>>488294
orcbros ww8?

>>488294
ayy

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Here be the shitty map.

Tribes. Respond to this post with this turn's recap

>>488294
Greetings

>>488301
Lets do this

Rolled 1 (1d10)

throwing a rock for a chance to force my idea of wasting turn on the others
we'll use both actions to attack elves.
1st action - we are finding suitable rock which fully equipped barbarian or two can hold tight to not fall from
and we launch that rock onto elves! Even if they deflect it - we get some battle and surprise effect going on
BARBATROOPERS FROM ABOVE.
Suprising attack should be enough to create some sort of discration which we use for 2nd action -
ATTACK ELVES WITH ALL WE GOT leaving only few barbs behind to provide giant slinger cover fire.

ROCK RIDING FOR THE WIN

im here

>>488294
I see humans, but no humanity

>>488311
WHY YOU FORSAKEN ME BROCK
THIS PLAN WAS PERFECT
PEEERFECT
Anyone sane can overrule it now

>>488305
Action: Investigate the rumbling within the walls again with dragon help if they agree.
Tech: To compensate for all the digging, we've done, create wooden/stone support beams to hold up the walls while we dig. It'll apply to the citadel too. This'll mean no more cave ins.

>>488313
ouch

>>488313
hippie wannabe

>>488305
Action: Set up earth pillars on the edge of the forest. They'll be useful in the future.
Culture: Pray for spikey vines

Do any elves object to this?

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>488311
okay..
nobody can survive the first idea so my plan:
1. we look for all kinds of plants
2. we boil those and poor the 'potions' over plants to look if they will die
if that is 1 action (which i doubt it is) we make furnaces out of stones :)

>>488305
Dont think other dragons are here, heres a recap incase they dont show up.

Action: Send a pair of dragons to investigate the caves with gobbos and purge whats causing the rumbling.

Culture: Have the seer examine storm clouds and shit to try and discover lightning magic.

>>488312
I give you 5 min if not I roll with >>488311

>>488317
>>488316
ayy, to retarded too choose a name

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>488324
>>488321
welp what to do?
another throw or combination..

so orcbros, I suppose this for our action, go around the land as mercenaries offering our service in exchange for goods we can use in our homecamp. if they kill stuff while on missions they bring the corpses back home for future purposes.

second action could be trying to feed the beast in the cave with nondescript animals. or starting on an altar for the orc god with bones and skulls and rocks and blood.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>488321
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
BROCK DISLIKES YOU TO
THAT CALLS FOR RETHROW
>>488326
what race are you, throw a rock

>>488328
fuuuuuug
why don't you go to extreme with decisions and not throws!

>>488334
a senpai has to be extreme at certain times :^)

>>488320
Why not just make a wall with the pillars to block the humans' rocks? We don't even need to make it all around the forest, we just need it facing where the rocks are coming from
we'll make the forest great again

Here we are

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>488311
No

Rock tools and spiked boulders

>>488329
We could scout again

>>488346
make the second action scouting then? and scout in the northwest?

>>488305

>>488345
And so it shall be. Rocks rule

>>488338
okay, so what we roll with then, lucky bastard?
your actions seem to fit to one action - cause I guess random plants don't need scouting.
or do you actually want to scout for plants? with undead around?
>>488345
well now you decide with senpai
your rolls are superior I have no word in this

I just wanted to ride some rocks =(

>>488348
sounds good

>>488339
That does sound plausible. However I'm not sure if we can make an entire wall using our earth pillar spell. We would probably have to research more into earth magic.
Also I want barbed wire fences to make the barbarians or anyone else who attack the forest bleed and suffer

>>488351
oh wait, that was your first roll, while senpais 10 was reroll
welp, your actions it is.
who confirms turns?

>>488345
if plants dont need scouting I would prefer rock tools and the poison thing, the spiked boulder aren't really neccasairy rn

>>488305
first action:
a part of our orc force becomes mercenaries, they offer their services in exchange for tech and clothes and other stuff that our tribe can use.

second action is:
scouting towards the northwest

>>488355
Let's ask.
>>488316
Can we build a wall with our earth pillar spell?
We WILL build a wall, and the humans will pay for it!

