Rolled 6 (1d10)

not sure for how long, but I'll throw some rocks tonight

>>479938
Time to hug some trees.

>>479938
reporting in

>>479938
Ayy Gobbos

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Oh and here is map

>>479938
Ah yeah dragons here

>>479946
>elves are tripfags
I fucking new it

>>479944
yey so what we gonn' do? (i replaced someone at the end of last thread fyi :)

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>479963
throw a rock, new guy

what do. we can try to scout (AGAIN) and find undead, then try to recruit them in our ranks or something. Cause we are low on manpower.
or find new blood

>>479952
Oh right our recap

Culture:Ask dragon god for wind magic with a offering of loot

Action:keep helping on the citadel while also adding our own Draconic touches

>>479950
Woo more goblins

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Eeeyy

>>479975
Supporting

>>479981
hey there hat guy
nice to see you in higher rocking spirits
so
what do

>>479970
i know that we are all about physical power and rocks.. but have we considered any kind of magic?
besides that, the scouting part sounds okay

>>479990
Rock magic?
Or Fist magic?
throw a rock dang it

>>479952
ok well it seems I'm the only Orc on so far
SO first action: make a shaman to help us talk to orc god.
2nd action: Ask orc god through shaman if we can make tech to kill more people

>>479952
Alright, since we agreed upon this last thread
Action: Work on the Citadel
Tech: Shroom Mills to make shroom bread.

>>479988
Expand wall or build rock house. 2nd action is all you baby

>>479938
Since I'm the only elf on.
Pray for a divine tree to act as a shrine for tree god and to enhance his influence.

Culture. Encourage training and enhancing magic.

>>479997
Yup. I still have the votes. Also, this is for next turn.

Weapons/Armor 1
Tool Molds 1
Organization
Mining 1
Mechanics
Citadel 1
Dragon forges
Shroomology
Traps

Little Green Manlet voted (Mining & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tools (Tool Molds I'm guessing) & Weapons/Armor

>>480003
well your rock throw was better, so can't go against that unless new guy actually throw a rock.
But do we really need a wall to the castle/fort/tower thing we have already?
And what purpose of house?

>>480010
We only have a wall according to OP.

>>480010
We can make weaponized slingshot hats also

>>480007
I support this. Although at a later date we should explore south of the forest.

>>480012
really? I remember there was a tower.
>>480016
I vote for fucking GIANT slingshot for anti-air defense against dragons. Made out of stone and bones.
also can work as artillery

>>479952
When we build the citadel, will it be on the map? *makes cute eyes*

>>480025
Hats are mobile artillery
Dragons will just break the slingshot

>>480028
Depends if the citadel is an underground one or not. Of if its huge enough

To my orcish partners: we need to develope weapons (crude sharpened sticks with their points slighlty burned), shields (bark or nailed/tied logs), a personal, loyal guard for our Boss (so it's rule is longer and more stable), rides (more boars like the one we got for our chief) and armors (fur, bone and wood). And maybe start diplomacy with elves and dragons.

Gobbo votes for turn 12

Weapons/Armor 1
Tool Molds 1
Organization
Mining 1
Mechanics 1
Citadel 2
Dragon forges
Shroomology
Traps

Little Green Manlet voted (Mining & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tools (Tool Molds I'm guessing) & Weapons/Armor
Manlet voted (Mechanics & Citadel)

>>480038
but what if we do PREEMTIVE strike?
We'll notice them from tower. and build slingshot on tower.
FIRST BLOOD
BEST DEFENSE IS OFFENSE

>>480028
Preferably it would be a hidden citadel in the depths of the mountains and caves

>>480025
It's humans against the world. Dragons are only one of your problems.

>>480044
We dont know where they live.

