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Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling manlets (goblins, kobolds and imps) and the greedy dragons.
Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra

that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while manlets get an extra tech.

After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.

Currently, Turn 34 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made

Last thread >>503132

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>515625
Ayyy
Where my Kobbos and Imps at?
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Eyy
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>>515633
My liege
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I'm here.
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>>515625
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god damn it right when I was literally about to go to bed
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>>515625
Dragon currently here
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Here be the anchor post. Give your recaps here
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>>515648
oi rapazeada
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>>515648
Action: Scout the land we're currently at to see what biome it is.
Culture: Appoint a new priestess to communicate with Elf God.
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>>515625
Oh shit no twitter notification.
Also OP what are the "Orc god bloodshed" bonus levels?
So far I saw a +10 and +20.
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I think we should create clay bricks as our tech action to improve our buildings, make houses and gain some pop by making houses, what do you guys think?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>515648
Rolling to revive OP.
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Let's scout west of the former gob caves and map the area hoping to find something together with Messiah and 3 dragons

Also let's try out our new resurrection magic on live animal subjects. Let's kill some moles and resurrect as well as resurrecting after the mole turned undead. The results should be interesting
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>>515657
FUCK.
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>>515648
Culture: Pray to Kobold God for magic we can use. Ask for lightning magic in particular.
Tech: Create an advanced suit of armor for King Kobs the I, it'll be passed down from generation to generation of Kings.
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>>515655
Everytime orcs start a fight it's a +10. BUt any fight after that one in the same thread gets another +10 each time.
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>>515667
Does that include hunting or does it have to be fights?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

throwing rock to see if I should go to bed or stay up for 16+ hours to stay in thread
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Yo. Orcs:
-More phantasy martial arts attacks. Like shoryuken, hadoken and tatsumaki.
-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our kingsguard.
I thought in more things:
-Attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.
-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our chiefsguard.
-Trade with the goblins: awesome meteor metals for their weapons and armour forging tech.
-Create war drums.
-Decree that military service for 5 years is obligatory. Every orc has to know how to fight.
-Create the "testudo" and "scieldwall" tactics.
-Practice (mounted) archery, spear throwing and lance couching.
-Pray our god for the revival of the magical tree. Then attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.
-Building a temple for our monks in a peaceful place in the woods.
-Sending our shaman to the temple so he teaches then how to talk with spirits and stuff.
-Sending our chief to the temple for a HARD-FUCKING-CORE training session of Orc Fu and spirit things.
-Armored mounts.
-Tame direwolves.
-Double the troops training and recruiting.
-Palisade.
-Command the chieftains to become training masters and army commanders.
-Create fitting bows for our size.
Also, consider >>515055
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>>515670
Depends if the orcs fight what they hunt head on like then humans or not
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>515671
Go to bed faget let me show you how rock throwing is done

Boulder throw!
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>>515661
Instead lets scout out the ruined forest and see if we can find any lost elven secrets.

Also its resurrection not necromancy they'll just come back the same. I kinda want to work on getting better helmets so they aren't crude.
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hey barbs what about we do some tech
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>>515648
1st. Barbs use the 184 skulls gathered and give them Brock in exchange for population.

2nd:SkeleGobbos lead in building a large and safe to use smelter in the barb village. Individual tribe members travel north of the village into an open area and cast small meteor spells. They would work together to bring the sky rocks back to camp to smelt them.
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>>515664
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>>515672
>orc temple
>gather meteorite chunks to trade with gobbos
>infuse forest with orc blood
>learn metallurgy from gobbos
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>>515681
If we find out that undead can come back then its our superweapon against undead dragons.
Fuck the other race undead apart from gobs though, they wont get their pop back since were using SMITE
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>515690
Rolling to res OP cooler than ever
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>515690
Rolling to make OP roll (literally) in his grave
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>515690
nah, this is how you revive OP
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>>515636
>>515644
>>515685
1 use all skulls for more human pop
2 learn metallurgy/built smelter using metal from meteors

Okay?
Suggestions or opinions.
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>>515691
>>515672
I was gonna say we should work on building up our bloodshed bonus.
And collecting meteorite chunks.
And asking Orc God how sick it was to punch a meteor into pieces.
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>>515696
We dont have any undead to test on though. Just corpses we would have to kill that would come back as if we never killed them.
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>>515681
I would think everything with destroyed by the meteor. Also I don't want you using our stuff to make tentacle rape torutre devices.
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>>515690
Barbs use undead magic to bring back OP.

>>515701
Just put that exact thing as our action.
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>>515700
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Rolled 804 (1d1000)

>>515690
if more than 800 OP is now a skeleton via Barb necromancy
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>515700
Dam son
>>515680
Counter Boulder throw
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>>515704
We might as well confirm this before fighting humans.

They might get their physical flesh back but still hostile so this is important
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>>515710
Humans use undead magic for damage control. OP cant be wild!
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>>515701
dude we already have like 150 pops
we need to reverse engineer the fuck out of the dead enemies
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Rolled 46 (1d1000)

>>515710
>>515711
fuck reroll I guess
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>>515717
9 humans and a lot of undead is not goid numbers.
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>>515702
Yeah, if we tell him about our sick abilities he will surely reward us with more magic. Plus, let's mine metals. Are we done?
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>>515718
dice god why do you hate me, you give me what I wanted when It was too late, and when I could you give me shit
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>>515717
Most undead, real human pop is like 20 dudes,also pop was cut in half in the last time when dice god was drunk.
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>>515718
It is too late, OP will now ruin everything
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>>515704
So I take it that we scout west?

I want to bring Messiah and 3 dragons along so if we encounter elves we can heal their Smiling One for enchantment
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>>515721
Oh, and we can ask him about a blood ritual or something to connect ourselves with the forest.
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>>515731
Nah let him be in a coma lets check out their burned forest looking for stuff to take. If they want him healed they'll come.

Also do the resurrection test also I guess. We should also use the tests as an opportunity to learn about organs and stuff.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>515730
I fucked up, rolling for emergency meteor, before OP does something everyone except him will regret
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>>515730
OH NO
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>>515648
1 use all skulls for more human pop
2 get small meteors to fall some distance from the human village, for later usage to mine that precious sky metal.
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>>515738
lol
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>>515731
Ayo das a a bit meta
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>>515735
I want to avoid the forest since the humans can hit us with their slings.

How about we investigate North and go for hell maw instead?
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>>515738
Why would you roll that?! Or pop is doomed
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>>515731
Wait. The smiling one is still in a coma? I thought we rolled to see if he woke up and survived the meteor.
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>>515740
I already posted our recap, dude.

Not that it matters. Canon killed us this time.
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>>515747
IIRC you only rolled to see if he was in a part of the forest the meteor didn't hit, he's still in a coma
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>>515747
We rolled for him surviving not waking up.
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>>515743
I'd rather not be murder fucked by demons even with our holy powers, besides it would be meta as fuck if humans shoot at us when they'res still a layer of trees and orcs between them. That and I want to loot the place and of secrets. If you want though we can roll and see where we scout with a d2.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>515730
Assisting
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>>515738
Now all tribes are killed in a tragic rolling accident.

The End.

Goodnight everybody
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>>515753
How about this:

We scout the ruined forest for anything worth looting and since were in the forest anyway, check up on the orcs to see if theyre alive and if they have anything to give us space rock for the manlets
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>>515759
Well it's been a pleasure bantering with you fags from the sidelines.
See you next adventure, OP.
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>>515759
Dice god, still an asshole
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>>515760
Alright we can do that, so we'd be looting the place then afterwards checking on orcs since there already there. So its technically one action.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>515759
fucking dice god, cursing my rolls, fucking asshole
one last roll to save the everyone?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>515759
I appease the great God to roll back the destruction.
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>>515771
...
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>>515771
I guess he's still drunk as fuck
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>>515771
The Almighty has heard your prayers and retconned the stupidity
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>>515771
You kill us and then save us, is this an abusive relationship.
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>>515759
Alright where's the strawpoll.
>>515780
Oh wait nevermind.
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>>515780
So, is Almighty, OP or is OP, Almighty?
>>515783
Its true. It hurts.
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>>515783
>>515787
Don't blame me, blame the alcoholic Dice god
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>>515787
Are we playing the game, or the game playing us?!

Thinkaboutit

How Can OP Be Real If Our Eyes Are Not Real
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>>515793
Paladins are real
So OP must be real or else how would he not be a paladin.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>515793
Rolling for the other gods to stage an intervention for dice god.
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>>515793
Op confirmed as Jayden Smith.
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>>515793
Nice One OP
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>>515793
Oh, but OP....

i can taste you
Thsp thsp thsp thsp
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>>515801
Is he salty?
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>>515648
First action: Capture and kill some moles to experiment our new resurrection magic on them in order see the results of what happens when you try resurrecting an undead

Second action: Visit the ruined forest with Messiah and 4 dragons to salvage some phat loot the elves left behind. Also check up on the orcs since were there anyway and see if they have anything to give to us
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>>515806
More like he eats too much salt. A "salt filling" if you will.


A Twinkie of Salt
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>>515733
So
Culture: Pray to Orc God
Action: Collect some space rocks
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>>515808
Thats two regular actions, drago
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>>515815
This
>>515808
Do the Recap again
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>>515710
>>515814
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>>515815
Oh your right
>>515808
We have to make this a culture, lets do this so we see the what happens and if we can replace the evil energy in undead with holy energy. So it'll technically be culture since it involves magic.
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>>515826
This
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>>515648
First action: Capture and kill some moles and try to make an offshoot of resurrection to replace the evil energy in undead with holy energy

Second action: Visit the ruined forest with Messiah and 4 dragons to salvage some phat loot the elves left behind. Also check up on the orcs since were there anyway and see if they have anything to give to us
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So just to be clear, Elves are doing >>515654
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The humans sacrificed the skulls to Brock and as promised, got population in return.

