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So, last time things didn't go so hot. Nappa's dead, but Vegeta's gone Great Ape and killed four people. Now you're wounded and divided.

Good luck

Hooray for suffering!

Oh fuck yes yes yes I thought we were on hiatus

>>562731
Not until this saga is over, at least, and even then I'll be running another quest.

With no blackjack

But possibly hookers

>>562734
Fuck you give me blackjack. I love blackjack

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>>562728
i am ready.

>>562734
Forget the blackjack! Eh, forget the whole thing...
>>562723
Oh boy the easiest saga!

Vegeta's getting closer.

You're about as well hidden as you can possibly be in the current landscape, taking cover under a rock formation and suppressing your power, just in case he brought a scouter with him that he can wear in his ape form. After all that's happened in this battle, you aren't ruling anything out.

Chichi's crouched beside you, thankfully having left her catatonic state once presented with a glimmer of hope. Her power is suppressed as well, and her eyes scan the skies, looking for any sign of the Saiyan ape.

Roshi and Shen may have injured him by some miracle, but he's still much too strong for you and your friends to take on, even together. Splitting up should have bought at least a few of you some time, but it seems Vegeta's somehow already on your trail, his massive energy swiftly approaching your location.

If he finds you, you're as good as dead.

"Should we try catching him by surprise?" Chichi asks. "If I can use my Kienzan before he knows where we are, we can win this fight."

>A. No, the two of you need to stay hidden at all costs

>B. No, you'll draw his attention, then she can try it

>C. Something else

B) Kienzan that tail, get him out of ape form

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>>562759
>B. No, you'll draw his attention, then she can try it
Worth a shot.

...do we know solar flare?

Do we know the Kienzan?

>>562768
No, you never bothered to learn it

DC 80 to try, if you'd like to roll the dice

>>562759
>>A. No, the two of you need to stay hidden at all costs

We need to wait a bit before trying that, It will seem too obvious if we do it now, we need a better opening.

>>562759
>B. No, you'll draw his attention, then she can try it

>>562771
No, you do not

DC 80 to try

>>562772
>No, you never bothered to learn it
Oh fuck what's wrong with us? That's THE utility move.

I would like to try it.

>>562772
What's the DC to light(ning) shot his eyes as a distraction for Chi-Chi?

>>562779
93

>>562780
DC to use Shadow Clone to distract him?
I figured out your master plan for the Androids, SOM.

>>562759

>B
>C

See if we can sense the others, so we can find out where they went.

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>>562778
>Blinding flash from behind rocks

Tofoo: "Yes, i learned the solar flare!"

Vegeta: "THERE YOU ARE!"

CANT STOP
CANT STOP THE BEAT

>>562785
By Shadow Clone, do you mean Multiform or Afterimage?

Because the multiform will have a DC of 80

>>562785
Also, what is my master plan?

>>562790
>multiform will have a DC of 80
I'm torn between this and taiyoken now.

>>562793
Gero is going to use Nappa's remains for an Android, there weren't any in canon, but there are now.

>>562767
I'll be random joe mc buddy guy only if we can bang the avatar

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I hate posting from work I always miss the vote

Okay guys we either BTFO vegeta after cutting off his tail then kinezan him in half or get BTFOd by vegeta but waste like 30 minutes of his time

>>562806
SOM set it would be set long before TLA.
I don't know if I want to waifu Kyoshi or Yangchen or Kuruk.

>>562812
Well Piccolo is on his way but as far as we (not Tofoo) know he is 3 hours out

>>562767
Never forget the not!Earth Kingdom queen

>>562817
Yeah unless he sees what's going on and gets a motivational speed boost or were all fucked

>>562812
I saw we cut him while he's big. He's honestly a bigger threat when he's smaller, cause the Kienzan is pretty much our best hope, and of course he's gonna dodge it when he's small.

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>>562765
>>562768
>>562775
"No," you tell her, knowing that catching Vegeta off-guard just won't happen. "Here's what we'll do; I'll draw his attention, and while he's focused on me, use your Kienzan to cut off his tail."

"Don't be stupid," she hisses. "He'll kill you before I even have the chance to make my attack."

She's probably right, but given the current situation, there aren't very many options. The two of you would die in an instant if you confronted him directly, or tried to flee. At least this way there's the slightest chance of success.

There's no time for further debate, either. Vegeta's here.

