>>465403
Dragon here

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>465403
barbarians lock in

>>465403
I'll join the little goblin fags

>>465403
Humans Here

>>465410
Yes, anonymous , a very barbaric name

>>465410
>>465414
forgot my name, sorry

It seems nobody wants to be elves or orcs today

>>465403
I'll switch over to elves then.

>>465424
I'll be your ork baby

>>465424

Fight me

>>465424
ill also go ork

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Sicne we have at least 1 player per tribe, the "game" can begin.

Here is the shitty map, behold its generic shittiness.

The dragons and goblins live near eachother, with dragons on mountains and goblins down in the caves, but they don't interact much.
Elves live in the woods, being treehuggers all day.
Accross the river is the barbarian lands, where the humans and orcs live

Screens for each tribe coming up

>>465403
Another goblin here

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The Human Barbarians live a relatively simple life. Punching things til they die and praising the barbarian god is what they mostly do all day. Which is good, their god likes it when they punch things and praise him.

The strongest and punchiest barbarian gets to be the chief, overseeing the tribe, but currently no barbarian has stepped up yet. They're mostly all equal in power, currently.

>>465444
oh boy, so much stuff to raid

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The elves, being elves, are possibly the oldest living race in the game. That we know of. So they got a headstart compared to the others. And they used that advantage to hug trees for most of their time on the land instead. But they still managed to develop actual clothes, especially pants, before the others and even got bows and arrows.

They live on treehouses and have their proceedings overseen by a council of the oldest and most respected elves in the tribe.

Elven tree god doesn't like it when the forest is disturbed and rewards those who keeps it safe

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The orcs inhabits the other half of the barbarian lands. Like humans, they are also savages with a strength-based society, but even more angry. The chief position is never stable because there is always a stronger orc everyweek to ursurp the last guy.

Their god rewards them killing in battle by not killing them.

Hates new tech because thinking is haarrrdddd and humans because they totally be crapming your style

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The dragon peoples live on the mountains, being dragons they have immense natural powers so haven't seen the need to develop any weapons or anything else really.

Hoarders at heart, they collect any treasure they see to grow their personal hoard. As greed is actually encouraged by the dragon god, fights and burglaries are a regular occurence. With things like this, they don't have an actual ruling class

>>465483
Dragon are the master race, prove me wrong.

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Finally, the tiny manlets. They live in caves underneath the mountains to hide away from the tall jerks who kept making fun of their...vertically challenged stature. This insecurity gives them a strong sense of comunity and hatred of tall people.

Their frustration also cause them to embrace technology as a way to compensate for their smallness. They have an easier time developing tech

And because God is tall, he's not to be worshipped.

Oh and each of them basically die in one hit from any of the other races. But it's okay, they have reserves.

>>465403
Put me down for goblin

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And now it's the "gameplay" phase, lel

Reply to this post with what your tribe will do this turn.

Each turn, a tribe gets an action being either an...well, action(ex: scout), a cultural action (ex: you wear pink means you're a homo now) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears)

>>465502
I'll be human have the Barbarians sharpens sticks to spear, with this we'll be after strong

>>465502
ok so
we go to the human village at night and steal some wenches

then we hide them in the dragon's caves

that's gonna make a fine prank

thoughts?

>>465491
We must get jacked to compensate our vertically challenged nature and increase our numbers.
Two cultures to promote fucking like rabbits and getting swole. Something like, the more of us the better we are, and and need to get swole to compensate their inferiority complex.

>>465510
Hey you know, if the other human guy's cool with it.

Remember to consult yer teamates n shit kids

>>465502
Hol up, so we get to do two things or one thing at a time per turn?

>>465502
Have my elves get more hippy magic.
And hug trees less.
Say that we should focus on protecting our trees not hugging them to keep our God pleased.

>>465513
Maybe we should try to ally with our dragon neighbors we can be the brains and theyre the brawn. Master Blaster style

>>465512
We could hold a group session to channel our anger into something positive, like painting, or making a painting

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>>465519
It says "each tribe gets an action" not "each tribe gets 2 actions"

>>465403
Another human here

>>465522
We should first do some minning to get resources to trade for protection and other stuff if we want to deal with dragon how desire material items.