>>480046
>It's humans against the world. Dragons are only one of your problems.
until goblins stab you in the back with hitech weaponry

Ayo

Horny Dragon reporting

>>480043
Mechanics and tool molds

>>480025
There is no tower, only a crude wall made of rocks and other stuff

>>479975
Supporting

>>480054
We would never! How dare you accuse us of such treason?

vote change:

Weapons/Armor 2
Tool Molds 1
Organization
Mining 1
Mechanics
Citadel 2
Dragon forges
Shroomology
Traps

Little Green Manlet voted (Mining & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tools (Tool Molds I'm guessing) & Weapons/Armor)
Manlet voted (Weapons/Armor & Citadel)

>>480054
yeah, in like 50 threads when we have shared tech. That'll work well

>>480059
fug
>>480051
okay, let's build tower thingie
second action - explore north? for valuable resources. (3rd thread is a charm)
>>480061
you keep being diplomatic, I know what you plan all along

>>480061
Egh, oops

Vote change that isn't wrong:

Weapons/Armor 1
Tool Molds 1
Organization
Mining 1
Mechanics 1
Citadel 2
Dragon forges
Shroomology
Traps

Little Green Manlet voted (Mining & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tool Molds & Weapons/Armor)
Manlet voted (Mechanics & Citadel)
Frustrated Midget Advisor voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)

>>480068
Build tower, explore North. What are we looking for?

>>480068
sounds good, explore north!

>>480071
FUCKING CHRIST

Weapons/Armor 1
Tool Molds 2
Organization
Mining 1
Mechanics 2
Citadel 2
Dragon forges
Shroomology
Traps

Little Green Manlet voted (Mining & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tool Molds & Weapons/Armor)
Manlet voted (Mechanics & Citadel)
Frustrated Midget Advisor voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)

>>480072
The orcs are at north

You guys might find their new camp :DD

>>480064
>he doesn't think he'll find atom bomb in dragon layers in 50 threads
haha
>>480072
well we probably notice undead and shit
we look for ANYTHING valuable, strategic resoures, other human tribes to assimilate, other shit. ANYTHING OF INTEREST DANG IT
we can't keep finding jackshit over and over again

>>480076
Man this 3 way tie will be the downfall of democracy

>>480085
If all else fails we can stay at home and study Rockology.

>>480085
Dont forget we cursed you with bad rolls

>>480087
Yeah sry 'bout that xD

>>480072
We gon' pop yo ass if we see as much as one of ya bitches in our hood, gotcha?

>>480093
We beat one of your Dragons blind and gave him a Rock Phobia. Also stole his teeth and made a fence with them.

>>480093
don't forget that 10% of your population now has rockfobia
and we always have rocks to spare to increase that percentage
>>480092
actually nice idea. let's go with that

where we do confirm turns. OP post?

>>480087
>>480076
>>480096
Making wheels for mechanics is good, so is having better tools since our blacksmithing will get better.

>>480087
Hopefully more gobbos come to break the tie. Otherwise, we'll have to make a tiebraker vote.

>>480103
Yes

>>480115
>>479995

>>480108
Or we can reassign votes that didnt make it into the top ones so king goblin and myself could reassign our votes into the top three

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Meanwhile, God is contemplating which of his divine duties he should pursue

>>480126
God should roll for it.

>>480122
What do you think about this, fellow?
>>480040

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>479938
barbarian turn:
1st action : explore the north with scouts in hope of finding ANYTHING valuable. Resources, mounts, pets, artifacts, people, god of death, lolisniffer, better rocks, worse rocks, liquid rocks. ANYTHING WILL DO, JUST NOT JACKSHIT

2nd action : build a tower thingie (out of rocks) so we'll be able to notice incoming enemies, also it'll provide some shelter in case of attack

throwing rock for a good luck sign

>>480103
Rockology instead of explore?

We should consider looking for resources after we develope sciences from our culture. Here I have a plan:

We need to reserve one action for building the citadel until it's done. To speed build it.

We're presumably going to get wind magic, which will be dope. We will be able to fly super fast and create storms, fucking dope

After that I say we hold off on the earth magic research and the dragon fu, we make it so that the pursuit of knowledge is just as cool as getting dosh. The seer will convince them since he is the smartest and can use the citadel project as a prime example of how knowledge is dope.

Then we research geometry, astronomy and physics in that order. This can smooth up and be interpreted in the citadel. We can upgrade our maps to find exact distances and shit.

