>>469168
Welcome back OP.
Now I can get my tree hugging fix

>>469168
I am gonna hate my self for staying up

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Oh and here is the shitty map

>>469168
Ayyyy
Alright my gobbos, we got to improve our population by a lot. So throw some ideas at me.
Our tech action will be making metal tools like pickaxes and hammers.

>>469179
It's a nice map shut up

>>469168
Here I am.

So what are we doing boys? Try to spread the word of the the gods looking suspiciously like the same person, more magic, or dragon adventure party?

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Tribes, reply to this post with your turns.

>>469188
Thing is, ingame you don't know what the other gods look like

>>469168
Fuck where my orcs at?
I say we make a deal with the knife ears, we get to fight and we get trees to throw.

>>469195
Elves combine magic with our herbalism to get alchemy.

(We should be able to make healing potions with that)

>>469198
Fug, at least we can put two and two together and see our god is a guy with a dragon hat.

>>469188
what if we ask the midgets to help make a volcano by carving out a tunnel in a mountain and try melting rocks in it

>>469208
No he isn't, stop saying weird things.

>>469195
Well no other orcs on so oooo
I guess we will start negotiations with elves, and work on mud technology

>>469209
Good chance that'll lead to a load of roasted manlets via lava. They would also have to agree to it.
>>469217
Hmmm, thats sounds an awful lot like what an imposter god would say.

>>469209
That can be an upgrade to the citadel. For now let's just learn masonry and carving in addition to sending out an adventure party. The citadel can come afterwards.

>>469188
Lets have the midgets ride on one of is and fly around to try and draw a map

>>469195
Elves negotiate with green ones and make more babies.

>>469231
Yeah we could put as a culture the more well built your cave is the more awsome they are. I also agree lets do dragon adventure party to find some phat loot.

>>469232
Also, once we make the map make a copy of it and sell it to the humans for half of their material wealth so they can finally have good rolls in scouting

>>469231
And also the cool thing is is that dragons can use their fire breath and claws to really make the process as easy as using tools. So while the mantlets need to use picks and shit we can just use our bodies and be super good at it.

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>>469229
No it doesn't

>>469229
Let's forget about God for now, not like we can do anything about him yet

>>469228
mud technology? TECHNOLOGY IS BAD, we should start using trees as weapons instead

Any tribes that REAL need more player?

>>469232
>>469236
That's actually an amazing idea. But we can do that without the mantlets. We can just have multiple dragons be assigned part of the world and blammo they are off mapping a portion of the world on stone tablets. Then we bring the tablets together and have a complete map.

Let's do the mapping instead of the adventuring party.

>>469243
Currently no humans are present

>>469242
Well you know we make mud armor and mud houses right?

So I thought, for the manlets, we could maybe start researching what we can do with the metals we smelted. As a tech action.
As a normal action, we could... I dunno to be honest... Hey Hippies. I have a deal. So. You can have some of our magic mushrooms. You like that, right? And in exchange, we want some of your sex drugs. Are you up for that kind of thing?

>>469245
That's one of our actions.
Should we make a badass dragon citadel for our second action?

>>469245
Alright then, maybe while mapping maybe they find something cool that we can visit later. So would we use the culture to encourage better caves indirectly making us better builders then?

>>469249
Don't deal with the elves. You can make your own aphrodisiac from the shrooms. Just do selective breeding my man.

>>469249
Sure next round.
Gotta deal with green guys.

>>469249
it's pretty easy
we'll get pickaxes, hammers, hoes and scythes
as for trading with the elves, I disagree
we gotta keep upgrading our tech and population

>>469253
We don't have an extra action, we have an extra cultural one. So let's use our seer to commune with the dragon God and elaborate on religious doctrine.

>>469257
True dat...
Ok, revised plan:
For tech, we start developing metals
for a regular action, we start selectively breeding our shrooms to get love shrooms.

All the midgets fine with that?

Also, on a side note...
I have delicious pizza atm.

>>469246

Ok I take the human barbarian.

For our actions.... we gonna boxing gloves that made of... SKULLS!!!

And build a huge gym for pumping muscle and gain.

