Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land.Each tribe gets 4 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>465403barbarians lock in
>>465403I'll join the little goblin fags
>>465410Yes, anonymous , a very barbaric name
>>465410>>465414forgot my name, sorry
It seems nobody wants to be elves or orcs today
>>465403I'll switch over to elves then.
>>465424I'll be your ork baby
>>465424ill also go ork
Sicne we have at least 1 player per tribe, the "game" can begin.Here is the shitty map, behold its generic shittiness.The dragons and goblins live near eachother, with dragons on mountains and goblins down in the caves, but they don't interact much.Elves live in the woods, being treehuggers all day.Accross the river is the barbarian lands, where the humans and orcs liveScreens for each tribe coming up
>>465403Another goblin here
The Human Barbarians live a relatively simple life. Punching things til they die and praising the barbarian god is what they mostly do all day. Which is good, their god likes it when they punch things and praise him.The strongest and punchiest barbarian gets to be the chief, overseeing the tribe, but currently no barbarian has stepped up yet. They're mostly all equal in power, currently.
>>465444oh boy, so much stuff to raid
The elves, being elves, are possibly the oldest living race in the game. That we know of. So they got a headstart compared to the others. And they used that advantage to hug trees for most of their time on the land instead. But they still managed to develop actual clothes, especially pants, before the others and even got bows and arrows.They live on treehouses and have their proceedings overseen by a council of the oldest and most respected elves in the tribe. Elven tree god doesn't like it when the forest is disturbed and rewards those who keeps it safe
The orcs inhabits the other half of the barbarian lands. Like humans, they are also savages with a strength-based society, but even more angry. The chief position is never stable because there is always a stronger orc everyweek to ursurp the last guy.Their god rewards them killing in battle by not killing them.Hates new tech because thinking is haarrrdddd and humans because they totally be crapming your style
The dragon peoples live on the mountains, being dragons they have immense natural powers so haven't seen the need to develop any weapons or anything else really.Hoarders at heart, they collect any treasure they see to grow their personal hoard. As greed is actually encouraged by the dragon god, fights and burglaries are a regular occurence. With things like this, they don't have an actual ruling class
>>465483Dragon are the master race, prove me wrong.
Finally, the tiny manlets. They live in caves underneath the mountains to hide away from the tall jerks who kept making fun of their...vertically challenged stature. This insecurity gives them a strong sense of comunity and hatred of tall people. Their frustration also cause them to embrace technology as a way to compensate for their smallness. They have an easier time developing techAnd because God is tall, he's not to be worshipped.Oh and each of them basically die in one hit from any of the other races. But it's okay, they have reserves.
>>465403Put me down for goblin
And now it's the "gameplay" phase, lelReply to this post with what your tribe will do this turn.Each turn, a tribe gets an action being either an...well, action(ex: scout), a cultural action (ex: you wear pink means you're a homo now) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears)
>>465502I'll be human have the Barbarians sharpens sticks to spear, with this we'll be after strong
>>465502ok sowe go to the human village at night and steal some wenchesthen we hide them in the dragon's cavesthat's gonna make a fine prankthoughts?
>>465491We must get jacked to compensate our vertically challenged nature and increase our numbers.Two cultures to promote fucking like rabbits and getting swole. Something like, the more of us the better we are, and and need to get swole to compensate their inferiority complex.
>>465510Hey you know, if the other human guy's cool with it.Remember to consult yer teamates n shit kids
>>465502Hol up, so we get to do two things or one thing at a time per turn?
>>465502Have my elves get more hippy magic.And hug trees less.Say that we should focus on protecting our trees not hugging them to keep our God pleased.
>>465513Maybe we should try to ally with our dragon neighbors we can be the brains and theyre the brawn. Master Blaster style
>>465512We could hold a group session to channel our anger into something positive, like painting, or making a painting
>>465519It says "each tribe gets an action" not "each tribe gets 2 actions"
>>465403Another human here
>>465522We should first do some minning to get resources to trade for protection and other stuff if we want to deal with dragon how desire material items.
>>465521You only get 1 out of the 2, knife ears. So which one is it
>>465502Export coldgate to fellow humans and orks in exchange for shiny rocksforcefully.also get another settler to settle new village.
>>465502As the only dragon here is my actionCulture:Have the biggest and coolest looking dragon take it upon himself to organize the dragons in times of need with promises of loot depending on the situation.
>>465525channel anger into neighbors, old orc yells at mountain
>>465532I say first we just promot breeding to strengthen our numbers early or make pick axes.
>>465522Maybe later, right know we should do as >>465513 says, since they are too tall for us and we need something to deal with our low self esteem. Don't know if should rather advance on our body or technology first though
>>465540The fuck's coldgate niggggaaaaaaa pls, also, consult with other humans >>465510>>465531 before the final move so as to not confuse things
>>465541If we had gold and pretty metals and shit later, would you be willing on working out some arrangements with is.
>>465545Im with it. But lets get some agriculture going early on too. I see some sweet mushroom farms in our future
>>465540>>465547I approve of a new settlement. Humans stronk in numbers
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>465547ah, so I'm together with them as one tribealso research coldgate then>>465510>>465531hey, fags, I bet I can throw rock further. check my d10 rollI getting to be the chief.
>>465546I'd say setting a culture action of goblin compensate with swolling would make other actions easier later on from mining to fighting.
>>465545I'd go with pickaxes, starting to mine valuable minerals seems useful to me, no matter what we do later on
>>465557I think we should get swole first
>>465562All right, let's get swole
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>465553No I can throw rock furtherer!
>>465526 I definitely need more hippie magic since that seems to be the only good advantage I have.
>>465544but we might set up somekind of leader that doesn't change each week, or make it so that you can't fight the new leader for atleast half a year. make it a tournament each half year or year to figure out who is the strongest and thus the new leader.
>>465550As dragons we love gold and shit! If we get some of that we'll work with you.
>>465573Lets sacrifice the loser of the tournemant to ork god
>>465502The Goblins elect to get swole
Remember to re-reply to this post >>465502 with your final, definite turn
>>465580Goblins culture action: we get some to compensate frustration with height.
>>465576for that we need to set up the fighting tournament first. so shall we make that our turn?
>>465580Culture:Have the biggest and coolest looking dragon take it upon himself to organize the dragons in times of need with promises of loot depending on the situation.
>>465567>>465570yeah, sure, "wind"you certainly not chief material, decide on a role.>>465502new settler is a go.so far my rock is furtherst so second action is to research Coldgate technology unless "strong man"let will manage to roll 10
>>46558Typo: we get swole
>>465502Research more hippie magic since I can't really get more tech without wrecking some trees.
>>465588You gotta specify the fuck is coldgate first nigga
>>465585we could steal coldgate and send it to the dragons,if not, than i agree with the tournemant
>>465588>>465593Also you only get 1 action per turn
>>465598let's go for the tournament then, if our third tribe member agrees with that.
>>465593can I see techtree then or something?it's a bloody TOOTHPASTE WHICH MAKES TEETH ROCK SOLID>>465599settler is a go then, fuck technology
>>465588Fine you get to be Chief n shit. Can I be First Ranger breh?
>>465605The tech list is literally right next to your image screen >>465456And no toothpasteYetYour savage barbarians living in mud huts, you don't even have proper hygiene yet
>>465603well ok. but we better start messing our neighbors up soon or divine Croakork will be angry
>>465611that's known technology. how does research works then?>>465610will you paint your fur cloth with red? and get a full skull mask, and paint it red too.then yeah, be my guest
>>465613yeh agreed, we should play some pranks on the others after this turn.>>465502we set up a fighting tournament for the orcs. each year the orcs fight eachother naked with their fists, the strongest orc gets to be the leader of the tribe for the year.
>>465618Get your shit together barbarians And link your turn since its looking like you guys want the settlement.
>>465618Say an action to develop a technology within the realm of possibility of the current time.If you want to actually develop toothpaste then you gonna have to find the components and actual steps required to make it, and not just "make toothpaste adn name it coldgate"
>>465502as a proud chief of Barbarian civilization I humbly announce that our turn action is to get a new settlement running. Preferably in wealthy with food area>>465622>expecting something else from barbariansChicken brains>>465625gotcha>"make toothpaste adn name it coldgate"it was worth a try
>>465622Hue, we already decided on new settlement n shit
Rolled 31 (1d100)TURN 1 over.The human barbarians sent out one of their own to find a suitable place for a settlement.And now I shall roll for their result0-9: extremely terrible results, like unleashing an ancient evil terrible10-29: accidentally wander into orc territory and get killed30-69: find jackshit70-89: find a normal place for a settlement90-100: find a great place for a settlement
>>465636Sadly the barbarian couldn't find a good place to settle. His search continues. If that's the humans' next turn anyway.
>>465580Oh shit I'm late to the the mud holes!Over slept!How are my Ork brothers doing?
>>465636well that was productive.>>465642so he'll keep searching and I can do new action next turn while scout searches?>>465629did you soak your fur cloth in blood yet?
Just elf my shit up desu
>>465651ayoo, we fighting eachother over dominance mostly
>>465651Well met brother
Elven shamans consult the Elven Tree God for more magic."Yeah okay" said the Elven Tree God.The elves now have access the the Growth magic. Which basically just makes trees grow faster.
>>465659Have we made an actual movement or is that how we started?
>>465642Keep looking for a comfy place we can have fistfights at. >>465652Nah had no goblins to kill yet
>>465403I join Dragon
The orcs now organize a yearly tournament to determine the chief in an attempt to lessen the weekly chaos.The first ever winner of the "Naked Fisting Chief Tournament" and the first proper chief of the orc is "One Eye". There were many cheers. And broken bones.
