Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land.Each tribe gets 4 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.Currently, Turn 7 has jsut started and no recap for each tribe has been made.Previous threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>469168Welcome back OP.Now I can get my tree hugging fix
>>469168I am gonna hate my self for staying up
Oh and here is the shitty map
>>469168AyyyyAlright my gobbos, we got to improve our population by a lot. So throw some ideas at me.Our tech action will be making metal tools like pickaxes and hammers.
>>469179It's a nice map shut up
>>469168Here I am.So what are we doing boys? Try to spread the word of the the gods looking suspiciously like the same person, more magic, or dragon adventure party?
Tribes, reply to this post with your turns.
>>469188Thing is, ingame you don't know what the other gods look like
>>469168Fuck where my orcs at?I say we make a deal with the knife ears, we get to fight and we get trees to throw.
>>469195Elves combine magic with our herbalism to get alchemy.(We should be able to make healing potions with that)
>>469198Fug, at least we can put two and two together and see our god is a guy with a dragon hat.
>>469188what if we ask the midgets to help make a volcano by carving out a tunnel in a mountain and try melting rocks in it
>>469208No he isn't, stop saying weird things.
>>469195Well no other orcs on so oooo I guess we will start negotiations with elves, and work on mud technology
>>469209Good chance that'll lead to a load of roasted manlets via lava. They would also have to agree to it.>>469217Hmmm, thats sounds an awful lot like what an imposter god would say.
>>469209That can be an upgrade to the citadel. For now let's just learn masonry and carving in addition to sending out an adventure party. The citadel can come afterwards.
>>469188Lets have the midgets ride on one of is and fly around to try and draw a map
>>469195Elves negotiate with green ones and make more babies.
>>469231Yeah we could put as a culture the more well built your cave is the more awsome they are. I also agree lets do dragon adventure party to find some phat loot.
>>469232Also, once we make the map make a copy of it and sell it to the humans for half of their material wealth so they can finally have good rolls in scouting
>>469231And also the cool thing is is that dragons can use their fire breath and claws to really make the process as easy as using tools. So while the mantlets need to use picks and shit we can just use our bodies and be super good at it.
>>469229No it doesn't
>>469229Let's forget about God for now, not like we can do anything about him yet
>>469228mud technology? TECHNOLOGY IS BAD, we should start using trees as weapons instead
Any tribes that REAL need more player?
>>469232>>469236That's actually an amazing idea. But we can do that without the mantlets. We can just have multiple dragons be assigned part of the world and blammo they are off mapping a portion of the world on stone tablets. Then we bring the tablets together and have a complete map.Let's do the mapping instead of the adventuring party.
>>469243Currently no humans are present
>>469242Well you know we make mud armor and mud houses right?
So I thought, for the manlets, we could maybe start researching what we can do with the metals we smelted. As a tech action.As a normal action, we could... I dunno to be honest... Hey Hippies. I have a deal. So. You can have some of our magic mushrooms. You like that, right? And in exchange, we want some of your sex drugs. Are you up for that kind of thing?
>>469245That's one of our actions.Should we make a badass dragon citadel for our second action?
>>469245Alright then, maybe while mapping maybe they find something cool that we can visit later. So would we use the culture to encourage better caves indirectly making us better builders then?
>>469249Don't deal with the elves. You can make your own aphrodisiac from the shrooms. Just do selective breeding my man.
>>469249Sure next round.Gotta deal with green guys.
>>469249it's pretty easy we'll get pickaxes, hammers, hoes and scythesas for trading with the elves, I disagreewe gotta keep upgrading our tech and population
>>469253We don't have an extra action, we have an extra cultural one. So let's use our seer to commune with the dragon God and elaborate on religious doctrine.
>>469257True dat...Ok, revised plan:For tech, we start developing metalsfor a regular action, we start selectively breeding our shrooms to get love shrooms.All the midgets fine with that?
Also, on a side note...I have delicious pizza atm.
>>469246Ok I take the human barbarian. For our actions.... we gonna boxing gloves that made of... SKULLS!!! And build a huge gym for pumping muscle and gain.
>>469269Just ate some pizza too. Just the right blend of charred crust and bronze glazed cheese... Fuck that's good.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>469270throw a rock first, new guy
>>469263He'll just ask for more of our hordes, maybe as culture we can try to make a different magic like earth type by having the seer work on it.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>469273OK!!!
>>469265Sounds good. >>469195Tech: Start developing metal tools like pickaxes, hammers, hoes and scythesTech: Start selectively breeding our shrooms to get our own aphrodisiac love shrooms.
Right so dragon bros I just wanna be clear 100 percent you feel?Let's map out the world with our flying+written language+gud rolls for our actionAnd commune with our seer to the dragon God to elaborate on religious doctrine As a cultural action.
>>469273>>469277I don't have enough gain.... Need to head back home and pump more muscle...
>>469265Sounds good. Later I want buff shrooms
>>469281I like the mapping idea as it'll help out later. But I feel the dragon god will just ask for more of our hordes like last time so I'd rather we work on magic.
>>469248yeah true, let's get more mud tech then.
>>469287Okay my man. Let's have our seer make earth magic as a cultural action.
>>469277your rock tosses are average, therefore final decision about turn is up to me.tho your idea of actions is ok I guess. we do need some fighting power.>>469195barbarian turn1st action : build the arena to train the best warriors out there in the name of Brock2nd action : make a fistcuffs from regular animal skulls which we used before switching to orc skull hats
>>469287Yeah I think dragon God will just ask us to do more stereotypical dragon things as he doesnt have any other desiresHonestly surprised he doesnt want more of us for more prayer, or maybe a spiritual practice or something to give him more with less people
>>469290Alright then hopefully the seer can thhink something up. Its just I dont want to ask for favors we can do ourselves and end up losing a load of loot.
>>469299It's because nobody asked him yet
>>469195Righto my op. Dragons have voted on this:-map out the world with the help of flying+written language+the dice gods as our action-have the seer experiment with the earth and commune with the mountain in an attempt to unlock the secrets of earth magics as our cultural option.>>469295Sorry for posting late.You gonna vote with or against?
>>469290Earth magic seems good.We can use it for building our citadel
ELF STONER REPORTING IN MY MELLONS
>>469306with, I said 'sounds alright' as in that Idea sounds good
>>469306Let's spook the humans and orcs by flying really low over their settlements during mapping.Since the orcs use themselves as projectiles, hilarity will ensue...
>>469291We properly need to develop iron tech in the future. Both our weapon and armor tech is pretty shitty...
>>469312Well do ya vote for commuting for the God or going for the magics? Cause everybody else voted for the magics. Unless you have a good way to go about pleading to the dragon God.
>>469322Let's ask God to give us magical viagra to increase our fertility and instead of our hoards our offering will be more dragons to worship him?
>>469322I dunno, just whatever, i'm going to bed
>>469329I dont think its us being not wanting the other gender, it seems to be just that they're so fucking greedy they wont even share bodily fluids like semen.
>>469321in last thread we went out to look for resources for 4 timeseach time we found jack shit, let's just raid everything we need from nearby civs instead.
>>469333Then let's ask God to convince our dragos that semen is not considered part of our hoards.Or just get Boss Dragon to do it. Violently.
>>469333>>469340Don't you guys have the broodmother? You'll increase your pop by turn 9
>>469340Thats asking someone greedy to tell someone greedy to stop being a greedy piece of shit, it wont work. He even encourages being a greedy piece of shit.We already have the broodmother raping dragons anyways.
>>469329>>469333We already have the brood motherAlso op if ya could please give us the countdown timer for new dragons from the brood mother in our little civ window thing.>>469306So let's just go with this guys come on
>>469350Yeah earth magic is great.We can use it to make our badass citadel
>>469336I had read it from last thread and I was pretty much WTF when Human failed with their searches. I think we real need to gain more knowledge first than searching for resources. Without knowledge we will have no fucking clue what we will REAL NEED from unknown resources.
Alright, so we good? No takebacks.
>>469355We're making a map to sell to you :^)
>>469355Aye yo it's cool we dragons can educate the shit out of you later down the line.For a price.
>>469359yeee, give us the update
>>469355let's just keep using orc skullsthey are sturdy
>>469359Do the orcs and humans have their choices? I know the mantles do, and yes the dragons are cool.
>>469359Oh shit.I totally forgot about the elves.Do we need to care about the elves?
>>469359Yep we are good.
>>469374They're too high to do anything this turn
Alright. TURN 7 Ends.The humans have decided to make an arena to train their warriors. Give em something to channel all that rage inside due to how shitty the world has treated them in regards to scouting. As a result the barbarians are now stronger and more violent. Which in gameplay terms means a +5 to attacking rolls.Oh and now they use skulls as some sort of makeshift gauntlets too. Further increasing their battle powers.
>>469378We should totally fly over their forest and nuke it with greater fireballs. Fuckin hilarious.
>>469381They won't even notice the forest burning while they're smoking crackthisisfine.png
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>469380goodokay, >>469355 what's your ideas for next turn?
