>>555691
xXx_SpUrDoBeNiS_xXx

Please censor-kun let me keep my l337 nickname.

>>555691
TheDude

>>555691
xxXsauskatheuchihaXxx

>>555691
completely forgot to re-add the part where the name is popularity based when I rewrote part of that.

>>555707
gets my vote
>>555691
hope you aren't flake OP

>>555691
Breadshuttle02

>>555691
>Kirito
I want to be the special snowflake. Also, fuck you OP. Running an SAO quest when I've decided to not pick any more quests up is just bullying.

Hey guys. Let's go unarmed. Like just straight up martial arts/kungfu shit. Always wondered what kind of bonuses the grandmaster faggot at the top would gift the only guy doing unarmed combat and surviving.

>>555780
i'd be done for it but i'm pretty sure you have to use a "weapon" so let's wait and see

>>555780
Can we use gauntlets or some kind of blunt fist weapon?

>>555744
I don't intend to be, I'll be running this thing on a schedule: every Sunday from 9:00 to 18:00 Central Time.

Also, gonna call it here, one hour later we haven't really had a majority, but >>555707 has the most votes, so we are now...

xxXsauskatheuchihaXxx
You type in the name, chuckling to yourself as it goes through. Of course, the humor is sobered by the fact that while you're doing this ironically, there are people out there with worse names that take them seriously.
Then you look up, and the advertisements start to piss you off again.
There's little time to waste on that though, you know it's about five or so hours until everyone else gets warped to the plaza and shit goes to hell. You should probably get as much done as possible before then, figure out what you can do, try to buy items, and so on. You mime the motion all the players around you are making, opening your menu, and then following the buttons to your inventory, getting a good idea of your equipment:
>Short Sword
>light blue cloth shirt
>dark blue cloth pants
You have very little, apparently.

You close the menu and take a look around, looks like people are moving, a lot of them heading north, where you presume the exit is, but quite a few are moving towards other directions, to what you assume is the markets, filled with NPCs giving out shitty fetch quests and the like.
You need to figure out what you're going to do:
>Try and get rid of the advertisements
>Leave town
>Go looking for quests

>>555809
>>Try and get rid of the advertisements
>Go looking for quests
get exp fast because the system is fucked and it's first come first served

>>555816
Supporting. But part of me just wants to start by going outside and punching everything that moves.

>>555809
>Go looking for quests

>>555832
oh yeah and sell that faggy sword a real man uses his fists!

>>555816
i vote for this
let's do this shit nigga

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if anyone asks about our shitty name we can at least say we named our character after the wine and not some shitty anime character

>>555860
"Then what's the whole "theuchiha" part about huh?"

>>555871
Obviously the wine bottle had a dark and edgy past.

>>555809
Try to get rid of the advertisements
Get quest

>>555875
Lol, his brother of the 2006 make smashed all the other bottles and now we are on a quest of vengeance to smash him

>>555816
You think back, and realize the option to turn off Ads would probably in the menu, so you scan through it, and quickly find a button, you press it, and at first nothing happens, then you look up:
To Disable Advertisements, Please Pay the Following Fee:
$49.99
You sigh, realizing that since this isn't just a VR game for you, you don't have any money to disable this shit, but you try to hit the Accept button anyways.
Thankfully it works, and all the shitty advertisements popping up like billboards everywhere vanish.
The problem taken care of, you begin your trek through the HUGE crowds towards the markets, looking for quests that don't require going too far out of town, knowing you won't make it very far in the time you have before all hell breaks loose.

"Hello there, xxXsauskatheuchihaXxx, I need some more meat to feed all these new guests that have been popping up, could you get me... oh say Fifty boar flanks?"

Accept
Decline

if the formatting goes wrong I'm sorry

>>555886
How far is it to the boars? If not that far I'd say accept and try to get a few more quests in the same area.

>>555896
+1

>>555896
Supporting.
>>555883
"He spilled the wine of my parents right in front of me. I will have my vengeance!"

>>555886
Accept. And sell our shortsword while we're at it. A real man uses real gains, namely with his bare hands. Plus hardcore mode usually gives more bonuses.

i got to ask cause i'm sure it'll be brought up.
are we going to cuck kirito?

>>555916
Ideally we are.
We need to out gainz him.
If we level up hard enough we might just steal his special snowflake status.

