>>553405
>>Check up on how your crew is doing.

>>553405
>Make sure you're properly packed.
WHAT SWIMSUIT DID WE BRING?

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>>553405
>>Make sure you're properly packed.

Also, pray to god that the spaceline(?) didn't mix up our luggage with somebody else's and fine us for doing nothing wrong.

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>>553421
Answer the following questions:
1. Style of swimsuit (one piece, two piece, etc.)
2. Colour
3. Details.

>>553405
>Make sure you're properly packed.

>>553431
>One piece
>Orange
>String

>>553405
>Check in on Carly.
Worried older sister go!

>>553405
>make sure you're properly packed.
Hi Merc, let's hope the move here isn't too bad

>>553405
>>Check in on Carly.

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>>553431
Uhhh...not sure how to describe this one.

>>553405
>Make sure you're properly packed.

>>553405
>Check on Carly.

Probation officer mode go.

>>553405
>Check up on how your crew is doing.

>>553497
Way too lewd.

>>553405
>>Check up on how your crew is doing.


>>553431
bikini
Blue
String

WE have NO shame.

>>553497
lewd/10

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>>553431
Maybe just keep it simple?

>>553531
No.
We are the lewd Captain.
We must go lewder

>>553405
How come we are still wearing clothes isn't our skin suntan lotion?

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>>553546
Technically, our sweat is suntan lotion at the moment, and wardrobe malfunctions are a possibility especially with outfits like: >>553497

>>553531
We could always go for the tried and true bikini/hoodie combo.

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>>553545
I wonder if Sam was already known far and wide as a lewd captain even before she got hired by the Accord

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>>553564
>inb4 pic related summed up her Academy life

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>>553405
You decide to make one last check on your luggage. After all, it wouldn't do to get on planet and then find out you completely forgot something important, right? You dig through your bag, checking the various pockets and sections. Changes of clothes, check. Toiletries, check. Sidearm, check. Wallet, check. Datapad, check. Commlink, check. Seemed like all of the important things were present.

Well, most of the important things. The most important one, the swimsuit...

>...you had already packed!
>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.
>Other

>>553609
>>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.

>>553609
>>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.
>Maybe, depends on if there are nude beaches we can trick Tank into.

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>>553609

>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.
Time for a surprise!

>>553574
With plenty of water fights?

>>553609
>...you had already packed!

>>553609
>you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.
Tank escorts us, naturally

>>553609
>>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.

>>553609
>...you had already packed!

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>>553609
>>...you had already packed!

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>>553531
We could go for the front-zipper swimsuit like the last beach scene in a Merc Quest.

>>553609
>>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.

>>553609
>>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.

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>>553647
>the last beach scene in a Merc Quest
When was that?

>>553609
>...you did not have and were planning to buy one on the surface.

>>553677
AFAICR, the last Merc beach scene was in ACQ

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>>553609
You actually didn't have a swimsuit ready to go. You had never actually found much reason to keep one around, funnily enough. However, you do get the distinct feeling that Carly, Amy and Elsa would tease the fuck out of you if they ever found out. Plus, you know, you'd stick out like a sore thumb from the rest of your crew.

Well, thankfully, Palm Isle boasted a pretty large and diverse shopping center, so you could definitely hop over there and grab one for yourself. But how to handle it...

>No need to let anyone know. You can go yourself.
>Bring some of your crew with you.
>Bring Carly with you.
>Other

>>553700
>Bring some of your crew with you.

>>553700
>>Bring some of your crew with you.
Tank.
Our Loyal Tank.

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>>553700
>>Bring Carly with you.
Twins!

>>553700
>Bring some of your crew with you.

Time to hang out with the crew! Almost feels like an eternity since we did stuff with them.

>>553700
>>Bring some of your crew with you.

>>553712
Personally, I think we should keep it a surprise.

>>553700
>Bring Carly with you.

>>553700
>No need to let anyone know. You can go yourself.

>>553700
>Bring some of your crew with you.

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>>553700
You suppose you couldn't go there without some sort of escort or backup, but who...

Your female crewmates like Amy, Elsa, Lida, and Natalia would probably have better ideas of what would suit you, but then again, they had equal chances of outright pranking you. Plus you'd be in their debt and you didn't like the idea of owing any of those girls a favor. Not after the LAST time...

Tank, you could definitely trust. But... he was Tank.