>>465521
You only get 1 out of the 2, knife ears. So which one is it

>>465502
Export coldgate to fellow humans and orks in exchange for shiny rocks
forcefully.
also get another settler to settle new village.

>>465502
As the only dragon here is my action

Culture:Have the biggest and coolest looking dragon take it upon himself to organize the dragons in times of need with promises of loot depending on the situation.

>>465525
channel anger into neighbors, old orc yells at mountain

>>465532
I say first we just promot breeding to strengthen our numbers early or make pick axes.

>>465522
Maybe later, right know we should do as >>465513 says, since they are too tall for us and we need something to deal with our low self esteem. Don't know if should rather advance on our body or technology first though

>>465540
The fuck's coldgate niggggaaaaaaa pls, also, consult with other humans >>465510
>>465531 before the final move so as to not confuse things

>>465541
If we had gold and pretty metals and shit later, would you be willing on working out some arrangements with is.

>>465545
Im with it. But lets get some agriculture going early on too. I see some sweet mushroom farms in our future

>>465540
>>465547
I approve of a new settlement. Humans stronk in numbers

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>465547
ah, so I'm together with them as one tribe
also research coldgate then
>>465510
>>465531
hey, fags, I bet I can throw rock further. check my d10 roll
I getting to be the chief.

>>465546
I'd say setting a culture action of goblin compensate with swolling would make other actions easier later on from mining to fighting.

>>465545
I'd go with pickaxes, starting to mine valuable minerals seems useful to me, no matter what we do later on

>>465557
I think we should get swole first

>>465562
All right, let's get swole

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>465553
No I can throw rock furtherer!

>>465567
Fucking wind

>>465526
I definitely need more hippie magic since that seems to be the only good advantage I have.

>>465544
but we might set up somekind of leader that doesn't change each week, or make it so that you can't fight the new leader for atleast half a year. make it a tournament each half year or year to figure out who is the strongest and thus the new leader.

>>465550
As dragons we love gold and shit! If we get some of that we'll work with you.

>>465573
Lets sacrifice the loser of the tournemant to ork god

>>465502
The Goblins elect to get swole

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Remember to re-reply to this post >>465502
with your final, definite turn

>>465580
Goblins culture action: we get some to compensate frustration with height.

>>465576
for that we need to set up the fighting tournament first. so shall we make that our turn?

>>465580
Culture:Have the biggest and coolest looking dragon take it upon himself to organize the dragons in times of need with promises of loot depending on the situation.

>>465567
>>465570
yeah, sure, "wind"
you certainly not chief material, decide on a role.
>>465502
new settler is a go.
so far my rock is furtherst so second action is to research Coldgate technology unless "strong man"let will manage to roll 10

>>46558
Typo: we get swole

>>465502
Research more hippie magic since I can't really get more tech without wrecking some trees.

>>465588
You gotta specify the fuck is coldgate first nigga

>>465585
we could steal coldgate and send it to the dragons,

if not, than i agree with the tournemant

>>465588
>>465593
Also you only get 1 action per turn

>>465598
let's go for the tournament then, if our third tribe member agrees with that.

>>465593
can I see techtree then or something?
it's a bloody TOOTHPASTE WHICH MAKES TEETH ROCK SOLID
>>465599
settler is a go then, fuck technology

>>465588
Fine you get to be Chief n shit. Can I be First Ranger breh?

>>465605
The tech list is literally right next to your image screen >>465456

And no toothpaste

Yet

Your savage barbarians living in mud huts, you don't even have proper hygiene yet

>>465603
well ok. but we better start messing our neighbors up soon or divine Croakork will be angry

>>465611
that's known technology. how does research works then?
>>465610
will you paint your fur cloth with red? and get a full skull mask, and paint it red too.
then yeah, be my guest

>>465613
yeh agreed, we should play some pranks on the others after this turn.

>>465502
we set up a fighting tournament for the orcs. each year the orcs fight eachother naked with their fists, the strongest orc gets to be the leader of the tribe for the year.

