Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling manlets (goblins, kobolds and imps) and the greedy dragons.Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while manlets get an extra tech.After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.Currently, Turn 34 has started and no recap for each tribe has been madeLast thread >>503132Previous threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>515625AyyyWhere my Kobbos and Imps at?
god damn it right when I was literally about to go to bed
>>515625Dragon currently here
Here be the anchor post. Give your recaps here
>>515648Action: Scout the land we're currently at to see what biome it is.Culture: Appoint a new priestess to communicate with Elf God.
>>515625Oh shit no twitter notification.Also OP what are the "Orc god bloodshed" bonus levels?So far I saw a +10 and +20.
I think we should create clay bricks as our tech action to improve our buildings, make houses and gain some pop by making houses, what do you guys think?
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>515648Rolling to revive OP.
Let's scout west of the former gob caves and map the area hoping to find something together with Messiah and 3 dragonsAlso let's try out our new resurrection magic on live animal subjects. Let's kill some moles and resurrect as well as resurrecting after the mole turned undead. The results should be interesting
>>515648Culture: Pray to Kobold God for magic we can use. Ask for lightning magic in particular.Tech: Create an advanced suit of armor for King Kobs the I, it'll be passed down from generation to generation of Kings.
>>515655Everytime orcs start a fight it's a +10. BUt any fight after that one in the same thread gets another +10 each time.
>>515667Does that include hunting or does it have to be fights?
Rolled 1 (1d10)throwing rock to see if I should go to bed or stay up for 16+ hours to stay in thread
Yo. Orcs:-More phantasy martial arts attacks. Like shoryuken, hadoken and tatsumaki.-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our kingsguard.I thought in more things:-Attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our chiefsguard.-Trade with the goblins: awesome meteor metals for their weapons and armour forging tech.-Create war drums.-Decree that military service for 5 years is obligatory. Every orc has to know how to fight.-Create the "testudo" and "scieldwall" tactics.-Practice (mounted) archery, spear throwing and lance couching.-Pray our god for the revival of the magical tree. Then attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.-Building a temple for our monks in a peaceful place in the woods.-Sending our shaman to the temple so he teaches then how to talk with spirits and stuff.-Sending our chief to the temple for a HARD-FUCKING-CORE training session of Orc Fu and spirit things.-Armored mounts.-Tame direwolves.-Double the troops training and recruiting.-Palisade.-Command the chieftains to become training masters and army commanders.-Create fitting bows for our size.Also, consider >>515055
>>515670Depends if the orcs fight what they hunt head on like then humans or not
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>515671Go to bed faget let me show you how rock throwing is doneBoulder throw!
>>515661Instead lets scout out the ruined forest and see if we can find any lost elven secrets.Also its resurrection not necromancy they'll just come back the same. I kinda want to work on getting better helmets so they aren't crude.
hey barbs what about we do some tech
>>5156481st. Barbs use the 184 skulls gathered and give them Brock in exchange for population.2nd:SkeleGobbos lead in building a large and safe to use smelter in the barb village. Individual tribe members travel north of the village into an open area and cast small meteor spells. They would work together to bring the sky rocks back to camp to smelt them.
>>515672>orc temple>gather meteorite chunks to trade with gobbos>infuse forest with orc blood>learn metallurgy from gobbos
>>515681If we find out that undead can come back then its our superweapon against undead dragons.Fuck the other race undead apart from gobs though, they wont get their pop back since were using SMITE
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>515690Rolling to res OP cooler than ever
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>515690Rolling to make OP roll (literally) in his grave
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>515690nah, this is how you revive OP
>>515636>>515644>>5156851 use all skulls for more human pop 2 learn metallurgy/built smelter using metal from meteorsOkay?Suggestions or opinions.
>>515691>>515672I was gonna say we should work on building up our bloodshed bonus.And collecting meteorite chunks.And asking Orc God how sick it was to punch a meteor into pieces.
>>515696We dont have any undead to test on though. Just corpses we would have to kill that would come back as if we never killed them.
>>515681I would think everything with destroyed by the meteor. Also I don't want you using our stuff to make tentacle rape torutre devices.
>>515690Barbs use undead magic to bring back OP.>>515701Just put that exact thing as our action.
Rolled 804 (1d1000)>>515690if more than 800 OP is now a skeleton via Barb necromancy
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>515700Dam son>>515680Counter Boulder throw
>>515704We might as well confirm this before fighting humans.They might get their physical flesh back but still hostile so this is important
>>515710Humans use undead magic for damage control. OP cant be wild!
>>515701dude we already have like 150 popswe need to reverse engineer the fuck out of the dead enemies
Rolled 46 (1d1000)>>515710>>515711fuck reroll I guess
>>5157179 humans and a lot of undead is not goid numbers.
>>515702Yeah, if we tell him about our sick abilities he will surely reward us with more magic. Plus, let's mine metals. Are we done?
>>515718dice god why do you hate me, you give me what I wanted when It was too late, and when I could you give me shit
>>515717Most undead, real human pop is like 20 dudes,also pop was cut in half in the last time when dice god was drunk.
>>515718It is too late, OP will now ruin everything
>>515704So I take it that we scout west?I want to bring Messiah and 3 dragons along so if we encounter elves we can heal their Smiling One for enchantment
>>515721Oh, and we can ask him about a blood ritual or something to connect ourselves with the forest.
>>515731Nah let him be in a coma lets check out their burned forest looking for stuff to take. If they want him healed they'll come.Also do the resurrection test also I guess. We should also use the tests as an opportunity to learn about organs and stuff.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>515730I fucked up, rolling for emergency meteor, before OP does something everyone except him will regret
>>5156481 use all skulls for more human pop 2 get small meteors to fall some distance from the human village, for later usage to mine that precious sky metal.
>>515731Ayo das a a bit meta
>>515735I want to avoid the forest since the humans can hit us with their slings.How about we investigate North and go for hell maw instead?
>>515738Why would you roll that?! Or pop is doomed
>>515731Wait. The smiling one is still in a coma? I thought we rolled to see if he woke up and survived the meteor.
>>515740I already posted our recap, dude.Not that it matters. Canon killed us this time.
>>515747IIRC you only rolled to see if he was in a part of the forest the meteor didn't hit, he's still in a coma
>>515747We rolled for him surviving not waking up.
>>515743I'd rather not be murder fucked by demons even with our holy powers, besides it would be meta as fuck if humans shoot at us when they'res still a layer of trees and orcs between them. That and I want to loot the place and of secrets. If you want though we can roll and see where we scout with a d2.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>515730Assisting
>>515738Now all tribes are killed in a tragic rolling accident.The End.Goodnight everybody
>>515753How about this:We scout the ruined forest for anything worth looting and since were in the forest anyway, check up on the orcs to see if theyre alive and if they have anything to give us space rock for the manlets
>>515759Well it's been a pleasure bantering with you fags from the sidelines.See you next adventure, OP.
>>515759Dice god, still an asshole
>>515760Alright we can do that, so we'd be looting the place then afterwards checking on orcs since there already there. So its technically one action.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>515759fucking dice god, cursing my rolls, fucking assholeone last roll to save the everyone?
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>515759I appease the great God to roll back the destruction.
>>515771I guess he's still drunk as fuck
>>515771The Almighty has heard your prayers and retconned the stupidity
>>515771You kill us and then save us, is this an abusive relationship.
>>515759Alright where's the strawpoll.>>515780Oh wait nevermind.
>>515780So, is Almighty, OP or is OP, Almighty?>>515783Its true. It hurts.
>>515783>>515787Don't blame me, blame the alcoholic Dice god
>>515787Are we playing the game, or the game playing us?!ThinkaboutitHow Can OP Be Real If Our Eyes Are Not Real
>>515793Paladins are realSo OP must be real or else how would he not be a paladin.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>515793Rolling for the other gods to stage an intervention for dice god.
>>515793Op confirmed as Jayden Smith.
>>515793Nice One OP
>>515793Oh, but OP....i can taste you Thsp thsp thsp thsp
>>515801Is he salty?
>>515648First action: Capture and kill some moles to experiment our new resurrection magic on them in order see the results of what happens when you try resurrecting an undeadSecond action: Visit the ruined forest with Messiah and 4 dragons to salvage some phat loot the elves left behind. Also check up on the orcs since were there anyway and see if they have anything to give to us
>>515806More like he eats too much salt. A "salt filling" if you will.A Twinkie of Salt
>>515733So Culture: Pray to Orc GodAction: Collect some space rocks
>>515808Thats two regular actions, drago
>>515815This>>515808Do the Recap again
>>515815Oh your right>>515808We have to make this a culture, lets do this so we see the what happens and if we can replace the evil energy in undead with holy energy. So it'll technically be culture since it involves magic.
>>515648First action: Capture and kill some moles and try to make an offshoot of resurrection to replace the evil energy in undead with holy energy Second action: Visit the ruined forest with Messiah and 4 dragons to salvage some phat loot the elves left behind. Also check up on the orcs since were there anyway and see if they have anything to give to us
So just to be clear, Elves are doing >>515654
The humans sacrificed the skulls to Brock and as promised, got population in return.The skelegobbos also used their prior pre-undead knowledge to build a forge and introduced the humans to smelting.