>>469381Remember, they have bows. And I think OP would be mean and make their bows imba.Although I agree, nuking their forest would be absolutely hilarious.
>>469392I think you're running this turn xD
The goblins, after discovering they can melt the metals they mined. Started looking into ways that they can use this. One day, a goblin noticed the melted down metal, when cooled, takes another shape. After experimenting a bunch, as in keep melting down metals and pouring them down random holes in their cave, the goblins managed to create simple metallic tools. Look like ass currently but at least they get the job done and have replaced stone tools as the official equipment.In other news, the goblin farmers are trying to look for a mushroom type that can be used as an aphrosidiac, haven't make much progress with that but they're hopeful
>>469389Also considering meta, and also the fact that our dragons are probably pissy. We should also open up an arena in the citadel for dragon combat for bets, resolved arguments and also just good old fun.Might even go back to an earlier proposal of mine and create a fucking draconic martial art that capitalizes on all of our extra appendages and claws and shit.
>>469393Let's just burn the edge of the forest and let the wind do the rest of the work
>>469393Well, we could do with some dragon stew.And dragon boots.And dragon helmets.And dragonbone spears...
>>469397remember little manlets. tools are great and all, but what you gonna do if you can't throw some rocksrock throwing is important
>>469361Question is if we are smart enough to read the map...>>469364I hope it not involving Dragon Broodmother raping our kin... No Jorgan!!! Don't think about it you filthy pervart! Go back and pump your muscle!!!>>469370Let see if we can find something harder than orc skulls because replacing them will be little difficult unless we raid orcs.>>469392I think one of our action is try to figure out which material is good enough to craft as weapons or tools. Harder and durable is better.
>>469393As a midget worker who just woke up to see that we made pickaxes, i need more coffee.
>>469393Nigger we have fire, we can literally burn the arrows and their growth spells in flight and just fly out of range if they are persistent.Nuking the elves would take like zero effort.
>>469408>read map upside down>still not getting good rolls
>>469405>Flint arrows >Piercing dragon scalesHilarious!
>>469408>Let see if we can find something harder than orc skulls because replacing them will be little difficult unless we raid orcs.>I think one of our action is try to figure out which material is good enough to craft as weapons or tools. Harder and durable is better.so, new orc skulls? Or dragon skulls?
>>469418Try elven skulls
The dragons sent out a party of 3 to map the lands on their stone tablets. This will probably take 2 turns. Provided they don't run into any trouble.Meanwhile the dragon seer decided to look into other magics. He has retreated into his cave to start communicating with the mountains. Which basically means he talks to his wall all day.So far nothing has happened yet.
>>469418You throw rocks we throw them back.On fire.And really fucking hard.
>>469415Just pierce the wings and let gravity and horny Japanese vines do the rest.
I HAVE RETURNED.What are the other gobos doin? I read all the updates thats it.
>>469427I have trauma of arrows in the eyes>>469434>think they can scare us with rocks on firewe know rocks and fire, what so scary, chicken brains
>>469436>Whats fire breath>Whats our superior dragon muscle
>>469401>>469411>>469393>>469439alright boys, our basics are really goodwe can work on the love shrooms next turnLet's start making metal weapons and/or armor tooFeel free to suggest my fellow manlets.
>>469413............ Can't defend that....>>469418Or maybe turtle shell to use as shield. Pointy horn to stab with.>>469427Too flimsy.
>>469436If bows won't work let's just focus down water magic.Make it rain.
The elves, using their prior knowledge of herbs and whatnot to create a better version of the medicinal herbs they had. Now its a liquid that can help heal wounds. Some elves still prefer the old herb ones though as those gets them high.One of the elven lookout noticed huge green men accross the river. Being "green" themselves, the elves sent out a party to meet these green men
>>469445I honestly think we have no need to focus on weapons quite yet. Remember, we have a deal with the dragons and they protect us.Love shrooms I agree with, but instead of weapons, I suggest mechanics. Since we're supposed to be sort of tinkers, I think getting basic mechanics up and running.
>>469450nah, dragon skulls should be big enough for shieldsbones are best materialeasy to gather too.
>>469450You guys should try pic related
>>469432Sounds like the perfect time to look at my argument for a dragon martial art.You know how they have that Kung fu spiritual ki voodoo shit? Well if we have that then maybe by breaking rocks we can learn earthquake magic.
>>469475USE THE DRAGONFORCE
>>469464Aw shit, that's a good idea. What kind of mechanics though?
>>469485Make robot legs to fix your height...
Heres an idea. Lets try to do magic. We can combine it with our tech to make airbreathers and cool stuff. Also i'm not sure why we need the shroom love we have a lot of pop. But okay.
>>469485Tripwires, gears, triggers, stuff like that.
>>469495I don't think we can do magicI think magic is tied to praying to God and god is tall and he's an asshole
One day, the orcs decided to play with mud due to boredom.Then they found dried mud is pretty hard and used that shit as armor and slapped it on their shitty stick houses too.In another note, noticing pointy eared girlymen moving towards them, the orcs sent out a party to intercept these strange effeminate people
>>469475So for culture have people learn dragon martial arts along with us still mapping?
>>469495When we get around to doing the citadel we can give you magic in exchange for working on it with us. Or if you get earth magic first then we will trade the shit out of that.
>>469502No the mapping is still passive, just the same way like waiting for a dragon egg.
Yeah.I think the price for goblins being amazing at tech is no magic. :C
>>469501Didnt we get +5 population this turn?
>>469515And no height
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>469450I have two ideas. raid elves and orcs meet upor raid orcs village while some of them are away.and eat their mountswe can also do both.fuck orcsmy rock throw will prove me right
>>469500>>469485Lets make some digging mechanics, seeing as thats what we mostly focus on, and could create some rather great buildings and tools with the ores we get.
>>469500No harm in trying. If we cant we will just make flight and bomb ERROBODY.[spolier]DRAGON MANLETS WHEN!?
>>469509If it is passive then maybe tech and try to learn masonry/architecture.
>>469516Forgot my name
>>469519BROCK WILL BE HAPPY
Rolled 1 (1d10)Where my Boneheads at? Toss a rock so i can see you
AND NOWWW THE ORCS MEET THE ELVES FOR THE FIRST TIME!ELVES AND ORCS. Reply to this post with what you want to do in this meeting>>469516You did, I just forgot to write it there, it's in.
>>469527Yeah lets make our badass citadel already.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>469532>can't see my glorious rock throw >>469519your hats are oversizedhave a rock
Right so a list of things to consider for the dragons:-extra magic-extra loot-art tech, carving, engraving, architecture, etc.-massive citadel (theoretically should come before some art tech)-draconian Kung fu for increased magic and badass proficiencyI dunno what should I add on the list? Dragons got some suggestions?Personally I want art techs and dragon Kung fu asap.
Okay so...Hello, noble savages with... uh... shit plastered all over your bodies! We are emissaries from the Elven forest and we come in peace!
>>469544Lets dig around for some hot springs.Gotta have them hot springs.
>>469519Shit man Brock is real with you. Wait? We are also gonna rape orcs too?NOO JORGAN!!! Don't get weird idea...! Go back and pump your muscle again....
>>469546Too high to reply huh
>>469544Dragon king fu sounds good becaue of the meditation bonus and combat and stuff like that. Then I say we learn some architecture so we can finally start on the citadel
>>469548Oh dude fuck yeah, we can pay the gobbos somehow to do some sewage and plumbing work in the citadel and make some top notch bath houses.
>>469544Also, we only have one Broodmother.Let's have another female be a Broodmother so we get two dragos every few turns instead of one
>>469533We offer you half of the trees that die naturally in the forest for you to lob around and shit in exchange for you helping us protect the woods from the humies and the odd jewish lizard.
>>469533Greetings noble savagesWe shall give you fallen trees for you to throw and shipments of medicines so you an fight more.Just protect us and move just outside the forest.
>>469550eh, if you are getting kink out of that I won't stop you.I'd prefer elves tho, they are more smoooooth.
>>469544Dang we gobos should get a list of stuff to do.-shrooms-citadel-mechanics like pulleysidk what else. We need some goals gobos.
>>469550Yea. We are an elvish kinda camp. They have nice hats.
>>469572You want another lobotomy, roundear?
AFTER the Elves have talked. THE ORCS....did not replyConfusion reigns
Ay yo where are the orcs? Let's get this moving people.
>>469521>>469522>>469580Hmmwe should focus on what we can make with metals this turn then.Currently our tools look like shit but they work great, having better molds instead of using holes in the cave would be good.Mechanics would be nice and our Gobbos can become even smarter just by tinkering. Maybe a culture action like setting up a government would do?
>>469550at least you are not into humping mother earth as those weird ones which shaman told us aboutso, no complaining about using both actions to attack?hat dude? >>469532>>469586>got one lucky shot in MK I helmets>think he is hot shit
>>469586I do nor recall you lobbing our bottoms.
