Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc weeaboos, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling manlets (goblins, kobolds and imps) who are also weeaboos and the greedy dragons.Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while manlets get an extra tech.After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.Currently, Turn 47 has started and no recap for each tribe has been madeLast thread >>522833Previous threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>539832Where my Manlets at?
I'm tempted to go nuclear but it's not time yet.Also any orcs?
Here I am.
so, our actions for this turn is to build a fortress at forest placewhat second one?
>>539848Make fortress around the crator. Key words. AROUND. i dont wanna build a town inside it.Lets hunt and capture fierce beasts alive for sacrifice for Lichdom
just to make sure, friendship with manlets is go?We don't attack each other, wont attack citadel or dragons for 4 turn and protect you guys until you mannage to get set up properly in a new settlement since a human-dragon war is most likely inevitable at this point so you won't get dragged into it?>>539848>>539851if the manlets decide to move out of their citadel this turn we should send a few skellies or something in case dragons get salt about them leaving the
>>539851what the point of building around? maybe just build a new village near tomb?or go and expand to the previous orc place.too sleepy to rememeber
Post yer recaps here
>>539854We will have to wait until the manlets make a plan before we decide. But moving is priority. We might fight pissed off animals anyway
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>539854>if the manlets decide to move out of their citadel this turn we should send a few skellies or something in case dragons get salt about them leaving thethat's waste of actionI'm against helping any other civ period.here is a rock. if you overthrow it - proceed as you wish.
>>539855I wanna move away from the Kingdom. Also a lake at the center where we control a watersource has benefits
>>539857Action: We're packing up to leave the citadel, even getting the grand smeltery we were working on.Tech: Since our current lightning magic isn't enough, we'll be extending a copper beam out the top of the mountain to catch lightning and hopefully power up the Power Armor the next time a storm comes through.We'll encase the power armor like frankenstein, so no gobbos or manlets get hurt in the process.
>>539860technically whenever on current map we move - we move towards the kingdomalso it doesn't matter, it'll fuck us over anyway
>>539861Nuclear eventually.In seriousness I'm thinking about having the orcs at manletland learn about wheels and how to weaponize them.As well as pray to orc god for a pop boost at wanpanch/femaleorc
>>539857OrcsEstesablish a new shaman a gobbos camps and give him the gem.Ask orc god to give us population boost.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>539859it would only be a turn, plus if the friendship goes through then temporary protection is something we should provide so then they know we are serious about the friendship
Let's visit the manlets for zap magics and chemistry. I'm also interested in maths so we cant start quantifying our loot so we can make sure Jew God doesn't take extra when we never knew about it.Also, remember the loot we found at the portal? We planned to pay Jew God to send down an avatar for it but he wanted us to dance instead. Since we still have it, I'm thinking of appraising it. We might find some good shit since its from an ancient civ
>>539868Never orcs never give up!
>>539870Noice.Send Skeletons and StoneBone Golems to manlets.We make A new settlement around the crator?
>>539870Okay, you can protect those.don't come back to me later if they turn up to be no good allies.
>>539869The manlets are leaving in 4 turns we need to get caravans within that.>>539875As I said it's not time to go nuclear yet.
>>539873Yeah lets get their zaps from the exchange center before they leave.We can do math some other time, lets examine the loot we found like you said. Maybe it'll be something interesting.
>>539880maybe just near tomb then? it's coolalso, I'm not against anymore cause rolls, but isn't sending forces to protect nation we never made a decent contact with is a bit too meta?
>>539883They said we could, we loss a lot so we can go with thrm
>>539891>never made a decent contact with is a bit too meta?It is. You have to establish contact first
>>539889Getting zap it is then. Maybe we can use an improvement of zap to sell to the manlets and offer to power up their golem?The main problem they have with powering the golem is because tiny body = tiny amount of mana. And the fact that shock is a shit version of lightning magicWe can probably do that for maths and chemistry
>>539897that's why it's always easier to attack first, ask questions later.
>>539873>>539857That, and maybe make some armor to protect our dignity the next time we inevitably fail to beat a pathetic lizard ?
>>539880make sure to specify the fortress part, don't want OP being lazy and giving us a shitty looking huts on the crater or some shit like thatalso like OP said we need to officially contact manlets first so once they move out we make contact ASAP, at the moment if we try dragon will probably kill any attempts to contact manlets due to them living together currently
>>539901Let them do the golem on their own since they feel the need to leave us. Besides theirs is shit because their so small. Once we have it'll be not shit thanks to pur magic affinity and size.So were doing that and examining the stuff we found near the portal?
>>539907Just have a skeleton scout the manlet caves, that'll probably save you some trouble
Are there any Elf niggas? Lurkers includedIf not, i'll make the recap myself.
>>539910won't he be confused for one their wild undead skeletons which were showing up?send few humans along then
>>539906We already have those I think.Radical wants to appraise our loot we got a few turns back for some cool shit. We never got around doing that
>>539910OP giving advice and being helpfull?Imposter, what have you done with the real OP
goblin senpai here!
Speaking of which, Dragons want to have manlet zappity zappy zap. Do manlets consent?
>>539907Why are you in such a rush?We have literally nothing to gain from killing manlets lmao. We have more to gain if they're alive
>>539883Also they need us for heavy lifting
>>539869So this means that he surviving orcs move in with the gobs right
>>539925Yes, we will travel with them and convert them eventually to orc god bloodism.
>>539920I want to establish good manlet relations as quick as possible before Solid or anyone else fucks this chance that I have spent the end of last thread convincing to do
>>539925Also you didn't answer my question, converting other races to our religion, do we get a bonus?
>>539926Once we inevitably develop shitty zap zap to a full fledged lightning magic, come stop by and we can probably power your golem. If you have something we probably will want. We can teach it to you, probably, assuming your shit mp can handle the mana cost
>>539929i dont want to join the barbs, but idk about the others..
so barb turn recap as far I can figure it out:1st action : using all that meteor pieces, smashed elven and orc bones, burnt trees and other shit - slap together nice new settlement with a nice fort in center.Do that around the crater? or just on the east side?We can make it on the river, as port city, and fish for fish and make dry mackerel2nd action : take few manlet skeletons and one barb named Canon to scout in general direction of manlet caves. Cause manlets even when skeletons are so insecure - they got homesick. And wanna see mutated mommy and daddy
>>539933we're not joining the barbs, we're becoming independent.
>>539832Visit the Manlet to learn their shock magicAppraise our as of now unidentified hoard of loot from the portal when we found it, for any cool shit we probably didn't know about.
>>539937instead of leaving your home you should've fight for itwuss
>>539940With your +70 bonus for a fuckhuge meteor and the citadel only gives a +10? No thanks, you only need to roll a 40+ to fuck us over. Killing is literally the only thing on your mind.
>>539931I dunno, have any other races converted yetAnd when did you ask that, I don't remember
>>539937I thought you guys were teaming with us
>>539857Elf turn:Cultural: keep working on that telekenisis boyeeRegular: Make boats to cross that lake.
>>539943Maybe definitelywe're moving out, the orcs can come with us if they want
>>539941The agreement was not attacking for 4 turns and you'd make peace with us. We also want to share tech.
>>539933its more of a friendship with benefits than any sort of alliance or faction>>539936I detect salt about being friendly with nonhumans>>539940they are returning home, they left their caves long ago to join dragons cave
>>539943I thought we were all teaming up against the barbs...
>>539911I'm here. What's our plan?
>>539942it was plays ago, we still had our blood forest and just got anime hair.
>>539863 why are we leaving again? and where are we going?
>>539941Why you need to fight us for independence? I don't care about your status. I thought I was just mocking ya for taking easiest route and abandoning your homeland. But it seems I got it wrong and was corrected. >>539948Go back, then, about bloody time.>>539948>I detect salt about being friendly with nonhumansat least that action sounds more reasonable than just meta sending scouts
>>539946well you said you needed us for the heavy lifting and maybe we can build some blood fueled Golems?
>>539936We are building a fortress around the crator. It can extend to the river. It will only help my plans if you are willing to gi along with it.>>539948Friends with benefits is true too. I honestly dont wanna fight manlets. I want their tech and tackle the orc threat.
>>539954Because if we don't leave, the humans are gonna destroy the citadel with a meteor. We're using this truce to pack up and leave.>>539956Independence from the dragons, rock head>>539958Super dangerous, but we could use some help packing.
>>539951I dunno, converting another god's followers is grounds for divine retribution
>>539961so where are we going tho? barbs? north?
>>539961not powered by the gem, power by blood magic is different.
>>539959>We are building a fortress around the crator. It can extend to the river. It will only help my plans if you are willing to gi along with it.I have no clue why you want to do that. but ok, better than generic settlement I guessI need to rewrite and confirm turn then or you all do it yourself?>>539961>Independence from the dragons, rock headit's 3AM>>539963I wish that was a thing in civ V
>>5398571st action:build a fortress around the crater2nd: send a few scouts of skellies and humans to the manlet caves to try to establish relations with them
>>539964The original gobbo caves long abandoned.>>539948Maybe we should send Fred the Unicorn as a mediator.
>>539969your writing quality for recaps sucks rocks
>>539973interesting.. I forgot you left those behind... but then? the gobbo caves are kinda shitty.. we might as well find a cave to the north or something and turtle there..
