Over the past few months, you've been training your ninjutsu and hand seals with your sensei, Hōōmaru Tachibana, and your father, Aomon Nijiiroh. Besides that, you also increased your speed and shunshin proficiency greatly.

Last night, you also got information on every other genin projected to make it into the Second Exam, courtesy of your sister.

You've made a mental note about which teams to avoid and which are safe to approach, and are somewhat smug about the fact that your team is likely in the top five for this Chunin Exam. There is still a month before the exam, which you can fill with training, leisure, missions, or teamwork exercises, if you so desire.

Before you start today, what ninjutsu did you learn from Hōōmaru-sensei and your father?

>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu

>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu

>C) A lot of C-rank and D-rank jutsu

>D) Something else (what?)

it's time for everyone's favorite ninja.
Kuro The erratic Ninja of The Hidden Leaf!

>>602584
>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu

'Sup, country?

>>602584
>>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu

>>602596
Not much, had a hectic weekend, so now I'm just trying to wind down.
How about you, Naiser?

>>602584
>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu

>>602614
College life continues to erode my will to live, and Last Remnant isn't helping with its RNG bullshit. I mean, its pretty solid most of the time, but some bosses are made to fuck the player right in his ass until the stars align. Other than that, pretty well.

>>602584
>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu

>>602584

>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu

If Boruto quests taught me anything its mo options means mo chance of winning

>>602596
>>602597
Hōōmaru-sensei and your father instructed you in learning a number of water ninjutsu, giving you a wide repertoire of water ninjutsu, the strongest of which is Water Dragon Jutsu, which you still can't use without water being already present. Besides that, you've found a lot of utility in combining Water Clone Jutsu and Water Prison Jutsu.

Thanks to continuing practice in shunshin, you're the fastest participant in the exam, or so your sister's information says. You do feel like you've hit a wall in your speed training though.

Today is exactly a month before the Chunin Exam, and your team is supposed to meet early today at the Soba King nearest your teammates' homes. Your team and Team Eisai, consisting of Himarase Uzumaki, Matsukawa Sarutobi, and Sakutai Uchiha have been assigned a few missions together, and have been generally growing closer in the past months. You picked Soba King to strategize and talk because you knew you wouldn't be interrupted by any familiar Uzumaki.

You get there and sit a table claimed by your teammates after ordering yourself something from their breakfast menu.

>A) Discuss team combos

>B) Tell them about the information your sister gave you

>C) Talk about something else (What?)

>>602705
Wrong name, Jiraiya.

Also, I'll be back in a bit, have to run to the atm.

>>602733
>A) Discuss team combos

I wonder if we can simulate any of those special kekky genky releases with multiple jutsus used in tandem? If used while unseen, it could fuck with people into targeting the wrong squad or something.

>>602733
>A) Discuss team combos
>>B) Tell them about the information your sister gave you

>>602733
>A) Discuss team combos
>B) Do NOT get our sister in trouble.

>>602739
Thank you.

>>602733
>>A) Discuss team combos

>>602733
>B)
>A)

HI, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE!

>>602766
>>602770
>>602921
And I am back!

>Writing

>>602733
>A
>Jesus Christ don't mention the information

>>602921
Just barely made it in time for the voting. College I take it?

>>602937
Thanks for running by the way Country. I missed this quest. Its enjoyable.

>>602966
Partially (studying for an Old Testaments exam tomorrow), but also because I'm working on a concept for a Tiefling Oracle who worships Shelyn.

>>602990
What class has you studying for the old Testament? And that sounds interesting. Good luck on both mate.

>>602937
You decide to both discuss team combinations and the information given to you last night by your sister- though you think that leaving Shirou out of it would be for the best.

You discuss bolstering your water style with Jimmaru, and using Water Prisons to restrain enemies for Hakurin to attack them in close quarters. Besides that, your teammates' combination is essentially doubling up ranged gentle fist techniques with wind style, and vice-versa. You also discuss strategies involving using yourself and clones as decoys, thanks to your speed. You decide that you also want to develop a team technique, using Jimmaru's wind style and Hakurin's gentle fist to enhance your water dragon, making it equivalent to Explosive Bite of the Water Dragon.

After that, you tell them about the information Shirou gave you, leaving out where you got it, and being rather vague. The team consensus boils down to avoiding a three specific teams at all costs, and another if you can help it. Jimmaru does bring up something interesting though, another team apparently joined the exam earlier today, just as the deadline hit. He says, that despite being a foreign team, they'll be staying in the village through the exam. At the same time, Hakurin scans through a message from Sakutai, asking if your team wants to meet up with his.

