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DISCLAIMER: this quest won't follow the tabletop rules of DDD but will try to be instead a narrative(ish) quest.

The Four and Half Hells. The most dreaded place in all existance, pillar of onyx scratching the sky like angry claws. Seas of fire and brimstone light up the lower part of the pillars, creating a weird contrast between the sky and the ground.

The air is hot and filled with screams of agony. In the distance, flocks of demonic wyrms fly in search of new creatures to fight and torment.

Truly a unique and bewildering place.
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Too bad you've been living here all your demonic existance and now it's just the most boring sight you could think of.

At least when you were on the material world things were more colourful...

You need to come up with something to do before you fall asleep again.

WHAT TO DO?
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>>522878
fondle self
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>>522878
Consult with your succubus (male) friends for something to do
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>>522896
Seconding this, consult with the imps from the last quest
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>>522878
Try to trick two demons you don't like into to fighting each other.
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>>522878
Put on your best lava resistant slingshot bikini and go to the area where those who were unfaithful to their wives and partners are beaten in the genitals with flaming iron rods if they so much think dirty thoughts. Your best score is 63 perverts so far.
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Read romance novels. Ones with knights.
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>fondle self

That's gonna keep you busy for a bit at least.

But it gets old quick since you don't really have anyone to tease or any soul to corrupt.
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>Try to trick two demons you don't like into to fighting each other.

You peek from beyond your spire.

Succubus: "HEEEY~"

Imp 2034155: "What's up, succubus?"

Imp 3010221: "Hey"

Succubus: "Imp 1503843 said you guys are lame~. "

Imp 3010221: "Wow what a fucking asshole"

Succubus: "You should teach that guy a lessons~."

Imp 2034155: "We can't. the Baron Lass'pah'dah is requesting our presence. Wanna come too?"

> Consult with your succubus (male) friends for something to do
> Seconding this, consult with the imps from the last quest

Succubus: "Oh? What for?"

Imp 3010221: "Something about master O'takku i think"

Succubus: "PASS!"
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>Put on your best lava resistant slingshot bikini and go to the area where those who were unfaithful to their wives and partners are beaten in the genitals with flaming iron rods if they so much think dirty thoughts. Your best score is 63 perverts so far.

>Read romance novels. Ones with knights.

Suffering soul: "YAAAAAARGH"

43

Suffering soul: "AYEEEEEEEEEE"

44

Suffering soul: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK!"

Oh that's the guy with three testicles.

45,5

I'd say this is going well. Maybe it's good to just relax. Surely better than being around that creepy assholes of the cult.

Suffering soul: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

46,5
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Aww crud...

Someone is contacting you via communication spell.

You hope it's not O'takku. You really are not in the mood to deal with that loser.
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Oooooh! Well, this surely is new...

Pint-sized Paladin: "Uuuuh... h-hello? Is this w-working? Anyone... there?"

WHAT TO DO?
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>>526090
tease!
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Innuendo. Perhaps something about him needing a can opener.
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>>526090
Flirt relentlessly. Push up your girls a bit to give her a show.
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>>526128
>him
PP is a lady, check out the beach pic in the last thread
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>>526160
Bump
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>>526090

Tease the man in the cute tin can. Put on a better expression first.
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>>526162
As long as the armor doesn't come off, nothing will change. PP is still a mostly holy knight that favors justice.
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>>526224

But... but...

What if the armor does come off?
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>>526242
We'll deal with that when it happens! I don't really care much for PP's gender since I'll still be playing as a righteous paladin of justice, that somehow is being tainted.
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>tease!

>Innuendo. Perhaps something about him needing a can opener.

>Flirt relentlessly. Push up your girls a bit to give her a show.

>Tease the man in the cute tin can. Put on a better expression first.

Succubus: "Hello. I wasn't expecting you to call me back so soon~"

Pint-sized Paladin: "UH! Oh... yes... hello! I..."

Succubus: "You found the ritual on the back of the pamplets, eh?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Y-yes"

Succubus: "I'm glad you came back to see the goods"

You push up your chest, giving the paladin a better look at it.

Succubus: "Are you ready to get out of your shell? Wanna show me how proficient you are with your holy mace? Mmmmmh~?"
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Pint-sized Paladin: "Uhm actually..."

Succubus: "Yeeees?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Since the last time we met... i kinda..."

Succubus: "Yeeeeeeeeees?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "I mean, since you are clearly so b-beautiful and... experienced"

Succubus: "Mmmmmh-hmmmmm?"
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Pint-sized Paladin: "W-would you mind giving me some dating tips?"

Succubus: "Oh I wo... wait what?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "S-see... They... kinda skip certain topics in Paladin School..."

