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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land.
Each tribe gets 4 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and

Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.

After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.

Currently, Turn 7 has jsut started and no recap for each tribe has been made.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>469168
Welcome back OP.
Now I can get my tree hugging fix
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>>469168
I am gonna hate my self for staying up
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Oh and here is the shitty map
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>>469168
Ayyyy
Alright my gobbos, we got to improve our population by a lot. So throw some ideas at me.
Our tech action will be making metal tools like pickaxes and hammers.
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>>469179
It's a nice map shut up
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>>469168
Here I am.

So what are we doing boys? Try to spread the word of the the gods looking suspiciously like the same person, more magic, or dragon adventure party?
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Tribes, reply to this post with your turns.
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>>469188
Thing is, ingame you don't know what the other gods look like
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>>469168
Fuck where my orcs at?
I say we make a deal with the knife ears, we get to fight and we get trees to throw.
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>>469195
Elves combine magic with our herbalism to get alchemy.

(We should be able to make healing potions with that)
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>>469198
Fug, at least we can put two and two together and see our god is a guy with a dragon hat.
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>>469188
what if we ask the midgets to help make a volcano by carving out a tunnel in a mountain and try melting rocks in it
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>>469208
No he isn't, stop saying weird things.
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>>469195
Well no other orcs on so oooo
I guess we will start negotiations with elves, and work on mud technology
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>>469209
Good chance that'll lead to a load of roasted manlets via lava. They would also have to agree to it.
>>469217
Hmmm, thats sounds an awful lot like what an imposter god would say.
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>>469209
That can be an upgrade to the citadel. For now let's just learn masonry and carving in addition to sending out an adventure party. The citadel can come afterwards.
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>>469188
Lets have the midgets ride on one of is and fly around to try and draw a map
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>>469195
Elves negotiate with green ones and make more babies.
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>>469231
Yeah we could put as a culture the more well built your cave is the more awsome they are. I also agree lets do dragon adventure party to find some phat loot.
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>>469232
Also, once we make the map make a copy of it and sell it to the humans for half of their material wealth so they can finally have good rolls in scouting
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>>469231
And also the cool thing is is that dragons can use their fire breath and claws to really make the process as easy as using tools. So while the mantlets need to use picks and shit we can just use our bodies and be super good at it.
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>>469229
No it doesn't
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>>469229
Let's forget about God for now, not like we can do anything about him yet
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>>469228
mud technology? TECHNOLOGY IS BAD, we should start using trees as weapons instead
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Any tribes that REAL need more player?
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>>469232
>>469236
That's actually an amazing idea. But we can do that without the mantlets. We can just have multiple dragons be assigned part of the world and blammo they are off mapping a portion of the world on stone tablets. Then we bring the tablets together and have a complete map.

Let's do the mapping instead of the adventuring party.
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>>469243
Currently no humans are present
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>>469242
Well you know we make mud armor and mud houses right?
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So I thought, for the manlets, we could maybe start researching what we can do with the metals we smelted. As a tech action.
As a normal action, we could... I dunno to be honest... Hey Hippies. I have a deal. So. You can have some of our magic mushrooms. You like that, right? And in exchange, we want some of your sex drugs. Are you up for that kind of thing?
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>>469245
That's one of our actions.
Should we make a badass dragon citadel for our second action?
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>>469245
Alright then, maybe while mapping maybe they find something cool that we can visit later. So would we use the culture to encourage better caves indirectly making us better builders then?
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>>469249
Don't deal with the elves. You can make your own aphrodisiac from the shrooms. Just do selective breeding my man.
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>>469249
Sure next round.
Gotta deal with green guys.
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>>469249
it's pretty easy
we'll get pickaxes, hammers, hoes and scythes
as for trading with the elves, I disagree
we gotta keep upgrading our tech and population
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>>469253
We don't have an extra action, we have an extra cultural one. So let's use our seer to commune with the dragon God and elaborate on religious doctrine.
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>>469257
True dat...
Ok, revised plan:
For tech, we start developing metals
for a regular action, we start selectively breeding our shrooms to get love shrooms.

All the midgets fine with that?
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Also, on a side note...
I have delicious pizza atm.
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>>469246

Ok I take the human barbarian.

For our actions.... we gonna boxing gloves that made of... SKULLS!!!

And build a huge gym for pumping muscle and gain.
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>>469269
Just ate some pizza too. Just the right blend of charred crust and bronze glazed cheese... Fuck that's good.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>469270
throw a rock first, new guy
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>>469263
He'll just ask for more of our hordes, maybe as culture we can try to make a different magic like earth type by having the seer work on it.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469273

OK!!!
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>>469265
Sounds good.
>>469195
Tech: Start developing metal tools like pickaxes, hammers, hoes and scythes
Tech: Start selectively breeding our shrooms to get our own aphrodisiac love shrooms.
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Right so dragon bros I just wanna be clear 100 percent you feel?

Let's map out the world with our flying+written language+gud rolls for our action

And commune with our seer to the dragon God to elaborate on religious doctrine As a cultural action.
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>>469273
>>469277

I don't have enough gain.... Need to head back home and pump more muscle...
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>>469265
Sounds good. Later I want buff shrooms
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>>469281
I like the mapping idea as it'll help out later. But I feel the dragon god will just ask for more of our hordes like last time so I'd rather we work on magic.
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>>469248
yeah true, let's get more mud tech then.
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>>469287
Okay my man. Let's have our seer make earth magic as a cultural action.
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>>469277
your rock tosses are average, therefore final decision about turn is up to me.
tho your idea of actions is ok I guess. we do need some fighting power.
>>469195
barbarian turn
1st action : build the arena to train the best warriors out there in the name of Brock
2nd action : make a fistcuffs from regular animal skulls which we used before switching to orc skull hats
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>>469281
sounds allright
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>>469287
Yeah I think dragon God will just ask us to do more stereotypical dragon things as he doesnt have any other desires

Honestly surprised he doesnt want more of us for more prayer, or maybe a spiritual practice or something to give him more with less people
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>>469290
Alright then hopefully the seer can thhink something up. Its just I dont want to ask for favors we can do ourselves and end up losing a load of loot.
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>>469299
It's because nobody asked him yet
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>>469195
Righto my op. Dragons have voted on this:

-map out the world with the help of flying+written language+the dice gods as our action

-have the seer experiment with the earth and commune with the mountain in an attempt to unlock the secrets of earth magics as our cultural option.

>>469295
Sorry for posting late.
You gonna vote with or against?
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>>469290
Earth magic seems good.
We can use it for building our citadel
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ELF STONER REPORTING IN MY MELLONS
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>>469306
with, I said 'sounds alright' as in that Idea sounds good
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>>469306
Let's spook the humans and orcs by flying really low over their settlements during mapping.

Since the orcs use themselves as projectiles, hilarity will ensue...
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>>469291

We properly need to develop iron tech in the future. Both our weapon and armor tech is pretty shitty...
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>>469312
Well do ya vote for commuting for the God or going for the magics? Cause everybody else voted for the magics. Unless you have a good way to go about pleading to the dragon God.
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>>469322
Let's ask God to give us magical viagra to increase our fertility and instead of our hoards our offering will be more dragons to worship him?
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>>469322
I dunno, just whatever, i'm going to bed
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>>469329
I dont think its us being not wanting the other gender, it seems to be just that they're so fucking greedy they wont even share bodily fluids like semen.
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>>469321
in last thread we went out to look for resources for 4 times
each time we found jack shit, let's just raid everything we need from nearby civs instead.
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>>469333
Pretty much
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>>469333
Then let's ask God to convince our dragos that semen is not considered part of our hoards.

Or just get Boss Dragon to do it. Violently.
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>>469333
>>469340
Don't you guys have the broodmother? You'll increase your pop by turn 9
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>>469340
Thats asking someone greedy to tell someone greedy to stop being a greedy piece of shit, it wont work. He even encourages being a greedy piece of shit.

We already have the broodmother raping dragons anyways.
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>>469329
>>469333
We already have the brood mother

Also op if ya could please give us the countdown timer for new dragons from the brood mother in our little civ window thing.

>>469306
So let's just go with this guys come on
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>>469350
Yeah earth magic is great.
We can use it to make our badass citadel
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>>469336

I had read it from last thread and I was pretty much WTF when Human failed with their searches.

I think we real need to gain more knowledge first than searching for resources.

Without knowledge we will have no fucking clue what we will REAL NEED from unknown resources.
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Alright, so we good? No takebacks.
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>>469355
We're making a map to sell to you :^)
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>>469355
Aye yo it's cool we dragons can educate the shit out of you later down the line.

For a price.
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>>469359
yeee, give us the update
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>>469355
let's just keep using orc skulls
they are sturdy
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>>469359
Do the orcs and humans have their choices? I know the mantles do, and yes the dragons are cool.
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>>469359
Oh shit.

I totally forgot about the elves.

Do we need to care about the elves?
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>>469359
Yep we are good.
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>>469374
They're too high to do anything this turn
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Alright. TURN 7 Ends.

The humans have decided to make an arena to train their warriors. Give em something to channel all that rage inside due to how shitty the world has treated them in regards to scouting. As a result the barbarians are now stronger and more violent. Which in gameplay terms means a +5 to attacking rolls.