>>488356
That was the confirm post

>>488360
he decides. our first rolls were 1. his first roll was 10. already turn confirmed
>>488363
didn't notice
my mind was filled with rock riding
plz

>>488362
A. It's Dirt Pillar, semantics, but I want you to say it right damnit

B. Just summon a bunch next to eachother and a wall is built

>>488363
Ya gotta elaborate m8. What exactly are "Rock tools" and "Spiked Boulder"

>>488369
>humans
>elaborating
that concept is unknown to them, OP

>>488369
Chill out, mayne. Have some weed.
>>488355
Yes, we can make a wall out of our dirt pillars

>>488369
>>488372
Well in that case I guess we should build a wall facing the barbarians. Although I still think that spikey vines would come in handy since it's basically barbed wire.

>>488369
i guess
rock tools are useful crafted Stones
spiked boulders are giant sharp-ass rocks

if im wrong, correct me hat-man

>>488369
Chissles

>>488379
And where and how would you create these chissels

Time to hug more trees

Well hello to you all too.

King gobo, what we thinking on doing?

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>488379
pls the spikes are way less effective than a possible tree killing poison

>>488369
I'll elaborate, if it's ok with him, he'll link this post
1st action : develop rock tools. eventually by throwing rocks at rocks barbs noticed that shapes of rocks can be changed if you throw hard enough. And that thin edge rocks are pretty good at everything which they did before with their teeth or hands. Also tying those rocks to a random pieces of long bones seems to be like a nice idea for a handle.
Now they can make arrange of basic rock tools and weapons.
2nd action : using rock tools start making special ammunition for huge slingshot, aka making stones more sharp, then setting them on fire.
So we got big rocks on fire with spikes on them for using them via huge slingshot for artillery purposes

>>488387
>>488379
will that do?
also poison is for fags and hippies

>>488371
I've been elaborating all my turns, manlet

>>488385
Already did it
>>488315
We've got to start burning our dead gobbos, maybe use their remains as fertilizer and let the circle of life continue. For a tech action, I was thinking mine carts/rails so we can transport stuff around our caves faster. Infrastructure basically.

>>488387
We have no means to make poison.

>>488380
Grind rocks together into fine points

>>488377
We can do that.
Then next turn more wind magic?

And inventing farming.

>>488391
Oh! Hey thanks. My imagination halted at this level. Your a real bro.

>>488391
maybe not tying bones to rocks but making holes in rocks so other long rocks or bones can fit in
>>488396
I'll keep confirming turns then till I go asleep

>>488305
barb turn - >>488391

>>488397
Turning rocks into flaming rocks took less esplaining :(

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The humans, with their deep knowledge rocs, find that rocks can be reshaped. If they throw it at other rocks hard enough. From this they discovered pointy rocks are good for things, like stabbing.

After this covering this wonderful rock-based technology, they used it to put spikes onto their slighshot ammo

>>488405
you know what needs even less explaining
RIDING ON ROCKS
plz

>>488395
Good plan. SO!
>>488380
Elf turn:
Regular action: Build a wall out of dirt pillars facing the humans, to block their rocks
Cultural action: Pray for spikey vines

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The elves used their earth magic to create a wall of dirt pillars on the edges of their forest. Gotta keep intruders out, can't trust anybody in this day and age, doubly so in this rough neighborhood.

The priestess then prayed for spiky vines and were given the divine answer "Just use the Growth 2 spell on any summoned vines"

>>488422
>implying walls will save them from ROCK RIDING

>>488424
>implying we won't be able to control your rocks once we pray for more earth magic

>>488432
>earth
>rocks
rock is not earth
rock is nothing yet everything
it doesn't belong to anything but itself

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The orcs delegated a part of their forces to become mercenaries. They'll go and fight for other races in exchange for resources and mayyybe tech. But right now the only 2 tribes they know of are humans and elves. And of course, the other trobes would have to accept their services in order for them to work there.