>>469269
Just ate some pizza too. Just the right blend of charred crust and bronze glazed cheese... Fuck that's good.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>469270
throw a rock first, new guy

>>469263
He'll just ask for more of our hordes, maybe as culture we can try to make a different magic like earth type by having the seer work on it.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469273

OK!!!

>>469265
Sounds good.
>>469195
Tech: Start developing metal tools like pickaxes, hammers, hoes and scythes
Tech: Start selectively breeding our shrooms to get our own aphrodisiac love shrooms.

Right so dragon bros I just wanna be clear 100 percent you feel?

Let's map out the world with our flying+written language+gud rolls for our action

And commune with our seer to the dragon God to elaborate on religious doctrine As a cultural action.

>>469273
>>469277

I don't have enough gain.... Need to head back home and pump more muscle...

>>469265
Sounds good. Later I want buff shrooms

>>469281
I like the mapping idea as it'll help out later. But I feel the dragon god will just ask for more of our hordes like last time so I'd rather we work on magic.

>>469248
yeah true, let's get more mud tech then.

>>469287
Okay my man. Let's have our seer make earth magic as a cultural action.

>>469277
your rock tosses are average, therefore final decision about turn is up to me.
tho your idea of actions is ok I guess. we do need some fighting power.
>>469195
barbarian turn
1st action : build the arena to train the best warriors out there in the name of Brock
2nd action : make a fistcuffs from regular animal skulls which we used before switching to orc skull hats

>>469281
sounds allright

>>469287
Yeah I think dragon God will just ask us to do more stereotypical dragon things as he doesnt have any other desires

Honestly surprised he doesnt want more of us for more prayer, or maybe a spiritual practice or something to give him more with less people

>>469290
Alright then hopefully the seer can thhink something up. Its just I dont want to ask for favors we can do ourselves and end up losing a load of loot.

>>469299
It's because nobody asked him yet

>>469195
Righto my op. Dragons have voted on this:

-map out the world with the help of flying+written language+the dice gods as our action

-have the seer experiment with the earth and commune with the mountain in an attempt to unlock the secrets of earth magics as our cultural option.

>>469295
Sorry for posting late.
You gonna vote with or against?

>>469290
Earth magic seems good.
We can use it for building our citadel

ELF STONER REPORTING IN MY MELLONS

>>469306
with, I said 'sounds alright' as in that Idea sounds good

>>469306
Let's spook the humans and orcs by flying really low over their settlements during mapping.

Since the orcs use themselves as projectiles, hilarity will ensue...

>>469291

We properly need to develop iron tech in the future. Both our weapon and armor tech is pretty shitty...

>>469312
Well do ya vote for commuting for the God or going for the magics? Cause everybody else voted for the magics. Unless you have a good way to go about pleading to the dragon God.

>>469322
Let's ask God to give us magical viagra to increase our fertility and instead of our hoards our offering will be more dragons to worship him?

>>469322
I dunno, just whatever, i'm going to bed

>>469329
I dont think its us being not wanting the other gender, it seems to be just that they're so fucking greedy they wont even share bodily fluids like semen.

>>469321
in last thread we went out to look for resources for 4 times
each time we found jack shit, let's just raid everything we need from nearby civs instead.

>>469333
Pretty much

>>469333
Then let's ask God to convince our dragos that semen is not considered part of our hoards.

Or just get Boss Dragon to do it. Violently.

>>469333
>>469340
Don't you guys have the broodmother? You'll increase your pop by turn 9

>>469340
Thats asking someone greedy to tell someone greedy to stop being a greedy piece of shit, it wont work. He even encourages being a greedy piece of shit.

We already have the broodmother raping dragons anyways.

>>469329
>>469333
We already have the brood mother

Also op if ya could please give us the countdown timer for new dragons from the brood mother in our little civ window thing.

>>469306
So let's just go with this guys come on

>>469350
Yeah earth magic is great.
We can use it to make our badass citadel

>>469336

I had read it from last thread and I was pretty much WTF when Human failed with their searches.

I think we real need to gain more knowledge first than searching for resources.

Without knowledge we will have no fucking clue what we will REAL NEED from unknown resources.

