>>522833
Let's do this.

WHERE MY MANLETS AT?

Here I am.

>>522843

Reporting sire

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Any humans here? I need ya.

yay fresh bread

>>522845
I think there should be four more until our avatar wakes up.

I think we should reshape our government into a monarchy/meritocracy.

Where the most capable male becomes the avatar/king and the most capable female becomes the high priestess/Queen

>>522833
Here for the new thread

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>522848
I'm here

>>522853
I would support a monarchy but I still want the council to be a thing just for rp purposes.

>>522862
Orcs are becoming too strong. We are trying to thin them out with raids. This turn we are gonna create golems and attack. Next turn we will make swords with our new metalworks tech.

>>522863
So a monarchy where the king mostly deals with wars and general policy and a council that handles all the small,day to day administrative stuff?

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Almost forgot, here be the anchor post. Give me your recaps.

>>522875
The king knows we exist now.

>>522879
Fug

I don't think any orcs are around.
I'm thinking.
Culture: Sacrifice 4 orcs to buff Wanpanch also check blessing costs I guess.
Action: Make some meteorite Orc tools to move into the space rock age.

>>522874
This sounds good. Have the council be like a Roman senate during the imperial era by just having it do less important stuff. For a normal action should we have another orgy? I think we still only have like 10 Elves.

>>522875
Heres what we got

Do the "Ritual" dragon god wanted us to do, have messia sit it out during it and talk to dragon god to ensure it goes smoothly

Send messia and friends enter the portal and look for stuff

>>522884
Maybe we should make it a law to have orgies regularly starting this turn and have the divine priestess sing during it because

>>522886
sure I'll support

>>522848
Whatsup hats?

>>522892
So declare a King and Queen while retaining the Elven council and make orgies a regular thing to increase population. Sounds good. Although I think we should make it so that PsychoElf can't be king.

>>522875
OH SHIT , i got here at the BEST timing!!

>>522875
Alright, here we go.
Action: Send an expedition along with the dragons led by King Kobs the I to the portal.
Tech: Establish chemistry labs in order to experiment with our resources in a manner that doesn't get us all killed. We need to keep experimenting with our metals to discover something new and stronger than bronze.
It'll be within the citadel as an add-on.

>>522909
We should make the king and queen determined by a contest.

And start it before he wakes up.

Then he can't be king.

>>522905
Eyyy
>>522852
Fellow Barb?
>>522862
Thoughts?

Check the suggested recap Solid and I came up with.
>>522869

>>522911
So what your saying is were going full metal alchemist in this house?

>>522916
Ye.

>>522909
Ayy, just make him the Royal ambassador or champion of something, ya silly elf.

>>522916

Excellent. Grand Smeltery soon i hope.

>>522916

Pretty much

>>522909
Why wouldn't you want a man with a holy butt plug as your king?

>>522915
I agree with your ideas.
What if we make weapons out of meteorite, since we have an easy access to it?

>>522913
>>522875
So our recap.
Actuon: Have a archery or something contest to select King and Queen
Cultural: Have the High Priestess over see and sing during daily orgies

>>522924
That is where our metal comes from.

>>522915
Yeah, I like the golem idea, and the orc are the only credible threat. Part of me wants to absorb them into a mighty empire and rule all other races, but I don't think it'll happen.

Tl;dr version: Yeah, I support it.

>>522886
NO No NO wait a minute we forgot to finish the holy enchantments! Don't be so careless. Abort the expidition!

>>522915
yeah (barbaric senpai)

>>522875
Barbarian Humans and Skellies begin to build a force of bone golems from arena animals and slain enemies. Their bones are covered with stonearmor thanks to rockology creating the Stonebone Golems

Barbarians attack Orc camp again.

>>522927
Lemme edit that so no fuck ups occur.
>>522875
Make our government a monarchy where the king and queen are decided by a bow and magic contest.
But we keep the council to handle the small stuff


Have daily orgies to increase pop that the current priestess sings at.