And now, orcs, ROLL 1d100 for scouting the NorthWest

Barbarians, roll 1d100
0-9: terrible encounter
10-29: bad encounter
30-49Dragon Encounter
50-69: jackshit
70-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

okay humans master plan:
we throw rocks on fire to them, they will summon rain, the pillars will collaps bcs they are made from dirt, the liquid mud will spread everywhere, omg, we throw more rocks

It seems the orcs have left the building

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>488435

>>488438
why not we just throw rocks at the pillarwallthingie and smash it to bits? then just go thru the hole and murder everyone

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>488435
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>488441
well if we put it on fire it wont take anymore turns and will do the same, if not more

>>488438
we could also give the orcs some of our tribe mates in exchange for their help with the elves.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>488444
you can't put dirt on fire
just use nice and very heavy boulders to destroy wall - that's first action
2nd - just go fucking in and murder everything
otherwise those hippies will get out of control
fite me
>>488445
there are huge amount of undead between us, that'll also take a good 2 turns cause orcs are slow as fuck

>>488441
Nigga that's not how science works. The large bodies of dirt will just absorb the impact of rocks being thrown at it and if rocks do get through they'll lose a lot of velocity and eventually stop without harming anyone.

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The orcs scout found a huge mountain range with caves littering their sides. And from inside one of those caves, a scaly head peeks out.

Dragons and Orcs, what do you do next? Discuss among yourselves and reply to this post with your final decision

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>488453
>science
wut
we need just throw rock harder
that always worked out

>>488456
wasn't the dragon encounter 30-49
the orcs rolled 55

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>488448
>>488444
well we can do it just in case... they dont know you cant out dirt on fire... and we cant do 2 turns on the same attack so i suggest the poison one.. again
we can also ask the elves to help us kill all the goblins :)

ask them whaddup? if they need something?

>>488453
>Humans
>Science
Pick one
>>488456
Go out and see what they want maybe they wont through rocks.

I say we offer our merc services to them

>>488463
Forgot my trip

>>488464
yeah that's good too

>>488460
we don't know goblins
>we cant do 2 turns on the same attack
why

come on guys, it becomes just boring "build this shit, see what other built, built another shit"
turtling is fine in moderation
we got tons of equipment and shit, we need to attack SOMETHING already
we got the least population dang it

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>>488453
or...

>>488468
Maybe serenade them with a nice tune on our horns

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>>488459
Oh fuck that's right, I read the numbers wrong.

DISREGARD THAT POST EVERYBODY. THE ORCS FOUND A BIG PILE OF NOTHING

>>488473
DO THIS YES, and do a little orcfu dance

>>488470
op said so, and i will be back in about 45 min, dont fuck anything up svp

>>488475
wweh

>>488477
define what you want from a turn then, unless hat guy throw rock further

>>488475
goshdarnit

>>488475
>DISREGARD THAT POST EVERYBODY. THE ORCS FOUND A BIG PILE OF NOTHING
so - dragons?

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>>488479
>>488481
IN any consolation for my stupidity, the orcs found some mountains but nothing happened so they went home.

>>488488
LOOK AT THAT HOLE IN THE MOUNTAIN IT MUST HAVE SOMETHING COOL IN IT

>>488485
So whats the plan?

>>488488
Can we still serenade the mountains?

>>488491
dragon manure

>>488492
ask him >>488460 he overrulled my idea of attacking hippies
or throw better
I just wanna kill shit

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The goburins, fearing another cave-in, built support beams to help their citadel building and general cave-dwelling. Currently only wooden ones are avaible as the goblins don't yet have the super power of...stoneworking. Maybe they could ask the dragons for some.

>>488494
Sure, it'll cost ya an action

>>488503
>>488494

i want to serenade the mountains

>>488507
lets do it

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>488460
No poison.

We have no way to learn poison. At all.


Learn flaming spike rocks and then smash their walls AND light walls on fire

>>488511
well fug
what we do now
trying to elaborate his ideas into something more sensible?

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The dragon seet, wanting to further develop his tribe's magic. Now plans to study the stormy clouds to unlock the secrets of LIGHTNING MAGIC, PKKKKOOOWWWW.

BUt he finds the weather to be nice and sunny because OP is a lazy faggot who has not changed the weather for 16 turns. Maybe he could ask God to do it, dunno.