>>465670Yeah I'm in with the dragons too
>>465673Alright now I have some fellow dragon bros!
>>465664And to you
>>465667we're just starting first turn is in which is this: >>465621
>>465669why goblins?orcs are tastier target, then all side on this part of river will be ours
One dragon from the dragon tribe, no longer content with hoarding riches, now crave the hoarding of power.Through a campaign of relatively peaceful negotiations by dragon standards, he managed to become the Boss Dragon of the tribe, promising to protect the others' hoards and give them phat loot when the time comes
The goblins started working out in their free time. Gotta get swole to show the tall assholes what's what, yeah.Their efforts have paid off, no longer would they die in one hit.Now they die in one and a half hit.From an elf.
>>465658We need to expand the forest using our growth magic to please the tree god.
>hippies ask some hippie gods>everyone else fights within nation to be in power>who cares about manlets lolthat proves that barbarian rock throwing culture is superior.we get culture bonus.
NEXT TURN startLink your turns here.AFTER consulting with your team, damnit.
What should we do bext fellow dragons? I'm thinking we try to learn some magic of the earth or fire variety.
We should probably invent a pickaxe now, so we can start farming
>>465694I think the dragon bros should play it safe and pray/learn from the dragon God. Elaborate on doctrine or just squire noice magics.
Ok, so we decided on one eye, should we prank the pinkies?
>>465702When I say squire I mean Aquire.Cause autocorrect
>>465702Maybe learn magics from the dragon god?
>>465699>FarmingFor minerals of course I meant mining
>>465694We are too few, we musnt fight eachother. Let us solve our conflicts by smoking the ritual herbs of the Tree God!
>>465642so asking again>so he'll keep searching and I can do new action next turn while scout searches?I need to learn game mechanics dangitdo we get the bonus >>465691
>>465703prank the barbarians sounds like a fun plan, maybe something involving the dragons too?
>>465686We need more swole, but we should either try to increase population growth each turn or start with minning efforts by start digging with rocks or to take a turn to make pick axes. I want to eventually get better training equipment and potions to make swolling easier, like protein shakes with more alchemy.
Hello other Dragon how are we going to find more riches the other tribes don't look like they have any thing worth taking so should we start mining for gold or what?
>>465713We could steal their lioncloths
>>465713Yeah make it seem the barbarians are messing with the dragons?I know leave human eggshells, human lay eggs right?
>>465712If you want him to keep searching then you must spent this turn's action to have him keep searching.No rock throwing culture because you haven't implement that as a culture yet, if you want to then you must spent this turn's action doing at.And you are also not the chief, because you haven't spent an action becoming a chief. There is currently no chief. Or rock throwing.
>>465712Dunno mang, I think we only get one action. What do you propose, chief?
>>465715I dig that. Think we should use a turn for pickaxe since it will make mining much faster later on
>>465718Get a name mang>>465707So what are we doing this turn? I say we get magic.
>>465726I guess we should implement rock throwing culture then, otherwise we'll lag behind others.You get to test if that was actually a wind. Or we can go diplomatically and just do arm wrestling rolling.Rock throwing will be great range attack technology tho.>>465723I blame Civ V.
>>465711Screw that peace crap.All the other races are filthy savages.We must expand the forest and please the tree god so that we can get more magic.We can smoke when they're all dead.
>>465722I think they do, maybe we can pursue a dragon to hoard those little humans I've seen before.
>>465742Ow that sounds complicated, why not just find egg shells and paint them human color.
>>465740No I mean to solve disputes with other elves, man. Fuck the other savages.
>>465728Sure. A rock on a stick, while primitive as a pick, is much more effective than say a rock when mining and is doable by us.
>>465754If other's agree I'll put it down.
>>465750Dont forget to put a baby skull ontop of them
>>465750that sounds way easier, yeah let's try that.
>>465754as a new-fag-midget, i shall agree.
>>465694Ok let's do that, we'll sneak into the human camp steal some egg shells and baby skull to take and leave at a dragon treasure horde to appease our orc god.
>>465694Goblin tech: try to craft a pickaxe using a sturdy rock tied to a stick using sting, vines, or entrails.
>>465770>>465694linking the turn
>>465694Also paint the egg shell human colors
>>465752Then let's get some drugs!I'll put it down as our action.>>465694Can we try and research drugs and medicinal herbs and stuff?So herbalism I guess.
>>465738Mhh, what about using sticks as weapons?
>>465694develop rock throwing culture. You can decide important questions with it, via rolling d10 (such as becoming a chief).It also unlocks ranged attack for every barbarian and boosts overall strength of the nation due constant exercises.That's our turn. Unless >>465726 disagrees, cause he seems away.
>>465781Sounds like a plan.
>>465785oh, here you are.sticks are close range weapon, we can use fists instead. while having range attack may help in future.
>>465694None of the dragons are responding. If they dont start replying use this as our turn.Seeking more power we offer an offering to the dragon god so we can learn Fire magic.
>>465786Ah well, I agree then. Uncultured elves will never understand the refined arts of rock-throwing
>>465786turn confirmed>>465795we just use elves' own sticks to shove them up their asses if they go all hippie on us. I doubt we'll need technology for that action.
>>465798Alright! F-Y-H! F-Y-H!
>>465792Supporting. Sorry I'm reading on the archives, lost track of time.
>>465804Ok then, I thought you keeled over and died on me.
The human barbarians have decided to adopt rock throwing to settle debates. Sometimes one guy would just throw the rock into the face of the other guy instead though. It's a developing system.
The elves, with their ancient forest knowledge, collected herbs and plants to make medicine. They succeeded after many tries, creating a herbal concoction that numbs the pain when digested and numbs the brain when inhaled.
>>465810fuck yeah rocks>>465803so, deciding chief (which may take a turn), or running without one until we get into disagreement, in that case we'll then throw rock via d10 and the furthest result wins argument?
The dragons called out to their God, hoping to learn some magic. After questioning why would they need fire magic when they already breathe fire, their God agreed to grant them some magic with the condition that each of them sacrifice half their hoard to him.After the Boss Dragon persuaded them, violently, they gave their god their treasures and were granted Fireball. Now they can shoot a fireball from their hands in addition to their fire breathe for double the fire.
>>465816I say lets go without Chief for awhile. Gotta use our new culture somehow
>>465820Ah yeah now we burn people in 3 directions at once! Now we need to find loot though.
One of the goblins, tired of excavating the cave he's living with smacking a rock against a wall repeatedly, had a bright idea of tying the rock to a stick with REDACTED and created a pickaxe.After sharing his discovery with the rest, the goblins can now mine for materials.
>>465816Also we should learn to either set traps or get hunting equipment so we can hunt and shit, whatcha think?
Fuck, all the races look pretty cool in this one so I'm gonna wait it out and join in once i have a favouriteAlthough fuck elves, unless you go all SJW and allow shit like tree/elf marriages and shit
>>465829Let's start mining and shit!
>>465822gotcha.what do then?exploring nearby places for resources?trying to get new settlement again?build a shrine to please barbarian god (and then later be used for sacrificing orcs)just fuck neighbors shit up by throwing rocks? Cause I get a feeling orcs are up to no good>>465830can we try throwing rocks at animals instead?
>>465829Nice. So should we focus on mining now or start increasing population? Or maybe something else?
>>465837If we get shiny stuff for our hordes we may be able to do the deal you brought up earlier. Need to refill our hordes you see.
>>465824I see 4 options personally-use tunneling and fire to create a massive under mountain citadel, cause why not-develop draconian martial arts, cause why not-elect a seer to commune with the dragon God and create magics, should be a wizard dragon pope basically-send out a party of draconian adventurers to scour the land for adventure and loot
AND NOW, THE ORCS ATTEMPT TO SNEAK INTO THE HUMAN BARBARIANS' SETTLEMENTORC PLAYERS, REPLY TO THIS POST AND ROLL 1d100 TO SEE IF YOU SUCCEED OR NOT. THE HIGHEST ROLL WILL BE THE ONE PICKEDResults criteria:0-49: extreme failure50-89: failure90-100: success
>>465837Ok, let's start mining like crazy, getting rich and swole in the process
Can I join in?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>465847Come my orc brethren
>>465853Which race my man
>>465853Sure, which team you want senpai?
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>465847let's do this
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>465847let's do dis
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>465847
>>465845Let's see what kind of deals can be made
I would like to be a manlet. Manlets seem fun.
>>465852>>465839Alright, lets try hunting with rocks, if that doesnt work we develop some dank tools. And lets get some Adventure Time going by exploring the lands to the east next
>>465846I'm not sure how willing dragons would be to just dig for a long time. Maybe we can get the gobbos for that. Seer is also good for more op dragon magic. Not sure about the adventurerers since our pop is so low and they might get lost.
>>465790We should probably ask tree god to give us the art of combining magic with throwing plants and crap in a bowl and mixing it so we can get alchemy.
>>465873Alright, I think there's a slot left, welcome gobbo
>orcs thinking they can go unnoticed by our scout with those rollsha ha ha>>465839can we throw a rocks on them now?
>>465875Whoops, one quote does not belong in there.
>>465879Yay. Me happy.
>>465877Alright so we are going for wizard dragon pope? Smartest of all dragons, commuter of the scaled one, and master of magical mayhem?
>>465885can't say I really did.But now we're going to be in conflict with the humans, that's good!