>>522930
We finished them last turn, check the turn sheet.

>>522875
Well there goes our bloodshed
Action: Hunt.
Action: Hunt.

>>522935
>>522875
Adding: we attack with everything we got.

>>522883
Alright but leave some for the goblins

>>522939
>>522875
Wait shit nevermind an orc showed up.

>>522938
Oh shit nvm then.

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>all these nvm(s)

>>522944
I'm in favor of the first plan.
Specifically we should sacrifice the four orcs who lost in the first round of the tournament

>>522952
So sacrifice 4 orcs and buff Wanpunch + check blessing prices.
Bang space rocks together to advance to the space age?

>>522950
The King has us spooked

>>522938
We finished enchantment?

Dragon to do list:
Upgrade SMITE to greater SMITE

Force Messiah to make babies

Test out resurrection on sentient tribe people. We tested it on moles but they became good(?) undead, what if its a tribesman? I say we abduct one of the undead humans have

We had some loot from the portal surroundings right? Use that to talk to dragon god about something

Make Messiah create the Ten Commandments, not sure what were gonna add we can discuss this

We have some bloodbuff magic from the orcs right? Can we merge bloodbuff aura and holy aura for messiah?

Research earth golems for the manlets to pilot in case of combat

Make hotsprings bath houses

Evolve the kobbos even further

Seek out and tame some of our distant cousins and gift them to kobbos (for a price) as mounts

>>522947
Next turn I think we should work on home like enhancing the citadels capabilities. I was thinking combining the holy shield with wind magic so theres a constant storm around the citadel that only we control along with the anti undead part.

Also what did you want to do with the enchatments? So we can put some of your ideas in place also.

>>522960
the four who get sacrificed should be the four beginning loosers of the orc chief battle thing!

>>522960
Yes. Only SOME of the space rocks though.
Just in case.

>>522961
Don't worry, he's just a spectator

For now

>>522968
>>522875
Sacrifice 4 orcs and buff Wanpunch + check blessing prices.
Bang a couple space rocks together to advance to the space age

>>522875
1. Forge half the meteorite ore into weapons
2. Sacrifice Half Skull, X Mark, Wolf Face, and Steve to power up Wanpunch

>>522964
We should have Messiah indoctrina- err 'preach' our younglings not to be greedy with semen in order to increase birth rates. Also something about whenever hoard is inevitably lost due to jew god, to direct hostility towards external conflict and perhaps add in blood rage magic and create greed rage magic where we rampage for phat loot?

>>522964
Obviously levitating the entire construction of the citadel to an extent to make it more stable, trap a whole bunch of shit, caverns included, have schools in there as well as a military academy in order to develope the finer points of stratagem i.e. Give us battlefield and overall combat bonuses. Other than that make drag-maghan, a brutal martial art focusing on the body and how to best utilize/destroy it.

>>522974
>Dragons having to remind themselves not to be greedy with semen.

>>522979
If we levitate, meteors from above will fuck us up as we have less reaction time since the meteor will take less time to reach us.

Also if our magic randomly turns off, were fucked when we crash

>>522979
I quite like the idea of working on levitating the whole citadel with enchantments, combined with the storm/holy shield will make it almost impossible to shoot down when traveling.

>>522983
Kek

>>522833
What squad should I join?

>>522991
Orcs always need people.

>>522991
Whichever you like

>>522991
>>522995

>>522994
ORCS ORCS ORCS

>>522991
Ayy, orcs could use help.

>>522984
>Barbarians fire a meteor at us
>Move to the side as meteors cant change course
I really like that idea for levitation and it'll be nice being able to leave whenever we need to

>>523001
If we can move it, then I can get behind it. But if it just makes us go up and down its suicide

Whats our actions for this turn?

>>523006
This turn were gonna explore the portal and do the "ritual" to get the avatar.