Succubus: "..."

Pint-sized Paladin: "And... and there is this really cute guy i've been adventuring with... but... i don't really know what to do... about... things..."

Succubus: "..."

WHAT TO DO
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>>526667
Well, that kind of hurts...

Wait, why are we bummed out?

"...so, are you asking me out on a practice date then?"

Wait for possible yes.

"Well, ah, I don't really have anything to do on Satudas... Do you want to summon me to the beach in the afternoon? Maybe visit the boardwalk? I've never seen an ocean with water in it..."
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>>526667
Ask who the guy is we need to know what the guy is like before we can give good advice and ask if Pint-sized Paladin knows every about sex and ask Paladin too take off the helmet we need to see what we are working with.
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>>526708
Anything not every
How do I mass that up.
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>>526700
Seconding this idea

OH BABY!

Time for some wild and sexy ...actually a very heart-warming and emotional story about love, desire and broken hearts

Maybe some tasteful Yuri scenes, here or there
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>>526700
Oh, yeah, buy a nice pretty sun dress with a cute sun hat. Just because we're a Succubus, it doesn't mean we don't want to look cute sometimes.

Also, because you enjoy the irony of wearing something associated with virginal young women. Hell is really big on irony.
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>>526719
>Succubus in a cute summer outfit
DEAR GOD YES
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>>526729
>>526719
You are both men of exquisite taste.
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>>526667
Ask flatly if PP is not interested in girls.
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>>526700
>>526716
>>526719

All of this.
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>Well, that kind of hurts...
>Wait, why are we bummed out?


>Ask who the guy is we need to know what the guy is like before we can give good advice and ask if Pint-sized Paladin knows anything about sex

>Ask flatly if PP is not interested in girls.

Pint-sized Paladin: "D-did i say something wrong?"

Succubus: "No, you... just kinda surprised me. Not interested in the fair sex?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Uh?"

Succubus: "Nevermind~. Do tell me a couple of things. How deep was your Sex Ed in Paladin School?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Uuuh. It kinda stopped right after the 'celibacy is great' if i remember correctly"

Succubus: "Figures"

Paladins...

Succubus: "Mmmmmh~. Tell me more about this guy."

Pint-sized Paladin: "Well. It's the pointy hat guy i told you about when... we first met..."

Succubus: "Oooh right. I wasn't kinda paying attention to that i was too busy undressing you with my mind~"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Uuuuuh"

Succubus: "Go on~"

Pint-sized Paladin: "W-well... he's kinda clumsy and unlucky. But he never let that get him down... He is also really reliable and knows a lot of trivia and uh... uuhm..."

Succubus: "Daww~"
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>"...so, are you asking me out on a practice date then?"

Succubus: "So what you had in mind? Giving tips like this won't really work if i don't know much of you. What about a practice date? That way i can get to know what i can work with."

Pint-sized Paladin: "Uuuuh... The t-two of us?"

Succubus: "Yes~"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Uuuuuuuuuuh... O-ok i think? But no tricks!"

>"Well, ah, I don't really have anything to do on Satudas... Do you want to summon me to the beach in the afternoon? Maybe visit the boardwalk? I've never seen an ocean with water in it..."

Succubus: "Neat~. What about seeing me in two-three days? Do you have anyone that can summon me?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "Who me? N-no that'd be heresy"

Succubus: "Isn't heresy talking to me as well?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "..."

Succubus: "Just teasing you. I'll find a way~. Then we can go to a nice place. Maybe the beach. Do you have beaches there?"

Pint-sized Paladin: "We have a really nice lakeshore? Near the village. W-would that be ok?"

Succubus: "Yeah i can work with that~"

>ask Paladin too take off the helmet we need to see what we are working with.

Succubus: "Oh! One more thing! Take off your helmet, please. I wanna see what i'm working with"

Pint-sized Paladin takes off the helmet.

Succubus: "Ooooh yeah. I can work with that~"

Pint-sized Paladin: "What?"

Succubus: "Nothing~. See you in a couple days~"
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>Oh, yeah, buy a nice pretty sun dress with a cute sun hat. Just because we're a Succubus, it doesn't mean we don't want to look cute sometimes.
>Also, because you enjoy the irony of wearing something associated with virginal young women. Hell is really big on irony.

Time to get ready!

It's a good thing a tailor was corrupted recently by one of your friends. It let you nab some really nice outfits in exchange of a couple favors.

You'll have to work your way around a sun hat, since those are way too flammable and won't last here at all. Also horns. Horns tend to be a problem when you want to wear hats.

