Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling goblins and the greedy dragons.Each tribe gets 4 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.Currently, Turn 19 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made. Oh and the Orcs have sent mercs to both the Human tribe and Elf tribe, offering work. Elves and Humans player must also spend one of their actions to decide what to do with them. REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR TEAM'S TURNLast thread: >>488294
>>491577Gobbos where you at?
>>491577don't the elves and humans have a chance to reply to our offer of our mercs?
Rolled 5 (1d10)Dragons. Here's my suggestions:1) replace the Gobbo wooden pillars with stone ones to prevent a cave in2) make cremation absolutely mandatory for us and gobbos3) Start working out get them /fit/ reptiles going4) Merge earth magic quake and fire magic together and get lava thingiesAny one of these should be good
>>491584See the line right before the ALL CAPS
Rolled 7 (1d10)any barbs present?turn suggestion : 1 - develop meat preservation technique - aka meat jerky2 - most part of tribe hunts animals for fur/skin and more meat for jerky.suicide turn actions planned on winter, don't worry
>>491587>implying I read all of that
>>491577Time to drop some mad tree beats.
>>491591Sing to the tree God and finally explore past the forest.
>>491591Aww hell yeah, homie. We spittin' mad rhymes for da elf god
>>491586#2 is mandatory for usI think we can get that for both Gobbos and Dragons in one turn but I'm curious how that would work with our cultural center>>491587OP, how does sharing tech work? Is it a passive action? Because we always have gobbos working on the citadel and they'd visit the culture exchange to learn stonemasonry.
>>491586Yeah we need cremation so once the seer dies of old age he wont fuck our shit up, but hey hear me out here. Why dont we try to utilize our magma boulders as a sort of EXPLODING armor when hit lava gets spewed out. Like we try to make lava armor as a culture via magic.
>>491590THen don't ask questions faget>>491599Has to be active. Citadel working is passive but not tech sharing
>>491602how many techs can we share per turn?
>>491601So basically, you want terrorist lizards?We can give that en masse to gobbos>>491602I forgot how the citadel will benefit us and when it's gonna be finished
>>491592Wait, i think we should consider talking to the orcs
>>491592Let me post the full song on this board.PRAYER SONG:Oh god of the trees,We're sorry if you're displeasedBut let us resist cold and heatTo sustain our mortal needsThrough the sun and snow.We will persevere.Even if flame comes we know.You will always be there.Bright lord, aid usWe seek the resistance of stoneSo that we may, even with the harsh cold,Set foot upon your dome.During the coming days,Let us flow like water,And resist the hardships of nature, our mother.Grant us the wind's powerSo that even with snow, we may be a blossoming flower.All of this, we ask you, so that we may still protect, with good measure,Our lord's greatest treasure.He gave us the power of rain.And saved us from fire and pain.When a dragon came heat and mightHe saved us with divine might.God of the forestGod of the tree's The one we hope this ballad will please.There may be more of it I'm not sure.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>491607Well I meant if we get hit the spot that gets hit sprays out magma to melt the attacker so not only do we get armor but its also dangerous for the attackers, for sucide gobbos just give them a magma boulder if we really want yo do that. Besides we need some more combat bonuses to conpete with the barbarians.
>>491606About 1. >>491607It basically does almost nothing except giving the dragons and goblins a fancier place to live
>>491614Pretty damn dank>captcha
>>491620Well its fancy so fuck it might as well make it a fortress>>491617Don't we get +35 dragon body bonus?
>>491620pNope, Weez gonna upgrade it. Make it a massive fortress. Do you even citadel op?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citadel
>>491622Yeah but at the moment all the barbarian bonuses combined are quite a bit bigger than our dragon bonuses combined.
>>491620OP how good is the temperature resistance gonna be with this>>491614You did say the better the song and the more lyrics we have the better the resistance.
>>491629As I said, we start working out for them GAINS and get /fit/
Alright gobbos, we need to cremate all our dead bodies as long as there's undead about. I think we should make it a culture action.For our tech, I was thinking some warmer clothes even though we live in caves but we need to hunt some animals to do that. So let's send an expedition out west since that's been unexplored for a bit. However, we live in caves, so I think we could slip by without coats, and we have dragon bonfires so we'll never get cold.I think we can do an action to learn stonemasonry this turn from the dragons, but we have to do cremation too.
>>491616welp, gotta go with food preservation and hunting>>491577barbarian turn 1st action: Turns out if you left meat somewhere around chimneys but not close enough for it to become burnt, meat becomes jerky and can be stored for ages and eaten without much of a problem.Basically we developed meat preservation technology to have something to eat during long winter nights.2nd action: All spare population goes to hunt to provide meat for jerky. Kill every animal you can find. Also all spare furs and animal skins are kept separately and not tossed out. (For future development of better clothing)Also can we try to offer 20 animal skulls to Brock altar?
>>491626Yes, but so far all you've done is building the base. To make it better, spend actions customizing it to your liking(s)
>>491635Maybe create a Training area like at the mountain peak or something where boss dragon trains dragons in the art of killing stuff. I still say we do the magma idea someother time though because we do need body armor eventually.
>>491577We sing this to tree god>>491614And go meet the orcs.
>>491590So, what shall we do?I believe that we should send messengers to elves and humans so they can offer our sevices as mercs. Plus, I want to create a personal guard for our chief, made of the best fighters of the tribe and the most loyal friends of him.
>>491632The bonus gets a +1 per 2 dope lines
Rolled 9 (1d10)So dragobrosFirst action: We start a mandatory fitness program under the supervision of Boss Dragon to get buff and improve our physical bodiesSecond action: Make cremation absolutely mandatory to prevent undead from rising
>>491661>Second action: Make cremation absolutely mandatory to prevent undead from risingmummies doesn't exist?
>>491659So we got a +13. What do y'all think? Is it good enough?
>>491661Everyone agree with this? Should I link it to OP?
>>491661Hey but we can still do the fitness but it would be better to build a training place somewhere in the citadel where the boss dragon trains them. Like you know they're trained and they have stuff to train with in one action.>>491665>Ashes are going to rise and kill us
>>491661Yeah. Seems like a planAlso we should consider this for later culture improvements, if we make it so that wearing your hoard is the epitome of fashion as well as making steel more valuable in the eyes of the dragons than we can make steel armor and gold clothes a mainstay of dragon fashion. It also naturally encourages buff dragons to carry all of that weight.
>>491577Culture Action: As long as there's undead, cremate all goblin bodies. No exceptions since we don't want our gobbos to be shanked by skeletons.Tech Action: Have the Dragon Chief of Arts teach the Chief Architect stonemasonry at the cultural exchange facility in the citadel.
>>491674>>Ashes are going to rise and kill us>he didn't watch old mummies movie
>>491677I think it should be an extra action. You could easily discover stone masonry yourself.
>>491667Should beOP how good is +13?>>491659
>>491674Our citadel isn't finished yet. Before we do battle training, let's first finish the citadel, we gonna be /fit/ first>>491577>>491661Here OP
>>491683>>491677Wasn't the point of the cultural center supposed to be sharing techs? I don't think we could discover it without help.
>>491658We've already send mercs out to them, but we could create a guard for our territory.Have them range it and blow their horn if they spot danger, making it saver for our people inside
>>491685Well, in the winter turn, Im gonna roll 5d100 for all tribes for their winter survival results.The result needs to be higher than 60 to get through without any trouble.Of course each tribe's result will get their bonuses added to them. Your tribe has the bonus of magic resist +13 and coats of +7
>>491688It doesn't make sense when you have metal tools and surrounded by stone. Like honestly. And our two races are passively working on the citadel anyways. It makes perfect sense to make sharing tech in such a close environment an extra thing instead of taking up an existing slot. Same for culture.
>>491694How's the dragon's bonus since we breathe fire?
>>491694what barbs resist atm?
>>491697>>491683>>491694OP, can you confirm? I'll change my actions if that's the case
>>491698Don't forget scales and cave insulation
>>491701I don't think scales help against cold.like at allalso you are lizards, so cold blooded.you are probably affected by cold the most.
>>491701If we have very good bonus in winter and everyone's busy dying of frostbite, how does winter raiding sound?
>>491700Op if your concerned about balance then let the other tribes have third increased specialties.The humans get a third slot for war specific activitiesThe orcs get a mercenary specific oneThe elves get one for protecting the forest or somethingGobbos and dragons have the tech-culture exchange as a specialty.It's easy balancing
>>491685I think a +20 is a good enough bonus to survive. What do you think?
>>491706We're fire lizards my man, we have an organ that emits heat on demand. Even if we were cold blooded, cave insulation more than makes up for it.
Rolled 10 (1d10)Throwing a boulder for entertainment
>>491698Cave gives 8 , internal fiyah gives 10, YOur scales don't really resist cold>>491699Chimneys give +5, Hotbloodedangriness gives +2
>>491690Wait! I forgot that winter is coming. We have to fatten up our food reserves, and build better shelters.But I think that mudhuts are enough. Instead of that and additional to gathering food, let's raise a camp guard to keep out tribe safe, just like you said. Plus, in winter, many hungry beasts will try to get the best of us.
>>491716That basically gives us a 60% chance of success.So we have a good shotI already posted our actions so we're set.
I'm late, but i'm hereDragons need another roll?