>>523010
When are we creating an official currency for everyone?
Manlets are the only one that can mine metal naturally without meteors, so can we mine gold and smelt it in to coins?

I mean, were not legitimate jews if we dont have a monopoly on banking and currency

Hi.

>>522970
>>522972
Ok you two roll for it

Rolled 6025 (1d9001)

>>523024
But they're the same ...

>>523015
Well we kinda do already have currency with all those gold coins we just find everywhere laying around and stick into our hoards, unless you want to make a new one.

>>523024
They're the exact same.

>>523033
What's special about orcs

>>523039
Charisma

>>523029
Its too early to think about it but since we have a monopoly on the mines we can jew everyone.

But first we need something the other races would want enough to trade for. But we will only accept our coins so they have to sell something of theirs at a currency exchange booth for the coins at high prices in order to buy it in the first place.

We get most of our coins back, something from them all for one thing of ours. Its the ultimate jew. We can also start lending coins as a bank and since we jewed most of our coins back already from the earlier trade, they cant possibly pay back the loan since they have no way of generating the currency without trading more of their own stuff away.

Plus delicious interest.

>>523039
They're the weeb faction with [Stands]

>>523042
Good point

>>523033
I said roll!

>>523039
well...
they got saitama orc.

>>523039
We get a bloodshed bonus of 10 at base level.
It goes up by 10 per fight we get in.
It caps at 100.
It resets on new threads.
Hunts count as fights.
We're camping out in the old elf forest with a bonus of 42 for any defense rolls.
That's about it right now.
>>523048
Yer a grot.

>>523050
Just say that you guys are the weeb tribe already. It explains enough

>>523054
The numbers are important.

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>>523050

OP, what are we waiting for?

>>523050
Well, are we forced to be generic war monger?

>>523060
Thats the humans. But they do it for fun and they're the really edgy asshole tribe no one likes

>>523060
Surprisingly enough.
No.
Only if we want them bloodshed bonuses and blessings, but the humans come knocking often so we never run out of blood. If we'd ever stop stalemating that is.

>>523060

No that's the hummies.

refer to >>523064

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>>523057
Yo op, can i use your picture in my Dnd game tonight?

>>523064
>really edgy asshole tribe
>not dragon jews
What kind of fantasy is this

Wait, what baout those neverminds then? Are there gonna be revisions or not?

>>523076
Dragon jews are just... Jews.

We're literally jewing the goblins out of their own race right now by outbreeding the original goblins with half gob half dragon halflings.

Just like real life jews with Europe

>>523076
Op's fantasy, filled with references from previous quests he ran as well as slapstick poop humor, spiced with a decent amount of memage.

>>523074
It's a free country/internet/basement m8, go right ahead

>>523079
Orcs >>522970
No idea who else is missing.

>>523089
I'm fine with that just roll for me. Do it for your busy orc

>>523087
And dick jokes

Never forget the dick jokes

>>523089
Dragons, actually, said nevermind and I'm still wiating for the re-recap

>>523076
>Us assholes
>Literally have only jewed people to negatively effect others
>Meanwhile humans are genociding elves amd trying to kill orcs.

>>523074
Wait. Have you guys researched astrology yet?

I want to try demon summoning by spilling blood on a pentagram

>>523088
Exploring the portal with the gobs and messiah after the avatar ritual was the dragon plan.

Rolled 2060 (1d9001)

>>523096
Fine
Still a grot.

>>523100
>has holy powers on your side
>summon demons
a recipe for disaster

>>522886
>>523097
We agreed on it again
>>523100
NO, We are jewish paladins, no demons allowed.

>>523104
It just means were prepared to smite any danger that appears. I want to summon and abduct a succubus for my breeding far- err Horny's Fun Farm.

Holy-Demonic chimera when

>>523104
Op, this quest was supposed to not be serious. Are you telling me holy demons aren't a thing when holy undead are?

>>523100

Theology should be on the list. Astrology not so much if i'm not mistaken.