The skelegobbos also used their prior pre-undead knowledge to build a forge and introduced the humans to smelting.
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>>515865
wez got people
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>>515865
So did Brock get his face torched off by dragon god or what?
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>>515872
Dragon God did say he'd eat his face if Brock touch his daughter(?)
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>>515878
Yeah, I actually remembered that right after posting that.
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Do the humans have ores?
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>>515878
What daughter?
Messiah has a sister?
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>>515886
Remember dragon god had to fug goblin god to make kobold god.
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>>515890
Kobold God's a she?
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The elves apointed a new high Prietess, hehe "high", to talk to wood.

In related news, the old elven council was squished by the humans' meteor. SO this is a chance for elves to make a new government.

Or go straight back to the way things used to be, either way really.

And now elves scout their new home

Roll 1d100
1-9: Terrible conditions
10-39: bad conditions
40-69: okay conditions
70-89: good conditions
90-100: great conditions

>>515884
If they used meteors they would

>>515892
Possibly
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>515894
We might get bad rolls but screw it.
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>>515897
Is there only one elf here?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>515894
New priestess is hot.
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>>515900
Hemp should be here.

Maybe they are AFK for some reason?
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>515894
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>>515897
'Okay conditions' is cool but its NaP standards so degrade that a bit and its 'bad conditions'
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Why don't we Kobbos invite the elves into our citadel? As repayment they can spend some turns adding onto the citadel that way we are united, more easily defend able and they get our sweet pop bonuses from the granary and such.
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>>515904
Forgot my name
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>>515908
No.

I don't want their degenerate culture to infect us (quite literally) with their drugs
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>>515908
Hell naw.
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>>515904
And so the elves found their new forest surrounded by a big fat load of nothing

Weather conditions are also average

>>515902
pls
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>>515907
Nigga, fuck you. You wanna jew our lands too?
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>>515908
and leave them to the dragons to crossbreed with and assimilate like they are doing to you manlets?
I like to think that the Elves are at least smarter than you guys
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>>515913
You're the one who wants our magic to make rape devices.
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>>515916
We're not in imperialism mode yet
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>>515918
Things to do right now

>Work on illusion magic
>Get back up our pop
>Rebuild magic school so we can get our spells back
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>suggests helping Elves who have ONLY 6 FUCKING POP
>provides 3 reasons why we would benefit from them
>gets told we don't want their degenerate culture to infect us
>A humie agrees with the other kobbos
A FUCKING HUMIE
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>>515915
We had that passive forest growth, so in time the forest will get bigger, right OP?
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>>515922
I agree but have some stuff to add. Wake up PsychoElf and upgrade our water magic by a lot. If we can't find an ocean to have pirates then we'll make one.
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>>515926
The citadel is underground. Forests don't work underground.

Also they're too stingy too exploit
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The orcs prayed to Orc God. After seeing what they did, which was having an orc punched a meteor and win, Orc God said:
"That's pretty sick" and offered to bless the orcs. The orcs can choose one of these blessings:
- More pop
- Become bigger
- Hair
- More Blood Magic
- Empowering the meteor punching orc
- Pants
- Stands

Oh and they also collected some meteor pieces for later use

>>515930
Yea, provided it doesn't get bombed
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>>515939
Fuck man.
Those are some good blessings.
What are the bonuses on them?
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>>515933
Guys, a dragon just complimented us.
too stingy to exploit = too smart to jew
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>>515939
>stands
MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU WEEBS
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>>515926
I said the elves shouldn't join because the dragons will try to turn the elves into dragons like they are slowly doing to you guys
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>>515939
Stands?
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>>515872
Hes the god of Brutality and Undead now
>>515950
JoJo reference
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>>515939
>inb4 the orcs don't go for stands
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>>515954
>inb4bits hat stands
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>>515949
and? The crossbreeding added 2 new races that were better than gobbos. Why wouldnt they want that? Plus its unlikely they would want to. Us gobbos did it just cause we wanted kobbos and imps.
>>515933
Mushroom forest.
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>>515942
MOre pop = 50 guys
Become bigger = Big Guys +5 bonus turns into Big guys 4 U +15
Hair = hair
More blood magic = New free blood magic spell that'll give a +10
Empowering punch orc = Gives an addition 20 to his current +50 bonus
Pants = pants
Stands = The ability to project an orc's spirit into a manifestation of himself and not jsut their fists
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>>515950
>inb4 OP gives them a literal stand
Pic related
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im back. meteor mining next?
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>>515958
Oh god I'm really torn on this.
Fuck it. I may as well drive this tribe through a tunnel to weeaboo land, gimmie dem stands.
How much blood will have to be spilled for the punch orc?
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>>515958
Empower one punch orc
ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS
ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS
ONE HUNDRED SQUATS
THEN RUN FOR 20 KILOMETERS
EVERY SINGLE DAY
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>>515961
No need. We can summon small meteors to smelt. Next is learning to make molds and weapons
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>>515963
Like 50 deaths of either any other race or really fierce beasts and up.

Or 50 orcs sacrifice themselves.

Ya know, options.

So definitely stands then?
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>>515953
aHH.. i havnt gotten around to watch jojo yet.
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Completely unrelated, maybe I should make it so that if all pureblood goblins die out then the manlet faction automatically lose and gets intergrated into dragon underlings.

Just to fuck with them.

Maybe
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>>515967
Shit we could probably get that done in a single hunt.
>>515964
Depends on if mr wanpanch here argues on it.
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>>515957
sure you may have wanted the kobolds and imps but at least 1 dragon wanted to go further than that and if your not careful soon you will be lizardmen, then dragonkin and then at that point no longer be manlets and have been completely absorbed into them and lose the game
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>>515963
You fuckers better make ORAORAORAORAORA your official warcry


Also, do you want us to get the gobs to make you katanas made out of space rock?
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>>515972
Don't leak our masterplan.

They can be the Lesser Dragon tribe
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>>515972
We are nearing the end of an age and no one died out. Sounds good, but that means both factions share a bonus and get 2 gids, right?
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>>515979
Nah
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>>515964
Of course, make sure you eat three meals a day
Just a banana in the morning is fine
But the most important thing is to never use heat magic or ice magic in the summer or winter so that you can strengthen the mind
In the beginning you'll wish you were dead
You might start thinking what's the harm of taking a day off?
But for me, in order to be a STRONG orc, no matter how tough it was, even if I was spitting blood, I never stopped
I kept doing squats even when my legs were so heavy they refused to move
Even when my arms started making weird clicking noises, I kept doing push ups
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>>515979
Gods* rather.
And by bonusbi mean tech and magic and a merged pop.
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>>515963
You know, you could make this all less weeabooish by giving them different names. The spirit punches could be "the manifestation of the orc's fierceness and warlust flowing through their bodies", and the stands could be "the spirits of the orc's ancestors, ghosts from the afterlife that have the possibility of fighting again through the orc's life-force".
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>>515972
hey, the gobbo god didn't believe in us
I don't wanna share a faction with the dragons
also its impossible for us to get more gobbos now
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>>515986
>orcs
>souls
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>>515986
Yeah but if we go with stands we get the bonus bullshit rule of non-stand users can't see them.
So stealth attack bonuses man.
>>515967
Fuck it , give us them stands we'll be back with blood to buff Wanpanch.
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>>515990
WE NEED TO APPEASE OP. QUICKLY MAKE A RAP SONG AND IMAGES PRAISING HIM OR WE WILL DIE.
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>>515986
They should start wearing trench coats.

I'm gonna get the gobs to make them a katana to cement their status as the weeb tribe
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>>515990
MOre like you didn't believe in Gobbo God

eyyych
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>>515993
You want a rap song? How much yu payin' homie?
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>>515996
We're probably gonna stop the weeb shit after buffing Wanpanch.
Hopefully
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>>515998
either way, you'd be disappointing all the manlets because we didn't have a choice
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>>516000
Will Wanpanch replace One Eye as big chief?
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>>516006
Yeah he's replacing One Eye.
One Eye's still in the tribe so we might still get his buff.
Probably not.
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>>516006
He's a hero for fun
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>>515992
Stands first, WANPUNCH next?
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>>516011
Yes.
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>>516000
You know how to make onepunch less weeabooish? Cut off his other hand. He will liteally be ONE PUNCH. And then you can weld an iron hand on him, for stronger punches.
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>>516015
He will gain the ability to earthbend and his stand possesses a hollow armor
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And so the orcs gained the power to manifest their fighting spirit using their own life force.

In other news, the new chief tournament has started. Do orcs want this to go on passively or actively participate?
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>>516015
>implying iron is stronger than WANPUNCH's fist
>your lack of weeaboo disturbs me
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>>516021
Rolling for WANPUNCH's performance
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>>516021
Dunno if I can roll for Wanpanch.
But I'm pretty sure every orc wants him to end up as the new chief.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>516024
rolled so high, didn't go through the system.
trying again at reduced power
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>>515986
I actually like that last part, orcs are so bloodthirsty and violent even death won't stop them from fighting
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>>516020
Nah, his stand should be ZA WARUDO!
>>516022
You must be hooked to an IV machine that pumps anime right into your bloodstream
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>516021
Wanpanch I guess.
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>>515998
Op is the best, he made a sick quest
No one can compare to OP who is cooler than a bear
Here OP have a pie and baws ass tie
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>>516034
>machine that pumps anime right into your bloodstream
Actually, I get the original light novel (^_^v)
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>>516041
YOu have pleased me for now, the manlets lives on even if gobs all die
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>>516045
>>516041
aw shit
MANLETS FOREVER
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Rolled 11 (1d9001)

if over 9000 op nukes humans spontaneously by turning them into dragons
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>>516042
You just made me cough up blood.
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>>516045
noice.