>>491712Thing is, a third action for specific things may have a use for some turns, but then some other turns wont. So it's just gonna be an empty slot that can only be used in specific times
>>491722We could also try and discover fire to keep us warm, or dry food in the sun since OP never bothered to change the weather
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>491726Throw a boulder to see who's a cooler dragon
>>491721>Chimneys give +5, Hotbloodedangriness gives +2I hope current turn will boost that up then>>491717depends on biology. one small fire breathing organ can't possibly provide enough heat to survive outside.inside caves - sure. Outside - not so muchlizards known for having same temperature as outside
>>491733Fuck you dice god
>>491728You may have a point there. But then that makes our building worthless if we still have to have one of our slots reserved for getting tech. Yeah sure if one race specializes in something then the exchange happens without any necessary buildup. But I dunno it seems kinda lame to have a bonus that small. Maybe I'm just salty who knows.
>>491641>20 animal skullsSure, the requirement is 20 skulls gained in battle, not what kind of skulls.Head on battles though, not hunting. Like have barbarians kill angry beasts that's also trying to kill them.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>491733I'm the high roller of dragon society
>>491737>>4917431d10 is not my jam
>>491740It's not "reserved for ggetting tech" it's "exchange tech whenever both sides feel like it" Plus to exchange only one side needs to make the action, the other side can just agree in the meta
>>491743I'm twice as cool than you. Dice God confirmsMy extra horns contributed
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>491749Roll a 1d100 then. We aren't filthy humans with tiny insignificant rocks. We're dragons mother fucker
>>491641Good turn. I like it. Thank you for your restraint.
>>491741>Head on battles though, not hunting. Like have barbarians kill angry beasts that's also trying to kill them.so we need to do separate scout action to find strong angry beasts?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>491750>>491740>>491753Don't worry dragons, just keep us warm and we'll be pretty much fine. I'm gonna throw a pebble too.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>491753Boulder throw go
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>491753Now we're talking>>491752Come at me dragonbro
>>491750Ah. Then ya know what it is a good bonus then. Thank you for shedding the light on our hard work op. I'll be taking my salt back nien.
>>491762I reserve my greatest feats for our actual time of need
>>491763Oh shit I misspelled a stale meme there. Looks like it's the guillotine for me.
>>491754It's not like I want to kill something with rocks all the time.only half of it
>>491755Yes. BUt because I'm so nice, there willl be no jackshit result in finding beasts because the place is full of animals
Rolled 128 (1d150)>>491760Dragobros, clearly throwing mere boulders isn't the Dragon way, we throw FLAMING boulders
It turns out on the winter roll all of OP's rolls are under 30Everyone gets screwed.
Rolled 36 (1d150)>>491771FLAMING? WE'RE THROWING MAGMA ROCKS NOT FLAME
>>491769are you also nice enough to let our barbarians grow awesome beards cause of amount of time passed?
>>491766Indeed it is
Rolled 136 (1d250)>>491771Not just flaming boulders, magma ones accelerated by gusts of wind.
>>491776Sure, that's just an aethestics choice
Rolled 64 (1d250)>>491778Bitch I can do that tooDetermining the coolest Dragon is serious business guys
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>491777Attempting to Jew the guillotine into not killing meConvicted criminal I may be. But no one can't say I'm not crafty
>other races can't comprehend the fact that only humans have rock throwing culture>they are trying to compensate for it via metagame dice rollingshamefur dispray>>491779I'm afraid of you when you are this nice
>>491782Nigger can I get a free pass from that sick rhyme?
>>491782>37Oooh yeah, that aint gonna work
>>491786You call that a sick rhyme, boy? We Elves have got the dankest ballads
hey where the orcs atI haven't seen their recap yet
>>491785Boulder throwing is a higher form of rock throwing.Throwing boulders is such an advanced art that it's completely different from human rock throwing and is therefore not copying
Oh shit, those turns are gonna have to wait for a bit, I gotta...well, shit.pls wait
>>491796Damnit op, first you kill me then you take a shit? What... That's just disrespect right there.
>>491794you are not throwing real bouldersyou are throwing meta bouldersthose are shit
>>491801And your throwing meta rocks, so shut your backwards face, ape.
>>491801The imaginary is not restricted by reality and is therefore infinitely more vast.
>mfw its revealed that Rock Solid throws rocks irl
>>491803>yournever knew dragons have worse grammar than some barbarian apes>>491804stop taking weed from hippies
>>491810Weed is good for you man
>>491810>'I don't have an argument to refute that statement but you misued the word 'your' so I'm gonna use that to attack you!'The post
Since we have to wait, i will call my elven brothers (or any player that wants to) to vote.Should i keep my name, and keep being Council-leader Donald T. Trunk, wall-builder and treehugger?Or should i embrace my rhyming soul and become MC Herbalist, the only elf that makes the real songs, straight from the underforest?
>>491810Fuck that's a second guillotine. My grammar division just revolted.
>>491810>WeedUs dragons have been taking shrooms from the gobbos we'd never use inferior elf weed.
>>491820Replace songs with ballads and you have a straight fresh from the oven dank meme
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>491820Let's leave it to Dice God and roll for it1 - Donald Trunk2 - MC Wood
>>491820I think MC Herbalist is way better. Sounds a lot more dope.
>>491827We are rappers now.We just need shades gold changes and expensive headphones
>>491825>>491827Nah nah nah nah. Mc herbalist is his hood name, to remind him of where his roots are. Plus that backstory was too good to be true. Imagine trump from the hood and he's an elf, fuckin kek
>its been 20 minutesOP must be taking some massive shit.I hope he didn't get flushed down the toilet considering how long he's been in there
OKay, I have finished shitting.Where are those orcs
>>491839It usually takes me 2-3 hours to shit, half of its cause I'm lazy and I spend the extra time and privacy to beat it, the other half is cause I'm constipated.
>>491844you flushed them
>>491848What the fuck
>>491590hey orcs, post your recap you fucks
>>491851Im at work. Ill be active soonish
>>491848Yea man... thats not normal you should go see a doctor
Votes have been cast, and the dice god has decided. Donald T. Trunk returns to his roots, to when he just started as another elf, in the underforest with his homies, smoking herbs and freestylin' ballads all dat long.>>491844Oh, hey, OP came back from the sewers. How was it, fighting crocodiles?
>>491864Smelled like ass
>>491852Yeah, when I was a kid I was sheltered and never went to other places that much, I was also a late bloomer i.e. Retarded when it came to sitting on the toilet because it scared the shit out of me.And then public bathrooms made me never able to shit outside my bathroom for the longest timeThanks to that though I have MASSIVELY STRONG ASS MUSCLESLike seriously if I didn't run so much and do martial arts my ass would be the strongest part of my body
>>491577orc turn1: establish a guard that ranges our territory and alerts the others if danger is spotted.2: try again to discover fire
>>491848This is canon dragon lore
>>491868And again: What the fuckLiterally no one asked for this information. Well maybe the homo elves might be interested in your ass cheeks but seriously
>>491868>toilet>scares the shit out of youHonestly, i don't even know if that was un purpose
>>491870>there's now a constipated dragon ingame with extra strong ass scales
>>491870Yes, he will be known as the wierd dragon no one likes now in the dragon tribe om game now.
>>491879>the asshole who takes too long using the toilet and seemingly always on his period as he's salty
>>491874Nope, when I was three only thing that was scarier than a toilet was garden spiders.I was that kind of kid for ooooh, shit I dunno five years? Never had the best childhood.
>>491873are you not entertained?
>>491870one more thing to make fun of chicken brainsperfect
>>491882>He also has a mustache somehow.
>>491883He's talking about the shit pun
>>491883>oohhh shitWas this a pun?Since it's a shit storyGet it, shit?Kill me. I died a little bit inside typing that.
I have more pathetic stories where that came from. But it's still stuck in my salt pile somewhere.
>>491883Wow. And I thought I had a messy childhood.
>>491859I'll be gone in 30 or so minswill post next turn if we actually finish this turn soon, if not - good luck with rest of the thread
>>491895Nah never shitted my pants, actually I did pop a nasty shard once or twice. I'd rather not remember. Actually I'd rather not remember like 70% of my past, kinda makes sense that my memory is blurry that way.
>we're getting sidetracked by a shitty tale
>>491906I never expected anything more from chicken brains anyway
>>491906Aight I'll stop, I'll stop
AND NOW, the turns. Shit.The humans found out that if they leave their meat next to the chimneys, not close enough to be burnt though, long enough that shit'll dry up and become jerky. They also hunted animals by punching them to death so they'll have food reserves.
>>491902Please stop. You're making me feel somewhat not at ease and your tales are unsettling.
>>491891I tought you were finished shitting. Were are the shits that you shat out?>>491902I shat my pants once. T'was fun.
>>491918I've read shittier tales
>>491920Oh there they are
>>491915>They also hunted animals by punching them to death so they'll have food reserves.do we keep pile of skin and furs from that hunt? I need that for next turn.
The elves entertained their god with a dope ballad full of dank rhymes. And so he granted them magical heat and cold resistance.They have also moved to talk to the orc mercs. Now, elves. What do you say to them?
>>491922*ba dum tiss*
>>491918Hey man, this is 4chan. You get exposed to shit you never wanted to get exposed to on every board. Even tame ones like /qst/, That's what I really like about this site.
>>491926Yeah, you just haven't done anything with them yet
>>491927So uhh how do you want to get paid?
>>491927>its another awkward silence talkThis is gonna be shit
>>491927 >>491869inb4 multiple turns of awkward silence
>>491938Always the shit. Especially the shit.
>>491949Welcome back Chicken Hilter.