>>523106
Past NaP threads prove Jews cannot be paladins. They will be purged.

>>523097
A lotta dick jokes. Especially when they involve us. OP just loves giving us magical dildo artifacts
you know, we could go full Ancient Greece and just become gay because "only men can grant true love", or some bullshit like that. We constatly take it up the ass anyway

>>523108
Where's the holy undead in this thread

>>523109
Well tell me when you guys can create pentagrams. That should come under geometry and maths right?

>>523110
Come purge us then rockheads, were waiting in our holy fortress.
>>523116
NO DEMONS!
Its a recipe for disaster if we allow one in our sanctum.

>>523112
>that
No.

Just no.

It's hard enough to raise our pop as it is.

Also in reference to the jewing, all of our deals with the gobbos have been mutually beneficial, deals with the other races have kinda been skewed quite a bit in our favor when regarding diplomacy, but we aren't out right assholes.

>>523119
Never said the Fun Farm was gonna be in the citadel. The uninhabited gob caves should be good enough

>>523121
Funny, since elves are the only one who raise populations normally.
The rest of us just ask god for more dudes.

>>523112
Well in in Ancient Greece and Rome they had values and boundaries regarding sexuality. Men were still expected to become fathers and family men and women fucking over men was a severe crime.

>>523114
You don't remember the miles that we resurrected op? Really?

>>523130
Who said they were holy

>>523121
Can't you guys pray to your elf god to make men transvestites(not sure of the correct term) or something?

You elves will literally have both sex organs and men can be pregnant too. You hippies are weird like that and your god is a faggot anyway so he will probably approve

>>523130
>miles
Autocorrect fucks me once again
I'm talking about the moles.

>>523136
They didn't try to kill us, that's good enough.

>>523130
You made them non hostile. They are not good. We can snatch them up anytime we go to the kobbo caves

>>523121
Ay, we can still have orgies. But we should just confess our gayness and give the dicks some love too, ya know?
Plus, OP's dick artifact jokes won't be as effective
>>523129
I never said we can't make children

>>523144
cuz they're moles, they don't do much

>>523139
A weird and /d/eviant idea but plausible. Make all Elves self reproducing females.

>>523146
You guys have growth right?
When are you guys going full futa route and make dick growth drugs for your females to buttsex you faggots

Sounds like something thats really elf like

>>522833
Too late? Orc faggot

>>523146
I'm still against it.
I don't see any reason for it.
Feels like a waste of a turn.
>>523149
Why don't we just make it so that elves can also come out of trees.

>>523147
What was in the loot we got from the crypt in >>517332

>>523149
No, that's fucking sick. Let's just be asexual and grow from trees or something.
>>523152
You have a problem

>>523157
Those are dryads not elves

>>523160
It hasnt been identified yet

>>523160
A random artifact you have to research.


If Orcs can...

>>523157
>>523162
So become one with the forest?

>>523164
>>523166
Obviously we trade it to the dragons and let them deal with it

>>523166
They can, they just have to do it warlike.

>>523160
We gotta buff Wanpunch first because barbarians aren't gonna stop impaling themselves in the forest.
>>523170
Don't trade stuff you don't know about.

>>523170
Enjoy your jewing

>>523166
Just send everything to the citadel. With our magic knowledge and with the gobs we can identify everything... If we can keep 10% of the loot.

Also you can bring your space rock to us so the gobs can finally make your weeb katana weapons

>>523169
Yea just make it so elves can be born from elves or just made in trees and come out in some weird fruit egg thing from the tree.

>>523162
Technically it would be asexually cloning which is something found in nature among more primitive species.

>>523171
So they use the entire loot pile as projectiles and the ones that can successfully kill are the ones that get identified?

>>523177
We can totally do this. We'll negotiate cordially and as long as we get something out of it then we're good.

>>523177
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
We aren't sending anything until we identify it.