Actually. Even if you agreed to a date, you are sure you should plan something for it. You are more than sure that the paladins idea of a date is either a holy crusade or a 6 hours prayer session and that sounds as enjoyable as it sounds.

What could you two do? And what could YOU do to the little innocent paladin?

WHAT TO DO[/]
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>>528277
Go for a walk on the lakeshore and give Paladin some tips on how to get her soon too be boyfriend to notice her as a woman and how to seal the deal with him.
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>>528277
dating rule 1# get your partner a nice present ( even by practice dates ) like a nice cursed amulet or a shine haunted ring
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>>528293
>>528294

If things between PP/Succubus doesn't go all that peachy, we might vouch for a certain friends of ours. RR seems the type that would like the succubus
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>>528277
We could take a nice swim and get her to try on some cute swim suits~
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>>528329
>PP has clearly had a crush on someone since the first thread
>still trying to shack her up with the succubus
my man
you are barking up the wrong tree
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>>528341
>implications
Read my post again, I said IF things don't go peachy. If the succubus tries to hold hands with PP, then things might get out of control...

The other thing is that PP mentioned it's someone with a pointy hat but if you look closely both RR and MM have point hats
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>>528363
>he's kinda clumsy and unlucky
>but he never let that get him down
>He is also really reliable and knows a lot of trivia and uh
>he
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>>528379

I don't know what's the point of your post, I know that PP has a crush on MM
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>>528277
Before you head out for your date, have a dream in which you and PP are at the beach, looking at the sunset, and PP starts laying on hands with you, lowering you to the sand, smiting you with her soft, supple lips, firm hands holding you safe and secure, and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP well shit, that's your alarm! So much for that dream, ah well!

During the date, go clothes shopping with PP, find her something cute to wear for that undeserving doofus of a love interest. You bet he a caster supremacist.
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>dating rule 1# get your partner a nice present ( even by practice dates ) like a nice cursed amulet or a shine haunted ring

Of course! Even if it is a pretend date, it's still a date. Gonna show the paladin how things work.

She's so going to love this little amulet you picked off a dead paladin.

Hopefully they weren't related.
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>Go for a walk on the lakeshore and give Paladin some tips on how to get her soon too be boyfriend to notice her as a woman and how to seal the deal with him.

>We could take a nice swim and get her to try on some cute swim suits~

>During the date, go clothes shopping with PP, find her something cute to wear for that undeserving doofus of a love interest. You bet he a caster supremacist.

Oooh yessss. You are really curious to see what's under that armor. And then pick the best cute or hot swimsuit to fit on her.

>Before you head out for your date, have a dream in which you and PP are at the beach, looking at the sunset, and PP starts laying on hands with you, lowering you to the sand, smiting you with her soft, supple lips, firm hands holding you safe and secure, and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP well shit, that's your alarm! So much for that dream, ah well!

And of course, since she seems so clueless, you'll have to show her how things are done. It is way easier and better to just give a hand on hand lesson no?.

Just thinking at how red that cute little innocent face can turn...

oooh and then...
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Wi'Aboo: "You seem rather cheerful today

Succubus: "BEEP!"

Wi'Aboo: "Where do you think you are going, dressed like that?

Ah crap. It's Cult Master Wi'Aboo, one of the leaders of the Demonic Cult alongside O'takku.

What is he even doing in these parts of the hells...

WHAT TO DO?
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>>529061

Just say you're you know... teasing the damned... tempting the righteous... plotting the downfall of all that is good and holy? Why? Did he need something?
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>>529061
Tell him your off to the surface world to tempt more mortals into breaking their wedding vows, so that the Adulterer Pit can restock. The screams they make are missing a few octaves.

(Immediately after saying wedding vows, get an image in your head about PP giving you an engagement ring, followed by you walking down the isle in a wedding dress. Blush furiously)
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>>529095
>two girls getting married
B-but that's forbidden love!

>>529090
Sounds about right. We're plotting to sully a pure and righteous warrior.
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>>529095
>>529109
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>>529061
Also
>Wi'Aboo is swole
Damn, for a Wi'Aboo he's pretty /fit/
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>>529061
If the others suggestions don't work tell him O'takku made you wear the dress.
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>>529117
>>529109
Of course! For one thing, it'll be a paladin breaking their vow of celibacy. For another, it's a woman marrying another woman. And finally, it is a paladin being tempted into a pact of a sort by a succubi!

TRIPLE HERESY SCORE!

Plus, it doesn't hurt that you kind of "like" like her. That's a huge plus, especially since other succubi often get roped into shotgun pacts nowadays...
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>>529061
Turn the tables! Hit on him!
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>Turn the tables! Hit on him!

