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>I have decided to make an idea. What if you could play along in a movie like an RPG then ruin it for the fun of it or maybe if you could send a character or anything else to another movie and crash it in here. Sounds fun, yes? It's like Film Reroll, but with an extra spice in it.

You are Ralph, the main antagonist of the game Fix-It Felix, who recently had turned 30 this year.

You are in a villain meeting in the Pac-Man game; from there, the bad guys are having fun chatting and introducing themselves to each other.

But for you, you have an announcement to say after your introduction.

What would say? "I'm no longer going to be the bad guy anymore." just like the film or something else?
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I am waiting for your response.
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>>484582
>"Remember, guys: A penny saved is worth two in the bush."
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>>484630
The villians then clapped and cheer over your motional speech. "Well done, Ralph!" Eggman said, "Your speech is so beautiful, it made me tear up a bit." Eggman sniffs a bit and then he sobs like a big crybaby and then he blows his nose on Bison's Cape.
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>>484694
>"Speaking of Bush. Has anyone seen him?"
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>>484703
>Speaking of Bush. Has anyone seen him?
"You Mean the President?" Bison asked.
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>>484717
No actually, the grunge band.
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>>484723
Everybody then laughs. "Haha, that's a good one, ralph!" rhino said.
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I'm waiting for your responce
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Please respond, I do not want to let this fun quest die out.
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>>484734
Leave before the meeting's over for no reason
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>>484913
"Hey, Ralph! Where are you're going?" The Demon said, "Have you ever said anything else before you go?"
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I'm waiting for your response (Again)
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>>484953
>oh yeah and im not a bad guy any more imma save the princess this time
>also nobody likes you satan
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>>485012
As you leave the meeting, everybody was in shock just because of what you had just said.

Before Ralph leaves Pac-man he decided to take a cherry because he was feeling a little hungry for a snack, then he heads off to the game center.

>If anybody wanted to continue the quest, go right ahead. Knock yourselves out. If not, I will archive this thread as an intro for the first movie crashing quest.
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You people are fucking retards.
I mean 100% autistic retards.

Wreck it Ralph quest, what an absolute fucking joke.
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>>485051
Hey! Stop mocking this quest. We will get to the crashing of the other movies part later. Now watch your mouth and be patient, we will get to this part later.
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>>485051
Don't say anything if you don't have anything nice to say, Anon.

>>485046
I'm not sure how I should respond since I've never seen the movie.

Game center? Why not go to the gym to lift and let off some steam?
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>>485097
>I've never seen the movie.
You never saw the movie yet?
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>Anyways, let's continue the quest.

As the tram arrives in the Game Central Station. you get off and heads to the Tapper arcade game.

But, it seems to be aware that, if you bypass the entrance if you stole something from a video game, the security will give you a ticket or worse, going to the video game jail.

Will you bypass the entrance without being detective?

It's time to roll dice for your chance of luck.

The dice format is 1d45 and the choices can be randomly picked by the number, the choices are:

1-25: Get caught by the security and get a ticket.

26-45: Successfully bypass the security barrier in disguise.
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I waiting for your response.
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Rolled 42 (1d45)

>>485579
Ooc: be patient OP. Badgering responses will make people not wanna play.
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>>485636
>Badgering responses will make people not wanna play.
Sorry.

>Back to the Quest.
You have decided to sneak out the barrier in disguise by wearing a coat with the berry stuffed inside in his pocket. The idea worked, and you continue to head to Tapper, but first you've have to go back to your game to see what Fix-It Felix Jr. is up to...

>Ralph has gained the ability to stealth through any type of security without getting caught. You can now play Felix as a playable character aside to Ralph and also Either Q-Bert or Dig-Dug. Would you like to proceed the Quest?
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>>485639
>As in, would you like to continue?
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>Since there is no response, I feel like continuing the quest from here.

As you go home, you have seen the cast Q-Bert and Dig-Dug standing around homeless and sad with the sign saying "Game unplugged, please help! Thank you"

What would you do to help those poor homeless video game characters?
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It's your turn. And I'm sorry that I turn off many people by my badgering responses
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>>484630

BITCHES LEAVE
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This is the best quest ever.
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>>486733
Is it? Wanna play in the quest? I have wroted a response here: >>485754
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>>486955
And I'm sorry for my grammar mistakes, please forgive me.
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>>485754
Squat
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>>487210
You squashed Q-Bert and hurt him, making him cry like a river. "Hey! That's not very nice to him!" Dig Dug said.
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>>488258
Squat
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>>488260
"Ow!" Dig Dug yelled, "Okay, that's it brute! Guys, get em'!" The cast of Q-Bert and Dig-Dug started to attack him. As the result, you have a black eye, a few bruises and also your cherry got stolen because you are a bad guy.

>Ralph has now gained a pesonality as a jerkoff.
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>>488281
Squat.
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As you enter the Fix-It Felix game. You have been detected by the security barrier.

As the alarm was triggered, the security officer shows up. "Name please." He asked.
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>>488309
Squat the officer.
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>>488318
You can't, he's a hologram. If you try to attempting to harm him like a real person, he will arrest you.
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>>488343
Squat hologram.
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>>488365
Haha, very funny. The officer wants your name please, not squatting people.
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>>488408
Squat someone else.
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>>488418
Are you in a squatting mood? The officer is waiting impatiently are you still didn't respond yet.
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>>488519
Oops, Grammar error. Sorry for my mistakes.
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>>488519
As a matter of fact, I am in a squatting mood.
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>>488532
Alright then, but this is a warning to you if you take that kind of mood too far.

You tried to attack the officer violently, but that didn't work. As the result, the officer has put you a ticket for being so hostile, "This is going to be your only warning, Ralph. Try to attack me or it's 5 weeks in jail." The officer said.

He then vanishes out of thin air, making you cotinue through the hallway and enter the Fix-It Felix game via the tram.
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>>488567
Time to squat.
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>>488606
You have arrived at your home, where a celebration is happening at the appartment with fireworks shootind up the sky with the words "We love you, Felix."

It means one thing, the party is starting without you. Would you look at the window to see what's happening in here or would you visit just for a quick chat?
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>>488661
Squat outside the house.
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>>488730
You have decided to raid the apartment to crash the party because you are completely jealous of Felix being the hero
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>>488748
Squat Felix.
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Meanwhile, Felix's Neighbors are having a good time celebrating the game's 30th anniversary.

"Happy anniversary, Felix!" said the guy in the tuxedo.
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>>488766
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>>488772
I will not be satisfied until I squat everyone in that building.
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>>488766
OOC: Haha, now this is going funny here. I am laughing at you making ralph go on a squatting rampage. LOL. But please don't take this so seriously here, folks.
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>>488783
OOC: LOL. That's real funny here, dude.
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>>488772
OOC: Remember what I have said earlier that you can now play as Felix if you join in the game? >>485639

Well it's your response, go ahead.
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>>488784
>>488791
I see that you misunderstand. Here's a detailed graph on what I'm attempting to portray.
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>>488807
Felix should squat
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>>488815
This nigga knows what's up. Swap to Felix and squat the statue.
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>>488841
>>488815
Agreed
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>>488811
OOC: That's Squatting?
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>>488847
That's squatting, yup.
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>>488847
It's what these fuckers should be doing.
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>>488847
OOC: So, Ralph is feeling like Exercising, eh? Sounds like he should use Felix as some kind of exercising weight. This one should be fun, hehe.
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>>488847
Do you even use google like holy shit
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>>488872
>Squatting
Is it a exercise or an action of occupying an abandoned or unoccupied area of land–or a building, usually residential—that the squatter does not own, rent or otherwise have lawful permission to use?
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>>488968
OP, what's your main languague?
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>>488968
The first one. Now get to it.
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>>488968
You literally just fucking said it, don't be a retard.
>>488869
Chop chop. I don't have all day to derail this thread.
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>>489010
Hey horsefucker. You lose all right to give someone else shit the moment you frequent /mlp/.

Your autism transcends anyone else's
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>>488975
>>489000
>>489010
>>489068
Sorry, I was just saying.
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>And Now, back to the quest where we left off, at the party.
>>488772
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>>489181
Have Felix squat the guy in the tuxedo.
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>>489207
Felix, having a fun time partying, then decided to lift the guy in the tuxedo then uses it as a weight by squatting like a hot sexy man.