From your hiding spot, you see his massive form fall from the sky, shaking the Earth as he lands with a deafening thud. He seems to have received some minor burns in some places, making you wonder just what in the hell Shen and Roshi did to hold him off.

Despite having clearly undergone an unpleasant experience, Vegeta looks to be in high spirits, a smile that promises torment on his face as he looks around the area.

"Come out, come out wherever you are!" he laughs, taking an Earth-shaking step forward. "You can't hide. I can hear you halfway across the planet."

A sound fills the air, and it takes a moment for you to realize that he's sniffing.

"And I have your scent."

>A. Remain hidden for as long as possible

>B. Try the Solar Flare (80)

>C. Try the multiform technique and send a copy to draw him off (80)

>D. Try the Kienzan (80)

>E. Rush out and try to draw his attention from Chichi

>F. Something else

>>562827
>B. Try the Solar Flare (80)

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>>562827
>B. Try the Solar Flare (80)
>The DC is only 80.

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I can't pick an option back to work good luck guys

B

>>562827

>B

The other rolls will work just as well, but the Solar Flare is probably the best move to learn in the long run, even if it's in a life or death situation.

>>562827
Dc to multiform then solar flare giving us an opening to decapitate him with kinezan

>>562842
100

>>562827
>>B. Try the Solar Flare (80)

>>562827
>B

I'm prepared for a high chance of death. I should probably start dumping game over themes at this point.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>562843
Worth a shot

>>562803
Neat idea, but no

>>562806
Well, wasn't gonna say this, but if you aren't the Avatar, the Avatar will be a girl

>>562853
Can we be the double Avatar, who is twice as awesome as the normal Avatar and can use Eight Forms of Bending?

>>562853
Oh god is it Kyoshi? Is it Yangchen? The Earthbender directly succeeding Wan?

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>>562853
>Female avatar, MaleMC

Oh god Som, what are you doing? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? *WAIFUING INTENSIFIES*

>>562856
No

>>562858
No, somewhere in the middle

>>562864
I know exactly what I'm doing

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>>562830
>>562832
>>562835
>>562841
>>562846
>>562848
ROLL

May the Dice Gods, the waifus, and Lord Kek smile upon you

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>>562871

>>562865
Can we be the Evil Avatar, from the really fucking retarded season of Legend of Korra?

>>562856
>Limiting yourself to only 8
What if I told you
their were 16 Lost bending arts

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>562871

>>562865
That makes me feel a strange sense of relief. Will the MC be attracted to any gender that isn't ours then? Or will you hardlock us out of a relationship via having her already taken? It doesn't matter i guess. But they will try, Som, they will try.

>>562875
No

But be warned, there will be spirit shenanigans in this quest

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>562871
PRAISE KEK!

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AVATAR WAIFU

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>>562871

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>562871

>>562876
>16 Bending Arts
What do you think we are, the Quadruple Avatar?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>562871

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Yall just had to go for the fucking high roll

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>>562874
>>562877
>>562884
>>562886
>>562887
>>562894
Whelp

>>562895
They were all high rolls.

>>562884
>>562877
>>562874
>>562871

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkIMc8jv-rM

>>562898
DC to Spontaneously know Metamorian Fusion

>>562892
No anon, we'd be avatar squared

>>562892
I can think of at least 10 bending arts, counting subsets.
>>562898
>Don't even fail badly to a weak opponent
>Kills us so he can make his Avatar masturbation quest
Classic SOMNIUS!

>>562898
>We jumped on the Vegeta rape train
I want off his giant monkey

>>562913
>You

Broken arm

Power level of 4000 at your best

>Vegeta

Great ape

Power level right now at 150,000

Do the math

> we solar flare but in the wrong position so we only blind one eye and get evaporated

>>562916
we win, no contest?

>>562913
Really dude?

>>562916
>powerlevels mattering

>>562923
It only becomes irrelevant in the cell saga

Man I always suggested solar flare as one of the moves we learned over the time skip but got shot down

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>>562923
I know that power levels have a high margin of error, anon, but think about this. When ants battle a dinosaur, who do you think emerges the victor?

>>562922
Yeah
>Fire
>Water
>Earth
>Air
>Spirit
>Metal
>Lava
>Lightning
>Blood
>Plant

>>562931
the ant because its buddy can make a fucking energy buzzsaw

>>562931
Ants are alive and dinosaurs aren't tho

>>562931
SOM ants can lift, like, 50x their own weight! You have metaphor'ed yourself into a trap!

