of both. Training with Sanrei Glove but not 7 days and nights, taking it off during training too. That way Quincy's ability to gather spirit particles is not too messed up as he takes it off and they get ability to more precisely control the Reishi no matter the influence.

Just a thought

>>620450
I think a few people used Orihime's reality hack to bring back Uryuu's glove and power

>>620450
So Spirit Particle Equivalent of putting one into super hot environment at night, super cold at day

>>620471
...no? Orihime never did such thing. Neither in canon nor in this quest. What are you talking about

>>620450
Auswahlen targeted half blood Quincies... But yes, that would include Uryuu as his mom was a half blood.

However, his mom also had some odd Scar on her Left Calf. It could have been caused by a Hollow attack, so she could maybe have been a Fullbringer, her human parts balancing it out so the Quincy parts don't freak out. This way Uryuu as second gen Fullbringer would have his stuff tainted by hollow power and that might be why Yhwach couldn't take his powers...

But then it doesn't make sense because his mom would survive too.

So the Letzt Still idea makes more sense. Especially since it could be that if the scar is over the place where the still silver is formed, then it is what is blocking the Auswahlen.

But I like idea of Uryuu secretly being a Fullbringer too

>>620078
I think the thing about Letzt Stil is that the boost it gives is dependent on amount of spirit particles around. The reason Uryuu was so beast with it in SS is that because, unlike on Earth, EVERYTHING is made of Spirit Particles. Even buildings, which he started absorbing

>>620546
TLS has an interesting take on that.

>>619682
MY GOD THIS IS MAJESTIC.

>>620577
Who?

>>620610
The Last Sternritter. Its a quest on Anonkun, where you play, shockingly enough, the last surviving sternritter of the war 200 years before the start of canon.

>>620631
Also the last member of the quincy noble house of pendragon, heir of the TRUE quincy king Arthur.

>>620637
I think we have a second cousin or two floating around actually. But the last important member. Also, Shunshui killed our mentor and parents, and we keep getting depressing flashbacks.

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Upon receiving your payment in the form of a hat Tessai picked your motionless body up and began carrying you in his hand.
It was rather embarrassing in the arms of the hairy man but there was no other way.
In the meantime Urahara looks at you with condescending eyes.

"My apologies Krieger-san but given your condition we don't have many options."
He then looks at Kurosaki.
"And Kurosaki-kun if you want your powers back then I suggest you follow us."

"Eh? Where exactly?
I mean this is a candy shop, right?
Besides I'll have to go home otherwise my family will get worried."

"No, they won't."
Urahara answers him.
"I've already called them and gave you an alibi.
And thanks to the summer break we have nothing else to worry about."
He walks to the back room and lifts the lid to the tunnel that leads down.
"I'd say that in about ten days of constant training you'll be ready."

"W-wait! Ten days?!
That's way too long! What if Rukia will get executed in that time?"

"No need to worry about that.
It's a custom in Soul Society to give the accused a month of grace period during which they are locked in while the Onmitsukido collects the necessary evidence for the trial.
Ten days is more than enou-"

In that moment the two children you've seen around the place bust in through the front door.
Cold sweat drips from their forehead and their eyes waver as they mumble in fear.
"C-chief!
We're under attack!"

Urahara looks genuinely confused at this.
"By whom?"

In that moment the front door flies off its hinges, toppling Urahara over.
Through the wreckage of the entrance a busty woman steps in wearing a brown cap with goggles on it.
Your boss then begins her rage filled shouting and cracks her knuckles.
"Okay dick shitters! Where's the bastard who hurt my boy?"

Kisuke tries to dislodge the sliding door from his face in surprise.
"E-excuse me but-"

"Ah there! You look like someone who desperately needs my COMBAT BOOT UP HIS ASS!"

>>628605
kek.

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As Ikumi is busy feeding Urahara a nice knuckle sandwich and the children are paralyzed with fear you really begin commending your bosses determination.
For example the bike which she is currently using to beat Kisuke senseless is the same one you abandoned at the other end of Karakura town and even you forgot where you put it.

Tessai and Ichigo slowly turn to look at you with janky motions.
"I-is she your boss?"

You shrug.
"Yeah...
We should get going as this will go on for a while."

"Right..."
Tessai speaks.
"Jinta, Ururu come and help me with Kurosaki-san while the boss is... busy."

After descending the ladder and showing Ichigo the hidden underground training area Tessai dumps you into the healing spring.
It was a bit awkward how he had to help you with undressing but you'd rather not soak your clothes if you could help it.
For the most part it was enjoyable as you laid back and floated at the surface of the hot spring.