Then we finish earth magic research and dragon fu.

With all of this we should have major bonuses to searching shit, and find resources left and right to give bonuses to us.

>>480126
Also yeah totally roll for it.

>>480136
technology is basically bad to us orcs because thinking is too hard.
We need a shaman to ask our god if it's ok to do so.

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>>480131
>>480143
And so god rolls

>>480141
today luck is mediocre
could be worse.
could be manlets under dragons I guess

>>480142
next turn if we'll find jackshit, I thought you meant that. Sorry, trying to multitask here

>>480125
Yeah ok. I'll mark it with VOTE if someone has a vote left.

Tool Molds 2
Mechanics 2
Citadel 2

Little Green Manlet voted (VOTE & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tool Molds & VOTE)
Manlet voted (Mechanics & Citadel)
Frustrated Midget Advisor voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)

>>480143
Let's dig under our mountains and see if we find something

>>480107
>>480108
>>480125
I think we should focus on Mechanics and tool molds. Mechanics will let us haul big stones around using wheels, while having better tool molds will let us mine even faster with better pickaxes.

>>480148
Good plan. I suppose that we do need other race to make the thinking for us. But we need better weapons. At least bark shields or sticks to use as clubs.

>>480152
Next turn. Its all good.

>>480126
OP, we had turn 11 already, so the votes we are doing atm are for turn 12. turn 11 is Shroom Mills and Citadel work. Just so you don't get confused with our votes atm.

>>480160
So you change your vote to Mechanics & Tool Molds? Ok.

Tool Molds 2
Mechanics 3
Citadel 2

Little Green Manlet voted (VOTE & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)
Manlet voted (Mechanics & Citadel)
Frustrated Midget Advisor voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)

>>480143
But at the moment we dont really need those save for maybe geometry as we already have a map and were self sufficient.

I say next turn have the seer try to upgrade our wind magic so it'll have better synergy with our fire.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>480162
Rock throwing culture is the best culture to develop friendly community in our civilization
those uncultured savages will never understand
have a rock, brother

>>480153
I'm gonna double vote on the citadel. I think gobbo dragon relations should be a priority

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>480162
Ah yes. Hats. Have one.

>>480143
Geometry? Don't you need mathematics and shit for that? I think mathematics should be A prerequesite for geometry, astronomy and physics.

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The humans, using their experience in building a wall of rocks n shit, ability to build mud huts and knowledge of rocks in general, build a tower from huge rocks, kept together through unspecified means involving bones, mud and other unmentionables. Topped withsome spare dragon teeth.

Forming another scouting party, the barbarians scout north

Barbarians, roll 1d100
0-9: terrible encounter
10-49: bad encounter
50-69: jackshit
70-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

>>480163
Confusion will cause a smiting

>>480161
no bad thinking thinking hard remember!
but we are teamed with elves so we can throw dead trees at enemies.

>>480175
>>480172
Quited myself. Derp.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>480182
IN BROCK WE TRUST

>>480186
throw rocks in piece..

>>480183
Nobody has teamed up with anybody because the humans killed the negotiators

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>480182
I want more hats... and women.

>>480186
fug
at least it's not jackshit
WE ARE GETTING SOMEWHERE
THROW DEM ROLLSCKS, WE CAN DO IT
>>480188
THROW A FUCKING DICE dice+1d100 in options!

>>480190
oh shit really? fucking humans, getting in the way and shit.

>>480188
Dice+1d100 in options field

>>480192
>>480186
The dragon curse is working...

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>480182
>>480195
aaahhh srry

>>480198
WE BROKE JACKSHIT CURSE
THAT IS BETTER
I guess.
>>480199
>>480192
well fug
BRACE FOR IMPACT

>>480199
For once humans found something, but it'll probably try to kill them. The dragon curse is doing its job.

>>480208
I think they'll find the beast cave or the orcs

>>480208
Nah. We always have shitty scout missions

>>480212
It's the undead actually.

>>480216
I actually forgot they existed

Can we just, fight and kill whatever bad encounter is?
with rocks? And get loot?