>>491940What do you offer for our services
>>491940AND THE ORCS ANSWERED:
>>491940Wait, do we need them as mercs? We have proved that we can protect our forest like champs. I was hoping we could just trade with them
>>491956>>491940Reply to each other quick, come on>>491957
>>491956We can give you like medical marijuana and shiet.
>>491958But we should at least have a non aggression pact.>>491956We have medicine and aphrodisiacs and all we want is for you to not attack us.
>>491957>>491956>>491964And so the elves told the orcs they can pay them in recreational drugs if the orcs fight for them.DO the orcs accept this?
>>491964>>491966throw in a hat and you've got a deal
>>491957foodbowsteach us how to use themcarpentry techniques
>>491964I'll horde as much of that medicinal herb as you would like
>>491971Deal.Medicine and sex drugs plus lots of hats for your assistance in battle and a agreement of peace between us.
>>491972How about we give you drugs AND one of our females who isn't important. She can sing songs for you and stuff.
>>491971We'll give you a vine crown (without spikes) made with our magic>>491966I don't think they'll attack us. We're paying them, after all
...or medicines. That can work too. Let's bring our shaman to the elves territory so he can research a bit.
>>491982Are you sure singing is the only thing she'll be doing?
>>491982No we aren't giving them our wymyn.>>491985We will welcome your shaman with open arms and gift him knowledge of plants
>>491977We can only promise that the Orcs as a whole wont attack you, but if the humans or other peoples hires some other mercs than they will do what they say
>>491988I hear she plays a mean skin flute too
There are multiple answers and deals going with no proper true course of action form both sides. It's making me confused. Confusion means somebody ahs to die
>>491991Keep this in mind.Sorry, it's our lifestyle :----D
>>491990I'm just trying to be nice. Elf music is the best in the world. Instead of a female we'll give them a effeminate male to trick them
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>491995>Confusion means somebody ahs to diewe can always help with thatnot a first timejust make their meet up last a bit longer
>>491995Nah, the deal is this:We give them medicine herbs (drugs)And they will fight for us and never attack us as a whole
>>491991Ok then the orcs as a whole won't attack us but we'd like a few orcs here and we'll set up a communal home in the trees for them to live.And we give medicine, aphrodisiacs, and knowledge of woodworking plus your shaman can learn plants and stuff from us.
>>491990>>491985>>491983>>491982Okay, you get us drugs, we get you fighters, our tribe wont attack you, we get a het
>>492004That's too much shit we're giving them. Stick with the original deal
Ok, we agree in exchange of medicines. Our shaman will be taken as a researcher and diplomat in elven territory.We also won't attack the elves as a whole, but a merc band allied with an elvish foe will still have to obey the orders of whoever may have hired it.Right?
ALRIGHT, FINAL ANSWER.ELVES GIVE ORCS DRUGS AND A HATORCS FIGHT FOR ELVES AND MAKE PEACEIS THIS CORRECT?
Should I butter up this confusion with a nice, long story?
how do i join
>>492016Yes.No senseless murder thank you.
>>492020literally in the OP>Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"
>>492016Yes. Only the greenest drugs for our green brothers
>>492020Pick a team you like, then name yourself something relating to that team.Congrats, you have joined.>>492019You do and dragons will be killed by shit from the skies
>>492020Name that correlates to race, you are now a part of that race. Whalla
>>492016Also dragons randomly decided today is the day the elves will pay for attacking our scout.We send 5 dragons to fly over to the forest and somehow encountered the meeting in progress
>>492030Please don't murder us all for one dragons actions
>>492023>>492024>>492026>>492028Good. And so the orcs and elves have made a deal. The mercs are now in the elves' employ.
>>492040OP I demand senseless murder
>>492030I surrender, but my time is nigh that I have spread my wings. I shall wait to strike as I am the Autist that this quest most certainly does not want, or deserve for that matter, but I can give hearty chuckles to archive readers. I think
>>492039It's called Senseless murder, not sensible murder
>>492047>implying anyone would want to read your shit
The orcs have appointed a scout to stand guard in a vantage point so that they can be informed of incoming dangers easier.Meanwhile, the tribesmen tried to create fire again by rubbing sticks together, but to no avail. In a rage they smashed nearby stones together in an effort to calm themselves, but then they find this creates sparks which lead to a fire.IN other news there's still an orc merc band right outside the barbarian village waiting for their answer
>>492052>nobody doesThat's the beauty of it. Like that one page from berserk when casca gets raped
>>492063I think i'll start reading Berserk
>>492066Nigger are you still seriously not reading berserk? Shit is whack yo. But yeah major spoiler, but at this point I should call you retarded more then anything for not picking it up after so many years.
After the recent undead discovery, the goblins now cremate their dead to prevent undeads from appearing.They have also learned stonemasonary from observing the stone artworks in the culture-tech exchange
>>492066>not reading berserkFilthy casual
I think we should improve upon our chemistry. Also, dig deeper to find more materials.
>>492075>TreeFucking triggered. Only Elves should be able to use that word.
>>491904Hat guy, you here?I'm out, so I'm making proposition for turn, but change it if shit will go down during winter or something - so I won't throw a rock1st action - using all pile of fur and animal skins - develop sewing - aka clothes making. So we will be able to make warm clothes for winter. Also I guess it's better to call technology as generic sewing, so we may use it for something else later.2nd action - scout for fearsome animals which you can battle against. Wolves, tigers and shit. kill them all and brink Brock 20 fearsome animal skulls.>>492072read above, but if you actually want to attack orcs during winter while crossing undead place without any clothes - be my guest.
>>492078If you improve chemistry we can trade it for improved stoneworking or some mathematics.
>>492078We'll be able to dig even deeper with stone supports. I wanna get our basics down first however. We haven't done hunting or have any food sources besides shrooms. But with Winter fast approaching, we don't have much time.
>>492074>>492076I always wanted to start reading it, but never got around to actually do it. I heard it's really good. I also heard that the new berserk anime sucks black dick
>>492081No. There is orcs at our literal doorstep
>>492086Why kill us if you could hire us to kill others
>>492075Das a paenus.
>>492083You have math? If so, sure! Not sure what you're gonna do with chemistry tho, since you can't really use it do to your lack of thumbs.>>492084We're fine with food I think. We can produce the perfect shroom environment underground. We could also do cave fishing, and mole hunting.
>>492085Berserk is a little overhyped. Wouldn't say it's the best manga ever but it is one of the bestAnd I'd rather watch SAO than berserk 2016
>>492078Dig deeper and hopefully find that volcano.We dragons want hot springs yo
>>492086you mean meeting? they concluded it in time this time around, right OP? >>492075 ?so they are already back at their village now.sadly they were able to communicate in one turn.if not. FUCKING KILL THEM ALL HAT GUYFOR NEW HATSWITH ROCKSbut still I'm out
>>492094We have nothing to trade but rocks and animal gristle.
>>492098>watching SAO>triggered.jpgSHIT TASTE
>>492094and give you our precious jerky? tough chance, eggthief
The dragons, like the goblins, have now decided to cremate their dead.A new fitness program was developed. The boss dragon oversees the physical training of all dragons in an attempt to increase their natural power. The dragons worked the routines well enough. Except for one who always skip training to shit instead. Shit. For hours.The dragon caves smells like ass. Ass and shit.Dragon Shit.
>>492103You could teach us how to make walls, or chimneys, or how to make jerky
>>492098The only manga i ever read is Hellsing, so my hopes are uo for another thing like that.And yeah, i've seen some episodes. That CGI was literal shit
>>492099We don't even need the natural magma, we can make our own, so if need be we can recycle our magma that we make with the magma Boulder and run them through pipes to make the hot baths.Also defensively we should have killzones with magma that we can drop on invaders or spray them with it in fire hoses and shit. Also magma pools and Manley sized catwalks should make it basically impenetrable through conventional means
>>492116or we could use more of your "hats", greenpeace
>>492108Hey I never said SAO was good. I think it's shit, I just think the new berserk anime is worse.
AND NOW IT'S TURN 20. WINTER COMESSsNo action this turn. Time for me to roll for each tribe's survival
>>492112Dragon messiah is in 4 turns. Get hyped>also fresh memes
>>492125Are you confusing us for the elves?
So gobbos, what are we doing? My votes stays with chemistry and digging deeper.
>>492120>not reading Fate Prisma illya
>>492128>chicken brains not only confrimed by shitting all over the place, but also with having shit taste and watching modern anime period
>>492137The fuck is that?
>>492135Replace your wooden pillars with stone ones. We don't want another cave in
>>492081we really need clothes...hello i'm human irl and in the here too
>>492134I'm confusing your skulls with "hats" . On regular basis
>>492141Just googled it, some magic girl shit. If your not into that read 'lone wolf and cub' instead.
>>492135Food is top priority for me. I mean we have farms, but having more types of food is good. I want our tech to be improving our weapon/tool molds so it advances.
>>492145Welcome aboard and thank you.
>>492146Why call us greenpeace tho
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>492145throw some welcoming rocks, newbieand hold the fort with hat guy. cause I'm out.
>>492144True. So after winter happens, we make chemistry and replace all wooden pillars with stone ones.>>492149Yeah ok. We can maybe get cave fishing and mole hunting going.
