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Last time on Dragon Quest we squeezed the Butcher into some fresh Humanaide, got more party members, one half-dragon tapestry maker, who is also naked, some knight who's called the Gefried the Pure, and we killed a vampire and stole his shit.
Oh, and also we were Elizabeth for a little while and fucked some rebels up, peacefully though.

Character Sheet: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Twitter: QuestingQM

"What, are you actually falling in love with me?"

"Honestly, for doing the things you have, it's somewhat hard not to. Also, you taste great."

"Is this your vampire way of saying I love you?"

"...I guess so. Just don't try to exploit that."

"Aw, I love you too Franikizka. And I would never exploit your fondness."

"Thank you. Now, let's get your brother."

You fly for a few hours and eventually find the entrance to Karak Hirn... With your brother standing proud outside. You of course, land right infront of him, causing him to flinch.

"WHAT THE HELL!?"

"Oh, hey Richard. I need you to come with me for a little bit."

"Oh, it's just you Ren. I'm a little busy right now, as I'm trying to make sure the Karak doesn't starve. Maybe after I get some food I'll help."

Actions.

>Grab him, and fly off! (Body)
>Good luck with that, and fly off.
>I guess I can help. Do we get to pillage villages? And I call dibs on all butter.
>Write-In
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>>424150
>We should see if we remember anything about the thing we made for Russia.
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>>424150
>I guess I can help. Do we get to pillage villages? And I call dibs on all butter.
>>
>>424150
I will raze Karak Hirn to ASHES if you don't come with me RIGHT NOW YOU BASTARD SWINE!.
>>
>>424150
>>I guess I can help. Do we get to pillage villages? And I call dibs on all butter.
>>
"Oh! Do we get to pillage villages? I love that! I call dibs on all the butter!"

"...I was hoping to just set up a trade agreement for food, not really rob people of their things."

Actions.

>I don't have time for this. Grab him and fly off (Body)
>Oh. I guess that works too.
>Richard, it's not robbery, it's just liberating the lesser species of their belongings... Besides, you like shiny things don't you? (Charisma)
>Get on or I'll just burn down the remnants of the Karak anyways. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>424229
"I wonder if we could magically create food for now..."
>>
>>424229
>>Oh. I guess that works too.
>>
>>424229
>>Oh. I guess that works too.
>>
>>424229
>>Oh. I guess that works too.
>>
>>424229
>Oh. I guess that works too.

Tell him that he now also own the absolute worst part of Bretonia.
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>>424265
This.
>>
"Oh. I guess that works too."

"Yeah, so what have you been doing while I was busy anyways?"

"Well, now you also own the absolute worst part of Bretonia, congratulations!"

"Oh... Great. I'm just going to assume it's a gift."

"In a sense it is!"

He gets on your back.

"So, where are we supposed to go?"

"Probably the nearest castle, I mean how far away could one be?"

"Alright..."

You take flight, and can't help but ask a question.

"Have you read the list I left you?"

"Yeah. I have."

Actions.

>So, did you see the part where I ate the king of Sweden for bossing me around? It's a personal highlight.
>Oh, have you seen that part where I ate at least twenty diplomats in a single day? I loved that day.
>You aren't angry at me, right?
>So just wondering... When we get back to Sweden, I have something I was working on for my wife, maybe you'll be interested that it's a dragon mutagen...
>Remain silent and continue flying.
>Write-In
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>>424301
>>Remain silent and continue flying.
>>
>>424301
>So, did you see the part where I ate the king of Sweden for bossing me around? It's a personal highlight.
>>
Waiting five more minutes
>>
>>424301
>>You aren't angry at me, right?
>>
"So yeah. Did you see the part where I ate the king of Sweden for bossing me around? It's a personal highlight for me."

"I did, indeed. I wouldn't of done it, but I guess you like ruling things, I suppose."

"Yeah, it's nice bossing people around. Now... You aren't angry at me, right?"

"It's hard to remain angry after a month, but in a sense I still am."

"Why?"

"Well, I'm angry at myself I wasn't there to consul you into the right path, and to probably help you beating the tar out of that king."

"Really?"

"Well, yeah. Your my brother after all. Well, technically my half-brother, but who cares?"

"Yeah, but why exactly would you help me beat up that king?"

"Well, he was exploiting you, and doing that to my little brother isn't something I take lightly."

Actions.

>You don't have to watch out for me, I'm a fucking 32 story dragon.
>Oh, man, I was worried you were pissed off at me.
>Why the hell are you angry at yourself? It would of been really fucking hard to find me.
>Yeah, I'm going to focus on flying now, alright?
>Write-In
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>>424410
>>You don't have to watch out for me, I'm a fucking 32 story dragon.
>Oh, man, I was worried you were pissed off at me.
>>
>>424301
>So, did you see the part where I ate the king of Sweden for bossing me around? It's a personal highlight.

Though I also think dropping the mutagen knowledge could be a good idea, butter him up a little.
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>>424410
>>Why the hell are you angry at yourself? It would of been really fucking hard to find me.
>>
>>424410
>>You don't have to watch out for me, I'm a fucking 32 story dragon.
>Oh, man, I was worried you were pissed off at me.
>>
>>424410
>>Why the hell are you angry at yourself? It would of been really fucking hard to find me.
>>
"You don't have to watch out for me, I'm a fucking 32 story dragon, no one is going to do shit against me."

"You're my brother, why shouldn't I? It goes both ways, and it wouldn't be just if you just looked out for me."

Actions.

>I suppose that's true.
>I don't look out for you in the first place.
>Who gives a damn about justice?
>Why the hell are you the good guy of the family?
>Write-In
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>>424524
>>I suppose that's true.
>>
>>424524
>>I suppose that's true.
>>
>>424524
>>I suppose that's true.
>>
"...I suppose that's true. But oh man, I was worried you were pissed off at me."

"I was at first, but that's over, and I don't blame you for what you've done. Power does corrupt after all, and I'd say you've done a good job of not being too corrupt."

"Too corrupt?"

"Tainted, evil, whatever you want to call it."

"Yeah. Mind if I ask you a question?"

"What is it Renexizious?"

"Why the hell are you angry at yourself? It would of been really fucking hard to find me."

"Because if I don't get angry at myself for failure, failure becomes tolerable, tolerance becomes acceptance, and acceptance becomes weakness, and weakness means failure, which leads to... Well, let's just say bad shit happening."

Actions.

>Why the hell are you so strict on yourself?
>That's a rather... Dominating viewpoint.
>Something tells me you weren't raised with mom either.
>Remain silent and continue flying.
>Write-In
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>>424569
>>Something tells me you weren't raised with mom either.
>>
>>424569
>>Something tells me you weren't raised with mom either.
>>
"Something tells me you weren't raised with mom either."

"Yeah, I wasn't."

"Mind if you tell me?"

"...Only if you promise not to tell anyone. It's... Well, I prefer it not being public knowledge."

Actions.

>I promise.
>I promise. (Lie)
>Well, I don't care then.
>When have you ever had friends at my place anyways?
>Who cares who you were?
>Write-In
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>>424609
>I promise
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>>424609
>>I promise.
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>>424609
>>I promise.
>>
"Listen, I promise alright?"

"Thanks. So, back when I was a kid, I was... Well, I was a paladin for Hextor. I don't like talking about it, and many things I've done in his service I'd rather not remember."

"Who the hell is Hextor?"

"Erh, I'll tell you when we get back to Stalkhoml, or... Whatever it's called."

"It's Stockholm."

Actions.

>Why the hell are you so secretive? I've never even heard of who Hextor is.
>What the hell is so bad about being a paladin of Hextor?
>I understand, don't worry about it.
>Write-In
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>>424659
>>I understand, don't worry about it.
>>
>>424659
This
>Why the hell are you so secretive? I've never even heard of who Hextor is.
Then this
>What the hell is so bad about being a paladin of Hextor?
>>
>>424659
>>I understand, don't worry about it.
>>
>>424675
This.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Press further.
2=Continue on.
>>
"Why the hell are you so secretive, I've never heard who the hell Hextor is."

"It's... Well, basically the church of Hextor teaches that the world is a harsh, unforgiving place. The strong rule the weak, and power is the only reward worth having. Cruelty and mercilessness are necessary tools. Order must be forged from chaos and law from anarchy, but order is meaningless without the will to enforce it. Then we get to the part that tyrants are to be obeyed, and dissenters are to be oppressed or killed, that slaves must obey their masters. That sort of thing, and it's not nice to be in."

"Jesus. That's... Well, what was it like being a paladin of Hextor then?"

"Well, if you enjoy beating peasants up for dissenting, occasional demon summoning rituals, and of course slavery, then it's your choice of church."

"How the hell did someone like you join that church?"

"...We did charity once in a while, and my human parents were devout Hextorians. They pressed for me to join, and they were proud when I did."

Actions.

>Human parents?
>You still talk to them?
>That sounds edgy, even for me.
>How the hell did you stay in that for so long? You're a fucking nice guy. Not some anti-hero or something.
>Oh, slavery? Sounds nice.
>Charity?
>Continue flying and go silent.
>Write-In
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>>424787
>>That sounds edgy, even for me.
>>Human parents?
>>
"Damn, that does sound edgy, even for me."

"Edgy? What does that mean?"

"...Erh, sketchy."

"Yeah. You see why I don't really like talking about it?"

"Yeah, I can see why."

"Yeah."

"So, human parents, eh?"

He sighs.

"Yeah. My dad who was one of mom's concubines managed to flee and escape somehow, and... Well, he was a knight of Hextor, and I was his illegitimate son."

"Ah. Did they treat you well?"

"Yeah, the guy was pretty nice for a Hextorian, he actually legitimized me instead of his second son."

"Huh."[

"Yeah, I'm still an offical Paladin of Hextor, but I don't really... Well, I stopped doing that stuff when I was younger."

You continue flying and fly above what seems to be a castle.

"Well, there we go. A castle to negotiate with."

"Alright, let's not terrify them or anything like that, we just need food and hopefully they can spare some."

Actions.

>...Crash straight into the castle courtyard!
>Land not too far away and shapeshift!
>Land directly infront of the castle.
>Write-In
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>>424858
>>Land not too far away and shapeshift!
Sigh. No, Richard, having people being afraid of you helps get you things.
>>
>>424858
>Land not too far away and shapeshift!
>>
>>424858
>Land not too far away and shapeshift!
>>
You sigh... Clearly Richard doesn't understand the whole concept of tribute.

"Richard, having people being afraid of you helps you get things."

You land not too far away and shapeshift into your dragonblood form.

"But this time I'll do it for you, alright?"

"Yeah, thanks man... Actually, on second thought just look at who's in our party. We have a naked... Half dragon, a very confused knight, some guy with a bow, a guy with a hat, and your vampire girlfriend. How the fuck don't we look suspicious?"

Actions.

>...The correct answer is that you look too suspicious to be suspicious.
>Clearly he does not understand how to run a hare- You mean, a party.
>That's a part of the fun!
>Wait, are you saying shift into dragon form and land inside the castle, because I think your saying that.
>Write-In
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>>424942
>...The correct answer is that you look too suspicious to be suspicious.
>>
>>424942
>...The correct answer is that you look too suspicious to be suspicious

We could also just leave some of the party here, there is little need for them to go in with us.
>>
>>424942
>Wait, are you saying shift into dragon form and land inside the castle, because I think your saying that.
>>
>>424942
>...The correct answer is that you look too suspicious to be suspicious.
>>
"The correct answer is that we're too suspicious to look suspicious."

"...Alright, I'm just going to follow your logic, now let's start going up to that castle, eh?"

Your party treks uphill, while Marshal starts telling everyone stories of some dire badger he shot in the eye when he was a child. The knight laughs him off, and Frankizka shakes her head, claiming that "dire badgers aren't a thing." Meanwhile, the tapestry maker has decided to talk to Marshal, and Marshal can't help but be blunt about her... Exposed parts. He gets hit in the face but she apologizes and carries him, while the Knight can't help but claim that "hitting random people could kill them with your strength." Of course, she claims that she carefully weighs her mass-to-muscle ratio or some shit, and the Knight just nods his head.

This is the best adventure party ever.

You come up to the castle and a guard looks over.

"Who goes there?"

Actions.

>...Let the naked tapestry maker do the introductions.
>Let Marshal do the introductions.
>Let Richard do the introductions.
>You'll do the introductions.
>Let the knight do the introductions.
>Frankizka can do it.
>Shapeshift into a dragon and demand to be let in. (Intimidation)
>Write-in
>>
>>424998
>Let Richard do the introductions.

Let's try diplomacy. We can burn and raze our way in later
>>
>>424998
>Let Richard do the introductions.
Let's give our bro a chance to shine.
>>
'Richard, introduce us!"

"Hail! I am sir Richard of... Reikhall? This is my brother, sir Renexizious the Dragonknight, and behind us is a mighty adventuring party!"

"Oi! You all look like freaks!"

"...Nevertheless, we are an adventuring party here on behalf of Karak Hirn for a trade agreement."

You hear muttering on the otherside.

"Fine! But if you try anything fishy, we'll gut ya!"

"Works for me."

The gate opens slowly.

"Good job Richard."

"Yeah, thank the gods he didn't press further on who most of these people are, since I barely know any of them."

You walk into the castle and a man, wearing spectacles and being slightly overweight comes up to you.

"Ah! I see you are here to negotiate a trade agreement with me!"

"Yes, yes we are."

"Good, good. Now come inside."

You follow him inside, and note that the "Castle" is more or less a motte and bailey.

"So, let's get down to business, what do you need?"

"Food."

"Oh, that's it? Very well. We want some dwarven ironcrafts, engineers for a few days, and hopefully some minerals in exchange."

Actions.

>That's outrageous just for some food!
>Do you know who I am? I have over 3000 confirmed kills... (Intimidation)
>Marshal, do your boasting again!
>Quickly, knight, act confused so you'll confuse him!
>Quickly, naked tapestryworker, distract him!
>Richard, do... Something reasonable!
>Adelmann, quickly accuse him of heresy if he doesn't agree!
>Frankizka, dominate him!
>Write-In
>>
>>425100
>>That's outrageous just for some food!
>>Richard, do... Something reasonable!
>>
"That's outrageous just for some food!"

"Well, we need our food as well, and we have a notable lack of engineers around here."

You whisper to Richard.

"Quickly, do something!"

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if he can lower the price of the agreement.
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>425243
>>
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>425243
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>425243
And this is where being big and scary pays off. Just ask Commodore Perry.
>>
10+1=11

Great Failure!

"Why don't we negotiate some more? You need something, I need something... We all win."

"Maybe, but my prices are set, sir."

Actions.

>...Come on, just lower the prices so I don't have to stomp all over your little castle, I'd rather not get splinters. (Intimidation, VERY HARD)
>...Hey, I'm going to be outside for a few minutes, alright?
>Marshal, start boasting or something.
>Knight, confuse him so we can bargain better!
>Erh, naked tapestry worker, do something smart?
>Richard, keep being reasonable! (HARD)
>Frankizka, just dominate him or something.
>Adelmann, accuse him of heresy or something!
>Write-In
>>
>>425315
>Frankizka, just dominate him or something.
You know what? Easy mode.
>>
"Frankizka, dominate him."

"In full view of literally everyone?"

"Sure!"

"Ren, find a way to distract people for a few minutes and then we'll talk, alright?"

Actions.

>Nevermind then...
>Sure, I'll find a way to distract them...
>So? Just do it.
>>
>>425358
>Sure, I'll find a way to distract them...
>>
>>425358
>Sure, I'll find a way to distract them...

Drowsyness pheromone
>>
>>425358
>>Sure, I'll find a way to distract them...
We're good at catching people's attention.
>>
"Sure, I'll find a way to distract everyone."

"Good."

Actions.

>...Shapeshift in front of everyone? Not to dragn size, just half-dragon.
>...Go outside and shapeshift into a dragon.
>Fuck it, just punch a guard or something. (Body)
>Maybe Lust pheromone could cut it.
>Use a pheromone.
>...Erh, summon your familiar to assist!
>Magic show? Magic show.
>Write-in
>>
>>425389
>>...Shapeshift in front of everyone? Not to dragon size, just half-dragon.
Sorry, did that startle you? I tend to do this when I find people are trying to rip me off.
>>
>>425389
>Write-in
Challenge them to a duel for insulting us with their offer.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
>>
>>425400
+1
>>
>>425389
>>Magic show? Magic show.
>>
You decide to shapeshift into a half dragon...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if this gets attention.
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>425489
We're a motherfucking dragon, they better pay attention or we'll have to escalate further.
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>425489
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>425489
>>
>>425504
>>425510
>>425526
People turning into Half-dragons must be a common sight in these parts or something.
>>
7+8=15

Failure!

You shapeshift into a half dragon in full view, but it seems no one pays attention.

"What the hell? Why does no one care that I just became bigger, scalier, and grew a tail?"

"Huh? Oh, you guys are adventurers. We're used to that sort of thing by now when it comes to murderhobos."

You growl.

Actions.

>Escalate further.
>Escalate further outside.
>...Whelp, you aren't at your full size yet, slowly get bigger and imposing, maybe that will work. Or maybe you might just thwack someone with your tail or something.
>Pheromones, go!
>Write-In
>>
>>425553
>Pheromones, go!
Light Fear
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+2 to see if the pheromones do anything.
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>425600
>>
16+2=18

Good Success!

You release a slight amount of fear pheromone.

"...Well, I suppose I can lower the price just a little. Maybe just some minerals and ironcrafts?"

"That's better..."]

Actions.

>But that's still not good enough. (Intimidation, HARD)
>I agree.
>...How about instead of a trade agreement, how about you give my brother tribute, and I won't step all over your damned castle? (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>425600
>>
>>425628
>>I agree.
>>
>>425628
>Write-In
Try to clarify exactly how much food we are getting from this deal. We need enough to feed all the dwarves.
>>
>>425650
+1
>>
"We need at least... Well, at least four caravans to feed the dwarves, you do know this, right?"