>>465875hmm. we need to chose something one.1) developing hunting with rocks to get more food2) fuck orcs with rocks3) develop tools to make better rocks4) finding adventures on our asseseach one of these I think will take whole turn.
>>465885The plan was waterproof. How could we have failed
Just a question, do we live like the typical fantasy goblin, as in, large underground cave cities?
The orcs attempted to sneak into the Human settlement!But sadly a huge green dude is not a good choice for stealth, they were discovered before being able to evens et foot inside the settlement and got rocks thrown at them for their troubles.Luckily their thick skulls withstood their rain o rocks and none died during the retreat. But now the humans are more suspicious of them.
>>465878Sure, but if stuff goes wrong with that someone may die, and right now even the gobbos could swarm us. I say we use our alchemy to encourage babby making. How about that?
>>465403Human Barbarians right here.
>>465891Everybody is at the dumbass, tribal stage. No cities for anybody.Unless you make it happen.
>>465871Perhaps in return for loot and tunnel digging you can just point us at stuff to wreck and generaly keep you guys from being bullyed by other races.>>465886Dragon pope sounds good, with luck he'll make some better fure magic. We can do that this turn.
>>465890Seems our God didn't want us to prank them.
>>465892maybe we should try the asking the goblins for help with sneaking, they're basically small green dudes, we've got so much in common already
>>465897Ok. Are dumbasses who live in small, underground cave tribes?
>>465847I think 2 actions a turn would get things in motion fasterMaybe give everyone the regular action and then an extra type of action depending on their race to show their differences more Like orcs and the humans could get a bonus regular action as they are the warriors Elves and drags as magic creatures get an extra culture rollsManlets get an extra techBecause otherwise whats happened in the past is players begin to completely neglect culture and fun options which result in the races eventually becoming pretty stale
>>465889Yea in hindsight 1 sounds like the most logical choice>>465885>>465888>>465890GO HOME GREEN PIGU
>>465901Ask for help? From little greens? We take help!
>>465894We don't even have alchemy only herbalism.That does give me an idea.We should research aphrodisiac plants.So our elves can get it on more!
>>465907I actually like that idea.
>>465892Trees are green. What if we hide ourselfs behind trees and slowly creep up at them, and if they notice us, we throw the trees at them
>>465898That sounds cool to me. I mean we are pretty weak right now and could use some protection. We still have better tech though. How would we split the loot?
>>465913we could also try scouting, and get some fat loot perhaps.
Orc God caused orcs to fail as he looks down upon sneaky actions. NEXT TURN starts. Reply to this post with your next turn. And because I'm a glutton for punishment, let's implement what >>465907 said.NOW THAT EACH TRIBES HAVE SETTLED IN, THEY GET 2 ACTIONS PER TURN. THE FIRST ONE IS WHICHEVER OF THE THREE ACTIONS. THE EXTRA ONE IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH TRIBE:-Humans and Orcs get an extra regular action-Elves and Dragons get an extra culture action-Gobbos get an extra tech action
>>465917Yes we must learn to throw trees.
>>465909>Yea in hindsight 1 sounds like the most logical choiceyeah. agree on that. people need food to grow.Our turn then - using perfected rock throwing technology, we now can throw big rocks accurately enough to kill small to medium sized animals via badass headshots (from rabbit to deers and such). Question is how rock throwing technology develops - via sheer power (throwing BIGGER rocks) or speed (developing slingshot)?
If we scream and holler while sneaking surely Orc God will smile upon us. I think that's something to think about.also if we ran into people instead of tip toeing, the sneaking would be faster
I think learning shroomology would be a good idea. Shrooms like caves, and so do we. Also they are not tall. Shrooms are good.
>>465922Appoint draconian seer. The smartest of the dragons to oversee religion and magicsAlso send an emissary to the gobbos to see if they want to dig and develope our mountain in exchange for protection and possibly some draconian mutations... Or whatever else really floats your boat man, we just want good deals goyim
>>465898>>465931Pretty sure this is what you were going for right anon?
>>465928I feel if we throw green trees at them while doing it our God will be happy as well.
>>465897What player slots are open senpai?
>>465926regular action - look for settlement near hunting grounds or build a shrine?
>>465926Developing slings and slingshots sounds like a good idea.
>>465926I'd say speed, so we can actually hunt. Time is crucial in the great game of lifeAlso we have one more regular action, wanna use that for a new settlement or adventure timez?
>>465936I think, elvesAnd mayyyybe one dragon
>>465928>>465935just come barging right in, sounds like fun, since we've got two actions now should we use one to establish more of a village? maybe wooden walls or something.
>>465931>>465934Yeah this'll work, gobbos would help a bunch with their numbers.>>465918Not realy splitting more of we get payed to be your muscle.
>>465935Along with the trees, we can throw in some of our own orcs. We're both green so they wont notice it
>>465942let's go with slingshot development and settlement then. Confirm turn?
>>465939We could look for new places to settle, or maybe we refine our rock throwing ways to whoever kills beasts with the fewest number of rocks is in charge?
>>465922If they don't reply then the elves research aphrodisiacs and encourage more sexing and baby making.
>>465944just punch mud until it looks like a hut.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>465941Ayy we got one more human 'ere. Lets test how good you are at throwing rocks first.
>>465944Easy we don't want to be a heritics here, walls sounds like new technology, trees are made for throwing.
>>465914I like that idea.
>>465943Tree Niggers it is>We need more elves, let's fuck
Any other manlets here atm?
>>465898If you have that kind of say over your people, then I'd agree. We'd give you a percentage of what we find for protection and ect..
So we use our regular action to mine? Since we have a tech left should we keep advancing our mining tools?
>>465952>>465953Alright, turn confirmed>develop slingshots>create new settlement to the east
>>465951My orc god..... yes! YES!WE SHOULD DEVELOP TREE THROWING AND ORC THROWING, AND LOUD SNEAKING!
I thought tech could be shroomology. For food and other things. >>465966
>>465968loud sneaking and orc throwing, I can get behind this
>>465929I'd like the idea of tech is shrimp testing which can help lead to alchemy which leads to buff potions and explosives. Also let's mine
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>465953hey there new guylet's throw some rocks as greetingbut for now - we seem in agreement what to do then, I'm confirming the turn>>4659221st action : rock throwing culture allows us to develop slingshots. Rocks hit harder, faster, and with more accuracy. Also allowing us to hunt small and medium animals, via bloody slowmo headshotsdeciding of important matters still works via regular throwing with hands2nd action : look for a place for a new settlement, preferably near hunting grounds. Look at the east (if that wasn't where we looked before).
>>465968Trees are for hugging and building houses in! Not lobbing!Bloody orks. They dont even have lettuce-induced orgies!
>>465965Noice.Are Jewish dragons a thing?Well they share are now boys.
>>465970Let's, tech:shroomology Action: mine for stuff.
>>465922Help me out guys, we want to learn tree throwing orc throwing and loud sneaking.
>>465987yes yes yes
>>465986I'm ok with that
>>465977Next Round we should use our summon vine magic to make the forests impossible to enter for any savage.(We may not be able to leave but it's not like we need to yet.)
Yeah. I think all the midgets agree.Tech: SHROOMS (can we get hallucination-inducing shrooms? That would be fun.and mine more.
>orc mimicking our superior rock throwing cultureaw, so cute.
>>465992>Impossible to enter>Whats fire
>>465977You should learn to hug us, we green like tree
>>465997You really want to war dragons?I don't think you want a war.Filthy Savage.
>>465922>>465931Oh yeah op does diplomacy take an action? Or is it free. Cause if it's free then I'd like to have the second option being creating a martial art that works for dragons and takes advantage from the tail and shit.>>465997Unless if you got a better idea of course.
>>466005>Implying you scrawny elves can even climb up our mountains without getting tired>>466007Every civ game I've been in diplomacy took a action.
>>465992>Impossible to enter>Whats rock-throwing
>>465922Ok, so we mine and develope shroomology (for foods and fun times)
>>466007It's notBut there's gonna be a little minigame for both sides to determine who gets the better deal though.That is, if the both sides have one actions agreeing to diplomacyIf one side doesn't, then there's no dimplomacyI'm a dick
>>465922GoblinsAction: mine Tech: shroomology
>>465992But then how could we protect the other trees from the savages?
>>466020Wow, so this is a pretty isolationist system then? Alright I can deal with it. Kinda sucks a bit tho.Thanks for clarifying anyway.
>>466015we'll just develop FIRE-ROCK throwing if those fags will keep being hippies
>>466020Okay, Our deal with the dragons will have to wait 'till next turn I guess. Unless we want to skip shrooms. I don't personally.
>>466026Oh and since the goblins didn't have "reply to dragon's offer" this turn, it'll have to be next turn.
>>466000O-ork? B-but you are a savage!H-how could I deny those dubtrips though?
>>466020Wow, so do we change one action to diplomacy now? I think we should wait to next turn
>>466033>>466029Guess that answers it
>>466024Good point.Then we need more numbers.And wind magic to go with our bows.So we have to pray to tree god after this.(And maybe soon we can have a tree hugging holiday)
>>466036Too late, the turns are already in. Lets do it next turn and dont leave us hanging so we dont waste another action.
>>466029We should first get stuff to trade.
>>466034Our penis is also barbed like rose stem.
>>466024So we research Aphrodisiacs and have the elves sex this turn then next turn we have them pray for wind magic and practice bow stuff?
>>466044So actions for this turn are?Action 1: Aphrodisiac HerbsCultural Bonus: ???I suggest a culture of polyamory so we get maximum breeding.