Alright, so we good? No takebacks.

>>469355
We're making a map to sell to you :^)

>>469355
Aye yo it's cool we dragons can educate the shit out of you later down the line.

For a price.

>>469359
yeee, give us the update

>>469355
let's just keep using orc skulls
they are sturdy

>>469359
Do the orcs and humans have their choices? I know the mantles do, and yes the dragons are cool.

>>469359
Oh shit.

I totally forgot about the elves.

Do we need to care about the elves?

>>469359
Yep we are good.

>>469374
They're too high to do anything this turn

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Alright. TURN 7 Ends.

The humans have decided to make an arena to train their warriors. Give em something to channel all that rage inside due to how shitty the world has treated them in regards to scouting. As a result the barbarians are now stronger and more violent. Which in gameplay terms means a +5 to attacking rolls.

Oh and now they use skulls as some sort of makeshift gauntlets too. Further increasing their battle powers.

>>469378
We should totally fly over their forest and nuke it with greater fireballs. Fuckin hilarious.

>>469381
They won't even notice the forest burning while they're smoking crack

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>469380
good
okay, >>469355 what's your ideas for next turn?

>>469381
Remember, they have bows. And I think OP would be mean and make their bows imba.
Although I agree, nuking their forest would be absolutely hilarious.

>>469392
I think you're running this turn xD

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The goblins, after discovering they can melt the metals they mined. Started looking into ways that they can use this. One day, a goblin noticed the melted down metal, when cooled, takes another shape. After experimenting a bunch, as in keep melting down metals and pouring them down random holes in their cave, the goblins managed to create simple metallic tools. Look like ass currently but at least they get the job done and have replaced stone tools as the official equipment.

In other news, the goblin farmers are trying to look for a mushroom type that can be used as an aphrosidiac, haven't make much progress with that but they're hopeful

>>469389
Also considering meta, and also the fact that our dragons are probably pissy. We should also open up an arena in the citadel for dragon combat for bets, resolved arguments and also just good old fun.

Might even go back to an earlier proposal of mine and create a fucking draconic martial art that capitalizes on all of our extra appendages and claws and shit.

>>469393
Let's just burn the edge of the forest and let the wind do the rest of the work

>>469393
Well, we could do with some dragon stew.
And dragon boots.
And dragon helmets.
And dragonbone spears...

>>469397
remember little manlets. tools are great and all, but what you gonna do if you can't throw some rocks
rock throwing is important

>>469361

Question is if we are smart enough to read the map...

>>469364

I hope it not involving Dragon Broodmother raping our kin...

No Jorgan!!! Don't think about it you filthy pervart! Go back and pump your muscle!!!

>>469370

Let see if we can find something harder than orc skulls because replacing them will be little difficult unless we raid orcs.

>>469392

I think one of our action is try to figure out which material is good enough to craft as weapons or tools. Harder and durable is better.

>>469393
As a midget worker who just woke up to see that we made pickaxes, i need more coffee.

>>469393
Nigger we have fire, we can literally burn the arrows and their growth spells in flight and just fly out of range if they are persistent.

Nuking the elves would take like zero effort.

>>469408
>read map upside down
>still not getting good rolls

>>469405
>Flint arrows
>Piercing dragon scales
Hilarious!

>>469408
>Let see if we can find something harder than orc skulls because replacing them will be little difficult unless we raid orcs.
>I think one of our action is try to figure out which material is good enough to craft as weapons or tools. Harder and durable is better.
so, new orc skulls? Or dragon skulls?

>>469418
Try elven skulls

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The dragons sent out a party of 3 to map the lands on their stone tablets. This will probably take 2 turns. Provided they don't run into any trouble.

Meanwhile the dragon seer decided to look into other magics. He has retreated into his cave to start communicating with the mountains. Which basically means he talks to his wall all day.

So far nothing has happened yet.

>>469418
You throw rocks we throw them back.
On fire.
And really fucking hard.

>>469415
Just pierce the wings and let gravity and horny Japanese vines do the rest.

I HAVE RETURNED.

What are the other gobos doin? I read all the updates thats it.