>>562931
Ants. You ever seen those fucking giant african ants swarm all over something?

>>562935
That's because the ants weren't hunted by the dinosaurs.

We are an ant, and we just pissed off a bloody powerful dinosaur.

>>562935
That's not the fucking point

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>>562874
>>562877
>>562884
"Get ready," you warn Chichi. "And cover your eyes."

"You still want to play hide and seek?" Vegeta taunts, slowly drawing closer to your hiding place.

"Here we go," you whisper to Chichi, bracing yourself.

Vegeta's booming footfalls draw closer and closer, the slow pace telling you that Vegeta already knows where you are, and is purposely drawing this out for his own sadistic pleasure. Your heart races, every beat bringing you closer to the moment that will decide your fate.

"I wonder what's hiding under the rock," Vegeta says, his voice right above you now.

It's time.

You zoom from beneath the rock formation, shooting into the air and holding your hands in front of your face as you reach Vegeta's eye level.

"SOLAR FLARE!" you shout, hoping to create a blinding light that will stun Vegeta long enough for Chichi to make her move.

But, no such luck, and an instant later the ape's massive fist slams into your body, shattering several bones and sending you crashing to the ground after a descent that lasts several seconds.

The ground gives way beneath you, and you find yourself lying in a crater, the light around you slowly fading as the pain seems to slowly vanish.

>A. Hold on! (80)

>B. Just let go

>>562962
Is this even a choice?

>B, Hold on!

>>562962
>Hold on!
Don't count us out yet!

>>562962
>A. Hold on! (80)

>>562962
>>A. Hold on! (80)

>>562962
>A. Hold on! (80)

So Som when you planning on running this Avatar Quest im hearing so much about?

There was a really really cool one that ran for a few threads on tg

We played a fire bender that focused on steam due to some spiritual shenanigans

>>562976
Depends on when this quest goes to Hiatus, and how my schedule looks

>>562990
Not feeling running 2 at a time?

Not as hard as it seems as long as you put a day of rest between each run

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>>562964
>>562965
>>562966
>>562969
>>562973
ROLL

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>562996

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>562996

>>562996
>>562998
No need SOM.

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>>562998
Nice

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>>562998
PRAISE BATHTIME BULMA

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>>562996

dice+1d100

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>>562998
CLUTCH!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>562996

>>563007
I'm new here

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>562996
I haven't rolled in months!

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>>562998
Hail me, for I am your savior

>>563007
>>563015
Options field.
That's where it goes.p

>>563020
Thank you.

>>563015
We were all new once. It's okay

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>>563015

>>563023
It's fine.
Save the shame for when you roll a crit fail.

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>>562999
No, you aren't just going to roll over and die. Not like this, not for him. You have a wife and child waiting for you back home, and a world that needs you to protect it.

You'll hold on.

Still, there's not much you can do at the moment beyond lying where you are and enduring the pain. You can't seem to move your arms or legs, and just trying causes you to feel total agony.

But, hey, at least you're alive.

Chichi's in serious danger, though. Vegeta either assumes you're dead, or doesn't find you worth any more of his time, and has turned his attention to the rock formation where you and Chichi had hidden.

She hasn't revealed herself yet, but you figure she has a few seconds at best before Vegeta finds her and rips her limb from limb. You send a silent apology to Krillin and the Ox King for not being able to protect her, and brace yourself for the screams.

What comes is something entirely different; a massive surge of power.

Focusing your mind (about the only thing that you can use at the moment), you try to figure out what's going on. At first, you're hopeful that it's Piccolo, but when you sense Goku close by the power, you realize that the situation just got even worse.

It's Kori, and her power has increased several times over, which can only mean that she's transformed as well.

Vegeta looks in that direction, perhaps somehow hearing the roars of the other Saiyan from all the way out here. Ignoring Chichi for the moment, he laughs to himself and begins to fly off.

>A. Shout for Chichi to throw a Kienzan

>B. Stay quiet

>C. Wait for him to leave, then call for Chichi to help

>D. Something else

>>563038
>B. Stay quiet
She can make the call. We're all fucked up and probably not reliable.

>>563038
>B. Stay quiet

>>563038
>B Shut up
Chichi got this.

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>>563038

>B
>C

I don't wanna fight Vegeta anymore.