>>539977we were the only faction without one and holding up the thread since we already knew what we wanted to do
wait so what's exactly is the dragons' turn again
>>539982Well it's hard to have much to do when you just meteor + scout.
>>539857Human TurnWe send forces to the crator in the destroyed forest and build a fortress around it with metal, meteors, bones and stone. It reaches to the river's edge.Fred The Skellie Unicorn leads a team of skellies and a single human to scout the gobbo caves and try to parlay with them.
>>539857>>539969Barbarian turn Rock Solid Enhanced Edition:1st action : Considering we can't let all that nice meteors to go to waste, we build new settlement around the crater which was a forest - by using meteor pieces, smashed bones of elves and orcs via boneshaping. And few burned trees for bonfires.2nd action : miniskellebros are homesick, kind Canon and company decided to help them to see their totally not mutated family by scouting the mountain area. Aka make contact with manlets.there are nobody in caves yet, Canon>>539982>>539983yeah, sure. say that to chicken brains
>>539998Dragons have a recap apparently its just a huge mess now that I look at it
>>539983I have a question. If something were to happen to the Orcs currently with us, such as being attacked by another party with arrows, would the Orc players roll for them or not?
Shouldn't we try to put up some defenses against meteors ? As the manlets said, the citadel is far to vulnerable to being Deep Impact'dAt least, we should send some dragons to a remote location in case of a sudden barbarian strike
>>540001can't expect much more from chicken brains, honestly
>>540003Don't try it knife ears.We have the one item that can find you easily.
>>540004Dont you guys have a messiah?
>>540004Were good so long as the manlets dont rat out the location of the citadel. Besides whenever we need to we could just make our shiellding stronger.
>>540004Just station one guy by the Door of Ancient Evil at all times. In event of meteor, open it and hope it kills everyone including us.Surely this will scare them enough not to attack us, yet
>>539950Mostly getting strong telekenisis to make our forest fly. Then i also thought about getting some boats for that lake, since we wanted to be pirates. If you have other suggestions, speak now
>>540003If the orc mercs are attacked as a a consequence of somebody attacking you, no. Since they're your employees.If the orc mercs were specifically targeted and no mention of you, yes.
wait.. who has the kingdom horn now?
>>540008What would that be? Also I'm not suggesting anything, just wondering.>>540012I think we should remove the Orcs from our forest by any means necessary.
>>540011I find this amusing as hell,We may have magical Nukes, but you guys have a fuck you button in the form of a sealed away ancient evil
>>540010Should we start mixing enchantment and lightning for generators?We can probably power up some of our wind enchantments this way and make our citadel fly>>540015Throw it in the river and hope it gets drifted downstream somewhere
>>540016The helmet, it sees through illusions.Also just send them to the citadel if you aren't gonna use them.
>>540016I don't think it's our main obiective. We can do it Next turn.
>>540024I'm interested in closer relations with you guys.I'm also curious to see a Drakwondo vs Orcfu martial arts tournament.
>>540022We dont need to do that, if we wanted to we could just make a tower with a really big magic jem we could make to amplify the shields.
>>540026I want our forest to remain a total secret. Also for real plans I think we should send settlers to start another forest as a back up plan and upgrade our water magic so we can turn the lake into a sea. Maybe combine the two.
>>540024>>540029aka more "uplifting"can't wait for orc mutants
>>540021jew god doesn't allow them to press is actually
>>540033For a later time of course.
>>540035I never explicitly mentioned crossbreeding in that post. Your imagination made it seem like that to you.Lewd child.
>>540033How would we combine those two? They're completely different things.
>>540035Nigga das gay.We may enjoy the occasional eastern scroll but we aren't gonna go fucking other races.
>>540024You lost your helmet. The King broke it during the world event. If he didnt, One Punch would be dead.
>>540036We can but he just called messia a retard and reluctantly agreed to give us a boost since we had almost no one left. Otherwise we could send a normal dragon to do it.
>>540039Increase the size of the lake substantially and make a new forest across from it.
>>540040just saying be careful around dragons
>>540042We just lost the ability to prevent death with it.Wanpunch still has it.
>>540044Maybe we could bring the flying forest over the lake. That way nobody will be able to reach it, since they won't have ground to build pillars/stairs on.
Humans started to build a second fortress round the crater that was once a forest. They also sent a small band of skeletons and one human to the presumed location of the manlet caves for "negotiations"Both of these will be completed next turn
>>540061we'll throw rocks at it
>>540061OP will find a way.No matter how bullshit it sounds.>humans use portal>teleport directly to your control room>excess salt
>>540061I just don't want our entire forest to be flying. I personally hate the movie Avatar and I prefer the more simplistic approach of just staying on the ground.
Elves further improved their willpowers and upgraded their Telekinesis. Now they can lift a mound of dirt alongside the tree on that mound of dirt.They also attempted to make boats. But since they have no naval experience, they made vehicles that kind resemble boats and levitate them accross the water with telekinesis to give the illusion of boating
>>540061Meteor, dislodge you from sky... poooof
>>540072Our main forest should be flying. It's the safest way of making sure that nobody will find it. We can have another one on the ground. Maybe, once the lake becomes a sea (if we do that) we can make a forest right in the middle of it. Since we'll already have boats and weapons for sea-fighting, we'll have the advantage over others that try to destroy it.
>>540075burn the witch
>>540077Even if you manage to find us and hit us with a meteor, if all the elves that hold the island up aren't killed, it'll stay up.
>>540078Now I'm really skeptical of a floating forest. It'll probably take for ever and all the stuff others mentioned that could negate any advantages. Although I would support floating pirate ships since that sounds more feasible and useful. Imagine crashing a ship like that into the humans and having it loaded with poison.
Fortunately for the Orcs, after their last defeat at the hands of the barbarians, the One Punch Orc managed to retrieve the Power Gem from their Ex-shaman. After the 2 survivors meet up with the orcs staying at the manlets' place, they gave the power gem to a nother orc so he can become the new shaman.The new shaman, after learning of the news, communed with Orc God to dedicate the slain orcs to him and was gifted with some more orcs.
>>540087cool, more orc skellies
>>540087Wait. Since the humans are settling in the crater, aren't them and the orcs neighbours now?
>>540087and just like that they have recoveredblowing up their homes and forest acheived nothing
>>540092not the first timenobody expected them to not survive
No longer wanting to live under the prolasped anuses of the dragons, manlets began packing up their shit.In the meantime, they built a bronze pillar to collect lightning so they can power up their ancient armor. 2 goblins died in the making of this pillar. Let's have a moment of silence......okay done.>>540092Well they went from 40something to 20something and lost their katana.Plus their meteor metals are gonna run out soon.
>>540086Flying ships sounds really good. Mâine another thing we could do is make the forest constantly change place. As in, if someone finds us, we raise the whole forest, fly it somewhere else and put it there. Problem solved.
>>540092They had 50+ to start with. We still have our win
>>540090they are hobos now
Dragons learned Zap from the goblins byhavingthemanletszaptheirassholeslmao-ahem- and appraised the found loot.Dragons, roll 1d100 to appraise loot1-9: oh shit nigger what are you doing10-39: junk40-79: meh80-99: cool100: oh shit what
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>540109
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>540109
>>540109I'm here for rolls
>>540113And yet you gave none, how could you. I feel so betrayed.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>540113Oh shit, I forgot to roll. How could I be such an ass
>>540114He's hoping for a pile of salt
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>540109
>>540116STOP IT WITH THE ASS JOKES
>>540122Yeah, they're real shitty.Like an ass.Because it's full of shit.But not like dragon ass though.Because they got their shit pushed in.
AND SO IT TURNS OUT THE DRAGONS FOUND....a chest.It's full of Kingdom coins. But not like special coins or magical coins. Just regular everyday coins.So yeah.
>>540122OP is pretty anal about dragons
>>540134Perhaps I should stop using dragons as the butt of jokes
>>540134He's anal about everything
>>540140Pls target the elves they've been unharmed lately
>>540140They do nothing but fart around anyway.
>>540145Do you want another Dragon Curse?
>>540133So whats for next turn?I say we try to improve our zap to actual lightning.Then combine our wind and lightning so we can make storm magic.
TURN 48Recaps go here
>>540140you're pooping me out
>>540143>latelyWe're stuck with a magic dildo as weapon. Why not go after the Orcs or Barbarians?
barbs, hunt for more skulls for popthen, dunno, learn fishing I wanna dry mackerel
Continue manlet meeting and hunt fierce beasts and catch them wild?
Orcs discussionBegin wheel researchBegin caravan researchSound good?
>>540151Stop being such a shitter
>>540149OP, can we raise the forest now?
I propose we upgrade our water magic and send the Orcs back east towards their kin. I'm sure they are much too stupid to even remember where our forest is.
goblins what are we doing? we have the change to go anywhere now, so maybe scout north for a suitable place to live... while we send the scouts we use the tower to power up the armor, it could maybe help us in making a new home.
>>540155those will end automatically, no? without input
Let's go and improve zap into a full fledged Lightning magicAlso we can start using holy enchantment on our weapons
>>540158We need to increase our population again also technology bad we need the Gobbos for that. we can do caravan research
>>540161One last telekinesis upgrade and yes
>>540166We need a new border, we either go for future funk or pharaoh age.