>Felix had earned an interest as a party animal.
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>>489317
Who else is at the party? How squat-able are they?
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>>489350
The many other people started to raise hands saying "ME!" or I"m squat-able!" as they beg to get squatted.
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>>489401
Squat them.
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>>489405
So Felix decided to squat the people one-by-one as they laugh and cheer. The fun had lasted awhile until one man had seen you in the door.
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>>489451
Have Ralph squat Felix to assert dominance.
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>>489455
You came close to Felix, then you lifted him, squatted a couple of times before you throw Felix out in the window.

Making the people gasp in shock and screamed on top of their lungs
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>>489483
Squat. Every. Single. One of them.
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>>489483
"You've had thrown him out of the window!" The Lady in Purple Flamingo Clothes Said. "How could you, Ralph!" The Guy in Sailors Clothing Said.
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>>489495
SQUAT. THEM. ALL.
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>>489496
>>489489
The people had started running and screaming in panic as your squatting rampage ensues.

People had tried to run out the door and call for help but you had to squat everyone in the room and then throw them out of the window to their doom.

Some people made it out, while most of them didn't. As you had finally crashed the party with your own destructive squats.

>You have gained a profession, A Squatting Berserker.
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>>489523
>You have gained a profession, A Squatting Berserker.

WE FINALLY GETTIN SOMWHERE HERE!
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>>489523
Nice, finally making progress.

Let's start squatting in other games.
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>>489563
After you have crashed the party with your rampant squats, you have decided to relax, take a beer or two and have some chit-chat at the Tapper game.

"So what do you want here for your order, Ralph?" Said the Tapper Bartender.
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I've been following since the start and had a vision I outlined in thread 1.


We need to get our money first. Money is power. And if we make these bets right, and safely, then we have the ability to feasibly become rich.

Once we have this money it is easy as fuck to multiply with our knowledge of business and industry

We start up an investment of sorts, maybe a brothel, a factory, something. And while we now have passive income coming to us, we'll just get richer.

Money = Manpower = Spy Network = Us being a powerful player of the game
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>>489811
OOC: That was an interesting theory/vision indeed. Anyway, I have written a response here: >>489765
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>>489898
Squat Tapper.
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>>489811
Holy fuck.

We could even get a REAL body and squat REAL people.

>>489765
Squat Tapper.
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>>489931
>>489905
You tried to squat the bartender but he stayed away from your strong hand. "Oh no, you are not trying to squat me, ralph." said the barbtender "I said, what do you want here for your order. Not try to come here and squat me."

There are other options other than squatting, would you like to take the dice to see either to squat him or order a beer and have some conversations?
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>490201
SQUAT.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>490201
Squat him.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>490201
S Q U A T
Q
U
A
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>>490201
>"Oh no, you are not trying to squat me, ralph." said the barbtender
My sides. Holy shit.
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>>490581
I DESIRE SQUATTING ON THE BARTENDER THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN
SUCH A SQUAT WAS PREDICTED IN THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS
ALAS, DO ANY MORTAL EYES, EARS, KR TONGUES DARE FEAST THEMSELVES UPON SAID SQUAT?
MANY SAY NAY, BUT NONE CAN KNOW FOR SURE...
UNTIL NOW...
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>>490222
>>490507
>>490581
>>490893

Because you can't stand to try and squat the bartender, you did it anyway.

"AAAAHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RALPH?!" The bartender screamed "I TOLD YOU DO NOT TRY TO SQUAT ME!"

You lifted him, squatted the bartender a few times before you had thrown him up to the ceiling, making him injured over your addiction of squatting.

>Ralph had earned a character development, A guy who tries to stay away from his addiction of squatting everyone.
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>>491125
Is there a support group we can go to for this?
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>>491125
Surge protector police arrest him
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>>491141
Ryu helped the bartender from the ceiling and he cried out "POLICE!"

Panicked, you tried to think out a plan to avoid the police.

It's time to roll your chance to avoid the police

1-20, 50-100: Get Arrested.

30-49: Try to Hide
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>491148
Pretty high-ass DC there
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>>491149
Ouch
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>>491148
Wait, what does rolling between 21-29 do?
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>>491152
You get away i assume.

>>491148
Once arrested we switch to Qbert
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>>491149
Because you rolled the lowest number, unfortunately, you have been arrested and sent to video game jail where there was nothing to squat at and the prisoners are locked inside on other rooms, including bubzy the bobcat.

But fortunately, since you have you strong hands to break out of prison, but only with luck chance would tell if you roll 1d100 to get from this dirty prision.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>491154
Awe. I wanted a prison break from the outside. But okay.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>491154
6 is the lowest number? Could have sworn there were five lower.
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>>491155
You slammed the prison once...

>>491157
...and twice, with the combined numbers that you have rolled, the prison walls was instantly broke. you have succeeded to escape from the jail.

>You can switch roles as Q-Bert and Felix now.
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>>491160
Q-Bert has the getaway cart ready to escape back to hos own game
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>>491160
Squat the getaway cart.
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>>491160
Meanwhile, back in the Fix-It Felix Jr. game, felix was repairing the damage that ralph had done eailer. as the arcade is starting to open, a tram has arrived from the station.

Would like to find out who is in the tram?
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>>491164
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>>491164
Yes.
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>>491166
It was Q-Bert who was riding in the tram. He wanted to you something, Felix.
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>>491161
>>491164
I guess it wasnt a choice lol

>>491172
What is it?
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>>491172
Forgot to say "He wanted to tell you something, Felix." Sorry for the error.
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>>491172
Ask him why the fuck he isn't in the getaway cart.
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>>491177
Right!?!
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>>491173
He told you that Ralph had recently arrested due to harming the bartender and was sent to jail for his crimes. Later he also told you that long after he got into jail, he escaped and went to hero's duty, as he had just went turbo after he had escaped from jail.
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>>491178
>>491177
I have wrote the response here: >>491179
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>>491179
Ask him why Ralph would want to go Turbo when all he ever wanted to do was squat. This is completely against his established character development.
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>>491182
He told you that not only he could squat it but also use his hands to wreck stuff (Hence that he is Wreck-It Ralph after all.), and the reason he went turbo because he is sick and tired of being the bad guy and he wanted to become a good guy by getting a medal.
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>>491189
Pretty appropriate Q-Bert came in on a literal railroad.
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>>491195
Felix, now worried about ralph, have decided to look for him before the arcade opens.

Otherwise, their game will be unplugged and lose their home forever.

>You can go back to play Ralph now, he is in hero's duty and also you can play as Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun, so in total, there are 5 playable characters in this quest right now and we are getting close to getting ready to wreck other movies. After a few moves and turns, you can now decide to send a character or two to send on to other movies to crash with.
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>>491206
Ralph must squat the bugs in Hero's Duty
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>>491206
Felix and Qbert join forces to find Ralph
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>>491208
Seconded
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>>491208
Um, you have a gun to shoot bugs. If you try to squat many bugs as possible, you will not survive the game. So squatting is not an option.
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>>491208
>>491209
Why not both?

Also Felix and Qbert have a good cop bad cop relation
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>>491212
Squat the gun.
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>>491212
Spray and pray steal the medal
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>Let's continue the quest from here.

You have arrived at hero's duty, wearing soldier armor that you stole from a cowardly soldier and had a gun with your hands. The arcade is about to open and the quarter is already dropped in.

You are ready to kick some ass and get your chance to become a good guy.

Are you prepared to fight against the evil cybugs?
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>>491225
Nah. Your ready to poop yourself
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>>491225
Between game sessions, Ralph climbs the game's central beacon and collects the medal, accidentally hatching a Cy-Bug, one of the game's enemies. It clings to Ralph as he stumbles into an escape pod that launches him out of the game. Meanwhile, with Ralph missing, a girl reports to arcade-owner Litwak that Fix-It Felix, Jr. is malfunctioning. Since broken games get unplugged, leaving their characters homeless, Felix searches for Ralph.

Ralph crash-lands in Sugar Rush, a kart-racing game. As he searches for his medal, he meets Vanellope von Schweetz, a glitchy character who takes the medal and uses it to buy entry into a race. King Candy and the other racers refuse to let Vanellope participate, claiming she is not really part of the game. Ralph helps Vanellope build a kart. At her home in Diet Cola Mountain, an unfinished racing course, he discovers she is a natural racer.

