>>491577
Gobbos where you at?

>>491577
don't the elves and humans have a chance to reply to our offer of our mercs?

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Dragons. Here's my suggestions:
1) replace the Gobbo wooden pillars with stone ones to prevent a cave in

2) make cremation absolutely mandatory for us and gobbos

3) Start working out get them /fit/ reptiles going

4) Merge earth magic quake and fire magic together and get lava thingies

Any one of these should be good

>>491584
See the line right before the ALL CAPS

Rolled 7 (1d10)

any barbs present?
turn suggestion :
1 - develop meat preservation technique - aka meat jerky
2 - most part of tribe hunts animals for fur/skin and more meat for jerky.

suicide turn actions planned on winter, don't worry

>>491587
>implying I read all of that

>>491577
Time to drop some mad tree beats.

>>491591
Sing to the tree God and finally explore past the forest.

>>491591
Aww hell yeah, homie. We spittin' mad rhymes for da elf god

>>491586
#2 is mandatory for us
I think we can get that for both Gobbos and Dragons in one turn but I'm curious how that would work with our cultural center
>>491587
OP, how does sharing tech work? Is it a passive action? Because we always have gobbos working on the citadel and they'd visit the culture exchange to learn stonemasonry.

>>491586
Yeah we need cremation so once the seer dies of old age he wont fuck our shit up, but hey hear me out here. Why dont we try to utilize our magma boulders as a sort of EXPLODING armor when hit lava gets spewed out. Like we try to make lava armor as a culture via magic.

>>491590
THen don't ask questions faget

>>491599
Has to be active. Citadel working is passive but not tech sharing

>>491602
how many techs can we share per turn?

>>491601
So basically, you want terrorist lizards?

We can give that en masse to gobbos

>>491602
I forgot how the citadel will benefit us and when it's gonna be finished

>>491592
Wait, i think we should consider talking to the orcs

>>491592
Let me post the full song on this board.

PRAYER SONG:
Oh god of the trees,
We're sorry if you're displeased
But let us resist cold and heat
To sustain our mortal needs

Through the sun and snow.
We will persevere.
Even if flame comes we know.
You will always be there.

Bright lord, aid us
We seek the resistance of stone
So that we may, even with the harsh cold,
Set foot upon your dome.
During the coming days,
Let us flow like water,
And resist the hardships of nature, our mother.
Grant us the wind's power
So that even with snow, we may be a blossoming flower.
All of this, we ask you, so that we may still protect, with good measure,
Our lord's greatest treasure.
He gave us the power of rain.
And saved us from fire and pain.
When a dragon came heat and might
He saved us with divine might.
God of the forest
God of the tree's
The one we hope this ballad will please.

There may be more of it I'm not sure.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>491607
Well I meant if we get hit the spot that gets hit sprays out magma to melt the attacker so not only do we get armor but its also dangerous for the attackers, for sucide gobbos just give them a magma boulder if we really want yo do that. Besides we need some more combat bonuses to conpete with the barbarians.

>>491606
About 1.

>>491607
It basically does almost nothing except giving the dragons and goblins a fancier place to live

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>>491614
Pretty damn dank

>captcha

>>491620
Well its fancy so fuck it might as well make it a fortress

>>491617
Don't we get +35 dragon body bonus?

>>491620p
Nope, Weez gonna upgrade it. Make it a massive fortress. Do you even citadel op?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citadel

>>491622
Yeah but at the moment all the barbarian bonuses combined are quite a bit bigger than our dragon bonuses combined.

>>491626
Also trip

>>491620
OP how good is the temperature resistance gonna be with this>>491614
You did say the better the song and the more lyrics we have the better the resistance.

>>491629
As I said, we start working out for them GAINS and get /fit/

Alright gobbos, we need to cremate all our dead bodies as long as there's undead about. I think we should make it a culture action.
For our tech, I was thinking some warmer clothes even though we live in caves but we need to hunt some animals to do that. So let's send an expedition out west since that's been unexplored for a bit. However, we live in caves, so I think we could slip by without coats, and we have dragon bonfires so we'll never get cold.

