>>539832
Where my Manlets at?

I'm tempted to go nuclear but it's not time yet.
Also any orcs?

>>539836
Ayyyy

Here I am.

so, our actions for this turn is to build a fortress at forest place
what second one?

>>539848
Make fortress around the crator. Key words. AROUND. i dont wanna build a town inside it.

Lets hunt and capture fierce beasts alive for sacrifice for Lichdom

just to make sure, friendship with manlets is go?
We don't attack each other, wont attack citadel or dragons for 4 turn and protect you guys until you mannage to get set up properly in a new settlement since a human-dragon war is most likely inevitable at this point so you won't get dragged into it?
>>539848
>>539851
if the manlets decide to move out of their citadel this turn we should send a few skellies or something in case dragons get salt about them leaving the

>>539851
what the point of building around? maybe just build a new village near tomb?
or go and expand to the previous orc place.

too sleepy to rememeber

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Post yer recaps here

>>539854
We will have to wait until the manlets make a plan before we decide. But moving is priority. We might fight pissed off animals anyway

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>539854
>if the manlets decide to move out of their citadel this turn we should send a few skellies or something in case dragons get salt about them leaving the
that's waste of action
I'm against helping any other civ period.
here is a rock. if you overthrow it - proceed as you wish.

>>539855
I wanna move away from the Kingdom. Also a lake at the center where we control a watersource has benefits

>>539840
No nuclear!

>>539857
Action: We're packing up to leave the citadel, even getting the grand smeltery we were working on.
Tech: Since our current lightning magic isn't enough, we'll be extending a copper beam out the top of the mountain to catch lightning and hopefully power up the Power Armor the next time a storm comes through.We'll encase the power armor like frankenstein, so no gobbos or manlets get hurt in the process.

>>539860
technically whenever on current map we move - we move towards the kingdom
also it doesn't matter, it'll fuck us over anyway

>>539861
Nuclear eventually.
In seriousness I'm thinking about having the orcs at manletland learn about wheels and how to weaponize them.
As well as pray to orc god for a pop boost at wanpanch/femaleorc

>>539857
Orcs
Estesablish a new shaman a gobbos camps and give him the gem.
Ask orc god to give us population boost.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>539859
it would only be a turn, plus if the friendship goes through then temporary protection is something we should provide so then they know we are serious about the friendship

Let's visit the manlets for zap magics and chemistry. I'm also interested in maths so we cant start quantifying our loot so we can make sure Jew God doesn't take extra when we never knew about it.

Also, remember the loot we found at the portal? We planned to pay Jew God to send down an avatar for it but he wanted us to dance instead. Since we still have it, I'm thinking of appraising it. We might find some good shit since its from an ancient civ

>>539868
Never orcs never give up!

>>539870
Noice.

Send Skeletons and StoneBone Golems to manlets.

We make A new settlement around the crator?

>>539870
Okay, you can protect those.
don't come back to me later if they turn up to be no good allies.

>>539869
The manlets are leaving in 4 turns we need to get caravans within that.
>>539875
As I said it's not time to go nuclear yet.

>>539873
Yeah lets get their zaps from the exchange center before they leave.

We can do math some other time, lets examine the loot we found like you said. Maybe it'll be something interesting.

>>539880
maybe just near tomb then? it's cool
also, I'm not against anymore cause rolls, but isn't sending forces to protect nation we never made a decent contact with is a bit too meta?

>>539883
They said we could, we loss a lot so we can go with thrm

>>539891
>never made a decent contact with is a bit too meta?
It is. You have to establish contact first

>>539889
Getting zap it is then. Maybe we can use an improvement of zap to sell to the manlets and offer to power up their golem?
The main problem they have with powering the golem is because tiny body = tiny amount of mana. And the fact that shock is a shit version of lightning magic

We can probably do that for maths and chemistry

>>539897
that's why it's always easier to attack first, ask questions later.

>>539873
>>539857
That, and maybe make some armor to protect our dignity the next time we inevitably fail to beat a pathetic lizard ?