>>465618
Get your shit together barbarians And link your turn since its looking like you guys want the settlement.

>>465618
Say an action to develop a technology within the realm of possibility of the current time.
If you want to actually develop toothpaste then you gonna have to find the components and actual steps required to make it, and not just "make toothpaste adn name it coldgate"

>>465502
as a proud chief of Barbarian civilization I humbly announce that our turn action is to get a new settlement running. Preferably in wealthy with food area
>>465622
>expecting something else from barbarians
Chicken brains
>>465625
gotcha
>"make toothpaste adn name it coldgate"
it was worth a try

>>465622
Hue, we already decided on new settlement n shit

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

TURN 1 over.

The human barbarians sent out one of their own to find a suitable place for a settlement.

And now I shall roll for their result
0-9: extremely terrible results, like unleashing an ancient evil terrible
10-29: accidentally wander into orc territory and get killed
30-69: find jackshit
70-89: find a normal place for a settlement
90-100: find a great place for a settlement

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>>465636
Sadly the barbarian couldn't find a good place to settle.
His search continues. If that's the humans' next turn anyway.

>>465580
Oh shit I'm late to the the mud holes!
Over slept!
How are my Ork brothers doing?

>>465636
well that was productive.
>>465642
so he'll keep searching and I can do new action next turn while scout searches?
>>465629
did you soak your fur cloth in blood yet?

Just elf my shit up desu

>>465651
ayoo, we fighting eachother over dominance mostly

>>465651
Well met brother

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Elven shamans consult the Elven Tree God for more magic.

"Yeah okay" said the Elven Tree God.

The elves now have access the the Growth magic. Which basically just makes trees grow faster.

>>465659
Have we made an actual movement or is that how we started?

>>465642
Keep looking for a comfy place we can have fistfights at. >>465652
Nah had no goblins to kill yet

>>465403
I join Dragon

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The orcs now organize a yearly tournament to determine the chief in an attempt to lessen the weekly chaos.

The first ever winner of the "Naked Fisting Chief Tournament" and the first proper chief of the orc is "One Eye". There were many cheers. And broken bones.

>>465670
Yeah I'm in with the dragons too

>>465673
Alright now I have some fellow dragon bros!

>>465664
And to you

>>465667
we're just starting first turn is in which is this: >>465621

>>465669
why goblins?
orcs are tastier target, then all side on this part of river will be ours

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One dragon from the dragon tribe, no longer content with hoarding riches, now crave the hoarding of power.

Through a campaign of relatively peaceful negotiations by dragon standards, he managed to become the Boss Dragon of the tribe, promising to protect the others' hoards and give them phat loot when the time comes

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The goblins started working out in their free time. Gotta get swole to show the tall assholes what's what, yeah.

Their efforts have paid off, no longer would they die in one hit.

Now they die in one and a half hit.

From an elf.

>>465658
We need to expand the forest using our growth magic to please the tree god.

>hippies ask some hippie gods
>everyone else fights within nation to be in power
>who cares about manlets lol
that proves that barbarian rock throwing culture is superior.
we get culture bonus.

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NEXT TURN start

Link your turns here.

AFTER consulting with your team, damnit.

What should we do bext fellow dragons? I'm thinking we try to learn some magic of the earth or fire variety.

We should probably invent a pickaxe now, so we can start farming

>>465694
I think the dragon bros should play it safe and pray/learn from the dragon God. Elaborate on doctrine or just squire noice magics.

Ok, so we decided on one eye, should we prank the pinkies?

>>465702
When I say squire I mean Aquire.

Cause autocorrect

>>465702
Maybe learn magics from the dragon god?

>>465699
>Farming
For minerals of course I meant mining

>>465694
We are too few, we musnt fight eachother. Let us solve our conflicts by smoking the ritual herbs of the Tree God!

>>465642
so asking again
>so he'll keep searching and I can do new action next turn while scout searches?
I need to learn game mechanics dangit
do we get the bonus >>465691

>>465703
prank the barbarians sounds like a fun plan, maybe something involving the dragons too?