>>466045Fuck we wasted diplomacy? Alright that's it you stupid mantlet niggers, one strike on the grudge wall for you.
>>466045Yeah, we'll do it next turn. Goblin's promise
Just a question. Do we as manlets have any chance in a military confrontation?
>>466056Agreed we need more tree huggers.
>>466059Other than diplomacy next turn are we doing the draconic fighting style or something else?
>>466052Sure.Have we even invented the bow yet? I think that should come after the babby making.
One of the humans, after getting hit by a rock during a rock throwing session, got the bright idea of tying pieces of his loincloth to a Y-shaped stuck he found nearby and sued it to shoot rocks.This new, revolutionary technology was the talk of the tribe for a while. But some consider it to be "casual shit"The settler continues to search for a....settlement. NOW BARBARIANS, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO ROLL FOR RESULTS. Roll 1d1000-9: extremely terrible results, like unleashing an ancient evil terrible10-29: accidentally wander into orc territory and get killed30-69: find jackshit70-89: find a normal place for a settlement90-100: find a great place for a settlement>>466056your cultural this turn is already encouraged breeding
>>466059You should probably channel that anger towards op. Makes things easier
>>466027>throwing fire rocksjesus fucking christ, that sounds criminal.but i want it sometime in the future
>>466045Sure. We just don't have the prescious metals or good at the moment to trade.
>>466067Unless if you can think of something better let's roll with it. Since electing the seer is a cultural option lets just use our action to make dragons strong as fuck
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>466069okay scout, if you fuck this shit up, you'll be the next practice target
New Dragon here if I may join.I think diplomacy with the goblins is the best choice
>>466068We have bows.We always did we're elves.We also have clothes and houses not made of mud or in a cave cause we're not Filth
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>466069I got this famalam
>>466077god fucking dammitI bet that scout name is Mark>>466071I prefer word "radical"
>>466082It's already set in bro, can't do nothin bout it. It's a wasted action if they choose not to talk.
>>466077Maybe if you had a cool tree god helping you you'd have found something, but that's none of my bussiness.
>>466076Were already swole as fuck. So no need for that. So dragon martial arts as a culture it is with diplomacy with gobbos as our normal action it is then.
>>466096Yeah but they have to accept diplomacy too tho right?
>>466077Sadly once again he didn't find anything.Barbarian God looks upon the tribe with disaproval
>>466067I think overall goal should be getting more dragons so lets try to make the tribe fuck
>>466086You know what, this whole new settlement stuff isnt working in our favour. Lets go fuck some elf bitches instead
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>466095fuck off, hippiehave this rock>>466103we need to rape elven women to get his approvalI blame Mark
>>466108I dunno we gotta make a convincing reason to do that. Well actually dragons are animals too so yeah it might work. Let's save that for an action.
>>466101They said they'd do it so if they bail out on us again were raiding their asses.>>466108At the moment were OP as fuck and no one has any real weapons they can use on us so I think were good even weth our liw pop
>>466111>>466112Can't rape the willing
>>466111>Lets go fuck some elf bitches insteadhey, great minds throw rocks and think same things together.so what our actions will be thenregular 2nd action - raid elves, steal their woman to increase population of our tribeforcefullywhat will be the first action I wonder.build a temple out of rocks to get better luck aka better roll chances of our god?
>>466123We can't mate with the savages.And only will consider it if they switch to tree god and live in forests.
The elves, riding on the success of their medicinal herbs, started developing a sort of aphrodisiac. The elven council also officially endorsed breeding because the tribe needs more people.The aphrosidiac was created, but at first it didn't work too well because the tree-based drug caused the elves to start fucking the trees instead. Then the other elves were too high to do anything.Afterwards, the proper drug was made so that the elves would get aroused by eachother instead. But then the males kept mistaking other males for females. Because elves.After about 15 cases of mistaken anal invasion, some actual couples were finally found and the elves got a slight population increase
>>466111>>466112>trips>hivemindYo dude I think we got our action for the new turn
>>466112>elf>womenWe reproduce via photosyntesis you ignorant troglodyte.
>>466130>implying your opinion will matter
so just read all the update posts. How many other Gobo players are there?
>>466136we'll find some if we tryjapanese media from future can't be wrong>>466132so raid and temple building then?
>>466130You give us trees for throwing we protect knife ear ladies from being raped. Of couse we need lady elf for sacrafuck every week to please orc god.
The orcs developed a complex sneaking sytem. They run full speed at the thing they want to sneak to and loudly announce that they're sneaking. The target would usually be too confused to react in time.After seeing the barbarians throwing rocks, not to be outdone, the orcs started throwing themselves instead.2 orcs died to develop this new technology.
Ready for battle, sir.Or bargaining for tade. I dunno.
Actually guys I got a plan of sorts.So next thingermebob we need an action to speak with gobbos. So imma propose instead of using the culture for breeding we take a book from the humans and set up a secluded area in the mountains specifically there for the seer to live and comunicate with the scaled one.
Can I vote for what the gobos can do this turn?
>>466143Not sure. Maybe two or three others besides ourselves
The dragons appointed a seer to oversee the religious proceedings and magical undertakings. This wise dragon has sway over the tribe second only to the Boss Dragon.Taking notice of the little green creatures living beneath their mountains, the dragons send an emissary to talk to them.Sadly the goblins did not open the door when the dragon knocked.Rude.
We already decided. sry.>>466163
>>466145Yea, sounds like a solid plan matey
>>466163What do you want to do
>>466161Books dont exist yet, or paper.
The Goblins, with their newfound pickaxes, started mining. They have uncovered various precious materials.During the process, one goblin saw a colorful looking mushroom and ate it.Basic shroomology was then discovered, as in what kind of mushroom you shouldn't eat.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>466159throw a rock new guyalso we don't have hats, only skullsI hope you are better than Markok with turn plan? >>466129>>466171let's wait a bit for a new guy to respond, if not, will confirm turn in 10-15 min
>>466145In hindsight, lets not raid. Lets just go there and ask them if they wanna party over the weekend. Female elves only, of course.
>>466178We should figure out that you can use bones as weapons and -then- try to raid the elves.
>>466178>first not 9 rock throw rollGODS FORSAKEN USNEED TO PLEASE GODS
>>466172Have us find mushrooms that can be made into a dust resistant suit. That way we look suave. Also invent crossbows or normal bows. Have the gobos instead of whatever way they were mining have them mine in a way it makes like an underground fortress.Any of those.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>466178Alright.>>466159Sup familiaWanna check my sick rock throwing skillz?
>>466183we can always throw some skulls, filled with rocks.>>466182that's sounds more for diplomatic action, and that will require their agreement, and will consume actionlet's please god by good old violence
So 1 action is talking to dragons, what about the other?
TURN 3 ENDEDTURN 4 StartsReply to this post with your tribe's actions this turn>>466189Sick throwin brah
>>466177So are we replying to this post op?
the weekly BBQ routine henceforth includes an orgy that is approved and led by the priestyou ok with that, fellow dragons?
>>466177I suggest we contact the dragons, and work out an arrangement. They get a portion of our excavations in exchange for protection.Also, tech should be expanding shroomology, starting alchemy with shroomology, or better tools.
>>466192Fine, alright.Its just that I wanted a qt elf waifu for real, with maybe a tiny bit of handholding>>466183Maybe somewhen in the future, right now we need to please the gods and fuck some elf bitches
>>466177Orcs we need to learn tree throwing, seems we may have to make a pact with elves. We protect them from barbarians we get trees?
>>466136>>466123We need to Research plants we can make into poison.Our culture should be having men and women wear different clothes.Men:PantsWomen:Short Grass skirts
Nvm my stupiditySo dragons are definitely going to go talk to gobbos bout dealsThen we are going to use culture to fuck? How is that going to work?
>>466211Very well. I have just the skulls for these occasions!
>>466193since that is our regular action, the remaining action is tech. I suggest basic mechanics. So we can build very basic traps. I mean very basic, so tripwires and stuff like that. Maybe tripwires connected to stones. also other mechanics.
>>466206No, THIS one >>466202
>>466216>>466207see my post
>>466213maybe we should bench press trunks first, so that wemay throw them properly
>>466216Maybe use the other dragons orgy idea. Or elect a brood mother that is wife if boss dragon that handles baby making.
>>466205>>466209So do we go alchemy, weapons or tools? My vote goes for alchemy cuz the whole shrooms thing interests me
>>466183also you didn't roll in crucial for nation time, I don't like you>>466189you are getting better at rock throwing. You are having best influence on this turn decision, so you can overrule it if you do not disagree>>466211so yeah, I'm doing final turn confirmation? Or you still want to change stuff cause of m4d r0ck throwing skillz?
>>466232I vote alchemy, and I take back the mechanics. Maybe another times.
>>466202Alright my brothers are smart as fuckBBQ will extend into an orgy overseen by the seer, cause culture manAnd we gotta talk to the gobbos.This is what the dragons want baby.
>>466202>>466214ALLRIHGT LADS LISTEN UPThe Humans are growing increasingly rapey since their women are ugly af. We have to defend ourselves. I say we either invent the bow and arrow/upgrade our current ones OR make our vine magic more murdery.
>>466226We do need trees first to do soShould we talk to knife ears
>>466232Lets do shrooms first then we find out the deadly ones, turn them into poison, invent traps that use the poison.So I reply to that one post about my vote? cause I vote for shroom
>>466227choose what you like i thik we can agree on a way to culturally fuck. reply to OP pls
>>466226this, bench press trees, bench press wimmin, bench press rocks.
