>>445329
>>...I kind of see your point.
I'd be fine with the second wife shit if we actually went and explained it and didn't cause lesbian orgies instead.

>>445329
>...I kind of see your point.
but
>Stop being moralistic man, it's starting to creep me out.

>>445329
>...I kind of see your point.

Yeah. I kind of see your point.

Yeah, even though I love fucking around, both literally and figuratively, it's a cheap move and really honestly fucking weird to do that shit. Besides, at some point she's going to catch on, and she's already hinted that she's finding some shit out.

...Yeah.

Anyways, we promised our wife that this would be the most romantic time of her life, and it's been three days and so far all we've done is bond with our son, attack Cuba, and did some fucking alchemy together.

You forgot the part where I turned her into a dragon.

I didn't forget, but as much as I love you stomping on soldiers and shit, our wife is stressed the fuck out, and I don't honestly know if our age-old tactic of stomping on people will actually work.

...What exactly did you have in mind?

She still thinks of herself as a mortal, fucking use that. If we want to hold true to our fucking word to make the most goddamned romantic month with our wife, we better start damned soon. She won't wait forever.

...Right.

But anyways, back to Khorne. What the fuck should we do?

Actions.

>...I'll just tell him to calm down a little around my wife and Frankizka, alright?
>...I'll just tell him to leave my head and revoke the mutations, alright? Just do it politely.
>I'll tell him to just revoke the mutations.
>He's too cool to let go!
>Write-In

>>445339
>>...I'll just tell him to leave my head and revoke the mutations, alright? Just do it politely.

I'll do it politely, alright?

...Yeah, let the big guy go gently. Just don't... Well, you know. Get him pissed off.

Yeah, good point.

You go back to your rampage of the city, and you step on a car, causing it to get crushed underneath you.

"FLEE MORTALS, OR FACE YOUR DOOM!"

Well... Here goes nothing.

Actions.

>...Hey, Khorne, I don't want to be a dick but for my marriage (and marriages in the future), I need to kick you out of my head.
>Just kick him out with no explanation.
>...Hey dude, could you leave please? And take your mutations with you?
>Sorry man, but I want my body to be me and Flames. No hard feelings, right?
>Write-In

>>445339
>...I'll just tell him to calm down a little around my wife and Frankizka, alright?
Please don't do this again, we'll look bi-polar as fuck

>>445346
>>...Hey, Khorne, I don't want to be a dick but for my marriage (and marriages in the future), I need to kick you out of my head.
Tell him straight up. He is the God of Honor, he should respect that.

>>445346
>...Hey, Khorne, I don't want to be a dick but for my marriage (and marriages in the future), I need to kick you out of my head.

>>445346
>We are actually kicking him out AGAIN after apologizing and talking about it
This is why we need more time to decide on things.

>>445347
We have a Flame Dragon head that contains the wisest parts of our personality, I think we straight up are bipolar. And I personally was asleep during the first vote, so being able to participate now is nice.

Hey, uh... Khorne. I need to talk to you.

...I'M BUSY, WHAT IS IT?

Listen, you're a nice god and all, but for my marriage and marriages in the future, I need to kick you out of my head.

...ERH, ARE YOU JOKING WITH ME?

Why do you say that?

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS YOUR MORTAL IDEA OF JOKES. WE FUCKING WENT THROUGH THIS ALREADY.

Actions.

>...Yeah, it's a joke. Don't worry about it, K-man.
>...Listen, I'm just a little worried about my wife possibly finding out I'm sucking people's souls into hell. Could you just turn it down around her?
>No, it's not, alright?
>Write-In

>>445355
>...Listen, I'm just a little worried about my wife possibly finding out I'm sucking people's souls into hell. Could you just turn it down around her?

>>445355
>>No, it's not, alright?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

>>445355
>...Listen, I'm just a little worried about my wife possibly finding out I'm sucking people's souls into hell. Could you just turn it down around her?

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>>445360

1=It's not.
2=I'm worried.

Fuck me for forgetting last time.

Listen, Khorne... I'm a little worried about my wife finding out I'm sucking people's souls into hell. Is there any way we can turn it down around her?

I UNDERSTAND. I'LL SEE ABOUT MAKING THE KHORNATE SYMBOL ONLY APPEAR WHEN WE GET ANGRY... THIS IS COMING OUT MY WELL OF SOULS THOUGH, AND IT AIN'T CHEAP. I JUST HAVE ONE REQUEST. AND NO, IT'S NOT ANY MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE OR ANYTHING.

Actions.

>...Wow, thanks... What exactly do you want?
>Erh, no. I just want you to calm down.
>Could you calm down also?
>Write-in

>>445365
>>Could you calm down also? And what exactly is your request?

>>445365
>...Wow, thanks... What exactly do you want?

Isn't Khorne concerned about the fact we're lying to our wife? I thought he was also the god of martial honour and shit, and it seems like what we're doing is anything but.

>>445366
This.

>>445370
We aren't REALLY lying, we just haven't told her that we're hanging out with Khorne.
Or maybe we did, I dunno.

>>445365
>...Wow, thanks... What exactly do you want?

Yeah... Just wondering, aren't you concerned about me lying to my wife a little about who I'm hanging out with?

I WAS GOING TO REQUEST THAT YOU TELL HER. BUT I GUESS YOUR ALREADY A FEW STEPS AHEAD OF ME, EH?

Uh... Why exactly do you want me to tell her? Besides being the god of martial honour.

BECAUSE SIMPLY "LEAVING SHIT OUT" IS A FUCKING BULLSHIT THING TZEENTCH CAME UP WITH IN ORDER TO BULLSHIT HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE.

Actions.