"I guessed that, yes."

Frankizka whispers to you.

"Still want me to dominate him? Everyone's staring at you now."

Actions.

>Sure!
>Nah, we're good now.
>Hang on, they aren't fully distracted.
>Write-In
>>
>>425670
Sure, we need to secure the deal absolutely. As soon as we will be gone, they will change their mind.
>>
>>425670
>Sure!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she can dominate!
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>425682
>>
>>425670
>>Nah, we're good now.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>425682
>>
"Do it."

You see her stare into the lord's eyes, and they turn red, then back to normal.

"Did it work?"

"Yeah it did. Watch."

"You know, I have a fondness for dwarves... Why don't I give you the food for free?"

Richard scratches his head.

"But... I thought you wanted something in return?"

"No no, I insist."

"Erh... Alright, I suppose."

Actions.

>...Tune it down a little, Frankizka.
>Sweet, see if he can't give you some butter and money at the same time!
>Frankizka, make him say he's willing to be our vassal!
>...Frankizka, good job..
>Headpat Frankizka, she did a good job.
>Write-In
>>
>>425700
>>Headpat Frankizka, she did a good job.
>>
>>425700
>>Headpat Frankizka, she did a good job.
Didn't think her the type but alright.
>>
>>425700
>Headpat Frankizka, she did a good job.
>>
>>425700
>>Headpat Frankizka, she did a good job.
>>
You pat her on the head.

"Good job."

"Oh, erh... Thanks, I guess."

"Well, thank you sir for your kindness, let's get to signing it, shall we?"

"Very well."

A few minutes later, the "Trade Agreement" is complete, and Richard turns back to you as you leave the fortress.

"See, I make a decent diplomat."

Actions.

>You sure did.
>Remain silent.
>Actually, you should thank Frankizka, she saved your ass.
>Actually, that would be me.
>Write-In
>>
>>425740
>You sure did.
Pat his head too so he doesn't feel left out.
>>
>>425740
>You sure did.
>>
"You sure did."

You pat him on his head, and he just shrugs his shoulders, somewhat confused.

"Thanks? I guess?"

"No problem, little brother."

"I'm your big brother, technically."

"Well, height wise I'm your big brother, so get on my back and let's liberate us a Damned Duchy!"

You transform, and fly off with everyone back to Mousllion...

What exactly is your plan?

Actions.

>Go to that fucking Ducal Palace or whatever, that was made by FUCKING ELVES.
>Probably should deal with the Carrion Hills, or whatever.
>Sewer monsters, prepare to be smoked out!
>Actually, you should find a laboratory or somewhere safe to practice a cleansing mutagen... Or you know, you could just turn the entire populace into half dragons. Who's going to call you out on it anyways?
>Write-In
>>
>>425774
>Actually, you should find a laboratory or somewhere safe to practice a cleansing mutagen... Or you know, you could just turn the entire populace into half dragons. Who's going to call you out on it anyways?
>>
>>425774
>>Actually, you should find a laboratory or somewhere safe to practice a cleansing mutagen... Or you know, you could just turn the entire populace into half dragons. Who's going to call you out on it anyways?

But look for an actual cure first.
>>
You search overhead for a laboratory you could use... You see a few things that might work out.

>There's some sort of small peasant village right by the swamp. It might not be ideal conditions, but you'll have plenty of workers... Wiling or not to assist.
>The nobles tower you stayed in is secluded, but has great working conditions.
>The city might have a alchemy shop which will prove for highly ideal conditions, but you might attract suspicion from the superstitious peasantry, not to mention there might be previous owners you'll have to take care of.
>>
>>425810
>>The city might have a alchemy shop which will prove for highly ideal conditions, but you might attract suspicion from the superstitious peasantry, not to mention there might be previous owners you'll have to take care of.

Bribe them, we have half a million worth of gold.
>>
>>425810
>The city might have a alchemy shop which will prove for highly ideal conditions, but you might attract suspicion from the superstitious peasantry, not to mention there might be previous owners you'll have to take care of.
>>
You fly outside of the city's swamp, and shift down. As you go through the city's abysmal conditions, you see a man in rags dragged out of a crumbling house by an angry mob and is tied to a nearby post by the mob, and is mauled upon by the crowd.

Actions.

>Approach the crowd and demand to know what this man did.
>...Just continue on, you have bigger things to worry about.
>Join in, if he's being beaten by a mob he's probably done something wrong.
>Breathe fire into the air to cause the crowd to scatter!
>Pheromones?
>Write-In
>>
>>425844
>Approach the crowd and demand to know what this man did.
>>
"You, there, citizen, what did this man do?"

"He summoned Creeping Things last night! I saw em', I did! With me own two eyes! He did it with his evil thoughts, I swear!"

Richard comes up behind you.

"We should help, or are you already on it?"

Actions.

>Demand the peasants to leave this man alone. (Intimidation)
>...Clearly your intellect can assure the populace to leave this man alone. (Intelligence)
>Very well, have a good go at it!
>Pheromones?
>I would say YOU are the one that summoned them, why else would you accuse another man of summoning creeping things? (Wisdom)
>Write-In
>>
>>425877
>...Clearly your intellect can assure the populace to leave this man alone. (Intelligence)
Say big words until they go away
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6!
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>425896
>>
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>
Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>425896
>>
18+6=24

Good Success!

"I believe that you've failed to properly consider that a simple optical illusion on your eyes might of played a key role in causing you to believe this man is indeed a witch or whatnot. I highly recommend consuming battery acid, or if that is not available to you at the current time, a healthy dose of bleach may cure you."

"...What are you saying?"

"That I am a doctor without a PhD, and your eyes are terrible, in fact they look more reptilian then a normal human eye."

"Oi! Your eyes are reptillian, stop projecting on me!"

"I'm sorry to say, but your major affliction is insanity. Guards! This man is insane and is accusing me of being a lizard person, when I am in fact trained medical personnel!"

"Oi! Leave the doctor alone!"

The grab the man and haul him off, while the mob chases after him!

"I knew the lizard people were behind it all! I knew!" he yells into the distance as he is dragged away.

"...Well, that's one way to handle an angry mob. Sic it on someone else."

"He'll be fine."

The brutalized man gets to his feet, and thanks you. He hands you a piece of... Moldy bread, and a gold coin he found.

Actions.

>Thank you, I suppose.
>...Erh, do you have anything more... Shiny?
>You can keep it, I don't need moldy bread. Or a single gold coin.
>Take the gold coin but tell the man to keep the bread.
>Write-In
>>
>>425935
>Take the gold coin but tell the man to keep the bread.
We're much more a meat and butter dragon.
>>
>>425935
>You can keep it, I don't need moldy bread. Or a single gold coin.
>>
>>425935
>>Take the gold coin but tell the man to keep the bread.
>>
>>425935
>Write-in
Take the man.
>>
"Erh, thank you. Keep the bread though."

He hands you the gold coin and you continue searching for an alchemy store, and you eventually come to the Chapel District. The knight halts you.

"Excuse me, dragon, but would you care if I went into the chapel district to fulfill my knightly oath of prayer to the Lady?"

Actions.

>Come on, we've nearly found an alchemy shop.
>Sure, I suppose.
>Could I come as well? I'm somewhat interested in this chapel.
>Would you mind if the party came with you? I think we could use some time away from the flies, sewage, and other nasties out here.
>Write-In
>>
>>425963
>>Sure, I suppose.
>>
"Sure, I suppose. Just don't get lost or anything."

"Very well."

He goes inside the large and compared to the rest of the city, well-kept chapel. Meanwhile, outside some sort of street preacher, female as well, is offering prayers and blessings... For only a sum of fifty gold. And if you want to drink from the grail... It's only two-hundred gold coins.

Actions.

>Marshal's Bretonnian, right? Maybe he can tell you what that's all about.
>Eh, ask Frankizka.
>No, just continue waiting for the Knight.
>Ditch the knight and continue on.
>...Prayers for only a few gold? Without any actual work? Look out, here comes Renexizious!
>Write-In
>>
>>426013
>Marshal's Bretonnian, right? Maybe he can tell you what that's all about.
>>
>>426013
>>Marshal's Bretonnian, right? Maybe he can tell you what that's all about.
>>
"Hey, Marshal, what's that all about?"

"What?"

"That girl, she's selling prayers."

"...Hang on a minute, you don't need to pay money to pray. Not to mention selling the ability to drink from a Grail? That's downright thievery! I bet it's not even real! Not to mention us commoners can't worship the Lady!"

"So she's a heretic?"

"Worse! A con-artist!"

"How is that worse?"

"My dad lost his sheep AND his pig to one of them!"

You see peasants commonly coming up, offering snail shells and other currency to the Damsel. It seems that some of the peasants who pay get dragged away by a militia, seemingly guarding a well, and cries of "I can't pay enough!" follow... Highly suspicious.

Actions.

>Con-Artist, eh? Maybe you can get in on this... You could always go for some more money.
>Hey, Marshal. Give her a piece of your mind or something.
>...Something tells you that those peasant's aren't just paying for prayers. Go stop her and her gang.
>You don't want any trouble. Just wait for the knight to get back.
>Write-In
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>>426044
>Hey, Marshal. Give her a piece of your mind or something.
>>
>>426044
>Hey, Marshal. Give her a piece of your mind or something.
>>
"Marshal, give them a piece of your mind or something."

"Ha! They will rue the day they insulted the Lady!"

He draws his longbow, and aims it towards the guard extorting the peasant.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he can William Tell the shit out of this.
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>426070
>>
>>426072
William Told.
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>>426072
Marshal can apparently only get twenties when he shoots his longbow.
>>
20+4=24

Critical Success!

He fires a shot and scores a headshot straight on one of the guards, knocking them down. He quickly fires again, shooting one in the neck, and fires a third shot into the final guard, straight in the eye. All of this, in the blink of an eye. He draws another arrow, carefully aims it down, and fires it straight into the Damsel's coin pouch, releasing gold coins into the street. The Damsel cowers and Marshal goes up to her.

Actions.

>Deal with the Damsel with Marshal.
>...Gold coins, in the street? Start stuffing your pockets! Actually, you don't have pockets, so start stuffing your bag!
>Eh, just continue waiting.
>What the fuck Marshal, are you an elf or something?
>...I hate to admit this, but you did good Marshal. You did good.
>Write-in
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>>426092
>What the fuck Marshal, are you an elf or something?
>...I hate to admit this, but you did good Marshal. You did good.
Marshal must be the terminator with these skills.
>>
>>426092
>What the fuck Marshal, are you an elf or something?
>...I hate to admit this, but you did good Marshal. You did good.
>>
"What the fuck Marshal, are you an elf or something?"

"No, I don't have pointed ears, why do you say that m'lord?"

"...Longbows are fucking overpowered, but you did good Marshal. You did good."

"Really? Thank you, my lord!"

He turns back and marches up to the Damsel, he begins to threaten her and demand that she go take her "con-artist" skills elsewhere.

Eventually the knight comes out, somewhat angry.

"They're demanding me to pay money to wo-"

"Hey, knight! I've already taken care of it."

"Very good, you'd make a fine squire one day... If you weren't a peasant, sadly enough."

"I am honored, my lord!"

Actions.

>Why the hell not take him on as a squire?
>...Well, I'll make him my squire if you don't want a squire.
>Squire, I demand you impress them next time, as my position is threatened!
>...Head pat Marshal?
>Continue to search for the alchemy shop.
>Write-In
>>
>>426114
>Why the hell not take him on as a squire?
>>
>>426114
>...Well, I'll make him my squire if you don't want a squire.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>426114
>>Why the hell not take him on as a squire?
>>
"Why the hell not take him on as a squire?"

"He's a peasant, and the Chivalry Oath is very clear that a peasant may only move up if he is indeed knighted by the Lady herself."

"And how often has that happened?"

"...Twice in all of Bretonnian history."

Actions.

>I demand you take him on as your squire, then!
>...Fine, I'll take him on as his squire.
>Eh, I don't particularly care.
>Write-In
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>>426180
>...Fine, I'll take him on as his squire.
>>
>>426180
>I demand you take him on as your squire, then!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Demand.
2=Take him.
>>
"Fine then, I'll take him as my squire then!"

Marshal decides to speak up.

"It's fine, m'lord. I'm not really squire material, really. I'm just a peasant with a bow."

Actions.

>Whether you like it or not, you are my squire from now on.
>Fine then. Remain a peasant, Marshal.
>Come on, you're more then a peasant with a bow. (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>426215
>Come on, you're more then a peasant with a bow. (Charisma)
>>
>>426215
>Come on, you're more then a peasant with a bow. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7, additional +2 if you can point out why he's more then a peasant with a bow.
>>
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426228
>>
Waiting ten more minutes for dice rolls.
>>
Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426228
You're more than just a peasant with a bow, clearly you have the skill to go beyond your station and honour tempered by your humble origins
>>
Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426228
>>
>>426228
You're an amazing peasant with a bow, and you have impressed me. And in my lands, that's than enough for you to gain a place at court.
>>
12+9=21

Success!

"Come on, you're more then just a peasant with a bow. You have the skill to go beyond your station and honour tempered by your humble origins. In my lands, that's enough to get you a place at court."

"...I suppose. But I don't even know how to swing a sword, and all I know how to use is a bow."

"Don't worry, I'll teach you."

"Oh, thank you m'lord. I didn't expect to become a squire... I can only wonder what my wife would think."

"She'd be proud, Marshal."

"Thank you once again, my lord, for saving my wife. I am truly indebted to you."

"It's no big deal. Come on then, let's find an alchemy shop."

Your search eventually comes to what seems to be a run-down alchemy shop, boarded up and abandoned. You also note the boards are placed on the outside, and the window above is opened.

Actions.

>...Rip off the boards and enter.
>Hang on, maybe you can lift someone to the second story? There's an open window up there! (Body)
>Hey, Frankizka... Would the tales of vampires being able to turn into bats hold any truth? Oh, and whisper this so no one else hears.
>...See if there's a second entrance.
>Maybe the sewers connect to this building... Maybe you can enter it through there.
>Write-in
>>
>>426282
>...Rip off the boards and enter.
>>
>>426282
>>...Rip off the boards and enter.
Simple enough.
>>
You rip off the boards and enter the room. Inside rats flee, thousands of them. It seems looters have already gotten to this alchemy shop as there is little ingredients here.

You can't help but get the feeling you're being watched, as some of the rats, some the size of small dogs watch you and your party enter.

Actions.

>...Maybe you could talk to Khorne about helping you with this whole mutagen and cleansing the body thing.
>Maybe someone in your party can help you make a mutagen to either transform people or clean them of their mutation and... Well, inbreeding. (Specify Who)
>No, you'll do it solo. You keep your shit under guard.
>...You don't like the looks of this place. Find another place.
>Write-In

Also, what mutagen do you guys want to make?

>Dragonblood Mutagen (Anesthetic Required)
>Half-Dragon Mk 2
>Half Dragon Mk 3
>Half Dragon Shapeshift
>Try to create a Purifier Mutagen.
>...Try to make a Dragonblood mutagen that doesn't require Anasthetics.
>Write-in
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>>426305
>No, you'll do it solo. You keep your shit under guard.
>...Try to make a Dragonblood mutagen that doesn't require Anasthetics.
Fear Pheromones! Get those animals to drop dead from fear.
>>
>>426305
>>Try to create a Purifier Mutagen.
>>
>>426312
I feel like whenever you use Fear Pheromones ominous music similar to the Imperial March from Star Wars starts playing in the background. Or is that just me?
>>
>>426305
>No, you'll do it solo. You keep your shit under guard.
>>...Try to make a Dragonblood mutagen that doesn't require Anasthetics.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>426321
Come on 20
>>
>>426322
That's not a 20 at all! Bad dice!

Barbaric?
>>
So anons... Use Barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>426321
Check this 20
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>>426327
>Yes!
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>>426327
>No
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>>426327
Yes
>>
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>426321

>>426327
Yes
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to save your ass!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>426337
Khorne guide our dice
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>426337
>inb4 it's a one
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>426337
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

14

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and counter my 1d20!
>>
>>426344
Someone else roll, the dice isn't favouring me right now.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>426344
For our dragonic overlords!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>426344
>>
>>426354
H-h-hehe...

Im sorry guys
>>
>>426354
Oh shit, a double crit fail.

Have you guys been making your sacrifices to Khorne and the Dice Gods recently?
>>
Double Critical Failure!

You begin mixing with one of your claws in half-dragon form... And hear it fizzing?

Fizzing isn't what something like this mutagen should do. It should be bubbling... Suddenly, one of the bubbles explodes violently, and you accidentally spill it into the gunpowder barrel you were using as a regent.

...Oh fucking shit.

You realize you only have a few seconds to do something, before the barrel explodes.

Actions.

>...Run away yelling at the top of your lungs! Maybe everyone will get the idea to get the fuck out.
>Khorne, are you there Khorne?
>Grab the barrel and try to throw it outside! (Agility, HARD)
>Oh fuck, throw yourself onto the gunpowder, maybe you can take the explosion! (Body, VERY HARD)
>Well, you can in theory digest anything. Can you eat and digest a barrel full of gunpowder? (Body, HARD, Very Fucking Risky.)
>Write-In
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>>426365
>Grab the barrel and try to throw it outside! (Agility, HARD)
>>
>>426365
>ICE BREATH
>>
>>426369
You do know we have a -4 for Agility right?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Grab it and toss!
2=FREEZE IT!
>>
>>426375
No... besides, who has the time to actually look at and remember character sheets anyways.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 to freeze it!
>>
Rolled 19 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426381
>>
Rolled 7 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426380
Rens character sheet is more of a small book than an actual sheet so I'll give you that.
>>426381
>>
>>426387
It fucking is, and it is hell on earth to go through.

