Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling goblins and the greedy dragons.Each tribe gets 4 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.Currently, Turn 16 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made.Last thread: >>479938Previous threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
Here be the shitty map.Tribes. Respond to this post with this turn's recap
>>488301Lets do this
Rolled 1 (1d10)throwing a rock for a chance to force my idea of wasting turn on the otherswe'll use both actions to attack elves.1st action - we are finding suitable rock which fully equipped barbarian or two can hold tight to not fall fromand we launch that rock onto elves! Even if they deflect it - we get some battle and surprise effect going onBARBATROOPERS FROM ABOVE.Suprising attack should be enough to create some sort of discration which we use for 2nd action - ATTACK ELVES WITH ALL WE GOT leaving only few barbs behind to provide giant slinger cover fire.ROCK RIDING FOR THE WIN
>>488294I see humans, but no humanity
>>488311WHY YOU FORSAKEN ME BROCKTHIS PLAN WAS PERFECTPEEERFECTAnyone sane can overrule it now
>>488305Action: Investigate the rumbling within the walls again with dragon help if they agree.Tech: To compensate for all the digging, we've done, create wooden/stone support beams to hold up the walls while we dig. It'll apply to the citadel too. This'll mean no more cave ins.
>>488305Action: Set up earth pillars on the edge of the forest. They'll be useful in the future.Culture: Pray for spikey vines Do any elves object to this?
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>488311okay..nobody can survive the first idea so my plan:1. we look for all kinds of plants2. we boil those and poor the 'potions' over plants to look if they will dieif that is 1 action (which i doubt it is) we make furnaces out of stones :)
>>488305Dont think other dragons are here, heres a recap incase they dont show up.Action: Send a pair of dragons to investigate the caves with gobbos and purge whats causing the rumbling.Culture: Have the seer examine storm clouds and shit to try and discover lightning magic.
>>488312I give you 5 min if not I roll with >>488311
>>488317>>488316ayy, to retarded too choose a name
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>488324>>488321welp what to do?another throw or combination..
so orcbros, I suppose this for our action, go around the land as mercenaries offering our service in exchange for goods we can use in our homecamp. if they kill stuff while on missions they bring the corpses back home for future purposes. second action could be trying to feed the beast in the cave with nondescript animals. or starting on an altar for the orc god with bones and skulls and rocks and blood.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>488321HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYBROCK DISLIKES YOU TOTHAT CALLS FOR RETHROW>>488326what race are you, throw a rock
>>488328fuuuuuugwhy don't you go to extreme with decisions and not throws!
>>488334a senpai has to be extreme at certain times :^)
>>488320Why not just make a wall with the pillars to block the humans' rocks? We don't even need to make it all around the forest, we just need it facing where the rocks are coming from we'll make the forest great again
Here we are
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>488311NoRock tools and spiked boulders
>>488329We could scout again
>>488346make the second action scouting then? and scout in the northwest?
>>488305>>488345And so it shall be. Rocks rule
>>488338okay, so what we roll with then, lucky bastard?your actions seem to fit to one action - cause I guess random plants don't need scouting.or do you actually want to scout for plants? with undead around?>>488345well now you decide with senpaiyour rolls are superior I have no word in thisI just wanted to ride some rocks =(
>>488339That does sound plausible. However I'm not sure if we can make an entire wall using our earth pillar spell. We would probably have to research more into earth magic.Also I want barbed wire fences to make the barbarians or anyone else who attack the forest bleed and suffer
>>488351oh wait, that was your first roll, while senpais 10 was rerollwelp, your actions it is.who confirms turns?
>>488345if plants dont need scouting I would prefer rock tools and the poison thing, the spiked boulder aren't really neccasairy rn
>>488305first action:a part of our orc force becomes mercenaries, they offer their services in exchange for tech and clothes and other stuff that our tribe can use.second action is:scouting towards the northwest
>>488355Let's ask.>>488316Can we build a wall with our earth pillar spell? We WILL build a wall, and the humans will pay for it!
>>488356That was the confirm post
>>488360he decides. our first rolls were 1. his first roll was 10. already turn confirmed>>488363didn't noticemy mind was filled with rock riding plz
>>488362A. It's Dirt Pillar, semantics, but I want you to say it right damnitB. Just summon a bunch next to eachother and a wall is built>>488363Ya gotta elaborate m8. What exactly are "Rock tools" and "Spiked Boulder"
>>488369>humans>elaboratingthat concept is unknown to them, OP
>>488369Chill out, mayne. Have some weed.>>488355Yes, we can make a wall out of our dirt pillars
>>488369>>488372Well in that case I guess we should build a wall facing the barbarians. Although I still think that spikey vines would come in handy since it's basically barbed wire.
>>488369i guessrock tools are useful crafted Stonesspiked boulders are giant sharp-ass rocksif im wrong, correct me hat-man
>>488379And where and how would you create these chissels
Time to hug more trees
Well hello to you all too.King gobo, what we thinking on doing?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>488379pls the spikes are way less effective than a possible tree killing poison
>>488369I'll elaborate, if it's ok with him, he'll link this post1st action : develop rock tools. eventually by throwing rocks at rocks barbs noticed that shapes of rocks can be changed if you throw hard enough. And that thin edge rocks are pretty good at everything which they did before with their teeth or hands. Also tying those rocks to a random pieces of long bones seems to be like a nice idea for a handle.Now they can make arrange of basic rock tools and weapons.2nd action : using rock tools start making special ammunition for huge slingshot, aka making stones more sharp, then setting them on fire. So we got big rocks on fire with spikes on them for using them via huge slingshot for artillery purposes>>488387>>488379will that do?also poison is for fags and hippies>>488371I've been elaborating all my turns, manlet
>>488385Already did it>>488315We've got to start burning our dead gobbos, maybe use their remains as fertilizer and let the circle of life continue. For a tech action, I was thinking mine carts/rails so we can transport stuff around our caves faster. Infrastructure basically.
>>488387We have no means to make poison.>>488380Grind rocks together into fine points
>>488377We can do that.Then next turn more wind magic?And inventing farming.
>>488391Oh! Hey thanks. My imagination halted at this level. Your a real bro.
>>488391maybe not tying bones to rocks but making holes in rocks so other long rocks or bones can fit in>>488396I'll keep confirming turns then till I go asleep>>488305barb turn - >>488391
>>488397Turning rocks into flaming rocks took less esplaining :(
The humans, with their deep knowledge rocs, find that rocks can be reshaped. If they throw it at other rocks hard enough. From this they discovered pointy rocks are good for things, like stabbing. After this covering this wonderful rock-based technology, they used it to put spikes onto their slighshot ammo
>>488405you know what needs even less explainingRIDING ON ROCKSplz
>>488395Good plan. SO!>>488380Elf turn:Regular action: Build a wall out of dirt pillars facing the humans, to block their rocksCultural action: Pray for spikey vines
The elves used their earth magic to create a wall of dirt pillars on the edges of their forest. Gotta keep intruders out, can't trust anybody in this day and age, doubly so in this rough neighborhood.The priestess then prayed for spiky vines and were given the divine answer "Just use the Growth 2 spell on any summoned vines"
>>488422>implying walls will save them from ROCK RIDING
>>488424>implying we won't be able to control your rocks once we pray for more earth magic
>>488432>earth>rocksrock is not earthrock is nothing yet everythingit doesn't belong to anything but itself
The orcs delegated a part of their forces to become mercenaries. They'll go and fight for other races in exchange for resources and mayyybe tech. But right now the only 2 tribes they know of are humans and elves. And of course, the other trobes would have to accept their services in order for them to work there.And now, orcs, ROLL 1d100 for scouting the NorthWestBarbarians, roll 1d1000-9: terrible encounter10-29: bad encounter30-49Dragon Encounter50-69: jackshit70-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounter
okay humans master plan: we throw rocks on fire to them, they will summon rain, the pillars will collaps bcs they are made from dirt, the liquid mud will spread everywhere, omg, we throw more rocks
It seems the orcs have left the building
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>488435
>>488438why not we just throw rocks at the pillarwallthingie and smash it to bits? then just go thru the hole and murder everyone
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>488435GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>488441well if we put it on fire it wont take anymore turns and will do the same, if not more
>>488438we could also give the orcs some of our tribe mates in exchange for their help with the elves.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>488444you can't put dirt on firejust use nice and very heavy boulders to destroy wall - that's first action2nd - just go fucking in and murder everythingotherwise those hippies will get out of controlfite me>>488445there are huge amount of undead between us, that'll also take a good 2 turns cause orcs are slow as fuck
>>488441Nigga that's not how science works. The large bodies of dirt will just absorb the impact of rocks being thrown at it and if rocks do get through they'll lose a lot of velocity and eventually stop without harming anyone.
The orcs scout found a huge mountain range with caves littering their sides. And from inside one of those caves, a scaly head peeks out.Dragons and Orcs, what do you do next? Discuss among yourselves and reply to this post with your final decision
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>488453>sciencewutwe need just throw rock harderthat always worked out
>>488456wasn't the dragon encounter 30-49the orcs rolled 55
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>488448>>488444well we can do it just in case... they dont know you cant out dirt on fire... and we cant do 2 turns on the same attack so i suggest the poison one.. again we can also ask the elves to help us kill all the goblins :)
ask them whaddup? if they need something?