>>539880
make sure to specify the fortress part, don't want OP being lazy and giving us a shitty looking huts on the crater or some shit like that
also like OP said we need to officially contact manlets first so once they move out we make contact ASAP, at the moment if we try dragon will probably kill any attempts to contact manlets due to them living together currently

>>539901
Let them do the golem on their own since they feel the need to leave us. Besides theirs is shit because their so small. Once we have it'll be not shit thanks to pur magic affinity and size.

So were doing that and examining the stuff we found near the portal?

>>539907
Just have a skeleton scout the manlet caves, that'll probably save you some trouble

Are there any Elf niggas? Lurkers included
If not, i'll make the recap myself.

>>539910
won't he be confused for one their wild undead skeletons which were showing up?
send few humans along then

>>539906
We already have those I think.

Radical wants to appraise our loot we got a few turns back for some cool shit. We never got around doing that

>>539910
OP giving advice and being helpfull?
Imposter, what have you done with the real OP

goblin senpai here!

Speaking of which, Dragons want to have manlet zappity zappy zap. Do manlets consent?

>>539907
Why are you in such a rush?

We have literally nothing to gain from killing manlets lmao. We have more to gain if they're alive

>>539883
Also they need us for heavy lifting

>>539869
So this means that he surviving orcs move in with the gobs right

>>539919
we consent

>>539925
Yes, we will travel with them and convert them eventually to orc god bloodism.

>>539920
I want to establish good manlet relations as quick as possible before Solid or anyone else fucks this chance that I have spent the end of last thread convincing to do

>>539925
For now

>>539925
Also you didn't answer my question, converting other races to our religion, do we get a bonus?

>>539926
Once we inevitably develop shitty zap zap to a full fledged lightning magic, come stop by and we can probably power your golem. If you have something we probably will want. We can teach it to you, probably, assuming your shit mp can handle the mana cost

>>539929
i dont want to join the barbs, but idk about the others..

so barb turn recap as far I can figure it out:
1st action : using all that meteor pieces, smashed elven and orc bones, burnt trees and other shit - slap together nice new settlement with a nice fort in center.
Do that around the crater? or just on the east side?
We can make it on the river, as port city, and fish for fish and make dry mackerel
2nd action : take few manlet skeletons and one barb named Canon to scout in general direction of manlet caves. Cause manlets even when skeletons are so insecure - they got homesick. And wanna see mutated mommy and daddy

>>539933
we're not joining the barbs, we're becoming independent.

>>539832
Visit the Manlet to learn their shock magic

Appraise our as of now unidentified hoard of loot from the portal when we found it, for any cool shit we probably didn't know about.

>>539937
instead of leaving your home you should've fight for it
wuss

>>539940
With your +70 bonus for a fuckhuge meteor and the citadel only gives a +10? No thanks, you only need to roll a 40+ to fuck us over. Killing is literally the only thing on your mind.

>>539931
I dunno, have any other races converted yet

And when did you ask that, I don't remember

>>539937
I thought you guys were teaming with us

>>539857
Elf turn:
Cultural: keep working on that telekenisis boyee
Regular: Make boats to cross that lake.

>>539943
Maybe definitely
we're moving out, the orcs can come with us if they want

>>539941
The agreement was not attacking for 4 turns and you'd make peace with us. We also want to share tech.

>>539933
its more of a friendship with benefits than any sort of alliance or faction
>>539936
I detect salt about being friendly with nonhumans
>>539940
they are returning home, they left their caves long ago to join dragons cave

>>539943
I thought we were all teaming up against the barbs...

>>539911
I'm here. What's our plan?

>>539942
it was plays ago, we still had our blood forest and just got anime hair.

>>539863
why are we leaving again? and where are we going?

>>539941
Why you need to fight us for independence? I don't care about your status. I thought I was just mocking ya for taking easiest route and abandoning your homeland. But it seems I got it wrong and was corrected. >>539948
Go back, then, about bloody time.
>>539948
>I detect salt about being friendly with nonhumans
at least that action sounds more reasonable than just meta sending scouts

>>539946
well you said you needed us for the heavy lifting and maybe we can build some blood fueled Golems?