I think we can do an action to learn stonemasonry this turn from the dragons, but we have to do cremation too.

>>491616
welp, gotta go with food preservation and hunting

>>491577
barbarian turn

1st action: Turns out if you left meat somewhere around chimneys but not close enough for it to become burnt, meat becomes jerky and can be stored for ages and eaten without much of a problem.
Basically we developed meat preservation technology to have something to eat during long winter nights.

2nd action: All spare population goes to hunt to provide meat for jerky. Kill every animal you can find. Also all spare furs and animal skins are kept separately and not tossed out. (For future development of better clothing)
Also can we try to offer 20 animal skulls to Brock altar?

>>491626
Yes, but so far all you've done is building the base. To make it better, spend actions customizing it to your liking(s)

>>491635
Maybe create a Training area like at the mountain peak or something where boss dragon trains dragons in the art of killing stuff. I still say we do the magma idea someother time though because we do need body armor eventually.

>>491577
We sing this to tree god>>491614

And go meet the orcs.

>>491590
So, what shall we do?
I believe that we should send messengers to elves and humans so they can offer our sevices as mercs. Plus, I want to create a personal guard for our chief, made of the best fighters of the tribe and the most loyal friends of him.

>>491632
The bonus gets a +1 per 2 dope lines

Rolled 9 (1d10)

So dragobros

First action: We start a mandatory fitness program under the supervision of Boss Dragon to get buff and improve our physical bodies

Second action: Make cremation absolutely mandatory to prevent undead from rising

>>491661
>Second action: Make cremation absolutely mandatory to prevent undead from rising
mummies doesn't exist?

Forgot name.
>>491653
Yo.

>>491659
So we got a +13. What do y'all think? Is it good enough?

>>491661
Everyone agree with this? Should I link it to OP?

>>491661
Hey but we can still do the fitness but it would be better to build a training place somewhere in the citadel where the boss dragon trains them. Like you know they're trained and they have stuff to train with in one action.
>>491665
>Ashes are going to rise and kill us

>>491661
Yeah. Seems like a plan

Also we should consider this for later culture improvements, if we make it so that wearing your hoard is the epitome of fashion as well as making steel more valuable in the eyes of the dragons than we can make steel armor and gold clothes a mainstay of dragon fashion. It also naturally encourages buff dragons to carry all of that weight.

>>491577
Culture Action: As long as there's undead, cremate all goblin bodies. No exceptions since we don't want our gobbos to be shanked by skeletons.
Tech Action: Have the Dragon Chief of Arts teach the Chief Architect stonemasonry at the cultural exchange facility in the citadel.

>>491674
>>Ashes are going to rise and kill us
>he didn't watch old mummies movie

>>491677
I think it should be an extra action. You could easily discover stone masonry yourself.

>>491667
Should be

OP how good is +13?
>>491659

>>491674
Our citadel isn't finished yet. Before we do battle training, let's first finish the citadel, we gonna be /fit/ first

>>491577
>>491661
Here OP

>>491683
>>491677
Wasn't the point of the cultural center supposed to be sharing techs? I don't think we could discover it without help.

>>491658
We've already send mercs out to them, but we could create a guard for our territory.
Have them range it and blow their horn if they spot danger, making it saver for our people inside

>>491685
Well, in the winter turn, Im gonna roll 5d100 for all tribes for their winter survival results.

The result needs to be higher than 60 to get through without any trouble.

Of course each tribe's result will get their bonuses added to them. Your tribe has the bonus of magic resist +13 and coats of +7

>>491688
It doesn't make sense when you have metal tools and surrounded by stone. Like honestly. And our two races are passively working on the citadel anyways. It makes perfect sense to make sharing tech in such a close environment an extra thing instead of taking up an existing slot. Same for culture.

>>491694
How's the dragon's bonus since we breathe fire?

>>491694
what barbs resist atm?