>>488453>Humans >SciencePick one>>488456Go out and see what they want maybe they wont through rocks.
I say we offer our merc services to them
>>488463Forgot my trip
>>488464yeah that's good too
>>488460we don't know goblins>we cant do 2 turns on the same attackwhycome on guys, it becomes just boring "build this shit, see what other built, built another shit"turtling is fine in moderationwe got tons of equipment and shit, we need to attack SOMETHING alreadywe got the least population dang it
>>488468Maybe serenade them with a nice tune on our horns
>>488459Oh fuck that's right, I read the numbers wrong.DISREGARD THAT POST EVERYBODY. THE ORCS FOUND A BIG PILE OF NOTHING
>>488473DO THIS YES, and do a little orcfu dance
>>488470op said so, and i will be back in about 45 min, dont fuck anything up svp
>>488477define what you want from a turn then, unless hat guy throw rock further
>>488475>DISREGARD THAT POST EVERYBODY. THE ORCS FOUND A BIG PILE OF NOTHINGso - dragons?
>>488479>>488481IN any consolation for my stupidity, the orcs found some mountains but nothing happened so they went home.
>>488488LOOK AT THAT HOLE IN THE MOUNTAIN IT MUST HAVE SOMETHING COOL IN IT
>>488485So whats the plan?
>>488488Can we still serenade the mountains?
>>488492ask him >>488460 he overrulled my idea of attacking hippiesor throw betterI just wanna kill shit
The goburins, fearing another cave-in, built support beams to help their citadel building and general cave-dwelling. Currently only wooden ones are avaible as the goblins don't yet have the super power of...stoneworking. Maybe they could ask the dragons for some.
>>488494Sure, it'll cost ya an action
>>488503>>488494i want to serenade the mountains
>>488507lets do it
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>488460No poison. We have no way to learn poison. At all.Learn flaming spike rocks and then smash their walls AND light walls on fire
>>488511well fugwhat we do nowtrying to elaborate his ideas into something more sensible?
The dragon seet, wanting to further develop his tribe's magic. Now plans to study the stormy clouds to unlock the secrets of LIGHTNING MAGIC, PKKKKOOOWWWW.BUt he finds the weather to be nice and sunny because OP is a lazy faggot who has not changed the weather for 16 turns. Maybe he could ask God to do it, dunno.
>>488512No we have to be realistic. We cannot make poison. We only have rocks and basic food.
>>488513If he's still alive Draconian Hitler is going to be salty af over this.
>>488521Well we got screwed over out of ice magic because OP won't change the weather.Maybe we should pray for winter and wind magic so we can get ice magic next turn.
AND NOW, GOBLINS AND (a)DRAGON IN: CAVE EXPLORER, PART 2A team has been sent to investigate the rumblings in the wall. Dragons and Goblins, roll 1d1000-19: extremely terrible outcome20-39: terrible outcome40-69: bad outcome70-95: okay outcome96-100: good outcome
>>488460 >>488512>>488516we can throw some leftover corpses into their water sources, to poison them
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>488527
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>488527Dont forsake me dragon god.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>488527tfw no bonus from having supports
Rolled 53 (1d100)LEEEROY JENKINS
>>488528We share the same river :[
>>488516well if to try to use "make poison" as starting point - we have this route:we can scout for plants, seeds and shit to develop farming I guess, if to go realistically. then goes some sort of pottery to hold liquids and being able to cook liquids in a pot, cause right now we just throw meat at fire and eat it.so whole turn will be wasted on domestic development and potential jackshit scout findingsor just fart hard enough in general direction of elf forest>>488528we don't have anyalso until you throw a rock you don't get a word
The expedition is kill
damn, we suck...
>>488540>>488541well at least a cave in won't happenwe reinforced it super hard
>>488538Scouting never works. Just make weapons. Poison cannot work. And if we scout we get eaten by undead.
>>488533As they proceeded inside the tunnels, the accompanying dragon suddenly notices something in the shadows. As he looks down to alert the goblin team, he finds that...they're gone! With some blood left on the ground. Now it's only the dragons who can roll now. Go forth and 1d1000-19: extremely terrible outcome20-39: terrible outcome40-69: bad outcome70-95: okay outcome96-100: good outcome
>>488548OH FUCKGO DRAGONSALL AVAILABLE DRAGONS ROLL
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>488548I'm ded im the only dragon here
>>488550thats a better roll than what we had.
>>488547I know I know... but he threw the rock further.we can't go against it completely, otherwise our culture means jack shit.should we just discredit literally impossible turn decisions, OP? >>488548 Cause we can't do what our high rock thrower said>>488550who is laughing now chicken brain
>>488558HAHAHAHAHAHAHAdumb chicken brain
>>488550Sudenly, a rock comes loose and dropped straight onto the dragon. Ow.Dragons, or should I say Dragon. Roll 1d100 if you still want to keep exploring0-19: extremely terrible outcome20-39: terrible outcome40-69: bad outcome70-95: okay outcome96-100: good outcome>>488558Yes, the saving roll of 0
>>488558Haha... chicken brains>>488553Look at our culture. Its also settled by fistfights. Should we fight?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>488548
>>488550hey roll again nerdo
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>488560One last time and see if the rolls high enough
>>488561>Look at our culture. Its also settled by fistfights. Should we fight?so we automatically win cause opponent doesn't show up on fistfight?cause that dude is gone afk >>488477
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>488560Ded
>>488565RIP in piece
you didnt have to go on. it said roll if you wanted to keep exploring.
>even manlets are smarter than chicken brainsand you serve as slaves under them
>>488565And so the whole celing in this particular part of the caves collapsed and squished the dragon to death.Nah I'm joking.He's merely trapped in the rubble and will die if no rescue team is sent.
>>488577FUGSEND THE WHOLE SQUADwe're sending too little people intwo gobbos and a dragon is not enough
>>488577wait, what happened to the gobos?
>>488582DED >>488548> As he looks down to alert the goblin team, he finds that...they're gone! With some blood left on the ground.
>>488577Dammit, now we have to save him but at least he lives.>>488581Dammit this time send in the gobbo army to deal with this I'll try to send more than one dragon even though I said to send a pair.
>>488576I assume your saying with your unclutured tongue we are slaves to the dragos. name one time the dragos forced us to do something or asked for anything beside useless gold and that stuff.We just train with the gobos and give em cooler hats then yours.>>488586Its literally your entire job to protect us. Send like 5.
>>488583*looks down**blood*WHERE DE FACK THEY GO?
>>488592To hellBecause they're dead
>>488590>w-we are not slaves guuuuys>w-we just give them 70% of everything we produce as a token of good willl, not because we crapped our pants when one dragon eat one of ours
Wow, 1 turn in and we already have disaters on our hand. Turn 17 starts!Oh and Turn 20 is Winter. Better prepare your tribes for the harsh cold! It will also mark the end of a year, yes time works retardedly in the Civ Zone.
>>488590Alright then, just saying we aren't responsible for caveins caused by explosions for those hard to reach spots.
Oh and forgot to mention, reply to >>488598 with your recaps
We need to make white clothes to blend in to the winter environment. Also make blankets.
OP, can we ditch dude's turn decision if he gone afk and left impossible action one to do with our current tech?
>>488604It's his suggestion in the last turn, now it's the current turn. NOthing has been locked in place.Tribes are free to discuss recaps among themselves and choose whoever
Heres an idea for a turn dragons.Obviously send in a rescue party and maybe have the seer research more earth magic to manipulate rocks so we wont be at risk in caves and for potential buildings.
so for this turn, let's prepare for the winter, so let's hunt animals for their hides and use that to keep ourselves warm in the winter.as for our second action, serenade the mountain hole and do a orcfu demonstration
>>488598Action: Send in the whole army to investigate the rumblings. Metal armor and spears. We're not sending in two gobbos, but as many as we can muster with torches so we can see. They'll be our rescue squad to get the dragon out, so have miners to dig out the rocks too while laying supports.Tech: Make mining helmets by shaping the metal to protect gobbo heads, these helmets will be used by the army too.
>>488604So... we can ignore him.Fire spike rocks and safe indoor fires for winter?
>>48859YES! I'm actually on in time!ACTION: Using ourearth spells, make a deep crack in the ground around our wall. Now we have a moat. Should we fill it with water?CULTURAL: Encourage girls to do archery if they haven't already. Not only will this double our armed force, the boys will have competition and will improve.If girls already do archery, encourage archery practise as a way to settle civil disputes.
OK elves since winter is coming we should get around to making fire.Then we can use the fire and animal skin o make blankets.We also need more wind and earth magic.>>488602So what order do we do that in.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>488607PERFECT>>488561sofull fledge attack on elves?going back to >>488511we already know flaming spike rocksso 1st action - use those rocks to smash their wall pillars (even if they get stuck cause of shit roll we'll be able to climb on them across the wall)and 2nd action - attack elves with everything we got?