>>540149Action: Keep packing up to leave the citadel.Tech: Create wheelbarrows and carriages that are drawn by mole and boar mounts that the orcs have. They'll be used for transporting all of our belongings.>>540158Hey, we can double tech action you and us, Orcs.Let's do that so we're prepared.
>>540154>>540155maybe we should scout west?because that empty/unknown space on the map surrounding the elves has been annoying the living fuck out of me
>>540167Did we spill enough blood for another pop boost?
>>540169Lets get the gobs to teach us chemistry.We make gold alloy and go into the golden age. We're jews after all.What are we gonna do with the chest of gold? Do we melt it down or keep it and pay Jew God to do something for us?
>>540164With the bonus nerf hunting won't be an auto win anymore, probably. Depends on what you found
>>540162You know what, i say we can use the orcs for once. We can send them out to scout with one elf (maybe smiling one?). If they get killed, it's all good, if they don't, we send them away next turn.
>>540172um..? why are we waisting 2 actions to packing up? what about he armor? we should use the tower while we are still there
>>540174yeah, losing our own population is pretty much the same
>>540179I think he was asking about the scouts to manlets caves and our fortress building
>>540166It should already be enchanted otherwise it'd be retarded if we never applyed it even though we have it.>>540177>Gold alloyChemistry isn't needed for pure element's. I'm voting we improve armor more or Storm magic.
>>540173>maybe we should scout west?we'll find nothingwe scouted a lot this gamegood result was only one timenono more scouting>>540179>>540179I'm always up for a challenge, if it will happen in 40 min timeframe
>>540173Scout and hunt? We need to catch them alive. Better to stick to hunting. Our scouting is shit. Maybe build a road between fort and Village.
>>540181Nah. Just kick them out.
>>540177>Melt the goldWont the remaining dragons spaz out ?Also, I'm more inclined to upgrade our magic
>>540186We need some grunts to do mining for us now that the gobs are leaving.
>>540184Fair enoughSo pop boostAndLearn wheels from manlet culture exchange?
>>540183Because if we don't use our turn on packing, we won't get our smeltery that we've been working on.
>>540191We're melting down to gold to make gold armour. They'll love it
>>540194yeah sure send it in
>>540195and what about the armor and the tower?
>>540193Alright for our second thing lets upgrade the elemental magic so we can summon them in mass. Earth elementals all around digging for stuff.>>540196Gold is shit for armor and tool.
>>540187You give up on non-killy things too easily, you know that
>>540196Ok why not then
>>540203I agree with no scouting. We have no bonuses to helpnwith that.
>>540200fine>>540149RedoAction: Power up the Power Armor with our lightning rod tower.Tech: Create wheelbarrows and carriages that are drawn by mole and boar mounts that the orcs have. They'll be used for transporting all of our belongings.
>>540202But(t) yeah in the end we're gonna need a new workforceSo I'm all for making golems (maybe even golden ones ? It may even provide a moral boost to see golden things everywhere)
>>540202Well it looks cool...Anyhow, let's do what you said
>>540149Elf turn:Regular: kick the orcs out of our forest, tell them to go back east to the weeb-orcs (and i just realized that we had the only "normal" orcs left. We just doomed them all. They'll become weeaboos too.)Cultural: work on that water magic boyee
>>540215But holy gold is different.
>>540206I got it we should start developing a way to encase/fortify out skeletons bones in a Meteor metal layerMake our skeletons even more metal than they allready are
>>540203I did most scouting first few threadsfuck that shit1st action: While walking back and forth to the new village, some barbs got hungry. they noticed fish in the river. turns out if you fire punch fish it becomes quite tasty also can just throw our spears on themtherefore we got fishing2nd action: hunt animals for skulls
>>540219Oh right. We did discus that. Hunt west and fortified bones for skellies?
>>540215Alright I'll link it then>>540149Upgrade zap to actual lightning so it'll be usefullImprove on our elemental summoning so we can summon them in mass to dig for stuff as a replacement for the manlets.
>>540221that first one just seems like a waste of an action, we already have food, we should do >>540219
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>540219>>540226Hunt west and capture them alive.Metal fortified bones
>>540218Our gold isn't sustainable and we only have one chest of gold coins for that.We should mine first to have an actual supply before experimenting with enchantment
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>540226>additional food source>waste of actionyou just want to be undead and not require food at all.can't do.deciding with rock throw for my actions>>540227
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>540227>>540230rethrow in case Canon will throw same or lower
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>540230>>540227rock for hunt+fortify skeletons with metal
>>540229I've already tried to make divine metal when I was the only dragon around and it didn't work.
>>540230We have food and jerky. Sneks can also be used for food. You can farm them if its that bad, m8
>>540235Nice. It is settled. Shall I recap?
>>540235do recap then>>540237man can't survive on jerky alonddried fish is the stuff
>>540239yeah you can do it
>>540240But isn't the river contaminated by the Orc sword you broke?
>>540149 Humans reinforce the bones of skeletal units with meteor metals. Making us the most Metal of all tribes. Skeletons and Golems of all sizes.Warchief and Boss Skeledragon make a hunting party and head out West to capture live fierce beasts in our cages.
>>540247We havent decided on what happens yet.Im hoping for a Jason esq monster made entirely out of flesh withno skeleton.
I'm gone in 30 mingl with rest of thread, will do rolls if turn will start
I'm here. I see we're packing. I approve of this.
Humans reinforced the skeletons with meteor emtals, added some spikes too because why not, when you edge you gotta have spikes.AND NOW, scouting for beasts to tameFirst, roll 2d100 for fierceness level and amount of beasts1-79: Very Fierce BEasts80-100: Fiercest beasts
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>540273come on dice god give me something acheivable
Rolled 56, 70 = 126 (2d100)>>540273nice nerf
Rolled 38, 42 = 80 (2d100)>>540273Sacrificial capture.
Rolled 98, 70 = 168 (2d100)>>540273
Rolled 40, 9 = 49 (2d100)>>540275>>540273woops forgot my 2nd dice
>>5402752d100 ya doof
>>540278that'll be tough
>>540284if we can pull it off, it will be a great addition, I hope they are some form of new sneks
>>540290>>540284Dont get excited. They will be used for our Liche.
>>540276>6>>540277>7>>540278>8>The Fiercest BeastsBarbas found mutated animal abominations caused by wanton usage of magical meteors! The remnants of the forest creatures.Fierceness 80 + numbers 70 = 150 is the number to beatHuman bonuses: +40 base, universal pity +10Roll 1d100 lmao
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>540295Draw incoming
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>540295Well shit
Rolled 82 (1d100)Rolling to cast a Dragon Curse because fuck you lmao
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>540295Excuse us? I hope we get a small meteor bonus as well.
>>540298or notrip in piece hunting party
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>540293we can breed them first right? plus its a lota things >>540295damn those are almost as good as sneks, hopefully dice god loves me
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>540295rowling for fun
>>540306How are you supposed to tame anything when you drop meteors on them.Plus no meteors were mentioned in the recap
>>540308We had 0 chance of winning. And these werent even the toughest ones.
>>540311Capture. Not tame.Didnt use that word.
>>540312>going to hunt on west where we basically nuked entire forestbright ideanext time we riding rocks there
>>540316Same thing, point is no meteors were mentioned.
>>540317No. And No.We didnt nuke the west. Figured forest was all dead.>>540318I know. I am dropping it.
The capturing party got chompedRoll 1d100 to reform the skeletons>50 for skellies>60 for humans to be skellies too
>>540318Just a btw. A barb is challenging you notapaladin. Back in my day people who did that were smited.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>540322
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>540322Canon grand plan is closeryou are all at fault for listening him
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>540322Come on dice god, You always give me something great when it doesn't count, you asshole
>>540328I should insult the dice god more often when rolling
>>540328Dragon Curse is somewhat working(?)
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>540324I didnt challenge what he was doing. At all.>>540322
>>540333Whatever you say man.
The dead humans were raised as skeletons.In other news the second fortress has been built.>>540324Isn't it smote
>>540336FUCK YOUR RIGHT.
>>540335he has salt generating potentialunlike meI'm pure.anyway, I'm out.reminder that if we don't increase human POP soon we may lose control of the game and our civ.
>>540336what about the guys sent to establish peace with the manlets?I really hope the manlet players that we discussed peace with is still here
Hey Gobbos. Why are moving? I just want to know. Since we spent a lot of time making the citadel.
>>540336>>540342Yea i wonder as well. Gobbo turn?
>>540343Because, we're gonna get hit by a huge fucking meteor if we don't get out.
>>540347You should have just made your place invisible.
>>540343The dragons are taking 70% of whatever the fuck we mine, the citadel's going to get space rocked soon, and we're effectively being treated like a slave race.Fuck that we're bailing.
NuMap>>540346Yes, things like that are saved for last
>>540352that's pretty metal
>>540347We build supports for this reason. I can not remember if it was the dragons or elves that have an air barrier around their base. I think it was dragons so there is that too.>>540351I keep hearing this said. I need some examples of them treating us like slaves. Yea we give them 70% of the ores. But we seem to have an infinite amount of since we are in a mountain.