>>491697
>>491683
>>491694
OP, can you confirm? I'll change my actions if that's the case

>>491698
Don't forget scales and cave insulation

>>491701
I don't think scales help against cold.
like at all
also you are lizards, so cold blooded.
you are probably affected by cold the most.

>>491701
If we have very good bonus in winter and everyone's busy dying of frostbite, how does winter raiding sound?

>>491700
Op if your concerned about balance then let the other tribes have third increased specialties.

The humans get a third slot for war specific activities

The orcs get a mercenary specific one

The elves get one for protecting the forest or something

Gobbos and dragons have the tech-culture exchange as a specialty.

It's easy balancing

>>491685
I think a +20 is a good enough bonus to survive. What do you think?

>>491706
We're fire lizards my man, we have an organ that emits heat on demand. Even if we were cold blooded, cave insulation more than makes up for it.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Throwing a boulder for entertainment

>>491698
Cave gives 8 , internal fiyah gives 10, YOur scales don't really resist cold

>>491699
Chimneys give +5, Hotbloodedangriness gives +2

>>491690
Wait! I forgot that winter is coming. We have to fatten up our food reserves, and build better shelters.
But I think that mudhuts are enough. Instead of that and additional to gathering food, let's raise a camp guard to keep out tribe safe, just like you said. Plus, in winter, many hungry beasts will try to get the best of us.

>>491716
That basically gives us a 60% chance of success.
So we have a good shot
I already posted our actions so we're set.

I'm late, but i'm here

Dragons need another roll?

>>491712
Thing is, a third action for specific things may have a use for some turns, but then some other turns wont. So it's just gonna be an empty slot that can only be used in specific times

>>491722
We could also try and discover fire to keep us warm, or dry food in the sun since OP never bothered to change the weather

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>491726
Throw a boulder to see who's a cooler dragon

>>491721
>Chimneys give +5, Hotbloodedangriness gives +2
I hope current turn will boost that up then
>>491717
depends on biology. one small fire breathing organ can't possibly provide enough heat to survive outside.
inside caves - sure. Outside - not so much
lizards known for having same temperature as outside

>>491733
Fuck you dice god

>>491728
You may have a point there. But then that makes our building worthless if we still have to have one of our slots reserved for getting tech. Yeah sure if one race specializes in something then the exchange happens without any necessary buildup. But I dunno it seems kinda lame to have a bonus that small. Maybe I'm just salty who knows.

>>491641
>20 animal skulls
Sure, the requirement is 20 skulls gained in battle, not what kind of skulls.

Head on battles though, not hunting. Like have barbarians kill angry beasts that's also trying to kill them.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>491733

I'm the high roller of dragon society

>>491737
>>491743

1d10 is not my jam

>>491740
It's not "reserved for ggetting tech" it's "exchange tech whenever both sides feel like it"

Plus to exchange only one side needs to make the action, the other side can just agree in the meta

>>491743
I'm twice as cool than you. Dice God confirms

My extra horns contributed

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>491749
Roll a 1d100 then. We aren't filthy humans with tiny insignificant rocks. We're dragons mother fucker

>>491641
Good turn. I like it. Thank you for your restraint.

>>491741
>Head on battles though, not hunting. Like have barbarians kill angry beasts that's also trying to kill them.
so we need to do separate scout action to find strong angry beasts?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>491750
>>491740
>>491753
Don't worry dragons, just keep us warm and we'll be pretty much fine. I'm gonna throw a pebble too.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>491753
Boulder throw go

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>491753

Now we're talking

>>491752

Come at me dragonbro

>>491750
Ah. Then ya know what it is a good bonus then. Thank you for shedding the light on our hard work op. I'll be taking my salt back nien.

>>491762

I reserve my greatest feats for our actual time of need

>>491763
Oh shit I misspelled a stale meme there. Looks like it's the guillotine for me.

>>491754
It's not like I want to kill something with rocks all the time.
only half of it

>>491755
Yes. BUt because I'm so nice, there willl be no jackshit result in finding beasts because the place is full of animals

Rolled 128 (1d150)

>>491760
Dragobros, clearly throwing mere boulders isn't the Dragon way, we throw FLAMING boulders

It turns out on the winter roll all of OP's rolls are under 30

Everyone gets screwed.