Succubus: "O-oh master Wi'Aboo. Have you gotten even bigger than the last time i saw you? Your shoulders look way broader and your muscles so much more..."

Wi'Aboo: "Don't beat around. Answer me."

>Just say you're you know... teasing the damned... tempting the righteous... plotting the downfall of all that is good and holy? Why? Did he need something?

>Tell him your off to the surface world to tempt more mortals into breaking their wedding vows, so that the Adulterer Pit can restock. The screams they make are missing a few octaves. (Immediately after saying wedding vows, get an image in your head about PP giving you an engagement ring, followed by you walking down the isle in a wedding dress. Blush furiously)

>Sounds about right. We're plotting to sully a pure and righteous warrior.

>Of course! For one thing, it'll be a paladin breaking their vow of celibacy. For another, it's a woman marrying another woman. And finally, it is a paladin being tempted into a pact of a sort by a succubi!

Succubus: "Oh... you know... the usual... Going out in the material world, corrupt innocent souls... ruin marriages. Maybe seduce and sully an innocent and holy paladin for our deeds... just the usual"

Wi'Aboo: "I see..."
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He suddenly grabs you by the neck and lifts you up without any effort.

Wi'Aboo: "Maybe the same paladin you helped two days ago, when you sold out O'takku? the same bastard that stole our pamplets, slowing our plans! "

Succubus: "Rrrrrrrgh"

Wi'Aboo: "We needed those pamplets to get more people in the cult so that we can summon more and more demons. Or we won't be able to assault the Secret Temple and get the Rod of Redundancy. Have you forgot about it?"

Succubus: "Kkkkkkh!"

Wi'Aboo: "We had to pay a mercenary necromancer to get those back. It costed us a lot, but he's already found the village and he's about to attack it. Hopefully we'll get those pamplets back and the paladin will be eliminated before he finds out about our plan..."

Succubus: "Hhhhhhhh!"

Wi'Aboo: "So! You are forbidden to go anywhere. Have i made myself clear? "

WHAT TO DO?
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PLANE SHIFT!
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>>530778
"Why are you choking me?! Wasn't that stuff just porn?!"
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>>530778
You say that like those pamphlets had important information on them, but you know that it's just smut, you asshole! Now let go of my dress!
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>>530794
>>530782
How do we know that the pamphlets are smut?

>>530778
A simple sir yes sir will probably be good enough to let us off the hook. Demons are liars anyway so we can easily go back on our word.
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>>530778

Sir yes sir. I won't go anywhere until we recover your porno mags. You know, if you wanted to see the goods, you could have just asked...
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>>530851

Previous quest. They were described as pinups of Succubus with a call number on the back. It's basically a scheme to get a bunch of weak, pimply and perverted cultists to join up.
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>>531311
Yeah but Succubus-chan doesn't know that.
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>PLANE SHIFT!

You wish you could do that, but only summoners can move things among dimensions.

>"Why are you choking me?! Wasn't that stuff just porn?!"
>Sir yes sir. I won't go anywhere until we recover your porno mags. You know, if you wanted to see the goods, you could have just asked...
>You say that like those pamphlets had important information on them, but you know that it's just smut, you asshole! Now let go of my dress!

You try to say something but his hand is still chocking you.

Wi'Aboo: "Oh right"

He slightly releases his grip.

Succubus: "Y-yes sir. I won't g-go anywhere! B-but i think you might be o-overreacting. It was just a pile of artistic nudes pin-ups O'takku had me posed for..."

Wi'Aboo: "You dumb wench. While i do not agree with O'takku's sexual choices he had a good plan. Those pamplets were helping our cult grow, before that Holy Imbecile came and ruined everything."

Succubus: "I'm s-s-sorry, Sir! I won't do anything anymore... C-can you put me down? I do not want to ruin this dress"

Wi'Aboo: "You should worry about other things rather than your stupid dress"

He begins anew to crush your throat.

Succubus: "GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!"
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>>531318

She was litterally posing for those in the very first adventure actually ahah.
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Wi'Aboo: "..."

He throws you abruptly to the ground

Wi'Aboo: "You should be grateful that O'takku has a really soft spot for you..."

He looks at you, and you can feel the disgust in his eyes, despite the mask.

Wi'Aboo: "Do not let me catch you compromising Baron Lass'pah'dah's plans. Or i swear i'll do worse than just sending you to the prison of Dakki'ma'kura. Understood?"

Succubus; "Y-yes, Sir"

You wait, laying on the ground until he's completely gone.
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That stupid brute...

The hells used to be at least tolerable before Baron Lass'pah'dah started the cult...

And your poor sundress. Ruined...

