>>515625
Ayyy
Where my Kobbos and Imps at?

Eyy

>>515633
My liege

I'm here.

>>515625

god damn it right when I was literally about to go to bed

>>515625
Dragon currently here

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Here be the anchor post. Give your recaps here

>>515648
oi rapazeada

>>515648
Action: Scout the land we're currently at to see what biome it is.
Culture: Appoint a new priestess to communicate with Elf God.

>>515625
Oh shit no twitter notification.
Also OP what are the "Orc god bloodshed" bonus levels?
So far I saw a +10 and +20.

I think we should create clay bricks as our tech action to improve our buildings, make houses and gain some pop by making houses, what do you guys think?

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>515648
Rolling to revive OP.

Let's scout west of the former gob caves and map the area hoping to find something together with Messiah and 3 dragons

Also let's try out our new resurrection magic on live animal subjects. Let's kill some moles and resurrect as well as resurrecting after the mole turned undead. The results should be interesting

>>515657
FUCK.

>>515648
Culture: Pray to Kobold God for magic we can use. Ask for lightning magic in particular.
Tech: Create an advanced suit of armor for King Kobs the I, it'll be passed down from generation to generation of Kings.

>>515655
Everytime orcs start a fight it's a +10. BUt any fight after that one in the same thread gets another +10 each time.

>>515667
Does that include hunting or does it have to be fights?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

throwing rock to see if I should go to bed or stay up for 16+ hours to stay in thread

Yo. Orcs:
-More phantasy martial arts attacks. Like shoryuken, hadoken and tatsumaki.
-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our kingsguard.
I thought in more things:
-Attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.
-Held a yearly tournament of Orc Fu; the winners become part of our chiefsguard.
-Trade with the goblins: awesome meteor metals for their weapons and armour forging tech.
-Create war drums.
-Decree that military service for 5 years is obligatory. Every orc has to know how to fight.
-Create the "testudo" and "scieldwall" tactics.
-Practice (mounted) archery, spear throwing and lance couching.
-Pray our god for the revival of the magical tree. Then attempt to connect with the forest, so we can use the magical wood of it's trees.
-Building a temple for our monks in a peaceful place in the woods.
-Sending our shaman to the temple so he teaches then how to talk with spirits and stuff.
-Sending our chief to the temple for a HARD-FUCKING-CORE training session of Orc Fu and spirit things.
-Armored mounts.
-Tame direwolves.
-Double the troops training and recruiting.
-Palisade.
-Command the chieftains to become training masters and army commanders.
-Create fitting bows for our size.
Also, consider >>515055

>>515670
Depends if the orcs fight what they hunt head on like then humans or not

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>515671
Go to bed faget let me show you how rock throwing is done

Boulder throw!

>>515661
Instead lets scout out the ruined forest and see if we can find any lost elven secrets.

Also its resurrection not necromancy they'll just come back the same. I kinda want to work on getting better helmets so they aren't crude.

hey barbs what about we do some tech

>>515648
1st. Barbs use the 184 skulls gathered and give them Brock in exchange for population.

2nd:SkeleGobbos lead in building a large and safe to use smelter in the barb village. Individual tribe members travel north of the village into an open area and cast small meteor spells. They would work together to bring the sky rocks back to camp to smelt them.

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>>515664

>>515672
>orc temple
>gather meteorite chunks to trade with gobbos
>infuse forest with orc blood
>learn metallurgy from gobbos

>>515681
If we find out that undead can come back then its our superweapon against undead dragons.
Fuck the other race undead apart from gobs though, they wont get their pop back since were using SMITE

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>515690
Rolling to res OP cooler than ever

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>515690
Rolling to make OP roll (literally) in his grave

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>515690
nah, this is how you revive OP

>>515636
>>515644
>>515685
1 use all skulls for more human pop
2 learn metallurgy/built smelter using metal from meteors

Okay?
Suggestions or opinions.