19+15

Overwhelming Success!

You freeze the barrel solid, and carefully remove it from the premise. It explodes not too long afterwards, and you continue working.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to continue research!
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>426391
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>426391
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>426391
>>
16+5=21

Good Success!

You make a fairly effective Dragonblood mutagen...

Bonus: Strong (Obvious in the title!)
Defect: Independent (Dislikes being led, and infectees generally like doing their own thing.)

Actions.

>Refine it further! (Alchemy)
>No, no. It's fine.
>...Maybe someone in your party might want some of this mutagen?
>Write-in
>>
>>426415
>Refine it further! (Alchemy)
>>
>>426415
>No, no. It's fine.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Refine.
2=Leave it be.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to refine further!
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>426429
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>426429
>>
12+5=16

Borderline Success!

Bonuses: Strong, Sea-Loving (Tends to fair better at sea.)
Defects: Independent, Slow (Tend to move slower and have lowered agility)

After you've finished with the mutagen, the naked half dragon, Berenice comes in.

"What is it? I'm very busy!"

"...Well, erh... Everyone's preparing to make dinner."

"What are we eating?"

"...Rats, and some of the well water."

Actions.

>...Well, my wife forced me to learn how to cook... I can cook tonight. (Cooking)
>Please! I'd rather sack a town and eat it's inbred populace then eat a rat!
>...Erh... We don't have anything else to eat?
>Leave me be! I am very busy!
>Write-In
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>>426437
>>...Well, my wife forced me to learn how to cook... I can cook tonight. (Cooking)
Have you seen Chef by Jon Favreau?
>>
>>426437
>...Well, my wife forced me to learn how to cook... I can cook tonight. (Cooking)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can cook rat.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>426444
The Jews did this.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>426444
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>426444
>>
19+4=23

Success!

You successfully cook rat into something... Edible. You find it somewhat degrading, but consume the rat. As you look outside, it's night time, and well... You need a place to sleep.

Actions.

>...You don't fucking trust this place with it's rats and shit. Find a different place for the night.
>This... Will work, begrudgingly enough.
>...You must find a way to make this barren shop comfy...
>Write-in
>>
>>426450
>Summon Smaug so he can kill the rats while you sleep.
>>
>>426450
>...You must find a way to make this barren shop comfy...

Maybe we can pulverize the floor into smooth and comfy pebbles?
>>
You summon Smaug, and order him to kill the rats while you sleep. He finds this somewhat degrading, but does it anyways. Meanwhile, you decide to make the floor a little less... Rough.

Roll me a 1d20+15 for interior home punching design.
>>
Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426455
>>
Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426455
>>
Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426455
>>
11+15=26

Borderline Success!

You make some of the more... Pointed pebbles a little more comfortable, and you find a small room, which seems to be... Well, a storage room. It's rather small though, and you decide to sleep in there tonight...

Actions.

>But first, maybe talking to some people might be nice. (Specify who to talk to.)
>...Eh, invite Richard to sleepover in your room.
>Get Frankizka to sleep with you.
>...Maybe someone else.
>Write-In
>>
>>426464
>But first, maybe talking to some people might be nice. (Specify who to talk to.)
Adellman
>>
>>426464
>Get Frankizka to sleep with you.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Talk to Adelmann
2=Sleep with Frankizka!
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>>426472
aww yiss
>>
You go to sleep with Frankizka, and she rests up next to you, like usual. Of course, she's cuddled up to you for warmth, since your natural frost aura tends to make poorly insulated rooms effectively a freezer.

Actions.

>...Tumbling Time! (Charisma)
>No, you want to talk to her a little.
>...Turn up the frost aura! You fucking love freezers, also she's undead, she'll be fine.
>...Maybe you should get her a blanket or something.
>Just go to sleep.
>>
>>426478
>...Tumbling Time! (Charisma)

Because why not.
>>
Goddamn, aren't you determined to get laid every night?

Roll me a 1d20+7
>>
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426488
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426488
>>
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426488
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>426488
>>
>>426478
>...Maybe you should get her a blanket or something.
Beta mode engaged.
>>
10+7=17

Borderline Failure!

"Hey, Frankizka, want to tumble again?"

"...I'm exhausted, not really."

"Why?!"

"Mostly still terrified of flying on your back, that high up in the sky."

She clutches closely to you.

Actions.

>...What, do you have a fear of heights or something?
>...Oh, come on. I'd never drop you.
>Well, we'll do it tonight or I'll invite that tapestry worker from earlier, damn it! (Intimidation)
>...Oh, alright then... Drift into sleep.
>Fine, I guess. Want to talk then?
>Lust pheromone... Even if it might accidentally leak out into another room.
>Write-In
>>
>>426501
>...Oh, alright then... Drift into sleep.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>426501
>...Oh, come on. I'd never drop you.
>>
"Oh come on... I'd never drop you."

You fade into sleep after that, and wake up in the morning, stepping outside to a rather fat Smaug. As in somewhat obese. You unsummon him to avoid any issues and you find yourself with your mutagen... Now, what to do with it...

Actions.

>Pour it down the only clean city well!
>First, ask if anyone wants a dose of this stuff!
>You know, you could just advertise your a doctor and advertise this to people. Even if it might take a very long time.
>No, save it for later.
>>
>>426515
>Pour it down the only clean city well!
>>
You head to the only clean city well... And purposely drop it in. No one seems to notice, luckily enough.

With that done, you have a few more plans to enact.

>...Ducal Palace, more like "Your Palace".
>You should deal with the Carrion Hills.
>...Time for an adventure into the Sewers.
>Eh, shapeshift into dragon form and proclaim this city under your control or something. Might as well make it official.
>You wonder what exactly is on those ships in the harbor.
>Write-in
>>
>>426519
>You should deal with the Carrion Hills.
>>
>>426519
>Eh, shapeshift into dragon form and proclaim Frankizka under your control or something. Might as well make it official by skullfucking her.
>>
>>426522
top kek

Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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>>426519
>You should deal with the Carrion Hills.
>>
>>426522
I'm just ignoring this since other anons didn't vote for it.

You decide you should probably deal with the Carrion Hills.

As you head there on foot with your party, you find some undead zombies, but it takes little effort for your band to dispatch them. As you continue on, you see the Carrion Hills, right outside the gate. The stench of rot and decay is unmistakable.

Actions.

>...Transform and burrow to make the hills deeper.
>...You know what? Fuck respecting the dead, why not just attempt to eat the corpses? That will take care of the problem and fill you up.
>...Maybe you should just go.
>So... Anyone got any ideas?
>Write-In
>>
>>426532
>Burn the corpses?
>>
>>426532
>Write-In
Create some supercharged carrion eating insects with alchemy.
>>
>>426532
>Burn the corpses
>>
Attempting to burn corpses... Roll me a 1d20+15 to melt piles of skeletons and corpses.
>>
Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426544
This is going to smell horrible
>>
Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426544
>>
Critical Success!

You transform, and Flames is rather eager to set fire to the corpses, which well... It smells terrible. However, it seems this has a universal effect throughout the city, as you notice some of the undead falling over and collapsing... It seems this was a major place for dark power, and you might of just easily taken out the necromantic powers in the land.

You shift back down.

"Well, that was easy. What's next?"

"...How the... Why hasn't anyone thought of that?"

"Probably because it would of smelled bad and probably take a lot of gasoline."

"What's gasoline?"

"Nevermind... Now..."

Actions.

>Take care of the Ducal Palace!
>...Sewer time. Great.
>Proclaim your rulership over the lands.
>...Check out those ships in the harbor.
>Write-In
>>
>>426554
>...Sewer time. Great.
>>
"Now it's time to deal with the sewers."

"So, what's the plan?"

Actions.

>...Well, we don't really *need* a sewer. Just burrow into it and collapse it.
>We'll personally go down there.
>Maybe I can burn them out?
>We'll send Smaug in to scout.
>Write-in
>>
>>426559
>Maybe I can burn them out?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 to see if burning them out will be effective.
>>
Rolled 14 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426563
>>
Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>426563
>>
17+15=29

Success!

You shift into dragon form, and breathe a hearty amount of flames into one of the crypts, and see some smoke come out of some crypts and houses...

"...I would say we got most of it, but I think we should still go down there." Frankizka says to you.

"Into a sewer? Are you mad?" says the Knight, who is quickly countered by Frankizka.

"What, are you a man or a rat?"

"I am a man, but sewers of any sort are guaranteed death traps!"

"Erh... I don't really have my range advantage in the sewers either. I'd prefer not to go down there."

"...I can hit people in the sewers who keep questioning why I don't wear clothes, right?"

Actions.

>...Calm down, we'll all go in together.
>Nope, sewers are fucking suicidal. Besides we probably got most of them.
>...I'll just stay out here, and we'll send groups down there.
>We'll splint into groups and I'll go with them!
>Write-In
>>
>>426572
>...Calm down, we'll all go in together.
>>
>>426572
Make a ton of Dragonblood Mutagen which requires anesthetic and pour it into the sewer. Then breathe some fire into the sewers. I'm sure inhaling alot of the mutagen would work to kill off most things.
>>
>>426583
You seem to forget that most things down there are undead.
Undead lack the need to breathe.
>>
>>426583
This sounds like a a horrible idea that might make dragonblood ratmen so lets go with that
>>
...Fucking fine, I guess.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how this fucking works. -4 because you'll have to make makeshift anesthetic, which may or may not work.
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>426590
am retard
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>426590
>>
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>426590
>>
16+2=18

Borderline Success!

After many hours of finding buckets, containers, crates, and crafting fucktons of mtuagen, you think you've both deprived yourself of crafting materials for alchemy in the future, and of containers.
You start pouring it in, and breath fire in once more. Some skaven come out ablaze and the fumes coming out smell more or less like your body odor when you've forgotten to take a bath for most of a year. Which sufficiently said, is essentially sulfur.

After an hour of smelling burning Skaven flesh and seeing them somewhat mutate, you are fairly sure you've cleared out the sewer without actually going in there. Good.

However, the amount of physical labor has left your party exhausted, due to... Well, carrying crates right by the entrances.

"...Can't we take a break..." says Marshal, who's arms have gone somewhat flabby.

Actions.

>No! We must purify this land!
>Sure, Frankizka, you know this city... Is there any bars or anything around here?
>Well, I suppose we can rest for another night.
>Write-In
>>
>>426603
>Sure, Frankizka, you know this city... Is there any bars or anything around here?
>>
"Sure... Frankizka, do you know any bars nearby?"

"I saw some dockside tavern called the Fallen Heaven. It might do for some alcohol."

"Good then. Come on then, everyone."

You go down to the docks, which is slightly more upkept then most of the city, as the docks aren't mostly crumbling ruins.
Mostly. You occasionally see a building collapse in the distance.

As you go down the dockside you eventually find a shanty building called the Fallen Heaven, and enter. For a bar, it's rather unsavory... But you suppose it'll sate your thirst. You decide to take a seat at the bar, with Adelmann taking a seat next to you, Frankizka also sitting besides you, while the naked tapestry maker sits at a table to play somesort of card game. She seems to be winning thanks to her natural intelligence and... Well, nudity. Marshal meanwhile, has decided to drink a little with the knight that's decided to travel with you thus far.

Actions.

>...Talk to Frankizka.
>Talk to Adelmann.
>...You know, you should probably get to know Berenice better.
>Marshal, your squire. Well, second squire.
>The knight... Gefried or whatever. He seems somewhat sociable.
>Just get a drink.
>Write-In
>>
>>426608
>Just get a drink.
>>
I'm continuing this tommorow anons.
>>
>>426608
>Talk to Adelmann.

We should probably just make sure he's fine with all the shit we've done and that he doesn't want anything changed.
>>
Hey anons, I might be introducing a new dice mechanic system to European Dragon Quest, because we can never have anything simple. It's not going to overhaul the 1d20 system, but hopefully it'll lead to a more balanced and fair system, with failures being a little more common.
>ibn4 Ren is a giant dragon

I know that, anons. I just care about making you guys a little less ridiculous to beat and immortal and shit.
>>
>>426608
>"Talk to Adelmann"
>>
>>426690
We will see if it brings more fun.
>>
>>426690
I guess we will just need to make ourselves more stronk. More uranium anyone?
>>
>>426690
Really, if you want to make Ren easier to beat, have people run from him and attack elsewhere. He is less agile than a brick shithouse, he won't be able to chase people worth a damn while they accomplish objectives.
>>
>>426700
WARPSTONE
>>
>>426773
Yes. +1 on this. He will have to rely more on his sidekicks in order to act everywhere. And we will have to make choices and put trust to less-powerful characters.
>>
>>426792
We can do without dice changes if we do this, yes. Really sets it in stone that we are EMPEROR RENEXIZIOUS and not just a dragon.
>>
>>426608
>...You know, you should probably get to know Berenice better.
Let's play strip poker and invite our beloved vampire.
>>
>>426798
This.
the absolute madman
>>
>>426797
Emperor of the Holy Draconic Sweden, Amateur of Butter, Mutagenic Researcher, Laser-eyed Berserker, Gifted of Unlimited Libido, Master Necromancer, He-Who-Died-And-Reforged-His-Own-Fucking-Soul, Conqueror of USSR, Tender Lover, Irresponsible Parent, 32-Story Two-Headed Magic Heavy White Dragon.
>>
>>426820
you forgot a few titles in there like; Pope (we still need to pick a pope-name), remover of kebab, nuke-eater, gun-inventor, capitalist, industrialist, elf-hater, etc.
>>
>>426839
Why not Pope Thor 1?
Back home we should deal with the Japanese to make an alliance, in case of war with the US. We have not met yet the Japanese Dragon.
>>
>>426894
We could choose a more realistic god if we are going to honour our fathers religion, hell we could even ask him if he can think of which is most appropriate.

Don't you mean the Chinese dragon?
>>
>>427251
Ah...yeah. The Eastern Dragon thingie is from China. My bad.

We will add our pagan father in the critics decisions of the catholic church. I like this idea.
>>
>>427263
Just in the naming of our pope-ness. Hell I think we should remove the fine against other religions in our empire, just as a nicety to him.
>>
Alright anons, I'm back.

>>426773
Good idea, I'll take this into consideration anon, because I don't really feel like fucking around with the dice gods and sacrilege tonight.

You decide firstly to talk to Adelmann... And later to play Strip Poker (whatever that is) with Frankizka and Berenice.

'Hey, Adelmann."

"What is it?" He turns to you from drinking his sewer ale, which hopefully isn't actual sewer water.

Actions.

>How would you say I'm doing so far?
>You really should tune down on the "heresy" accusations.
>...This might be somewhat awkward to say... But are we friends?
>So, want to check out my axe?
>So you remember how I told you about my mutagen, right? Do you still want some?
>Write-In
>>
>>427576
>So you remember how I told you about my mutagen, right? Do you still want some?
>>
"So you remember how I told you about my mutagen, right? Do you still want some?"

"I suppose, so long as it does not turn me to the Ruinous Powers or worse."

You laugh.

"No, no... It won't do that, Adelmann."

"Good. So, I have a slight question for you, what exactly do you worship?"

Actions

>...Well, I personally don't worship anyone except myself.
>...Oh, just Khorne. Don't worry about it.
>Well, back home we have a religion called Catholicism.
>Eh, just what my father worships, I suppose.
>Why are you asking me this?
>Write-In
>>
>>427636
>Well, back home we have a religion called Catholicism.
>>
>>427636
>Well, back home we have a religion called Catholicism.
>>
"Well, back home we have a religion called Catholicism."

"I've never heard of it. What is it, exactly?"

"Well, it's basically worship of the one true god, God."

"That's a tad bit redundant."

"Much of it is."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...Well, I guess it was nice to talk to you. Go over and play Strip Poker.
>So, what exactly do you do in your spare time anyways?
>You aren't very sociable, are you?
>...So why exactly did you become a witch hunter?
>Write-In
>>
>>427636
>>Well, back home we have a religion called Catholicism.
>>
>>427690
>>...So why exactly did you become a witch hunter?
inb4 dead family
>>
"So, why exactly did you become a witch hunter?"

"Well, I was up in a village in Nordland, reavers came from Norsca, pillaged the village I was staying in for a few days, and happened to summon a few daemons. Next thing I knew a nearby Witch Hunter took me on as an acolyte for surviving it, and not falling to Chaos."

"Oh. I was expecting something to deal with... Well, dead family."

"Many of my compatriots have dead family, yes..."

He spits out the sewer ale.

"This tastes like sewage. No doubt that's why they call it that."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...Leave him and play Strip Poker.
>Ask if he'd like to join you for some Strip Poker.
>So, I've heard of your ruler, Karl Franz... Have you ever met him?
>You know, if you dislike that ale I can probably make it better.
>Write-in
>>
>>427725
>>You know, if you dislike that ale I can probably make it better.
>>
>>427725
>So, I've heard of your ruler, Karl Franz... Have you ever met him?
>>
>>427725
>>...Leave him and play Strip Poker.
>>
>>427752
We should invite the Witch Hunter, though.
>>
>>427725
>You know, if you dislike that ale I can probably make it better.
>>
"If you dislike that ale, I can probably make it better."

"What, by setting it on fire?"

"...Maybe." You also make a mental note to get up and play poker after this. Strip kind.

Actions.

>Stuff on fire tastes pretty good in your opinion. Boil the ale. (Body)
>...Hang on, I know how to mix things around... They clearly don't. (Alchemy)
>No! Freeze the cup with your breath, that shit tastes way better then room temperature shit they serve here. (Body)
>Maybe a little pheromone directed into the cup? Just as a joke.
>...Actually on second thought not really.
>Write-In
>>
>>427785
>>...Hang on, I know how to mix things around... They clearly don't. (Alchemy)
>>
>>427785
>>Stuff on fire tastes pretty good in your opinion. Boil the ale. (Body)
>>
Anons, what if we made some kind of hallucinogenic pheremone?