>>515865wez got people
>>515865So did Brock get his face torched off by dragon god or what?
>>515872Dragon God did say he'd eat his face if Brock touch his daughter(?)
>>515878Yeah, I actually remembered that right after posting that.
Do the humans have ores?
>>515878What daughter?Messiah has a sister?
>>515886Remember dragon god had to fug goblin god to make kobold god.
>>515890Kobold God's a she?
The elves apointed a new high Prietess, hehe "high", to talk to wood.In related news, the old elven council was squished by the humans' meteor. SO this is a chance for elves to make a new government.Or go straight back to the way things used to be, either way really.And now elves scout their new homeRoll 1d1001-9: Terrible conditions10-39: bad conditions40-69: okay conditions70-89: good conditions90-100: great conditions>>515884If they used meteors they would>>515892Possibly
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>515894We might get bad rolls but screw it.
>>515897Is there only one elf here?
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>515894New priestess is hot.
>>515900Hemp should be here.Maybe they are AFK for some reason?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>515894
>>515897'Okay conditions' is cool but its NaP standards so degrade that a bit and its 'bad conditions'
Why don't we Kobbos invite the elves into our citadel? As repayment they can spend some turns adding onto the citadel that way we are united, more easily defend able and they get our sweet pop bonuses from the granary and such.
>>515904Forgot my name
>>515908No.I don't want their degenerate culture to infect us (quite literally) with their drugs
>>515904And so the elves found their new forest surrounded by a big fat load of nothingWeather conditions are also average>>515902pls
>>515907Nigga, fuck you. You wanna jew our lands too?
>>515908and leave them to the dragons to crossbreed with and assimilate like they are doing to you manlets?I like to think that the Elves are at least smarter than you guys
>>515913You're the one who wants our magic to make rape devices.
>>515916We're not in imperialism mode yet
>>515918Things to do right now>Work on illusion magic>Get back up our pop>Rebuild magic school so we can get our spells back
>suggests helping Elves who have ONLY 6 FUCKING POP>provides 3 reasons why we would benefit from them>gets told we don't want their degenerate culture to infect us>A humie agrees with the other kobbosA FUCKING HUMIE
>>515915We had that passive forest growth, so in time the forest will get bigger, right OP?
>>515922I agree but have some stuff to add. Wake up PsychoElf and upgrade our water magic by a lot. If we can't find an ocean to have pirates then we'll make one.
>>515926The citadel is underground. Forests don't work underground.Also they're too stingy too exploit
The orcs prayed to Orc God. After seeing what they did, which was having an orc punched a meteor and win, Orc God said:"That's pretty sick" and offered to bless the orcs. The orcs can choose one of these blessings:- More pop- Become bigger- Hair- More Blood Magic- Empowering the meteor punching orc- Pants- StandsOh and they also collected some meteor pieces for later use>>515930Yea, provided it doesn't get bombed
>>515939Fuck man.Those are some good blessings.What are the bonuses on them?
>>515933Guys, a dragon just complimented us. too stingy to exploit = too smart to jew
>>515939>standsMAKE IT HAPPEN YOU WEEBS
>>515926I said the elves shouldn't join because the dragons will try to turn the elves into dragons like they are slowly doing to you guys
>>515872Hes the god of Brutality and Undead now>>515950JoJo reference
>>515939>inb4 the orcs don't go for stands
>>515954>inb4bits hat stands
>>515949and? The crossbreeding added 2 new races that were better than gobbos. Why wouldnt they want that? Plus its unlikely they would want to. Us gobbos did it just cause we wanted kobbos and imps.>>515933Mushroom forest.
>>515942MOre pop = 50 guysBecome bigger = Big Guys +5 bonus turns into Big guys 4 U +15Hair = hairMore blood magic = New free blood magic spell that'll give a +10 Empowering punch orc = Gives an addition 20 to his current +50 bonusPants = pantsStands = The ability to project an orc's spirit into a manifestation of himself and not jsut their fists
>>515950>inb4 OP gives them a literal standPic related
im back. meteor mining next?
>>515958Oh god I'm really torn on this.Fuck it. I may as well drive this tribe through a tunnel to weeaboo land, gimmie dem stands.How much blood will have to be spilled for the punch orc?
>>515958Empower one punch orcONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPSONE HUNDRED SIT-UPSONE HUNDRED SQUATSTHEN RUN FOR 20 KILOMETERSEVERY SINGLE DAY
>>515961No need. We can summon small meteors to smelt. Next is learning to make molds and weapons
>>515963Like 50 deaths of either any other race or really fierce beasts and up.Or 50 orcs sacrifice themselves.Ya know, options.So definitely stands then?
>>515953aHH.. i havnt gotten around to watch jojo yet.
Completely unrelated, maybe I should make it so that if all pureblood goblins die out then the manlet faction automatically lose and gets intergrated into dragon underlings.Just to fuck with them.Maybe
>>515967Shit we could probably get that done in a single hunt.>>515964Depends on if mr wanpanch here argues on it.
>>515957sure you may have wanted the kobolds and imps but at least 1 dragon wanted to go further than that and if your not careful soon you will be lizardmen, then dragonkin and then at that point no longer be manlets and have been completely absorbed into them and lose the game
>>515963You fuckers better make ORAORAORAORAORA your official warcryAlso, do you want us to get the gobs to make you katanas made out of space rock?
>>515972Don't leak our masterplan.They can be the Lesser Dragon tribe
>>515972We are nearing the end of an age and no one died out. Sounds good, but that means both factions share a bonus and get 2 gids, right?
>>515964Of course, make sure you eat three meals a dayJust a banana in the morning is fineBut the most important thing is to never use heat magic or ice magic in the summer or winter so that you can strengthen the mindIn the beginning you'll wish you were deadYou might start thinking what's the harm of taking a day off?But for me, in order to be a STRONG orc, no matter how tough it was, even if I was spitting blood, I never stoppedI kept doing squats even when my legs were so heavy they refused to moveEven when my arms started making weird clicking noises, I kept doing push ups
>>515979Gods* rather.And by bonusbi mean tech and magic and a merged pop.
>>515963You know, you could make this all less weeabooish by giving them different names. The spirit punches could be "the manifestation of the orc's fierceness and warlust flowing through their bodies", and the stands could be "the spirits of the orc's ancestors, ghosts from the afterlife that have the possibility of fighting again through the orc's life-force".
>>515972hey, the gobbo god didn't believe in usI don't wanna share a faction with the dragonsalso its impossible for us to get more gobbos now
>>515986Yeah but if we go with stands we get the bonus bullshit rule of non-stand users can't see them.So stealth attack bonuses man.>>515967Fuck it , give us them stands we'll be back with blood to buff Wanpanch.
>>515990WE NEED TO APPEASE OP. QUICKLY MAKE A RAP SONG AND IMAGES PRAISING HIM OR WE WILL DIE.
>>515986They should start wearing trench coats.I'm gonna get the gobs to make them a katana to cement their status as the weeb tribe
>>515990MOre like you didn't believe in Gobbo Godeyyych
>>515993You want a rap song? How much yu payin' homie?
>>515996We're probably gonna stop the weeb shit after buffing Wanpanch.Hopefully
>>515998either way, you'd be disappointing all the manlets because we didn't have a choice
>>516000Will Wanpanch replace One Eye as big chief?
>>516006Yeah he's replacing One Eye.One Eye's still in the tribe so we might still get his buff.Probably not.
>>516006He's a hero for fun
>>515992Stands first, WANPUNCH next?
>>516000You know how to make onepunch less weeabooish? Cut off his other hand. He will liteally be ONE PUNCH. And then you can weld an iron hand on him, for stronger punches.
>>516015He will gain the ability to earthbend and his stand possesses a hollow armor
And so the orcs gained the power to manifest their fighting spirit using their own life force.In other news, the new chief tournament has started. Do orcs want this to go on passively or actively participate?
>>516015>implying iron is stronger than WANPUNCH's fist>your lack of weeaboo disturbs me
>>516021Rolling for WANPUNCH's performance
>>516021Dunno if I can roll for Wanpanch.But I'm pretty sure every orc wants him to end up as the new chief.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>516024rolled so high, didn't go through the system.trying again at reduced power
>>515986I actually like that last part, orcs are so bloodthirsty and violent even death won't stop them from fighting
>>516020Nah, his stand should be ZA WARUDO!>>516022You must be hooked to an IV machine that pumps anime right into your bloodstream
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>516021Wanpanch I guess.
>>515998Op is the best, he made a sick questNo one can compare to OP who is cooler than a bearHere OP have a pie and baws ass tie
>>516034>machine that pumps anime right into your bloodstreamActually, I get the original light novel (^_^v)
>>516041YOu have pleased me for now, the manlets lives on even if gobs all die
>>516045>>516041aw shitMANLETS FOREVER
Rolled 11 (1d9001)if over 9000 op nukes humans spontaneously by turning them into dragons
>>516042You just made me cough up blood.