>>555916
I HIGHLY recommend not fucking with the plot until at least after the "you're all fucked" speech Kayaba gives

>>555896
Looking at the map provided by the innkeeper, you realize these are the boars from the first episode, the ones literally just outside of town. Perfect.
You accept, and start looking around for another, quickly coming across a blacksmith. Literally across, as it was on the other side of the street from the inn.

"These boar tusks make great handles for swords, ya know? I would love to have 10 or so"
You accept since it's just giving you more reason to kill boars, and keep looking, wading through the crowd until a horrible stench floods your nostrils: it smells a lot like vinegar, but there's some other shit mixed in there that you can't identify. You hunt it down and soon find a Tannery, offering leather equipment and a quest. Marching up to the relatively short, balding NPC you ask about getting some equipment.
"Well sure laddy, I got some good armor here, though it might be better if I didn' hafta buy my supplies all the way from Tolbana! Say, you look like you're good with this sort of thing, maybe I could get ye some gloves if you help me get some better quality skins, just hunt down ten or so wolves on the outskirts of town, that'd be enough, if I do say so m'self. What'da say?"

Accept
Decline

>>555937
OP you know where going to derail this shit quick.
The question is just how fast we do.
>Accept
They're just on the outskirts of town.

>>555937
>Accept
it's the first area i'm sure we aren't going to get ganked by wolves, but let's do the others first and get a level or three.

>>555937
Accept. And sell that damn shortsword.

>>555937
Accept

>>555937
>Accept

>>555941
>>555950
>>555951
>>555952
>>555956
"Ya will! Thanks lad, just bring em back here when you're done!"
You smile and nod, moving on your way. Ahead, you spot the gate out, surprising you. You've covered a lot of ground for just three fucking noob quests.

Leave
Keep looking for more quests
search the town for something else (Write In)

>>555962
>Search for a place to sell our sword.

Apparently our fiwill wil be our weapon.

>>555962
Leave
Don't want to piss anyone off when shit hits the fan and there's no quest

>>555962
>search the town for something else (Write In)
find a place to sell the sword and see if we can purchases so knuckle dusters or something

>>555962
>sell sword
>litteraly run to the boars, there is no time. Never stop running.
>must
>power
>level

>>555966
>Fiwill
I don't even know how that happened
*Fist will
We punch everything.

>>555962
About what time is it, judging by the sun?
Kayaba doesn't pull his shit 'til dusk, and boars looked to be pretty easy kills, so as long as the drop rate is favorable we've got time.

>>555966
>>555968
>>555969
You slap your forehead, realizing you already know exactly where to sell your sword for some extra cash, it's shit anyways, you'e not going to need it. You also become painfully aware of your time running down, and make a mad dash back to the blacksmith.
"Hm? oh, you wanna get rid of this thing? alright then, here, 100 Cor should suffice" He drops a silver coin into your hand, and you realize you've got a starting balance that just got doubled when you check your inventory:

Cor: 200

You thank him and take your leave, It's noon now, you don't have as much time as you'd like, you have to get these quest turned in either right before or right after Kayaba gives his speech, which means you need to kill at least 50 boars and 10 wolves with your bare hands before dusk.
Maybe you shouldn't have taken the boar asses quest, but oh well.

You burst out of the main gates, leaving the shadows of the city behind, the wind sweeps through your hair, and you see a few people out hunting the many, MANY animals that are roaming, looks like you got here in time, you can't even count the number of boars, only that there's way, way more of them than the players, and there's plenty of wolves farther out as well, perfect.

Hunt Boars
Hunt Wolves

>>556004
Go out for the wolves
Then come back in later for the boars since they're closer to the town.

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>>556004
>Hunt Wolves
go big or go die

>>556012
Fuck yes
Let's do this

>>556010

voting for this

>>556010
>>556012
>>556021
>>556036
You crack your knuckles both ways and run out to the nearest wolf

COMBAT INITIATED

You begin to circle each other, the wolf growling low, you with your fists up. It's muscles bunch up under it, it's preparing to leap!

dodge
attack

>>556040
>dodge

>>556040
>Right hook
Knock it out of the air.

>>556040
>dodge

>>556045
Supporting.

>>556045
This.

