>>598365
>Be rational
It was a pretty good dream

>>598365
>Be rational
>Call her a whore.

Reminder that we still have Golden Boxing Shorts because we only dreamed making a bitching kilt with them.

>>598365
Be rational

>>598365
>Be rational

>>598381
We are doing that shit again

>>598365
>Be rational
"You realize that was basically rape, right? The only reason I'm not fucking livid is that I would have gone along with it even if you hadn't been wearing that damn thing. Just, promise never to do something like that to me again, and we'll proceed as if last night was completely consensual. Which, for the record, it WOULD HAVE BEEN if you'd just come onto me like a normal person."

>>598365
>Be rational
"Just disappointed. I mean, if you wanted to fuck, you coulda just ask."

>>598365

>Be rational

And god fucking dammit, I didn't see this shit coming.

>>598365
>Be rational
you didn't need it, you just had to ask. but I can get why you might not want to ask.

>>598399
I like this response, covers bases and sets up for moving on

Pastebin wen?

>>598430
I thought there were 2 last thread? or was one a joke?

>>598413
>Be rational

Well that explains how the rat got the crown.

>>598430
you got one already.

>>598365
"You realize that was basically rape, right? The only reason I'm not fucking livid is that I would have gone along with it even if you hadn't been wearing that damn thing. Just, promise never to do something like that to me again, and we'll proceed as if last night was completely consensual. Which, for the record, it WOULD HAVE BEEN if you'd just come onto me like a normal person."

"I promise, in fact I think it's probably for the best if we destroy the crown, I uh, wasn't thinking clearly last night for a couple of reasons, not the least of which was going mad with power, and I don't want to screw up again"

"Few reasons? Please, elaborate" you say, swinging your legs out from under the covers and sitting on the edge of the bed, after realizing the door was not open like it was in that clusterfuck you just woke up from. You put on your golden boxers, and then take them off, and then put them on, realizing you had a bit of a problem now that you couldn't just combine the two without wearing pants.

"Well, I figured out how to make alcohol right before we fought the bull" she says "turns out it's way easier in this game than it is in the real world, and it only took a week to ferment, so I got back and it was done, I had a few glasses to drink and then looked at the last hit bonus... and then you know the rest"

...that's bullshit, but you believe it

"So, how many kegs did you make? I know a few people who would pay buckets of Cor for that" You ask, standing up and stretching. "Also, can't destroy that crown, it's too valuable, we might need it to negotiate with NPCs or some shit"

"Then... you hold onto it?"

"Oh hell no, I don't trust myself with that thing either, I'm thinking about what to do with it right now, and I've kinda got an idea..."

Make a box to lock it up
Give it to Diaval
Just sell it

>>598495
Kill yourself

>>598495
>Make a box to lock it up

>>598500
Rude

>Make a box to lock it up

>>598495
>Make a box to lock it up

>>598495
Make a box to lock it up

>Lock the vault/bank where the gold goes so only we can access it, toss the thing in with it. Boom, Problem solved.

>>598495
>Make a box to lock it up

IS TOO POWERFUL FOR ANYONE TO USE IS A 50+ bonus!

>>598365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xit2TDm3GcI
Our unofficial theme.

>>598513
>post yfw we find the hat

>>598518
Heh, I got triple Q's in my thread ID

Also
>Lock it up

>>598518
The hat has a much smaller bonus and doesn't cause hallucinations

>>598495
>Make a box to lock it up

>>598495
>Give it to Diaval
He's a good guy that wouldn't go crazy with power. I have 100% faith in him.

>>598525
Everyone says the hat is a smaller bonus:
https://youtu.be/dhmGJrX3f48?t=2m21s
The Hat is +50, but no, it doesn't to anyone's knowledge have that little uh, side effect.

>>598495
"I'm gonna go forge a box to lock it up, and give all three of us a key, all three keys have to be in the box to open, so we won't be pulling it out on a whim"

"Okay, yeah that's probably a good idea, we have plenty of metal still right?"

"Yeah, shouldn't be too hard"

"Thank you for being understanding" she says "I'm sorry"

"Sorry about what? Last night was completely consensual" You smile faintly at her.

"R-right!" she meeps out.

Knock Knock

"Hey, you two lovebirds done in there? We have a problem"

You share a look
this is going to be awkward as fuck.

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>>598525
>Smaller bonus

Nigga what?

>>598546
>ninja'd by Kayaba

what a faggot

>>598546
You open the door, clad in only your boxers and your wolf mask... honestly not that much more undressed than normal. "What kind of problem?"