Rolled 36 (1d150)

>>491771
FLAMING? WE'RE THROWING MAGMA ROCKS NOT FLAME

>>491769
are you also nice enough to let our barbarians grow awesome beards cause of amount of time passed?

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>>491766
Indeed it is

Rolled 136 (1d250)

>>491771
Not just flaming boulders, magma ones accelerated by gusts of wind.

>>491776
Sure, that's just an aethestics choice

Rolled 64 (1d250)

>>491778
Bitch I can do that too

Determining the coolest Dragon is serious business guys

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>491777
Attempting to Jew the guillotine into not killing me

Convicted criminal I may be. But no one can't say I'm not crafty

>other races can't comprehend the fact that only humans have rock throwing culture
>they are trying to compensate for it via metagame dice rolling
shamefur dispray

>>491779
I'm afraid of you when you are this nice

>>491782
Nigger can I get a free pass from that sick rhyme?

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>>491782
>37

Oooh yeah, that aint gonna work

>>491786
You call that a sick rhyme, boy? We Elves have got the dankest ballads

hey where the orcs at
I haven't seen their recap yet

>>491785
Boulder throwing is a higher form of rock throwing.

Throwing boulders is such an advanced art that it's completely different from human rock throwing and is therefore not copying

Oh shit, those turns are gonna have to wait for a bit, I gotta...well, shit.

pls wait

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>>491787
Kek.

>from yesterday

>>491796
Damnit op, first you kill me then you take a shit? What... That's just disrespect right there.

>>491794
you are not throwing real boulders
you are throwing meta boulders
those are shit

>>491801
And your throwing meta rocks, so shut your backwards face, ape.

>>491801
The imaginary is not restricted by reality and is therefore infinitely more vast.

>mfw its revealed that Rock Solid throws rocks irl

>>491803
>your
never knew dragons have worse grammar than some barbarian apes
>>491804
stop taking weed from hippies

>>491810
Weed is good for you man

>>491810
>'I don't have an argument to refute that statement but you misued the word 'your' so I'm gonna use that to attack you!'
The post

Since we have to wait, i will call my elven brothers (or any player that wants to) to vote.
Should i keep my name, and keep being Council-leader Donald T. Trunk, wall-builder and treehugger?
Or should i embrace my rhyming soul and become MC Herbalist, the only elf that makes the real songs, straight from the underforest?

>>491810
Fuck that's a second guillotine. My grammar division just revolted.

>>491810
>Weed
Us dragons have been taking shrooms from the gobbos we'd never use inferior elf weed.

>>491820
Replace songs with ballads and you have a straight fresh from the oven dank meme

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>491820
Let's leave it to Dice God and roll for it

1 - Donald Trunk
2 - MC Wood

>>491820
I think MC Herbalist is way better. Sounds a lot more dope.

>>491827
We are rappers now.

We just need shades gold changes and expensive headphones

>>491825
>>491827
Nah nah nah nah. Mc herbalist is his hood name, to remind him of where his roots are. Plus that backstory was too good to be true. Imagine trump from the hood and he's an elf, fuckin kek

>its been 20 minutes
OP must be taking some massive shit.

I hope he didn't get flushed down the toilet considering how long he's been in there

OKay, I have finished shitting.

Where are those orcs

>>491839
It usually takes me 2-3 hours to shit, half of its cause I'm lazy and I spend the extra time and privacy to beat it, the other half is cause I'm constipated.

>>491844
you flushed them

>>491848
What the fuck

>>491590
hey orcs, post your recap you fucks

>>491851
Im at work. Ill be active soonish

>>491848
Yea man... thats not normal you should go see a doctor

Votes have been cast, and the dice god has decided. Donald T. Trunk returns to his roots, to when he just started as another elf, in the underforest with his homies, smoking herbs and freestylin' ballads all dat long.
>>491844
Oh, hey, OP came back from the sewers. How was it, fighting crocodiles?

