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Oh shit nigger it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land.
Each tribe gets 4 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"
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>>465403
Dragon here
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>465403
barbarians lock in
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>>465403
I'll join the little goblin fags
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>>465403
Humans Here
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>>465410
Yes, anonymous , a very barbaric name
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>>465410
>>465414
forgot my name, sorry
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It seems nobody wants to be elves or orcs today
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>>465403
I'll switch over to elves then.
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>>465424
I'll be your ork baby
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>>465424

Fight me
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>>465424
ill also go ork
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Sicne we have at least 1 player per tribe, the "game" can begin.

Here is the shitty map, behold its generic shittiness.

The dragons and goblins live near eachother, with dragons on mountains and goblins down in the caves, but they don't interact much.
Elves live in the woods, being treehuggers all day.
Accross the river is the barbarian lands, where the humans and orcs live

Screens for each tribe coming up
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>>465403
Another goblin here
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The Human Barbarians live a relatively simple life. Punching things til they die and praising the barbarian god is what they mostly do all day. Which is good, their god likes it when they punch things and praise him.

The strongest and punchiest barbarian gets to be the chief, overseeing the tribe, but currently no barbarian has stepped up yet. They're mostly all equal in power, currently.
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>>465444
oh boy, so much stuff to raid
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The elves, being elves, are possibly the oldest living race in the game. That we know of. So they got a headstart compared to the others. And they used that advantage to hug trees for most of their time on the land instead. But they still managed to develop actual clothes, especially pants, before the others and even got bows and arrows.

They live on treehouses and have their proceedings overseen by a council of the oldest and most respected elves in the tribe.

Elven tree god doesn't like it when the forest is disturbed and rewards those who keeps it safe
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The orcs inhabits the other half of the barbarian lands. Like humans, they are also savages with a strength-based society, but even more angry. The chief position is never stable because there is always a stronger orc everyweek to ursurp the last guy.

Their god rewards them killing in battle by not killing them.

Hates new tech because thinking is haarrrdddd and humans because they totally be crapming your style
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The dragon peoples live on the mountains, being dragons they have immense natural powers so haven't seen the need to develop any weapons or anything else really.

Hoarders at heart, they collect any treasure they see to grow their personal hoard. As greed is actually encouraged by the dragon god, fights and burglaries are a regular occurence. With things like this, they don't have an actual ruling class
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>>465483
Dragon are the master race, prove me wrong.
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Finally, the tiny manlets. They live in caves underneath the mountains to hide away from the tall jerks who kept making fun of their...vertically challenged stature. This insecurity gives them a strong sense of comunity and hatred of tall people.

Their frustration also cause them to embrace technology as a way to compensate for their smallness. They have an easier time developing tech

And because God is tall, he's not to be worshipped.

Oh and each of them basically die in one hit from any of the other races. But it's okay, they have reserves.
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>>465403
Put me down for goblin
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And now it's the "gameplay" phase, lel

Reply to this post with what your tribe will do this turn.

Each turn, a tribe gets an action being either an...well, action(ex: scout), a cultural action (ex: you wear pink means you're a homo now) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears)
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>>465502
I'll be human have the Barbarians sharpens sticks to spear, with this we'll be after strong
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>>465502
ok so
we go to the human village at night and steal some wenches

then we hide them in the dragon's caves

that's gonna make a fine prank

thoughts?
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>>465491
We must get jacked to compensate our vertically challenged nature and increase our numbers.
Two cultures to promote fucking like rabbits and getting swole. Something like, the more of us the better we are, and and need to get swole to compensate their inferiority complex.
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>>465510
Hey you know, if the other human guy's cool with it.

Remember to consult yer teamates n shit kids
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>>465502
Hol up, so we get to do two things or one thing at a time per turn?
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>>465502
Have my elves get more hippy magic.
And hug trees less.
Say that we should focus on protecting our trees not hugging them to keep our God pleased.
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>>465513
Maybe we should try to ally with our dragon neighbors we can be the brains and theyre the brawn. Master Blaster style
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>>465512
We could hold a group session to channel our anger into something positive, like painting, or making a painting
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>>465519
It says "each tribe gets an action" not "each tribe gets 2 actions"
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>>465403
Another human here
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>>465522
We should first do some minning to get resources to trade for protection and other stuff if we want to deal with dragon how desire material items.
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>>465521
You only get 1 out of the 2, knife ears. So which one is it
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>>465502
Export coldgate to fellow humans and orks in exchange for shiny rocks
forcefully.
also get another settler to settle new village.
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>>465502
As the only dragon here is my action

Culture:Have the biggest and coolest looking dragon take it upon himself to organize the dragons in times of need with promises of loot depending on the situation.
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>>465525
channel anger into neighbors, old orc yells at mountain
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>>465532
I say first we just promot breeding to strengthen our numbers early or make pick axes.
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>>465522
Maybe later, right know we should do as >>465513 says, since they are too tall for us and we need something to deal with our low self esteem. Don't know if should rather advance on our body or technology first though
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>>465540
The fuck's coldgate niggggaaaaaaa pls, also, consult with other humans >>465510
>>465531 before the final move so as to not confuse things
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>>465541
If we had gold and pretty metals and shit later, would you be willing on working out some arrangements with is.
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>>465545
Im with it. But lets get some agriculture going early on too. I see some sweet mushroom farms in our future
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>>465540
>>465547
I approve of a new settlement. Humans stronk in numbers
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>465547
ah, so I'm together with them as one tribe
also research coldgate then
>>465510
>>465531
hey, fags, I bet I can throw rock further. check my d10 roll
I getting to be the chief.
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>>465546
I'd say setting a culture action of goblin compensate with swolling would make other actions easier later on from mining to fighting.
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>>465545
I'd go with pickaxes, starting to mine valuable minerals seems useful to me, no matter what we do later on
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>>465557
I think we should get swole first
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>>465562
All right, let's get swole
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>465553
No I can throw rock furtherer!
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>>465567
Fucking wind
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>>465526
I definitely need more hippie magic since that seems to be the only good advantage I have.
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>>465544
but we might set up somekind of leader that doesn't change each week, or make it so that you can't fight the new leader for atleast half a year. make it a tournament each half year or year to figure out who is the strongest and thus the new leader.
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>>465550
As dragons we love gold and shit! If we get some of that we'll work with you.
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>>465573
Lets sacrifice the loser of the tournemant to ork god
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>>465502
The Goblins elect to get swole
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Remember to re-reply to this post >>465502
with your final, definite turn
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>>465580
Goblins culture action: we get some to compensate frustration with height.
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>>465576
for that we need to set up the fighting tournament first. so shall we make that our turn?
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>>465580
Culture:Have the biggest and coolest looking dragon take it upon himself to organize the dragons in times of need with promises of loot depending on the situation.
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>>465567
>>465570
yeah, sure, "wind"
you certainly not chief material, decide on a role.
>>465502
new settler is a go.
so far my rock is furtherst so second action is to research Coldgate technology unless "strong man"let will manage to roll 10
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>>46558
Typo: we get swole
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>>465502
Research more hippie magic since I can't really get more tech without wrecking some trees.
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>>465588
You gotta specify the fuck is coldgate first nigga
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>>465585
we could steal coldgate and send it to the dragons,

if not, than i agree with the tournemant
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>>465588
>>465593
Also you only get 1 action per turn
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>>465598
let's go for the tournament then, if our third tribe member agrees with that.
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>>465593
can I see techtree then or something?
it's a bloody TOOTHPASTE WHICH MAKES TEETH ROCK SOLID
>>465599
settler is a go then, fuck technology
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>>465588
Fine you get to be Chief n shit. Can I be First Ranger breh?
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>>465605
The tech list is literally right next to your image screen >>465456

And no toothpaste

Yet

Your savage barbarians living in mud huts, you don't even have proper hygiene yet
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>>465603
well ok. but we better start messing our neighbors up soon or divine Croakork will be angry
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>>465611
that's known technology. how does research works then?
>>465610
will you paint your fur cloth with red? and get a full skull mask, and paint it red too.
then yeah, be my guest
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>>465613
yeh agreed, we should play some pranks on the others after this turn.

>>465502
we set up a fighting tournament for the orcs. each year the orcs fight eachother naked with their fists, the strongest orc gets to be the leader of the tribe for the year.
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>>465618
Get your shit together barbarians And link your turn since its looking like you guys want the settlement.
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>>465618
Say an action to develop a technology within the realm of possibility of the current time.
If you want to actually develop toothpaste then you gonna have to find the components and actual steps required to make it, and not just "make toothpaste adn name it coldgate"
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>>465502
as a proud chief of Barbarian civilization I humbly announce that our turn action is to get a new settlement running. Preferably in wealthy with food area
>>465622
>expecting something else from barbarians
Chicken brains
>>465625
gotcha
>"make toothpaste adn name it coldgate"
it was worth a try
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>>465622
Hue, we already decided on new settlement n shit
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

TURN 1 over.

The human barbarians sent out one of their own to find a suitable place for a settlement.

And now I shall roll for their result
0-9: extremely terrible results, like unleashing an ancient evil terrible
10-29: accidentally wander into orc territory and get killed
30-69: find jackshit
70-89: find a normal place for a settlement
90-100: find a great place for a settlement
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>>465636
Sadly the barbarian couldn't find a good place to settle.
His search continues. If that's the humans' next turn anyway.
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>>465580
Oh shit I'm late to the the mud holes!
Over slept!
How are my Ork brothers doing?
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>>465636
well that was productive.
>>465642
so he'll keep searching and I can do new action next turn while scout searches?
>>465629
did you soak your fur cloth in blood yet?
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Just elf my shit up desu
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>>465651
ayoo, we fighting eachother over dominance mostly
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>>465651
Well met brother
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Elven shamans consult the Elven Tree God for more magic.

"Yeah okay" said the Elven Tree God.

The elves now have access the the Growth magic. Which basically just makes trees grow faster.
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>>465659
Have we made an actual movement or is that how we started?
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>>465642
Keep looking for a comfy place we can have fistfights at. >>465652
Nah had no goblins to kill yet
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>>465403
I join Dragon
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The orcs now organize a yearly tournament to determine the chief in an attempt to lessen the weekly chaos.