>>515691
>>515672
I was gonna say we should work on building up our bloodshed bonus.
And collecting meteorite chunks.
And asking Orc God how sick it was to punch a meteor into pieces.

>>515696
We dont have any undead to test on though. Just corpses we would have to kill that would come back as if we never killed them.

>>515681
I would think everything with destroyed by the meteor. Also I don't want you using our stuff to make tentacle rape torutre devices.

>>515690
Barbs use undead magic to bring back OP.

>>515701
Just put that exact thing as our action.

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>>515700

Rolled 804 (1d1000)

>>515690
if more than 800 OP is now a skeleton via Barb necromancy

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>515700
Dam son
>>515680
Counter Boulder throw

>>515704
We might as well confirm this before fighting humans.

They might get their physical flesh back but still hostile so this is important

>>515710
Humans use undead magic for damage control. OP cant be wild!

>>515701
dude we already have like 150 pops
we need to reverse engineer the fuck out of the dead enemies

Rolled 46 (1d1000)

>>515710
>>515711
fuck reroll I guess

>>515717
9 humans and a lot of undead is not goid numbers.

>>515702
Yeah, if we tell him about our sick abilities he will surely reward us with more magic. Plus, let's mine metals. Are we done?

>>515718
dice god why do you hate me, you give me what I wanted when It was too late, and when I could you give me shit

>>515717
Most undead, real human pop is like 20 dudes,also pop was cut in half in the last time when dice god was drunk.

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>>515718
It is too late, OP will now ruin everything

>>515704
So I take it that we scout west?

I want to bring Messiah and 3 dragons along so if we encounter elves we can heal their Smiling One for enchantment

>>515721
Oh, and we can ask him about a blood ritual or something to connect ourselves with the forest.

>>515731
Nah let him be in a coma lets check out their burned forest looking for stuff to take. If they want him healed they'll come.

Also do the resurrection test also I guess. We should also use the tests as an opportunity to learn about organs and stuff.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>515730
I fucked up, rolling for emergency meteor, before OP does something everyone except him will regret

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>>515730
OH NO

>>515648
1 use all skulls for more human pop
2 get small meteors to fall some distance from the human village, for later usage to mine that precious sky metal.

>>515738
lol

>>515731
Ayo das a a bit meta

>>515735
I want to avoid the forest since the humans can hit us with their slings.

How about we investigate North and go for hell maw instead?

>>515738
Why would you roll that?! Or pop is doomed

>>515731
Wait. The smiling one is still in a coma? I thought we rolled to see if he woke up and survived the meteor.

>>515740
I already posted our recap, dude.

Not that it matters. Canon killed us this time.

>>515747
IIRC you only rolled to see if he was in a part of the forest the meteor didn't hit, he's still in a coma

>>515747
We rolled for him surviving not waking up.

>>515743
I'd rather not be murder fucked by demons even with our holy powers, besides it would be meta as fuck if humans shoot at us when they'res still a layer of trees and orcs between them. That and I want to loot the place and of secrets. If you want though we can roll and see where we scout with a d2.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>515730
Assisting

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>>515738
Now all tribes are killed in a tragic rolling accident.

The End.

Goodnight everybody

>>515753
How about this:

We scout the ruined forest for anything worth looting and since were in the forest anyway, check up on the orcs to see if theyre alive and if they have anything to give us space rock for the manlets

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>>515759
Well it's been a pleasure bantering with you fags from the sidelines.
See you next adventure, OP.

>>515759
Dice god, still an asshole

>>515760
Alright we can do that, so we'd be looting the place then afterwards checking on orcs since there already there. So its technically one action.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>515759
fucking dice god, cursing my rolls, fucking asshole
one last roll to save the everyone?

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>515759
I appease the great God to roll back the destruction.

>>515771
...

>>515771
I guess he's still drunk as fuck

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>>515771
The Almighty has heard your prayers and retconned the stupidity

>>515771
You kill us and then save us, is this an abusive relationship.