>>563038
>C. Wait for him to leave, then call for Chichi to help

The way i see it, she's either going to try to Kienzan now or not, so might as well get some help out of it.

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>>563038
>B. Stay quiet

>mfw waking up from my nap and reading this thread

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>>563038
>B. Stay Quiet
rolling for how silent we are

>>563038

>A.
>D. Throw it while Vegeta is distracted fighting Kori

Can we try to send the message telepathically?

>>563073
Sure, you can

>>563057
SOM still isn't letting us off the Vegeta rape train.

>>563079
Yeah, but I just want to take a break and snack on some Senzu Beans.

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>>563078

DC?

>>563086
No DC required, anon

>>563085
Not happening.
The rape isn't stopping before it reaches its destination.

>>563073
I'm down with this

>>563073
It shouldn't work, and we'll likely look like an idiot. But just as an off chance... I'll support it.

>>563038
>>B. Stay quiet
>>D. Something else
If he notices Chi-Chi, try and up the willpower to shoot him in the eye with a ki blast.

>>563049
>>563054
>>563053
Chichi could try to throw a Kienzan now and catch Vegeta off-guard, but odds are he's expecting such an attack, and luckily, Chichi seems to know that.

The massive ape flies away, soon vanishing from sight. You track its power as it speeds in the direction of the other two Saiyans, leaving you and Chichi alone. She waits a few moments before emerging from hiding, locking onto your faint power level and rushing to your side.

There's a great deal of concern on her face as she kneels beside you, realizing how seriously hurt you are after only a quick glance.

"Come on," she tells you. "Let's get you to Korin."

>A. Thank her

>B. No, she needs to go after Vegeta, and hit him with a Kienzan while he's distracted by Kori

>C. Something else

>>563113

>A. Thank her
I'm selfish and don't want Tofoo to die, PLUS, WE CAN BRING BACK SENSUUUUUUS!

>>563113
>B but less a "do it" and more a suggestion. We're injured but she's got the more objective perspective here.

>>563113
>>B. No, she needs to go after Vegeta, and hit him with a Kienzan while he's distracted by Kori
The tail is more important. Remove the tail.

>>C. Something else
Ask her to call Dark Nimbus to us and have her put us on it first.

>>563113
B
We were useless
She has a chance of ending this
Let's take it
in fact
Charge up a kinezan with her and make it guided so when hers misses we can hit ours

>>563113
>C. Something else
call dark nimbus to take us, she needs to go help

>>563125
Supporting this, everyone should support this. It kills both birds with one stone.

>>563125
this

>>563125
Supporting, add a please don't die Chichi you are our best bet at stopping him the way he is now a rend if I am right Kori too

>>563113
>C. "Goku and kori are in trouble. I took that hit directly, and my body was shattered, i'm no help right now. Go help them, please."

>>563133
I support this.

>>563125
Good suggestion, anon

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>>563139
>and if I am right
Damn auto correct

>>563125

Supporting

>>563125
this

>>563125
>>563133
"No, you need to go after Vegeta," you tell her. "Cut off his tail while he's distracted."

"What about you?" she asks, wanting to do as you've said, but also not wanting to leave you here to die.

"Call the Dark Nimbus for me," you instruct. "Put me on it, and I'll take it to Korin."

"Will it even come if I call it?" she asks skeptically. "I thought the Dark Nimbus only listened to you."

"Well, it's worth a try," you tell her.

Giving a nod, Chichi stands back up, cupping her hands in front of her mouth and taking a deep breath before shouting to the sky.

"DARK NIMBUS!"

She stares into the sky, waiting patiently, but there's no sign of your cloud.

"You need to call for it," Chichi tells you. "Do you think you can manage that?"

>A. Try calling for it

>B. (Lie) Yeah, she should go ahead, you'll be fine

>C. Ask her to take you to Korin

>D. Something else

>>563200
>>A. Try calling for it

>>563200
>Try calling it.

>>563200
A

>>563200

>A, Call for it.

>>563200
We should still be able to amplify our ki, right?
We're just injured, we didn't use most of our energy.

If we amplify our ki and focus it into our throat without releasing it, we could probably shout extra loud despite being half dead.

>>563200
>A.

>>563200
>>A. Try calling for it

Oh damn it.