Oh and now they use skulls as some sort of makeshift gauntlets too. Further increasing their battle powers.
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>>469378
We should totally fly over their forest and nuke it with greater fireballs. Fuckin hilarious.
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>>469381
They won't even notice the forest burning while they're smoking crack

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>469380
good
okay, >>469355 what's your ideas for next turn?
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>>469381
Remember, they have bows. And I think OP would be mean and make their bows imba.
Although I agree, nuking their forest would be absolutely hilarious.
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>>469392
I think you're running this turn xD
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The goblins, after discovering they can melt the metals they mined. Started looking into ways that they can use this. One day, a goblin noticed the melted down metal, when cooled, takes another shape. After experimenting a bunch, as in keep melting down metals and pouring them down random holes in their cave, the goblins managed to create simple metallic tools. Look like ass currently but at least they get the job done and have replaced stone tools as the official equipment.

In other news, the goblin farmers are trying to look for a mushroom type that can be used as an aphrosidiac, haven't make much progress with that but they're hopeful
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>>469389
Also considering meta, and also the fact that our dragons are probably pissy. We should also open up an arena in the citadel for dragon combat for bets, resolved arguments and also just good old fun.

Might even go back to an earlier proposal of mine and create a fucking draconic martial art that capitalizes on all of our extra appendages and claws and shit.
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>>469393
Let's just burn the edge of the forest and let the wind do the rest of the work
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>>469393
Well, we could do with some dragon stew.
And dragon boots.
And dragon helmets.
And dragonbone spears...
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>>469397
remember little manlets. tools are great and all, but what you gonna do if you can't throw some rocks
rock throwing is important
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>>469361

Question is if we are smart enough to read the map...

>>469364

I hope it not involving Dragon Broodmother raping our kin...

No Jorgan!!! Don't think about it you filthy pervart! Go back and pump your muscle!!!

>>469370

Let see if we can find something harder than orc skulls because replacing them will be little difficult unless we raid orcs.

>>469392

I think one of our action is try to figure out which material is good enough to craft as weapons or tools. Harder and durable is better.
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>>469393
As a midget worker who just woke up to see that we made pickaxes, i need more coffee.
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>>469393
Nigger we have fire, we can literally burn the arrows and their growth spells in flight and just fly out of range if they are persistent.

Nuking the elves would take like zero effort.
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>>469408
>read map upside down
>still not getting good rolls
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>>469405
>Flint arrows
>Piercing dragon scales
Hilarious!
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>>469408
>Let see if we can find something harder than orc skulls because replacing them will be little difficult unless we raid orcs.
>I think one of our action is try to figure out which material is good enough to craft as weapons or tools. Harder and durable is better.
so, new orc skulls? Or dragon skulls?
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>>469418
Try elven skulls
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The dragons sent out a party of 3 to map the lands on their stone tablets. This will probably take 2 turns. Provided they don't run into any trouble.

Meanwhile the dragon seer decided to look into other magics. He has retreated into his cave to start communicating with the mountains. Which basically means he talks to his wall all day.

So far nothing has happened yet.
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>>469418
You throw rocks we throw them back.
On fire.
And really fucking hard.
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>>469415
Just pierce the wings and let gravity and horny Japanese vines do the rest.
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I HAVE RETURNED.

What are the other gobos doin? I read all the updates thats it.
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>>469427
I have trauma of arrows in the eyes
>>469434
>think they can scare us with rocks on fire
we know rocks and fire, what so scary, chicken brains
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>>469436
>Whats fire breath
>Whats our superior dragon muscle
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>>469401
>>469411
>>469393
>>469439

alright boys, our basics are really good
we can work on the love shrooms next turn
Let's start making metal weapons and/or armor too

Feel free to suggest my fellow manlets.
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>>469413

............ Can't defend that....

>>469418

Or maybe turtle shell to use as shield. Pointy horn to stab with.

>>469427

Too flimsy.
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>>469436
If bows won't work let's just focus down water magic.

Make it rain.
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The elves, using their prior knowledge of herbs and whatnot to create a better version of the medicinal herbs they had. Now its a liquid that can help heal wounds.

Some elves still prefer the old herb ones though as those gets them high.

One of the elven lookout noticed huge green men accross the river. Being "green" themselves, the elves sent out a party to meet these green men
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>>469445
I honestly think we have no need to focus on weapons quite yet. Remember, we have a deal with the dragons and they protect us.

Love shrooms I agree with, but instead of weapons, I suggest mechanics. Since we're supposed to be sort of tinkers, I think getting basic mechanics up and running.
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>>469450
nah, dragon skulls should be big enough for shields
bones are best material
easy to gather too.
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>>469450
You guys should try pic related
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>>469432
Sounds like the perfect time to look at my argument for a dragon martial art.

You know how they have that Kung fu spiritual ki voodoo shit? Well if we have that then maybe by breaking rocks we can learn earthquake magic.
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>>469475
USE THE DRAGONFORCE
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>>469464
Aw shit, that's a good idea. What kind of mechanics though?
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>>469485
Make robot legs to fix your height...
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Heres an idea. Lets try to do magic. We can combine it with our tech to make airbreathers and cool stuff. Also i'm not sure why we need the shroom love we have a lot of pop. But okay.
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>>469485
Tripwires, gears, triggers, stuff like that.
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>>469495
I don't think we can do magic
I think magic is tied to praying to God and god is tall and he's an asshole
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One day, the orcs decided to play with mud due to boredom.

Then they found dried mud is pretty hard and used that shit as armor and slapped it on their shitty stick houses too.

In another note, noticing pointy eared girlymen moving towards them, the orcs sent out a party to intercept these strange effeminate people
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>>469475
So for culture have people learn dragon martial arts along with us still mapping?
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>>469495
When we get around to doing the citadel we can give you magic in exchange for working on it with us. Or if you get earth magic first then we will trade the shit out of that.
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>>469502
No the mapping is still passive, just the same way like waiting for a dragon egg.
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Yeah.
I think the price for goblins being amazing at tech is no magic. :C
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>>469501
Didnt we get +5 population this turn?
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>>469515
And no height
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>469450
I have two ideas. raid elves and orcs meet up
or raid orcs village while some of them are away.
and eat their mounts
we can also do both.
fuck orcs
my rock throw will prove me right
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>>469500
>>469485

Lets make some digging mechanics, seeing as thats what we mostly focus on, and could create some rather great buildings and tools with the ores we get.
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>>469500
No harm in trying. If we cant we will just make flight and bomb ERROBODY.

[spolier]DRAGON MANLETS WHEN!?
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>>469509
If it is passive then maybe tech and try to learn masonry/architecture.
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>>469516
Forgot my name
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>>469519
BROCK WILL BE HAPPY
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Where my Boneheads at? Toss a rock so i can see you
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AND NOWWW THE ORCS MEET THE ELVES FOR THE FIRST TIME!

ELVES AND ORCS. Reply to this post with what you want to do in this meeting


>>469516
You did, I just forgot to write it there, it's in.
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>>469527
Yeah lets make our badass citadel already.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469532
>can't see my glorious rock throw >>469519
your hats are oversized
have a rock
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Right so a list of things to consider for the dragons:

-extra magic
-extra loot
-art tech, carving, engraving, architecture, etc.
-massive citadel (theoretically should come before some art tech)
-draconian Kung fu for increased magic and badass proficiency

I dunno what should I add on the list? Dragons got some suggestions?

Personally I want art techs and dragon Kung fu asap.
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Okay so...
Hello, noble savages with... uh... shit plastered all over your bodies! We are emissaries from the Elven forest and we come in peace!
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>>469544
Lets dig around for some hot springs.

Gotta have them hot springs.
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>>469519

Shit man Brock is real with you. Wait? We are also gonna rape orcs too?


NOO JORGAN!!! Don't get weird idea...! Go back and pump your muscle again....
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>>469546
Too high to reply huh
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>>469544
Dragon king fu sounds good becaue of the meditation bonus and combat and stuff like that. Then I say we learn some architecture so we can finally start on the citadel
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>>469548
Oh dude fuck yeah, we can pay the gobbos somehow to do some sewage and plumbing work in the citadel and make some top notch bath houses.
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>>469544
Also, we only have one Broodmother.

Let's have another female be a Broodmother so we get two dragos every few turns instead of one
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>>469533
We offer you half of the trees that die naturally in the forest for you to lob around and shit in exchange for you helping us protect the woods from the humies and the odd jewish lizard.
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>>469533
Greetings noble savages
We shall give you fallen trees for you to throw and shipments of medicines so you an fight more.
Just protect us and move just outside the forest.
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>>469550
eh, if you are getting kink out of that I won't stop you.
I'd prefer elves tho, they are more smoooooth.
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>>469544
Dang we gobos should get a list of stuff to do.

-shrooms
-citadel
-mechanics like pulleys

idk what else. We need some goals gobos.
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>>469550
Yea. We are an elvish kinda camp. They have nice hats.
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>>469572
You want another lobotomy, roundear?
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AFTER the Elves have talked. THE ORCS....did not reply

Confusion reigns
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Ay yo where are the orcs? Let's get this moving people.
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>>469521
>>469522
>>469580
Hmm
we should focus on what we can make with metals this turn then.
Currently our tools look like shit but they work great, having better molds instead of using holes in the cave would be good.
Mechanics would be nice and our Gobbos can become even smarter just by tinkering.
Maybe a culture action like setting up a government would do?
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>>469550
at least you are not into humping mother earth as those weird ones which shaman told us about
so, no complaining about using both actions to attack?
hat dude? >>469532
>>469586
>got one lucky shot in MK I helmets
>think he is hot shit
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>>469586
I do nor recall you lobbing our bottoms.
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>>469568
maybe throw in some green clothes too, it'll help us sneak better, but I'm okay with moving camp up to near the forest and protect your trees if the need arises
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>>469587
We're not known for our thinking ability
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>>469580
I would like to later invest in caste system and eugenics. I'd like to breed powerful goblins.
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>>469587
Hmmm... maybe they'll understand us if we talk louder.
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ELVISH!?
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>>469600
If it'll make your savages look less savage I'm willing to throw that in.
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>>469568
On the side, who's up for a drug indused orgy
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>>469600
>already green
>wear green clothes for camp
whats the point
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>>469604
We dragons can help you with the eugenics part. If some gobbos swore to protect and honor th dragon god I'm sure we can have dragon blood gobbos as a reward.
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>>469601
>>469605
If this keeps up, this meeting will ahve to take 2 turns
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>>469595
Lets make the gobos america. But not terrible and trump based.