>>488615see >>488621we have few more turns to get ready to winter. if to attack - attack now, and spend 1-2 of pre-winter turns on winter stuff
>>488614Well, as much as that's a good idea, we have armor,and its basically the same thing. so i think we need to try and find some source of intense heating for winter.
>>488621So one half stays back and fires rocks. The other half invades and allows elves to have bonuses?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>488604if yes:1. reinforce our huts with stones and grass (to make them harder to pierce and have some protection against the cold)2. throw stones against the elves mud wall until it is shattered in pieces
>>488626we have chest armor, but no helmets to protect from cave ins like regular miners doWe can get our heating later from the dragons and sealing off our caves for the winter, but right now, the rumblings are our top priority.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>488624Fair point. I wont bitch this time. We need our 20 dead for Brock
>>488620I think that staying warm is a higher priority then camouflage.
>>488626We live underground. Temp wont change too much.
>>488602Yeah, that's a good idea. Should we do that now, or later. Because we have a few turns until winter. What do you think of >>488617 By the way. I can see the water become less useful in winter, so... Just cracks maybe? They'll have to jump across if they want any leeway.Also, because winter is coming up, and the forest will be much harder to burn, they will have to attack now, if they are gonna.P.S. THANK YOU so much for saying my actions.
what is our turn?
>>488598Still looks like I'm the only dragon so do this incase none show up.Culture:Just have the seer try to learn to manipulate earth aka earthbending so rocks wont be a danger for us.Action:SEND IN THE BOSS DRAGON and 2 other dragons to finally deal with the rescue and the rumbling.
>>488627> allows elves to have bonuses?how?nah, if we'd used for attack only one action - then yeah, we'd attacking in half forceI propose to use both action. with first we fire as much rocks as we can at wall - either break them or make enough rocks nearby to climb them THEN as 2nd action we use everyone to attack elves.>>488635well at least I dropped ROCK RIDING at this time, you agree on above ^ ?>>488630tough luck>>488640not poison
>>488615ha not so soon
>>488639I think that water magic can still be useful. It will freeze into ice but that is going to work to our advantage. We can make the paths Ivey which will retard the barbarians if they try to move into our forest.
>>488639>>488637Ok so this turn.Wind magic and make fireNext turn earth magic and use fire plus animal skin to make leather and furs.
>>488644I was hoping to light forest on fire..m maybe if we crit? I dunno. But yes. I agree. We have aim, armor and sheilds now at least
>>488644ugh okay >>488627we can swim?also why can elves just pray for something and receive it, we have to kill 20 people for some :(
>>488652Elf and elf god are pussies. And their magic is solely to defend the forest. If they left the forest, they wouldnt have bonuses, which is what i attempted to explain
>>488649Can't we swap it around? Winter is two turns away (serious meta gaming btw) so if ee get blankets next turn then it won't matter.However, an attack is imminent. If we prepare defenses this turn, and they attack next turn, then we are still prepared. If they attack this turn, and we prepare defenses next turn, then we die.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>488655okay so what do? another attack and what?also throwing a rock for lighting them on fire
>>488663So pray for better earth magic then cover the river banks with spiky vines to make it harder for humans to cross.
>>488649I think we could dedicate this turn solely to prepare for the fight. We could use our small earthquakes all together to make cracks in front of e wall, then fill them with water. We could also place some archers behind the wall, to snipe humies that get through
>>488665There ya go! Light them up!
>>488670Why don't we place people on the pillars to attack hummies that get shot while crossing vine bank.So we can shoot more.
>>488651>I was hoping to light forest on fire..m maybe if we crit?that would be perfect, yesconfirming turn then>>488598Barbarians turn:1st action : use as big as possible spikey fire rocks to throw via big slingshot at elf's walls, targetting gaps in between pillars for massive damage to pillars and forest behind it. With crit chance to set it all on FIRE.2nd action : attack elves with everything we got, using hole in the pillar wall from action 1 to move in (or if hole didn't happen, use our own rocks as ladder to get on top of the wall and then proceed to attack). Some particularry accurate barbarians walk behind barbarians with shields and fire with slingshot at every elf or on something flammable with smaller fire rocksMORE BLOOD FOR BROCK, MORE SKULLS FOR BROCK
>>488666No, we USE our earth magic. Create tremors in the ground, and fill with water. If Barbs can't swim, they drown. If they can, we use our magic to create whirpools in the water and drown them..
>>488665>>488673does that do? >>488676
if elves or humans want to hire the orcish mercenaries just say so ;)
>>488678There is a river between us and the barbarians to begin with.
>>488678I don't think we have whirlpools.We don't only shoot water.We should get around to praying for water manipulation.
question, does anyone hate gobbo's? i know some hate dragons.
>>488690sssh shorty sshh
>>488690No one hates gobbos. They didn't do anything.Except maybe hummies.But they hate everybody.
>>488689If we place archers on the pillars, i think the rocks would kill them
>>488690hey be quiet you little shit
>>488690I think the orcs might hate you. That is if they know you exist.
>>488696We dont know they exist
>>488693Maybe use earth manipulation to make river deeper then put ones on the banks and in the water.
>>488686Hollup.O shit ur right! Set mages at the edge of the forest (near the river) to make thorny banks. When their guards(of course they have guards) see the humies trying to swim, they start drowning them, and shooting them. Then they get to the wall. While they try and get over the thorns, all while being shot, and then the wall, and then they have to actually fight us in the forest. And if they light the forest on fire, we can just get a mage to concentrate rain on that spot. It's perfect.
>>488697can we swim?
>>488698i think we know you exist cause we watched and rolled for enjoyment of your battles... idk though, im jut gana shut up till needed.
>>488693Also, since it is i that suggested our wall, i shall rename myself
>>488703Enjoyment rolls aren't canon
>>488702We raided twice before and it didnt effect things.
>>488703You might know of us if the dragons told you about us. We only know about humans and elfs
>>488702Everybody that lives near the river can swim
>>488702we attacked elves before normallywe can either swim or found a place to go thru riveror we just throw enough rocks on river so we can cross using them
So for culture, what do we do?A: Encourage girls to learn magic.B: Encourage girls to learn archery.C: Encourage people to settle disputes with archery.D: Encourage open relationships.E: If we have the tech, encourage women (do we have traditional gender roles) to make white clothes.
>>488707but this time we will be shot :)
>>488713I say E. Just because it's the most useful as of right now.
>>488714we have shields and armor now
>>488713Every elf knows magic and archery.We're progressive hippies.So we can learn a new magic.And archery for disputes sounds like hummies and their rock throwing.So let's have priestess pray for more earthbending.
>>488721Just a heads up, since all the elves have been doing is upping defenses, their home turf bonus is pretty dang high
And for action:A: Make clothes/blanketsB: Make a huge crack around the forest, like a moat without water.C: Make a moat with water.D: Send mages with guards to create thorns around the edge of the forest, like walking over barbed wire.E: Place guards on top of pillars. (This could go with D)
>>488728what can possibly go wrong
>>488728Can we have an idea of when the citadel will be done?
>>488729We shouldn't place the archers on top of the pillars, the rocks will just kill them
>>488725Why earthbending? What's your plan?I'm just confused about that particular element.
>>488732everything>>488721ever tried swimming with stones as armor? not to mention the big fucking shields we would have to carry, lets just let the fire do the work...and use the other action for something else..
>>488729If anything we should reinforce the wall and make it thicker. Make another layer behind the current one in a checkerboard type pattern so stuff like this>>488472 doesn't happen.
>>488736If nothing goes wrong. Aaaabout 10 turns counting from this one.Note that if you don't specify the ATHESTICSSS, the citadel will just look like a huge cave but with huge spiky pillars to live in
>>488737Okay, so what do you vote for?If D gets a vote, I'll change mine to D, but for now I'm voting>>488729A
>>488729Place barbed wire around the forest and river bank.Let them suffer.>>488738Humans only have rock tools armor and stuff.It'll give us a big advantage
>>488739I already tried explaining that. Nothing gets thru to him unless we die
>>488739>he can't swim with armor onwussand you call yourself a man
>>488741We already specified ages ago when we worked on it after we started the project so were good.
>>488745what doesn't kill us completely - makes us stronger
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>488745okay so lets ignore him then... the catapult plan is a go I think but the other turn we can use for making a damn in the river and leading it through the forest
>>488751You prove that statement wrong a lot.How about an unrelenting barrage of fire stones on their forest?
>>488749gobos, having small hands and bodies all things compared to drago's can make ornaments and such, while the drago's can make the big stuff, its a great team up.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>488757too late, turn submitted, you wuss
>>488749That was actually a hint to the fact that I have forgot what the specifications of how the citadel should look.All I rememebr is taht there'd be a dragon statue
>>488764>>488749better get those details up again
>>488758you are free to do that as next action if getting ready for winter is that unimportant
OKAY!So for action, It seems like we want to reinforce defences.ACTION: Create another layer of DIRT pillars, behind the gaps in the other wall. If we're allowed, two more layers of DIRT pillars. Then extend the vines to branch out across the ground around the forest and near the river.CULTURAL: Pray for more earthbending. Sorry Hemp chewer and Donald.Diplomacy made its choice.