>>480219
if you weren't as good as staying afloat, you'd remember one of your kind being animated into living corpse

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The barbarian scouts encountered the undead! Walking skeletons made from the bones of dead humans, orcs and elves. And some animals thrown in too for good meassure!

As soon as they noticed the scouts, they attack!

Now, what do the scouts do in response?

>>480223
That was just a departure post from op

Throw rocks and retreat to orc territory ?
Make it their problem

>>480220
Your proficiency with rocks is commendable, however I still call bullshit when you nearly took out a dragon.

Also yeah let's slot in aldgebra before geometry, we need more complex counting for our increasing loot piles. Btw thanks gobbos for being Bros and giving us lots of dosh.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>480224
NEAT, FREE BONES
WE DIDN"T EVEN NEED TO CARRY THEM
Make sure they all follow us back to the village and run for it (while making sure they follow)
WHILE BEING OVERJOYED ABOUT ACTUALLY FINDING SOMETHING

here is a rock for those who disagree with my plan
>>480229
orcs are not there anymore

>>480230
They had the buff of Brock's favor to lash out and release all of their pent up anger from being treated like shit by the world

It gave them a +40 buff

>>480231
what can POSSIBLY go wrong with making mob train to our only village?
We'll just disassemble all them when we get back

>>480231
Well shit. We gonna die.

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Can barbarians confirm if this is really how they mate
or if its just a mantlet rumor

>>480241
they punch eachother until a baby pops out

>>480240
>>480239
>>480231
>Barbarians in charge of not dying
>Literally leading the undead back to where you live
???

>>480241
HEY! we manlets are very truthful when it comes to rumors. we only talk about what we see.

>>480235
True, I'm guessing everyone has a defensive bonus so no one can die. Also they have a shrine.

Speaking of a shrine we should totally make a bank runned by the dragon boss in the citadel that doubles as a shrine to the dragon God. That should be both practical resource manegment and religious devotion.

>>480243
>barbarians managed to confuse the smart manlets with their logic

>>480241
I use hats.

>>480240
I known for making smart decisions
>>480243
manlets like you don't understand what overcoming the challenges is all about

>>480247
U there! Vote!

Tool Molds 2
Mechanics 3
Citadel 2

Little Green Manlet voted (VOTE & Citadel)
King Gobbo voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)
Manlet voted (Mechanics & Citadel)
Frustrated Midget Advisor voted (Tool Molds & Mechanics)

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THE BARBARIANS DECIDED TO LEAD THE UNDEAD BACK TO THEIR VILLAGE!

Barbarians, now roll 1d100 for results of this plan
0-19: extremely terrible outcome
20-59: terrible outcome
60-79: bad outcome
80-95: okay outcome
96-100: good outcome

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>480259
BELIEVE IN BROCK

>>480264
The curse is real

>>480264
well
...
shit
...
guys?

>>480264
Holy fuck you dumb rock

>>480259
dis gun be gud

>>480250
No actually scratch that. The dragon boss is the feudal monarch of the dragons, rather elections amongst the dragons overseen by the dragon boss should pick a 'serene doge of the coin' that manages the bank. Obviously the doge has to comply fully to the dragon boss to make share he doesn't become a corrupt fuck.

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>>480126
>>480270

>>480270
OTHER TWO GUYS ARE YET TO ROLL
NOT PANICKING
>>480252
>>480199
plz

>>480277
VOTE I demand it.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>480259

>>480283
>LITERALLY ONE NUMBER AWAY FROM OKAY OUTCOME
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>480283
Missed the okay by 1 point

>>480283
This is golden.
Just low enough to be bad.
Curse is real.

>>480283
THE DRAGONS CURSE STRIKE AGAIN

>>480283
I knew we needed to sacrifice elves before such important mission
well
at least SOMEONE will survive
probably
>>480290
I blame elves

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>480283
>>480264
Rolling for dragon amusement

It'll only get worse humies. This is what happens when you declare war against the world.

Hey. Brock-buddy. Dragons cursed us without Divine approval. Is this cool?
>>480290

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>480304
have a rock

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>480300
Rolling for midget amusement....

