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After parting ways with all of them you made your way to the laboratory where Yata is doing his usual things.
He peeks over his workstation packed with various chemicals as you enter.

"I assume you know why I'm here."

"Yes, Mila Rose already informed me.
An expedition into the human world? How exciting!"

"Yeah, but I'm not going there for a vacation.
I'll have to do some babysitting and I was hoping you could give me a helping hand."

He waves his finger in the air as he rummages around in a pile of stuff.
"Way ahead of you!"
When he stands up you can see a small white satchel in his hands.
"I went ahead and gathered up a few things that'll most certainly come in handy.
I'm willing to part ways with these highly sophisticated, *cough* experimental *cough* and totally stable items in exchange for one simple thing!"

You groan with annoyance.
"What is it this time?"

"Oh nothing shady, I promise!"
He pulls out a small pill from under his coat.
"Sallow this!"

"THAT'S EASILY THE SHADIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!"
You erupt with rage.
"Knowing you that could either cure cancer or make me shit out my organs!"

However before you could continue he slaps you on the head with a rolled up sheet of paper.
"Stop being a wuss and listen to me.
This is nothing more than a simple device used to record information about the living world.
Once in your system this thing will begin transmitting all the data that I need.
With this you won't have to go out of your way to help me with my research."

You look at the average looking pill with doubt clouding your mind.
"And what do I get in exchange?"

"I'm glad you asked!"
With that he opens the satchel he's holding.
"The bag contains several things you'll no doubt find useful!
Firstly are these prototype food pills. Each contains enough nutrients to sustain someone like you for five days.
And the best part is that they let out the condensed reishi over time, so you won't have to eat in that time period but your stomach will feel empty."
He then shows you a piece of folded cloth.
"This is a compact version of the reiatsu eating fabric I developed. With the press of a button it can compress or decompress so it can fit in your palm if needed!"

"These are all useful but nothing out of the ordinary.
Are you trying to scam me here?"

"I simply left the best for last my friend."
He shows you a syringe full of transparent liquid.
"I'll only give you one of these in case of an emergency but even then I'd advise against using it.
This drug will turn whoever gets it into a killing machine.
I created this by cultivating a new strain of Einherjar that work quite differently.
They won't heal the user but instead they override the users adrenal glands so they begin flooding your system with the stuff.
And in addition to that they'll make sure whoever is under their effect won't die due to adrenaline overdose.
So be careful with it, 'kay?"

You catch the satchel as he throws it to you and then swallow the pill in your palm.
With this you made your way to Gin in order to prepare.

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After receiving the necessary equipments from Gin for the mission you slipped into your specially made Gigai and ventured forth.
The fabric of space began to wrinkle up and part itself to let you through.
From high up in the sky you look down at the unsuspecting town.

The date is June 15th 2001.

The miniature denreishiki rings in your ear.
"Hello?
Do you copy?"

You press the ring in your ear.
"Yeah, I can hear you Gin."

"Perfect!
Now, let's lay down some ground rules.
First, call me Jester. I'd rather not have my name leaked to anyone listening.
Second, make sure nobody feels even a fraction of your reiatsu or the jig is up!"

"How do I find the school?"

"Just use your pesquísa and you'll see!"

You close your eyes and let out an ultra low wave of reiatsu in order to scan the whole town.
What you feel shocks you so much that you snap open your eyes.
"This is..."

"See? I told you!
Karakura Town is currently on a spiritually enriched plot of land.
This means there are more pluses, hollows AND spiritually aware humans.
The place where you felt all those signals? That's Karakura High.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to take care of some business so I'll be unavailable for an hour or so.
Good hunting!"
With that he hangs up.

But as you are pondering on what to do you think over what you felt.
On one hand you could go to the school but given that you didn't enroll yet you could examine one of two anomalies that you found.
The first was a second group of spiritual pressures that appeared only for a brief moment and then disappeared again within the city bordering Karakura Town.
The second was an absolute void of any sort of reishi somewhere within the industrial district.

What do you do?
>Go to school
>Go to Naruki City
>Go to the industrial district
>Other? (write-in)

>>561468
>>Go to school

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With this I'd like to welcome those that are new to this quest.
In this post I'll provide you with various links to both the archives and the public pastes and some general stuff.
Without further ado, here I come!

This is a Bleach quest where you play as Kaizar Soize, a hollow of german origins.
General stuff: -I don't do smut, so don't ask
-I always give what specific dice to use in case of rolling but it's usually 3d10 where I give you a DC and Crit threshold
-Voting usually lasts for 15 minutes and the majority wins. In case of a tie I usually let the dice decide the winner.
-I write for an average of 6 hours and I post on an average of 20 minutes per post.
-Each update will be somewhere around 2000 letters long.
-Reading the archives is recommended. Reading the pastes is not, unless you don't mind potential spoilers
-I often write cutaway shorts in the quest itself and hide a lot of character development in the pastes

Archives: -http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45984950/
-http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=German%20Hollow%20Quest

Pastes: -Social Link : http://pastebin.com/7BaeUVGW
-Kaizar Character Sheet:http://pastebin.com/HreBR2Bu
-Glossary: http://pastebin.com/qcGXgDN5

Twitter:@SpookyngQM
Ask:@Spookyng

>>561468
>>Go to school
Hey spook.

>>561468
>Go to school

>>561468
>learn about the land and currant events

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>>561468

OH BOY!

It's OVER HEAVEN O'CLOCK!

>>561468
>Go to school
And try not to want to punch any of the locals too badly.

Also, hey Spooks.

>>561479
We need 36 Fullbringers if we go down that path.

Or we simply need to bring Dante in here if we try to achieve heaven that way

>>561468
>>Go to school

>>561468
>go to phone booth and call Asher

>>561468
>Go to school

>>561479
SPIRAL STAIRCASE

>writing

>>561487

Now, for those unaware.

Over Heaven refers to a Jojo plan, reflavored to fit Bleach because it makes sense.

We need 36 Fullbringers, then break our Ressureccion so just before it disintegrates it absorbs their souls to give birth to something new.

The reason it makes sense? Hollows have evolutionary stages, Fullbringers are humans that have bit of hollow Reishi in them giving them these powers. They change forms until they are mastered and they remain that way.

Now see, Fullbringers have ability to pull on souls. Pulling on soul of ground can make it bouncy, pulling on soul of soda can make it flow into your mouth or where you want, etc. main Fullbring is what Fullbringer's powers are centered on, a specific object with high attachment.

Fullbringer powers evolve by stealing or having transferred to them powers of another Fullbringer. It changes depending on what type and such of Fullbring you stole and gives you some of that other thing. Ichigo's was full body clad armor type thing when mastered, based of his Shinigami stuff. A girl had rocket boots Fullbring. When she absorbed Ichigo's hers became a full body turbo engine based suit.