>>488762I thought the retardness was roleplaying...
>>488769Nope... 100% him
>>488768It's all good. I like the turn we ended up with. And now even if the humans start climbing the wall, they will have a hell of a time with their heavy rock armour.
>>488773Hummies you need to stop him or he'll make you extinct.You haven't increased your population once.We outnumber you.
>>488764What I remember is there would be a load of engraving depicting gobbos and dragons along with some statues.
>>488774it actually sounds like a good plan to you to swim with STONE armor and STONE shields while people are shooting poison arrows at us
>>488777This just proves how us elves are better than the mexi- uhm... I mean, humans, yes.
>>488777>I just want all other races be boring as our onewhat else you do for funspreadsheets?>>488782I fail to see the problem
>>488782Don't forget the banks are covered in thorny vines.
Have fun: 1. swimming across the river2. Climbing over the thorns3:Climbing over the Wall4: Dodging pur arrowsWITH ROCK ARMOR
would setting up a type of governing be considered a action or cultrual? i think cult.
>>488790Believe us. We know. -.-
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>488773pls we have to do something...he is clearly not serious and retarded. I suggest the dam plan
>>488792it's culturalwhat kind of government do you want?I've wanted monarchy since the very beginning, but the other gobbos don't agree and wanted democracy.
>>488796The turn is already submitted. We are fucked.And we need to get ready for winter. We can do dams, but we also need insulation
>>488790still more fun than all other races have been doing>>488796>chinese imageboard tabletop civ game in the middle of night>be seriousnigga you wat
>>488799well we have our rock armor so if we would just swim in a river it would clearly make everything so much better r-rght guys?
>>488797how about a democratic-republic, you stay king or "President" and we get a say on what happens, while you get a bigger say.
>>488805You are the only one who feels that way.
>>488797>>488810oh, also, here. we should use this site for a poll if you want.http://www.strawpoll.me/
>>488806JUST SWIM HARDER YOU WUSS>>488812EXILE ME INTO THEN INTO ANOTHER TRIBEyou get one action, I get one action.
Its like Christmas evening. Soon there will be dead barbarians at the base of our wall. Finally show those rock throwers a thing or two. I just can't wait until the massacre happens.
>>488810ayy, we'd still be equal you knowI just want us to have a leader in charge that's strong
>>488805>Still more fun>More fun>FunI didn't know dying en masse was fun.I thought winning was.
Elves still ahven't posted their recap
>>488821>I thought winning was.>notpaladin thread>winningonly one winner here is him, newbie
>>488821I think he's trolling my team -.-
>>488817and I? I think we have to solve things with votes the next time :) I know it goes against the rules that your autism has made for you but I think it would be better for all of us
>>488824Oh. It's this >>488768
>>488824THEY PASS TURN THENWE CAN'T WAIT FOREVER
>>488827That much i can agree with
>>488830YOu gotta link the recap to his post though >>488598
>>488831you need to overthrow rock throwing culture with that to replace it with voting systemAND I'LL NOT LET YOU MAKE THAT HAPPENat least I hope so
>>488598ACTION: Create another layer of DIRT pillars, behind the gaps in the other wall. If we're allowed, two more layers of DIRT pillars. Then extend the vines to branch out across the ground around the forest and near the river.CULTURAL: Pray for more earthbendingDone, and done
>>488840he clearly has a hard time distinguishing reality from fantasy
>>488831We can change political system and everything after the winter prep
Any tribes have openings?
>>488859I only have one guy
>>488859Dragons are in need of people, i think
>>488859dragons need help
>>488859Orcs.btw, since ur gonna be an orc, can u get them to tell us that they are up for hire? Ty
>>488855YOu can use the classic barbarian pre-rock throw way of discussing things.A fist fight.YOu can roll against eachother to beat eachother up>>488859Orcs seem to be pretty quiet lately, but dragons are also in need of dudes
>>488855yeswe should reinforced our huts with stones and grass and collect firewood
>>488866Im still here, dont know about the rest
>>488868we can make FIRE ROCKSWHICH ON FIREALWAYSfirewood is outdated
>>488860>>488861>>488863>>488864>>488866I think I'll join up with dragons. Dragonbros want to clue me in on what the plan is at the moment.
>>48886See>>488874This is actually true.
>>488875dying in the cave
>>488864I just noticed, i think we'll have to find a different way of making fire. We need wood for that, and our forest is sacred.
AND NOW the stupidity begins anew.THE HUMANS launched a barrage of flaming spiky rocks at the elven dirt wall.Each tribe, roll 1d100Bonuses:Humans: Brock's Favour +40; Rockology +2; Spiky boulders +2Elves: Forest god magic +45, Water magic: +5>>488874>WHICH ON FIRE>ALWAYSThey're not
>>488875 skele gobbos are being annoying shits and were going to exterminate them. Maybe killing humies next turn if they survive their sucide attack
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>488883Please.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>488883No aim bonus? We perfected it
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>488883MY AIM IS TRUE
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>488883i want to kill myself rn
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>488883
>>488888>>488886>>488887HAHAHAHAHAOUR CURSE IS STILL AROUND
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>488883OP if we win by ten can forest god let us earthbend it back at them?
>>488888>>488887>>488886>>488889Stop. We have enough.>>488885
>>488888At least roll correctly
>>488887fuck you too, RNG>>488888roll d100!!!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>488888wow quints lemme roll again if that will count..
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>488883Our wall will protect us from any immigrant rocks.
>>488886That's the rockology>>488891YOu don't have rock telekinesis yetBut you can smack them with vines
>>488897We're making the forest great again.
okay, it's not the end. and it's not terribly badwe have attack coming right up. their walls are just kept intact. we can climb our rocks.
>>488902i fucking hate you with all my soul and Im so fking triggered right now
>>488899We spent a turn learning how to throw them properly. A different turn was for rockology
>>488899Then can we have the forest vines grab them and throw them back?
>>488902>Just.>>488899Say we blew it away with gust. Now we're on high alert, so get the guards ready.
>>488905Dont waste your energy. Itll please him
>>488907>implying vines can grab giant fire rocksyeah, no
>>488906Well okay, you get another +5 to your roll.BUt that aint gonna help anywaySince humans: 25+40+2+2+5 = 74While elves: 75 +55 = 130>>488907Yeah okay
>>488901>mfw we won by 10.>mfw their plan will horribly fail>mfw the're really paying for the wall. With their lives.
>>488915my second one didnt count?
>>488914No. It isnt. Please.>>488915And thank you. Its all i ask
>>488915DIS IS BUT A SCRATCH
>>488916>Paying for the wall with their livesKEK
>>488919No. He has a new thing where you cant reroll
>>488919Okay soHumans: 54+40+2+2+5 = 103Still kinda fucked
>>488920well too bad BECAUSE YOU STUCK HERE WITH MEUnless you use your acting and exile me or something. then I can stop posting. if anyone will survive
>>488915dont the humans get a bonus if they kill enough things(To satisfy their god)? and what ever happened to the undead?
>>488920>>488915WHAT no no no vines cant grab rocks on fire and throw them BACK what? yeah just counter something you we had to spent 3 turns on with something you did by "praying"
>>488938Mmm yeah. It would be unfair to just counter their three turns with our one turn. So although we block it and no damage is done, don't damage them back.
>>488931>actingaction>>488932that's +40 bonus at the start
>>488938Smother fire with vines.It can be done.Spread faster than fire and keep the oxygen out.>Science.
>>488932Well they haven't killed anything lately. They're getting themselves killed.And the undead is biding their time killing random animals on the fields to add to the bone pile
>>488938We can always Put out the fires with rain before throwing them
>>488941I wanna damage them.Otherwise they'll keep going.We must break them.
>>488948Aight.>>488947How bout this?
>>488928YOu can but only if you rolled mistakenly with the wrong dice>>488941>>488943>>488947YEs, the elves have water magic that can both be in hose form or eain form. And it can put out the fire rocks mid-air. Hell it already happened last thread. DOes nobody remembers anything.SO DO YOU WANT TO COUNTER THE ROCKS OR NOT
>>488954That way it'll be 3 turns for 3 turns
>>488957Hose the rock so it's not on fire then throw it back.
>>488957I'm not voting against counters, and it looks like they want to counter.
>>488957can we have penalty for slow decision makingI may make dumb decision but at least I make them FAST
>>488957wouldnt the rain ruin the dirt pillars?
>>488957do you think orcs can get telekinesis like the Orks in 40 k? We paint red so it go faster?
>>488957Bring that immigrant rock back to its homeland, we don't want them here
>>488957how do dirt pillars even work? if you pull them up form the earth a whole beneath them will appear...
>>488970It's concentrated rain on a single boulder, and we could just use hose form.>>488972You make the funniest posts.
>>488970We can also got in hose form.We don't have to make it rain.>>488977Tectonic Plates.
>>488970Did you miss the part when I said elves can use water magic in stream form. Like an accurate hose of water Like this happened. Last Thread. Seriously>>488977It's magic. Like where does the fires from fireballs come from? Where do the water come from? I dunno, walmart or something.
