>>542442
>Wrasslin Gear
>the Violator
Time to unleash your inner Chad and Frankenstein the fuck out of Gendo. And who could skip something called 'the Violator'?

>>542442
>Wrasslin’ Gear

>The Violator

>Longsword
Dual wield baby

>>542442
Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Movie%20Crashing%20Quest

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>>542513
>>542460
Putting on the wrestling gear, you take a look at the mirror provided in the locker and find yourself dressed up like a fucking luchador. Normally, you’d say that this couldn’t get any more dope, but after pulling out the dildo, you prove yourself wrong.

The Violator is a royal purple, exquisitely crafted dildo about the size of your longsword with additional weight, and its namesake gold plated on the ‘sack region. Hefting it back and forth, you marvel at not only the fluidity at which you can wield it, but the sheer striking power and girth available to you. Unsheathing your longsword, you decide to use both together, extended reach and massive blunt force combined with traditional steel slicing and dicing.

Jumping back into the elevator, you push the furthest down button, bringing your stolen ID card to grant you sufficient access when challenged by the system. As you descend into the darkest depths of the NERV base, you wonder how you’ll even be able to find Gendo.

Sure, you remember the movie, how he literally has a fucking angel under the base like an actual madman, a bunch of other relevant details besides.

But things have changed, you’ve made sure that events will happen radically different from the movie which, to be sure, is no bad thing considering the world won’t end and shit but still. It instills a sense of unpredictability in this situation, which is something you absolutely detest. What’s the point of being an Isekai if you can’t predict and take advantage of everything that will happen?

This leaves you with two choices, either you’ll have to hunt him down in the dark recesses of the base, or you can try to lure him out somehow.

>Hunt

>Attempt to lure

>Write-in

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>542548
>attempt to lure
Insult him in regards to your mom and how he needed to make a living sex doll after she died. Then call him choice names and exert your Alpha status
>rolling 1d100 for dramatic light-saber battle, energy blade vs the Violator

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>>542607
*Puts on Questy impression*

"Oh noooooo."

If somebody would like to roll that again, would be nice.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>542615

Right, boys. Going to have to sleep. Will be back at around the same time I started this thread tomorrow. Have a good one, I'll try to make imagine this roll work out in my head and see if I can do it justice.

>>542607
>>542615
What are we, some kind of emo faggot? We can totally win an epic swordfight while saying sappy one-liners, even with that 5

>>542649
12:00PM Et Tomorrow?

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>542607

>>542639
Supporting.

>>542649
gl man!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>542607
Let's get Starwars up in this bitch

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>542607

Rolled 96 (1d100)

Rolling for Star Wars shenanigans.

>>542672
Alright then, See U Tomorrow.

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>>542904
You're my hero, comrade.

>>542959
>comrade

There's only one person on /qst/ I've seen use that word... Meido, is that you?

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>>543013
....no?

>>542442
Morning People! Ishmael will come on at 12:00pm, so be patient people.

It's almost 12! He will be here in a moment.

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Stepping onto the steel grate signifying the absolute bottom of the floor, you stretch out your limbs and heft your weapons. You look around you and find shadows and discarded crates among the abandoned bulkheads and rooms, conceding that Gendo has superior knowledge of the terrain here. Instead of rushing ahead into an ambush, you decide to lure him out like the fishy cunt he is, and knowing him, you know exactly what buttons to press.

Walking slowly to the center of the level, noting the various steel grates and lack of lighting and lack of noise, you conclude that this is the most likely ambush spot. Taking out your phone, you jack up the volume and use it to broadcast your challenge to the slimy faggot.

“I wonder, how good was your wife in bed that made you miss her so much when she died, huh? I mean, you must have lost out on some real top-quality pussy to make you burn out into such a fruitcake cuck. Especially since you made a human sock-puppet to keep the memories of that booty around, but that doesn’t make you a real man. A real man would have picked up another mate, you know, establish his dominance by taking another piece of ass. But you, you cucked out my friend, you couldn’t get another one, and you couldn’t even properly raise your son. You know what that makes you, Gendo?”