>>465686
We need more swole, but we should either try to increase population growth each turn or start with minning efforts by start digging with rocks or to take a turn to make pick axes. I want to eventually get better training equipment and potions to make swolling easier, like protein shakes with more alchemy.

Hello other Dragon how are we going to find more riches the other tribes don't look like they have any thing worth taking so should we start mining for gold or what?

>>465713
We could steal their lioncloths

>>465713
Yeah make it seem the barbarians are messing with the dragons?
I know leave human eggshells, human lay eggs right?

>>465712
If you want him to keep searching then you must spent this turn's action to have him keep searching.

No rock throwing culture because you haven't implement that as a culture yet, if you want to then you must spent this turn's action doing at.

And you are also not the chief, because you haven't spent an action becoming a chief. There is currently no chief. Or rock throwing.

>>465712
Dunno mang, I think we only get one action. What do you propose, chief?

>>465715
I dig that. Think we should use a turn for pickaxe since it will make mining much faster later on

>>465718
Get a name mang
>>465707
So what are we doing this turn? I say we get magic.

>>465726
I guess we should implement rock throwing culture then, otherwise we'll lag behind others.
You get to test if that was actually a wind. Or we can go diplomatically and just do arm wrestling rolling.
Rock throwing will be great range attack technology tho.
>>465723
I blame Civ V.

>>465711
Screw that peace crap.
All the other races are filthy savages.
We must expand the forest and please the tree god so that we can get more magic.
We can smoke when they're all dead.

>>465722
I think they do, maybe we can pursue a dragon to hoard those little humans I've seen before.

>>465742
Ow that sounds complicated, why not just find egg shells and paint them human color.

>>465740
No I mean to solve disputes with other elves, man. Fuck the other savages.

>>465728
Sure. A rock on a stick, while primitive as a pick, is much more effective than say a rock when mining and is doable by us.

>>465754
If other's agree I'll put it down.

>>465750
Dont forget to put a baby skull ontop of them

>>465750
that sounds way easier, yeah let's try that.

>>465756
I agree

>>465754
as a new-fag-midget, i shall agree.

>>465694

Ok let's do that, we'll sneak into the human camp steal some egg shells and baby skull to take and leave at a dragon treasure horde to appease our orc god.

>>465770
Genius

>>465694
Goblin tech: try to craft a pickaxe using a sturdy rock tied to a stick using sting, vines, or entrails.

>>465770
>>465694
linking the turn

>>465694
Also paint the egg shell human colors

>>465752
Then let's get some drugs!
I'll put it down as our action.
>>465694
Can we try and research drugs and medicinal herbs and stuff?
So herbalism I guess.

>>465738
Mhh, what about using sticks as weapons?

>>465694
develop rock throwing culture. You can decide important questions with it, via rolling d10 (such as becoming a chief).
It also unlocks ranged attack for every barbarian and boosts overall strength of the nation due constant exercises.
That's our turn. Unless >>465726 disagrees, cause he seems away.

>>465781
Sounds like a plan.

>>465785
oh, here you are.
sticks are close range weapon, we can use fists instead. while having range attack may help in future.

>>465694
None of the dragons are responding. If they dont start replying use this as our turn.

Seeking more power we offer an offering to the dragon god so we can learn Fire magic.

>>465786
Ah well, I agree then. Uncultured elves will never understand the refined arts of rock-throwing

>>465786
turn confirmed
>>465795
we just use elves' own sticks to shove them up their asses if they go all hippie on us. I doubt we'll need technology for that action.

>>465798
Alright! F-Y-H! F-Y-H!

>>465792
Supporting. Sorry I'm reading on the archives, lost track of time.

>>465804
Ok then, I thought you keeled over and died on me.

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The human barbarians have decided to adopt rock throwing to settle debates. Sometimes one guy would just throw the rock into the face of the other guy instead though. It's a developing system.

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The elves, with their ancient forest knowledge, collected herbs and plants to make medicine. They succeeded after many tries, creating a herbal concoction that numbs the pain when digested and numbs the brain when inhaled.

>>465810
fuck yeah rocks
>>465803
so, deciding chief (which may take a turn), or running without one until we get into disagreement, in that case we'll then throw rock via d10 and the furthest result wins argument?