Back in Hero's Duty, Felix meets Calhoun, who warns that the Cy-Bugs can take over any game they enter. As the pair searches for Ralph and the Cy-Bug in Sugar Rush, they separate when Felix, enamored with Calhoun, inadvertently reminds her of her fiancé, who had been killed by a Cy-Bug in her backstory. Calhoun finds hundreds of Cy-Bug eggs underground, and Felix becomes imprisoned in King Candy's castle during his search for Ralph.

Desperate, King Candy hacks the game's code to retrieve Ralph's medal and offers it to Ralph, explaining that letting Vanellope race would be disastrous for both her and the game. Fearing for Vanellope's safety, Ralph wrecks the kart and returns to his own game, but finds that everyone has evacuated, expecting the game to be unplugged in the morning. Discovering Vanellope's image on the Sugar Rush cabinet, Ralph realizes she is an intended part of the game, not a glitch.

Ralph returns to Sugar Rush, finds Felix and Vanellope, and asks Felix to fix the wrecked kart. As the race proceeds, the hatched Cy-Bugs attack and Felix, Calhoun, and Ralph battle them. When Vanellope catches up to King Candy, her glitching reveals that he is actually Turbo, a rogue character from an old game, Turbo Time, who sabotaged a newer game out of jealousy, causing both to be unplugged. Vanellope escapes from Turbo, who is consumed by a Cy-Bug. The group flees the doomed game, but Vanellope finds she cannot pass through the exit. Calhoun says the game cannot be saved without a beacon to attract and kill the Cy-Bugs.
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Ralph heads to Diet Cola Mountain, where he plans on collapsing its Mentos stalactites into the cola at the bottom, causing a blinding eruption that would attract the bugs. Before he can finish, Turbo, merged with the Cy-Bug that had consumed him, attacks and carries Ralph away. Ralph breaks free and dives toward the mountain, intending to sacrifice himself to start the eruption on impact. Vanellope in turn uses her glitching abilities to save Ralph. The eruption starts and draws the Cy-Bugs and Turbo to their destruction. Vanellope crosses the finish line, restoring her memory and status as Princess Vanellope, the game's ruler and lead character, while keeping her advantageous glitching ability. Felix and Ralph return to their game in time for Litwak to see it still works, sparing it from being unplugged. Calhoun and Felix marry, and the characters of Fix-It Felix, Jr. gain a new respect for Ralph.

There, finished it.
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>>491229
>>491230
Hold your horses, we're not ending this quickly. We have still lots of crashing here to do. Don't be inpatient, alright?
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>>491237
>Alright, with that statement done, let's continue this quest.

As you are joined the soldiers, the game is about to begin.

As the game starts, a woman general is walking towards the soldiers as she give a statement.

>If you are playing as Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun, now's the time to respond.
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>>491227
OOC: Haha, that's funny.
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>>491214
>Felix and Qbert have a good cop bad cop relation
OOC: That would work in the quest.
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>>491238
OOC: I have written a response here: >>491238
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>>491238
Calhoun: Alright, maggots! We need to get this done so I can my brazilian wax done before the next quarter drops in!

Ralph: Where do we find the medal though?
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>>491246
Then the robot approached the general face-to-face as you have prepared to go out shooting bugs and get the medal to become a hero.

It's time to roll the die to survive hero's duty or prepare to get owned.

Role your die to get prepared for battle.

1-19: You are nervous and afraid of what's going to happen in this task.

20-30:Use your bravery to shoot, smash, and squat your way to victory.

31-50: Cheat your way to victory by smashing bugs as fast as possible.
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>>491260
OOC: Be prepared, because get to gain experience and level up from shooting the cybug and earn new professions, skills, personallities and more. Good luck!
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Rolled 16 (1d50)

>>491260
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>>491271
Your moment of excitement had turned into a moment of nerve as you saw too many cybugs around in this area.

1-30: Try to shoot many bugs as possible

31-60: Try to be brave and smash and shoot many bugs as possible.

Once you rolled the decision you will roll 2 dies to see how bugs you will shoot and also how brave enough to get through the game.

Kills Die (2d100 or 500)

Courage Die (1d100)
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Rolled 15 (1d60)

>>491299
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Rolled 82, 24 = 106 (2d100)

>>491299
>>491303
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>491299
ROLLING TO SQUAT EVERY BUG
RELEASE OUR HIDDEN POWER
THE SQUAT WRECKER
KILL THEM WITH OUR SQUATS
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>>491314
Welp
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>>491305
You have started shooting the cybugs and so far you have killed 82 so far.

Courage: 24
Your courage was pale as you have started to panic from the madness of hero's duty.

1-45: Run away and scream like a girl.
46-75: Keep shooting more cybugs

If you roll the 2nd option, continue to roll the 2 dies for your kills and courage.
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Rolled 8 (1d60)

>>491318
Second option, but kill them with squats
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>491318
>>491322
SQUAT
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>>491322
You a pussy bro
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>>491322
>Rolled 8 (1d60)
OOC: Ouch.

Because there were too many bugs, you run away in cowardly as the madness proceeds wreak havoc as you head towards the robot and sceamed atop of your lungs to the player.
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>>491362
OOC: Oh boy, Sergeant Tamora isn't proud of you now. LOL.
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>>491362
Calhoun smacks Ralph with her gun
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>>491373
What would you to him for going on a cowardly panic from the cybugs.
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>>491379
Sorry for the grammar error. I mean "What would you say to him for going on a cowardly panic from the cybugs.
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>>491379
Smack him, give pep talk, give him +30 confidence to rolls
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>>491384
Calhoun smacks you after your cowardly ran away in fear and she give a little pep talk of what the game really is.

>Ralph have +30 confidence to rolls and also added 150 experience from shooting the cybugs.
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Rolled 51 + 30 (1d60 + 30)

>>491395
Go back to fighting
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>>491405
After a little pep talk, she goes back to the base while you have another way to get the medal by climbing up the tower where the medal lies.
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>>491486
Squat up the tower
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>>491486
Meanwhile, as Calhoun returns to the base, she heard a clank.

Meaning that someone was here. The soldiers are up in arms and ready to attack for intruders.

>This is where Felix and Q-Bert Come in.
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>>491530
OOC: The reason two characters come in because this guy here because it has an interesting concept to make the character development go further.

One Guy suggests that:
>Felix and Qbert have a good cop bad cop relation
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OOC: I have written a response here, you know: >>491530
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This quest has some serious lack of squatting.
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>>491640
Quest? It sounds more like we're watching a very slow screening of the movie while yelling "squatting" a the screen. But alas, the screen will not listen, and the movie continues uninterrupted.
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>>491656
OOC: Are you going to respond with this one that I wrote? >>491530

I promise that it would have more squatting a little later, aright?
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>>491530
The pair should enter and try their best to explain that they are not a threat.
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>>491746
OOC: Hello? Is everybody's home.
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>>491813
>>491812
OOC: Oh, never mind. Just asking that if anybody's home. Sorry.
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>>491812
"We are not threats, we come in peace!" Felix yelled. What would the soldiers do?

1-50: They falsely attacked them by accident.

51-100: They put down their guns in a false alarm because it was just someone who came here to ask a question.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>491840
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>491840
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>>491845
>>491849
"Hold your fire, it's just some kid and his pet... Whatever he is." Calhoun said. "What do you want here, boy?"
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>>491886
"I want to squat."
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>491886
Rape her.
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>>491886
Try to explain what's going on to her. Don't rape or squat.

Qbert can back you up on this
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>>491896
>>491899
"Not so fast, buddy." Calhoun said "Try to fuck me or squat me or I will shoot you for free."

1-45: You do it anyway.
46-100: Ask her where ralph is.
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>>491916
Good plan.
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>>491886
>>491916
"Um, yes ma'mm, we are asking you where Ralph is?" Felix Said, "Q-Bert, Explain this situation."
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>>491975
Q-Bert does his best to explain. Hopefully she speaks his language.
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>>491975
If one of the players is playing Q-Bert, it's your response.
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>>491975
<@#?%!>

(This is Q-bert-ese for "Squatting is my passion")
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>>491975
S-S-SQUAT HER!
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>>491993
"You mean that Ralph went turbo without any explanation or permission?!" Calhoun replied.
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>>492049
Say "That's right Ma'am"

Then Q-Bert wanders off, distracted by some lights.
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>>492049
Hang on, why would someone ever get permission to go Turbo? Isn't going Turbo inherently against any kind of permission? And who would be the one to give permission for that sort of thing?
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>>492093
Oops. That's an error.
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>>492059
"Alright then Felix, we will find him. But under one condition, No one will ever get left behind under my lead." Calhoun Said.
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>>492129
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>>492129
Kindly point out the Q-Bert is currently being left behind as he is wandering off.
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>>492129
>>492139
"Except for you, Q-Bert, you are free." Calhoun said
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>>492203
Q-Bert runs off, then. NEver to be seen again.