>>488980>>488981isnt that a little OP?
>>488932Hey gobbos next turn maybe we should build defenses so we dont get overwhelmed by the soon to be massive undead army that'll appear after this.
>>488980And they say we're boring. I'm having the time of my life.
>>488987god damn walmart..
>>488988Its not like the water does damage.It only stops fire attacks which is what most of you have been using.
>>488988We have 45 more rolls than you. So nah, not really.
>>488971>>488988So is stacking combat bonuses. Remember all their shit is geared for defense in the forest
at least I'm not being a sore loser and asking dumb question while wasting everyone's time
>>488990The citadel is our defense though, we've got a fully functioning army. I'm curious on how we'd improve our defenses more though
god this game is triggering, havn't been raging like this in a long time...
>>489002Then it's true.I am the one who's winning
>>488997I just ask questions, it's their decision to waist their time on it :)
>>488998well, we should make some rock fall traps, and pit fall traps(into hot liquidmetal) and use their bodies as statues. MUHAAAAA
>>488998Its not really done yet though, maybe if we get earthbending we can combine an action to make choke points manned by gobbos in kill zones filled with traps?
>>489002>>489004Guys, come on, we're here to have fun. We're playing a game, that's what games are made for
>>489002The problem is that when you attack we make tech.Which gives us better bonuses.Which stop your attacks.And you keep attacking and we keep buffing ourselves.So it gets harder and harder each time you attack.We're legit super turtles
Sigh... can we get on with it?We already know we are fucked.Both of you, just keep quiet until phase 2.
>>489009not a bad ideawe have to prepare for the cold tooso clothes on turn 19, but traps n sheit next turn, we should go hunting for animals before they hibernate>>489009>>489011
>>489003I guess if he'd been in regular adventure threads he'd already killed himselfciv thread is most fair it ever beenor qst threads in general thanks to rolling dicesback on /v/ it was pure, glorious, madness>>489014I'm playing a game, you all being turtles.
>>489015trust me, I know
>>489015Fun thing is, our only sthick is defending the forest. Outside of the forest we're just useless faggots. We were born turtles
>>489018We're being tactical, and having fun at seeing that our ideas are having some effect. It's different ways of having fun
>>489023See? Rock Solid. Its exactly what I told you. Charging in. Riding Rocks. Killing yourself. Its all BAD
>>489028if not barbarians, everyone would just power up endlessly and rarely leave their home>>489029>Riding rocks>badWE DIDN'T EVEN TRIED IT
>>489032The dragons made a map and attacked both us and you. Also the orcs have gone exploring.
>>489032Dude... seriously. OP has a history of railroding. But you have a thing for derailing, dont you?
THE ELVES! KNIFE EARS!...saw the rocks coming in time and shot their water at them to put them out. Even wrapped vines around that shit when they got blocked by their pillars and threw it back at the barbarians. 2 died. Less us take a short moment to mourn their lives.....Okay mourning done. The barbarians now mounts an attack against the elves!Hummies and Knife-ears, roll your 1d100sBonuses: Humans: Brock's favour +40; Rockology +2; Rock armor +5; Spiky rocks +2; Rock shields +5; Arena Training +10Elves: Forest god magic +45, Home Turf: + 35; Barbarians using stone armors to cross river so elves ahve an easier time aiming at them +2
>>489032Why do you obsess with us though.We're the only ones with mad home turf bonuses.You could attack anyone else and it'd be easier.Do you just have an elf obsession?
>>489037>Attacked you>When we got shot at for flying by
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>489037they scouted.we attackedprobably then dragons would wait for bazillion turns for their messiah and better magic and then attackmaybewhen all other would build defenses up seeing what dragons doeven orcs relocated their camp only cause we did something>>489041CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>489041Oh shit forgot pic
>>489041>>48904864 versus 80 looks like the humans have to win by 16
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>489041still mad about the vines thing but well..
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>489041
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>489041Okay
>>489053You doin good boi
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>489041So this is just them crossing the river right? Not up to the thorns yet, right?
>>489042you are hippies>>489040railroads meant for derailing>>489053NOW WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE
>>489032Different ways of playing. Orcs don't even have a home, they just wander around. We even talked with them, before humans slaughtered everyone. If i remember well, couple threads ago dragons got shot by us or something. Goblins would be absolutely crushed without weapons outside their home. As i said before, elves are just useless outside of the forest. Humans and orcs and maybe dragons are the real "exploring" races.
>>489062Yeah, since they attack before the thorns.Plus putting up pillars AND thorns counts as 2 actions
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>489048
>>489062You're making the forest great again.Good job.
>>489071Donald Trunk being useless as always!
>>489065we are barbarians, what did you expect anywayfinebe boringafter this trainwreck of attack nobody will ever listen to me anyway, so I may as well stop posting after this thread. why ruin your fun
>>489073We should also have a post battle sex circle so we are gonna get a pop boost
>91 + 64 = 155 Versus 85+ 80 = 165well now
>>489069I was afraid of that. Stick w/ thorns.
>>489075I never said you did a bad thing by killing everyone. Personally, i think it was a great play, it is exactly what i would expect from a tribe of barbarians! I wasn't even there when it happened, honestly.
>>489077Within 10. So... no one accomplishes? Accidental tea party?
>>489085If was a good fight but in the end our home turf bonus was just too damn high.Also we're probably gonna turtle harder after this right?
>>489076We could also build a bigger wall. And become really xenophobic. Or maybe that would just be mainstream elves... We'll see how it goes
>>489085that and dragon attack was my only good RNGs for all these threads.I just wanted to make fun things happen again by overcoming the odds via sheer RNGthat when threads are at the most fun>>489087nah, we lose probably half of attackers
>>489088I like how were basically polar opposites right now, the dragon and gobbo alliance is just making a shitload of weaponry and devastating magic while you guys are just BUILD WALL and were both just hiding building up.
>>489088If winter is coming, we probably should.>>489091I understand that, and i agree, it's really fun when that happens, but you can't expect all people to like that. Some of them prefer winning because they did a smart move.But then, it's always RNG that decides everything
>>489095Yea and while you become a technocracy we are making tons of nature magic.It's basically lots of tech and weaponry vs magic and divine intervention
The humans advanced towards the elves, but their defenses were 2good and like a bajillion arrows rained down on them. So much that the advance had to be cancelled because nobody was making any progress.
>>489101so wait, stalemate? or we returned back to home?or attack continues?
>>489101wow we only wasted one whole turn and 2 human lives
>>489107i thought you said retarded
>>489107So.... you finish the turn now? post the recap pages?
>>489107So OP we still get to pray for more earthbending and spiky vines on the riverbank right?
>>489116okay... so pls say that we can decide this turn
>>489107Huh, i'm surprised that didn't kill anyone. Anyway, people, that was a great success! Now, we prepare for the winter, and turtle it up
>>489107ok>>489099>you can't expect all people to like that. Some of them prefer winning because they did a smart move.I never expected them. but they should at least understand the reasoningbut no, apparently I'm troll and should be ignored.
IN totally unrelated news. The two barbarians killed had their skeletons turned undead and snuck away to join the uudead band>>489114Yes of course, this was their turn, not yours.
>>489121can we do a mass suicide and join the undead army?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>489117>>489116due to warcrimes against his nation, Rock Solid become first ever Rock Rider and was launched in general direction of undead while being tied to the rockhere is a rock which proves that's true.and that you'll use one action next turn to do thatthis way you'll stop me from interfering forever.
>>489120Well, the thing is, i myself wouldn't really accept a reasoning that it's just "it's funnier that way". Remember that tribes can die out, this is survival above all. Also, i don't think you even told them your reasoning. If you did, sorry, i didn't see it
>>489127The undead are NPC
The Elves prayed to their god, seeing that the barbarians kee pwanting to murderfuck his forest, the God granted his followers a stronger Quake.To increase defenses, the elves summoned vines around their side of the river and used their growth magic on them to make them throny vinesOh and post battle sex circle celebration, there's that too.>>489127I mean you can, but you need at least 1 dude left to be the necromancer who sacrifices the rest. If not then the entire tribe dies and becomes NPCsAs in you lose.
Iem Bach, Guten tag.Also yes I am salty. But I also have my head out of my ass, good joy.Currently working on my mothers retirement plan. Because appearently I'm good at this kind of stuff so she asked me to do it.Not gonna be involved all thread, pardon me.
>>489129after getting bad result after getting undead crowd right back at our village - I kinda figured out that killing entire tribe is pretty hard and won't happen as easily.I mean look at this attack. we lost every engagement - sure. but lost only 2 population and wasted a bit time. that's it.even with dumbest attack failing you are not killing off your tribeso you can take more risks that way for greater payoff
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>489128Or you can go to bed and stop wasting our time.We will do grass and mud insulation for our homes. Fireplaces are also good.
>>489136heyyou shouldn't leave Radical Dragon to make turns alone
>>489139I'm still here, just waiting for Dragons turn to come around.