DRAGON MANLETS FO LYFE.
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>>516052
Are you a Traitor?
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>>516052
Okay first off
>gambling away your entire tribes' lives away just for shits and giggles
And second off
>using stale, moldy memes
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>>516024
>>516025
And so it's time for the first round of the Chief Tournament, next round next turn
Orcs, roll 4d2 for results of eeach match, the orc with the highest last digit will be picked
Matches:
1st match:
- One Eye
- Steve
2nd match:
- One Punch
- Wolf Face
3rd match:
- Bone Jaw
- X Mark
4th match
- Fred the Unicorn
- Half Skull
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Rolled 2947 (1d9001)

>>516052
Rollin for this
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>>516067
And Dan the Imp who also joined for no real reason?
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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1 = 4 (4d2)

>>516067
I fucking love gambling.
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>>516072
You better not roll saitama.
Wanpanch is movin up.
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>>516071
He was squished immediately when standing in the registration line by other orcs who accidentally stepped on him

Manlets lost 1 pop
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Rolled 116 (1d9001)

>>516064
just suffering from mild insanity from being awake for 24+ hours
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R.I.P. Steve
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>>516080
Stop rolling before Solid, Senpai and I beat the shit out of you.

Over the Interrock.
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>>516085
>>516072

So no more orc rolls?

hehe, orc rolls.

Sounds like a chinese food
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Rolled 4302 (1d9001)

>>516079
Nad his kobold wife wept while he was squashed. She was just about to tell him about her pregnacy. Nad goes home and weeps about her lost husband and how she will now have to take care of her child alone.

Rolling for the genocide of humans everyone else is rolling for.
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>>516086
Me too.
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>>516090
>inb4 NaP hungers for chinese
Yeah no more orc rolls
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Rolled 2896 (1d9001)

>>516086
you can't stop an Australian from shitposting on the interrock
ima roll as much as I wan't
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Rolled 3469 (1d9001)

>>516092
Rolling for Manlets to devolve into birds.
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Any more illegal rolls and all tribes involved will have their pop reduced to 1
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>>516098
The tourney will continue next turn
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>>516106
*Anticipates*
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>>516106
>>516102
>>516099
>>516092
hey stop rolling dumbasses
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>>516106
Why should we be punished over something that we have no control over.
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>>516110
*unzips dick*
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>516106
not even random rolls with no specified outcomes or expectations for anything to happen?
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>>516115
I was talking about this >>516102 in regards to barbarians, not Canon
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>>516118
That must hurt.
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>one eye vs wanpan
HYPE

>inb4 unicorn wins
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>>516118
And death in under 5 minutes, due to severe blood loss.
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The midgets prayed for magic and was given zappy powers, hurts like a small taser to anybody else that's not a manlet, lethal to short ones.

They also started to construct an elaborate armor for King Kobs I, will be done next turn
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>>516136
Kob God looks like a dino
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Hey wonderous and amazing OP can the dragos move the meteor the humies summon? I think they have earth movement powers.
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>>516136
Noice, next we should find an early form of electricity, like a lightbulb.... or some shit so we can use our magic to run the city
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>>516139
I think you're thinking of the elves, bro.
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>>516122
K. Sorry.
>>516131
Want to work on smelting molds next?

Next turn we can make Flaming Rock n' Metal boner spears.
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>>516147
I think the Dragons have quake ability like Elves or at least they use to.
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The dragons used Resurrection on some undead moles, aiming to replace the unholy enrgies with holy ones.

The moles who still had fleshed returned to being regular moles.

The skeletal undead moles became good(?) skeletons and went on their seperate ways.

And now dragons go to scout the ruined forest, roll 1d100
1-55: radiation
60-89: jackshit
90-99: orcs
100: rare elf loot that somehow survived

Bonus: messiah +50
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>516153
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>516153
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>>516153
By the way dragos you cant rez dragos because you burn their bones. Just a reminder.
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>>516153
>radiation
I wonder what caused that.
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>>516159
>>516158
>nothing
Highest Dragon we need u
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>>516148
Regular: summon meteors and move them near us
Cultural: learn smelting and improve the Bones Spears, or learn how to make cement (or the primitive version) to improve our walls
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>>516153
Can we recreate Holy Bones and the Undead Paladin Order with resurrection?
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>>516170
The second ones tech
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>>516171
If the Messiah suicides and resurrects just as his skeleton wakes up
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>>516172
Sorry, but we can have regular and tech, right?
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>>516170
We already can smelt our meteors.
Thats already done.

We need molds to shape stuff, unless op simply allows it.
>>516172
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>>516171
Next turn you want to scout west of the old gobbo caves? Then we should see if we can use our magic to make divine metal using a spell as culture.
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>>516158
>>516159
And so the dragons found....nothing! yay

>>516175
Yes, just clearing that up

And waht this guy said >>516176

Goblins also needed to research molds for their shit, so barbas working with gob knowledge also need to
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Hi.
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hey kobbos. Since the humies basically get an extra turn devoted to hunting lets do something like that. I am not sure what but we could prob just do hunting if we get cross bows, stealth or bombs. Help me brainstorm things we could do to get an extra turn like the humies.

Kobbo god what do you want for favor and shtuff?
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>>516176
Okay so
Regular: drop meteors, and bring them back to village.
Tech: learn molding the sky metal to create heavy metal flaming rock spear
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>>516190
No. We already have meteors. we no longer need tobdo that.

Make molds.
Make new weapons.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>516153
I have come back from my salt mountain
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>>516181
I want to visit hell maw, but sure lets head west and for something interesting to loot and pillage.

Bring Messiah and 4 dragons as well

Should we try researching something else for our cultural action?
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>>516190
They already have knowledge of molds. We just need to make them. Our tech would be spears.
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And now, recaps.

Gimme them
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>>516198
Too late ya salt faget
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>>516203
Enchantment. Because enchantment for us would be op. Also boosts the citadel dramatically.
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>>516205
can we do meteor rocks then?
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>>516208
Yeah thats what I suggested, make holy metal by infusing holy magic with metal. Not only it gets better but also bonus vs undead.
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>>516189
>>516141
I would say we need to explore, but we need to dedicate another culture action to praying to Kobbo God again. We need to get Gobbo dicks back and our population will grow again.
For our tech I was thinking of buffing the King again with a Warhammer blessed with lightning.
I'll accept any tech action suggestions though.
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>>516208
What do we enchant?

I think we should ask Dragon God for the ability to mind control mindless beasts.
Then we can go out looking for random fierce beasts and make them our pets
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Cultural: pray for illusion majeek?
Regular: orgy with aphrodisiacs?
Or we could start working on those golems.
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>>516215
hand crank drills!
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>>516209
We. Already. Have. Them.

Unless you mean upgrading our boulders to meteor boulders.
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>>516218
I think we're good on tools, little kobbo
We need stuff that'll help us in battle and give us bonuses.
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>>516219
yes.
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>>516217
I think waking up the smiling one is more important then having an orgy right now. Combined with the magic dildo he gives us +100.
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Orcs we huntin?
I think just scouting south and hunting would do well this turn.
I wanna buff wanpanch

Alternatively we could have the five orcs we sent with the elves teach them berserker.
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>>516224
He needs 5 more turns
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If we enchant the citadel with levitation, holy, sunlight, and other runes it can grow copious amounts of food, be practicly invincible from the undead. And we can launch the citadel out of the mountain like a space ship if it's in danger.
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>>516221
death spike. I am still waiting on that.

ALSO A POTION THAT NEGATES UNDEATH. aka us gobos cant be rezed by the humies. but can be rezed by the dragos
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So should we do this dragos?

Action:Scout west of the gobbos old home with messia and 4 dragos

Culture:Using holy magic make holy enchantments
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>>516221
metal pillars in our base to transfer lightning bolts throught our enemies

(like a Tesla coil)
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>>516224
Well... We really need pop. Plus, we can pray to the elf god to wake him up, and make it a cultural action, since we don't really need illusions right now.
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>>516227
Oh. In that case yeah, have an orgy.
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>>516227
Would elf god help us with that?
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>>516235
I like this idea.
>>516231
Death spikes requires dragon help, we need a good siege weapon like the ballista, because we need extra wood from the forest and we need to strap wheels on it for it to count as an actual siege weapn.
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>>516231
we have spikes everywhere made of metal
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>>516237
Or you could try removing the -ahem- artifact from his butt and give it to another elf for a +30 boost until he wakes up.

But you'd have to make a roll to not damage his anus in the removal process

>>516239
Elven God is silent right now since his avatar is in a coma and the last forest was ruined
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>>516223
We will do that next turn. I like it. Boner spears have a bigger bonus, though.
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>>516247
Oh yeah and I'm not going to get salty. Just so ya know. I finally feel like I have control over my sodium levels.
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>>516247
yo, op, is there a god of the undead?
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>>516247
What do you mean by silent? Is it impossible to contact him, or is he just not responding?
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>>516254
We should set back up the magic school then.
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>>516240
What about the potion idea? It would make sure the humies cant leach our tech anymore.

Explosives and trebuchets would do wonders. Or a poison cloud that one kobbo suicide bombs/ one imp flys and drops to kill all humies. Or we could mine underneath them and collapse their homes into the ground causing the ground to break apart and homes to ripped apart. Or death spikes.
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>>516253
Currently Brock is doing double duty for that. Until The Almighty God decides the undead needs a separate one.