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The dragons called out to their God, hoping to learn some magic. After questioning why would they need fire magic when they already breathe fire, their God agreed to grant them some magic with the condition that each of them sacrifice half their hoard to him.

After the Boss Dragon persuaded them, violently, they gave their god their treasures and were granted Fireball. Now they can shoot a fireball from their hands in addition to their fire breathe for double the fire.

>>465816
I say lets go without Chief for awhile. Gotta use our new culture somehow

>>465820
Ah yeah now we burn people in 3 directions at once! Now we need to find loot though.

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One of the goblins, tired of excavating the cave he's living with smacking a rock against a wall repeatedly, had a bright idea of tying the rock to a stick with REDACTED and created a pickaxe.

After sharing his discovery with the rest, the goblins can now mine for materials.

>>465816
Also we should learn to either set traps or get hunting equipment so we can hunt and shit, whatcha think?

Fuck, all the races look pretty cool in this one so I'm gonna wait it out and join in once i have a favourite
Although fuck elves, unless you go all SJW and allow shit like tree/elf marriages and shit

>>465829
Let's start mining and shit!

>>465822
gotcha.
what do then?
exploring nearby places for resources?
trying to get new settlement again?
build a shrine to please barbarian god (and then later be used for sacrificing orcs)
just fuck neighbors shit up by throwing rocks? Cause I get a feeling orcs are up to no good
>>465830
can we try throwing rocks at animals instead?

>>465829
Nice. So should we focus on mining now or start increasing population? Or maybe something else?

>>465837
If we get shiny stuff for our hordes we may be able to do the deal you brought up earlier. Need to refill our hordes you see.

>>465824
I see 4 options personally

-use tunneling and fire to create a massive under mountain citadel, cause why not
-develop draconian martial arts, cause why not
-elect a seer to commune with the dragon God and create magics, should be a wizard dragon pope basically
-send out a party of draconian adventurers to scour the land for adventure and loot

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AND NOW, THE ORCS ATTEMPT TO SNEAK INTO THE HUMAN BARBARIANS' SETTLEMENT

ORC PLAYERS, REPLY TO THIS POST AND ROLL 1d100 TO SEE IF YOU SUCCEED OR NOT. THE HIGHEST ROLL WILL BE THE ONE PICKED

Results criteria:
0-49: extreme failure
50-89: failure
90-100: success

>>465837
Ok, let's start mining like crazy, getting rich and swole in the process

Can I join in?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>465847
Come my orc brethren

>>465853
Which race my man

>>465853
Sure, which team you want senpai?

>>465856
Shit

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>465847
let's do this

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>465847
let's do dis

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>465847

>>465845
Let's see what kind of deals can be made

I would like to be a manlet. Manlets seem fun.

>>465852
>>465839
Alright, lets try hunting with rocks, if that doesnt work we develop some dank tools. And lets get some Adventure Time going by exploring the lands to the east next

>>465846
I'm not sure how willing dragons would be to just dig for a long time. Maybe we can get the gobbos for that. Seer is also good for more op dragon magic. Not sure about the adventurerers since our pop is so low and they might get lost.

>>465790
We should probably ask tree god to give us the art of combining magic with throwing plants and crap in a bowl and mixing it so we can get alchemy.

>>465873
Alright, I think there's a slot left, welcome gobbo

>orcs thinking they can go unnoticed by our scout with those rolls
ha ha ha
>>465839
can we throw a rocks on them now?

>>465875
Whoops, one quote does not belong in there.

>>465879
Yay. Me happy.

>>465867
>>465865
>>465864
>>465856
we tried

>>465877
Alright so we are going for wizard dragon pope? Smartest of all dragons, commuter of the scaled one, and master of magical mayhem?

>>465885
can't say I really did.
But now we're going to be in conflict with the humans, that's good!

>>465875
hmm. we need to chose something one.
1) developing hunting with rocks to get more food
2) fuck orcs with rocks
3) develop tools to make better rocks
4) finding adventures on our asses
each one of these I think will take whole turn.

>>465885
The plan was waterproof. How could we have failed

Just a question, do we live like the typical fantasy goblin, as in, large underground cave cities?