>>489138>can't even end off with bangfine
>>489137I see, that's good reasoning. See, now you could have told them that, and talked it out with your teammates peacefully.
The orcs hunted animals and made coats outta them, they feel pretty.Oh and they also did a sing and dance routine to the mountains, gods know what that'll do.On a side note, orcs can spend an action having their mercs go to other tribes to ask for employment
>>489146they initially agreed to my attack plan, then started to bash it few minutes later.there is no point to me playing anymore
>>489149We're pretty now
The goblins, after developing body armor, thought of protecting their squishy little heads too. So they smacked metal plates into a roundish shape and put that shit on their heads.
>>489160wait, we have traps?
>>489154Why not? you shouldn't have a reason for playing. If you have fun, just play
>>489154Decent rolls saved us. Not NaPs kindness.One person tried to make poison from nothing.I tried warning you that elf bonuses will crush us if we dont lure them out.>no one listened
>>489160>>489164yee, don't you know?if develop traps further, it's probably gonna be more advanced stuffright now its just spikes laid into the ground
>>489164YES! How did you not notice?
>>489164Yes, this was like, right after you got metalDoes nobody read this thing
>>489170i was gone when that happened then
THe DRAGON SEER, after further studying Eath Magic has reached a new level. He has discovered...QUAKE
>>489170So much random shit happens its hard to keep up
>>489175I mean the tech list. It's always updated.
>>489167i actually thought it was possible to grab random plants and put them in a bowlish random stone with some water... And im still thinking that, eitherway:what should we do next, I feel like we only need one action for the winter, (better fireplaces in our houses) and the second one we can use for some basic tech >>489170did we retrieve the bodies of our fallen heroes?if we did we can research them and maybe get some death magic or a better knowledge of surgery or something
>>489167what is this then? >>488697 >>488651argument about "elves have good defenses" didn't come until lateryou never was against attack>>489165maybe will throw rocks around, but not as involved. kinda no point to be involved when you have this big of discord with the team
>>489186No, snuck away after becoming undead during the attack >>489121
>>489191o right forgot about that srry
Jokes aside, the dragons did discover quake from furthy study of existing Earth magic.I mean do you get itDragons upgrades existing magic easily but can't get new magic that quick by themselves.Do you get it now.
>>489160As godless heathens, we could try to develop necromancy tech to find a way to control them to make the tall people fight each other
>>489176Fucking Asian-Kung-fu-Master-looking dragon. We discovered Quake first! You fucking Koreans always steal our shit! You want a war, Kim Jong Un? I'll give you a war! Donald Trunk always keeps his promises!>>489187If they see that you're open to reasoning now, they probably won't hold any grudges. But obviously, this can only happen if they too are open to reasoning, and won't just tell you "lol troll kys"
>>489206perhaps, but that's magicalwe don't do magic
>>489206I love this plan.
>>489187Because its tiring to repeat myself. 'Yea buddy'
>>489211We could use alchemy or discover magic not based from gods but from spirits or from life energy or some shit
>>489178so what do?
>>489214I'll not do any turn discussion from now on then.I post turn actions - disagree - throw d10. didn't work - throw d100 for fight.end of discussion of a turn.
OKAY ELVES HIT ME UP WITH-Potential actions-Potential cultural actionsAfter we can have a poll.
>>489211>>489210>>489206>>489219ok, so, i am thinking we make a giant mechanical god we worship. now im not saying an actual god, im saying we make ourselves a god. or, you know, alchemy.. im more for alchemy though.
AND NOW. DRAGONS AND GOBLINS IN: CAVE EXPLORER 3: CAVE EXLPORING, WITH A VENGEANCENote that the goblins sent their entire army and this is merely a representation of that army because hell the fuuuuuuck no I'm gonna draw all 50 goblins.Now gobbs and draggs, roll 1d1000-19: extremely terrible outcome20-39: terrible outcome40-69: bad outcome70-95: okay outcome96-100: good outcomeBonuses: Boss Dragon +10, Gob army +5
>>489199Ah.I get it.Thank you.Now I really feel mentally challenged
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>489239THIRD TIMES THE CHARM GOBBOSCOME ON DRAGOS
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>489239OK! I AM DETERMINED TO ROLL GREAT AND DO AWESOME.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>489239
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>489239GET OUT SKELES
>>489240Good now go and play with your scaly friends faget.I need more salt
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>489239Roooooolling>>489243Christ on earth
>>489226Okay...so I suggest;1. better fireplaces in our houses 2. something else>>489243>>489244dayum
>>489244>>489243AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWAKE ME UP
>>489226Fire places. Population?
Right, so the goblins save the dragons then?Guess we owe ya one
>>489254population sounds okay, how? just impregnate all our women no questions asked? maybe as a reward for fighting...
>>489258We might need to explore. How about east? No skellies there. As far as we know
>>489243With their superior see in the dark eyeballs. The goblins were able to quickly find the trapped dragon without trouble. NOw the team can help him.Again, roll 1d100, same numbers as before.One amongst the many mumbled "why do we have to save this one anyway, is he like a super important dragon or something"
>>489243>>489244god damn gobbosour RNG always saves us in our time of needwe clearly need to make a monument of luck or something
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>489266
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>489266LET'S ROLL AGAIN GOBBOSCOME ON DRAGOS
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>489266
Rolled 10 (1d100)Fuck, a lot has happened.I'm back gobbos.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>489266Oh shit
>>489274>>489266oh manOH MANDRAGONS SAVED US THIS TIMEYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>489238What about ancestor worship.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>489266
>>489267>inb4 the manlets end up worshiping the dice gods
NO WORSHIPWORSHIP IS GAY>>489279HOLY SHIT
>>489279same fucking roll again. damn good for me
>>489237Action:Make fireMake clothes that will keep us warmMake blanketsBigger wall for bigger turtlingCultural:Advance in magic (earth,wind,water,growth, we'll have to choose which later)Make archery very important in our cultureMake camouflage for winterMore orgiesAsk god tips to survive winter? (Maybe he can give us a way of controlling heat?)Farming (kinda useless, with the winter coming up)
>>489283HEY DON'T DISRESPECT THE RNGITS GIVING US GOOD ROLLS RIGHT NOW
>>489237Pray for temperature resistance so we can be resistant to hot and cold?Pray for earth manipulation and control?
>>489264explore? no skellies? me like that :) lets do it instead of population, if the scouting fails and someone dies then population asap
>>489286RNGod is tall! You know what tall people are? ASSHOLES! WE WORSHIP NO GOD
The dragon was then quickly rescued thanks to the combined efforts of both races. Maybe he was actually an important dragon that needs so much people to save, maybe he's secretly the heir of Boss Dragon. Or maybe he's just a dragon, dunno.
>>489292MAYBEWE SHALL WORSHIP NO GOD FOR NOW
>>489294so about those psychic powers?
>>489294>Maybe he is the messiah?
>>489295how about we worship machines?And arnt dragons "Technically" tall?
>>489300they're as long as they are tallso they're still short
>>489298>From the rocks falling on his head, he gains the ability to see the future.
So. I think surviving the winter will be ez af for us. However, I think we gotta get rid of the hummies. since it'll be winter soon, we could constantly kill their food supply in the winter. We would starve them out. We could, at night, send a couple of gobbos there. In winter AND in darkness, they wouldn't be able to see a thing. We would then kill their food. They would starve.
>>489285I vote warm clothes (we can make them white later)I vote we encourage singing.
Ey yo dragons lets kick it back and consider doing something crazy for once. Let's take the gobbos with us on a quest to fuck up the undead.
>>489310>SingingWhy?>ClothesAlready have those it's in our tech we also have pants.And we're not doing fire yet because that feels like it'll piss off tree god.We can just pray for temperature resistance.
And so the dragon was saved and peace was restored. But the rumblings didn't stop. Strangely enough, they did stop when the dragon was being rescued. Oh and dragons heard a strange cacophany coming from under the mountains, that was pretty weird. Turn 18 starts! Gimme dem recaps
Or maybe, we could dig even deeper to get cool mats. We could maybe get saltpeter and sulfur, and make gunpowder. Then we could make one-way pistols. And we would also get kewl metals.I suggest we dig deeper and research stoneology (different from rockology, we make stones look pretty and shit. Basically masonry.)
Rolled 3 (1d10)Barbarian turn 18 :1st action : develop meat preservation technique - aka meat jerky. Pile it up in the tower for winter.2nd action: to increase jerky production - use all spare barbarians to hunt animals nearby.rock throw if someone disagrees. fight throws will happen in case other barbarian will be successed in overrulling this turn with their rock throw.this post shouldn't be ignored by other barbarian players, if turn sustains via agreement, rock throw or fight throws - it'll get linked to OP post.
Any orcs still here?
>>489313Why not singing? I wanna have some real culture. Singing or fashion. Or both. Also, singing could become a more effective way of praying.
>>489313We have clothes, but we don't have clothes specifically made for the winter, that will keep us warm.And yes, i say we should pray to the elf god for some sort of resistance to cold. That'd be really good.
>>489315I suggest we dig deeper and also fuck with the humies food.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>489318Shelter heat first. Food prep is a good idea though.