The first ever winner of the "Naked Fisting Chief Tournament" and the first proper chief of the orc is "One Eye". There were many cheers. And broken bones.
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>>465670
Yeah I'm in with the dragons too
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>>465673
Alright now I have some fellow dragon bros!
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>>465664
And to you
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>>465667
we're just starting first turn is in which is this: >>465621
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>>465669
why goblins?
orcs are tastier target, then all side on this part of river will be ours
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One dragon from the dragon tribe, no longer content with hoarding riches, now crave the hoarding of power.

Through a campaign of relatively peaceful negotiations by dragon standards, he managed to become the Boss Dragon of the tribe, promising to protect the others' hoards and give them phat loot when the time comes
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The goblins started working out in their free time. Gotta get swole to show the tall assholes what's what, yeah.

Their efforts have paid off, no longer would they die in one hit.

Now they die in one and a half hit.

From an elf.
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>>465658
We need to expand the forest using our growth magic to please the tree god.
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>hippies ask some hippie gods
>everyone else fights within nation to be in power
>who cares about manlets lol
that proves that barbarian rock throwing culture is superior.
we get culture bonus.
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NEXT TURN start

Link your turns here.

AFTER consulting with your team, damnit.
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What should we do bext fellow dragons? I'm thinking we try to learn some magic of the earth or fire variety.
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We should probably invent a pickaxe now, so we can start farming
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>>465694
I think the dragon bros should play it safe and pray/learn from the dragon God. Elaborate on doctrine or just squire noice magics.
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Ok, so we decided on one eye, should we prank the pinkies?
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>>465702
When I say squire I mean Aquire.

Cause autocorrect
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>>465702
Maybe learn magics from the dragon god?
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>>465699
>Farming
For minerals of course I meant mining
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>>465694
We are too few, we musnt fight eachother. Let us solve our conflicts by smoking the ritual herbs of the Tree God!
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>>465642
so asking again
>so he'll keep searching and I can do new action next turn while scout searches?
I need to learn game mechanics dangit
do we get the bonus >>465691
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>>465703
prank the barbarians sounds like a fun plan, maybe something involving the dragons too?
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>>465686
We need more swole, but we should either try to increase population growth each turn or start with minning efforts by start digging with rocks or to take a turn to make pick axes. I want to eventually get better training equipment and potions to make swolling easier, like protein shakes with more alchemy.
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Hello other Dragon how are we going to find more riches the other tribes don't look like they have any thing worth taking so should we start mining for gold or what?
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>>465713
We could steal their lioncloths
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>>465713
Yeah make it seem the barbarians are messing with the dragons?
I know leave human eggshells, human lay eggs right?
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>>465712
If you want him to keep searching then you must spent this turn's action to have him keep searching.

No rock throwing culture because you haven't implement that as a culture yet, if you want to then you must spent this turn's action doing at.

And you are also not the chief, because you haven't spent an action becoming a chief. There is currently no chief. Or rock throwing.
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>>465712
Dunno mang, I think we only get one action. What do you propose, chief?
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>>465715
I dig that. Think we should use a turn for pickaxe since it will make mining much faster later on
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>>465718
Get a name mang
>>465707
So what are we doing this turn? I say we get magic.
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>>465726
I guess we should implement rock throwing culture then, otherwise we'll lag behind others.
You get to test if that was actually a wind. Or we can go diplomatically and just do arm wrestling rolling.
Rock throwing will be great range attack technology tho.
>>465723
I blame Civ V.
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>>465711
Screw that peace crap.
All the other races are filthy savages.
We must expand the forest and please the tree god so that we can get more magic.
We can smoke when they're all dead.
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>>465722
I think they do, maybe we can pursue a dragon to hoard those little humans I've seen before.
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>>465742
Ow that sounds complicated, why not just find egg shells and paint them human color.
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>>465740
No I mean to solve disputes with other elves, man. Fuck the other savages.
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>>465728
Sure. A rock on a stick, while primitive as a pick, is much more effective than say a rock when mining and is doable by us.
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>>465754
If other's agree I'll put it down.
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>>465750
Dont forget to put a baby skull ontop of them
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>>465750
that sounds way easier, yeah let's try that.
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>>465756
I agree
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>>465754
as a new-fag-midget, i shall agree.
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>>465694

Ok let's do that, we'll sneak into the human camp steal some egg shells and baby skull to take and leave at a dragon treasure horde to appease our orc god.
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>>465770
Genius
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>>465694
Goblin tech: try to craft a pickaxe using a sturdy rock tied to a stick using sting, vines, or entrails.
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>>465770
>>465694
linking the turn
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>>465694
Also paint the egg shell human colors
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>>465752
Then let's get some drugs!
I'll put it down as our action.
>>465694
Can we try and research drugs and medicinal herbs and stuff?
So herbalism I guess.
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>>465738
Mhh, what about using sticks as weapons?
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>>465694
develop rock throwing culture. You can decide important questions with it, via rolling d10 (such as becoming a chief).
It also unlocks ranged attack for every barbarian and boosts overall strength of the nation due constant exercises.
That's our turn. Unless >>465726 disagrees, cause he seems away.
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>>465781
Sounds like a plan.
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>>465785
oh, here you are.
sticks are close range weapon, we can use fists instead. while having range attack may help in future.
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>>465694
None of the dragons are responding. If they dont start replying use this as our turn.

Seeking more power we offer an offering to the dragon god so we can learn Fire magic.
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>>465786
Ah well, I agree then. Uncultured elves will never understand the refined arts of rock-throwing
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>>465786
turn confirmed
>>465795
we just use elves' own sticks to shove them up their asses if they go all hippie on us. I doubt we'll need technology for that action.
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>>465798
Alright! F-Y-H! F-Y-H!
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>>465792
Supporting. Sorry I'm reading on the archives, lost track of time.
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>>465804
Ok then, I thought you keeled over and died on me.
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The human barbarians have decided to adopt rock throwing to settle debates. Sometimes one guy would just throw the rock into the face of the other guy instead though. It's a developing system.
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The elves, with their ancient forest knowledge, collected herbs and plants to make medicine. They succeeded after many tries, creating a herbal concoction that numbs the pain when digested and numbs the brain when inhaled.
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>>465810
fuck yeah rocks
>>465803
so, deciding chief (which may take a turn), or running without one until we get into disagreement, in that case we'll then throw rock via d10 and the furthest result wins argument?
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The dragons called out to their God, hoping to learn some magic. After questioning why would they need fire magic when they already breathe fire, their God agreed to grant them some magic with the condition that each of them sacrifice half their hoard to him.

After the Boss Dragon persuaded them, violently, they gave their god their treasures and were granted Fireball. Now they can shoot a fireball from their hands in addition to their fire breathe for double the fire.
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>>465816
I say lets go without Chief for awhile. Gotta use our new culture somehow
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>>465820
Ah yeah now we burn people in 3 directions at once! Now we need to find loot though.
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One of the goblins, tired of excavating the cave he's living with smacking a rock against a wall repeatedly, had a bright idea of tying the rock to a stick with REDACTED and created a pickaxe.

After sharing his discovery with the rest, the goblins can now mine for materials.
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>>465816
Also we should learn to either set traps or get hunting equipment so we can hunt and shit, whatcha think?
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Fuck, all the races look pretty cool in this one so I'm gonna wait it out and join in once i have a favourite
Although fuck elves, unless you go all SJW and allow shit like tree/elf marriages and shit
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>>465829
Let's start mining and shit!
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>>465822
gotcha.
what do then?
exploring nearby places for resources?
trying to get new settlement again?
build a shrine to please barbarian god (and then later be used for sacrificing orcs)
just fuck neighbors shit up by throwing rocks? Cause I get a feeling orcs are up to no good
>>465830
can we try throwing rocks at animals instead?
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>>465829
Nice. So should we focus on mining now or start increasing population? Or maybe something else?
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>>465837
If we get shiny stuff for our hordes we may be able to do the deal you brought up earlier. Need to refill our hordes you see.
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>>465824
I see 4 options personally

-use tunneling and fire to create a massive under mountain citadel, cause why not
-develop draconian martial arts, cause why not
-elect a seer to commune with the dragon God and create magics, should be a wizard dragon pope basically
-send out a party of draconian adventurers to scour the land for adventure and loot
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AND NOW, THE ORCS ATTEMPT TO SNEAK INTO THE HUMAN BARBARIANS' SETTLEMENT

ORC PLAYERS, REPLY TO THIS POST AND ROLL 1d100 TO SEE IF YOU SUCCEED OR NOT. THE HIGHEST ROLL WILL BE THE ONE PICKED

Results criteria:
0-49: extreme failure
50-89: failure
90-100: success
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>>465837
Ok, let's start mining like crazy, getting rich and swole in the process
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Can I join in?
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>465847
Come my orc brethren
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>>465853
Which race my man
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>>465853
Sure, which team you want senpai?
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>>465856
Shit
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>465847
let's do this
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>465847
let's do dis
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>465847
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>>465845
Let's see what kind of deals can be made
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I would like to be a manlet. Manlets seem fun.
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>>465852
>>465839
Alright, lets try hunting with rocks, if that doesnt work we develop some dank tools. And lets get some Adventure Time going by exploring the lands to the east next
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>>465846
I'm not sure how willing dragons would be to just dig for a long time. Maybe we can get the gobbos for that. Seer is also good for more op dragon magic. Not sure about the adventurerers since our pop is so low and they might get lost.
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>>465790
We should probably ask tree god to give us the art of combining magic with throwing plants and crap in a bowl and mixing it so we can get alchemy.
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>>465873
Alright, I think there's a slot left, welcome gobbo
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>orcs thinking they can go unnoticed by our scout with those rolls
ha ha ha
>>465839
can we throw a rocks on them now?
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>>465875
Whoops, one quote does not belong in there.
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>>465879
Yay. Me happy.
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>>465867
>>465865
>>465864
>>465856
we tried
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>>465877
Alright so we are going for wizard dragon pope? Smartest of all dragons, commuter of the scaled one, and master of magical mayhem?
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>>465885
can't say I really did.
But now we're going to be in conflict with the humans, that's good!
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>>465875
hmm. we need to chose something one.
1) developing hunting with rocks to get more food
2) fuck orcs with rocks
3) develop tools to make better rocks
4) finding adventures on our asses
each one of these I think will take whole turn.
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>>465885
The plan was waterproof. How could we have failed
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Just a question, do we live like the typical fantasy goblin, as in, large underground cave cities?
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The orcs attempted to sneak into the Human settlement!