>...But technically speaking, it's not lying.
>...I guess. She's probably not going to like it.
>...This sounds a little lawful stupid.
>Write-In

>>445375
>>...I guess. She's probably not going to like it.
Huh, I kinda guessed that would be his request, judging from how EDQ's Khorne talks about Tzeentch.

>>445375
>...I guess. She's probably not going to like it.

>>445375
>THING TZEENTCH CAME UP
You really put this Tzeentch guy on a pedastal don't you? Pretty sure lying by omission has been around for as long as speaking has.

>>445375
>...I guess. She's probably not going to like it.

I guess. She's probably not going to like it.

AND? IT LEAST IT'S HONORABLE.

Right.

Could you at least calm down a little?

...ERH, WH- OH, RIGHT. WIVES.

Yeah.

You turn your attention back to BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THINGS! Which is just as fun as it sounds. You see in front of you a platoon of tanks... And right by Viktor, an additional platoon of tanks. You have an idea...

Actions.

>...Throw a tank at him, and yell tank fight. (Body)
>No, be a little more mature. Ask if he needs any help dealing with them.
>Tell him he's doing good.
>Son, your technique is sloppy!
>Write-In

>>445387
>>...Throw a tank at him, and yell tank fight. (Body)
HA! There is no other way

>>445387
>...Throw a tank at him, and yell tank fight. (Body)
inb4 we knock him out 'cause.

Roll me a 1d20+15 for Tank Toss.

Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>445397
Khorne took that wife bit real well. What a bro

Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>445397

9+15=24

Failure!

You grab a tank full of humans and toss it straight at Viktor. It sails over his head.

"Are you trying to hit me?"

"...Tank fight?"

"Su-"

He gets shot in the back of the head by tank. He turns his glare towards, and picks it up, and throws it at you!

Actions.

>...Uproot a nearby tree and try to send this fucker to orbit. (Body, HARD)
>...Nom it midair. (Body)
>Freeze it solid and let it just hit the ground, solid. (Agility)
>Grab it middair so you can toss it back! (Agility)
>Write-In

>>445410
>...Nom it midair. (Body)

>>445410
>>...Nom it midair. (Body)

>>445410
>...Uproot a nearby tree and try to send this fucker to orbit. (Body, HARD)

Roll me a 1d20+15

Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>445420
It's like catching a piece of popcorn.

Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>445420

Rolled 8 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>445420

13+15=28

Borderline Failure!

You attempt to catch the tank mid-air, but you only manage to chomp it in half.

For the next few minutes you continue tossing tanks and the two of you get along well.

"Ha! I'd like to see you catch this one!"

He throws a curvetank at you, and you impale it on your claws.

"Please, that's a cheap move. Try this!"

You throw a tank straight past him, and it explodes from the force of the throw.

"Holy shit, if I could I'd hire you for a baseball team in the states."

"...Baseball?"

"American thing. Anyways, we should probably start heading home before the army here decides to actually intervene and not just watch."

Actions.

>Sure, let's start going home.
>...Come on, let's continue playing a little more, alright?
>...Wait, your coming home with me?
>Write-In

>>445449
>Sure, let's start going home.

"...Yeah, let's start heading home."[/red]

The two of you take to the skies, and fly homeward.

"...That was quite fun."

"What, you've never burned down a city before?"

"No, it's fun and a nice change of pace, but I have other things I could do."

Actions.

>...Come on, it's a nice family thing, alright?
>What do you do in your spare time anyways?
>You seem too busy to actually have any fun, in my opinion.
>Remain silent and continue on home.
>Write-In

>>445464
>...Come on, it's a nice family thing, alright?

>>445449
So wait, what's the +15 for if that was a borderline failure?

>>445478
The +15 is your body modifier, anon.

>>445486
I know, but what does the modifier do? I'm a bit new to this.

"Come on, it's a nice family thing alright?"

"I guess. I just don't generally do things like that as bluntly as you do."

"Right."

"Anyways, let's just get back home..."

After a few more hours of flying you land outside the palace and shift downwards, after terrifying the nearby palace servants a little. You can't really find Elizabeth, until you see a servant making a cup of tea... Lemon tea. Elizabeth's favorite.

"Excuse me, where exactly is Elizabeth right now?"

"Oh, my lord, don't startle me like that. The Queen is currently taking a bath as we speak."

Actions.

>...Oh, thank you. Now, could you do me a favor and give me the key to the bath?
>Oh, well I guess I'll just wait for her.
>...Could you make some tea for me as well? I expect I'll just be waiting a while.
>Could you send a message to her that I'm going to be in bed waiting for her?
>Write-In

>>445493
The modifier is for effecting the dice rolls... I don't think I'm explaining this properly since I'm really fucking exhausted, sorry anon.

>>445495
>>Could you send a message to her that I'm going to be in bed waiting for her?

>>445500
It's alright. I'm just a bit confused since I thought the modifier would change the borderline failure to an overwhelming success.
>keys to the bath

>>445500
>>445493
I think I've got this.

The anon's trying to ask, if Ren has a +15 modifier, why is 13+15=28 a borderline failure. The anon is asking would that not be a success because of the huge modifier?

>>445507
Holy shit, I must be fucking exhausted because I just read that as jargon, and I'll try to explain later when I get some coffee.

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>445514
No worries.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1=Wait in bed.
2=...Bath?

"Oh, thanks. Could you send a message to her that I'll be waiting in her bed?"

"Very well, emperor."

You begin to go into Elizabeth's room, which smells like roses. You of course lay down on the bed, exhausted from your flight... Fuck, you love beds.

After a little bit, Elizabeth comes in.

"Ah, Ren. You finally came back."

"Yeah. So I did."

"To be honest, I was half-expecting you to try and get into the bath with me."

"What? I am gentleman!"

Why didn't we?

...I'm fucking exhausted.

"Ah. Gentlemanly indeed."

She sits down on the bed, and yawns.