>>556045
>>556053
>>556068
Alright, Roll 1d20 to hit.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>556107
Rollin

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>556107
Rolling

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>556107
Rollin' like Dempsey!

>>556108
Oh God please save my roll anons.

>>556107
>>556111
>Insta-Kill...

>>556111
Das it

>>556111
>20 AND trips

What a blessed roll

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>>556111
Fuckin based anon with the critical

>>556113
Apparently my dice have neither moxie nor technique.

>>556126
>Smash this wolf
>This wolf and every wolf nearby dies.

A Legend is born.

Inb4 no one tested unarmed damage and it's OP

>>556151
>>556158
First dice of the game. This is just the beginning.

>>556111
alright, I'll let the trips take lead over the 5, but from now on it's first roll counts.

Your fist SMASHES into it's jaw as it leaps, glowing a deep blue as it shatters the wolf with one punch!

Combat Over

Loot Obtained:
>Wolf Pelt x2
>Wolf Fangs x4

You grin, your victory exhilarating you, you feel like a million dollars... and then it crashes down, knowing that just like in the real world, you've only got one life and it could end as easily as this wolf's.
Shaking your head to get rid of those shitty thoughts, you look up from your loot and takes stock of what remains... and then you see them.

Klein and Kirito, they're HERE, RIGHT NOW, KILLING BOARS

Ignore them, keep hunting wolves
Ignore them, hunt your own boars
approach the pair

>>556167
>approach the pair
Kirito may be a shit, but Klein came off as being pretty bro tier in what of the series I forced myself through.

>>556167
First roll only? Man its going to be difficult

>Ignore them, keep hunting wolves

>>556167
>Only first roll
That's just waiting for our salty tears.
>Approach hem.

>>556167
So OP is it confirmed now that unarmed damage is untested and beautifully OP?
(At least for us.)

>>556167
>approach the pair
i don't hate a thing about kirito other than him being a gary stu. he's an okay guy to be friends with just never bring your waifu around him!

>>556178
Supporting. We have to power game. Keep running. Don't stop, those fags are wasting time.
>>>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>>556167
>>556178
>>556204
This. They're grinding boars. We're grinding wolves. We are already on the way to being better than Kirito at this point.

>Hunt wolves

If we don't finish hunting these wolves we won't get the quest rewards, and if we don't get the quest rewards we won't even be able to start hunting bears before this metaphysical world goes to shit. I refuse to abandon our quest. Also we're poor, we need money.

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wait a second. We had to buy adblock for 49.95.

We're not playing an SAO quest, we're playing a SAO Abridged quest

>>556167
>>556203
changing my vote to Ignore them, keep hunting wolves

You guys voted while I was typin, so we're doing both!

You march up to them, fully intending to speak to Kirito, but something stops you, their conversation is... different. Kirito is monologuing about a mythril pebble or some shit and Klein is just giving up on life as they slaughter boars one by one.
It hits you like a ton of bricks
This isn't the normal world of Sword Art Online
This is something altogether different.
This is...

Sword Art Online: Abridged

Clearly, things are going to be different around here, you'll have to rethink your plan.

You decide to go back to hunting wolves, and there's a pair just ahead you can smack the shit out of.

Enter Combat
Wait for them to attack first

>>556238
>Enter Combat

Rule of Fist fighting: Punch first

And OP, get some name will ya

>>556238
>Enter combat.
Yell in rage that we just got stuck in SAO abridged and have to deal with an even more annoying kirito.

>>556238
>Sword Art Online: Abridged
that the one with the racist asuna?
>Enter Combat
he who strikes first wins

>>556243
>>556245
>>556247
"F-BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" you scream in rage, you meant to say Fuck but the censors got you, so you probably pissed off everyone who could hear you with the shitty censor noise.

COMBAT ENTERED
>Wolf 1
>Wolf 2
Pick at Target and then...
Roll 1d20 to attack!

>>556254
>Wolf 2

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>556254
>Wolf 1

lets see how lucky my roll is

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>556254
>Wolf 2

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>556254
>wolf 1

why does every SAO quest have a punch-y MC?

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>556254
>Wolf 1
Kill it all.

>>556264
Unarmed combat is best combat

>>556254
Taunt both of them by getting close and then dashing back. As they leap stick our fingers into their noses midair and step on both of their tails. Use that leverage to snap both of their pitiful necks by draping the rest of our arms around their heads, then twisting and crushing.