I say better tools maybe a hand turned drill? Then we get some democracy.

Hey dragons do you mind giving us your written language? We are like science so we need to record stuff.
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>>469610
sure sure, I'm okay with these terms >>469618
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>>469617
Dude, if we try that we'll literally spear the gobbos and kill them.
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>>469595
Invest in shaping hot metal with hammers and stones. This alows us to work metals into swords or other shit. Metal working
Later let's try to lock for ways to make explosives with alchemy and other shit.
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>>469618
>If this keeps up, this meeting will ahve to take 2 turns
goood, goooooooooooooood
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>>469619
yeah, thats sounds good. OH! and can we have, like, a painting or something dragons, its kinda gray and dull here...
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>>469621
It'll be very messy.

And not the good kind.
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>>469619
Yeah, no problem. Matter of fact since you guys can't have magic, scrap the fire magic we aught to give you our language as a reward for working on the citadel. Maybe some other stuff too.
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>mfw the orcs just walk away
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>>469630
>other stuff

Please. Dragon Manlets. WE CAN TRY I SAY. WE CAN MAKE A CANNON AND STUFF IT FULL!
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>>469628
No no no I'm not talking about sex dude I'm talking about a blood pact. Like binding your soul to the dragon God in exchange for height, magic ability, some swole, and maybe a tail.
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>>469633
i'd prefer them to stand there a litttle bit more
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>>469620
Suddenly, an orc speaks up! He says the orcs will agree to this deal!

But then it's the elves who are silent this time.

>>469637
Who said anything about sex you pervert.
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>>469625
>>469619
We can do better tools like drills once we learn how to shape the metal with our hammers.
Once we learn the dragon language, let's write the constitution and have some laws.
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>>469638
I hear that. Raid them while theybare gone?
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>>469641
we agree with it.
The deal I mean.
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>>469637
I think you're the horny one here
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>>469641
10/10 negotiations, would trade again
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>>469641
it takes two turns, both parties are too high and slow to get this shit rolling
>>469646
better
raid them AND raid meeting place of orcs and elves AT THE SAME TIME
Genius strategy
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>>469651
Hell yeah my nig. Thinkin bout that brood pussy.
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>>469619
We could easily create democracy with this tight knit community that hate tall people. Fuck their tribe king shit
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>>469620
So you get
Medicine
Clothes
Dead trees.
We get
Your protection
And you move outside the forest for our convenience.


...sounds fair.
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>>469641
We are happy that you are able to talk agree with our reasonable terms! Here, take this green cap to your chief as a sign of our friendship!
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>>469655
Let's train in wrestling so we can use it in combat AND to force nonconsenting dragos to give up their semen
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>>469654
I'd bet a hat or two on that
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>>469656
I feel like our empire (that the dragons are part of) has done the most things. That just me?

We still dont have a good end game goal. Maybe we spring for space tech as an end game?
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After a round of AWKWARD SILENCE. Both sides finally agrees. The elves will give the orcs clothing, medicine and dead trees in exchange for protection.

Both parties will return home automatically after this turn. And the orcs will have to spend an action to move their camp to the edge of the forest.

TURN 8 STARTS
Tribes, reply to this post with your turns
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For this turn, we learn wrestling and masonry?
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>>469665
>Your empire
>Not ours
>>469662
Draconic martial arts are where its AT! Not wrestling, Get with the times.
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>>469666
Forgot pic

>>469665
Please remember, all of you, that you're all still in tribal stage.
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>>469662
Dragon Kung fu doubles as a magic booster and fighting style. We can also put in individual actions to create schools that teach and enhance on different aspects.

So we can spend a turn fleshing out a physical combat school that gives a large bonus to swole, or one that gives a big boost to magic potential, or another that exponentiates another factor like speed so that we can travel longer distances. It can mean a lot of shit
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>>469654
Focus on training and groin hats. (Skulls on waist for defense)
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>>469660
ya, if you're okay with those terms
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Gobbos, let's work on metal working this turn
Like forging the metal into shapes with our hammer. We can do mechanics too and get gears so we can get some clocks or other nerdshit.
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>>469676
Lets culture for martial arts, while also working on learning masonry. Lets get the citadel going already.
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>>469676
Dragon martial arts it is.

What about our cultural move?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>469675
so wait, orc and elves parties return to home AFTER 8 turn or after 7 one which is now complete?
>>469681
fuck that. everyone got alliances rolling. we need to fuck orc shit FAST before elves react.
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>>469669
By ours I meant the gobos and the dragons.
>>469685
What about paper or smelting mushrooms to make ink?
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>>469666
>>469685
We, living in shitty little... things, need to research building and such, being little guys, it wouldnt take allot of materials for homes.
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>>469690
after 8, if nobody bothers them
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>>469685
Hold on gobbs we have to agree are we going to try for magic citadel as soon as possible? Cause if so then us dragons can learn masonry while you guys do tools or construction so that next turn we can build the citadel.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469690
Fine. We fight orcs. Second action?
My second action is waist armor
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>>469685
>>469691
hmmm, we need paper, but those come from trees and we live in caves
we can engrave stuff like the dragons do
The citadel could be our home if we work really hard on it.
>>469702
aw shit, we can work on the citadel now that we have tools and materials.
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I am loving this threads already
>Humans getting shat by RNG and shit dispite their best efforts because barbarians are shit
>orcs just doing fuck all like the tards all that orcs are
>The scalies and manlets are pretty much taking it seriously and working together
>elves are just being elves
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>>469690
What's the rolls for?

Training for when you guys finally scout?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>469697
PERFECT
>>469681
>>469704

I remind you of my godly rock throw, which was the sign that BROCK WANTS BLOOD
MORE BLOOD OF ORCS
AND ELVES
AND EVERYTHING
EVERYONE HEALTHY BARBARIAN GOES TO RAID NOW
HALF RIADS MEETING PLACE, HALF RAIDS THE ORC VILLAGE
AND KILLS EVERYONE
HAHAHHAAHA
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>>469702
Or rather the turn after next turn. Am I saying this right?

>>469675
Oh yeah op, the seer will develope a martial art that helps him concentrate so that he can listen to the earth better, also we will use our fire breathing and claws to master masonry and carving, or just stonework in general
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>>469707
First lets us get architecture so next turn we'll have everything and it wont be shit.
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>>469675
Can we make a move to attack the hummies?
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>>469707
Mushroom ink and paper.

So we going:
First Turn-Work on Citadel
Second Turn-Make shiny pretty stuff for the citadel. Or something else.
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>>469714
We are throwing rocks, you uncultured chicken brains
>he can't throw rocks
literally manlet tier
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>>469725
Sure why not, it's not like attacking stuff is not allowed
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>>469714
No it's rock throwing to see who is da best barb.

Look at the human civ sheet.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>469728
I can throw flaming rocks
Watch this
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>>469729
turn order wise humans move first, right? so we can affect next turns of others.
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>>469707
>>469727
as much as i agree...
As goblins, we got no order. so first turn citadel and second we research a type of governing.
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>>469727
Nah nah nah, we aren't ready yet to bould the citadel though you guys might be. We need to tech up slightly.

You guys work on proper metal tools or something like that. Then after this turn we will be ready.
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>>469666
action: move camp

tech: hit sticks together and discover fire
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>>469742
We also need to learn plumbing for those bath houses.

This is very important.
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>>469734
>throwing slighty warm rock from height on the ground
meh, but I glad you uncultured swine start to be influenced by our superiour culture
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>>469737
Sure why not
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>>469727
>>469724
>>469720
>>469740
Alright, let's let the Dragons work on masonry first then we can build next turn.
This turn however, shroom paper and ink is ingenious. Let's work on construction too, so our architectural skills can help with the citadel later or work on improving our metalworking so our tools don't look like shit.
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>>469715
*eye roll* More hats i guess. Fine. Lets go
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Okay so we stuff needed to make a citadel Like shiny pretty things. And use our first action to make a democracy?

>>469743
>Doesnt have an infinite source of fire from jewish dragons
kek
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>>469756
yeah, that sounds good.
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>>469675
Magic-Work on water magic to make it stronger.

Culture-Make babies
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>>469759
Infinite as long as you can pay for it
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>>469759
>Cant reach the top shelf
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>>469768
Oi you mess with the mantlet you get your civ nuked to oblivion.
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>>469715

....... Ok! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO.... I mean... BLOOD AND GLORY! FOR BROCK!!!
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>>469666
barbarian turn
1st action : use half of population to raid orcs village while they are preparing to move. Kill everything, loot everything, eat mounts. Rape woman if someone really wants to.
2nd action: use other half of population to raid elves and orc meeting place (it was located nearby barbarian village, so it was easy to spot). grab every possible goods which were involved in trading, and get some girly elves to rape at home. then do quick tactical retreat to back to home village with all the goods. Kill everyone not valuable.