What's happening with ralph right now?
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>>492215
Ralph is squatting
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>>492261
Agreed.
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>>492215
>Q-Bert runs off, then. NEver to be seen again.
Until he returns.

>What's happening with ralph right now?
You were climbing the tower trying to get your chance to get the medal, and all thanks to your squats you climbed faster and faster like road runner and reached that destination.
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>>492203
Hey, GTQM, someone drew some fanart for your quest!
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God Tier, I just want you to know that we all appreciate what you're doing here. Thank you.
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>>492329
I knew the squats would help. Go get that fuckin' medal
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>>492333
Here's the first piece
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>>492338
>>492344

Marvelous!
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>>492329
When you had reached the top of the tower, you had seen the medal inside the center of the room.

But, in order to get the medal, you have to break through the window.

Roll your die to see how strong you would break a window.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>492381
Squat the glass
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>492381
Attempt to squat the glass.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>492381
Use your squats.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>492381
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>>492390
Don't forget to squat
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>>492338
>>492344
Wow, your drawings are well done. Good work!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>492381
squat
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More art.
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>>492431
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>>492397
GTQM, your quest has achieved a rating of +20 votes in the suptg archives. Youve gone gold, senpai.
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>>492449
>>492397
Good job, God Tier!
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>>492397
God Tier deserves drawing made for him
>>492431
Nice Drawing, would squat with.
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>>492397
>>492449
Congratulations God Tier!
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>>492397
Congrats God Tier!
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>>492449
Power on, GTGM
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>>492449
Good job, God Tier!
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>>492390
You have rolled the highest number than any other rolls that other people have done. You have successfully broke the window and proceeds to enter the room.

>Ralph has now gained the strength stronger than donkey kong.
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>>492535
What's in the room? Can we squat it?
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>>492535
Examine the room carefully.
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>>492535
Examine room, search for bars and weights.
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>>492547
You have proceeded to enter the room where the medal had lied in the center.

As you examined the room, it seems that there are many eggs in the room where the baby cybugs would hatch if you crushed it.

It's time for choices! Which way would you get if you tried to get across to receive a medal?

A. Use your squats to throw the eggs out of the tower.

B. Sneak past the eggs and try not to crush the eggs.

C. A little bit of both.

Please pick your choice and I will pick the winner of this choice by the most vote. Good luck, players!
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>>492653
>A. Use your squats to throw the eggs out of the tower.
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>>492653
A
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>>492653
A. Use your squats to throw the eggs out of the tower.
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>>492653
A, gotta use them squats.
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>>492653
S Q U A T
Q
U
A
T
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>>492653
A

Why is this even a choice
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>>492692
Be happy that GTQM is generous enough to grace us with choices. A great QM who's constantly improving.
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>>492709
Watch your mouth, don't mock the GTQM!
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>A, it is.
Using your superpower of squatting, You have lifted most of the eggs as possible, squatted a few times and then throw it out of the tower, making a path to get the medal.
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>>492729
I wasn't! I'm sorry GTQM!

>>492732
Get the medal. Squat the medal.
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>>492732
Squat medal.
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>>492732

>>492738
>>492750
This.
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>>492732
As you went up the stairs to achieve your medal, a hologram of the general had said congratulations for defeating the cybugs and also beating the game.

Just imagine the people would be cheering you for being a hero while also begging you to be squatted and be hailed as a hero, the possibilities of becoming famous is endless.

>You have upgraded your profession from a Squatting Berserker to becoming The Squatting Barbarian!
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>>492833
Squat the hologram
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>>492846
This
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>>492846
Thirded.
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Please consider this option.

>>492846
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>>492846
You tried to squat the hologram, but unfortunately, you can't. He is not alive you know. Just like the security officer.
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>>492939
Briefly contemplate upon your life and the purpose of your existence.
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>>492939
Climb to the top of the building, squatting
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As the celebration kept going, you have said "Thank you" or "It's been a pleasure hounoring me." as you proceed to exit the tower.

Now it's time to introduce a new gimmic.

It's time for a random events dice!

What it does is when you reach a moument to shine or anything in-between, two or more random event will show up.

You can not see the name of what event will happen, occiancianty one or more names of the event will be shown but most of the names will be hidden and it's up to the dice to see what suprises await.

1-25: ???
26-40: ???
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>>493048
So guess away and/or let the dice show your fate, players.
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OOC: Guys, it's your response. Let's do it.
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Rolled 31 (1d40)

>>493048
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>>493079
You have continued to celebrate your achievement with a breakout dance, but uh oh, you accidently stubbed your toe and then tripped; accidently hatching a baby cybug when you crush the egg with your body in the result of tripping, whoops!

>Ralph has gained a personality as also a clumsy ox.
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>>493160
OOC: And that's a big uh-oh.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>493160
Squat away
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>>493160
Is there some list of all our current personality/reputation descriptors?
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>>493196
OOC: Could you even make one?
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>>493178
You tried to squat the baby cybug, but in the result of your blunder, the baby has started to attack you starting with your face.

You struggled to get this cybug off from your face while also accidently crushing more eggs that hatch more babies.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>493252
Squat away
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>493252
>A 90 roll failed
Oh well, let's try to squat them again.
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>>493258
You tried harder and harder to take off the cybug and squat him, but unfortunately, you accidently got ended up sat on the seat of an enjection ship while you struggle to get the cybug off just squat it.

OOC: Uh oh, now what you have done! Now you are making more trouble now.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>493318
Squat the ejection ship on to get our of there
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>>493318
What roll would we have needed to succeed? Because we're rolling 80+ and 90+ here. Is the DC 100 on all of these?
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>>493321
As you try to get the baby off from your face, you had accidently press the launch button by your foot, setting off the ejection ship.

OH YES!!! IT'S TIME TO SEND A CHARACTER OFF TO ANOTHER MOVIE TO CRASH WITH BEFORE WE GO TO CANDY RUSH!

So, with this big part already is starting to set in place. I have decided to pick 3 movies to crash with before ending up to candy rush. These are..

1. Robin Hood (I'm gonna wreck king john!)
2. Alvin and the Chipmunks: THE SQEAKQUEL! (Just Imagine Ralph, killing cgi Alvin at high school just because he's annoying and an asshole. Now you understand about crashing this movie that everybody hated.)
3. Rock-a-Doodle (Ralph goes on trippy drug-fueled visit to the tale of Chantacleer with the owl duke that sounded like a Von Trapp in one of those 90s films that Don Bluth didn't like.)

So here are the 3 movies that had to be crashed by ralph before heading to candy rush.

Like the choices I mentioned eairler, I will pick the winner by the most votes.

Have fun, voting!
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>>493450
>1. Robin Hood (I'm gonna wreck king john!)
Medieval people don't protect themselves from our squats.
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>>493450
>1. Robin Hood (I'm gonna wreck king john!)

Go back to Medieval times and follow this advice >>489811
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>>493450
>>493455
>>493460
Anyone Else to Vote?
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>>493455
>>493460
Gonna have to go with these guys
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>>493465
>Nothing More? Good! Now let's enter sherwood and make King John suck his thumbs and cry out "Mommy!" Robin Hood, here we come!

As the ship launched from its bunker, Felix and Calhoun had seen the ship with ralph wearing the hero medal with a cybug stuck in his face, attacking him before the ship zipped it's way to the Game Center.
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>>493524
Let's get going to sherwood, GTQM.

We got squatting to do
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>>493524
Time to squat humble people.
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So GT, when are we going to crash Robin Hood? Are you busy sleeping or watching Wrecked it Ralph? It's okay if you are, we can wait.
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>>494177
Just a few moves before we arrive in Sherwood Forrest. Just like what I have said earlier, we have sent ralph to another movie before we head to candy rush.
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>>494197
Good to know. Keep it up, proud of you.
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The Ship then arrives at the game center where it went out of control, slamming a few wall and ceilings like a pinball game as other video game characters run for their lives from a runaway ship while you were trying to get the baby cybug off.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>494201
Rolling to remove cybug.
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>>494203
You tried your best to get the baby cybug off your face.