Bradford? He was trustworthy too, but a bit too prim and proper. Plus you had trouble believing he knew anything about swimsuits, much less those for the opposite sex.

Scott? Probably just the safe option. He wouldn't dare do anything to you, but he wasn't going to be all that much help either other than an extra set of eyes.

>Pick what crew you want to bring! It could be anyone in any combination, as long as a consensus can be reached!

>>553813
>Carly

>>553813
Bradford.
It's pretty much the XO's job to go swimwear shooping with you.

>>553813
>tank

>>553813
>>553813
Natalia, Elsa

>>553813
Bradford and Scott.
They're two we can trust to keep quiet, and with how much Scott's been working on his waifu, I think he actually might know something about swimsuits.

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>>553813
Supporting:>>553841

Do you think Sam would look nice in something 'sporty' like boyshorts?

>>553813
>Natalia

>>553813
Natalia and Tank.

We need best medic.

>>553813
>Bradford and Scott

>>553813
Natalia and maybe tank

>>553813
Nat and Bradford

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>>553813
>Natalia and Elsa

>>553841
>Scott's a mechanic working on a robo-waifu
>Natalia's a robot doctor working on organics
Would they be a match made in heaven?

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>>553894
>inb4 they make a biomechanical android daughteru

>>553894
if they can give us part to make use grow, then yes.

>>553813
>Tank

FIND BEST TONK.

BULLY TONK.

BULLY HIM FOREVER.

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>>553909
>make a biomechanical android daughteru

>Making the girl-Terminator

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>>553813
Okay, so the leading choices seem to narrow down to:

>Tank
>Natalia
>Scott
>All three!

>>553922
>>Tank
>>Natalia
Natalia for feminine advice, Tank because... tank.

>>553922
>>Natalia
>>Scott

>>553926
Also possible drugs.

>>553922
Natalia

>>553922
>>Natalia
>>Scott

>>553922
>>Natalia
>>Scott

>>553922
>>Natalia
Give us more potions, I want Prinz and Bismark body

>>553922
>Natalia
>Scott

>>553922
>Tank
>Natalia

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>>553922
Well, it looks like Natalia and Scott are definite takes. The last question is whether to bring Tank along, too?

>Y
>N

>>554007
>N

Time to keep a secret.

>>554007
>Y

>>554007
>>N

>>554007
N

>>554007
>N

>>554007
>N

>>554007
>>N

>>554007
>N

>>554007
>>N

>>554007
>Y

You guys are no_fun.jpeg

>>554063
Maybe Tank wants to surprise us with his swimsuit?

>>554007
>>Y
>>554076
inb4 it's just a swimsuit over his armour

>>554088
Harwieyan flowery print. 5XL. Bought it when he heard vacation.

>>554007
>>N

>>554136
>He also got a really really really old copy of Pokemon Sun/Moon to go with the theme.

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>>554007
Hmmmm, Natalia and Scott were probably your best picks here. Natalia already pretty much knew your body size since it was her job, and Scott was... well... pretty harmless. The others didn't really need to know.

"Attention passengers." The intercom chimes. "We will be docking with the orbital elevator shortly. Please secure your belongings and report to the disembarkation point."

Crap, did that much time pass already You dig through your bag again. You had a set of casual clothes to go incognito, especially since you technically weren't on duty. But you also had your standard Accord uniform, as well. You'd have a lower profile in casual clothes, but your Accord uniform would certainly communicate a fair bit more authority.

What to wear, what to wear...

>Casual
>Uniform
>Other

>>554168
>>Casual

>>554168
>Casual

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>>554168
>>Casual
We're on vacation. Let's live a little.

>>554168
>Casual

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>>554168

>Casual

>>554168
>>Casual

>>554168
>Casual

>>554168
>>Casual
We still have a badge or something to say we're Accordian Navy right?

>>554229
I hope the dress uniform at least as a hat, or a coat.

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>>554257
>at least as a hat, or a coat
Why not both?

>>554257
>>554266
We could also wear the coat as a cape or cloak if it has a nice chain

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>>554168
Well, you suppose casual would be appropriate. You didn't really want to be flaunting your rank and everything, after all. Just a simple short sleeved shirt, jacket, and a skirt with stockings underneath. Simple and plain.

With everything set, you head over to the main hall, where the rest of the passengers were waiting to disembark onto the space elevator, where they would disperse to wherever they were supposed to be going. You spot your crew among the crowd, Natalia and Scott in particular.