>>540343me,a few other barbs and some manlets discussed potential peace, you guys moving out for independence from dragons as well as to not get caught in in crossfire since barb war with dragons is extremely likely>>540352>it isn't in the middle of the crateryou lazy copypaster
>>540355niggayou don't understanda full power meteor is +70we have to roll 90 or higher with a +10 bonus
>>540352How are they suppose to move stuff between the fortresses. There's a river in between them. I just got an idea
>>540357We have a battle bonus of 36. Presumably that gets counted when punching the meteor out of the sky
Elves improved their water magic into a stronger form and then kicked the orc mercs out from their employ.The orcs will ahve to find their own way back now.>>540356>recap says build fortress around crater that reachs the river>now says it needs to be in the middle of the craterHow about I delete half your pop
>>540360didn't happen when the orcs were defendingthey even had one punch orc
>>540360If it'sfull power only turf bonus or champs count
>>540357Really. That is some serious bullshit. We should get a bonus against specifically meteors since we A live in a mountain so there is a bunch of shit above us to block the meteorB because we made supportsC we have a wind wall (I think we have a wind wall at least. Can someone check real quick.)D because the dragons can laser beam the meteor in half.No sense that we should have to deal with meteors at all.
>>540362>Heavy RainExcellent. We'll send a couple of hidden mages back to the old forest and have them make it so it constantly pours rain. Flood the river so that they're isolated and make their lives miserable with 24/7 bad weather.
>>540362No. Around as in literally around the border of the crator.I specifically told Canon that it wasnt in the center. Don't listen to him.
>>540362nothing I just kinda expected it to replace the craterwhat its like now is good though now that I think about it we can use the crater for other purposes
>>540369If our citadel gets flooded...
>>540371I said like... 4 times we are gonna make a lake with it. Sheesh.Barbs these days. No sense of creativity.
>>540373Not our problem.
Orcs learned the secrets of the wheel from manlets and asked for more orcs.They were then told the 20 orcs last turn was it.
>>540375It will be your problem once we come over there
>>540369yes pls do this
>>540374a lake is boring, unless its a lavalake, that I can get behind
>>540378That floods out your caves too, dummy
>>540355From what I understood we were pushed into a joint attack against the hummies.Also even if its "infinite" I'm sure we could advance our tech at a higher rate if we had more of it at any given time and not just "30% of an infinite amount" which is supposedly extracted gradually.
>>540365>>540376Do we get a bonus against meteors from all the shit I just listed OP?I have more salt then the dead sea
>>540377As if you'll ever find us. I don't even think any other races know we still exist. As far as you're concerned we all perished during the meteor attack. Also just make pumps.
>>540379Nope. Normal water lake. Then we will use the gobbos for pipe technology if they hold their end of the deal. Otherwise its back to our own research.
>>540380>implying we will be moving back into those cavesbcs they will resist a meteor attack right?
>>540382Dude why, we can just rebuild it bigger and better in a place where nobody will bother us.
>>540381Your King openly offered younguys to join, actually. Draggos wanted you to stay behind.
>>540382All that shit has raised the turf bonus to...18Lasers don't count because compared to a giant magical space rock those don't do squat
>>540386should make it lava, normal water isn't metal enough and a waste of a perfectly good crater with loads of potential for brutal metal stuff
>>540389All due respect. That was idiotic...
>>540365OP had a pic of your citadel and the "shit on top" was actually super thin.
>>540388I doubt people will not bother us. Quick question, how are we moving the power armor? Or are we just leaving it behind.>>540389I have zero memory of this. Are you sure this happened?>>540396Oh your trolling. Okay.
Goblins built carts and now attempt to collect power for the armor.Armor needs 300 enrgyRoll 1d100 for energy collected this turn
>>540394When we get our Liche we need a safe place for the totem. Bottom of a massive crator lake is ideal. Lava would just get ourselves killed.Also Dragons control lava, not us.
>>540395I wanted you guys to be unknown to other races so you can be a superweapon in a surprise attack when you teched up enoughRemember when I kept nagging you guys to go assassin ninja with your night vision?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>540400rolling
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>540400HEY MANLETSLET'S ROLL
>>540402Have fun with the radiation
>>540398Yes it did happen.No, i am not trolling. Look at the pastebin when the citadel was finished. You have a really weak roof. Those pillars will probably be more effective than the actual mountaintop
>>540398He's talking about this pic
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>540400Rollin>>540398We'll just stay nice and quiet so nobody friggin notices us... kinda like the elves. Also carts.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>540400Let's go nat 1!>>540405DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOUR NOT MY REAL MOM
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>540402then we should focus most out attention on the elves since they would easily be able get magic or shit to breath underwater and get to it>>540400rolling for fun to show manlets how its done
>>540414>he gets high rolls when he's rolling for things that doesn't matter
Thread still going? Orcs still alive?
>>540408>That lone tree standing in the shadow of the Dragon citadel made of stone and metalMoving really
>>540414Dont roll for no reason. OP hates that shit.Also we cant even enter the West because wild animals. We have 0% chance against elves right now.
>>540409Not bad at all.>>540414Well shit...
>>540087Shit we're still too small. And with the balance patch it's gonna be harder to grind it up back up to healthy numbers. Do you guys think we can take on the Human Squad in the Meteor Crater if it comes to that? >>540092That is still significantly pretty small.
>>540417We're gonna cut it down for a big fuck you to elves now if you flood us
>>540409>>540404>>540400>>540416Manlets, we really have to go. This is our second turn. We've gotta transport the armor and get out of here. We need to dedicate an action to packing shit again. Orcs, if you could help us pack, we could get the smelter too. Please, Orcs? You can dedicate a regular action and a tech action to learning more of our techs.Here's what I think we should do next turn.Action: Keep packing to get all of our shit out of the citadel.We have one free tech action. This will be our third turn. Since we wasted one turn on getting the power armor powered, we don't have much time.
>>540418That's what you get for spamming meteors you fucking noobs>>540422Weed is good 4 u
>>540100Welp so I'm guessing the Orcs with you are staying behind or something right?
>>540409fortunately for the gobs it was a particularly stormy day up in the skies and got some zappy zap
>>540418Op only hates it when its something stupid plus manlets did the same thing earlier during our roll and nothing happened
>>540427Tech: Develop basic cranes using some wooden planks and stone wheels with which to load the carts faster.Regular: LOAD THE FUCKING CARTS ASAP
>>540429You leave with manlets.>>540428>meteors are cool>floating islands are coolYou guys did a good job.
>>540427Leave some of the equipment pls
>>540433What floating islands?
>>540433wait what. What's our place in this deal? I don't want to get our pop halved again.
>>540434We really dont need it as we can make our own casts and can melt metal with magic and firebreath.
>>540431So... we have shit tech and magic that can only destroy. And hunting will only get us killed. What do? We need to bulk up in a big way. Working out wont be enough. Learn Orc Fu?
>>540427>>540432Don't forget to specify that the armor is also loaded into the carts with the help of the cranes.
>>540435I thought you guys are making floating islands. Right?Misunderstanding?
Dragons managed to power up Zap into Lightning and Summon Elemental into...Summon Elementals
>>540427Ask the other Orcs too, I just arrived in thread and I'm still not familiar with this deal you've made with the Humans. For one thing what does that do to the Orcs with you?
>>540439We develop a method of psyching outselves up for fighting that is a complex method involving punching ourselves in the face,which I might remind everyone that noone has done as all since this thing starded
>>540441they never went through with it since the gobbos got distracted into being weebs
>>540442Does our bonus increase?
>>540441MC Herbalist and I think Hippy want to. I'm personally against and want to do other stuff like have our high priestess bang our God so she can bear a demigod child as another champion.
>>540436>>540443They teach us how to make caravans, we help them pack.
>>540443If we get Orc help with packing, we'll be able to get out of the citadel on the 4th turn of truce. You can learn one more tech from us, and even more if you escape with us.
>>540446It went from 36 to 38
>>540448egh ok, but the humans are just outside and I'm still salty from how terrible last turn went with them. >>540449Throw in a few armors? Meteor Metal is running out
>>540450Oh yeah I've been meaning to ask.What's the combat bonus on a single orc against say 10 enemies.No champs or artifacts.I may be planning something.
>>540449truce technically isn't official yet since our factions we haven't actually met yet, you still have at least 4 turns left on it
>>540451Aye, of course.You just need to help us pack the smelter and then we're out of here.
>>540446Why dont we just keep powering up the elementals spell to make up for our low numbers, like next turn we can turn summon elementals into... summon greater elementals. Better for combat and better at doing stuff for us.That way we just spam them at problems for the frontline while dragons are in the rear.
>>540451If we learn caravans we can get a mobile home setup going.Also we should have the five orc mercs who were kicked out of knifeeared land start mapping their way home.
>>540453You didnt have to tell hi. That. He could keep thinking that and we get our stuff.
>>540452Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Something something split up something something mass hunting something something orc god pop increase
Meanwhile the "Negotiators" has arrived at the entrance to the manlet caves>>54045228
>>540456These are orcs that were with us before you went all weeb and made card games. They're no doubt illiterate and will probably remember the location of our forest even if they survive the way back.
>>540460No I'm thinking making it so a single orc can easily take on ten humans.Also possibly lone suicide attacks.If one orc can take down say, 20 humans, that's a free pop boost.
>>540452>>540454>>540453Oh my. I do believe the Orc is planning to attack the skeletons. Tsk tsk tsk. This will make things. Tough.