But sadly a huge green dude is not a good choice for stealth, they were discovered before being able to evens et foot inside the settlement and got rocks thrown at them for their troubles.

Luckily their thick skulls withstood their rain o rocks and none died during the retreat. But now the humans are more suspicious of them.
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>>465878
Sure, but if stuff goes wrong with that someone may die, and right now even the gobbos could swarm us. I say we use our alchemy to encourage babby making. How about that?
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>>465403
Human Barbarians right here.
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>>465891
Everybody is at the dumbass, tribal stage. No cities for anybody.

Unless you make it happen.
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>>465871
Perhaps in return for loot and tunnel digging you can just point us at stuff to wreck and generaly keep you guys from being bullyed by other races.
>>465886
Dragon pope sounds good, with luck he'll make some better fure magic. We can do that this turn.
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>>465890
Seems our God didn't want us to prank them.
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>>465892
maybe we should try the asking the goblins for help with sneaking, they're basically small green dudes, we've got so much in common already
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>>465897
Ok. Are dumbasses who live in small, underground cave tribes?
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>>465847
I think 2 actions a turn would get things in motion faster

Maybe give everyone the regular action and then an extra type of action depending on their race to show their differences more
Like orcs and the humans could get a bonus regular action as they are the warriors
Elves and drags as magic creatures get an extra culture rolls
Manlets get an extra tech

Because otherwise whats happened in the past is players begin to completely neglect culture and fun options which result in the races eventually becoming pretty stale
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>>465903
Yes
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>>465889
Yea in hindsight 1 sounds like the most logical choice

>>465885
>>465888
>>465890
GO HOME GREEN PIGU
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>>465901
Ask for help? From little greens? We take help!
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>>465894
We don't even have alchemy only herbalism.
That does give me an idea.
We should research aphrodisiac plants.
So our elves can get it on more!
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>>465907
I actually like that idea.
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>>465892
Trees are green.
What if we hide ourselfs behind trees and slowly creep up at them, and if they notice us, we throw the trees at them
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>>465898
That sounds cool to me. I mean we are pretty weak right now and could use some protection. We still have better tech though. How would we split the loot?
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>>465913
we could also try scouting, and get some fat loot perhaps.
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Orc God caused orcs to fail as he looks down upon sneaky actions.

NEXT TURN starts. Reply to this post with your next turn. And because I'm a glutton for punishment, let's implement what >>465907 said.

NOW THAT EACH TRIBES HAVE SETTLED IN, THEY GET 2 ACTIONS PER TURN. THE FIRST ONE IS WHICHEVER OF THE THREE ACTIONS. THE EXTRA ONE IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH TRIBE:
-Humans and Orcs get an extra regular action
-Elves and Dragons get an extra culture action
-Gobbos get an extra tech action
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>>465917
Yes we must learn to throw trees.
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>>465909
>Yea in hindsight 1 sounds like the most logical choice
yeah. agree on that. people need food to grow.

Our turn then - using perfected rock throwing technology, we now can throw big rocks accurately enough to kill small to medium sized animals via badass headshots (from rabbit to deers and such).
Question is how rock throwing technology develops - via sheer power (throwing BIGGER rocks) or speed (developing slingshot)?
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If we scream and holler while sneaking surely Orc God will smile upon us. I think that's something to think about.

also if we ran into people instead of tip toeing, the sneaking would be faster
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I think learning shroomology would be a good idea. Shrooms like caves, and so do we. Also they are not tall. Shrooms are good.
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>>465922
Appoint draconian seer. The smartest of the dragons to oversee religion and magics

Also send an emissary to the gobbos to see if they want to dig and develope our mountain in exchange for protection and possibly some draconian mutations... Or whatever else really floats your boat man, we just want good deals goyim
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>>465898
>>465931
Pretty sure this is what you were going for right anon?
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>>465928
I feel if we throw green trees at them while doing it our God will be happy as well.
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>>465897
What player slots are open senpai?
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>>465926
regular action - look for settlement near hunting grounds or build a shrine?
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>>465926
Developing slings and slingshots sounds like a good idea.
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>>465926
I'd say speed, so we can actually hunt. Time is crucial in the great game of life
Also we have one more regular action, wanna use that for a new settlement or adventure timez?
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>>465936
I think, elves

And mayyyybe one dragon
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>>465928
>>465935

just come barging right in, sounds like fun, since we've got two actions now should we use one to establish more of a village? maybe wooden walls or something.
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>>465931
>>465934
Yeah this'll work, gobbos would help a bunch with their numbers.
>>465918
Not realy splitting more of we get payed to be your muscle.
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>>465935
Along with the trees, we can throw in some of our own orcs.
We're both green so they wont notice it
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>>465942
let's go with slingshot development and settlement then. Confirm turn?
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>>465939
We could look for new places to settle, or maybe we refine our rock throwing ways to whoever kills beasts with the fewest number of rocks is in charge?
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>>465922
If they don't reply then the elves research aphrodisiacs and encourage more sexing and baby making.
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>>465944
just punch mud until it looks like a hut.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>465941
Ayy we got one more human 'ere. Lets test how good you are at throwing rocks first.
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>>465944
Easy we don't want to be a heritics here, walls sounds like new technology, trees are made for throwing.
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>>465914
I like that idea.
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>>465943
Tree Niggers it is

>We need more elves, let's fuck
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Any other manlets here atm?
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>>465898
If you have that kind of say over your people, then I'd agree. We'd give you a percentage of what we find for protection and ect..
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So we use our regular action to mine? Since we have a tech left should we keep advancing our mining tools?
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>>465952
>>465953
Alright, turn confirmed
>develop slingshots
>create new settlement to the east
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>>465951
My orc god..... yes! YES!
WE SHOULD DEVELOP TREE THROWING AND ORC THROWING, AND LOUD SNEAKING!
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I thought tech could be shroomology. For food and other things. >>465966
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>>465968
loud sneaking and orc throwing, I can get behind this
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>>465929
I'd like the idea of tech is shrimp testing which can help lead to alchemy which leads to buff potions and explosives. Also let's mine
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>465953
hey there new guy
let's throw some rocks as greeting

but for now - we seem in agreement what to do then, I'm confirming the turn
>>465922
1st action : rock throwing culture allows us to develop slingshots. Rocks hit harder, faster, and with more accuracy. Also allowing us to hunt small and medium animals, via bloody slowmo headshots
deciding of important matters still works via regular throwing with hands
2nd action : look for a place for a new settlement, preferably near hunting grounds. Look at the east (if that wasn't where we looked before).
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>>465968
Trees are for hugging and building houses in! Not lobbing!
Bloody orks. They dont even have lettuce-induced orgies!
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>>465965
Noice.

Are Jewish dragons a thing?
Well they share are now boys.
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>>465975
shrimp testing?
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>>465970
Let's, tech:shroomology
Action: mine for stuff.
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>>465922
Help me out guys, we want to learn tree throwing orc throwing and loud sneaking.
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>>465980
Shroomology. Typo
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>>465987
yes yes yes
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>>465986
I'm ok with that
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>>465977
Next Round we should use our summon vine magic to make the forests impossible to enter for any savage.(We may not be able to leave but it's not like we need to yet.)
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Yeah. I think all the midgets agree.
Tech: SHROOMS (can we get hallucination-inducing shrooms? That would be fun.
and mine more.
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>orc mimicking our superior rock throwing culture
aw, so cute.
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>>465992
>Impossible to enter
>Whats fire
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>>465977
You should learn to hug us, we green like tree
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>>465997
You really want to war dragons?

I don't think you want a war.
Filthy Savage.
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>>465922
>>465931
Oh yeah op does diplomacy take an action? Or is it free. Cause if it's free then I'd like to have the second option being creating a martial art that works for dragons and takes advantage from the tail and shit.

>>465997
Unless if you got a better idea of course.
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>>466005
>Implying you scrawny elves can even climb up our mountains without getting tired
>>466007
Every civ game I've been in diplomacy took a action.
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>>465992
>Impossible to enter
>Whats rock-throwing
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>>465922
Ok, so we mine and develope shroomology (for foods and fun times)
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>>466007
It's not

But there's gonna be a little minigame for both sides to determine who gets the better deal though.


That is, if the both sides have one actions agreeing to diplomacy

If one side doesn't, then there's no dimplomacy

I'm a dick
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>>465922
Goblins
Action: mine
Tech: shroomology
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>>465992
But then how could we protect the other trees from the savages?
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>>466020
Wow, so this is a pretty isolationist system then? Alright I can deal with it. Kinda sucks a bit tho.

Thanks for clarifying anyway.
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>>466015
we'll just develop FIRE-ROCK throwing if those fags will keep being hippies
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>>466020
Okay, Our deal with the dragons will have to wait 'till next turn I guess. Unless we want to skip shrooms. I don't personally.
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>>466026
Oh and since the goblins didn't have "reply to dragon's offer" this turn, it'll have to be next turn.
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>>466000
O-ork? B-but you are a savage!
H-how could I deny those dubtrips though?
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>>466020
Wow, so do we change one action to diplomacy now? I think we should wait to next turn
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>>466033
>>466029
Guess that answers it
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>>466024
Good point.
Then we need more numbers.
And wind magic to go with our bows.
So we have to pray to tree god after this.
(And maybe soon we can have a tree hugging holiday)
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>>466036
Too late, the turns are already in. Lets do it next turn and dont leave us hanging so we dont waste another action.
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>>466029
We should first get stuff to trade.
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>>466034
Our penis is also barbed like rose stem.
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>>466024
So we research Aphrodisiacs and have the elves sex this turn then next turn we have them pray for wind magic and practice bow stuff?
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>>466044
So actions for this turn are?
Action 1: Aphrodisiac Herbs
Cultural Bonus: ???