>A) Investigate the foreign team

>B) See what Sakutai wants

>C) Something else (What?)

>>603023
>b

>>603008
Literally, Old Testament class. I go to a private Christian university, and it's a required freshman class. It's actually rather interesting to learn about the different ways of reading and interpreting the writings and understanding its purpose and who wrote each part.
>>603023
>B)

>>603023

>B

>>603023
>B) See what Sakutai wants

>>603060
huh, That's actually really cool. Wish mine had something like that.

>>603023
>B) See what Sakutai wants

>>603046
>>603060
>>603062
>>603089
>>603160
Your team finishes up breakfast and leaves Soba King, heading to the nearest Ichiraku, where Sakutai said his team was just finishing their own breakfast. All of team Eisai is there when you arrive, barring their sensei. When you get there, you ask the young Uchiha about what he called you there for.

"Well," he begins to answer your question, "I figured since both our teams are going to pass the first exam," he says while tapping his temple, near his eye, "we should agree to help each other out in the second, or at least not get in each others way." He looks back at his teammates, Matsukawa sipping on something from an Ichiraku cup, and Himarase holding an Ichiraku bag, "We've all agreed on it, so how about it?" he sticks out his hand to shake.

>A) Agree (Shake his hand)

>B) Talk to your teammates first

>C) Maybe, what can you offer?

>D) No (Refuse)

>E) Something else

>>603221
>>B) Talk to your teammates first
Not being a dick is good, but firstly, don't be a dick to your teammates. At least hear their opinion about this deal.

>>603221
>B) Talk to your teammates first
>C) Maybe, what can you offer? not in an insulting way, just idea wise. Do they help each other pass to the final, or do they just avoid each other full heartedly.

>>603221
>B) Talk to your teammates first
One less team to fight, one less pair of sharingans trying to mindrape us. Don't forget we're also being explicitly targeted by several teams, I'm not sure Sakutai knows what he's getting into by allying with us.

>>603221
>B)

>>603221
>B) Talk to your teammates first

>C) Maybe, what can you offer?

>>603249
>>603250
>>603278
>>603293
>>603333
You tell him that you need to speak with your teammates, and turn around to huddle with them. Hakurin agrees pretty quickly, saying that you know how good it would be to have Sakutai's team on your side, or at least not against you. Jimmaru is reluctant, but eventually settles for nonagression, but not cooperation.

You go back over to Sakutai, what do you tell him?

>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer

>B) You don't bother them, they don't bother you

>C) No deal

>D) Sure (unconditionally)

>E) Something else (What?)

>>603376
>A)

>>603376
>A

>>603376
>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer
If they can't pony up the goods, settle for non-aggression.

>>603376
>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer

if they don't have enough, non-aggression

>>603376

>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer

>>603396
>>603403
>>603405
>>603425
>>603444
You ask Sakutai what Team Eisai has to offer to you, telling him that you'll either team up with them if they sufficiently impress you, and even if they don't, you'll still leave them alone. The young Uchiha sighs, before starting to list off the merits of his team.

Sakutai states that his strengths lie in his sharingan and his knowledge of lightning and fire styles. He also notes that he's able to outmatch his brother, also participating in this exam, Taiomon.

He then goes on to talk about Himarase. He says that the Uzumaki girl has access to chakra chains, as well as an abundance of stamina, and a similar proficiency with taijutsu.

He says that Matsukawa is a lot like you when she fights, but with access to multiple chakra natures and more of a focus on strength and stamina than speed.

>A) Team up with them

>B) Agree to nonagression

>C) You'll decide later, and tell him before the exam

>D) On second thought, you're fair game

>E) Something else

http://www.strawpoll.me/11256132

If you haven't voted yet

>>603520
>A) Team up with them

good enough for me

>>603520
>A) Team up with them
By the way you're going to have to fight my harem of rivals.

>>603549
The sand team really isn't that great...

>>603520
>A

The best option, although I bet Jimmaru wouldn't like it.

>>603557
I'm expecting a Sand/Mist pileup as two entire teams gang up on just Kuro.

>>603520
>A) Team up with them

>>603580
Oh, but the Mist team has a very different target...
There is another Mist team though.

>>603540
>>603549
>>603574
>>603592
Essentially making Neji and Hinata team up.