>>523169
Exactly. I think that could be a good idea. Certainly more efficient than what we have
>>523180
Maybe we can have that along normal reproduction, that way we get double pop.

>>523187
No, they won't want it once we realize it's shit.
We must outjew the jews
Trade it for somethin good, whereupon it is realized that the loot is (rolls 64) jack shit

>>523187
>implying orcs can appraise anything unless it involves war
See >>523182
That's how you guys will appraise it.

>>523191
>Messia personally appraises the unidentified loot
>+50 roll bonus

>>523193
Make something nice for the orcs.
Then we might give you the unidentified jack shit in exchange.

>>523191
No problem friend, your fighting the humans so you get an extra 15 percent off all major appliances. That includes bronze and stone working, in addition to draconian linguistics. Items are sold seperatly however.

1 hour and no update. Great golly gee you other races are sloooow.

>>523198
Well I did say you guys can bring the space rock from the meteors and we can smelt it in to weeb katanas for you guys

>>523201
>trying to Jew us when we are fighting a war that benefits you

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The humans created more golems from rock and bone. Unholiness reigns.

>>523203
Were waiting for op at this point, everyone has their recaps I think.
>>523206
You dont know the extent of our jew level

>>523198
Or if you want custom made amulets from questionablemetals™ and holystuff™

>>523215
We have holy aura and enchantment right?
Can we enchant them in to amulets and sell to the others?

>>523215
You'll have to pay for trademark usage by the way, but it does fall under the major appliances section so there's that.

>>516804
>and the artifact is...
>(rolls 100)
>the elves!
>>523201
I need to remind myself what the dragons have.
Hmm
Oh shit I know.
I want dragons to use their earth and magma magic to make a moat of magma around the Orc forest.

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>>523217
Yes.
Yes we can.

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AND NOW, humans attack orcs, again. Clearly they have nothing better to do.

HUmans and orcs roll 1d100, yadda yadda,
Bonuses:
Humans: Chief's Power +30; Boss Skeledragon +10; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Improved Arena Training +20; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Heavy Metal Rock Hard Boner Spears +30; Sneks +5; El Skelebool +25; Stonebone Golems +10; Skeledragons' Necro Breath +15; Superior Numbers +20

Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Boar mounts: +6; Big Chief Fred The Unicorn +10; Smaller chieftains +5; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10; Spirit Manifest +5;One Punch Orc: +50; Orc God wants blood: +10; Home Turf +45

>>523218
Hey I have an idea. We can use enchantment to put smite in to some rocks and pebbles and when it hits something solid it explodes holy energy everywhere.

Literally a Holy Hand Grenade™ which we give to goblins so they wont be as useless in battle against undead. Plus they have numbers so its like 30 dragons casting smite if 30 gobs throw it

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>523228
Getting sick of the humans' shit.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>523228

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>523228

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>523228
Oh, humans. When will you learn.

>>523228
Does our forest or rather the remains of it still give the orcs a defense bonus?

>>523228
Orcs have to win by 8
222 vs 230 huh

>>523237
OH SHIT
>>523239
Yes

>>523239
That's where the +45 comes from

>>523237

It begins

>>523233
>>523237
Do the orcs get enough for a win or is it another tie?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>523228

I guess all humans left. Again. This is the coalition all over again

>>523242
Orcs you should be prepared for when we take the magic out of the forest.

>>523242
You have us to thank

>>523243
I just wasn't completely sure since I thought it might be a bonus from the orcs defending.

>>523240
It's 225 for Orcs.
it's guaranteed a tie

Okay, Can I dammand a peace talk with the humies

>>523246
So far it's another tie
324 and 316

>>523246
its 316 for the humans versus 321 for the orcs
unless the humans roll higher, its a draw

>>523249
Wr will blood the trees and make orc trees.

>>523231
That's actually really smart, if the gobbos invent a way to use the electricity of theirs to propel those pebels then hot damn that's some straight op shit

>>523243
OP, just out of curiosity, what bonus do the Ents give us in combat, for now?