She leads you to the living room and switches on the screen

"-rently a guild known only as "Laughing Coffin" has begun a mass murder spree in the Town of Beginnings, the kill count so far is over three dozen, among them children under the age of te-"

You've heard enough, you shut the screen off.

"Should we do something?" Incog asks

"Most of those players are lower level, otherwise they'd be up here" Argo says "But at the same time I've got a few messages from Diaval and Kibaou saying they're already working on it, we might not be needed"

Go to the Town of Beginnings
Let it be, the others have this handled

>>598546
I can just see us collecting all sorts of dangerous shit until the box can't hold it all and we need to make a vault, then some little shit is gonna try and raid it.

>>598573
>Go to Town of Beginnings

WE GET TO KILL PEOPLE YEEEEEEEEEAAAAA

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings
pkk time, well maybe not kill them but still, beat the shit out of them.

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings
Run them off, guild some lowbies, get them jobs we can use to produce material/powerlevel some better ones to fill out a party

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings

>>598573
Kill them all.

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings
>MURDER TIME ANON'S

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings
Lets fuck em up

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings

Reaper Man.

>>598573
>Go to the Town of Beginnings
"They're killing CHILDREN, Argo. I'm going to personally make an example of these filth, send a message to any would-be PKs out there."

>>598597
>Go to the Town of Beginnings

>>598573
>go to town of begginings
>adopt a child
>have child learn skills we have no room for like potion making(?)
>also recruit a mother figure player to watch over our potion maker and bring him ingredients

We get and save 2 more players while also being able to pkk

>>go to town of begginings

>>598583
>>598587
>>598588
>>598589
>>598590
>>598591
>>598597
>>598605
>>598606
>>598608
Unleash the Beast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woc6-grMSB0

>>598573
You throw on the rest of your equipment, no time to combine your leggings.

"Fuck that, they're killing children, CHILDREN, I'm going to string them up by their guts and let them bleed HP forever in the Town Square, I'm going to make edgy as fuck examples out of them"

She nods "Thought you'd say so, ready when you are"

You all pile into the teleporter and warp to town

It's absolute fucking chaos, people running everywhere, you see bodies in the streets, men in masks and cloaks running around quoting the bible.

Jesus Christ almighty, this is a fucking mess.

Go after the cloaked men
Try to restore some order

>>598621
>Go after the cloaked men
Argo, gather up who you can and get them somewhere safe or defensible

>>598621
>Go after the cloaked men
How the fuck are they killing in a safezone?
Also why are there bodies, the body dissapears when they die, correct?

>>598621
>Go after the cloaked men

>Go after the cloaked men
IT'S TIME TO PK

>>598621
>Go after the cloaked men

The deaths have to stop!

>>598621
>Try to restore some order
howl time... or... wheres the crown? I don't think we had time to make a box so... that might be good for coordinating an evacuation.

>>598621

> Cloaked men


TIME TO WAN PAAAANCHHHH

Give Argo the crown to calm people down while us and incog take cloaked guys out

>>598621
You start running for the nearest PKer you can see, a man in a brown cloak with what looks like a duck mask running down an alley after stabbing some poor woman several times.

You're slightly faster than him somehow, and are in range to tackle the fucker to the ground, you lost track of Incog and Argo though, for all you know they're still in the square.

Roll 1d20!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>598658

post rpg battle music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsx0BW3zopc&t=0s

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>598658
ONEE PAWNCHHH

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>598658
Player Slayers indeed.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>598658

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>598658
Flying tackle.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

I have just now found this and the insanity of the opening is pleasing to me.
Please will some anon provide a link to the archive wherein the threads are contained?

>>598699
Go blow your brains out you illiterate shitstain.

>>598699
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Sauska
Sauska was the only unique tag I could organize it by but this is all the threads.
also please remember to upvote threads anons~

>>598699
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Sauska

>>598714
Thank you anon
>>598706
Not before i'm done fucking your mother I won't.

>>598699
>part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/555691
>part 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/563116
>a few
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/575760
>??
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/589783
I think I got them all

>>598663
You fly into the rotten bastard, sending him to the ground with you on top, you begin to mindlessly smash your fists down upon him, vision going red with rage as you watch his health bar go down... down... down... it stops at what seems to be 1 HP, and the man stops trying to move under you.

Wait

You can't die in a safe zone

All this chaos is just pain and fear, there's been no actual murders in town!