>>516045noice. DRAGON MANLETS FO LYFE.
>>516052Are you a Traitor?
>>516052Okay first off>gambling away your entire tribes' lives away just for shits and gigglesAnd second off>using stale, moldy memes
>>516024>>516025And so it's time for the first round of the Chief Tournament, next round next turn Orcs, roll 4d2 for results of eeach match, the orc with the highest last digit will be pickedMatches:1st match: - One Eye- Steve 2nd match:- One Punch- Wolf Face3rd match:- Bone Jaw- X Mark4th match- Fred the Unicorn- Half Skull
Rolled 2947 (1d9001)>>516052Rollin for this
>>516067And Dan the Imp who also joined for no real reason?
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1 = 4 (4d2)>>516067I fucking love gambling.
>>516072You better not roll saitama.Wanpanch is movin up.
>>516071He was squished immediately when standing in the registration line by other orcs who accidentally stepped on himManlets lost 1 pop
Rolled 116 (1d9001)>>516064just suffering from mild insanity from being awake for 24+ hours
>>516080Stop rolling before Solid, Senpai and I beat the shit out of you. Over the Interrock.
>>516085>>516072So no more orc rolls?hehe, orc rolls.Sounds like a chinese food
Rolled 4302 (1d9001)>>516079Nad his kobold wife wept while he was squashed. She was just about to tell him about her pregnacy. Nad goes home and weeps about her lost husband and how she will now have to take care of her child alone.Rolling for the genocide of humans everyone else is rolling for.
>>516090>inb4 NaP hungers for chineseYeah no more orc rolls
Rolled 2896 (1d9001)>>516086you can't stop an Australian from shitposting on the interrock ima roll as much as I wan't
Rolled 3469 (1d9001)>>516092Rolling for Manlets to devolve into birds.
Any more illegal rolls and all tribes involved will have their pop reduced to 1
>>516098The tourney will continue next turn
>>516106>>516102>>516099>>516092hey stop rolling dumbasses
>>516106Why should we be punished over something that we have no control over.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>516106not even random rolls with no specified outcomes or expectations for anything to happen?
>>516115I was talking about this >>516102 in regards to barbarians, not Canon
>>516118That must hurt.
>one eye vs wanpanHYPE>inb4 unicorn wins
>>516118And death in under 5 minutes, due to severe blood loss.
The midgets prayed for magic and was given zappy powers, hurts like a small taser to anybody else that's not a manlet, lethal to short ones.They also started to construct an elaborate armor for King Kobs I, will be done next turn
>>516136Kob God looks like a dino
Hey wonderous and amazing OP can the dragos move the meteor the humies summon? I think they have earth movement powers.
>>516136Noice, next we should find an early form of electricity, like a lightbulb.... or some shit so we can use our magic to run the city
>>516139I think you're thinking of the elves, bro.
>>516122K. Sorry.>>516131Want to work on smelting molds next?Next turn we can make Flaming Rock n' Metal boner spears.
>>516147I think the Dragons have quake ability like Elves or at least they use to.
The dragons used Resurrection on some undead moles, aiming to replace the unholy enrgies with holy ones.The moles who still had fleshed returned to being regular moles.The skeletal undead moles became good(?) skeletons and went on their seperate ways.And now dragons go to scout the ruined forest, roll 1d1001-55: radiation60-89: jackshit90-99: orcs100: rare elf loot that somehow survivedBonus: messiah +50
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>516153
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>516153
>>516153By the way dragos you cant rez dragos because you burn their bones. Just a reminder.
>>516153>radiationI wonder what caused that.
>>516159>>516158>nothingHighest Dragon we need u
>>516148Regular: summon meteors and move them near usCultural: learn smelting and improve the Bones Spears, or learn how to make cement (or the primitive version) to improve our walls
>>516153Can we recreate Holy Bones and the Undead Paladin Order with resurrection?
>>516170The second ones tech
>>516171If the Messiah suicides and resurrects just as his skeleton wakes up
>>516172Sorry, but we can have regular and tech, right?
>>516170We already can smelt our meteors.Thats already done. We need molds to shape stuff, unless op simply allows it.>>516172
>>516171Next turn you want to scout west of the old gobbo caves? Then we should see if we can use our magic to make divine metal using a spell as culture.
>>516158>>516159And so the dragons found....nothing! yay>>516175Yes, just clearing that upAnd waht this guy said >>516176Goblins also needed to research molds for their shit, so barbas working with gob knowledge also need to
hey kobbos. Since the humies basically get an extra turn devoted to hunting lets do something like that. I am not sure what but we could prob just do hunting if we get cross bows, stealth or bombs. Help me brainstorm things we could do to get an extra turn like the humies.Kobbo god what do you want for favor and shtuff?
>>516176Okay soRegular: drop meteors, and bring them back to village. Tech: learn molding the sky metal to create heavy metal flaming rock spear
>>516190No. We already have meteors. we no longer need tobdo that.Make molds.Make new weapons.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>516153I have come back from my salt mountain
>>516181I want to visit hell maw, but sure lets head west and for something interesting to loot and pillage.Bring Messiah and 4 dragons as wellShould we try researching something else for our cultural action?
>>516190They already have knowledge of molds. We just need to make them. Our tech would be spears.
And now, recaps.Gimme them
>>516198Too late ya salt faget
>>516203Enchantment. Because enchantment for us would be op. Also boosts the citadel dramatically.
>>516205can we do meteor rocks then?
>>516208Yeah thats what I suggested, make holy metal by infusing holy magic with metal. Not only it gets better but also bonus vs undead.
>>516189>>516141I would say we need to explore, but we need to dedicate another culture action to praying to Kobbo God again. We need to get Gobbo dicks back and our population will grow again.For our tech I was thinking of buffing the King again with a Warhammer blessed with lightning.I'll accept any tech action suggestions though.
>>516208What do we enchant?I think we should ask Dragon God for the ability to mind control mindless beasts.Then we can go out looking for random fierce beasts and make them our pets
Cultural: pray for illusion majeek?Regular: orgy with aphrodisiacs?Or we could start working on those golems.
>>516215hand crank drills!
>>516209We. Already. Have. Them.Unless you mean upgrading our boulders to meteor boulders.
>>516218I think we're good on tools, little kobboWe need stuff that'll help us in battle and give us bonuses.
>>516217I think waking up the smiling one is more important then having an orgy right now. Combined with the magic dildo he gives us +100.
Orcs we huntin?I think just scouting south and hunting would do well this turn.I wanna buff wanpanchAlternatively we could have the five orcs we sent with the elves teach them berserker.
>>516224He needs 5 more turns
If we enchant the citadel with levitation, holy, sunlight, and other runes it can grow copious amounts of food, be practicly invincible from the undead. And we can launch the citadel out of the mountain like a space ship if it's in danger.
>>516221death spike. I am still waiting on that.ALSO A POTION THAT NEGATES UNDEATH. aka us gobos cant be rezed by the humies. but can be rezed by the dragos
So should we do this dragos?Action:Scout west of the gobbos old home with messia and 4 dragosCulture:Using holy magic make holy enchantments
>>516221metal pillars in our base to transfer lightning bolts throught our enemies(like a Tesla coil)
>>516224Well... We really need pop. Plus, we can pray to the elf god to wake him up, and make it a cultural action, since we don't really need illusions right now.
>>516227Oh. In that case yeah, have an orgy.
>>516227Would elf god help us with that?
>>516235I like this idea.>>516231Death spikes requires dragon help, we need a good siege weapon like the ballista, because we need extra wood from the forest and we need to strap wheels on it for it to count as an actual siege weapn.
>>516231we have spikes everywhere made of metal
>>516237Or you could try removing the -ahem- artifact from his butt and give it to another elf for a +30 boost until he wakes up.But you'd have to make a roll to not damage his anus in the removal process>>516239Elven God is silent right now since his avatar is in a coma and the last forest was ruined
>>516223We will do that next turn. I like it. Boner spears have a bigger bonus, though.
>>516247Oh yeah and I'm not going to get salty. Just so ya know. I finally feel like I have control over my sodium levels.
>>516247yo, op, is there a god of the undead?
>>516247What do you mean by silent? Is it impossible to contact him, or is he just not responding?
>>516254We should set back up the magic school then.
>>516240What about the potion idea? It would make sure the humies cant leach our tech anymore.Explosives and trebuchets would do wonders. Or a poison cloud that one kobbo suicide bombs/ one imp flys and drops to kill all humies. Or we could mine underneath them and collapse their homes into the ground causing the ground to break apart and homes to ripped apart. Or death spikes.