>>469568maybe throw in some green clothes too, it'll help us sneak better, but I'm okay with moving camp up to near the forest and protect your trees if the need arises
>>469587We're not known for our thinking ability
>>469580I would like to later invest in caste system and eugenics. I'd like to breed powerful goblins.
>>469587Hmmm... maybe they'll understand us if we talk louder.DO. YOU. SPEAK. ELVISH!?
>>469600If it'll make your savages look less savage I'm willing to throw that in.
>>469568On the side, who's up for a drug indused orgy
>>469600>already green>wear green clothes for campwhats the point
>>469604We dragons can help you with the eugenics part. If some gobbos swore to protect and honor th dragon god I'm sure we can have dragon blood gobbos as a reward.
>>469601>>469605If this keeps up, this meeting will ahve to take 2 turns
>>469595Lets make the gobos america. But not terrible and trump based. I say better tools maybe a hand turned drill? Then we get some democracy.Hey dragons do you mind giving us your written language? We are like science so we need to record stuff.
>>469610sure sure, I'm okay with these terms >>469618
>>469617Dude, if we try that we'll literally spear the gobbos and kill them.
>>469595Invest in shaping hot metal with hammers and stones. This alows us to work metals into swords or other shit. Metal working Later let's try to lock for ways to make explosives with alchemy and other shit.
>>469618>If this keeps up, this meeting will ahve to take 2 turnsgoood, goooooooooooooood
>>469619yeah, thats sounds good. OH! and can we have, like, a painting or something dragons, its kinda gray and dull here...
>>469621It'll be very messy.And not the good kind.
>>469619Yeah, no problem. Matter of fact since you guys can't have magic, scrap the fire magic we aught to give you our language as a reward for working on the citadel. Maybe some other stuff too.
>mfw the orcs just walk away
>>469630>other stuffPlease. Dragon Manlets. WE CAN TRY I SAY. WE CAN MAKE A CANNON AND STUFF IT FULL!
>>469628No no no I'm not talking about sex dude I'm talking about a blood pact. Like binding your soul to the dragon God in exchange for height, magic ability, some swole, and maybe a tail.
>>469633i'd prefer them to stand there a litttle bit more
>>469620Suddenly, an orc speaks up! He says the orcs will agree to this deal!But then it's the elves who are silent this time.>>469637Who said anything about sex you pervert.
>>469625>>469619We can do better tools like drills once we learn how to shape the metal with our hammers. Once we learn the dragon language, let's write the constitution and have some laws.
>>469638I hear that. Raid them while theybare gone?
>>469641 we agree with it.The deal I mean.
>>469637I think you're the horny one here
>>46964110/10 negotiations, would trade again
>>469641it takes two turns, both parties are too high and slow to get this shit rolling>>469646betterraid them AND raid meeting place of orcs and elves AT THE SAME TIMEGenius strategy
>>469651Hell yeah my nig. Thinkin bout that brood pussy.
>>469619We could easily create democracy with this tight knit community that hate tall people. Fuck their tribe king shit
>>469620So you get MedicineClothesDead trees.We getYour protectionAnd you move outside the forest for our convenience....sounds fair.
>>469641We are happy that you are able to talk agree with our reasonable terms! Here, take this green cap to your chief as a sign of our friendship!
>>469655Let's train in wrestling so we can use it in combat AND to force nonconsenting dragos to give up their semen
>>469654I'd bet a hat or two on that
>>469656I feel like our empire (that the dragons are part of) has done the most things. That just me?We still dont have a good end game goal. Maybe we spring for space tech as an end game?
After a round of AWKWARD SILENCE. Both sides finally agrees. The elves will give the orcs clothing, medicine and dead trees in exchange for protection.Both parties will return home automatically after this turn. And the orcs will have to spend an action to move their camp to the edge of the forest.TURN 8 STARTSTribes, reply to this post with your turns
For this turn, we learn wrestling and masonry?
>>469665>Your empire>Not ours>>469662Draconic martial arts are where its AT! Not wrestling, Get with the times.
>>469666Forgot pic>>469665Please remember, all of you, that you're all still in tribal stage.
>>469662Dragon Kung fu doubles as a magic booster and fighting style. We can also put in individual actions to create schools that teach and enhance on different aspects.So we can spend a turn fleshing out a physical combat school that gives a large bonus to swole, or one that gives a big boost to magic potential, or another that exponentiates another factor like speed so that we can travel longer distances. It can mean a lot of shit
>>469654Focus on training and groin hats. (Skulls on waist for defense)
>>469660ya, if you're okay with those terms
Gobbos, let's work on metal working this turnLike forging the metal into shapes with our hammer. We can do mechanics too and get gears so we can get some clocks or other nerdshit.
>>469676Lets culture for martial arts, while also working on learning masonry. Lets get the citadel going already.
>>469676Dragon martial arts it is.What about our cultural move?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>469675so wait, orc and elves parties return to home AFTER 8 turn or after 7 one which is now complete?>>469681fuck that. everyone got alliances rolling. we need to fuck orc shit FAST before elves react.
>>469669By ours I meant the gobos and the dragons.>>469685What about paper or smelting mushrooms to make ink?
>>469666>>469685We, living in shitty little... things, need to research building and such, being little guys, it wouldnt take allot of materials for homes.
>>469690after 8, if nobody bothers them
>>469685Hold on gobbs we have to agree are we going to try for magic citadel as soon as possible? Cause if so then us dragons can learn masonry while you guys do tools or construction so that next turn we can build the citadel.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>469690Fine. We fight orcs. Second action?My second action is waist armor
>>469685>>469691hmmm, we need paper, but those come from trees and we live in caveswe can engrave stuff like the dragons do The citadel could be our home if we work really hard on it.>>469702aw shit, we can work on the citadel now that we have tools and materials.
I am loving this threads already>Humans getting shat by RNG and shit dispite their best efforts because barbarians are shit>orcs just doing fuck all like the tards all that orcs are>The scalies and manlets are pretty much taking it seriously and working together>elves are just being elves
>>469690What's the rolls for?Training for when you guys finally scout?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>469697PERFECT>>469681>>469704I remind you of my godly rock throw, which was the sign that BROCK WANTS BLOODMORE BLOOD OF ORCSAND ELVESAND EVERYTHINGEVERYONE HEALTHY BARBARIAN GOES TO RAID NOWHALF RIADS MEETING PLACE, HALF RAIDS THE ORC VILLAGEAND KILLS EVERYONEHAHAHHAAHA
>>469702Or rather the turn after next turn. Am I saying this right?>>469675Oh yeah op, the seer will develope a martial art that helps him concentrate so that he can listen to the earth better, also we will use our fire breathing and claws to master masonry and carving, or just stonework in general
>>469707First lets us get architecture so next turn we'll have everything and it wont be shit.
>>469675Can we make a move to attack the hummies?
>>469707Mushroom ink and paper.So we going:First Turn-Work on CitadelSecond Turn-Make shiny pretty stuff for the citadel. Or something else.
>>469714We are throwing rocks, you uncultured chicken brains>he can't throw rocksliterally manlet tier
>>469725Sure why not, it's not like attacking stuff is not allowed
>>469714No it's rock throwing to see who is da best barb.Look at the human civ sheet.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>469728I can throw flaming rocksWatch this
>>469729turn order wise humans move first, right? so we can affect next turns of others.
>>469707>>469727as much as i agree...As goblins, we got no order. so first turn citadel and second we research a type of governing.
>>469727Nah nah nah, we aren't ready yet to bould the citadel though you guys might be. We need to tech up slightly.You guys work on proper metal tools or something like that. Then after this turn we will be ready.
>>469666 action: move camptech: hit sticks together and discover fire
>>469742We also need to learn plumbing for those bath houses.This is very important.
>>469734>throwing slighty warm rock from height on the groundmeh, but I glad you uncultured swine start to be influenced by our superiour culture
>>469737Sure why not
>>469727>>469724>>469720>>469740Alright, let's let the Dragons work on masonry first then we can build next turn.This turn however, shroom paper and ink is ingenious. Let's work on construction too, so our architectural skills can help with the citadel later or work on improving our metalworking so our tools don't look like shit.
>>469715*eye roll* More hats i guess. Fine. Lets go
Okay so we stuff needed to make a citadel Like shiny pretty things. And use our first action to make a democracy?>>469743>Doesnt have an infinite source of fire from jewish dragonskek
>>469756yeah, that sounds good.
>>469675Magic-Work on water magic to make it stronger.Culture-Make babies
>>469759Infinite as long as you can pay for it
>>469759>Cant reach the top shelf
>>469768Oi you mess with the mantlet you get your civ nuked to oblivion.
>>469715....... Ok! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO.... I mean... BLOOD AND GLORY! FOR BROCK!!!