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The orcs attempted to sneak into the Human settlement!

But sadly a huge green dude is not a good choice for stealth, they were discovered before being able to evens et foot inside the settlement and got rocks thrown at them for their troubles.

Luckily their thick skulls withstood their rain o rocks and none died during the retreat. But now the humans are more suspicious of them.

>>465878
Sure, but if stuff goes wrong with that someone may die, and right now even the gobbos could swarm us. I say we use our alchemy to encourage babby making. How about that?

>>465403
Human Barbarians right here.

>>465891
Everybody is at the dumbass, tribal stage. No cities for anybody.

Unless you make it happen.

>>465871
Perhaps in return for loot and tunnel digging you can just point us at stuff to wreck and generaly keep you guys from being bullyed by other races.
>>465886
Dragon pope sounds good, with luck he'll make some better fure magic. We can do that this turn.

>>465890
Seems our God didn't want us to prank them.

>>465892
maybe we should try the asking the goblins for help with sneaking, they're basically small green dudes, we've got so much in common already

>>465897
Ok. Are dumbasses who live in small, underground cave tribes?

>>465847
I think 2 actions a turn would get things in motion faster

Maybe give everyone the regular action and then an extra type of action depending on their race to show their differences more
Like orcs and the humans could get a bonus regular action as they are the warriors
Elves and drags as magic creatures get an extra culture rolls
Manlets get an extra tech

Because otherwise whats happened in the past is players begin to completely neglect culture and fun options which result in the races eventually becoming pretty stale

>>465903
Yes

>>465889
Yea in hindsight 1 sounds like the most logical choice

>>465885
>>465888
>>465890
GO HOME GREEN PIGU

>>465901
Ask for help? From little greens? We take help!

>>465894
We don't even have alchemy only herbalism.
That does give me an idea.
We should research aphrodisiac plants.
So our elves can get it on more!

>>465907
I actually like that idea.

>>465892
Trees are green.
What if we hide ourselfs behind trees and slowly creep up at them, and if they notice us, we throw the trees at them

>>465898
That sounds cool to me. I mean we are pretty weak right now and could use some protection. We still have better tech though. How would we split the loot?

>>465913
we could also try scouting, and get some fat loot perhaps.

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Orc God caused orcs to fail as he looks down upon sneaky actions.

NEXT TURN starts. Reply to this post with your next turn. And because I'm a glutton for punishment, let's implement what >>465907 said.

NOW THAT EACH TRIBES HAVE SETTLED IN, THEY GET 2 ACTIONS PER TURN. THE FIRST ONE IS WHICHEVER OF THE THREE ACTIONS. THE EXTRA ONE IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH TRIBE:
-Humans and Orcs get an extra regular action
-Elves and Dragons get an extra culture action
-Gobbos get an extra tech action

>>465917
Yes we must learn to throw trees.

>>465909
>Yea in hindsight 1 sounds like the most logical choice
yeah. agree on that. people need food to grow.

Our turn then - using perfected rock throwing technology, we now can throw big rocks accurately enough to kill small to medium sized animals via badass headshots (from rabbit to deers and such).
Question is how rock throwing technology develops - via sheer power (throwing BIGGER rocks) or speed (developing slingshot)?

If we scream and holler while sneaking surely Orc God will smile upon us. I think that's something to think about.

also if we ran into people instead of tip toeing, the sneaking would be faster

I think learning shroomology would be a good idea. Shrooms like caves, and so do we. Also they are not tall. Shrooms are good.

>>465922
Appoint draconian seer. The smartest of the dragons to oversee religion and magics

Also send an emissary to the gobbos to see if they want to dig and develope our mountain in exchange for protection and possibly some draconian mutations... Or whatever else really floats your boat man, we just want good deals goyim

>>465898
>>465931
Pretty sure this is what you were going for right anon?

>>465928
I feel if we throw green trees at them while doing it our God will be happy as well.

>>465897
What player slots are open senpai?

>>465926
regular action - look for settlement near hunting grounds or build a shrine?

>>465926
Developing slings and slingshots sounds like a good idea.