PRAISE BROCK
>>469758
you can get elven hats now
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>>469768
>Cant kill any humans
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>>469779
kek
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>>469675
Oh shit op did we respond yet?
I think we did just makin posotive.
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>>469779
>Gets killed by litterally everything
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>>469665
How about robots and mechs or at least golems. To be honest I want to create swole master race goblins
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>>469666
>>469675
Tech: Work on shroom paper and ink, cut the base of the shrooms into slices while smelting the tops into ink.
Tech: Improve our construction skills by creating homes for our people.
Government and citadel next turn I think.
All gobbos good with these actions?
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>>469786
Not really, unless you count this >>469720
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>>469789
>dumber that dirt
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>>469725
We are too few. We should make more babies and maybe make wooden armour or something before doing that.
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>>469800
Yeah that's what we decided on.

Just making sure.
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>>469803
No wooden armor.
Yes babies.
I want more water magic before dragons nuke us.
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>>469778
Yey
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>>469799
Yep.
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>>469799
I agree.
>>469778
>pic related
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>>469778
>grab girly elves
inb4 its all guys

You humans are so dumb I can see it happening
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>>469813
This nigger is actually scared.

Feels good my man.
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>>469813
We need some sort of armour, we are the second weaker race after the gobbos.
Or...
We could use grass and leaves in our clothes as camouflage.
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>>469821
their problem
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>>469835
You wood niggers already blend in the trees
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>>469835
We literally can just burn your entire forest down.

Camo isn't worth shit if literally everything is on fire.
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>>469835
Fight

In flammable armor


I feel like that's a bad idea.


We can just invent tanning leather and get leather armor.

We have animals.
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>>469821
The pants things help
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>>469846
Good luck burning us when we suffocate you with our sacred grass smoke.
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>>469849
Can't you hippies just invent gas mask?
It's the smoke that kills not the fire

Plus you can use it to smoke weed with greater efficiency
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>>469849
Sounds good.
And hey, we could even use the leather of the orcs that die of old age if they let us.
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>>469866
>orcs
>dying from old age
sorry, not going to happen
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The humans have decided to go murderize the surrounding tribes. They've set sights on the orc camp and the meeting near the river.

Brock sees their bloodlust as good and blesses them

The barbarians have moved to attacking. Prepare for battle elves and orcs.
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>>469866
So water magic and baby's now.

Then fire.(We don't have that apparently)

Then leather.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>469874
HAIL BROCK
>>469851
you are only one reliable here, prepare for rolls!
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>>469874
mfw im the only orc to roll
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>>469874
>humans train in boxing
>dragos learning kung fu
Why do I feel like this quest is slowly turning in to a thinly veiled martial arts one
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>469874
Sir!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>469882

I can roll too!!!! FOR BROCK!!!!!
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>>469890
>>469882
Holy shit its like you guys are in Dicestralia
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>>469877
Yeah.
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>>469896
I was very wrong, brother!
LET'S THE BLOOD BATH BEGINS
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>>469901
For Brock!
And HAAATTTTSSS
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>>469874
Aye yo since there is only one Orc you want me to roll as an Orc to even the odds?
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>>469907
you can't do that, chicken brains
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>>469874
I'll pray to tree god.

Dear tree god the filthy hummies hate trees.
Please help us waste them.
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>>469911
Meh alright I guess in a way it is unethical.
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>>469912
>ignoring tree throwing culture of orcs you got trade going
hypocrite hippies
hippicrites
>>
>>469874
>a
I roll for entertainment of watching them fight.
1d20
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>>469922
lel
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>>469922
Orcs throw dead trees around.
Dead trees help fertilize soil.
Helps plants grow.


You were saying filthy hummies.
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AND NOW THE BATTLE BEGINS.

First, the humans inttercepted the orc elves meeting.

As before, each side rolls , whoever has the higher number, with the difference being about 10 and up, wins.

Bonuses:
Humans: Brock's favour: +40; Training : +5; Skull fists: +5; Surprise attack: +5
Orcs: Big guys: +5; Mud armor: +5; Orc God wants blood: +10
Elves: Bows: +10; Distracting girly visage: +5

Elven god is kinda on the fence about giving orcs trees so he doesn't bless the elves this time

Humans roll 1d100, whichever human the highest roll will be picked and add to the bonus

Elves and Orcs, since you're together, each roll 1d50, the highest of each side will be added together, then add the bonuses of each side
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>469929
LET IT RAIN BLOOD
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Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>469929
lets do this girly friends
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469912
AIM FOR THE DICK
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>>469934
Oh damn
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Rolled 10 (1d50)

>>469929

Filthy hummies.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>469929
Lets goooo Haaaatttts
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>>469928
>he doesn't know HOW orcs get those "dead" trees in such amounts
ignorance is a bliss
you'll never know now. HA HA HA
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>>469936
THE TARGET WAS TOO SMALL TO HIT
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>>469935
>>469936
RIP
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>>469936
nigga, you rolled a d10
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>>469947
in pieces
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>>469941
._.
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>>469929

OP Why don't we get bonus for superior numbers?
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>>469950
Elves are high as per usual
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>>469950
elves being high is A HUGE HELP
>>469954
I told you, wearing THAT many hats will eventually get you tripped
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>>469950
Oh. It was a d100?
Do I roll again or...
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>>469960
Roll 1d50
>>
Guys come on roll proper d100s jeez.
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>>469960
You better roll since your other elf got a 10
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>>469955
The meeting is a small party for both sides. While the barbarians have half their entire camp
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>>469967
Oooooooh okay nvm humans roll d100 only gotcha my bad op.
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>>469967
how the hell do you even roll? ive tried everything.
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>>469969
I think thanks to all confusion they are all already dead
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>>469974
dice+1d100 in the options field
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>>469974
Mate you do this: dice+1d10
Put that in the options field. No spaces or nothin just like that.
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>>469974
Roll by typing dice+1d100 in the options field.
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>>469974
>implying manlets can roll
>>
Orcs and Elves roll dice+1d50 in options field

Humans are 1d100
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>469967
Kill kill kiññ
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>>469995
You are 1d50 dumdum
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

watching the battle for entertainment.
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>>469998
I tricked him

:^)
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>>469995
Oshit
>1d100
Kek, waste

>>469974
Which tribe were you again?
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>>469995
Can we just divide that and round OP that's our best roll?
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>>469998
I think he was so high, he is already dead at this point.
you basically teaching elf faggot how to shoot yourself with a bow
can we have bow technology now?
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If Elf Weedy Dealer don't roll a proper 1d50 and reply to my previous post in 2 minutes, I'll have to take the 10
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>>470003
i dont have to roll, i just wanted to.
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Rolled 9 (1d50)

>>469998
FUCK
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>>470009
Roll proppa or get neg god stats
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

Rolling for keks.

If rolls are high then the dragons will be pleased.

If low then a pissed dragon will nuke the shit out of that place out of anger for not giving good entertainment.
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>>470014
why
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>>470014
Oh my god that's even worse
>>
Humanity stronk
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>>470014
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>470014
Reply to OP, not me :^)
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>470014
>managed to get lower than the 10
You high

>>470016
Rolling for amusement as well
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>>470014
maybe the elves shouldn't have taken so many drugs
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>>470014
Top quality laughs.

You get bonus points elves. No nuking for you. For a while.
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>>470012
>>470014
Review of elf raid on "BestRaidPlaces.com"
ELVES ARE SO HIGH, THEY ARE REALLY SQUISHY AND HARMLESS - WOULD RAID AGAIN, RECOMMENDED
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>>470029
*all of my hats begin laughing*

>>470027
Bwahahahahahahaha
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>>470030
TREE GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US
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>>470034
We should have kept some elf women with these rolls. Not just rape them.
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AND NOW, THE ROLL RESULTS FOR THIS ROUND

Humans:
70+40+5+5+5 = 125

Elves and Orcs:
27+10+5+5+10+10+5 = 72

Amazing
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>>470037
Cause your a bunch of pussies that think they are better than everyone.

We dragons are rightfully better than everyone, in certain ways at least.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>470014

Shit man... I pity my enemies...
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>>470039
but we do keeping them see >>469778
>and get some girly elves to rape at home
keyword - at home
unless your raping skills are so high - elves will explode in process
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>>470040
I never knew God had an extra hat and alias
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>>470047
Yay! Hats AND bitches
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>>470040
BLOODY AMAZING
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>>470046
You clearly don't pity them
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The barbarians came down onto the meeting in a storm of fists and rocks.

No elf or orc survived.
In the carnaged, the barbarians were a little too violent so they couldn't find any loot that was crushed under their fists. At least they found 2 elven women to take back to their village.

Sadly all the "women" they found were actually males. Ya just can't tell with elves.
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>>470040
Now that everyone at the deal is dead, do we still have to move our camp? Since theres nobody on either side who knows of the deal??
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>>470072
Oh and forgot to mention, since all the people who knows a deal has been made is dead. Both orcs and elves don't know of their alliance.

NEXT IS THE ORC CAMP RAID
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>>470072
>Sadly all the "women" they found were actually males. Ya just can't tell with elves.
so we got 2 slave population increase then?
will use those faggots to teach us bows and shit
otherwise - well, let's leave that to their imaginations
>>470077
even better!
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>>470077
Holy shit not another awkward silence negotiations
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>>470073
>do we still have to move our camp?
>he thinks they'll have camp to move.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>470077
Rolling for additional amusement
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>>470084
I'm all for it if it'll be at their "usual" place
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>>470090
Rolling for holding back the urge to nuke with you
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>470090
Ill double down on that.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>470097
Lemme try to fix this
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>>470097
truly, a manlet roll
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20 barbarians storm the metaphorical gates of the orcs.