>>515759
Alright where's the strawpoll.
>>515780
Oh wait nevermind.

>>515780
So, is Almighty, OP or is OP, Almighty?
>>515783
Its true. It hurts.

>>515783
>>515787
Don't blame me, blame the alcoholic Dice god

>>515787
Are we playing the game, or the game playing us?!

Thinkaboutit

How Can OP Be Real If Our Eyes Are Not Real

>>515793
Paladins are real
So OP must be real or else how would he not be a paladin.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>515793
Rolling for the other gods to stage an intervention for dice god.

>>515793
Op confirmed as Jayden Smith.

>>515793
Nice One OP

>>515793
Oh, but OP....

i can taste you
Thsp thsp thsp thsp

>>515801
Is he salty?

>>515648
First action: Capture and kill some moles to experiment our new resurrection magic on them in order see the results of what happens when you try resurrecting an undead

Second action: Visit the ruined forest with Messiah and 4 dragons to salvage some phat loot the elves left behind. Also check up on the orcs since were there anyway and see if they have anything to give to us

>>515806
More like he eats too much salt. A "salt filling" if you will.


A Twinkie of Salt

>>515733
So
Culture: Pray to Orc God
Action: Collect some space rocks

>>515808
Thats two regular actions, drago

>>515815
This
>>515808
Do the Recap again

>>515710
>>515814

>>515815
Oh your right
>>515808
We have to make this a culture, lets do this so we see the what happens and if we can replace the evil energy in undead with holy energy. So it'll technically be culture since it involves magic.

>>515826
This

>>515648
First action: Capture and kill some moles and try to make an offshoot of resurrection to replace the evil energy in undead with holy energy

Second action: Visit the ruined forest with Messiah and 4 dragons to salvage some phat loot the elves left behind. Also check up on the orcs since were there anyway and see if they have anything to give to us

So just to be clear, Elves are doing >>515654

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The humans sacrificed the skulls to Brock and as promised, got population in return.

The skelegobbos also used their prior pre-undead knowledge to build a forge and introduced the humans to smelting.

>>515865
wez got people

>>515865
So did Brock get his face torched off by dragon god or what?

>>515872
Dragon God did say he'd eat his face if Brock touch his daughter(?)

>>515878
Yeah, I actually remembered that right after posting that.

Do the humans have ores?

>>515878
What daughter?
Messiah has a sister?

>>515886
Remember dragon god had to fug goblin god to make kobold god.

>>515890
Kobold God's a she?

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The elves apointed a new high Prietess, hehe "high", to talk to wood.

In related news, the old elven council was squished by the humans' meteor. SO this is a chance for elves to make a new government.

Or go straight back to the way things used to be, either way really.

And now elves scout their new home

Roll 1d100
1-9: Terrible conditions
10-39: bad conditions
40-69: okay conditions
70-89: good conditions
90-100: great conditions

>>515884
If they used meteors they would

>>515892
Possibly

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>515894
We might get bad rolls but screw it.

>>515897
Is there only one elf here?

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>515894
New priestess is hot.

>>515900
Hemp should be here.

Maybe they are AFK for some reason?

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>515894

>>515897
'Okay conditions' is cool but its NaP standards so degrade that a bit and its 'bad conditions'

Why don't we Kobbos invite the elves into our citadel? As repayment they can spend some turns adding onto the citadel that way we are united, more easily defend able and they get our sweet pop bonuses from the granary and such.

>>515904
Forgot my name

>>515908
No.

I don't want their degenerate culture to infect us (quite literally) with their drugs

>>515908
Hell naw.

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>>515904
And so the elves found their new forest surrounded by a big fat load of nothing

Weather conditions are also average

>>515902
pls

>>515907
Nigga, fuck you. You wanna jew our lands too?