>>469427
I have trauma of arrows in the eyes
>>469434
>think they can scare us with rocks on fire
we know rocks and fire, what so scary, chicken brains

>>469436
>Whats fire breath
>Whats our superior dragon muscle

>>469401
>>469411
>>469393
>>469439

alright boys, our basics are really good
we can work on the love shrooms next turn
Let's start making metal weapons and/or armor too

Feel free to suggest my fellow manlets.

>>469413

............ Can't defend that....

>>469418

Or maybe turtle shell to use as shield. Pointy horn to stab with.

>>469427

Too flimsy.

>>469436
If bows won't work let's just focus down water magic.

Make it rain.

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The elves, using their prior knowledge of herbs and whatnot to create a better version of the medicinal herbs they had. Now its a liquid that can help heal wounds.

Some elves still prefer the old herb ones though as those gets them high.

One of the elven lookout noticed huge green men accross the river. Being "green" themselves, the elves sent out a party to meet these green men

>>469445
I honestly think we have no need to focus on weapons quite yet. Remember, we have a deal with the dragons and they protect us.

Love shrooms I agree with, but instead of weapons, I suggest mechanics. Since we're supposed to be sort of tinkers, I think getting basic mechanics up and running.

>>469450
nah, dragon skulls should be big enough for shields
bones are best material
easy to gather too.

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>>469450
You guys should try pic related

>>469432
Sounds like the perfect time to look at my argument for a dragon martial art.

You know how they have that Kung fu spiritual ki voodoo shit? Well if we have that then maybe by breaking rocks we can learn earthquake magic.

>>469475
USE THE DRAGONFORCE

>>469464
Aw shit, that's a good idea. What kind of mechanics though?

>>469485
Make robot legs to fix your height...

Heres an idea. Lets try to do magic. We can combine it with our tech to make airbreathers and cool stuff. Also i'm not sure why we need the shroom love we have a lot of pop. But okay.

>>469485
Tripwires, gears, triggers, stuff like that.

>>469495
I don't think we can do magic
I think magic is tied to praying to God and god is tall and he's an asshole

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One day, the orcs decided to play with mud due to boredom.

Then they found dried mud is pretty hard and used that shit as armor and slapped it on their shitty stick houses too.

In another note, noticing pointy eared girlymen moving towards them, the orcs sent out a party to intercept these strange effeminate people

>>469475
So for culture have people learn dragon martial arts along with us still mapping?

>>469495
When we get around to doing the citadel we can give you magic in exchange for working on it with us. Or if you get earth magic first then we will trade the shit out of that.

>>469502
No the mapping is still passive, just the same way like waiting for a dragon egg.

Yeah.
I think the price for goblins being amazing at tech is no magic. :C

>>469501
Didnt we get +5 population this turn?

>>469515
And no height

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>469450
I have two ideas. raid elves and orcs meet up
or raid orcs village while some of them are away.
and eat their mounts
we can also do both.
fuck orcs
my rock throw will prove me right

>>469500
>>469485

Lets make some digging mechanics, seeing as thats what we mostly focus on, and could create some rather great buildings and tools with the ores we get.

>>469500
No harm in trying. If we cant we will just make flight and bomb ERROBODY.

[spolier]DRAGON MANLETS WHEN!?

>>469509
If it is passive then maybe tech and try to learn masonry/architecture.

>>469516
Forgot my name

>>469519
BROCK WILL BE HAPPY

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Where my Boneheads at? Toss a rock so i can see you

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AND NOWWW THE ORCS MEET THE ELVES FOR THE FIRST TIME!

ELVES AND ORCS. Reply to this post with what you want to do in this meeting


>>469516
You did, I just forgot to write it there, it's in.

>>469527
Yeah lets make our badass citadel already.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469532
>can't see my glorious rock throw >>469519
your hats are oversized
have a rock

Right so a list of things to consider for the dragons:

-extra magic
-extra loot
-art tech, carving, engraving, architecture, etc.
-massive citadel (theoretically should come before some art tech)
-draconian Kung fu for increased magic and badass proficiency

I dunno what should I add on the list? Dragons got some suggestions?