Humans roll dammit!

>>523253
What are the human defense bonuses again?

Can this not be a bloodless tie tho?
Surely there ought to be a few deaths.
Maybe like 10 each?

>>523248
Use a rip off version of orc charisma...

>>523253
Since its inconclusive, do they have a staring contest?

>>523260
Humans aren't gonna lose anything.
They just fucking resurrect anything that dies.

>>523259
Turf bonuses:
Elves +35 (rising passively)
Orcs: +45
Humans: +82
Gobs and Dragons: +105

>>523257
+10

SO NO MORRRE HUMAN ROLLS? If so then we have another tie

>>523260

They'll just resurrect the guys that died and add them to their army you know

>>523258
The elf's forest is giving them a very big bonus

We have to burn it down

>>523258
Humies, this war is getting a little long, how about we white peace and you could go genocide someone else

>>523271
No. We are gonna steal it later. We need to move away from the kingdom eventually

>>523271
This guy makes a good point. If we enchant the elven forest with holy and wind magic then the barbs won't be able to burn it down.

>>523267
Also, is Elf god still unreachable?

>>523252
No fuck that.>>523266
What if they all die then none of then can resurrect?

>>523274
What kingdom?

>>523268
>implying that orcs are dumb enough not to SMASH puny human bones

>>523276
He will be until dildobutt wakes up, 4 turns from now

>>523279
The kingdom where the king lives.
inb4 global event dickass thief

>>523275
Assuming they compensate us adequately...

>>523277
THe point of a tie is nobody wins or lose anything

Wait, if orcs and humans both have things that make them good.. Why don't we just sign a white peace and trade war tech

>>523289
Well if we do beat them in a roll

>>523292
Because fuck those guys.

>>523274
If we keep attacking them while the forest is intact we will keep getting ties.

We have to burn it

>>523292
Cuz we want you to have less advancement. The point of this attack

>>523285
Good point what the hell can the orcs give us?

Fealty. That's what, same as the gobbs my friends, all orcs want blood, in that pursuit there is wealth. It all falls into place.

>>523292
Stop it! no peace!

>>523293
The final numbers are what counts. And the final numbers have a difference less than 10, that's da rule

>>523292
One would have better luck trading war tech with a gorilla

>>523295
Think of it as the molotov ribbentrop pact, they go do something else, and we get half of a nation

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And the "war" came into another draw where nobody really gained anything

>>523298
We need better tech. If we still had Brocks favor, we would rip them apart. Its our bonuses that are hurting us right now [senpai fucked up by using emoticons and got our +45 taken away]


Also our attack bonus is weaker if we only destroy the forest and the orcs get the same defense modifiers. Kinda pointless.

>>523314
Don't attack us, go kill someone else, we trade some tech and you can go kill others

>>523312
Wait a second, if the humans have some skele-orcs in their army, why do the skele-orcs fight their own friends and families? And if the skele-gobs have free will, why did they just give out tech to the guys who killed them? Dat don't make sense.

>>523314
Then lets farm skulls to get Brocks favor back.

>>523318
Fuck you orc, you don't speak for dah rest of us orcs

>>523318
You don't get it man.
We're the only thing that has canceled them out.
Three times now, including punching their largest meteor.
They aren't gonna be happy until we're dead.

>>523320
undead don't give a fuck
there's no point to diplomacy with the undead

>>523320
Undead loyalties. Human skellies attacked us before we had necromancy


And if we kill you, you join us. Obvious benefits.

>>523314
Damn, I had to leave for a few. Missed the roll. Maybe forming a federation with the orcs isn't such a bad idea after all.

If not that, go on a crusade to regain Block's favour.

>>523320
>#StopTheHumanarchy
>#SkeleLkvesMatter
>#SkeleLiberation

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Elves has decided to adopt a monarchy+council government structure, to pick out their king they held a magical archery contest.