>>516254
The latter

Currently he's up in heaven screaming swears at Brock and Orc God
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>>516232
I think we should try making Messiah impregnate one of our females for an heir
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>>516206
Culture Action: Pray to the Kobold God and wish for Goblin Penises back. We need to get our population back and not go extinct for our goblin population.
Tech Action: Build metal pillars in our base to channel our new zap powers through. They'll be used for defense against anyone who tries to invade.
>>516261
Next turn, maybe. I want our combat bonuses to be better along with King Kobs' bonuses.
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>>516266
Technically our government doesn't work like that. We need a feudal-pharaoh dragon-gobbo system for that.
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>>516264
Awright, then i have several other questions.
How many turns would creating golems take us? And if we manage to make them, could we get free actions on some things? (For example, if we tell them to build us the magic school, can we still spend our two actions, since they are doing the work?)
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>>516275
I think Ents make more sense since this is a nondescript generic fantasy land.
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>>516266
Yeah but holy enchantment leads to a load of stuff we could do in the future like some of the stuff hitler said earlier.
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NaP would teaching the elves berserk be action or something else.
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>>516268

If I may be allowed to pitch in for a moment.

Assigning a group of manlets and halfbreeds to chemistry development instead of letting it remain at a standstill may prove to be useful taking into account we're effectively walking lightning rods now.
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>>516275
Currently about 3
- 1 turn for regaining eath magic
- 1 turn for raising dirt pillars
- 1 turn for shoving magic enchanted runestones into said dirt

And no, no extra action. HUmans have skeletons + bone golem but they don't get a 3rd action either

But golems do have combat bonus and help build things faster
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>>516206
1st:Humans use the gobbos to create molds in order to shape tools and weapons, controlling the metal they now wield.
2nd: They use this tech to enhance their spears to create Flaming Heavy Metal Rock n' Boner spears.
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>>516285
Action, but also need an action on the elf side to accept your teachings

>>516291
Those are both tech
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>>516290
Ah, cool. So, would making Ents take us 1 turn? Since we still have growth, and just need to shove the magic runestones in them.
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>>516289
Oooh, good idea, Archivist.
I think that'll be a culture action and we'll get passive chemistry development. We just need scientists in general.
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>>516298
Yeah
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>>516284
We might get enchantment if we negotiate with the elves in exchange for healing their smiling one and since were scouting in their direction already.
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>>516298
You guys wanna learn berserk after this turn?

>>516206
Also I don't think there's any other orcs besides saitama showing up every once in a while.
Action: Scout south of the forest
Action: Hunt in the forest.
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>>516296
Boo. I'll fix it.

>>516223
>>516190

Sorry boys.

Hunting?
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>>516279
So, whaddya say guys? We make Ents?
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>>516307
But ours would be holy, besides I kinda want to make a massive stone dragon then fill it with the holy enchantments and holy energy as a super unit after awhile.

Also theres a good chance we wont encounter them, they also dont want to give us anything for healing him anyways since they think we'll jew them.
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>>516299

Precisely. For now I agree a population boost is necessary. What we do with the new members of our community later on is a different story.
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>>516313
Yeah. After cloaking the forest and increasing our pop we should do that.
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>>516313
Sure
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ok I have gotten my shitposting urges out of my system on other boards and have come back for serious posting.
My suggestion, orc and humans are currently the two most powerful offensive races, if they teamed up they could obliterate all the other races, thats if the other humans can calm down their murderboners long enough to get a teamup going and orcs forgive the overzealous meteor throwing as well as wanting to fuck over the other races
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>>516324
No.
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>>516319
I don't think praying for illusion would immediately give us invisibility for the whole forest, and OP said that elf god is unreachable. I say we make ents and have an orgy.
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>>516308
Why do you want to hunt? I believe we can make cooler stuff. Like sending ores to the gobbos and trade them for metallurgy, or making pottery and snelt them ourselves.
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>>516331
why not? we can always try to kill the orcs after we kill everything else, wipe out all the other races so then we can 1v1 them without the sneaky jewlizards or their tiny slaves interfering
and at this point the elves are a nonthreat at the moment
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I got bored and made a discord chat for basically no reason.
>inb4 but why did you make a discord?
answer is no real reason I just did.
Here is link https://discord.gg/wheWw
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>>516345
I wanna build up the bloodshed bonus.
It goes up by 10 per fight we get in.
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>>516350
lets keep it in thread, little implet
its no fun in a discord
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>>516348
Because the Orcs ARE the threat at the moment. That is why we targeted elves. Now Orcs are ahead. Time to clean up our mistake.
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>>516348
they tried to kill us
anyway humies let's be xenophobic fucks
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>>516358
Fine by me. Who are you?
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>>516206
Well dragons have stopped responding, unless they say something disagreeing with this use it.

Try to create holy enchantments that improve stuff we enchant with various effects that also get the added bonus of being holy

Scout west of the gobbos old home with the messia and 4 dragons.
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>>516372
humanfag a.k.a rockus maximus barbaricus
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>>516315
Ah holy enchantment sounds good.
We should enchant the manlet weapons with it so they can help out against undead
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>>516378
Smelting is our tech action this turn. What is our regular action?
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>>516322
>>516319
OI NIGGAS.
Do we make ent and have orgy? Y'all alright with that?
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>>516373
I was in another tab watching animu, anyway I might go to sleep soon so you might be the only one around

I think we should try getting a quartergod by giving Messiah a child
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>>516383
I'm fine but lets make magic school next turn.

And make sure we use aphrodisiacs in the orgy.
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>>516373
Don't forget the bonuses from the map and flying you dumbskull. Op needs specifics or else he will Jew you.
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>>516381
dude let's do some culture things
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>>516392
You wanna murder shit. Thats our culture. And last turn we used one to give us pop from Brock.

What kind of culture do you want in the middle of an arms race?
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>>516387
I was wondering where you were.

What if next turn we give the giant dragon statue in the citadel life with our enchantement? Its already made and it'll probably give a huge bonus.
>>516390
We never mapped that way and even though we have wind magic we never got a scouting bonus. You can ask op if you want though if were supposed to.
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>>516388
Yeah, i just wanted to make sure that Hemp Chewer is alright with that too.
And sure, maybe ents will help us with the magic school, make it last only 1 turn.
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>>516397
Nigga, we said map shit. That's what we said. If we don't get a mapping bonus then op is a fag.
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>>516399
Oh yeah. I'm okay with Ents. Although I do think a invisible forest would be good since PsychoElf won't wake up until 5 turns.
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>>516396
we should do navy seals (elite barbs)
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>>516404
YOu only mapped what was available at the time, this is unexplored lands
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>>516408
Yeah, but how do we get invisibility? OP said elf god is unreachable (possibly) until his avatar wakes up, or until he gets used to the new forest.
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>>516410
... aha. How about we set traps for fierce animals, feed them to the arena? Barbs get bonus training, we get skulls fed to us and free meat. Good?
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>>516419
But how could we get Ents, magical tree people, and not get a spell that makes the forest invisible.
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>>516420
ok then.... we train our warriors with fierce beasts?
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>>516411
Well I guess op has to balance. But he has to balance now ya feel? Balancing before just wasn't possible, too out of style.
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>>516432
Yes.
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>>516397
We can try that. How about asking Dragon God to select the golem as his avatar only for use in emergencies?

We can pay him every time he joins battle
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>>516206
Okay.

Barbs and Skelegobbos create molds for tools, weapons and other uses for the metal they now melt.

Barbs use their cages to capture fierce beasts. They will be used for training in the arena to make warriors stronger, a small stream of skulls flowing and meat for the living population with bones for necro uses.
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>>516431
Because we already have the magic stones, we just need to implant them in the trees.
We can't communicate with elf god, therefore he can't give us invisibility.
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>>516450
Yeah lets offer the dragon god that as his avatar, but lets see if we can get him to generally do stuff for us simply because he normally cant do stuff in our world. If he's being jewish and refuses then we offer him stuff.
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>>516472
No guys, let's just take a break from the dragon God for a while after holy enchantment to get our shit together.
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>>516469
Fair point
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>>516479
Also, we can put Ents to defend PsychoLef until he wakes up.
So, we good?
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>>516476
We haven't talked to him in a bit and our own avatar would be extremely good for us, besides other than this the messia is making all our new spells and stuff including the enchanting were about to make.
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>>516476
Get what shit together?

When were offering the massive statue as a golem for his avatar, I doubt he's gonna do anything without payment.

So we never use him unless necessary so a last line defense to buy time before we can open the door of ancient evil and fuck over everyone for fucking us
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>>516486
Yes
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>>516492
We have shit tech and culture, we need to reform shit so we don't have to open the door of doom in the first place. The dragon God will Jew us of our resources and everything will be fucked if we keep depending on his ass.
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>>516506
We dont depend on him right now and our culture isn't shit as we have a king, have breeding solved, and aren't currently falling apart. Besides we dont really need tech as important things we get from manlets and the rest we magic away.
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>>516352
Point taken. We have ti watch out for humans. They are planning heavy shit.
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>>516516
True, but I would rather upgrade the citadel with enchantments than make a golem with one. It adds more boons
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>>516523
We can do both at once next turn, we use culture to ask dragon god if he wants to be an avatar and we use an action to do whatever adjustments you want to the citadel using enchanting.
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Missing: Elves
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MC Herbalist is having 4chan troubles. I will post what he wanted too post but cannot.
>>516206
Elf turn:
Regular action: Have orgy with aphrodisiacs
Cultural: In times of need, such as this one, elves need more help than ever. So, from now on, every elf will create a small group of Ents using magical stones and trees, to protect and help them.
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>>516546
Meh. Still against it but do whatever it's only one turn.
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>>516547
They should really take that dildo out of crazy elfs butt. He's probably really backed up
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>>516547
Make Enta and have an orgy
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>>516567
Ents*
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The humans, with the knowledge gained from skelegobos, created molds for using their smelted metals in.