>>488512
No we have to be realistic. We cannot make poison. We only have rocks and basic food.

>>488513
If he's still alive Draconian Hitler is going to be salty af over this.

>>488521
Well we got screwed over out of ice magic because OP won't change the weather.

Maybe we should pray for winter and wind magic so we can get ice magic next turn.

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AND NOW, GOBLINS AND (a)DRAGON IN: CAVE EXPLORER, PART 2

A team has been sent to investigate the rumblings in the wall. Dragons and Goblins, roll 1d100
0-19: extremely terrible outcome
20-39: terrible outcome
40-69: bad outcome
70-95: okay outcome
96-100: good outcome

>>488460
>>488512
>>488516
we can throw some leftover corpses into their water sources, to poison them

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>488527

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>488527
Dont forsake me dragon god.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>488527
tfw no bonus from having supports

Rolled 53 (1d100)

LEEEROY JENKINS

>>488528
We share the same river :[

>>488516
well if to try to use "make poison" as starting point - we have this route:

we can scout for plants, seeds and shit to develop farming I guess, if to go realistically.
then goes some sort of pottery to hold liquids and being able to cook liquids in a pot, cause right now we just throw meat at fire and eat it.
so whole turn will be wasted on domestic development and potential jackshit scout findings

or just fart hard enough in general direction of elf forest
>>488528
we don't have any
also until you throw a rock you don't get a word

The expedition is kill

damn, we suck...

>>488540
>>488541
well at least a cave in won't happen
we reinforced it super hard

>>488538
Scouting never works. Just make weapons. Poison cannot work. And if we scout we get eaten by undead.

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>>488533
As they proceeded inside the tunnels, the accompanying dragon suddenly notices something in the shadows. As he looks down to alert the goblin team, he finds that...they're gone! With some blood left on the ground.

Now it's only the dragons who can roll now. Go forth and 1d100
0-19: extremely terrible outcome
20-39: terrible outcome
40-69: bad outcome
70-95: okay outcome
96-100: good outcome

>>488548
OH FUCK
GO DRAGONS
ALL AVAILABLE DRAGONS ROLL

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>488548
I'm ded im the only dragon here

>>488550
thats a better roll than what we had.

>>488547
I know I know... but he threw the rock further.
we can't go against it completely, otherwise our culture means jack shit.

should we just discredit literally impossible turn decisions, OP? >>488548 Cause we can't do what our high rock thrower said

>>488550
who is laughing now chicken brain

>>488548
Saving roll

>>488558
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dumb chicken brain

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>>488550
Sudenly, a rock comes loose and dropped straight onto the dragon. Ow.

Dragons, or should I say Dragon. Roll 1d100 if you still want to keep exploring
0-19: extremely terrible outcome
20-39: terrible outcome
40-69: bad outcome
70-95: okay outcome
96-100: good outcome

>>488558
Yes, the saving roll of 0

>>488558
Haha... chicken brains
>>488553
Look at our culture. Its also settled by fistfights. Should we fight?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>488548

>>488550
hey roll again nerdo

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>488560
One last time and see if the rolls high enough

>>488561
>Look at our culture. Its also settled by fistfights. Should we fight?
so we automatically win cause opponent doesn't show up on fistfight?
cause that dude is gone afk >>488477

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>488560
Ded

>>488565
Yeezus Christ

>>488565
RIP in piece

you didnt have to go on. it said roll if you wanted to keep exploring.

>>488561
>>488565
QUIt ROLLING

>even manlets are smarter than chicken brains
and you serve as slaves under them

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>>488565
And so the whole celing in this particular part of the caves collapsed and squished the dragon to death.

Nah I'm joking.

He's merely trapped in the rubble and will die if no rescue team is sent.

>>488577
FUG
SEND THE WHOLE SQUAD
we're sending too little people in
two gobbos and a dragon is not enough

>>488577
wait, what happened to the gobos?

>>488582
They're dead

>>488582
DED >>488548
> As he looks down to alert the goblin team, he finds that...they're gone! With some blood left on the ground.

>>488577
Dammit, now we have to save him but at least he lives.
>>488581
Dammit this time send in the gobbo army to deal with this I'll try to send more than one dragon even though I said to send a pair.