"Heeeeey, Natalia, Scott, how are you two doing?" You say cheerfully as you rope your doctor and engineer to the side.

"I'm sorry to say, but I don't have any 'concoctions' for you this time..." Natalia sighs.

"C-Captain!" Scott stammers, taken off guard.

"Hey, we're not on duty, so Sam is fine!" You assure your twitchy engineer. "Anyways, I kinda need a favor from you two. I'm actually short a swimsuit, and I was planning to buy one on the surface..."

"...so you need wingmates to back you up." Natalia's lips form an eager grin.

"Basically, yes." You concede.

"But I'm an engineer, not a fashion expert-"

"Scott, we need a brave, strapping young lad to accompany two beautiful women, to protect their honor!" Natalia purrs with a voice as smooth as silk, the same kind of voice she used when dissecting a test subject. She was always kinda weird like that.

"U-um okay..." Scott pales, unable to refuse.

"Good, then it's decided!" You nod.

"So, shall we do this now, or after we get settled in our accommodations?" Natalia asks slyly.

>Right now.
>After we get settled.
>Other

>>554298
>Right now

>>554298
>>Right now.

Gotta get the good ones before it's gone.

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>>554298
>>Right now.
Is waifuing Natalia a bad thing?

>>554298
>Right now.

>>554298
>>Right now.


No more concoctions I shame. Maybe she might brew something up when we are shopping.

>>554298
>>Right now.

>>554326
Only if she gives us the power to have us a bustier power

>>554298
>Right now.

>>554338
Sam needs some childbearing hips first.

>>554298
>Right now.

>>554298
>Right now

Last thing we need is being stuck with a micro-bikini and a miniskirt. Or heaven forbid, a semi-transparent Hardlight swimsuit projected by a piece of jewelry (bracelet, necklace, anklet)

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>>554356
Forgot pic

>>554346
Yeah that is why Natalia can help. I hope she can whip something up/

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>>554356
>Hardlight swimsuit projected by a piece of jewelry

Too lewd. Not even mentioning the potential "shorting out" if battery life is a thing.

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>>554298
"Let's go right now!" You say as you wave down a passing porter drone. "Can you our luggage sent to our hotel?"

"AFFIRMATIVE." The drone buzzes as it bends down to pick up all of your bags before shuffling off.

"All right, to the store, then!" You announce as you lead your two crewmates to the space elevator's transport hub. It's not difficult to secure a ride to the planet's main shopping hub, located in Sunset Bay. There was a high speed tram line that got the three of you there in just under ten minutes.

The Sunset Bay Mall was of course the epitome of modern shopping center design, being a large, multileveled structure centered around a massive central aisle. Just the sheer amount of people moving through was daunting. There had to be tens of thousands, maybe even more moving through at any one time!

"Hmmm, it's quite crowded out here." Natalia observes, taking care not to touch anybody that passes by too close.

"H-how are people supposed to find anything in this mess?" Scott groans as he gets pushed around by the crowd.

"They read the map, of course." You roll your eyes as you check the holographic directory, which displays a map of the entire center. You filter out the stuff you're not interested in, and narrow things down to the clothing stores that specialize in swimwear.

Even then, there were over a dozen stores! Everything from simple swimwear made from synthetic and even natural cloth to super exotic hard light, holographic, and nanite infused swimwear!

"So many choices..." Natalia purrs.

>Something simple and mundane.
>Something cutting edge and exotic.
>Other

>>554390
All in
>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554390
>>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554390
>>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554390
>>Something cutting edge and exotic.
something with some tech or bio stuff just to make the most of our companions abilities, for example scott could probably mod a tech swim suit to do interesting stuff or at least fix any battery life problems, or natalia could do some chemistry one a natural fiber suit for some other interesting effects.

>>554390
>>Something cutting edge and exotic.
Nanos plz.

>>554390
>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554390
>>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554415
That and the fact that our sweat is now sunblock and can cause some 'slippage' I think less conventional materials are needed to prevent accidents.

>>554390
>>Something simple and mundane.

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>>554390
>Something cutting edge and exotic.

HR Giger's Secret.

>>554426
>sweat is sunblock
forgot about that. say, can we apply it to other people?

>>554390
>Something frilly

>>554390
>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554436
I think so, but Natalia's brews seem to be rather inconsistent due to the consumer's genes. Maybe those with similar genes will get similar effects.

