>>531225
The Previous Quests and Parts are here if you want to read: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Movie%20Crashing%20Quest

>>531225
Would a homeless dude with unlimited, basically only asleep during 6 hours of the day, time be a good GM? Is that the same as being a qm?

Frankly, I've been involved in many quests and I've been hoping to lead a quest for a while but have no real clue what subject or topic to quest.

>>531305
Nigga, do the photophobia quest already, I don't wanna see your ass writing Wreck it Ralph in fucking Evangelion.

>>531313
Eeeeeeehhh... I'm busy....

>>531343
If you haven't played a movie quest before, let me explain a little bit here, PI.

You see, the quest sieries asks the question, hat if you could play along in a movie like an RPG then ruin it for the fun of it or maybe if you could send a character or anything else to another movie and crash it in here. Sounds fun, yes? It's like Film Reroll, but with an extra spice in it.

Like I have said before, You can read the Previous Quests and Parts here if you are not familiar to the quests: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Movie%20Crashing%20Quest

>>531313
LOL, That was a funny joke here, no harem.

>>531462
Sorry for the grammar error, my mistake.

>>531470
Don't Worry, there will be no Wreck-It Ralph in Evangelion, lol

Is Anybody want to host this Quest here? Everybody?

>>531842
Sorry for bumping the thread. I was asking the question.

Hello? This quest is open to sign up as a GM Host. Is anybody home?

Go on vacation and host your own quest when you are back

>>532760
Alright then, anon. I will return to the Wreck-It Ralph quest when I will come back.

Will you host this quest for me when I'm gone, ID: ohDTSSKL?

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The Crashing begins...

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A hospital waiting room, sterile and silent. You sit carefully on one of many waiting room chairs lined up against one wall, thankfully alone. Looking at the closed doors in front of you, you try to calm down your breathing with a few exercises; it wouldn't do for her to see you for the broken waste of space you feel like inside when you come in.

Asuka...

You fail miserably at keeping your composure, starting to sniffle slightly before breaking down into a full-on sob, complete with tears and stifled screams.

Kaworu is dead. You let him down; you ALWAYS let people down. If you weren't such a useless, disgusting excuse for a man, he might still be alive. What the hell do people see in you anyways? Some hero? Your father sure doesn't; he's twice the man you are and he's fucking insane.

Why do the others keep you around anyways? You're a waste of time, a nobody. They probably all smile at you to be polite, when the fuck have you done anything worth smiling about? Crying in front of people maybe. Fucking pathetic.

You should just kill yours-

A loud digital ring splits the air around you, bursting through the silence like the detonation of a bomb. The red light visible on the keypad fixture on the locked doors in front of you turns a vibrant green, and you hear the tell-tale sounds of a lock being automatically undone.

Getting up slowly, reluctantly, you shamble over to the doors and place your hand on the knob. As your feeble fingers wrap around the metal, you feel a shock radiate through your body, starting from your fingers and spreading like wildfire all over you. You feel a burning sensation as your entire body burns in a brilliant aurora of hellish energy. Your bones, your flesh, even your DNA, everything is twisting rapidly inside of you and pain overloads every single nerve in your body. Seconds later, you realize something incredible as your vision, along with the rest of your senses returns to your now prone body.

You, are no longer Shinji Ikari. The question now is...who exactly ARE you?

>Blanka "B-Dog" Jackson
>Isaac Isekai
>Hadvar Rolafson

>>534014
>Isaac Isekai

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>>534041
Shinji Ikari is dead. In his place stands Isaac Isekai, drama student, master swordsman, master of intrigue, avid reader of GRRM, and fuck it, everything else.

[ISEKAI KNOWLEDGE]: (You know exactly what will happen and how in your new world.)

You pick yourself up like a true student of the arts and slap your hands on the door, opening the blasted gates, you find your friend and penultimate waifu in this movie, Asuka Langley Soryu. You take a quick look at the clock, registering the movements of those blackened hands and the numbers they correspond to with dread.

If you are to stop the madness that will soon ensue, you will need to act quick. Quicker than quick, perhaps. Leaning over the body of your erstwhile tsundere, you contemplate the decisions you will have to make and calculate the time allotted to each. However, you find that you have at least have the time to follow Shinji's footsteps just this once.

Unzipping your pants, you have a quick wank over the comatose body of Asuka, all the while realizing how much of a fucking pussy Shinji is for not manning up and avoiding being the most beta character to ever exist.