>>488576
I assume your saying with your unclutured tongue we are slaves to the dragos. name one time the dragos forced us to do something or asked for anything beside useless gold and that stuff.

We just train with the gobos and give em cooler hats then yours.
>>488586
Its literally your entire job to protect us. Send like 5.

>>488583
*looks down*
*blood*
WHERE DE FACK THEY GO?

>>488592
To hell

Because they're dead

>>488593
touche

>>488590
>w-we are not slaves guuuuys
>w-we just give them 70% of everything we produce as a token of good willl, not because we crapped our pants when one dragon eat one of ours

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Wow, 1 turn in and we already have disaters on our hand. Turn 17 starts!

Oh and Turn 20 is Winter. Better prepare your tribes for the harsh cold!

It will also mark the end of a year, yes time works retardedly in the Civ Zone.

>>488590
Alright then, just saying we aren't responsible for caveins caused by explosions for those hard to reach spots.

Oh and forgot to mention, reply to >>488598
with your recaps

We need to make white clothes to blend in to the winter environment. Also make blankets.

OP, can we ditch dude's turn decision if he gone afk and left impossible action one to do with our current tech?

>>488604
It's his suggestion in the last turn, now it's the current turn. NOthing has been locked in place.

Tribes are free to discuss recaps among themselves and choose whoever

Heres an idea for a turn dragons.

Obviously send in a rescue party and maybe have the seer research more earth magic to manipulate rocks so we wont be at risk in caves and for potential buildings.

so for this turn, let's prepare for the winter, so let's hunt animals for their hides and use that to keep ourselves warm in the winter.

as for our second action, serenade the mountain hole and do a orcfu demonstration

>>488598
Action: Send in the whole army to investigate the rumblings. Metal armor and spears. We're not sending in two gobbos, but as many as we can muster with torches so we can see. They'll be our rescue squad to get the dragon out, so have miners to dig out the rocks too while laying supports.
Tech: Make mining helmets by shaping the metal to protect gobbo heads, these helmets will be used by the army too.

>>488604
So... we can ignore him.


Fire spike rocks and safe indoor fires for winter?

>>488613
agreed

>>48859
YES! I'm actually on in time!
ACTION: Using ourearth spells, make a deep crack in the ground around our wall. Now we have a moat. Should we fill it with water?
CULTURAL: Encourage girls to do archery if they haven't already. Not only will this double our armed force, the boys will have competition and will improve.
If girls already do archery, encourage archery practise as a way to settle civil disputes.

OK elves since winter is coming we should get around to making fire.

Then we can use the fire and animal skin o make blankets.

We also need more wind and earth magic.
>>488602
So what order do we do that in.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>488607
PERFECT
>>488561
so
full fledge attack on elves?
going back to >>488511
we already know flaming spike rocks
so 1st action - use those rocks to smash their wall pillars (even if they get stuck cause of shit roll we'll be able to climb on them across the wall)
and 2nd action - attack elves with everything we got?

>>488615
see >>488621

we have few more turns to get ready to winter. if to attack - attack now, and spend 1-2 of pre-winter turns on winter stuff

>>488614
Well, as much as that's a good idea, we have armor,and its basically the same thing. so i think we need to try and find some source of intense heating for winter.

>>488621
So one half stays back and fires rocks. The other half invades and allows elves to have bonuses?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>488604
if yes:
1. reinforce our huts with stones and grass (to make them harder to pierce and have some protection against the cold)
2. throw stones against the elves mud wall until it is shattered in pieces

>>488598
>>488613

>>488626
we have chest armor, but no helmets to protect from cave ins like regular miners do
We can get our heating later from the dragons and sealing off our caves for the winter, but right now, the rumblings are our top priority.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>488624
Fair point. I wont bitch this time. We need our 20 dead for Brock

>>488620
I think that staying warm is a higher priority then camouflage.

>>488626
We live underground. Temp wont change too much.