>>516253Currently Brock is doing double duty for that. Until The Almighty God decides the undead needs a separate one.>>516254The latterCurrently he's up in heaven screaming swears at Brock and Orc God
>>516232I think we should try making Messiah impregnate one of our females for an heir
>>516206Culture Action: Pray to the Kobold God and wish for Goblin Penises back. We need to get our population back and not go extinct for our goblin population. Tech Action: Build metal pillars in our base to channel our new zap powers through. They'll be used for defense against anyone who tries to invade.>>516261Next turn, maybe. I want our combat bonuses to be better along with King Kobs' bonuses.
>>516266Technically our government doesn't work like that. We need a feudal-pharaoh dragon-gobbo system for that.
>>516264Awright, then i have several other questions.How many turns would creating golems take us? And if we manage to make them, could we get free actions on some things? (For example, if we tell them to build us the magic school, can we still spend our two actions, since they are doing the work?)
>>516275I think Ents make more sense since this is a nondescript generic fantasy land.
>>516266Yeah but holy enchantment leads to a load of stuff we could do in the future like some of the stuff hitler said earlier.
NaP would teaching the elves berserk be action or something else.
>>516268If I may be allowed to pitch in for a moment.Assigning a group of manlets and halfbreeds to chemistry development instead of letting it remain at a standstill may prove to be useful taking into account we're effectively walking lightning rods now.
>>516275Currently about 3- 1 turn for regaining eath magic - 1 turn for raising dirt pillars- 1 turn for shoving magic enchanted runestones into said dirtAnd no, no extra action. HUmans have skeletons + bone golem but they don't get a 3rd action eitherBut golems do have combat bonus and help build things faster
>>5162061st:Humans use the gobbos to create molds in order to shape tools and weapons, controlling the metal they now wield.2nd: They use this tech to enhance their spears to create Flaming Heavy Metal Rock n' Boner spears.
>>516285Action, but also need an action on the elf side to accept your teachings>>516291Those are both tech
>>516290Ah, cool. So, would making Ents take us 1 turn? Since we still have growth, and just need to shove the magic runestones in them.
>>516289Oooh, good idea, Archivist.I think that'll be a culture action and we'll get passive chemistry development. We just need scientists in general.
>>516284We might get enchantment if we negotiate with the elves in exchange for healing their smiling one and since were scouting in their direction already.
>>516298You guys wanna learn berserk after this turn?>>516206Also I don't think there's any other orcs besides saitama showing up every once in a while.Action: Scout south of the forestAction: Hunt in the forest.
>>516296Boo. I'll fix it. >>516223>>516190Sorry boys.Hunting?
>>516279So, whaddya say guys? We make Ents?
>>516307But ours would be holy, besides I kinda want to make a massive stone dragon then fill it with the holy enchantments and holy energy as a super unit after awhile.Also theres a good chance we wont encounter them, they also dont want to give us anything for healing him anyways since they think we'll jew them.
>>516299Precisely. For now I agree a population boost is necessary. What we do with the new members of our community later on is a different story.
>>516313Yeah. After cloaking the forest and increasing our pop we should do that.
ok I have gotten my shitposting urges out of my system on other boards and have come back for serious posting.My suggestion, orc and humans are currently the two most powerful offensive races, if they teamed up they could obliterate all the other races, thats if the other humans can calm down their murderboners long enough to get a teamup going and orcs forgive the overzealous meteor throwing as well as wanting to fuck over the other races
>>516319I don't think praying for illusion would immediately give us invisibility for the whole forest, and OP said that elf god is unreachable. I say we make ents and have an orgy.
>>516308Why do you want to hunt? I believe we can make cooler stuff. Like sending ores to the gobbos and trade them for metallurgy, or making pottery and snelt them ourselves.
>>516331why not? we can always try to kill the orcs after we kill everything else, wipe out all the other races so then we can 1v1 them without the sneaky jewlizards or their tiny slaves interfering and at this point the elves are a nonthreat at the moment
I got bored and made a discord chat for basically no reason.>inb4 but why did you make a discord?answer is no real reason I just did.Here is link https://discord.gg/wheWw
>>516345I wanna build up the bloodshed bonus.It goes up by 10 per fight we get in.
>>516350lets keep it in thread, little impletits no fun in a discord
>>516348Because the Orcs ARE the threat at the moment. That is why we targeted elves. Now Orcs are ahead. Time to clean up our mistake.
>>516348they tried to kill usanyway humies let's be xenophobic fucks
>>516358Fine by me. Who are you?
>>516206Well dragons have stopped responding, unless they say something disagreeing with this use it.Try to create holy enchantments that improve stuff we enchant with various effects that also get the added bonus of being holy Scout west of the gobbos old home with the messia and 4 dragons.
>>516372humanfag a.k.a rockus maximus barbaricus
>>516315Ah holy enchantment sounds good.We should enchant the manlet weapons with it so they can help out against undead
>>516378Smelting is our tech action this turn. What is our regular action?
>>516322>>516319OI NIGGAS.Do we make ent and have orgy? Y'all alright with that?
>>516373I was in another tab watching animu, anyway I might go to sleep soon so you might be the only one aroundI think we should try getting a quartergod by giving Messiah a child
>>516383I'm fine but lets make magic school next turn.And make sure we use aphrodisiacs in the orgy.
>>516373Don't forget the bonuses from the map and flying you dumbskull. Op needs specifics or else he will Jew you.
>>516381dude let's do some culture things
>>516392You wanna murder shit. Thats our culture. And last turn we used one to give us pop from Brock.What kind of culture do you want in the middle of an arms race?
>>516387I was wondering where you were.What if next turn we give the giant dragon statue in the citadel life with our enchantement? Its already made and it'll probably give a huge bonus.>>516390We never mapped that way and even though we have wind magic we never got a scouting bonus. You can ask op if you want though if were supposed to.
>>516388Yeah, i just wanted to make sure that Hemp Chewer is alright with that too.And sure, maybe ents will help us with the magic school, make it last only 1 turn.
>>516397Nigga, we said map shit. That's what we said. If we don't get a mapping bonus then op is a fag.
>>516399Oh yeah. I'm okay with Ents. Although I do think a invisible forest would be good since PsychoElf won't wake up until 5 turns.
>>516396we should do navy seals (elite barbs)
>>516404YOu only mapped what was available at the time, this is unexplored lands
>>516408Yeah, but how do we get invisibility? OP said elf god is unreachable (possibly) until his avatar wakes up, or until he gets used to the new forest.
>>516410... aha. How about we set traps for fierce animals, feed them to the arena? Barbs get bonus training, we get skulls fed to us and free meat. Good?
>>516419But how could we get Ents, magical tree people, and not get a spell that makes the forest invisible.
>>516420ok then.... we train our warriors with fierce beasts?
>>516411Well I guess op has to balance. But he has to balance now ya feel? Balancing before just wasn't possible, too out of style.
>>516397We can try that. How about asking Dragon God to select the golem as his avatar only for use in emergencies?We can pay him every time he joins battle
>>516206Okay.Barbs and Skelegobbos create molds for tools, weapons and other uses for the metal they now melt.Barbs use their cages to capture fierce beasts. They will be used for training in the arena to make warriors stronger, a small stream of skulls flowing and meat for the living population with bones for necro uses.
>>516431Because we already have the magic stones, we just need to implant them in the trees.We can't communicate with elf god, therefore he can't give us invisibility.
>>516450Yeah lets offer the dragon god that as his avatar, but lets see if we can get him to generally do stuff for us simply because he normally cant do stuff in our world. If he's being jewish and refuses then we offer him stuff.
>>516472No guys, let's just take a break from the dragon God for a while after holy enchantment to get our shit together.
>>516479Also, we can put Ents to defend PsychoLef until he wakes up.So, we good?
>>516476We haven't talked to him in a bit and our own avatar would be extremely good for us, besides other than this the messia is making all our new spells and stuff including the enchanting were about to make.
>>516476Get what shit together?When were offering the massive statue as a golem for his avatar, I doubt he's gonna do anything without payment.So we never use him unless necessary so a last line defense to buy time before we can open the door of ancient evil and fuck over everyone for fucking us
>>516492We have shit tech and culture, we need to reform shit so we don't have to open the door of doom in the first place. The dragon God will Jew us of our resources and everything will be fucked if we keep depending on his ass.
>>516506We dont depend on him right now and our culture isn't shit as we have a king, have breeding solved, and aren't currently falling apart. Besides we dont really need tech as important things we get from manlets and the rest we magic away.
>>516352Point taken. We have ti watch out for humans. They are planning heavy shit.
>>516516True, but I would rather upgrade the citadel with enchantments than make a golem with one. It adds more boons
>>516523We can do both at once next turn, we use culture to ask dragon god if he wants to be an avatar and we use an action to do whatever adjustments you want to the citadel using enchanting.
MC Herbalist is having 4chan troubles. I will post what he wanted too post but cannot.>>516206Elf turn:Regular action: Have orgy with aphrodisiacsCultural: In times of need, such as this one, elves need more help than ever. So, from now on, every elf will create a small group of Ents using magical stones and trees, to protect and help them.
>>516546Meh. Still against it but do whatever it's only one turn.