>All this rolls

Did i just blocked all the good rolls?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>556285
Also rolling

>>556285
question is...can we write in?

>>556254
OP did we just get all our good rolls blocked?

i assume each target got a roll each. so wolf 1 is 11 and wolf 2 is 18 yes?

>>556299
pretty sure it's best of three

Rolled 15 (1d20)

Single target combat will be first roll, but in a real fight...

>>556261
Your fist launches towards the first wolf, knocking it back slightly!

Wolf 1 HP: 25/30

>>556262
You turn, pivoting your whole body into your next strike, meat smashing into fur and bone!

Wolf 2 HP: 5/30

It attacks back, snapping at your arm! It's teeth catch, gouging into it!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>556314
>Wolf 2
Break it's neck

>>556311
is not..

what is with 11 today?

>>556314
Blleeeegh. We need to invest in some hardcore dodging. Obviously we are not boosting stats. That's just too casual.

>>556314
I always used best of 3 in my quests, as i feel first roll is too swingy.
But i can understand that you may be worried about not getting enough rolls or something idk.

Fuck, I forgot to delete the part about it gouging, that was meant to be the "it actually hit" message
first roll only*
In a fight with more than one target, it's one roll per target per round.
>>556314
It's teeth catch on your arm, gouging thick red lines into it that scream in pain! Your vision goes red with pain and rage as you take stock of the fight!

HP: 420/450

>>556316
You attempt to snap it's neck, but all you manage to do is dislodge it from your arm!

>Wolf 1
>Wolf 2

As before, pick a target and roll 1d20!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>556335
>>Wolf 1
let's make this hurt

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>556335
>Wolf 2
Murder

>>556335
Split the jaw of wolf one in twain and use the corpse to bludgeon wolf two to death.

>>556349
poor wolf 2
Bare-ly know ya

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>556350
I forgot to fucking roll

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>556341
You attempt to land a kick on the first wolf, but miss, almost losing your balance!

>>556349
You instead turn your momentum from almost falling into a hard punch, smashing the second wolf into crystal!

The first wolf leaps at you, teeth bared, jaw wide open to eat you!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>556365
Skull chop

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>556365
You smack it aside with an open palm, it's attack was far too telegraphed for you to NOT counter it.

It begins to circle you, and then it howls!

>>556373
Pray for wolf boss.

>>556373
Three wolves hear the call, and come running!

>Wolf 1
>Wolf 3
>Wolf 4
>Wolf 5

Select a target and attack!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>556373
Drop kick!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>556380
>wolf 1

Grapple and swing

>>556381
>>556380
As I said.
Drop kick!

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>556380
>Wolf 5
wolves hunt in packs arisen

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>556380
is pick up wolf 2 and hit wolf 3 with it an option?

>>556385
pick a target, ya goof

Rolled 1, 10, 5, 4 = 20 (4d20)

>>556380
Round house kick all 4

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>556380
Rolling for kungfu death of many wolves

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>556395
woops. change is hard.

>>556396
Wolf 1.
Its always wolf 1s fault.

>>556230
All the more reason to meet them, abridged Kirito actually has a fucking personality.

Rolled 6, 18, 19 = 43 (3d20)

>>556381
You Drop kick the first wolf, smashing it into shards!

>>556387
Then you turn your raised foot down onto the head of the 5th wolf!

Wolf 5 HP: 15/30

>>556397
You try to roundhouse kick all four, but fail because you've lost your balance, falling flat on your ass!

all three wolves leap for your throat, this could be the end!

>>556421
aww
My 19 was blocked

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>556421
Spin onto our hands and inverted helicopter kick all of them!

>>556421
The third wolf to arrive is easily batted aside, but the other two grab a leg each, biting into them and dragging you somewhere!

HP: 200/450

Roll 1d20 to struggle!

>>556426
Yessss blood for the blood god

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>556426
Fuck yeah rollin

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>556429
oh boy

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>556429
Smile upon me dice gods!

>>556434
you barely manage to shake them off, but you took some more damage in the process, and you're still on the ground!

HP: 190/200

>Wolf 3
>Wolf 4
>Wolf 5

Pick a target and strike back!