The absorption of powers doesn't kill the Fullbringer so you take the hollow part, affected by human heart power, to get unique stuff.

Our Ressureccion is a vessel for storing the core of our spiritual Arrancar powers, which are Hollow based. And it was once broken into pieces but it liquified and fixed itself.

Ressureccion could hold Fullbring powers, and due to these being Hollow-Human power "hybrid" it could be changed. Evolve. Especially since Fullbringers still have hearts while Hollows and Arrancars still have their Holes and masks that signify lack of heart and the heart respectively.

Alternatively, if we switch order of "absorb souls of sinners, make something new" Dante is something new, "absorbing" souls of "sinners" by being taught by all Hollows = sinners , that we befriended

>>561505
Why am I bringing it up? Why I made the connection?

Our best friend, who trusts us and who we trust is a priest, as a cover technically

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After careful consideration you opted to not investigate the strange things you sensed.
Instead you located a secluded area and after making sure nobody can see you, you landed.

It was a rather odd situation for you.
You saw the many strange writings the japanese use and wondered how could they decipher them.
While walking with your backpack over your shoulder many people gave you curious looks.
Indeed your blonde hair and blue eyes were a bit of an oddity around here but you didn't pay much attention to them.

In the distance you could already see the buildings of the school towering before you.
Feeling a bit anxious you stepped through the gates.

You immediately noticed two things.
One, having your soul encased by flesh once more was incredibly weird.
And two, you had no idea where the principal is.

After taking a quick glance at your surroundings you saw that there was a rather large lack of students.
You raise your arms and see that it's 7:30 and classes won't start for another thirty minutes.
To your luck one of the teachers is hurrying to get inside so you call out to her.

"Erm...
Excuse me!"

She turns around and looks you straight in the eye.
"Oh my, you are early..."
She pauses awkwardly.
"Erm... who are you?
I don't think I've seen you around here before."

You scratch the back of your head and laugh nervously.
"Aha erm...
I'm the new exchange student from Germany and I'm looking for the principals office."

She puts two fingers on her chin and begins humming.
"Nope, doesn't ring a bell!
That jackass Harada is at it again!"

"Erm... What?"

"Oh nothing!
I'm sorry but our principal has a bad tendency of not even warning us that an exchange student is coming here."
She waves for you to follow her.
"Come.
I'll take you to him."
She says so with a smile.

Anon if you want Jojo just say that. Don't try and link stuff that is unrelated.

>>561487
Rhinoceros Beetle

>>561468
>>Go to school
The great /tg exile is upon us brethren

>>561530
Spooky is a Jojo fan and enjoyed the joke.

And trying to achieve Paradiso Etapa or explore effect of Fullbringer transferring their powers into Hollow is worth giving a try.

>>561536

It's a joke and nothing more.

Drop it.

>>561536
Why would we even think to do that though? Seems pretty random anon. Besides Asher is our son not friend.

>>561540
If we go by that logic, Alex is our daughter too because adoption, same as Asher. Then it gets weird.

And I dunno, if we find X-cution or FINALLY be interested in power we have to Asher

>>561538
It begun as a joke, on Twitter, and turned into full on analysis of nature of Fullbringer powers and effects it may have on typical "races"

>>561535
>Get kicked out /tg/
>Have to go back to school
The struggles brother.

>>561547
Ya, Asher is our Step-Son, Alex is our 'adopted' Daughter and Dante is our Grandson mate.

>>561547
Not it doesn't. That's been an accepted fact for the past dozen threads or so. And so far the only one we know to have fullbring is Asher.

Chill your titties sleepy, we're all having fun and games
No need to be so serious

>>561553
I'm surprised you got here on time Sleepy, You're usually one of the last to show up. No work today? Remember not everybody has stuck with this sense the start. We still need the others to filter in still.

>>561555
It's fine but get your facts right.

>>561559
Nope. No work for me till Saturday. At least for this month.

>>561505
No offense, but this seriously sounds like the ravings of a schizophrenic.

It almost reminds me of the part in Ravandil's Quest where the madman goes on and on about the "radio-controlled Frankenstein".

Probably just too early for me.

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>>561560
This is a german cheese discussion board, and you care about facts and accuracy?

>>561564

Also it just reeks of "The QM briefly chuckled at my idea one time three weeks ago, so let's do it guys!"

>>561564
The funny thing is that I didn't change the plan much. And the full thing sounds even crazier. Dio's diary is the word

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>>561568
>German cheese board
>not Uzbek pyromancy board

>>561563
Ah, Bitching then. About time you get to get in here.

>>561568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHFtbSZ3KRE

>>561568
In a quest? Yes. As should anyone who participates in them. Otherwise you get people just spouting random shit as true.

>>561570
More like "he enjoyed the idea when it was brought up two days ago" and even joined the fun.

You want to achieve Heaven too, no?

Besdes look at Aizen's initial plan or Wandereich plan and tell me they are not crazier than "Use vessel for core of your hollow based powers to get the heart and hollow based powers that evolve powers of those who get them"

Granted we haven't seen other Fullbringers yet

And I've been trolled. Great bait mate.

As she is leading you through the corridors you ask her a question.
"Excuse me but where are all the other students?"

"You don't know?"
She gives you a quizzical look.
"Education doesn't start until 8:30."
You honestly didn't see that coming.
"The principal will fill you in on the details.
Unfortunately I can't help you for much longer as I have to get ready for my classes.
And here I was thinking you are actually prepared with that dictionary in your backpack."

You glance at the notebook that's casually peeking out of your pack.
Yata took it as a personal challenge to write down anything you might need under five minutes.
In all honesty you've seen lexicons smaller than the thing.

After a little while you finally reach the principals office.
"Good luck!"

"Thank you, Miss erm..."

"Misato.
And I hope I get to teach you!"
With this your guide leaves you and you crack your knuckles in preparation for the task at hand.

After knocking on the door and letting yourself in the principal looks at you in surprise.
His nameplate reads Kai Harata and he is your intended target.
He looks at you curiously.

"Just who are you boy?
And ho dare you enter uninvited?"

Without saying a word you drop your backpack and casually walk up to him as you reach into your pocket.
He begins visibly sweating.
"H-hey what are you doin-"

But before he could finish you draw the item you were reaching for and pull the trigger.
With a small puff of smoke erupting from the zippo lighter in your hand the principal slumps back into his chair.
His eyes rolled back into his skull and he began drooling.

After about ten seconds he gets to his senses and sits up.
"Ugh... my head..."
He takes a look at you.
"Oh forgive me lad, I don't know what came over me.
Now... Where were we exactly?"

You take out a piece of paper from your backpack and recite the lines you were told.
"Yes sir!
My name is Siegfried Krieger and I'm honored to be spending time here in your institute!"

>>561564
>>561570
I also don't want to see an idea that crazy get pulled, at least not totally out of nowhere.