>>516547They should really take that dildo out of crazy elfs butt. He's probably really backed up
>>516547Make Enta and have an orgy
The humans, with the knowledge gained from skelegobos, created molds for using their smelted metals in.They also used their cages to capture beasts for arena use
The elves stuck enchanted runestones into smaller trees and animated them into ents. The ents can be used in domestic and combat purposes.They also had another orgy to make more babies. Pop will go up next turn
>>516594Awww, it's so cute
>>516594We should make and teach these guys how to use giant bows.
>>516594Ent-chan is cute! CUTE!!!
>>516596It would be a shame if someone set it on fire.
The orcs scouted south of the forestOrcs (if any is available) roll 1d1001-9: terrible encounter10-39: bad encounter40-69: jack shit70-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounter
>>516597I just had an idea.What if we turn the whole forest into ents? INVISIBLE TRAVELING MAGIC FOREST!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>516608inb4 kingdom
>>516609Mmmmm >>516613Missed it just by one too
>>516604It's a shame that you don't know where we are, and you have no reason to scout west. Barbarians probably think that we are all dead.
>>516621Okay is better than jackshit
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>516608
>>516613The orcs found an ancient tomb! It would be crawling with undead! If the undead hasn't left and join the humans, so they're free to loot the place of its valuablesNow it's hunting time!Roll 1d100 for finding fierce beasts to hunt70-100: fierce beasts40-69: fiercer beasts10-39: even fiercer beasts1-9: the fiercest beasts
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>516653
>>516623Im sure our tower can see the random forest that just sprouted from nowhere.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>516653
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>516657>>516674Aw shit. You orcs are in trouble. We should give you performance enhancing drugs
Who had it's relative hospitalized? Is everything okay
>>516657Ah yes, the Die-er-er-wolves. Cousins to the Die-er-wolves. Angrier, even more so now that their forest was ruinedHow many did the orcs encountered? Roll 1d100
>>516678We're hunting in the forest.Or we should be
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>516682
>>516686O_O oh shit, orcs dead.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>516679Missed the "?".>>516682
>>516682This is why you don't decimate nature and wildlife.
>>516696Works for us barbs just fine.
>>516699Dragon-kin don't count
>>516699>Inb4 Wildlife becomes corrupted and attacks all the other races. Except elves cause we left.
>>516686Now roll 1d100 to kill themNumbers 61 + fierceness factor 40 + Ruined forest anger 20 = 121 <= number to beatBonuses: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Orc God wants blood: +10; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10;
>>516696KILL IT WITH FIRE! Also, I got a new idea for our pipes and other nonsense, Flamethrowers, wouldn't that be great against the undead? Plus there wouldnt be any bodies to ressurect if we kill the living.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>516704Oh shit this is easy.Inb4 i roll less than 15
>>516703>inb4 magical forest was the only thing keeping the animals normal, but now that it's destroyed they get corrupted and start attacking everyone every turn.>>516704And it's really happening
>>516711Orcs have a bonus of 92 92+33= 125
>>516711Ya did it.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>516704We should have connected with the forest. Maybe next turn.
>>516718Oh shot. Less than 10. Jackshit happens.
Rolled 54 (1d100)This is what they get for knocking out our champion
>>516711>>516718>>516725>less than 10 difference. Shoopy doopy dooThe savage (even more than before) wolves fought the orcs...er...savagely. The orcs were a bit surpised by this but stood their ground and fought back.In the end the wolves escaped before neither side could gain groundBut no casualties so there's that
>>516736Well at least we're building up that bloodshed buff.
That reminds me, are you going to put a limit to the orcs' bloodshed bonus?
And now, the secound tourney roundOrcs, roll 2d21st match- One Eye (1)- One Punch Orc (2)2nd match- Bone Jaw (1)- Fred the Unicorn (2)
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2)>>516748If humans can spam meteors there shouldn't be a cap.>>516752
>>516748100 So if the orcs fight the 11th fight in one single thread, it won't increase anymore
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2)>>516752I'm back
>>516755Bye bye One Punch. Hello Unicorn
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d2)>>516752
>>516762Wanpanch is back>>516764
>>516755>5>>516761>1>>516764>4Bye bye one punch indeed
>>516767Your post has the highest last digit.One punch is dead.
>>516772Not dead, just no longer a Big Chief candidate
>>516772Ah shit.I was looking at the wrong last number
>>516755When we cast meteor, thats all we can do that turn. So we have to dedicate population to cast and dedicate another to fight or defend.
>>516770>>516775Wanpunch just realized that there was a special sale outside the tournament
The final round will commence next turn
>>516775Awe. I thought their god liked senseless killing.
>>516782This tournament is rigged!!
>>516780Thats the only reason he lost clearly, the sale must of included nondescript animal steak.
The manlets prayed fo dicks and have gotten it. Regular pop growth will return next turn.And they also electrified their metallic pole traps>>516785The tournament was never stated to be a deathmatch when it was proposed
>>516788The goblins are getting dangerously close to inventing vibrating dildos.
>>516788which one of the two is that picture op?
>>516795Ha! Maybe they'll make a dildo gun to intimidate the barbarians.
The dragons tried their hands at harnessing their holy magic into enchanting their shit.Will prolly be done next turn.And now they scout west, roll 1d1001-9: terrible encounter10-39: bad encounter40-69: jack shit70-89: okay encounter90-99: good encounter(exactly) 100: Found the elves100+: good encounterBonus: Dragon Messiah +50
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>516804
>>516796I'll let you decideperhaps both
>>516804So for next turn how about we do finish up enchanting and ask offer dragon god our bigass statue as his avatar?
>>516804OP will all races need to roll a perfect 100 to find us?
>>516817Including yourselves?>The elves will never find themselves
>>516825>That's so deep I'm scured to swim in it.
>>516817Yeah basically, perhaps even yourselves.....or when you for some reason decided to make an expidition back into the old lands
>>516825How Can Orcs Be Real If Your Tusks Aren't Real
OP which races know where the others are? I don't think the humies know where the dragos and gobbos are. Maybe even the orcs. I mean the humies never scouted for us.
Anyway, i'm going to sleep now.Have a good one, folks.
>>516808Dragons found what looks like to be an ancient portal to...somewhere. They don't know what yet but they found some treasures laying at its base so they took those home.>>516832Dragons and Manlets know where the humans are. Orcs not sure, they know that the orcs are inside the forest, but they don't know exactly where.Orcs knows where humans and dragons are. Humans knows where the orcs are, while they know that dragons and manlets exist, they don't know where they liveBecause they never asked the skeletonsElves are currently unknown to everyone but they know where orcs, humans and dragons live
>>516847Good night. Me and hippy refugee, who I think is Filthy hippy anew, will take care of things.
>>516828If we ever reclaim that place it's becoming our religious centre that all elves take a pilgrimage to occasionally.>>516856I am.
>>516855>Ancient PortalTIME FOR DRAGON ADVENTURING PARTYMaybe if hitlers still here as I dont want to be the only roller.
Rolled 5 (1d10)I see turtling commencing nicely, fellow barbs.
>>516855impressive how a river flows from the mountains/caves into the ex-forest and just stops dead in its tracks.
AND NOW, turn 36Gimme dem recaps>>516867There's a tiny lake in there somewhere but it's blocked from view by the trees
Alright orcs, what's our plan?
Okay.I lost track of what Orcs are here.Action: Hunt in the forestAction: Loot the tombSound good?Unless the elves want that berserk magic.
I think for action we should make Ent sized bows and for culture we should teach them how to use them.Also OP. Is the new forest passively growing or do we have to do that again?
WE SCOUTWE TECHNOLOGY
Seriously. We need an anti undead potion.A potion that will force it so we can never be rezzed by anything but the dragons. The humans will do something stupid like instead of attacking us, raid us and take our gobbos for tech. Even though we will probably lose like 1 guy. They have all the tech we made.Also Dragons if possible invent a way to teleport the citadel. If you can do that we can move and the gobbo skeletons they have will mean nothing too finding us.
>>516879It's passively growin since growing trees is aprt of your culture
And I'd say that's enough of turtling.Time to set the record straight for orcs, cause we want to "participate" in their healthy fighting tournament too.With all our might. Forcefully.also make some metal weapons before attack?
Alright Barbs.Flaming Metal Rock n' Boner SpearsAttack the Orcs before a chief is decided.
>>516874Elves are lone goneHunt + Loot sounds good.But this time make sure that WANPUNCH takes part
>>516869Were doing this I thinkGet in contact with dragon god and offer him our giant dragon statue as his avatar so he can btfo our enemys and he gets a sick new body.Keep working on holy enchantment
>>516883dude no need to fight for nowwe only fight against bigger numbers since the Great Battle of Near Human Village
>>516886We have 5 orcs with the elves to support them.They haven't been doing anything with them but they're there.
>>516881>>516855Gobbos, we should investigate the Portal with Dragon help. It could have some valuable stuff in it.We'll tech the undead potion by mixing some shrooms. I think we should be good with these actions.