Do elves want to roll for this contest too? Like the orcs did with their new chief.

IN other news, they ahve incorporated singing into their orgies

>>523320
It's the skeletons trapped inside their bodies

Or alternatively, undead thinking works different than mortal thinking

Or alternatively alternatively, undeads still want to kill, they jsut happens to be on the side of the humans

>>523337
hey elves
roll for your head of state
it'll be cool

I like peace.

>>523324
>>523332

300 skulls for old bonus. 3000 for +200 upgrade.

We need to kill orcs and stop their growth. Their bonuses are the same.

>>523337
>IN other news, they ahve incorporated singing into their orgies
Jesus Christ.

>>523337
Sure why not.

It's not like smiling one can participate.

>>523337
Meh, good enough for me. And yeah, contest is always kewl

>>523340
You like dick! We orcs are for blood or our God will take our blood.

>>523337
I say we roll to decide the monarchy.

>>523341
At the moment we risk wasting our turns in a stalemate, while the orcs keep building.

>>523337
OP can the orgies give passive pop bonuses now?

>>523353
If you haven't noticed, your pop has been going up each turn picture

>>523341
Then we should hunt beasts again, with these battles we will not get a lot of skulls

>>523337
Also, i feel like the elf in that picture just dosen't give a fuck about anything. I like him.
Another meme, boys

>>523341
Crusade for Brock. How many turns would we need to dedicate to crusading to get a bonus OP?

If not, grind for skulls I guess.

>>523352
We build as well.

Fine. We will do something else.

Make flaming metal swords for the barbs and large swords for golems.

2nd: Ask gobbo and draggo skellies about where they live. We still don't know that.

>>523360
Depends on who you're crusading against

>>523356
Oh yea what about our magic school.

Is it getting to work on magic research passively like supposed to?

I also like the idea of a crusade.

>>523370
Yeah

>>523362
Yeah, swords sound good. Do you think we need to worry about Gobs/Drags yet? I can't currently think of anything better (apart from maybe more skull hunting) but I'm just curious as to what to do with the knowledge.

>>523372
Should we organise another crusade to weaken the humans before they get their favour back?

This time its just us 2, bringing gobs and elves was a mistake

>>523367
If we find out where everybody lives, would a turn of crusading against each individual race be acceptable?

I mean, hypothetically?

>>523370
Speaking of magic schools. Reminder that we should get one in the citadel as well. Since we are dragons the passive research will be just as fast as the elves.

>>523374
Its just good to know. The gobbos and draggos know of the citadel unlike the barbs and other skellies. We can also use this action to just learn secrets of the other races.

>>523378
>>523372
You need to lure the humans out of their settlement.

>>523373
Instead of sacrificing 4 orcs, can we sacrifice 2, then kill the resultant 2 undead for 2+2=4, or is that not how it works?

>>523380
But you won't discover new spells as fast as we do, if at all.

>>523380
In fact, even faster.
The only thing elves are superior against us in magic is that they discover new branches of magic easier by asking their god. We arent good at discovering magic so we have to get jewed by our own god first but we're the best at improving the ones we know, I think

>>523207
I fear this calling us evil at every turn is a subtle way of expressing the king's disapproval.

>>523378
Just leave them to kill eachother away from us, they wont be able to breach the citadel if they cant breach the orcs home turf when were speced against undead

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AND NOW

THe elven tournament, first round.
Elves, roll 4d2 for results of eeach match, the Elf with the highest last digit will be picked
Matches:
1st match:
- G'Ene Rik
- Lelgolas
2nd match:
- The Bard
- MC Triple Nipple
3rd match:
- Blind ill Ivan
- Possibly a woman disguising as a man
4th match
- Possibly a man disguising as a woman
- High Elf


>>523378
Crusading just means auto starting a battle against that race until you or they die

>>523385
When you sacrifice to a god, the entire sacrificed person is gone

>>523392
They didn't breach it because they didn't have Brock's favour buff. Without Brock's favour, their bonuses is already almost equal to orcs defending with their home turf bonus.