They also used their cages to capture beasts for arena use
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The elves stuck enchanted runestones into smaller trees and animated them into ents. The ents can be used in domestic and combat purposes.

They also had another orgy to make more babies. Pop will go up next turn
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>>516594
Awww, it's so cute
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>>516594
We should make and teach these guys how to use giant bows.
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>>516594
Ent-chan is cute! CUTE!!!
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>>516596
It would be a shame if someone set it on fire.
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The orcs scouted south of the forest

Orcs (if any is available) roll 1d100
1-9: terrible encounter
10-39: bad encounter
40-69: jack shit
70-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter
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>>516597
I just had an idea.
What if we turn the whole forest into ents? INVISIBLE TRAVELING MAGIC FOREST!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>516608
inb4 kingdom
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>>516609
Mmmmm

>>516613
Missed it just by one too
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>>516604
It's a shame that you don't know where we are, and you have no reason to scout west. Barbarians probably think that we are all dead.
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>>516621
Okay is better than jackshit
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>516608
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>>516613
The orcs found an ancient tomb! It would be crawling with undead! If the undead hasn't left and join the humans, so they're free to loot the place of its valuables

Now it's hunting time!
Roll 1d100 for finding fierce beasts to hunt
70-100: fierce beasts
40-69: fiercer beasts
10-39: even fiercer beasts
1-9: the fiercest beasts
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>516653
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>>516623
Im sure our tower can see the random forest that just sprouted from nowhere.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>516653
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>516657
>>516674
Aw shit. You orcs are in trouble. We should give you performance enhancing drugs
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Who had it's relative hospitalized? Is everything okay
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>>516657
Ah yes, the Die-er-er-wolves. Cousins to the Die-er-wolves. Angrier, even more so now that their forest was ruined

How many did the orcs encountered? Roll 1d100
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>>516678
We're hunting in the forest.
Or we should be
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>516682
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>>516686
O_O oh shit, orcs dead.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>516679
Missed the "?".
>>516682
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>>516682
This is why you don't decimate nature and wildlife.
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>>516696
Works for us barbs just fine.
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>>516699
Dragon-kin don't count
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>>516699
>Inb4 Wildlife becomes corrupted and attacks all the other races. Except elves cause we left.
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>>516686
Now roll 1d100 to kill them
Numbers 61 + fierceness factor 40 + Ruined forest anger 20 = 121 <= number to beat
Bonuses:
Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Orc God wants blood: +10; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10;
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>>516696
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Also, I got a new idea for our pipes and other nonsense, Flamethrowers, wouldn't that be great against the undead? Plus there wouldnt be any bodies to ressurect if we kill the living.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>516704
Oh shit this is easy.
Inb4 i roll less than 15
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>>516703
>inb4 magical forest was the only thing keeping the animals normal, but now that it's destroyed they get corrupted and start attacking everyone every turn.
>>516704
And it's really happening
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>>516711
Orcs have a bonus of 92
92+33= 125
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>>516711
Ya did it.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>516704
We should have connected with the forest. Maybe next turn.
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>>516718
Oh shot. Less than 10. Jackshit happens.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

This is what they get for knocking out our champion
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>>516711
>>516718
>>516725
>less than 10 difference.
Shoopy doopy doo

The savage (even more than before) wolves fought the orcs...er...savagely. The orcs were a bit surpised by this but stood their ground and fought back.

In the end the wolves escaped before neither side could gain ground

But no casualties so there's that
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>>516736
Well at least we're building up that bloodshed buff.
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That reminds me, are you going to put a limit to the orcs' bloodshed bonus?
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And now, the secound tourney round

Orcs, roll 2d2
1st match
- One Eye (1)
- One Punch Orc (2)
2nd match
- Bone Jaw (1)
- Fred the Unicorn (2)
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Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2)

>>516748
If humans can spam meteors there shouldn't be a cap.
>>516752
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>>516748
100

So if the orcs fight the 11th fight in one single thread, it won't increase anymore
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2)

>>516752
I'm back
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>>516755
Bye bye One Punch. Hello Unicorn
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d2)

>>516752
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>>516762
Wanpanch is back
>>516764
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>>516755
>5
>>516761
>1
>>516764
>4

Bye bye one punch indeed
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>>516767
Your post has the highest last digit.
One punch is dead.
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>>516772
Not dead, just no longer a Big Chief candidate
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>>516772
Ah shit.
I was looking at the wrong last number
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>>516755
When we cast meteor, thats all we can do that turn. So we have to dedicate population to cast and dedicate another to fight or defend.
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>>516770
>>516775
Wanpunch just realized that there was a special sale outside the tournament
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The final round will commence next turn
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>>516775
Awe. I thought their god liked senseless killing.
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>>516782
This tournament is rigged!!
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>>516780
Thats the only reason he lost clearly, the sale must of included nondescript animal steak.
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The manlets prayed fo dicks and have gotten it. Regular pop growth will return next turn.

And they also electrified their metallic pole traps

>>516785
The tournament was never stated to be a deathmatch when it was proposed
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>>516788
The goblins are getting dangerously close to inventing vibrating dildos.
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>>516788
which one of the two is that picture op?
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>>516795
Ha! Maybe they'll make a dildo gun to intimidate the barbarians.
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The dragons tried their hands at harnessing their holy magic into enchanting their shit.

Will prolly be done next turn.

And now they scout west, roll 1d100
1-9: terrible encounter
10-39: bad encounter
40-69: jack shit
70-89: okay encounter
90-99: good encounter
(exactly) 100: Found the elves
100+: good encounter

Bonus: Dragon Messiah +50
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>516804
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>>516796
I'll let you decide

perhaps both
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>>516804
So for next turn how about we do finish up enchanting and ask offer dragon god our bigass statue as his avatar?
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>>516804
OP will all races need to roll a perfect 100 to find us?
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>>516817
Including yourselves?
>The elves will never find themselves
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>>516825
>That's so deep I'm scured to swim in it.
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>>516817
Yeah basically, perhaps even yourselves.....or when you for some reason decided to make an expidition back into the old lands
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>>516825
How Can Orcs Be Real If Your Tusks Aren't Real
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OP which races know where the others are? I don't think the humies know where the dragos and gobbos are. Maybe even the orcs. I mean the humies never scouted for us.
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Anyway, i'm going to sleep now.
Have a good one, folks.
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>>516808
Dragons found what looks like to be an ancient portal to...somewhere. They don't know what yet but they found some treasures laying at its base so they took those home.

>>516832
Dragons and Manlets know where the humans are. Orcs not sure, they know that the orcs are inside the forest, but they don't know exactly where.

Orcs knows where humans and dragons are.

Humans knows where the orcs are, while they know that dragons and manlets exist, they don't know where they live
Because they never asked the skeletons

Elves are currently unknown to everyone but they know where orcs, humans and dragons live
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>>516847
Good night. Me and hippy refugee, who I think is Filthy hippy anew, will take care of things.
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>>516828
If we ever reclaim that place it's becoming our religious centre that all elves take a pilgrimage to occasionally.
>>516856
I am.
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>>516855
>Ancient Portal
TIME FOR DRAGON ADVENTURING PARTY

Maybe if hitlers still here as I dont want to be the only roller.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

I see turtling commencing nicely, fellow barbs.
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>>516855
impressive how a river flows from the mountains/caves into the ex-forest and just stops dead in its tracks.
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AND NOW, turn 36

Gimme dem recaps

>>516867
There's a tiny lake in there somewhere but it's blocked from view by the trees
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Alright orcs, what's our plan?
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Okay.
I lost track of what Orcs are here.
Action: Hunt in the forest
Action: Loot the tomb
Sound good?
Unless the elves want that berserk magic.
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I think for action we should make Ent sized bows and for culture we should teach them how to use them.

Also OP. Is the new forest passively growing or do we have to do that again?
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WE SCOUT
WE TECHNOLOGY
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Seriously. We need an anti undead potion.
A potion that will force it so we can never be rezzed by anything but the dragons.
The humans will do something stupid like instead of attacking us, raid us and take our gobbos for tech. Even though we will probably lose like 1 guy. They have all the tech we made.
Also Dragons if possible invent a way to teleport the citadel. If you can do that we can move and the gobbo skeletons they have will mean nothing too finding us.
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>>516879
It's passively growin since growing trees is aprt of your culture
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And I'd say that's enough of turtling.
Time to set the record straight for orcs, cause we want to "participate" in their healthy fighting tournament too.
With all our might. Forcefully.

also make some metal weapons before attack?
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Alright Barbs.

Flaming Metal Rock n' Boner Spears

Attack the Orcs before a chief is decided.
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>>516874
Elves are lone gone
Hunt + Loot sounds good.
But this time make sure that WANPUNCH takes part
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>>516869
Were doing this I think

Get in contact with dragon god and offer him our giant dragon statue as his avatar so he can btfo our enemys and he gets a sick new body.

Keep working on holy enchantment
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>>516883
dude no need to fight for now
we only fight against bigger numbers since the Great Battle of Near Human Village
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>>516886
We have 5 orcs with the elves to support them.
They haven't been doing anything with them but they're there.
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>>516881
>>516855
Gobbos, we should investigate the Portal with Dragon help. It could have some valuable stuff in it.
We'll tech the undead potion by mixing some shrooms. I think we should be good with these actions.
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>>516892
yeah. sounds a ok to me
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>>516874
>>516886
Let's go.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>516890
We are bigger numbers now.
Arm race will get us nowhere if we don't use them.
Need to cripple other civs to gain an advantage.
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>>516879
I want back our magic school.