>>515908
and leave them to the dragons to crossbreed with and assimilate like they are doing to you manlets?
I like to think that the Elves are at least smarter than you guys

>>515913
You're the one who wants our magic to make rape devices.

>>515916
We're not in imperialism mode yet

>>515918
Things to do right now

>Work on illusion magic
>Get back up our pop
>Rebuild magic school so we can get our spells back

>suggests helping Elves who have ONLY 6 FUCKING POP
>provides 3 reasons why we would benefit from them
>gets told we don't want their degenerate culture to infect us
>A humie agrees with the other kobbos
A FUCKING HUMIE

>>515915
We had that passive forest growth, so in time the forest will get bigger, right OP?

>>515922
I agree but have some stuff to add. Wake up PsychoElf and upgrade our water magic by a lot. If we can't find an ocean to have pirates then we'll make one.

>>515926
The citadel is underground. Forests don't work underground.

Also they're too stingy too exploit

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The orcs prayed to Orc God. After seeing what they did, which was having an orc punched a meteor and win, Orc God said:
"That's pretty sick" and offered to bless the orcs. The orcs can choose one of these blessings:
- More pop
- Become bigger
- Hair
- More Blood Magic
- Empowering the meteor punching orc
- Pants
- Stands

Oh and they also collected some meteor pieces for later use

>>515930
Yea, provided it doesn't get bombed

>>515939
Fuck man.
Those are some good blessings.
What are the bonuses on them?

>>515933
Guys, a dragon just complimented us.
too stingy to exploit = too smart to jew

>>515939
>stands
MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU WEEBS

>>515926
I said the elves shouldn't join because the dragons will try to turn the elves into dragons like they are slowly doing to you guys

>>515939
Stands?

>>515872
Hes the god of Brutality and Undead now
>>515950
JoJo reference

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>>515939
>inb4 the orcs don't go for stands

>>515954
>inb4bits hat stands

>>515949
and? The crossbreeding added 2 new races that were better than gobbos. Why wouldnt they want that? Plus its unlikely they would want to. Us gobbos did it just cause we wanted kobbos and imps.
>>515933
Mushroom forest.

>>515942
MOre pop = 50 guys
Become bigger = Big Guys +5 bonus turns into Big guys 4 U +15
Hair = hair
More blood magic = New free blood magic spell that'll give a +10
Empowering punch orc = Gives an addition 20 to his current +50 bonus
Pants = pants
Stands = The ability to project an orc's spirit into a manifestation of himself and not jsut their fists

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>>515950
>inb4 OP gives them a literal stand
Pic related

im back. meteor mining next?

>>515958
Oh god I'm really torn on this.
Fuck it. I may as well drive this tribe through a tunnel to weeaboo land, gimmie dem stands.
How much blood will have to be spilled for the punch orc?

>>515958
Empower one punch orc
ONE HUNDRED PUSH-UPS
ONE HUNDRED SIT-UPS
ONE HUNDRED SQUATS
THEN RUN FOR 20 KILOMETERS
EVERY SINGLE DAY

>>515961
No need. We can summon small meteors to smelt. Next is learning to make molds and weapons

>>515963
Like 50 deaths of either any other race or really fierce beasts and up.

Or 50 orcs sacrifice themselves.

Ya know, options.

So definitely stands then?

>>515953
aHH.. i havnt gotten around to watch jojo yet.

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Completely unrelated, maybe I should make it so that if all pureblood goblins die out then the manlet faction automatically lose and gets intergrated into dragon underlings.

Just to fuck with them.

Maybe

>>515967
Shit we could probably get that done in a single hunt.
>>515964
Depends on if mr wanpanch here argues on it.

>>515957
sure you may have wanted the kobolds and imps but at least 1 dragon wanted to go further than that and if your not careful soon you will be lizardmen, then dragonkin and then at that point no longer be manlets and have been completely absorbed into them and lose the game

>>515963
You fuckers better make ORAORAORAORAORA your official warcry


Also, do you want us to get the gobs to make you katanas made out of space rock?