>Writing

>>603616
well I hope we're not Neji, he dies.

>>603616

We're gonna make it work.

>>603616
You extend your hand to shake, and Sakutai lights up, shaking it excitedly. He departs with a team, citing a mission outside the village. You go back to your own teammates, Hakurin looking neutral, but Jimmaru downcast.

You know why he feels that way, and apologize, but tell him that it was an opportunity your team couldn't pass up. He acknowledges that, and asks you if you want to investigate that foreign team now.

>A) Sure

>B) Let's do something else instead (What?)

>>603656
>A) Sure

>>603656
>A) Sure

Why is he downcasted? was that his better/superior in every way brother?

>>603656
>A) Sure

>>603656
>>A) Sure

\

>>603670
Jimmaru is a branch Uchiha, Sakutai is a Main house Uchiha.

Not only that, he's the clan heir's son.

>>603656
>A.
>>603670
He's the Neji to Sakutai's Hinata.

>>603693
>>603700
Oh, I kinda feel bad now. the poor fuck.

>>603656
>Sure

>>603708
It's not THAT bad. But you are that bad, and should feel bad.

>>603667
>>603670
>>603672
>>603673
>>603700
Roll me those 1d100's to find them, first four.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>603778

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>603778

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>603778
I know i'm a terrible mountain man.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>603778

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>603778

>>603781
>>603810
>>603778

Is it enough, Country?

>>603809
At least you're not known as the waifufag with shit tastes in Laze's quest, Jiraiya.

>>603781
>>603795
>>603809
>>603810
Your team heads towards a grouping of hotels that Jimmaru suspects the mysterious foreign team is staying at. It doesn't take long to find out which one they're staying in, as when you step into the lobby of a mid-price hotel, you step into a chaotic scene. A large, reddish-brown dog is chasing a pair of cats, black and white, around the lobby, while the people you suspect of owning them yell at the receptionist.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ANIMALS?!" A short girl who appears to be wearing a pair of cat ears matching her short auburn hair screams at the innocent girl behind the desk, who tries to tell her that animals aren't allowed in the hotel, only to be shouted down by the girl's apparent teammate.

>A) Back away... slowly...

>B) Confront the pair

>C) Look for a third teammate

>D) Ask Jimmaru where he thinks they're from

>E) Something else

>>603877
>C) Look for a third teammate

>>603821
Because Armstrong Blood is fucking flawless and nobody can hate it ever. I'm known as the Harma fag elsewhere apprently tho. Feelsbad

>>603877
>C) Look for a third teammate

>D) Ask Jimmaru where he thinks they're from

>>603877
>Cat Ears
Dat's cute.
>B)
>E)
"Hey, you guys part of the foreign teams? Maybe you all should find another hotel that allows your... partners? I don't think you're gonna convince them to change their policy."

>>603900
I will support Armstrong blood especially hard if we're allowed to waifu Catherine aka the oddly cute Armstrong daughter.

>>603877
>>603918
I'll support this

>>603918

This.

>>603918
>this
>>603877
Also, trip/name???

>>603932
>>603941
>>603964
>All these supporters
>Watch this be me leading them astray

>>603990
Don't worry, I don't believe in you!

>>604004
Thanks, anon, love you too. <3

>>603918
>>603932
>>603941
>>603964
You approach the two genin standing at the desk, yelling at the poor receptionist. You loudly and clearly clear your throat behind them, and ask "Hey, you guys part of the foreign teams?" Before suggesting, "Maybe you all should find another hotel that allows your... partners? I don't think you're gonna convince them to change their policy." The boy, who has messy hair, and fang marks on his cheeks, just shrugs, and goes over to a girl sitting in a chair across the lobby.

"But Tetsuko said that this hotel would be the best for us, nya!" The girl with the cat ears says, turning on you and jamming an accusatory finger into your chest. You're abruptly aware that the noise of the dog chasing the cats has stopped, but you do hear a hissing noise behind you.

>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)

>B) Leave, this is too much effort

>C) Something else

>>604032
>A)
"Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." Just look around the girl and glare at the receptionist.

Also, if we know of any good hotels through our mother, can we suggest one that would work for them and offer to show them the way?

>>604032
>A) Diffuse the situation
>If it was clearly the best hotel for you then you would be permitted to bring you're friends inside. However due to the fact you cannot then clearly it seems that this isn't the right place. You would't be able to change the rules without somebody being higher up in the chain here and this poor person at the desk clearly isn't high up enough and could very well lose there job and stop being able to provide for there family if they let you in. Do you want somebody to suffer because YOU demanded something?