Anyone wanna go finish off the hummies?
Dragons can have the survivors for slave labor for all I care.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>480310
Fuck you I can play your silly game

>>480312
Wow we are so bored right now.

>>480307
>>480290
I demand roll bonuses for being only nation who have altar and actually pleased gods on multiple occassions
other nation did jack shit

>>480312
Appropriate

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>480312
ill make the amusement fun!

>>480317
For once I agree with this elfs idea

>>480329
>69
>69
Ayyyyyyyy

>>480317
It's amusing in its own way to see them suffer

Prolonged suffering is the best. At this point, death is an escape

>>480329
oh god that number.
>>480333

>>480323
No the Orc gods are pleased too. And the elf gods have pleased their gods too, the mantles have no gods. The dragons are the worst off in terms of god like reverence. But we haven't pissed him off yet.

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Idea time

How about instead of a culture graph we have village pictures?

Basically an image of the village and you try to include newly made structures and units in it to show off our cultures?

It'll take some work from OP but it'd be hot shit

Proof of concept ahooooy

>implying other nations while being turtles will actually bring fun to the game
YOU WON'T SURVIVE WITHOUT US FAGGOTS
>>480337
>No the Orc gods are pleased too.
thanks to us
>And the elf gods have pleased their gods
it's just elves being high

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The human scouts ran back to the village, attempting to lure the undead back. But sadly they were caught and killed, adding to the undead horde. Only one managed to escape.

>>480323
Again, your bonus only happens in direct combat because Brock honors combat. If you want something else, maybe try praying to him

>>480335
Maybe we should make a move against them.
Kinda wanna ally with you guys now.

You take the hummies.
We ship aphrodisiacs to keep your and their numbers up.
We get tickets to watch them suffer.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>480343
You got a point there

I'm throwing a rock as a salute to you having a point.

For once.

>>480347
It's fine as it is.

At this rate, all of the alliances will make the enjoyment stale

>>480340
Text graphs are quicker and saves moar space

>>480344
>>480340

>>480344
It's amusing looking at undead double skulls

>>480347
Plus you shot at us and your people are a bunch of hipster pussies. We can't stand for that.

>>480344
Hey, I expected worse

I'm okay with that
so humans are only nation who knows about undead

my turn proposition - cause outside is bad we become neets and study our rocks via Rockology
other action will be sacrificing fucking elf prisoners as bloody as possible to get ask Brock to do something about undead. not sure what
maybe develop our own necromancers and shit or ability to revive from corpses

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The elves prayed to their god for a proper place of worship. In response, he erected a huge tree in the middle of the forest to act as his temple/shrine/altar/youth center. Truly, the elves have got wood.

In other news, promoted magics helped the people use it better

>>480373
HOLY SHIT COLOR

MANLETS! idea!

What if we can study the undead and use their power to raise our dead and grow our population in undead? like, what if we become the undead cave city?

>>480373
Well atleast we have a giant fucking target to burn

>>480380
No deal, we gotta stay alive. We're not dumb like the humans.

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The orcs appointed a particularly wise looking orc, for orc standards, as the tribe's official shaman.

The shaman can now commune with the Orc God, the first time he called the God answered his plea for tech with "You can discover new tech, as long as it's used for the goal of spilling more blood....and if your brains can handle it"

>>480380
>>480386
Think about it! the humans and orc got gods, the elves and dragons got magic, and we dont have any tech at all!why not become Dr.Frankenstein?

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>480371
Elf sacrafice, pray for warriors and power and Rockology 2nd.

>>480386
>No deal, we gotta stay alive. We're not dumb like the humans.
you are boring as shit tho

>>480373
See what happens if we poke our arrows in poisonous plants. We can make poisonous arrows.

>>480375
Jealous?

>>480380
>We don't know about the undead
No meta-gaming. Also, I think it's really risky. Getting undead into our city? They have the undead plague. One epidemic and the gobbos go bye-bye. We had this idea (sort of) once.