If they get Brock's favour, they're a threat and we should nip tragedy in the bud.

Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2)

>>523395
Rolling for contest.

I want blind Ill Ivan to win.

>>523395
When did elves magically get 2 extra ones?
Their pop is only 6 iirc and lol all of them are male. They can't reproduce lmao

>>523397
Then with brocks favor they can fuck up orcs but we still have a big advantage on them bonus wise as our home turf is more than twice orcs, then all our holy spell and things. Just leave them alone to kill eachother outside the citadel while we watch the show.

>>523401
How do you know all of them are male?

I don't think OP ever specified how many of each gender we have.

>>523401
Their pop is currently 12

>>523381
Fair enough. Swords and intelligence then? Sets us up nicely for a pilgrimage of destruction against each of the other races. Surely that would gain Brock's favour?

Rolled 2, 1, 2, 1 = 6 (4d2)

>>523395
Ay, MC Triple Nipple is my homedog, i hope he wins

>>523403
We can take them on if we team up with the orcs before they get Brock's favour.

Our citadel will be fucked with a meteor enhanced with Brock's favour. Meteor is 100 in order to survive plus Brock's favour so that makes it 145. We literally need to roll a 95 with Messiah to survive that. Plus meteor increases in strength the number of humans thag cast it.

If we don't weaken them now, even if we roll a nat 100 with Messiah we can't defend against a full powered meteor

Rolled 2, 1, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2)

>>523395

>>523408
Nope. 300 skulls or more is the only way. Unless OP is more specific about crusades.

Ey manlets. Why don't we make a small shrine to each of the gods? Just to be like "ey hey gods. You be pretty cool." And thats it. Just say hi to the other gods and compliment them a bit

>>523413
If the crusade is successful it will bring skulls.

Probably

nah
brock tried to get in with kobbo god
that's a nope

>>523410
Well if you want you can vote for it, just know I'm against it and assumingly other dragons as the formula used for group combat is retarded.

Besides if it goes as planned we'll get our avatar and were otherwise good.

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>>523400
>0
>>523409
>9
>>523411
>1

And so the first round has concluded, tune in next turn for the second round.
Winners:
- Lelgolas
- The Bard
- Possibly a woman disguising as a man
- Possibly a man disguising as a woman

>>523418
But we dont get the undead pop without skulls, ya?

>>523421
But we are the hybrid faction. We need a manlet/human manlet! Plus Kobbo isn't a girl. So if Brock does make a move on Kobbo he would be gaaaaaay.

>>523424
Yes, so everytime you need to make a choice
-Get skulls to sacrifice but no new undeads
Or
-Get new undeads but cant use their skulls for sacrificing

>>523422
We don't need to crush them completely.

All we need to do is reduce their humans, we can ignore most of their undead apart from the golems.

>>523424
Even if we don't get skulls we can still create golems out of their corpses, right?

>>523433
Yes
>>523428
Got it.

>>523431
They literally always have undead with them, orcs stand no chance in an open field without hometurf and I dont want to deal with them. You also fail to mention how we'd get to the alive ones. Theres no point in dealing with them when we can stay home and do whatever.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

>>523423
Dayum, mah homie lost. Well, let's hope at least Weedolas gets the victory

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The orcs sacrificed 4 of their own to add to the sacrificial blood pool. Orc God sees their contribution and as promised, empowered the One Punch Orc.

The orcs also collected the meteor chunks to use as weapons, further research in this field maybe beneficial

>>523460
What's the effect of empowering the one punch orc

>>523460
Hey orcs, bring those space rocks to us and we'll make you weapons with the biggest bonus

>>523446
Dice God can always fuck us over when defending against meteors

>>523467
k

>>523460
Can we get a price check on the other bonuses?

>>523464
He now gives a +75 bonus

Originally it was +70 but Orc God gave the +5 as a tip