>>540455Sure let's do that. I don't want to summon live monsters because I know OP will troll us and give us a goblin summon.How does improving lightning magic even further sound?I want to eventually cover our citadel in a perpetual lightning storm as a barrier we can cobtrol and direct towards invaders
>>540454ah ok>>540456Wait they kicked us out? Shit, a mobile home situation could be neat. That'd pretty much make us safe from shit like being attacked by other tribes since we'll often be in no single place at anytime and we can always have action>>540455Looking for Dragon Relatives not going well I see?
>>540463One lone human gets 36
>>540462That's why they start drawing out the location around your invisible forest before they leave.>>540464We aren't prepped to attack you at all.Besides we technically don't know you're at the caves.
>>540463They're mostly just skeletons now. They have no blood to spill and are all armored up. While we on the other hand are already running out of armor. That's not pretty good odds
>>540461What about a lone skeleton or barb warrior?
>>540456They can go on a mini-adventure!
>>540469But they're probably illiterate, lacking any cartography skills and won't even remember which way it is. Besides you didn't even touch them for at least 5 turns. They shouldn't be allowed to do that.
>>540466Yeah we could do that. Then next turn make it so we cast a Neverending storm in the mountain range we live in by combining wind and air. So it'll just be hazardous as fuck even going near so people wont bother us anymore
>>540473No we don't listen to you, you fucked us hard when we did.
>>540461so Manlets? Peace?we will not attack dragons or their citadel for 4 turns while you leave that place.and we won't attack or antagonise you if you don't do so to us
And now the single human in the band yelled down the caves for the manlets to hear, telling them to come out.Humans roll 1d100 to see if his voice reaches the manletsManlet roll 1d100 to see if you heard him or not.If humans>manlets then his voice is heard, if not then try again next turn>>540472See >>540468
>>540475We should scout west for a backup mountain range in the near future.And we could try sending the Seer and a couple dragons to the portal to study how it works and hopefully learn teleportation? Don't enter it though.Leaving in a couple mins. Can you hold down the fort?
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>540478those caves are literally emptytime to roll high
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>540478
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>540478
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>540478Rolling>>540477I'm fine with those terms
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>540478come on dice god you assprick, this is important to me and my grand plans. manlets and barbs shall rule everything if this works as planned
>>540474Well we were letting you use them.Including letting you learn berserker if you wanted it but no one took an offer so they just stood around.
>>540477We were supposed to get tech, Canon. You altered the deal.
>>540474Obviously Orc God's divine blessing extend to all Orcs. Elves have just been that high and shit that they didn't realize Orcs spontaneously growing hair and discussing anime>>540476What do you think of the wandering idea? Wandering Orc Nomads could be cool. And since we're always on the go, we're pretty safe from any attacks since we have no permanent spot.
>>540479Yeah I'll be good for staying in the thread, I'll keep those ideas in mind. Studying teleportation sounds really cool.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>540478nat 100
>>540487I don't remember saying we would gey tech immedately, I remember saying that tech was a potential long term gain from friendship, peace and working with them
>>540488This is incorrect the first time we scouted we met up with the humans.
>>540491You literally said we leave them alone. That would not be working with them.
>>540486We don't want to bleed from our asses like the dragons.
>>540488You are nomads. Its on your character sheet
>>540496I thought you constantly bleed from your asses thanks to mishaps during orgys.
>>540496Well then maybe you should stop growing dildo shaped fruit.You don't have to spill blood to get mad.Just the dragons because of dragon rape.
>>540495I said we wouldn't antagonise or attack them, doing other stuff like trading or working together for stuff with them is still possible under those words
The barbarian yelled really loud. Like really fucking loud. To the point that it went straight into the citadel and got the attention of everybody in there.Will manlets answer the call?
>>540493Ah shit you're right. I don't want to live with Dragons getting jewed 24/7 though.>>540496That was because they combined it with blood magic. You guys could combine it with all that drugs you have>>540498>*Wandering*
>>540502sure why notwe meet the humans then for our cease fire
>>540502Dragons answer the call and show up
>>540502Are manlets bald again or something or is OP just too lazy to draw hair?
>>540495>>540491>>540501Settle down gentlemen, I'm sure we can reach an agreement once the negotiations actually start.>>540502We will.
>>540499We only allowed magic artifacts and other elves. Not wyverns like you.>>540500Completely natural and wild. Not at all modified.
>>540509That yell was so loud that the hair was blown off
>>540504We will travel with the Gobbos, not by our selves.
>>540509The barbarian blew the wig off with his shouting.
>>540513Gobbos are traveling along the path of the humans.We'd have to sneak along with them and you know how well orcs sneak.It'd probably just be better to get caravans next turn and meet up with them once in a while to trade shit.
>>540512If I knew we could yell that loud I would have just had us yell out to them form the safety of our fort
>>540513Wait what? We're with the Humans too or will some Gobbos separate from their tribe too?
>>540506>>540510>>540508As manlets move to meet the humans, a dragon shows up. He suspects shenanigans. What do both sides do?
>>540516Nay, we're not going with the humans. We're being independent.If you Orcs stay with us, we can help get our settlement up together.
>>540520Challenge the humans to a rock throwing contest for shits and gigglesAlso charge a toll for illegal tresspassing and add charges for noise damage
>>540520We tell them we want a cease fire for 4 turns, no meteors, no attacking the Citadel.We also make a joke about the dragon's prolapsed anus.
>>540520Can the orcs in the Gobbo Caves get in on this too? Have one orc there too
>>540523I would also like to copyright rock throwing as a dragon exclusice privelege
>>540520We allow the manlets to deter the dragon.
>>540525Man that's gonna cause so many fucking problems it's not even funny.Which is why I tried to keep quiet on that.
>>540520>>540527Asspull more ways to jew the barbarians
>>540530We're gonna determine who throws the best rocks compared to all races TODAYExcluding pussy elves
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>540523we throw a rock directly at the dragons general dirrection
>>540530It's one Orc. And there's a dragon there. Orcs there still have no idea of the massive loss we suffered in battle.
>>540516Oh I see fuck, that's a better idea. I thought the gobbos were against the humans
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>540536Throw the rock back
>>540535Barbarians are not here for you.>>540536Dont give them what they want.
>>540538Wanpunch and femaleorc showed up at the citadel so they know.
>>540539We are against the humans, we all just don't want to die against a fuckhuge meteor.
>>540523>>540524>>540525>>540527>>540528And so the dragon made his demands.The manlet said the conditions for a truce then joked about the dragons prolasped anusAnd an orc showed up toHow do humans respond to this?A. MurderB. MurderC. MurderD. MurderE. Accept dragons and manlets demands F. MurderG. MurderH. Acept manlet demands and murder dragonI. MurderJ. MurderK. MurderL. MurderM. Interpretive dance number
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>540541Throw a rock at you in response
>>540543>>540538Then yeah stick with the gobbos
>>540545>MWe're getting a metal concert?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>540549We will provide the background music
>>540542Have they? I though it was just the Orcs there in the citadel.>>540543Ah yeah>>540545Possibly getting 1 Orc murdered is all worth it for that Orc right there>>540550Ah cool. Where are Gobbos moving anyway?>>540552It'll be a Spoopy Scary Skeleton Dance
>>540545I say M followed by or E, show them our dancing skillsOther barbs agree?
>>540545Reminder that the dragons feel like they're entitled to jew the humans in the fucking gob caves.>not a slave race
>>540557>wanting to pay dragonsoh wow
>>540555Yeah we showed up at the citadel a turn or two ago and did a pop boost.
>>540548Both your rocks are shorter than the 1 barbarian rock>>540536>>540557H or MWe are not here for dragons
>>540561Pay them with a magic trick involving flying rocks.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>540565I take that as a challenge for the dragons, take a look at this throw
>>540568Still not good enough for me to notice you.>>540557H or M.I will only accept one of those.
>>540557I sure am glad that Rock Solid doesn't seem to be here>>540563Really need to read thru these things and not just look at the pretty pictures when catching up.
>>540561we will be paying them using all our fucks that we have to give>>540565>>540569I guess, I just didn't want to anger the manlets accidentally so M it is I guess
>>540572>>540570actually lets do the original M+E, the dragons didn't specify what exactly we had to pay them so we give him a barrage of rocks straight to his rear area
I'm finally here.I think I have the gist but did any civ find us?
>>540581No E. At all.
>>540545We choose M.
>>540583We could if we tried since we have the helmet.
>>540583You kicked the 5 orcs out.No one besides them knows where you are and even then they only know the general area.
>>540587You would still need a perfect 100 no?>>540589I don't care if orcs know anyway.They aren't allowed in anyway.
>>540586fine, I just wanted to traumatise another dragon with rocks thrown at him as their 'payment'
>>540593Helmet can see through illusions.
>>540594They have Jew powers and OPs malice for people who cant make up their mind.We would have ended up giving them something important.
>>540589Eh, I say let's just have them commit sudoku for more blood for the Orc God.>>540593No, I think just a high scouting roll. Depending on what NaP wants
>>540597>have them commit sudokuNo.If they make it home we get 5 more orcs and we can use them to find the elves if we ever need to.
>>540586And so the barbs did a dance number dedicated to the dragon at the meeting. How would the others respond?
>>540601Probably the best dance about dragons.Creative use of the snek.
>>540601we applause their performancewe tell them if you're fine with the truce, then we're all goodwe leave after that
>>540601My sides are in space.