>>469666barbarian turn1st action : use half of population to raid orcs village while they are preparing to move. Kill everything, loot everything, eat mounts. Rape woman if someone really wants to.2nd action: use other half of population to raid elves and orc meeting place (it was located nearby barbarian village, so it was easy to spot). grab every possible goods which were involved in trading, and get some girly elves to rape at home. then do quick tactical retreat to back to home village with all the goods. Kill everyone not valuable.PRAISE BROCK>>469758you can get elven hats now
>>469768>Cant kill any humans
>>469675Oh shit op did we respond yet?I think we did just makin posotive.
>>469779>Gets killed by litterally everything
>>469665How about robots and mechs or at least golems. To be honest I want to create swole master race goblins
>>469666>>469675Tech: Work on shroom paper and ink, cut the base of the shrooms into slices while smelting the tops into ink.Tech: Improve our construction skills by creating homes for our people.Government and citadel next turn I think.All gobbos good with these actions?
>>469786Not really, unless you count this >>469720
>>469789>dumber that dirt
>>469725We are too few. We should make more babies and maybe make wooden armour or something before doing that.
>>469800Yeah that's what we decided on.Just making sure.
>>469803No wooden armor.Yes babies.I want more water magic before dragons nuke us.
>>469799I agree.>>469778>pic related
>>469778>grab girly elvesinb4 its all guysYou humans are so dumb I can see it happening
>>469813This nigger is actually scared.Feels good my man.
>>469813We need some sort of armour, we are the second weaker race after the gobbos.Or...We could use grass and leaves in our clothes as camouflage.
>>469835You wood niggers already blend in the trees
>>469835We literally can just burn your entire forest down.Camo isn't worth shit if literally everything is on fire.
>>469835FightIn flammable armorI feel like that's a bad idea.We can just invent tanning leather and get leather armor.We have animals.
>>469821The pants things help
>>469846Good luck burning us when we suffocate you with our sacred grass smoke.
>>469849Can't you hippies just invent gas mask?It's the smoke that kills not the firePlus you can use it to smoke weed with greater efficiency
>>469849Sounds good.And hey, we could even use the leather of the orcs that die of old age if they let us.
>>469866>orcs>dying from old agesorry, not going to happen
The humans have decided to go murderize the surrounding tribes. They've set sights on the orc camp and the meeting near the river.Brock sees their bloodlust as good and blesses themThe barbarians have moved to attacking. Prepare for battle elves and orcs.
>>469866So water magic and baby's now.Then fire.(We don't have that apparently)Then leather.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>469874HAIL BROCK>>469851you are only one reliable here, prepare for rolls!
>>469874mfw im the only orc to roll
>>469874>humans train in boxing>dragos learning kung fuWhy do I feel like this quest is slowly turning in to a thinly veiled martial arts one
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>469874Sir!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>469882I can roll too!!!! FOR BROCK!!!!!
>>469890>>469882Holy shit its like you guys are in Dicestralia
>>469896I was very wrong, brother!LET'S THE BLOOD BATH BEGINS
>>469901For Brock!And HAAATTTTSSS
>>469874Aye yo since there is only one Orc you want me to roll as an Orc to even the odds?
>>469907you can't do that, chicken brains
>>469874I'll pray to tree god.Dear tree god the filthy hummies hate trees.Please help us waste them.
>>469911Meh alright I guess in a way it is unethical.
>>469912>ignoring tree throwing culture of orcs you got trade goinghypocrite hippieshippicrites
>>469874>aI roll for entertainment of watching them fight.1d20
>>469922Orcs throw dead trees around.Dead trees help fertilize soil.Helps plants grow.You were saying filthy hummies.
AND NOW THE BATTLE BEGINS.First, the humans inttercepted the orc elves meeting.As before, each side rolls , whoever has the higher number, with the difference being about 10 and up, wins.Bonuses:Humans: Brock's favour: +40; Training : +5; Skull fists: +5; Surprise attack: +5Orcs: Big guys: +5; Mud armor: +5; Orc God wants blood: +10Elves: Bows: +10; Distracting girly visage: +5Elven god is kinda on the fence about giving orcs trees so he doesn't bless the elves this timeHumans roll 1d100, whichever human the highest roll will be picked and add to the bonusElves and Orcs, since you're together, each roll 1d50, the highest of each side will be added together, then add the bonuses of each side
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>469929LET IT RAIN BLOOD
Rolled 27 (1d50)>>469929lets do this girly friends
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>469912AIM FOR THE DICK
Rolled 10 (1d50)>>469929Filthy hummies.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>469929Lets goooo Haaaatttts
>>469928>he doesn't know HOW orcs get those "dead" trees in such amountsignorance is a blissyou'll never know now. HA HA HA
>>469936THE TARGET WAS TOO SMALL TO HIT
>>469936nigga, you rolled a d10
>>469929OP Why don't we get bonus for superior numbers?
>>469950Elves are high as per usual
>>469950elves being high is A HUGE HELP>>469954I told you, wearing THAT many hats will eventually get you tripped
>>469950Oh. It was a d100?Do I roll again or...
Guys come on roll proper d100s jeez.
>>469960You better roll since your other elf got a 10
>>469955The meeting is a small party for both sides. While the barbarians have half their entire camp
>>469967Oooooooh okay nvm humans roll d100 only gotcha my bad op.
>>469967how the hell do you even roll? ive tried everything.
>>469969I think thanks to all confusion they are all already dead
>>469974dice+1d100 in the options field
>>469974Mate you do this: dice+1d10Put that in the options field. No spaces or nothin just like that.
>>469974Roll by typing dice+1d100 in the options field.
>>469974>implying manlets can roll
Orcs and Elves roll dice+1d50 in options fieldHumans are 1d100
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>469967Kill kill kiññ
>>469995You are 1d50 dumdum
Rolled 6 (1d20)watching the battle for entertainment.
>>469998I tricked him:^)
>>469995Oshit>1d100Kek, waste>>469974Which tribe were you again?
>>469995Can we just divide that and round OP that's our best roll?
>>469998I think he was so high, he is already dead at this point.you basically teaching elf faggot how to shoot yourself with a bowcan we have bow technology now?
If Elf Weedy Dealer don't roll a proper 1d50 and reply to my previous post in 2 minutes, I'll have to take the 10
>>470003i dont have to roll, i just wanted to.
Rolled 9 (1d50)>>469998FUCK
>>470009Roll proppa or get neg god stats
Rolled 79 (1d100)Rolling for keks.If rolls are high then the dragons will be pleased.If low then a pissed dragon will nuke the shit out of that place out of anger for not giving good entertainment.
>>470014Oh my god that's even worse
>>470014Reply to OP, not me :^)
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>470014>managed to get lower than the 10You high >>470016Rolling for amusement as well
>>470014maybe the elves shouldn't have taken so many drugs
>>470014Top quality laughs.You get bonus points elves. No nuking for you. For a while.
>>470012>>470014Review of elf raid on "BestRaidPlaces.com"ELVES ARE SO HIGH, THEY ARE REALLY SQUISHY AND HARMLESS - WOULD RAID AGAIN, RECOMMENDED
>>470029*all of my hats begin laughing*>>470027Bwahahahahahahaha
>>470030TREE GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
>>470034We should have kept some elf women with these rolls. Not just rape them.
AND NOW, THE ROLL RESULTS FOR THIS ROUNDHumans:70+40+5+5+5 = 125Elves and Orcs:27+10+5+5+10+10+5 = 72Amazing
>>470037Cause your a bunch of pussies that think they are better than everyone.We dragons are rightfully better than everyone, in certain ways at least.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>470014Shit man... I pity my enemies...
>>470039but we do keeping them see >>469778>and get some girly elves to rape at homekeyword - at homeunless your raping skills are so high - elves will explode in process
>>470040I never knew God had an extra hat and alias
>>470047Yay! Hats AND bitches
>>470046You clearly don't pity them
The barbarians came down onto the meeting in a storm of fists and rocks.No elf or orc survived.In the carnaged, the barbarians were a little too violent so they couldn't find any loot that was crushed under their fists. At least they found 2 elven women to take back to their village.Sadly all the "women" they found were actually males. Ya just can't tell with elves.
>>470040Now that everyone at the deal is dead, do we still have to move our camp? Since theres nobody on either side who knows of the deal??
>>470072Oh and forgot to mention, since all the people who knows a deal has been made is dead. Both orcs and elves don't know of their alliance.NEXT IS THE ORC CAMP RAID
>>470072>Sadly all the "women" they found were actually males. Ya just can't tell with elves.so we got 2 slave population increase then?will use those faggots to teach us bows and shitotherwise - well, let's leave that to their imaginations>>470077even better!
>>470077Holy shit not another awkward silence negotiations
>>470073>do we still have to move our camp?>he thinks they'll have camp to move.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>470077Rolling for additional amusement
>>470084I'm all for it if it'll be at their "usual" place
>>470090Rolling for holding back the urge to nuke with you
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>470090Ill double down on that.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>470097Lemme try to fix this
>>470097truly, a manlet roll
20 barbarians storm the metaphorical gates of the orcs.Bonuses:Humans: Brock's favour: +40; Training : +5; Skull fists: +5; Surprise attack: +5Orcs: Big guys: +5; Mud armor: +5; Orc God wants more blood: +15, Home turf: +25; Boar mounts: +3; Super Boar: +1NOW EACH SIDE ROLL 1d100
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>470096>tfw got high from amusement forgot to roll>>470090Rolling to hold you back to prevent you from nuking
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>470090>>470097well, let's at least try to be mercifulbetter hope I roll high, elf boys
>>470061At lest I try to show compassion before we have wonderful victory party with ale and elf "women"...