While the ship had entered a mysterious plug with no sign on top the hallway.
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>>494208
Ah, I see. This plug must be connected to one of the TV monitors in the Arcade instead of one of the arcade machines. So instead of going into video-games, we're going into the movie that's playing on the tv, right? Very interesting.
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>>494208
When the ship entered the mysterious plug you have succeeded to get the off from your face.

But then, it's gets worst. The baby had grown up into an adult and you can't see the controls with a cybug blocking its way.
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>>494212
Aw man, that's not good.
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>>494213
As the ship head towards to the end of the plug cable, you struggle to get the cybug off the controls so you would land safely without any damage. Then you saw a blue sky as it reaches to the end, then you saw a Forrest from above and then the ship had a splash landing on the pound as it reaches to the location.

You had landed into the country of Sherwood, England. Home of Robin Hood.

>We have made it to the world of Robin Hood. I will remind you that, since Wreck-It Ralph is a Disney Film and earlier I had said that we will make King John suck his thumbs and cry out "Mommy!", I am referring to 1973 adaptation of the tale that was released 9 years before the fictional game "Fix-It Felix Jr." came out and 39 years before the film came out.
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>>494222
Go walking through the forest.
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>>494222
Squat tree. We need to be ready.
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>>494223
As you were walking through the forest to find some signs of civilization or something interesting that had left behind, you have saw a parade of animals marching down road wearing medieval clothing with a carriage pulled by elephants.

Would you investigate what is going on?

>And also you can now play as Prince John and Sir Hiss if they wanted to join the game or switch playable charaters, so in total, there are 7 playable characters in this quest.
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>>494235
Squat Sir Hiss.
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>>494235
OOC: Are you going to respond?
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>>494235
>>494238
Squat Prince John
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In the Carriage, Prince John and Sir Hiss where very happy because of the joy of stealing other people's gold for his own greed with a lot of plans to get more money from poor hungry people like a sly douchebag and also loves to squat gold as one of his exercises.
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>>494235
>>494246
Ralph? Would you like to investigate what's going in the carriage?
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>>494246
Ralph investigates the carriage, but not before trying to squat it.
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>>494253
You came close to the carriage and decided to squat the carriage before investigating.

So you lifted the carriage, squatted a few times and then you threw the carrige to the trees while Prince John and Sir Hiss paniked and screamed like little girls.

Would you investigate now or fight off the guards?
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>>494263
Best to squat the guards first, then investigate.

The guards are big right? Should be a good workout.
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>>494268
You have decided to fight against Prince John's Guards as you squat, slam and bash your way through before you look at the carriage.

Now it's time for the combat dice, all you have to do is to roll 2 dices (2d100) to see how strong you will handle to take out an enemy or many enemies as possible while the other dice sees how strong the enemy/enemies will take you or allies down. (X (Hero/Party Strength) + X (Enemy Strength) = X (More [If the Hero/Party Strength number is higher than the Enemy Strength number] or Less [If the Enemy Strength number is higher than the Hero/Party Strength number] Experience points.))
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Rolled 35, 80 = 115 (2d100)

>>494277
Rolling
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>>494280
You charged towards the rhino guards as prepare for your attack, but then all of a sudden, the elephants are trying to pin you down as they do a body slam.

>You lost 115 xp, roll again, if your next hero's strength number was lower than the enemy's strength number, the combat would result in a defeat.
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Rolled 17, 43 = 60 (2d100)

>>494286

Come on Ralph, do those squats.
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>>494287
You tried to get up and squat the elephants, but alas, there was no use. You were pinned down by the guards.

>You had been defeated by the guards and lost 60 XP.
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>>494291
As you were pinned to the ground, King John and Sir Hiss climbed down from the trees and comes closer to you.
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>>494299
Kindly ask them if they like to be squatted.
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>>494299
>>494304
"Hello, stranger." said Prince John, "Would I mind talking to you for a sec?"
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>>494320
Ralph, would you tell him to ask what's going on here?
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>>494322
No, squat to assert dominance
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>>494328
Seconded.
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>>494328
You refused to talk to Prince John as you lifted him, squatted a few times and then you threw him on the ground and left him for dead.

"HISS! HISS!" Yelled Prince John, "HELP ME GET OFF FROM THIS HOLE! I'M STUCK!"

"Don't worry!" Sir Hiss replied "The Guards will save you!"

The Guards then pulled him out of the hole from the ground.

"Well, that man seems to play tough, eh?" Prince John said "I will show him how to play tough."

>Robin Hood, Little John, Maid Mairiam and Lady Kluck are now available as playable characters, in total, there are now 11 playable characters in this quest.
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>>494339
What's Lady Kluck up to?
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>494339
Squat Prince John


>Movie Crash End of Evangelion when?
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>>494340
>What's Lady Kluck up to?
We will get to it at a moment.

>Movie Crash End of Evangelion when?
Only if someone would take the task as a GM to host a Movie Crashers Quest on End of Evangelion, anyone would host a Movie Crashers Quest as The {Insert any Name here} GM.
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>>494339
>Alright then Back to the quest.
Meanwhile back in the game center, Felix and Calhoun came across the mysterious hallway that has no sign of a video game title.

"So, Ralph came into this place that no one had ever across before, eh? Well, that's the first time it happened." Calhoun said.
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>>494367
Looks like it. We should go in as well.
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>>494370
"But before we go in and investigate, I have something to say the cybugs." Calhoun said "Should I Explain it to you?"
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>>494375
Sure, go ahead. I'm interested in finding out how squatable they are.
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>>494376
She told you about the destructive nature of the cybugs and how they do once they're outside of hero's duty. "Once they are in a game outside of Hero's Duty, they will duplicate and eat the entire game like a virus!" Calhoun said.
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>>494398
Go on an adventure to squat 'em all
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>>494410
Agreed.
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>>494410
"Alright then, Felix. Let's go. Soldier, Give me the gun." Calhoun Said "And Felix, Take Q-Bert with you"

The Soldier Throws the gun to her and heads off with Felix and Q-Bert.
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>>494431
Can Q-Bert cuck Felix?
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>>494443
Oh please don't do that, Q-Bert had already did cucked someone before, disturbingly. And don't you mention that film with the P name or I will sware I'll cut you in half.
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>>494486
Maybe a little later, Alright?
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>>494486
I'm very sorry, God Tier. Let's keep looking for Ralph.
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>>494491
>Alright then let's go back to Sherwood where Ralph is in Nottingham. Also Did also mind you the the sherif is also playable?
Back in Sherwood, The Sherif was patroling around the town of Nottingham, looking for a poor person to steal money from.
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OOC: I wonder if there was fanart based on that discussion? >>494443
>>494486
>>494489
>>494491
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>>494566
There isn't yet, but I'm sure there will be.

>>494557
Squat the poor.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>494557
Have Ralph squat the Sheriff
>>494566
Not yet
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>>494574
>>494575
You came near the sheriff and lifted him. You decided to squat him, but the sheriff yelled "HEY! WHAT YA' DOING HERE STRANGER? WHAT DO YA WANT?"
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>>494596
Demand to know where you are, but don't stop squatting him.
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OOC: Also a Reminder that my quest is almost hitting 30 votes on the TINATE Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html
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>>494607
Congrats squat-kun!
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>>494602
"I'm just a Sherif! I take people's taxes for the prince!" The Sherif Said.

Then You squat him a few times. "WAIT!" The Sherif yelled "If you try throw me, The Prince will find me and then he will be firing me. Look bud, I have a bet for you, I'd challenge ya to a fight! If I win, I will take you to prision. If you win then I will promise I won't take those poor olde people's taxes no more." The sheriff crosses his fingers.
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>>494693
Sounds like a pretty good deal.
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>>494715
You have put him down and accepted his challenge.

"Alright then, let's begin" The Sherif said.

He draws his sword and prepares for a fight, it's time to pull out your fists and get ready to battle.

>Roll your combat dice to see who will attack first. If your Numbers where higher than the enemy's, you will gain 20+ Strength Bonus for your first attack.
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Rolled 45, 18 = 63 (2d100)

>>494756
Let's do thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?!
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>>494796
You charged towards to The Sherif and punched him in the gut. "OOOOWWW!!" Screamed the Sherif.