>>540601jesus fuck im dieing not waht I expected at all
>>540600So.... they'll just stand there at the edge of the new forest? Ok that's fine too.>>540601fuck my sides. Orc shoots blood through the hole to make it even more accurate
>>540601How would the Barbarians even know that the Dragons got violently sodomized by their kin?
>>540611Nah they make their way to the mountains.We can probably pick them up before the manlets leave the dragons.>>540612Everyone hears dragons cry about rape.No one helps them though.
>>540612Because we raped them in every battle.
>>540612Recent Skelly-Orcs obviously told them about the time they raped the dragon with that big black fruit
>>540611No.You're not allowed near our forest.>>540612Sneak gossip.
>>540617That sounds gay
>>540601The gobs applaud their performance with tears in their eyes.This moment will be remembered for many ages to come.
Clearly the dragon has killed himself in shame>>540612They just made a general insult.Not knowing that it was infact the truth.Alternatively dragon screams when raped can be heard by everyone
>>540622Minus one dragon pop?Successful venture for everyone i am sure.
>>540611thats the skeleton of your most recent chief, that unicorn fellow whatever his name is>>540622can we raise that dragon as a skeleton?
>>540622I feel kind of bad for the dra->Remembers how they threatened to burn down our forestThey fucking deserve it
>>540622We're good to goNext turn, Paladin
>>540622We res him
>>540630Hey you're right. Fred! You sucked Fred.>>540632Dragons haven't posted their reaction yet
>>540622Just have the dragons do a saving roll.So he can hang himself again and do another saving roll.
>>540622I'm wondering what kind of rope is strong enough to hold that much weight. What I'm assuming is the dragon that violated by orcs goes home in shame.
>>540635The only dragon there killed itself. Don't really think a reaction is needed.
>>540639ah yeah you're right. They can always say more dragons show up
COMING SOONProlasped Dragon Anus - The Broadway Musical>>540638Indeed he went home in shame. The shame cause dhim to commit suicide.
>>540641So if he commited suicide at home we have the chance to resurrect him.
Can't the dragons resurrect people without them turning into skele's?
>>540641so... Recaps?>>540643More importantly, Humies can't resurrect him.
>>540641I can't wait for the movie>>540643Honestly I don't think the dragon would want to be resurrected after how much shame he went through because of us
>>540641Funny part is that Rock Solid thought this was a waste of a turn to learn Skeleton Dance. Now look at us! It earned a kill!
>>540643The dragon was then resurrected, he then yelled"WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE MY SUFFERING" Then snapped his own neck and died, again
>>540650our first kill without violence either, perhaps this is how we should progress as a race
>>540649>>540641Can we res him?We technically caused the suicidal thoughts.
>>540652Ehhh, just have a guy keep resurrecting him until he stops killing himself.
>>540650Skeletons are VERY charismatic beings.I mean just look at Lolisniffer.
>>540652>>540655He's inside the citadel now. Even so he'll just kill himself again
>>540653You mean... death... by Despair?UpupupupuThats not a bad direction
>>540652They should revive him again. Maybe with restraints and Dragon Jesus to provide comfort.
>>540652Snapping a skeleton neck shouldnt kill him Odd.
>>540655>>540652maybe a roll to see who gets the dead dragon?Dragons and Humans roll?>>540661we can be the edgiest, most metal insult comedians in the world
>>540657After the 12th time being resurrected, the dragon jumped into a lava pool and burned himself into ash>>540665Resurrect can bring back people before they become skeletons
>>540652Can we roll for keepsies of the skeleton?
>>540665He was holy resurrected not Necro
>>540671Pffft. What a fag.
>>540672>AshHe's ash now. There is no skeleton
>>540671Alright that dragons not going to dragon heaven for being a fag and incinerating himself then.
>>540671Well. We got a kill. Yay.
>>540681I counted 13.
>>540684Hah. True>>540671Can Despair Dance be added to our skills? I believe we learned something new today
And so the barbs returned home, with the gobs' demands of not attacking the citadel in any form for 4 turns. Follow through and they'll have a truce.Turn 49, recaps gib
We should develop a way of psyching ourselves up for fights and shit Via a complex method of punching ourselves in the face
Orcs discussionAction Help Manlets packTech Learn about caravans from manletsSound good?Also do we have to give a separate action to help direct the 5 orcs to the mountain?
Best. Mini. Adventure. Ever.
What are plans now elves?We can lift island now or later.Divination we can work on.Search for mining caves and stuff.We can get better wind magic.Any other ideas?
>>540696Yes I'm ok with that, can we have an orgy eventually?
>>540694Sort of like a team chant?Sure. Adds to morale.Also, build a bridge over the river with metal and stone
>>540701Once we get on the road.I don't trust the dragons to not jew us.
>>540692Think I'm the only one hereKeep making the lightning magic even more powerful Into.... ThunderboltImprove summon elementals into... Summon Greater Elementals
>>540704Same keep a tight grip on that gem and don't tell them about it.
>>540704sounds good to me too
>>540702>>540694Or we can dig along the river and guide it to the crator
>>540699For action we should check the outskirts of the forest to see if any orcs are loitering, maybe kill them if need be. For culture I think we should see if our God and high priestess could hook up and have a demigod kid,
>>540692Tech: Build portable cranes with wood and wheels that we can use to load the carts faster, and take with us once we're done using themRegular Action: We continue to load the carts now aided by the cranes
>>540702yeah like a chant, except we will be punching ourselves in the face to hype ourselves up for whatever the task is and will be the first people to do so in the entire thread thus farand bridge sounds good as well>>540708something tells me we should learn to swim first before messing with vast amounts of water like that
>>540709I don't think any orcs are on our outskirts.That would be a waste of a turn.Oh yeah and we can also work on another cool magic.Time magic or something like that.
>>540692NaP do we have to spend an action to make the orcs in mysteryland move towards the mountains?This is important due to trigger happy knife ears.
>>540692Action: Let's power up the armor. If we roll high, we only need to do this about three more times. Since we rolled 85, we only have 215 power left to go.Tech: Develop basic cranes using some wooden planks and stone wheels with which to load the carts faster. These will help the orcs with their packing too.We can get the armor powered up in these next 4 turns. We'll leave on the fourth turn.>>540705>>540710Hold on Archivist, we've got enough turns to do it passively.
>>540714Another idea I have is this >>540369
>>540717Mysteryland orcs move passively, you'll just have to make a rol at the end of this turn to see if they run into any trouble
>>540718Building some cranes now can be useful late on. They can be used to build structures faster if well employed.That aside, what do you suggest?
>>540707>>540706Alright so.Help Manlets pack.Learn about carts from manlets.Wheel > Cart > Caravan ????????
>>540730We'll do the cranes idea, since it helps both us and the Orcs. We're almost done with packing I think. We even have a bonus since we're getting cranes and the orcs will be using them to pack.We can definitely power up the armor in these four turns.
>>540735You need weaponized wheels or Orc God removes blessings . It has to be violent tech.
>>540714Also it would be completely pointless to eliminate the Orcs.See >>540717
>>540727Well I'm against sending out elves.Maybe make the demigod and time magic?I feel like making as many magics as possible should be our priority.>>540728OP how much longer till dispel?
>>540746Turn 51Since turn 50 is a world event
>>540738Alright. Being able to take the cranes with us should also allow us to work on large structures faster.This can be helpful since we can start building a new home right away and we might even be able to accelerate the construction of the smeltery.
>>540749Can we find a way to use it to curse other races and take away their magics?
>>540741you can do the recap, I am currently in no state to properly word these things at the moment
>>540741Pretty sure we just have trouble learning about non-violent tech.If we have a tech savvy race teach it to us we can probably learn it.
>>540705Hey dragons, specify you'll test your new thunderbolt magic on the power armor. Please, Dragons?
>>540749Do Barbs know how to swim OP?
>>540746Just mount the birds and hunt down the group of 5 orcs. If we don't then the Orcs could possibly find where we are. The orcs probably in a firm alliance with the Dragons and Manlets now and that could pose a threat to us.
>>540741wheels of doom confirmed for orcs
>>540743>>540741We'll build them as war chariots then to be pulled by our Boars or any wild animal we find
>>540763If we wanted to kill them why didn't we do that instead of just kick them out?
>>540757>>540764>>540765Orc God specifically told you guys tech is bad. You wanted to learn more. He changed his mind and said its okay if you kill things with it.
>>540755Only for a turn each time it's used.>>540761Dunno, how do they cross the river the fight the elves and orcs everytime while wearing rocks as armor. Maybe they punched the water into submission.
>>540763Hey what, you dicks. We dindu nuffin.
>>540763If you don't try to stab us in the back.We won't come to pummel your face in.
>>540768Will it take priority over things like humans casting meteor.So we can prevent the cast?
>>540771You turned into weebs.>>540766I regret that decision. Although if we kill them now when they're in between the forest and the mountains it'll look less likely that we killed them.