Personally I want art techs and dragon Kung fu asap.

Okay so...
Hello, noble savages with... uh... shit plastered all over your bodies! We are emissaries from the Elven forest and we come in peace!

>>469544
Lets dig around for some hot springs.

Gotta have them hot springs.

>>469519

Shit man Brock is real with you. Wait? We are also gonna rape orcs too?


NOO JORGAN!!! Don't get weird idea...! Go back and pump your muscle again....

>>469546
Too high to reply huh

>>469544
Dragon king fu sounds good becaue of the meditation bonus and combat and stuff like that. Then I say we learn some architecture so we can finally start on the citadel

>>469548
Oh dude fuck yeah, we can pay the gobbos somehow to do some sewage and plumbing work in the citadel and make some top notch bath houses.

>>469544
Also, we only have one Broodmother.

Let's have another female be a Broodmother so we get two dragos every few turns instead of one

>>469533
We offer you half of the trees that die naturally in the forest for you to lob around and shit in exchange for you helping us protect the woods from the humies and the odd jewish lizard.

>>469533
Greetings noble savages
We shall give you fallen trees for you to throw and shipments of medicines so you an fight more.
Just protect us and move just outside the forest.

>>469550
eh, if you are getting kink out of that I won't stop you.
I'd prefer elves tho, they are more smoooooth.

>>469544
Dang we gobos should get a list of stuff to do.

-shrooms
-citadel
-mechanics like pulleys

idk what else. We need some goals gobos.

>>469550
Yea. We are an elvish kinda camp. They have nice hats.

>>469572
You want another lobotomy, roundear?

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AFTER the Elves have talked. THE ORCS....did not reply

Confusion reigns

Ay yo where are the orcs? Let's get this moving people.

>>469521
>>469522
>>469580
Hmm
we should focus on what we can make with metals this turn then.
Currently our tools look like shit but they work great, having better molds instead of using holes in the cave would be good.
Mechanics would be nice and our Gobbos can become even smarter just by tinkering.
Maybe a culture action like setting up a government would do?

>>469550
at least you are not into humping mother earth as those weird ones which shaman told us about
so, no complaining about using both actions to attack?
hat dude? >>469532
>>469586
>got one lucky shot in MK I helmets
>think he is hot shit

>>469586
I do nor recall you lobbing our bottoms.

>>469568
maybe throw in some green clothes too, it'll help us sneak better, but I'm okay with moving camp up to near the forest and protect your trees if the need arises

>>469587
We're not known for our thinking ability

>>469580
I would like to later invest in caste system and eugenics. I'd like to breed powerful goblins.

>>469587
Hmmm... maybe they'll understand us if we talk louder.
DO. YOU. SPEAK. ELVISH!?

>>469600
If it'll make your savages look less savage I'm willing to throw that in.

>>469568
On the side, who's up for a drug indused orgy

>>469600
>already green
>wear green clothes for camp
whats the point

>>469604
We dragons can help you with the eugenics part. If some gobbos swore to protect and honor th dragon god I'm sure we can have dragon blood gobbos as a reward.

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>>469601
>>469605
If this keeps up, this meeting will ahve to take 2 turns

>>469595
Lets make the gobos america. But not terrible and trump based.

I say better tools maybe a hand turned drill? Then we get some democracy.

Hey dragons do you mind giving us your written language? We are like science so we need to record stuff.

>>469610
sure sure, I'm okay with these terms >>469618

>>469617
Dude, if we try that we'll literally spear the gobbos and kill them.

>>469595
Invest in shaping hot metal with hammers and stones. This alows us to work metals into swords or other shit. Metal working
Later let's try to lock for ways to make explosives with alchemy and other shit.

>>469618
>If this keeps up, this meeting will ahve to take 2 turns
goood, goooooooooooooood

>>469619
yeah, thats sounds good. OH! and can we have, like, a painting or something dragons, its kinda gray and dull here...

>>469621
It'll be very messy.

And not the good kind.

>>469619
Yeah, no problem. Matter of fact since you guys can't have magic, scrap the fire magic we aught to give you our language as a reward for working on the citadel. Maybe some other stuff too.