Dragons, want to designate a room as our treasury and pool in our hoards together to act as a shrine for our God?
even if he is fake

He might gift us a cool buff and we can segregate the seperate piles to determine who's hoard is whose

>>480398
So basically the dragons first bank, I like it.

>>480395
oh shit yeah,i forgot about not knowing about them.... damn, sorry op. i just rejoined today, i didnt know what all was going down.

Then we get weapons.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>480391
I'll switch them places (cause technically 2nd action can't be research), but yeah. You saved my ass back there, so going with all that as soon turn ends.

I'll throw a rock just in case

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The goblins, in their continuing endeavour to utilize mushrooms, figured out they can used the stones n shit they found to crush and grind the shrooms into powdery shit. Building on this they developed mills for the shrooms.

In other news, a goblin was heard saying "Do we eat anything else besides shrooms, why is there so many shrooms, please, I jsut want something else to eat"

Oh and they continued to work on their citadel with the dragons, who knows when will that finish

>>480405
Gotcha. Have a hat friend.

>>480389
YESSSSS!
OK Orc dudes and dudettes, I say we should start mixing rock and mud technology, and set up a new negotiation with the elves.

>>480408
Gobbos, we're gonna have to expand what we eat. We might need some animals for a ranch.

Allright manlets! next turn,farming and agriclture, and if we make a water tube pipe thing for watering the plants, we should also create waterwheels

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The dragons also continued to work with the goblins on their citadel.

Meanwhile, the Dragon Seer spoke to the Dragon God, asking for wind magic in exchange for riches.

The dragon god answered "You know you have huge wings right. Have you tried flapping them really hard to create winds?"

What is the seer's response?

>>480420
I thought about mole hunting.

>>480425
>"DOUBLE THE WIND.
IN EVERY DIRECTION"

>>480408
Maybe we could appointment a chief engineer? Also, what about rat or pig farms.

>>480394
We should invent liquid poison first by doing the same thing as the medicine.

And make babies.

Unless the orcs send out a negotiation party in which case I wanna meet them again.

>>480426
We should get some weapons for that then. We should find more crops too.

>>480425
"We'll let you have sex with the brood mother if you give it to us"

That way if it works we get dragon jesus

Or just flap our wings reaal hard and say thanks for bestowing this on us

>>480420
What can eat shroom we harvest?

>>480409
we are praying for generic power up then and more people?
Or maybe some special power up - any ideas while turn lasts? Going berserker, casting fist, being able to control undead.

>>480425
Flapping our wings wont blow back arrows/rocks. Also kickass magic combinations oh great one.

>>480425
We can use the wind to fly at supersonic speed. For supersonic raiding, and fuel our fires and make storms

>>480443
Also this

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>480430
One
>>480438
Two, get yourself a dragon name since you're in their team now
>>480443
Three
>>480448
Four

So which answer is it

For the midgets, I suggest Citadel and Weapons/Armor

>>480454
Everything except one, that's kinda silly

>>480442
Bezerker mate. Cmon

>>480461
We used the same logic when getting fire magic

>>480461
Even the taking the broodmother part

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>480465
Berserker is nice, but right now we are only ones aware of undead, maybe try to capitalize on that?

>>480404
you are an orc right? I forget who's an orc here with out having orc in their name.

>>480471
Taking the brood mother? It says free sex op. Free sex is not enslavment

Name get, offer him all the sex

>>480471
Ehh... leave that part until after we get our magic.

>>480431
>>480426
We'll have to find an animal that eats shrooms. If we expand our food options, our pop will grow and they'll be less discontent. Also, appointing a Chief Architect/Engineer is a good culture action.

>>480473
We are too dumb for magic but you tossed the rock.

>>480484
well how about not magic, but just ask for "power which let us deal with undead"? and see how OP will figure that out for us
Undead are most immediate threat atm

>>480482
well we have a king, a advisor/ administrator, i could change my name to Manlet Engineer.

Also "A wide range of animals are known to eat wild mushrooms – some examples include badgers, deer, mice, pigs, rabbits and squirrels. Wild mushrooms are also eaten by slugs, snails and many insects including ants and termites which cultivate their own fungus gardens."