It would be funny if we perfected psychological warfare before the CIA even did shit like the LSD experiments with MK-ULTRA.
>>
>>427785
>...Hang on, I know how to mix things around... They clearly don't. (Alchemy)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for Alchemy.

Alchemy has leveled up!
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>427821
>>
Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>427821
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>427821
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>427821
ayy lmao
>>
7+5=12

Failure!

You mix around the drink and throw a flower in it for good measure. He takes a sip and spits it out still.

"Yeah, nevermind. I'm good."

He gets up and begins to leave.

"Are you going to finish that?"

"No, I'm good."

You take his mug of sewer ale and chug it down. Tastes terrible, but at least it's alcoholic.
You get up soon aftewards and talk to Frankizka.

"Hey, want to play some Strip Poker?"

"...That will be... Interesting. I suppose so."

"Great."

You go over to Berenice table, where all the patrons have left, with Berenice having a nice sum of gold.

"What do you need?"

"You up for some strip poker?"

"...I don't have any clothes."

Actions.

>...That's right. Well, I suppose you can pay in another way.
>So? Find some clothes.
>Eh, I was just asking you to move politely. I want to play with Frankizka, of course.
>Write-In
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>>427871
>>So? Find some clothes.
Getting clothes so we can watch her take them off. That is, if we win.
>>
>>427690
>>...So why exactly did you become a witch hunter?
>>
>>427871
>So? Find some clothes

You have just won all the cash that was in the bar. You should be able to get a tailor to custom make you three sets of clothes for any occasion.
>>
"Come on, get a tailor to make you some clothes or something. You've just won all the cash in this damned bar anyways."

"...I guess. It would be easy to find something that goes with blue scales, right?"

She gets up and leaves the bar while you sit down. A few minutes later she comes back in... A basic tunic, which barely fits her.

"...Why haven't you gotten anything actually nice or well-fitting?"

"Because all the tailors carry tunics. I was busy making a few investments, sorry."

"Right. Sit down then."

You draw cards, and you get a Three of Clubs, a Nine of Clubs, a Eight of Hearts, a Diamond Jack, and a Eight of Diamonds.

What do?

You are fully dressed.
>Fold.
>Call.
>Raise
>See if you can't judge Frankizka's chances by her facial expression. (Insight)
>See if you can't judge Berenice's chances by her facial expression. (Insight)
>Cheat! (Agility)
>Use a Pheromone to distract them.
>Try to use idle small-talk so they'll do some basic mistakes. (Charisma)
>Hit.
>Write-In
>>
>>427932
>>See if you can't judge Berenice's chances by her facial expression. (Insight)
>>
>>427946
This. She's the bigger opponent in this game.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>427969
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>427969
Remove Cardbab
>>
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>427976
Oh shit.
>>
>>427980
>>427976
OH SHIT
>>
>>427976
>>427980
So she thinks we're staring at her chest and smacks us?
>>
Oh my god.

Double Critical Failure!

You look up at her, and you... You can't even fucking tell what the hell her reaction is. It's utterly blank. Your eyes drift downward...

"...Erh, why are you looking at my chest?"

"N-No reason!" You quickly sit down, and you realize you were actually leaning over. You have narrowly avoided getting slapped, but oh well.

You think while you were distracted by her breasts, that you might of accidentally revealed your cards. Shit.

Berenice raises to removing her shirt if she fails.
Frankizka calls.

"What are you waiting for, Ren? Are you distracted by something?"

Damn it! It's hard to think!

Your current cards are a Three of Clubs, a Nine of Clubs, a Eight of Hearts, a Diamond Jack, and a Eight of Diamonds.

Actions.

>Call.
>Raise.
>Fold.
>Cheat! (Agility)
>Hit
>Write-In
>>
>>428014
>>Cheat! (Agility)
>>
>>428025
This.
>>
Roll me a 1d20-4 to cheat.
>>
>>428036
>>
>>428039
for some reason it is not letting me use dice can someone roll for me please sorry
>>
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>428036
I'm a leaf on the wind.
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>428036
>>
Rolled 19 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>428043
It's
dice+1d20+-4 for negative rolls. Even I forgot.
>>
>>428043
Did you input Dice+1d20 instead of dice+1d20 perhaps? It's case sensitive.
>>
18+4=22

Good Success!

You quickly reshuffle your deck into the pile, and get the following hand.

A four of Diamonds, another four of Diamonds, a ace of clubs, a king of diamonds, and a two of hearts.

Actions.

>Call!
>...Cheat again! (HARD, AGILITY)
>Use a pheromone to distract them!
>All in!
>Raise!
>Call!
>Fold!
>Write-in
>>
>>428054
>Use a pheromone to distract them!
Lust. Maybe they'll want to lose.
>>
>>428054
We have two fours of diamonds.
This is not going well
Why did you guys chose to cheat?
>Fold!
>>
>>428058
Seconded
>>
>>428048
oh yes sorry my phone autocorrects
>>
>>428060
>Implying any of these anons can into poker.
>>
>>428066
I thought this was Hold-em?
>>
>>428066
I can't into poker either but basic rules are not that complicated.

We don't need to do the hard part of bluffing, we have dice for that.
>>
So, roll me a 1d20+2 to see if this works?
>>
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>428074
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>428074
Putting on a coat of Old Spice.
>>
You release the lust pheromone into the air. Frankizka is unaffected by this, due to her being undead, but Berenice has a rather interesting reaction.

"...You know what? All in."

Frankizka folds, while Berenice looks at you.

"...How would you feel about some sort of... Activity, soon after this? I would say you need a reward for rescuing me a few days ago..."

"Oh come on... He's mine, not yours."

Actions.

>...Fuck, fold.
>...All in, as well.
>Ladies, ladies. There's plenty of me to go around.
>Erh, no.
>Why don't all of us do an activity afterwards? (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>428106
>Why don't all of us do an activity afterwards? (Charisma, HARD)
Spicy.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7
>>
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>428123
wew lad
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>428123
>>
19+7=26

Great Success!

"Yeah, why don't WE all do an activity afterwards?"

Frankizka sighs.

"Fine, I suppose. So long as I get the front."

"Renexizious, what's taking so long with your cards anyways?"

"Nothing, nothing at all!"

Actions.

>...How about we do it NOW, rather then later?
>All in.
>Fold!
>Erh... Maybe more lust pheromones will help out?
>Write-In
>>
>>428146
>Erh... Maybe more lust pheromones will help out?
There's no was this can go wrong. Also go all in.
>>
Well, great. Roll me an additional 1d20+2 for even more lust pheromones.
>>
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>428167
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>428167
I'm scared.
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>428167
>>
17+2=19

Great Success!

"All in."

You release more lust pheromones, and Berenice grabs you.

"...Shut up and come with me, damn it. Your too slow at this game."

"What the fuck?"

"Oh, shit what?"

She picks you up, slings you over her back and begins to carry you off, while Frankizka is laughing.

Actions

>Wait, aren't you supposed to be doing this? Oh god, Frankizka, help!
>Let it happen.
>Please, let me go! I have a family!
>Try to get out! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>428237
>>Let it happen.
We put ourselves in this situation, no use complaining now.
>>
>>428248
This.
>>
You let it happen, and are taken out back.

Roll me a 1d20+15 to see if you can take it.
>>
Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428260
Snu snu?
Crushed pelvis.
>>
Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428260
>>
17+15=32

Good Success!

Her lust eventually dies down, and you are forced to hug her once she's done. Frankizka eventually comes down the alleyway Berenice took you down.

"...Erh, do you need any help?"

"I can't breathe..."

"...I'd help you out, but right now this is too entertaining, I'm sorry."

"Wh-"

Berenice pulls you in for another hug, which crushes your stomach. Frankizka is smiling.

"You know, I think you two are going to be busy for a while."

"NO! Please don't go!"

"Who said I was going? I'm going to watch this hilarity unfold."

"No... Please... I don't want to be crushed further."

"I think she's waking up. You might want to be quiet."

Frankizka blends into the shadows, while you remain deathlessly still, hoping not to startle your lustful kidnapper.

Actions.

>Frankizka, I will give you anything if you save me, please!
>Get my brother, Richard. He might be able to get me out of this!
>...Remain quiet, if you wake her up she might demand more.
>...Wake her up, maybe you can ask her nicely to stop bear-hugging your internal organs to death.
>Khorne, please help.
>Write-In
>>
>>428305
>...Wake her up, maybe you can ask her nicely to stop bear-hugging your internal organs to death.
>>
>>428305
>...Remain quiet, if you wake her up she might demand more.
>>
>>428360
Switching to this, and asking Frankizka to join in because it would be cute.
>>
"Frankizka, come on, it'll be cute!"

"I'll get crushed. No."

Berenice opens one eye straight towards you... You pretend to be asleep, hoping that she won't notice anything wrong.

Actions.

>...Fuck it, break Frankizka and your cover and tell Berenice to "invite" Frankizka in a "group hug."
>Maybe she'll think your asleep if you don't move. (Charisma)
>Fuck it, try to get out while you still can! (Agility, HARD)
>...Fuck it, more pheromone.
>Write-In
>>
>>428384
>>...Fuck it, break Frankizka and your cover and tell Berenice to "invite" Frankizka in a "group hug."
It's what she gets for mocking us.
And release a heavy cloud of lust pheromones to grease the wheels.
TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.
>>
>>428384
>>...Fuck it, break Frankizka and your cover and tell Berenice to "invite" Frankizka in a "group hug."
>>
"...Hey, Berenice, Frankizka is over there, maybe you should invite her to the group hug."

She gets up, holding you. Frankizka tries to escape but is grabbed and forced to the ground, along with you.

"...I am bored. You two will suffice, for now."

"What's that supposed to mea-"

And roll me a 1d20+15.
>>
Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428446
>>
Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428446
>>
20+15=35

Critical Success.

Somehow, Berenice falls asleep and releases the two of you from her... Well, embrace. Frankizka shakes her head at you.

"Why the fuck did you do that?!"

"...It would be funny."

"Yeah, great. Instead of literally being squeezed like a lemon, let's do something productive, alright?"

"Are you pissed off?"

"...Just a little. Now, let's go before she wakes up again."

"Yeah, hopefully by then she'd gotten over this tumbling thing."

You leave with Frankizka, deciding to leave your party to get drunk and mostly relax.

Actions.

>Take over the Ducal Palace!
>Proclaim your reign in dragon form to the city. Might as well.
>...You should probably make sure Berenice calms down and doesn't become a public menace with her hugs of squeezing. Or her tumbling.
>Write-In
>>
>>428502
"Secure Berenice, Marshal and Adelmann before we do shit in the city"
"Ask Richard to secure the population as a 32 story dragon pops in the middle of the city and go to the Ducal Palace"
>>
>>428502
>>Take over the Ducal Palace!
>>
You put a note right by Berenice, mostly telling her to get out of the way, and tell Marshal, Adelmann, and the knight to get the fuck out with Berenice. Meanwhile, you ask Richard to try to get the populace right by the middle of the city the fuck out of there.

You head to a less... Well, populated district, as in the Lost Town section, and transfrom. You see no undead and it looks a little more clean, which is nice.

As you transform and tower over the city, you stomp towards the Ducal Palace, which is a large elven tower. You crush long-abandoned buildings and hear the yelling of plenty of civilians on the other side of the river. That of fear, mostly. Right as you get to the palace, you see it's doors open, revealing a black knight, his visor closed and a black crown around his head.

"Dragon, I was wondering when you'd show yourself." He on a rather large warhorse, and his body seems... Well, strange. Some sections of armor seem out of place.

Actions.

>...And crush. (Body)
>I presume your the Black Knight of Mousillon?
>...Grab him. (Agility)
>Fire? Fire. (Body)
>Hang on, you prefer a nice gentle breeze of ICE. (Body.)
>Why do you come out of your keep? You cannot hurt me.
>Write-In
>>
>>428622
>"What is your name, little mortal in a rusted can? I am kind of disappointed, i presumed you were bulkier."
After he gives us his name, we give him a nice farewell and we burn and freeze him and the interior of his fucking elven tower.
>>
"What is your name, little mortal in a rusted can? I am kind of disappointed, I presumed you were bulkier."

"I am the Black Knight of Mousillon, Maudolibe! Grail Knight to the Dark Gods! Your soul will be mine!"

"And how will you accomplish that? I can merely just step on you."

He laughs, and chunks of his armor burst off, and mutations appear... One of his arms turns into claws, tentacles come from his back, and he grows an additional two hands... You can only imagine what must lie beneath that armor.

"The Dark Gods grant me power! Face your doom!"

His mount's visage changes dramatically, sprouting a pair of wings, and it's face becomes twisted, growing fangs and it's eyes burn with etheral flame. He takes to the skies like an annoying fly, while he summons undead around you, mostly mere skeletons and zombies... While you see a few brutish men loading up what seems to be a few catapults on the walls of the Ducal Palace. Frankizka seems to be casting a spell on your back directed at the undead below you.

Actions.

>Focus on the Chaos Knight!
>Focus on the Catapults!
>Focus on the undead!
>Fuck this, you might actually need some back up.
>Write-In
>>
>>428707
Bodyslam the fucking tower, reduce it to dust, fly and fall on this tower, make jam of all that shit.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 for bodyslamming.
>>
Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428810
I hope i am not the only anon here. Else, may the Dice God be with me!
>>
>>428818
Come on, Dice God!
>>
Rolled 16 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>
>>428833
Thanks anon!
>>
16+15=31

Success!

You ram into the Ducal Palace, severely weakening the building. You fly up, and drop onto it, your great weight crushing the building and the catapult ontop of it. However, the Black Knight yells in anger, and lances you right in the back of the neck, striking true and severely hurting your neck and causing lighting to strike there a few moments afterwards. (-4,000 HP)

"You'll pay for that, mortal!"

HP: 14,000

Frankizka casts a fireball into the undead below, who are trying tor climb up by your feet. The undead are aflame and have taken quite a bit of damage.

Actions.

>Focus on swatting the knight out of the air! (Agility, HARD)
>Fire, fire all over! (Body, HARD)
>Try to bite him mid-air! (Agility, HARD)
>Focus on stomping the zombies and skeletons below! (Body, HARD)
>Nom a few skeletons and zombies! (Body)
>Cast a spell!
>Write-In
>>
>>428865
>Fire, fire all over! (Body, HARD)


Napalm sticks to demonically empowered killing machines.
>>
>>428865
Cleanse this foul dementia with our holy catholic fire!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 to set things on fire with Flames.
>>
Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428884
>>
Waiting five more minutes for rolls.
>>
Rolled 8 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>428884
>>
8+15=23

Failure!

You breathe fire surrounding you, but the Knight dodges below your stomach, and your fire begins to set some of the city alight in bright red flames. The knight cuts you with his claws at your stomach, which is one of your more weakly armored spots. (-3500 HP)

Flames is exhausted and cannot breathe fire. He claims that that was "complete bull" that the knight actually dodged that.

Current HP: 10,500

Frankizka is preparing to cast another spell, and some of the undead are half-way up your legs.

Actions.

>Try to shake off the undead! (Body)
>Ice breathe time! (Body, HARD)
>Try to roll around, it'll make it harder to hurt you, but Frankizka will be forced to abandon ship! (Body)
>Take to the skies, even if it might be harder to hit the knight! (Agility)
>Try to swat the knight out of the air! (Agility, HARD)
>Fuck it, try to nom him mid-air! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>428976
I am still amazed that he can cut through our armor that should by all rights shrug off anything that cant penetrate battleship Armour. And even do so much damage while at it.
>>
>>428976
Use necromantic healing to heal the wounds and breathe ice on him
>>
>>428976
>>Try to shake off the undead! (Body)
>>
>>428985
Chaos warp shittery does shit like that mang.
>>
>>428988
Or heal wounds and shake off the undeads. But please heal yourself Ren.
>>
>>428992
I think i am going sentimental on Ren. Damn.
>>
Roll me a 2d20+15.
>>
Rolled 3, 13 + 15 = 31 (2d20 + 15)

>>429000
>>
Rolled 19, 16 + 15 = 50 (2d20 + 15)

>>429000
Khorne smiles upon us.
>>
>>428990
I mean, our skin almost certainly is thicker than his sword is long, how is he even reaching anything important?
>>
Rolled 20, 18 + 15 = 53 (2d20 + 15)

>>429000
>>
>>429004
It's chaos, literally the definition of "fuck reality"

Critical Success, and Good Success!

You shake off the undead, stepping on the rest of them with ease. You also make sure to patch up the stomach clawing, granting you an additional 1500 HP. The Knight however, seems to be circling, looking for weakness... But Frankizka casts a lightening bolt at him, hitting his horse but not quite destroying it.

Actions.

>Swat down this annoying pest! (Agility, HARD)
>Nom this knight! (Body, HARD)
>Try to grab him mid-air! (Agility, HARD)
>...More fire! (Body, HARD)
>Grab something to throw at him, like aflame houses! (Body, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>429024
>>Grab something to throw at him, like aflame houses! (Body, HARD)
>>
>>429024
>...More fire! (Body, HARD)
>>
>>429024
>>Nom this knight! (Body, HARD)

Our stomach acid can probably take this. If not, we'll have to eat a holy relic or two.
>>
>>429024
>Nom this knight! (Body, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 to nom a knight!
>>
Rolled 12 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429032
>>
Rolled 19 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429032
>>
Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429032
>>
Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429032
>>
>>429038
Khornesmas came early, boys.
>>
19+15=34

Overwhelming Success!

You chomp down on the knight, and swallow him whole. Tasted like octopus.
You of course, belch fire to make sure he's properly roasted alive. With that done, you've successfully taken over the tower... Set only a little bit of the city on fire, and ate some knight.

Now of course, that leaves only to announce your reign.

Actions.