>>604032
>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)

"But it's not the best if it doesn't support your animals, maybe we can help look for a place for ya?"

This would give us an excuse to hang about and learn more about them, even if we do walk all over town

>A. "Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." Just look around the girl and glare at the receptionist.


>B. "If it was clearly the best hotel for you then you would be permitted to bring you're friends inside. However due to the fact you cannot then clearly it seems that this isn't the right place. You would't be able to change the rules without somebody being higher up in the chain here and this poor person at the desk clearly isn't high up enough and could very well lose there job and stop being able to provide for there family if they let you in. Do you want somebody to suffer because YOU demanded something?"

>C. "But it's not the best if it doesn't support your animals, maybe we can help look for a place for ya?"

>>604032
>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)
I understand you're furrious, but booking this hotel is simply impawsible. thankfully it's not a catastophy, as there are many ofur hotels in the city.

I'm not good at puns.

>>604092
>A.

Add that we can help them find one that'll accept their fluffy friends.

>>604101
Just too many puns greatly diminish the weight of each.
>>604092
>A

>>604102
>>604164
"Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." The receptionist looks hopelessly at you and shrugs, it's not like she could do anything, and you did just go out of your way to blame her.

The girl that the boy went over to talk to comes to the front desk, laughing. "I knew this would happen, but I didn't expect little mister chivalry to come in to save you." She pats the girl with the cat ears' shoulder, "Come on, we'll find a real hotel." The girl wearing cat ears shoots angry looks at you and the receptionist, and the boy with the dog just shrugs at you.

Your team comes over to you after they leave. "Wow Kuro, I'm surprised you took her side, she wasn't even that cute." Hakurin tells you, glancing out the door,, and eliciting a laugh from Jimmaru.

>A) Follow them

>B) Do something else with your team (What?)

>C) Something else (What?)

>>604224
>A) Follow them

>>604276
A bitch for standing up for there pets/ninja parenterS?

>>604224
>A)

We will not give up on Cat Girl.

>>604276
You want to vote then, Wheel?

>>604278

Oops, misread the post in some twisted way. You know, 4 am now and else. Then

>A

>>604299

I already said that I probably need to sleep because my mind is messing up everything. Sorry.

>>604224
>B) Do something else with your team (What?)

Go work on combo moves in a secluded area

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>>604311

>>604224
>>B) Do something else with your team (What?)
pretty much this >>604326

>>604335

I can't, there's a quest going.

>>604300
>Auto
>>604283
>>604235
You just give Hakurin a withering look, to which she shrugs. After that, you head out the door. After a couple minutes of walking, you find that your team is gone, though a message from Hakurin says that they're checking out the dining and shopping in the hotel. You sigh, but resign yourself to finding the team, which you guess is from the Cats and Dogs Village, a small village in the Five Great Nations Alliance sandwiched between the Land of Rivers and the Land of Wind; founded by some Inuzuka after the Seventh Hokage died.

You find them in another hotel, a fair sight cheaper, and a few blocks from the last one. This time, you see the two with animals heading up the stairs, but the other girl is sitting in a chair in the lobby, like last time.

>A) Talk to her

>B) Follow the other two

>C) Leave

>D) Go back to your team

>E) Something else

>>604374

>A) Talk to her

>>604374
>A) Talk to her

>>604374
>A.

>>604374
>>A) Talk to her

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>>604390
>>604395
>>604403
>>604404
Are you sure?

>>604418
as sure as I can ever be, I guess

>>604418
Its not like we'd have ANOTHER woman fighting for our love right?

>>604418
Fuck, abort it the way Catholic girls wish they could with their special 'problems'.

>B

>>604374
>D) Go back to your team

>>604390
>>604395
>>604403
>>604404
You go to sit down across from the third girl on the Cats and Dogs team, but she stops you before you can.

"I know all about you, Kuro Nijiiroh," she says, holding up her hand, as if to stop you from doing anything, "I suspect someone overheard that our team was here and so you came to gather information on us?" She asks you, taking a drink from the travel cup she's been swirling since you began talking. "And if seduction was your goal, just know that you won't be able to."

>A) Tell her you are trying to collect information

>B) Lie (80)

>C) Yes, I will (100)

>D) Something else

>>604461

>C) Yes, I will (100)

It was presented, I have no choice.