>>539936
We are building a fortress around the crator. It can extend to the river. It will only help my plans if you are willing to gi along with it.

>>539948
Friends with benefits is true too. I honestly dont wanna fight manlets. I want their tech and tackle the orc threat.

>>539954
Because if we don't leave, the humans are gonna destroy the citadel with a meteor. We're using this truce to pack up and leave.
>>539956
Independence from the dragons, rock head
>>539958
Super dangerous, but we could use some help packing.

>>539949
that too

>>539951
I dunno, converting another god's followers is grounds for divine retribution

>>539961
so where are we going tho? barbs? north?

>>539961
not powered by the gem, power by blood magic is different.

>>539959
>We are building a fortress around the crator. It can extend to the river. It will only help my plans if you are willing to gi along with it.
I have no clue why you want to do that. but ok, better than generic settlement I guess
I need to rewrite and confirm turn then or you all do it yourself?
>>539961
>Independence from the dragons, rock head
it's 3AM
>>539963
I wish that was a thing in civ V

>>539857
1st action:build a fortress around the crater
2nd: send a few scouts of skellies and humans to the manlet caves to try to establish relations with them

>>539964
The original gobbo caves long abandoned.
>>539948
Maybe we should send Fred the Unicorn as a mediator.

>>539969
your writing quality for recaps sucks rocks

>>539973
interesting.. I forgot you left those behind... but then? the gobbo caves are kinda shitty.. we might as well find a cave to the north or something and turtle there..

>>539977
we were the only faction without one and holding up the thread since we already knew what we wanted to do

wait so what's exactly is the dragons' turn again

>>539982
Well it's hard to have much to do when you just meteor + scout.

>>539983
>>539939

>>539857
Human Turn

We send forces to the crator in the destroyed forest and build a fortress around it with metal, meteors, bones and stone. It reaches to the river's edge.

Fred The Skellie Unicorn leads a team of skellies and a single human to scout the gobbo caves and try to parlay with them.

>>539857
>>539969
Barbarian turn Rock Solid Enhanced Edition:
1st action : Considering we can't let all that nice meteors to go to waste, we build new settlement around the crater which was a forest - by using meteor pieces, smashed bones of elves and orcs via boneshaping. And few burned trees for bonfires.
2nd action : miniskellebros are homesick, kind Canon and company decided to help them to see their totally not mutated family by scouting the mountain area. Aka make contact with manlets.

there are nobody in caves yet, Canon
>>539982
>>539983
yeah, sure. say that to chicken brains

>>539998
Dragons have a recap apparently its just a huge mess now that I look at it

>>539983
I have a question. If something were to happen to the Orcs currently with us, such as being attacked by another party with arrows, would the Orc players roll for them or not?

Shouldn't we try to put up some defenses against meteors ?
As the manlets said, the citadel is far to vulnerable to being Deep Impact'd
At least, we should send some dragons to a remote location in case of a sudden barbarian strike

>>540001
can't expect much more from chicken brains, honestly

>>540003
Don't try it knife ears.
We have the one item that can find you easily.

>>540004
Dont you guys have a messiah?

>>540004
Were good so long as the manlets dont rat out the location of the citadel. Besides whenever we need to we could just make our shiellding stronger.

>>540004
Just station one guy by the Door of Ancient Evil at all times. In event of meteor, open it and hope it kills everyone including us.

Surely this will scare them enough not to attack us, yet

>>539950
Mostly getting strong telekenisis to make our forest fly. Then i also thought about getting some boats for that lake, since we wanted to be pirates. If you have other suggestions, speak now

>>540003
If the orc mercs are attacked as a a consequence of somebody attacking you, no. Since they're your employees.

If the orc mercs were specifically targeted and no mention of you, yes.

wait.. who has the kingdom horn now?