I read a lot of Hollow Quest Redux and some other Hollow Quests, and this is seriously the first sane Hollow I have ever seen done on a /tg/ quest. They always seem to be lawl randumb, I liked a lot of them but it is nice to have a character with a fully functional set of mental faculties who doesn't totally asspull things all the time.

Although I could see Yata experimenting on Fulbringers if he was made aware of Asher.

Now I can't stop imagining a crow man running around Japan diddling peoples souls with syringes full of hollow juice until they start doing funny things.

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>>561576
Alright man
I just think people shouldnt be so serious and anal about jokes and shit

>>561576
Ichigo is actually a girl in this verse.

>>561587
He is aware of Asher, not of his powers or how he gained them, though,

I do wonder how much of hollow is in Fullbringer?

>>561585
Oh good, Our Military kicked in.

>>561587
Yata is well aware of Asher, he was there for the Birth of Dante sense we kinda freaked the fuck out if I remember correctly.

>>561588
Anon, we're on the internet. If we don't take everything serious the war on stupidity wins and I don't get to live to my title.

>>561587
...isn't our Pesquisa super good? And we know how a Fullbringer feels like? We could find the others by following odd senses

>>561595
>>561596
Wow, how did I not remember that part about Yata being there for when Alex chunked Dante out.

>>561585
>Zippo lighter

Aaaaannddd now "Smoking In The Boys Room" is stuck in my head.

So exactly how Shonen are we going to go here guys? We gonna go brooding bad-boy hero and get all the girls after us only to reject them because we already got Shark-waifu but can't tell them that.

Or we could go like Shonen Protaganist always energetic and ready to fight for his friends with an indistructable smile full of shiny shiny teeth!

Or we could try Harem Protag which is like mixing the two together but with neutron star levels of oblivious denseness.

Can't think of much else.

I almost want to see Kaiser accidentally become a delinquent with straight A's

>>561603
I want to bring something up that qst has going for it

>Only OP can use text formatting.
>3000 character limit.
>750 bump limit.
>Decreased post timer to match /tg/ (30 seconds for text, 60 seconds for an image reply).
>Automatic permasage after 72 hours.

Bump and character limits being bigger is amazing. So are formatting options

>>561603

While I think brooding bad boy is more fitting, the idea of Kaizar acting like a stereotypical shonen hero cause he thinks it's a great disguise is pretty funny.

Especially if other people wonder "Why the hell is he acting like that?"

>>561603
It's highschool.

Try not to fit in.

Therefore, we'll fit in.

>>561605
Sorting by reply sucks tho.

>>561603
Nel, Sharktits, Asher, Alex, and I think Yata were there because I forget why. Its where we threatened Asher to step up and be a dad.

>>561603
Well considering our only 'real' friends are fucking dead people in every sense of the word. I'm pretty sure we'll be just straight A but bitter Kaiser?

Or we could just be Kaizer no?

>>561609
"The living world sucks"
"My fleshy feet hurt"
"They dont even have spirit fruit here"
"I want to go home"

>>561603
>from an old German family
>went to a strict boarding school
>already engaged to a girl from another old German family
Any of our eccentricities would basically be explained with next to no effort, and I doubt Kaizar's heading towards straight A's.

>>561610
...The leader of a Con-camp in japan? Well I mean, It'd work fine sense its japan we just gotta say Chinese and Korea's go home. Yes I know shit joke. Besides don't worry, Vote is when it matters the most.

>>561605
>>Automatic permasage after 72 hours.

That's a detriment along with ids

After this whole incident the principal did all the paperwork needed for you to enroll as an exchange student.
This Kikanshinki stuff is really useful.

When all the legal stuff was done he gave you a slip of paper which gave you all the classes you'll have and exactly where they are held.
With this you have access to your target: Kurosaki Ichigo.

You politely said goodbye to the overweight man and went to your classroom where the teacher was already waiting for you before the entrance.
Misato looks at you and signals for you to enter.
"I had a feeling I'd receive you.
Now come, the class is waiting."

She enters the room and you follow her.
Immediately all chatter ceases as they see your appearance.
"Class, welcome our new exchange student.
I know that we got one already but it seems we are just that lucky.
Please introduce yourself to your fellows!"

As you look over the teenagers you can see that they are anxiously waiting your speech.
It's Showtime.

>Be as average as possible.
>Try to impress them.
>Act like a delinquent.
>Other? (write-in)

>>561618
You seen a quest thread be active for longer than a day?

Write-ins are highly encouraged

>>561624

>>561628
Yes, several.

Don't be an apologist for this half-baked abortion of a board.

>>561624
>tell the truth. Then play it off as joke

No one will believe

>>561624
>Act like a delinquent.

>>561615
>What are these strange tanks with 18 wheels? Not tanks?
>Japan why are you sexlizing little girls?
>The Emperor is no longer god?
>Yata's book didn't say any of this, I feel cheated.

>>561624
>No Try, DO Impress them in all courses espply History related.

WE HAVE YATA'S BOOK, WE MUST USE IT.

>>561624
>>Other? (write-in)
Full military discipline

Stand tall and straight soldier

>>561624
>>Be as average as possible.
For a German aristocrat boarding school kid. Also speak in German for a bit at first.

>>561628
M8, u srs?

>>561641
>>561640
>>561636
Seconding.

>>561624
Actually spoking changing my vote here >>561636
too this one >>561640 its more in line with Kasier.

>>561640
Hail Hitler salute?

>>561640
Seconding

>>561610
>>561609
>>561608
>>561606

I had an epiphany. We must become the Kazuma Kuwabara of this school.

The scrappy guy who always gets beaten by the protagonist and is overall useless in a fight over half the time when things get dangerous.

Imagine how much of a mind-fuck it would be the moment we shed our Gigai and Ichigo gets floored by the Reiatsu of the dude he thought was a total loser and pushover.

>>561616
Kaiser was an SS Officer with a decent rank, I am pretty sure he has a good brain in his head as has been shown throughout the quest. Probably not straight A's so that he doesn't draw attention, but pretty good general grades. Especially in history since he lived most of the recent stuff, and he could probably get Yata to do his chemistry, just gotta hope Alex doesn't eat any of his homework.

"I'm sorry teacher, my daughter ate my homework."

"N---nane?!"

>>561652
>Decent rank
>Lead a Con-camp in Poland

Mate, I don't think you understand what Decent is.

>>561652
M-masaka

>>561640
>>561624
Seconding full military salute with hail hitler optional

>>561657
I couldn't remember his exact rank.

>>561660
I'd prefer no Nazi salutes, that won't fly in the modern era.

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Who is who

>>561662
Fair enough. I forget it doesn't really 'matter' much sense we died.

>>561665
We're the bottom one with Asher and Alex, Top with Dante because Grandson.

>>561665
Dante is Nameless King.