You slowly smile as your ears pick up the sound of movement in the gaggle of empty crates and shadows in the corner of your eye, the bait must be working especially well to have drawn him out so quickly and so you continue with vigor, slowly increasing the grip on your weapons as you do so.

“It makes you a beta male, a weakling, a follower, somebody not qualified to make decisions. Lucky for you, I’m around, and I’ll give you one last chance to join my pack if you come out on your knees and beg me to take you back.”

Another scattering of footsteps, the sound of something metal impacting against wood, and this time you can hear the heavy draughts of breath signifying somebody suppressing a hefty outburst of anger.

“Though I suppose I should thank you, you know, Gendo. With Rei, I suppose I can try that top-tier pussy out for myself, and she’ll be down for any and everything, again thanks to you.”

With that, you finally hear two loud footsteps that tip you off to the location of a berserk Gendo armed with a standard service pistol and a strange cylindrical device in his opposite hand. Leaping up with a roar, he raises his pistol to fire at you, but you’d anticipated his charge and with one smooth motion, you slap down the gun out of his hand with flat of the longsword.

(1/2)

>>544554
Gendo presses a button on the cylinder, and from the top of the device blazes an unnatural blue light, and you notice heat emitting from it, signifying that the beam of light isn’t just for show. To emphasize the point, he swings the lightsaber, because that’s you assume what it is, and it cleaves through your sword like a guillotine through a neck.

Dropping the ruined blade, you assume a dueling position and raise the Violator to meet his lightsaber mid-swing, and something amazing happens.

The mighty length of purple meets the straight edge of blue colored plasma and immediately stops it, leaving the two of you struggling for control in a contest of strength. Realizing he won’t win against your superior strength, Gendo disengages, and stares at you hatefully before flicking the saber around in a stance you don’t recognize.

“You can’t win you know,” he spits at you venomously, “Everything is already in motion.”

“Yeah I know,” you reply as the two of you rush in to kill each other, “I’ve got three babes lined up for tonight thanks to you reminding me about Rei.”

>Duel of the Fates

>Wrestlemania

>Rocky

>>544555
>Duel of the Fates

>>544555
>Rocky
Since when was this on the table?! Break lightsaber and the Violator in the ensuing clash then go full Montage on Gendo's gay ass. You got a three-way of legendary magnitudes waiting for you. Throw a manly Dempsey Roll into this bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=QloKo2tdUUY

Have to call this session early. See you tomorrow, where I'll try to finish this.

>>544612
Also leave your votes, friends.

>>544585
Voting for this, tbqhf

>>544555
>Rocky
YES

>>542442
Good Morning People! (Again)

>>547242

Hello QM, nice to see you!

>>547242
Hello God Tier!

How's the quest going?

Ishmael, are you going to respond?

>>547295
Hey.

Sorry guys, I got pretty sick last night. Feeling better so I'll be able to try and get some done tonight

>>548531
Hey don't hurry, if you can't enjoy this don't do it man.

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>>548531
This, comrade. Decided to go full trip-fag, since I was exposed earlier. Looking forward to your next update, but don't force it! Have a cute maid and heal your soul!

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>Tfw I exposed a QM based on a single word

Rise and Shine, People! How's everybody doing?

>>548736
when will you run hitmaid meido-kun

Ishmael, you're on! Make your response.

>>548736
All Hail, Commander Meido

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>>549219
>>549724
Dislike advertising on a comrade's quest, but more details in regard to the next quest will be in /QTG/. Expect it soon!

>>550236
Advertising? What advertising?

I think we need to create a new thread soon, it's going down to the 5th page. Ishmael, Would you please make the third thread?

New Thread! >>555791

Vote on these choices from the previous response, Ishmael will come on shortly or later on.