We can teach them how to use it next turn.

It's not liked we're getting attacked anytime soon.
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>>516887
Ayo, how about investigating the portal, dragons?
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>>516891
Are those guys still with the elves? I thought they left or were kicked out or something
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>>516869
First Action: Make supports on the roof above the citadel. That way the roof doesn't collapse via meteor.
Second Action: Invent a potion that will negate ALL revivals beside the dragons. Then have all the gobbos and dragons drink it. (draggos you okay with drinking it?)
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>>516904
They never made an action to get rid of them.
They also know the way home but since we aren't in contact with them we can't meta this shit.
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>>516902
Can we hold off until next turn? The other dragon wanted enchantment done and I really want to get an avatar. Then we'll go in with you.
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>>516910
Orc mercs are just hanging around the elves at the moment
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>>516912
>>516908
Alright, Imp Inventor is good to go with our actions.
We'll do exploring next turn.
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>>516912
You want an avatar of dragon God?

How much do you think he'll charge you?

Probably all of it.

And tithes forever.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>516900
Seconding. The point of metal molds.
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OP does the faction that decides their action last go last? Or how do you do turns?
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>>516921
It's always
Humans > Elves > Orcs > Dragons > Manlets
Which means we get 0 fucking prep time for any meteor spam.
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>>516929
turn based games are awesome
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>>516921
Humans > Elves > Orcs > Manlets
> Dragons

As that's the order of the race list in the first thread
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>>516919
so we just enhance spears now? Not making huge ass swords to cleave evil?
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>>516910
>>516915
Let's just keep it that way for now.
They could come in handy later.
>>516929
Humans are assholes, what else is new
>>516899
いく ぜ!
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>>516918
Well the plan is we let him keep the statue once the dragons are no more and he gets the added benefit of being able to have time with his son, aka calling him a faggot whenever he does something he doesn't like.
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>>516935
Quick action in between turn. Ask Kobbo god what he would need to bring our turn to the front.
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>>516940
No Rockology bonus for that, but up to you. Ill trust the mecha enthusiast judgment. Just know that barbs never used swords before.
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>>516940
>barbs
>swords
that's a first
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>>516901
Fine. But shall we still still construct bows for the Ents now or should we increase our population? If we're making a school of magic then I say we should have a population boom for a normal action.
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>>516961
Ok then.
Another aphrodisiacs aided orgy and making a school of magic.
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>>516949
"You'll need to colelctively suck off every other tribe at the same time in one turn"
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>>516869
Action: Hunt in the forest (w/ WANPUNCH)
Action: Loot the empty crypt (w/ WANPUNCH)
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>>516940
nah, let's do axes
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>>516953
well I was just thinking that we got tech we need to get some sort of bonus for that before attacking.
let's just go with spear enhancement and later develop swords
>>516957
isn't that's more classic than rock throwing?
also considering we can work metal now - can we go HEAVY METAL age?
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>>516971
Barbs as in the barbas in this game
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>>516949
Lets ask kobbo god if he can see any cool stuff we should check out. I mean he's got a really high vantage point
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>>516869
>>516965
Okay. So have a orgy with aphrodisiacs involved and reestablish the school of magic.
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>>516975
we are just evolving into more badass ones
and technically we are humans before barbs, that's just a stage.
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>>516971
The female in that picture dies
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>>516966
I mean...that's not too too hard. Capture a humie then negotiate with the other races for it.

Okay Manlets. Second objective to be done later. Capture a scouting squad and steal one of the humies.

Other races what would you need in order for us to suck one of you off.

Side note. Can we set up like a tribal council where all the races get together. No reason for this suggestion.
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>>516983
>spoiler for a 30+ year old film
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>>516987
>Kobold asking to suck off elf.

>So much no. So much.
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>>516987
Humans can't be bargained with.
They can't be reasoned with.
They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until we are all dead.
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>>516991
I eman, there's the issue with all the teeth
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>>516995
No one said it had to be pleasant.

:)
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>>516982
Agreed. Heavy Metal Age is requested.
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>>516994
we just wanna fight with someone strong enough to provide a challenge.
not like we are going to genocide you into submission, that's more for hippies and chicken brains
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>>516989
That's what it's there for.
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>>517004
>we just wanna fight
>Casts giant meteor on entire race
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>>516987
.....You'd be crushed if yoy were to try that with a willing dragon. And not by his weapon or claws.
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>>517012
That's just natural selection, no hard feelings
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>>517013
Yeah I'll stick for the rolling.
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>>517014
But it's not natural. The meteor was caused by man and directed at the forest.
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Free Action: Ask Kobbo god what he has in shop. And what he wants for said things in magic godly shop.
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>>517013
>
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>>517025
But it was natural for us to make that choice.
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>>517030
That aint a free action
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>>517035
>raises evil army of undead
>attempts genocide on all other races via meteor
>just a prank bro
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>>517034
Would biting it from the side count? Or just the tippity tip. Also does the kobbo have to be alive?

Small side note. There are 134 humies. One of them is prob forcing a gobbo skele to suck him off right? One that the other humies dont know he is doing that.
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>>517035
No it wasn't. It was done with intent. It would be considered natural if it was done on instinct but casting a meteor required planning and cooperation.
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>>517040
dude chill out
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>>517030
>he
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>>517040
There was no joking about it.

I just keep the orcs around for derp faces.
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Was it confirmed Kobbo god was female? Also I have no reason to believe a god needs a gender.
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>>517042
YOu have to take it all in, and the manlet needs to be alive.

And the act must be perfomed simultaneously
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so barbs, I'm confirming turn as folows then?

1st action - Hence we have metallurgy now, first thing we did is enhanced our current equipment with metal. Mostly focused on our new Flaming Heavy Metal Rock Hard Boner Spears. If any metal will left afterwards, we enhance our skull fists and flaming spikey rock ammunition with it.
That starts Heavy Metal Age.

2nd action - Still being impressed that Orcs somehow smashed the meteor in pieces, we decided to meet them face to face with our regular greeting. Aka full on raid on their camp with everything we got.

>>517025
>>517035
also they didn't know
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>>517049
Not yet, OP only said she's "possibly" a she
>>515892
>>515894
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>>517049
OP wanting shenanigans isn't a reason?
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>>517053
Wanna bring Skelebool or let him defend camp?
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>>517053
brock akbar
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>>517053
Bring it
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>>517051
okay okay. What I am hearing is asking Kobbo god for the ability for our bodies to be extremely stretchy. Then once we have it send one gobbo to sneak into the other peoples bases and suck em off in their sleep.

Or OP could make up so other way for us to go before the humies.
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>>517057
That is always the reason for me doing anything

Liek I could decalre all races only have one person, right now. For shit n giggles.
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>>517058
bring with us of course, they still got forest bonus, need to balance that out
>>517060
we are only happy when we fight against you
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For future reference. Orcs and Elves have no idea we summoned those meteors since we did the incantation in our own village.
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>>517063
I figured, that's why I asked the other guy if it wasn't a good reason
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>>517062
YOu gotta suck em off, there's no other way, trusdt me. I'm a very trustworthy person.

The sucking off must be performed in sync. All the dicks must be sucked at the same time.

This sucking off needs to be a very well coordinated one
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>>517063
OP are the thorny vines we laced along the river still there?
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>>517070
>A giant rock being shot at the forest
Geez, I wonder who could behind this...
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Well since I do appear to be the only gobbo here (beside maybe king gobbo) Next turn we will start trying to suck of everyone else.

Also OP if possible when the action does happen can the kobbos that do it get a bonuses if they fight and sneak?
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pls op do a gandhi for us humans we too brute
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>>517070
At this point, Orcs/Elves just blame humans for everything.
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>>517082
And manlets
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>517070
>>517080

so I confirm that turn?
No further objections?
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>>517079
No fellatio for anyone, little Imp.
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>>517089
Confirm it

The rock says so.
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>>517089
bring it on

oh jesus can do too
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>>517096
ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD! Also it should only take 2 turns.
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>>517073
It's still there, that's why the current orc home turf bonus is 45
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>>517089
BROCK WISHES FOR RAID

>>516869
WE CONFIRM OUR TURN >>517053
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>>517103
Draggos have Jesus.
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>>517079
No blowjobs the turn order is fine
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>>517106
Ok then I'll just walk the humans walk through thorny vines after wading through the river.

Gonna be plenty amusing.
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>>517107
You should have asked firnthe edgiest border possible.
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>>517096
For our turn lets ask kobbo god for some maps to find new stuff
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>>517108
I thought of new genius idea.
how about we create more bone golems and give them HUGE METAL SWORDS
and maybe get skellies to pilot them or something
plz
>>517116
eh, that's way too specific. too late now
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>>517108
fuck their jesus
we need to have OUR own jesus
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>>517127
You already have Brock.
And Brock's helmet.
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>>517124
Turn was already decided.

Fortify roof and make anti rez beside Dragon rez potion.
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>>517125
Yes golems, yes swords, no pilots. Waste of manpower since they are already alive. We need bones.

Also a border is not too complicated since gobbos and draggos have them.
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>>517134
we need pilots, dude pls
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>>517134
ah, I was thinking about weapons and shit. you meant turn civ border. oh well
we'll leave that to op
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>>517140
I just said we didnt. No logic in piloting a living er... undead thing.
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>>517152
I think that'll add the bonus in the end. Big golems usually unresponsive and a bit slow by themselves
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>>517159
Ask OP. I dont think so.

If it was a stone golem or something, maybe.
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>>517159
And The Chief could have a cool ass Golem
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>>517164
I'd go for stone golems, but we can't make them
anyway that's just an idea atm, we can go with bone golems and metal swords for now.
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>>517172
He has a Boss Dragon mount. Thats way more metal than a golem
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Alright, I have to go after this so let's do this as quick as possible.