>>489314>>489315>>489312We can learn stone masonry from the dragonsWe could potentially get three techs in one turnbut, if something is coming from under the mountain, we have to take care of the rumblings still or the whole mountain might collapse
>>489312We dont know they exist.>>489314Fuck we live on a volcano dont we. Alright dragon, I vote we tunnel deep down using our new earth magic and claws to find the source of the rumbling. Then Culture to try and create a long lasting magic flame so we dont freeze in winter.
>>489315>>489302>>489298>>489327we need to investigate that rumbling, i think its the valcano going active.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>489318im okay with the jerky thing, it and a better heating system can work together and scouting to the east should be 2nd actionlets hope for no skellies
>>489322We still haven't prepared for winter yet really.Maybe we could pray for magic singing rituals that can be used for prayer?
>>489322That is true... Maybe after the winter starts? I don't think the Elves would be focused on singing right now, since they're preparing for the cold and all.It's a good idea, though. Maybe we could make songs for each season.
>>489324>>489329>>489330Hey, we can dig together and figure out the rumbling togetherwe'll get huge bonusesGobbos, what should we come up with tech?
>>489333we need actual singing before singing magic
>>489329Works for meBuild a large cavern that connects all the caves with a our magic and the magic flame burning warm in the center
>>489324Only one regular action, and that's a plan for the winter.>>489327Ok. So we could check wtf those rumbling are, however only the best armed and give them loads of stuff, so they can, in an emergency make support beams so they don't get caved in.As a tech, we could get basic chemistry going. We should have enough chemical samples from all the mining we've been doing. Also, maybe the draggos could give us masonry as one of their actions (pls?).tl;drCheck out rumblingsbasic chemistry
>>489337Then lets get it after winter starts.Gotta do that prep work.
>>489334ok. Just a thought. Yeah, I back warm clothes.So what's our culture action?
>>489325You decide the turn actions and link it with OP post.I have no more input.
>>489329Supporting.Holy flame sounds pretty dope, redundant since we live in a mountain and potentially in a volcano>ey gobbos, get this: magma forges from the excess magma, also power for the baths. Geothermal energy. This volcano has the potential to be dope.
>>489346What shall we do
>>489347yup. I don't think you'll freeze to death tho, you're literally beasts of fire.
>>489332welp>>489325so what do? shelter heat I guess and jerky? I think this is too much for the winter but idk how it is gonna be.. we can also scout to the non existing south... or research runes or something (maybe by some sort of sexual ritual where 2 of the hottest chicks fug or something to please brock)
Why don't we start planting evergreen trees and trees that survive in the cold for culture. Not magic trees, just normal planting. Magic them later.
>>489347>>489341Alright, I agree to digging down to find the source if its a volcano, good but badif its still undead, badWhat would we do with chemistry though?
>>489336Alchemy or chemistry
>>489347Maybe we can end up drawing some power from it or something. If you have another idea for a cultural option i'm open to ideas.
Just posting what I think a death spike would look likeUpper pods are for gobos, things with the marks are volcanic and explode. Actual spike is pure metal
Guys the fire is cool but redundant can we develope magi-Let's use our action for our chief of the arts to carve a culture-tech exchange as a facility into the citadel.
>>489359We still have a turn before winter, so i'd say we worry about our survival and pray to the elf god for heat resistance
>>489362loads of stuff! We would pave the way to gunpowder, better torches, lamps, alloys as well for better metals.
>>489368hey, that's not a bad idea, we could learn stonemasonry even though its not a regular action
>>489349ask shaman if we have psychic powerssend mercs
>>489362Chemistry equals acids, gunpowder, ect.
>>489366Looks like benis
>>489368Yeah that'll work, so the gobbos can start learning our tech and maybe magic if they're able too and so we also learn their stuff also.
>>489374Works for me
>>489368Actually that's a great idea. We could have a scientific pact or some kind of science council. Then we share all techs! I think a science council of like 10 members, five dragons, five gobbos. They share all scientific information.
>>489314>>489372>>489375Action: Dig down with the dragons to find out the rumbling source, lay down support beams so there's no cave ins as we dig furtherTech: Basic Chemistry
>>489314Ey yo op, dragons want to search rumblings with the goblins and have our chief of the arts carve out a culture-tech exchange in the citadel as a facility.
>>489379We can't have magic, and never will have magic. We are great at tech, but we worship no god, so no magic. Magic is produced by god.
>>489314Orcs 1: ask shaman if we have psychic powers2: send mercs for mercin'
>>489388We'll still learn the others tech, but you never have actually tried magic. If you can it'll happen while were doing this if not we'll still learn the others tech.
>>489388Is this confirmed OP?
I just realized that manlets are future humans and humans are Neanderthals in this. Mind fuckin blown
>>489314Pray for resistance to heat and cold.For surviving cold and fighting fires.Make clothes that are better at retaining heat.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>489358any humans here?rolling for heating system and scouting south-east
>>489388we cant learn magic, so we make our own! Earth shakers, flamethrowers, teslacoils, hoses! WE ARE THE SUPERRIOR RACE TO YOU ORCS AND HUMANS AND ELVES!
>>489402Yes. A wise man once said "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
>>489399hey, you stole those groucho glasses off lolisniffer
>>489314Humans will build rock fire places and chimneys in homes to keep warm for winter months.We will explore southeast, or just east of south doesnt exist.
>>489314I won't lie, that picture there kinda spooks me
>>489410Explore southeast for ANYTHING>>489412Im confused by you
>>489385And how is this basic chemistry discovered
>>489419>>489394>>489388>>489384oh fuck gobboselaborate for me
>>489419I would imagine it would be mixing metals.
>>489416It's a spoiler. THat's the true end to this game.BUt don't tell anybody I told you that.
>>489423It cant be the true end if we all kill each other before they can decapitate us
>>489419Some goblin was like: Hey! I wonder what happens when I put these things together and mix them!Then he writes down every combination he discovers. He only mixes very small amounts.
>>489422It's either that or something with shrooms
>>489423hey guys what's going on here?
>>489419some guy was fucking around with shroom dust (basically weed) and he tried to make a super cool drink. He fucked up but discovered chemistry and stuff.
>>489423Shiiiieeeeet. First time i see that nigga with the crown, he gonna get shanked.
>>489417>Im confused by youyou were silent and never confirmed the turn, so I reminded other guy that your roll was higher and it's your action what we'll be decided.that's it.
I'm playing Day of the Tentacle atm.Ah, retro
>>489429Nothing. Go away from this totally inconspicuous place.
>>489419Fucking around with shroom powder, metal, and fire.
>>489419Yee, what the other gobbos saidmixing the metals we've discovered and/or shrooms with fire
>>489437hehe don't be like that, whatcha got there!?
>>489439Shroom powder wouldn't do anything in chemistry. It's alchemy that uses shrooms. We're doing chemistry, which uses metals and other chemicals. I think more like >>489427
>>489419>>489427>>489446Alright, exactly as Manlet has said itThat's how we do chemistry
>>489444Nothing, other tribes, please do not pay attention to this post and move on. There is nothing to bee seen here
>>489453what's under that box of secrets!?
>>489453Hmmmm, let's see what's in there. Looks like some embarrassing secrets from college.
>>488294>missed an entire threadFuck me in the ass, time to read and catch up until my spine slides down my anus
>>489453You should show us.
>>489456>>489457>>489461Are you sure you want to delve into the arcane knowledge within? It will show you what you truly are. Are your mortal minds ready for such power?
>>489453Dont wanna see your donut collection OP
>>489463eh if not my head explodes and I end my unfulfilling life
>>489463Inb4 we are fags
>>489463im already insane, i cant delve deeper than i already am.
>>489463I'm ready to do this.
>>489463Oh boy! Is it war? Immigrants? Racism?
>>489463Show us your secrets
>>489467>>489469>>489470>>489473>>489478BEHOLD! THE TRUTH!
>>489463I got my glasses
>>489481Turn that paper over op.
>>489469HE CALLED IT
>>489481i dont suppose you got the next round drawings done?
>>489494Turn it sideways. Who's the faget now?
THROUGH THE CHRON-O-JOHN!!!
>>489494What's under the box?
We should stop with the box, otherwise OP will never get the round drawings done.
Also Dragons, can we somehow merge quake and fire magic together and get fire seeping out of the gaps?Since the elves got bullshit water hoses to douse our flames before it gets close, what if the flames appear from underground?
>>489507Pls I beg mercy OP.
>>489510I was thinking we could do this to basically just create large pockets of magma on the battlefield.
>>489507Here have my high quality salt
>>489516You should rename yourself in to Salt Dragon
ill see you all on the front page.
HUmans built rock chimneys inside their mud houses, those feels nice.AND NOW THEY EXPLOREEEEEE THE SOUTH EAST, OR EAST, WHATEVESRoll 1d100 0-9: terrible encounter10-39: bad encounter40-59: jackshit60-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounter
>>489481What do i win, god?