>>491864
Smelled like ass

>>491852
Yeah, when I was a kid I was sheltered and never went to other places that much, I was also a late bloomer i.e. Retarded when it came to sitting on the toilet because it scared the shit out of me.

And then public bathrooms made me never able to shit outside my bathroom for the longest time

Thanks to that though I have MASSIVELY STRONG ASS MUSCLES

Like seriously if I didn't run so much and do martial arts my ass would be the strongest part of my body

>>491577
orc turn
1: establish a guard that ranges our territory and alerts the others if danger is spotted.
2: try again to discover fire

>>491848
This is canon dragon lore

>>491868
And again: What the fuck

Literally no one asked for this information. Well maybe the homo elves might be interested in your ass cheeks but seriously

>>491868
>toilet
>scares the shit out of you
Honestly, i don't even know if that was un purpose

>>491870
>there's now a constipated dragon ingame with extra strong ass scales

>>491870
Yes, he will be known as the wierd dragon no one likes now in the dragon tribe om game now.

>>491879
>the asshole who takes too long using the toilet and seemingly always on his period as he's salty

>>491874
Nope, when I was three only thing that was scarier than a toilet was garden spiders.

I was that kind of kid for ooooh, shit I dunno five years? Never had the best childhood.

>>491873
are you not entertained?

>>491870
one more thing to make fun of chicken brains
perfect

>>491882
>He also has a mustache somehow.

>>491883
He's talking about the shit pun

>>491883
>oohhh shit
Was this a pun?
Since it's a shit story
Get it, shit?

Kill me. I died a little bit inside typing that.

I have more pathetic stories where that came from. But it's still stuck in my salt pile somewhere.

>>491883
Wow. And I thought I had a messy childhood.

>>491859
I'll be gone in 30 or so mins
will post next turn if we actually finish this turn soon, if not - good luck with rest of the thread

>>491895
Nah never shitted my pants, actually I did pop a nasty shard once or twice. I'd rather not remember. Actually I'd rather not remember like 70% of my past, kinda makes sense that my memory is blurry that way.

>>491901
Bawls

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>we're getting sidetracked by a shitty tale

>>491906
I never expected anything more from chicken brains anyway

>>491906
Aight I'll stop, I'll stop

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AND NOW, the turns. Shit.

The humans found out that if they leave their meat next to the chimneys, not close enough to be burnt though, long enough that shit'll dry up and become jerky.

They also hunted animals by punching them to death so they'll have food reserves.

>>491902
Please stop. You're making me feel somewhat not at ease and your tales are unsettling.

>>491891
I tought you were finished shitting. Were are the shits that you shat out?
>>491902
I shat my pants once. T'was fun.

>>491918
I've read shittier tales

>>491920
Oh there they are

>>491915
>They also hunted animals by punching them to death so they'll have food reserves.
do we keep pile of skin and furs from that hunt? I need that for next turn.

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The elves entertained their god with a dope ballad full of dank rhymes. And so he granted them magical heat and cold resistance.

They have also moved to talk to the orc mercs. Now, elves. What do you say to them?

>>491922
*ba dum tiss*

>>491918
Hey man, this is 4chan. You get exposed to shit you never wanted to get exposed to on every board. Even tame ones like /qst/, That's what I really like about this site.

>>491926
Yeah, you just haven't done anything with them yet

>>491931
The shit?

>>491927
So uhh how do you want to get paid?

>>491927
>its another awkward silence talk
This is gonna be shit

>>491934
good

>>491927
>>491869
inb4 multiple turns of awkward silence

>>491938
Always the shit. Especially the shit.

>>491949
Welcome back Chicken Hilter.

>>491940
What do you offer for our services

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>>491940
AND THE ORCS ANSWERED:

>>491940
Wait, do we need them as mercs? We have proved that we can protect our forest like champs. I was hoping we could just trade with them

>>491956
>>491940
Reply to each other quick, come on
>>491957

>>491956
We can give you like medical marijuana and shiet.