I suggest a culture of polyamory so we get maximum breeding.
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>>466045
Fuck we wasted diplomacy? Alright that's it you stupid mantlet niggers, one strike on the grudge wall for you.
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>>466045
Yeah, we'll do it next turn. Goblin's promise
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Just a question. Do we as manlets have any chance in a military confrontation?
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>>466056
Agreed we need more tree huggers.
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>>466059
Other than diplomacy next turn are we doing the draconic fighting style or something else?
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>>466052
Sure.
Have we even invented the bow yet? I think that should come after the babby making.
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One of the humans, after getting hit by a rock during a rock throwing session, got the bright idea of tying pieces of his loincloth to a Y-shaped stuck he found nearby and sued it to shoot rocks.

This new, revolutionary technology was the talk of the tribe for a while. But some consider it to be "casual shit"

The settler continues to search for a....settlement. NOW BARBARIANS, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO ROLL FOR RESULTS. Roll 1d100

0-9: extremely terrible results, like unleashing an ancient evil terrible
10-29: accidentally wander into orc territory and get killed
30-69: find jackshit
70-89: find a normal place for a settlement
90-100: find a great place for a settlement

>>466056
your cultural this turn is already encouraged breeding
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>>466059
You should probably channel that anger towards op. Makes things easier
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>>466027
>throwing fire rocks
jesus fucking christ, that sounds criminal.
but i want it sometime in the future
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>>466045
Sure. We just don't have the prescious metals or good at the moment to trade.
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>>466067
Unless if you can think of something better let's roll with it. Since electing the seer is a cultural option lets just use our action to make dragons strong as fuck
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>466069
okay scout, if you fuck this shit up, you'll be the next practice target
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New Dragon here if I may join.I think diplomacy with the goblins is the best choice
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>>466068
We have bows.
We always did we're elves.
We also have clothes and houses not made of mud or in a cave cause we're not Filth
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>>466069
I got this famalam
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>>466077
god fucking dammit
I bet that scout name is Mark
>>466071
I prefer word "radical"
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>>466077
>>466084
fug
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>>466082
It's already set in bro, can't do nothin bout it. It's a wasted action if they choose not to talk.
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>>466077
Maybe if you had a cool tree god helping you you'd have found something, but that's none of my bussiness.
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>>466076
Were already swole as fuck. So no need for that. So dragon martial arts as a culture it is with diplomacy with gobbos as our normal action it is then.
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>>466096
Yeah but they have to accept diplomacy too tho right?
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>>466077
Sadly once again he didn't find anything.

Barbarian God looks upon the tribe with disaproval
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>>466067
I think overall goal should be getting more dragons so lets try to make the tribe fuck
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>>466086
You know what, this whole new settlement stuff isnt working in our favour. Lets go fuck some elf bitches instead
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>466095
fuck off, hippie
have this rock
>>466103
we need to rape elven women to get his approval
I blame Mark
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>>466108
I dunno we gotta make a convincing reason to do that. Well actually dragons are animals too so yeah it might work. Let's save that for an action.
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>>466101
They said they'd do it so if they bail out on us again were raiding their asses.
>>466108
At the moment were OP as fuck and no one has any real weapons they can use on us so I think were good even weth our liw pop
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>>466111
>>466112
Can't rape the willing
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>>466111
>Lets go fuck some elf bitches instead
hey, great minds throw rocks and think same things together.

so what our actions will be then

regular 2nd action - raid elves, steal their woman to increase population of our tribe
forcefully

what will be the first action I wonder.
build a temple out of rocks to get better luck aka better roll chances of our god?
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>>466123
We can't mate with the savages.
And only will consider it if they switch to tree god and live in forests.
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The elves, riding on the success of their medicinal herbs, started developing a sort of aphrodisiac. The elven council also officially endorsed breeding because the tribe needs more people.

The aphrosidiac was created, but at first it didn't work too well because the tree-based drug caused the elves to start fucking the trees instead. Then the other elves were too high to do anything.

Afterwards, the proper drug was made so that the elves would get aroused by eachother instead. But then the males kept mistaking other males for females. Because elves.

After about 15 cases of mistaken anal invasion, some actual couples were finally found and the elves got a slight population increase
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>>466111
>>466112
>trips
>hivemind
Yo dude I think we got our action for the new turn
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>>466112
>elf
>women
We reproduce via photosyntesis you ignorant troglodyte.
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>>466130
>implying your opinion will matter
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so just read all the update posts. How many other Gobo players are there?
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>>466136
we'll find some if we try
japanese media from future can't be wrong
>>466132
so raid and temple building then?
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>>466130
You give us trees for throwing we protect knife ear ladies from being raped. Of couse we need lady elf for sacrafuck every week to please orc god.
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The orcs developed a complex sneaking sytem. They run full speed at the thing they want to sneak to and loudly announce that they're sneaking. The target would usually be too confused to react in time.

After seeing the barbarians throwing rocks, not to be outdone, the orcs started throwing themselves instead.

2 orcs died to develop this new technology.
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Ready for battle, sir.

Or bargaining for tade. I dunno.
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Actually guys I got a plan of sorts.

So next thingermebob we need an action to speak with gobbos. So imma propose instead of using the culture for breeding we take a book from the humans and set up a secluded area in the mountains specifically there for the seer to live and comunicate with the scaled one.
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Can I vote for what the gobos can do this turn?
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>>466143
Not sure. Maybe two or three others besides ourselves
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The dragons appointed a seer to oversee the religious proceedings and magical undertakings. This wise dragon has sway over the tribe second only to the Boss Dragon.

Taking notice of the little green creatures living beneath their mountains, the dragons send an emissary to talk to them.

Sadly the goblins did not open the door when the dragon knocked.

Rude.
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We already decided. sry.>>466163
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>>466145
Yea, sounds like a solid plan matey
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>>466163
What do you want to do
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>>466161
Books dont exist yet, or paper.
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The Goblins, with their newfound pickaxes, started mining. They have uncovered various precious materials.

During the process, one goblin saw a colorful looking mushroom and ate it.

Basic shroomology was then discovered, as in what kind of mushroom you shouldn't eat.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>466159
throw a rock new guy
also we don't have hats, only skulls
I hope you are better than Mark

ok with turn plan? >>466129

>>466171
let's wait a bit for a new guy to respond, if not, will confirm turn in 10-15 min
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>>466145
In hindsight, lets not raid. Lets just go there and ask them if they wanna party over the weekend. Female elves only, of course.
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>>466178
We should figure out that you can use bones as weapons and -then- try to raid the elves.
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>>466178
>first not 9 rock throw roll
GODS FORSAKEN US
NEED TO PLEASE GODS
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>>466172
Have us find mushrooms that can be made into a dust resistant suit. That way we look suave. Also invent crossbows or normal bows. Have the gobos instead of whatever way they were mining have them mine in a way it makes like an underground fortress.

Any of those.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>466178
Alright.

>>466159
Sup familia
Wanna check my sick rock throwing skillz?
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>>466183
we can always throw some skulls, filled with rocks.
>>466182
that's sounds more for diplomatic action, and that will require their agreement, and will consume action
let's please god by good old violence
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So 1 action is talking to dragons, what about the other?
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>>466183
Seconded
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TURN 3 ENDED
TURN 4 Starts

Reply to this post with your tribe's actions this turn


>>466189
Sick throwin brah
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>>466193
bows.
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>>466177
So are we replying to this post op?
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the weekly BBQ routine henceforth includes an orgy that is approved and led by the priest
you ok with that, fellow dragons?
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>>466177
I suggest we contact the dragons, and work out an arrangement. They get a portion of our excavations in exchange for protection.
Also, tech should be expanding shroomology, starting alchemy with shroomology, or better tools.
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>>466192
Fine, alright.
Its just that I wanted a qt elf waifu for real, with maybe a tiny bit of handholding

>>466183
Maybe somewhen in the future, right now we need to please the gods and fuck some elf bitches
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>>466177
Orcs we need to learn tree throwing, seems we may have to make a pact with elves. We protect them from barbarians we get trees?
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>>466136
>>466123

We need to Research plants we can make into poison.
Our culture should be having men and women wear different clothes.
Men:Pants
Women:Short Grass skirts
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Nvm my stupidity

So dragons are definitely going to go talk to gobbos bout deals

Then we are going to use culture to fuck? How is that going to work?
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>>466211
Very well. I have just the skulls for these occasions!
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>>466193
since that is our regular action, the remaining action is tech. I suggest basic mechanics. So we can build very basic traps. I mean very basic, so tripwires and stuff like that. Maybe tripwires connected to stones. also other mechanics.
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>>466206
No, THIS one >>466202
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>>466216
>>466207
see my post
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>>466213
maybe we should bench press trunks first, so that wemay throw them properly
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>>466216
Maybe use the other dragons orgy idea. Or elect a brood mother that is wife if boss dragon that handles baby making.
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>>466205
>>466209
So do we go alchemy, weapons or tools? My vote goes for alchemy cuz the whole shrooms thing interests me
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>>466183
also you didn't roll in crucial for nation time, I don't like you
>>466189
you are getting better at rock throwing. You are having best influence on this turn decision, so you can overrule it if you do not disagree
>>466211
so yeah, I'm doing final turn confirmation? Or you still want to change stuff cause of m4d r0ck throwing skillz?
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>>466232
I vote alchemy, and I take back the mechanics. Maybe another times.
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>>466202
Alright my brothers are smart as fuck

BBQ will extend into an orgy overseen by the seer, cause culture man

And we gotta talk to the gobbos.

This is what the dragons want baby.
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>>466202
>>466214
ALLRIHGT LADS LISTEN UP
The Humans are growing increasingly rapey since their women are ugly af. We have to defend ourselves. I say we either invent the bow and arrow/upgrade our current ones OR make our vine magic more murdery.
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>>466226
We do need trees first to do so
Should we talk to knife ears
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>>466232
Lets do shrooms first then we find out the deadly ones, turn them into poison, invent traps that use the poison.