>>489513Turns out we're shit at inventing but we can innovate quite easily on the shit we have
>>489520I have now decided that the goblins must die. Each turn 20 of them will bite the dust.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>489525
>>489532hey what the fuckOP is truly a fag for doing that
>>489510Actually, I know fairly little about chemistry, but enough to make cool weapons.Calium Oxide heats to very high temperatures when water is added to it. Meaning, that if we sort of put it everywhere in the forest (Maybe some kind of "carpet spreading" of a calium oxide powder will make that if they try to put the fire out, they will just make it make it very hot.
>>489526This other ancient forbidden knowledge.
>>489525oh good, they founded videogames, first off mortal kombat.
>tfw you realize that actually, OP had us from the start. Our life is completely useless, we will all die, and nobody will remember us. Life is temporary, and once it ends, we will swirl into the void of nothingness that is death. We should just quit it now, and die. We are useless, life is nothing but pain.
>>489532Please just kill the goblin inventor. I will give him to you in exchange for mercy on behalf of the gobbos.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>489525
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>489525rololol
>>489528Maybe we should do this next turn to solve any winter heating problems with pools of magma, also if we get invaded to block off entrances with magma.
>>489547Where have your rolls been all melife
>>489537OP I got a surprise for you.
I was gone getting pizza. Can a fellow Elf tell me what we're doing.
>>489543>tfw your own species wants you dead;-;>>489532thats how you eat shroom dust. sweet so like 20 of us will be high every turn.
>>489565Preparing for the winter. We're getting some heavy clothes and praying to the elf god for a resistance to both hot and cold temperatures
The barbarians scouted east. And after turn after turn of finding nothing. The ahve finally found...something. It was an ancient temple of Brock! Inside is various cravings and scriptures of the Barbarian God, treasures dedicated to him and in the center is an altar. It holds the Ancient Holy Barbarian Skull Helm of Brock. For finding this, Brock has rewarded them with a +5 to to his Favour bonus.Oh and if any barbarian puts this helm on will gain super powers but it will bond to them til deathProbably. On both points.
>>489577Okay. Also I saw the thing about singing and fashion. The singing part I actually kind of like and would support.
Now that I think about it, if we advance in chemistry well enough, that would be awesome. Quicklime was used as a weapon in ancient Rome. Also, since quicklime reacts viciously with water, inhaling it creates labored breathing, irritation of eyes, nausea, vomiting, and all sorts of shit. We could just spread it over hummy land, and they would be very sad pandas.
>>489581The final battle will be super barbarian VS Dragon Jesus.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>489581HallelujahPraise Brock!
The elves, fearing the coming winter, use their elven knowledge and made thicker versions of their clothes using the various plants n shit around the forest.They ahve also prayed for magical resistance to the natural elements. Their god answered it with "Eh dunno, how about you convince me with a song, I need some soothing entertainment"The elves can decide to do this or not next turn>>489586YOu have bought your tribe more time, gobbo
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>489581dibs on helm
>>489603The temple can also be used as a bunker
>>489547>>489533Next turn should be putting on that helm. The helm bearer is warchief. They decided on chief duty with Rock Throws? and food prep (jerky)?
The orcs asked the orc shamans if they can make things happen with just the power of their mindssss. The orc shaman the asked the Orc God. The orc god then asked himself and answered "Spill more blood in my honor and you will see"Oh and they sent mercs out to the other tribes. Which in their case, the humans and elves as they have not know the location of gobbos and draggos.The next turn the other tribe will decide what to do with them
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>489602
>>489605Dragons are cold blooded right?So that means we can't go out in winter?
>>489616We literally breath fire and lob fireballs, we should be good.
>>489615Another hat for you...
>>489619We should try getting water magic in winter. We're pretty shit at discovering new magic without puling the God card
>>489619OR WOULD YOU?!
>>489605ah me like>>489606okay sounds good and what should we do with the mercenaries? kill them?
>>489620+infinity on all hat rolls, mate
>>489625Why would we need water magic? We dont need to put out fires or other things and any water we drink comes from the river next to us.
The goblins, after seeing that their melted metal are...melted and liquidy, tried mixing them together. Then they discovered if you mix some shit with some other shit you get some new shit. Currently they don't know what the shit did they mixed but at least they know they can do it.
>>489636Also we live in mountain caves, we can just go outside and get some peak ice, melt it in our cave and drink it
>>489599Yeah, i think we should definitely try to convince the god next turn.
>>489630We have nothing to trade outside of rocks... so yea... prolly.
>>489637can you put Manlet inventor above his head?
>>489637That mushroom looks like a dick
The Dragon Chief of The Arts decided to share/showoff the dragons' superior culture with the gobbos and built a culture exchange facility. Shaped like a dragon head because art. Now gobbos can go inside the giant maw and marvel at the dragons' sweet stone carvings and satues.While learning how to imitate it
OP, we went to investigate the rumblings as well! What about that?
>>489657What bonuses can Dragon Jesus give us?
>>489667Hey, we're doing that in a combined action with the dragonsdon't worry
>>489664thank you by the way.
>>489667It's a joint action so like the previous ones, a seperate pic>>489668YOu will know when the messiah is bornTOtally not code for "shiiieeet I haven't thought about that at all"
>>489657So what should we do next as culture? Maybe combine Quake and fire magic to make big pockets of magma.Also OP whats our combat bonuses right now?
>>489676Literally nonexistent.We can start working out and get GAINS for buff dragonsDragons gonna be /fit/ now
NOW! What should the manlets and scalefags find when they dig....>>489676Dragon Body +35 ; Magics +12; Helms +5
>>489686something is causing that rumbling, it can't be nothing, OP
>>489676We could do that or pray for metal magic. Then we can easily forge high quality armor and weapons for dragons in addition to metal spikes and making the armor a weapon itself. We could Magic the armor so that if a humie attacks part of the armor will spike off and stab em in the chest.
>>489687Big Fat Nothing means you'll have to dig again next turn ebcause this turn you dug too shallow
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>489686fer der horde
>>489686>tfw the undead base may be literally under usPLEASE NO DRAGONS PLS GET GOOD ROLLS
>>489686do you chose or do we roll?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>489686I gotchu
>>489690we've got our finest miners and the dragons working on it though
>>489686OP what's that I see as the fourth possibility?Pretty sure I can spell "something good"
Rolled 17 (1d100)I think we should get some kind of biology going next. We should be able to know the basics of all sciences. Also maybe mathematics.
are we rolling or not? there's no DC
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>489686AND NOW, BECAUSE I'M such a nice guyI will roll because my rolling hand is itchyThere are 3 results1: Big Fat Nothing2: Undeads3: A volcano4" Something completely unrelated and outta nowhere
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>489686SAVE ROLL
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>489686No god bonus. We've been gud dragons goin to church, making shrines, being jews.>>489689So basically earth magic, we'd have to ask our god for that and we also dont have very much.
>>489708knew it from the start
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>489708op, if i get 100, reroll.
>>489650>>489602TY for liking muh idea. Go elves!
>>489708Undead die by dragon fire. It's science bitch.
Rolled 10 (1d10)okay humans: Im going to bed these are my votes I guess:kill the mercenaries.make jerkiesgive the helmet to the most qualified (not the guy who can through the most far)
>>489718It was a great idea. We should focus more on these kind of things. Now though, we'll have to come up with a song, unless OP just makes us roll
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>489708Dice God I'm praying for a reroll Rolling for chance of Dice God answering
THE GOBLINS AND DRAGONS DIG DOWN AND FINDS....a nest of skeletal goblins. Oh shit it's the undead>>489711Where do you think your magic come fromPLus, you want a god bonus, ya gotta pray and pay
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>489708>>489732WHERE THE REROLLS AT?
>>489734whoops, forgot pic>>489732Like XCOM, a 98 chance can still miss
>>489734We attempt to say hi to them. Just be bros. While we get out our weapons of course.
I suggest the dragons just incinerate the skeletons. They have no chance.
>>489739HEY GOBBOS, DRAGOSLET'S PREPARE FOR BATTLESEND IN THE ARMY
>>489729Oh god of the trees,I'm sorry if you're displeasedBut let us resist cold and heatTo sustain our mortal needs
>>489734Skeletons! we come in peace, we see you were once us, would you consider joining us? a power team maby?
>>489728Okay. Can't argue. Considering it's mostly my idea anyway ;D But I won the hat with muh 10 :Dj/k, us players don't have any real power. An NPC wears it.
>>489739Ey yo skeles ya wanna team up?>diplomacy nigger
>>489734Incinerate them all
>>489739Can we somehow militarise this discovery?They're not a threat to us dragos but we can fuck up the elves with these since arrows don't do shit to skellies
>>489740Actually great idea. Try to reason with them.
>>489745Through the sun and snow.We will persevere.Even if flame comes we know.You will always be there.
>>489757Actually lets put them in cages until we find a use for them
>>489754Support for diplomacy with cautious dragons
>>489756>mfw they are hiding in a natural gas source
>>489760DAMN SUN, SHITTING OUT THOSE DANK RHYMES
>>489740>>489744>>489749>>489754Clearly we're having multiple conflicting ideasWhile you're thinking, a goblin was shanked
>>489767god damn it you dumb gobboswe can't reason with skeletons, purge them