Kaizar is Gwyndolin. And in that scenario Aizen or Gin are Gwyn

>>561663
>>561660
I back the drilled in military introduction but no Nazi salute or Heil Hitler, waaayy too much overselling. Our luck we will piss off a Quincy who is a descendant of the one that we humiliated at Auschwitz and the Nazi salute will trigger them and they will somehow realize who we are and blow our cover.

That whole family seemed like they could become a tad autistic and obsessive about the bad hollow that made mommy lose her powers.

I still want to have a big reveal some day and make Ichigo tactically shit himself.

Military discipline with a few german words inbound.

>Writing

>>561676
Nah, She was happy she lost her power in the end wasn't she? Being able to spend time with her husband and kid.

>>561676
Wait.

We are in Ichigo's class. Doesn't that include Uryuu?

>>561680
It includes a fucking lot of people, including Rukia mate.

>>561680
Yes. Yes it does

>>561685
Man, this is the greatest opposite of racist class. We got everyone here! We got a Fullbringer(Chad), we got Shinigami, we got an Arrancar, we get a hybrid(Ichigo) and even amid Soul in hybrid's body sometimes

>>561685
Hey Spooky, Do you by chance have the leaked Endding of bleach? I missed the /a/ shitstorm and Wanna know who ended with who.

>>561687

The Great Spook War? The war ghost wars to end all wars?

>>561688
What leaked ending?
It's officially over

>>561694
>>561687
A MOD soul. Autocorrect

>>561696
The ending got leaked way in advance and I didn't realize its been 3 weeks. SON OF A BITCH. Did best Smug win and become Soul King?

>>561699
We don't have a MOD soul in class yet do we?

>>561702
We either have Ichigo or Ichigo is doing stuff and Kon is acting in his place.

No?

>>561713
No. Kon is getting molested by Yuzu. Always.

>>561713
I thought for a short while they run around with him just passing out everywhere and then Rukia gets the MOD? Well we will find out soon.

You straighten your back and puff out your chest.
Proper military discipline was always your strong suit.

"Guten Morgen. I'm Siegfried Krieger.
A pleasure to meet all of you!"

The room goes silent, including the teacher.
Up until now you kept up the act of a timid, young boy and now you are standing there speaking loud and proud.
"V-very good Siegfried-kun.
Please, tell us about yourself."
The teacher speaks.

"With pleasure!
I was born in a small village and raised by my parents as a single child.
My hobbies include gardening and exercising!"

"You sure are enthusiastic...
Please take a seat wherever you wish."

As you are looking around you pick up mixed signals from the different students.
One boy with black hair and a pair of glasses seems to be more than interested in you.
Unfortunately your intended target, Kurosaki Ichigo barely even recognized your presence and the same can be said about the people around him.
On the female front however you made quite an entrance.
They are all muttering between themselves about you and you could swear a red-head with glasses is salivating.
In addition to this you also caught the attention of a rather tomboyish looking girl and her friend who has such udders even a cow would get jealous.

Rather than subjecting yourself to unnecessary pain by sitting close to the girls you chose the seat next to the guy with the glasses at the front.
He doesn't react to you at all but as the class is proceeding as usual he gives you a few quick glances.

>>561734
Uryuu suspects something, his sensing is good.

...Wait. This is spiritually enriched town. Maybe everyone has some measure of spiritual power here and we hide ours so well we seem unusual?

Albo, Tatsuki is interested, hell yeah. We will save her from being kicked out of plot by force of Ichigo's "No, go home. You are useless"

>>561734
>Her friend who has such udders even a cow would get jealous.

The whole fucking gang is here.

>>561734
Oh God, Quincies are heavily German. We just opened up with German in front of Uryu and he might be able to sense that something is just a bit off about our energy.

Oh God, what if Uryu thinks we are a latent Quincy or a Quincy in hiding? This could get troublesome, especially since he is probably still Asshole Ishida and might just chuck up some hollow bait or blast us with an arrow.

How will we explain the fact that his arrows are like foam toothpicks to us if he chooses to test us? Maybe play dead?

>>561738
Yeah that line had me laughing.

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>>561743
Fun fact, Hollow Baits are like catnip to hollows an Arrancars.

Pic related

>>561743
Our family is extremely proud of our Prussian heritage.

>>561738
>>561744
I am sure somewere there is a chart that shows this, but I am pretty sure delicious Shark-Tits are bigger than Orihime. So hers are nice, but we got OTPT back home still (One True Pair of Tits) Although Nel might also be dangerously close to Orihime's bust too.

>>561743
I doubt he'd shot us with an arrow and if he did, we'd just break the fucker in our hand.

>>561748
>Tosses Hollow Bait
>we fucking lose it and start purring/rolling around.

>>561753
...I really want hollow bait to work that way.

We could bring some home to our waifu the- wait, it spreads through air.

>Aizen comes to Hueco Mundo
>Everysingle Hollow and Arrancar are rolling around, purring or even high

>>561758
>Aizen shows up
>Entire Hollow army starts rubbing against him and his 2 Hollow buddies

>>561753
Oh boy I can see it now!
"How about a little contest Siegfried!"
>Asshole Ishida tosses the bait in the air
"I know you have powers! Whoever can kill the mo-- . Wh-what are you doing?"
Zoom out to just Kaiser laying on his back batting and tossing some poor mindless hollow around like a ball of yarn in the air.

"Siegfried, what in the hell are you doing"

*Cute Axolotl noises*

>>561743
Nah, we're a fullbringer trained by our son. We didn't have much contact with the quincy because the one we know of was the commandant of Fucking Auschwitz when our mentor was an inmate. Kinda left a bad impression.

>>561762
Do..do Axolotl even make noises?

>>561772
yes. it sounds like a squeek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT6DirasBF4

>>561772
Yes. They make Axolotl noises

What if we visit urahara's shop and befriend him so he can be our ally against Aizen? He seems trustworthy

>>561776
>>561778
WE ARE FUCKING ADORABLE.

>>561784
indeed.

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>>561776
That's just so fucking cute

>>561776
...Okay now that i've posted this I can't help but imagine us making that noise when we're startled
>Krieger-san!
>*SQUEEK*!

>>561787
>>561786
you guys think we could keep an Axolotl as a pet while in the human world? Or too meta?

>>561796
Fuckit I'd vote for it.
Should be amusing once rukia eventually puts 2+2 together.

When the first class ends you feel relieved.
Being out of loop for so long made your math skills quite rusty.

As you are giving your neck a few cracks you already see people swarming you.
You are quite overwhelmed as all the girls flock to you like a pack of hungry wolves and quickly excuse yourself.
From the corner of your eyes you see a guy with medium long brown hair visibly tearing up as he speaks to none other than Kurosaki Ichigo himself.

Seeing this opportunity present itself you walk up to them and immediately start hearing the lanky guys weeping voice.
"It's not fair!
How is it that he can get the attention of the girls but I can't?"