>>554432
>turns out the secret is that the swimsuit is technically 'alive' in a very basic sense like moss.

>>554457
I meant apply sam's sweat to other people cause i'm a dirty minded bastard, full body sunscreen massage etc.

>>554457
i hope the growth ones start to kick in.

>>554390
>Something cutting edge and exotic.

>>554457
And the other secret is that it is a symbiotic set of gills.

>>554466
She's gotta get sweaty, first.

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>>554466
>Sensually hugging the other crewmen from behind to 'apply sunscreen'

>>554467
so...sun activated growth hormone? sam becomes a plant girl psy-soldier?

>>554486
>She's gotta get sweaty, first.
Even better

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>>554488
Make it an alien parasite plant girl and I'm sold.

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>>554488
She becomes a zentraedi?

oh yeah, kinda power gamey question here, some sunscreens work by reflecting a portion of the suns radiation, could this reflective effect potentially apply to other forms of radiation basically giving sam a stealth coating if she's naked and sweaty, or maybe defray laser damage to some degree?

>>554532
>Captain, we have no way to get to the surface undetected.
>Just get me sweaty and then throw me out the airlock Bradford, I can do this.

>>554532
Unless you want her to be a walking jello mass covered in and leaking sweaty sunscreen everywhere, that ain't gonna work

>>554550
figured it might be viable in small amounts due to it being one of Natalia's weird ass potion effects but yeah its just a random thought I had, though the walking jello mass thing might be funny for a potion critfail.

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>>554390
Well hey, it's the current year, right? Might as well get something cutting edge! You pick out one of he closer stores, "Submerged Treasures". They seemed to be on the forefront of summer and aquatic themed clothing. A convenient holographic line projected straight to your eyes shows you the way, so you don't have to rely on memory.

"To think." Scott groans as he reads up on the store's bio. "These guys spend billions of credits a year on cutting edge materials tech... and then sells it of as swimwear and women's fashion?"

"Don't underestimate the purchasing power of women." Natalia giggles as she glances at you. "You'd be surprise how much we'd pay just to attract someone's eye!"

"Still seems like a weird use of resources..." Scott frowns.

>Natalia's right, you know!
>Are you implying something, Nat?
>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott...
>Other

>>554570
>Natalia's right, you know!
>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott...

>>554570
>>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott...
Bully!

>>554570
>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott...

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>>554570
>>Are you implying something, Nat?

>>554570
>Natalia's right, you know!

>>554570
>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott..

>>554570
>>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott...
Hey, you're one to talk. We all have our hobbies yes?

>>554577
Really? Roadhog?

I thought Mercy and Reaper were a thing.

and suddenly I'm imagining natalia offering to make a synthetic bio skin for said robot when she hears about it, gotta make it feel realistic and all that.

>>554577
If that pic isn't faked, then Kudos to those guys in Blizzard for having a great sense of humor.
>>554588
Nah, Mercy X Soldier 76 all the way.

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>>554588
>Reaper
>Getting anything other than Soldier 76

>>554570
>Natalia's right, you know!
>Other
"What does it say about you if they came up with the materials tech first, and you ignored it just because it was used in swimsuits?"

>>554593
>HR Giger robot waifu

Okay.

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>>554570
>Natalia's right, you know!

>>554602
Probably less H.R. Giger, more Cylon

The Giger Skin will be the bio-armor for combat

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>>554595
>Mercy X Soldier 76 all the way
Pharmercy or bust

>>554570
>>Natalia's right, you know!

>>Yeah, and you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott...

>>554603
Sam turning into Mercy. YES YES YES1

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>>554593
>>554602
>>554605

Just wait till we get to the part of the story where the android realizes they aren't human, and are actually a robot!

and now i'm imagining scott and natalia getting together and the bio boosted robot is their daughteru, hell merc even has a previous character he could bring in for the bio-bot the mc's daughter(super bio weapon) from that x-com magical girl quest he ran a ways back.

>>554603
Reminder that Mercy is the BBEG and it's all her fault.

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>>554615
I dunno, I think the various modular weapon systems would be a bit of a giveaway.

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>>554615
>I never asked for this, but I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

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>>554630
>>554637
At this rate, we're making the kid more of a Supersoldier than Sam.

>>554649
sam ends up as the kid's badass "aunt" who teaches them all sorts of combat skills.