>>515972
Don't leak our masterplan.

They can be the Lesser Dragon tribe

>>515972
We are nearing the end of an age and no one died out. Sounds good, but that means both factions share a bonus and get 2 gids, right?

>>515979
Nah

>>515964
Of course, make sure you eat three meals a day
Just a banana in the morning is fine
But the most important thing is to never use heat magic or ice magic in the summer or winter so that you can strengthen the mind
In the beginning you'll wish you were dead
You might start thinking what's the harm of taking a day off?
But for me, in order to be a STRONG orc, no matter how tough it was, even if I was spitting blood, I never stopped
I kept doing squats even when my legs were so heavy they refused to move
Even when my arms started making weird clicking noises, I kept doing push ups

>>515979
Gods* rather.
And by bonusbi mean tech and magic and a merged pop.

>>515963
You know, you could make this all less weeabooish by giving them different names. The spirit punches could be "the manifestation of the orc's fierceness and warlust flowing through their bodies", and the stands could be "the spirits of the orc's ancestors, ghosts from the afterlife that have the possibility of fighting again through the orc's life-force".

>>515972
hey, the gobbo god didn't believe in us
I don't wanna share a faction with the dragons
also its impossible for us to get more gobbos now

>>515986
>orcs
>souls

>>515986
Yeah but if we go with stands we get the bonus bullshit rule of non-stand users can't see them.
So stealth attack bonuses man.
>>515967
Fuck it , give us them stands we'll be back with blood to buff Wanpanch.

>>515990
WE NEED TO APPEASE OP. QUICKLY MAKE A RAP SONG AND IMAGES PRAISING HIM OR WE WILL DIE.

>>515986
They should start wearing trench coats.

I'm gonna get the gobs to make them a katana to cement their status as the weeb tribe

>>515990
MOre like you didn't believe in Gobbo God

eyyych

>>515993
You want a rap song? How much yu payin' homie?

>>515996
We're probably gonna stop the weeb shit after buffing Wanpanch.
Hopefully

>>515998
either way, you'd be disappointing all the manlets because we didn't have a choice

>>516000
Will Wanpanch replace One Eye as big chief?

>>516006
Yeah he's replacing One Eye.
One Eye's still in the tribe so we might still get his buff.
Probably not.

>>516006
He's a hero for fun

>>515992
Stands first, WANPUNCH next?

>>516011
Yes.

>>516000
You know how to make onepunch less weeabooish? Cut off his other hand. He will liteally be ONE PUNCH. And then you can weld an iron hand on him, for stronger punches.

>>516015
He will gain the ability to earthbend and his stand possesses a hollow armor

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And so the orcs gained the power to manifest their fighting spirit using their own life force.

In other news, the new chief tournament has started. Do orcs want this to go on passively or actively participate?

>>516015
>implying iron is stronger than WANPUNCH's fist
>your lack of weeaboo disturbs me

>>516021
Rolling for WANPUNCH's performance

>>516021
Dunno if I can roll for Wanpanch.
But I'm pretty sure every orc wants him to end up as the new chief.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>516024
rolled so high, didn't go through the system.
trying again at reduced power

>>515986
I actually like that last part, orcs are so bloodthirsty and violent even death won't stop them from fighting

>>516020
Nah, his stand should be ZA WARUDO!
>>516022
You must be hooked to an IV machine that pumps anime right into your bloodstream

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>516021
Wanpanch I guess.

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>>515998
Op is the best, he made a sick quest
No one can compare to OP who is cooler than a bear
Here OP have a pie and baws ass tie

>>516034
>machine that pumps anime right into your bloodstream
Actually, I get the original light novel (^_^v)

>>516041
YOu have pleased me for now, the manlets lives on even if gobs all die

>>516045
>>516041
aw shit
MANLETS FOREVER

Rolled 11 (1d9001)

if over 9000 op nukes humans spontaneously by turning them into dragons

>>516042
You just made me cough up blood.