>>492152you are green, and try to come with peace.that's gay
>>492140Mob psycho is decent, so is opm. Havnt really watched all the new shows tho. And it's not all garbage it's better than a lot of shit a couple years ago, cut it with your hipster trash
>>492148It's best manga 2016 :^)It has anime adaptations and the currently airing fourth season is hype as fuck
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>492146
>>492148That one definitely looks interesting. I'll make sure to give it a go
Rolled 72, 33, 59, 74 = 238 (4d100)The order of results are: Human-Elves-Orcs-Goblins-DragonsBonuses:Humans: Chimneys +5; Food reserves (jerky) +5; Hotbloodedangriness +2Elves: Magical Resistance +13; Coats +7Orcs: Fire +4; Fur coats +7; Big guys +1Goblins: Fire +4; Cave +8Dragons: Cave +8; Internal Fire +10Final results needs to be >60 to get through winter without trouble
>>492158Mob psycho is legitimately good while OPM was great albeit a bit too overhyped.Rezero is irredeemable trash
>>492154bye senpai *-*
>>492164You forgot dragon roll. Unless gobbos are combined.
>>492164got emyou forgot to roll for dragons, OPwe gobbos are safe
Rolled 23, 89, 92, 36, 42 = 282 (5d100)>>492164Oh wait, that was 4, rerollan
>>492164Kill me now, please
>>492171>Dragons just barely made itRIP gobbos and humans
>>492171Saved by the skin of or reroll.
>>492171Phew. Dodged a rock with that one.
Awww... we won with the first roll! Now we're fucked. Gay.
>>492171hey, that's unfair. you should've just rolled another 1d100 instead of rerolling other dices.
>>492171OH FUCK YES
>>492171Dragons got exactly 60 and humans freeze nice. Rip gobbos though.
>>492171nigga what the fuckwe had a winning roll, all you had to do was roll for the dragonswhy do we have to reroll when we had a good roll already
>>492171we REALLY needed those fur clothes
>>492181What is done is done, though yeah just adding one roll would've been better.
Can everyone get their higher roll? Then everyones happier.
>>492158>calling golden age of anime anything hipsterI hope you got hemorrhoids
>>492189Someone has to suffer Manlet. Unless op calls for another re-roll
>>492176Actually... written is >60. 60 is not more than 60.
>>492190You have good taste.You've seen Ideon?
>>492171Humangs = 35Elves = 109Orcs = 104Gobbos = 48Dragons = 60>>492185>>492181Because I'm feeling kind and generours today, so generous that I rolled another 5d100 instead of 1.Oh and >60, not >=60, to get through without trouble
>>492199Truly tis the season of giving
>>492199Elves love you, op.
>>492190>calling a new resurgence in anime quality shitLearn what's what rock brain.But yeah the old stuff is generally better
>>492198I'm suddenly in love with you.
>>492199It's alright we can compensate.
>>492206>resurgence of anime quality>all these QUALITY shows that rely on fixing shitty animation in the BD release because of shitty schedulingA-1 generally suffers from this seeing as they release 5 shows per seasonKyoani shows are GOAT and the SHAFT movie quality is amazing.Can't say the same for SHAFT shows though
>>492199well fugtry to keep someone survived guys so I can suicide attack with them laterI'm off
>>492199So if its gonna be winter for a bit and since we apparently failed by one you guys want to follow the magma armor idea to warm us up and for a bonus?
>>492218I don't think we're necessarily suffering from cold.We might suffer a cave in though or more undead
AND NOW, WINTER TIME COMMENCES.All tribes who did not win the rolls have their pop cut in half and gains a -10 cold debuff in any rolls until winter ends
>>492218We could help you with that. We could make you like mini-deathwings. We give you armor, and you use your magic to magmize it.
>>492223Orcs, it's time to steamroll the other tribes.
>>492223Yeah dragons really needed to win that roll.
>>492229You don't know we exist :P
>>492223Op that is too savage for the dragons.They only have like 11 guys
>>492219Were burning our bodys though and so are gobbos. Also no more skeles causing caveins.>>492225All you have right now is metal plates though.>>492223Literally lost half our guys as dragons. The horror.
>>492232We know dragons exist, though. You won't be too far away
>>492223AND NOW, THE CURRENT POPULATION:Humans: 11Elves: 25Orcs: 29Midgets: 38Dragons: 6TURN 21 starts. Reply to this post with your recaps
wait, so i'm like the last humie here?
So gobbos? I think we need to change plan. We need to get mole hunting, cave fishing, better heating, traps, clothes going. I suggest for the beginning:Better heating (heat water, have piping throughout the cave system, steam is hot, we have heating system.)And also mole hunting. Then we can use their fur and leather to make coats.
>>492242It seems you're the only player currently, yes
>>492239Alright dragons I say we just start turtling even more and put an action into building magma pools as traps and get the magma armor. We cant lose anymore dragons. Both os these will heat us up also and hopefully remove the debuff.
>>492244You guys invent plumbing and shit so we can take that tech and use culture to make baths in the citadel.
First action: Get traps in the cave enteancesSecond action: Pray to Dragon God to give us dragon eggs
>>492250We literally have half our population killed so half of our hoards with no owners.We can use this to trade with the Dragon God for more population
>>492239>Elves outnumber humans over 2 to 1Amazing.I propose that Elves explore south of the forest. As for culture I don't know.
>>492225I think we need to seal off our caves so the cold debuff is removed. I think we should setup a government too.>>492244Agreed.Let's do it.>>492239Tech Action: Invent plumbing for hot water, piping and a water heater by keeping the water in a pot over a fire.Action: Let's go mole hunting in the caves with the army.
Actually change of plan:So gobbos: We increase chemistry, gaining the ability to make brass which we can use to make super good heating pipes, since they are resistant to steam based corrosion.Then, with that newfound knowledge, we make a heating system.>>492249First we need to deal with our caves. Then we can think about the citadel and your mountains. Also we can't get to you, we'd freeze on the way.
>>492247>>492250Let's compromise and do magma pools in the citadel for defense and warmth and pray for dragon eggs
>>492265I can get behind this
>>492234>>492259Now it's our time to shine.We can expand the forest, explore, maybe get some attacks going on (since the other tribes won't attack us, they'll turtle until they get back their population, especially dragons). For culture, either we make songs and important part of life, we can pray for more magic, or we can make camouflage for winter
>>492260>>492263That's two tech actions thoughI want food this turn, and we need to get as warm as possible.
>>492265Alright then lets do that.
Just a heads up, when I say the debuff lasts until winter is over, I mean the debuff lasts until winter is over. No way round it
So orcs, what shall we do? i have a mind to go explore that mountain we found earlier
hey it's pretty hard to be alone herecrying as half of the human pops died
>>492239Op this is what the dragons want>>492265
>>492239First action: Create magma pools all over thr cave for defense and warmthSecond action: Communicate with the Dragon God to give us extra population
>>492284You have to deal with undead you have no cremation lmao
>>492274We can pray for water/ice controlAnd explore.
>>492274We could probably wipe out the humans if we wanted to with sheer ease. Even the dragons are in a position of weakness. We could probably go up to them with an offer and they'd be hard pressed to refuse. For example we could trade aphrodisiacs with them quite easily.
>>492278As in if you managed to get heating for your tribe, it will give you bonuses to cancel the cold. In the next winter.
>>492285>>492286After this turn we should really stack bonuses to mitigate the debuff like magma armor and other stuff like more training or even like swords or other weapons made out of magic. Because the undead are going to attack someone now with all those dead barbarians.
>>492276We need brass piping. Otherwise the pipes will burst. We have to do it with brass or not at all.
>>492293I don't want to give dragons aphrodisiacs when they don't have anything we want.
>>492289so this is a thing?
>>492305Yes, since like 2 threads ago. Any death will create undeads.
>>492284In your weakened state, it might be wise to consider hiring some strong orcish mercenaries, not bothered by the cold and in their prime
>>492301Alright fine. We'll do chemistry for brass then. Our food is still top priority.>>492239Tech: Advance our chemistry by mixing some zinc and copper to make brass.Action: Let's go mole hunting in the caves with the army for furs and food. Capture some of them so we can farm them later.These be our final actions for this turn.>>492301How do you feel about setting up a government? We're not doing anything important or have any major crisis besides cold.
>>492293>>492302Yeah, i support praying for water/ice magic and explore.I know this is the perfect opportunity, but i'm reclutant on killing tribes. I feel as if that would be ruining the fun for some players.
tfw u barely got into the game and you have to decide the fate of all humanity
>>492316Personally, I feel government is not as important as getting us safe. You were right in the beginning, where we have to get basics before the rest. Once we have averted the crisis, we should increase our sciences we already have (chemistry, shroomology, metallurgy) And then get some basic infrastructure going. We should go more of an economic and social-benefit route after winter is over. That means getting a government going, having basic laws in place, having a heating system for the cave, etc.
>>492323Dont you literally only have a bonus +10 for bows outside your forest? While everyone else is specced out with gear and defenses.
>>492323Do it if you can, he'll if the humans can try to do it then kill them for the karma.
>>492323What I'm afraid of is a person like rock solid, after getting his tribe destroyed joins us and crashes our whole system.
>>492336With no survivors
>>492239Pray for the ability to manipulate water(which should also let us control ice)And explore deeper into the forest
>>492331Aye, we'll do government after winter is over. Our basics have to be improving to advanced stuff. We can do two techs per turn, so let's do clothes next turn.
>>492332If we tell the elf god that we kill the humans so that they won't endanger our forest anymore, then i think we could still have some good bonuses. And no, humans are just specced into attacking, almost no defense for them.>>492336That's not a problem, he would just get ignored, like it happened with the humans.