>>540768So.... say they used it on humans while they're at war. That immediately brings down the Human pop to like 25% of what they have?>>540776You just jelly of our mad pompadours you girly haired twinks
>>540760I doubt op will let us do that as its technically 3 actions but you did give us zap so I'll see if he will.>>540692Hold up OP use this oneKeep making the lightning magic even more powerful Into.... Thunderbolt, once done test fire at the manlets power armor if this is 2 actions don't do the test fireImprove summon elementals into... Summon Greater Elementals
>>540776>turned into weebs>we have the coolest hairthe only thing Elves have done is sodomize themselves
>>540776If we killed them in the forest we could have buried them under a tree.>I regret that decision.Well live with it.If we want to have them not know our whereabouts then we can lift the forest and lake away.If your against leaving you should have killed them then and there.
>>540692Action: Help the goblins packTech: Learn about war carts from the goblinsWhich are just normal carts with spikes on the front.
>>540781At least we're not Dragon sex slaves.
>>540775Well there's 2 optionsIf you manage to cast it a turn before they cast meteor, then the next turn they can't use meteor.But if both of you cast at the same time then both side rolls 1d100 to see who casted faster. Since after a meteor has already been summoned, you can't unsummon it.>>540779Dispelling necromancy just means they can't raise the dead for that turn. To destroy skeletons you need holy magic.
>>540787That means that if a civ wins a fight against humans they can't res their humans and skellie.Sweet.
>>540783I just think that having a giant floating forest is pointless. The other races will eventually find a way around it. Also Avatar was a horrible movie with shitty characters and a crap political message behind it.
>>540768Just wanted your final word is all before the recap.>>540692Humans and skellies decided on a prebattle tradition by punching themselves in the face. Psyche up!Starting from the crator, Golems and skellies start digging deep trenches with their rock tools and move towards the river in attempt to create a lake.>>540787NaP with a save.
>>540792Well if they have to roll a 100 total Everytime we move that doesn't sound that pointless.>>540787Will the floating moving invisible rest work like that NaP?
>>540789it means we can't raise them that turn, but we will still be able to do it next turn if we choose so
>>540800See all the response to >>540061
>>540802Not if we're a dick and have one race attack you every turn and us cast dispel every turn.>>540800>RestMeant forest.
>>540802Yes. Next turn maybe our 1st village should hunt. The beasts wernt as strong.
>>540800Yea.If they don't manage to find your forest and see through its invisibility Then you can move it somewhere else so they'll ahve to find it again.But moving costs 1 regular action
>>540808I think we should actually start preparing to go against the elves again and wipe them out for good, it will take a while for orcs to recover into a proper threat and if elves get that dispel they are going to to abuse it to meta us whenever we try to fight other races and screw over our fights
>>540819no wipe out it will take out the fun of other ppl
>>540806This>>540809Isn't useless.So anyway.Make the demigod and work on time magic?>>540819The odds of you finding us are so small I'm not even worried.Less than 1%
>>540819Literally impossible for us to find them. In fact we think they are extinct. Let's learn Orc Fu from skellies. And if we get the Liche it will make life easier.
>>540821we can't just keep meteoring shit into the stone age and forgetting about them to fight someone else every time they become even remotely a threat, we should actually try to finish them off before they get something that can seriously fuck us over
>>540822Of course, to know when to cast dispel you can't use meta and have to have an informantAnd to maintain flight, a number of elves must be used 24/7 to lift it.
>>540829We only had 2 orcs left. Im mad i didnt think to chase them. Damn it.
>>540832it was more than two, they had a bunch scattered about, it was just two that survived the direct fight against us
>>5408345 with elves, 5 with gobbos. They would not have known to pray for more pop if we caught the 2
I have work in the morning so I gotta bolt.Keep up the good work kobbos. We'll make a steampunk town yet.
>>540836they would have discovered the Crater that was their home eventually, and we were not really in a position where we could have wiped out those other 10 remnants
>>540842True, but they would not have repopulated as quickly. But you are right, delaying the inevitable is still inevitable.We must learn Orc Fu. Do you still want the bridge?
>>540692Elves work on time magic.Time may wait for no (hu)man but elves give no shit.Have the tree god impregnate divine priestess through the smiling one so they can make a demigod.
>>540847whatever, they both decent choices, we can do the other next turn
>>540850Orc Fu for bonus thenWhat is the other action?
>>540854the facepunch hypeing?
>>540849Wait. I forgot if the smiling one is tree gods avatar or not. I just remember memeing him into existence with some drugs.
>>540856Im talking next turn. I already submitted this one.Face Punch still a go
>>540857He is.You can talk with your hippie god again as well.
>>540857He is.>ElfBecame>PsychoelfWhich through tree god possession became>The smiling one.
>>540858maybe combat stuff, once the truce with manlets allow it and they moved out of the dragons citadel we lunch an all out attack on Dragons try to take them out in one or two turns
>>540865Eh. A lot can happen in 3 turns. Lets focus on us
>>540865This I'd like to see. Dragons are buffed up as fuck now too but there's still only not very many of them right?
>>540865Still need to scout to find our exact location
>>540868Even less since one killed himself
>>540870we already know where you are donutbutt
>>540874You yelled into a random cave and we heard you rockhead
The barbarians adopted a new custom of punching themselves in the face to hype themselves up for battle. Strangely effective for some reason.They have also started to dig trenches leading the river into the crater to make a lake
>>540877We have skeledragons and manlets that know where you live. And citadel
>>540880There's literally a pond that's part of the river and is right next to the crater. They could've just connected that and have been done with it in one turn.
>>540884They know the general area its in, not the exact spot as said by op.
Time may wait for no (hu)man but elves give no shit.In turn, Time also did not give a shit. The elves failed to create time magic.Meanwhile, Forest God possessed the Smiling One and mated with the high Priestess to produce a (sorta)demigodchild
>>540888OP is there a requirement to get it?Gotta talk to time god of there is one and listen to his stories about "The good old days?.Also when will the child be born?
Orcs helped the manlets pack things up and learned how to make carts from them.Then they made a few adjustments of their own.
>>540885Wasnt sure if that citadel territory. Part of the truce.>>540887They know where it is. They knew when they were alive.>>540888That poor woman.
>>540891Go ahead and ask OP then, thats what he said.
>>540888So does this officially mean that the Smiling One isn't gay since he just banged the high priestess?
>>540894He still has the dildo up his ass.Probably.
>>540893How do you think we found the manlet cave without a scout roll, smartass?
>>540891no they don't if they did then they already would have told you when they told you where the Citadel was. Mountain is twisty and turny, and has constant cave ins so new paths are always being made
>>540897Note "Manlet cave" Not the citadel. Now go ask OP to tell you what he said before.
>>540896Technically I thinks he's bisexual then.
>>540889Like with the messiah for the dragons, 10 turns.Time magic is a very powerful high tier magic. Needs to commune with both Forest God and God of Time. Then somehow convince God Of Time that you're worthy...to try to gain his favor. Then Do the Time Trials. Then sacrifice 20 virgins. Afterwards do a perfect game of hopscotch.>>540897You found the entrance, which didn't move. But the citadel is deep inside the mountain in a new location, unknown to your skeletons as they are from manlets and dragons before the citadel was built.
>>540902It was 3 or 4 turns in being built when we got them. Did they move the foundation?
>>540902Dang. I was hoping it would be like 7 or 5 turns since Dragons take forever just to make normal babies.
>>540901Smiling One didn't actively banged her since it was Forest God possessing him. So he techinically can still be gay but was forced to give his semen to a woman.>>540905The 3 or 4 turns was jsut from digging, and after that there were still more digging for the correct location
>>540902Also wandering orc roll?
>>540908Oh okay. Good to know.
>>540908I'm still just going to view him as bi. He take a dildo up the ass 24/7 and he's physically put his dick into Elves vagina.
>>540909we didn't wander. We helped the gobbos pack right?
Midgets made some simple cranes to move stuff easier, now they again try to collect powahNeeded: 215Roll1d100>>540909After everything's done
>>540914The ones from knifeared land.>>540917Ah
>>540910we can just find wherever the manlets decide to make their new base, then we meteor everywhere except for the manlet base
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>540917AYY MANLETSLET'S DO THIS
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>540917I HAVE THE POWER!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>540917
>>540929>>540930BUT THEN MORE LIGHTING!
>>540932Too late, the deed is done
Dragons improved their magics yet again
>>540933On this day a manlet climbs the spire. And he weeps. And curses the gods.
>>540937Hey dragons, can we get you to power the armor with the Thunderbolt spell?
>>540938For cursing the gods, manlets have their pop cut in half
You know if we could somehow convince all other races for eternal peace with us I would be all for humans becoming the comedic fun race that just dicks about all the time.but that won't happen at this point, though it would be hilarious as fuck to see Solids Salt if he were to get back and see that we had became peaceful literal clowns.
>>540937Now for the world event...
>>540943>>540938Hold on now, paladinInventor should be the one punished. Gobbos as a whole shouldn't be held responsible for this nigga's actions
>>540944no we be paladins chivalrous for the orderwe kill undead we be good
>>540943...Then the manlet is like "oh shit" and is like "it was a prank bro" He quickly ERECTS a statue with a cylinder in the middle and 2 spheres on the bottom for the gods. He prays that this will return his lost friends and appease the gods.
>>540946Too late mother fuckerrr
>>540943Hilarious.>>540944He'll eventually fuck it by attacking another tribe again. I'm starting to see a pattern where everytime someone attacks a tribe, they become the losing side. Other than Meteors (Which are risk free anyway) I don't think I've ever seens a successful attack on a tribe in their home base>>540945it's winter right? there's also another event?