>>491958
But we should at least have a non aggression pact.
>>491956
We have medicine and aphrodisiacs and all we want is for you to not attack us.

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>>491957
>>491956
>>491964
And so the elves told the orcs they can pay them in recreational drugs if the orcs fight for them.

DO the orcs accept this?

>>491964
>>491966

throw in a hat and you've got a deal

>>491957
food
bows
teach us how to use them
carpentry techniques

>>491964

I'll horde as much of that medicinal herb as you would like

>>491971
Deal.
Medicine and sex drugs plus lots of hats for your assistance in battle and a agreement of peace between us.

>>491972
How about we give you drugs AND one of our females who isn't important. She can sing songs for you and stuff.

>>491971
We'll give you a vine crown (without spikes) made with our magic
>>491966
I don't think they'll attack us. We're paying them, after all

...or medicines. That can work too. Let's bring our shaman to the elves territory so he can research a bit.

>>491982
Are you sure singing is the only thing she'll be doing?

>>491982
No we aren't giving them our wymyn.
>>491985
We will welcome your shaman with open arms and gift him knowledge of plants

>>491977
We can only promise that the Orcs as a whole wont attack you, but if the humans or other peoples hires some other mercs than they will do what they say

>>491988

I hear she plays a mean skin flute too

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There are multiple answers and deals going with no proper true course of action form both sides. It's making me confused. Confusion means somebody ahs to die

>>491991
Keep this in mind.
Sorry, it's our lifestyle :----D

>>491990
I'm just trying to be nice. Elf music is the best in the world. Instead of a female we'll give them a effeminate male to trick them

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>491995
>Confusion means somebody ahs to die
we can always help with that
not a first time
just make their meet up last a bit longer

>>491995
Nah, the deal is this:
We give them medicine herbs (drugs)
And they will fight for us and never attack us as a whole

>>491991
Ok then the orcs as a whole won't attack us but we'd like a few orcs here and we'll set up a communal home in the trees for them to live.

And we give medicine, aphrodisiacs, and knowledge of woodworking plus your shaman can learn plants and stuff from us.

>>491990
>>491985
>>491983
>>491982
Okay, you get us drugs, we get you fighters, our tribe wont attack you, we get a het

>>492004
That's too much shit we're giving them. Stick with the original deal

Ok, we agree in exchange of medicines. Our shaman will be taken as a researcher and diplomat in elven territory.
We also won't attack the elves as a whole, but a merc band allied with an elvish foe will still have to obey the orders of whoever may have hired it.
Right?

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ALRIGHT, FINAL ANSWER.

ELVES GIVE ORCS DRUGS AND A HAT
ORCS FIGHT FOR ELVES AND MAKE PEACE

IS THIS CORRECT?

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Should I butter up this confusion with a nice, long story?

how do i join

>>492016
Pretty much.

>>492016
yes

>>492016
Yes.

No senseless murder thank you.

>>492020
literally in the OP
>Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

>>492016
Yes. Only the greenest drugs for our green brothers

>>492020
Pick a team you like, then name yourself something relating to that team.

Congrats, you have joined.

>>492019
You do and dragons will be killed by shit from the skies

>>492020
Name that correlates to race, you are now a part of that race. Whalla

>>492016
Also dragons randomly decided today is the day the elves will pay for attacking our scout.

We send 5 dragons to fly over to the forest and somehow encountered the meeting in progress

>>492030

Please don't murder us all for one dragons actions

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>>492023
>>492024
>>492026
>>492028
Good. And so the orcs and elves have made a deal. The mercs are now in the elves' employ.

>>492040
OP I demand senseless murder

>>492030
I surrender, but my time is nigh that I have spread my wings. I shall wait to strike as I am the Autist that this quest most certainly does not want, or deserve for that matter, but I can give hearty chuckles to archive readers. I think

>>492039
It's called Senseless murder, not sensible murder

>>492047
>implying anyone would want to read your shit

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The orcs have appointed a scout to stand guard in a vantage point so that they can be informed of incoming dangers easier.