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>>554570
"Nat's right, you know." You grin smugly. "Plus, I seem to recall that you're spending countless hours building a robot girl, Scott."

"Well, um, that's different!" Scott's face immediately flushes red.

"Don't be ashamed, well have our hobbies!" You grin. "I bully my sister, Nat makes weird potions, and you build robot girls!"

"Oh right, that drone that was meant to be for 'infiltration' purposes?" Natalia giggles. "You know, if you tips on how to make some of the more... complicated parts more 'realistic'..."

"S-stop that!" Scott's face goes even redder. "She's not for that kind of purpose!"

"Hmmm, that's true." Nat nods. "I suppose that pirate mechanic girl could fulfill that purpose."

"Naaaaaaat!" Scott wails.

>Looks like Scott needs emergency evac.
>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.
>Other

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>>554649
She can be the combat engineer, we can be the psychic sniper, and tank can be the secretly completely normal infantryman.

>>554659
>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

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>>554659
>>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

>>554659
>>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

>>554659
>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

>>554659
>>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.
if we weren't going for tank i'd be all in for natalia.

>>554659
>>Looks like Scott needs emergency evac.
We still need him for shopping.

>>554659
>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

So this is what it's like on the outside...

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>>554649
>Supersoldier causes other factions to begin their own supersoldier programs
>Hegemony creates Doomguy or a Spartan-II
>Confederacy creates a cowboy

>>554659
>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

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>>554660
>>554630
>>554637
>>554649

Remove Synths

>>554736
Aleph knows what's best anon, she can't let the CA's EI take control of the human sphere.

>>554659
>Let Nat continue her experiment to see if somebody can be teased to death.

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>>554736
But synths are useful!

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>>554659
You decide to sit back and observe. It was actually really fun to see nat teasing Scott like this. Due to their positions, both crewmates hardly had time to interact with each other.

"Oh, I've heard about how well the two of you had gotten along." Nat chuckles. "Though her immune system still isn't quite ready for something like THAT, so I highly suggest you stock up on antispetics and-"

"I GET IT, NAT!" Scott wails.

"Really? Are you sure you don't want a doctor's opinion?" Natalia smiles wryly.

"Artya's just a friend... that's all." Scott sighs.

"Hmmm, I wonder what she'll think if I tell her that?" Nat puts a finger to her chin. "If I recall, she came along with her Captain on this trip..."

"What?!" Scott immediately straightens up like a rail. "N-nobody told me she was coming too!"

"And why would it have mattered to you?" You smile. "I thought you didn't even like her!"

"I- well-" Scott immediately got extremely flustered. "I don't need to take this!"

You engineer then spins on his heel and turns in order to march off...

...and slams headfirst into the chest of a Hegemony soldier.

"Oh shit! I'm sorry-" Scott squeaks right when the soldier grabs him by the collar of his shirt.

"How about you watch where you're going?" The soldier scowls. "You could have messed up my uniform."

"I said I'm sorry-"

"I think he's gotta make it up to us." One of the trooper's buddies, dressed in the same black fatigues, waltzes up.

"Whatcha got?" A third trooper asks.

Were, were they trying to extort Scott? You glance at Natalia, who you can tell was staring pure poison at the four troopers now accosting Scott. You see his eyes meet yours, asking what to do.

>You don't want trouble. Just give them what they want and let them go.
>Time to teach these assholes some manners.
>Other

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>>554802
>>You don't want trouble. Just give them what they want and let them go.

No need to stir up trouble here.

>>554802
>>You don't want trouble. Just give them what they want and let them go.

>>554802
>>Time to teach these assholes some manners.
Che, I knew it was a bad thing to tease Scott too much. Fucking hell, and now we have unwanted crap to attend to.

>>554802
>Other
Record everything and stream it all to Island Security.
We were in SolSec before, we know how Neutral Security operates, and the kinds of things that will make them come down like the fist of an angry god on anyone who tries to break that neutrality.

>>554802
>>Other
ask if nat has anything subtle, a contact sleeping agent plus a memory loss thing would be perfect.

>>554802
Supporting >>554820

As the planet is neutral ground, he who throws the first punch loses

>>554802
>Time to teach these assholes some manners.

>>554802
What this >>554820 nerd said.

>>554820
actually yeah, this is smart
changing from my old vote (>>554822
) to this

>>554802
>You don't want trouble. Just give them what they want and let them go.

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>>554802
Okay, so the general consensus seems to be to have Nat cook something on the fly to "subtly" deal with these guys?