Bonuses:
Humans: Brock's favour: +40; Training : +5; Skull fists: +5; Surprise attack: +5
Orcs: Big guys: +5; Mud armor: +5; Orc God wants more blood: +15, Home turf: +25; Boar mounts: +3; Super Boar: +1

NOW EACH SIDE ROLL 1d100
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>470096
>tfw got high from amusement forgot to roll

>>470090
Rolling to hold you back to prevent you from nuking
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>470090
>>470097
well, let's at least try to be merciful
better hope I roll high, elf boys
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>>470061

At lest I try to show compassion before we have wonderful victory party with ale and elf "women"...
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>470102
just back in time for a role
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>470102
inb4 1
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>>470102
oh shit, 55 vs 54
the orcs have to roll higher by 1 to win
>>470114
OH SHIT
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>470102
MORE BLOOD
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>>470114
Ooh baby. Orc God smiles upon you
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>>470105
Don't worry, I held him back from nuking them so that our amusement continues
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>>470072
Okay, we can use this traumatic experience for our advance as a culture.
ALL HUMANS DESERVE DEATH
WE WILL USE THE BLOOD OF OUR DEAD COMRADES AS BODY PAINT SO THAT WE NEVER FORGET THEM (not to mention we'll eat them)
We should develop a more guerrilla warfare-y style of combat.
As in, hide in the trees, throw sticks at the bad guys and jump and climb away once they get too close.
>>
>>470114
>>470115
Bless
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>>470120
FUCK
WHERE ARE MY BARB BROS AT
STOP FUCKING ELVES
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>470102

LET ROOOOCK AND ROLL!!!!
>>
>>470123
But no one survived so no one knew who killed them.

As far as the elves know, since they were meeting orcs and never came back means that the orcs killed your elves
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>>470115
AVENGE US, ORCBROS! AVENGE US!
>>
>>470123
BUt you don't know they killed your party because none made it back :^)


Okay I kid, elven lookouts could have saw the carnage from atop the trees, but it waaasss pretty far away, all they know is that humans and orcs were involved
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>>470057
HAT MAN
DO IT
FUG
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>>470130
Hey at least one humie should have died or dropped his hat in the fight now.
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>>470136
Well hummies already attacked us so we're prejudice against them
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>>470136
the real question is, do we know that the barbarians fugged us? i mean no one made it back and we're getting attacked by barbarians again
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>>470136
Then how about "EVERYONE FROM THE PLAINS MUST DIE"?
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>>470105
Oi! You there! Your a gobbo! You can't roll!

Unless the humans are bothering you. In which case tell us to nuke them and it'll be a-ok.
>>
MIDGETS! i got it!
We
NEED
to research into alcohol, sell it to the neighboring tribes, make bank.
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>>470145
You do not.
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>>470145
Barbarian-Orcs relations are alredy in the shitter so you can just blame them for everything
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>470102
>>
>>470145
Pretty sure half the human camp is attacking the full orc camp excluding the small party that was sent to have tea time with elves.

Orcs should have a numerical advantage
>>
>the savages are killing each other and becoming weak
Just as planned
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>>470162
I guess doing double attack was pulling a leg of a lady luck

fug
at least we are not defeated terribly, right? >>470160 someone should've survived.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>470167
Rolling for how amused the Dragons are
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>>469666
Can we change the moving our camp action to literally moving our camp, away from the humans, to the north east preferably
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>>470160
well that's exactly what's gonna happen, pin the blame on the donk... i mean barbarian.
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>>470172
At least one raid was successful. Im content with my elf and orc hats
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>470178
Rolling for number of books gobos will make on this war.
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AND NOW, THE ROLL RESULTS OF THIS ROUND

Humans: 75 + 40 + 5 +5 +5 = 130
Orcs: 93 + 5 +5 +15 + 25 +3 +1 = 147
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>>470167
>chicken brains think he is hot shit
>still doesn't have rock throwing culture
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>>470178
>>470172
Dragons are not amused.

We're gonna barbeque your survivors for MAXIMUM FUN because no one knows what happened
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>470178
We already rolled for that though. Actually this is a separate roll.

Rolling to prevent nukage
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>>470189
Seeing that the humans lost, should be turn their survivors to ash?

Should be fun seeing the three tribes point fingers at eachother since no one knows what happened
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>>470186
so close
and yet so far
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>>470186
Since the numbers are close... its not total carnage right?
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>>470198
Kek, I say we do it. Their weak and we can take their valubles.
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>>470198
Meta rolls that's not part of a turn action doesn't count unless that's your action for next turn
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>>470203
I sure do hope so
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>>470210
We're making it our action for next turn
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>>470203
TOTAL CARNAAAAGE
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>>470215
Lets get the gobbos in on this to if they want to join
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>>470186

Our Gods become very pleased with our battles!

Even we lose the battle with the orcs, we still have elf "women" to "play" with.
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>>470220
to keep pleasing our both gods we both need to survive in enough numbers
or you want to fight with some faggots across the river?
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>>470223
We can let them ride on our backs, we can use this battle to see how much buffs we get in a fight
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>>470231
Nah let's carry them in our claws or feet and have them lob javelins while we do magic. The ultimate hellish fly by.
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The second attack didn't go so well for the humans. The orcs fiercly defended their home and killed the invaders. Only some mamaged to escape back to the barbarian village
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>>470237
Perfect, were the heavy guns with fireballs while they just lob shit at them like annoying shits.
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>>470238
How long will the humans at the river take to travel back to their village?
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>>470238
do we get their hats to use as our hats, I mean I don't care if it's my brothers skull, it's still pretty cool
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>>470242
But have you seen their rolls?
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So, am I understanding this correctly?
We gobbos and dragons want to kill the humans?
wut?
I'm up for that actually.
That seems cool.
We can throw like, metal spike things down on them while we ride the dragons! That would be amazing. Sign me up.
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>>470238
more than half survived, damaging alliance of hippies and orcs, also destroying their trading resources and bringing uncertainty in diplomatic relations, also getting some prisoners for good stuff
eh.
it's okay result as far I'm concerned.
and gods are pleased
just gotta make more babies
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>>470249
M-Muh hats!
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>>470249
Lets use their hats instead of our lionclothes.
Show them what we think of their silly 'culture'
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The orcs, meanwhile, had their numbers reduced due to the battles, even with the gift from Orc God.

After the chaos, they tried banging sticks togerhter to make something, but with their strength all they did was break alot of sticks.

Oh and some wanted to move to a better location, so they started looking into packing up their things.
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>>470261
YES, that is a great idea
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>>470255
Since the humans are seperated, we're raiding their village and the survivors from the orc village battle while the humans at the river are still yet to come home.

For extra loot and shits and giggles.
Shits and giggles mostly because this way no one knows what happens and it will be amusing watching them point fingers at eachother
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>>470243
They're already back, they live near it
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>>470263
ayo, how long does it take to make mudhuts?
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>>470267
As midgets,should we assist them?
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>>470256
More babies. More walls. Orc bone walls?
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>>470268
Aye, that's a bummer.
Dragos, do we still raid or are we going back to masonry?
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Wait our mappers haven't come back yet with their Intel. Actually no we can just watch everything from our mountains so we know where they are right?
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The elves trained their water magic, and are now able to produce slightly more water in their streams, gotta water dem plants. With more sex, they managed to increase their population a bit, but with the elven party sent to the orcs missing, that didn't help much.

Elven lookouts saw humans running up to the meeting but then all the carnage kicked up too much dust to see what was the results

>>470274
a turn
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>>470287
hmmm, we have some numbers to throw around
but we gotta reinforce our own holdings first
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>>470256

Yep we real need to breed more babies!

By the way... Do our god Brock have wife? Like Goddess of Fertility?
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Okay barbs
what do
we need to regain population
maybe get defenses rolling
and do something with prisoners

our options
- scout for nearby human tribes to get them into our nation
- build dem walls
- interrogate elves prisoners, so they'll teach us their technology - like bows or medicine shit
your ideas?
>>470288
babies are good, but it's too slow growth. tho scouting was fruitless before. Dunno what is better
but yeah, we need dem walls.
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>>470289
Nah dragon citadel takes higher priority. Then we can consider going on a rampage.

Prepare puny mortals
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>>470301
ok
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>>470301
Well, I thought for defense, we could just trap the entrances while we're away. Then, when we arrive, we scream into the cave entrances for the others that we left in the caves to untrap the entrances. That would also work, since we can build mechanisms. Also, It's very dark in the caves, so the other races couldn't see in there and we could just knife them to death. So I think, in terms of defense, we're doing ok.
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>>470307
Eh alright, lets see if our stuff worked this turn.
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>>470302
Bahahahahaha women can't be gods... OR WEAR HATS
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>>470302
dunno. don't think so
elves are one rabbit faggots
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The goblins, using their mushrooms made their own written language. The ink smells like ass though.

Using their new tools, the goblins made better homes for themselves
As in they dug a bigger cave.
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>>470306
Walls and learn elvish scouting to make us less shit
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>>470320
check their screen - >>470296
they don't have scout bonuses
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>>470318
Now we can't use our language as a diplo chip.
Now we don't have as much influence over the gobbos.
Now I'm mad.
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>>470318
ayy, where's the tech for writing
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Ok. So midgets, since we're not doing a raid, what do we wanna do now? We could do some masonry for the citadel as tech. What else do we do? Maybe mechanics. Maybe mechanics and masonry

Ok, I suggest:
Mechanics
Masonry
both
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>>470318
Also when the fuck did they get toilets?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>470331
Roll for quelling anger
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>>470327
Show us hownto make/use bows then... combined with walls its a good idea
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>>470331
Were still massive musle bound fire spewing dragons. Were still good and we have a good thing going on with the gobbos.
>>470337
Help make the citadel with us.
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>>470343
You want to make walls out of 5 dead orcs?
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>>470337
We are already did masonry. Do molds for better tools and help us with the citadel.
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>>470343
gotcha. we also can attach ROCKS to those bows
for better damage
we are trained for that

wall and bows it is then, unless 3rd guy is against
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>>470337
If we combine our masonry action with the dragons, we can get a basic citadel down.
>>470348
Let's tech masonry and our regular action will be building the citadel.
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The dragon seer, after meditating inside his cave so long, started to hear voices in the walls, causing him to lash out with weird movements using all his limbs and tail. The other dragons are pretty weirded out by this, but if they let him be he may develop a new martial art. Or go mad from talking to walls, 50/50.