>>4922391: change our montly orgy into a weekly orgy and start using the elven drugs to increase birthrate and pop. growth.2:send out an orc to explore the mountains we found earlier
>>492348Ye. We'll have mole fur and leather, so we have the mats for it. Government is not top priority. Along with making clothes, we could then get the heating using the brass we're making atm.
>>492339He's a big guy
>>4922391st action: create huge ass walls 2nd action: deal with the zombeso god what am i doing[/spoiler
>>492352>No defense >They cant use their training and gear for defendingBrocks favor alone is almost as much as both your god bonus and bows combined, then theirs all their gear, training, and wall/big slingshot
>>492364You're deciding the fate of the humansdon't fuck it up
>>492364They're swinging our game back at us
>>492239The gobbos have decided:1st action: Advance in chemistry, allowing us to create brass, a material able to withstand pressure and corrosion of steam, therefore suitable for heat pipes.2nd action: Start mole hunting parties so we can get meat, fur and leather.
>>492364>when you're the only player left alive on the teamI know this feel well
>>492367I don't know if Brock's favour is there if they're defending. Anyway, we can take care of their wall with Quake.Also, we don't necessairly have to attack like they do. We can be sneaky, raid them, not just charge in and hope RNG protects us
>>492382Its always there, like when the orcs raided them it showed up I believe.
>>492388Anyway, some preparation with magic and tactical thinking will give us enough bonuses to make it a fair fight. By fair i mean RNG help us. also, their training and gear bonuses i think just gives them a +9 or +10
hey op could i create genetics to create totally not space marines????
okay so we basically did all the preping for nothing?
>>492405Read through the previous thread its a bit more than that.
>>492415By the time the hummies know what genes are, we gobbos are creating nukes.
>>492421Pretty sure nukes were discovered before DNA
>>492417It's the will of the dice
>>492415You can. But this is the tribal stage. So not now.
>>492430Dice God is an asshole
Rolled 2 (1d10)also im back:I vote for give the helmet to the best warriorand try to fuck all the women kind of thing, you know population.also how did we even die during the first day of winter? we couldve stayed inside eating jerky.. and why didn't we get a +4 for fire? did the chimney only gave us +1? >>492430it is the will of you and you know it.. -10 jeez
>>492427I'm pretty sure not. Nukes were first developed with the Manhattan Project, which started in 1942. DNA was first isolated in 1869.Of course I know all these dates by heart
>>492437See here for bonuses >>492164
>>492418My bad, it's +20. But they still have the -10 from winter. Anyway, it's useless, we won't be attacking them right away
sup dude shall we change our actions since u are here now?
>>492436YOu got that right
>>492445what is our turn now?
>>492458This >>492364If you wanna change then do it nao
>>492463what are the zombies? the undead? we cant fight that unless we have a supremme leader with the magicall hat :(
>>492470sorry i'm a youngling senpai, what is a magical hat, please enlighten me
>>492470You could hire mercs
>>492477we found a hat and if we give it to someone they will get super powersso i guess walls and giving the hat to the best warrior
>>492477Last thread the humans discovered a magic hat that'll give a single barbarian super powers and make him the chief
>>492491*throws rock in approbation*
If was a barbarian I would just focus on making more babies. Need to replenish the winter losses.
>>492503we will make babies with your brides if you say anything about our losses
>>492506You really wanna fight again.Bring it.
When/if the dragons get tech to make clothes, I hope the first thing they make is POAK BUN shirts.
>>492503>>492506omg yes half elves, I mean we can while that piece of shit is gone... or human goblins... or maybe human dragons...?>>492509nah only that retard ones to we dont
>>492491So? Do you ahve another recap?
>>492506>Mfw humans try to steal our brides
>>492515I guess so Im srry..>>492491
>>492516They'll get shot again.They already took heavy losses.They can't do anything right now.
>>492523Yeah, they won't even get near the wall. We even have the spikey vines now
human-orc-elf masterplan?1.okay, humans and elves work together to make a bigger dam in river and around it so a big lake gets created.2. humans, elves and orcs build their homes around the lake, they can fish for food, grow crops later on and stuff3. we make a island in the middle called peace island or some shit like that idfk4. we kill al dragons and we enslave the goblinits a win-win-win-lose-lose situation!!!!!
>>492519sorry for the tension senpai
>>492532good luck with thatyour god calls for blood not peace
>>4925322 of those races literally hate you
>>492532>Elves and Orcs working with humans>Literally been harassed by them since they existed>Think saying were good now will get their opinion of you to change Human logic everyone
>>492537You won't get peace, you'll get enslaved, lil' manlet
>>492548Did I say anything to you, treehugger? Go back to your forest.
ELVES!ACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humansB: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: [SPOILER] Build wall! More wall! [SPOILER}D: Study the orc's tech.E: Other.CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing.C: Encourage people making white clothes. D: Other.
>>492546okay okay it was a joke, but it wasnt my plan to attack you, that rocktard wants to kill everyone, I just want to be friends :)
The humans, seeing themselves in such a weakened state, built walls of rocks and other crap around their camp to protect themselves.In these dire times, the strongest barbarian was chosen to wear the holy skull to gain Brock's divine favour. The barbarians now have their Chief. He has super powers. Which translates to giving good bonuses to any battles he participates in. Oh and with his helm being the conduit for Brock's holiness, he can now learn magic.But not Necromancy though, Brock still wants 20 fresh skulls for that
>>492553You go back to being a dragon's slave
>>492564Be careful with such speech, or you might find yourself in a burning forest...
>>492561ROCKEUS TRUMPETUS MAKE HUMANITY GREAT AGAIN
>>492570I don't think the dragons wanna fight right now.Not with our mad home turf bonus and their population crippled.
>>492570Be careful with that speech, you may find your caves filled with water. And then you'll become a porcupine. A poisoned porcupine
With the winter time, The Elven Tree God helped the elves to absorbed the coldness form the outside into their mana. Giving them the magic to throw ice shards.AND NOW, THE ELVES SCOUT INTO THE DEEPER PARTS OF THEIR FOREST. Elves, roll 1d100 for rsults0-9: terrible encounter10-49: bad encounter50-79: jackshit80-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounter
>>492577I like porcupines.
>>492561ha! magic! I like!what kind of magic tho...pls impregnation magicI mean we can do a sex ceremony or something giving population and sex magic? I mean like vertility magic... or lighting magic, I mean if a army comes to us on the plain we can shoot a electric thing to them with a basically 100% hit chance. thoughts humans?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>492585Aw hell yeah, 'SPLORIN' TIME!
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>492585Check out this one boy.
>>492585I hope elves are somehow affected by our dragon curse
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>492585Les go.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>492585Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>492589NO PUSSY MAGIC WE NEED BLOOD MAGIC
>>492592Sorry, it only affects humans
>>492593>literally just barely qualifyingI thought you faggots inherited the human's inability to scout for a minute there
>>492596>>492593We got something!Maybe tree god relic?Or dire wolf mounts?
>>492593You deserve an award for this. You made it so that it just managed to reach okay encounter.>>492605I'm kind of hoping for land that can be cultivated. Although a relic or something would be good.
>>492605You got an okay encounter. I don't think you get cool things as an okay encounter.
Gobbos, you manlets need to scout out our base and make a map of it.I'm paranoid we still have undead lurking within. Also, since you have stonemasonry, replace your wooden pillars with stone ones to prevent a cave in
>>492601I think blood magic is kinda necromancy idk. but we can use a pop boost anyways so why not do it and hope for a magical vertility thing we could even make our plains into a very green beautiful place with vertility magic
>>492593The elves found a funny looking plant. Being elves they immediately mushed it to inhale it fumes. And finds that they cause slightly more pleasure than the plants they've been using.In other news, elf scouting party was missing for a day before returning home. When asked why they answered "too high to move"
>>492614Wooden pillars have done good so faralso, we've taken care of all the undeadotherwise we'd have rumblings. Chill dragos.
VoteACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humansB: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: [SPOILER] Build wall! More wall! [SPOILER]D: Study the orc's tech.E: Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. 1CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing.C: Encourage people making white clothes. :1D: Other.
>>492614We need to get other things before we can think of such things. I also think we got rid of all our undeads desu.
>>492614So yeah are we going to bulk up on battle bonuses next turn? The undead army will strike soon I think. I think were pretty good right now in terms of stablity save for us losing half our pop.
>>492627Human chief* BTW, it's not metagaming. The elves just assume the humans have a chief..
>>492625Good. This will give us an edge in the drug industry over the goblins. I want to turn this into a drug war and see who has the better drugs.
>>492627>Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humans>Flat out attack humies with the orcs> Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. 1pls we dont want to fight anymore, the only one that wanted a war was that rocktard... we can't become allies I guess but pls killing us now is kinda mean... >>492631thnx
>>492626Pretty sure in one of the recaps last thread OP mentioned that you should replace them soon or they will collapse
>>492635I think we just have different kind of drugs, and don't overlap with those. We have hallucinogenic mushrooms, while you have weeds.
The orcs, with the drugs from the elves, changed their monthly orgies into weekly to increase population.An orc was sent to scout the mountainsOrcs, roll 1d1000-9: terrible encounter10-29: bad encounter30-49: Dragon Encounter50-69: jackshit70-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounter
>>492637Well it's a good thing you don't get to vote then.
>>492637But you and others backed his ideas for war. Now that you're weak, you don't want to fight anymore.
>>492637You're the only hippie peace drunk human lmao.All the others of your ilk crave war. Your entire build is literally depending on war.