Off in the distance you felt Kurosaki as he was attempting to regain his reiryoku by fighting one of the children.
With him in the center of attention you could finally activate your healing powers to fix your gigai in a matter of moments.
After you finished enjoying a nice bath you stepped out of the pool and saw Ichigo with a pair of training gloves and a headband, his spirit power seemingly returned.

"Hmmm, good.
That was stage 1."
Said Tessai as he commended Ichigos progress.
"The stress of fighting Ururur accelerated your reiryoku production.
Now if you'll follow me I'll take you to stage 2 of your training."
But just as he stepped away from him a massive hole appeared underneath Ichigo and he fell down.
"Shattered Shaft.
This shall be stage two.
You'll have 72 hours to get out of there Kurosaki-san.
If you don't make it out you'll go hollow and we must kill you."
He then sits down at the edge of the pit and puts his hands together.
"Bakudō #99: Kin!"
In that moment black straps of cloth descend the hole and wrap themselves around Ichigos arm.

You give Tessai a puzzled look.
"I don't see the point of all this..."

"This will serve to unlock Kurosaki-sans latent shinigami powers.
It's dangerous but it works."

"I see."

What do you do until Ichigo gets out?
>Go up to check on Urahara and Ikumi
>Assist Ichigo somehow.
>Wait for the fullbringers to come back
>Other? (write-in)

>>628608
>Go up to check on Urahara and Ikumi

>>628608
>Go up to check on Urahara and Ikumi

>>628608
>Go check on Urahara and Ikumi

>>628608
>>Go up to check on Urahara and Ikumi
Hey spook.

>Writing

You decided to take a peek into the hole Ichigo was in after buttoning up your shirt and as you saw the guy viciously trying to run up a vertical wall you decided that this thing would get boring quite fast.
So after blowing raspberries at the strawberry you went upstairs to see if Urahara still has an intact nutsack or not.

After a rather lengthy climb you noticed your boss sitting at the very small table you sat at mere days ago.
She's sipping tea while Urahara is busy filling a bag full of ice for his black eye.

''Yo Siegfried!"
She looks up to you.
"Boy this is a bit awkward isn't it?
I come in here trying to beat the guy who injured you senseless while he was the guy who brought you in and patched you up!
Sorry again for the indecency Urahara-san!"

"No no, it was an honest mistake."
He says wincing.
In the meantime you glare daggers at him and move your hands in a motion as if you are about to draw a sword.
He begins to fumble around with his bag of ice in fear.
"You got it wrong! I only explained things to Miss Ikumi to clear things up!"

Good. He got what you meant.
If he did anything weird to her you'd have had a few things to say about that.

Ikumi merely blinks at that and then looks up to you.
"So what happened?"

"Oh nothing.
I just got into an accident and-"
In that moment your boss throws her empty cup at you and it almost knocks you out.
"OW! What the Hell?!"

She stands up and walks over to you.
"You make me worry like that once more and I'll kill you."
She says as she ruffles your hair.

You look up at her and see her eyes swelling with tears.
She never reaches the point where she'd cry of course but still you didn't think she'd exhibit any emotion toward you other than anger.
''Sorry about that boss. I assure you that I'll never do this again.''

''Good.
Now then, let's get out of here. We have a lot of work ahead of us!''

But you stop her in her tracks.
''Boss...
I promised Urahara-san that I'll pay off my debt to him.
If it's okay I'll stay here for a while."

She looks at Kisuke for a moment and then sighs.
"Fine...
But get back by dinner, got it?"

"Yes Ma'am!"

"Good."

>>628638
We've been adopted. This is adorable.

>>628650
This pretty much confirms that Kaizar is going through a midlife crisis.

>>628652
But...We're a hollow. Do we even have midlife crises?

>>628657
Its just a Unlife crisis

After the boss leaves Kisuke looks at you.
"Just how did you meet this woman?"

"She sat down next to me at a streetside restaurant and called me an idiot."

"Why am I not surprised?"

While Uraharas injuries heal you help him fix the damage your boss just did.
And in that time the other students from Karakura High start showing up, first Chad and then the girls.
They help out with the repairs and then you all go downstairs to the training area.

As you are strutting along one of the kids calls out the name of Ichigo and then the highschoolers all get jumpy.
"Ichigo? Here?"
Asks Tatsuki.

You point to the rather large hole in the ground and they all flock around it
They stare in shock at their friend and in turn he stares back at them.
"HEY! WHAT ARE MY FRIENDS DOING HERE?"

"They are here for the same reason you are, idiot."
You reply.
"We are going to train them for Soul Society."

"For what?"
Orihime asks.

"That's right, you guys don't know about it.
Basically Kuchiki was a shinigami all along and now she went back home to the spirit world where she is facing execution for giving Ichigo shinigami powers."