So I reply to that one post about my vote? cause I vote for shroom
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>>466227
choose what you like i thik we can agree on a way to culturally fuck. reply to OP pls
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>>466226
this, bench press trees, bench press wimmin, bench press rocks.
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>>466233
Nah, its k. Looks like we are on board with this decision,
>raid elven settlement and kidnap some grills
>build a shrine to increase overall faith in our god, the Brock
yeah?
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I think most midgets agree with shrooms and the dragon deal.
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>>466233
Are we supposed to roll for rock throwing every time we suggest a turn action? I'm still trying to figure this stuff out man.
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>>466242
Sounds good, with luck we get more dragons and they dont find the orgy too wierd.
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>>466248
>>466226
Ok frog witch you made suggestion you make call good. I leave to you and your ribbit magic.
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>>466250
Yeah. Sounds good to me.
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>>466253
For barbarians only, roll 1d10 among yourselves whenever you disagree on something. The one with the higher roll gets his idea picked.

If you don't disagree then there's no need.
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>>466253
Nah, its just a cultural thing atm
Unless we get into a real argument (which hasnt happened so far) then we would use rock throwing to decide shit.
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>>466244
I say we research using poison plants so we can dip our arrows in it and have a culture that encourages training with bows so we go from good with bow to Aimbot.
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>>466251
Yeah, I think we can lock in
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>>466253
I didnt know that either. This thread moves fast.

But it should be okay since we arnt arguing.
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>>466264
Seconded
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>>466257
>all those skull-hats
Hey man, can I have one of your collections? The snapback one looks hella sick
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>>466202
1st action : building a temple for our god Brock out of the finest rocks we can find. That pleases the god and our successful rolls for second action are easier to get.
2nd action : we raid Elves, with goal of snatching their women to improve our nation's grow. Forcefully.

>>466250
yep, but I decided to change the order, maybe having temple before raiding will increase chances of success
>>466253
other replies. it also a greetings for new guys. cause I said so.
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>>466264
We have to invent the bows first. The only ones who have even developed spears and shit are the midgets.
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>>466273
Nah nigga. I EARNED my hats by killin mad bitches.

Nah. I keed. Have one. But! I want your old hat in trade.
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>>466281
We already have bows OP mentioned it early in the thread.
We got them cause elves are old af.
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>this whole thread
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>>466281
We already have bows, look at our pic.
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>>466256
>>466226
second action scouting?
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>>466202
>>466226
What frog witch says
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>>466284
Oh right.
Okay then, poison arrows it is. Them round ears wont tame our wymyn without a fight
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>>466278
Yea makes sense to switch those two actions.

>>466283
Sure, but please take good care of it, it belonged to my Uncle Johnny
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>>466285
>this post
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>>466285
Like what you see?
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>>466291
Yeah
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>>466293
That's only one action
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>>466298
Op you wouldn't happen to be the op for submarine quest too?
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>>466202
Goblins talk to dragons and upgrade shroomology (alchemy)
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>>466303
Along with scouting please
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>>466304
ye
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>>466304
He obviously is. Look at that shitty art.
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>>466202
We research poison plants.
We also encourage the hell out of practicing shooting bows.
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>>466308
You hurt me , I must now go cry in a corner
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So manlets do you have an idea for what we do next turn?
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>>466308
Nigga, his art is superb
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>>466307
I dont think OP as the boat guy I think of himn as the sun guy.

>tfw OP isnt the guy who made the "its the sun I dont have to explain shit" meme
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>>466320
But I am
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>>466320
he'll always stay Hitman adventure guy for me
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>>465892
any open orc spots left?
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ii-Orc-no-Hi/Ch-001-Read-Online?id=199276
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>>466308
What should we do next turn? I say we expand our caves into a proper mountain citadel now.
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>>466321
you'll always be my fellow sun guy
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>>466291
Hey orcs I gotta go for a while I'll be back in like 6 hours.
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>>466328
i think we should build defenses first. destroy all paths up and down the mountain so flying is the only way
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>>466321
Rest in peace sun tribe you beautiful bastards

SUNBROS WW@
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>>466338
alright!
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>>466340
Suns 4ever bby
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>>466296
Dont worry. Your Johnny is safe with the rest of them.

>>466278
As long as i get some elvish hats, I'm in.
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>>466339
But then gobbos can't come up to do shit for us as part of the deal if we break the roads.
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>>466350
They will be able to access through tunnels. Duh.
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>>466347
>As long as i get some elvish hats, I'm in.
you can have all of them you can find
just no flower hippie bullshit
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>>466354
But they live all the way at the bottom, it'll take ages to make a tunnel system that big.
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>>466305
>>466202
I agree to diplomacy this turn and messing with shrooms for drugs.
By chance did you participate in adventure civ as someone?
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TURN 4 HAPPENIN

The humans built a shrine to their god in an attempt to appease him so he'll give them better rolls. The barbarian god could not be reached for comment at this time.

Now, Barbarians! ROLL 1d100 TO RAID THE ELVES

0-9: astronomical failure
10-29: terrible failure
30-79: failure
80-100: success

Elves have homefield advantage

>>466365
I was "Asshole who stared at the sun too long" in Opee's civ threads
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>466367
OUR PRAYERS AND VIOLENCE WILL REACH HIM
also being horny helps
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>>466367
Culture segments are getting a bit big, gonna switch them up in a tree thing like Opee did?
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>>466370
Or just decrease font size
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>>466359
Its a COLLECTION!
I need at least one. ONE hippy bullshit hat!
Or Ill take a wimynelf with the largest hat for a twofer
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>>466368
okay turns out
GODS FORSAKEN ME
for sure this time
I'm growing into atheist.
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>>466368
nice rolls barbarian scum
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>>466372
Yeaaaaaaaaaaah but tree looks much nicer so i was fishing for that
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>>466368
My... my haaaaats!
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>>466368
Heh.
>>466367
What a quest that was. I was "Tree Tribe Chef"
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>>466377
I blame Mark
also you failed like 4 times just to steal some eggs
I'm alone now
>>466373
roll dem rolls or no hat for anyone!!!!
EVERYONE NEEDS TO ROLL
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>466367
For hats and wooomennnnn
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>>466377
Hey orcs we'll give any trees that fall naturally if you can use your savageness against the Filthy humans.

Orcs>Humans that try and rape your wymyn.
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>>466367
Ayyy, you sunbros bailed us out when the giants fucked our shit up.
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>>466384
fucking voodoo, that's what it is.
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>>466368
They loosing so badly gave me an idea.
We shouldnt waste anything we kill. So I say we eat our fallen enemies and make their bones into weapons and armour.
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Hugh Mann... Daramir?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>466368
NOOOO
ILL SAVE THIS
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>>466368
Living near the shallow part of the river, the barbarians made a raiding party and entered the elven forest.

Sadly they were unfamiliar with the woods and got half of their party killed for their troubles.

Yikes
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>>466402
all hope is lost.
fug
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>>466403
okay, we'll need thickier skulls next time. and overall an armour.
or just muscle up enough to be not affected by arrows
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>>466409
I will begin a hat trade... maybe thicker hats... or... BODY HATS!
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The orcs found some dead tree trunks around their camp and started lifting them as exercises. If they want proper trees then they'll need to get to the elven forest. Which means either crossing the deep part of the river or get pass the humans.

NOW ORCS! Roll 1d100 for scouting.
0-9: terrible encounter
10-29: bad encounter
30-59: other tribe encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-100: good encounter

Ya know, to ahve less confusion, let's have the deciding roll be the highest roll in 4 minutes since the firsl rolling reply
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>>466409
>>466417
Welp. Lets raid the orcs next, Ive always found women with fangs pretty kinky
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okay, we lost population in unsuccessfull raid.
what do
>>466428
they are more suitable target, yeah. if anything we can make few useful slaves too.
but we currently have less population than them, will another raid be a smart decision?
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>>466428
You couldnt raid us you wont be able to raid the greenies.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>466425
lets do this
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>>466425
one roll per id please?
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>>466435
>>466425
OH SHIT
GO ORC BROTHERS GO
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>>466435
that's a great roll! this will please our god
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>>466439
Well yeah, of course.
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>>466435
voodoo I tell you
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>>466441
THE GOBO KING HAS BETRAYED US BROTHERS! HE HAS ALLIED WITH THE ORCS WITHOUT OUR CONSENT!
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>>466428
No more fighting. We build tougjer hats for survival!
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>>466432
Tbh I think we should create a hunting party as our normal action to increase pop count a bit, and our 2nd action should be some exploring to the south
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>>466447
I'M SIMPLY GIVING COMMENTARY
I THOUGHT THEIR ROLL WAS NICE
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>>466435
PRAISE THE ORC GODS
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>>466449
how creating a hunting party will increase population?

>>466443
OP - how do we grow population? Does excess of food helps?
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>>466447
Any unwanted gobbos we will graciously take so they can be apart of our lunch.
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>>466435
fug
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>>466435
The orcs scouted the mysterious unexplored areas of the barbarian lands.

And found a Giant Boar! Chief One Eye managed to tame it and now uses it as his personal mount.

>>466458
Yes, and copulation. Probably easier than trying to get other tribes to pop out babies for you.
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The elf practiced archery and studied poisonous plants.

They now aim better and have knowledge of which plant is lethal or not.

1 elf died in the making of this turn.
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>>466468
What is the point of living if you can't spend it with your elf waifu
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>>466468
>other tribes to pop out babies for you.
it was worth a try
>>466449
>>466448
okay then. I agree on hunting party and exploration
so 1st action - creating a hunting party of best warriors to create surplus of food supplies?
2nd will be exploring the north - but for what exactly? just scouting or new settlement?
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>>466480
So you can breed with your own kind first to get a bigger army so you can then capture elf waifus.

Nevermind what I said.
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>>466483
Maybe we find some cool stuff
Maybe we all die
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The dragons change the weekly BBQ night to include orgies in the menu.

It hasn't been well received for the moment as dragons hoard everything, even their semen so they aren't inclined to share that yet.

Meanwhile, the dragon emissary to goblin caves have been welcomed in for negotiation
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>>466468
lets fuck some shit up with boar riders, preferably those pesky hoomans.
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>>466489
okay, let's wait for hat guy opinion
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The goblins continue to study the shrooms they found. A breakthrough is imminent if they keep this up.