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>556449
Wolf three open plan strike!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>556449
>>Wolf 5
i'm ending you wolf 5!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>556449
Use kempo slashing techniques to lascerate blood vessels as they leap. No specific target. Reactionary only.

>>556452
Palm*

Rolled 13, 2, 6 = 21 (3d20)

>>556449
Inverted helicopter kick all of them!

>>556452
You smash the heel of your palm upward into the third wolf, obliterating it in one strike!

>>556453
You then attempt to strike at the 5th wolf, but miss, then you turn your momentum into...

>>556459
a spinning helicopter kick!... that misses the two remaining wolves, but now you're on your feet!

we'll get some nice exp out of this, if we live.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>556464
Flying kick into wolf 5

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>556464
Suplex wolf 4

>>556449
did we just reduce our max hp from 450 to 200?

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>556464
Grab both wolves heads and slam them together.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>556464
Judo flip oncoming wolves!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>556472
IGNORE THAT MY MISTAKE, current HP is 190/450
>>556467
You launch a flying kick onto wolf 5, and as it shatters under your feet, use it to leap onto the fourth wolf, grabbing it, and suplexing it!

Wolf 4 HP: 20/30

It writhes in your arms, trying to bite you!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>556483
Rip it in half with our bare hands!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>556483
Bite back!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>556483
Lift it up then break it's back with your knee.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>556483
Dragon strike uppercut

>>556492
Oh shit.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>556492
Recover into a flying butterfly kick

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>556485
RIP AND TEAR

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>556483
RIP AND TEAR ITS FLESH

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>556485
Shards for the shard god!

>>556492
hopefully hits ignored
Like my 19

>>556485
It's teeth barely graze your arms before your hands are in it's jaw, pulling apart and shredding the wolf in twain!

HP: 185

Combat Ended

You let your air out in a woosh, resting your hands on your knees as shards float around you, coalescing into one menu:

Loot Obtained:
>Wolf Pelt x8
>Wolf Fangs x20
RARE DROP!
>Wolf Head Mask

LEVEL UP
>3 Attribute points obtained!
>HP Restored!
>Max HP increased to 475!

You grin, and go into the menu to use those Attribute points on your... two fucking stats, because SAO is a shit MMO.
Current STR: 1
Current AGI: 1

>Apply points in any configuration, most popular point spread will be applied.

>>556549
that was 185/450, obviously

>>556549
1 STR 2 AGI dodge tank boys

>>556549
>Put on wolf head mask
>All into strength.

>>556549
Don't spend any points. Attributes are for the weak. Skill is what matters. We need to power up more, run over to whatever is still alive and fuck it up.

>>556549
>Put on the Wolf Head
>Dump the points into Strength
>Do 100 pushups, 100 situps and run 10km

>>556549
>2STR and 1 AGI
Need to punch harder, faster.

>>556549
what does the wolf head mask do?

everything in strength

>>556549
2 STR 1 Agi.
Keep it balanced.

>>556549
what kind of mask? we talking skinned wolf head or mask that looks like a wolf?

>>556566
Okay guys but seriously speed is what determines strength. It's physics, and even if that isn't true here if we got first.and accurately without getting hit then we will win every fight.

All into agi.

>>556588
>got
Hit. I dont know why auto correct thought that was a good idea.

>>556549
how bout before we choose, we ask Koba what does each stats do?

This is RPG after all

Seriously strength is overated, we can just go for critical spots and it won't matter if we are strong or not.

>>556588
Agreed. Dump all the points into AGI.

>>556549

>>556559
This

>>556569
>Do 100 pushups, 100 situps and run 10km
Also this. Eat breakfast if we haven't. Even a banana will do.

>>556604
>>556605
Ordinarily I'm all for this (DEX undead ftw) but we might need to punch things with heavy armor or scales eventually. I like the 1:2 str dex ratio

>>556573
I'll support this
And
>Put on mask.

>>556560
>>556569
>>556571
most votes for one specific build, sorry everyone else.

New STR: 4

New AGI: 1

Nodding to yourself at the new stats, you take a look at the new gear, the wolf mask. It appears to be a full helmet, an exact replica of the head of the grey wolves you just fought, only big enough to fit over your head, and hollowed out. The smooth bone is surprisingly comfortable over your head as you put it on, and the jaw moves with your own as you try it out. You don't have a mirror to see what you look like, but you imagine it's pretty fucking badass.