You haul the bastard back to the main plaza, where you find Argo and Incog using the crown to restore order as well as they can, behind them you can see Diavel and Kibaou, as expected, carrying the wounded on their backs like you, unlike you these appear to be victims rather than suspects. You toss the man onto the ground and give him a kick for good measure.

"No actual deaths?" You ask Diavel

"None that we've been able to see, Kibaou has a man watching for deaths on the monument and not a single name has been scratched off since the chaos started"

You sigh with relief "So all those news reports-"

"Were just from people who don't get this fucking game" spits Argo "making me all worked up and it turns out it's just a fucking prank"

"Well" you say "Not really a prank, more like a riot"

With the rest of the clearer's help, you round up as many of the assholes you can and bind them in the main plaza to be carted off to the Black Palace Jail, something Kibaou just set up recently with his guild.

Unfortunately, Jeffery and several other members of the guild have not been caught, and this little stunt got them the publicity they needed to really get recruiting, all told you probably only got a quarter of the guild, just fourteen men, and that's going to become insignificant very soon.

Of course, only you know Jeffery is the leader, and you're not sure if you want to share that info or just wait until Kirito gives them "advice", since you don't even know their location.

Tell them who the leader is
Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help

>>598722
>Tell them who the leader is
Just say we heard it through the grapevine.

>>598722
>Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help
Besides, we don't have a scrap of actual, consequential evidence to back up validhunting the little fuck.

>>598722
>Tell them who the leader is
Witchhunt time?

>>598722
>Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help
Best to let this one ride out on its normal path.

>>598722
>Tell them who the leader is

>>598722
>Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help
If we say that without any proof people may think we are framing him

>>598722
>Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help
we should however keep an eye out for anything we can use as concrete evidence.

>>598722
>Do your best Kratos impression on some rioters

>>598722
>Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help

>>598722
Tell them who the leader is

fuck you jeffery you slut. You stole my sweet roll.

>>598722
>Tell them who the leader is

Time to flip the script.

>>598722
>Keep quiet, you don't have enough info to be of any help
I don't remember this part of sao

>>598722
Tell them who the leader is
>>598764
Abridged

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>>598722
You decide that accusing someone who happened to be one of the first Clearers probably isn't the best idea, even if he does share that dubious honor with a god damn cat. You'd need some actual evidence for that to happen and it'd be impossible to get that until the dumbass sends everyone that email.

You sigh, sitting down in the plaza and looking over the chaos, there's crying children, groups huddled together, everyone's sca- wait

You look back to one crying small human.

You say small human because that's not the face of a child.

No, you KNOW that face.

It's yours.

Approach the child
Let it go

>>598798
>Approach the child
WUT

>>598798
>Approach the child
Cut off our faces and switch them.

>>598798
>Approach the child
>My son, you are too elite of a hacker. You must be of the dead now.

>>598798
>Approach the child
I blame kayaba.

>>598798
>Approach the child

FACEOFF

>>598798
Approach child
Kayaba your a fucking faggot

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>598798
You quickly stand up.

"What's happening?" Incog asks, concern evident in her voice.

"I found my face"

"...what"

You don't bother to explain as you approach the small child "Hey kid"

He looks up "Wolf-man? What do you want with me?"

"My face" you say, crouching down and taking a few glances around.

You're reasonably well hidden, so you take the mask off

"Oh wow!" he says "You have my face and I have yours, that's freakin amazing!"

"Yeah well the novelty wore off, and now that I know where it went I can probably fix the problem"

"Whadya mean?"

You open your menu and press the 'call a GM' button, which prompts you by asking what your problem is, and you answer vocally.

"Kayaba, you know how you wanted all of us to face the harsh light of day or whatever? Ya fucked up, this kid and I have our faces swapped"

And then you wait, praying to the heavens above that he actually fixes it instead of being a complete dick.

He's going to be a complete dick isn't he?

>>598850
The kid is being surprisingly cool about this.

>>598850
>3 on getting our face back
Kayaba you faggot.

>>598862
were gonna end up as one of those "draw a girl call it a boy" animu characters aren't we...

>>598873
Then the wolf head never comes off.

>>598879
I'd recommend making a set of full plate with an iron wolf head great helm, we have the strength for that kinda armor and it'll cover us completely, plus it's an mmo so people won't be too curious about the dude who never takes off his armor.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>598850

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>>598850
You both stumble back as something... changes.