>mfw the orcs just walk away

>>469630
>other stuff

Please. Dragon Manlets. WE CAN TRY I SAY. WE CAN MAKE A CANNON AND STUFF IT FULL!

>>469628
No no no I'm not talking about sex dude I'm talking about a blood pact. Like binding your soul to the dragon God in exchange for height, magic ability, some swole, and maybe a tail.

>>469633
i'd prefer them to stand there a litttle bit more

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>>469620
Suddenly, an orc speaks up! He says the orcs will agree to this deal!

But then it's the elves who are silent this time.

>>469637
Who said anything about sex you pervert.

>>469625
>>469619
We can do better tools like drills once we learn how to shape the metal with our hammers.
Once we learn the dragon language, let's write the constitution and have some laws.

>>469638
I hear that. Raid them while theybare gone?

>>469641
we agree with it.
The deal I mean.

>>469637
I think you're the horny one here

>>469641
10/10 negotiations, would trade again

>>469641
it takes two turns, both parties are too high and slow to get this shit rolling
>>469646
better
raid them AND raid meeting place of orcs and elves AT THE SAME TIME
Genius strategy

>>469651
Hell yeah my nig. Thinkin bout that brood pussy.

>>469619
We could easily create democracy with this tight knit community that hate tall people. Fuck their tribe king shit

>>469620
So you get
Medicine
Clothes
Dead trees.
We get
Your protection
And you move outside the forest for our convenience.


...sounds fair.

>>469641
We are happy that you are able to talk agree with our reasonable terms! Here, take this green cap to your chief as a sign of our friendship!

>>469655
Let's train in wrestling so we can use it in combat AND to force nonconsenting dragos to give up their semen

>>469654
I'd bet a hat or two on that

>>469656
I feel like our empire (that the dragons are part of) has done the most things. That just me?

We still dont have a good end game goal. Maybe we spring for space tech as an end game?

After a round of AWKWARD SILENCE. Both sides finally agrees. The elves will give the orcs clothing, medicine and dead trees in exchange for protection.

Both parties will return home automatically after this turn. And the orcs will have to spend an action to move their camp to the edge of the forest.

TURN 8 STARTS
Tribes, reply to this post with your turns

For this turn, we learn wrestling and masonry?

>>469665
>Your empire
>Not ours
>>469662
Draconic martial arts are where its AT! Not wrestling, Get with the times.

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>>469666
Forgot pic

>>469665
Please remember, all of you, that you're all still in tribal stage.

>>469662
Dragon Kung fu doubles as a magic booster and fighting style. We can also put in individual actions to create schools that teach and enhance on different aspects.

So we can spend a turn fleshing out a physical combat school that gives a large bonus to swole, or one that gives a big boost to magic potential, or another that exponentiates another factor like speed so that we can travel longer distances. It can mean a lot of shit

>>469654
Focus on training and groin hats. (Skulls on waist for defense)

>>469660
ya, if you're okay with those terms

Gobbos, let's work on metal working this turn
Like forging the metal into shapes with our hammer. We can do mechanics too and get gears so we can get some clocks or other nerdshit.

>>469676
Lets culture for martial arts, while also working on learning masonry. Lets get the citadel going already.

>>469676
Dragon martial arts it is.

What about our cultural move?

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>469675
so wait, orc and elves parties return to home AFTER 8 turn or after 7 one which is now complete?
>>469681
fuck that. everyone got alliances rolling. we need to fuck orc shit FAST before elves react.

>>469669
By ours I meant the gobos and the dragons.
>>469685
What about paper or smelting mushrooms to make ink?

>>469666
>>469685
We, living in shitty little... things, need to research building and such, being little guys, it wouldnt take allot of materials for homes.

>>469690
after 8, if nobody bothers them

>>469685
Hold on gobbs we have to agree are we going to try for magic citadel as soon as possible? Cause if so then us dragons can learn masonry while you guys do tools or construction so that next turn we can build the citadel.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469690
Fine. We fight orcs. Second action?
My second action is waist armor

>>469685
>>469691
hmmm, we need paper, but those come from trees and we live in caves
we can engrave stuff like the dragons do
The citadel could be our home if we work really hard on it.
>>469702
aw shit, we can work on the citadel now that we have tools and materials.