"...Is it just me, or is the only time we ever really see each other is when we're going to bed?"

Actions.

>...Well, could I tell you something about my second head?
>Well, we're both rulers. That kind of makes it hard.
>What, are you disappointed I didn't intercede in your bath?
>Kind of?
>Write-In

>>445540
>...Well, could I tell you something about my second head?

I don't have time to join in right now, but I feel I need to once more point out that someone, besides just me, need to learn how to archive threads. Because lately I've been the only one doing it and I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to do it.

It's fairly simple, you go here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestqstinterface.html?

Input the numbers after /thread/ from the address bar into the thread number field, add a title, a 140 character description of the thread and the tags.

The only part you're likely to fuck up is the tags. Each tag is separated by a comma(,) and each tag can be more than one word, but is usually no more than three. When archiving an ongoing quest it's best to keep things consistent and just copy the tags from the previous thread. To make that simple, here is a link to all the other threads in the quest.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European

And the link for the Nazi Experiment Quest ones. The latest thread is not archives yet and can be found here. >>437071
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Lycanthropy

Good luck, and for the love of everything good and true, do not mess up the tags like whoever archived the first thread.

>>445540
>>...Well, could I tell you something about my second head?
The worst part is I can't tell if you mean penis or Flames.

>>445542
I'll archive this one

"...Well, could I tell you something about my second head?"

"...Erh... Y-"

"No! Not the sexual one."

"Oh."

Actions.

>...Well, I might of made a deal with a demon god for some cool shit, and he's taking up my second head. He's cool though.
>My second head is a chaos god, and I apparently can eat people's souls now, or something.
>...Well, I made a deal with a chaos god and he wants me to tell you this.
>I just want you to know my second head doesn't represent me.
>...Nevermind.
>Write-In

>>445550
So I made a deal with a demon god I met in another world. In exchange for souls he promised to give me powers, not dissimilar to the mutations I normally get, but more demonic. Anyway I did get one for killing some people, but I made him promise to calm it down a bit. Oh, also he's taken up residence in my other head, where I keep my split personality/advisor, Flames. Say hi Flames and Khorne.

Just archived Nazi Experimental Quest 4.

"...So, I've made a deal with a demon god I met in another world... In exchange for powers he'd give me mutations with some demonic shit happening with it, I got two for killing and eating people, and I made him promise to calm it down a little bit. Oh, and he's taken up residence in my other head where I keep my split personality and advisor, Flames."

You shapeshift into your half-dragon form.

"Say hi."

"Do you have any chicken?"

"I AM GOOD AROUND SMALL CHILDREN AND AXES, I SWEAR."

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if she believes you.

Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>445561

18+7=25

Success!

"...What the honest fuck are you thinking?"

"What?"

"Why in the seven... Why?!"

"...He's cool."

"He's a demon! You're giving him souls! What happened to the catholic I married?"

Actions.

>...I never really was catholic in the first place, you know.
>...Erh... It seemed like a good idea at the time?
>...I was given a choice, religion or power. I mean, why wouldn't you choose power?
>Well, since I am god this is perfectly fine.
>Write-in

>>445573
If I didn't do it there would be several other Chaos Gods like him in our world right now, and things would be even worse. Do you want fucking Slaaneshians? Let me tell you, if I didn't do this, we'd be doomed. And he's not quite a demon, merely a God given his powers by the sins of mankind. Hell, he's also the God of Honour, and the reason I'm even telling you this. That being said, I told him to calm it down because I AM A GOOD CATHOLIC.

>>445573
Well you do have a point...
I'll make amends some way or another I promise.
Sorry khorne, looks like we're going to have to make a formal contract or something so that things don't get out of hand.

>>445587
Lets do this

>>445587
This is damn good.

"Yeah, well if I didn't do it there would be several other Chaos Gods like him in our world right now, and things would be even worse. Do you fucking want Slaaneshians? Let me tell you, if I didn't do this, we'd be doomed. And he's not quite a demon, merely a God given his powers by the sins of mankind. Hell, he's also the God of Honour and the reason why I'm telling you this is because I AM A GOOD CATHOLIC!"

"Don't yell at me, damn it. I don't even know what the fuck a Slaaneshian is. But honestly, what the fuck?"

"Sorry I didn't tell you sooner!"

"Ren, I just... Goddamn it. I may not be catholic but I am a christian, and I will say your behavior of late is most unchristian like."

"How?"

"Well, let's see... Trying to get a second wife, killing the pope, making your followers worship you as God, the slavery, making deals with demons to sacrifice other people's souls... What the fuck else? At this point I'm worrying for your sanity!"

"BOTH OF YOU NEED TO CALM YOUR TITS. FIRST OFF I AM NOT A DEMON, AND SECOND OFF WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHRISTIAN?"

Flames pops up in your head.

I think it's a type of salad dressing.

No, it's my religion.

Actions.

>...Khorne's right. Sorry for yelling at you.
>Well, when were you religious?
>Listen, I've promised to make it up for you, alright?
>...When were you crowned pope?
>Write-In

>>445633
>>...Khorne's right. Sorry for yelling at you.

>>445633
>...Khorne's right. Sorry for yelling at you.

>Write-In
"I'd point out however that me taking the pope out was done in a manner as to minimise the bloodletting of Christians. I convinced the cardinals to support me, along with the major christian institutions. Most of them were extremely unhappy with the pope, the Swiss guard weren't even being payed for god-sake!

As to trying to get a second wife, that was because I need someone who can rule in my absence, which you can't since you'll be busy here, who is in love with or dependant on me so they won't betray me.

As to the slavery, not only does it run in the family, I'd point out the kettle is calling the pot black a bit here!"

>>445645
This.

"Khorne's right. I'm sorry for yelling at you, but first off, I'm going to point out a few things... Well, the "slavery" part runs in the family, and I'd say you're guilty of that as well."