>Roar, and pronounce yourself their ruler, and demand their servitude.
>A little more... Gentle. Proclaim yourself their protector and "unofficial" ruler.
>Eh, shift back. This place doesn't really have the whole flair your looking for.
>Demand butter, plenty of butter!
>Write-In
>>
>>429058
>Roar, and pronounce yourself their ruler, and demand their servitude.
>>
>>429058
>Write-In
Try to deal with the fire. We kinda own all that shit now...
>>
>>429058
>Ask Frankizka if she wants her Moussillon under our reign, under her reign or under someone else reign, like the Duke of Bretonnia.
>>
>>429058
>>A little more... Gentle. Proclaim yourself their protector and "unofficial" ruler.
>Try to deal with the fire. We kinda own all that shit now...
>>
>>429066
Yeah, that also, freeze that.
>>
>>429058
>>A little more... Gentle. Proclaim yourself their protector and "unofficial" ruler.

Remember what we promised our brother. This place is his.
>>
>>429066
That also sounds smart.
>>
>>429075
Fuck yes thanks
Switch to:
We protect this land
It is ruled by Richard
We freeze the fire roaming in the city
>>
>>429075
This. We want Frankizka to come with us.
And be our qt vampire wife.
>>
"Mortals! From this day onward, I shall be your shield from the darkness! I promise that the Chaos Gods will no longer hold sway over this land, and will be ruled by Richard, my older brother!"

You turn your head to the fire spreading throughout the city... Well, now you've got to do something about that.

Actions.

>...Crush the burning buildings. (Body)
>Freeze em! (Body)
>...Just try to shove them into the ocean. (Body)
>Write-In
>>
>>429091
>Freeze em! (Body)
It'll thaw out.
>>
>>429091
>Freeze em! (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15
>>
Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429097
>>
Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429097
>>
>>429091
>Write-In
Move a street or two ahead of the fires path and begin clearing it's path, removing all flammable things in between.

Failing that, start dumping earth onto the fire, starving it of oxygen and covering up it's fuel.
>>
Critical Success!

You literally freeze the buildings solid, the fire dies in moments, having no where to really spread to anymore. The populace cheers at seeing the fire easily handled and not to mention, no buildings were damaged!

Frankizka seems... Happy, proud almost.

You of course, fly outside the city limits to where your party is, and find Richard trying to get everyone to go back inside. You land behind him, along with where the rest of the party is.

"Hey, brother, so what exactly is the plan with what to do with this city anyways?"

Actions.

>...Sorry to say, but your staying behind to manage it.
>Eh. You'll come back once in a while to manage it, I guess. I still want you back home.
>What? We'll just let the peasants do as they will.
>This land is your land now, take good care of it, you hear?
>Write-In
>>
>>429129
>>This land is your land now, take good care of it, you hear?
>>
>>429129
>This land is your land now, take good care of it, you hear?
>>
>>429129
>This land is your land now, take good care of it, you hear?
>>
"...So, man. This land is yours. Take good care of it for me and Fran, right?"

"...Wait... Your leaving me behind again?"

"Your the monarch this land needs, no... Deserves. Come on."

"...At least promise to visit some time, alright?"

"I promise, man."

"Thanks. I'm assuming your ditching me because of my morals?"

Actions.

>No! Not at all! Why do you think that?
>Sort of.
>...Yes, you are a pain in my buttocks at times.
>No. I just think you'd rule this land better then me, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>429156
>>No. I just think you'd rule this land better then me, alright?
>>
>>429156
>No. I just think you'd rule this land better then me, alright?


"I have an entire planet to run, seems fair I leave this one for you. Do try to set an example."
>>
>>429156
>No. I just think you'd rule this land better then me, alright?
>>
>>429156
>>
>>429156
Also, we will visit him soon. As soon as we conquer something else here.
>>
>>429156
>No. I just think you'd rule this land better then me, alright?
>>
"No, no. I just think you'd rule this land better then me, alright? I do have an entire continent to run, so please set an example here."

"...Alright, I guess. I'll see you around then, brother."

"Yeah."

You turn your glance towards your adventuring party...

Actions.

>...So, we've got one more quest. We've got to kill Archaon. You guys in or out?
>Well, I guess you guys want to come with me back to my world?
>You guys will just stay here, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>429175
>>...So, we've got one more quest. We've got to kill Archaon. You guys in or out?
>>
>>429175
>...So, we've got one more quest. We've got to kill Archaon. You guys in or out?
>>
"So, we've got one more quest. We've got to kill Archaon."

"Oh... Well, let's do it. I guess."

"...Anyone not wanting to feel free to raise their hand."

No one raises their hand.

"Good. Now, come on. I promised someone that faggot's booty-plated carcass for Khornesmas."

Adelmann speaks up.

"I believe Archaon is besieging Altdorf, if we go now we can most likely take him by surprise."

"Good. Let's go."

You let everyone hop on your back, and soar to the skies... Headed to Altdorf.

Within a few hours, you can see the smoke, the fire, the brimstone eminating from the city and the burned down farmlands surrounding it. The river has been surrounded by hordes, thousands upon thousands of Chaos Warriors, and at it's head is a banner of Slaanesh, led by a large man, with notable boob-plates. It seems this is the transvestite your looking for. It seems he's right in the middle of a monologue, when you hear a familiar voice in your head.

SO, HERE'S THE FUCKER HIMS- OH WAIT, HANG ON, HERSELF. ANYWAYS, YOU CAN GO DOWN THERE AND KILL HER IN A SINGLE BLOW IF YOU ACCEPT MY BLESSING, OR IF YOU DON'T WANT IT JUST FIGHT THE EVERCHOSEN OF THE GODS, WITH ALL THE GODS AGAINST YOU. HOW DO YOU WANT IT?

What exactly is this gift you'll give me, first off?

IT AIN'T A MUTATION OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST WITHDRAWING MY BLESSING FROM THE FAGGOT SO YOU CAN KILL HIM WHILE HE'S MUTATING INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.

Actions.

>Fuck yeah, I'll take your gift!
>Nah, I'm good. I'll just fuck him up the usual way.
>>
>>429241
>Whats the catch?
>>
>>429241
>>Nah, I'm good. I'll just fuck him up the usual way.

We'll cash in on the Khorne favor later.
>>
>>429241
>Fuck yeah, I'll take your gift!
Doesn't do to fuck with the only bro-tier god we've met.
>>
>>429254
This
>>
>>429241
>>Fuck yeah, I'll take your gift!
>>
What's the catch?

SHIT, I FUCKING FORGOT TO TELL YOU. WELL, BASICALLY YOU KNOW HOW YOU TEND TO EAT ENEMIES AND SHIT?

Yeah?

WELL, BASICALLY IF YOU AGREE ANY ENEMY YOU EAT I GET BOTH THEIR IMMORTAL SOUL AND THEIR SKULL, UNLESS YOU SPECIFICALLY DON'T WANT ME TO.

Actions.

>Oh, sounds metal as fuck. Alright then.
>...Yeah, no.
>Write-In
>>
>>429284
>Oh, sounds metal as fuck. Alright then.
We can always veto him for people we like.
>>
>>429284
>>Oh, sounds metal as fuck. Alright then.
>>
>>429284
>>...Yeah, no.
Sorry Khorne, you've been good to us, but that would cause trouble back home.
>>
>>429284
>Oh, sounds metal as fuck. Alright then.
Only Since we can choose who's souls we damm to eternity.
>>
>>429284
>Oh, sounds metal as fuck. Alright then.
>>
Sounds metal as fuck. Sure. But don't expect too many souls, alright?

EH, ALRIGHT. JUST DON'T GO FUCKING TRYING TO PULL WHAT THE LAST GUY DID AND GIVE ME PUPPY SOULS OR SOME SHIT.

Some guy did that?

NOT IMPORTANT. NOW FUCKING ONE HIT THIS FAGGOT.

You see the Everchosen suddenly drop his sword, and spontantiously growing flesh, bodyparts, you name it...

Actions.

>...Fire? Fire. (Body)
>Grab him with one of your feet as you swoop down! (Body)
>Freeze him solid! (Body)
>...You've got to do something Khorney... Shapeshift middair into half-dragon form, and try to hit him with your axe! Hopefully everyone else will be fine! (Agility, HARD)
>Acid, meet face. Face, meet acid. (Body)
>Meh, might as well honor the new arrangement by carefully decapitating him with a flyby, and sacrificing the head later to Khorne... Or keeping it as a trophy. (Body)
>Write-In
>>
>>429319
>>Meh, might as well honor the new arrangement by carefully decapitating him with a flyby, and sacrificing the head later to Khorne... Or keeping it as a trophy. (Body)
Big man wants a show, let's put on a show.
>>
>>429319
>Meh, might as well honor the new arrangement by carefully decapitating him with a flyby, and sacrificing the head later to Khorne... Or keeping it as a trophy. (Body)
>>
>>429319
>>Meh, might as well honor the new arrangement by carefully decapitating him with a flyby, and sacrificing the head later to Khorne... Or keeping it as a trophy. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15.
>>
Rolled 6 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429334
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>
Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429334
>>
Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429334
The Gods demand sacrifice.
>>
Rolled 15 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429334
>>
11+15=26

Borderline Success!

You narrowly and crudely decapitate him, and fly off into the sunset. You grab his head with your forward left hand, and fly off back to Karak Hirn.

That was easy.

OH SHIT DUDE, THE OTHER CHAOS GODS ARE GOING FUCKING BESERK, SAVE TZEENTCH FOR SOME FUCKING REASON.

Why?

WELL, HE APPARENTLY WITHDREW AT THE SAME TIME, SEALING ARACHEON'S FATE OR SOME SHIT. I WOULD SAY THAT FAGGOT MIGHT TRY TO TALK TO YOU LATER, SO KEEP YOUR MIND INTACT.

Right. Right.

Actions.

>...So, when I go back to my world, I'll still be able to talk to you, right?
>Tzeentch? Fuck that guy.
>Why exactly did you betray Archaon anyways?
>You want Archaon's skull? I've got it right here.
>Eh, go silent and continue flying.
>Write-in
>>
>>429356
>>Why exactly did you betray Archaon anyways?
>>
>>429356
>>You want Archaon's skull? I've got it right here.
>>...So, when I go back to my world, I'll still be able to talk to you, right?
>>
>>429356
>You want Archaon's skull? I've got it right here.
>>
You want Archaon's skull? I've got it right here.

FUCK YEAH, I'LL PUT THAT SHIT ON MY LOINCLOTH, IT'LL SHOW THAT FUCKER TO BETRAY ME.

You know, he didn't really betray you. He just got a mtuation from Slaanesh.

IT'S FUCKING SLAANESH, THE LITTLE SHIT. NEED I EXPLAIN MORE?

Yeah. Alright. So, once I get back to my world, I'll still be able to talk to you, right?

NO. YOUR WORLD HAS NO KHORNATES FOR ME TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING WITH, UNLESS YOU WANT TO START A KHORNE CULT OR SOMETHING, THEN I CAN'T REALLY MANIFEST IN YOUR WORLD... UNLESS YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FUCKED UP.

What is it?

MINOR DEMONIC POSSESSION, I SENSE YOU HAVE A SECOND MIND, SO BASICALLY I POSSES THAT MIND. DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S A LITTLE DIRECT... BUT I CAN.

Actions.

>...I mean, I could start a Khorne Cult.
>I'll set up a Khorne Cult... But only if you be a little less... Barbaric.
>I mean, I guess I can let you possess Flames.
>...I'll allow you to posses Flames, but only if he agrees to it.
>Yeah, no. I'm good.
>I'll visit once in a while, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>429380
>...I'll allow you to posses Flames, but only if he agrees to it.
>>
>>429380
>...I'll allow you to posses Flames, but only if he agrees to it.
>>
>>429381
This. Deep down inside, Flames wants to be brutal.
*guitar screech*
>>
>>429380
>>Yeah, no. I'm good.
>>I'll visit once in a while, alright?
>>
Hey, Flames, how would you feel about a Chaos God possessing your head?

...

Are you awake?

What?

Do you want to get possessed by a Chaos God?

I don't know... I like living as myself, alright?

Actions.

>...Maybe you can split it with Khorne?
>No, no. You'll remain yourself... Just become a little more... Erh, brutal?
>You'll do it or else, alright? (Intimidation)
>Please? Come on man, it's Khorne. (Charisma)
>...How about this, you can stay in my head then?
>Write-In
>>
>>429396
>...How about this, you can stay in my head then?
>>
>>429396
>Write-In
Could he just posses our berserker eye?
>>
>>429396
>Write-In
>Fine, let's just go home then
>>
>>429404
>>429404
Erh, no. Possession only works on living (or undead) things.
>>
>>429404
Switching to this, just to see if it'll work.
>>
>>429396
>>...How about this, you can stay in my head then?
Eh. We'll just have to build a cult to Khorne when we get back.
>>
>>429409
Never mind then.
>>
>>429408
Then i'll change to let Korne posses Smaug.
>>
>>429410
That's heresy, do we really want to be accused of setting up demon cults when we're already having trouble with our current official religion?
>>
You can just stay in my part of the mind, then, just for a little while, alright?

Aw... Alright, but you owe me one, alright?

No problem.

You switch back to Khorne.

Yeah, Flames allows it, he's just going to stay in my brain for a little while, alright?

COOL. HANG ON, POSSESSING AS WE SPEAK.

You feel a third voice pop into your mind.

You there?

Oh, cool! A new roommate! Wait, does this mean I have to move the pool table?

We have a pool table?

WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE A BLOODBOWL TABLE, GET WITH THE TIMES!

What's Bloodbowl?

I'LL SHOW YOU... DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING MINIATURES OR FIGURINES?

I don't know! Ren, do we have any minis?

What the fuck are you guys doing? Are you assholes playing D&D or something without me?

There's a scary man with an axe! Not to mention he's nerding out about Bloodbowl or something!

I CAN HEAR YOU ASSHOLE! I COULD ONLY FIND A DRAGON FIGURINE, NOTHING ELSE.

Oh, cool! Ren, did you make this?

You sigh... Great.

Actions.

>...Fucking go on autopilot and see what the fuck everyone's up to in your mind.
>...Tell them to shut up, it's hard to fly.
>...Khorne, are you fucking touching my dragon figurine? Stop, damn it!
>Write-In
>>
>>429427
>...Fucking go on autopilot and see what the fuck everyone's up to in your mind.
>...Khorne, are you fucking touching my dragon figurine? Stop, damn it!
>>
>>429427
>...Fucking go on autopilot and see what the fuck everyone's up to in your mind.
Apparently this entire time we've had a gameroom in our brain.
>>
>>429427
Just got back from the shower. Did half the roofing for my garage today.
We can convert the Sons av Renexizious to Khorne, right?
>>
>>429434
Of course you could.
>>
>>429439
Cool, can we get a vote for that once we wrap up Liz's conflict?
>>
You go inside your mind, and find yourself on.. Carpet? You look around, and are somewhat amazed.

"When the fuck... Why do I have a room inside my brain?

"I got bored, alright? Half of the time I'm morphed into your body, so I don't have anything to do!"

"REN! WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU HAVE MORE MINIS?"

You see an axe in the table right in the middle of the room, along with a rather angry looking beserker.

"Calm down, Khorne. Also, this fucking figurine is for my personal collection."
You take it out of his hand and put it on a shelf.

"SO, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?"

"Huh? Oh, usually Ren spends most of the day talking, fighting without us, or just generally having sex."

"...DO WE GET TO SEE THE SEX?"

"Of course we do!"

"...Could we stop talking about my personal life?"

"Well, keep in mind we don't really have shit to do all day until it comes to fight things."

"Ah."

"CAN WE GIVE ADVISE OR SOMETHING?"

"Yeah, but he never asks for our advise."

"...I can hear you."

"THIS IS GOING TO GET BORING FAST, I CAN ALREADY TELL."

Actions.

>Come on guys, I promise we'll have fun together! We're basically all roommates now!
>...Wait, if this is my mind... Can't I just summon things for you guys to do or something?
>Yeah, just quiet down while I try to pilot us to not crash into a mountain.
>Where the fuck do you guys sleep at?
>Write-In
>>
>>429456
>...Wait, if this is my mind... Can't I just summon things for you guys to do or something?
>>
>>429456
>>...Wait, if this is my mind... Can't I just summon things for you guys to do or something?
>>
>>429456
>>...Wait, if this is my mind... Can't I just summon things for you guys to do or something?
>>
>>429456
>>Come on guys, I promise we'll have fun together! We're basically all roommates now!
Here, let's find something massive to kill. It'll be fun!
>>
"Hang on, if this is my mind can't I just summon things?"

"SOUNDS LIKE MAGIC BULLSHITTERY. BUT I GUESS."

"...Fuck, I don't know."

Actions.

>...Try to summon Elizabeth! Well, not exactly Elizabeth, just... Erh, mental Elizabeth?
>...Berenice? You could go for more crushing hugs.
>...Go Frankizka!
>...Actually, instead of thinking about possible female love interests, just see if you can't just summon miniatures or something.
>I agree with Khorne. It does smell like magic bullshittery.
>Write-In
>>
>>429456
>>Come on guys, I promise we'll have fun together! We're basically all roommates now!
>>...Wait, if this is my mind... Can't I just summon things for you guys to do or something?
We'll be dreaming up gladiator matches and shit so Khorne doesn't get bored.
>>
>>429474
>>...Actually, instead of thinking about possible female love interests, just see if you can't just summon miniatures or something.
Let's play some good old fashioned tabletop games.
>>
>>429474
>>...Try to summon Elizabeth! Well, not exactly Elizabeth, just... Erh, mental Elizabeth?
>>...Berenice? You could go for more crushing hugs.
>>...Go Frankizka!
Por que no los tres?
>>
>>429474
>>...Actually, instead of thinking about possible female love interests, just see if you can't just summon miniatures or something.
>>
>>429481
Why not?
>>
You summon a fuckton of miniatures.