You look at him, he looks at you, at first it looks like he actually fixed it, but then you hear some horrible, horrible laughter.

Oh no, what now?

You feel the change again, but this time it hurts.

Oh GOD DAMNIT!

"AAAAAH!" The small child screams, and you can understand completely, given what his face, and presumably yours, now looks like.

Pic Related

"KAYABA YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!" you stand up, shoving your mask back down as you do and shout to the heavens.

You look down at the poor crying child "I'm sorry, if it helps, you know I've got the same problem now, and I've... got a few ideas for fixing this, though that would involve some serious luck no matter what."

"Bu-but our faces!" He sobs "it's so horrible!"

"More horrible than being stuck in a death game?"

He quiets down after that.

"Tell you what, there's a temporary solution, this mask is from the wolves right outside town, and I beat them with my bare fists, I see you have a knife, If you can farm those guys you'll probably get something like this eventually, and then you'll look cool like me"

He nods, cradling his weapon, and you can almost see his spine straighten in his soul.

He'll do fine, and your situation hasn't really changed.

"Kayaba" You whisper into the sky "I'm going to kill you for this, and so, so many other crimes"

Fuck it, you're done trying to get anything important done today.

Go home
Explore town some more

>>598887
>Explore town some more
Recruit some lowbie who want protection and willing to work. get them to do some crafitng we dont want to do.

>>598887
Explore town some more

>>598887
>Explore town some more
That's pretty damn horrifying.

>>598887
Go home while spamming kayaba with messages about how he's a faggot

>>598891
Second

>>598891
recruit the kid who had our face

>>598887
>Explore town some more

If only we had rolled a 20, you know?

>>598887
>And this probes Kayaba is a liar who doesn't even keep his world ever.

>>598935

Kayaba's probes are the worst.

>>598887
>you can almost see his spine straighten
Thank God
>in his soul.
This quest is 2sad4me

>>598873
Damn, was hoping for this for endless teasing desu

>>598887
You wander the town a bit, coming across a familiar orphanage. You slide by it, because as cute as... Sasha? was, you have enough trouble on your hands already, and you're most certainly not looking to build a harem... right?

You shake your head, you really need to figure out what's up with that dream.

You aren't really going anywhere in particular, until you run into a pack of small children, crowded around a livestream.

"Alright all you little chucklefucks watching this, today we're going to be learning how to fight an elf! First, you cut off the ears, this makes them regret their entire existence and collapse, and then you're free to stab them as much as you like!"

You weren't aware Kirito did livestreams, but you suppose this might have been a phase for him before Sachi died.

Wait, elves? You don't remember other sapient races existing!

"Hey guys, forget this dude, look over there, it's Wolf-Man!"

Oh god no.

You soon find yourself surrounded by children, all begging for stories from the front-lines.

Sit down and buckle up for the long haul
Request aid from Incog and Argo

>>599006
>Buckle up

We need to be the light in these children's eyes that Kayaba has stolen in this death game

>>599006
>Request aid from Incog and Argo
team effort.

>>599006

> Story time

BUT ONLY 1!

>>599006
>Sit down and buckle up for the long haul

>>599006
>Sit down and buckle up for the long haul
Are we in costume? If so, get in character and storytime these kiddies. If not, bail.

>>599006
>Sit down and buckle up for the long haul

Wolf-Man's... had a hard life, kids. But you might not have to go through that.

>>599006
>Request aid
this is what Alphas have females around for

>>599006
Request aid from Incog and Argo
>Black dad mode engage

>>599006
Tell the timeless classic tale of The Cat-Girl, The Wolf-Man and the Colossal fucking Faggot.

>>599006
>book it

>>599036
which one? there's quite a few of those now.

Gotta Go Fast
The tale of the Crown of Dreams
Another (Write-In)

>>599050
>Gotta Go Fast

>>599050
The tale of the Crown of Dreams

>>599050
>Gotta go fast.

>>599050
>Gotta Go Fast

>>599050
>Gotta Go Fast

>>599050
>Gotta Go Fast

>>599050
>Gotta Go Fast

They're not old enough for that other story.

>>599050

> Write-In

Story of MMA

Mammal Martial Arts

>>599050
>Gotta go Fast

>>599050
The tale of the Crown of Dreams

>>599050
I'm betting kayaba is going to play the sonic x theme after we tell the story.

>>599050
>The tale of the Crown of Horniness
They're kids on the internet, give 'em lewdness

>>599050
The breaking of the girly boy, or the time i said kirito had a girls voice

>>599062
Have you ever met a kid who browses the internet?