She growls slightly.

"As for the second wif-"

"Shut up, I don't want to hear anything about a goddamned fucking second wife, alright?"

...Triggered...

Shut the fuck up or I will nail you to the wall and flay you, alright?

What wall?

HE'S PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HIS ALBUM OF HITLER PHOTOS. WHO'S HITLER ANYWAYS?

No one answers that.

"...Well, anyways, I'd point out that me taking out the pope was done in a manner as to minimise the bloodletting of Christians! I convinced the cardinals to support me, along with the major christian institutions. Most of them were extremely unhappy with the pope, and the Swiss Guard wasn't even being payed for god's sake!"

"...Fine, whatever. I'm just going to get some sleep."

You can tell she's actually angry towards you. That's a first.

Actions

>...Erh... Do the mortal thing, called comforting, or whatever.
>...Just go to sleep.
>Come on, you didn't even let me finish up the part about the second wife!
>...Don't be angry at me, damn it.
>Write-in

>>445667
>Write-in
Look, I am sorry. I'll break things off on the you-know-what front. You matter more than my kingdom, because there are many lands to rule but only one of you to love.

As to the pope thing... I'll allow all Christians to vote as to if they want me as pope, if you want.

As to the demonic soul stealing stuff... we can talk about that later, I'll talk to Khorne about it.

>>445676
This

>>445667
>...Erh... Do the mortal thing, called comforting, or whatever.

>>445667
>...Just go to sleep.
I just wish we could go back to being a real dragon and not caring about shit.

>>445689
That is what got us in this mess!

>>445667
>...Just go to sleep.

Khorne was a mistake

You sigh.

"...Look, I'm sorry for bringing up the you-know-what front. You matter more then my kingdom, because there are many lands to rule, but only one of you to love..."

She calms down.

"I-I'm sorry... Ren."

"It's fine."

"...I... It's just been so stressful, you know?"

"I know."

"It's just... It's hard running a country, trying to take care of the kids back at home, then... Well, you... T-then trying to run your country at the same time."

Actions.

>Come on, you need someone to help you. That's all a second wife is. (Charisma, HARD)
>...Jesus, you're stressed aren't you?
>Go to sleep. You'll probably fuck up saying something.

>>445698
>...Jesus, you're stressed aren't you?


Gentlemen, I have a cunning plan! We are going to build a secret retreat somewhere for her, using all of our various abilities (burrowing, enchanting, fire-breathing, etc) to do so.

>>445698
>>...Jesus, you're stressed aren't you?

>>445703
This.

"...Jesus, you're stressed aren't you?"

"...Yeah..."

"...I should of remained here, damn it."

She readjusts herself in the bed, and tries to lay down.

"...I haven't been able to get sleep for two days already. It's practically eating me up."

"...You always seem so asleep, though."

"I haven't even gotten a moment's rest since I got here besides laying down in this bed, and this is the only way I can relieve stress in a proper timeframe."

Actions.

>You know... Why don't we pillage a village together? It's a family tradition.
>Why don't you just appoint a regent and go on vacation?
>Come here, I'll hold you until you go to sleep, alright?
>Thank you for telling me this.
>Go to sleep.
>Write-In

>>445728
>Why don't you just appoint a regent and go on vacation?

>>445728
>>Why don't you just appoint a regent and go on vacation?

>>445728
>Why don't you just appoint a regent and go on vacation?

"Why don't you just appoint a regent and go on vacation?"

"The first days are the most important. I can't look weak in front of them... Say, Ren... Could you do me a favor?"

"...What?"

"Could you go back to Stockholm?"

"Why?"

"...I think you're stressing me out, and I need some alone time, alright?"

Actions.

>...I guess...
>Listen, I won't talk any more about the you-know-what situations.
>No. I promised to give you the most romantic month of me ever, and I still haven't followed through yet.
>Come on, I'm practically gone most of the day!
>...Listen, just declare some goon to be a regent and come with me, alright?
>Write-in

>>445748
>>No. I promised to give you the most romantic month of me ever, and I still haven't followed through yet.

>>445748
>No. I promised to give you the most romantic month of me ever, and I still haven't followed through yet.


Time to go big or go home... do you think she'd like a statue of herself, carved of the finest stone? Perhaps even further, more extreme labours of love would be needed...


Secret hideaway is a go? Or will we just spend our time complimenting her, writing poetry and all that good shit?

needs more dragon fucking

"No. I promised to give you the most romantic month of... Well, me ever, and I'm not about to abandon it now!"

"...Alright, I guess. Just don't stress me out any further."

"I won't."

You fall asleep, thinking of ways to... Well, make the most romantic month ever.

Actions.

>You already have an idea... (Specify)
>...Call the men together, AKA: Khorne and Flames for a meeting.
>Just sleep...
>Write-In

>>445771
>>You already have an idea... (Specify)
Hideout time

>>445771
>You already have an idea... (Specify)

I have a few;

1) Compose a poem, woman love a good poem.

2) Find a area of open ground, using our tunneling ability, dig out a sizeable piece of stone shaping the cavernous space into a amphitheatre. Then go and find a cinema, purchase or borrow the equipment needed to show a film. Find some good romantic films and such, watch with her and relax.

3) Build some sort of super underground house-cum-den-cum-entertainment centre. Or to put it simply a awesome hideout.

You have quite a few brilliant ideas... But you decide to start with the "super secret hideout of doom and destruction." It should work, right?

Now of course... You'll have to find a place to actually begin digging it.

Actions.

>...Well, see if you can't find a place in the gardens. It's close by after all.
>...She needs a good, proper dungeon like you. You'll dig it in the basement.
>Easy. Just find a brit's house and break into it and take it over.
>Write-In

>>445783
>>...Well, see if you can't find a place in the gardens. It's close by after all.
I mean, I imagine Elizabeth likes flowers

>>445783
>...Well, see if you can't find a place in the gardens. It's close by after all.