Meanwhile, the tribesmen tried to create fire again by rubbing sticks together, but to no avail. In a rage they smashed nearby stones together in an effort to calm themselves, but then they find this creates sparks which lead to a fire.

IN other news there's still an orc merc band right outside the barbarian village waiting for their answer

>>492052
>nobody does
That's the beauty of it. Like that one page from berserk when casca gets raped

>>492063
I think i'll start reading Berserk

Hey gobbos.

>>491942
Attack orcs?

>>492066
Nigger are you still seriously not reading berserk? Shit is whack yo. But yeah major spoiler, but at this point I should call you retarded more then anything for not picking it up after so many years.

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After the recent undead discovery, the goblins now cremate their dead to prevent undeads from appearing.

They have also learned stonemasonary from observing the stone artworks in the culture-tech exchange

>>492066
>not reading berserk
Filthy casual

I think we should improve upon our chemistry. Also, dig deeper to find more materials.

>>492075
>Tree
Fucking triggered. Only Elves should be able to use that word.

>>491904
Hat guy, you here?
I'm out, so I'm making proposition for turn, but change it if shit will go down during winter or something - so I won't throw a rock
1st action - using all pile of fur and animal skins - develop sewing - aka clothes making. So we will be able to make warm clothes for winter. Also I guess it's better to call technology as generic sewing, so we may use it for something else later.
2nd action - scout for fearsome animals which you can battle against. Wolves, tigers and shit. kill them all and brink Brock 20 fearsome animal skulls.

>>492072
read above, but if you actually want to attack orcs during winter while crossing undead place without any clothes - be my guest.

>>492078
If you improve chemistry we can trade it for improved stoneworking or some mathematics.

>>492078
We'll be able to dig even deeper with stone supports. I wanna get our basics down first however. We haven't done hunting or have any food sources besides shrooms. But with Winter fast approaching, we don't have much time.

>>492074
>>492076
I always wanted to start reading it, but never got around to actually do it. I heard it's really good. I also heard that the new berserk anime sucks black dick

>>492081
No. There is orcs at our literal doorstep

>>492086
Why kill us if you could hire us to kill others

>>492075
Das a paenus.

>>492083
You have math? If so, sure! Not sure what you're gonna do with chemistry tho, since you can't really use it do to your lack of thumbs.

>>492084
We're fine with food I think. We can produce the perfect shroom environment underground. We could also do cave fishing, and mole hunting.

>>492085
Berserk is a little overhyped. Wouldn't say it's the best manga ever but it is one of the best

And I'd rather watch SAO than berserk 2016

>>492078
Dig deeper and hopefully find that volcano.

We dragons want hot springs yo

>>492086
you mean meeting? they concluded it in time this time around, right OP? >>492075 ?
so they are already back at their village now.
sadly they were able to communicate in one turn.
if not. FUCKING KILL THEM ALL HAT GUY
FOR NEW HATS
WITH ROCKS
but still I'm out

>>492094
We have nothing to trade but rocks and animal gristle.

>>492098
>watching SAO
>triggered.jpg
SHIT TASTE

>>492094
and give you our precious jerky? tough chance, eggthief

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The dragons, like the goblins, have now decided to cremate their dead.

A new fitness program was developed. The boss dragon oversees the physical training of all dragons in an attempt to increase their natural power. The dragons worked the routines well enough. Except for one who always skip training to shit instead. Shit. For hours.

The dragon caves smells like ass. Ass and shit.

Dragon Shit.

>>492103
You could teach us how to make walls, or chimneys, or how to make jerky

>>492098
The only manga i ever read is Hellsing, so my hopes are uo for another thing like that.

And yeah, i've seen some episodes. That CGI was literal shit

>>492099
We don't even need the natural magma, we can make our own, so if need be we can recycle our magma that we make with the magma Boulder and run them through pipes to make the hot baths.

Also defensively we should have killzones with magma that we can drop on invaders or spray them with it in fire hoses and shit. Also magma pools and Manley sized catwalks should make it basically impenetrable through conventional means

>>492116
or we could use more of your "hats", greenpeace

>>492108
Hey I never said SAO was good. I think it's shit, I just think the new berserk anime is worse.