>>604461
>B) Lie (80)

The 100 is unrollable.

>>604461
>A)
>D)

"Just trying to know everything that we can in preparation for the exams."

>>604461
>>C) Yes, I will (100)

>>604465
>>604468
>>604477

Guys, please, you're tempting the dice gods' wrath when we can simply be honest and virtuous.

>>604461
>A) Tell her you are trying to collect information

>>604483
It's no use, man, tempting fate is what happens in this quest. It's our greatest strength and weakness.

>>604483
Its all 1's from here.

>>604509
>Kaiser ties the vote
Bless you, based Neko.
>>604515
You know that, and yet you continue voting for impossible rolls.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>604465
>>604474
>>604477
>>604509
Coin flip to decide, 1 is A, 2 is C.

>>604529
HEHEHEHE, GETS GET TOO ROLLINNN

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>>604529
Roll for it, you get five. 1d100.

>>604534
FUCKING HATE YOU, SENSEI! YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED! ;;

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>604537
GUIDE ME DICE.WHAT DID I DOOOO

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>604537

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>604537

>>604547
You critfailed is what you did.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>604547

Rip.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>604534
Goddamnit, Jiraiya, go back to jobbing against pain instead of being a voice in some kid's head
>>604537

>>604554
I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO BE LEGIT PICKED.

>>604556
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHEEL?

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>604556
I almost thought that it's a 100.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>604537
WEEEEEEEE

>>604547
Fuck off, Jiraiya-sensei. I hope Country brings you back from the dead just to have you get absolutely wrecked as a way of saying 'this fucker is tough'.

I just want one roll where we don't get fucked by your shenanigans or one interaction where things go right for us, man. ;n;

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i live for this

Rolled 36 (1d100)

You motherfuckers, I leave for a few minutes and this happens.

>>604578
Stop posting gifs of Country, Wheel, and Jiraiya laughing at me when I say we should waifu Momo.

>>604596
BLAME JIRAIYA AND HIS BREXIT STYLE VOTING!

>Leave to go program
>Return
>Anons made our social autist both acknowledge player nature AND be autistic
10/10 whatTheFuckAnons

>>604596
I called it!

>>604598
I kinda want waifu battle now. The winner gets to be our wife.

>tfw you wanted Brexit to happen. Expect they pulled it off.

>>604547
>>604548
>>604549
>>604556
>>604563
"Well if you really want to be seduced, why don't you just take a seat?" You say, sitting down and patting your lap, while winking. While she does make contact with your lap, it's her foot that finds purchase. You gasp, and grab yourself there, falling to the floor and rolling around in pain. The girl walks out of the hotel, leaving you there, but not after giving you a look of disgust.

You recover and stand up, a dull ache still present in your nether region. You doubt you could find that girl again, and suspect she wouldn't be happy if you did. Her teammates haven't come down yet, and your team is probably still in the other hotel.

>A) Try to find her (60)

>B) Find her teammates

>C) Go back to your team

>D) Go home

>E) Go find someone else (Who?)

>tfw that you look at all these pseudotrips and realise that the thread is basically '50 shades of blue'

>>604624

>A) Try to find her (60)

FOLLOW ME ANON'S ONWARDS TOO VICTORY!

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>>604627
I know, right? It's amazing.
>>604612
Either sensei or Shirou takes it, sensei if she keeps it ranged, Shirou CQC.
>>604578
>mfw

>>604624
>A)
>Sorry, I have a dissociative identity disorder, this was some deas old man speaking with you, not me

>>604624
>C) Go back to your team

>>604645
DC to convince her of that lie is 87.

>>604644
>Momo and our ALL SEEING EYE are't even a challenge

ouch. It seems i only get one crazy run at a time. Sadness.

>>604650

Well, we need to find her first.

>>604645
>>604650
how about:
>Don't worry, I was actually lying just then. It's just that I'm so good at it you thought I was telling the truth.

>>604644
So who would win at """CQC"""?

>>604660
Well, Hōōmaru and Shirou outrank them heartily. Not to mention Momo isn't the best ninja.
>>604664
>So who would win at """CQC"""?
Silly, filthy anon.
DC for that is 80.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>604672
Fair point, I forgot that. Tho by that logic would't Shirou win hands down?

I feel bad for Momo, I hope she'll find a happy guy.

>>604644
Fuck, we get kicked in the dick thanks to Jiraiya, best girl doesn't win, and I'm stuck outside due to a fire drill. Whelp, my night is ruined.