>>540008
What would that be? Also I'm not suggesting anything, just wondering.

>>540012
I think we should remove the Orcs from our forest by any means necessary.

>>540011
I find this amusing as hell,
We may have magical Nukes, but you guys have a fuck you button in the form of a sealed away ancient evil

>>540010
Should we start mixing enchantment and lightning for generators?

We can probably power up some of our wind enchantments this way and make our citadel fly

>>540015
Throw it in the river and hope it gets drifted downstream somewhere

>>540016
The helmet, it sees through illusions.
Also just send them to the citadel if you aren't gonna use them.

>>540016
I don't think it's our main obiective. We can do it Next turn.

>>540024
I'm interested in closer relations with you guys.

I'm also curious to see a Drakwondo vs Orcfu martial arts tournament.

>>540022
We dont need to do that, if we wanted to we could just make a tower with a really big magic jem we could make to amplify the shields.

>>540026
I want our forest to remain a total secret. Also for real plans I think we should send settlers to start another forest as a back up plan and upgrade our water magic so we can turn the lake into a sea. Maybe combine the two.

>>540024
>>540029
aka more "uplifting"
can't wait for orc mutants

>>540021
jew god doesn't allow them to press is actually

>>540033
For a later time of course.

>>540035
I never explicitly mentioned crossbreeding in that post. Your imagination made it seem like that to you.


Lewd child.

>>540033
How would we combine those two? They're completely different things.

>>540035
Nigga das gay.
We may enjoy the occasional eastern scroll but we aren't gonna go fucking other races.

>>540024
You lost your helmet. The King broke it during the world event. If he didnt, One Punch would be dead.

>>540036
We can but he just called messia a retard and reluctantly agreed to give us a boost since we had almost no one left. Otherwise we could send a normal dragon to do it.

>>540039
Increase the size of the lake substantially and make a new forest across from it.

>>540040
just saying be careful around dragons

>>540042
We just lost the ability to prevent death with it.
Wanpunch still has it.

>>540044
Maybe we could bring the flying forest over the lake. That way nobody will be able to reach it, since they won't have ground to build pillars/stairs on.

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Humans started to build a second fortress round the crater that was once a forest. They also sent a small band of skeletons and one human to the presumed location of the manlet caves for "negotiations"

Both of these will be completed next turn

>>540061
we'll throw rocks at it

>>540061
OP will find a way.

No matter how bullshit it sounds.
>humans use portal
>teleport directly to your control room
>excess salt

>>540061
I just don't want our entire forest to be flying. I personally hate the movie Avatar and I prefer the more simplistic approach of just staying on the ground.

>>540065
looks comfy

>>540061
Orc Artillery

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Elves further improved their willpowers and upgraded their Telekinesis. Now they can lift a mound of dirt alongside the tree on that mound of dirt.

They also attempted to make boats. But since they have no naval experience, they made vehicles that kind resemble boats and levitate them accross the water with telekinesis to give the illusion of boating

>>540061
Meteor, dislodge you from sky... poooof

>>540072
Our main forest should be flying. It's the safest way of making sure that nobody will find it. We can have another one on the ground. Maybe, once the lake becomes a sea (if we do that) we can make a forest right in the middle of it. Since we'll already have boats and weapons for sea-fighting, we'll have the advantage over others that try to destroy it.

>>540075
burn the witch

>>540077
Even if you manage to find us and hit us with a meteor, if all the elves that hold the island up aren't killed, it'll stay up.

>>540078
Now I'm really skeptical of a floating forest. It'll probably take for ever and all the stuff others mentioned that could negate any advantages. Although I would support floating pirate ships since that sounds more feasible and useful. Imagine crashing a ship like that into the humans and having it loaded with poison.

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Fortunately for the Orcs, after their last defeat at the hands of the barbarians, the One Punch Orc managed to retrieve the Power Gem from their Ex-shaman. After the 2 survivors meet up with the orcs staying at the manlets' place, they gave the power gem to a nother orc so he can become the new shaman.