As you clean up some of your seed with a towel, you visualize the death squad sent by SEELE to shut down NERV thanks to Gendo being a gigantic fucking prick. Understandably, this must be prevented to avoid Misato getting turned into a lead sandwich, and a few other important things besides. Noticing for the first time the longsword at your side, you unsheathe the blade and run your eyes across the entirety of it's lethal, metal girth.

Not a Katana, but it will suffice.

You figure you have a few options, all of which will influence things tremendously in the times to come.

>Cut up that four-eyed cunt Gendo
>Grab Unit-01 and launch a pre-emptive strike on the JSSDF
>Check if Tokyo-03 has some GRRM in hardcover

>>534108
>Grab Unit-01 and launch a pre-emptive strike on the JSSDF

>>534167
Seconding

>>534167
Thirding

>>534200
>>534291

Seconding the seconding and the thirding.

>>534014
>>534108
Alright, Ishmael, have fun crashing the movie as a GM!

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>>534364 (Thanks,God-Tier!)
>>534322
>>534200
>>534291
>>534167

You figure you can take out Gendo later, you know, with NERV still intact and with most of its prominent members still alive and well. You've never really liked the idea of extra-special-government death squads, the idea of facing real-life Unsullied hasn't ever ranked high on your list of unlikely happenings after all.

The idea of a group of heavily-armed cunts with a license to kill, and the tendency to use it on people only marginally related to the actual faults of their targets inspires a sort of rage in you, a kind of murderous determination. You elbow the doors with force and sprint out of the hospital, aiming for your plug suit and the EVA. You are questioned multiple times on your path, and several issues involving your change of personality and security clearance come up rather poignantly, but they prove no obstacle to your acting skills and charisma.

Kicking aside some metal doors, you dive in under a closing layer of steel to the surprise of the NERV staff nearby. Eyeing the clear CO of this division, you give him a murderous stare as you continue sprinting to your EVA.

As he gets up out of his chair to raise an alarm or some other foolishness, you put him in your place with your superior acting and drama talents, reminding you of an interesting altercation with a guard captain in Westeros.

"Get in the fucking chair, faggot!" You scream, horrible death in each one of your eyes as you continue weaving in and out of NERV foot-traffic on your way down, stopping only to steal a walkie-talkie from an unfortunate bystander who you knock over in your haste.

As you finally reach your EVA hangar, you set the Walkie frequency to the most used one and begin shouting orders, many of which include the word idiot, twit, and N'wah. You find UNIT-01 open and prepped well ahead of your arrival, a side effect of you going full alpha on the pitiful beta crew and NERV staff on the way here. Rushing up the top floors, you find yourself leaping over the top of the deck with a running start to reach the cockpit of your EVA, landing with a massive crunch and what you assume to be heavy bruising on your lower half.

"UNIT-01 to Idiots, do you copy." You broadcast to mission control, who are no doubt scrambling in your wake trying to figure out what is even happening.

Gendo cuts in your frequency before you even manage to get your Unit moving, apparently rather peeved by your audacity.

"Shinji, get out of the f-"

"Go blow yourself old man; I'm a little busy saving the world to be taking pity on the retarded at the moment."

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>>534497
You block his signal and immediately get back to talking to mission control, "Right you idiots, which one of you knows the way to the nearest army base!"

"We can plot a course if you want," feminine voice cuts in from mission control, "Would help if you told us what you're doing exactly, though."

You make an obscene gesture at the glass surrounding the cockpit, making sure the woman and everybody else in mission control would be able to see it.

"Saving the fucking world, you twit! And get that damn door open, we're already running out of time!"

Grabbing the nearest weapon, you decide on a large minigun for the moment, and bound straight out of the gate with gusto. A route to the nearest military base is set, automatically, and you take a moment to pack your mouth with a wad of bubblegum before continuing onwards to saving the FUCKING world.

As you approach the base, you find whoever in charge of the area attempting to contact you, and you decide to let them speak for the moment.

"This is the JSSD-"

You cut them off with a few well-placed expletives, and a few good-natured predictions of fortune involving a gigantic robot for good measure. They ARE persistent however and continue attempting to talk to you for some reason.

You don't exactly like that so much.

"If I hear any more words coming out of your cunt mouth, I'm going to need to chew every single pack of bubblegum in this cockpit." You retort caustically through the gaggle of military jargon spewed at you from their line.

You soon see your targets come into view, though your HUD picked them up almost kilometers away as potential targets and enemies. Bringing your massive firearm to bear, you decide to take a moment to consider the potential results of annihilating a military base. Not every uniform in that base was a death squad member or affiliated with the JSSDF, but at the same time, failure to purge may result in stragglers rampaging through NERV later.