WHAT TO DO?
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>>531333
Try to contact PP again, but instead of trashy, act more sincere about your emotions. You may be a whore of the pit, but you have feelings too
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>>531346
This
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>>531333
Why is a mortal allowed to assault demons? Who's in charge of hell? Go complain.
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>>531333
She needs a paladin smooch, asap!
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Link to the previuos quest?
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>>531333
Make plans to sneak into Wi'aboo's quarters to gain blackmail material. He might be a giant dickhead, but he does seem to have a soft spot for O'takku. Hopefully you can find something detailing his feelings for him.
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>>531928
https://archive.b-stats.org/qst/thread/383650# First thread
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=diminutive+dungeon+delvers the rest of the previous threads
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>>531333

We can fix the sundress by cutting the skirt shorter, making it sexier.
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>Why is a mortal allowed to assault demons? Who's in charge of hell? Go complain.

You wish you could complain, but Wi'aboo outranks you despite being a mortal. He works directly for Baron Lass'pah'dah, who rules directly over this part of the hells. He overthrew the previous monarch and has been ruthlessly making plans to expand his power on the material plane.

>We can fix the sundress by cutting the skirt shorter, making it sexier.

You can do that for sure. Even if it would ruin the cute/ironic factor you were going for.

>Try to contact PP again, but instead of trashy, act more sincere about your emotions. You may be a whore of the pit, but you have feelings too
>She needs a paladin smooch, asap!

You decide to cast the contact spell. Maybe seeing her clumsy face will make you feel better.
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The spell works, but the paladin doesn't seem to have kept the basin needed for the spell with her.

You catch a glimpse of one of the imps you have worked with. sweeping the floor with a broom.

Succubus: "Hey... Imp 2, right?"

Ian the Imp: "Mh?"
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Ian the Imp: "It's Ian"

Succubus: "Uh?"

Ian the Imp: "My name is Ian now. PP gave me that name"

Succubus: "She did? Wait, she didn't kill you?"

Ian the Imp: "Nah, she convinced the owner of the tavern and the city to give me a job. I'm paid 2 pieces of gold per month and i sleep in a closet"

Succubus: "Wow, that's..."

Ian the Imp: "Pretty great, right?"

Succubus: "Yeah! They gave a IMP a place to sleep? Unbelieavable!"

Succubus: "So... where is the pal... PP?"

Ian the Imp: "She went to buy an orphanage. She should be back later. Wanna leave her a message?"

>Make plans to sneak into Wi'aboo's quarters to gain blackmail material. He might be a giant dickhead, but he does seem to have a soft spot for O'takku. Hopefully you can find something detailing his feelings for him.

Succubus: "Mmmh actually... You worked for Wi'aboo before O'takku, right?"

Ian the Imp: "Unholy crap, yeah i did... What a nightmare. He used us as punching balls and targets for his training. It was a nightmare... I'm kinda glad i managed to move under O'takku's team. It worked out well after all."

Succubus: "You know where his quarters are by chance? He was here before and was a complete asshole. I want to get back at him."

Ian the Imp: "Yeah, he built a Demon-dojo near the pit of infinite blades. But i'd advise you to think twice about it. He doesn't like people nosing in his stuffs and gets violent."

Succubus: "Yeah, i noticed..."

WHAT TO DO?
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well, tell ian to work on a way to summon you while you go do that.
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>>533786

Agreed and tell Ian we will "personaly" reward him for his effort.
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>>533785
Ask him about what he thinks is going on between O'takku and Wi'aboo. For some reason, Wi'aboo seems to think quite a bit about what O'takku would think. He might be interested in him, in a non-business related capacity.

Ask Ian if he thinks that you might be able to come over and work at the bar as a barmaid. He knows you've got the goods, and that you can keep drunks off of yourself.

Also, get that tailor to fix your hem. The sexiness of a sundress is ironically related to how it covers up the legs, yet shows off the figure under it, cutting off the hem throws the whole sexy/cute balance out of whack!
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>>533786

Third.

>>533863

If we go with this, pick up a concealing garment/disguise as well as a couple of those pin cushions for makeshift caltrops/lockpicks.
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>Ask him about what he thinks is going on between O'takku and Wi'aboo. For some reason, Wi'aboo seems to think quite a bit about what O'takku would think. He might be interested in him, in a non-business related capacity.

Succubus: "Hey do you know if there is anything going between O'takku and Wi'aboo? Anything saucy?"

Ian the Imp: "No. They don't like each other but they need to keep a balance of power since internal struggling will tear apart the cult."