The others started using their natural powers to better build a home. So far they managed to carve a round rock with their claws.

NOW DRAGONS. Pick one of your own to roll 3d100 to determine what happens to your map makers
0-9: a terrible event
10-29: a bad even
30-80: meeting another tribe
81-100: smooth sailing this turn

>>470333
Forgot to save the new version, but it's there

>>470339
Since the first turn, it's what they start with
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>>470348
Yeah, ok.

So, Midgets

Mechanics
Help dragons make citadel, that will unite the goblins and dragons, and make us a force to be reckoned with.

Sound good? I like the idea.
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>>470337
yeah, masonry would be nice, but mechanics may be a bit far off. maby just simple mechanics, like pullies and such, and small crank hand drills.
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>>470350
Only a few dead orcs made helms for my entire people. Why not?
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>>470350
mostly rocks.
your bones will do as pointy parts of the wall
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>>470362
A d100 for each of us?
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>>470365
Yeah, that's what I meant by mechanics.

Eventually, we would make awesome drawbridges and gates for the Citadel. Also, we now have to capitalize Citadel. I order it so.
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

Who will roll?

1 - dragon hitler
2 - Radical dragon
3 - me
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>>470362
>3d100
that seems unfair
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>>470365
Let's make a wheel to help move shit from the mines. It'll lead to pulleys and gears.
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Rolled 44, 39, 100 = 183 (3d100)

>>470375
Ayyy
>>470362
Rolling
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>>470377
3 dragons, 3 rolls
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>>470373
3 dragon scouts, a roll for what happens to each of them
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>>470365
>Hand Crank Drills
You dirty thief.

We need democracy. The President isnt better than anyone by the way he is just in charge
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>>470385
fucking voodoo
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>>470380
Fucking nice.
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>>470378
Yeah ok.

So midgets:

Basic mechanics (simple gears, the wheel, shit like that)
And help the dragons with the Citadel.
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>>470380
We meet 2 tribes and we have a perfect map from our third scout
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>>470380
DAMN SON
NAT ONE HUNDREEEEEEEEEED
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>>470380
EYYYYY
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>>470393
Dragons are the master race confirmed.
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>>470392
If we get the wheel, we can eventually make minecarts and rails
let's go with mechanics then and building the citadel, it'll probably take a bunch of turns to finish
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Or actually, I have an idea. I'll make a list of things we can do, and we decide. We could:

Citadel
More shroomology
masonry
mechanics
democracy

That is the stuff I have picked up till now.
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>>470400
Lets do mechanics and citadel since thats what Dragons are doing. Then we go minecarts and democracy.
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>>470400
The citadel is top priority.
Our second action can be whatever, but having a government with a president is nice and we haven't done much culture in a while.
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>>470389
well i saw what you said and just tried to say it again. i didnt mean to steal it from you.
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>>470399
We will invent geometry and astronomy after we are done with the citadel. We can trade you geometry and/or masonry for you to upgrade our citadel.
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>>470380
2 of the dragon scouts were spotted by the elves and humans. While the one in orc territory wasn't noticed and did his job undisturbed.

HUMANS AND ELVES. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO? A GHUGE FLYING BEAST HAS BEEN SPOTTED OVER YOUR LAND!
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>>470403
I think minecarts belong to mechanics, since mechanics bring the wheel.
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>>470409
Shoot it in the eyes with poison arrows.
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>>470409
You faggots better not toss shit at us.
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>>470409
Orcs confirmed dumbest race
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>470409
THROW ROCKS AT IT
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>>470409
Oh shit my man. If you niggers start causing shit we will nuke your asses.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

Attack it with rocks?
I want a new hat
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>470409

We invite the dragon as one of guest and make it REAL DRUNK.
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>>470409
>>470412
>dragons can literally burn down the forest with no effort
>angering dragons
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>>470417
Just a side note, IF one of the dragons die, you won't know who did it, because no meta-gaming. Just sayin'
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>>470409
Use Rock Slingshots on beast
Haaaaats!
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>>470428
Well we know which of the dragons disappeared so we know which area to burn
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>>470428
Aw shit your right.
but seriously
>implying they will be able to kill a dragon.
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>>470428
Its called raiding them for completely unrelated reasons. Dont need a reason to attack if we want their shit.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>470425
a) we don't have alcohol
b) THROW ROCKS AT IT
FOLLOW OUR EXAMPLE
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>>470435
>>470433
Also this
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The elves decided to shoot the dragon in the eye with poisoned arrows

ELVES AND DRAGONS, ROLL 1d100 for the outcome

>>470435
But since the scouts are for mapmaking, if he's dead then you don't know where the elves are who even the existence of the elves
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>>470437
His throw was larger than ours. We have to listen to him :(
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>>470409
i mean, why look at the sky if you can look at the fallen enemies right in front of you
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>470441
Rolling for blasting the arrows and the forest to shit with fire
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>>470442
This 9 was first >>470416
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>470441
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>>470441
inb4 elves are too high to roll again
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>470441
Tree god guide my bow.
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>>470445
Oh sheeet
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Oh shit.
Dragons, if the elves get really lucky, you lose 10% of your population.
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>>470442
My throw of rock was first
and it was 9 - >>470416
he ain't got shit on me
throw rock culture - most fair and democratic culture there is
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>>470447
>>470451
rip elves
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>>470447
>>470451
Kek, we know elves are hostile.
Burn a part of their forest as a threat for their provocation
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>>470447
>>470451
Not with these rolls
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>470437

The reason is because we can learn some valuable thing from Dragon and It is not good idea to start another war yet (we need more peoples and better gear).
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>>470412
Seconded.
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New plan. We know elves dont like us I think cause the drago lived maybe.

I suggest us gobos spend 2 turn on tech to make bombs and the dragos spend a turn on tech to help and one on culture to learn how to burn.
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>>470462
>Part
Nah make the whole forest ash!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>470464
I SAID THROW ROCKS
STOP LISTENING TO HIPPIES
JUST KEEP THROWING ROCKS
also - >>470445 - so you are too late
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>>470441
I think I'm the only one rolling.

R.I.P elves.
>>
Also mantles remember we have a 100 roll for aggression when you made your own language.

Watch your tongue during negotiations.
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>>470464
We are an attack culture. All bonuses are attack and bloodshed based
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>>470468
We'll be fine, I don't think we know gunpowder yet
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>>470468
Bombs? We don't even know that gunpowder exists. Also Goblins can't do magic, that's already been cleared up.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>470441
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>>470474
I knew getting hippie prisoners was a bad influence
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The arrows missed! Now the scout knows the elves are hostile!

NOw what should he do in response
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>>470481
Hahahahaha
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>>470481
Fucking kek


We have another dragon don't we?
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>>470481
Oh well.
We ash elves now.
>>
R.I.P elves

>>470481
>>470451
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>>470483
OH SHIT DRAGONS, NUKE THEM
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>>470483
Toss a greater fire ball at them and leave to tell the rest of the dragons.
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>>470483
Just for the dragos. He still havent told you.
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>>470483
BURN THE FOREST
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>>470483
Shoot fire out of the mouth and two greater fire balls from each forelimb.

Nuke the shit out of them
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>>470474

It is true we are attack culture but sometime we need peace to gathering strength and resources to cause another war.
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>>470493
wat
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>>470492
Changing to this
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>>470492
>>470501
Well that got more votes
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>>470497
Cmon guys vote for this. We are telling them either way lets just go all out.
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>>470498
>not wanting a sentient pet dragon
>not wanting bones of a dragon
if you gotta be like that we can waste entire action and decide the CHIEF OF THE TRIBE
that will be productive, right?
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>>470510
Remember that elves get bonus from their pussy god. I don't want to lose 10% of our population AND not know about the elves.

This way we know about them and we damage them
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Well gtg
Hippy, hold the elves up in my absence.
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wait... midgets, what are we doing? All midgets, post what you want. The things with the most votes win.
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The dragon scout fires off a Great Fireball at the elves!

Elves and Dragons, roll 1d100

Elves have a bonus of +35 due to forest god magic

>>470513
The orcs did it. Note that the chief is an NPC
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>>470510
They have like their whole tribe even though one dragon is worth like 20 of them we have to play it safe with our low pop.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>470521
>>
I want mechanics and Citadel.
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>>470521
Whoops, forgot pic
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>470521
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>>470521
>The orcs did it. Note that the chief is an NPC
wow, we escaped total waste of time and actually implemented something more useful
good.
ROCK THROWING CULTURE WILL STAND SUPREME
>>470526
rip in pieces
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>470521
R.I.P

Forest
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>470521
pls
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>>470526
looks like the elves need 52 or higher to win
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>470521
Rolling for purging of the elves
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>>470532
The forests may live again!
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>>470532
Neat
>>
Ma bad forgot trip.
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>>470530
Throw rocks and capture or kill?
I want a hat, but mounts are okay too.
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>>470542
This is the power of light drizzle.
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>>470551
capture
mount which can actually work as a slave is pretty useful
we'll get enough new hats eventually, don't you worry
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Suddenly, a barrier made by the elven forest god appears and blocked the fireball. The scout grumpily went back home to inform his people of the hostile elves.