>>480482
So maybe appoint a chief architect who's in charge of the Citadel project? And then maybe make Weapons/Armor, Weapons for mole huntin' and armor for bigger mole huntin'.

>>480490
Not if we have anything to say about it.

We probably don't considering we are working on domestics.

>>480389
>>480413
sweet we can get tech that helps us now.

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The Dragon God agreed to the dragons' terms. He has gifted the tribe with the magic to create gusts of wind. After he took half of the tribes' treasure. And the broodmother. Into his divine bedroom. He'll return her next turn.

>>480497
shut up, chicken brain

>>480490
That works theb

>>480505
JESUS IS COMING

>>480512
gotcha, will confirm the turn soon

>>480505
GUYS GUYS

WHAT IF NEXT TURN WE COMBINE FIRE AND WIND TO MAKE A FIRE INFERNO.

BLOW AWAY AMMO AND BURN SHIT

>>480505
Dragon God is a furry confirmed

>>480413
also yeah, we could set up negotiations with the elves again, we can be mercenaries for them or something.

>>480494
>>480492
Alright, I think we should have someone in charge of the Citadel Project and all future ones.
If the dragons could appoint one too, we'd work even faster. I'm gonna approve on a culture action to promote a gobbo to Chief Architect. Let's get weapons/armor to go hunting.

>>480512
Side not: the undead are skeletons. therefore, killing them will not create bloodshed, especially if no hummies die. no hummies will die if they rekt the skeletons easily. therefore, I doubt he'll give such power to you.

>>480501
>>480413
Brethren

>>480505
Worth if for potential jesus

Although guys we gotta stop wasting turns on magic this basic

>>480513
Dragon Jesus, he's infinitely cooler

Also We should take a page from the elves and convince the dragons that magic and the arts are just as cool as shinies

>>480494
I think mole ranching is a good idea

>>480523
No one will worship him if they are all dead

>>480505
black dragons incoming

>>480520
I think it would be better if we where mercs for everyone. That way nobody can hold our tribe as a whole acountable.
We'll fight for anyone and everyone, aslong as we can get bloodshed and something nice

>>480532
We could be like mole rednecks.

>>480520
OK then
OP
For first action Orcs Develop weapons
Second: we want to negotiate with Elves again but we'll be on guard from undead

>>480522
Actually guys, the mantle has a point, we should appoint a council of the arts to help with the citadel.

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We now interrupt this game session for a message from the future: "lmao barbarians" - The King

And now we return to the game.
TURN 12 STARTS, REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR RECAPS

>>480541
>>480545
Are we the Russia to their Hitler Germany reign?

>>480550
>>480544

>>480550
That's a human King, make it a dragon and we won't revolt.

>>480538
Worship Brock for battling non-human threats! That covers all!

>>480558
YOu gotta specify what kind of weapons nig

>>480561
Every tribe in this quest is dead in the future thanks to being killed by the King's army anyway

>>480561
So I say we make the bank/shrine this turn so we can get on gods goodside

I say as a culture action we have a dragon begin to horde knowledge that way we can learn our own magic shit from now on, hopefully he/she will work passively and have something for us every few turns

>>480550

If hemp isn't here.
We send a armed group of diplomats to talk to the orcs.
Maybe they know what happened.

Also as a cultural
We appoint the most beautiful elf maiden as a divine priestess who only prays to tree god and asks him for magics and stuff and hugs trees.

Ok dragon bros considering the gibbons want to do a chief architect to help with the citadel, we should totally have a council of the arts that can work on citadel too, also they can serve other purposes outside of biulding

>>480558
make spears? or perhaps clubs out of trees?

>>480550
I believe the midgets have made their decision:

WEAPONS/ARMOR
AND
CITADEL LEAD APPOINTMENT

In the future, they'll be interviewing the lead in documentaries.

OP HOW LONG DO GOBBOS LIVE?

>>480574
This for our culture action

>>480575
I can agree to this. Send an envoy to the Orks and appoint a priest to watch over the tree.