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>470102just back in time for a role
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>470102inb4 1
>>470102oh shit, 55 vs 54the orcs have to roll higher by 1 to win>>470114OH SHIT
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>470102MORE BLOOD
>>470114Ooh baby. Orc God smiles upon you
>>470105Don't worry, I held him back from nuking them so that our amusement continues
>>470072Okay, we can use this traumatic experience for our advance as a culture.ALL HUMANS DESERVE DEATHWE WILL USE THE BLOOD OF OUR DEAD COMRADES AS BODY PAINT SO THAT WE NEVER FORGET THEM (not to mention we'll eat them)We should develop a more guerrilla warfare-y style of combat.As in, hide in the trees, throw sticks at the bad guys and jump and climb away once they get too close.
>>470120FUCKWHERE ARE MY BARB BROS ATSTOP FUCKING ELVES
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>470102LET ROOOOCK AND ROLL!!!!
>>470123But no one survived so no one knew who killed them.As far as the elves know, since they were meeting orcs and never came back means that the orcs killed your elves
>>470115AVENGE US, ORCBROS! AVENGE US!
>>470123BUt you don't know they killed your party because none made it back :^)Okay I kid, elven lookouts could have saw the carnage from atop the trees, but it waaasss pretty far away, all they know is that humans and orcs were involved
>>470057HAT MANDO ITFUG
>>470130Hey at least one humie should have died or dropped his hat in the fight now.
>>470136Well hummies already attacked us so we're prejudice against them
>>470136the real question is, do we know that the barbarians fugged us? i mean no one made it back and we're getting attacked by barbarians again
>>470136Then how about "EVERYONE FROM THE PLAINS MUST DIE"?
>>470105Oi! You there! Your a gobbo! You can't roll!Unless the humans are bothering you. In which case tell us to nuke them and it'll be a-ok.
MIDGETS! i got it! WeNEED to research into alcohol, sell it to the neighboring tribes, make bank.
>>470145You do not.
>>470145Barbarian-Orcs relations are alredy in the shitter so you can just blame them for everything
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>470102
>>470145Pretty sure half the human camp is attacking the full orc camp excluding the small party that was sent to have tea time with elves.Orcs should have a numerical advantage
>the savages are killing each other and becoming weakJust as planned
>>470162I guess doing double attack was pulling a leg of a lady luckfugat least we are not defeated terribly, right? >>470160 someone should've survived.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>470167Rolling for how amused the Dragons are
>>469666Can we change the moving our camp action to literally moving our camp, away from the humans, to the north east preferably
>>470160well that's exactly what's gonna happen, pin the blame on the donk... i mean barbarian.
>>470172At least one raid was successful. Im content with my elf and orc hats
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>470178Rolling for number of books gobos will make on this war.
AND NOW, THE ROLL RESULTS OF THIS ROUNDHumans: 75 + 40 + 5 +5 +5 = 130Orcs: 93 + 5 +5 +15 + 25 +3 +1 = 147
>>470167>chicken brains think he is hot shit>still doesn't have rock throwing culture
>>470178>>470172Dragons are not amused.We're gonna barbeque your survivors for MAXIMUM FUN because no one knows what happened
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>470178We already rolled for that though. Actually this is a separate roll.Rolling to prevent nukage
>>470189Seeing that the humans lost, should be turn their survivors to ash?Should be fun seeing the three tribes point fingers at eachother since no one knows what happened
>>470186so closeand yet so far
>>470186Since the numbers are close... its not total carnage right?
>>470198Kek, I say we do it. Their weak and we can take their valubles.
>>470198Meta rolls that's not part of a turn action doesn't count unless that's your action for next turn
>>470203I sure do hope so
>>470210We're making it our action for next turn
>>470215Lets get the gobbos in on this to if they want to join
>>470186Our Gods become very pleased with our battles!Even we lose the battle with the orcs, we still have elf "women" to "play" with.
>>470220to keep pleasing our both gods we both need to survive in enough numbers or you want to fight with some faggots across the river?
>>470223We can let them ride on our backs, we can use this battle to see how much buffs we get in a fight
>>470231Nah let's carry them in our claws or feet and have them lob javelins while we do magic. The ultimate hellish fly by.
The second attack didn't go so well for the humans. The orcs fiercly defended their home and killed the invaders. Only some mamaged to escape back to the barbarian village
>>470237Perfect, were the heavy guns with fireballs while they just lob shit at them like annoying shits.
>>470238How long will the humans at the river take to travel back to their village?
>>470238do we get their hats to use as our hats, I mean I don't care if it's my brothers skull, it's still pretty cool
>>470242But have you seen their rolls?
So, am I understanding this correctly?We gobbos and dragons want to kill the humans?wut?I'm up for that actually.That seems cool.We can throw like, metal spike things down on them while we ride the dragons! That would be amazing. Sign me up.
>>470238more than half survived, damaging alliance of hippies and orcs, also destroying their trading resources and bringing uncertainty in diplomatic relations, also getting some prisoners for good stuffeh.it's okay result as far I'm concerned.and gods are pleasedjust gotta make more babies
>>470249Lets use their hats instead of our lionclothes. Show them what we think of their silly 'culture'
The orcs, meanwhile, had their numbers reduced due to the battles, even with the gift from Orc God.After the chaos, they tried banging sticks togerhter to make something, but with their strength all they did was break alot of sticks.Oh and some wanted to move to a better location, so they started looking into packing up their things.
>>470261YES, that is a great idea
>>470255Since the humans are seperated, we're raiding their village and the survivors from the orc village battle while the humans at the river are still yet to come home.For extra loot and shits and giggles.Shits and giggles mostly because this way no one knows what happens and it will be amusing watching them point fingers at eachother
>>470243They're already back, they live near it
>>470263ayo, how long does it take to make mudhuts?
>>470267As midgets,should we assist them?
>>470256More babies. More walls. Orc bone walls?
>>470268Aye, that's a bummer.Dragos, do we still raid or are we going back to masonry?
Wait our mappers haven't come back yet with their Intel. Actually no we can just watch everything from our mountains so we know where they are right?
The elves trained their water magic, and are now able to produce slightly more water in their streams, gotta water dem plants. With more sex, they managed to increase their population a bit, but with the elven party sent to the orcs missing, that didn't help much.Elven lookouts saw humans running up to the meeting but then all the carnage kicked up too much dust to see what was the results>>470274a turn
>>470287hmmm, we have some numbers to throw aroundbut we gotta reinforce our own holdings first
>>470256Yep we real need to breed more babies! By the way... Do our god Brock have wife? Like Goddess of Fertility?
Okay barbswhat dowe need to regain populationmaybe get defenses rollingand do something with prisonersour options - scout for nearby human tribes to get them into our nation- build dem walls- interrogate elves prisoners, so they'll teach us their technology - like bows or medicine shityour ideas?>>470288babies are good, but it's too slow growth. tho scouting was fruitless before. Dunno what is betterbut yeah, we need dem walls.
>>470289Nah dragon citadel takes higher priority. Then we can consider going on a rampage.Prepare puny mortals
>>470301Well, I thought for defense, we could just trap the entrances while we're away. Then, when we arrive, we scream into the cave entrances for the others that we left in the caves to untrap the entrances. That would also work, since we can build mechanisms. Also, It's very dark in the caves, so the other races couldn't see in there and we could just knife them to death. So I think, in terms of defense, we're doing ok.
>>470307Eh alright, lets see if our stuff worked this turn.
>>470302Bahahahahaha women can't be gods... OR WEAR HATS
>>470302dunno. don't think soelves are one rabbit faggots
The goblins, using their mushrooms made their own written language. The ink smells like ass though.Using their new tools, the goblins made better homes for themselvesAs in they dug a bigger cave.
>>470306Walls and learn elvish scouting to make us less shit
>>470320check their screen - >>470296 they don't have scout bonuses
>>470318Now we can't use our language as a diplo chip.Now we don't have as much influence over the gobbos.Now I'm mad.
>>470318ayy, where's the tech for writing
Ok. So midgets, since we're not doing a raid, what do we wanna do now? We could do some masonry for the citadel as tech. What else do we do? Maybe mechanics. Maybe mechanics and masonryOk, I suggest:MechanicsMasonryboth
>>470318Also when the fuck did they get toilets?
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>470331Roll for quelling anger
>>470327Show us hownto make/use bows then... combined with walls its a good idea
>>470331Were still massive musle bound fire spewing dragons. Were still good and we have a good thing going on with the gobbos.>>470337Help make the citadel with us.