>>540948>>540949pleaseThis nigga wants repentance alreadyCome on, PaladinHumans are gonna have the biggest pop again just with humans only
>>540953shush bby, it's gonna be okayThat was a lie
>>540953Start writing a rap quickly. Raps appease the gods.
>>540937I like how the pictures the same but the magic is just beefier.Also whats this do to our bonus?>>540944Honestly I'm content if you guys just dont bother us in the citadel and dont try to look for it but I doubt the other barbs care.
>>54095740, same as the humans
>>540954OP I think our Pop is supposed to be 30It was 26 a couple turns ago.
>>540960Nice, our bulking up is paying off for keeping us stronk.
>>540962I know, the orgy effects wore off. Want it again then fug again
>>540952yeah I am actually convinced and operating under the assumption that Solid is like 15 years old at the max.No proper well grown person is that hateful towards other players in shit for no reason as much as he is, he has been against every single attempt to do ANYTHING that wasn't directly related to killing the other races, and will probably sabotage our budding relationship with the manlets
>>540967I suggested we ally with manlets. The rest can go. Not gonna buddy up with more than that.
>>540970can we mate with them?
Now, before we find out what happened to the Orcs in Mysteryland. Other teams. Was it fair to punish the entire Gob civ because of one gob?
Ah since Turn 51 is starting any hour soon, any Orcs still here? Should we leave now? I think we should leave. Are we taking the Orcs with the Manlets btw? They're not really safe from Humans.
>>540971Nigga get outtahere. Are you Senpai?
>>540954ughgod damn it inventoryou come up with a flying fucking mountainand now you halved our population?>>540956Fine, here's a rapOur civ shouldn't blow up because one gobbo fucked up.He might be an atheist and cursed the gods, but I want to break these odds. He got our pop deleted in one swift blow, should King Kobbo have to deal with this shit show? Please Kobold God, forgive us for our sins. Grant us our pop back and let us have the wins! >>540972
>>540972nobut quests are not fair
>>540947You are the undead
>>540972Considering the Dice God incident, anything goes, really
>>540972It's happened to other civs so it's legit.
>>540972Its not fair but we shouldn't expect this civ to be fair with you piloting it.
>>540972Yeah. I remember when one Elf me said something stupid and got half our population killed but we were saved by MC's sick rhymes. It's their own fault for not having someone like MC.
>>540978sorry im drunk
>>540972Dice god wasn't even drunk this time
>>540976Let's have some peer review up in this bitch.Other players, are these rhymes sufficiently sick?
>>540988I'd remix it.
>>540988We had to make a long as hell rap to get +17 temperature resistance.It ain't sick enough.
>>540988op we need haikus
>>540988Those Rhymes just can't compare to the Dankness of MC's rhymes in my opinion.
>>540988I don't know. Maybe with a little bit of change...
>>540993Seriously. Go to bed.
Everyone's a critic. Not looking good for manlets. How can they convince the other teams that their pop is worth NOT halving?
>>540970Yeah but Solid would do something stupid like directly attack them before our truce is finished and make them not want to do anything with us ever againin the past I have suggested we work with another race or do something nonwar relate no matter what it goes something like like this>ME: hey the orcs and us are the two most powerful races currently we should>HIM: fuck no were killing that nonhuman scum, then later he proceeds to attack them even though it would be a guaranteed lossand then with suggestions that are not related to other races at all>ME: we should work on out tech and stuff (since we were at the time falling behind everyone else and it was obvious)>HIM:fuck no thats boring we should attack stuffGranted he has gotten better lately but I think thats because I have been purposely trying to be on the same time as him and opposing him whenever he starts acting like and angsty teenager
>>540998Make it longer and better.Also needs sick burns.
>>540998Eh leave them alone.
>>540976I know this is an insult to me. But man that is a good rap.>>540998If you let the pop live OP might not do this again. As in not take away half of everyone's pop. Also we are short. Please pity us,
>>541001>>541003Good idea(s)Manlets, make a haiku, but work in some sick burns about dragons
>>540998Well they are sexual deviants and atheists so I think they deserve what's coming to them.
>>541010If they use too many or too few syllables.Or don't burn dragons.Cut their pop again.
>>540998>>541001>>541010Punctured by blood fruitDragon's assholes are prolapsed,they bleed out their ass.
>>541000No. Me and him had talks and have a better understanding. The recent Orc raids was 80% myself suggesting and Solid was not gonna argue about attacking something. I would never gotten him to agree with a manlet alliance, so thankfully you showed up to vote. I say no to Orcs because two races being almost equally powerful us supurbly dangerous for us. Luckily Saitama dicked around long enough (3 or 4turns) for us to catch up in what they achieved in 2 turns. We would be slaughtered if not for that. The patch helped too.Bottom line is that we are not gonna be a global peace community.
>>541016I think the second verse has too many syllables.>>541010
>>541016Well what do you guys think? Enuff?
>>541020Wait where they still supposed to ask for forgiveness or just diss the dragons?
>>541020Inclaim copyright infringement on our musical. I think they need to lose more pop.
>>541020Second verse has 9 syllables when it is supposed to have 7.I give it a thumbs down.
>>541020kill just 1/3 not half
>>541020>>541021>>541022well, there's only so many words you can use
>>541018Tbh when I first joined this quest I thought Elves and Humans could be friends. How wrong I was.
>>541020They got the burn in but its an overused and stale one, I gotta disapprove for having no originality.
>>541026I'd be down if we hadnt destroyed your forest. I had no idea Meteor would be amazing as it turned out to be. Giving myself props for that.
>>541010Dragons are scalyLike genital diseasesLet our pop surviveShowing how I read this an got the right number of syllables.Drag-ons are scal-lyLike gen-i-tal dis-ease-esLet our pop sur-vive
>>541033we'll take it
>>541031Yeah but now there are mutated forest creatures that are almost impossible to kill.
>>541034A sudden challenger
>>541036Yea... there is that, isn't there? Be neat skeletons one day. If anyone can kill them.
>>541034This'll do.>>541038Elves accept this.
>>541041>>541038>>541034Aw shit nigga.You just redeemed yourself.
>>541018Still he is way to prone to needless hate towards the other factions that there has to be something wrong with him, even after you consider that it could be what he thinks is fun.I thought of something fellow barbarians.We currently have two fortresses right?perhaps we could give our old one where our old village was to the manlets as both a sign of good faith to save them having to build their own new settlement and we get some tech or agreement or shit in exchange?could that be a possibility?>>541026>>541031in the past I have been for suggestions to team up with almost every other race to try to dominate the others, every time solid hated and despised the Idea and with the manlets I just stopped trying to please him because if we make enemys with everyone we are just going to end up like Hitler did in WW2 and lose because of Literally everyone being against us
>>541036You do realize that's because of the sword parts you dumped and not the meteor right?>>541034Better
>>5410389/10I say it passes if another dragon kills itself.
>>541047Nah the mutated creatures were already caused by the first meteor hit, the second one just makes them even more mutated.The sword parts are for something else.
>>541045dis would be bad in a long run
>>541047I'm pretty sure that those are a result of barbarians spamming meteors. Same goes for their impotency.
>>541045No reason for the manlets to go there since they can't mine for any resources there.Also geez no other Orcs here? I guess Turn 51 is still pretty far away but we're gonna have to roll for Survival for Turn 50 since it's supposed to be Winter
>>541049Ah so they weren't always "Dire"? huh, I thought it was because of the forest disappearing which is what aggro'd the animals
>>541054I'm still here it's just shit's pretty calm right now.Besides we aren't on the mysteryland roll yet.
>>541045Ironically the coalition happened and that was the reason why we won.No. We need that Forttress. What they give us in return wouldnt be enough to pay back. Live with us or without us. And the 1st fort has Brocks Temple and shrine. Cant lose it.
The second haiku got a better reception, so let's say manlets saved themselves for now.And now, Orc Mercs Mysteryland adventures.Orcs roll 1d100 to see if they managed to travel unhindered1-19: oh shit nigger20-59: oh shit 60-89: ok 90-100: sweet>>541056It was both
>>541056If we had animals like that to begin with we would've tamed them and use them to help us. These things use to just be stuff like bunny rabbits and squirrels.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>541061Rolling for fun times and wacky adventures
>>541065oh shit nigger E-Orc and B-Orc this is on you guys>>541062Ah that makes sense
>>541065Rest in pieces orcs
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>541065Rolling to save this.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>541061We got any magic bonuses?>>541065Oh shit nigger
>>541071this is in Elven Territory.
>>541074>>541065>>541061OH SHIT NIGGERSWHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>541074OH SHIT NIGGER NO
>>541074OH SHIT NIGGER
>>541065>>541074OP can you just use my roll. It pains me to watch these rolls.
>>541061>>541080>>541074where the fuck is business orche needs to roll
>>541084No this is completely up to the orcs
>>541054mountains aren't the only places with minerals and shit, if they dig underneath it I am sure they would find something >>541050really depends on how friendly we can get with themIf we can get super close with them it would be a great investment>>541059I guess but that was at the start when everyone else was weak and was just a kinda panic attack after they all saw how much our pop grew once we got the skeletons. at this point if they actually all started working together properly with a plan we could be in trouble
Business Orc you better roll a natty fucking 100>>541005
I have hiccups from laughing. Fuuuuck