I am loving this threads already
>Humans getting shat by RNG and shit dispite their best efforts because barbarians are shit
>orcs just doing fuck all like the tards all that orcs are
>The scalies and manlets are pretty much taking it seriously and working together
>elves are just being elves

>>469690
What's the rolls for?

Training for when you guys finally scout?

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>469697
PERFECT
>>469681
>>469704

I remind you of my godly rock throw, which was the sign that BROCK WANTS BLOOD
MORE BLOOD OF ORCS
AND ELVES
AND EVERYTHING
EVERYONE HEALTHY BARBARIAN GOES TO RAID NOW
HALF RIADS MEETING PLACE, HALF RAIDS THE ORC VILLAGE
AND KILLS EVERYONE
HAHAHHAAHA

>>469702
Or rather the turn after next turn. Am I saying this right?

>>469675
Oh yeah op, the seer will develope a martial art that helps him concentrate so that he can listen to the earth better, also we will use our fire breathing and claws to master masonry and carving, or just stonework in general

>>469707
First lets us get architecture so next turn we'll have everything and it wont be shit.

>>469675
Can we make a move to attack the hummies?

>>469707
Mushroom ink and paper.

So we going:
First Turn-Work on Citadel
Second Turn-Make shiny pretty stuff for the citadel. Or something else.

>>469714
We are throwing rocks, you uncultured chicken brains
>he can't throw rocks
literally manlet tier

>>469725
Sure why not, it's not like attacking stuff is not allowed

>>469714
No it's rock throwing to see who is da best barb.

Look at the human civ sheet.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>469728
I can throw flaming rocks
Watch this

>>469729
turn order wise humans move first, right? so we can affect next turns of others.

>>469707
>>469727
as much as i agree...
As goblins, we got no order. so first turn citadel and second we research a type of governing.

>>469727
Nah nah nah, we aren't ready yet to bould the citadel though you guys might be. We need to tech up slightly.

You guys work on proper metal tools or something like that. Then after this turn we will be ready.

>>469666
action: move camp

tech: hit sticks together and discover fire

>>469742
We also need to learn plumbing for those bath houses.

This is very important.

>>469734
>throwing slighty warm rock from height on the ground
meh, but I glad you uncultured swine start to be influenced by our superiour culture

>>469737
Sure why not

>>469727
>>469724
>>469720
>>469740
Alright, let's let the Dragons work on masonry first then we can build next turn.
This turn however, shroom paper and ink is ingenious. Let's work on construction too, so our architectural skills can help with the citadel later or work on improving our metalworking so our tools don't look like shit.

>>469715
*eye roll* More hats i guess. Fine. Lets go

Okay so we stuff needed to make a citadel Like shiny pretty things. And use our first action to make a democracy?

>>469743
>Doesnt have an infinite source of fire from jewish dragons
kek

>>469756
yeah, that sounds good.

>>469675
Magic-Work on water magic to make it stronger.

Culture-Make babies

>>469759
Infinite as long as you can pay for it

>>469759
>Cant reach the top shelf

>>469768
Oi you mess with the mantlet you get your civ nuked to oblivion.

>>469715

....... Ok! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO.... I mean... BLOOD AND GLORY! FOR BROCK!!!

>>469666
barbarian turn
1st action : use half of population to raid orcs village while they are preparing to move. Kill everything, loot everything, eat mounts. Rape woman if someone really wants to.
2nd action: use other half of population to raid elves and orc meeting place (it was located nearby barbarian village, so it was easy to spot). grab every possible goods which were involved in trading, and get some girly elves to rape at home. then do quick tactical retreat to back to home village with all the goods. Kill everyone not valuable.

PRAISE BROCK
>>469758
you can get elven hats now

>>469768
>Cant kill any humans

>>469779
kek

>>469675
Oh shit op did we respond yet?
I think we did just makin posotive.