>>488602
Yeah, that's a good idea. Should we do that now, or later. Because we have a few turns until winter. What do you think of
>>488617 By the way. I can see the water become less useful in winter, so... Just cracks maybe? They'll have to jump across if they want any leeway.
Also, because winter is coming up, and the forest will be much harder to burn, they will have to attack now, if they are gonna.
P.S. THANK YOU so much for saying my actions.

what is our turn?

>>488598
Still looks like I'm the only dragon so do this incase none show up.

Culture:Just have the seer try to learn to manipulate earth aka earthbending so rocks wont be a danger for us.

Action:SEND IN THE BOSS DRAGON and 2 other dragons to finally deal with the rescue and the rumbling.

>>488627
> allows elves to have bonuses?
how?
nah, if we'd used for attack only one action - then yeah, we'd attacking in half force
I propose to use both action. with first we fire as much rocks as we can at wall - either break them or make enough rocks nearby to climb them
THEN as 2nd action we use everyone to attack elves.
>>488635
well at least I dropped ROCK RIDING at this time, you agree on above ^ ?
>>488630
tough luck
>>488640
not poison

>>488615
ha not so soon

>>488639
I think that water magic can still be useful. It will freeze into ice but that is going to work to our advantage. We can make the paths Ivey which will retard the barbarians if they try to move into our forest.

>>488639
>>488637
Ok so this turn.

Wind magic and make fire

Next turn earth magic and use fire plus animal skin to make leather and furs.

>>488644
I was hoping to light forest on fire..m maybe if we crit? I dunno. But yes. I agree. We have aim, armor and sheilds now at least

>>488644
ugh okay
>>488627
we can swim?

also why can elves just pray for something and receive it, we have to kill 20 people for some :(

>>488652
Elf and elf god are pussies. And their magic is solely to defend the forest. If they left the forest, they wouldnt have bonuses, which is what i attempted to explain

>>488633
this

>>488649
Can't we swap it around? Winter is two turns away (serious meta gaming btw) so if ee get blankets next turn then it won't matter.
However, an attack is imminent. If we prepare defenses this turn, and they attack next turn, then we are still prepared. If they attack this turn, and we prepare defenses next turn, then we die.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>488655
okay so what do? another attack and what?
also throwing a rock for lighting them on fire

>>488663
So pray for better earth magic then cover the river banks with spiky vines to make it harder for humans to cross.

>>488649
I think we could dedicate this turn solely to prepare for the fight. We could use our small earthquakes all together to make cracks in front of e wall, then fill them with water. We could also place some archers behind the wall, to snipe humies that get through

>>488665
There ya go! Light them up!

>>488670
Why don't we place people on the pillars to attack hummies that get shot while crossing vine bank.

So we can shoot more.

>>488651
>I was hoping to light forest on fire..m maybe if we crit?
that would be perfect, yes
confirming turn then

>>488598
Barbarians turn:
1st action : use as big as possible spikey fire rocks to throw via big slingshot at elf's walls, targetting gaps in between pillars for massive damage to pillars and forest behind it. With crit chance to set it all on FIRE.

2nd action : attack elves with everything we got, using hole in the pillar wall from action 1 to move in (or if hole didn't happen, use our own rocks as ladder to get on top of the wall and then proceed to attack). Some particularry accurate barbarians walk behind barbarians with shields and fire with slingshot at every elf or on something flammable with smaller fire rocks
MORE BLOOD FOR BROCK, MORE SKULLS FOR BROCK

>>488666
No, we USE our earth magic. Create tremors in the ground, and fill with water. If Barbs can't swim, they drown. If they can, we use our magic to create whirpools in the water and drown them..

>>488665
>>488673
does that do? >>488676

if elves or humans want to hire the orcish mercenaries just say so ;)

>>485508
Like this.

>>488678
There is a river between us and the barbarians to begin with.

>>488678
I don't think we have whirlpools.
We don't only shoot water.
We should get around to praying for water manipulation.

question, does anyone hate gobbo's? i know some hate dragons.

>>488690
sssh shorty sshh

>>488690
No one hates gobbos.
They didn't do anything.
Except maybe hummies.
But they hate everybody.

>>488689
If we place archers on the pillars, i think the rocks would kill them

>>488690
hey be quiet you little shit

>>488690
I think the orcs might hate you. That is if they know you exist.