>>445788
You raise a good point, we should try to not fuck the surface over while we work.

You find a small flowerbed and carefully tunnel inbetween it. It's a rather hard to see hole, and you decide on how deep you want this hole to be.

>...Just make it go down a brief ten feet. Nothing major.
>Fifty feet? Fifty feet.
>...You might of been a dwarf in a past life. Begin digging a hole towards a hundred feet.
>You were a dwarf in a past life. Dig a hole towards a hundred and fifty feet.
>Write-In

>>445794
>You were a dwarf in a past life. Dig a hole towards a hundred and fifty feet.

>>445794
>You were a dwarf in a past life. Dig a hole towards a hundred and fifty feet.

>>445794
>>You were a dwarf in a past life. Dig a hole towards a hundred and fifty feet.
Dorf

You dig towards a hundred and fifty feet and hit the stone layer... At this point you can practically feel the beard on you. You decide to make a super awesome hideout... Erh. What exact design do you want?

Actions.

>...Bunker. In case Viktor presses the big red button on accident or something. Or worse.
>You'll design it like a mini-house underground!
>...Well, the classic hideout. As in "may or may not be villainous lair." As in booby-trapped entrance.
>Just make it a sort of theater or something.
>...An underground garden, maybe?
>Write-In

>>445802
>...An underground garden, maybe?

>>445802
>>...An underground garden, maybe?

An underground garden? Hell yeah! You begin carefully bringing rich soil and after some minor irrigation, you successfully think you've set up an underground garden, sunlight be damned! You also kidnap a few flowers and plant them down here.

Of course, if you wanted you could try to stylize it.

>...You know, maybe a statue in the middle of the garden might be cool.
>Engrave the walls with something.
>You personally like the dark cave with plants, but she might not. Maybe you should put somesort of lighting up.
>Nah, it's good as it is.
>Write-In

>>445820
>...You know, maybe a statue in the middle of the garden might be cool.
>Engrave the walls with something.

>>445824
Dark caves are cool so I'll second this

You decide to make a statue... Now, roll me a 1d20 for quality, and what exactly do you want it to be of?

>You, of course!
>You in human form, of course.
>Elizabeth, of course!
>Elizabeth as a dragon, maybe...
>...Fuck it, it's a secret hide out... Make a statue of you giving a good tumble to Elizabeth.
>Make something the Romans would be proud of. Do the tumble statue, but both of you in dragon form.
>You should just make a generic statue.
>Write-In

>>445840
we have to make up with our wife
>>Elizabeth as a dragon, maybe...
or just
>>Elizabeth, of course!

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>445840
>Make something the Romans would be proud of. Do the tumble statue, but both of you in dragon form.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>445840
>Write-In
Of us and her, holding up the roof (perhaps engrave it with some short phrase like "distant lovers united in the earth" or maybe at the base of the statue).

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>445840
>>Elizabeth, of course!
DORF FORT

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>445840
>Make something the Romans would be proud of. Do the tumble statue, but both of you in dragon form.

It celebrates nature and love for each other. Elizabeth should like that sort of thing.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>445840
Criticaaaaal!!!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>445845
forgot roll damit

>>445856
God dammit anon.

>>445856
Top kek

>>445856
You suck

>>445865
>>445870
Should we use barbaric? or just try making another statue?

>>445856
...and then the carefully cultivated garden caved in (this doesn't count right he didn't choose anything)

Critical Failure!

You create a masterpiece of a statue, of you and Elizabeth, and after nearly a day of work... You successfully make two stone tablets with happy faces on them on top of each other. That's good enough, right? Your fairly sure you can just claim it's abstract art.

You of course, turn your attention to engraving...

What do?

>You have specific text you want to put. (Specify)
>...Erh, try to draw you.
>Try to draw Elizabeth.
>...Draw something else.
>Write-In

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>>445856
Hey I didn't lie.

>>445883
>>Write-In
BURN THE ABOMINATION start over

>>445883
>>Try to draw Elizabeth.
Make it look a bit like the owl god Moloch, just because my daily redpills from /x/ and /pol/ are kicking in.

>>445883
Tear down the statue and start over.

>>445898
This.
Only the best for Liz.

You decide against doing anything and go up to the statue.

You take the two stone tablets, with crudely drawn happy faces on them.

Why are you destroying us?

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN FUCKING TALK?

Nah, I'm fucking with you. What the fuck are those anyways?

...It's my artistic masterpiece.

You a spent a day working on that?

...I was angling the happy face.

Holy shit, we're becoming Claw, aren't we?

...Well, I'm going to destroy these now.

You take the two tablets and smash them against the ground. Nothing really happens, but the message was carried out... Only the best for Liz.

Roll me a 1d20-3 for autistic talent.

>>445901
We might want to hire some help. I mean, we aren't just going to build everything out of stone!

Rolled 19 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>445912

Rolled 18 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>445912
Motherfucking Picasso.

Rolled 5 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>445912

>>445921
>>445920
NO MORE ROLLS

19-3=16

Success!

You successfully make a statue of you and Liz in dragon form, tumbling. You can already see the faces on the archeologists that will inevitability come here in the future.

You go back to the engraving... What exactly are you going to engrave?

>You have a specific imagine in mind. (Specify)
>You have some text in mind. (Specify)
>Just draw a image of you.
>Draw an image of Elizabeth.
>Write-In

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>445912

>>445929
>You have a specific imagine in mind. (Specify)

Put in a lot of vegetation and plant related stuff. Then give it a classical feel to by putting in depictions of Greek gods like Athena. I think Elizabeth would be into stuff like that. Maybe winged Angels too.