>>563213
That's actually an interesting idea

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>>563213
Tofoo should be used to it right? Bear shout is our bread and butter

>>563240
It has not been a good day for Tofoo

>>563213
>>563231
i'd be fine with this as well, although I didn't think we needed to yell that loudly to call for nimbus. however if our lungs are crushed I can see how that would be a problem.

>>563249
Dude, what if we turned that into an attack?
Can you imagine a sonic scream attack with all the ki of a kamehameha behind it?

https://youtu.be/OiJNxRVOUZQ?t=33

Som dc to realize just how fucking useless we are and that when ever we have something to protect we always fail to succeed at the most important and create a bigger malicious aura than friza

>>563200

>B. (Lie) Yeah, she should go ahead, you'll be fine

>A. Try calling for it

fug

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>>563213
>>563212
The truth is, you're too weak to call for the Nimbus as loud as you'd need to. But, you think you have a workaround.

Amplifying what ki you have left for a moment, and channeling it into your throat, you shout as loud as you can.

"DARK NIMBUS!"

Your vision starts to swim, but you're pretty sure that you see your cloud rushing to your side. A few seconds later, you feel Chichi gently scoop you up into her arms and place you on the cloud. She takes to the sky, flying after Vegeta as fast as she can, and the Dark Nimbus begins heading for Korin Tower.

There isn't much you can do on the way there. You lie back and wait for the Dark Nimbus to get you where you need to go, and soon, you're hovering in front of Korin, who hands you a Senzu Bean.

"Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and Yamcha were just here," he tells you. as he puts the bean in your mouth. "They took all of my beans but two. You got lucky, Tofoo."

The surge of strength as your power is restored is wonderful, and you hop up off of the Dark Nimbus, moving your recently broken arm back and forth.

"You should hurry," Korin tells you. "The others are going to need your help."

>A. Ask where Yamcha and the others went

>B. Ask if he knows what's going on down there

>C. Go to the battlefield

>D. Something else

>>563299

>C
>D, ask for the last Senzu. Keep it in case the others are lost or destroyed in the fight. Can't keep all of our eggs in one basket, right?

>>563309
They were leaving those two behind for Piccolo

>>563324

Why keep the Senzu at Korin's when they can all be at the battlefield? Surely that's where Piccolo will be, right?

>>563309
This

>>563334
Assuming you all live, sure

>>563299
>A. Ask where Yamcha and the others went

>>563334
Well, if you get shot in the beanbags, it ain't gonna do you much good.

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>>563299
>A. Ask where Yamcha and the others went
>C. Go to the battlefield

>D. Something else
Sense for any energies we can find. Who ded, who not ded?

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>>563340
>>563309
"Can I take your last Senzu Bean?" you ask Korin.

"I was saving it for Piccolo," he answers. "But I still have no idea where he is, and we're running out of time. I guess we need to do everything we can to hold out until he gets back."

Korin walks over to a pot on the ground, crawling into it before emerging with the final Senzu Bean resting in his paw. He tosses it over to you, and once you have it, you hop back onto the Dark Nimbus and race toward the battlefield.

That's when you feel it.

Vegeta's energy is taking a nosedive. Either Kori somehow performed a miracle and overpowered the other ape, or Chichi succeeded in removing the Saiyan's tail. You can still feel Goku and Kori, which is good, but less than a minute after, you feel Chichi's energy rapidly waning.

"Faster, Nimbus!" you shout to your cloud, which desperately tries to obey, pushing itself to its limits as it rushes toward your friends.

You can feel other powers converging on that location; Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and Chaozu. The cavalry's coming, you just hope it's arrived in time.

A roar in the distance lets you know that you're close, and you soon arrive to the sight of a normal-sized Vegeta rapidly moving to dodge the wild strikes of a great ape that can only be Kori.

Goku watches from the sidelines, while Yamcha feeds Chichi a Senzu Bean. A nasty hole in her chest quickly closes up, and she gets back to her feet.

>A. Go down and ask her what happened

>B. Go over to Goku

>C. Hang back and watch from where you are

>D. Something else

>>563398
>>D. Something else
Wait for Vegeta to use a distructo disc then shout 'The Fuck!' since Krillin is dead.

>>563398
>D. Something else
DC to fire two light shots to end up making Vegeta lose his concentration, he's busy focus on dodging Kori, might as well help her out by making her able to punch him.

>>563398

>A

>>563398
>D. Something else
Run in and blindside Vegeta with a Thunder Punch.

Do it.