>>465926
I'd say speed, so we can actually hunt. Time is crucial in the great game of life
Also we have one more regular action, wanna use that for a new settlement or adventure timez?

>>465936
I think, elves

And mayyyybe one dragon

>>465928
>>465935

just come barging right in, sounds like fun, since we've got two actions now should we use one to establish more of a village? maybe wooden walls or something.

>>465931
>>465934
Yeah this'll work, gobbos would help a bunch with their numbers.
>>465918
Not realy splitting more of we get payed to be your muscle.

>>465935
Along with the trees, we can throw in some of our own orcs.
We're both green so they wont notice it

>>465942
let's go with slingshot development and settlement then. Confirm turn?

>>465939
We could look for new places to settle, or maybe we refine our rock throwing ways to whoever kills beasts with the fewest number of rocks is in charge?

>>465922
If they don't reply then the elves research aphrodisiacs and encourage more sexing and baby making.

>>465944
just punch mud until it looks like a hut.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>465941
Ayy we got one more human 'ere. Lets test how good you are at throwing rocks first.

>>465944
Easy we don't want to be a heritics here, walls sounds like new technology, trees are made for throwing.

>>465914
I like that idea.

>>465943
Tree Niggers it is

>We need more elves, let's fuck

Any other manlets here atm?

>>465898
If you have that kind of say over your people, then I'd agree. We'd give you a percentage of what we find for protection and ect..

So we use our regular action to mine? Since we have a tech left should we keep advancing our mining tools?

>>465952
>>465953
Alright, turn confirmed
>develop slingshots
>create new settlement to the east

>>465951
My orc god..... yes! YES!
WE SHOULD DEVELOP TREE THROWING AND ORC THROWING, AND LOUD SNEAKING!

I thought tech could be shroomology. For food and other things. >>465966

>>465968
loud sneaking and orc throwing, I can get behind this

>>465929
I'd like the idea of tech is shrimp testing which can help lead to alchemy which leads to buff potions and explosives. Also let's mine

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>465953
hey there new guy
let's throw some rocks as greeting

but for now - we seem in agreement what to do then, I'm confirming the turn
>>465922
1st action : rock throwing culture allows us to develop slingshots. Rocks hit harder, faster, and with more accuracy. Also allowing us to hunt small and medium animals, via bloody slowmo headshots
deciding of important matters still works via regular throwing with hands
2nd action : look for a place for a new settlement, preferably near hunting grounds. Look at the east (if that wasn't where we looked before).

>>465968
Trees are for hugging and building houses in! Not lobbing!
Bloody orks. They dont even have lettuce-induced orgies!

>>465965
Noice.

Are Jewish dragons a thing?
Well they share are now boys.

>>465975
shrimp testing?

>>465970
Let's, tech:shroomology
Action: mine for stuff.

>>465922
Help me out guys, we want to learn tree throwing orc throwing and loud sneaking.

>>465980
Shroomology. Typo

>>465987
yes yes yes

>>465986
I'm ok with that

>>465977
Next Round we should use our summon vine magic to make the forests impossible to enter for any savage.(We may not be able to leave but it's not like we need to yet.)

Yeah. I think all the midgets agree.
Tech: SHROOMS (can we get hallucination-inducing shrooms? That would be fun.
and mine more.

>orc mimicking our superior rock throwing culture
aw, so cute.

>>465992
>Impossible to enter
>Whats fire

>>465977
You should learn to hug us, we green like tree

>>465997
You really want to war dragons?

I don't think you want a war.
Filthy Savage.

>>465922
>>465931
Oh yeah op does diplomacy take an action? Or is it free. Cause if it's free then I'd like to have the second option being creating a martial art that works for dragons and takes advantage from the tail and shit.

>>465997
Unless if you got a better idea of course.

>>466005
>Implying you scrawny elves can even climb up our mountains without getting tired
>>466007
Every civ game I've been in diplomacy took a action.

>>465992
>Impossible to enter
>Whats rock-throwing

>>465922
Ok, so we mine and develope shroomology (for foods and fun times)

>>466007
It's not

But there's gonna be a little minigame for both sides to determine who gets the better deal though.