>>466233Nah, its k. Looks like we are on board with this decision, >raid elven settlement and kidnap some grills>build a shrine to increase overall faith in our god, the Brockyeah?
I think most midgets agree with shrooms and the dragon deal.
>>466233Are we supposed to roll for rock throwing every time we suggest a turn action? I'm still trying to figure this stuff out man.
>>466242Sounds good, with luck we get more dragons and they dont find the orgy too wierd.
>>466248>>466226Ok frog witch you made suggestion you make call good. I leave to you and your ribbit magic.
>>466250Yeah. Sounds good to me.
>>466253For barbarians only, roll 1d10 among yourselves whenever you disagree on something. The one with the higher roll gets his idea picked.If you don't disagree then there's no need.
>>466253Nah, its just a cultural thing atmUnless we get into a real argument (which hasnt happened so far) then we would use rock throwing to decide shit.
>>466244I say we research using poison plants so we can dip our arrows in it and have a culture that encourages training with bows so we go from good with bow to Aimbot.
>>466251Yeah, I think we can lock in
>>466253I didnt know that either. This thread moves fast.But it should be okay since we arnt arguing.
>>466257>all those skull-hatsHey man, can I have one of your collections? The snapback one looks hella sick
>>4662021st action : building a temple for our god Brock out of the finest rocks we can find. That pleases the god and our successful rolls for second action are easier to get.2nd action : we raid Elves, with goal of snatching their women to improve our nation's grow. Forcefully. >>466250yep, but I decided to change the order, maybe having temple before raiding will increase chances of success>>466253other replies. it also a greetings for new guys. cause I said so.
>>466264We have to invent the bows first. The only ones who have even developed spears and shit are the midgets.
>>466273Nah nigga. I EARNED my hats by killin mad bitches. Nah. I keed. Have one. But! I want your old hat in trade.
>>466281We already have bows OP mentioned it early in the thread.We got them cause elves are old af.
>this whole thread
>>466281We already have bows, look at our pic.
>>466256>>466226second action scouting?
>>466202>>466226What frog witch says
>>466284Oh right.Okay then, poison arrows it is. Them round ears wont tame our wymyn without a fight
>>466278Yea makes sense to switch those two actions.>>466283Sure, but please take good care of it, it belonged to my Uncle Johnny
>>466285Like what you see?
>>466293That's only one action
>>466298Op you wouldn't happen to be the op for submarine quest too?
>>466202Goblins talk to dragons and upgrade shroomology (alchemy)
>>466303Along with scouting please
>>466304He obviously is. Look at that shitty art.
>>466202We research poison plants.We also encourage the hell out of practicing shooting bows.
>>466308You hurt me , I must now go cry in a corner
So manlets do you have an idea for what we do next turn?
>>466308Nigga, his art is superb
>>466307I dont think OP as the boat guy I think of himn as the sun guy.>tfw OP isnt the guy who made the "its the sun I dont have to explain shit" meme
>>466320But I am
>>466320he'll always stay Hitman adventure guy for me
>>465892any open orc spots left?http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ii-Orc-no-Hi/Ch-001-Read-Online?id=199276
>>466308What should we do next turn? I say we expand our caves into a proper mountain citadel now.
>>466321you'll always be my fellow sun guy
>>466291Hey orcs I gotta go for a while I'll be back in like 6 hours.
>>466328i think we should build defenses first. destroy all paths up and down the mountain so flying is the only way
>>466321Rest in peace sun tribe you beautiful bastardsSUNBROS WW@
>>466340Suns 4ever bby
>>466296Dont worry. Your Johnny is safe with the rest of them. >>466278As long as i get some elvish hats, I'm in.
>>466339But then gobbos can't come up to do shit for us as part of the deal if we break the roads.
>>466350They will be able to access through tunnels. Duh.
>>466347>As long as i get some elvish hats, I'm in.you can have all of them you can findjust no flower hippie bullshit
>>466354But they live all the way at the bottom, it'll take ages to make a tunnel system that big.
>>466305>>466202I agree to diplomacy this turn and messing with shrooms for drugs.By chance did you participate in adventure civ as someone?
TURN 4 HAPPENINThe humans built a shrine to their god in an attempt to appease him so he'll give them better rolls. The barbarian god could not be reached for comment at this time.Now, Barbarians! ROLL 1d100 TO RAID THE ELVES0-9: astronomical failure10-29: terrible failure30-79: failure80-100: successElves have homefield advantage>>466365I was "Asshole who stared at the sun too long" in Opee's civ threads
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>466367OUR PRAYERS AND VIOLENCE WILL REACH HIMalso being horny helps
>>466367Culture segments are getting a bit big, gonna switch them up in a tree thing like Opee did?
>>466370Or just decrease font size
>>466359Its a COLLECTION!I need at least one. ONE hippy bullshit hat!Or Ill take a wimynelf with the largest hat for a twofer
>>466368okay turns outGODS FORSAKEN MEfor sure this timeI'm growing into atheist.
>>466368nice rolls barbarian scum
>>466372Yeaaaaaaaaaaah but tree looks much nicer so i was fishing for that
>>466368My... my haaaaats!
>>466368Heh.>>466367What a quest that was. I was "Tree Tribe Chef"
>>466377I blame Markalso you failed like 4 times just to steal some eggsI'm alone now>>466373roll dem rolls or no hat for anyone!!!!EVERYONE NEEDS TO ROLL
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>466367For hats and wooomennnnn
>>466377Hey orcs we'll give any trees that fall naturally if you can use your savageness against the Filthy humans.Orcs>Humans that try and rape your wymyn.
>>466367Ayyy, you sunbros bailed us out when the giants fucked our shit up.
>>466384fucking voodoo, that's what it is.
>>466368They loosing so badly gave me an idea.We shouldnt waste anything we kill. So I say we eat our fallen enemies and make their bones into weapons and armour.
Hugh Mann... Daramir?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>466368NOOOOILL SAVE THIS
>>466368Living near the shallow part of the river, the barbarians made a raiding party and entered the elven forest.Sadly they were unfamiliar with the woods and got half of their party killed for their troubles.Yikes
>>466402all hope is lost.fug
>>466403okay, we'll need thickier skulls next time. and overall an armour. or just muscle up enough to be not affected by arrows
>>466409I will begin a hat trade... maybe thicker hats... or... BODY HATS!
The orcs found some dead tree trunks around their camp and started lifting them as exercises. If they want proper trees then they'll need to get to the elven forest. Which means either crossing the deep part of the river or get pass the humans.NOW ORCS! Roll 1d100 for scouting.0-9: terrible encounter10-29: bad encounter30-59: other tribe encounter60-79: jackshit80-100: good encounterYa know, to ahve less confusion, let's have the deciding roll be the highest roll in 4 minutes since the firsl rolling reply
>>466409>>466417Welp. Lets raid the orcs next, Ive always found women with fangs pretty kinky
okay, we lost population in unsuccessfull raid.what do>>466428they are more suitable target, yeah. if anything we can make few useful slaves too.but we currently have less population than them, will another raid be a smart decision?
>>466428You couldnt raid us you wont be able to raid the greenies.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>466425lets do this
>>466425one roll per id please?
>>466435>>466425OH SHIT GO ORC BROTHERS GO
>>466435that's a great roll! this will please our god
>>466439Well yeah, of course.
>>466435voodoo I tell you
>>466441THE GOBO KING HAS BETRAYED US BROTHERS! HE HAS ALLIED WITH THE ORCS WITHOUT OUR CONSENT!
>>466428No more fighting. We build tougjer hats for survival!
>>466432Tbh I think we should create a hunting party as our normal action to increase pop count a bit, and our 2nd action should be some exploring to the south
>>466447I'M SIMPLY GIVING COMMENTARYI THOUGHT THEIR ROLL WAS NICE
>>466435PRAISE THE ORC GODS
>>466449how creating a hunting party will increase population?>>466443OP - how do we grow population? Does excess of food helps?
>>466447Any unwanted gobbos we will graciously take so they can be apart of our lunch.
>>466435The orcs scouted the mysterious unexplored areas of the barbarian lands. And found a Giant Boar! Chief One Eye managed to tame it and now uses it as his personal mount.>>466458Yes, and copulation. Probably easier than trying to get other tribes to pop out babies for you.
The elf practiced archery and studied poisonous plants.They now aim better and have knowledge of which plant is lethal or not.1 elf died in the making of this turn.
>>466468What is the point of living if you can't spend it with your elf waifu
>>466468>other tribes to pop out babies for you.it was worth a try>>466449>>466448okay then. I agree on hunting party and explorationso 1st action - creating a hunting party of best warriors to create surplus of food supplies?2nd will be exploring the north - but for what exactly? just scouting or new settlement?
>>466480So you can breed with your own kind first to get a bigger army so you can then capture elf waifus.Nevermind what I said.
>>466483Maybe we find some cool stuffMaybe we all die
The dragons change the weekly BBQ night to include orgies in the menu.It hasn't been well received for the moment as dragons hoard everything, even their semen so they aren't inclined to share that yet.Meanwhile, the dragon emissary to goblin caves have been welcomed in for negotiation
>>466468lets fuck some shit up with boar riders, preferably those pesky hoomans.
>>466489okay, let's wait for hat guy opinion
The goblins continue to study the shrooms they found. A breakthrough is imminent if they keep this up.Meanwhile, a dragon emissary ahs been found and was brought in for negotiation
>>466500What happens for the diplomacy minigame now?