The new shaman, after learning of the news, communed with Orc God to dedicate the slain orcs to him and was gifted with some more orcs.

>>540087
cool, more orc skellies

>>540087
Wait. Since the humans are settling in the crater, aren't them and the orcs neighbours now?

>>540087
and just like that they have recovered
blowing up their homes and forest acheived nothing

>>540092
not the first time
nobody expected them to not survive

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No longer wanting to live under the prolasped anuses of the dragons, manlets began packing up their shit.

In the meantime, they built a bronze pillar to collect lightning so they can power up their ancient armor. 2 goblins died in the making of this pillar. Let's have a moment of silence......okay done.


>>540092
Well they went from 40something to 20something and lost their katana.

Plus their meteor metals are gonna run out soon.

>>540086
Flying ships sounds really good. Mâine another thing we could do is make the forest constantly change place. As in, if someone finds us, we raise the whole forest, fly it somewhere else and put it there. Problem solved.

>>540092
They had 50+ to start with. We still have our win

>>540090
they are hobos now

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Dragons learned Zap from the goblins byhavingthemanletszaptheirassholeslmao-ahem- and appraised the found loot.

Dragons, roll 1d100 to appraise loot
1-9: oh shit nigger what are you doing
10-39: junk
40-79: meh
80-99: cool
100: oh shit what

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>540109

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>540109

>>540109
I'm here for rolls

>>540113
And yet you gave none, how could you. I feel so betrayed.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>540113
Oh shit, I forgot to roll. How could I be such an ass

>>540114
He's hoping for a pile of salt

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>540109

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>>540116
STOP IT WITH THE ASS JOKES

>>540122
Yeah, they're real shitty.

Like an ass.

Because it's full of shit.

But not like dragon ass though.

Because they got their shit pushed in.

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>>540126

>>540126

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AND SO IT TURNS OUT THE DRAGONS FOUND....a chest.

It's full of Kingdom coins. But not like special coins or magical coins. Just regular everyday coins.

So yeah.

>>540122
OP is pretty anal about dragons

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>>540129

>>540134
Perhaps I should stop using dragons as the butt of jokes

>>540134
He's anal about everything

>>540140
Pls target the elves they've been unharmed lately

>>540140
They do nothing but fart around anyway.

>>540145
Do you want another Dragon Curse?

>>540133
So whats for next turn?
I say we try to improve our zap to actual lightning.

Then combine our wind and lightning so we can make storm magic.

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TURN 48

Recaps go here

>>540140
you're pooping me out

>>540143
>lately
We're stuck with a magic dildo as weapon. Why not go after the Orcs or Barbarians?

barbs, hunt for more skulls for pop
then, dunno, learn fishing
I wanna dry mackerel

Continue manlet meeting and hunt fierce beasts and catch them wild?

Orcs discussion
Begin wheel research
Begin caravan research
Sound good?

>>540151
Stop being such a shitter

>>540149
OP, can we raise the forest now?

I propose we upgrade our water magic and send the Orcs back east towards their kin. I'm sure they are much too stupid to even remember where our forest is.

goblins what are we doing? we have the change to go anywhere now, so maybe scout north for a suitable place to live...
while we send the scouts we use the tower to power up the armor, it could maybe help us in making a new home.

>>540155
those will end automatically, no? without input

Let's go and improve zap into a full fledged Lightning magic

Also we can start using holy enchantment on our weapons

>>540158
We need to increase our population again
also technology bad we need the Gobbos for that.
we can do caravan research

>>540161
One last telekinesis upgrade and yes

>>540166
We need a new border, we either go for future funk or pharaoh age.

>>540149
Action: Keep packing up to leave the citadel.
Tech: Create wheelbarrows and carriages that are drawn by mole and boar mounts that the orcs have. They'll be used for transporting all of our belongings.
>>540158
Hey, we can double tech action you and us, Orcs.
Let's do that so we're prepared.

>>540154
>>540155
maybe we should scout west?
because that empty/unknown space on the map surrounding the elves has been annoying the living fuck out of me

>>540167
Did we spill enough blood for another pop boost?