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>>599050
You sit down on a bench, groaning internally.

"Alright kids, sit down and shut up because have I got a funny story for you!" You start "In the time before Illfang's defeat, I was traveling to Horunka with a female friend, IncogNegro is her name! We had just climbed the mountain pass, when she said the fabled phrase..."

You pause for dramatic effect.

"Gotta go fast" you whisper, and let Kayaba's soundclips do the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfGjLIPRgDA

As all the kids begin to panic, you run away, because fuck dealing with a herd of small children.

As you turn into an alley, you collide with someone, sending you both sprawling into the ground.

"Ow!" She says, picking herself up "watch where yo- oh my gosh you're Wolf-Man!"

Oh shit

Run the fuck away
Accept your fate

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>>599062
>>599088

>>599119
>Accept your fate

>>599119
Accept your fate

>>599119
>Accept your fate
accept it

>>599119
>Accept your fate
Embrace death

>>599119
>Accept your fate
The loli is mine

>>599119
>Accept your fate

These things happen when you're a world famous raid leader trying to survive in a death game. People notice you, and the plot notices you.

>>599119
invite her to our guild

>>599119
>Accept your fate
Sure why not?

>>599151
this

>>599119
>Accept your fate
We really need to figure out a way to drown that shit out with a better GOFAST song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY

>>599119
Voting this >>599151 and accepting our fate.

>>599119
>Invite her to the guild!

>>599151
Fuck it, I'll switch to this.

>>599119
>Run the fuck away
Damn you plot. You won't get us that easily.

butwedonothaveaguildyet

i think we broke kayaba

>>599221
This is Floor 3, she doesn't have the Beast Taming skill yet, I think.

>>599225
Last thread one was made.
>>595396

>>599267
IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>>599267
That was in the dream though.

>we found the loli

nice

>>599119
Accept your fate
Invite her to the guild!

>>599267
Tiss a dream apparently anon. All we can do is invite her to the party then get the guild up and running.

>>599119
She's not wearing the armor she's seen with in the actual show, instead she's got some sort of leather smock over a cloth dress, and she doesn't have Pina yet either. But that face and those red cloth strips in her hair make you certain it's Silica.

"Yes, it's me" you say "who are you?"

"I'm Silica! It's nice to meet someone so famous"

"Me? I'm just that asshole who howls and runs headlong into the next area after a boss fight"

"Yeah but all the livestreams showed you leading the Clearers when things got bad, Diavel and Kibaou say there the leaders, but everyone knows it's really you!"

You look her up and down, and realize you have an opportunity here, she was one of the few with the power to tame animals, and you were hoping to get yourself a badass wolf pet.

"Say, you wouldn't happen to know anything about a beast taming quest, would you?"

"Oh, that? Heck yeah I know about it! It's on floor 3, I was leveling up to do it when I heard what happened here, and I came running to help"

"What level are you?" you ask casually, leaning up against the wall, thinking about how you can use this.

"13!"

Holy shit she's actually higher level than you, you've been slacking, damnit Incog.

"Well shit, that qualifies you to join up with our guild... once we make it. fuckingdreambullshitcrown"

"I didn't catch that last bit?"

"Nevermind, anyways, how about it, we've got a good base of supplies, we could use some more people though, so far there's just three of us"

"O-oh wow, I didn't think you were serious, you're a legend, and you're asking me, a nobody, to join your guild?"

"Well it's just a party right now, the Guild Quest is on floor 3 too" you say "I'm gonna get that done, but in the mean time..."

You pass her the invite to the party, and she accepts.

"ohmygosh this is amazing! Thank you!"

"Thank yourself, you're one of the few who knows anything about that beast taming quest, and that's something I've been looking into, not even Argo knew much about it"

"Clearly you guys aren't talking to the NPCs... not that my reason for doing so was very good"

Oh?

"What?"

"Well... you're kinda like, the first actual person I've been able to talk to since we got trapped in this game, everyone else just ignored me, even the other kids, it was like I didn't exist, and I don't know why!"

Oh jesus not another sob story, you have your hands full as it is!

Wait

This is abridged Silica, which means...

Oh god no

"Well I'm sure there's an explination, but for now, here" you pass her a teleport crystal "get yourself to The Den, that's our home base, you know how to use this right?"

She nods "Thanks! Teleport The Den!"