Succubus: "Lame"

>well, tell ian to work on a way to summon you while you go do that.
>Agreed and tell Ian we will "personaly" reward him for his effort.
>Ask Ian if he thinks that you might be able to come over and work at the bar as a barmaid. He knows you've got the goods, and that you can keep drunks off of yourself.

Succubus: "Hey... do you think i could work at the tavern? I think this place has become impossible to live in"

Ian the Imp: "Uhm yeah i don't think there is a problem. I can vouch for you with PP"

Succubus: "Oh i am sure i can vouch for myself with her ~"

Ian the Imp: "Oh my"

Succubus: "Can you do me a favour? They forbid me to come and go from here. But i'm sure i can get summoned. Mind doing that for me, sweety?"

Ian the Imp: "Sure, i need to get the materials for the ritual though. Might take a bit"

Succubus: "No problem, i'll keep myself busy by sneaking into Wi'aboo's lair"

Ian the Imp: "... be careful"

Succubus: "I will. And i promise i'll make up with you for this~"

Ian the imp: "Oh my"
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>Also, get that tailor to fix your hem. The sexiness of a sundress is ironically related to how it covers up the legs, yet shows off the figure under it, cutting off the hem throws the whole sexy/cute balance out of whack!

>If we go with this, pick up a concealing garment/disguise as well as a couple of those pin cushions for makeshift caltrops/lockpicks.

You give the dress to your demon friend. You'll pick it up later.

Too bad you have no idea where you could get disguises or lockpicks anywhere.

You fly toward the pit of infinite blades, where Wi'aboo's lair rest.

Eww that thing is tacky.

No windows that you can see. and the main door is guarded.

WHAT TO DO?
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>>534329
Look inside the skull at the top
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>>534329
On one hand, that skull on top is a tempting target. It's one of the only interesting features to check on the building, and the eyeholes might be an entryway or something. On the other hand, it seems like a quick way to get spotted if anyone is watching from the eyeholes.

> Check the skull on top.
I guess we could see if there are tunnels on the cliff face, or check the other sides of the building, or look at the back of the lower skull, or try to bluff our way through the front gates, but I'm going with this.
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>>534329

You realize a tailor could have MADE you a disguise, right? They also have bobby bins, shims, and needles, in other words, lock picks.

> Look inside the skull at the top. Gotta have skylights.
> Failing that, lead the guards out by suggesting there is an on fire sale going on at a local delicatessen.
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>>534329
Maybe you can sneak in through the eyesockets of the skull on top? Or maybe there's something around the back of the building.
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>You realize a tailor could have MADE you a disguise, right? They also have bobby bins, shims, and needles, in other words, lock picks.

Damn! That's true! But making a disguise takes time, and you don't really know how to use bobbypins as lockpicks.
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>Look inside the skull at the top
> Check the skull on top.
> Look inside the skull at the top. Gotta have skylights.
Maybe you can sneak in through the eyesockets of the skull on top? Or maybe there's something around the back of the building.

You fly, hidden among the smoke clouds, and reach the top of the structure.

The eyesockets are actually empty and large enough to sneak in.

The top of the skull is completely empty, and leads to a room right under it.
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You sneak down into the room and later into a corridor. Right behind the corner the corridor continues, but there is also an armed cultist guard, guarding a door.

He hasn't noticed you.

WHAT TO DO?
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get a rock and throw it over his head so it lands on the other side of him without being able to see where it came from.
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>>536806
A-Aren't you a succubutt? Seduce the poor bastard and then knock it out.
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>>536814
That might be a risky idea. Consider that these are workers in hell, they are probably used to and/or built up a resistance to the succubi influence. A diversion might be our best bet.
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>>536818
rock throw in the opposite direction is best plan, so far.
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do we have some succubus superpowers ... beside being the sexy's thing alive?
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>>536813
>>536823

Thirding
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>A-Aren't you a succubutt? Seduce the poor bastard and then knock it out.

>do we have some succubus superpowers ... beside being the sexy's thing alive?

Your powers pretty much revolve around seduction and soulstealing. You can fly, your aura makes enemies defenses less effective as they focus their attention on you, and you are able to steal life force from lesser creatures. Your physical strenght is also not incredible, despite it being superior to a normal human.


>get a rock and throw it over his head so it lands on the other side of him without being able to see where it came from.

>That might be a risky idea. Consider that these are workers in hell, they are probably used to and/or built up a resistance to the succubi influence. A diversion might be our best bet.

>Thirding

A distraction might work better. If these guy work for Wi'aboo they must be more prone to love fighting rather than having actual fun.

You ready your arm and throw a small rock you picked outside.
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Your throw is actually way shorter, as you didn't consider the lower ceiling and the rock lands right in front of the guard.