Looks like you also got all the wolf pelts you need for the quest too, wonderful!

There's still plenty of boars around, but your fight took up valuable time, you've got maybe four hours until dusk

Kirito is still talking about a fucking pig-slaying pebble with Klein.

Go back to town
Hunt boars
Talk to Kirito and Klein

>>556617
Talk to Kirito and Klein

Time to interrupt and save ballz...i mean Klein

>>556617
Go all out and kill those boars.

>>556617
>Talk to Kirito and Klein

>>556617
do we get all our health back after a level?

>>556617
>Talk to kirito and Klein.
Maybe we can bro up with Klein.
>Sup ballz!

>>556617
Hunt boars

>>556617
>Go back to town
Cash in our quest and hope we have enough currency to get some gear that raises our stats. We need to prepare for the first boss starting like now.

>>556617
Kill the boars and get more EXP.

>>556617
>Hunt boars
Need the exp to be able to leave all the noobs behind.

alright so here's the plan.

Kill boars
Get sucked into the bullshir monologue
Parkour to turn in quests
Level the fuck up by killing shit
Take on the boss on our own.

>>556650
>Solo the boss
No meat shields and cannon fodder?

>>556654
No. The boss scales with player count.

>>556617
>>Hunt boars

>>556661
Fine we'll just suplex it I guess.
And not get murdered by a nodachi like a noob.

>>556667
That's not a fuckin nodachi. That's a cleaved. And if we had high agi, we could jump into it and avoid it altogether.

>>556623
>>556629
>>556635
>>556639
>>556663
ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
WE'RE GONNA SPEED UP COMBAT
ROLL 1D20 TO DETERMINE HOW WELL WE DO AT COLLECTING BOAR ASSES
BEST OF FIVE ROLLS!
GO!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>556677

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>556677

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>556677

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>556677
Rolling

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>556677
FUCK YEAH

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>556677

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>556677

>>556687
>noice

>>556687
BOARS GOT FUCKING REKT

Y'know, I think a best of 5 1d100 system would be just grand.

Just a suggestion

>>556692
Almost. Almost.

But we are officially more boss than fagot number K

>>556687
Not a single boar ass will be left.

While I'm thinking about it, we should pick up some crafting skills, so we don't have to do silly shit like bring a little girl on our dragon slaying mission

>>556687
Boar head get?

>>556639
Hunt boards

We need to level up fast. We also should get that martial art skill even if it gives us facepaint like a cat.

>>556708
should we go full fist punch/Thai kickbox/Grapple?

>>556707
We will slowly build a tower of hats from the heads of our defeated enemies.

>>556716
I say fist punch.

No, we keep an eye out on Kirito. Remember him saying something about how the start areas will be all used up by the noob soon. Hence, why he lives and all the limited good quests first. We stalk him when leaves and get the goodies too.

Also, are you guys fucking serious? Strength? We used our fists for godsake. We cant parry, deflect, or block like players with bladed weapons, weapons in general, or shields. And we cant we heavy armor because it would hinder out fighting ability. ALL into agility. We hit pressure points quick. We disarm fast. We execute techniques nimble and quick. We flip heavier opponents quick. We evade weapon strikes quick because we can't deflect, party, or block. But what we can do is evade and redirect attacks. That requires skill and physical deftness. That's agility, boys. Fuck strength, we cant hit hard if we die. Plus, thumb of RPG builds. ALL stat points into one stat. Other stats are increased by item bonuses, equipment bonuses, and buffs.

Get rekt noobs.

>>556703
Supporting. We should make large cords with teeth and bones on them for decoration and hardcore stealth, as well as wolf pelt bandages to wrap our points of contact ie fists, elbows and shins in. Or something along those lines

>>556716
Punching as main skill, but also putting some points in kicks and grapples.
I imagine grapple will be specially useful in duels and when some PK wants to start some shit with us.

>>556687
You go out
and you
PUNCH
BOAR
ASSES

Loot Obtained:
>52 Boar Flanks
>22 Boar Tusks
RARE DROP!
>B Class Cooking Ingredient: Heart of the Boar

LEVEL UP!
>3 Attribute Points Obtained!
>Max HP Increased to 500!

Current STR: 4

Current AGI: 1

Once More, assign points!

>>556722
There you go. That's another set of reasons why strength is overrated. Godamn opm wannabes.