Now it's time for barbarians
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Elves rolled 142
Dragons rolled 151
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VOTE ON WHAT TO DO MIDGETS
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>>470563
No adding, only the highest roll from both sides
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>>470562
Nigger I rolled too don't deny me>>470538
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>>470563
Yeah but homeground buff
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>>470562
where to roll - to this post?
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>>470572
Oh okay mah bad
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>>470566
Gobbos, want to help us fuck someone up this turn? You can finally show those tall people whats what.
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>>470561
Fantastic. You have my primitive endorsement
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THe humans decided to throw rocks at the beast in their skies

Humans and Dragons, roll 1d100
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>>470566
>>470585
we don't have armor or good weapons
I don't think we'd be much help besides throwing shit
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>470587
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>470587
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>470587
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>470587
OH GOD NO SAVE
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>470587
ALL THIS PRACTICE WILL FINALLY PAY OFF
(hey, some do try to do this with slingshots too, right?)
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>>470596>>470600
Brock be praised indeed
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>>470599
HITLER PLS

THIS IS EMBARASSING TO LOSE A DRAGON FROM ROCKS
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>>470513

It is nice to have pet dragon but problem is that they are little to smart to us and we little low with manpower to make enemy with them.

Currently we are making enemy with elves and orcs, more enemies we will need more resources to survive.


>>470587


By the way how will you handle civil war or tribes split? Just curious.
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>>470577
Is it wrong I want hummies to murder fire monster?

Like hummies are bad but they have two legs.
And don't spit fire.
>>
I honestly don't think we need armor or weapons. They wouldn't help much, battle isn't our forte anyways.
We're much better at tech

I want Citadel and democracy.
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>>470600
IT'LL RAIN BLOOD TONIGHT
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>>470587
So we don't get a bonus from being a dragon then?
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>>470592
we do simple machines and masonary.
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>>470613
We are literal dragons it'll be somewhat retarded if we get shot down by rocks.
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>>470605
Hummies.

Want to kill the fire monster?
We'll forget about all the fighting and crap.

And let's get the midgets too.
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>>470609
we make airbombs that can be dropped. Everything will burn.

Do the Dragons tell us about the scouting mission?
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>>470622
>>470613
This is gonna be so fucking embarassing to lose 10% of our pop to fucking rocks
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>>470605
IF YOU ARE SO UNHAPPY, YOU SHOULD'VE THROW SOME ROCKS TO DISPUTE ME WHEN YOU HAD A CHANCE.
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>>470627
Well it's a mission to make a map. I dunno maybe, if we send out another scouting party or a war party in particular then you guys can get in on the action.
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>>470625
Fuck off hippies.
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One barbrian threw a particularly large rock. Right into the dragon's eye.!

Dragons, now roll 1d100. If your highest is over 30 then the dragon won't go fall

>>470605
Murder and lots of murder. Or the tribe will be split into 2 and each only get 1 action

>>470613
Bonuses only happen in direct combat. They don't have the bonuses activated either with these.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>470644
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>470644
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>>470644
THE ROCK HIT THE DRAGON SO HARD IT CAUSED TO IMAGE TO NOT BE UPLOADED
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As gobo, we should use our shroom knowledge to heal damaged drago's
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>>470633
We are literally going to send everyone plus the mantlets on dragon back with metal spears to look for our lost brethren/avenge his death if it comes to it. You literally have zero chances when that happens.
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>>470643
Dragons and goblins have functioning alliance.

Dragons are stronger than us.

Still wanna fight us cause we hug trees.

And we never attacked you.
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>>470649
CHICKEN BRAINS GO HOME
WHO IS BAD AT THROWING ROCKS NOW
CHIIIICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN
>>470656
you'll get those spears plugged deep into your asses
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>>470656
Our comrade didn't fall.

We are raiding tonight. Very cautiously however. I don't want another God fuckery like with the elves to fuck up our entire war party.
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THE WOUNDED DRAGON PERSERVERED!

NOW WHAT WILL HE DO?
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>>470660
YOU ARE FUCKING HIPPIES
end of the talk
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>>470669
desu, this guy should become big boss, he's already lost an eye
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>>470664
No, meta speaking the humans approve of blood shed and so does their God. Let's answer the humans with >>470497
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>>470669
Lob a greater fireball and retreat to inform his brethren
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>>470669
GREATER FIREBALLS EVERYWHERE THEN FUCK OFF TO GET THE REST.
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>>470676
GOBOS, WE heal drago's with shrooms.
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Can we change our votes from mechanics and democracy to traps? Cause we are about to get attacked.
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>>470678
No! Full discharge this time. A dragon doesn't get fucked with!
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>>470684
Fuck it. NUKE THE PLACE

whatcouldpossiblygowrong.png
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>>470674
I say trade the men for some women
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>>470697
they'll just send some men again, I don't trust those hippies
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The dragon fires off fireball(s). lel.

Both sides, roll 1d100

Bonuses:
Drag: Full Discharge +10
Barb: Brock's favour +40
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>470704
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>470704
NUKE THE PLACE
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>470701
They only gain butt pain. I say trust them.
>>470704
Haaaaats!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>470704
Fuck your brock. His hats shit.
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>>470711
rip humies
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>>470701
We're hippies we're to high to lie.

We'll legit make that trade if you throw in an alliance.
And hats.>>470697
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>470704
HIT ROCK WITH ANOTHER ROCK TO SEND IT BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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>>470706
PRAISE
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>>470718
You can't hit back fire I'm afraid.
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>>470718
OOh baby
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>>470718
Thats it, were coming back with our own god so no more bullshit barriers.
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>>470718
SUCK IT BITCHES
WHO CAN THROW ROCKS NOW?!
>>470719
say hi to your own rock IN YOUR FACE
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>>470718
How does one hit back fire

We're naturally fire resistant anyway
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>>470718
>>470727
It's a fireball guys, not a fire rock
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>>470633

Rock is stupid. It don't make us smarter because it will lead us to spiral of stupidty!

I shall cast away my faith and follow the new god....The Burning Snake!! (if he/she exist or not).
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>>470727
Praise be Brock!
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>>470724
He's gonna demand more of our hoard...
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>>470728
WITH POWER OF BROCK, MOTHERFUCKER
>>470730
WHATEVER, I GOT BETTER ROLL
HIT IT BACK
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>>470736
We offer all the shit they have once we loot them. So once we raid he gets the loot and we get revenge.
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>>470737
>humans trying to counter balls of fire by throwing a rock at it
???
do the players have no brains too?
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>>470737
Dont harass OP, meng
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>>470741
>do the players have no brains too?
THAT'S ONE OF OUR BETTER QUALITIES
>>470742
I JUST WANNA THROW SOME ROCKS
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The barbarians replies to the huge fire fuckery with teamwork.

They banded together and threw a giant boulder at the dragon. It dissipated the fire and hit the dragon in the face

Dragons, roll 1d100, higher than 70 to not fall
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>>470741
I think their RPing a bit too hard.
>>470743
Just throw a massive rock at him.
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>>470740
>implying our god will let us eradicate one of the tribes he's the god for
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>470746
Nigger these humans deserve props at least. With a full attack
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>>470746
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA CALL ROCK THROWING CULTURE
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>470746
Hold up! We get a way bigger roll than elves when they first get attacked but no counter attack but barbarians do,
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>470746
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>>470757
>>470746
rip barbs
I don't think its a good idea to piss off everyone you meet
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>>470757
Elves just rolled and didn't add a counter attack action
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>>470760
>>470757
aw, no chicken soup for dinner?
gotta go home crying?
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>>470757
I think it's because we did a full retaliation. Still a bit stupid though. This time it'll just be one fireball and then we go back to finish the map and rally our allies
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Hold on. Maybe it's not the end of the battle!
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>>470764
Didn't no we had to add an action after the roll.
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They deserve props by a customer one last great fireball then we fuck off and give this info to our tribe so we can organise a counter attack
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>>470768
WE GOT MORE ROCKS
FEEL FREE TO VISIT
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>>470760
The scout perservered further! Now what do he do?

>>470775
You can or cannot, it's okay. Beside, you mentioned forests in that one roll so the forest used magics
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I vote for the midgets:

Tech: Democracy. It's for the best
Action: I guess by "rally our allies" hitler means that we'll be a part. I want to be a part. Let's make metal spikes to throw on the enemies, whilst we attack. and then, we could maybe have dragons land, and unleash troops of goblins on the silly enemies. We'll equip the troops with the finest metal weapons we have.
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>>470785
Fire one last great fireball and get the fuck away from these dumbasses
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Holy shit let's have several turns of preparation.

So we finish our dragon fu first off. Then we learn earth magic for earth quakes and shit.

The gobbos make catapults from machinery and parachutes to drop onto them after we wreck their camp with magic and artillery. We swoop in last after dropping off the gobbos and kill the rest of the barbs.
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>>470785
Curse them with bad rolls and leave to tell the other dragons
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>>470790
>finest metal spikes
This is a bad fucking idea. The barbarians are already THIS dangerous with rocks and now you want to give them metal pikes when we miss?
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>>470794
>>470799
So which one is it
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>>470799
I'm going with this. I assume that a curse means a large fireball? Obviously we are getting out of range immediately after we fire our load.
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>>470790
Well, we need weapons and armor if we want to stand a chance. Our average foot soldier needs to be better equipped since we don't have the height advantage.
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>>470805
>>470790
Make metal knives nigga and just zerg them.
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>>470805
I think he means GIANT like 2 dragons per spike. There is a thing were if you drop a large rod from orbit it is more deadly than a nuke. This will at least do something.
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Ok. so change of plan. >>470797

Tech: Mechanics (The afforementioned, can we have parachutes with mechanics? pretty please?)
Tech2: Start making metal armor and weapons, for the gobbos that will drop. This will be epic.
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>>470809
>I'm going with this. I assume that a curse means a large fireball? Obviously we are getting out of range immediately after we fire our load.
you can't have both, chicken brains
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>>470812
We could just become true moles and never leave our safety holes.
>>470817
Yea and they cant really use our armor cause its so tiny.
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>>470820
We have slingshots. Dont matta
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>>470820
Fine then we won't give you the option to counter and curse you with shit rolls.
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>>470797
>catapults
So, we're giving the humans free rocks to throw back at us.