>>604683
>I'm stuck outside due to a fire drill
Fuck living on campus famalam.
>>604680
Sensei is no pushover, it's just that all-out neither would be matched by genin.
Save those crits for when they count.

>>604683
I would've told'em to let me burn. Fuck that shit.

>>604698
Ya but our sis is a Black ops?

Don't tell me the DC then, i thought i was able to roll for it.

>>604629
>>604645
1d100's go! First three!

>>604698
One, I don't have a car because poorfag (scholarships are great). Two, it's an hour commute to and from the school and my hometown, not driving that every weekday.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>604712

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>604712

>>604717
>>604712
WELL FUCK THAT THEN. WHO NEEDS TO ROLL?

>>604714
all good senpai, we know that struggle or atleast I do.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>604710
I'm not getting fined for sitting through a fake alarm.
>>604712

>>604627
came out of lurking mode to get a non-blue ID

>>604712
>>604717

Are we just gud in searching for people?

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>>604717
>Writing

>>604724
How can I be senpai if my choices in waifus and rolls are shit?

>>604734
we should grow up to be a Konoha version of a hunter-nin

>>604717
>>604718
>>604728
You head out after the girl, though your loins beg you not to. You figure that you should clear things up with her, not wanting to look like some sort of sex-hungry mountain savage. You don't find her quickly, but you do catch her heading into a house, near the 10/10 weapons shop. You hear her shouting that she's home to someone before sighing. You figure that she's home alone by this.

You don't know if you want to bother her at home, but it is odd she's not in a regular genin team.

>A) Knock on the door

>B) Go home

>C) Call your teammates, find out where they are

>D) Find someone else (Who?)

>E) Go home

>F) Something else

>>604789
Auto-correct because 4chan hates certain words

>>604798
>A) Knock on the door

WE'RE GOING IN, FEET FIRST.

>>604798
>D)
If we know that Momo is here, lets go say hi so that we can make something good of this bad day.

>>604808
Momo is still in the Hidden Sand.

>>604798
>>604814
>B
>E
Go home, lets not wake the dragon then. Also, why are B and E the same?

>>604798
>F) Something else
>leave a note pinned to her wall apologizing
BEGIN OPERATION S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

>>604798

>A) Knock on the door
Come on, it couldn't be worse if Country doesn't include seduce option DC 100 again

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>>604828
AT LEAST I DON'T HIT FOUR YEAR OLDS WITH DICKS

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>>604840
Country, please, I don't mean to anger you ;;

>>604798
>A) Knock on the door
we're already here, might as well

>>604814
wait I'm confused, aren't the exams starting today or tomorrow?

>>604877
In a month. Or Friday night in real time.

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>>604803
>>604837
>>604877
So you're really doing this. Okay.

>Writing

This is going to escalate until we're locked in the basement with an entire family tied up and held at knifepoint. The timeskip will be our time in the big house until a civil war breaks out and we escape in a prison riot.

>>604933
MASON, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?

>>604926
If I could, I would have stopped them, senpai. ;;

But no, I'm just stuck in a corner, occasionally yelling nonsense that occasionally sounds like Socrates to a few people. No Momo, no success, no point.
>>604939
They mean that I'm a pitiful excuse for a human being.

>>604926
You step onto the doorstep, and knock. The girl opens the door, hair down from her previous two buns, and sweatshirt discarded for a pink t-shirt with a large black konoha symbol on the stomach. She glowers at you when she sees who it is at the door.

"Get out of here, Kuro," she tells you, not breaking the glare she has fixed on you. You fidget under her gaze, apologizing for before, and asking about her team. She tells you that you aren't totally forgiven, and that she needed replacements for her former teammates, before abruptly shutting the door in your face.

You decide you might as well head home, and on the way check for messages, you see two. One from Hakurin and the other from Momo. You open and reply to Momo's first, it's just asking about the fall weather in Konoha, and what to wear for the exam, you just tell her a sweatshirt and long pants would do. Hakurin's is about the other two teammates of the girl, apparently named Tetsuko. They're Agomaru and Nekohime, from the Cats and Dogs Village, each specializing in what they summon. You thank her for the information.

>A) Go home

>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together

>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something

>D) Something else

>>604971
Christ guy, chin up.

>>605006
>B)

Sorry, buddy, but best girl ain't got a chance in either quest I'm in. Ain't got nothing to put my chin up.