>>516892yeah. sounds a ok to me
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>516890We are bigger numbers now.Arm race will get us nowhere if we don't use them.Need to cripple other civs to gain an advantage.
>>516879I want back our magic school.We can teach them how to use it next turn.It's not liked we're getting attacked anytime soon.
>>516887Ayo, how about investigating the portal, dragons?
>>516891Are those guys still with the elves? I thought they left or were kicked out or something
>>516869First Action: Make supports on the roof above the citadel. That way the roof doesn't collapse via meteor.Second Action: Invent a potion that will negate ALL revivals beside the dragons. Then have all the gobbos and dragons drink it. (draggos you okay with drinking it?)
>>516904They never made an action to get rid of them.They also know the way home but since we aren't in contact with them we can't meta this shit.
>>516902Can we hold off until next turn? The other dragon wanted enchantment done and I really want to get an avatar. Then we'll go in with you.
>>516910Orc mercs are just hanging around the elves at the moment
>>516912>>516908Alright, Imp Inventor is good to go with our actions.We'll do exploring next turn.
>>516912You want an avatar of dragon God?How much do you think he'll charge you?Probably all of it.And tithes forever.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>516900Seconding. The point of metal molds.
OP does the faction that decides their action last go last? Or how do you do turns?
>>516921It's always Humans > Elves > Orcs > Dragons > ManletsWhich means we get 0 fucking prep time for any meteor spam.
>>516929turn based games are awesome
>>516921Humans > Elves > Orcs > Manlets> Dragons As that's the order of the race list in the first thread
>>516919so we just enhance spears now? Not making huge ass swords to cleave evil?
>>516910>>516915Let's just keep it that way for now.They could come in handy later.>>516929Humans are assholes, what else is new>>516899いく ぜ!
>>516918Well the plan is we let him keep the statue once the dragons are no more and he gets the added benefit of being able to have time with his son, aka calling him a faggot whenever he does something he doesn't like.
>>516935Quick action in between turn. Ask Kobbo god what he would need to bring our turn to the front.
>>516940No Rockology bonus for that, but up to you. Ill trust the mecha enthusiast judgment. Just know that barbs never used swords before.
>>516940>barbs>swordsthat's a first
>>516901Fine. But shall we still still construct bows for the Ents now or should we increase our population? If we're making a school of magic then I say we should have a population boom for a normal action.
>>516961Ok then.Another aphrodisiacs aided orgy and making a school of magic.
>>516949"You'll need to colelctively suck off every other tribe at the same time in one turn"
>>516869Action: Hunt in the forest (w/ WANPUNCH)Action: Loot the empty crypt (w/ WANPUNCH)
>>516940nah, let's do axes
>>516953well I was just thinking that we got tech we need to get some sort of bonus for that before attacking. let's just go with spear enhancement and later develop swords>>516957isn't that's more classic than rock throwing?also considering we can work metal now - can we go HEAVY METAL age?
>>516971Barbs as in the barbas in this game
>>516949Lets ask kobbo god if he can see any cool stuff we should check out. I mean he's got a really high vantage point
>>516869>>516965Okay. So have a orgy with aphrodisiacs involved and reestablish the school of magic.
>>516975we are just evolving into more badass onesand technically we are humans before barbs, that's just a stage.
>>516971The female in that picture dies
>>516966I mean...that's not too too hard. Capture a humie then negotiate with the other races for it.Okay Manlets. Second objective to be done later. Capture a scouting squad and steal one of the humies. Other races what would you need in order for us to suck one of you off.Side note. Can we set up like a tribal council where all the races get together. No reason for this suggestion.
>>516983>spoiler for a 30+ year old film
>>516987>Kobold asking to suck off elf.>So much no. So much.
>>516987Humans can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until we are all dead.
>>516991I eman, there's the issue with all the teeth
>>516995No one said it had to be pleasant.:)
>>516982Agreed. Heavy Metal Age is requested.
>>516994we just wanna fight with someone strong enough to provide a challenge.not like we are going to genocide you into submission, that's more for hippies and chicken brains
>>516989That's what it's there for.
>>517004>we just wanna fight>Casts giant meteor on entire race
>>516987.....You'd be crushed if yoy were to try that with a willing dragon. And not by his weapon or claws.
>>517012That's just natural selection, no hard feelings
>>517013Yeah I'll stick for the rolling.
>>517014But it's not natural. The meteor was caused by man and directed at the forest.
Free Action: Ask Kobbo god what he has in shop. And what he wants for said things in magic godly shop.
>>517025But it was natural for us to make that choice.
>>517030That aint a free action
>>517035>raises evil army of undead>attempts genocide on all other races via meteor>just a prank bro
>>517034Would biting it from the side count? Or just the tippity tip. Also does the kobbo have to be alive?Small side note. There are 134 humies. One of them is prob forcing a gobbo skele to suck him off right? One that the other humies dont know he is doing that.
>>517035No it wasn't. It was done with intent. It would be considered natural if it was done on instinct but casting a meteor required planning and cooperation.
>>517040dude chill out
>>517040There was no joking about it.I just keep the orcs around for derp faces.
Was it confirmed Kobbo god was female? Also I have no reason to believe a god needs a gender.
>>517042YOu have to take it all in, and the manlet needs to be alive.And the act must be perfomed simultaneously
so barbs, I'm confirming turn as folows then?1st action - Hence we have metallurgy now, first thing we did is enhanced our current equipment with metal. Mostly focused on our new Flaming Heavy Metal Rock Hard Boner Spears. If any metal will left afterwards, we enhance our skull fists and flaming spikey rock ammunition with it.That starts Heavy Metal Age.2nd action - Still being impressed that Orcs somehow smashed the meteor in pieces, we decided to meet them face to face with our regular greeting. Aka full on raid on their camp with everything we got.>>517025>>517035also they didn't know
>>517049Not yet, OP only said she's "possibly" a she>>515892>>515894
>>517049OP wanting shenanigans isn't a reason?
>>517053Wanna bring Skelebool or let him defend camp?
>>517051okay okay. What I am hearing is asking Kobbo god for the ability for our bodies to be extremely stretchy. Then once we have it send one gobbo to sneak into the other peoples bases and suck em off in their sleep.Or OP could make up so other way for us to go before the humies.
>>517057That is always the reason for me doing anythingLiek I could decalre all races only have one person, right now. For shit n giggles.
>>517058bring with us of course, they still got forest bonus, need to balance that out>>517060we are only happy when we fight against you
For future reference. Orcs and Elves have no idea we summoned those meteors since we did the incantation in our own village.
>>517063I figured, that's why I asked the other guy if it wasn't a good reason
>>517062YOu gotta suck em off, there's no other way, trusdt me. I'm a very trustworthy person.The sucking off must be performed in sync. All the dicks must be sucked at the same time.This sucking off needs to be a very well coordinated one
>>517063OP are the thorny vines we laced along the river still there?
>>517070>A giant rock being shot at the forestGeez, I wonder who could behind this...
Well since I do appear to be the only gobbo here (beside maybe king gobbo) Next turn we will start trying to suck of everyone else.Also OP if possible when the action does happen can the kobbos that do it get a bonuses if they fight and sneak?
pls op do a gandhi for us humans we too brute
>>517070At this point, Orcs/Elves just blame humans for everything.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>517070>>517080so I confirm that turn?No further objections?
>>517079No fellatio for anyone, little Imp.
>>517089Confirm itThe rock says so.
>>517089bring it onoh jesus can do too
>>517096ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD! Also it should only take 2 turns.
>>517073It's still there, that's why the current orc home turf bonus is 45
>>517089BROCK WISHES FOR RAID>>516869WE CONFIRM OUR TURN >>517053
>>517103Draggos have Jesus.
>>517079No blowjobs the turn order is fine
>>517106Ok then I'll just walk the humans walk through thorny vines after wading through the river.Gonna be plenty amusing.
>>517107You should have asked firnthe edgiest border possible.
>>517096For our turn lets ask kobbo god for some maps to find new stuff
>>517108I thought of new genius idea.how about we create more bone golems and give them HUGE METAL SWORDSand maybe get skellies to pilot them or somethingplz>>517116eh, that's way too specific. too late now
>>517108fuck their jesus we need to have OUR own jesus
>>517127You already have Brock.And Brock's helmet.
>>517124Turn was already decided.Fortify roof and make anti rez beside Dragon rez potion.
>>517125Yes golems, yes swords, no pilots. Waste of manpower since they are already alive. We need bones. Also a border is not too complicated since gobbos and draggos have them.
>>517134we need pilots, dude pls
>>517134ah, I was thinking about weapons and shit. you meant turn civ border. oh wellwe'll leave that to op
>>517140I just said we didnt. No logic in piloting a living er... undead thing.
>>517152I think that'll add the bonus in the end. Big golems usually unresponsive and a bit slow by themselves
>>517159Ask OP. I dont think so.If it was a stone golem or something, maybe.
>>517159And The Chief could have a cool ass Golem
>>517164I'd go for stone golems, but we can't make themanyway that's just an idea atm, we can go with bone golems and metal swords for now.