You blink as the flash of light takes her away, and head on back to the plaza, setting her up with permissions, though she won't be getting a key to the Crown once you build that box, and you're going to have to invest in soundproofing now that a younger child is with you...

Go Home
Keep exploring

>>599316
>Go home
Question but why is silica being abridged the bad thing?

>>599316
>Go exploring on floor 3

>>599316
>Go Home
>>599328
Crayon eating bitch

>>599316
Get our ass to Floor 3 and start grinding.

>>599316
>Go Home
get party, go do guild quest, grind like fuck, get soundproofing,

>>599316
>Keep exploring
Grind motherfucker

>>599316
>Go Home

>>599332
Do you remember which episode this was shown in?

>>599316
>Go home

>>599316
>Keep exploring
>GRIND!

YOU CAN'T BE WEAK!

>>599338
Probably 4 or 5. Whichever one Silica was introduced in. It's when she and Kirito are eating together.

>>599316
>Keep exploring

Do not go home. Don't do it.

Oh yeah, forgot to ask. What was that dice roll for last thread, QM?

>>599338
Episode 4, where she gives an eight HOUR tragic backstory to Kirito.

>>599352
Resisting the secondary effects of the Crown

>>599316
You should probably head home before she fucks up everything in your home somehow, you realize. You lightly jog to the main plaza, finding it's only noon, jesus you woke up early.

"Teleport The Den!" you call to the sky, and it responds by taking you where you want to go. Fast travel is the best.

"Hey Wolfy!" Incog smiles at you as you walk into the kitchen "I see you found us a pup!"

"Har har" you say in your most sarcastic tone "I take it you like her?"

"Yeah, she seems nice, and I'm guessing you've got some game-related reason to want her here, so she's good in my books"

"Where's Argo? I need to talk to her about the guild quest"

"In the living room watching the news like usual... oh yeah uh, I kinda told her about the dream thing"

...

...

hang on you don't have enough ellipses

..................................................

"You wat"

"Well I didn't give her the full details honestly, but uh, you might find this interesting"

"Oh boy, what now?"

"She had the dream too"

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, I know right? She uh, gave me some details only we could know, so I'm certain she isn't lying, she has some... important things to talk about with you"

Oh this is just fucking perfect.

Confront Argo about the dream bullshit
Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest
Ignore her completely and go find Silica

>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest

>>599365
>Confront about the dream bullshit
Don't want that to simmer

>>599365

Confront Argo about the dream bullshit

>>599365
>Confront Argo about the dream bullshit

>>599365
>Confront argo
What could possibly go wrong?

>>599365
>Confront Argo about the dream bullshit
Being direct is the name of the game.
People problems? Talk it out.
Monster problems? Punch it until it dies.

>>599365
>Confront Argo about the dream bullshit

STOPPING FOR THE NIGHT WHILE I DEAL WITH SOMETHING IMPORTANT

>>599365
>Confront Argo about the dream bullshit
Two girl routes over, fucking sucks, lets just rip that band aid off.

Rolled 787 (1d1000)

>>599406
Goodluck QM

>>599365
>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest

Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest

>>599365
>Time to confront the bull-cow-fox lady friend of ours!

>>599365
>Confront Argo about the dream bullshit

>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest

Don't do the Harem option!

>>599365
>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest
>Attempt to wink at her from beneath a wolf mask

>>599365
>Confront Argo about the dream bullshit

>>599508
I mean, we could just say we think she's attractive but it's way too fucking early for this, just get to know one another, survive and get outta here.

>>599542
>wanting to fuck a rat
Get your dick out of the gutter and realize that she's an average anime in this world

More of this drama bullshit?
Fuck outta here

>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest

>>599667
better than senseless harem bullshit though right?

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>>599757

>>599757
yes

>>599757
No

>>599757
I enjoyed the grinding to become HUGE

>>599667
why are you even here
every single post you've made has just been shitposting, are you trying to be a faggot or something?

>>600261
>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest
>Attempt to wink at her from beneath a wolf mask

>Show new face to destroy harem

>>599365
>Confront argo about the dream bullshit.
I'm curious as to see what'll happen.

>>599796
Or we can have neither, but apparently there's a retard quota to fill.
>>599757
Is this supposed to that huge essay someone typed last thread? That every time you fuck up instead of owning it you put some long winded asspull excuse out of the blue to make it okay?

>>601411
>Pretend nothing is wrong and ask about the Guild Quest
>Attempt to wink at her from beneath a wolf mask

Confront the dream bullshit

>>599365
You quickly march down to the living room, finding Argo sprawled out on the couch, watching some random asshat go through a quest in a HUGE forest. You're pretty sure this is the 3rd floor, and apparently elves are a thing here.