>You have Gained 63 XP and 20+ Strength Bonus, If your number is higher than the enemy's number, your Strength Bonus is doubled as so for your XP. However, if the Enemy's Number was higher than your number, it will cost the Strength Bonus.
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Rolled 63, 77 = 140 (2d100)

>>494935
Sweet. Rolling again then.
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>>494962
>63 + 20 = 83
The Sherif decides to swing the sword to ultimately kill him. But all thanks to your mighty fist, you grabbed the sword and punched his face like a hard brick, costing him to spit out 2 teeths.

> Your XP has doubled, you have now gained 280 XP and your Strengh Bonus is Doubled to 40, If your number is higher than the enemy's, The combat will result in a decisve victory.
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Rolled 62, 60 = 122 (2d100)

>>495007
GET KEKED SHERIFF, IMMA SQUAT IT
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>>495036
>62 + 40 = 102
You kick the sheriff to the ground and then you swing him in the ground side by side four times and then you threw the sheriff to the well and won the challenge.

By then you walked away and called him "Puny Sheriff".

>You have made a decisive victory and gained 122 XP. While you have won the battle, you have got a normal sword and 150 gold for looting.
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>>495138
Nice. Give the gold to the poor.
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http://puu.
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Can't show this on a Christian image board.
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>>495157
Then squat to show off.
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>>495159
THE INNOCENCE ANON

WHAT ABOUT THE INNOCENCE
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>>495159
Noooooo T^T
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You arrived at a nearby poor person's house where you had heard the kids were singing "Happy Birthday" inside the house.

Would you like to investigate?
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>>495159
QM Harem quest (featuring haremhorn) when?
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>>495242
Yes, let's.
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>>495247
>QM Harem quest (featuring haremhorn) when?
If Someone would host a quest like you could host, just like if someone would start a Movie Crashers Quest on End of Evangelion.
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>>495242
Bust in through the door. Let's check this place out.
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>>495256
>>495266
You open the door and saw many children rabbits dancing and singing "Happy Birthday" whille a mother gives her son a present.

Would you like to give this boy a bigger present?
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>>495325
Give him all the gold.

But squat him once for every year he's been alive first.
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>>495341
You entered her house and yelled out, "Happy Birthday, kiddo!"

The Mother Rabbit looked at you, "Who invited you to come to my son's birthday?"
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>>495386
OOC: I have written a response, would answer her question?
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>>495386
Tell her that you just heard there was a party going on and you decided to drop by with a gift.
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>>495449
"A Gift? Oh, how generous you are!" The mother said. "What did you get?"
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>>495505
Ralph, she is asking you the question.
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>>495505
Give her the gold.

Then squat her.
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>>495517
You gave her all the gold you got from the sheriff and then you squat her a few times as the mother rabbit was laughing like she is having fun.

Then, out of nowhere, a hobo fox entered her home. "Arms, Arms for the poor." The hobo fox said.
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>>495554
He wants arms, he'll get arms. Squat him.
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>>495159
NO
>>495247
no

>>495554
Take a deep breath; then squat hobo fox.
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>>495579
I dunno horn, you're kinda cute
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>>495562
>>495579
You went closer to the hobo and then he lifted him, squatted him violently while the hobo loses its clothes, and it turns out, it was no hobo, it was just robin hood playing as a hobo.

"Oh, he is so handsome." The girl rabbit said, "Just like him in the wanted poster."
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>>495627
OOC: Now that's comedy gold, lol.

Robin or Ralph, what would you respond?
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>>495627
>>495645
Can Ralph cuck Robin?

If not, have Robin squat one of the kids to show he can do it too.
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>>495627
>>495650
Have robin squat one of the kids while ralph squats him.

>>495607
I-I'm not! B-baka! Kyaaaaaa!!
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>>495650
(NSFW Alert! Just you will know. And also, it's really funny or just sick)

You decided to take off his clothes, then you take off your pants and then you place your penis up to Robin Hood's Ass.

"You want handsome? I show you handsome." You said with a perverted smile.

And then you started to rape Robin like hell.

The Mother Rabbit, the children bunnies including the boy had seen in horror as Robin yells out help while he was being raped!

The Mother Rabbit and her children started screaming and ran out to call the sheriff to put you in prison.

Then, just a few minutes later, you had finished raping Robin Hood as you put him down and then your pants on.

After that, you left the house and decided to go visit Prince John's Castle, but it will take days to get there. Do you want to embark this treacherous journey?

>Ralph had gained a new personaility as a sexual prevert.
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>>495763
You said: "Can Ralph cuck Robin?" and so I did.
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>>486733
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I promise there will be no sex scenes ever again. Promise.
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>>495816
B-but that's not what cucking is...
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Now will you respond to this question?
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>>495841
I'm sorry that I got confused, please forgive me.
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>>495843
W-we'll embark.
Just no more rape scenes, please.
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>>495843
>>495850
Of course we forgive you. And yes, we're definitely ready to take the journey.
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>>495855
>>495861
>Alright then, let's continue.
About 3 days later, you stumbled upon an archery contest, were if someone shoots the the target pefectally, the winner would kiss the girl. In that case, Maid Mairrian, the love intrest to Robin Hood.

Sounds intresting for a hero to attend the contest and kiss the princess!

Did you want to attend the contest?
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>>495962

Now we got to cuck Robin.
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>>495962
Absolutely, we gonna cuck Robin.
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>>495962
OOC: I Have written a response, Time to answer!
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>>495981
OOC: I did, my friend.
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>>495962
Ralph, will you respond?
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>>495984
OOC: You did? Good! Let's go!
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>>495976
>>495977
As you enter the contest by getting a bow and arrow, you had noticed something suspicious.

It was Prince John and Sir Hiss, those greedy jerks that you have encountered before.

You have to be careful here, because if you screw up the contest, John will put you in prison.

Do you understand?
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>496048
I cast Earthquake
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>>496048
We have a bow and arrow... Take em out.
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>>496048
Sure!
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>>496048
Ralph, will you try to be careful?
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>>496063
Agreed, we have a weapon to defend ourselves and this prince is clearly a talent. Let's off him now while we have the chance.
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>>496077
*Tyrant, not talent. I'm tired.
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>>495873
Lol cute.

>>496063
Thirding.
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>>496063
>>496065
>>496120
>>496077
As the contest begins, the captain had brought out the prize.

Not only you can get the chance to kiss the girl but you can also receive the golden arrow as the trophy for the contest.

Excitedly, you line up aside from the contenders as you are prepared to hit the bullseye and win the contest.

Time to roll the luck die!

If you had reached the number that higher than 90, you will hit a bullseye.

If the number is lower than 10, you will miss the target.

If the numbers where in-beetween the numbers 10 to 90, it will range from likely to miss, to likely to hit a near bullseye.

You have 3 arrows remaining, good luck and have fun getting your ultimate reward while also getting experience and upgrading professions!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>496253
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>>496253
Ralph, it's time to shoot your first arrow!
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>>496258
You have shot your first bullseye!
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>>496271
Good Work!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>496271
Second arrow
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>>496282
You have hit a near bullseye, Excellent! As others have their arrows shot to the target, it's almost time for Robin (who was disguised as a stork) and the sheriff to step to the challenge.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>496298
Lol how do I bow
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>>496298
How's Robin's ass doing btw?
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>>496308
THis is an important question. It looks like the rape affected his focus. >>496306
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>>496306
You have shot the last arrow and ended up missed. The arrow then hit 2 and then heads towards to Prince John's Courtroom, which ended up...

Time for a Random Event Dice!

Roll what happens next

1-35: King John ducking down.
36-40: ???
41-65: ???
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>>497274
Oops, I forgot to add "trees" in the sentence.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>497274
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>>497279
Prince John looks at a arrow and then ducks for cover. Maid Meriam Laughs about you accidental miss.

"Ha, ha, ha, very funny, Meriam." Prince John said.
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>>497322
Robin, disguised as a stork walks up on the target line along with the sheriff as the contest continues.

"Ready as you are, Sheriff." Robin said.

"Oh I'm ready for the competition, I will prove it once and for all that I will kiss the princess and win the golden arrow." The Sheriff said.
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>>497337
"About 3 days ago, I got raped by a man who acted like a sexual pervert. It was painful after that incident." Robin said.

"YOU GOT RAPED?!" The Sheriff replied, "Well that's a shame here, sonny. I hope you feel better soon."

"Yeah, thanks" Robin said.

Who will shoot the arrow first?

1-20: Robin shoots first.
21-40: The Sheriff shoots first.
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>>497353
OOC: I have written a response, roll your dice!
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>>497355
OOC: Hello?
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>>497383
Give it time, fair one. Most of the players are asleep
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>>497383
OOC: Is everybody's home?
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>>"YOU GOT RAPED?!" The Sheriff replied,

God. Dammit. GTGM.