>>563418

Nevermind, supporting >>563417

Why didn't we just aim the destruction disk for Vegetas waist?

Shredding some organs seems better to me than cutting off the tail

>>563398
>>B. Go over to Goku

SOM, why aren't more people dying?

Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, Chi-Chi, Kori, Goku, and Tofoo are all still alive

Having more than 5 ppl alive for Namek is too much

SOM fix pls, need 2 more deds

>>563429
Because we want Vegeta to survive to provide endless amounts of salt and amusement.

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>>563438
Zamasu stop trying to off the Ningen.

>>563438
Give it time, anon, Vegeta's alive and much stronger than the rest of you

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>>563438

>>563441
Fuck that shit

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>>563448
>>563459
>>563441
>>563438
Still, he makes a fair point

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>>563438

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>>563474
BLACK PLEASE.

>>563474
Why hasn't Piccolo shown up? I really want to see our savior get his shit pushed in. I'm predicting he'll be around PL 8000~

so how Royaly fucked is vegeta right now? Our ace is still on there way and he's already badly hurt from the Roshi Shen team combo

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>>563485
Oh man that image

>>563405
seconding

>>563493
On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Vegeta's perfectly fine and a 10 is he's totally screwed.

I'd guess about a 2.5 maybe a 3

>>563474
>>563438
To be fair, Chi-Chi won't be going to Namek somone has to watch the kids, Kori is this quests Gohan, Yamcha is going to fade into yamcha-dom soon, Tien and Chiaotzu may come along.

>>563508
Oozaru takes a lot out of people, and he's wounded from getting his tail ripped off, and the team combo. I'd give it a 3.5, 4.5. Once Piccolo shows up, it's a 9.

>>563485
>Says the saiyan to the divine clone
>Both who have Zenkai

Well memed Toei(?)

>>563438
Not wanting for Tien and Yamcha to fight the Blue Hurricane and Red Magma.

Som how much time till piccolo comes and eats our scrapes

>>563474

Get off of Som's computer, Zamasu.

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>>563417
>>563424
Holding your hands toward Vegeta, you fire two small balls of energy from your palms, directing them down toward the fleeing Saiyan. He doesn't even see them coming, allowing your blasts to strike him.Unfortunately, even in his normal state, his power is far greater than yours, and your attack doesn't do any actual damage to him.

Casting a hateful glance in your direction, he narrowly avoids being crushed by the massive ape, who shatters a rock formation with the punch that was aimed at the smaller Saiyan.

Vegeta circles behind her, holding his hand over his head.

"No...." you hear Chichi gasp.

A disk of light appears over the Saiyan's upturned palm, spinning around and around as it waits for Vegeta to release it.

"KORI!" Goku shouts at the top of his lungs. "THIS IS DADDY! LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

Kori growls, turning to face Vegeta, regarding him with a snarl.

"Don't worry Kakarot, you'll see her in Hell soon enough!"

He throws the dick, aiming at Kori's head, but the ape obeys her father's instructions, leaping into the air and avoiding decapitation. Unfortunately, her tail hangs below the rest of her body, and the disk slices right through it.Her hair begins to vanish, and her body begins to shrink, her eyes open wide, then shut as her body falls to the ground and reverts to its normal state.

The armor has some serious elastic properties, so luckily the unconscious child is still clothed. But, she's also out could, leaving the rest of you to contend with a very pissed off Vegeta.

"Now, where was I?" Vegeta asks, turning to regard what's left of your team. "Right, I think I remember. I promised that you would suffer like no other."

His eyes fall on Chichi, and you can see surprise on his face.

"How did you get back up?!" he demands.

She doesn't answer, instead dropping into a fighting stance, Yamcha doing the same at her side.

Vegeta looks up at you, scowling.

"Stubborn little weaklings," he comments. "You're a lot more tricky than I was expecting. Unfortunately for you, that really pisses me off!"

>A. Tell him that he can't win; he's completely outnumbered

>B. Try the Solar Flare (79)

>B. Try the Kienzan (80)

>C. Charge down at him, and have everyone else do it

>D. Get with Chichi and Yamcha, and prepare to fight

>E. Something else

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>>563561
>He throws the dick, aiming at Kori's head,

>>563561
>He throws the dick
Jesus, Vegeta. She's way underage.

>>563561
>He throws the dick
DISTRUCTO DICK!