>>540169
Lets get the gobs to teach us chemistry.

We make gold alloy and go into the golden age. We're jews after all.

What are we gonna do with the chest of gold? Do we melt it down or keep it and pay Jew God to do something for us?

>>540164
With the bonus nerf hunting won't be an auto win anymore, probably. Depends on what you found

>>540162
You know what, i say we can use the orcs for once. We can send them out to scout with one elf (maybe smiling one?). If they get killed, it's all good, if they don't, we send them away next turn.

>>540172
um..? why are we waisting 2 actions to packing up? what about he armor? we should use the tower while we are still there

>>540174
yeah, losing our own population is pretty much the same

>>540179
I think he was asking about the scouts to manlets caves and our fortress building

>>540166
It should already be enchanted otherwise it'd be retarded if we never applyed it even though we have it.
>>540177
>Gold alloy
Chemistry isn't needed for pure element's. I'm voting we improve armor more or Storm magic.

>>540173
>maybe we should scout west?
we'll find nothing
we scouted a lot this game
good result was only one time
no
no more scouting
>>540179
>>540179
I'm always up for a challenge, if it will happen in 40 min timeframe

>>540173
Scout and hunt? We need to catch them alive. Better to stick to hunting. Our scouting is shit. Maybe build a road between fort and Village.

>>540181
Nah. Just kick them out.

>>540177
>Melt the gold
Wont the remaining dragons spaz out ?
Also, I'm more inclined to upgrade our magic

>>540186
We need some grunts to do mining for us now that the gobs are leaving.

>>540184
Fair enough
So pop boost
And
Learn wheels from manlet culture exchange?

>>540183
Because if we don't use our turn on packing, we won't get our smeltery that we've been working on.

>>540191
We're melting down to gold to make gold armour. They'll love it

>>540194
yeah sure send it in

>>540195
and what about the armor and the tower?

>>540194
>>540149

>>540193
Alright for our second thing lets upgrade the elemental magic so we can summon them in mass. Earth elementals all around digging for stuff.
>>540196
Gold is shit for armor and tool.

>>540187
You give up on non-killy things too easily, you know that

>>540196
Ok why not then

>>540203
I agree with no scouting. We have no bonuses to helpnwith that.

>>540200
fine
>>540149
Redo
Action: Power up the Power Armor with our lightning rod tower.
Tech: Create wheelbarrows and carriages that are drawn by mole and boar mounts that the orcs have. They'll be used for transporting all of our belongings.

>>540202
But(t) yeah in the end we're gonna need a new workforce
So I'm all for making golems (maybe even golden ones ? It may even provide a moral boost to see golden things everywhere)

>>540202
Well it looks cool...

Anyhow, let's do what you said

>>540149
Elf turn:
Regular: kick the orcs out of our forest, tell them to go back east to the weeb-orcs (and i just realized that we had the only "normal" orcs left. We just doomed them all. They'll become weeaboos too.)
Cultural: work on that water magic boyee

>>540215
But holy gold is different.

>>540206
I got it we should start developing a way to encase/fortify out skeletons bones in a Meteor metal layer
Make our skeletons even more metal than they allready are

>>540203
I did most scouting first few threads
fuck that shit

1st action: While walking back and forth to the new village, some barbs got hungry. they noticed fish in the river. turns out if you fire punch fish it becomes quite tasty also can just throw our spears on them
therefore we got fishing
2nd action: hunt animals for skulls

>>540219
Oh right. We did discus that. Hunt west and fortified bones for skellies?

>>540215
Alright I'll link it then
>>540149
Upgrade zap to actual lightning so it'll be usefull

Improve on our elemental summoning so we can summon them in mass to dig for stuff as a replacement for the manlets.

>>540221
that first one just seems like a waste of an action, we already have food, we should do >>540219

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>540219
>>540226
Hunt west and capture them alive.
Metal fortified bones

>>540218
Our gold isn't sustainable and we only have one chest of gold coins for that.