The sorter guy with black hair who fiddles around with his phone answers him.
"Because you are a creeper, Asano-san."

"MIZUIRO!"
But as you walk up the short guy points toward you and he freezes.
"He's behind me isn't he?"

"Yeap."

"Greetings friends!
I couldn't help but overhear you talking about me."
You extend your hand to him.
"I believe we haven't been properly introduced yet.
Siegfried Krieger. But you can call me whatever you like!"

He nervously shakes your hand.
"A-asano Keigo.
A pleasure."

The shorter guy steps before you.
"Please forgive Asano-san.
He just has a crippling inferiority complex.
Kojima Mizuiro.
And this guy over here is Kurosaki Ichigo."

"Yo."

"And the big guy is Sado Yasutora but everyone just calls him Chad."

"Greetings."

Holy shit this guy was big!
You weren't short by any means but this kid is probably taller than you.
Up until now you didn't even notice him he was hiding so well.
Right now the only thing on your mind is what exactly his parents were feeding him.

You didn't make much of a progress for the rest of the break as they kept asking you questions about your personal life.
In order to not look suspicious and make mistakes you told them the info from when you were still alive.
And they believed every word of it.

>>561799
>Somebody else finds out
>Holds our Axolotl hostage
>We enlist the whole gang to save our Axolotl family member.
>Save them
>Proceeds to bark and have a conversation with it infront of them.

>>561796
We should.

We can even bring it with us to Hueco Mundo.

>Kaizar why are you staring at that poor animal
>See, to better understand my powers I have to understand Axolotl. BE Axolotl! THINK like Axolotl

And then due to Hueco Mundo or our hoop we accidentally turn the Axolotl into a Fullbringer. It gets even cuter and protective of us

>>561806
*goop, not hoop. GODDAMIT autocorrect

Is it just me or is kaizer giving a penny from rwby vibe?

>>561806
... Who needs pocket sand when you have a swarm of Axolotl's?

>>561814
I'd honestly not compare Kaizer to Penny, More like Ironwood.

>>561816
I once saw Pocket Sand Fullbring... But pocket Axolotls?

God, this idea just keeps getting better

>>561816
No like, just really overexicted and all cute, but secrectly badass,also the enthusiasm. Mostly the enthusiasm

>>561829
it's a good cover so far

For the rest of the day not much else happens... except...
During lunch break a short girl with black hair barges into the classroom.
Keigo immediately jumps up in surprise and pounces on her.

"Kuchiki-chan!"

But he completely misses and lands face first on the wall.

"This girl..."
You mutter quietly.

Your senses have already picked her up the moment she set foot in here.
She smells like a shinigami.
The only reason she avoided you up until now was that her reiatsu is so non-existent she would almost pass for a human.
Almost

"Hey, Rukia.
Done shopping already?"
Kurosaki asks her.

"No time.
I just got a call."

In that moment the orange haired boy stands up and follows the petite girl outside.
You look at Mizuiro in confusion.
"Does this happen often?"

"All the time.
The teacher doesn't mind as long as he can pass the exams.
And really who can blame two lovebirds?"

You still have one class before you could leave and following the two of them would most certainly attract all kinds of attention.
Do you choose to follow them or do you gather information about this boy?

>Follow Kurosaki
>Stay and mingle with his male friends
>Try and gather information from the girls
>Track down his house
>Other? (write-in)

>>561836
>>Stay and mingle with his male friends

>>561836
>Try and gather information from the girls
Charging after them first time is a little TOO obvious.

>>561836
>>Try and gather information from the girls

>>561836
>>Stay and mingle with his male friends
a lot of those choices have a chance of us getting found out

>>561825
What if when we goop'em, they get the ability to spit our strands?

>>561829
I dunno, I still would we are more like Ironwood. Friendlyish but usually down to business first and foremost.

>>561836
>Try and gather information from the girls
>Ask when Rukia and Ichigo started dating to already be needing to visit doctors.

>>561836
>go buy pet Axolotl
>Then go buy a boat. So you can take your wife and your pet on Marine vacation

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>561459
Roll to seduce Gin

>>561836
Socialize with the studious glasses boy who was interested in us.
We need to know why he's intruiged.
Secure our cover, you know?

>>561849
Nither Kaiser nor our wife would even need a boat. Or kaiser could just make one. besides schools still going on.

>>561836
>>Try and gather information from the girls
>>Ask when Rukia and Ichigo started dating to already be needing to visit doctors.
So they didn't use protection then?

>>561836
>>561848
this.
Refuge in audacity. They won't suspect a thing if we can keep them blushing and flustered whenever we talk to them

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>>561848
Pic related but with Axolotls, in Hueco Mundo.

Maybe when we goop them they will be able to breathe air?

...wait. We are Axolotl based. Have we ever tried to fight or such UNDERWATER?

>>561858
>>561848
This.

>>561860
I fucking hope they could breath via Resise. Nor do i think we've fought under water yet sense Ghost-Mexico was all desert.

>>561864
anon always try to link back to OP's post, so its easier on him.

>>561836
>Try and gather information from the girls
>Ask when Rukia and Ichigo started dating to already be needing to visit doctors.

>>561865
Schnellgang might be safer or more potent underwater.

Hell maybe we are enhanced in water? We have to test it eventually. We had water in our hollow village...

Swift swim ability

Asher is kinda old by now, isnt he?

>>561882
That's why we need to give him the Stone Mask.

I mean Hollow Mask

>>561882
>>561887
I'm pretty sure he will live longer due to being a Full-bringer.

Womyn win

>Writing

>>561805
We ARE becoming Kuwabara! Just with Axolotls instead of cats. Now we just gotta be a right jobber to boost Ichigos ego.

>>561896
>Set charm to 11

Rolled 4, 4, 4 = 12 (3d10)

>>561904
Lets roll for that

>>561904
>Set charm to "Axolotl"

FTFY

Rolled 10, 6, 8 = 24 (3d10)

>>561912
This is how you roll.

>>561912
Death, Death, Death!
Were so good they all die!

>>561882
>>561887
So this is actually a really serious question I have been pondering for a while.

What are we going to do when Asher dies?

I mean, he will probably be chained to Earth afterwards because of all the shit he has seen and the fact he still has his son and a hot young (looking) wife along with people that will love and miss him. So, there is a chance he may become a Plus.

What do we do then? If he goes to Soul Society we will essentially lose a family member, especially if he loses his memories. If he becomes a hollow, and eventually an Arrancar he might retain most of them.

The question here is, have we been able to change a normal hollow into an Adjuchas without the need to consume other hollows. Because if we can't there is a good chance he could be lost permanently as a mindless Menos or someone else could surface as the chief personality.