>>516045
noice.

DRAGON MANLETS FO LYFE.

>>516052
Are you a Traitor?

>>516052
Okay first off
>gambling away your entire tribes' lives away just for shits and giggles
And second off
>using stale, moldy memes

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>>516024
>>516025
And so it's time for the first round of the Chief Tournament, next round next turn
Orcs, roll 4d2 for results of eeach match, the orc with the highest last digit will be picked
Matches:
1st match:
- One Eye
- Steve
2nd match:
- One Punch
- Wolf Face
3rd match:
- Bone Jaw
- X Mark
4th match
- Fred the Unicorn
- Half Skull

Rolled 2947 (1d9001)

>>516052
Rollin for this

>>516067
And Dan the Imp who also joined for no real reason?

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1 = 4 (4d2)

>>516067
I fucking love gambling.

>>516072
You better not roll saitama.
Wanpanch is movin up.

>>516071
He was squished immediately when standing in the registration line by other orcs who accidentally stepped on him

Manlets lost 1 pop

Rolled 116 (1d9001)

>>516064
just suffering from mild insanity from being awake for 24+ hours

R.I.P. Steve

>>516080
Stop rolling before Solid, Senpai and I beat the shit out of you.

Over the Interrock.

>>516085
>>516072

So no more orc rolls?

hehe, orc rolls.

Sounds like a chinese food

Rolled 4302 (1d9001)

>>516079
Nad his kobold wife wept while he was squashed. She was just about to tell him about her pregnacy. Nad goes home and weeps about her lost husband and how she will now have to take care of her child alone.

Rolling for the genocide of humans everyone else is rolling for.

>>516086
Me too.

>>516090
>inb4 NaP hungers for chinese
Yeah no more orc rolls

Rolled 2896 (1d9001)

>>516086
you can't stop an Australian from shitposting on the interrock
ima roll as much as I wan't

Rolled 3469 (1d9001)

>>516092
Rolling for Manlets to devolve into birds.

Any more illegal rolls and all tribes involved will have their pop reduced to 1

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>>516098
The tourney will continue next turn

>>516106
*Anticipates*

>>516106
>>516102
>>516099
>>516092
hey stop rolling dumbasses

>>516106
Why should we be punished over something that we have no control over.

>>516110
*unzips dick*

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>516106
not even random rolls with no specified outcomes or expectations for anything to happen?

>>516115
I was talking about this >>516102 in regards to barbarians, not Canon

>>516118
That must hurt.

>one eye vs wanpan
HYPE

>inb4 unicorn wins

>>516118
And death in under 5 minutes, due to severe blood loss.

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The midgets prayed for magic and was given zappy powers, hurts like a small taser to anybody else that's not a manlet, lethal to short ones.

They also started to construct an elaborate armor for King Kobs I, will be done next turn

>>516136
Kob God looks like a dino

Hey wonderous and amazing OP can the dragos move the meteor the humies summon? I think they have earth movement powers.

>>516136
Noice, next we should find an early form of electricity, like a lightbulb.... or some shit so we can use our magic to run the city

>>516139
I think you're thinking of the elves, bro.

>>516122
K. Sorry.
>>516131
Want to work on smelting molds next?

Next turn we can make Flaming Rock n' Metal boner spears.

>>516147
I think the Dragons have quake ability like Elves or at least they use to.

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The dragons used Resurrection on some undead moles, aiming to replace the unholy enrgies with holy ones.

The moles who still had fleshed returned to being regular moles.

The skeletal undead moles became good(?) skeletons and went on their seperate ways.

And now dragons go to scout the ruined forest, roll 1d100
1-55: radiation
60-89: jackshit
90-99: orcs
100: rare elf loot that somehow survived

Bonus: messiah +50

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>516153

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>516153

>>516153
By the way dragos you cant rez dragos because you burn their bones. Just a reminder.