>Y
>N

>>554840
>>Y

>>554840
>>Y
Hopefully, this will work.

>>554840
>Y

>>554840
>Y

>>554840
>N
I prefer the record everything plan.

>>554840
Err, I thought we were sending video to island security, I changed my vote for the subtle potion use to the security thing, just check my ID.

>>554840
N

What? No! We're in a huge crowd!
With cameras everywhere because this is a neutral space!

>>554840
>Y

>>554840
Also, there were 4 votes to stream the entire thing to Island Security, there was only 1 vote for having Nat cook something up.

Where is this coming from?

>>554844
>>554846
>>554847
>>554851
Anons, are you even following the votes at all?

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>>554865
Whoops, I got the posts mixed up, so we'll try this again!

>Call in security.
>Have Nat take care of things.
>Other

>>554865
I think I fucked up the formatting on my vote change from the potion suggestion to the security thing, that might have confused somethings, sorry.

>>554872
>Call in security.

>>554872
>Have Nat take care of things.

>>554872
>>Call in security.

>>554872
>Call in security.

>>554872
>>Call in security.

>>554872
>Call in security.

>>554872
>>Call in security.

>>554872
>Call in security.
Again, we're in a fuckhuge crowd.
Banking on the untold hundreds of cameras not catching Nat, even assuming she doesn't accidently cause collateral damage, is too risky.

>>554872
If you intentionally choose a pair of options that didn't win and pass it off as a tie, would anyone correct you?

>>554872
>>>Call in security.

>>554904
The problem is that we essentially feel invincible no matter the option. So long as we pass a roll, we're pretty much good to go.

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>>554872
You groan. It looks like you were going to have to get security involved here. You pull out your comm device and start tinkering with it. If PalmSec was anything like SolSec...

"This is Palm Isle Security, please state the nature of your emergency." You hear the dull, bored voice of a typical desk jockey answer.

"Hey, I'm calling to report a crime in progress at the Sunset Harbor Mall." You explain, keeping a wary eye. To Scott's credit, he was doing a good job stalling the Heg tourists as he kept digging through his pockets pretending he couldn't find his wallet. "Looks like some Hegemony guys are stirring up trouble in front of Submerged Treasures..."

"Can you please state your name for the record?" The dispatcher sighs.

>Samantha Wellings
>Just a concerned citizen.
>Other

>>554967
>>Samantha Wellings

>>554967
>Samantha Wellings

>>554967
>Samantha Wellings
They could trace the phone call to us.
Don't lie. Lying is what gets you the thorough screening. Just be upfront.

>>554967
>Samantha Wellings

Taking bets as to how overworked and underpaid this dispatcher is.

>>554967
>>Samantha Wellings

>>554967
>Samantha Wellings

>>554967
>>Samantha Wellings

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>>554967
"It's Samantha Wellings." You say.

"All right please ho- wait, what?" The dispatcher pauses. "Waitaminute, you're not THAT Samantha Wellings, are you?!"

"Umm.... what?" You pause.

"Just a sec!" And then the dispatcher hangs up.

Huh, what the hell was that all about-

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUUUUUM!"

You then see a masked and uniformed security officer literally drop kick one of the Heg troopers out of nowhere.

Three more similarly masked and uniformed officers then drop out of nowhere, each of them taking up a silly and very impractical pose.

"LAWBREAKERS BEWARE! PALMSEC IS HERE!" They all shout in unison.

What.

And then the surrounding crowd doesn't run or panic, they CHEER. They cheer like they're watching a goddamn stage show or something!

You just look at Nat, who gives you a similarly confused but amused look.

But at least in the confusion everybody seems to have forgotten about Scott, who was still cowering in a ball.

>Grab Scott and scram!
>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.
>Other

>>555083
>>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

>>555083
>>Grab Scott and scram!

>>555083
>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

>"Waitaminute, you're not THAT Samantha Wellings, are you?!"
OK, what did we just do?

>>555083
>>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

Wat.

>Captcha demands Palm Trees
Fitting.

>>555083
>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

>>555083
>>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

>>555083
>Grab Scott and scram!

>>555096
Family friend? Nepotism? Or maybe we inadvertently helped someone in our adventures?

>>555083
>>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

>>555118
We're the most famous neutral zone security officer there ever has been.

>>555083
>>This is just too weird not to see to its natural conclusion.