>>480577
>>480581
Should the dragons and gobbos take a vote on who to appoint to be the leads of culture?

>>480574
The seer already does this
>>480573
Putting that on the list

>>480579
we have no trees negotiations failed because of humans
>>480568
What do we have already OP

>>480581
>>480550
Aye, our cultural action is appointing a Chief Architect/Engineer
Our tech action will be making weapons like a spear plus armor to go hunting.

>>480581
10 are going to die of old age this turn

>>480593
Check your screen nigga >>480389

>>480591
No you guys have your own lead of tech and we will have our lead of culture. It's perfect because if they both work on the citadel it'll be dank as fuck

Barbarian turn

1st action : We started to find our rocks fascinating enough to actually study them with our brightest minds! Rockology research process initiated. Also everyone out there is a jerk, fuck outside world

2nd action : After hearing the news about undead from scout that actually found something beside jackshit, whole village decided to finally use Brock's altar and BLOODY MURDER FUCKING 2 ELVES PRISONERS RIGHT ON IT CAUSE IT'S THOSE HIPPIES FAULT I TELL YA and ask for Brock for power against these unhuman threats! And also for more people plz, running low on people.

>>480566
will this do?

>>480591
I don't know. Technically, until we declare democracy a thing, King Gobbo appoints shit

>>480593
we didn't have many trees, but we've been throwing trees before, surely we have trees.

>>480600
fug, forgot to link to >>480550
I blame elves

>>480600
Perfect. Use it

>>480604
We could make clubs out of the undead?

>>480592
We dont really need to appoint someone like the gobbos really because were so small in numbers we dont need the organization, I say we just keep working on magic or something else culture based.

>>480598
They get replaced by births though?

>>480598
fuck man I mean are we in a barren mud area? fuck it
>>480579
We should hunt some bores and make weapons from their bones but leave big bore alone for big orc chief.

>>480599
Yo my nigs, can we do this? To speed the citadel shit up and make culture research faster

>>480611
Yeah, in the next turn

>>480607
already did
I wonder if elves expected those 2 ever back
oh well
should've teach us archery
faggots

>>480609
>>480604
hmmm we can do that, but we need to hunt them. Hopefully we can attack undead orcs and make them in to weapons and the trees we do have in to clubs.

Yes. I think the main focus of the Dragons and Gobbos should be the citadel. We should be devoting all available resources to it.

>>480595
We could use the metal picks as weapons for now

>>480621
you don't know about undead
you can't plan about undead

>>480622
>>480623
indeed.

appointed engineer and work on citadel.

>>480621
>>480604
>>480609
Oh we should develop Orc Martial arts for helping us hunt. It doesn't take a genius to learn Orcng Fu!

>>480623
We want spears and armor for mole hunting. We might as well. Then, when we start mole hunting, we'll get more population which, in turn, will speed up the Great Citadel Project (GCP).

Alright let's not have a council but one dragon as chief of the arts so he can give culture bonuses and work on the citadel.

>>480632
>>480550
Fug
Alright then.
Appoint Chief Engineer/Architect and work on Citadel. All gobbos agree.

>>480633
we are natural masters at orcfu so we could try that too yeah.

>>480635
Fine then, lets elect a grand designer whos job is to build pretty shit that wont collapse.

>>480641
but we should learn to catch things, we are used to letting rocks bounce off us.

I declare that the Great Citadel Project will now be called the GCP.

>>480644
Okay that's one dude who agrees.

We will build the shrine after this turn and then earth magic research from our seer the turn after that.

>>480620
Oh well. Slingshot works for now.

I want to burn the edge of the elven forest because why the fuck not

>>480550
Whatever I'm just going to throw this out there, I'm tired of waiting

Dragons will:

-work on citadel
-elect a chief of the arts to amass and perfect cultural knowledge to work on the citadel.

>>480657
I think your good to just link it now. Also earth magic is a waste of time we made no progress and almost made the seer insane.

>>480638
>>480550
Cancel this last post of mine. Going with the original plan of weapons/armor and appointing Chief Architect/Engineer.
Gobbos discuss a bunch