>>556722
We can pick people up and smash them into walls and the ground.

>>556722
>Hence, why he lives
why he leaves

>>556733
all into AGI

>>556733
>1 STR and 2 AGI
We need some agi for some fancy dodge and counterattack moves.

>>556733
>Agility all.
>>556734
Doesn't damage scale with strength?
I don't think we'll kill level 70s with 10 strength.

Balance is needed.

>>556716
I say even split kickbox/grapple. Grapple to overwhelm in 1v1 or when we have higher numbers, kickboxing for dps

>>556733
All into agility

>>556733
Balanced build
All on DEX

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>>556733
3 strength

>>556733
>Dump it all into Strength
NO BRAKES ON THE STRENGTH TRAIN

>>556733
ALL TO AGILITY!

>>556733
All agility no shit.

Also I'm not a fan of squaring up just punching shit. Tackles and grapples are great but if we are going striking class then kungfu/kempo with a side of taichi is the way to play the game

Guys, I know y'all wanna be ninjas or something, but instead of that let's spec into crushing heads and wielding fuckers to hit other fuckers with

>>556736
And you assume everyone is slow enough to catch and throw around like a sack of meat? Kirito is OP because hes fucking fast. We will outmanuever him.

>>556733
>>Agility all.

>>556761
We need to DODGE, that means agility.

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grappler baby

>>556733
All on STR

>>556763
Let's just grab him when we sticks his sword in us and then give him a big 'ol hug.

>>556733
Hey, before the plaza, do we have time to log out, install add-ons, go on saohead, look at good builds for us to do?

>>556733
All into AGI.

>>556761
Yeah let's just hit really hard and not be able to hit anything, we would have to rely on destroying our environment as the only viable option against a high agi biuld

For those bitching about balance. I said we make up for strength with equipment stats and buffs.
>ALL Ability from now on
If we're going the technique route, which is the inly way we'll survive, we go all agility

>>556772
The best form of dodging is to deflect.

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>>556786
See? Someone gets it.

>>556786
Basically OPM but without the speed
A walking tank

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>>556786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQPxPWtPsRA&t=1m33s

>>556810
Not moving.

Against bosses.

You want to die Anon?

This really isn't hard to comprehend guys.
Agility is the only viable carry for a solo build besides magic, and since we don't have magic and strength is weaker for a plethora of reasons, why the he'll go for a solo strength carry.

>>556810
Tank with what though? We have no shield or massive plate. I don't like our odds of just out dpsing the entire game.

>>556823
>This really isn't hard to comprehend
You are being way too nice and overestimating people Anon.

>>556745
>>556748
>>556749
>>556756
>>556758
>>556766
>>556784
jesus, that's a lot of people going for AGI
>>556781
The log out button is gone from the very start, and also, we don't have a NerveGear, we're from the real world, imported through pure bullshit with our meta-knowledge into the game

New STR: 4

New AGI: 4

All quests are available to turn in!

You smile as your balanced build flashes before you. Censored blood drips from your mask, a side effect of wearing it: Free lifesteal, every 10 HP you deal as damage gets you 1 HP back as health, which allowed you to go relatively unscathed through the boars.
Granted, it took THREE AND A HALF HOURS to collect all the boar asses you needed, but they were done, and you had time to head back to town and turn in those quests before Kayaba announced that shit is fucked.

By now, Kirito is almost done with his monologue about the magic stone and you can see both him and Klein standing on the hill.

Talk to Kirito and Klein
Run back to town and turn in quests

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>>556820
We just need to know where not to be.

>>556823
>pretending to know what the fuck kinda mechanics would be good in SAO

>>556824
Not yet, soon we will purchase two shield and have big fist weapons

>>556824
Yeah. also if we are the first to max out agility the game might give us an exclusive special skill.

>>556802
I love how you anons just want to smash dirt that our enemies stand on a minute ago while players like Kirito and Asuna deal 10 fucking sword slashes a fucking second and do a shitload of damage.

>>556820
Just describing similarities,good friend.

>>556824
Specifically Tank-destroyer. You know...the one with high penetration but low armor

>>556832
>imported through pure bullshit with our meta-knowledge into the game
So does our meta-knowledge include useful info like specs and builds so we don't have to argue the merits of HUUUGGGEE and GOTTA GO FAST every level up?