>>4664831st action is fine, but defending ourselves is also priority.
>>466493Op. That literally makes zero fucking sense. If dragons are willing to swap trivial shit like food, then they can swap trivial shit like sex juices. Balancing is shit my man.
>>466493Dragon tribes pretty much a group of NEETSThey probably even have their own piss and semen bottles
>>466493Alright then, if we want to increase our number we will have to have forcefull impregnation by the boss dragon.
>>466505But no swapping of trivial shit like food has happened yet though
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>466504I won't mind tough hats, but I think exploring right now is a better optionlet's throw a d10 rocks to settle it, if I or >>466489 will get bigger roll than you, we go with exploration
>>466294>>466269We should probably try to pray for water magic.Water's a part of nature right?Also our culture should encourage women to wear (ridiculously) short pants so that we can tell the difference.
AND NOW, goblins and dragons. Please reply to this post with your terms and conditions for eachother
I suggest we mine out houses for the dragons in exchange for protection and hugs.
>>466522UHHHHPROVIDE US PROTECTION OH MIGHTY ONEIN RETURN, WE'LL MINE RICHES LIKE GOLD AND SHIT FOR YOU
>>466504We need to find some stuff. Send out 5 barbaras to examine the area to our north, we cant waste our action on something like defending
>>466522Alright gobbos, we want loot and labourers in exchange that we basically smash stuff that you tell us to and protect you.>>466527Basically this.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>466493Any Dragon wants my semen can fight me for it! If you lose, you will have to give me yours!
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>466518rolan for adventure timez
orc bros, what shall we do, we should try and pillage someone to appease the orc god, we can use our sneaking, maybe we should try to make huge maces from the trees too, for extra punching.
>>466522>>466532>>466527WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN? THAT WAS EASY!I have to shout because as you know, all goblins are manlets.
>>466532So whatever we mine we give half to you in exchange you protect us and basically become our army.(my character tries to seduce the emissary. MANLET DRAGONS WHEN!?)
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>466551Hol up little Manlet, first the others must agree also.>>466533IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>466518
>>466533I... think there may be a problem with your baby making tactics...
>>466527>>466532And now.Dragons and Goblins roll 1d100 for persuasion check. Which side gets a number thats about oh I dunno, 10 points and up higher than the other gets the better version of the deal. If not then the deal is exactly as it's said Of course, the highest number for each side gets picked.
>>466553>>466551>>466554Half would be good, otherwise we wouldn't have enough to sustain ourselves.
>>466554looks like i have to admit defeat. youll have my semen next BBQ, you miserable faggot.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>466567BATTLE OF THE JEWS
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>466567I, KING GOBBO, PROPOSE THIS DEAL 50/50!Also, have our emissary seduce the dragon.
What would dragon dudes think about having each of the 10 dragons form "Houses" that each hoard something differentLike PowerGoldKnowledge (Librarians)etc
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>466567Rolling
>>466551I agree if it's around 25% if what we mine each month give directly to the leader dragon who controls the power and distribution of wealth.
Goblins about to get jew'd
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>466567Praying to the Jew covenant and the scaled oneWait a minute we literally are Jew lizards. What the fuck.
>>466560nope, exploring it is thenbetter luck next timeI'll confirm the turn of hunting and exploring when negotiations will end. Unless you want to try to be a chief with another rock throw, or new guy which showed up twice will throw a rock too.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>466575Second roll to see if I impregnate the female dragon emissaryDRAGON MANLET S WHEN
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>466567I want in on this shit
It seems the dragons are the bigger jews this time
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>466567
>>466584Nah. Im content with trying. Dont wanna dirty up the ol' collection
>>466596well, they do have bigger nosesthe dragons are literally jewish
>>466606are we jews? are we robots? or even chads because of weekly BBQ orgy?!
Please be gentle senpai dragon.
Through intimidation and sneaky lizard wordings. The dragon emissary agreed to having the dragons protecting the goblins in exchange for 70% of all profits the goblins make.Oh and it ate the one advisor trying to seduce it too.
>>466620fugggat least our population grows back quickly
>>466620Admiditly eating the seducer is a bit overboard. But hey they had it comin.But yeah we're buds now, even if we did just Jew ya. Itsa promise.
>>466620Can we get a piggyback ride at least?
>>466622you guys are fucking like rabbits.
>>466628I guess it's nice to be working with ya now. May the future bring good fortune
>>466615>>466581What do we do next turn guys? As culture maybe have the seer try to make our magic better via researching by using our superior dragon minds?
>>466631I would like an answer to this.Oh we should make goblins riding dragons.
AND NOW, TURN 5Reply to this post with your turns
>>466622So this turn I suggest a social action of fucking like rabbits, big families are happy families or some shit.
>>466644OP can tree god give us water magic?
>>466644>>466654Alright my gobbos, manlets. We need to either upgrade our shroomology since we're on the verge of making a breakthrough, or make a furnace so we can smelt ores.I wanted the culture action to be appointing a goblin to King Gobbo. Hmmm, we've got a lot of pop still. We could do that next turn.
>>466640Let's make bow's befor dragon riding midgets
>>466639I think we should either build a big citadel like you said or try to mine the mountain for more riches
>>466657Depends on his mood that day
>>466658Why not double tech shroomology turn.
>>466658why not both?Use our tech turn on the shrooms and the normal turn on forges.
>>466661If you want we can do the citadel, we might be able too now that we have gobbos under our employment and if not were still strong enough to do it ourselves.
voting for raiding the barbarians and try to scout again
>>466644>create a hunting party>send 5 men into the north to explore the area
>>466644firstly, fuck youanyway, barbarian turn as follows1st action : Create hunting squad to provide our village with surplus of food. That stimulates population growth.2nd action : Explore south of the village in hopes finding rare artifacts of old civilizations (aka coldgate) or new strategic resources. So basically time to find adventures on our asses.
>>466668If we could get some underground farms for shrooms, we could vastly increase our pop. I'll definitely agree to one tech action for it since we're on the verge of making a breakthrough.Let's use the other tech action on making a forge.>>466644Tech: Forges to smelt oresTech: Advance our knowledge on shroomology
I think shroomology. for a regular action, I dunno.
>>466675I vote we have orgies every month.More sex = more births = more misscarrieges = more blood and death for the ork god
>>466644If none of the other elf bros come than we pray for water magics(filthy dragons) and culture so that women wear super short pants
>>466658I think the goblins are a democracy. The culture sheet says we have rights and goblin equality. I think we should be a democracy, not a monarchy.
>>466672okay, build a glorious citadel with the help of goblin scu... *cough* guestworkers
>>466684sounds like a good idea, and since we have two actions let's make this one of the two and the other to try and pillage the barbarians.
>>466688yee. I wasn't anticipating thatI wanted us to have a strong leader like the orcs and humans and not be pussies like the ElvesNaturally if you've got a King, bitches will lay down their respect, especially the other races
>>466677north>>466679southwhich is it
>>466690What was that... slip-up? Did I hear that correctly?
Okay so build a dragon citadel, and what else? Have the seer practice fire magics? Convince the dragons to orgy? What do?
>>466694whoops, my bad. I meant south ofc
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>466694southcheck my rock throwfuck north, it got green faggots there, which already explored it.
>>466690How's this sound?Culture: Have the dragon seer use his superior draconic mind to try and enhance our fire magic to get the next level.Action:Build a citadel for the dragons as a better home for them all. Use gobbo labourers if we cant get any try to make it ourselfs>>466695You heard nothing.
>>466692The elves have a council though. We'd be a DIRECT democracy. I agree with the no council thing. councils are gay.
>>466695sculpture-like exemplars of beings seemed too long to say my dear friend
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>466701convincingBut yeah, I meant south, arararagi-san
>>466704Ah, of course, mighty one. I apologize for accusing you.
>>466644>>466702Ay yo op les do dis for the dragon master race.
>>466698Just have the leader pay for sex.
>>466657That and MOAR BABBIESWith more numbers we could even raid the humies, eat their men and make little mongrels with their wymyn
So Midgets:Tech: MORE SHROOMS (As a side note, we coulduse drugs for trade to the elves, since they're hippies.other: forges for smelting. (another side note, we don't know how to smelt.)
>>466707>"its le widn :DD" meme
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>466714you started itcatch this
other midgets, I have an idea!We could make mole hunting some kind of sport or some shit like that! All mole hunters are super honored. Like Dragon hunting for dwarves (in traditional fantasy). It would also give us food, and leather. We could have hunting guilds/parties. They are gives supreme equipment (e.g. spears, shroom poison, etc) and are awesome.
>>466644This-->>466713 is my vote.
>>466712We should make gendered clothes before the babies so they don't get confused and try to sex a dude...again.
>>466644first action:orgies (fertility parties) every month as some sort of party with a feast too.second action:pillage the barbarians south of us, or atleast do a hit and run for the orc god.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>466735>pillage the barbarians south of us, or atleast do a hit and run for the orc god.subhuman scamwe did nothing to youhave a rock
>>466727If we make the citadel, we could get the dragons to help melt shit. Dragon forges
>>466742You show'em boss
>>466745>>466727OH SHITThat dragon forge is a good idea
>>466745Dude fuck yeah. You help us shine up the citadel after we add our dragony touches and brunt work and we'll give you some dragon fire magic my man.
We could have a "pact" with the dragons. In future, we dig for the dragons, since they can't. In exchange, we get their protection. Also, they melt our metals, and we forge them into armor for the dragons and ourselves. In the far future, we would be riding (or something) armored dragons. That would fucking amazing.