>>445929
>You have a specific imagine in mind. (Specify)
A border of flowering vines along the bottom of the wall. Perhaps we should also make the roof look like some clouds?

You decide to go for a mix of vegetation and Greek imagery... Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can do this.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>445951

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>445951
(Once we have the actual structure carved out we need to go to the surface. We need wood, glass, copper, iron and such things to really furnish this place well.

We could also see about getting some builders in to work the materials for us or to enhance our finished areas)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>445951

>>445963
We apparently are a boss when it comes to Greek shit...

After hours of carving, chipping, and otherwise engraving, you finally finish. All that's missing is some pillars and maybe some furniture to make it more comfy. You pass out on the floor after two days of solid hard work, and eventually wake up a few hours later to get food.

What exactly do you do now?

>...Reveal it to Elizabeth!
>...Poem? Poem.
>The hideout could go for some more... Things. See if you can't sponsor some construction company in exchange for them finishing up the hideout.
>Write-In

>>445973
>...Poem? Poem.

>>445973
>...Poem? Poem.


I have some ideas but we'll leave them until after this.

Poem it is.

You aren't... Well, you aren't very experienced in poems, at all.

Roll me a 1d20+1.

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>445995

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>445995

19+1=20

Good Success!

After getting a piece of paper and a pen, and writing furiously for a few hours, you create a rather good poem...

Action.

>...And present the things to her!
>No, do something else...
>Write-In

Sorry anons, but I've got to take a nap for a little while.

>>445995
"Your skin white like the cliffs of Dover,
Lucky, I am, like a four-leaf clover,
to know you...

Your voice like sweet songbirds singing,
Often leaves me grinning...

Your god-given vibrant looks,
could drag any scholar from his books,
and I am the same...

To me, with no doubt, you are
the best woman, for me, near and far."


Aye it's shit but I am tired and more so focusing on complimenting her than the actual structure, syllabic cadence or such.

>>446022
I-it's not shit. Anon, are you another writefag in QuestingQM's threads? Clearly we must duel.

>>446027
Hell no, I am afraid of writing a quest (Mostly for fear of being shit or not being able to finish it) though I have considered it.

>>446031
Kek, I feel the same. We'll just occasionally come up with a good write in. That's the way of quests I suppose.

>>446027
>battle music plays

>>446031
I will state I do many write-ins and have managed to drag the asses of both ren and others out of the fire quite a few times. I have also accidentally sent one person into the pits of hell once.

>>446035
True, though I'll be doing less of these soon since I am going to be quite busy.

>>446036
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5q6skxRLnsI

Alright, this thread looks pretty great so far. We've raided with Victor, talked with Khorne about toning down the demonic stuff, come clean on various things with Elizabeth and built a kick ass underground garden. If only all threads could be this awesome and free of fuck ups.

Also, good to see someone having archived the latest Nazi Experiment Quest, knowing there is someone else who can pick up the torch when I'm unavailable, which I fear I might be, is a load off my back.

Alright anons, I'm back after me passing out.

And no one voted, so I'm just going to wait ten more minutes anons.

Anons?
Bumping.

>>446849
Don't know about the rest of them but I am going to sleep. See you in 12-14 hours OP!

>>446014
Present the things.

>>446803
>...And present the things to her!

I guess it everything is presentable to Elizabeth now. I just hope she likes the statue.

>>446014
>...And present the things to her!
How do you even survive doing this quest when you have a job? From my time zone you sometimes start in the morning to well into the night.

You decide to present the things to her.

You find her in the throne room, talking to her advisor. You kick your charisma into high gear and go out there with your poem...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to do this!

>>446873
I tend to work graveyard shift, I just have to not fall asleep at my computer and I'm generally good.

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>446874

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>446874
If this isn't a 20 use barbaric!

>>446876
We seem to have developed autism like claw.
>>446878
Now we literally just became autistic.

>>446876
Press F to to use Barbaric.

>>446882
F

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can save this.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>446904

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>446904

19

Good Success!

You get in front of her, bow down, and take out the poem you've spent so much time on.

"Your skin white like the cliffs of Dover,
Lucky, I am, like a four-leaf clover,
to know you...

Your voice like sweet songbirds singing,
Often leaves me grinning...

Your god-given vibrant looks,
could drag any scholar from his books,
and I am the same...

To me, with no doubt, you are
the best woman, for me, near and far."

"Thank you, Ren... I was wondering where you were."

"Well, why don't I show you what I've been working on?"

"Oh... Alright, I suppose. Thank you for the poem."

"...Erh, m'la-"

You glare the advisor down, and grab Elizabeth, and sling her over your back.

"...Where are you taking me?"

"You'll see."

Quickly, roll a 1d20+4 to see if she likes it!

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>446931

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>446931

18+4=22

Great Success!

You take her off your shoulder right by the hidden hole by a flower bed in the Gardens.

"...What is that?"

"It's a hundred and fifty foot hole."

"...Wait, are we supposed to go down it?"

"Yep! I hope you aren't afraid of heights!"

The two of you climb down, and as the soil turns to stone you reach the bottom.

"...Wow. This is what you've been working on for the past three days?"

"Yep!"

"...And you have a statue of us having sex, as dragons."

"Yep. Personal highlight."

"...Well, I think it's lovely. Though a tad bit lewd."

"Is that a bad thing?"

"No, not at all. Reminds me of Roman sculpting."

"...Exactly what I was aiming for."

She pulls you in for a kiss.

"...Thank you. It means a lot to me. Also, that statue makes my stomach look a tad bit large."

"...Erh, well... That's just how stone works, you know?"

"...Shut up and kiss me. I've missed you."

The two of you go to the ground, kissing.

Eventually the two of you relax by your statue.

"...God, I'm sorry about yelling at you three nights ago, I've regretted it deeply."

"Listen, it's fine. Hell, I stress out as well."