The humans developed Heavy Metal alongside their Rock and moved into the Heavy Metal Age.

haha, puns

They now move to attack the orcs in the ruined forest
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>>517182
>that border
I knew I could believe in ya, OP
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>>517182
Oh boy. I hope this is appropriate for now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY
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>>517182
That border is glorious.
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ORCS vs HUMANS (again)

Both sides roll 1d100
Bonuses:
Humans: Chief's Power +30; Boss Skeledragon +10; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Improved Arena Training +20; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Heavy Metal Rock Hard Boner Spears +30; Sneks +5; El Skelebool +25; Skeledragons' Necro Breath +15; Superior numbers: +20

Orcs:
Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Boar mounts: +6; Smaller chieftains +5; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10; Spirit Manifest +5;One Punch Orc: +50; Orc God wants more blood: +20, Home Turf +45
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>517195
CHESTOOOO
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>517195
BROCK YES!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>517195
BANZAAAAAAAAIII~
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>>517203
oh geez
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>>517203
R.I.P orcs.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

WANPUNCH
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saitama orc.... do it....
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>517195
All or nothing.
This is bullshit.
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>>517208
Nice save
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>>517182
Fuckin hell, glorious border
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>>517212
Nicer save
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>>517212
>higher bonus
>gets a draw
>bullshit
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>>517213
It doesn't mean anything.

The human bonuses are +200
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>>517212
Wow, even the humans can't win against the Orcs
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>>517212
>4 point difference
Stalemate again. haha, this is glorious
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>>517219
Orc Bonuses is 225 while HUmans are 220
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>517195
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>>517219
Orc bonus are higher with home turf
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>>517219
Humans bonuses total +220
Orcs bonuses total +225
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>>517212
The dastardly humans evil plans have been foiled with a draw!
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>>517212
May Malacath bless you.
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I want brofist orcs now. they are alright guys, can withstand our full force.
I recognize them as a one of our level of civ.
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>>517237
Peace Treaty to cleanse the land of races?
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>>517241
Nigga fuck you.
Attacking our camp like that.
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>>517237
They wouldn't have withstood this if they were outside of the forest.
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>>517241
dunno, but they have my respect now as warriors.
>>517245
that's how we greet people
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A turn spent attacking the orcs is a turn wasted.
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>>517245
dude chill out
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I respect humans too. It's cool to have a nemesis.
>>517241
Sorry. I want to make good orcs.
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>>517237
you'd think orcs would also respect battle prowess
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Both side fought fiercely. Fists flew, spears thrown, rock thrown, orcs also thrown, fire everywhere and a whole lotta cursing.

In the end both are matched evenly, their savagery equal. A stalemate happened where no one gained the upper hand.

In the the humans went back home without victory nor casualties, while the orcs stayed home without bloodshed.
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Elves continued to fuck and built the second magic school
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>>517259
Magic school 2:Electric Boogaloo
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>>517253
it was worth it just for this pic
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The orcs hunted once again

Ya know, to make it quick, roll 2d100 first to find both beasts and beast numbers

70-100: fierce beasts
40-69: fiercer beasts
10-39: even fiercer beasts
1-9: the fiercest beasts
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>>517253
Image is totally worth it. Battle boner rages.
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You know what.
Lets colonize and develop writing
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>>517271
You spelled "creating giant golems to wield giant metal swords" wrong
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Rolled 89, 4 = 93 (2d100)

>>517266
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Rolled 10, 46 = 56 (2d100)

>>517266
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Rolled 89, 40 = 129 (2d100)

>>517266
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>>517277
I'm short on time, so let's pick the highest last digit.

Orcs found angry Dire...bears, yeah.
Numbers 46 + fierceness factor 60 + Ruined forest anger 20 = 126 <= number to beat
Bonuses:
Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Orc God wants even more blood: +30; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10; One Punch Orc +50


So EZ
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>>517275
Dude we do it later, it's not our priority right to develop big weapons now. We're the major powerhouse in the Quest, no sane fuckrr will attack us now
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>>517271
We can colonize forest after orcs move.
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>>517293
That's an auto win anyway so let's move straight into the FINAL ROUND FOR THE BIG CHIEF POSTION

Roll 1d2
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>517293
Yeah but we need that overkill.
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>>517293
literally 2ez
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>517293
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>517301
oh wait nevermind.
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>>517301
OP since the animals in that forest are used to it being magic will draining it make them hyper lethal corrupted monsters?
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>>517297
and let orcs get even more powered up?
their "greater good" and "peace" will eventually knock our doors, especially if they unite with dragons once again
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>517301
ONE EYE FOREVER
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

Random roll to MEGA-kill the dire bears.
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>>517307
That's what the "fiercest beasts" criteria is there for
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>>517297
Orcs are equal and almost stronger than us. We have to beef up.
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>>517309
dude, fred the unicorn wins
you have the highest last digit
RIP
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>>517301
*cheers for Fred*
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>>517309
Unicorn wins
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>>517308
I'm the only peaceful one. I don't know about my pals. As long as you don't mess with us or our friends, it's all cool.
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>>517323
I'm just trying to build up our bloodshed.
ALSO WHAT ABOUT OUR LOOTING?
>>517314
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Lets atleast createa the writing then...
So we have dogtags to indentify the dead and uh... .
what
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>>517309
And the final round ends after a fierce battle between One Eye and Fred the Unicorn.

Ah yes, Fred the Unicorn. Some says his horn is actually a tusk grown freakishly, some says it's from a fight with a ragin beast, other says he fell on a horn one day. But now they all say he's the new Big Chief of the Orcs.

In other news
The Ancient tomb had no guards so the looting went without trouble
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>>517329
writing is for wusses
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>>517308
>>517323
I see us as more "honorable" than "peaceful".
We won't start an unjust war, but...
You did just try to kill us off twice in a row.
...just don't do it again, okay?

Also stay away from the gobbos.
Mad respect for those guys.

...I'm alright if you kill the homos and/or jews.
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The manlets built bronze pillars to support the citadel ceiling.

They also created a potion that "supposedly" prevents undeath. Will need testing
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>>517332
>>517340
Well what'd we loot?
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>>517340
ayy kobbos
we could make a giant lightning rod that extends out from the top of the mountain
it'll catch lightning and we could use it as a giant tower
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>>517341
Stuff
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>>517334
>...just don't do it again, okay?
you expect us to be satisfied with just one draw?
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>>517334
I'm an orc, friend.
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>>517340
Kill one Kobbo that agrees to die for testing. Since the undead come just from dieing and not from being raised. When he is dead ask the dragos to rez him since the potion will not affect their magic.

Dragons you ok with rezzing a single gobbo that way none of your guys become undead dragos?
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>>517355
I know senpai
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The dragons finished their creation of holy enchantment thanks to the messiah.

Dragon God was contacted so he could take the statue to be his avatar. This was his answer
"I'll require no material payment this time, mortals. But I need you to perform the summoning ritual so I may pass my power into the statue. I need all dragons to form a circle around it, sing kumbaya twice - once forwards and once backwards, then you need to gran the tail of the dragon on your left and yank 5 times, after that turn around and kick the dragon on your right in the ass - dead center- 6 times. Finally join hands again and do a simultaneous backflip that lands yourselves on your heads. Do this next turn and I'll grant the statue my power"

And so this ends this session, think about it until the enxt update, bye.
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>517341
Some artifacts that'll need to be indentified next turn
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>>517334
>Also stay away from the gobbos.
Mad respect for those guys.
Aw shit niggaaa
We gobbos always wanted to team up with your orcs since the beginning, but OP placed us on opposite sides of the map
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>>517345
I like that idea
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>>517364
>All those step
It sounds so bullshit and he's fucking with is but we'll probably have to do it.
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So now we have 4 more turns until PsychoElf wakes up. Between then and now the Humams could possibly attack us while we lack our +100 bonus.
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>>517374
>worried about roof collapsing
>build giant edifice on top of roof
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>>517378
This is great actually. We can just use culture to unlock sophisticated ritual then gain a bonus to roll for the bullshit. We can then use sophisticated ritual as a catalyst for other magic/culture.
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>>517379
Humans need to get past the orcs and roll a perfect 100 (total) to get at us.

I think we have a good shot.

Oh and let's do an orgy every turn until we get 30-40 pop.
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>>517379
They don't know where you are.
They only know where we are.
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>>517380
We Manlets are all about those phallus shaped objects.
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>>517383
I kind of want to have orgies until we reach 100. I think we would be the first race to break the barrier if we did. PS undead don't count.
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>>517389
My opinion depends on if OP will make pop growth dependant on current pop size so that it's exponential.
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>>517382
I doubt we need to unlock it, we'll just need to do it and the ritual will probably just be a one time thing.

There a 99% percent chance he's fucking with us though and he'll make fun of us after.
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which fraction is with vacancy?
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>>517394
Ayy
Kobbos or Orcs always need players
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>>517389
If we put off buffing WanPanch we could hit 100 next turn.
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>>517387
I just feel like the Barbarians might decide to travel west and see if they can find any elves.
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>>517394
Elves have space as well.
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>>517396
i will have a look first
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>>517404
Humans have a lot of afks too, but no one likes us.
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>>517394
I think Dragons could use some extra players. The orcs as well but they always need more players.
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>>517396
What?
There were 6 gobbos last I checked
brb counting
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the history is too deep and when is the next session?
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>>517420
Follow OPs twitter and you'll know. He posts an hour before he starts usually
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>>517420
>history too deep
>only on part 7
come on now
read through everything
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>>517425
Goblin=Kobbo?