>>492637>Literally begging to not get attackedWhat kind of terrible barbarian are you? Brock must be ashamed of a barbarian such as yourself
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>492646
>>492644I know jackshit about drugs but I know that Elves can make better and more addictive ones then Elves.
>>492637YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGIT U WANNA PLAY PUSSIES GO PLAY ELVESwE NO WAR? WE DON'T NEED ANY CONSIDERATION, LET THEM COME AT US OUR LEADER IS THE GREATEST NO FUCKING PUSSY ASSASSINS CAN KILL HIM
>>492655Yes, elves are known for their ability to out-drug themselves.
>>492655>Elves can make better drus than elvesThat's deep
>>492654Why do i keep scouting when im the only orc here to roll
>>492655>Elves can make better drugs than ElvesWhat could it mean?
>>492655We have been challenged.Let's break into the night.Kill their leaderSteal their hatsAll of them.
>>492659How can elves be real if our ears aren't real
>>492665That's so deep it pierced the cervix
>>492663You don't know about the chief.
>>492663That was just what i wanted to suggest. Night raid. We could also weaponize poisonous fungi to make poison bombs and throw them over the wall. Also, yes, camouflaged assassination party during the night is our move
Dragons, I suggest we really make you magma armor after winter. It will be so awesome.
>>492673Then we can just kill as many as we can.Take their corpses And give it to the divine tree.
I fight i get hateI dont fight I get hateI guess I will just kill myself or something
>>492654OH SHIT IT'S THE UNDEAD.THE ORC BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK OR HE'S DEAD!
>>492655Kek. I wasn't thinking when I posted that. I meant Elves can make better drugs then Goblins.
>>492682Blow the Horn to signal danger and call for help, then smash them with it
>>492682>Undead in the mountains MOTHERFUCKER I KNEW ITAlright dragons we need to bulk up next turn with bonuses, you too gobbos.
>>492691It's not in the mountains. Just at the base. He didn't get far.
>>492688NOw roll 1d100 for result Needs to be >75 to succeed
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>492700
Rolled 3 (1d10)ok humans? so what do? the elves want to kill us since we have to op leader. I think we should go to the temple of brock (not meta-ing, we lost alot of people and we go to the temple of brock to be sad and ask him for fertility) and maybe population orgy? while we are at it..
>>492695Yeah they started north of humans, now they're at out mountain base clearly crossing the river and not going for orcs. Bet the skele gobbos told them about us and they'll be attack soon.
>>492699Quickly roll to this post >>492700
>>492701Good bye good sir
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>492700
>>492712Damn that's a nice save
>>492712Hell yeah! Orcbros!
>>492702our leader shall do a pilgrimage to teh temple and see what are his wills
>>492712The orcs have been alerted to the the undead horde! NOw what do they do now?
>>492727That's not how you use a horn...
>>492712Do we attack them? Throw stuff at them from afar?
>>492726the temple is pretty close, notapaladin said we could use it as a stronghold and the elves dont know about it
>>492734we should do a colonization program then
>>492728Yes it is, haven't you ever used a Hunting Horn before?
>>492728That's how orcs use them
ELVES VOTE FFSACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humansB: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: [SPOILER] Build wall! More wall! [SPOILER]D: Study the orc's tech.E: Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. as many humans as possible.CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing.C: Encourage people making white clothes.D: Other.
>>492727The orcs start throwing stuff like boulders and trees at the undead from afar
>>492743I want to explore again. See if there's any other good shit. As for cultural I think we should make white clothing.
>>492749Good, now like before, roll1d100>80 to succeed
>>492743E for actionCulture Pray for knowledge of runes(which we can use as a written Language)And runic magic so we can enchant stuff.Then next turn make kendo swords.Ninja rappers anybody
>>492754I keep on forgetting to put my trip.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>492758Why hurt us
>>492743Regular: ECultural: i say we make bombs with poisonous fungus spores.
>>492763I have a quota
ELVES VOTE FFSACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humansB: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: [SPOILER] Build wall! More wall! [SPOILER]D: Study the orc's tech.E: Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. as many humans as possible.: 3F: Scout :1G: Other?CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing.C: Encourage people making white clothes.: 2D: Pray for knowledge of runes: 1E: Make bombs with poison fungi spores (kind of tech desu):1F: Other?>>492759I think fencing sabres would be better for us, but we'd have to make them out of wood.
>>492772Fuck, you're right. Then for cultural i vote for white camo clothes
ACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humansB: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: [SPOILER] Build wall! More wall! [SPOILER]D: Study the orc's tech.E: Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. as many humans as possible.: 3F: Scout :1G: Other?CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing.C: Encourage people making white clothes.: 3D: Pray for knowledge of runes: 1F: OtherWe should do white camo then attack.>>492778No it's not. Instead of dying clothes green, we just leave them white.
>>492785Don't we make our clothes out of (green) leaves?
>>492763The orcs threw crap at the undead from acrross the river. The undeads retreat from the barrage, but not before killing the orc scout and taking his corpse with them>>492785YOur clothes are naturally green
>>492788It was never specified, but since we had to take an action to dye them green and have camo, then i guess they are naturally white
>>492790Whoops, forgot pic
>>492794We didn't have to take an action we started with clothes that were green.I thought we made them out of leaves and shit.>>492800Why do the skeles like shanking people?
>>492788Crud. Our camouflage isn't going to be very good then. But we can still do some guerilla warfare.So... CHANGE VOTESACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humans :1B: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: [SPOILER] Build wall! More wall! [SPOILER]D: Study the orc's tech.E: Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. as many humans as possible.: 2F: Scout :1G: Other?CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing: 1C: Encourage people making white clothes.: 2D: Pray for knowledge of runes: 1E: Make bombs with poison fungi spores (kind of tech desu):F: Other?
>>492800ORC SCOUT NOOOOOOOOOO
>>492803>E: Make bombs with poison fungi spores (kind of tech desu)I'm pretty sure that IS tech desu
>>492803White clothes is tech so we have to make it before we can encourage people to make more.So we should just grab some runes.Magic bows and kendo swords.
The goblins mixed some shit with some other shit and created some new shit. This shit apprently good with heat n shit.Oh and now they hunt molesGOBBOS, Roll 1d100. Needs to have >60 for a successful hunt>>492802Undeads' mission is to kill the living so they too can become undead
>>492810>>492809THAT'S WHY I SAID CHANGE VOTES
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>492812I ain't scared of no mole
Rolled 66 (1d100)FOR THE GOBBOS
>>492803Stealth assault humies.Get magic runes that can also be used as written language.
>>492818Gobbos are master hunters it seems.
>>492818Hunt successful, resources gained
>>492824I was worried gobbos were gonna get rekt by fucking moles kek
>>492822And remember to make the stealth assassinations during the night.
So next action form the gobbos.1st: HEATING SYSTEM (but a cool one we can turn on and off and with valves and shit)2nd: CLOTHER (use leather and fur we got from the moles to make winter shit.)
>>492837But you guys don't know where the human village is
>>492822Trying to double vote runes I see.ACTION:A: Use Gust to blow poisonous mushroom spores over the river at the humans: 1B: Flat out attack humies with the orcsC: BUILD WALLD: Study the orc's tech.E: Send a group of camouflaged elves to find and kill the chief. Kill all the humans that look like a leader. Maybe the one with the best hat. possible.: 4F: Scout :1G: Other?CULTURAL:A: Make another dank song?B: Encourage singing.D: Pray for knowledge of runes: 3E: Other?
>>492842They live like right across from eachother. Humies can see them from their place and vice versa.
any other humans what do you about trying to colonize the ancient temple after we repopulate?
>>492842We know where they come from. We'll go in that direction
Dragons dug holes in the caves then used the Magma Boulder magic in them. The boulders break and spewed lava into the holes. Creating makeshift lava pools. They;re useful as deathtraps, heating and lighting. Downside is this aint natural magma, that shit gonna run out and another boulder must be cast. Dragons will need tribesmen posted near the holes for this.And then they asked their god for eggs. And he answered "Well, what kinda egg you want. Regular or Premium. OR VIP SUPER DELUXE LIMITED COLLECTORS EDITION, PRE-ORDER NOW?"
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>492851As long as you populate first
>>492853Super Deluxe Limited Collectors edition
>>492853More details pls
>>492858but howtf are we going to do thishow about we capture some fuckers and then sacrifice it to GOD
Quick question, how the hell do you make these drawings OP? Are you just really good with MSPaint, or do you use a tablet, or what?
>>492867Just a tablet. Yes I'm a casul
>>492862He's gonna fucking scam us he's jewish like that so support this >>492863HES GONNA SCAM US ASK FOR MORE DETAILS
>>492863Switching to this
>>492858We need people to do that.We lose more people if we fail.Hunt big game with war chief. Get 20 skulls. Then we fuck the females op keeps offscreen. And no, they arnt elf men.
>>492872What has ever gone wrong with taking the up sale?I'll go with more info if hes willing to give it to us though.
>>492863"Well you see my greedy children. Regular is...a regular dragon. PREMIUM nets you a stronger dragon than regular. While VIP SUPER DELUXE LIMITED COLLECTORS EDITION gives you a stronger dragon and it has a gold color scheme"
Dragon messiah soon tm
>>492884Premium plsWill his children will be stronger dragons too?
Looks like i'm still voting for gold dragon deluxe
>>492884How long does super deluxe take to hatch?
>>492879ok then...SKULLS FOR THE... GOD?
>>492892>>492884Actually never mind we'll take premium.