>THE EMPEROR KNOWS HIS OWN
>Controlled demolitions
>Cuck out like Shinji would

>>534516
>>Controlled demolitions
And spout off cheesy one-liners the whole time.

>>534497
>Thanks,God-Tier!
You're welcome, Ishmael.

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Alright, I must sleep. Probably be back after most of tomorrow due to timezone differences and shit. Leave your votes and have fun, cheers!

(TLDR:WILL BE BACK YOU TWITS)

>>534556
So far, absolutely fucking awesome. Srsly, I'm impressed.

>Cuck out like Shinji would
lol

>>534516
>Controlled demolitions

>>534523
Third for this and cheesy one liners.

>>534556
What Timezone are you on?

>>535261
I'm Asking the question.

>>537158
Are you up, Ishmael?

>>537529
Helloooo? Are you up, Ishmael?

>>537977
You said to them that you are probably going be back after most of today. Where are you, Ishmael?

>>537982
Sorry that I am bragging you. I didn't mean to do it. I was just asking.

>>537989
I am sooooo sorry for bragging buuuuut....
Are you still here, Ishmael?

>>538077
I am saying, are you still here, Ishmael? Because people had voted for Controlled demolitions and you still did not respond yet.

>>539194
Hence that I am saying, are you still up, Ishmael?

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Sorry, couldn't reply for a while because I'm on vacation! Back for now.

(Sorry guys I wasn't able to update, circumstances were a little tight.)

Broadcasting at max volume to the JSSDF forces, you make sure to stand up in your cockpit and lean against the glass.

"I FUCKED ALL OF YOUR MOMS!" You scream while slamming your now visible boner against the glass, knowing that the JSSDF, NERV and pretty much everyone else of note have involuntary front-row seats to the Isaac-Show. Almost immediately, the hellish flash of weapons fire of every kind erupts from the army base, drowning the skies in an unholy barrage of missiles, tracers, and god-knows-what-else-the-retarded-army-fucking-has.

These are the mysterious government forces? What a bunch of fucking amateurs, giving away their allegiances like that. Marking each enemy unit actively firing, you set UNIT-01 to automatic after checking and double checking the solutions. After finally finishing your work, you check around the cockpit to see if the staff have left any goodies around; after a few minutes, you finally have to call off your search. A bunch of no-good Puritans, those NERV techs are, would it have killed them to leave some a hot pocket or a pop tart around here?

Returning to the controls, you check the time on your phone and find that the JSSDF have been firing non-stop for almost ten minutes. You'd think they'd have stopped shooting by now but whatever, the Krazy Kool Kids at the top probably don't have anything better to do, or working brains, now that you think about it

You decide to hit the Big Red Button and stand up once more, this time broadcasting directly to NERV headquarters, meaning that all personnel there are now witnesses to your majesty.

"Ladies, remember, mine is even bigger."

Bullets the size of warheads stream out of your minigun, filling the air with thunderous explosions and propagating the illusion that some angry God has decided to take the field and dispense indiscriminate smiting. Every target swallows a short burst from the minigun; your EVA switching targets so fast the action looks decidedly like a cheater in a shooting game. After about a minute of automated death, you finally decide to zip up your pants and look away from the HD porn on your phone. An eerie silence falls over the "battlefield" (This was less a battle and more of a one-sided dicking, exactly how you prefer it.), though whether this is because you have virtually every frequency on mute at the moment or the incredible devastation you've unleashed, it becomes hard to tell.

(1/2)

>>539195
What did I tell you about badgering?

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>>539245
Liberally applying some hand-sanitizer, more for the benefit of the cleanup crew than for your cleanliness, you unmute NERV and lean all the way back in your fancy bio-suit-shit chair. Immediately you a cacophony of voices assaults your ears, prompting you to give the speakers a solid kick before cussing everybody out thoroughly. After you hear the noises recede a bit, you decide to give them the benefit of the doubt and unmute NERV once more. Thankfully, it seems the gaggle of voices has given way to the singular, rather irritated voice of Misato Katsuragi.

"Shinji, what the actual fuck did you just do?" She demands furiously, no doubt attempting to make sense of your rather dramatic reversal of the situation.

"Save you, the rest of NERV, and probably the rest of the world, babe." You reply, your drama skills at full-force to disarm the genuine hostility radiating from the other end of the line. Without mercy, your charisma assaults the commanding officer of NERV with instant success; such is the fate of those who would demand things of Isaac Isekai.