>>516153
>radiation
I wonder what caused that.

>>516159
>>516158
>nothing
Highest Dragon we need u

>>516148
Regular: summon meteors and move them near us
Cultural: learn smelting and improve the Bones Spears, or learn how to make cement (or the primitive version) to improve our walls

>>516153
Can we recreate Holy Bones and the Undead Paladin Order with resurrection?

>>516170
The second ones tech

>>516171
If the Messiah suicides and resurrects just as his skeleton wakes up

>>516172
Sorry, but we can have regular and tech, right?

>>516170
We already can smelt our meteors.
Thats already done.

We need molds to shape stuff, unless op simply allows it.
>>516172

>>516171
Next turn you want to scout west of the old gobbo caves? Then we should see if we can use our magic to make divine metal using a spell as culture.

>>516158
>>516159
And so the dragons found....nothing! yay

>>516175
Yes, just clearing that up

And waht this guy said >>516176

Goblins also needed to research molds for their shit, so barbas working with gob knowledge also need to

Hi.

hey kobbos. Since the humies basically get an extra turn devoted to hunting lets do something like that. I am not sure what but we could prob just do hunting if we get cross bows, stealth or bombs. Help me brainstorm things we could do to get an extra turn like the humies.

Kobbo god what do you want for favor and shtuff?

>>516176
Okay so
Regular: drop meteors, and bring them back to village.
Tech: learn molding the sky metal to create heavy metal flaming rock spear

>>516190
No. We already have meteors. we no longer need tobdo that.

Make molds.
Make new weapons.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>516153
I have come back from my salt mountain

>>516181
I want to visit hell maw, but sure lets head west and for something interesting to loot and pillage.

Bring Messiah and 4 dragons as well

Should we try researching something else for our cultural action?

>>516190
They already have knowledge of molds. We just need to make them. Our tech would be spears.

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Gimme them

>>516198
Too late ya salt faget

>>516203
Enchantment. Because enchantment for us would be op. Also boosts the citadel dramatically.

>>516205
can we do meteor rocks then?

>>516208
Yeah thats what I suggested, make holy metal by infusing holy magic with metal. Not only it gets better but also bonus vs undead.

>>516189
>>516141
I would say we need to explore, but we need to dedicate another culture action to praying to Kobbo God again. We need to get Gobbo dicks back and our population will grow again.
For our tech I was thinking of buffing the King again with a Warhammer blessed with lightning.
I'll accept any tech action suggestions though.

>>516208
What do we enchant?

I think we should ask Dragon God for the ability to mind control mindless beasts.
Then we can go out looking for random fierce beasts and make them our pets

Cultural: pray for illusion majeek?
Regular: orgy with aphrodisiacs?
Or we could start working on those golems.

>>516215
hand crank drills!

>>516209
We. Already. Have. Them.

Unless you mean upgrading our boulders to meteor boulders.

>>516218
I think we're good on tools, little kobbo
We need stuff that'll help us in battle and give us bonuses.

>>516219
yes.

>>516217
I think waking up the smiling one is more important then having an orgy right now. Combined with the magic dildo he gives us +100.

Orcs we huntin?
I think just scouting south and hunting would do well this turn.
I wanna buff wanpanch

Alternatively we could have the five orcs we sent with the elves teach them berserker.

>>516224
He needs 5 more turns

If we enchant the citadel with levitation, holy, sunlight, and other runes it can grow copious amounts of food, be practicly invincible from the undead. And we can launch the citadel out of the mountain like a space ship if it's in danger.

>>516221
death spike. I am still waiting on that.

ALSO A POTION THAT NEGATES UNDEATH. aka us gobos cant be rezed by the humies. but can be rezed by the dragos

So should we do this dragos?