>>563561
>D. Get with Chichi and Yamcha, and prepare to fight
>A. Tell him that he can't win; he's completely outnumbered

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>>563561
>E. Something else
Give him the finger
>A. Tell him that he can't win; he's completely outnumbered

>>563583
>>563573
>>563568
How did I mess that one up? HOW?

>>563561
>E
Combine Kamehamehas with Chichi and Yamcha

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>>563561
>>D. Get with Chichi and Yamcha, and prepare to fight

>>563568
Pedo Vegeta confirmed

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>>563586
>he throws the dick
>fortunately the child is still clothed
-Sominus, 2016

>>563586
You got dick on the brain don't worry happens to the best of us

>>563586
Your subconscious is showing. While i kid you, you will never live this down. Never.

>>563586
Because one way or another Vegeta still gets his little kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdkWQ1VICVE

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>>563586

Every QM rolls a 1 twice in a row at least once in their life.

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>>563586
I leave for a few hours, and when I come back this happens and no one else is dead.

Great hardest saga SOM. The Android Saga just got ten feet higher. [/spoiler[

>>563561
>B. Try the Solar Flare (79)

>C. Charge down at him, and have everyone else do it

Blind him and deal some damage.

Even as powerful as he is, I bet a Bear Claw or Power Geyser would fuck him up if it lands.

>>563561
>D.
>>563586
I had a good laugh. Also Kori was knocked out could

>>563598
>>563590
>>563561
>E. Yell to vegeta that he's a pedophile to distract him, then solar flare

>>563615
WHY DID I FUCK THAT POST UP SO BAD

>>563622
More like

>WHY DID I DICK UP THAT POST SO BAD

>>563622
I've accidentally swapped names before leading to confused anons voting weirdly. It happens.

>>563622
PEDO AVATAR QUEST CONFIRMED! We play as the Humbert to the Avatar's Dolores!

>E Kamehameha

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>>563622
Deep breaths Som, it's not like we're laughing at you or anything.

>>563649
Maybe the reason why SOM is so jaded is because his questrunners are worse to him than any other QM's are to them.

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>>563657
I love Som though

>>563657
I dunno. Kato's runners can be salty as fuck, and Metaquest faced some pretty good salt too

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>>563584
>>563590
>>563615
Landing beside Chichi and Yamcha, you prepare yourself for battle. Goku and Chaozu come to join the fray, but Tenshinhan remains in the sky, staring down at Vegeta with a scowl.

"You're going to pay for what you did to Krillin, Ox King, Master Roshi, and Master Shen," he promises the Saiyan.

"Is that right?" Vegeta asks, staring up at the three-eyed man. "Well, it looks like someone's volunteering to die next."

Tenshinhan slowly raises his hands, slamming his palms together and pointing ahead with both pointer fingers. He then spreads his palms apart, creating a diamond with his fingertips.

"So, someone has another trick up their sleeve, do they?" Vegeta asks, sounding amused. "Alright, weakling, let's see what you've got."

>A. Shout for everyone to take cover

>B. Brace yourself

>C. Tell Vegeta he should get out of the way

>D. Something else

>>563675
>D. Something else
Don't just sit there. Charge up a Kamehameha. Have everyone else do the same.

>>563675
>>D. Something else
Pretend that it's not dangerous as to not alert Vegeta.

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>>563640
>>563635
>>563627
>>563649
>>563657
Well, maybe this will get people to stop mentioning the pit

>>563675
Whats the dc to break the ground underneath Vegeta so he loses some stability if he tries to dodge at the last second?

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>>563675
>B.
>D. Tell the others that if Tien can hold him down to prepare their strongest attacks to hit Vegeta with.

>>563675
>D. Charge up a full power kamehameha to hit vegeta with, either when he dodges or gets hit by the kikoho
>Ask tenshinhan to teach us the kikoho when this is all over

>>563671
They seem to target each other though, at least what I've seen in Tuffle Quest.
>>563675
>D. Get everyone to use their best beam move (I feel like Kienzan and Spirit Ball wouldn't work with Tri-Beam)

>>563679
>B. Brace yourself

As soon as it hits get ready to leap in and bear claw Vegeta.

>>563675
D. Get white baldy to hold Vegina in place like he did with NapNap

>>563681
Only if you let us lick the Avatar loli.

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>>563561

We risky now boys

>B, Solar Flare
>B, Kienzan

We pull the old 1, 2 and bisect Vegeta to save the day.