>>466750Shroomology and citadel for this turn. Dragons would benefit from it to
>>466756>>466755ARE WE MAKING IT HAPPEN DRAGON BROS?
>>466756To extend my idea, we could eventually have unified cities with dragons and goblins.
>>466760Not I think of it if you guys help it can be a shared thing. Like gobbo quarters for you guys where you do shit while we live in bigger parts. We all benefit.
>>466644FUGTech: Shroomology researchAction: Help the dragons with their citadel so they help us with melting shitAre all goblins in agreement? These will be our final actions.
>>466769It is too late, the other turn has already locked in
>>466760I think the citadel would be a very long-term project. The goblins and dragons could make an empire though. It would be awesome, but building it would take fucking ages. We don't want to make it look like shit, but fucking awesome with dragon halls and shit.
>>466779We need resources firstso if our turn is locked, I guess we have to make do with a regular forge for now
>>466778That's codeword for "I've already drawn something, too lazy to go back now"
I was thinking making one unified citadel. for both dragons and goblins. >>466769Although, beginning that project will have to wait sadly :C
>>466730Maybe instead of that we make males trim their hair a bit. Thus, we could differenciate the sexes but humies wouldn't, thus reducing the mongreling rate.
The human barbarians formed a hunting party to get more food.Now, barbarians roll for 1d100 scouting the southern lands0-9: terrible encounter10-29: bad encounter30-49: other tribe encounter50-69: jackshit70-100: good encounter
>>466790Got it.All men have manly ponytails only.Women are banned from having ponytails.That way we can tell the difference.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>466794okay scout, third time is a charm
>>466782great idea about the dragon forge and the citadel being together with the dragons. but... i have a feeling that there will be an outbrake... a war. gobo's riding dragons, hell yeah.
>>466802fuck you, MarkI know it's fucking you. or your ancestorwhat a dick
>>466806You're the one who's rolling though, so it's your fault
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>466794CMON MEN
>>466810No, it's just scout sucks balls
>>466800>tfw we trap forest now
>>466802>>466811fugg, where is the hat man?
>>466812I dont see whats so hard about it
>>466812Scouts who are determined by your rolls my friend.
>>466813We should still also get water magic.Else them lizards are gonna burn our drugs and trees.
>>466814counting dem hatsyou know what - fuck outside worldelves are pointy, orcs are fugs. outside you can't find jackshit. god does do shitlet's be shut in barbarians and export superiour culture via crafting and shit.>>466816>found some pets and thinks he is hot shit
>>466802AND THE HUMAN SCOUTS FOUND....NOTHING.NIce.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>466794
>>466817I still blame Mark.And wind.
>>466814>>466829>>466833I wasnt much help anyway. Maybe I only have proficiency in hat roles?
The elves shorten the female pants to help determine which gender is which.Seeing this, the elven forest god rewards the elf with a low level water magic.They can now shoot tiny streams of waters out their hands. Mostly to water plants, ye.
>>466830okay, I propose that we never leave village againfuck outside worldshut in culture go.let's develop animal husbandry and farming>>466841you were right about not going anywhere.
>>466829>>466841YEAH, lets just be barbarian neets
I fully expect the citadel that were making to be a piece of shit now remembering we should have got gud at architecture first
>>466844Turns out Elf God is literally just a bro, he wants short skirts and weed for all.FRAT HOUSE FOREST WHEN?
>>466853we have a talent for that. those orc fags adopted rock throwing insanely fast.so, what doculture, farming, defense buidling?
>>466845We make strong hats. We find forgiveness within ourselves.Also farming
The Dragon Seer spent his time inside his cave, working hard to unlock the secret of fire his god has given his people. And finally he's done it. Great Fireball is...a bigger fireball that deals more damage.An attempt was made to build a dragon citadel.The most the dragons accomplished was a slightly larger cave opening as they ahve experience with this type of shit.>>466845Thing is you don't have animals or farmable things yet. Plus no killing and no battling means barbarian god gets antsy
>>466862*have no experience with this type of shitdamn, I'm getting way hungry now
>>466862>Thing is you don't have animals or farmable things yet.we planning on developing those areas>Plus no killing and no battling means barbarian god gets antsyfuck that guy, he didn't do nuffin' when we needed him
>>466859How about offensive AND defensive hats?Plus searching for food helps
>>466862Now what fellow dragons? Perhaps we can solve our semen hording problem by offering a cash incentive to reproducing?
The goblins had a great idea, throw some of the crap they mined into a fire to see what happens. Something's developing with this, they dunno what yet but if they keep this up something good might happen.In other news, edible mushrooms have been discovered. Fungus culinary is all the rage down in the caves this season>>466869Heresy means a smiting, barbarian.
>>466871I prefer rocksa lot of rockslet's build a wall with tons of rocks. and get some cows and shit>>466881>Heresy means a smiting, barbarian.religion is shit game mechanics
The orcs now organize a huge party/orgy every month to promote fertility.And now, the orcs move to raid the humans.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>466891Hats. Defensive/Offensive Hatd
>>466869>>466871Welp, looks like we simply have to repeat the process of searching for shit.I propose>1. Gather the whole village to pray to Brock at their shrine.>2. Establish an outfit and search the lands to the East AGAIN
So OP what do each of the gods represent?Like if theres one for each race are they like spirit ancestors or a mix of our virtues ?We just descendants of them?
>>466872Dude. Let's set up sperm banks that we she'll over some gold for. Then we mix it into treats in the BBQ. Then we declare the BBQ an erotic center of pleasure. The females totally go down on the sweets. Baby dragons.Fucking genius.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>466899>>466902okay, I disagree with both of you. a lot.here is my rock throw.maybe time has come to get to be a chief
>>466916*shines his hat*
>>466909Last I remember the baby making hole isn't in their throats or stomach. Also how do we keep the semen from going bad we dont have ice magic.
>>466925Don't dragons reproduce by laying eggs?
And now. Since the orcs announce their presence wherever they go and the barbarians were suspicious due to a previous attack. They must now do battle head on.Before the battle starts. Each side may pray to their respective gods for bonus to rolls>>466908A lil bit of column A, a lil bit of column BBut definitely not one single God who wears different hats to get maximum prayers from all races. No sir.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>466899>>466916Fine, fine
>>466925Pretty share dragon semen is different. Maybe we should make our own aphrodisiac then, cause like fuck we are gonna import from the elves
Guys I think we need to make a dragon magazine.The "Flameboy", with pictures of hot dragon tits, pussy, and cocks as well as coktail recipes and corny articles about fashion or dragon models
>>466932They do in like 90% of stories and lore, also the dragons havent had an increase in population yet, i guess its going to be really slow going getting numbers but we are each ones crazy strong to make up for it
>>466935>>466916Hats it is. Good show.>>466934I like this God's cut of his jib.I pray to Hat God.Or real god. Whatevs.
>>466935>>466924okay hat guy, we'll finish deciding this a bit laterorcs come near, get ready to get some new green hats>>466934Brock, we the only fucking race which has temple made for you. Give us good rolls and you get a blood bath. Amen.and sacrifice some food on altar.
>>466932We aren't fish bro, first we impregnate the women then lay the egg. We cant just jizz all over the eggs.>>466937But then we have to go all the way over and they think were savages. I think the best is just bribing them to have sex.
>>466881So, we take another tech action to improve forging and a social for fuck, or help with the citadel, or research a bit with masonry
>>466934In the name of Brock, we shall offer you the corpses of the orcses tonight! Our village will not fall!
>>466957or just ingrain sex into our culture. make sex fashionable and kewl ->>>466948
>>466934Blood for the ork god
>>466934let's pray for our god then, he's sure to bless us for fighting the humans.
>>466957(And I thought Aphrodisiacs might be useless)
>>466967Wont that make them bigger neets and they'll just fap in their caves? Also, no paper yet.
>>466979Nah but we can out that shit on stone tablets.Holy fuck let's make a written language right now.
>>466957IdeaHave one of our female dragons hoard: Lust/PleasureShe can be the baby layer of the group, im sure she'll get the junk out of those guys somehow
>>466979just scratch it into rock, id say.
>>466967>>466979>>466980>>466989>implying we wont ntr your pathetic males into oblivion
Alright my niggers hold up. Let the gobs do their own shit for now. Let's elect a brood mother and make a written language. Technically these are both culture but we have a nondescript action. Mayhaps op will allow it.
For the midgets:regular: start planning the citadel and discuss shit about the citadel with the dragons.tech: forge improvementthat's my suggestion
AND NOW, BOTH ORCS AND HUMANS REPLY TO THIS POST, ROLL 1d100Which side has the higher number in the end will be the winnerBonus:Humans : Brock's favour (+40), Home turf (+25)Orcs: Blood for the orc god!(+30), superior troops (+5)Now. Do you want the final result for each tribe to be The biggest roll + bonuses. ORAll the tribe's rolls + bonuses
>>466997Vote.IM NOT A MIDGET IM VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
>>466996Yeah this sounds good. Hopefully the brood mother will get them to stop being neets and language would be cool also.>>466997Just hold off on the citadel for now since neither of us actually know masonry and shit.
>>466997Naaaah we can't just chimp out on y'all like that.Alright boys lets work with the gobbos and give em some basics of fire magic in exchange for building our massive citadel with us.