What I am saying here is, we have the ability to essentially circumvent death for our son-in-law and prevent our daughter and grandson from having to grieve over him. Would we risk Hollowfying Asher when he dies so that he isn't lost? Do we have the strength of will to not do it on impulse? Could Yata help us make sure he can become a guilt-free Arrancar? Can we just haul a Fullbringer soul into Hueco Mundo without Hollowing them? Do fullbringers even get normal reincarnation or are they soulless like gingers?

>>561913
Kaisar walks up to the girls
*Axolotl barking noise*
"Awwwww, he's scared to talk to girls, that's soooooo cuuuttee"
'Mission accomplished' runs through Kaisers head as they sweep him away.

>>561921
>Soulless like Gingers

My irish blood REEEE's at you for that, and the fact I'm not going to hell or heaven when I die.

Though on a more serious note, I think he has an extended life-span due to being a Fullbringer and our Goop can refresh his body/cells I think? So in theory we should't have an issue but push come to shove we could just hollowify him or his wife will and he'd come live with us with extreme training to get him up to speed.

>>561926
>Goes to flirt with them
>Comes out barking because waifu at home would murder whole fucking school
>Awwwwwwww
>Thank god, i'm a genius!

>>561921
ether full bringers don't reincarnate or they get to stay themselves when they die cause the xcution members didn't change when they died

>>561921
Gee, these questions are interesting. It's almost as if we should have RESEARCHED THIS STUFF to prepare

Main reason I thought up the Over Heaven is to somehow make Asher live in some way.

Originally I focused on the part of plan that's "Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend"."

The friend part. Perhaps we put Asher into Zanpaktou we stole from Shinigami or somehow he becomes spirit of our Resurrccion?

Any way to save Asher is good

You decided to leave them alone for the time being.
Going after them right now would only draw the suspicion of everyone.
So instead you sat behind your desk and paid attention to your class like.

When the last class ended the guy with the glasses next to you left promptly without a word.
Wanting to gather some information about Kurosaki you sought the attention of others and you paid the price for it.

In mere moments the girls in the classroom swarm you once they see that you aren't occupied.
You were repeating the words "I'm too old for this shit" as a mantra to keep your sanity while the red-head girl kept pestering you about scandalous relationships with other guys or something.

But luckily for you someone took pity on you and came to your rescue.
The tomboy grabs the little dyke by her shoulder and almost tosses her aside.
"Okay all of you, scram!
You've pestered the exchange student enough as is!"

The horde slowly disappears as each member pouts harder than you thought to be possible.
You look up to your savior with a relieved expression.
"Thanks for saving my hide!"

"No problem.
Seriously, show them a pair of blue eyes with blonde hair and they turn into a pack of hungry wolves.
I'm Arisawa Tatsuki by the way. No need to introduce yourself, I already know your name."

With that she attempts to leave but you quickly step in front of her.
"Sorry but could I bother you just for a moment?"

"Huh?"

"It'd be rude not to thank you properly.
Can I buy you a drink?"

She looks at you and smirks.
"Hmph.
I know your type, being awkward around girls and trying to get them with your boyish charms.
Sadly I'm busy. I have karate practice to do."

Your eyes twinkle a bit.
"Really now?
You are into martial arts? Well as luck might have it so am I.
Then how about I'll be your sparring partner? I still want to pay you back after all."

This time she actually snickers.
"Really?
You? Okay tough guy.
If you're really into martial arts then why not!"

>>561946
>You? Okay tough guy.
>When you realize you've killed more people then she will ever know.
>Still not a tough guy

>>561929
>>561940
The thing is we don't have much time left guys, I just checked and Fullbringers have a normal human lifespan give or take, 70-100 years. So pretty much roughly 10 more years and Asher will be very likely to die. Since he was a child in the 40's, at least probably 8 or so, he is pushing into his 70s about now.

I don't think the Over Heaven plan is so good, I wouldn't be too happy having my son-in-law trapped inside a sword and I doubt Alex would be happy about her hubby being in her dad's walking stick.

Hollowfication may be one of the best bets, unless he maintains his memories and powers without becoming a normal plus when he dies.

We definitely need to get Yata urgently working on a Day 1 to Arrancar plan I think for Asher. If he is fine and remains as a fullbringer spirit after death, that is good, if not we need a backup ASAP.

>>561977
His lifespan might have been extended by the immortal nano hollows he's used.

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"Come on pretty boy.
Show me those large muscles of yours."
You can practically taste the sarcasm coming from her.

While you are walking to the gym the orange haired girl with the large breasts stops you.
"What are you doing Tatsuki-chan?"

"Oh hi there Inoue.
I'm just taking the new kid for a ride.
You?"

"I'll go and take todays homework to Kurosaki-kun.
Him and Kuchiki-chan have vanished without a trace again."

"How long have those two known each other if they visit the doctor so often?"
You blurted this out without giving it much consideration.

In that moment both girls begin blushing at the same time.
"I-I-It's not like that!
Kuchiki-chan is just an exchange student like you.
She only came here recently so it's not like they know each other or anything.
T-they just... spend a lot of time together."
The orange haired girl spoke up nervously.
"W-well I gottagobye!"

Meanwhile Arisawa looks at you furiously.
"What?"
You ask her.

"Just shut up!"
And as she said those words a cold chill ran down your spine.
In response to that you uncontrollably you let out a high pitched squeak that you didn't even know you can do.

The tension was detectable between the two of you for the rest of the walk.
Arisawa didn't say a word as she left for the changing room.
In the meantime you tried your best to work with what you had.
You took off your shoe and your socks alongside your shirt.
Now you stand in the ring with nothing but your jeans and a wife beater.

As you are stretching your limbs Tatsuki comes out in her uniform and cracks her knuckles.
"Okay, time to see what you got."

>Throw the fight intentionally.
>Win but hold back as much as possible.
>Destroy her.
>Other? (write-in)

>>561953
>tfw these kids are so innocent, so pure
>tfw you are a literal monster
>tfw even back when you were human you sent people just like them, and younger to their deaths in one of the most efficient systematic exterminations in history.
>tfw you can never be this pure again
>tfw you are a walking sin in a pool of sparkling innocence

Jesus Christ, I now see why Kaizers aspect of death is Grief. We are a sad fucking amphibian.

>>561988
>win but using unorthodox moves

>>561988
>>Win but hold back as much as possible.

>>561988
>>Destroy her.

>>561988
>Destroy her.

>>561990
>Tfw even your grandson is the same way
>Tfw it might've been different if your wife and son survived or yourself.

>>561988
Destroy her with military techniques, but only use natural human levels of strength.

>>561988
>Other? (write-in)
Play with her. Use a southpaw stance and see if she can figure out which our dominant hand is.

>>561980
True, they have been shown to heal humans, but he IS our first test subject on the.. well.. subject. It wouldn't hurt to have a back up in place in case shit hits the fan.

I am sure Alex and Dante visit him enough that we have a good idea of the state of his health at all times. But just like planning out a will and funeral procedings with someone as they get older and closer to that final stage of life, I think it will be important to sit down and talk with him about it all.