"Yeah, but you don't raise your voice at me or anything. I did."

"I don't blame you for yelling at me, I do have a demon g-"

"IT'S CHAOS GOD."

Triggered...

"I forget, is this YOUR wife? No, I don't think so. Shut up Khorne."

"...For a demon go-"

"I'M A FUCKING CHAOS GOD, NOT A DEMON."

"Right."

"...He's nice once you get to know him."

She sighs.

"...I think normally someone else would ask why you're talking to yourself, but I'm honestly pleased enough not to care."

You laugh, which sounds fucking terrifying.

"...What the fuck was that?"

"...I have a cold."

"You're an ice dragon. How does that even wor-"

"Moving on. Anyways, you feeling better?"

"...A little."

"Just a little?"

She sighs.

"...Actually, a lot. Thank you, I really do need a place to get away from it all."

"No problem."

Actions.

>...Listen, I think I should explain the second wife thing in greater detail. Just give me a chance here, alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>...Want to tumble? (Charisma)
>...How did you like the poem?
>I'm not talking to myself! I'm having a conversation with someone else who happens to have a head and be in the same body with me!
>Well, thank you for your time. I'm going now.
>...The two of you should just sleep next to each other for now.
>Write-in

>>446983
>Didn't use the 1
0/10 worst quest.

>>447008
Oh shit, I better kill myself then.

brb, getting some bleach.

To be honest I didn't even see it until I posted the update. So just blame the elves.

>>446983
>I'm not talking to myself! I'm having a conversation with someone else who happens to have a head and be in the same body with me!

>>447015
That poster was late. Don't forghetti my success roll earlier in the thread that was too late. It's a two-way street, really.

"...I'm not talking to myself. I'm just having a conversation with someone who happens to have a head and be in the same body with me!"

She nods her head.

"Surreee, let's go with that." She says sarcastically.

"But anyways, enough about me. How's your day going?"

"...Much better, thanks to you."

"Good. Great even!"

She cuddles up to you.

"...Well, you know I love you no matter what, right?"

"...Aren't I supposed to say that?"

"You were a little late then."

You can tell she's drifting to sleep.

Actions.

>...I just want to tell you I've given up on the second wife thing. Alright?
>...Fall asleep with her.
>Hang on, you want to ask her a question... (Specify)
>Listen... About the second wives thing, I was wondering if you were alright with it now. (Charisma, HARD)
>...So, how do you like being a dragon?
>Write-In

>>447039
>...Fall asleep with her.

>>447039
>...So, how do you like being a dragon?

Waiting five more minutes anons.

>>447039
>>...So, how do you like being a dragon?

>>447039
>...So, how do you like being a dragon?

"So, how do you like being a dragon so far?"

"...It's an interesting change of pace... Though it's a tad bit strange."

"How so?"

"Well, I haven't really used it besides to fly a little... And I don't know if my people should know I am a dragon now."

"Right..."

Actions.

>...You should just choose whatever you feel like, alright?
>...You should try out your dragon form a little. Get your people used to it, that sort of thing.
>...Just remain human. I like the way you are right now.
>Write-In

>>447082
>...You should try out your dragon form a little. Get your people used to it, that sort of thing.

>>447082
>>...You should just choose whatever you feel like, alright?

Waiting five more minutes.

>>447082
>...You should try out your dragon form a little. Get your people used to it, that sort of thing.

"...Come on, you should try out your dragon form a little. Get your people used to it, that sort of thing."

"...I don't know, Ren. I don't want to think of myself as a dragon, I still want to think of myself as a human."

Actions.

>And that's perfectly fine! You can think yourself human and still rule over the empire with a scaled fist.
>...Come on, your a dragon now. Why think yourself still human?
>That's up for you to decide, if your still human or a dragon now.
>Write-In

>>447133
>That's up for you to decide, if your still human or a dragon now.

>>447133
>And that's perfectly fine! You can think yourself human and still rule over the empire with a scaled fist.

Waiting five more minutes.

>>447137

>>447133
>That's up for you to decide, if your still human or a dragon now.

"Elizabeth, that's up for you to decide. Not me."

"...Well... I do like the power, but on the other cla- I mean, hand. Jesus. This is confusing me now."

"Just say whatever's the most natural to you."

"Well... Personally I'd like to stomp some people to dust, but I don't know how you can take lives so easily."

Actions.

>...Well, humans are basically like ants to me. I generally don't give a second thought.
>I don't know, honestly.
>Come on, if you want to stomp somebody, you stomp somebody.
>Well, why stomp them when you can eat them?
>Write-In

>>447175
>...Well, humans are basically like ants to me. I generally don't give a second thought.

>>447175
>...Well, humans are basically like ants to me. I generally don't give a second thought.
>Well, why stomp them when you can eat them?

>>447175
>Write-In
>Partly because sometimes I have to, but on the other hand it's likely part of my nature. If you don't want to be like that then that's ok, you are you, and no mutagen is going to change that.

>>447187
This.

"Well, humans are basically like ants to me. I don't really give a second thought."

"...Ah."

"But I understand if you're a little hesitant to turn into a dragon and fuck people's shit up."

"Yeah..."

The two of you fade into sleep.

Renexizious has mutated!

Select from the following.

>Upgrade a Mutation
>Stable Mutation.
>Unstable Mutation.
>Extremely Unstable Mutation.
>Ultra Unstable Mutation.
>Attribute Point

>>447216
>>Stable Mutation.
I'm in the mood for a little pick and chose.

>>447216
With the amount of ones we're getting, I'm too afraid to vote.

>>447223
If you're afraid of bad rolls then pick Stable or Upgrade.

>>447216
Also, QuestingQM, you forgot to add the sheet to the first post.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit

>>447216
>Unstable Mutation.

>>447232
I didn't have enough room and I forgot about it.