>>517172He has a Boss Dragon mount. Thats way more metal than a golem
Alright, I have to go after this so let's do this as quick as possible.The humans developed Heavy Metal alongside their Rock and moved into the Heavy Metal Age.haha, punsThey now move to attack the orcs in the ruined forest
>>517182>that borderI knew I could believe in ya, OP
>>517182Oh boy. I hope this is appropriate for now.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY
>>517182That border is glorious.
ORCS vs HUMANS (again)Both sides roll 1d100Bonuses:Humans: Chief's Power +30; Boss Skeledragon +10; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Improved Arena Training +20; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Heavy Metal Rock Hard Boner Spears +30; Sneks +5; El Skelebool +25; Skeledragons' Necro Breath +15; Superior numbers: +20Orcs:Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Boar mounts: +6; Smaller chieftains +5; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10; Spirit Manifest +5;One Punch Orc: +50; Orc God wants more blood: +20, Home Turf +45
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>517195CHESTOOOO
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>517195BROCK YES!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>517195BANZAAAAAAAAIII~
Rolled 78 (1d100)WANPUNCH
saitama orc.... do it....
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>517195All or nothing.This is bullshit.
>>517182Fuckin hell, glorious border
>>517212>higher bonus>gets a draw>bullshit
>>517213It doesn't mean anything.The human bonuses are +200
>>517212Wow, even the humans can't win against the Orcs
>>517212>4 point differenceStalemate again. haha, this is glorious
>>517219Orc Bonuses is 225 while HUmans are 220
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>517195
>>517219Orc bonus are higher with home turf
>>517219Humans bonuses total +220Orcs bonuses total +225
>>517212The dastardly humans evil plans have been foiled with a draw!
>>517212May Malacath bless you.
I want brofist orcs now. they are alright guys, can withstand our full force.I recognize them as a one of our level of civ.
>>517237Peace Treaty to cleanse the land of races?
>>517241Nigga fuck you.Attacking our camp like that.
>>517237They wouldn't have withstood this if they were outside of the forest.
>>517241dunno, but they have my respect now as warriors.>>517245that's how we greet people
A turn spent attacking the orcs is a turn wasted.
>>517245dude chill out
I respect humans too. It's cool to have a nemesis.>>517241Sorry. I want to make good orcs.
>>517237you'd think orcs would also respect battle prowess
Both side fought fiercely. Fists flew, spears thrown, rock thrown, orcs also thrown, fire everywhere and a whole lotta cursing.In the end both are matched evenly, their savagery equal. A stalemate happened where no one gained the upper hand.In the the humans went back home without victory nor casualties, while the orcs stayed home without bloodshed.
Elves continued to fuck and built the second magic school
>>517259Magic school 2:Electric Boogaloo
>>517253it was worth it just for this pic
The orcs hunted once againYa know, to make it quick, roll 2d100 first to find both beasts and beast numbers70-100: fierce beasts40-69: fiercer beasts10-39: even fiercer beasts1-9: the fiercest beasts
>>517253Image is totally worth it. Battle boner rages.
You know what.Lets colonize and develop writing
>>517271You spelled "creating giant golems to wield giant metal swords" wrong
Rolled 89, 4 = 93 (2d100)>>517266
Rolled 10, 46 = 56 (2d100)>>517266
Rolled 89, 40 = 129 (2d100)>>517266
>>517277I'm short on time, so let's pick the highest last digit.Orcs found angry Dire...bears, yeah.Numbers 46 + fierceness factor 60 + Ruined forest anger 20 = 126 <= number to beatBonuses:Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Orc God wants even more blood: +30; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10; One Punch Orc +50So EZ
>>517275Dude we do it later, it's not our priority right to develop big weapons now. We're the major powerhouse in the Quest, no sane fuckrr will attack us now
>>517271We can colonize forest after orcs move.
>>517293That's an auto win anyway so let's move straight into the FINAL ROUND FOR THE BIG CHIEF POSTIONRoll 1d2
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>517293Yeah but we need that overkill.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>517293
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>517301oh wait nevermind.
>>517301OP since the animals in that forest are used to it being magic will draining it make them hyper lethal corrupted monsters?
>>517297and let orcs get even more powered up?their "greater good" and "peace" will eventually knock our doors, especially if they unite with dragons once again
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>517301ONE EYE FOREVER
Rolled 19 (1d100)Random roll to MEGA-kill the dire bears.
>>517307That's what the "fiercest beasts" criteria is there for
>>517297Orcs are equal and almost stronger than us. We have to beef up.
>>517309dude, fred the unicorn winsyou have the highest last digitRIP
>>517301*cheers for Fred*
>>517308I'm the only peaceful one. I don't know about my pals. As long as you don't mess with us or our friends, it's all cool.
>>517323I'm just trying to build up our bloodshed.ALSO WHAT ABOUT OUR LOOTING?>>517314
Lets atleast createa the writing then...So we have dogtags to indentify the dead and uh... . what
>>517309And the final round ends after a fierce battle between One Eye and Fred the Unicorn.Ah yes, Fred the Unicorn. Some says his horn is actually a tusk grown freakishly, some says it's from a fight with a ragin beast, other says he fell on a horn one day. But now they all say he's the new Big Chief of the Orcs.In other newsThe Ancient tomb had no guards so the looting went without trouble
>>517329writing is for wusses
>>517308>>517323I see us as more "honorable" than "peaceful".We won't start an unjust war, but...You did just try to kill us off twice in a row....just don't do it again, okay?Also stay away from the gobbos. Mad respect for those guys....I'm alright if you kill the homos and/or jews.
The manlets built bronze pillars to support the citadel ceiling.They also created a potion that "supposedly" prevents undeath. Will need testing
>>517332>>517340Well what'd we loot?
>>517340ayy kobboswe could make a giant lightning rod that extends out from the top of the mountainit'll catch lightning and we could use it as a giant tower
>>517334>...just don't do it again, okay?you expect us to be satisfied with just one draw?
>>517334I'm an orc, friend.
>>517340Kill one Kobbo that agrees to die for testing. Since the undead come just from dieing and not from being raised. When he is dead ask the dragos to rez him since the potion will not affect their magic.Dragons you ok with rezzing a single gobbo that way none of your guys become undead dragos?
>>517355I know senpai
The dragons finished their creation of holy enchantment thanks to the messiah.Dragon God was contacted so he could take the statue to be his avatar. This was his answer"I'll require no material payment this time, mortals. But I need you to perform the summoning ritual so I may pass my power into the statue. I need all dragons to form a circle around it, sing kumbaya twice - once forwards and once backwards, then you need to gran the tail of the dragon on your left and yank 5 times, after that turn around and kick the dragon on your right in the ass - dead center- 6 times. Finally join hands again and do a simultaneous backflip that lands yourselves on your heads. Do this next turn and I'll grant the statue my power"And so this ends this session, think about it until the enxt update, bye.https://twitter.com/notapaladin>>517341Some artifacts that'll need to be indentified next turn
>>517334>Also stay away from the gobbos.Mad respect for those guys.Aw shit niggaaaWe gobbos always wanted to team up with your orcs since the beginning, but OP placed us on opposite sides of the map
>>517345I like that idea
>>517364>All those stepIt sounds so bullshit and he's fucking with is but we'll probably have to do it.
So now we have 4 more turns until PsychoElf wakes up. Between then and now the Humams could possibly attack us while we lack our +100 bonus.
>>517374>worried about roof collapsing>build giant edifice on top of roof
>>517378This is great actually. We can just use culture to unlock sophisticated ritual then gain a bonus to roll for the bullshit. We can then use sophisticated ritual as a catalyst for other magic/culture.
>>517379Humans need to get past the orcs and roll a perfect 100 (total) to get at us.I think we have a good shot.Oh and let's do an orgy every turn until we get 30-40 pop.
>>517379They don't know where you are.They only know where we are.
>>517380We Manlets are all about those phallus shaped objects.
>>517383I kind of want to have orgies until we reach 100. I think we would be the first race to break the barrier if we did. PS undead don't count.
>>517389My opinion depends on if OP will make pop growth dependant on current pop size so that it's exponential.
>>517382I doubt we need to unlock it, we'll just need to do it and the ritual will probably just be a one time thing.There a 99% percent chance he's fucking with us though and he'll make fun of us after.
which fraction is with vacancy?
>>517394AyyKobbos or Orcs always need players
>>517389If we put off buffing WanPanch we could hit 100 next turn.
>>517387I just feel like the Barbarians might decide to travel west and see if they can find any elves.
>>517394Elves have space as well.
>>517396i will have a look first
>>517404Humans have a lot of afks too, but no one likes us.
>>517394I think Dragons could use some extra players. The orcs as well but they always need more players.
>>517396What?There were 6 gobbos last I checkedbrb counting
the history is too deep and when is the next session?
>>517420Follow OPs twitter and you'll know. He posts an hour before he starts usually
>>517420>history too deep>only on part 7come on nowread through everything
>>517427Join HEAVY METAL BARBARIANSwe didn't do nothing wrong all these threads.