If he gets re-incarnated into soul-society he might get stuck in the Rukongai and we wouldn't be able to do much to get him out. That definitely is no way to live for OUR family member.

>>561988
>>Win but hold back as much as possible

>>561988
>Destroy her.

>>561997
"Military techniques" generally focus on killing or maiming, anon. I'm not sure that's an appropriate degree of force.

>>561988
>Win but hold back as much as possible.

>you uncontrollably you let out a high pitched squeak that you didn't even know you can do.

perfect.

>>562008
There are plenty of militaries trained in nonlethal takedowns.

>>561988
Destroy her, but don't go over what someone your size should be able to do, maybe let her land a hit and shrug it off.

So do we want to stalk Ichigo in the shadows and not let him know we are there, or try to become part of the main crew?

If we get taken to Soul Society would our Gigai still work like a human body, by that I mean would the gate translate our Gigai into energy like a soul-reaper body and allow us to still be in it and hide our true Arrancar nature?

Because if Rukia does get kidnapped and we get drawn into help by showing a drop of our strength it could be dangerous for our mission. But if we watch from the shadows we might not be able to react to threats in time.

>>561998
Oooh, backing this as well.

>>561988
>>Win but hold back as much as possible.

>>562016
Modern militaries, sure. Nazis, IJA, Marines, etc? Not so much. The only nonlethal techniques most soldiers from that era would have known would have just been plain old boxing, or the local equivalent.

See the Shanghai Method, Raider stiletto, bayonet combatives, etc.

Holding back wins

>Writing

>>562027
Jesus man, even the vets from Vietnam were vicious. They knew shit that was really nasty, gotta be careful using any military moves on her.

I can just imagine, she puts us in an arm lock and instinctively Kaiser pulls out a knife and flips her around before driving the knife through her hand pinning her arm to her back and puncturing her lung.

The air is filled with a mixture of Tatsuki screaming while her lung fills with blood and Kaiser Axolotly squeaking in terror as he runs away never to be seen again.

>>562037
>Not showing her how to weaponize herself.

>inb4 she calls us on holding back and demands we actually try
>so we OPM her unconscious

Also, roll 3d10.

DC is a modest 13.
Not for success but for subterfuge

Rolled 7, 1, 8 = 16 (3d10)

>>562063

Rolled 1, 9, 2 = 12 (3d10)

>>562063

>>562063
dice 3d10

Rolled 6, 8, 7 = 21 (3d10)

>>562063

Rolled 10, 7, 10 = 27 (3d10)

>>562063

Rolled 6, 4, 7 = 17 (3d10)

>>562063

Rolling

Rolled 5, 1, 9 = 15 (3d10)

>>562063
For beating the shit out of someone!

Rolled 4, 8, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>562063

Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d10)

>>562063
ITS ORGER

>>562072
WHAT ARE YOU?

>>561875
oh god, were married to shark tits, who specializes in water attacks, it's perfect!

Rolled 9, 7, 1 = 17 (3d10)

>>562063

>>561999
Wait...

Consider regeneration factor of actual Axolotls. What WOULD happen if we used our goop on one?

>In b4 we fill its Aquarium with goop
>inb4 it becomes able to breathe air and walk on land
>inb4 we take it on daily walks on a leash or hide it in our hoodie

>>562086
You remember that scene from DBZ where Cell regenerates his entire body from a single cell? That's your gooped axolotl.

>>562086
Actually
Considering that regular Axolotls can regenerate brain cells, spines and even reattach limbs or attach additional ones, non functional but still?

Crazy shit

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>>562080
There's a sex joke in there somewhere.

>>562076
Who knows?

>>562086
>>562089

Or it's like that one SCP that's a lizard from some alternate dimension and never dies.

>>562086
Why do I want this so much?
Bonus points if we take it to class (and for when Ichigo nd co. Figure out what we are... I feel we should befriend him so we can actually benefit from the plot, because we'll probably be dragged into it somehow )

>>562080
I find it sad that when I type Sharktits and shark tits into google image search it is 16 and 10 lines before a picture of Harribel shows up respectively.

>>562106
Thats cause we respect our Sharktits waifu.

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>>562100

>>562115
Thats so cute.

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>>562121

Kaizar, an or' Axolotl Sir

>>562122
CLEARLY WHEN WE GO HOME, WE MUST PLAY OUR WIFE THE SOUND OF OUR PEOPLE.

>>562100
Wait, hold on.

What if... Kaizar makes a YouTube channel where he will put cute videos of air breathing Axolotl acting almost like cat, and he gets rich off the ad money?

>>562127

YouTube doesn't exist yet.

>>562129
...

FUCK.

What can we do or sell to earn real life money? This is hard

>>562129
this is what... 2000? or some time in the 90's? I can never remember.

>>562132
2001.

>>562132
Read
>>561468

>>562131
get a massage license, open new age healing parlor, use minor amount of heal goop during massages, main issue is that all our customers would end up as fullbringers.

>>562138
>issue
All according to keikaku.

>>562136
ah, missed that, thanks and sorry.

>>562142
>>562138

Kaizar's Bizarre Adventure

As she enters the ring she begins sizing you up.
"Okay then.
First one to yield loses.
And I don't want to hear any complaints if you get hurt. Remember, you asked for this."

You smirk and place your right leg forward and take up your base boxing stance.
"The same goes for you too."

In response to this Tatsuki places her right leg forward while her left leg is placed sideways behind her.
"Boxing?
Can't say I was expecting that."

"Less talking more fighting!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGCsFwyra-E

You shout at her and begin attacking her with jabs from your right hand.
She easily manages to dodge most of them but only because you let her.
When she notices your pattern of attack she goes in to hit you only to find out that you lured her into a trap.

You purposefully allowed her to get into close range so you can knee her in the stomach.
Her reflexes are quick and she manages to redirect the attack so it only does minimal damage.
As she takes a few steps back she gives you a menacing look.

"That's dirty."

You casually shrug off her accusation.
"You had no intention of only using your arms so why should I?"

"Tch...
Fair enough.
Then how about this?"

She goes on the offense, forcing you to defend yourself.
For the most part you block her attacks but one straight punch bypasses your iron wall and hits you straight in the gut.
Your gigai actually suffers some damage and you hunch forward from the impact but recovering takes no time for you.
Tatsuki actually goes in for a second attack when she sees that the last one was successful.

However as she prepares to strike your head this time you quickly duck under her hand and deliver an uppercut which almost sends her flying.
Holding back as much as possible all you did is disorient her a bit.
While she is still under the effects of the shock you spin behind her and throw her over your back.
Her body crashes onto the ground with a loud noise and you quickly put her in an armlock.

>>562144

You're welcome, and don't worry about it.

>>562148
>Her body crashes onto the ground with a loud noise and you quickly put her in an armlock.
>RIP spinal cord

>>562152
We will heal her and turn her into Fullbringer.