>>488681
Yea buddy

>>488696
We dont know they exist

>>488693
Maybe use earth manipulation to make river deeper then put ones on the banks and in the water.

>>488686
Hollup.
O shit ur right! Set mages at the edge of the forest (near the river) to make thorny banks. When their guards(of course they have guards) see the humies trying to swim, they start drowning them, and shooting them.
Then they get to the wall. While they try and get over the thorns, all while being shot, and then the wall, and then they have to actually fight us in the forest. And if they light the forest on fire, we can just get a mage to concentrate rain on that spot. It's perfect.

>>488697
can we swim?

>>488698
i think we know you exist cause we watched and rolled for enjoyment of your battles... idk though, im jut gana shut up till needed.

>>488693
Also, since it is i that suggested our wall, i shall rename myself

>>488703
Enjoyment rolls aren't canon

>>488702
We raided twice before and it didnt effect things.

>>488703
You might know of us if the dragons told you about us. We only know about humans and elfs

>>488702
Everybody that lives near the river can swim

>>488702
we attacked elves before normally
we can either swim or found a place to go thru river
or we just throw enough rocks on river so we can cross using them

So for culture, what do we do?
A: Encourage girls to learn magic.
B: Encourage girls to learn archery.
C: Encourage people to settle disputes with archery.
D: Encourage open relationships.
E: If we have the tech, encourage women (do we have traditional gender roles) to make white clothes.

>>488707
but this time we will be shot :)

>>488713
I say E. Just because it's the most useful as of right now.

>>488714
we have shields and armor now

>>488713
Every elf knows magic and archery.
We're progressive hippies.
So we can learn a new magic.

And archery for disputes sounds like hummies and their rock throwing.

So let's have priestess pray for more earthbending.

>>488721
Just a heads up, since all the elves have been doing is upping defenses, their home turf bonus is pretty dang high

And for action:
A: Make clothes/blankets
B: Make a huge crack around the forest, like a moat without water.
C: Make a moat with water.
D: Send mages with guards to create thorns around the edge of the forest, like walking over barbed wire.
E: Place guards on top of pillars. (This could go with D)

>>488728
what can possibly go wrong

>>488728
Can we have an idea of when the citadel will be done?

>>488729
We shouldn't place the archers on top of the pillars, the rocks will just kill them

>>488725
Why earthbending? What's your plan?
I'm just confused about that particular element.

>>488732
everything
>>488721
ever tried swimming with stones as armor? not to mention the big fucking shields we would have to carry, lets just let the fire do the work...and use the other action for something else..

>>488729
If anything we should reinforce the wall and make it thicker. Make another layer behind the current one in a checkerboard type pattern so stuff like this>>488472 doesn't happen.

>>488736
If nothing goes wrong. Aaaabout 10 turns counting from this one.

Note that if you don't specify the ATHESTICSSS, the citadel will just look like a huge cave but with huge spiky pillars to live in

>>488737
Okay, so what do you vote for?If D gets a vote, I'll change mine to D, but for now I'm voting
>>488729
A

>>488729
Place barbed wire around the forest and river bank.

Let them suffer.
>>488738
Humans only have rock tools armor and stuff.

It'll give us a big advantage

>>488739
I already tried explaining that. Nothing gets thru to him unless we die

>>488739
>he can't swim with armor on
wuss
and you call yourself a man

>>488741
We already specified ages ago when we worked on it after we started the project so were good.

>>488745
what doesn't kill us completely - makes us stronger

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>488745
okay so lets ignore him then... the catapult plan is a go I think but the other turn we can use for making a damn in the river and leading it through the forest

>>488751
You prove that statement wrong a lot.

How about an unrelenting barrage of fire stones on their forest?

>>488749
gobos, having small hands and bodies all things compared to drago's can make ornaments and such, while the drago's can make the big stuff, its a great team up.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>488757
too late, turn submitted, you wuss

>>488749
That was actually a hint to the fact that I have forgot what the specifications of how the citadel should look.