We should just stick with magic against hummies. They can't throw a fireball back at us or an earthquake
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>>470815
Actually, I didn't mean that, but that is an amazing fucking idea. It won't be nearly as powerful as the orbital bombardment you're talking about, but still it will do a lot. Also...
We could have capsules. but gobbos IN the large metal spike things. That would be cool.
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>>470826
what else you gonna do? shitpost about barbarians on imageboards?
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>Dragon tribe now formed a fear of rocks and make their society and technology based around it

Kek
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And so the dragon used some pretty colorful language towards the barbarians and flew home under a hail of rocks.

TURN 9 STARTS
Reply here with your turns
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>>470831
OH
MY
GOSH

SHROOM INSIDES SO THEY DONT DIE FROM FORCE ADD PODS ON THE SIDES AND ADD GIANT WEIGHTS TO IT.
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>>470834
fucking worth it
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>>470821
I meant armor for us. But we could make armor for the dragons on the turn after.
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I am away a few hours and the degenerate human scum fuck one of my kin up. Fuck this. I'm fucken mad as fuck.
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>>470843
Making armor for the dragons would be easier if we had our entire pop working on it.
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>>470835
After dragonfu what are we going to do? Maybe go even further with our fire magic.

We need to prepare for the purge.
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>>470834
>Made THE Dragon tribe fearful of rocks
Holy shit
We're organising a war party
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>>470836
HOLY FUCKING GOD
We're fucking geniuses.
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>>470844
Yeah I'm with you man. Fuck those cunts


But gibbons this is serious bidness.

Domestics or war? I.e. Citadel or war first.
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>>470844
I will send three concubines for you. They might help at least a bit. 3 goblins=1 dragon?
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Is it ok if I join the elves? They seem pretty kewl.
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>>470850
maybe try to get the gobbos to make armor for us?
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>>470835
action: Become nomadic people, moving towards the north east together with our nondescript animals,
and boar mounts and travel along with the herds

action: scout the new north eastern region
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So. Maybe this:

Tech1: Develop awesome spike capsules, with gobbos inside
Tech2: Develop armor for the dragons. (We'll make armor for us afterwards)
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>>470855
You really want to fuck dragons huh

>>470859
Sure
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>>470840
Rock arrows and walls right?
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>>470854
Domestics first. We need a place to store our future loot and slaves as well as a few turns to improve our fire magic
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>>470844
too bad newspapers are not yet developed
"DRAGONS FUCKED OVER BY SIMPLE ROCKS"
that would be nice headline, chicken brain
>>470834
so what do. Learning bows from elves (anti air seems helpful) but I dunno about walls now.
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>>470871
We'll need the gobbos if we actually want to make it though. All our attempts to get better lead to nothing. Lets work on magic.
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Come on people so dragons and gobbos quick vote on what first:

1, war
2, citadel
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>>470868
I'm dunno about walls, they are not very anti air defense wise
let's build a fucking HUUUUGE slingshot?
and learn bows too
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>>470874
Rock arrows and rock shelter
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>>470871
Oh. But... think about it... capsules with GOBBOS INSIDE.

oh ok.

action1: help with the Citadel
action2: democracy.

Also, maybe later, we could have like, bonuses for the goblins that do science, to encourage technological advancement. Also, in the war, these capsules will be awesome.
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>>470886
gobbos aren't prepared for war
we've got no good weapons or armor
Citadel, first.
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>>470871
>>470874
Yeah we need some human slaves to build our citadel carving it into the mountain with fucking toothpicks
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>>470866
Sweet. Pray to elf God or something for better water magic.
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>>470835
Pray for awesome water magic.
Spent three turns on water magic.
Maybe it won't suck now.

Make more babies.
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I think it's a good idea to do domestics first. >>470883
So we can hoard the phat lewt.
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>>470881
Yeah we need magic. Using tech against humans will get us nowhere as whatever projectiles we throw at them they will throw back... with a +40 dice bonus.

We really need magic.

>>470883
Citadel
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>>470863
No armor. Change it to traps and death pits I can feel the humies coming for us. OH WAIT I JUST REALIZED THEY DONT KNOW WHERE WE ARE KEKEKEKEK

Nevermind then. Dragos please learn good magix we needs dis.
>>470866
I really really want dragon manlets.
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>>470896
Just give yourself an elf-related name so I can tell
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>470888
I prefer HUUUUUGE slingshot instead. maybe he'll even reach those fucking mountains with dragons
let's trow a rock to decide second action
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>>470906
Got it.
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>>470886
We need to defend from fire, but have a stronger attack. I say a rock tower/shelter to fire arrows from.

A giant slingshot is easily destroyed by fire
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>>470904
Ah yes, tiny goblins who can breath fire and are a bit stronger than normal goblins.

You want imps
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>470909
Very well. Rock throw
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>>470904
Alright gobbos, why not start expanding the cave system in the mountains so we basically live in the same place then start trapping it?
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>>470919
This is a good idea.

Carry fuck loads of them on our backs and act as fire archers shooting fireballs while we cast greater fireballs and breathe fire
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>>470889
>>470904
ey boys, let's get our defenses and government up.
We're building the citadel so we can have a home, along with setting ourselves up with a President.
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Right so if we are working on the citadel then the Gobbos should learn to make better molds for tools with tech and work with the dragons to make a citadel.

>>470835
Alright as for dragons we will defiantly use culture to have our sage take a break from dragonfu and attempt to unlock the secrets of the earth by shaping it with fire and claws thus unlocking stonework. Action will be to help the gobbos with the citadel.
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>>470923
Aaand you win
Always trust the rock
So we building shelter or tower? or both?
also I think this turn will be my last, it's 5AM here.
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>>470919
...

yes..
>>470835
Start a citadel
Learn Traps.
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>>470939
Put details that you're helping us do it in the mountain, knowing op he'll probably fuck us over.
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>>470935
Both. Rock town
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>>470835
Barbarian turn:
1st action : use elf prisoners to learn how to make bows - so we learn archery technology. Cause of sheer physical strength - we can now not only make and use bows - but attach BIG ROCKS TO THEM AND SHOOT WITHOUT PENALTY FOR ADDITIONAL DAMAGE
2nd action : use whatever resources we have available (rocks, and spare animal/orc/elves bones) for building a motherfucking ROCK CASTLE with towers and shelter included.
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Op when we are making the citadel allow for creative imput by each race. A trait that allows for a bonus, I'm sure that can be done.
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>>470956
*each race working on the citadel

Don't be an ass just because you want to keep the game railroaded where everyone has equal chances of fuckery op.
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>>470956
>>470960
I'm not actually sure I understand what do you mean, elaborate
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>>470956
For what purpose?

Can't we just have a badass menacing looking Dragon citadel?
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>>470950
turn submitted.
man, will you stick around here till thread end?
I don't think I'll be able to be awake for more than half of hour.
>>470964
how many turns till end of session?
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>>470977
This and one more
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>>470977
I need to leave in 20 mins. Ill do my best. I have somewhere to go
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>>470979
fug. dude, thread slowed down.
lets finish 8 one and that's it.
barbs exhausted after throwing rocks
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>>470964
So we might choose to have a massive draconian statue that doubles as a shrine to our God and a bank for jewing.

The gobble might choose to dig massive pillars and fill them with their homes and foundries, each one with arrow slits as Windows functioning like mini fortresses

A little special touch for a big project ya feel?
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>>470987
This is the 9th turn. And 10 is a world event with no input, only reaction
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>>470991
That's just a personal action for each race, why wouldn't I allow that?
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>>470992
okay, I'll try to keep up
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>>470992
> world event

ALL HANDS ON DECK MAKE ARMOR AND SPEARS NOW!
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>>470991
>Gobble
Gobbos.

Bassicly it's just mini special projects that amount to the total, we can slot in extra projects in our own time if we choose, it's just for bonuses man.

You are the op so you have final say.
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>>470939
>>470835
>>471001
Hol up then
no traps, we need to invest in ourselves for a bit
metal armor and weapons instead of traps.
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>>471001
I say massive fucking so we can still live on.
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Yeah. I was thinking having the citadel be the united homeland for both the goblins AND the dragons. It would be placed in the mountains, since that is cooler.
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>>470997
Because honestly. What kind of bonuses are we going to get from a citadel besides security? It's just a security project for slightly better bonuses in defense, and if our enemies are creative they can bypass the citadel. But if we have a chance to add for some specifics in exchange for extra time in building them, we have some finer control over bonuses
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Wait... are we doing citadel and democracy or something else? I'm confused.

The citadel would be awesome. >>471013
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AND NOW. HUMANS INTERROGATE THE ELVEN PRISONERS FOR THE SECRET TO THE BOWWWW

Each side roll a 1d100 to see if the interrogation goes well or not

>>471004
Too late, pic is already drawn
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>>471017
hey now, we need to discuss our actions after hearing info about a world changing event
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>>471013
I was thinking add a workshop into it that gives us like another tech action or makes making stuff and inventing faster and efficient.
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