You hide behind the wall, cursing yourself. But then you hear the guard.

Cultist Guard: "WOOOOOOOOOO! THIS ROCK TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A DEMONWYRM HEAD!"
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Cultist Guard: "I GOTTA SHOW THIS TO THE GUYS! YOOOOOOOH!!!"

The guard runs toward the other end of the corridor and you can hear him run down a set of stair, leaving the corridor and the door unguarded.

Not... exactly what you had in mind, but it worked. That's the important part, no?

WHAT TO DO?
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>>537408
Open the door discreetly, but do not enter it nor make yourself visible through the opening
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>>537408
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Succubutts hump the dinosaur.
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>>537408
After wondering if Wi'aboo purposely hires dumb guards to make himself look smarter, sneak through the doors and look for some shadows to hide in.

Hopefully, you can find some sexy ninja girl robes to fit in better, as well.

Succubus Shinobi, away!
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>Open the door discreetly, but do not enter it nor make yourself visible through the opening

>Open the door. Get on the floor. Succubutts hump the dinosaur.

>After wondering if Wi'aboo purposely hires dumb guards to make himself look smarter, sneak through the doors and look for some shadows to hide in.

It must be really hard for Wi'aboo to find someone dumber than him... and yet you just witnessed that.

You open the door slightly and peek inside.
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Unfortunately there are no dinosaurs to hump. Bummer.

The door leads to an empty room, with another door right on the other side, closed. The room contains a table with some papers and a book on it, a wall covered in weapons, a cupboard and a shelf with parchments and books.

WHAT TO DO?
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examine papers!
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>>539234
Grab the katana and tie it to your back
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>>539234
Look at the scrolls and books
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Look at those ornaments on the left and in the cupboard.
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>>539234
See if there's any ninja robes in your size, grab a katana, then read the scrolls quickly, to see if there's any incriminating evidence.
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>>539234
Swipe some stuff and get the fuck outta dodge- we're just passing time anyway. Once we've been summoned we can ignore this until it becomes a problem again!
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>>539234
READ A BOOK
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>READ A BOOK

All the books are about war, fighting, exercising and... sword erotica.

You were not even sure this was a thing. and you are a SUCCUBUS!

>Look at those ornaments on the left and in the cupboard.

>See if there's any ninja robes in your size, grab a katana, then read the scrolls quickly, to see if there's any incriminating evidence.

The ornaments are actually a rice bowl, a plate and a bottle. all of them empty and dirty.

Inside the cupboard there is no cute outfit, only food and weights.

And you thought O'takku was the lamest person you have ever seen...
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>Grab the katana and tie it to your back

Among the weapons on the wall, you pick the katana, Wi'aboo's favourite weapon. You know that because it's litterally written on the hilt of the katana.

You strap it behind your back, between your wings. You don't know how to use it properly and it chafes the wings a bit. But you are sure Wi'aboo will be more than pissed to see that his beloved blade is missing.
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>examine papers!

OH!

The papers on the table are actually interesting.

They are copies of the plan of attack to the secret temple. And a copy of the contract among the cult leaders. Apparently the Baron will grant them whatever they want for their help.

And right as you scroll down you read that O'takku clause is receiving a harem. And your name appears in it. The harem is also supposedly lawfully obliged to only please him and be faithful to him.

OH!

HELLS!

NO!
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>Swipe some stuff and get the fuck outta dodge- we're just passing time anyway. Once we've been summoned we can ignore this until it becomes a problem again!

You put the papers in your... inventory.

There is apparently nothing else of interest in this room

WHAT TO DO?
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>>547838
Yoho blow the man down
By which I mean set this place on fire and get while the getting is hot and evil.
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>>547894
Let's not.

We've gotten what we wanted, let's bounce outta here and make sure we're VERY far away by the time ultra-nerd gets back.
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>>547838

> Why not switch your name on O'takku's list for Wi'aboo's?
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>>547905
these are copies. wi'aboo probably as the master versions in his office.

>>547838
time to go.
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>>547905
this
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>>547922

This IS Wi'aboo's office.
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>>547838
Time to deliver these plans to the cult's mortal enemy. PALADINS!
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Also steal a dagger for RR. Who knows, might be better than his.

No maces around for PP, huh?
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>>547905
>>547922
>>547933
>>547838

Okay. So, I realized why signing his name on there may not work. This is a copy of the agreement made with the Baron to the henchmen (which Otaku and Wi'aboo both are). The Baron has the original copy, most likely, and the one that most matters to switch the name on.