>>517410
why?
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>>517427
Join HEAVY METAL BARBARIANS
we didn't do nothing wrong all these threads.
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>>517427
If you read through this thread, or maybe last one you would know that the gob is mated with dragons for some stupid fucking reason and that made kobolds and imps.

>>517391
Doesn't mean we can't get a decent tech out of it in the meanwhile.
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>>517429
You assaulted a dragon who was just passing by and gave him PTSD.
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>>517433
his fault being huge chunk of meat flying above.
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>>517437
You attacked our forests to rape our women.
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Dragons are definitely most in need of players.
Gobbos are least in need of players
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>>517437
But you also destroyed a lot of the forest for no reason and you've slaughtered hundreds of innocent animals.
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>>517432
Why would we need to try to get it when dragon god just told us what it is? So we already have it. Its just some random steps he wants us to do that probably dont do anything particularly special other than getting dragon god to possess the statue.
>>517433
Never forget the day of rock ptsd.
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>>517440
>>517444
you are cannibal hippies, your fault
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>>517425
Summary:
>Gobbos and Dragons (read:jews) are besties 4ever
>Humans are rock-loving assholes
>Elves have rock-loving assholes
>Humans develop necromancy + army of undead
>Everyone attacks humans
lolnope humans win
>Orcs bunk with elves
>Humans hit elves with meteor
elves destroyed
>elves run away like pansies
>Humans try to hit orcs with meteor
lolnope
>Punch that meteor
>Orcs become weebs
>Gobbos become kobbos by f***ing dragons

Did I leave out anything important?
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I still rmb playing as tree cannibals
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>>517448
>Elves run like pansies
Oh screw you.

We only had to run cause we had 4-6 pop and you knocked out the physical incarnation of our god.
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>>517448
Orcs also sometimes send out mercenary war bands. Also you faggots punched out our champion right before the meteor attack.
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>>517456
>>517454
Funny thing is if orcs didn't put your hero in a coma you'd be completely fine and your forest wouldn't have been btfo.
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>>517454
>>517456
>most powerful elf
>lalala i love living in our peaceful forest
>oops haha a tree fell on me
>ded
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>>517459
We know.

We know.
>>517460
Not dead KO'd

And that's because kobolds gave OP an idea and you know how OP is.
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>>517440
You cannibals killed and ate us first.
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>>517462
I don't think OP likes Elves and he wants us to suffer. Also he has an obsession with dicks as shown with the "ancient" artifact.
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>>517466
You attacked us first.

We became cannibals afterwards.
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>>517471
Elf magic is clearly powered by gayness seeing as most of your magic items are dick shaped or have dicks on them.
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>>517473
We explored your woods and got arrows to the face. EXPLORING. not attacking
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>>517466
Eeeerm, because you attacked them? The canabalism was kinda over the top and stupid. But what did you expect by antagonizing? I mean you have to, all of your culture and dice and abilities demand it but don't complain when you lose every once in a while.
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>>517480
See
>>517479
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>>515633
me 2
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>>517477
Literally everything is shaped like dicks just so that OP can insert cheap humor.
>Goblin forts
>Barbarian spears
>Orc heads
They're all dicks
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>>517486
>Constantly denying you attacked the elves with the intent to steal their women
Come on now we all remember what happened rock head.
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>>517480
I didn't want the canabalism but some other elf was pushing really hard for it.
So yea.
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>>517488
>another kobbo
>eighth kobbo this thread
>dragons shed a single jewish tear
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>>517502
winners write history, you know
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>>517509
is there only one dragon?
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>>517508
Would that have been Pot dealer? I only remember there being two elves, you and pot dealer, in the beginning threads then I joined part way into the second one.
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>>517502
Stealing women happened second. It happened at the orc and elf meeting. And we ended up taking men.
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>>517515
I'm pretty sure.

Undo the canabalism in the future?
You up for that.
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>>517517
Thats how you stop the undead tho.
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>>517516
You tried twice.

And you tortured your captives the second time.
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>>517517
I remember like 5 elves died from food poisoning from cannibalism so yeah. However I think we should keep it so that we turn our dead enemies into fertilizer.
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>>517512
Ah yes, that is usually the case when you subjugate a whole group of people instead of winning some skirmishes. However the elves still live and were just living in our holy bubble, while orcs are just sorta there.
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>>517519
Yea we did torture them, but we killed them for Brock in the end. It gave us nothing.


We killed them for nothing.

>Their death was pointless
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where r all the kobbos? they all get off?
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>>517517
Actually that canabalism could totally make the elves tougher if they capitalized on it somehow, I mean now that they are really fucking desperate they might get a lot more swole and humie like.

Also forgot trip
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so what can elf do now as they are refugee?
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>>517525
The thread is done for now
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Humans: 163
Barbarian with too many hats 74 posts
Rock Solid 30 posts
humanfag 27 posts
Filthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon 17 posts
Middle Eastern Rocker 15 posts
Elves: 115
Refugee Hippy 33 posts
Hemp chewing Elf 51 posts
MC Herbalist 31 posts
Orcs: 106
Emergency Orc 49 posts
Orc Saitama 38 posts
Blacroc Clansman 19 posts
Dragons: 89
Radical Dragon 37 posts
Horny Dragon 36 posts
Draconian hitler 'the salty' 16 posts
Gobbos: 84
Imp Inventor 32 posts
King Kobbo 27 posts
Kobbo Engineer 13 posts
little green implet 5 posts
Hobbo Gobbo 3 posts
Impish Archivist 2 posts
Spicy Kobbo Manlet 1 post
langdon kobbo 1 post
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>>517525
There ain't no point in staying besides shitposting. Op is done for the day.
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>>517525
Im still here
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>>517520
Hey hemp you down for figuring out how to cut off others from magic.

We can make curse rituals and such.
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what are the usual hours of operation?
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https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Ops twitter account
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>>517521
tell that to what left of elves
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>>517532
I guess i talk too much.
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>>517548
Better than the opposite
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>>517557
We really gotta weaponize Orc Charisma.
Or we should hunt twice in one turn.
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>>517562
Should just off 4 orcs to buff WANPUNCH
And we should do the deal with the gobbos
>>>512180
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>>517574
Ayy Orcs
You're our first choice to settle with if the Dragons ever decide to abandon us.
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>>517574
I wanna run the materials.
I also wanna bang them together and see if we can't create anything with Orc Strength.
We should probably make the tomb a base.
And make the manlets create a flying pirate ship for us in exchange for the materials.
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>>517576
Don't worry gobbos, we'll stick by you to the end.
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>>517584
>>517582
Personally, we could leave the Kobolds with the Dragons and have the Goblins integrate with Orc society.
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>>517582
>human necromancers #1 threat
>lets settle in an undead tomb!
We'll just destroy the mats if we try to do anything
Let the big brain puny bodies deal with it
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>>517594
All the undead got up and left when humans started their emo phase.
Entire reason we didn't have to roll for it.
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>>517589
Are you eventually planning to send goblins to integrate with every other (non-human) race & make cross-breeds?
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>>517589
I forsee the average gobbos life expectancy to drastically fall living with th orcs with how brutal their society is. And the constant human attacks.
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>>517599
Nay, goblins and orcs are just meant to go with the orcs
Kobolds can stay with the dragons and become another tribe.
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>>517601
We really don't wanna split this up even more.
We'll eventually just send a caravan to the manlets with the spacerocks.
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>>517602
We can do it next turn
Let's also bring the loot we got from the tomb.
Dragons like loot.
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>>517610
We don't even know what the loot is yet.
For all we know it could be a yellow jumpsuit with red gloves, red boots, and a white cape.
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>>517616
That somehow withstands a level of abuse that would turn people to ash.
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>>517626
Well we won't know until the next session.
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>>517629
Maybe if we're real nice, OP will let us know what the loot is without having to use an action
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>orcs going shonen route
>barbs will go giant robot route
>elves are on yaoi route
>dragons on manlet tentacle hentai route
weeb civ the videogaem
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>>517639
Well I can't just go and get the godhand for the orcs.
Although it would be nice.
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>>517496
I am an incredibly simple man
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that didn't went... terrible.
what are our plans?
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Shit I missed another thread. Fucking blackouts. At least Orcs have stands now. Jotar-Ork and Di-Ork when?
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>>517865
make big swords for our own usage
attack orcs
make golems out of rocks and bones
attack orcs
make huge ass swords for golems out of rocks and bones
attack orcs
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>>517870
sounds OK i guess, cant we just make the sword + golems and then attack the orcs?
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>>517875
golem and sword will count as separate actions I think, so I doubt that'll be allowed.
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>>517870
why the fuck are you attacking us? Orcs dindu nuffin.
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>>517879
I know but I meant to attack the orcs on the second turn
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>>517882
you are our rival, that's only natural
>>517883
they'll identify artifacts at that point and probably get even more buffier with their one punch orc
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>>517883
We are allowed 1 tech per turn. We can make swords as a tech, golems as a tech and swords FOR golems as a tech.
Attacking is a regular action. So unless you wanna go hunting amd risk Orcs being more powerful, the option is there, but I'd rather fight and survive.
>>517882
>The coalition against us was nothing.
K.
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>>517909
don't forget that orcs first action was to steal our eggs
we didn't even had any ourselves
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>>517911
Fuck those guys.

But i respect them.

Dirty green bastards.
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I feel as if, the humans are the Dundus of these threads.
After all, they have been nothing but antagonistic to absolutely everyone and yell shit along the line of "they started it" when asked why
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>>517886
Have you tried to cast a full pop meteor since the pop boost? You have quite a few now
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>>517942
personally I feel as if humans should use our meteors sparingly, if we abuse them too much it will only end poorly for us