>>470343You want to make walls out of 5 dead orcs?
>>470337We are already did masonry. Do molds for better tools and help us with the citadel.
>>470343gotcha. we also can attach ROCKS to those bowsfor better damagewe are trained for thatwall and bows it is then, unless 3rd guy is against
>>470337If we combine our masonry action with the dragons, we can get a basic citadel down. >>470348Let's tech masonry and our regular action will be building the citadel.
The dragon seer, after meditating inside his cave so long, started to hear voices in the walls, causing him to lash out with weird movements using all his limbs and tail. The other dragons are pretty weirded out by this, but if they let him be he may develop a new martial art. Or go mad from talking to walls, 50/50.The others started using their natural powers to better build a home. So far they managed to carve a round rock with their claws.NOW DRAGONS. Pick one of your own to roll 3d100 to determine what happens to your map makers0-9: a terrible event10-29: a bad even30-80: meeting another tribe81-100: smooth sailing this turn>>470333Forgot to save the new version, but it's there>>470339Since the first turn, it's what they start with
>>470348Yeah, ok.So, MidgetsMechanicsHelp dragons make citadel, that will unite the goblins and dragons, and make us a force to be reckoned with.Sound good? I like the idea.
>>470337yeah, masonry would be nice, but mechanics may be a bit far off. maby just simple mechanics, like pullies and such, and small crank hand drills.
>>470350Only a few dead orcs made helms for my entire people. Why not?
>>470350mostly rocks. your bones will do as pointy parts of the wall
>>470362A d100 for each of us?
>>470365Yeah, that's what I meant by mechanics.Eventually, we would make awesome drawbridges and gates for the Citadel. Also, we now have to capitalize Citadel. I order it so.
Rolled 2 (1d3)Who will roll?1 - dragon hitler2 - Radical dragon3 - me
>>470362>3d100that seems unfair
>>470365Let's make a wheel to help move shit from the mines. It'll lead to pulleys and gears.
Rolled 44, 39, 100 = 183 (3d100)>>470375Ayyy>>470362Rolling
>>4703773 dragons, 3 rolls
>>4703733 dragon scouts, a roll for what happens to each of them
>>470365>Hand Crank DrillsYou dirty thief.We need democracy. The President isnt better than anyone by the way he is just in charge
>>470378Yeah ok.So midgets:Basic mechanics (simple gears, the wheel, shit like that)And help the dragons with the Citadel.
>>470380We meet 2 tribes and we have a perfect map from our third scout
>>470380DAMN SONNAT ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEED
>>470393Dragons are the master race confirmed.
>>470392If we get the wheel, we can eventually make minecarts and railslet's go with mechanics then and building the citadel, it'll probably take a bunch of turns to finish
Or actually, I have an idea. I'll make a list of things we can do, and we decide. We could:CitadelMore shroomologymasonrymechanicsdemocracyThat is the stuff I have picked up till now.
>>470400Lets do mechanics and citadel since thats what Dragons are doing. Then we go minecarts and democracy.
>>470400The citadel is top priority.Our second action can be whatever, but having a government with a president is nice and we haven't done much culture in a while.
>>470389well i saw what you said and just tried to say it again. i didnt mean to steal it from you.
>>470399We will invent geometry and astronomy after we are done with the citadel. We can trade you geometry and/or masonry for you to upgrade our citadel.
>>4703802 of the dragon scouts were spotted by the elves and humans. While the one in orc territory wasn't noticed and did his job undisturbed.HUMANS AND ELVES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? A GHUGE FLYING BEAST HAS BEEN SPOTTED OVER YOUR LAND!
>>470403I think minecarts belong to mechanics, since mechanics bring the wheel.
>>470409Shoot it in the eyes with poison arrows.
>>470409You faggots better not toss shit at us.
>>470409Orcs confirmed dumbest race
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>470409THROW ROCKS AT IT
>>470409Oh shit my man. If you niggers start causing shit we will nuke your asses.
Rolled 6 (1d10)Attack it with rocks?I want a new hat
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>470409We invite the dragon as one of guest and make it REAL DRUNK.
>>470409>>470412>dragons can literally burn down the forest with no effort>angering dragons
>>470417Just a side note, IF one of the dragons die, you won't know who did it, because no meta-gaming. Just sayin'
>>470409Use Rock Slingshots on beastHaaaaats!
>>470428Well we know which of the dragons disappeared so we know which area to burn
>>470428Aw shit your right.but seriously>implying they will be able to kill a dragon.
>>470428Its called raiding them for completely unrelated reasons. Dont need a reason to attack if we want their shit.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>470425a) we don't have alcoholb) THROW ROCKS AT IT FOLLOW OUR EXAMPLE
The elves decided to shoot the dragon in the eye with poisoned arrowsELVES AND DRAGONS, ROLL 1d100 for the outcome>>470435But since the scouts are for mapmaking, if he's dead then you don't know where the elves are who even the existence of the elves
>>470437His throw was larger than ours. We have to listen to him :(
>>470409i mean, why look at the sky if you can look at the fallen enemies right in front of you
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>470441Rolling for blasting the arrows and the forest to shit with fire
>>470442This 9 was first >>470416
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>470441
>>470441inb4 elves are too high to roll again
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>470441Tree god guide my bow.
Oh shit.Dragons, if the elves get really lucky, you lose 10% of your population.
>>470442My throw of rock was firstand it was 9 - >>470416he ain't got shit on methrow rock culture - most fair and democratic culture there is
>>470447>>470451Kek, we know elves are hostile.Burn a part of their forest as a threat for their provocation
>>470447>>470451Not with these rolls
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>470437The reason is because we can learn some valuable thing from Dragon and It is not good idea to start another war yet (we need more peoples and better gear).
New plan. We know elves dont like us I think cause the drago lived maybe.I suggest us gobos spend 2 turn on tech to make bombs and the dragos spend a turn on tech to help and one on culture to learn how to burn.
>>470462>PartNah make the whole forest ash!
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>470464I SAID THROW ROCKSSTOP LISTENING TO HIPPIESJUST KEEP THROWING ROCKSalso - >>470445 - so you are too late
>>470441I think I'm the only one rolling.R.I.P elves.
Also mantles remember we have a 100 roll for aggression when you made your own language.Watch your tongue during negotiations.
>>470464We are an attack culture. All bonuses are attack and bloodshed based
>>470468We'll be fine, I don't think we know gunpowder yet
>>470468Bombs? We don't even know that gunpowder exists. Also Goblins can't do magic, that's already been cleared up.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>470441
>>470474I knew getting hippie prisoners was a bad influence
The arrows missed! Now the scout knows the elves are hostile!NOw what should he do in response
>>470481Fucking kekWe have another dragon don't we?
>>470481Oh well.We ash elves now.
>>470483OH SHIT DRAGONS, NUKE THEM
>>470483Toss a greater fire ball at them and leave to tell the rest of the dragons.
>>470483Just for the dragos. He still havent told you.
>>470483BURN THE FOREST
>>470483Shoot fire out of the mouth and two greater fire balls from each forelimb.Nuke the shit out of them
>>470474It is true we are attack culture but sometime we need peace to gathering strength and resources to cause another war.
>>470492Changing to this
>>470492>>470501Well that got more votes
>>470497Cmon guys vote for this. We are telling them either way lets just go all out.
>>470498>not wanting a sentient pet dragon>not wanting bones of a dragonif you gotta be like that we can waste entire action and decide the CHIEF OF THE TRIBEthat will be productive, right?
>>470510Remember that elves get bonus from their pussy god. I don't want to lose 10% of our population AND not know about the elves.This way we know about them and we damage them
Well gtgHippy, hold the elves up in my absence.
wait... midgets, what are we doing? All midgets, post what you want. The things with the most votes win.
The dragon scout fires off a Great Fireball at the elves!Elves and Dragons, roll 1d100Elves have a bonus of +35 due to forest god magic>>470513The orcs did it. Note that the chief is an NPC
>>470510They have like their whole tribe even though one dragon is worth like 20 of them we have to play it safe with our low pop.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>470521
I want mechanics and Citadel.
>>470521Whoops, forgot pic
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>470521
>>470521>The orcs did it. Note that the chief is an NPCwow, we escaped total waste of time and actually implemented something more usefulgood.ROCK THROWING CULTURE WILL STAND SUPREME>>470526rip in pieces
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>470521R.I.PForest
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>470521pls
>>470526looks like the elves need 52 or higher to win
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>470521Rolling for purging of the elves
>>470532The forests may live again!
Ma bad forgot trip.
>>470530Throw rocks and capture or kill?I want a hat, but mounts are okay too.
>>470542This is the power of light drizzle.
>>470551capturemount which can actually work as a slave is pretty usefulwe'll get enough new hats eventually, don't you worry
Suddenly, a barrier made by the elven forest god appears and blocked the fireball. The scout grumpily went back home to inform his people of the hostile elves.Now it's time for barbarians
Elves rolled 142Dragons rolled 151
VOTE ON WHAT TO DO MIDGETS
>>470563No adding, only the highest roll from both sides
>>470562Nigger I rolled too don't deny me>>470538
>>470563Yeah but homeground buff
>>470562where to roll - to this post?