>>563695
>Avatar Loli

What kind of quest you think I'm running?

>>563675
B
Tien about to paradox a space monkey
Friza is happy

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>>563681

>>563694
Seconding

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>>563681
I don't know what you are talking about, but now I'm going to find out.

Well, what is it? I want to know.

>>563694
Thirding! I forgot he was there, have him do it just before he goes to DODGE.

>>563699
The Avatar is a young girl on the cusp of puberty and we have to guide her on her journeys. Spiritual, physical, and sexual.

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>>563737

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Pedoquest?

Eh, I'm down. It's not really my thing but I suppose I gotta support ALL fetishes, otherwise I have to turn in my 4chan oldfag license.

Except if it turns male homopedo.
Male homopedo is the worst shit ever. and it spreads irl too!
http://tribes.tribe.net/methmen4boys
Check this bullshit out. I don't want that.

>>563742
It could worse SOM, she could have a gross monster penis

>>563694
Thisis a good Idea, you can charge a group Kamehameha while Chaotzu does this. Maybe we can even donate energy to him so he can immobilize Vegeta for a longer time?

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>>563756
>>563759
THE MEME RETURNS!

>>563777
The legend never dies SOM. Never.

>>563777
I think the meme looks pretty.

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>>563777
>>563802
>>563805
>>563759
Multiform and meme all three

>>563820
We should totally hook Goku up with Bulma and have them make a genius half-saiyan daughter, and then hook up with that daughter, for the superior genetics.

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>>563679
>>563685
Knowing what Tenshinhan is about to do, you brace yourself, but also warn the others to start charging their most powerful attacks. As Goku lands by your side, the four of you put your right feet back and cup your hands, gathering energy.

Chaozu, meanwhile, holds his hands out toward Vegeta, who continues to smirk up at Tenshinhan.

"Well?" the Saiyan asks. "I'm waiting."

"KIKOHO!" Tenshinhan shouts at the top of his lungs, unleashing his most powerful attack on the arrogant Saiyan.

Vegeta cries out in surprise as the blast strikes him, creating a massive, square crater beneath his feet, and pushing him beneath the surface.

"Ka.....me......" you and the others start.

Vegeta attempts to fly from the hole, but Tenshinhan is waiting.

"KIKOHO!"

Another blast shoots down, and Vegeta attempts to move out of the way, only to suddenly falter and be struck bu the blast, which pushes him back into the ground.

Glancing over, you see Chaozu holding his hands in the direction of the Saiyan, a focused look on his face.

"Ha....me....." the four of you continue.

Vegeta races from the pit again, this time at an angle to avoid Tenshinhan's attack. Unfortunately for him, Tenshinhan isn't the next one to strike.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" the four of you shout, thrusting your hands toward Vegeta.

Four energy waves combine into one, which barrels toward the Saiyan. Once again, he finds himself unable to dodge thanks to Chaozu's interference, and is struck by the full force of your blasts.

There's a yell, and chunks of his armor go flying. You feel his power take a serious dive, and for a moment, it seems as though this might be it.

Then, a beam of light shoots from the smoke, going through Tenshinhan's heart. As the three-eyed warrior falls toward the ground, Chaozu rushes to catch him, only to be struck by Vegeta, who leaps from the smoke and punches the little man with such force that his neck is broken.

"No!" Goku shouts in horror.

Chaozu is already gone, and Tenshinhan might not be able to eat a Senzu Bean in his current state.

Judging by the way Vegeta's looking at you, getting to Tenshinhan isn't a possibility, anyway.

"You're going to die," Vegeta promises. "All of you are going to die!"

"Well, what do we do now?" Yamcha asks.

>A. Die, probably

>B. Have everyone attack at once

>C. Have everyone get ready to defend

>D. Tell Chichi to use her Kienzan

>E. Attempt the Solar Flare (80)

>F. Something else

>B
>D

>>563836
>>E. Attempt the Solar Flare (80)
>>F. Something else
Have EVERYONE Attempt to Solar Flare. We're going to solar flare so hard, it'll look like Freiza's in the shower with Dodoria's thick meaty vagina.

>>563836
>E. Attempt the Solar Flare (80)
>D. Tell Chichi to use her Kienzan

ALMOST THERE GUYS

Man, Doctor Dose is gonna mop the floor with 'Geets if he ever shows up.