>>605024
don't worry, I've been suffering for a while now; I'm an 18fag

>>605006
>C

>>605006
>A) Go home
Also
>telling Momo to wear long pants and a sweatshirt
What a betrayal.

>>605047
>>605024
You can use D to tell her to wear something else.

>>605047
Maybe she can borrow one of ours and cuddle with us before the exam... :^)

>>605047
>telling a 10 year old to wear something other then Long pants and a sweatshirt when things get cold.

Something slutty outfits aren't good for the health anon.

>>605006

>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something

>Chin up
>His waifus always get stomped in the wars
>You literally held a poll to see if momo was a trap
>All around is shit
Dice, I really feel for you sometimes

>>605006
>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something

It's time for ME to blatantly waifufag. But seriously,
>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together

still wanna practice combos so we know what we're doing instead of just hoping for the best while in that damn forest

>>605006
>A)
>D) Go watch some anime and sulk in your lack of social ability.

>>605006
>>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together

>>605006

>A) Go home

>>605070

Where's the real Jiraya?

>>605089
I'm here you slut, I just don't want people to die from the cold. i'm okay with quick and effective killing not a slow painful one. Also shes 10, and I don't want country to write that at all.

>>605089
Probably a few pints away

>>605070
She's eleven now. Or she will be by the exam.

>>605070
Her hot blood can keep her warm, clothes are just a hindrance to mobility. Are you trying to get that poor girl killed when she's unable to maximally utilize her flexibility?

>>605074
Feeling sorry for me is like feeling sorry for dog shit for being dog shit.

Huh, I feel really bad about all this shit in the quest, and yet I don't bad at all one of the dogs back home died today. Then again, that dog wasn't mine and was an ass to the one who likes to sleep on my bed when I'm home, so maybe that's why.

Fuck, now I want to see my dog. Glad I'm going home for the weekend.

>>605096
>>605097

Looks like it.

>>605099
Fuck, he's trying to eliminate girls he sees as useless and he's starting with Momo. ;;

>>605096
>I don't want country to write that at all.
What about my needs, Jiraiya.
>>605102
I won't stop you from going for Momo
>Also writing

>>605102
>Feeling sorry for me is like feeling sorry for dog shit for being dog shit.

That's not how you should think.

>>605106
>>605099
>>605098
>>605097
Guys please, we can waifu her but we can't let her freeze to fucking death before she can bare us strong kids.

>>605112
What? Besides, You're one of the first guys here. Feel proud and loud. DON'T STOP CHASING HER DICE. NEVER STOP.

>>605114
>My needs
I.. What the fuck? I might need a few more bottles.

>>605114
But Jiraiya will.

>>605125

I don't want her to freeze, I didn't vote that.

>>605125
It ain't the air that'll freeze you, it's the water. With all those bulky absorbent layers she'll be sure to catch pneumonia and die. Whereas you can swim totally naked in the artic and be fine if you just do some calisthenics to up your heart rate. in addition, lowered sunlight exposure can lead to Vitamin D deficiency, so it's a good idea to expose as much skin as possible to avoid it.

>>605125
If you route-lock us with someone else, it's kind of hard not to stop at that point.

>>605165
>Giving up hope
>In a setting where people come back from the literal fucking dead

Dice..

I thought we were going to stop with the spaghetti for a little bit?
>Sons I am disappoint

>>605047
>>605086
>>605089
Flipped a coin, A won. And you're not going to freeze to death camping for a few days during autumn in Konoha.
You decide to go home, and after dinner and watching some movies with your father you turn in for the night. The next day a great opportunity arises. You have a day to train with either Hōōmaru-sensei, your dad, or your sister. Which do you choose?

>A) Hōōmaru-sensei

>B) Your father

>C) Shirou

>Take the day off

>>605193
>A) Hōōmaru-sensei

>>605193
>B) Your father
As far as I know, he's the least socially retarded

>>605193

>C) Shirou

>>605193
>C) Shirou
Teach us the basics of CQC. or "CQC"

>>605193
>>C) Shirou
What has sis to teach us?

>>605211
When has sensei been socially retarded? You and Shirou had to get it somewhere, and successful restaurateurs need SOME charisma...
>>605217
Stealth techniques and close quarters stuff, mostly.

>>605225
She might not be socially retarded, I just dislike genki girls.

>>605174
People, not chances at getting best girl. That only works for Hinata when she's getting her best boy.
>>605193
>B)
We haven't hung out with dad much IC.