>>467004>Do you want the final result for each tribe to be The biggest roll + bonuses. thiscause otherwise it'd be unfair, cause there are more orc players.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>467004ORK ORK ORK
>>467021Very well.Start rolling damnit
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>467004KILL THE GREENLINGS
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>467004Haaaaaaaaaaaats!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>467004biggest roll + bonuses.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>467004>>467026LET THERE BE BLOOD
>>466997>>467012Hmm, we're not architectural geniuses yet, if we combine our efforts with the dragons, we can get a basic design, so I approve.>>467014>>467015Let's hold off on the citadel building.We need to gather resources and get a lead engineer for the project. He'll have glasses and shit cause he's a nerdI was thinking of setting up some shroom farms to increase our pop, and more pop means more workforce to work on the citadel. Forge improvement would be good too.
>>467014goddamnit your right. Fuck I'm flip flopping everywhere.THE DRAGONS HAVE SPOKEN Elect a brood mother for fertility and banging plus invent a written language from tablets.Sorry gobbos don't waste your turn switch to something else.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>467026Im undecided on a group so far but out of these 2 I want the humans to win so i'll add a rol for them
>>467035How about shroom farms, social fuck, and or forge
>>467040If you roll for the humans, then you're a human, boyo.
>>466997Sheit>>467036Put the citadel on hold for nowI want shroom farms so our pop can grow and be sustained, along with improving our forge technology. Manlets, what do you think?
>>467040WHO IS THIS STRANGE HEROPRAISE BE UPON HIMi know we cant use his roll unless he decides to join, m8s
>>467040Ill give you a free hat if you join.
tfw only 2 active orcs here ;_;
>>467035We don't have to be architectural geniuses. We're just doing the basic design, all the complex stuff will come later. We're not building it. Just designing. Then the building goes quicker.
>>467054It doesn't matter if he joins, the humans already won with this >>467034 as with the bonuses this is higher than this >>467032 with the orcs' bonuses
>>467058fucken refugees m8
>>467035Ok. So revised plan maybe:Tech: forgingregular: shroom farm = more food = more pop = more manpower
>>467058Oh well, I guess we wont use that guys roll out of fair play thenwerent you like 4 guys tho?>>467064FINALLY! LIGHT AT THE END OF THIS HOUR LONG TUNNEL!
>>467060We gotta improve our basics before we get to advanced stuff first thoughmore manpower means we have to feed everyone
>>467071Yes I VOTE FOR THIS
>>467071>>467076ALRIGHT GOBBOSWE AGREE
So. The citadel is further away than I thought. We will do the revised plan.
The orcs attack the humans!But everything went wrong. It was like the humans had an rage, an anger at the world for treating them like shit that they unleashed on the invading orcs.None of the raiding party survived
>>467073we had 4 players before, but I guess 2 people left to do other things for now.
>>467094where's your pic, boss
>>467094Whoops, forgot pic.Anyway, both the human and orc gods are pleased with this outcome. Bloodshed and battle is good.
>>467080Dragons excavate the land and the manlets do the more intricate carving and whatnot
>>467100welp, guess it's time to start breeding some young orcs. and i'm off for tonight too so some other orc better pick it up else we won't have any active orc players anymore
>>467094>None of the raiding party survivedglorious sight>>467055you got a bunch of new hats
>>467100I collect ALL ORC HATS!>>467113Already on it!Time to build hats. I won the toss.
AND NOW, Turn 6In other news, barbarians now have orc skulls in their hat collections.Reply to this post with your turns.
>>467117okay okay, offensive and defensive hat technology is one action, what will be second one? more food or more blood ?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>467094>>467100PRAISE BE UPON BROCK>spontanous outbursts of rock-throwing, fist-fighting and religious chanting can be heard in the distance
>>467118>>467071Here's our actions, already discussed
Any orcs left?
>>467118First Turn--Make Shroom FarmsTech Turn--Forge Research
>>467124>>467117How about we also examine the river to our west as our second action? It could be a constant food source and all that shit
>>467118Have the horniest female dragon become the brood mother, basically all she does is try to get banged by male dragons and has babysMake a form of draconic writing with our superior intellect, it will be carved into stone tablets.Both are culture
>>467152Lets do it.>>467124You tell OP.
>>467150good idea, but his >>467152 idea is decent too.I'm ok with either, throw rocks you both.
>>467163Nah. I like his idea
>>467118vote a brood mother the dragons can fuck with for some booty and loot. Also, if we can, release the first edition of the "flameboy", making sex fashoinable for dragons while ostracizing autosexuality
>>467153This, it has been decided.And if we can't carve out stone tablets with our claws then just mark it all on walls and shit. Teachings of our God, records of loot, lewd things etc. it's a language ma boy.
>>467118First move-Pray for wind magicCulture move-Lots of sex aided by aphrodisiacs
>>467161>>467163So we agree on>1. increase armor by developing better skull-hats>2. scout the river to our west as a potential foodsourceright?
>>467171welp, i think just do this>>467153
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>467161no rock throwing? aw...I'll just throw rock cause I can then.>>467118Barbarian turn1st action : using newly aquired orc skulls, develop new head pieces of armor sturdy enough to be able to do headbutts and to defend against elven arrows. also they are more pointy.2nd action : explore river on the west for food sources. like fish and shit 4th time is a charm, right?
>>467171My man. We have to make shit for writing before we can make playboys.
>>467178yeah, check turn actions if you agree on them >>467182
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>467182Nice.ALLAHU BROCKBAR
>>467118action1: Pray to god for increased fertility after all the bloodshedaction2: Scout northern lands
>>467118Guess I'm the last of the elves ;-;Oh well.I say we make armour and weapons out of the bones of the dead humies and eat their flesh. Make it a cultural thing. Any enemy killed in battle must be "used".And, if possible, make more babbies.
>>467197Fear not my knife eared mellon, you are (not) alone>>467177
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>467182Allahu hatbar!
>>467200Oh.Yay.>>467177So how about instead of wind magic we do that with the dead doods?
>>467228We can eat the dead dudes but no bone armor.Don't wanna look like the Filthy hummies.And I agree with more babies.
>>467233So which is it. Wind magic or cannibalism?
>>467242Cannibalism.We can do wind magic next.
>>467180>>467176>even the elves are becoming savages with cannibalism >Mfw Us dragons and gobbos are just jewing eachother and becoming smart
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>467249>smart>can't throw rockslol, ok
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>467254You cant throw them either, kouhai
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>467254>>467260Throw farther with hats!
>>467254The fuck do you need rocks for when you can spit fire?You stupid or something?Are youChallenging us...
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>467260I demand best of three
The elves started adopting the way of not wasting anything, even the corpses of their enemies. So they ate the corpses of the barbarians whho went into their forest a while back.Meanwhile reproduction is furhter encouraged and new elves were born. Raising the population!Sadly the elves who ate the human corpses all died of food poisoning from eating unpresereved weeks-old uncooked carcasses, dropping the population down to twenty.
>>467267Just to be clear, except for gobbos and dragons, none of the tribes can talk to eachother ingame currently. Meta talk between players don't count
>>467267>Challenging us...I bet you can't throw a rock into those caves near you on the westyou'll just never hit them
>>467269Hm. Maybe we should have made them into fertilizer instead.Lets send a scout out to find some salt or something that'll help us preserve the meat next time.
>>467273I bet you can't roast that tree across that river. Seems like you can't even throw a rock there either. Getting shot like the degenerate you are
The manlets grew shroom farms thanks to their shroom knowledge. With this new food source their population growth was bolstered.The goblins continued to experiment with fire and metals. They have now found out they can melt the metal down! What the fuck are they gonna do with the melted down metal though, is still a mystery
>>467269>elves so dumb they cant even into meat preservation
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>467281wait till catapult and fire rock tech, chicken brainsif I roll 90-100 my rock toss will reach forest
>>467278Or we could take water magic to the next step and make ice magic.Keep it nice and frosty.
>>467292QM says our actions with this arnt valid
>>467296voices in head of few barbarians just tell them to throw rocks, without any talk.it's a healthy exercise
The dragons appointed a female dragon as the tribe's broodmother. Tasked with increasing the population, she copulates with the males in the tribe, whether they want it or not.Meanwhile, they have developed their own written language, made by scratching the surfaces of stone tablets with their claws.Somewhat related to both news, the first ever word written was "HELP"Anyway, the Broodmother is with child. After 3 turns a new dragon will be born
>>467292It's lizard brains to you, shitridden ape.
>>467305don't worry, right after huge rock Brock will toss from the sky - they'll become chicken brains
After their victory, the humans used the orc skulls as helmets. They find them to be better than the animal skulls they used before, much more sturdy and hard. Great for headbutts.Another scouting expedition is ahppening, this time to the riverside. barbarians, roll 1d100 for results0-9: terrible encounter10-19: bad encounter20-39: other tribe encounter40-59: jackshit60-69: okay encounter70-100: good encounter
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>467322what can go wrong
>>467303Now what boys? Should we try to learn some new magics or something? Maybe learn some basic dragon based architecture?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>467322come on, I wanna dried fish food supply luxury
>>467322Can you make some random numbers in which the humans find us at random? or the other races.>>467325Make it a cultural thing that you are good at crafting pots and paintings aswell as architecture. You guys can be the one who makes us gobos happy and we supply our empire with tech and ores.
>>467332jackshit is my middle name
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>467322
>>467325Well we know how to write and shit. So let's learn how to carve, engrave, and otherwise build a giant fucking citadel in the mountains. We should get a bonus since we can melt rock with our fire, so no tools are required.I think the other thing... I dunno magic yeah sure sounds gud.