Meanwhile, a dragon emissary ahs been found and was brought in for negotiation
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>>466500
What happens for the diplomacy minigame now?
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>>466483
1st action is fine, but defending ourselves is also priority.
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>>466493
Op. That literally makes zero fucking sense. If dragons are willing to swap trivial shit like food, then they can swap trivial shit like sex juices. Balancing is shit my man.
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>>466493
Dragon tribes pretty much a group of NEETS

They probably even have their own piss and semen bottles
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>>466493
Alright then, if we want to increase our number we will have to have forcefull impregnation by the boss dragon.
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>>466505
But no swapping of trivial shit like food has happened yet though
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>466504
I won't mind tough hats, but I think exploring right now is a better option
let's throw a d10 rocks to settle it, if I or >>466489 will get bigger roll than you, we go with exploration
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>>466294
>>466269
We should probably try to pray for water magic.
Water's a part of nature right?

Also our culture should encourage women to wear (ridiculously) short pants so that we can tell the difference.
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AND NOW, goblins and dragons. Please reply to this post with your terms and conditions for eachother
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I suggest we mine out houses for the dragons in exchange for protection and hugs.
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>>466522
UHHHH
PROVIDE US PROTECTION OH MIGHTY ONE
IN RETURN, WE'LL MINE RICHES LIKE GOLD AND SHIT FOR YOU
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>>466504
We need to find some stuff. Send out 5 barbaras to examine the area to our north, we cant waste our action on something like defending
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>>466522
Alright gobbos, we want loot and labourers in exchange that we basically smash stuff that you tell us to and protect you.
>>466527
Basically this.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>466493
Any Dragon wants my semen can fight me for it! If you lose, you will have to give me yours!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>466518
rolan for adventure timez
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orc bros, what shall we do, we should try and pillage someone to appease the orc god, we can use our sneaking, maybe we should try to make huge maces from the trees too, for extra punching.
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>>466522
>>466532
>>466527
WE'RE IN AGREEMENT THEN? THAT WAS EASY!
I have to shout because as you know, all goblins are manlets.
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>>466532
So whatever we mine we give half to you in exchange you protect us and basically become our army.

(my character tries to seduce the emissary. MANLET DRAGONS WHEN!?)
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>466551
Hol up little Manlet, first the others must agree also.
>>466533
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>466518
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>>466533
I... think there may be a problem with your baby making tactics...
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>>466527
>>466532
And now.

Dragons and Goblins roll 1d100 for persuasion check. Which side gets a number thats about oh I dunno, 10 points and up higher than the other gets the better version of the deal. If not then the deal is exactly as it's said

Of course, the highest number for each side gets picked.
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>>466553
>>466551
>>466554
Half would be good, otherwise we wouldn't have enough to sustain ourselves.
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>>466554
looks like i have to admit defeat. youll have my semen next BBQ, you miserable faggot.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>466567
BATTLE OF THE JEWS
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>466567
I, KING GOBBO, PROPOSE THIS DEAL 50/50!
Also, have our emissary seduce the dragon.
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What would dragon dudes think about having each of the 10 dragons form "Houses" that each hoard something different
Like Power
Gold
Knowledge (Librarians)
etc
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>466567
Rolling
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>>466551
I agree if it's around 25% if what we mine each month give directly to the leader dragon who controls the power and distribution of wealth.
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Goblins about to get jew'd
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>466567
Praying to the Jew covenant and the scaled one

Wait a minute we literally are Jew lizards. What the fuck.
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>>466560
nope, exploring it is then
better luck next time
I'll confirm the turn of hunting and exploring when negotiations will end. Unless you want to try to be a chief with another rock throw, or new guy which showed up twice will throw a rock too.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>466575
Second roll to see if I impregnate the female dragon emissary

DRAGON MANLET S WHEN
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>466567
I want in on this shit
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It seems the dragons are the bigger jews this time
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>466567
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>>466584
Nah. Im content with trying. Dont wanna dirty up the ol' collection
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>>466596
Literally
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>>466596
well, they do have bigger noses
the dragons are literally jewish
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>>466606
are we jews? are we robots? or even chads because of weekly BBQ orgy?!
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Please be gentle senpai dragon.
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Through intimidation and sneaky lizard wordings. The dragon emissary agreed to having the dragons protecting the goblins in exchange for 70% of all profits the goblins make.

Oh and it ate the one advisor trying to seduce it too.
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>>466620
fuggg
at least our population grows back quickly
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>>466620
Admiditly eating the seducer is a bit overboard. But hey they had it comin.

But yeah we're buds now, even if we did just Jew ya. Itsa promise.
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>>466620
Can we get a piggyback ride at least?
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>>466622
you guys are fucking like rabbits.
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>>466628
I guess it's nice to be working with ya now. May the future bring good fortune
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>>466615
>>466581
What do we do next turn guys? As culture maybe have the seer try to make our magic better via researching by using our superior dragon minds?
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>>466631
I would like an answer to this.

Oh we should make goblins riding dragons.
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AND NOW, TURN 5

Reply to this post with your turns
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>>466622
So this turn I suggest a social action of fucking like rabbits, big families are happy families or some shit.
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>>466644
OP can tree god give us water magic?
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>>466644
>>466654

Alright my gobbos, manlets. We need to either upgrade our shroomology since we're on the verge of making a breakthrough, or make a furnace so we can smelt ores.
I wanted the culture action to be appointing a goblin to King Gobbo.

Hmmm, we've got a lot of pop still. We could do that next turn.
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>>466640
Let's make bow's befor dragon riding midgets
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>>466639
I think we should either build a big citadel like you said or try to mine the mountain for more riches
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>>466657
Depends on his mood that day
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>>466658
Why not double tech shroomology turn.
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>>466658
why not both?

Use our tech turn on the shrooms and the normal turn on forges.
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>>466661
If you want we can do the citadel, we might be able too now that we have gobbos under our employment and if not were still strong enough to do it ourselves.
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voting for raiding the barbarians and try to scout again
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>>466644
>create a hunting party
>send 5 men into the north to explore the area
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>>466644
firstly, fuck you
anyway, barbarian turn as follows
1st action : Create hunting squad to provide our village with surplus of food. That stimulates population growth.
2nd action : Explore south of the village in hopes finding rare artifacts of old civilizations (aka coldgate) or new strategic resources. So basically time to find adventures on our asses.
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>>466668
If we could get some underground farms for shrooms, we could vastly increase our pop. I'll definitely agree to one tech action for it since we're on the verge of making a breakthrough.
Let's use the other tech action on making a forge.

>>466644
Tech: Forges to smelt ores
Tech: Advance our knowledge on shroomology
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I think shroomology. for a regular action, I dunno.
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>>466675
I vote we have orgies every month.
More sex = more births = more misscarrieges = more blood and death for the ork god
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>>466644
If none of the other elf bros come than we pray for water magics(filthy dragons) and culture so that women wear super short pants
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>>466658
I think the goblins are a democracy. The culture sheet says we have rights and goblin equality. I think we should be a democracy, not a monarchy.
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>>466672
okay, build a glorious citadel with the help of goblin scu... *cough* guestworkers
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>>466684
sounds like a good idea, and since we have two actions let's make this one of the two and the other to try and pillage the barbarians.
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>>466688
yee. I wasn't anticipating that
I wanted us to have a strong leader like the orcs and humans and not be pussies like the Elves
Naturally if you've got a King, bitches will lay down their respect, especially the other races
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>>466677
north
>>466679
south

which is it
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>>466690
What was that... slip-up? Did I hear that correctly?
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Okay so build a dragon citadel, and what else? Have the seer practice fire magics? Convince the dragons to orgy? What do?
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>>466694
whoops, my bad. I meant south ofc
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>466694
south
check my rock throw
fuck north, it got green faggots there, which already explored it.
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>>466690
How's this sound?

Culture: Have the dragon seer use his superior draconic mind to try and enhance our fire magic to get the next level.

Action:Build a citadel for the dragons as a better home for them all. Use gobbo labourers if we cant get any try to make it ourselfs
>>466695
You heard nothing.
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>>466692
The elves have a council though. We'd be a DIRECT democracy. I agree with the no council thing. councils are gay.
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>>466695
sculpture-like exemplars of beings seemed too long to say my dear friend
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>466701
convincing
But yeah, I meant south, arararagi-san
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>>466704
Ah, of course, mighty one. I apologize for accusing you.
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>>466705
it's wind
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>>466644
>>466702
Ay yo op les do dis for the dragon master race.
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>>466698
Just have the leader pay for sex.
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>>466657
That and MOAR BABBIES
With more numbers we could even raid the humies, eat their men and make little mongrels with their wymyn
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So Midgets:
Tech: MORE SHROOMS (As a side note, we could
use drugs for trade to the elves, since they're hippies.
other: forges for smelting. (another side note, we don't know how to smelt.)
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>>466707
>"its le widn :DD" meme
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>466714
you started it
catch this
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other midgets, I have an idea!
We could make mole hunting some kind of sport or some shit like that! All mole hunters are super honored. Like Dragon hunting for dwarves (in traditional fantasy). It would also give us food, and leather. We could have hunting guilds/parties. They are gives supreme equipment (e.g. spears, shroom poison, etc) and are awesome.
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>>466644
This-->>466713 is my vote.
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>>466712
We should make gendered clothes before the babies so they don't get confused and try to sex a dude...again.
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>>466644
first action:
orgies (fertility parties) every month as some sort of party with a feast too.
second action:
pillage the barbarians south of us, or atleast do a hit and run for the orc god.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>466735
>pillage the barbarians south of us, or atleast do a hit and run for the orc god.
subhuman scam
we did nothing to you
have a rock
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>>466727
If we make the citadel, we could get the dragons to help melt shit. Dragon forges
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>>466742
You show'em boss
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>>466745
>>466727
OH SHIT
That dragon forge is a good idea
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>>466745
Dude fuck yeah. You help us shine up the citadel after we add our dragony touches and brunt work and we'll give you some dragon fire magic my man.
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We could have a "pact" with the dragons. In future, we dig for the dragons, since they can't. In exchange, we get their protection. Also, they melt our metals, and we forge them into armor for the dragons and ourselves. In the far future, we would be riding (or something) armored dragons. That would fucking amazing.
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>>466750
Shroomology and citadel for this turn. Dragons would benefit from it to
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>>466756
>>466755
ARE WE MAKING IT HAPPEN DRAGON BROS?
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>>466756
To extend my idea, we could eventually have unified cities with dragons and goblins.
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>>466760
Not I think of it if you guys help it can be a shared thing. Like gobbo quarters for you guys where you do shit while we live in bigger parts. We all benefit.
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>>466644
FUG
Tech: Shroomology research
Action: Help the dragons with their citadel so they help us with melting shit
Are all goblins in agreement? These will be our final actions.
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>>466769
It is too late, the other turn has already locked in
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>>466760
I think the citadel would be a very long-term project. The goblins and dragons could make an empire though. It would be awesome, but building it would take fucking ages. We don't want to make it look like shit, but fucking awesome with dragon halls and shit.
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>>466779
We need resources first
so if our turn is locked, I guess we have to make do with a regular forge for now
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>>466769
Hell yeah!
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>>466778
That's codeword for "I've already drawn something, too lazy to go back now"
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I was thinking making one unified citadel. for both dragons and goblins. >>466769
Although, beginning that project will have to wait sadly :C
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>>466730
Maybe instead of that we make males trim their hair a bit. Thus, we could differenciate the sexes but humies wouldn't, thus reducing the mongreling rate.
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The human barbarians formed a hunting party to get more food.