But that's not why you're here. You pull up a chair next to her.

"So... Did you get seduced too?"

She shakes her head "she used it to make me get some sleep, really thought I should thank her for it... up until the point where the next thing I knew I was seeing you mostly naked and we were talking about a sex tape and everyone did and said thing they regret"

"So she did use it on you?"

"Yeah, but not for the same thing obviously"

You sigh "so, I'm... pretty sure we were all mostly lucid in that dream after a certain point, you wanna talk about it?"

"I'd rather pretend it never happened"

"As would I, but uh, if you really feel that way I'd rather get it all out in the open and not deal with cloak and dagger drama for the next three months"

"Fair enough, let's just say that most MMOs I've played don't have people who just randomly save a person's life and invite them into their home and feed them in exchange for literally nothing the person wouldnt have already done, if I had to psychoanalyze myself I'd day it's a bit of a hero worship thing compounded by the fact that you're physically attractive, and I'll most likely get over it quickly if you let me down"

Jesus Christ. Why. WHY do you keep grouping up with the sociopaths?

Fuck it, clearly you are a magnet for crazy, you have to learn to deal with it.

But that doesn't solve your current situation.

You sigh "I uh, don't really know what to say about that, on one hand I consider you a friend and an incredibly helpful ally, on the other I literally just got into a relationship with Incog and have no idea how she really would feel about polygamy without dream bullshit in the way, and I don't really know how I feel about it either"

"It's okay" she says, faintly smirking and looking up at you "I can wait for you to sort it out"

That's a relief...

>Talk about it with Incog
>Come to a decision on your own
>Set it aside until later

>>602683
>What were you saying about me being attractive?
+
>Take off mask

>>602683

>Talk about it with Incog

>>602692
Supporting, you crazy bastard.

>>602692
YES YOU FUCKING MADMAN

>>602683
>>Talk about it with Incog

>>602683
Talk about it with icog

>>602683
>>Talk about it with Incog

>>602683
>Set it aside until later
Harem shit later, grind/quests now.

>>602761
seconding

>>602683
"I'm gonna... I'm gonna talk with Incog about it, I mean, from my recollection she seemed okay with it but... You know"

She nods "yeah, she flip-flops, I know, remember in the labyrinth when she couldn't decide between stabbing the monster or kicking it in the balls?"

You share a quiet chuckle with her and stand up "right then, this is gonna suck"

Wait, you just remembered.

You grab Argo by the scruff of the neck, making her squirm and cry out, asking what you're doing, you ignore her finding Incog in the kitchen and grabing her as well and dragging the pair to the teleport pad.

"A little girl is already ahead of me on levels, so while I need to talk with you guys, I also have some grinding to do, so we're gonna go to the third floor and do the Guild quest while we discuss some things!"

You teleport to the main town on the 3rd floor, still dragging Argo and Incog until you reach a house you vaguely recall from Argo's last explination of the guild quest, where you let them go and trigger the NPC, getting the quest dialogue started while you start talking.

"So, Incog" you say, sitting everyone down next to the NPC "I assume you recall Argo's actions during the dream, and since I talked to her about it, and she's apparently got some real interest in us, or at least me, my question is: would you be okay with it?"

"Yeah, I'm fine sharing you, as long as it's okay with you!"

...that helps nothing

"Why are you okay with it? I was half expecting you to stab me for even asking!"

"Because... Huh, I don't know, I just don't really mind, more people more fun!"

You are so confused here.

"What?"

"I have several questions about that last statement" Argo says at last, having stopped listening to the NPC now that it had gone quiet.

"Well, it's not like I only like guys, and both of you share interests with me, /and/ you're both good looking, /and/ we make a good team during a fight!"

Chaotic neutral, everyone.

"Well shit, if you're both okay with it..."

>I'd like to wait a little longer anyways
>Okay, sure
>No, I'm not comfortable with it at all

>>602840
>>Okay, sure
no brakes

>>602840
>>No, I'm not comfortable with it at all
High time to get off the harem train. Until we meet Liz, then we can hop back on.

>>602840
>I'd like to wait a little longer anyways
something smells fishy in this…

>>602840
>Okay, sure
This'll end horribly.

I can't wait

>>602862

> hell no.