"OH, COOL... WAIT, WHY DO THESE ALL LOOK LIKE DRAGONS AND SHIT?"

"...Shut up Khorne, think about what we can do with them!"

"...STAB THEM INTO PEOPLE'S EYES?"

"What's with you and killing people anyways?"

You begin summoning up... Well, all the females you've had an interest in so far. They stand still.

"Why aren't they moving?"

"BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR MIND, THEY'RE BASICALLY PUPPETS, AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SUMMONING WOMEN IN HERE?"

Actions.

>...Why not?
>...Erh, tumbling?
>Goddamn it Khorne, I don't want to tumble with them.
>Write-In
>>
>>429496
>>...Why not?
>>
>>429496
>>Goddamn it Khorne, I don't want to tumble with them.
Come on, be a good host, don't piss off the wargod.
>>
>>429496
>Goddamn it Khorne, I don't want to tumble with them.
>>
"Goddamn it Khorne, I don't want to tumble with them."

"GOOD, WE DON'T NEED YOUR GIRLFRIENDS IN HERE WITH US. IT'S GOING TO GET WEIRD AS FUCK."

"Yeah man, take your magical realm somewhere else."

Actions.

>I-It's not a magical realm, I swear!
>...I'm just going to go back to flying.
>...Fine, I'll dismiss them.
>Write-In
>>
>>429510
>>...Fine, I'll dismiss them.
>>
>>429512
This. Wanted to see how Khorne would react to that.
>>
"Fine, I'll dismiss them."

"Yeah, alright. You should probably get back to flying so we don't crash or anything."

"...Right. What will you guys be doing?"

"I'M SHOWING HIM HOW TO PLAY BLOODBOWL!"

"Right. Alright."

Actions.

>...Would you mind if I stayed?
>Let's just play some good old fashioned D&D.
>I'll just go back to flying, I guess.
>Write-In
>>
>>429524
>>I'll just go back to flying, I guess.
>>429524
>>
>>429524
>>I'll just go back to flying, I guess.
Be cool, do the shit you need so you get the time to do what you want.
>>
You go back to flying, and find yourself at Karak Hirn. You land outside of it.

"So... Even though you guys didn't really do anything on the final quest..."

Actions.

>You guys are coming with me.
>No, you guys are staying behind.
>I'll take everyone but the Bretonnian Knight.
>Write-In
>>
>>429533
>>You guys are coming with me.
>>
>>429533
>I'll take everyone but the Bretonnian Knight.
He can help our brother with keeping the towns safe.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Come with me!
2=Everyone but the Knight.
>>
>>429533
>I'll take everyone but the Bretonnian Knight.
>>
>>429538
Good point, changing my vote
>>
You decide for everyone, but the knight to come with you, and you descend into the mountains... After a day of searching, you find the Skaven stronghold which was abandoned luckily enough... And go through the portal.

On the otherside, you and everyone comes out...

Along with... Claw, and some guy with a white shirt and tie.

"Holy shit, Claw! Your alive!"

"SH! Bismark is sleeping!"

You see in his... Well, slime that there's paper, crates of something called "Soda", warhammer figurines, and somesort of map. And what seems to be something he calls a "computer."

"...Alright. Well, come on Claw."

"...Fine. Who's the... Erh, naked lady wi-"

Claw gets slapped by Berenice and falls on the man in a white suit.

"Why did you do that?!"

"I felt like it. Who is he?"

"Just some autist I picked up. Come on Claw, let's get going back to Stockholm..."

"...Fine."

You find a manhole and climb up, pushing off the grate... You can hear gunfire in the distance, and you see someone burning the Swedish flag! How dare they!

Actions.

>Get up, and demand to know why they are burning down your flag!
>...You couldn't really care right now. Help everyone up, and order Claw to become human again... And stop hugging that human.
>Those fuckers are burning your flag! Show them a piece of your mind!
>Write-In
>>
>>429550
>>Get up, and demand to know why they are burning down your flag!
>>429550
>>
>>429550
>Get up, and demand to know why they are burning down your flag!
>>
>>429553
This.
>>
>>429550
>>Get up, and demand to know why they are burning down your flag!
QM you're really tying the plot together brilliantly. Just thought you should know that. Like fucking sincerely.
>>
>>429564
This. You should write a goddamn book, QM.
>>
>>429564
Oh, thanks anon!

>>429569
...Honestly, maybe. Maybe.

You run over, shifting into your half-dragon form, and pick them off the ground.

"What the fuck are you faggots doing?"

"W-We're rebelling against the Empire, monsieur, and the British whore that leads it!"

Actions.

>...Hey, Khorne... Feel like some souls?
>Knock them the fuck out! (Body)
>Throw them to the side, and shapeshift into your dragon form. It's clear this city is in rebellion.
>...Oh, did you just say "please take me as a slave?" Well, I'm not one to say no! Throw them at Claw and order him to slime them.
>Write-In
>>
>>429576
>>...Hey, Khorne... Feel like some souls?
>>
>>429576
>Throw them to the side, and shapeshift into your dragon form. It's clear this city is in rebellion.
Now is the time to deprive them of their baguettes and cheese as punishment for this rebellion
>>
>>429576
>>Knock them the fuck out! (Body)
>>
>>429576
Would you like me to cut off the odd angled crouscants you call cocks?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d4)

Rolling.

1=...Nom for Khorne!
2=Throw them to the side!
3=Knock them out!
4=Threaten with Castration!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 for how hard you can knock them out.
>>
Rolled 5 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429606
Let's turn their frowns upside down in a more literal fashion.
>>
Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429606
As long as no nat 1s
>>
Rolled 16 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>429606
>>
16+15=31

Overwhelming Success!

You knock them the fuck out! They fall to the ground... That's what they'll get for calling your wife a whore.

Now of course, your in a city full of rebellion... You could do this Traditional Style, Khornate Style, or just try to sneak out of the city. (as if!)

Actions.

>Just shapeshift into dragon form.
>...Shapeshift into dragon form, rampage, and show them the price of rebellion! Khorne will have a good time, hopefully!
>Nah, just try to sneak out of the city.
>Write-In
>>
>>429618
>>Just shapeshift into dragon form.
>>
>>429618
>>...Shapeshift into dragon form, rampage, and show them the price of rebellion! Khorne will have a good time, hopefully!
We can't seem to prevent their lack of faith in us, but we can profit from it.
>>
>>429618
>>...Shapeshift into dragon form, rampage, and show them the price of rebellion! Khorne will have a good time, hopefully!
Liz did say we'd tear them a new asshole. I suppose we should live up to that expectation.
>>
>>429618
>>Just shapeshift into dragon form.
Inform Khorne that we might fight Germans soon and then we willl rampage
>>
>>429618
>Just shapeshift into dragon form.

We should really plan out future inter-dimensional trips
>>
>>429618
>...Shapeshift into dragon form, rampage, and show them the price of rebellion! Khorne will have a good time, hopefully!
>>
>>429618
>>Just shapeshift into dragon form.
>>429618
>>
You shapeshift normally, and tower over the city of Paris. The gunfire goes silent, as the entire city is held captive by fear. You roar, and do your best to look as angry as possible. Khorne also joins in with a... Well, evil laugh which slightly terrifies even you.

Actions.

>Demand the city stop resisting, or you'll make sure to personally castrate anyone involved in the revolution, you filthy french dogs! (Intimidation, HARD)
>Oh, this part is easy. Set some houses on fire THEN start the whole "go back to your life." thing. (Body)
>Hang on, the Elfasshole Tower isn't properly decorated. Threaten to destroy priceless monuments until the populace surrenders. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Whelp, no time like the present to find a bunch of rebels and fight them!
>...Let Khorne intimidate them. (Intimidation.)
>Write-In
>>
>>429639
>Demand the city stop resisting, or you'll make sure to personally castrate anyone involved in the revolution, you filthy french dogs! (Intimidation, HARD)
Also have khorn do his laugh again
>>
>>429639
>>Whelp, no time like the present to find a bunch of rebels and fight them!
>>...Let Khorne intimidate them.
Rip and tear anyone stupid to attack us.
>>
>>429639
>>Demand the city stop resisting, or you'll make sure to personally castrate anyone involved in the revolution, you filthy french dogs! (Intimidation, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8
>>
>>429639
>Demand the city stop resisting, or you'll make sure to personally castrate anyone involved in the revolution, you filthy french dogs! (Intimidation, HARD)

Will we get bonus points if we use a persuasive argument?
>>
>>429639
>>...Let Khorne intimidate them. (Intimidation.)
>>429639
>>
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>429653
>>
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>429653
Threaten to use donkeys in the castration process.
>>
16+8=24

Great Success!

"People of Paris! Return to your homes or face my divine wrath! Which will involve castration, donkeys, and plenty of butter!"

"GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, OR HAVE YOUR SOUL MINE FOR ETERNALLY!"

He adds in an evil laugh and breathes fire in to the air, careful to avoid setting buildings on fire or anything. At this, most of the populace generally... Well, calm down for obvious reasons.

Actions.

>Khorne! That was my dramatic demanding of surrender, not yours!
>...Pay no heed.
>...Thanks, I guess. Mine was better though.
>Don't fucking do that shit unless I order you to, Khorne.
>Join in on the evil laugh!
>Write-In
>>
>>429679
>Join in on the evil laugh!
>>
>>429679
>>Join in on the evil laugh!
>>
>>429679
>>Khorne! That was my dramatic demanding of surrender, not yours!
>>Don't fucking do that shit unless I order you to, Khorne.
>>
>>429679
>>Join in on the evil laugh!
Hot damn, we're evil.
>>
>>429692
We Gucci, senpai.
>>
You join in on the evil laugh, which echos through the city! You are careful not to raise your head too high in the air, to avoid everyone falling off your back.

Of course, you stomp through the city, looking for any signs of rebellion. Which proves to be rather easy with two heads. Of course that comes to an end, and outside the city you see... Well, you see a British Army battalion, led by some female on horseback.

Wait... Elizabeth?

Actions.

>...Well, first you want to search for an excuse to destroy some housing and terrify some people further. Just casual fun, you know?
>...Go over to Elizabeth! You haven't seen her in a month!
>...Well, you could personally go for some slaves. Break a few buildings and get some loyal slaves from inside! After all, rebellion can't go unpunished!
>...Go around the city, demolishing bakeries and cafes. They will know fear, and know they lack french bread if they resist again.
>Write-In
>>
>>429704
>...Go around the city, demolishing bakeries and cafes. They will know fear, and know they lack french bread if they resist again.
>>
>>429704
>>...Go over to Elizabeth! You haven't seen her in a month!
>>
>>429704
>>...Go over to Elizabeth! You haven't seen her in a month!
>>
>>429704
>...Well, you could personally go for some slaves. Break a few buildings and get some loyal slaves from inside! After all, rebellion can't go unpunished!

How long were we gone for?
>>
>>429704
>...Go over to Elizabeth! You haven't seen her in a month!
>>
You stomp towards Elizabeth, and put your head down to her.

"Ren! Your back!"

"Yep, and I've brought some friends."

They climb off your back, while some british officer gives you a salute.

"Sir! I am Field Marshal Alan, and I am pleased to report your wife marched here with minimal casulties."

"...Erh, Alan. Meet Renexizious. Renexizious, meet Alan. Alan's my ex-suitor, and Renexizious is my husband."

He continues his salute.

"Pleased to meet you, sir!"

Actions.

>...Khorne, nom Alan for me, please.
>Pleased to meet you!
>...Death glare is necessary.
>Well, Elizabeth... I'd like you to meet Frankizka!
>Shapeshift downwards.
>Write-In
>>
>>429722
>>...Death glare is necessary.
Introduce Khorne to the family, especially Alan.
>>
>>429722
>...Death glare is necessar
>>
>>429722
>>Pleased to meet you!
We'll do the obligatory deathgrip handshake with Wall Street grin later. Now we're taking back our city.
>>
>>429722
>>Pleased to meet you!
>Then ignore the guy completely andifferent ask Elizabeth what we missed
>>
>>429722
>Pleased to meet you!
>>
>>429722
>>Pleased to meet you!
>>
You give the marshal the customary death stare.

"...Pleased to meet you, Alan."

"Y-You too."

He backs away.

"So, I'd like you to be introduced to Khorne."

"Who?"

"...My second head."

"Oh... Erh, pleased to meet you."

"HEY."

Actions.

>Eh, the city is pacified for now. Shift down and travel back home with Elizabeth.
>...Well, the city needs to pay for dissenting...
>Write-In
>>
>>429738
>Eh, the city is pacified for now. Shift down and travel back home with Elizabeth.
>>
>>429738
>>Eh, the city is pacified for now. Shift down and travel back home with Elizabeth.
>>
>>429738
>Eh, the city is pacified for now. Shift down and travel back home with Elizabeth.
>>
You shift down, and begin to travel back to Stockholm with your friends. You take a boat back at Normandy, with the Royal Marines.

Of course, when you get on the boat, you decide to introduce everyone to Elizabeth!

"Hang on, Elizabeth. I've got to introduce everyone to you before you go below, alright?"

"I guess."

The first person you decide to introduce Elizabeth to, is Frankizka!

"Elizabeth, meet Frankizka. She's my..."

Actions.

>...Well, she's going to be my second wife, alright?
>She's a good friend!
>She's a vampire who've I've made friends with!
>She's a person who followed me home!
>Write-In
>>
>>429750
>She's a vampire who've I've made friends with!
She's quite nice!
>>
>>429750
>>She's a vampire who've I've made friends with!
>>
"She's a vampire I've made friends with! She's quite nice!"

"Oh. Really? Pleased to meet you. I am the Queen of England, Elizabeth the Third."

"I am pleased to make your acquaintance, your majesty."

"Now, I've got to show you to... Well, Marshal."

"Who's that?"

You guide her across the ship, to Marshal... Who is absolutely in awe.

"Marshal?"

"What is this? It looks similar to dwarven make... Metal ships! How does it float, m'lord?"

Actions.

>This is my squire!
>This is a peasant who swore his life to me!
>This is one of my friends!
>He's a man!
>Write-In
>>
>>429771
>This is my squire!
>This is one of my friends!
Hes a good shot with a bow and his personality is perfect knight material.
>>
>>429771
>This is my squire!
We should get Marshall a tutor so he's knowledgeable about this world. Also because he's probably illiterate.
>>
>>429771
>>This is a peasant who swore his life to me!
>>
>>429771
>This is my squire!
>>
>>429771
>This is my squire!
>>
"This is Marshal, a good shot with a bow, and his personality is perfect knight material! He's also my squire!"

"Ah, I am pleased to meet you, Marshal."

"M'lady."

He bows.

"Oh, well. Thank you, Marshal."

"Now, I'll tell you about... Berenice."

"What's with the hestitantion."

You look at her, with fear in your eyes and heart.

"...Whatever you do, don't show weakness, and keep your eyes on her at all times."

"Why?"

You take her to Berenice, who's talking to a sailor. She turns around, and hugs you.

"NO! I-I don't consent!"

"What?"

"Erh... Berenice, meet Elizabeth."

"Pleased to meet you, Berenice!"

"...Likewise."

"Could you stop hugging me now?"

She lets go, hesitantly.

Actions.

>...So, this is Berenice.... Would you care if she slept with us sometimes? She gives godly hugs, and is great for messages!
>This is someone I rescued from another vampire!
>This is a friend...
>Write-In
>>
>>429800
>This is someone I rescued from another vampire!

Also make mention of Berenice's skills.
>>
>>429800
>>This is someone I rescued from another vampire!
>>
"T-This is Berenice, I rescued her from vampires, she's a great tapestry worker as well!"

"Ah. Tapestries are fine, no?"

"I assume we'll get along fine, then."

"Now... How about the knight?"

"Oh, I've already met him, along with Adelmann."

"Oh. Good."

"Anyways Renexizious... I've missed you. God only knows where you went, and I won't pry into where you went. I'll expect you below decks shortly."

"Erh, alright."

She gives you a long kiss, and leaves you and goes under the deck.

Actions.

>You should probably talk to that strange man called... Bismark, or whatever.
>Find Claw.
>Talk to Berenice.
>Talk to the Knight.
>Talk to Marshal.
>Talk to Adelmann.
>Talk to Frankizka.
>Go underdeck with Elizabeth.
>You know, you should probably talk to Charlemagne and Svana, they're onboard, right?
>...Find that fucking Alan guy.
>Write-In
>>
>>429822
>Find Claw.
Time to take a look at that marine he caught.
>>
>>429828
This
>>
>>429822
>>You know, you should probably talk to Charlemagne and Svana, they're onboard, right?
>>
>>429834
This.
>>
You find Claw, who's cuddling up to who you know as Bismark... And some armored titan. What the fuck?

Actions.

>Claw, let them go.
>Claw... Where the hell did you get these people?
>Who's the guy in armor?
>Claw, where the fuck were you?
>Write-In
>>
>>429858
>Who's the guy in armor?
>>
>>429858
>Who's the guy in armor?
>>
"So... Uh, Claw. Who's the guy in armor?"

"He's a space marine!"

"Don't tell me you've been reading 40k again..."

"Just because I've memberized most of the Codexs and lore doesn't make me a neckbeard. Oh, and I also speak his language."

"You grow fur instead of facial hair, and said fur is all over your body. That makes you a double neckbeard."

"Hey!"

"Sorry, but it's true."

Actions.

>...Could you let them go? The way your treating them slightly distrubs me.
>So where were you?
>...Can I see the space marine?
>Nothing is out of the usual in Clawland, so it's time to leave.
>Write-In
>>
>>429883
>...Can I see the space marine?
>>
"Can I see the marine?"

"No!"

"H-Help me..." says Bismark.

"Erh... I think your slightly crushing that German guy."

"So?!"

Actions.