>>605193
>B) Your father

>>605239
Country possesses Kishiton and can Plot no Jutsu. Chances always exist, there's even a chance that I slip straight THROUGH the floor next minute.

>>605193
>C) Shirou

>>605212
>>605213
>>605217
>>605273
What is she training you in?

>A) Kenjutsu

>B) Improving unassisted stealth

>C) A stealth jutsu

>D) Something else (What?)

>>605289
>C) A stealth jutsu

Because we really need to fucking hide our pasta.

>>605289
>B)

>>605289
>>A) Kenjutsu

>>605289
>D) Seduction
>C) A stealth jutsu
is fine too

>>605289

>B) Improving unassisted stealth

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>>605340
>Shirou teaching seduction

>>605289
>C) A stealth jutsu

>>605345
>I said i was wearing my armor!
>hahahahaha!

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>>605345
>Are you sure that's what I'm supposed to do with that
>It's what I read in... I mean yes, that's what you do.

Update in a couple minutes, rl shit.

>>605289
>C) A stealth jutsu
Disappear into the brush

>>605345
It'll be a learning experience for everyone!

>>605379
I swear to god, Kuro's gonna be alone his whole life because his sister fucked up this shit and scarred him.

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>>605298
>>605340
>>605347
>>605374
Learning stealth jutsu.
>Writing

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>>605439
Time for best girl to show us her Perv-no-jutsu.

>>605439
>was legit worried seduction had won
>Fears gone.

Gonna sleep for an hour, hope yoy don't fuck everything up.

>>605451
go away, incestanon. our sister doesn't look at the shota dong

>>605462
>Was legit excited seduction had won
>Joy gone

>>605475
>Look at our Massive shota dong
ftfy

>>605439
You ask Shirou to instruct you today. She asks you about what you would like to train. You decide that you would like to learn a jutsu for stealth. She tells you that she has the perfect thing.

And hour and a half later, you're in the forest outside of Konoha. And she tells you she has just the jutsu to interfere with your opponents with the sharingan or byakugan, and even sensors in general, so long as they don't use chakradar or contact sensor techniques, as well as another jutsu to help in quick escapes, in wooded areas, at least.

You pick up on Hidden Mist Jutsu quickly, your water style acumen helping you pick that up, though Leaf Retreat Jutsu takes a while for you to grasp, though you eventually get it.

At the end of the day, you and Shirou head back into the village. When your halfway home, you hear Shirou groan, "Dammit, I ripped my hoodie on a branch," she's holding the hood of the thin garment up, turning her head to look at it, "I'll have to ask mom and dad for a new one, unless you'd buy it for me Kuro." She says the last part as sweetly as possible.

>A) Sure

>B) Alright, but you have to come with me

>C) Mom or dad can buy a new one

>D) Do it yourself (85)

>E) Something else

>>605510
>>B) Alright, but you have to come with me

>>605510

>B) Alright, but you have to come with me.

EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

>>605510
>A)

Please don't vote for the 85 one, guys...

>>605521
Why? You don't want to critfail and have your NEET sister undergo a public breakdown?

>>605533
not particularly no

>>605533
I'd rather not tempt the gods' wrath once again, Country.

>>605533
She really helped us out, so no. I'm not okay with a NEET breakdown.

>>605510
>B) Alright, but you have to come with me

>>605510
>B) Alright, but you have to come with me
Let's do this!
>Shirou's day out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b2vMVMYDnw

Sorry, guys, I'm going on to bed.

>>605519
>>605520
>>605582
You agree to buy her a new sweatshirt, but only on the condition that she comes with you. Your sister goes even paler than usual at this, and tells you that you don't have to buy it.

You grab her by the wrist, and practically drag her to a clothing store that you're pretty sure most of her clothes come from.

Shirou stays mostly silent, until you request her sweatshirt, so you're sure what to buy. "No Kuro!" she whispers in a harsh tone, "you can find it fine!"

>A) Convince her (60)

>B) Try to find the same one (80)

>C) Drop it, you can buy it some other time

>D) Something else

>>605473
>>605639
First Wheel, now you. Dream of Momo, Dice.

>>605648
>>A) Convince her (60)

>>605648
>>A) Convince her (60)

>>605648
>A) Convince her (60)
What is she wearing under that?

>>605648
>A) Convince her (60)

"C'mon, I need to know which one to buy or I'll get a shirt of one of those shitty Mist Village Origami shows."