Action:Scout west of the gobbos old home with messia and 4 dragos

Culture:Using holy magic make holy enchantments

>>516221
metal pillars in our base to transfer lightning bolts throught our enemies

(like a Tesla coil)

>>516224
Well... We really need pop. Plus, we can pray to the elf god to wake him up, and make it a cultural action, since we don't really need illusions right now.

>>516227
Oh. In that case yeah, have an orgy.

>>516227
Would elf god help us with that?

>>516235
I like this idea.
>>516231
Death spikes requires dragon help, we need a good siege weapon like the ballista, because we need extra wood from the forest and we need to strap wheels on it for it to count as an actual siege weapn.

>>516231
we have spikes everywhere made of metal

>>516237
Or you could try removing the -ahem- artifact from his butt and give it to another elf for a +30 boost until he wakes up.

But you'd have to make a roll to not damage his anus in the removal process

>>516239
Elven God is silent right now since his avatar is in a coma and the last forest was ruined

>>516223
We will do that next turn. I like it. Boner spears have a bigger bonus, though.

>>516247
Oh yeah and I'm not going to get salty. Just so ya know. I finally feel like I have control over my sodium levels.

>>516247
yo, op, is there a god of the undead?

>>516247
What do you mean by silent? Is it impossible to contact him, or is he just not responding?

>>516254
We should set back up the magic school then.

>>516240
What about the potion idea? It would make sure the humies cant leach our tech anymore.

Explosives and trebuchets would do wonders. Or a poison cloud that one kobbo suicide bombs/ one imp flys and drops to kill all humies. Or we could mine underneath them and collapse their homes into the ground causing the ground to break apart and homes to ripped apart. Or death spikes.

>>516253
Currently Brock is doing double duty for that. Until The Almighty God decides the undead needs a separate one.

>>516254
The latter

Currently he's up in heaven screaming swears at Brock and Orc God

>>516232
I think we should try making Messiah impregnate one of our females for an heir

>>516206
Culture Action: Pray to the Kobold God and wish for Goblin Penises back. We need to get our population back and not go extinct for our goblin population.
Tech Action: Build metal pillars in our base to channel our new zap powers through. They'll be used for defense against anyone who tries to invade.
>>516261
Next turn, maybe. I want our combat bonuses to be better along with King Kobs' bonuses.

>>516266
Technically our government doesn't work like that. We need a feudal-pharaoh dragon-gobbo system for that.

>>516264
Awright, then i have several other questions.
How many turns would creating golems take us? And if we manage to make them, could we get free actions on some things? (For example, if we tell them to build us the magic school, can we still spend our two actions, since they are doing the work?)

>>516275
I think Ents make more sense since this is a nondescript generic fantasy land.

>>516266
Yeah but holy enchantment leads to a load of stuff we could do in the future like some of the stuff hitler said earlier.

NaP would teaching the elves berserk be action or something else.

>>516268

If I may be allowed to pitch in for a moment.

Assigning a group of manlets and halfbreeds to chemistry development instead of letting it remain at a standstill may prove to be useful taking into account we're effectively walking lightning rods now.

>>516275
Currently about 3
- 1 turn for regaining eath magic
- 1 turn for raising dirt pillars
- 1 turn for shoving magic enchanted runestones into said dirt

And no, no extra action. HUmans have skeletons + bone golem but they don't get a 3rd action either

But golems do have combat bonus and help build things faster

>>516206
1st:Humans use the gobbos to create molds in order to shape tools and weapons, controlling the metal they now wield.
2nd: They use this tech to enhance their spears to create Flaming Heavy Metal Rock n' Boner spears.

>>516285
Action, but also need an action on the elf side to accept your teachings

>>516291
Those are both tech

>>516290
Ah, cool. So, would making Ents take us 1 turn? Since we still have growth, and just need to shove the magic runestones in them.

>>516289
Oooh, good idea, Archivist.
I think that'll be a culture action and we'll get passive chemistry development. We just need scientists in general.

>>516298
Yeah