>...I'll give you a treat?
>Please? I promise to return him. (Charisma)
>Do it Claw, or else. (Intimidation)
>...There's only one way to deal with a doggo. Pet him until he's unable to fightback.
>Write-In
>>
>>429905
>>Please? I promise to return him. (Charisma)
>>
>>429905
>Please? I promise to return him. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8 to extract the spess mehreen.
>>
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>429920
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>429920
>>
5+8=13

Great Failure!

"Please? I promise to return him."

The space marine says something.

"Please... Help me... I'm just a nerd who decided to make his own costume... This man... Wolf... Whatever... Stole two of my warhammer figurines and kidnapped us..."

Apparently Claw doesn't hear this.

Actions.

>Fuck this, your out.
>Claw, he isn't a space marine. (Charisma, HARD)
>Claw, let them go this instant or else! (Intimidation)
>Claw, why do you have five boxes of soda?
>Claw, can I have the warhammer figurines you stole from the dressed up nerd?
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>429920
>>
>>429973
>Claw, he isn't a space marine. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>429973
>Claw, why do you have five boxes of soda?
>Claw, can I have the warhammer figurines you stole from the dressed up nerd?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8, additional +2 if you can point out reasons on why he's not in fact, a space marine.
>>
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>430007
Claw, you're autism is flaring up now. Keep this up and I'm taking you to a doctor.
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>430007
>>
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>430007
>>
"Claw, your autism is flaring up again. Keep it up and I'll take you to a vet."

"...But, he's a space marine!"

"He's just dressed like one. Now, get off him."

He hesitantly gets off of both Bismark and the "space marine".

"T-Thank you! I feel the slime under my armor!"

"I can't feel my face."

Actions.

>Don't worry, your safe now.
>...Grab the "space marine" and leave Bismark to his fate.
>Eh, just leave.
>Claw, what the hell do you intend to do with them?
>Write-In
>>
>>430036
>...Grab the "space marine" and leave Bismark to his fate.
>>
You pull out the marine, and Claw falls back onto Bismark.

"So, you aren't a space marine, are you?"

"No! Just remove my helmet and I'll show you!"

You rip off his helmet, which was firmly stuck thanks to Claw's slime. Inside is what seems to be a human manchild, evident by the neckbeard.

Actions.

>Shove him back into Claw, you don't really care if he's a space marine then.
>So, how would you like to join Chaos? I've got a sponsership deal, and I can tell you'll go far!
>Talk to him about... Something. (Specify)
>Oh. Just throw him overboard then.
>Write-In
>>
>>430060
>Shove him back into Claw, you don't really care if he's a space marine then.
>>
"Oh."

You shove him back into Claw, and continue on with your day.

Actions.

>Talk to someone else? (Specify)
>Well, Elizabeth wanted to see you. Go below decks to talk to her.
>Timeskip!
>>
>>430080
>>Well, Elizabeth wanted to see you. Go below decks to talk to her.
Bring Frankizka and Berenice, too.
>>
>>430080
>Well, Elizabeth wanted to see you. Go below decks to talk to her.
>>
You go below decks to see Elizabeth, who's waiting for you in what seems to be a crew member's room, with two rather low quality beds put together.

"Oh, Ren! There you are. I've got a lot to ask you."

"Ah, yes."

You close the door behind you and sit on the bed.

"What exactly is it?"

"Well... I've got you something for our anniversary."

"O-Oh. Right."

She gives you a kiss, and brings out a present, and puts it in your arms.

"Don't worry if you forgot. You are quite awfully busy, after all."

Actions.

>Oh, thank you!
>...Well, I'll make sure to get you something when we get home, alright?
>...Your the best wife I could ask for, Elizabeth. Thank you.
>Oh. I don't really need a gift, thank you though.
>Write-In
>>
>>430104
>...Your the best wife I could ask for, Elizabeth. Thank you.
>>
>>430104
>...Your the best wife I could ask for, Elizabeth. Thank you.
>>
"...Thank you, Elizabeth. Your the best wife I could ask for, and I missed you."

You hug her.

"I've missed you too, Renexizous. Now go on, open it."

You tear it open, and see... Well, a book. You look closely, and see it's a... Oh my God, a first edition copy of Mein Kampf, personally signed by Adolf Hitler! Not to mention, below that seems to be a book titled "Nazi Scientists of the Second World War."

"I knew your fascination for the Nazis, so I got you these with some minor assistance from M16. They were rather hard to get."

Actions.

>...Go in for the kiss, she fucking knows you like a goddamned book and you love it... Then escalate to tumbling, of course.
>Hang on... I want to invite someone here.
>Hug her. It was good.
>...A quick kiss of acknowledgement. It was decent.
>Just shrug your shoulders.
>...Yeah, hand it back to her. She can have it.
>Write-In
>>
>>430127
>...Go in for the kiss, she fucking knows you like a goddamned book and you love it... Then escalate to tumbling, of course.
>>
You go in for the kiss, and begin to tumble with her... Once your finished, Elizabeth rolls over.

"Ren... I just want to say I'll miss you while I stay in Britian."

"Oh. Right."

"...Once you disembark I'll be heading back to Britian. I'm sorry."

"I-It's fine. Alright."

Actions.

>...You should probably tell her about your intentions to have a second wife while she's gone.
>...You won't be going back to Britain, your staying here, with me.
>Remember? I agreed to come along, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>430157
>...You should probably tell her about your intentions to have a second wife while she's gone.
>Remember? I agreed to come along, alright?
>>
>>430157
>...You should probably tell her about your intentions to have a second wife while she's gone.
And mention that you're going to Britain to help her settle in.
>>
"You forgot, I intended to come along."

"Right! I forgot, I'm sorry."

"Also... Well. How would you feel about me having a second wife?"

"...What?"

"Yeah."

"Ren... Why? I-I... I leave and you want someone else?"

Actions

>It's not like that, alright?
>I love her, would you rather me marry her or go behind your back?
>I-It's not what you think it is, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>430169
>>It's not like that, alright?
>>
"It's not like that, alright? I love you, and her."

"Renexizious, I was alright with the concubines, hell, I even worked with them in order to please you. I became a half dragon to please you. I fucking made your dragon mutagen to please you, and you toss aside my gratitude and want another woman?!"

"You finished my dragon mutagen?"

"I did, damn it! I've even brought it along!"

"Well... Thank you, I guess."

"Ren, how would you like it if I went behind your back to court another man? What if I went back to Alan?"

Actions.

>...I would kill them.
>Well, you won't. I already know this.
>Betrayed?
>I wouldn't care, honestly.
>Write-In
>>
>>430194
>Betrayed?
>>
>>430194
>Betrayed?
>>
"Betrayed?"

"Yes! And guess how I feel?"

"...Betrayed?"

"I do. At least you told me about you wanting a second wife, and hopefully this is a one time thing your going through."

Actions.

>...I did lay with a Duchess, called Rosa. Sorry.
>Well, whether you like it or not, I'm marrying Frankizka.
>...I'm sorry. I wouldn't betray you like that. It was only an idea.
>Write-In
>>
>>430209
>>...I did lay with a Duchess, called Rosa. Sorry.
>>
>>430209
>...I did lay with a Duchess, called Rosa. Sorry.
>>
"...I did lay with a duchess called Rosa. Sorry."

She sighs.

"Ren... Why? Do I not please you in some way?"

"No! You please me just fine!"

"You tell me this, but it's clear you think differently. Why else would you go behind my back and cheat on me?"

"I-I think your reading too deep into this."

"You know what, Ren? I'm done with your womanizing. We're married before God, and you break it willy nilly! I demand you stop seeing these women, damn it! I will not be cheated on!"

Actions.

>Fine... I'll do it for you.
>Fine, I'll do it for you. (Lie)
>I will not tolerate this. Cease your demands, or else.
>No! I love them, just accept that!
>...Please, just hear me out... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>430247
>>...Please, just hear me out... (Charisma, VERY HARD)
Push it to the limit.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+8, additional +2if you can give reasons on why she should let you have a second wife.
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>430266
She's from a different world, and she needs me to be with her so she doesn't starve or resort to drinking from innocents. She's a real nice person, though. You might like her.
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>430266
To show that we don't discrimnate against someone's race aside from those dam elves.
>>
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>430266
Holy shit.
>>
16+10=26

Minor Success!

"Listen, she's from a different world, and she needs me, so she doesn't starve or drink from innocents. She's a nice person though, you might like her."

She sighs.

"...Ren, I want to say yes, to make you happy, but if I cave it'll just be a slippery slope of your getting more and more wives, and of me caving more and more."

"Then say yes."

"...I can't. At some point I'll just be forgotten about, or simply ignored..."
She curls up into your arms.

"Please."

Actions.

>...I swear I won't forget about you.
>The dragon mutagen shows how much I care for you... I am going to make you a dragon, Liz. That way you'll never be forgotten about by me.
>I can show her to you now, if you want.
>...I don't know, honestly.
>Write-In
>>
>>430298
>>I can show her to you now, if you want.
And swear that you won't forget about her.
>>
>>430298
>I can show her to you now, if you want.
>>
"Listen, I swear I won't forget about you, alright?"

"T-Thank you."

"Let me show you her."

You get up and open the hatched door, and find Frankizka's rudimentary bed.

"I need you, Frankizka."[r/ed]

"Erh... For what?"

"You'll see."

You drag her along to your room, where your wife is still somewhat pouting, and has shapeshifted into her half-dragon form.

"...Oh, that's her?"

"Oh. Hello queen."

Actions.

>...Come on, let's just get into bed, alright? I think all of us could bond with each other during a midnight chat of sorts.
>...Lust pheromone, here we go.
>Let's just all sleep together, all right?
>Hang on... There's someone else I want to rest with us. (Specify)
>Write-In
>>
>>430330
>>...Come on, let's just get into bed, alright? I think all of us could bond with each other during a midnight chat of sorts.
And Berenice.
We're going all-out.
>>
You decide to let Berenice into the room, because fuck having a spinal cord. Well, actually you shift into your half-dragon form to avoid getting squished like last time.

You get the bottom, and are quite literally, surrounded by beautiful women. Scaly or not. The bed breaks and goes on the floor. You realize that if you continue like this, you'll need a bigger bed back home.

"Ren... Why exactly did you invite Berenice into the room?"

Actions.

>...Well, she's good concubine potential.
>...Third wife when?
>Erh, just because, really.
>Lust Pheromone now!
>Write-In
>>
>>430332
>midnight chat

No, not with Berenice. We need to get along Liz and Fran and it will still be very hard, no need to make it too difficult.

I was sure the second wife thing would not please Liz at all.
We should make a decision about tumbling every woman we meet... or we profess polylove and try to convert our people to that. It will not be easy. But fuck lying, we are a man of honor and we have the god of keeping serment in our mind now.
>>
>>430340
>>...Well, she's good concubine potential.
And gas the room with heavy lust pheromones.
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>>430340
>Well, she's good concubine potential
Make her go, she will cause problems to the chatting between Fran and Liz.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Send her out.
2=Gas!
>>
And roll me a 1d20+2, anons.
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>430357
>>
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>430357
You'll see...
Lust pheromones
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>430357
>>
>>430365
And that is a resounding NO.

1

Critical Failure!

You spread a lust pheromone through the room.

"Well... She'll make a good concubine, right?"

"...You know what, I am the goddamned Queen of England. I deserve better then you trying to make this polygamous. Get out, you whores."

"What did you just call me?"

"Yeah, you heard me. Get the fuck out of our room."

"...Fine, asshole."'

"What the fuck did you just say to me? I'm trying to save my marriage from my husband being a fool, and trying to marry somesort of whore!"

"We aren't whores!"

Actions.

>...Fuck, don't take a side. This isn't your fight.
>...Take Elizabeth's side.
>Shit, take Frankizka and Berenice's side.
>Demand everyone to get out of your room.
>Write-In
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>>430378
Loyalty pheromones a go.
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>>430386
Aye
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>>430378
Supporting this >>430386
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if this works.
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>430396
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>430396
>>
>>430408
>>430410
God wills it.
>>
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>430396
>>430408
>>430410
Angry sex!
>>
19+2=21

Good Success!

You release your loyalty pheromone... You sense they are getting confused now.

"Come on, relax everyone. We're just here to talk."

"...Fine. I guess." says your wife.

A few minutes of silence goes by.

Actions.

>Maybe you should tell them something they both like to do to break the ice. (Specify)
>Erh, just go to bed.
>You two play nice, alright?
>Elizabeth, you can still talk to me if you want.
>Write-In
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>>430408
>>430410
>>430429
Fucking unreal. How could this go so right?
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>>430429
>>430408
>>430410

...sweet baby jesus
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>>430429
...I'll take this nat twenty and allow you guys to use it once in the future, alright?
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>>430432
>>You two play nice, alright?
Walk out and blast them with lust pheromone. Who knows what will happen?
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>>430432
>You two play nice, alright?
>>
>>430436
Well, let's use it to reconcilliate everybody here. It's such a mess.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2, or if you want you can use the natural twenty.
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>>430439
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>>430444
I say we pop the nat 20 so there's no chance we fuck this up.
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>>430444
Use the nat twenty
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>>430449
+1
>>
>>430442
So we get two wives and a concubine by basically mind controlling then?

Have we told Liz that we now have off world colonies? And is ren going to visit Bismarck's Nazi world?
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>>430460
I wanted to reconcilliate them, not minfuck them, but the majority of the anons decided differently.
It is the rules of the game, so...

I propose we deal with Earth because it is clearly not stabilized enough for us to leave for too long.
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Twenty it is.

You get up and blast the room with heavy pheromones... Which send them into a lustful overdrive.

"Erh... Play nice, I guess."

A pillow is thrown at you and your forced to duck, and flee the angry, lustful women.
You sleep outside in the rain, and eventually wake up.

You head below decks, and see the women are... Well, asleep in a massive huddle. It's a start.

You arrive back in Stockholm, and unload from the ship... Your positively exhausted. Most people head off to do their own thing, while Elizabeth gives you a kiss.

"So... Can we just go to England? Without your "second wife" and your new concubine?"

"...Like a vacation?"

"I suppose so."

Actions.

>Sure!
>Well, why not bring Frankizka?
>Come on, I like the concubine!
>Come on... Why don't I bring Claw?
>Can I bring Marshal?
>Hang on... I want to bring someone else.
>Write-In
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>>430490
>Sure!
Romantic trip to Albion and its white cliffs.
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>>430490
>Well, why not bring Frankizka?
We need to show her around and keep her from starving.
>>
>>430490
>I need my squire. Besides
he can learn a bit about knightly ways in England.
>>
>>430494
This.
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>>430490
>Sure!
>>
"...Why not bring Frankizka?"

Her face turns red with anger...

"Goddamn it Ren! Stop! I just fucking... I'm fucking going away and even then you want those girls to come with you. They are staying out, no matter what you fucking say.
Actions.

>...Fine.
>Don't talk to me that way, alright?
>...Maybe you can smuggle her aboard?
>Sorry, alright?
>Write-In
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>>430514
>"...Fine"
>>
"Fine, alright?"

"Thank you."

You climb aboard the ship and sail towards Britain...

So, anons...

>Timeskip!
>No, spend some personal time with Elizabeth. You haven't seen her in a month, really.
>Write-In
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>>430543
>Timeskip!
>>
Time flies by and eventually you find yourself off the coast of Britain. The crew orders you to pick up your luggage and get off, and of course, it's raining.

You get off the boat and follow Elizabeth, who walks through the streets, and she decide to talk to you.

"So, Ren... Is it just me, or occasional around you I feel... Well, lust, at random times? Last night was... Strange, sufficiently said. I felt extremely confused for most of it."

Actions.

>Oh, it must just be the wind, alright?
>...Well, sometimes I slightly control your actions using pheromones.
>It must just be you.
>Write-In
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>>430557
>Write-In
Must be the superior dragonic gene that we have.
>>
Sorry anons, But I've got to go to work.
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>>430585
This.
>>
Mention the pheromones but say they're uncontrollable.
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>>430660
Nah, just say I do tend to have that effect on people.
It ain't even lying.
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>>430665
This.
>>
>>430665
This. Also,we're a terrible husband.
>>
>>430665
This, as much as I want to explain....
>>430708
I went to sleep early and thus missed most of that series of fucking, retarded, autistic, out-of-character and insane events. I would like to apologise for no being present.

We must apologise to Liz and explain the reasons for the second wife in greater detail. That being because we need someone to run our nation in our absence and that the chosen individual is powerful and important to our plans.

Also the dumbshits(>>430494, >>430500, >>430502) that thought she would agree to that. Just consider your actions a little more as if you were dealing with another human rather than being the main character in a fucking harem anime.


Well, time to damage control through our ass.
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>>430744
Anon, I feel the same way.
>>
>>430744
+1
>We gave the land to our lawfull cool brother and all is well. Time for some sleep.
>Wakes up.
>What in the fucking fuck even happened.
>>
>>430751
I would hope so, to be the only person who doesn't think with their, fictional dragon, dick would be unbearable.
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>>430761
Nope I left just when we got khornes blessing, I didn't even get to see it used until I woke up.
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>>430765
I was there to remind anons that we kinda promised our brother the land.

Thinking back, I should had taken people forgetting that rather important detail as a sign and just not went to sleep.
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>>430767
You should never go to sleep. For that is when the Australians, autists and one-threaders come out to play / fuck up our shit.
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>>430776
>>430767
Well I remember QM said if we went overboard we would have to justify it, so I think we can recover.

You should've been there in Nazi Experiment Quest when we started feeding a human their friends' flesh. It was fucking weird.
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>>430784
Nope that was adorable and a great laugh. What was insane was making human pretzels.
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>>430788
Can we agree on the fact that we have a based pet pig? although yeah the pretzel thing was weird. Leave butter n shit to Ren.
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>>430788
>>430784

If I make a quest, it is going to about a golem to avoid all the problems both of the quests are having
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>>430794
Just throwing it out there, I'm not one of the pretzelposters.
We did agree that we'd wife Frankizka all the way back when we were pushing the dwarves' shit in, though I will admit the pheromone bullshittery was a bit much.
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>>430801
Oh I wanted Fran, no problems there.
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>>430801
>>430806
I also want Fran but can understand why Liz is pissed. To be frank if it does come down to it, I think liz is more valuable and lovable.