>>556832
>Run back to town and turn in quests
I wanted to be the Kirito not interact with him. Unless I can fuck him, in which case lets go.

>>556832
>Run back to town and turn in quests
It should be easy to stalk Kirito for his beater secrets after the big meeting

>>556832
Op, we go to town turn the quests in and buy two shields and become that guy who uses two shields as weapons

>>556839
>dps on a tank
it's like you forget that potions and DT exist

>>556833
There's only two stats. In traditional meta as well as in the show agility in itself is just better discounting skills.

Let's turn in those quests and gtfo

>>556833
So we just hide in the beginning village for years and max out our cooking ability?

>Run back to town and turn in quests.

We need gear yo!

>>556832
Let's go back to town and turn in the quests.

>>556832
>Run back to town and turn in quests

>>556843
I would like to think after a few levels it will be pretty clearly defined which direction we're going and whichever side loses will go along with it.

>>556824
There's something called dodge tanking. We're not going to carry a fucking shield.
And we are not wearing chain or PLATE ARMOR.
Christ, do any of you game?

>>556832
Wait...We got transferred from real life?
Can we not have the meta knowledge?
It can change a lot of path

>>556874
What do we do when we fuck up a roll and get hit?

I don't like being squishy.

>>556874
Exactly, we're going to have two shields!
Those small ones used mainly to deflect or bash.

>>556832
>Run back to town and turn in quests

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>>556832
>We've gotten plenty of boar asses for the townies... now let's get some for us!

Op you absolutely have to confirm the meta here or else it's just going to be unpleasant arguments.

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>>556884
Sorta like this

>>556874
You want our punches to be feather-light when instead we could be

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>>556910
woops, forgot this part

>>556888
That's lewd.

>>556884
Cough
You mean plated gauntlets? Because there's no fucking way we can execute effective grappling techniques or misdirection with two fucking shields strapped to our arms. Might I also remind you that aren't the lightest dainty props?
And one the subject of getting hit. It's a compromise. Again, do any of you play fucking games? You cant good if you spread so thin. We can learn techniques that can redirect most of the force or mitigate blows. The trade is that we kill them before they kill us. No one fucking cares that you dont like being squishy. Anons chose the fighter route fighters are dpss. Other than that, we wear good leather armor and get gud.

>>556921
Can we call the other players out for kinkshaming our lifestyle when they see us fucking mobs?

just balance our points. put all the points into one stat then next time put them in the other

>>556910
No. Fuck dude agility covers hit chance as well! We could be hitting vitals for as much damage as a base high strength punch. Plus dodging and speed

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>>556935
>Leaving your hits up to chance

>>556843
you watched the Anime and the Abridged up to episode 10, which means that you have no clue about mechanics because they're not really mentioned. you really just know the plot up to a point and can derail it easily.
Also, reminder that Kirito's thing was carrying swords that required ABSURD STR to carry, but he also powerleveled and put plenty of points into AGI, so I'm gonna recommend a balanced build

>>556847
>>556848
>>556850
>>556854
>>556858
>>556866
Your increased AGI has made you holyshitballs fast in comparison to before. You zoom into town at top speed and only stop long enough to turn in quests, cutting off dialogue as fast as you can.

First up is the Innkeeper, who takes most of your boar asses and gives you 100 Cor and a bit of EXP.

Then the Blacksmith, who takes your Boar Tusks and gives you the same as the Inkeeper: 100 Cor and some EXP

Then the Tanner, who gives you 100 Cor, enough EXP to level AGAIN, and Leather Gauntlets, which add a whopping ONE to your Armor Points, though they'll keep your hands warm and are really, really comfy even when you're hitting shit.

Current Inventory
>Light Blue Cloth Shirt
>Dark Blue Cloth Leggings
>Wolf Mask
>Leather Gauntlets
>22 Wolf Fangs
>12 Boar Flanks
>Heart of the Boar
>500 Cor

LEVEL UP!
>3 Attribute Points Gained
>Max HP Increased to 525!
>New Skill slots Unlocked!

Huh, that's new, you forgot about the Skill System.
Well, you'll worry about that later, for now, you have Attribute Points to consider!

Current STR: 4
Current AGI: 4

dear god I wish there was a keybind for bolding like there is for spoilering