We should mine first to have an actual supply before experimenting with enchantment

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>540226
>additional food source
>waste of action
you just want to be undead and not require food at all.
can't do.
deciding with rock throw for my actions
>>540227

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>540227
>>540230
rethrow in case Canon will throw same or lower

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>540230
>>540227
rock for hunt+fortify skeletons with metal

>>540229
I've already tried to make divine metal when I was the only dragon around and it didn't work.

>>540230
We have food and jerky. Sneks can also be used for food. You can farm them if its that bad, m8

>>540235
Nice. It is settled. Shall I recap?

>>540235
do recap then
>>540237
man can't survive on jerky alond
dried fish is the stuff

>>540239
yeah you can do it

>>540240
But isn't the river contaminated by the Orc sword you broke?

>>540247
it isn't

>>540149
Humans reinforce the bones of skeletal units with meteor metals. Making us the most Metal of all tribes. Skeletons and Golems of all sizes.

Warchief and Boss Skeledragon make a hunting party and head out West to capture live fierce beasts in our cages.

>>540247
We havent decided on what happens yet.
Im hoping for a Jason esq monster made entirely out of flesh withno skeleton.

I'm gone in 30 min
gl with rest of thread, will do rolls if turn will start

I'm here. I see we're packing. I approve of this.

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Humans reinforced the skeletons with meteor emtals, added some spikes too because why not, when you edge you gotta have spikes.

AND NOW, scouting for beasts to tame

First, roll 2d100 for fierceness level and amount of beasts
1-79: Very Fierce BEasts
80-100: Fiercest beasts

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>540273
come on dice god give me something acheivable

Rolled 56, 70 = 126 (2d100)

>>540273
nice nerf

Rolled 38, 42 = 80 (2d100)

>>540273
Sacrificial capture.

Rolled 98, 70 = 168 (2d100)

>>540273

>>540275
roll 2d100

Rolled 40, 9 = 49 (2d100)

>>540275
>>540273
woops forgot my 2nd dice

>>540275
2d100 ya doof

>>540278
that'll be tough

>>540284
if we can pull it off, it will be a great addition, I hope they are some form of new sneks

>>540290
>>540284
Dont get excited. They will be used for our Liche.

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>>540276
>6
>>540277
>7
>>540278
>8
>The Fiercest Beasts
Barbas found mutated animal abominations caused by wanton usage of magical meteors! The remnants of the forest creatures.

Fierceness 80 + numbers 70 = 150 is the number to beat

Human bonuses: +40 base, universal pity +10

Roll 1d100 lmao

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>540295
Draw incoming

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>540295
Well shit

Rolled 82 (1d100)

Rolling to cast a Dragon Curse because fuck you lmao

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>540295
Excuse us? I hope we get a small meteor bonus as well.

>>540298
or not
rip in piece hunting party

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>540293
we can breed them first right? plus its a lota things >>540295
damn those are almost as good as sneks, hopefully dice god loves me

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>540295
rowling for fun

>>540306
How are you supposed to tame anything when you drop meteors on them.

Plus no meteors were mentioned in the recap

>>540308
We had 0 chance of winning. And these werent even the toughest ones.

>>540311
Capture. Not tame.
Didnt use that word.

>>540312
>going to hunt on west where we basically nuked entire forest
bright idea
next time we riding rocks there

>>540316
Same thing, point is no meteors were mentioned.

>>540317
No. And No.
We didnt nuke the west. Figured forest was all dead.
>>540318
I know. I am dropping it.

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The capturing party got chomped

Roll 1d100 to reform the skeletons
>50 for skellies
>60 for humans to be skellies too

>>540318
Just a btw. A barb is challenging you notapaladin. Back in my day people who did that were smited.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>540322

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>540322
Canon grand plan is closer
you are all at fault for listening him

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>540322
Come on dice god, You always give me something great when it doesn't count, you asshole

>>540328
I should insult the dice god more often when rolling

>>540328
Dragon Curse is somewhat working(?)