>>469779
>Gets killed by litterally everything

>>469665
How about robots and mechs or at least golems. To be honest I want to create swole master race goblins

>>469666
>>469675
Tech: Work on shroom paper and ink, cut the base of the shrooms into slices while smelting the tops into ink.
Tech: Improve our construction skills by creating homes for our people.
Government and citadel next turn I think.
All gobbos good with these actions?

>>469786
Not really, unless you count this >>469720

>>469789
>dumber that dirt

>>469725
We are too few. We should make more babies and maybe make wooden armour or something before doing that.

>>469800
Yeah that's what we decided on.

Just making sure.

>>469803
No wooden armor.
Yes babies.
I want more water magic before dragons nuke us.

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>>469778
Yey

>>469799
Yep.

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>>469799
I agree.
>>469778
>pic related

>>469778
>grab girly elves
inb4 its all guys

You humans are so dumb I can see it happening

>>469813
This nigger is actually scared.

Feels good my man.

>>469813
We need some sort of armour, we are the second weaker race after the gobbos.
Or...
We could use grass and leaves in our clothes as camouflage.

>>469821
their problem

>>469835
You wood niggers already blend in the trees

>>469835
We literally can just burn your entire forest down.

Camo isn't worth shit if literally everything is on fire.

>>469835
Fight

In flammable armor


I feel like that's a bad idea.


We can just invent tanning leather and get leather armor.

We have animals.

>>469821
The pants things help

>>469846
Good luck burning us when we suffocate you with our sacred grass smoke.

>>469849
Can't you hippies just invent gas mask?
It's the smoke that kills not the fire

Plus you can use it to smoke weed with greater efficiency

>>469849
Sounds good.
And hey, we could even use the leather of the orcs that die of old age if they let us.

>>469866
>orcs
>dying from old age
sorry, not going to happen

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The humans have decided to go murderize the surrounding tribes. They've set sights on the orc camp and the meeting near the river.

Brock sees their bloodlust as good and blesses them

The barbarians have moved to attacking. Prepare for battle elves and orcs.

>>469866
So water magic and baby's now.

Then fire.(We don't have that apparently)

Then leather.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>469874
HAIL BROCK
>>469851
you are only one reliable here, prepare for rolls!

>>469874
mfw im the only orc to roll

>>469874
>humans train in boxing
>dragos learning kung fu
Why do I feel like this quest is slowly turning in to a thinly veiled martial arts one

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>469874
Sir!

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>469882

I can roll too!!!! FOR BROCK!!!!!

>>469890
>>469882
Holy shit its like you guys are in Dicestralia

>>469877
Yeah.

>>469896
I was very wrong, brother!
LET'S THE BLOOD BATH BEGINS

>>469901
For Brock!
And HAAATTTTSSS

>>469874
Aye yo since there is only one Orc you want me to roll as an Orc to even the odds?

>>469907
you can't do that, chicken brains

>>469874
I'll pray to tree god.

Dear tree god the filthy hummies hate trees.
Please help us waste them.

>>469911
Meh alright I guess in a way it is unethical.

>>469912
>ignoring tree throwing culture of orcs you got trade going
hypocrite hippies
hippicrites

>>469874
>a
I roll for entertainment of watching them fight.
1d20

>>469922
lel

>>469922
Orcs throw dead trees around.
Dead trees help fertilize soil.
Helps plants grow.


You were saying filthy hummies.

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AND NOW THE BATTLE BEGINS.

First, the humans inttercepted the orc elves meeting.

As before, each side rolls , whoever has the higher number, with the difference being about 10 and up, wins.

Bonuses:
Humans: Brock's favour: +40; Training : +5; Skull fists: +5; Surprise attack: +5
Orcs: Big guys: +5; Mud armor: +5; Orc God wants blood: +10
Elves: Bows: +10; Distracting girly visage: +5

Elven god is kinda on the fence about giving orcs trees so he doesn't bless the elves this time

Humans roll 1d100, whichever human the highest roll will be picked and add to the bonus

Elves and Orcs, since you're together, each roll 1d50, the highest of each side will be added together, then add the bonuses of each side

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>469929
LET IT RAIN BLOOD

Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>469929
lets do this girly friends

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>469912
AIM FOR THE DICK