Now, barbarians roll for 1d100 scouting the southern lands
0-9: terrible encounter
10-29: bad encounter
30-49: other tribe encounter
50-69: jackshit
70-100: good encounter
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>>466790
Got it.
All men have manly ponytails only.
Women are banned from having ponytails.
That way we can tell the difference.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>466794
okay scout, third time is a charm
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>>466782
great idea about the dragon forge and the citadel being together with the dragons. but... i have a feeling that there will be an outbrake... a war. gobo's riding dragons, hell yeah.
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>>466802
fuck you, Mark
I know it's fucking you. or your ancestor
what a dick
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>>466806
You're the one who's rolling though, so it's your fault
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>466794
CMON MEN
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>>466810
No, it's just scout sucks balls
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>>466800
>tfw we trap forest now
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>>466802
>>466811
fugg, where is the hat man?
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>>466812
I dont see whats so hard about it
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>>466812
Scouts who are determined by your rolls my friend.
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>>466813
We should still also get water magic.
Else them lizards are gonna burn our drugs and trees.
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>>466814
counting dem hats
you know what - fuck outside world
elves are pointy, orcs are fugs. outside you can't find jackshit. god does do shit
let's be shut in barbarians and export superiour culture via crafting and shit.
>>466816
>found some pets and thinks he is hot shit
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>>466802
AND THE HUMAN SCOUTS FOUND....NOTHING.

NIce.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>466794
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>>466817
I still blame Mark.
And wind.
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>>466814
>>466829
>>466833
I wasnt much help anyway. Maybe I only have proficiency in hat roles?
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The elves shorten the female pants to help determine which gender is which.

Seeing this, the elven forest god rewards the elf with a low level water magic.

They can now shoot tiny streams of waters out their hands. Mostly to water plants, ye.
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>>466830
okay, I propose that we never leave village again
fuck outside world
shut in culture go.

let's develop animal husbandry and farming
>>466841
you were right about not going anywhere.
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>>466829
>>466841
YEAH, lets just be barbarian neets
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I fully expect the citadel that were making to be a piece of shit now remembering we should have got gud at architecture first
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>>466844
Turns out Elf God is literally just a bro, he wants short skirts and weed for all.

FRAT HOUSE FOREST WHEN?
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>>466853
we have a talent for that. those orc fags adopted rock throwing insanely fast.
so, what do
culture, farming, defense buidling?
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>>466845
We make strong hats. We find forgiveness within ourselves.

Also farming
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The Dragon Seer spent his time inside his cave, working hard to unlock the secret of fire his god has given his people. And finally he's done it. Great Fireball is...a bigger fireball that deals more damage.

An attempt was made to build a dragon citadel.

The most the dragons accomplished was a slightly larger cave opening as they ahve experience with this type of shit.

>>466845
Thing is you don't have animals or farmable things yet.

Plus no killing and no battling means barbarian god gets antsy
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>>466862
*have no experience with this type of shit
damn, I'm getting way hungry now
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>>466862
>Thing is you don't have animals or farmable things yet.
we planning on developing those areas
>Plus no killing and no battling means barbarian god gets antsy
fuck that guy, he didn't do nuffin' when we needed him
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>>466859
How about offensive AND defensive hats?

Plus searching for food helps
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>>466862
Now what fellow dragons? Perhaps we can solve our semen hording problem by offering a cash incentive to reproducing?
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The goblins had a great idea, throw some of the crap they mined into a fire to see what happens.
Something's developing with this, they dunno what yet but if they keep this up something good might happen.

In other news, edible mushrooms have been discovered. Fungus culinary is all the rage down in the caves this season

>>466869
Heresy means a smiting, barbarian.
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>>466871
I prefer rocks
a lot of rocks
let's build a wall with tons of rocks. and get some cows and shit
>>466881
>Heresy means a smiting, barbarian.
religion is shit game mechanics
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The orcs now organize a huge party/orgy every month to promote fertility.

And now, the orcs move to raid the humans.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>466891
Hats. Defensive/Offensive Hatd
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>>466869
>>466871
Welp, looks like we simply have to repeat the process of searching for shit.
I propose
>1. Gather the whole village to pray to Brock at their shrine.
>2. Establish an outfit and search the lands to the East AGAIN
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So OP what do each of the gods represent?

Like if theres one for each race are they like spirit ancestors or a mix of our virtues ?

We just descendants of them?
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>>466872
Dude. Let's set up sperm banks that we she'll over some gold for. Then we mix it into treats in the BBQ. Then we declare the BBQ an erotic center of pleasure. The females totally go down on the sweets. Baby dragons.

Fucking genius.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>466899
>>466902
okay, I disagree with both of you.
a lot.
here is my rock throw.
maybe time has come to get to be a chief
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>>466916
*shines his hat*
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>>466909
Last I remember the baby making hole isn't in their throats or stomach. Also how do we keep the semen from going bad we dont have ice magic.
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>>466925
Don't dragons reproduce by laying eggs?
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And now. Since the orcs announce their presence wherever they go and the barbarians were suspicious due to a previous attack. They must now do battle head on.

Before the battle starts. Each side may pray to their respective gods for bonus to rolls

>>466908
A lil bit of column A, a lil bit of column B

But definitely not one single God who wears different hats to get maximum prayers from all races. No sir.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>466899
>>466916
Fine, fine
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>>466925
Pretty share dragon semen is different. Maybe we should make our own aphrodisiac then, cause like fuck we are gonna import from the elves
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Guys I think we need to make a dragon magazine.
The "Flameboy", with pictures of hot dragon tits, pussy, and cocks as well as coktail recipes and corny articles about fashion or dragon models
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>>466932
They do in like 90% of stories and lore, also the dragons havent had an increase in population yet, i guess its going to be really slow going getting numbers but we are each ones crazy strong to make up for it
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>>466935
>>466916
Hats it is. Good show.

>>466934
I like this God's cut of his jib.

I pray to Hat God.
Or real god. Whatevs.
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>>466935
>>466924
okay hat guy, we'll finish deciding this a bit later
orcs come near, get ready to get some new green hats
>>466934
Brock, we the only fucking race which has temple made for you. Give us good rolls and you get a blood bath. Amen.
and sacrifice some food on altar.
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>>466932
We aren't fish bro, first we impregnate the women then lay the egg. We cant just jizz all over the eggs.
>>466937
But then we have to go all the way over and they think were savages. I think the best is just bribing them to have sex.
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>>466881
So, we take another tech action to improve forging and a social for fuck, or help with the citadel, or research a bit with masonry
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>>466934
In the name of Brock, we shall offer you the corpses of the orcses tonight! Our village will not fall!
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>>466957
or just ingrain sex into our culture. make sex fashionable and kewl ->
>>466948
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>>466934
Blood for the ork god
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>>466934
let's pray for our god then, he's sure to bless us for fighting the humans.
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>>466957
(And I thought Aphrodisiacs might be useless)
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>>466967
Wont that make them bigger neets and they'll just fap in their caves? Also, no paper yet.
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>>466979
Nah but we can out that shit on stone tablets.

Holy fuck let's make a written language right now.
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>>466957
Idea
Have one of our female dragons hoard: Lust/Pleasure
She can be the baby layer of the group, im sure she'll get the junk out of those guys somehow
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>>466979
just scratch it into rock, id say.
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>>466967
>>466979
>>466980
>>466989
>implying we wont ntr your pathetic males into oblivion
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Alright my niggers hold up. Let the gobs do their own shit for now. Let's elect a brood mother and make a written language. Technically these are both culture but we have a nondescript action. Mayhaps op will allow it.
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For the midgets:
regular: start planning the citadel and discuss shit about the citadel with the dragons.
tech: forge improvement

that's my suggestion
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AND NOW, BOTH ORCS AND HUMANS REPLY TO THIS POST, ROLL 1d100

Which side has the higher number in the end will be the winner

Bonus:
Humans : Brock's favour (+40), Home turf (+25)
Orcs: Blood for the orc god!(+30), superior troops (+5)

Now.

Do you want the final result for each tribe to be The biggest roll + bonuses.
OR
All the tribe's rolls + bonuses
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>>466997
Vote.

IM NOT A MIDGET IM VERTICALLY CHALLENGED
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>>466996
Yeah this sounds good. Hopefully the brood mother will get them to stop being neets and language would be cool also.
>>466997
Just hold off on the citadel for now since neither of us actually know masonry and shit.
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>>466997
Naaaah we can't just chimp out on y'all like that.

Alright boys lets work with the gobbos and give em some basics of fire magic in exchange for building our massive citadel with us.
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>>466996
aight, bruv
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>>467004
>Do you want the final result for each tribe to be The biggest roll + bonuses.
this
cause otherwise it'd be unfair, cause there are more orc players.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>467004
ORK ORK ORK
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>>466997
Agree
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>>467021
Very well.