>>602840
>No, I'm not comfortable with it at all

>>602872
>Okay, sure
ALL ABOARD

>>602840
>Okay, sure

>>602840
>Okay, sure

>>602840
>Bros before hoes

Klein route activated.

>>602873
Fuck you anon, blacksmith waifu best waifu. In SAO anyway.

>>602840
>>I'd like to wait a little longer anyways
Let's just play it slow and focusing on not getting outleveled by FUCKING SILICA

>okay sure

>>602840
Okay sure

>>602840
OK sure
Small steps and water testing ahead though so, there's that

Why are we literally voluntarily choosing the harem, guys. Did my thing have no fucking effect?

Why, oh cruel world, why.

I'm actually not that pissed off about it. If people want to choose this shit, they can. Just a bit disheartened, you know.

>>603020
its better than being captured like a pokemon again

Ditch the harem, faggots. </3

>>603020
We can only trust OP to not repeat the shit covered last few episodes.

We should sew our wolf mask shut around our face so people cant take it off of us.

>>603020
WE NEED WILLINGLY SERVANTS AND SLAVES. PLUS IF WE GET ANY BUISNESS, CUTE WOMEN SELL.

>>603020
it fits the wolf theme we've got going on?

>>602840
>Okay, sure

>>603092
Actually it would fit wolf theme more to tear out throat of disgusting cat and rat invaders for trying to steal territory.

>>602840
>No, I'm not comfortable with it at all

>>602840
>>Okay, sure

>Well, it's not like I only like guys
I don't care how terrible she is, I want asuna now. Never had to deal with this shit from her.

We really got to talk about her therapy sessions at some point

>>603110
bit edgy there m8

>>603129
The abridged Asuna is far more insane than this chick.

>>603129
Anon no, She'd legit murder everybody in red zones if she had the chance and feel threatened. We must stay away from her. We need these people there extra skill slots.

>>602840
>>No, I'm not comfortable with it at all
I don't like this at all

Fuck, forgot she was a psycho to.
Extra levels of crazy for less lizzy doesn't seem so good now.

>>602840
Fuck it, you don't really have anything to lose and they both seem to actually think this can work, maybe they know something you don't, something in that time you were dreaming about doing this exact same fucking quest or some shit you have no idea.

"Okay, ya know what? I'll give it a shot, but please for the love of god let's start sl-"

"YAY!" Incog shouts, tackle-hugging Argo "This is gonna be great, I know it!"

She whispers something in the cloaked girl's ear, making her turn stiff as a board and red as a tomato.

You have several concerns about that, because you have never seen Argo blush, ever, which means Incog must have said something truly depraved to get her to respond like that. Fortunately you can probably ignore it, since there's no fear on Argo's face that you can see, only embarrassment.

Standing up, you smile at the pair "alright, well, first things first, we're starting a guild, remember?"

Incog nods, letting go of Argo "let's go!"

And so it goes, it doesn't take two hours this time around, because you've got two other people to help grind out the materials you need. Turns out the quest is virtually the same, which means you have a second chance to make a banner and a name.

Input Guild Name

>>603150
You don't choose wolf liyf, the wolf life chooses you

>>603218
>The Pack

>>603226
Depends on the pack.

>>603218
>Exodus
cause we want out of this fucking place.

inb4 we get yuricucked

FucKayaba.

>>603218
"The Ride Never Ends"

>>603218
>>603233
backing

>>603218
>[Insert Name Here]

>>603239
I'll back this.

>>603218
>>603265
This

say... what happens when we beat sao since we came from outside the setting we might not have an inworld body, only an ingame one, the relationship is likely to die there...

>>603218
Chortling Sarcophagus

>>603218

Pastebin wen?

>>603276
I would assume we pull a Yui and stick around in the internet somehow.

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that we have a harem and have a face that looks like an Eldritch abomination?

>>603218
Harembe

>>603276
>We're all neckbeards

Many keks. but we all end up going to school and the only real difference is we have an amazing face again.

>>603294
Our face is fine and so is our guild anon. No issues here what so ever.

Leave it blank
" "

>>598887
>>603300
>Our face looks fine

>>603307
I could get behind this

>People not suggesting RULES OF NATURE

Make your dreams come true, Anons.

>>603218
>The Pack
i liked RULES OF NATURE but the pack is a nice change

>>603218
>RULES OF NATURE

Sorry for cutting it short today guys, a MASSIVE MIGRANE has stricken me like lightning from a clear blue sky, and I must end my suffering with ibuprofen, acetometophin, and sleep.