>>492879we need to go to the temple, our children can grow up there in peace, we will have to go their either way with so little people and I dont want our women to be pregnant on the trip there, you have to look up to see the truth my friend ;)
>>492892Switching to this desu
>>492884What's the catch(es)?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>492900rolling for going to temple and orgy in honor of brock there
What's it now, chaps? I think that we should start to get stone weapons and wood armour. Plus we have to develope a regular army.
>>492901>>492899Welp, guess I switch back to my original choice
>>492899>>492890"Okay here you go"The tribe is gifted a dragon egg that immediately poofed into a full grown dragon. He's about 5% stronger than the average tribe member.Oh and Dragon God took 80% of the hoard as payment
>>492910hehe... what do you want to do then? the elves really want to fking kill us rn and they dont know about the temple :)
>>492914RIP OFFREEEEEEEI SAW IT COMING
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>492907If we do that we lose our tower, slingshot and enforced walls we JUST built.Hunt for fierce animals with war chief. And build a new rock temple in our own home for Brock and use our chissles to even make a statue.
>>492914Dammit you Jew, your lucky you made us worship you before the other gods got to us!
>>49291480% of hoard for 5% stronger dragon.I'm surprised the dragons haven't started infighting and treachery.
>>492912>>492901We need to replenish our hordes.Let use our earth magic to dig deeper into the mountains for resources or maybe an ancient city
>>492926Supporting this. Get gobbos in so they can start mining if we find GOLD
>>492926Were good on that so long as we avoid the god of jews that we worship, we get plenty of loot from the gobbos so we just wait a bit.
>>492928Roll for it
>>492931What do you suggest for this turn?
>>492928YOu know, since the hoard is at an all time low, maybe dragons should make a roll to resist their greedy nature and to stop themselves to fight eachother to take eachother's remaning hoards...
>>492923Our 80% loss just means we want to replenish it so that means more raiding>>492931Our magma pools are not permanent and we need to recast so exploring underground is a good idea we might find a volcano
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>492935NotaPaladin-Sama why you do this?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>492935We want new treasure, not to pass it around
>>492935WHAT IS THAT IN THE DARK
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>492935I'm back and rollin
>>492935>Dragon Seer about to dieCome on now Dragos
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>492933Actually preparing for the undead army thats soon to march on us waiting at the mountain base.>>492937I was going to say we made a constant magma oozing boulder but hey its what the majority want.>>492935WHY
We should get a new godSteve from accountingI heard he's a nice god
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>492935Saving roll
SO ELVES HAVE VOTEDAttack the humans under the cover of darkness, killing anybody who looks like a chief. Aim for people with cool hats.CULTURE:Sing a sick song for knowledge of runes. Or just pray for it, I guess.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>492932
>>492940ReasonsNOw, officially rollan. Dragons roll 1d100 to this post to resist your inner natureGonna need >70
DRAGONS IF OUR SEER FALLS WE WILL UNLEASH OUR WRATH ON THE ELVES FOR SUGGESTING THIS CALAMITY TO OP
>>492920>>492928okay I guess I will just say it then...the elves and orcs are coming for us, if we leave they will discover an empty village thinking we all died due to the winter or something and became part of the undead army, we are actually in the temple it has better walls and I think it has some sort of platform we can stand on...the slingshot tho...
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>492960Our will is strong
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>492960
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>492960
>>492968gg no re.
>>492968>>492960OH FUGDragos, your Seer is really oldlike twenty one turns oldYou're gonna have to take him down
>>492966We can follow the trail you left in the snow
>>492968Aww :( I was kind of hoping for a dragon silver war.
>>492966i don't think it has, we just upgraded our walls, and if they discover our stronghold empty they will just claim it for themselves
>>492979We have mandatory cremation
>>492979Dragons get old, its what we do>>492982Not this day hippy elf
>>492960OP I think they should have to make this roll every turn they have low hoard reserves.>>492961>KEK
>>492966If they approach and attack us, elves have no bonus and we have home advantage and all the +2 rockology bonuses to EVERYTHING rock related in our defense and arsonal. Its dumb to leave. And a shitty temple that no one took care of for years is not as sturdy as our own home.
>>492979Do we do this?1st: HEATING SYSTEM2nd: CLOTHES
>>492981it snows all the time you know>>492983still better than 30 elves/orcs at our doors with only 11 people to defend . but I guess if you want to stay I suggest investing in some sort of magic we can use from our walls
Dragon actions for the next turn:Have an apprentice Seer that aids the Seer day to day and to pass on his knowledge should the Seer ever dieExplore underground
>>492989That's the thing, we'll come for you when you won't even expect us. you won't have bonuses becuase you're not even fighting. We'll sneak in when everyone sleeps, nobody can defend themselves
>>492999I can see the apprentice thing but are we going to just forget about the undead whom we can even see a skull in the seers picture?
>>493000I think your magic stops working as soon as younleave the forest. Cuz you arnt defending it at that point. And orcs cannot sneak effectively.
>>492993Clothing, along with plumbing. Pipes, Hot water heater by connecting a brass pot over a fire, it's our heating system. We'll be good to go.
>>493004If we dig underground, we might find their nest and PURGE it.Also can one of the gobbos put torches everywhere for lighting so undead wont sneak up on us?
>>493000Plus op said you can only kill gobs in hand to hand
>>493010We already purged the one underground man, I'm talking about the horde thats going to march on us waiting at the mountain base.
>>4930051. We don't need magic to sneak2. We can tell our god that we're killing humans so that they won't attack the forest anymore. I think that's a good reason to give us magic3. We don't necessairly need the orcs. We can sneak ourselves
>>493011In your case, it's not hand to hand. It's knife to throat. While you're sleeping
Imma suggest a culture thing.So since the dragons are really fucked and we are in a depression, let's have a culture decision where senseless and useless materials and things like gold are the last things to hoard. Meaning that everything in a hoard should be something useful, iron over gold, tools over trinkets, and temperate foods over glutinous foods.This is a reflection of the depression and is easy to slide into, naturally making the average working class dragon more conservative in some aspects but more content in others. Hopefully this will also lead to more sharing and trading between dragons, resulting in an increase in cooperation and survivability.
>>493007Heating isn't really important. OP said any heating we build during this winter won't do anything to the debuff and will only be useful the next winter which is probably 20 turns away. By then you gobbos have better tech and thus better heating bonus.You guys should light up our caves and research bow and arrows for strength and so undead wont sneak up on us.Gobbos get fucked close range so fighting from range is a good idea
>>493015Gobs are too obsessed with heating that wont help until NEXT winter.They should focus on getting bows
And so dragons resisted their nature. This time.Turn 22 starts....aaand I have to go somewhere.So just post your recaps to this post and we'll continue this thread later.Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>493030When are you going to come back and continue this?
>>493029>>493021WE'RE MAKING THE HEATING IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
>>493036Eh probably same time as this one tonight/day
Dragon suggestions>Seer apprentice>something else>dig underground?>more magics?>defenses?
>>493029Yeah while we also prepare and get more bonuses. So were doing the apprentice and what else, actually become more dangerous in battle you know thats not training as were /fit/ and have trained with gobbos for battles. You know like the armor I told you about or even begin carving massive weapons out of stone.
>>493029Looks like dragons will have to make rolls Everytime the hoard gets low.Try not to kill each other too hard.And your welcome to come and attack us.>>493040So OP can't wait to see the dragons senseless violence.>>493030Stealth raid the humies at night.Pray/Sing for runic knowledge for enchanting/usage as a language.
>>493054>>493030>Written languageForgot that part.
Damn... i was gone all day.
>>493054This is your fucking fault
>>492997>>492983How about we collect our 20 skulls with warchief and we assign the rock tower with a rotating guard that watches night and day for intruders. Happy?
>>493068The rotating guard thing is a little too meta, let's do fertility rituals
Any other QM out there thinking about starting a quest. Seems like a severe lack of good new quest on this board
>>493067>Doesn't respond to me giving ideas so we dont get killed>Responds to elves instead with saltWew
>>493061>>493037Manlets, our food situation is good now along with our heating once we get the plumbing done.I think we should invest into taming the moles and having a farm.
>>493080So you mean mine's not good?
>>493081What ideas?...Oh didn't see lmao>>493047Fuck stone get metal weapons
>>493073We will have stamina penalties knowing OP. And there has been way worse than that in this game as far as meta goes.
>>493089No, its great. Just need something to feel the gap.I wouldn't be asking if you weren't leaving!
>>493091Of course you get stamina penalties.You can't get battle boners if you just came out of an orgy
>>493090Yeah metal would be preferable but gobbos seem adamant to put off weapon molds and start having weapons that aren't shit tier spears. So stones all we got unless gobbos start working on smithing again.
>>493067>The dragons hear an asshole elf kek softly in the distance.
>>493101Gobbos are obsessed with heating apparently >>493100Don't lie OP, whats the face under that paper?
>>493054We should use our BOWS to SNIPE from AFAR and then RETREAT after they realize. Our mages will split the thorns like Noah and we will be good.
>>493091Barbarians are weakened and have many enemies. Setting up guards even if they don't know assassins are coming makes sense ingaem. I'll allow it.>>493106
>>493112>Turn that paper around OP
Hi fellow Elves. You know what we should totally do? Sneak in and steal the dragons treasure
>>493118>inb4 ur still a faget
>>493111Here's an idea: we go there, see the guards, and snipe them with bows. If we manage to do it all quietly, we go in and satisfy our murderboners. If they call an alarm we throw some ice at them, maybe make some earthquakes, and then leg it.