>>447237
It's cool. Posted it now in case anyone want to check what we have.

>>447216
>Stable Mutation.

Stable it is.

Select from the following.

>Froglike Tongue (Your tongue acts similar to that of a frog.)
>Smooth Scales (+1 Agility, move faster underwater.)
>Large Tail (+1 Agility, tail may damage things behind you in dragon form.)

>>447258
>Large Tail (+1 Agility, tail may damage things behind you in dragon form.)

>>447258
Froglike tongue.
We can snatch people like this without killing them, yeah?

>>447258
>Smooth Scales (+1 Agility, move faster underwater.)

>>447258
>Large Tail (+1 Agility, tail may damage things behind you in dragon form.)

>>447262
No, not really, since the acid in your mouth tends to prevent that.

>>447258
>>Smooth Scales (+1 Agility, move faster underwater.)

Waiting five more minutes anons.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Large Tail.
2=Smooth Scales

Your scales have grown much more smooth, and you can travel as fast as your flight speed, which is to be honest, very slow.

Elizabeth has also mutated!

Select from the following.

>Stable Mutation.
>Unstable Mutation.
>Extremely Unstable Mutation.
>Ultra Unstable Mutation.
>Attribute Point.

I'll hopefully get to her character statistics later today.

>>447308
>Ultra Unstable Mutation.

>>447308
>Ultra Unstable Mutation.

>>447308
>>Stable Mutation.
This is the first time she's mutated without mutagens isn't it?

Roll me a 1d50

Rolled 45 (1d50)

>>447336

Rolled 1 (1d50)

>>447336
You know what would be amusing? If she got pheromones.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>447336

Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>447336
Large!

45

Elizabeth has received... Superior Ice Aura

Over time, environment surrounding Elizabeth will become ice, snow, that sort of thing. Elizabeth can at will shut this off, but is uncontrollable in dragon form.

You wake up, and see the room is practically frozen. Luckily for you, you find this extremely comfortable, thanks to the fact you are an ice dragon.

"...Elizabeth, wake up."

"...What?"

Surrounding you, is snow and icicles on the ceiling... Holy crap.

Actions.

>...Elizabeth, how does it snow underground?
>...What is it that your mortals do when it snows? I think it's called a snowball fight...
>...Climb up to the surface. How the fuck does it snow underground?
>Elizabeth, are you comfortable in here?
>Write-In

>>447398
>>Elizabeth, are you comfortable in here?

>>447398
>Elizabeth, are you comfortable in here?

The garden? Is it okay?

>>447398
>Elizabeth, are you comfortable in here?
Just became a dragon and shes already showing us up with her aura.

"Elizabeth, are you comfortable in here?"

"...Yeah, why?"

"...You don't feel anything?"

"No, but it feels nice in here. A lot warm. Why?"

"...Well, for some reason the entire underground garden is frozen over."

She spits out some snow in her mouth.

"...What? That's impossible!"

"Well, I don't know what could of done this."

"...Hopefully the plants are alright."

IT'S FUCKING F-F-FREEZING, HOLY SHIT.

Actions.

>...Hey, Elizabeth... I think you might be doing this.
>...Cool! Snow fight?
>...You just became a dragon and already are better at your aura then me. Great.
>...I wonder if it's effected the terrain above us.
>Write-In

>>447442
>...You just became a dragon and already are better at your aura then me. Great.

>>447442
>>...You just became a dragon and already are better at your aura then me. Great.
>>...I wonder if it's effected the terrain above us.

>>447442
>...You just became a dragon and already are better at your aura then me. Great.

>>447442
>>...I wonder if it's effected the terrain above us.

"...You just became a dragon and are already better at your aura then me. Great."

"What, are you actually jealous?"

"...Just a little, alright?"

She laughs.

"On the bright side we won't have to pay for air conditioning like the Americans, eh?"

You smile.

"Yep... Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to check on the surface to see if anything happened."

"Alright, I guess. How do I turn this thing off?"

"...Just tell yourself to stop freezing shit, alright?"

As you climb up, you see that there's a small layer of snow surrouding the flowerbed, and the plants have been frosted over. It ends about three feet away from the hole however.

Actions.

>...You should go back down with Elizabeth, this is interesting.
>...Get Elizabeth up here, maybe if she turns into a dragon there will be more snow?
>...Holy shit, you can probably do that mortal thing when it snows underground. Which is cool as hell. Snowball fight?
>Write-In

>>447501
>...Holy shit, you can probably do that mortal thing when it snows underground. Which is cool as hell. Snowball fight?

>>447501
>>...You should go back down with Elizabeth, this is interesting.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Snowball fight.
2=Just head down normally.

You head down, and carefully grab a clump of snow. Elizabeth is currently looking around, amazed at the fact that she froze this place overnight...

Actions.

>...Take the shot! (Agility)
>Do it like a gentleman... Properly address her and challenge her to a duel.
>Nah. You must prepare for the siege. Begin construction on a snow fort, with the help of your mighty breath and obviously superior aura. (Intelligence)
>Nah, this is childish. Even for you.
>Write-In

>>447530
>Nah. You must prepare for the siege. Begin construction on a snow fort, with the help of your mighty breath and obviously superior aura. (Intelligence)

>>447530
>>Do it like a gentleman... Properly address her and challenge her to a duel.

>>447530
>>Do it like a gentleman... Properly address her and challenge her to a duel.

"Elizabeth! I challenge you to a duel!"

"...What?"

"A duel of snowball fighting! May the best dragon win!"

"Ha, you'll rue the day you challenged me to a snowball fight!"

Actions.

>...Throw the first ball! (Agility)
>No, fall back and secure a position! (Intelligence!)
>...Let her take the first shot.
>Write-In

>>447552
>No, fall back and secure a position! (Intelligence!)