That is, unless Wi'aboo served as the notary and/or judiciary for the contract. Trust me, you don't need much of a brain to be a notary.
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>>548299

As a matter of fact, these guys don't really have the printing press, let alone copy and scan technology. Otherwise, they wouldn't have needed to get the pamphlets back showing the Succubus' goods. So this was either scribbled by hand to match the original, or it is the original.
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>>547838
Before you go, take a look at the more well worn pages of that "sword erotica" book. The techniques in it might be useful in case Wi'aboo comes back after your cute rear.

And let's face it. He totally is.
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>No maces around for PP, huh?

No maces. Apparently Wi'aboo is more into blades than other stuffs. A katana could still be a good gift for the paladin, right?

> Why not switch your name on O'takku's list for Wi'aboo's?

>these are copies. wi'aboo probably as the master versions in his office.

>Okay. So, I realized why signing his name on there may not work. This is a copy of the agreement made with the Baron to the henchmen (which Otaku and Wi'aboo both are). The Baron has the original copy, most likely, and the one that most matters to switch the name on.

>As a matter of fact, these guys don't really have the printing press, let alone copy and scan technology. Otherwise, they wouldn't have needed to get the pamphlets back showing the Succubus' goods. So this was either scribbled by hand to match the original, or it is the original.

These are clearly copies. The Baron has at least a hundred copy-imps at his service. Legal stuffs are really something demons are into, and the Baron loves to be sure that the contracts are saved in multiple copies.

>Before you go, take a look at the more well worn pages of that "sword erotica" book. The techniques in it might be useful in case Wi'aboo comes back after your cute rear.

You are quite sure that despite your innate elasticity you are never going to be able to replicate whatever Wi'aboo likes.

Unless you are reborn as a piece of metal, that's it...
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>Yoho blow the man down. By which I mean set this place on fire and get while the getting is hot and evil.

>Time to deliver these plans to the cult's mortal enemy. PALADINS!

>time to go.

Bringing the plans to the paladin might help thwarting Baron's greater plan and hopefully make the contract void.

Well, it's better to go before the guard is back.
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Wi'aboo: "EDDIE?!!? WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY IS NO ONE STANDING GUARD IN FRONT OF MY ROOM? I SWEAR THAT IF YOU ARE WENT OFF TO SHOW ROCKS TO PEOPLE AGAIN I'LL FUCKING M... "
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...

well shit!

Not going out from that part you guess...

WHAT TO DO?
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>>549156
Realize that you've been naked this entire time.
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hide!
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Stab sword through door to obtain dominance for defeating your superior.
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>>549156
Take out the sword erotica book and hold it hostage. You'll tear it up if he doesn't let you go!
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>>549156
block the front door with a sword to your left and use the back door
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>>549156
Hide on top of the door! No one ever looks up!
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>>549156
Lock his door.
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>>549156

> Slip a piece of paper discretely through the door, a note from the guard telling boss exactly where he went to show off that cool ass rock.
> Hopefully, he will be angry enough to just go after him.
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Go out the back door!
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>>549729
this but include that he thinks Wi'aboo weapon collection is lame especially the kitana
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hehehe... "back door"
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>Realize that you've been naked this entire time.

You consider yourself overdressed actually. With all this belt chafing your wings.

>Stab sword through door to obtain dominance for defeating your superior.

The door seem to be rather thick and strenght isn't really your forte. You are sure you won't be able to kill Wi'aboo with an attack like that.

>block the front door with a sword to your left and use the back door
>Lock his door.
>Go out the back door!

> Slip a piece of paper discretely through the door, a note from the guard telling boss exactly where he went to show off that cool ass rock.
>this but include that he thinks Wi'aboo weapon collection is lame especially the katana

You block the door instantly and while Wi'aboo tries to open the door, you scribble a quick note.

Wi'aboo: "What the..."

You slip the note while he is still distracted and you hear him grab it a second or two later.

Wi'aboo: "EDDIE?!! What the fuck! HOW DARE HE?!!?"

Phew, that might have bought you a couple minutes to sneak back.
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Wi'aboo: "I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT"

Ok... it might have bought you only few seconds instead...
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>hide!

>Hide on top of the door! No one ever looks up!

You manage to crawl on top of the doorframe right before Wi'aboo opens the door and bursts in.

Wi'aboo: "... WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY PRECIOUS KATANA! EDDIE! I SWEAR I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT THOSE FUCKING DUMB ROCKS."

He doesn't seem to have noticed you

WHAT TO DO?
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>>555533
Be very, very quiet.
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>>555533
DO NOTHING
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>>555533
Hope to Lilith he doesn't look up. Sneak out the door while he's putting his katana back.
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>>555533
Wait until he enters the room, then exit behind him
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>>555533
crawl through the space between the door and his head



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