All I rememebr is taht there'd be a dragon statue

>>488764
>>488749
better get those details up again

>>488758
you are free to do that as next action if getting ready for winter is that unimportant

OKAY!
So for action, It seems like we want to reinforce defences.
ACTION: Create another layer of DIRT pillars, behind the gaps in the other wall. If we're allowed, two more layers of DIRT pillars. Then extend the vines to branch out across the ground around the forest and near the river.
CULTURAL: Pray for more earthbending. Sorry Hemp chewer and Donald.Diplomacy made its choice.

>>488762
I thought the retardness was roleplaying...

>>488769
Nope... 100% him

>>488769
naive

>>488768
It's all good. I like the turn we ended up with. And now even if the humans start climbing the wall, they will have a hell of a time with their heavy rock armour.

>>488773
Hummies you need to stop him or he'll make you extinct.

You haven't increased your population once.

We outnumber you.

>>488764
What I remember is there would be a load of engraving depicting gobbos and dragons along with some statues.

>>488774
it actually sounds like a good plan to you to swim with STONE armor and STONE shields while people are shooting poison arrows at us

>>488777
This just proves how us elves are better than the mexi- uhm... I mean, humans, yes.

>>488777
>I just want all other races be boring as our one
what else you do for fun
spreadsheets?
>>488782
I fail to see the problem

>>488782
Don't forget the banks are covered in thorny vines.

Have fun:
1. swimming across the river
2. Climbing over the thorns
3:Climbing over the Wall
4: Dodging pur arrows
WITH ROCK ARMOR

would setting up a type of governing be considered a action or cultrual? i think cult.

>>488790
Believe us. We know. -.-

>>488792
Culture

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>488773
pls we have to do something...he is clearly not serious and retarded. I suggest the dam plan

>>488792
it's cultural
what kind of government do you want?
I've wanted monarchy since the very beginning, but the other gobbos don't agree and wanted democracy.

>>488796
The turn is already submitted. We are fucked.

And we need to get ready for winter. We can do dams, but we also need insulation

>>488790
still more fun than all other races have been doing
>>488796
>chinese imageboard tabletop civ game in the middle of night
>be serious
nigga you wat

>>488799
well we have our rock armor so if we would just swim in a river it would clearly make everything so much better r-rght guys?

>>488797
how about a democratic-republic, you stay king or "President" and we get a say on what happens, while you get a bigger say.

>>488805
You are the only one who feels that way.

>>488797
>>488810
oh, also, here. we should use this site for a poll if you want.

http://www.strawpoll.me/

>>488806
JUST SWIM HARDER YOU WUSS
>>488812
EXILE ME INTO THEN INTO ANOTHER TRIBE
you get one action, I get one action.

Its like Christmas evening. Soon there will be dead barbarians at the base of our wall. Finally show those rock throwers a thing or two. I just can't wait until the massacre happens.

>>488810
ayy, we'd still be equal you know
I just want us to have a leader in charge that's strong

>>488805
>Still more fun
>More fun
>Fun
I didn't know dying en masse was fun.
I thought winning was.

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Elves still ahven't posted their recap

>>488821
>I thought winning was.
>notpaladin thread
>winning
only one winner here is him, newbie

>>488821
I think he's trolling my team -.-

>>488824
>>488768

>>488768
>>488824
We did

>>488817
and I? I think we have to solve things with votes the next time :) I know it goes against the rules that your autism has made for you but I think it would be better for all of us

>>488824
Oh. It's this >>488768

>>488824
THEY PASS TURN THEN
WE CAN'T WAIT FOREVER

>>488827
That much i can agree with

>>488830
YOu gotta link the recap to his post though >>488598

>>488831
you need to overthrow rock throwing culture with that to replace it with voting system
AND I'LL NOT LET YOU MAKE THAT HAPPEN
at least I hope so

>>488768
>>488598

>>488598
ACTION: Create another layer of DIRT pillars, behind the gaps in the other wall. If we're allowed, two more layers of DIRT pillars. Then extend the vines to branch out across the ground around the forest and near the river.
CULTURAL: Pray for more earthbending

Done, and done

>>488840
he clearly has a hard time distinguishing reality from fantasy

>>488831
We can change political system and everything after the winter prep

Any tribes have openings?

>>488859
I only have one guy