>>517427If you read through this thread, or maybe last one you would know that the gob is mated with dragons for some stupid fucking reason and that made kobolds and imps.>>517391Doesn't mean we can't get a decent tech out of it in the meanwhile.
>>517429You assaulted a dragon who was just passing by and gave him PTSD.
>>517433his fault being huge chunk of meat flying above.
>>517437You attacked our forests to rape our women.
Dragons are definitely most in need of players.Gobbos are least in need of players
>>517437But you also destroyed a lot of the forest for no reason and you've slaughtered hundreds of innocent animals.
>>517432Why would we need to try to get it when dragon god just told us what it is? So we already have it. Its just some random steps he wants us to do that probably dont do anything particularly special other than getting dragon god to possess the statue.>>517433Never forget the day of rock ptsd.
>>517440>>517444you are cannibal hippies, your fault
>>517425Summary:>Gobbos and Dragons (read:jews) are besties 4ever>Humans are rock-loving assholes >Elves have rock-loving assholes>Humans develop necromancy + army of undead>Everyone attacks humanslolnope humans win>Orcs bunk with elves>Humans hit elves with meteorelves destroyed>elves run away like pansies>Humans try to hit orcs with meteorlolnope>Punch that meteor>Orcs become weebs>Gobbos become kobbos by f***ing dragonsDid I leave out anything important?
I still rmb playing as tree cannibals
>>517448>Elves run like pansiesOh screw you.We only had to run cause we had 4-6 pop and you knocked out the physical incarnation of our god.
>>517448Orcs also sometimes send out mercenary war bands. Also you faggots punched out our champion right before the meteor attack.
>>517456>>517454Funny thing is if orcs didn't put your hero in a coma you'd be completely fine and your forest wouldn't have been btfo.
>>517454>>517456>most powerful elf>lalala i love living in our peaceful forest>oops haha a tree fell on me>ded
>>517459We know.We know.>>517460Not dead KO'dAnd that's because kobolds gave OP an idea and you know how OP is.
>>517440You cannibals killed and ate us first.
>>517462I don't think OP likes Elves and he wants us to suffer. Also he has an obsession with dicks as shown with the "ancient" artifact.
>>517466You attacked us first.We became cannibals afterwards.
>>517471Elf magic is clearly powered by gayness seeing as most of your magic items are dick shaped or have dicks on them.
>>517473We explored your woods and got arrows to the face. EXPLORING. not attacking
>>517466Eeeerm, because you attacked them? The canabalism was kinda over the top and stupid. But what did you expect by antagonizing? I mean you have to, all of your culture and dice and abilities demand it but don't complain when you lose every once in a while.
>>517477Literally everything is shaped like dicks just so that OP can insert cheap humor. >Goblin forts>Barbarian spears>Orc headsThey're all dicks
>>517486>Constantly denying you attacked the elves with the intent to steal their womenCome on now we all remember what happened rock head.
>>517480I didn't want the canabalism but some other elf was pushing really hard for it.So yea.
>>517488>another kobbo>eighth kobbo this thread>dragons shed a single jewish tear
>>517502winners write history, you know
>>517509is there only one dragon?
>>517508Would that have been Pot dealer? I only remember there being two elves, you and pot dealer, in the beginning threads then I joined part way into the second one.
>>517502Stealing women happened second. It happened at the orc and elf meeting. And we ended up taking men.
>>517515I'm pretty sure.Undo the canabalism in the future?You up for that.
>>517517Thats how you stop the undead tho.
>>517516You tried twice.And you tortured your captives the second time.
>>517517I remember like 5 elves died from food poisoning from cannibalism so yeah. However I think we should keep it so that we turn our dead enemies into fertilizer.
>>517512Ah yes, that is usually the case when you subjugate a whole group of people instead of winning some skirmishes. However the elves still live and were just living in our holy bubble, while orcs are just sorta there.
>>517519Yea we did torture them, but we killed them for Brock in the end. It gave us nothing.We killed them for nothing.>Their death was pointless
where r all the kobbos? they all get off?
>>517517Actually that canabalism could totally make the elves tougher if they capitalized on it somehow, I mean now that they are really fucking desperate they might get a lot more swole and humie like.Also forgot trip
so what can elf do now as they are refugee?
>>517525The thread is done for now
Humans: 163Barbarian with too many hats 74 postsRock Solid 30 postshumanfag 27 postsFilthy Dirty Barbarian known as Canon 17 postsMiddle Eastern Rocker 15 postsElves: 115Refugee Hippy 33 postsHemp chewing Elf 51 postsMC Herbalist 31 postsOrcs: 106Emergency Orc 49 postsOrc Saitama 38 postsBlacroc Clansman 19 postsDragons: 89Radical Dragon 37 postsHorny Dragon 36 postsDraconian hitler 'the salty' 16 postsGobbos: 84Imp Inventor 32 postsKing Kobbo 27 postsKobbo Engineer 13 postslittle green implet 5 postsHobbo Gobbo 3 postsImpish Archivist 2 postsSpicy Kobbo Manlet 1 postlangdon kobbo 1 post
>>517525There ain't no point in staying besides shitposting. Op is done for the day.
>>517525Im still here
>>517520Hey hemp you down for figuring out how to cut off others from magic.We can make curse rituals and such.
what are the usual hours of operation?
https://twitter.com/notapaladinOps twitter account
>>517521tell that to what left of elves
>>517532I guess i talk too much.
>>517548Better than the opposite
>>517557We really gotta weaponize Orc Charisma.Or we should hunt twice in one turn.
>>517562Should just off 4 orcs to buff WANPUNCHAnd we should do the deal with the gobbos>>>512180
>>517574Ayy OrcsYou're our first choice to settle with if the Dragons ever decide to abandon us.
>>517574I wanna run the materials.I also wanna bang them together and see if we can't create anything with Orc Strength.We should probably make the tomb a base.And make the manlets create a flying pirate ship for us in exchange for the materials.
>>517576Don't worry gobbos, we'll stick by you to the end.
>>517584>>517582Personally, we could leave the Kobolds with the Dragons and have the Goblins integrate with Orc society.
>>517582>human necromancers #1 threat>lets settle in an undead tomb!We'll just destroy the mats if we try to do anythingLet the big brain puny bodies deal with it
>>517594All the undead got up and left when humans started their emo phase.Entire reason we didn't have to roll for it.
>>517589Are you eventually planning to send goblins to integrate with every other (non-human) race & make cross-breeds?
>>517589I forsee the average gobbos life expectancy to drastically fall living with th orcs with how brutal their society is. And the constant human attacks.
>>517599Nay, goblins and orcs are just meant to go with the orcsKobolds can stay with the dragons and become another tribe.
>>517601We really don't wanna split this up even more.We'll eventually just send a caravan to the manlets with the spacerocks.
>>517602We can do it next turnLet's also bring the loot we got from the tomb.Dragons like loot.
>>517610We don't even know what the loot is yet.For all we know it could be a yellow jumpsuit with red gloves, red boots, and a white cape.
>>517616That somehow withstands a level of abuse that would turn people to ash.
>>517626Well we won't know until the next session.
>>517629Maybe if we're real nice, OP will let us know what the loot is without having to use an action
>orcs going shonen route>barbs will go giant robot route>elves are on yaoi route>dragons on manlet tentacle hentai routeweeb civ the videogaem
>>517639Well I can't just go and get the godhand for the orcs.Although it would be nice.
>>517496I am an incredibly simple man
that didn't went... terrible.what are our plans?
Shit I missed another thread. Fucking blackouts. At least Orcs have stands now. Jotar-Ork and Di-Ork when?
>>517865make big swords for our own usageattack orcsmake golems out of rocks and bonesattack orcsmake huge ass swords for golems out of rocks and bonesattack orcs
>>517870sounds OK i guess, cant we just make the sword + golems and then attack the orcs?
>>517875golem and sword will count as separate actions I think, so I doubt that'll be allowed.
>>517870why the fuck are you attacking us? Orcs dindu nuffin.
>>517879I know but I meant to attack the orcs on the second turn
>>517882you are our rival, that's only natural>>517883they'll identify artifacts at that point and probably get even more buffier with their one punch orc
>>517883We are allowed 1 tech per turn. We can make swords as a tech, golems as a tech and swords FOR golems as a tech.Attacking is a regular action. So unless you wanna go hunting amd risk Orcs being more powerful, the option is there, but I'd rather fight and survive.>>517882>The coalition against us was nothing.K.
>>517909don't forget that orcs first action was to steal our eggswe didn't even had any ourselves
>>517911Fuck those guys.But i respect them.Dirty green bastards.
I feel as if, the humans are the Dundus of these threads.After all, they have been nothing but antagonistic to absolutely everyone and yell shit along the line of "they started it" when asked why
>>517886Have you tried to cast a full pop meteor since the pop boost? You have quite a few now
>>517942personally I feel as if humans should use our meteors sparingly, if we abuse them too much it will only end poorly for us