"How was attacking an army base saving us, exactly?" She presses, her voice a whole lot less aggressive than when this conversation started.

"Took out most of those JSSDF fags, established my FUCKING dominance over this pack, discovered I need to tell the techs to install a microwave and bring me some hot pockets next time I'm in this thing. Shit was groovy, sweetheart. But I'm not done just yet; I need to go slide my cock down Gendo's throat, know where he is?"

"Not sure, think I heard one of the squaddies saw him by the lower levels, should I tell someone to get him?"

You stretch out your arms and find yourself in need of a drink. All this dicking has made your throat rather parched, and no doubt you'll be more thirsty once you blow your load down Gendo's faggot mouth. You contemplate your decisions, all of which could have immediate consequences in the world.

>Get back to base, facefuck Gendo with your massive cock
>Try your incredible charisma on Misato and later Asuka for a threesome later tonight
>Hit the gym, take some 'roids, pimp out your EVA

(2/2)

>>539258
Sorry.

>>539264
>>Try your incredible charisma on Misato and later Asuka for a threesome later tonight
Oh hell yeah.

>>539264
>Hit the gym, take some 'roids, pimp out your EVA

Wait
What happened to the other EVA series?

>>539305
What do you mean, exactly?

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>>539312
These

>>539331
By assfucking the JSSDF, they didn't take over NERV yet. Which means they aren't going to mass produce the new EVA units en masse. You still have to stop Gendo from being a faggot though.

>>539335
I see

>>539270
This is the clear answer

>>539266
I didn't mean to do any badgering, please forgive me.

You know Asuka is your designated piece of ass this movie, but shit, Misato put in some fucking work too, not to mention also being a fucking bombshell. Now that you think about it, she can GET it, and any man would be a damn liar if he said no. Which leads you to your next thought, why not bring the two together and bang it out, and the longer you dwell on it, the more determined you become.

"Hey sweetums, after I go and save the world, how about you join me and Asuka at the bar?"

She seems rather confused, and you know it's only by your charisma and acting talent that she doesn't straight out refuse your offer and possibly pistol whip you the next time she sees you around.

"Uh. Sure?"

Oh shit, baby, you are gonna SCORE tonight. You cut off the connection before you can respond and plot a course straight for Asuka's hospital room in your EVA, sprinting and jumping over buildings and pedestrians alike with the kind of vigor that only men in the pursuit of pussy possess. Arriving at your Asuka's location, you grab the minigun and use it to smash an entire wall open, splattering wood and brick in an explosive wave. Jumping out of the cockpit and using UNIT-01's extended arm as a ladder, you descend into the traumatized room with single-minded determination.

Asuka's head pops out from under her bedcovers, her expression of shock rapidly changing to fury as she recognizes you amidst the wreckage.

"Shinji! What the fuck was tha-"

You grab her shoulders and shake her vigorously before staring straight at her with a look that freezes her planned tongue lashing.

"Asuka, if I make it back, will you party with me?

"Back from wha-"

"Yes or No!"

"Y-yes?"

"FUCK YES!" You scream, and with a loud display of exultation, you scramble back up to the cockpit and immediately get UNIT-01 sprinting down Tokyo-03 like Usain-fucking-Bolt, narrowly avoiding destroying half the city in your berserk dash.

(1/2)

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>>539585
Kicking in the door to the mech bay and sending the blast door flying through the gap, to the astonished and ducking heads of the NERV staff, you park UNIT-01 as fast as you can and jump out of the cockpit and then duck into a roll. Without wasting a moment, you snatch a Latte from an unfortunate tech in your path and continue sprinting towards the control room while guzzling it down with efficiency. Making it to one of the main elevators, you contemplate what you'll bring with you to take out Gendo with, knowing him he probably is either armed or possesses some high degree of skill in close combat.

Not that it matters to you, the faster you can kill this four-eyed nerd faggot, the faster you can get to having the night of your life.

>Search the armory for a gun
>Hit the bar, break a bottle of something and use it as a knife
>Take some drugs

(2/2)

>>539606
>>Take some drugs
Also, invite Maya Ibuki to our party. We can make it a four-way!

>>539606
>Take some drugs

>>539264
>Hit the gym, take some 'roids, pimp out your EVA

Man, it's like there's no other choice!

Fuck
>>539606

>Take some drugs

Sorry guys, won't be able to update for a bit.

Thanks for sticking around, I know I will until this is done.

>>539908
Np man, it's worth the wait.

>>539908
Keep on a good job, Ishmael.

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