>>470572Oh okay mah bad
>>470566Gobbos, want to help us fuck someone up this turn? You can finally show those tall people whats what.
>>470561Fantastic. You have my primitive endorsement
THe humans decided to throw rocks at the beast in their skiesHumans and Dragons, roll 1d100
>>470566>>470585we don't have armor or good weaponsI don't think we'd be much help besides throwing shit
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>470587
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>470587
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>470587
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>470587OH GOD NO SAVE
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>470587ALL THIS PRACTICE WILL FINALLY PAY OFF(hey, some do try to do this with slingshots too, right?)
>>470596>>470600Brock be praised indeed
>>470599HITLER PLSTHIS IS EMBARASSING TO LOSE A DRAGON FROM ROCKS
>>470513It is nice to have pet dragon but problem is that they are little to smart to us and we little low with manpower to make enemy with them.Currently we are making enemy with elves and orcs, more enemies we will need more resources to survive.>>470587By the way how will you handle civil war or tribes split? Just curious.
>>470577Is it wrong I want hummies to murder fire monster?Like hummies are bad but they have two legs.And don't spit fire.
I honestly don't think we need armor or weapons. They wouldn't help much, battle isn't our forte anyways.We're much better at techI want Citadel and democracy.
>>470600IT'LL RAIN BLOOD TONIGHT
>>470587So we don't get a bonus from being a dragon then?
>>470592we do simple machines and masonary.
>>470613We are literal dragons it'll be somewhat retarded if we get shot down by rocks.
>>470605Hummies.Want to kill the fire monster?We'll forget about all the fighting and crap.And let's get the midgets too.
>>470609we make airbombs that can be dropped. Everything will burn.Do the Dragons tell us about the scouting mission?
>>470622>>470613This is gonna be so fucking embarassing to lose 10% of our pop to fucking rocks
>>470605IF YOU ARE SO UNHAPPY, YOU SHOULD'VE THROW SOME ROCKS TO DISPUTE ME WHEN YOU HAD A CHANCE.
>>470627Well it's a mission to make a map. I dunno maybe, if we send out another scouting party or a war party in particular then you guys can get in on the action.
>>470625Fuck off hippies.
One barbrian threw a particularly large rock. Right into the dragon's eye.!Dragons, now roll 1d100. If your highest is over 30 then the dragon won't go fall>>470605Murder and lots of murder. Or the tribe will be split into 2 and each only get 1 action>>470613Bonuses only happen in direct combat. They don't have the bonuses activated either with these.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>470644
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>470644
>>470644THE ROCK HIT THE DRAGON SO HARD IT CAUSED TO IMAGE TO NOT BE UPLOADED
As gobo, we should use our shroom knowledge to heal damaged drago's
>>470633We are literally going to send everyone plus the mantlets on dragon back with metal spears to look for our lost brethren/avenge his death if it comes to it. You literally have zero chances when that happens.
>>470643Dragons and goblins have functioning alliance.Dragons are stronger than us.Still wanna fight us cause we hug trees.And we never attacked you.
>>470649CHICKEN BRAINS GO HOMEWHO IS BAD AT THROWING ROCKS NOWCHIIIICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN>>470656you'll get those spears plugged deep into your asses
>>470656Our comrade didn't fall.We are raiding tonight. Very cautiously however. I don't want another God fuckery like with the elves to fuck up our entire war party.
THE WOUNDED DRAGON PERSERVERED! NOW WHAT WILL HE DO?
>>470660YOU ARE FUCKING HIPPIESend of the talk
>>470669desu, this guy should become big boss, he's already lost an eye
>>470664No, meta speaking the humans approve of blood shed and so does their God. Let's answer the humans with >>470497
>>470669Lob a greater fireball and retreat to inform his brethren
>>470669GREATER FIREBALLS EVERYWHERE THEN FUCK OFF TO GET THE REST.
>>470676GOBOS, WE heal drago's with shrooms.
Can we change our votes from mechanics and democracy to traps? Cause we are about to get attacked.
>>470678No! Full discharge this time. A dragon doesn't get fucked with!
>>470684Fuck it. NUKE THE PLACEwhatcouldpossiblygowrong.png
>>470674I say trade the men for some women
>>470697they'll just send some men again, I don't trust those hippies
The dragon fires off fireball(s). lel.Both sides, roll 1d100Bonuses:Drag: Full Discharge +10Barb: Brock's favour +40
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>470704
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>470704NUKE THE PLACE
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>470701They only gain butt pain. I say trust them.>>470704Haaaaats!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>470704Fuck your brock. His hats shit.
>>470701We're hippies we're to high to lie.We'll legit make that trade if you throw in an alliance.And hats.>>470697
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>470704HIT ROCK WITH ANOTHER ROCK TO SEND IT BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>470718You can't hit back fire I'm afraid.
>>470718Thats it, were coming back with our own god so no more bullshit barriers.
>>470718SUCK IT BITCHESWHO CAN THROW ROCKS NOW?!>>470719say hi to your own rock IN YOUR FACE
>>470718How does one hit back fireWe're naturally fire resistant anyway
>>470718>>470727It's a fireball guys, not a fire rock
>>470633Rock is stupid. It don't make us smarter because it will lead us to spiral of stupidty!I shall cast away my faith and follow the new god....The Burning Snake!! (if he/she exist or not).
>>470727Praise be Brock!
>>470724He's gonna demand more of our hoard...
>>470728WITH POWER OF BROCK, MOTHERFUCKER>>470730WHATEVER, I GOT BETTER ROLLHIT IT BACK
>>470736We offer all the shit they have once we loot them. So once we raid he gets the loot and we get revenge.
>>470737>humans trying to counter balls of fire by throwing a rock at it???do the players have no brains too?
>>470737Dont harass OP, meng
>>470741>do the players have no brains too?THAT'S ONE OF OUR BETTER QUALITIES>>470742I JUST WANNA THROW SOME ROCKS
The barbarians replies to the huge fire fuckery with teamwork.They banded together and threw a giant boulder at the dragon. It dissipated the fire and hit the dragon in the faceDragons, roll 1d100, higher than 70 to not fall
>>470741I think their RPing a bit too hard.>>470743Just throw a massive rock at him.
>>470740>implying our god will let us eradicate one of the tribes he's the god for
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>470746Nigger these humans deserve props at least. With a full attack
>>470746NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA CALL ROCK THROWING CULTURE
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>470746Hold up! We get a way bigger roll than elves when they first get attacked but no counter attack but barbarians do,
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>470746
>>470757>>470746rip barbsI don't think its a good idea to piss off everyone you meet
>>470757Elves just rolled and didn't add a counter attack action
>>470760>>470757aw, no chicken soup for dinner?gotta go home crying?
>>470757I think it's because we did a full retaliation. Still a bit stupid though. This time it'll just be one fireball and then we go back to finish the map and rally our allies
Hold on. Maybe it's not the end of the battle!
>>470764Didn't no we had to add an action after the roll.
They deserve props by a customer one last great fireball then we fuck off and give this info to our tribe so we can organise a counter attack
>>470768WE GOT MORE ROCKSFEEL FREE TO VISIT
>>470760The scout perservered further! Now what do he do?>>470775You can or cannot, it's okay. Beside, you mentioned forests in that one roll so the forest used magics
I vote for the midgets:Tech: Democracy. It's for the bestAction: I guess by "rally our allies" hitler means that we'll be a part. I want to be a part. Let's make metal spikes to throw on the enemies, whilst we attack. and then, we could maybe have dragons land, and unleash troops of goblins on the silly enemies. We'll equip the troops with the finest metal weapons we have.
>>470785Fire one last great fireball and get the fuck away from these dumbasses
Holy shit let's have several turns of preparation.So we finish our dragon fu first off. Then we learn earth magic for earth quakes and shit.The gobbos make catapults from machinery and parachutes to drop onto them after we wreck their camp with magic and artillery. We swoop in last after dropping off the gobbos and kill the rest of the barbs.
>>470785Curse them with bad rolls and leave to tell the other dragons
>>470790>finest metal spikesThis is a bad fucking idea. The barbarians are already THIS dangerous with rocks and now you want to give them metal pikes when we miss?
>>470794>>470799So which one is it
>>470799I'm going with this. I assume that a curse means a large fireball? Obviously we are getting out of range immediately after we fire our load.
>>470790Well, we need weapons and armor if we want to stand a chance. Our average foot soldier needs to be better equipped since we don't have the height advantage.
>>470805>>470790Make metal knives nigga and just zerg them.
>>470805I think he means GIANT like 2 dragons per spike. There is a thing were if you drop a large rod from orbit it is more deadly than a nuke. This will at least do something.
Ok. so change of plan. >>470797Tech: Mechanics (The afforementioned, can we have parachutes with mechanics? pretty please?)Tech2: Start making metal armor and weapons, for the gobbos that will drop. This will be epic.