That is, if the both sides have one actions agreeing to diplomacy

If one side doesn't, then there's no dimplomacy

I'm a dick

>>465922
Goblins
Action: mine
Tech: shroomology

>>465992
But then how could we protect the other trees from the savages?

>>466020
Wow, so this is a pretty isolationist system then? Alright I can deal with it. Kinda sucks a bit tho.

Thanks for clarifying anyway.

>>466015
we'll just develop FIRE-ROCK throwing if those fags will keep being hippies

>>466020
Okay, Our deal with the dragons will have to wait 'till next turn I guess. Unless we want to skip shrooms. I don't personally.

>>466026
Oh and since the goblins didn't have "reply to dragon's offer" this turn, it'll have to be next turn.

>>466000
O-ork? B-but you are a savage!
H-how could I deny those dubtrips though?

>>466020
Wow, so do we change one action to diplomacy now? I think we should wait to next turn

>>466033
>>466029
Guess that answers it

>>466024
Good point.
Then we need more numbers.
And wind magic to go with our bows.
So we have to pray to tree god after this.
(And maybe soon we can have a tree hugging holiday)

>>466036
Too late, the turns are already in. Lets do it next turn and dont leave us hanging so we dont waste another action.

>>466029
We should first get stuff to trade.

>>466034
Our penis is also barbed like rose stem.

>>466024
So we research Aphrodisiacs and have the elves sex this turn then next turn we have them pray for wind magic and practice bow stuff?

>>466044
So actions for this turn are?
Action 1: Aphrodisiac Herbs
Cultural Bonus: ???

I suggest a culture of polyamory so we get maximum breeding.

>>466045
Fuck we wasted diplomacy? Alright that's it you stupid mantlet niggers, one strike on the grudge wall for you.

>>466045
Yeah, we'll do it next turn. Goblin's promise

Just a question. Do we as manlets have any chance in a military confrontation?

>>466056
Agreed we need more tree huggers.

>>466059
Other than diplomacy next turn are we doing the draconic fighting style or something else?

>>466052
Sure.
Have we even invented the bow yet? I think that should come after the babby making.

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One of the humans, after getting hit by a rock during a rock throwing session, got the bright idea of tying pieces of his loincloth to a Y-shaped stuck he found nearby and sued it to shoot rocks.

This new, revolutionary technology was the talk of the tribe for a while. But some consider it to be "casual shit"

The settler continues to search for a....settlement. NOW BARBARIANS, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO ROLL FOR RESULTS. Roll 1d100

0-9: extremely terrible results, like unleashing an ancient evil terrible
10-29: accidentally wander into orc territory and get killed
30-69: find jackshit
70-89: find a normal place for a settlement
90-100: find a great place for a settlement

>>466056
your cultural this turn is already encouraged breeding

>>466059
You should probably channel that anger towards op. Makes things easier

>>466027
>throwing fire rocks
jesus fucking christ, that sounds criminal.
but i want it sometime in the future

>>466045
Sure. We just don't have the prescious metals or good at the moment to trade.

>>466067
Unless if you can think of something better let's roll with it. Since electing the seer is a cultural option lets just use our action to make dragons strong as fuck

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>466069
okay scout, if you fuck this shit up, you'll be the next practice target

New Dragon here if I may join.I think diplomacy with the goblins is the best choice

>>466068
We have bows.
We always did we're elves.
We also have clothes and houses not made of mud or in a cave cause we're not Filth

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>466069
I got this famalam

>>466077
god fucking dammit
I bet that scout name is Mark
>>466071
I prefer word "radical"

>>466077
>>466084
fug

>>466082
It's already set in bro, can't do nothin bout it. It's a wasted action if they choose not to talk.

>>466077
Maybe if you had a cool tree god helping you you'd have found something, but that's none of my bussiness.

>>466076
Were already swole as fuck. So no need for that. So dragon martial arts as a culture it is with diplomacy with gobbos as our normal action it is then.

>>466096
Yeah but they have to accept diplomacy too tho right?

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>>466077
Sadly once again he didn't find anything.

Barbarian God looks upon the tribe with disaproval