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AND NOW IT'S TURN 20. WINTER COMESSs

No action this turn. Time for me to roll for each tribe's survival

>>492112
Dragon messiah is in 4 turns. Get hyped

>also fresh memes

>>492125
Are you confusing us for the elves?

So gobbos, what are we doing? My votes stays with chemistry and digging deeper.

>>492120
>not reading Fate Prisma illya

>>492132
Oh shit

>>492128
>chicken brains not only confrimed by shitting all over the place, but also with having shit taste and watching modern anime period

>>492137
The fuck is that?

>>492135
Replace your wooden pillars with stone ones. We don't want another cave in

>>492081
we really need clothes...
hello i'm human irl and in the here too

>>492134
I'm confusing your skulls with "hats" . On regular basis

>>492141
Just googled it, some magic girl shit. If your not into that read 'lone wolf and cub' instead.

>>492135
Food is top priority for me. I mean we have farms, but having more types of food is good. I want our tech to be improving our weapon/tool molds so it advances.

>>492145
Welcome aboard and thank you.

>>492146
Why call us greenpeace tho

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>492145
throw some welcoming rocks, newbie

and hold the fort with hat guy. cause I'm out.

>>492144
True. So after winter happens, we make chemistry and replace all wooden pillars with stone ones.

>>492149
Yeah ok. We can maybe get cave fishing and mole hunting going.

>>492152
you are green, and try to come with peace.
that's gay

>>492140
Mob psycho is decent, so is opm. Havnt really watched all the new shows tho. And it's not all garbage it's better than a lot of shit a couple years ago, cut it with your hipster trash

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>>492148
It's best manga 2016 :^)

It has anime adaptations and the currently airing fourth season is hype as fuck

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>492146

>>492148
That one definitely looks interesting. I'll make sure to give it a go

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Rolled 72, 33, 59, 74 = 238 (4d100)

The order of results are: Human-Elves-Orcs-Goblins-Dragons

Bonuses:
Humans: Chimneys +5; Food reserves (jerky) +5; Hotbloodedangriness +2
Elves: Magical Resistance +13; Coats +7
Orcs: Fire +4; Fur coats +7; Big guys +1
Goblins: Fire +4; Cave +8
Dragons: Cave +8; Internal Fire +10


Final results needs to be >60 to get through winter without trouble

>>492158
Mob psycho is legitimately good while OPM was great albeit a bit too overhyped.

Rezero is irredeemable trash

>>492154
bye senpai *-*

>>492164
You forgot dragon roll. Unless gobbos are combined.

>>492164
got em
you forgot to roll for dragons, OP
we gobbos are safe

Rolled 23, 89, 92, 36, 42 = 282 (5d100)

>>492164
Oh wait, that was 4, rerollan

>>492164
Kill me now, please

>>492170
Sweet

>>492171
Nigger please.

>>492171
>Dragons just barely made it
RIP gobbos and humans

>>492171
Saved by the skin of or reroll.

>>492171
Phew. Dodged a rock with that one.

Awww... we won with the first roll! Now we're fucked. Gay.

>>492171
hey, that's unfair. you should've just rolled another 1d100 instead of rerolling other dices.

>>492171
OH FUCK YES

>>492171
Dragons got exactly 60 and humans freeze nice. Rip gobbos though.

>>492171
nigga what the fuck
we had a winning roll, all you had to do was roll for the dragons
why do we have to reroll when we had a good roll already

>>492171
we REALLY needed those fur clothes

>>492181
What is done is done, though yeah just adding one roll would've been better.

Can everyone get their higher roll? Then everyones happier.

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>>492158
>calling golden age of anime anything hipster
I hope you got hemorrhoids

>>492189
Someone has to suffer Manlet. Unless op calls for another re-roll

>>492176
Actually... written is >60. 60 is not more than 60.

>>492190
You have good taste.
You've seen Ideon?