>>497353
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>>497412
OOC: What GTGM stands for?
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>>497389
Are you going to roll the die?
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Rolled 31 (1d40)

>>497424
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>>497426
The Sheriff goes first. He aims his arrow at the target, while one of his henchmen (in a target costume) moves far away from him, making his chance to shoot the bullseye. "I will show you how a real arrow champion can do." The Sherrif said.

He shoots his arrow and hit a bullseye, the audience cheered at his amazing shot.

Robin now gets his chance to win the contest and get to kiss Merriam.
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>>497434
Robin goes second, as he aims the arrow, the sheriff gets behind him and uses his bow to make him miss the target.

What happen that...

1-45: He ripped his disguise by accident.
46-50: He wack him between his legs.
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>>497441
It's time to roll your dice.
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Rolled 14, 22, 46, 50, 26, 8, 39, 48, 37, 14, 19, 29, 19, 19, 2, 44, 6, 47, 1, 12, 8, 4, 11, 2, 24 = 551 (25d50)

>>497441
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>>497444
Are you cheating anom? It's okay to use 1d50
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Rolled 15 (1d50)

>>497441
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>>497451
Oops, I mean Anon
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>>497453
The decided to wack him between his legs to make him miss the target, but suddenly he accidently slipped his bow up in his disguise and ripped it appart, exposing Robin Hood.

The Audience gasps, Maid Merriam and Lady Kluck was shocked and Prince John was quite mad.

"Hey! That was no stranger!" The Sheriff said, "It was just Robin Hood!"

1-25: "Seize Him!" Prince John said.
26-40: Ralph comes to the Rescue.
41-75: Lady Kluck Aids Robin Hood to start the battle.
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Rolled 21 (1d40)

>>497466
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Rolled 73 (1d75)

>>497466
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>>497468
"Seize Him!" Prince John said. The guards then tied him in a knot as prince john prepares for sentence.

"In the supreme order of the court..." Prince John said.

1-25: "I sentence you to death!"
26-40: "I sentence you to prison, along with the people who got money from Robin Hood."
41-60: : "I sentence you to the stone pits!"
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Rolled 25 (1d25)

>>497475
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>>497475
Roll the die, please.
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>>497479
I Suggest roll 1d60
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Rolled 33 (1d60)

>>497482
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>>497485
"I sentence you to prison, along with the people who got money from Robin Hood." Prince John said. Maid Merriam gasps, "Oh No..." she said.

Roll 1d75 please.

1-45: Ralph comes to the Rescue.
46-75: A sad song plays.
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Rolled 37 (1d75)

>>497496
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>>497510
As the guards dragged Robin away, you rammed the 2 guards to aid Robin in distress.

"Don't worry Robin! I'll save you!" you said.

And so the battle begins, roll your combat die and take out Prince John and his Guards.

>If your number was higher than your enemy's, you will gain 40+ Strength Bonus for your party's first attack.
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>>497539
OOC: I wrote a response here, just roll the combat die.
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>>497569
OOC: Is everybody's listening?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>497539
Rolling to squat the Prince and Guards
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>>497599
Roll 2d100 please.
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Rolled 29, 44 = 73 (2d100)

>>497641
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>>497646
You tried to slam your enemies, but when you look behind you, wolves are trying to attack you with their spears charging towards you. You tried your best to squat the rhino gaurds, but you have gotten lost in confusion.

>Luckly, you didn't lose 73 XP, so you can roll again and gain 40+ Strength Bonus If your number was higher than your enemy's.
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Rolled 50, 59 = 109 (2d100)

>>497769
Reroll
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>>497788
You tried to slam the wolves possible, but unfortunately, you can't handle too much wolves. So you stayed back and go back fighting against the wolves.

>This is final time you have gotten away without losing the XP, If the enemy number was higher than your number, you lose your chance to get the 40+ Strength Bonus and lose 2x XP. Roll Again.
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Rolled 99, 34 = 133 (2d100)

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>>497958
You rammed the wolves with fists and knock them out like a bowling pin, while Robin was fending off the rhinos in defence.

>You have gained 133 XP and 40+ Strength Bonus! Good Job! Now let's keep rolling.
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>>498132
Would someone roll the combat dice, please?
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Rolled 60, 65 = 125 (2d100)

Here's that roll
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>>498319
60 + 40 = 100
You slammed two Rhino guards with a almighty fist as Robin Hood fended them off and let's you punch them to finish it. Behind Robin was Prince John who draws his sword and aims at him for a fatal blow.

>You have gained 125 xp. If your number is higher than the enemy's this combat will result in an instant brutal victory! However, If the enemy number was higher than your number, you will lose 40+ Strength Bonus and lose 2x XP. If you had rolled any number, your strength number will be 2x doubled, good luck.
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Rolled 25, 94 = 119 (2d100)

>>498467
We gotta take care of him before anyone innocent gets hurt!
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>>498499
25 + 40 x 2 = 130
(Warning! Not only this one is NSFW but it's also really, really brutal. take warning and proceed.)

As Prince John prepares to strike Robin, you grabbed the sword and throws it to the ground.

And then you grabbed John's throat, "WAIT!" Prince John croaked, "You don't understand! I've promised King Richard that I will take care over the kingdom!"

"Oh really?" Robin said to John. "Like stealing other people's gold for taxes as you feed for yourself? I don't think so."

"Why?" Prince John croaked to Robin.

"I will tell you simply, you've betrayed your promise with the king and already god is angry over your evil deeds that you have done." Robin said, "It's time put your reign out of your misery, and to do that, I will let Ralph play executioner and finish you off for good."

"DO IT, RALPH!" Robin yelled.

And so, you put your hands on Prince John's balls and you forcefully ripped it off from his crouch.

Then, you put his balls in his mouth and then you punched through his heart and grabbed it out, instantly putting the end of Prince John's horrible reign.

Finally, you put his heart on his sword as a symbol of bravery.

Therefore, you have won the battle at the archery contest.

>You have made an instant brutal victory and gained 119 XP. While you have won the battle, you have got a crown and the golden arrow for looting.
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>>498637
OOC: Yikes. That was super brutal.
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>>498748
Did you have took the warning?
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Do you want me to continue the quest? Sorry for making a brutal scene, please forgive me.
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>>498754
Did you have read the warning? Also:>>498774
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>>498637
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>>498774
Go on
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>>498792
A few days later after King John's Untimely Death, Wedding bells ring as Robin Hood and Maid Merriam get married.

Would you like to give something to robin as a wedding gift?
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>>498834
OOC: I have written a response here, can you please answer my question?
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>>498834
A Few seconds later, Friar Tuck and King Richard had seen you in the front door.

"This is the man who slain that horrible no-gooder Prince John!" Friar Tuck said.

King Richard walks near you and inspects you.

"Ah, so you are the one who killed Prince John, is it right?" Richard said to you.
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>>498905
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>>498909
Ralph, will you respond to the question King Richard asked?
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>>498914
OOC: Is anybody home?
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>>498956
It's a Monday afternoon/evening in the US. That's probably why there aren't many people around.

>>498905
Answer yes I am.
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>>498914
Squat him
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>>498969
"Oh-ho-ho-ho! Looks like you got some strong body built-in you, yes?" King Richard asked.
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>>498969
OOC: By the way, have you read that part where ralph yet? >>498637 Any thoughts?
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>>499015
OOC: I Mean the part where ralph kills prince john in a brutal way.
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>>499012
Continue to squat aggressively
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>>499015
I mean, the killing was pretty brutal, but the anal rape scene was way worse.

>>499025
Seconding. Show King Richard how strong we are by squatting him.
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>>499056
>>499025
You lifted King Richard, squatted him a few times and then you have dropped him. King Richard laughed. "Well, you sure have a strong body in you, my boy. As a reward for killing that horrible prince, I have decided to knight both you and Robin Hood for saving the humble country of Sherwood."

>You can upgrade your profession into anything if you want to. If you have thoughted out a profesion, let me know.

Now, would you like to wrap up Robin Hood and head out to Sugar Rush and continue the story from there?
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>>499056
>I mean, the killing was pretty brutal, but the anal rape scene was way worse.
OOC: Why the anal rape scene was worse than the death of Prince John?
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>>499177
OOC: I'm just asking a question, that's all.
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>>499154
OOC: Is anybody here?
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>>499154
Our profession: Professional squatter

Let's bid farewell to Robin Hood and head back.