>>470809>I'm going with this. I assume that a curse means a large fireball? Obviously we are getting out of range immediately after we fire our load.you can't have both, chicken brains
>>470812We could just become true moles and never leave our safety holes.>>470817Yea and they cant really use our armor cause its so tiny.
>>470820We have slingshots. Dont matta
>>470820Fine then we won't give you the option to counter and curse you with shit rolls.
>>470797>catapultsSo, we're giving the humans free rocks to throw back at us.We should just stick with magic against hummies. They can't throw a fireball back at us or an earthquake
>>470815Actually, I didn't mean that, but that is an amazing fucking idea. It won't be nearly as powerful as the orbital bombardment you're talking about, but still it will do a lot. Also...We could have capsules. but gobbos IN the large metal spike things. That would be cool.
>>470826what else you gonna do? shitpost about barbarians on imageboards?
>Dragon tribe now formed a fear of rocks and make their society and technology based around itKek
And so the dragon used some pretty colorful language towards the barbarians and flew home under a hail of rocks.TURN 9 STARTSReply here with your turns
>>470831OHMYGOSHSHROOM INSIDES SO THEY DONT DIE FROM FORCE ADD PODS ON THE SIDES AND ADD GIANT WEIGHTS TO IT.
>>470834fucking worth it
>>470821I meant armor for us. But we could make armor for the dragons on the turn after.
I am away a few hours and the degenerate human scum fuck one of my kin up. Fuck this. I'm fucken mad as fuck.
>>470843Making armor for the dragons would be easier if we had our entire pop working on it.
>>470835After dragonfu what are we going to do? Maybe go even further with our fire magic.We need to prepare for the purge.
>>470834>Made THE Dragon tribe fearful of rocksHoly shitWe're organising a war party
>>470836HOLY FUCKING GODWe're fucking geniuses.
>>470844Yeah I'm with you man. Fuck those cuntsBut gibbons this is serious bidness.Domestics or war? I.e. Citadel or war first.
>>470844I will send three concubines for you. They might help at least a bit. 3 goblins=1 dragon?
Is it ok if I join the elves? They seem pretty kewl.
>>470850maybe try to get the gobbos to make armor for us?
>>470835action: Become nomadic people, moving towards the north east together with our nondescript animals, and boar mounts and travel along with the herdsaction: scout the new north eastern region
So. Maybe this:Tech1: Develop awesome spike capsules, with gobbos insideTech2: Develop armor for the dragons. (We'll make armor for us afterwards)
>>470855You really want to fuck dragons huh>>470859Sure
>>470840Rock arrows and walls right?
>>470854Domestics first. We need a place to store our future loot and slaves as well as a few turns to improve our fire magic
>>470844too bad newspapers are not yet developed"DRAGONS FUCKED OVER BY SIMPLE ROCKS"that would be nice headline, chicken brain>>470834so what do. Learning bows from elves (anti air seems helpful) but I dunno about walls now.
>>470871We'll need the gobbos if we actually want to make it though. All our attempts to get better lead to nothing. Lets work on magic.
Come on people so dragons and gobbos quick vote on what first:1, war2, citadel
>>470868I'm dunno about walls, they are not very anti air defense wiselet's build a fucking HUUUUGE slingshot?and learn bows too
>>470874Rock arrows and rock shelter
>>470871Oh. But... think about it... capsules with GOBBOS INSIDE.oh ok.action1: help with the Citadelaction2: democracy.Also, maybe later, we could have like, bonuses for the goblins that do science, to encourage technological advancement. Also, in the war, these capsules will be awesome.
>>470886gobbos aren't prepared for warwe've got no good weapons or armorCitadel, first.
>>470871>>470874Yeah we need some human slaves to build our citadel carving it into the mountain with fucking toothpicks
>>470866Sweet. Pray to elf God or something for better water magic.
>>470835Pray for awesome water magic.Spent three turns on water magic.Maybe it won't suck now.Make more babies.
I think it's a good idea to do domestics first. >>470883So we can hoard the phat lewt.
>>470881Yeah we need magic. Using tech against humans will get us nowhere as whatever projectiles we throw at them they will throw back... with a +40 dice bonus.We really need magic.>>470883Citadel
>>470863No armor. Change it to traps and death pits I can feel the humies coming for us. OH WAIT I JUST REALIZED THEY DONT KNOW WHERE WE ARE KEKEKEKEKNevermind then. Dragos please learn good magix we needs dis.>>470866I really really want dragon manlets.
>>470896Just give yourself an elf-related name so I can tell
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>470888I prefer HUUUUUGE slingshot instead. maybe he'll even reach those fucking mountains with dragonslet's trow a rock to decide second action
>>470886We need to defend from fire, but have a stronger attack. I say a rock tower/shelter to fire arrows from.A giant slingshot is easily destroyed by fire
>>470904Ah yes, tiny goblins who can breath fire and are a bit stronger than normal goblins.You want imps
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>470909Very well. Rock throw
>>470904Alright gobbos, why not start expanding the cave system in the mountains so we basically live in the same place then start trapping it?
>>470919This is a good idea.Carry fuck loads of them on our backs and act as fire archers shooting fireballs while we cast greater fireballs and breathe fire
>>470889>>470904ey boys, let's get our defenses and government up.We're building the citadel so we can have a home, along with setting ourselves up with a President.
Right so if we are working on the citadel then the Gobbos should learn to make better molds for tools with tech and work with the dragons to make a citadel.>>470835Alright as for dragons we will defiantly use culture to have our sage take a break from dragonfu and attempt to unlock the secrets of the earth by shaping it with fire and claws thus unlocking stonework. Action will be to help the gobbos with the citadel.
>>470923Aaand you winAlways trust the rockSo we building shelter or tower? or both? also I think this turn will be my last, it's 5AM here.
>>470919...yes..>>470835Start a citadelLearn Traps.
>>470939Put details that you're helping us do it in the mountain, knowing op he'll probably fuck us over.
>>470935Both. Rock town
>>470835Barbarian turn:1st action : use elf prisoners to learn how to make bows - so we learn archery technology. Cause of sheer physical strength - we can now not only make and use bows - but attach BIG ROCKS TO THEM AND SHOOT WITHOUT PENALTY FOR ADDITIONAL DAMAGE2nd action : use whatever resources we have available (rocks, and spare animal/orc/elves bones) for building a motherfucking ROCK CASTLE with towers and shelter included.
Op when we are making the citadel allow for creative imput by each race. A trait that allows for a bonus, I'm sure that can be done.
>>470956*each race working on the citadelDon't be an ass just because you want to keep the game railroaded where everyone has equal chances of fuckery op.
>>470956>>470960I'm not actually sure I understand what do you mean, elaborate
>>470956For what purpose?Can't we just have a badass menacing looking Dragon citadel?
>>470950turn submitted.man, will you stick around here till thread end?I don't think I'll be able to be awake for more than half of hour.>>470964how many turns till end of session?
>>470977This and one more
>>470977I need to leave in 20 mins. Ill do my best. I have somewhere to go
>>470979fug. dude, thread slowed down.lets finish 8 one and that's it.barbs exhausted after throwing rocks
>>470964So we might choose to have a massive draconian statue that doubles as a shrine to our God and a bank for jewing.The gobble might choose to dig massive pillars and fill them with their homes and foundries, each one with arrow slits as Windows functioning like mini fortressesA little special touch for a big project ya feel?
>>470987This is the 9th turn. And 10 is a world event with no input, only reaction
>>470991That's just a personal action for each race, why wouldn't I allow that?
>>470992okay, I'll try to keep up
>>470992> world eventALL HANDS ON DECK MAKE ARMOR AND SPEARS NOW!
>>470991>GobbleGobbos.Bassicly it's just mini special projects that amount to the total, we can slot in extra projects in our own time if we choose, it's just for bonuses man.You are the op so you have final say.
>>470939>>470835>>471001Hol up thenno traps, we need to invest in ourselves for a bitmetal armor and weapons instead of traps.
>>471001I say massive fucking so we can still live on.
Yeah. I was thinking having the citadel be the united homeland for both the goblins AND the dragons. It would be placed in the mountains, since that is cooler.
>>470997Because honestly. What kind of bonuses are we going to get from a citadel besides security? It's just a security project for slightly better bonuses in defense, and if our enemies are creative they can bypass the citadel. But if we have a chance to add for some specifics in exchange for extra time in building them, we have some finer control over bonuses
Wait... are we doing citadel and democracy or something else? I'm confused.The citadel would be awesome. >>471013
AND NOW. HUMANS INTERROGATE THE ELVEN PRISONERS FOR THE SECRET TO THE BOWWWWEach side roll a 1d100 to see if the interrogation goes well or not>>471004Too late, pic is already drawn
>>471017hey now, we need to discuss our actions after hearing info about a world changing event
>>471013I was thinking add a workshop into it that gives us like another tech action or makes making stuff and inventing faster and efficient.