"Wait WHAT?!
And when were you going to tell us all that?!"
Tatsuki screams.

In turn you point at yourself and the hole.
"Me or him?"

"BOTH!"

"Well Ichigo was never going to tell you because he's an idiot and it simply slipped my mind but I would have told you eventually."

"HEY! SHUT UP YOU PRETTY BOY OR I'LL SHUT YOU UP!"
Ichigo shouts at you from his hole.

"You are free to try but you'll have to crawl out first."

But amidst all that Chad is the one who asks the one important question.
"Why is Ichigo at the bottom of a dried up well?"

To this Tessai gives the answer.
"While he is bound down there his Chain of Fate slowly erodes over the course of 3 days.
This stress in conjunction with the desperation of trying to climb out of the pit will allow him to make a connection with the inner world of his soul. In there he can find and awaken his dormant shinigami powers."

You look at him in disbelief.
"And this works?"

"How dare you?!
The Shattered Shaft is a method devized by the owner himself!
And yes it does work you runt!"

"There are way too many uncertainties in there.
Put him in a life threatening situation and hope for the best?
And what's with the name anyway? It sounds like some really deranged porn if I ever heard one."

"Well Mister, if you have a better idea than I'd like to hear it."

You begin stroking your chin.
"Hmmmm..."

>Nothing, carry on.
>Other? (write-in)

>>628657
We're a 100 year old nazi who is pretending to be a teenager, got adopted, got a pet and named it Captain Wiggles, and are hanging out with a bunch of teens.
If this isn't a midlife crisis I don't know what is.

>>628661
>>Nothing, carry on.

>>628661
>Nothing, carry on.
Honestly, I got nothin'. Sorry Spooky.

>>628661
>Carry on.

Ain't got shit for this without blowing our cover.

>>628662
Its called being Hip and Hopin. Not a crisis.

>>628661
I mean, we could probably use our goop to restore his souls stuff, but I don't think that would work on shinigami stuff.

>>628667
Wouldn't that turn him into a thing without accepting his other half? Or kill him since...his got quincy blood?

No ideas? That's okay.
It's training time then!

>Writing

>>628672
Yo spooky. We gonna be able to actually go to SS in the body?

>>628673
yes

>>628674
Thanks mate. I was worried we'd need to rip it off before going through or some other stunt. Can't wait to see how this goes.

>>628672
We should probably check in on the Ishida. As far as we know IC, he has nobody to teach him.

>>628678
Didn't he call that guy?

"Nope but that doesn't make the method less idiotic."
You smash your fist into your open palm to get the attention of the children.
"Okay dirtbags! Asher is old and he needs a lot of rest because of that.
In his absence I'll be the one who gives you a nice little warm up!"

They look at you clearly puzzled.
"Isn't Asher the expert on fullbrings?
Thanks but I'd rather wait for him."
Tatsuki makes a remark.

You simply ignore that and go to Tessai.
"Hey, where did you put my hat?"

"It's in my back pocket."

You quickly snatch it out of there and put it on for maximum swagger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfwteoZCvoY

In a flash you quickly draw and resheathe your sword.
Everyone including Tessai who is quite preoccupied with restraining Ichigo looks at you.
The moment your sword enters its scabbard completely with a satisfying clank a protruding rock several meters away from you is suddenly cut neatly in half diagonally and its top half slowly slides onto the ground.

"Asher was going to train you for self defense.
And since I just know you lot won't simply wait this whole business with Rukia out we'll change things around!
From this moment onward you'll be trained to kill!
The Gods and Demons you fear and worship no longer matter! I'll be your god and I'll be your devil!
By the time I'm done you'll be begging for Asher to take you off my hands!"
You draw your sword and begin circling it before you.
"I'll increase your power and teach you how to fight properly. All Asher will have to do is help you master your fullbrings.
Now then... come at me or I'll go over there myself!"

>Try to improve their teamwork.
>Focus on increasing their power output
>Their attitude is the problem, make them want to fight
>Other? (write-in)

Also start rolling 3d10s.

Highest of the first 3 considered.
It goes like this: 1st roll: Chad; 2nd roll:Tatsuki; 3rd roll: Orihime

>>628680
Yeah, but WE don't know that. It makes sense to figure out whether he's coming and if he'll be capable when he does so.

Rolled 5, 5, 8 = 18 (3d10)

>>628681
>>Their attitude is the problem, make them want to fight

>>628682
By that same logic you have no reason to assume he is coming.

His last words were: "Only they can save Kuchiki"

Rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7 (3d10)

>>628681
dont eally have an opinion, so just rolling

>>628681
>>Try to improve their teamwork.