Start rolling damnit
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>467004
KILL THE GREENLINGS
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>467004
Haaaaaaaaaaaats!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>467004
biggest roll + bonuses.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>467004
>>467026
LET THERE BE BLOOD
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>>466997
>>467012
Hmm, we're not architectural geniuses yet, if we combine our efforts with the dragons, we can get a basic design, so I approve.

>>467014
>>467015
Let's hold off on the citadel building.

We need to gather resources and get a lead engineer for the project. He'll have glasses and shit cause he's a nerd

I was thinking of setting up some shroom farms to increase our pop, and more pop means more workforce to work on the citadel. Forge improvement would be good too.
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>>467014
goddamnit your right. Fuck I'm flip flopping everywhere.

THE DRAGONS HAVE SPOKEN
Elect a brood mother for fertility and banging plus invent a written language from tablets.

Sorry gobbos don't waste your turn switch to something else.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>467026
Im undecided on a group so far but out of these 2 I want the humans to win so i'll add a rol for them
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>>467035
How about shroom farms, social fuck, and or forge
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>>467040
If you roll for the humans, then you're a human, boyo.
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>>466997
Sheit
>>467036
Put the citadel on hold for now
I want shroom farms so our pop can grow and be sustained, along with improving our forge technology. Manlets, what do you think?
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>>467040
WHO IS THIS STRANGE HERO
PRAISE BE UPON HIM
i know we cant use his roll unless he decides to join, m8s
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>>467040
Ill give you a free hat if you join.
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tfw only 2 active orcs here ;_;
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>>467035
We don't have to be architectural geniuses. We're just doing the basic design, all the complex stuff will come later. We're not building it. Just designing. Then the building goes quicker.
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>>467054
It doesn't matter if he joins, the humans already won with this >>467034 as with the bonuses this is higher than this >>467032 with the orcs' bonuses

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>>467040
Fiiiiiiiiiiiine
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>>467058
fucken refugees m8
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>>467035
Ok. So revised plan maybe:

Tech: forging
regular: shroom farm = more food = more pop = more manpower
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>>467058
Oh well, I guess we wont use that guys roll out of fair play then
werent you like 4 guys tho?

>>467064
FINALLY! LIGHT AT THE END OF THIS HOUR LONG TUNNEL!
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>>467060
We gotta improve our basics before we get to advanced stuff first though
more manpower means we have to feed everyone
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>>467071
Yes I VOTE FOR THIS
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>>467071
>>467076
ALRIGHT GOBBOS
WE AGREE
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So. The citadel is further away than I thought. We will do the revised plan.
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>>467079
Sure
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The orcs attack the humans!

But everything went wrong. It was like the humans had an rage, an anger at the world for treating them like shit that they unleashed on the invading orcs.

None of the raiding party survived
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>>467073
we had 4 players before, but I guess 2 people left to do other things for now.
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>>467094
where's your pic, boss
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>>467094
Whoops, forgot pic.

Anyway, both the human and orc gods are pleased with this outcome. Bloodshed and battle is good.
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>>467080
Dragons excavate the land and the manlets do the more intricate carving and whatnot
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>>467100
welp, guess it's time to start breeding some young orcs. and i'm off for tonight too so some other orc better pick it up else we won't have any active orc players anymore
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>>467094
>None of the raiding party survived
glorious sight
>>467055
you got a bunch of new hats
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>>467100
I collect ALL ORC HATS!

>>467113
Already on it!


Time to build hats. I won the toss.
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AND NOW, Turn 6

In other news, barbarians now have orc skulls in their hat collections.

Reply to this post with your turns.
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>>467117
okay okay, offensive and defensive hat technology is one action, what will be second one?
more food or more blood ?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>467094
>>467100
PRAISE BE UPON BROCK
>spontanous outbursts of rock-throwing, fist-fighting and religious chanting can be heard in the distance
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>>467118
>>467071
Here's our actions, already discussed
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Any orcs left?
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>>467124
Food bruh
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>>467118
First Turn--Make Shroom Farms
Tech Turn--Forge Research
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>>467124
>>467117
How about we also examine the river to our west as our second action? It could be a constant food source and all that shit
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>>467118
Have the horniest female dragon become the brood mother, basically all she does is try to get banged by male dragons and has babys

Make a form of draconic writing with our superior intellect, it will be carved into stone tablets.

Both are culture
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>>467152
Lets do it.
>>467124
You tell OP.
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>>467150
good idea, but his >>467152 idea is decent too.
I'm ok with either, throw rocks you both.
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>>467163
Nah. I like his idea
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>>467118
vote a brood mother the dragons can fuck with for some booty and loot. Also, if we can, release the first edition of the "flameboy", making sex fashoinable for dragons while ostracizing autosexuality
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>>467153
This, it has been decided.

And if we can't carve out stone tablets with our claws then just mark it all on walls and shit. Teachings of our God, records of loot, lewd things etc. it's a language ma boy.
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>>467118
First move-Pray for wind magic
Culture move-Lots of sex aided by aphrodisiacs
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>>467161
>>467163
So we agree on
>1. increase armor by developing better skull-hats
>2. scout the river to our west as a potential foodsource
right?
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>>467171
welp, i think just do this
>>467153
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>467161
no rock throwing? aw...
I'll just throw rock cause I can then.
>>467118
Barbarian turn
1st action : using newly aquired orc skulls, develop new head pieces of armor sturdy enough to be able to do headbutts and to defend against elven arrows. also they are more pointy.
2nd action : explore river on the west for food sources. like fish and shit 4th time is a charm, right?
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>>467171
My man. We have to make shit for writing before we can make playboys.
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>>467178
yeah, check turn actions if you agree on them >>467182
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>467182
Nice.
ALLAHU BROCKBAR
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>>467118

action1: Pray to god for increased fertility after all the bloodshed

action2: Scout northern lands
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>>467118
Guess I'm the last of the elves ;-;
Oh well.
I say we make armour and weapons out of the bones of the dead humies and eat their flesh. Make it a cultural thing. Any enemy killed in battle must be "used".
And, if possible, make more babbies.
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>>467197
Nigga >>467177
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>>467197
Fear not my knife eared mellon, you are (not) alone
>>467177
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>467182
Allahu hatbar!
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>>467200
Oh.
Yay.
>>467177
So how about instead of wind magic we do that with the dead doods?
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>>467228
We can eat the dead dudes but no bone armor.
Don't wanna look like the Filthy hummies.
And I agree with more babies.
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>>467233
So which is it. Wind magic or cannibalism?
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>>467242
Cannibalism.
We can do wind magic next.
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>>467180
>>467176
>even the elves are becoming savages with cannibalism
>Mfw Us dragons and gobbos are just jewing eachother and becoming smart
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>467249
>smart
>can't throw rocks
lol, ok
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>467254
You cant throw them either, kouhai
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>467254
>>467260
Throw farther with hats!
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>>467254
The fuck do you need rocks for when you can spit fire?

You stupid or something?

Are you

Challenging us...
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>467260
I demand best of three
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The elves started adopting the way of not wasting anything, even the corpses of their enemies. So they ate the corpses of the barbarians whho went into their forest a while back.

Meanwhile reproduction is furhter encouraged and new elves were born. Raising the population!

Sadly the elves who ate the human corpses all died of food poisoning from eating unpresereved weeks-old uncooked carcasses, dropping the population down to twenty.
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>>467267
Just to be clear, except for gobbos and dragons, none of the tribes can talk to eachother ingame currently.

Meta talk between players don't count
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>>467267
>Challenging us...
I bet you can't throw a rock into those caves near you on the west
you'll just never hit them
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>>467269
Hm. Maybe we should have made them into fertilizer instead.
Lets send a scout out to find some salt or something that'll help us preserve the meat next time.
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>>467273
I bet you can't roast that tree across that river. Seems like you can't even throw a rock there either. Getting shot like the degenerate you are
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>>467272
Ok boss.
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The manlets grew shroom farms thanks to their shroom knowledge. With this new food source their population growth was bolstered.

The goblins continued to experiment with fire and metals. They have now found out they can melt the metal down! What the fuck are they gonna do with the melted down metal though, is still a mystery
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>>467269
>elves so dumb they cant even into meat preservation
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>467281
wait till catapult and fire rock tech, chicken brains
if I roll 90-100 my rock toss will reach forest
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>>467278
Or we could take water magic to the next step and make ice magic.

Keep it nice and frosty.
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>>467292
QM says our actions with this arnt valid
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>>467296
voices in head of few barbarians just tell them to throw rocks, without any talk.
it's a healthy exercise
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The dragons appointed a female dragon as the tribe's broodmother. Tasked with increasing the population, she copulates with the males in the tribe, whether they want it or not.

Meanwhile, they have developed their own written language, made by scratching the surfaces of stone tablets with their claws.

Somewhat related to both news, the first ever word written was "HELP"

Anyway, the Broodmother is with child. After 3 turns a new dragon will be born
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>>467292
It's lizard brains to you, shitridden ape.
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>>467305
don't worry, right after huge rock Brock will toss from the sky - they'll become chicken brains
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After their victory, the humans used the orc skulls as helmets. They find them to be better than the animal skulls they used before, much more sturdy and hard. Great for headbutts.

Another scouting expedition is ahppening, this time to the riverside.
barbarians, roll 1d100 for results
0-9: terrible encounter
10-19: bad encounter
20-39: other tribe encounter
40-59: jackshit
60-69: okay encounter
70-100: good encounter
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>467322
what can go wrong
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>>467303
Now what boys? Should we try to learn some new magics or something? Maybe learn some basic dragon based architecture?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>467322
come on, I wanna dried fish food supply luxury
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>>467322
Can you make some random numbers in which the humans find us at random? or the other races.
>>467325
Make it a cultural thing that you are good at crafting pots and paintings aswell as architecture. You guys can be the one who makes us gobos happy and we supply our empire with tech and ores.
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>>467332
jackshit is my middle name
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>467322
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>>467325
Well we know how to write and shit. So let's learn how to carve, engrave, and otherwise build a giant fucking citadel in the mountains. We should get a bonus since we can melt rock with our fire, so no tools are required.

I think the other thing... I dunno magic yeah sure sounds gud.
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