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>>555083
Now, this was just too damn weird not to see to its natural conclusion. You see the Heg troopers, caught completely off guard, surrender on the spot without a fight.

"Thank you everyone!" The lead officer says cheerfully as her companions go about arresting the belligerent troopers. "PalmSec! Providing public security AND a show!"

Some sporadic applause, and the audience quick disperses to continue on with their day. One of the officers helps a very flustered Scott up to his feet, while the lead officer who performed the drop kick shuffles up to you. Was she.. was she nervous seeing you?

"Ohmygod, you ARE the Samantha Wellings, aren't you?!" She squeals.

"Um... yes?" You raise an eyebrow, wondering how these girls knew you. Maybe one of your old SolSec colleagues got transferred here-

"Director Hawkins just won't stop talking about you!" The lead officer continues. "You're just the cooooolest security officer eveeeeer!"

Wait...Hawkins...

THAT Hawkins?

Your old Academy roommate??!?!

"Oh dear..." Natalia sighs.

"Who's she talking about?" Scott asks, having finally regained his composure.

>I uh... kinda bullied her a bit a few years back.
>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.
>I guess you could say we were rivals?
>Other

>>555145
>>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.
She'd better have deleted those photos

>>555145
>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

>>555145
>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

>>555145
>>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.
SHENANIGANS!

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>>555145
>>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

You know, standard crazy academy fun.

>>555145
>>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

>>555145
>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

>>555145
>I uh... kinda bullied her sexually a bit a few years back.

merc pls

pls

>>555145
>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

>>555145
>>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

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>>555157
Yeah...standard academy fun...

>>555145
>>The both of us got into some pretty wild shit.

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>>555145
"Um, how do I say this..." You blush just a bit. "Me and Luc, the both of us got into some pretty wild shit back in the day."

"Wild shit?" Scott raises an eyebrow.

"Real party animals." Natalia nods. "Got plenty of practice for my medical tests thanks to them."

"Is it true that the both of you hijacked the zero-G training room and hosted a rave party in there?!" One of the officers asked.

"And then you turned on the anti-grav system?" Another asks.

"I guess-"

"And is it true you made out with the Director?! We always ask her but she keeps dodging the question!"

"Well-" Fuck, how much did she tell them?!!

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we are on a bit of business, and we really have to be going." Natalia interjects, smoothly intersecting herself between you and the hyperactive PalmSec officers. A bit too smoothly.

"Oh, I'm sooooo sorry about that!" The lead officer bows her head. "We'll let you go on about your business, but stop by our HQ sometime! I'm sure the Director would LOVE to see you again!"

Heh... you're not too sure about that, honestly.

With that, the officers take their leave, the arrested troopers in two, finally leaving you free to enter the swimsuit store.

"That was an odd bunch..." Scott sighed.

"PalmSec certainly does have an interesting SOP." Natalia chuckles.

"We'll worry about that later." You groan as you enter the store, immediately bombarded by the various types of swimwear on display.

>Go for something reserved and professional. A one piece swimsuit.
>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.
>Other

>>555188
>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.
Sam can finally wear a bikini properly.

>>555188
>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.

>>555188
>>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.

>>555188
>>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.

>>555188
>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.

Let's see how Tank reacts to this!

>>555188
>>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.

>>555188
>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.

>>555188
>>Go for something flashy and attention grabbing. A two piece swimsuit.
I want my wardrobe malfunction!

>>555214
>I want my wardrobe malfunction!
Given that we picked "exotic," that phrase will have a slightly different connotation.

>>555214
>>555221
Considering the "exotic" materials mentioned, I'd imagine hardlight flickering on and off, or nanomaterials slipping off.

>>555221
>>555226

Clearly there was a mistake in production, and the heat admitting materials made for diving wetsuits got made into a bikini which sam will buy

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>>555188
You begin to wander over to the section of the store selling the much more revealing and skimpier swimsuits, going through them to see what would look good on you. Natalia follows, as upbeat as ever, while Scott reluctantly stays close to you two, uncomfortable at being dragged into a womens' swimsuit shop.

"Oh my, all these selections are quite risque." Natalia observes. "Now what possibly could cause our fine and upstanding Captain to consider something like this?"

>Hey, I'm not a stick in the mud all the time! I can have fun!
>A little extra attention doesn't hurt...
>I'm just going with the local fashion...
>Other

>>555241
>>I'm just going with the local fashion...