Seen a forum quest where Tatsuki's powers awakened as hollow mask goo flying out of injuries, numbing pain and making armor there for rest of battle

It's a shame that the near century of combat experience Kaizar has is all geared towards killing. His technical skills in a spar where you aren't allowed to tear someone's limbs off are probably pretty bad by comparison.

Currently if you applied just a bit more pressure you could dislocate or break her arm.
Even more than that and she'd die.
But as it stands she simply begins patting the ground, signaling her surrender.

After letting her go both of you stand up and dust yourselves.
Arisawa goes and takes a sip of water.
"Okay, I apologize.
I honestly didn't expect you to be this strong."

You take off your wife beater and wipe the sweat off your forehead with it.
Tatsuki looks at your now exposed and well toned muscles and gasps in shock.
"What. The hell?"

"Oh this?
Let's just say that I lived in a bit of a rough neighborhood.
I could either get strong or live in fear for the rest of my life. I chose the former."

"Yeah I noticed that.
Your form was... strange."

You raise an eyebrow at that.
"Really? How?"

"While your moves had some refinement they were...
I don't know... Primal.
That wasn't martial arts but something used for survival."

"Yeah...
This is a sport for you but matches with so many rules and restrictions do not represent real life very well."
You sit down to get a bit of relief.
"Do you still take me for some pretty boy?"

"I suppose you are a little more than that."
She says so with a smile.

"Well now that we settled this little dispute can I ask something from you?"

"Huh?"

"What's your exact relationship with Kurosaki exactly?
And excuse me for prying but I just want to know why you reacted like that to my previous comment."

She sighs.
"I suppose I should explain myself.
I've known Ichigo since we were very little and well...
He always had his problems to deal with but now that the new exchange student is here...
I don't know. He changed a lot in a very short amount of time."

Ah. That explains a lot.
She worries about a childhood friend of hers and about their relationship.
Perhaps your decades of experience will come in handy this time.

Kek. Kaizer gon a spill all the spaghetti.

>inb4 Tatsuki goads Chad and Kaizar into arm-wrestling as a cheeky revenge plot against him, since clearly no one is stronger than Chad

>>562200
>Kaizar sits there quietly for a few minutes while Chad makes zero progress
>"So... are we gonna start at some point or can I go home?"

>>562207
>>562200
>Chad starts to sweat
>Kaizar is just staring and trying to find out when they are too start
>Told they started
>Slams Chad's hand through the table
>Become best friends with Chad and fuss over animals and gardening tips.

>>562221
hopefully we can make him not a jobber

You put a hand on her shoulder and give her a reassuring smile.
"I wouldn't worry about that too much if I were you.
Soon he is going to be a full grown man so it's natural that he changes.
Rather than unnecessarily worrying about him live your life to its fullest!"

"You are saying this like it's wrong."

"Not at all.
There will always be people important to us.
Friends or family, we all have loved ones we worry about.
The key is finding the sweet spot where you won't go mad because of them."

She laughs a little at that.
"You sound like someone who had some experience with this stuff."

"I'm not going to lie, I tore out much of my hair because of my family members.
Compared to him you are practically a saint.
Calm, collected and not aloof."

"Hah.
Remind me to never meet this relative of yours."

"He means well but I'll admit that he can be nerve wrecking sometimes."

"I know that feeling."
She stretches her arms as she is sitting on a bench.
"You know what Krieger?
Ye'r alright in my book. I might even take you up on that offer for a drink."

"Really?
Okay... Then how about this Sunday?"

"Sure I'd...
Wait, what date is that again?"

"June 17th?"

Her expression gets grim.
"Oh...
I almost forgot."

It seems that you might have found something.
Or perhaps it's something completely unrelated to Kurosaki and you'd probably look like a jerk for asking about something unpleasant.
Do you want to press her?

>Press
>Don't
>Other? (write-in)

>>562207
>>562221
Give Chad some credit. He did take a steel I-beam falling from a story above to his shoulders and didn't die, after all.

>>562228
>Press, but nicely.

>>562232
If you did half the shit he did before taking it you would too.

>>562228
>Gently press

>>562228
>>Press

>>562228
Press subtly

>>562228
>press

>>562228
>Other? (write-in)
"Anything I should know about?"

>>562228
>>Press politely

INFO GATHERING, HO!

>>562228
>Press

But be polite and not rude.

>>562228
Does Dante's heritage make him age slower?

We might have found a girl for him

>Writing

>>562273
Shush
Dante already have one

>>562328
Who?

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"W-what's wrong Arisawa?"

You can see her smothering a single drop of tear as she wants to answer.
"N-nothing.
It's just... an anniversary for something that happened long ago.
Since that day Ichigo has been-"
But her voice fails her.

She stands up as she is sniveling.
"I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have bothered you with this."
She begins packing her stuff into her duffle bag.
"We'll talk later, now I have to close the gym before I leave."

You understood her hint and left the area after packing up your stuff.
But as you went away you made a mental note for yourself: Find out what happened on June 17th.

The next thing on your list of things to do was finding a place to stay for the duration of your mission.
After hours of pointlessly searching for a place where you could rest you decided that your gigai can take a night under the open sky.
Settling on the roof of an abandoned building you exited your temporary body, popped one of Yatas food pills and went to sleep.

Much to your displeasure you found out that you had school on Saturday as well you sat through your classes with absolute boredom.
In all that time you had one thing on your mind.
What could have happened on June 17th?

But after spending another night under the stars, this time at the top of the school itself where you found a blanket to use, you finally reached the promised day.
You made it your goal to follow Kurosaki Ichigo around as much as possible and trying to uncover the truth.

Finally a job worthy of your talents.
Rummaging around your backpack you found the compact reiatsu eating robe that you got.
Ordinary humans can't see it so you had to fabricate a second robe out of a bundle of cloth you gathered and washed out.

It wasn't too hard to find the Kurosaki house as there is literally only one Kurosaki family in the town and they just so happen to run a clinic.
Using all your skills you hid yourself and observed the house for any movement.

>>562333
Lilynette.

>>562333
lilynette

>>562338
>>562339
Isn't that Starrk's.. other half of his soul? How does that work if you know they do get together?

>>562345
He has to fuck starrk too.

>>562333
Lilynette

>>562345
Its like asking yer gf's dad. Stark wouldnt mind

>>562345
he has to beat Stark in a duel for the hand of his soul spawned imouto

>>562345
Fuck if we know, that's dante's problem not ours

>>562361
No, it's more like:
"Hey bro you don't mind if I fuck you right?
But not in a gay way or anything!"

>>562369
That is why i'm asking Spooky, how... would it even work?

>>562374
Well when a boy loves a girl...

>>562369
The true application of no homo.

>>562374

Step 1: Take penis
Step 2: Slide into butthole
Repeat