>>493030Human warchief makes a hunting party to hunt fierce game to gain Brock's favor. 20 kills for Brock!The humans also assign a rotating lookout and guard for the camp since the world hates us. Notourfault! The tower and walls will be kept alit with fire rocks for the guard.
>>493130If everything's a lie, doesn't that mean YOUR PAPER IS A LIE AS WELL?!
>>493119>Dragons attack>get btfo>We follow them back to their cave/find one of their maps>Kill them>Steal hoard.>>493129That was what I was talking about. I like it!
>>493130Turn it upside down I think there's a message there
I found this on a dead Elf, OP!
>>493146But... What if that's also a lie?
>>493148Lies.Only gobbos have metal weapons.
>>493152At least we still have cake.
>>493143>Dragons attack>Flying over their land is an attackGo ahead and attack then elves, we'll see how well you bode in trapped caves against a horde of gobbos and us.
>>493152>>493143YOu elves are seriously overestimating your combat abilities outside the forest
>>493143And elves will become just a bunch of pranksters.Tune in next time for Stealing The Dragon Messiah GONE SEXUAL GONE WRONG I GOT 3RD DEGREE BURNS PLEASE END MY SUFFERING
>>493163>Implying that we would have a huge fight outside of the forest. >Implying we wouldn't kill them when they were over the forest so we only had to kill one at the cave.>>493161When I said attack, I meant an actual attack, what the fuck are you talking about?
>>493165Will Horny Dragon finally have 'research' specimens?>>493163You can't fool me OP. I'm playing 9D quadruple reversed ethereal mind chess and I say that is also a lie. I'm always one step ahead.
>>493030Tech Action: Make clothing from the moles we hunted, make them extra thick too to protect from the cold.Tech Action: Plumbing plus various accessories, have our water heater over a fire to cook the water to warm levels, have a drain pipe to our toilets so we get the whole bathroom deal. Maybe we might have to make plumbing for the dragons too since they've got a constipated dragon.
>>493143Can we only do stealth attacks please.We suck in fair fights.That's why we should become ninjas.>>493165Kill humies Steal from dragons Leave rocks and skull helmets.Watch chaos and needless violence.
>>493161>Mfw just realised we haven't decided on a turn yetSeer apprentices and stone weapons, yes?
>>493175Ah, you're one step ahead but I'm heading in the other direction
>>493174Hey just saying, but really we would like to see you guys actually attack us and see what happens.>>493181Yeah, but be specific with weapons like bigass swords or a halberd or something.
>>493180Yeah, that was just a fun little hypothetical.We're just gonna shoot their guards from our side of the river and retreat.
>>493181Dragons, we can make metal weapons, especially huge ones next turn. You're better off dealing with your domestic problems like your hoards and your Seer.
>>493183Something tells me that OP didn't really have to leave
>>493183Yo op, can you recommend any good- kinda cheap tablets for drawing?
>>493183Turn around. What's that piece of paper sticking on your back?See? I'm one step ahead when it comes to playing 12D celestial trihexa othello>>493184It's stone, it aint cutting shit, lets stick with blunt weapons so a warhammer?
>>493183If you're headed in the other direction, than whats on your back
>>493190Sure lets do mauls and maces.
LIST OF TARGETS FOR ELVEN ATTACK:Man in big tower.Man guarding wall.Man on slingshot (if there is one)Anyone out in the open.We shoot one volley, and we retreat.
>>493197But what if we kill all the guards with just that one volley? Then we would have free access to everything
>>493191>>493189wacom pen n touch small
>>493199I don't want to risk over extending.
fucking edgy ninja elves
>>493207But there would literally be no dangers if we killed all the guards.>>493211Don't forget we're also rappers
>>493207There are like 11 humansHalf if not most of them should be sleeping.That's like 6 people if we're really unlucky.We could send in 10 guys and we're good.
>>493216>>493215I don't want to metagame, but what about the chief?And their rng rock throws?I don't want us to become the next dragons.
>>493187You guys are too obsessed with insulation to get back to forging really
>>493216You just need 20 good men?
>>493219We have poison.Brock powers don't stop poison.It's not a guaranteed win but we have a pretty good hot.Plus dragons cursed the humans.
>>493222it'll be done next turn, we just need plumbing you see.
>>493219They won't throw rocks, we'll be standing near their camp. If the leader shows up, we leg it. But then, we'll almost outnumber the guards 2 to , we shouldn't even have a problem killing them silently.
>>493233>>493230I dunno, I still like the idea of just shooting a volley from our side of the river.But if I'm outvoted then I guess we'll go with your plan.
>>493242Technically we could shoot several volleys from oru side of the river and hope we hit something, but they don't have any bonuses if they're not fighting. And we'll have the elf god's favour, since we're doing it all to protect the forest
HAHAHA CAN YOUR PUSSY ARROWS PENETRATE STONE ARMOR???? I DON'T THINK SO
>>493268Yes. Arrows could penetrate plate, I don't think your stone armor (that doesn't cover your face or arms) is going to stop us that much.
>>493249We have a shit ton of bonuses. And our shields and rock armor already deflected your arrows twice. Also, Rockology gives us +2 to all rock things, so add another 2 on all of our defenses.
>>493030Dragons turnGive the seer an apprentice that learns from him and will replace him should he dieCarve out mauls/maces/warhammers out of stone for the dragons to use as weapons.
>>493277>Our rock shieldsYes.>And armourNo.Anyway, it's not a battle, you can't fight back. Remember when you decided to launch a barrage of boulders on us, and then attack? Well we're gonna stop at the barrage stage.
>>493276only piercing arrows in the late medieval eras could do it cunt, i don't think fucking flint arrows can penetrate even wooden
>>493289Then we'll aim for your face m80.
>>493277Brock's bonus won't work for you defending, only attacking. And we're gonna retreat before you can do that.
>>493287We can counter barrage with slingshot like you counter with vines
>>493309Which is why we're going to aim for your slingshot.See list of targets>>493197And we didn't counter slingshot with vines. We blocked with water, and returned with vines. And we only got >2people anyway.
>>493277Dude, you won't have any bonuses. There won't be any fighting, just us shooting and then 2 possible outcomes:1) we kill all the guards quietly, nobody will hear and nobody will fight. Then we enter the village and slaughter you2) We don't kill all the guards, you sound the alarm, and we escape.
We should capture/kill all their women so they can't reproduce.
>>493340you wont kill any guard faggit, ur at the dark and against armored foes
>>493351in*"""""armor""""Take a look at your tribe mate, barely covers anything.
>>493132>>493351There are lights on the walls, look
So other dragons, what should our game plan be once the turns over? I mean the humans are pretty much almost garenteed to die or constantly be harrassed and elves I dont really feel like attacking as I doubt they'll go for us as they dont know our exact home location and dont really have a reason to. That and it'll be gobbo/dragon D day if we go and vietnam cave edition for them if they go for us.Assuming undead dont try to mess with us or we kill them I say we should work on home for a bit like our low pop could maybe be solved by magic to boost the rate an egg hatches and generally reinforcing the citadel and other things.
>>493564We're getting Dragon Jesus with some sort of benefit OP hasn't thought of yetI'm praying that he gives us a fertility buff.You know what would be cool, though?Every time a thread starts we get to roll the dice to get a random buff dragon jesus will give us for that one thread only
Is it too late to join the gobbos?
>>493646That'll be awsome, I mean theres a good chance that might not happen but if it does. I'm hoping dragon jesus can give us something decent though like ez magic research or someother cool thing like what you said.>>493652Threads over for now.
>>493680>>493652hey gobbo, you're welcome to join next threadit starts 14 hours from now
>>493652You might want to join the Orcs. They're few in number compared to others.However I would advise against joining the humans since we're probably going to kill them soon.
>>493687>>493688I'll join the gobbos, they're pretty kewl
>>493688Well good luck next thread killing the humans, your ancient rivalry could possibly come to an end. That and I want to see how op will handle a faction dying.
>>493698We just wanted to stay in the forest but for some reason the humans, by which I mean Rock Solid, all wanted to kill the Elves for no reason. It's going to be good when they die.
>>493704Well the other humans did support him at times so its not entirely his fault. But I agree, humans were the biggest dicks but they kinda had too because of brock. Wonder how the orcs are going to satisfy their god now as they'll be faced with your iron line or our Cave Nam while being shelled with magic when climbing the peaks with dragons if they're going to fight someone.
>>493720Maybe they'll just begin a mass breeding program and target the goblins first. That's what I would do. Also if the humans do die I kind of hope that after some time has passed OP will add in another playable race such as dwarves.
>>493729Well goblins are basically living with us already hence why I said cave nam and bombardment, so yeah. Orcs dont have alot of choiced as I dont think they can handle the gobbo/drago alliance or your trump wall. Other races in the future would be cool though.
>read thread recap>humans almost gone as low as hippies and orcs - aka leaving their home and starting orgy>>493309thanks for being back in time to save us from such disgrace and thanks >>493351 new guy for good rock throwI always new that senpai thing is secretly a hippieI guess our best luck will be getting skulls via hunt of fierce beasts and then use necromancy to convert/raise undead to add to our populationinb4 we get lolisniffer and the crew
>>494018Brah just have an orgy or two
>>494029>Brah just have an orgy or twooh we'll have an orgy alrightafter we kill all your male population
>>494034ORGIES IS FOR PUSSIES
>>494034>Mating with females from another raceWhat fag. That sounds gay as shit and that's coming from an elf.