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>540324
I didnt challenge what he was doing. At all.
>>540322

>>540333
Whatever you say man.

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The dead humans were raised as skeletons.

In other news the second fortress has been built.

>>540324
Isn't it smote

>>540336
FUCK YOUR RIGHT.

>>540335
he has salt generating potential
unlike me
I'm pure.

anyway, I'm out.
reminder that if we don't increase human POP soon we may lose control of the game and our civ.

>>540336
what about the guys sent to establish peace with the manlets?
I really hope the manlet players that we discussed peace with is still here

Hey Gobbos. Why are moving? I just want to know. Since we spent a lot of time making the citadel.

>>540336
>>540342
Yea i wonder as well. Gobbo turn?

>>540343
Because, we're gonna get hit by a huge fucking meteor if we don't get out.

>>540347
You should have just made your place invisible.

>>540343

The dragons are taking 70% of whatever the fuck we mine, the citadel's going to get space rocked soon, and we're effectively being treated like a slave race.

Fuck that we're bailing.

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NuMap

>>540346
Yes, things like that are saved for last

>>540352
that's pretty metal

>>540347
We build supports for this reason. I can not remember if it was the dragons or elves that have an air barrier around their base. I think it was dragons so there is that too.

>>540351
I keep hearing this said. I need some examples of them treating us like slaves. Yea we give them 70% of the ores. But we seem to have an infinite amount of since we are in a mountain.

>>540343
me,a few other barbs and some manlets discussed potential peace, you guys moving out for independence from dragons as well as to not get caught in in crossfire since barb war with dragons is extremely likely
>>540352
>it isn't in the middle of the crater
you lazy copypaster

>>540355
nigga
you don't understand
a full power meteor is +70
we have to roll 90 or higher with a +10 bonus

>>540352
How are they suppose to move stuff between the fortresses. There's a river in between them. I just got an idea

>>540358
Sneks

>>540357
We have a battle bonus of 36. Presumably that gets counted when punching the meteor out of the sky

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Elves improved their water magic into a stronger form and then kicked the orc mercs out from their employ.

The orcs will ahve to find their own way back now.

>>540356
>recap says build fortress around crater that reachs the river
>now says it needs to be in the middle of the crater
How about I delete half your pop

>>540360
didn't happen when the orcs were defending
they even had one punch orc

>>540360
If it'sfull power only turf bonus or champs count

>>540357
Really. That is some serious bullshit. We should get a bonus against specifically meteors since we
A live in a mountain so there is a bunch of shit above us to block the meteor
B because we made supports
C we have a wind wall (I think we have a wind wall at least. Can someone check real quick.)
D because the dragons can laser beam the meteor in half.
No sense that we should have to deal with meteors at all.

>>540358
What idea?

>>540362
>Heavy Rain
Excellent. We'll send a couple of hidden mages back to the old forest and have them make it so it constantly pours rain. Flood the river so that they're isolated and make their lives miserable with 24/7 bad weather.

>>540362
No. Around as in literally around the border of the crator.

I specifically told Canon that it wasnt in the center. Don't listen to him.

>>540362
nothing I just kinda expected it to replace the crater
what its like now is good though now that I think about it we can use the crater for other purposes

>>540369
If our citadel gets flooded...

>>540371
I said like... 4 times we are gonna make a lake with it. Sheesh.

Barbs these days. No sense of creativity.

>>540373
Not our problem.

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Orcs learned the secrets of the wheel from manlets and asked for more orcs.

They were then told the 20 orcs last turn was it.

>>540375
It will be your problem once we come over there

>>540369
yes pls do this

>>540374
a lake is boring, unless its a lavalake, that I can get behind

>>540378
That floods out your caves too, dummy

>>540355

From what I understood we were pushed into a joint attack against the hummies.

Also even if its "infinite" I'm sure we could advance our tech at a higher rate if we had more of it at any given time and not just "30% of an infinite amount" which is supposedly extracted gradually.