>>499177
Because it came out of nowhere.
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>>499154
yeah lets go back to sugar rush
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>>499306
>>499312
"Thanks, Richard, but I have to go home, I have some unfinished business to do." You Said.

"Very well, my boy." Richard said, "I will let you go then, fare-thee-well, hero. And thanks for everything."

"No pleasure!" you said.

And then you head back to the ship in the woods where you have arrived.

"Hey, Ralph!" Robin yelled at you. "Thanks for saving my homeland! I hope we will meet again soon, alright?"

"Alright!" you yelled.

"Goodbye, friend!" Robin yelled back.

So you headed back to the ship and turned it on as you head straight home.

But unnoticeably, there was a cybug hanging on the ship, ready to attack you and possibly, multiply and destroy a video game like a virus.

>We have done it! We had crashed the first movie with a character sent in, Robin Hood! Now let's head back to the main story and finish it onto Sugar Rush.
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>>499457
Alright, back to sugar Rush! Wht's everyone been up to?
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>>499457
Good to know that Robin forgave us for anally annihilating him.
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>>499563
NOT CANON
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>>499482
Meanwhille, Felix, Q-Bert and Calhoun where lost in the forest finding Ralph.

"Have you seen Ralph yet?" Calhorn asked.
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>>500318
Felix, will you respond to her question?
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>>500319
"No."
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>>500444
"Drats, We will never find Ralph here." Calhorn said.

Sunddenly, Q-Bert saw something in the sky.

"?#@! (I have found something in the sky!)" Q-Bert said in excitment.
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>>500554
OCC: I have written a response. Could you please respond. (I know that there was lack of people playing in the quest.) Also, Why is quest got rated down from 29 to 26 on suptg?
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>>500669
Look towards the sky.

>>500669
>Why is quest got rated down from 29 to 26 on suptg?

Other QMs probably got jealous of this awesome quest and downvoted it.
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>>500677
Felix looked towards to the sky and saw the ship heading towards back to the game center.

"It's Ralph!" you yelled, "He is heading back to the game center!"

Calhoun then uses her binoculars and saw something aside from the ship.

"And he's not the only one going back home." Calhoun said, "It's a cybug, and he's riding the ship with him! We have to get Ralph out of this mess and kill this cybug! Are you with me?"
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>>500762
Hell yeah we're with you! Let's do this!
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>>500817
"Alright then," Calhoun said "Let's do this."

And so Calhoun, Q-Bert and Felix then heads out to the exit to save arcade from the threat of the cybugs.

Meanwhile, you are having a relaxing time driving your way back home and tell the people his story.

Suddenly, you had seen the cybug out of the window, ready to attack you at any monument.

"Oh, not you again!" you said.

Will you act quickly to get rid this cybug?
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>>500932
OOC: I'm ready for your response.
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>>500932
Squat the bug, then split it in half. You are too strong to not kill it
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>>500991
This
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>>500932
Squat yourself.
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>>500991
You tried to get the cybug off from your ship and squat him a few times, but unfortunately because you are not paying attention to the controls, the ship got out of control again.

Soon, the cybug broke in and tried to attack you.

"Not Again!" you said.
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>>501561
One hand to take care of the cybug, the other hand takes control of the controls
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>>501561
Smash cybug INTO controls. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>501583
>>502827
You tried to get the cybug by using the one hand and the other for the controls, then smash the cybug to the controller.

Unfortunely because of your 'one hand to the cybug and the other hand for the controler' plan didn't work out as you didn't pay attention to drive a ship and ended up to another plug, this time it has a video game title sign ontop of the hallway enterance saying "Sugar Rush".

The ship flew through the security barrier and zipped into the cords, and as you enter "Sugar Rush" the ship went into the cotton candy clouds 2 times and then hitted the cotton candy cone as the ship is about to crash land.

You have to do something, quickly before you ended up crashed into the trees!
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>>502836
You fall from tall buildings and smash them with your bare hands. Take the fall, Champ.
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>>502836
Or I guess you can punch out of the ship and jump onto something soft
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>>502843
You have decided to take fall along with the ship as you pray for a safe landing. fortunately, the ground was made of cake frostings, making the ship slide and safely crash land onto the candy cane forest.
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>>502943
Get out ASAP.
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>>502945
As you crash landed, you have looked at the screen as it says that this ship is auto-ejecting.

Which it sends you and the cybug up in the sky and land to a different location.

"This ship will be auto-ejecting in 3-2-1..." The auto ship's system said.
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>>502985
Hold ontonthe bug and scream
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>>502986
You hold on to the bug and screamed on top of your lungs like a little girl and then the ship ejects you and cybug up to the sky.

You have then landed to one of the candy cane trees, while the cybug didn't catch onto one of the branches and drowns in a pond of purple sticky goo.
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>>503050
Climb down the tree.
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>>503160
Before you climbed down from the tree, you look behind you to see which he's in.

"Sugar Rush?" you said reading the title.
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>>503308
Squat tree.
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>>503308
"Oh, it's that cady-coated racing kart game where everything was made of sweets." you said.

When you looked back, you have saw a medal that hanging in one of the branches of a candy cane tree.

You had climbed down the tree and went to the other tree to get your back.

>Vanellope von Schweetz is now available as a playable character, in total, there are now 12 playable characters in this quest.
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>>503437
Oops, forgot to put "medal" in the sentence. Please forgive me.
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>>503437
Lick a candycane tree.
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>>503437
You have arrived near to one of the trees were the medal was hanging on the top banch with the green goo suround between the tree.

Luckly there was a gumball path that lead to the tree so you can climb and get your medal back.

Would you try your luck to climp up a tree and get the medal ontop of a candy cane tree?
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>>507711
OOC: I had written a response, answer the question away!
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>>507711
Nonsense. Bend the tree to our will, squat it into the ground.
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>>507819
You tried to bend and break the tree by the power of your strength and then squat the tree to get the medal off.

But suddenly, when you tried to break it, it seems that tree had a few cracks in it, meaning that tree is barely been broken.

Have you ever had other options rather than trying to bend the tree and break it?
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>>508159
OOC: Um, how did my ID Change to a new one?
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>>508159
Squat the surrounding trees and build a climbable pile.
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>>508201
Seconded
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>>508201
You have decided to squat the surrounding trees to build a pile that you could climb on, but how many trees would you build a pile?

Suggest a Number or Roll the dice (1d100 or 1d200) to see how many trees would you build.
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Rolled 58 (1d200)

>>509207
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>>509219
Not too big is it
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>>509219
>>509228
You have squatted 58 trees to build a pile to climb, do you think that would be enough to get on the top of the tree or do you need more to continue building the pile?
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Rolled 101 (1d200)

>>509280
Let's get a few more in there.
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>>509281
That should do it.
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>>509281
You have squatted 101 more trees to build a pile to climb on, in total, it's 159, can that would be enough?
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>>509308
Perfect! les' go
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>>509310
>Alright then, let's proceed.
You climbed the pile to the top to get your way to get your medal. But while you were climbing, you saw a girl sitting on one of the branches.
>If you are playing as Vanellope von Schweetz, please respond.
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OCC: Psst, it's your response. I have already did mine: >>509563
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>>509563
As Vanellope, ask the big oaf what he's doing there.
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>>509563
Break the branch by squatting
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>>509973
"What are you doing here, stranger?" Vanellope said.

You told her that you were climbing on the pile to get your medal.

"Did you mean a coin?" Vanellope said.

Ralph, would you respond to her question?

If you had responded, the other player, playing as Vanellope, will reply to your response
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>>510428
OOC: It's time to answer the question and respond! (Yes, I know that there were lack of responce because it's dusk/night here.)
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>>510428
Ralph: "It looks like a big coin."
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>>510897
Now, it's the other player turn to respond as Vanellope.

Reminder here: This Multi-Response event has 5 turns until The GM makes a response, so you had made your first turn and the other player would make its second turn. When the event is over, the GM responds and continues the story when all of the Multi-Response turns are gone. The next event will come back later on with the 10 Multi-Response turns.
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>>511139
OOC: You may want to start a new thread since this one has sunk to p10.
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>>511369
OOC: Start Part 2 of the First Quest? Alright then. I will begin part 2 no prob.
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Update: I have just started part 2 of the quest. If you want to continue playing, please go here: >>512440



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