Anyhow, we should just plan the most romantic [time-unit] she has ever experienced to help convince her that we do love her more.

Gentlemen welcome to the war of the, romantic, roses.
>>
Some posters wants to play random'n'fun'pushing to the limit, but if it is done OOC, it fucks the character and it is sad.
Ren can be played as a child (easy, pleasure and fun first and above all) or as an adolescent (want to have fun but also want to understand who he is, acknowledge to face uneasy situations the hard way, struggle about values, ethic. And do a lot of mistakes).
I tend to play Ren as an adolescent more than a child.
>>
Back, anons. Still trying to think up some things for NEQ, so yeah. Expect it to be up tomorrow.

"Oh, well, I do tend to have that effect on people."

"Oh. Well, thank you for telling me. Should I wear a gas mask in your presence then?" She gives you a slight grin and the two of you begin walking down the sidewalk. Many of the citizens here either don't recognize you, or most likely, don't care.

Of course, with your hand wrapped around Elizabeth, you hear Khorne's voice in your head.

WHAT THE FUCK, I DECIDE TO PLAY BLOODBOWL FOR A FEW HOURS AND YOU BEHAVE LIKE A SLAANESHIAN?

What the he

FUCKING HELL, I THOUGHT WE'D JUST BE BLOWING SHIT UP, KILLING PEOPLE, AND GETTING SHIT DONE, BUT FUCKING HELL, DUDE. I DON'T LIKE BEING A BUZZKILL, BUT WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?

Does what?

YOUR WIFE IS GODDAMNED AFRAID OF BEING REPLACED AND YOU DECIDE TO MAKE THEM HAVE A FUCKING ORGY, THAT DOESN'T GET SHIT DONE, THAT JUST FUCKING MAKES MORE PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, MOST LIKELY ABOUT QUESTIONING SEXUALITY WHICH IS FUCKING RETARDED. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT KIND PROVES HER POINT.

How?!

FUCKING EASY, IT JUST YELLS "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS", YOUR LUCKY YOUR WIFE HASN'T CAUGHT ON, BECAUSE WE'D BE IN DEEP SHIT.

Actions.

>It's my body, alright?
>I promise we'll kill and do shit like that soon.
>When the hell do you know anything about marriage?
>Shut up, Khorne. I don't need your advice.
>I'm kind of busy right now.
>...That was kind of stupid.
>Write-In
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>>431974
>...That was kind of stupid.
Khorne's right once again.
>>
>>431982
Khorne's semi-right.

Jesus
>>
>>431974
>...That was kind of stupid.
and now i worship Khorne for life advice...
>>
...Wow, on second thought that was kind of stupid.

YEAH, MAN. GOOD LUCK, REMEMBER THAT THE GOD OF HONOR IS IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD AS WELL. SO DON'T FUCK THIS UP, ALRIGHT? HERE'S A TIP, THIS GIRL FUCKING LOVED IT WHEN YOU STOPPED THE DATE SHITTERY AND JUST FUCKING DID DRAGON THINGS.

His voice fades, and Elizabeth looks at your, a little funny.

"Is everything alright, Renexizious?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah."]

"Anyways, let's continue onto the palace. No time for dilly-dallying, really."

Actions.

>...So, erh... Why don't we talk about feelings?
>So what exactly have you been doing while I was gone?
>Hey, this might not be the best time to bring it up... But I'm sorry about last night. I was kind of a douchebag.
>Why don't we talk about my second wife?
>Remain silent.
>Write-In
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>>432017
>So what exactly have you been doing while I was gone?
>>
"So, what exactly have you been doing while I was gone?"

"Keeping the realm in shape, making sure Julius doesn't try to eat people, giving the boot to someone who wanted to go out with me, that sort of thing."

"Oh. Well, thank you, I suppose."

"Yeah. Could you give me a warning next time?"

"...Well, that depends, really."

She sighs.

"Right."

"...What's with the negative tone?"

"Nothing. I'm just tired, that's all."

Actions.

>...You're still pissed off at me, aren't you?
>Come on, what is it?
>Let's just get to the palace, alright?
>No, remain silent.
>Write-In
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>>432077
>>Come on, what is it?
>>
>>432077
>No, remain silent.
>>
>>432077
>>No, remain silent.
let sleeping dogs lie. She finds out about the pheromones and we're in for some shit.
>>
>>432077
Apologise for everything we did. Tell her we were stressed out, or something like that. Then change the subject to the mutagen and thank her again, while giving her a kiss.
>>
>>432135
>>432124
Khorne is the god of Honor, not the God of pussyfooting.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
>>
>>432146
>>Come on, what is it?
I'll change if only to not have to wait.
>>
>>432139
This
>>
"Come on, what is it?"

She takes a deep breathe.

"...I don't want you to go on anymore long term trips without me, alright?"

"What, why?"

"It seems like I can't trust you to not try to fuck another women when I'm around."

Actions.

>You don't trust me?
>No, I won't allow it, I'm fine alone. You'll only get hurt, alright?
>...I guess, if I can get your trust back again.
>I swear that I will not womanizer when you aren't around, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>432189
>>...I guess, if I can get your trust back again.

New moral compass get. Let's hope Liz makes our brother proud.
>>
>>432189
>>...I guess, if I can get your trust back again.
>>
>>432198
This,then apologise. And tell her just how great a wife she is,sincerely.
>>
>>432189
>...I guess, if I can get your trust back again.
>>
"...I guess, if I can get your trust back. I'm sorry for... Well, everything the past few days. You are the best wife I could ever have, alright?"

You look into her eyes, and you can tell for a moment, that she wants to believe you, but shakes that out her mind.

"If I'm such a good wife, then why would you need other wives?"

Actions.

>...Well, it's just because you're going to be gone, alright?
>...Well, it's in my genetics...
>Because I don't want to stress you.
>Write-in
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>>432204
Seconded.
>>
>>432219
>>Because I don't want to stress you.
I'll be honest, I've no idea what the anons who decided this second wife thing would be a good idea was thinking.
>>
>>432231
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>432219
Tell her we haven given up on the "second wife" idea. We still need to keep Fran around,since she needs to feed and stuff
Thanks QM for not making this easy.Everything's really belieavable so far.
>>
>>432233
>>432231
I did it because Ren doesn't seem the type to have a properly thought out moral code. I assumed Liz would be fine with it due to the fact SHE WATCHED US FUCK OTHER WOMEN and was fine with it.
>>
Also we think we're God.
>>
I wish to help here but I can't because I can't even think as to why we would tell Lizz about vampire.
>>
>>432236
Just wondering, what do you mean, Have or Haven't?
>>
>>432219
With what the others have been saying, I present a write in, instead of my previous vote.
>Write-In
>You seemed fine with the concubines and, I guess I wasn't thinking. Please forgive me, you're important to me and I wasn't thinking what's important to you.
>>
"Well... You seemed fine with concubines, and I guess I wasn't thinking. Please, forgive me Elizabeth... You're too important to me, and I wasn't thinking what's important to you."

She barely can restrain herself from hugging you, but nods.

"Thank you, Ren... But don't expect an immediate forgiving. I just... It's been hard for me, the past month."

She seems a little less reserved...Huh.

"Well... Why?"

"Besides Julius becoming a vampire, me revealing to him that he's not actually my child, me ruling over Sweden, your disappearance... God, I haven't had any time to really relax."

"You told Julius he's not your child?"

"Yeah... I haven't seen him since."

"Ah."

"Yeah... God, I've missed you. I've missed talking to people about things besides the economy or troop movements."

She hugs you, and you rub her head.

"No "immediate" forgiveness, eh?"

"Well, technically it wasn't immediate. It was more or less a minute, and I'm desperate."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...Well, I promise I'll make the time over here as romantic as possible as an apology, alright?
>Nah, remain silent and let her hug you.
>Jesus, I can't really imagine how hard it would be to manage an empire the size of mine without being a dragon.
>So, I remember telling me about you finishing the dragon mutagen...
>Write-In
>>
>>432308
>>...Well, I promise I'll make the time over here as romantic as possible as an apology, alright?
>>
>>432308
>...Well, I promise I'll make the time over here as romantic as possible as an apology, alright?
>>
>>432308
>...Well, I promise I'll make the time over here as romantic as possible as an apology, alright?
>>
"Well, don't worry. I promise, as the Emperor of Sweden to make your time over here as unstressful and romantic as possible as my official apology to you, alright?"

"...Thank you."

"Now, come on. Let's get to the palace."

The two of you finally get to the palace, and Elizabeth stops you.

"Before we go in, just remember that most of the nobility are... Well, angry about me and you. So just don't eat anyone or crush anyone unless I tell you to, or they're insufferable pricks, alright?"

Actions.

>That's quite a bit of leeway.
>Why exactly don't they like us anyways?
>You do realize if I eat someone I condemn their soul to hell for eternity, right?
>Well, I'll try not to do that then.
>...Can I just go to my dragon form, please?
>I promise if I eat someone they'll be relatively unimportant and an asshole.
>Write-In
>>
>>432346
>Why exactly don't they like us anyways?
>>
>>432346
>>Why exactly don't they like us anyways?
>>
>>432346
>>Why exactly don't they like us anyways?
>>
"Why don't they like us?"

"Well, mostly because you have a tendency to be a warmonger, while I also haven't proved myself to the court yet."

"Oh. Right."

"So, any further questions?"

Actions.

>That's quite a bit of leeway.
>You do realize if I eat someone I condemn their soul to hell for eternity, right?
>Well, I'll try not to do that then.
>...Can I just go to my dragon form, please?
>I promise if I eat someone they'll be relatively unimportant and an asshole.
>Write-In
>>
>>432364
>>Well, I'll try not to do that then.
>>
>>432364
>>That's quite a bit of leeway.
>>You ran the empire for a month and managed to deal with a rebellion with minimal casualties. Is that not enough for the court?
>>
,
>>
>>432364
>>Well, I'll try not to do that then.
>>You ran the empire for a month and managed to deal with a rebellion with minimal casualties. Is that not enough for the court?
>>
"You ran the empire for a month and managed to deal with a rebellion with minimal casualties. Isn't that enough for the court?"

"No. In order to be properly expected to rule Britannia, you must expand it, and it's near impossible to gain the respect of the court when you aren't ruling."

"Ah. Well, that's quite a bit of leeway your giving me."

"Well, mostly because I don't intend on having the nobility stick around for too long, so I don't particularly care if you eat a duke or count or whatever."

Actions.

>...You want to get rid the aristocracy?
>Can I help?
>Erh... Won't they rise up in rebellion?
>Write-In
>>
>>432390
>>...You want to get rid the aristocracy?
>>
>>432390
>Erh... Won't they rise up in rebellion?
>>
>>432390
>>...You want to get rid the aristocracy?
>>432390
>>
>>432390
>...You want to get rid the aristocracy?
>>
"You want to get rid of the aristocracy?"

"Well, mostly just severely limit their power, take back their holdings, and hopefully stop the constant civil wars Britannia likes to get herself in."

"Ah. Won't they rise up in rebellion?"

"Well, a few key points. Number one, I have their addresses and I have you. Number two, I have the might of the Royal Navy and the Army behind me, and their officers are at least sixty percent commoners and number three, is worse case scenario I'm forced to take the dragon mutagen. Oh, and they're all going to be gathered for my crowning, so during that time I'll imprison them."

Actions.

>Well, to be fair I recommend keeping them.
>Sounds like a good plan!
>Khorne demands souls!
>...That doesn't sound like you, to be honest.
>Erh, why during your crowning are you imprisoning all of the aristocracy?
>Write-In
>>
>>432421
>Sounds like a good plan!
>>
>>432421
>>...That doesn't sound like you, to be honest.
>>But if you think it's a good idea then I'm with you.
>>
>>432421
>Sounds like a good plan!
>>
"Sounds like a good plan, Elizabeth."

"Ah, thank you. Now come on."

She opens the door to the palace.

"I recommend introducing yourself to the nobility while I get myself some tea."

How exactly do you want to present yourself to them?

>Present yourself? Oh, you mean shapeshift into dragon form, not full-sized of course, and demand the nobility to respect your wife? Why not?
>Well, this is easy. Find some female nobility, turn up the charisma, and introduce yourself!
>Introduce yourself politely.
>...Death glare along with deathgrip handshake? Yes please.
>Introduce yourself... Well, less then politely. Arrogantly.
>Flames, got any ideas?
>Khorne, got any ideas?
>Write-In
>>
>>432456
>Present yourself? Oh, you mean shapeshift into dragon form, not full-sized of course, and demand the nobility to respect your wife? Why not?
>>
>>432456
>Shapeshift into half dragon form, tall enough to absolutely tower over nobles.

Intimidation AND being able to walk around without crushing people.
>>
>>432456
>Introduce yourself politely.
>...but in dragon form
>>
Any lurkers around who can provide a tie breaker?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Shapeshift and demand.
2=Shapeshift into half-dragon.
3=Politely shapeshift.
>>
>>432489
wew
I hope something terrible happens.
>>
You shapeshift in the middle of the room, accidentally stepping on one unfortunate noble. You look around, and begin your demands of respect.

Roll me a 1d20+8 for how well you can demand British respect.
>>
>>432496
By the power of crumpets!
>>
>>432505
Fuck sake, if there are no dice attached to this then fuck me.
>>
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>432496
Hopefully that wasn't anyone important....
>>432509
Check if you accidentally got Dice instead of dice in there. It's case sensitive, and phones tend to autocorrect.
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>432496
>>
>>432511
Like this?
>>
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>432530
never mind, checked and noticed the difference from /tg/ dice.
>>
16+8=24

Great Success!

You roar, terrifying the crowd of nobility gathered.

"Mortals! I demand full attention to my wife at all times, any treasonous or rebellious thoughts will result in getting crushed, like this one unfortunate noble."

The nobles cower, but one of them yells something back at you.

"We don't like foreigners telling us honest Brits on how to go about our duties, isn't that right, countrymen? Yet this winged reptile thinks it commands us!"

Actions.

>Maybe he needs a reminder to who he's talking to. (Intimidation, HARD)
>...Did he just call you a mere winged reptile? Ha, that hairless ape will pay for that!
>Khorne, I haven't fed you anyone's soul yet... So, you up for a fresh soul?
>Crush him. (Body)
>...Pheromone?
>Write-In
>>
>>432539
>Khorne, I haven't fed you anyone's soul yet... So, you up for a fresh soul?
>>
>>432539
>Khorne, I haven't fed you anyone's soul yet... So, you up for a fresh soul?
>>
>>432539
>Write-In
>That's Dragon thank you very much. And if you really are an honest Brit then what I said would be no more than a reminder or proper form. You are a loyal servant of the crown are you not? (Intimidation)
>>
You grab the noble, and dangle him in front of your mouth. The nobles yell and are terrified of what your about to do.

Khorne, you want a soul?

I CAN'T SAY NO, I CAN ONLY SAY HELL YES!

Actions.

>Nom.
>Eat him, but veto sending his soul to Khorne.
>Nah, just intimidate him. (Intimidation)
>...What will you give me in exchange for this man's soul?
>Write-In
>>
>>432539
>Khorne, I haven't fed you anyone's soul yet... So, you up for a fresh soul?
>>
>>432560
>Nom.
>>
>>432560
>Nom.
>>
>>432560
>>Nah, just intimidate him. (Intimidation)
Liz did ask us not to eat or crush the nobles too much.
>>
>>432560
>Nom.
>>
You drop him in your mouth, and you feel a little better. It's been a while since you ate someone, after all. Human food is nice, but nothing can beat humans as food. Except butter.

THANKS. ANYWAYS, YOU KEEP THIS UP AND I MIGHT GET YOU SOMETHING.

What, like a mutation?

YEAH, WHY NOT? I'LL SET A MILESTONE FOR HOW MANY SOULS YOU DEVOUR AND I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. TRY 100 SOULS EATEN OR CONVERTED.

Actions.

>...Khorne, I don't really want a chaos mutation.
>Oh, sweet man, as long as it doesn't corrupt my sanity or anything.
>...It's like a diet, but on the otherhand it's not.
>Write-In
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>>432595
>>...Khorne, I don't really want a chaos mutation.
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>>432595
>Oh, sweet man, as long as it doesn't corrupt my sanity or anything.
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>>432595
>...Khorne, I don't really want a chaos mutation.

This is chaos we're talking about here.
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>>432595
>Oh, sweet man, as long as it doesn't corrupt my sanity or anything.
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>>432595
>Write-In
As long as I know what the mutation is and it doesn't corrupt my sanity I'm all for it
>>
How many Sons av Renexizious do we have in our service? Converting them should be enough, right?
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>>432619
So long they can worship Khorne as well but we are still the main focus I have no problem with that.
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>>432619
>Bringing chaos into the world even more than we have
No way this can end horribly
>>
>>432619
Probably a bad idea, for various reasons. The most obvious one is risking our followers thinking we're starting some kind of demon cult.
>>
"Khorne, I don't want a chaos mutation as long as it corrupts me or my sanity."

...YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. IF I CORRUPTED YOUR SANITY OR YOURSELF I WOULDN'T GET TOO MANY SOULS. ALSO YOU'D PROBABLY STOP BEING COOL. ANYHOW, KEEP IN MIND THAT I CAN'T REALLY FUCKING GIVE YOU TWENTY ARMS OR SOME SHIT, MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE VERY LITTLE PRESENCE IN THIS WORLD.

So what exactly are we talking about?

EH, MOSTLY MORE DEMONIC LIKE STUFF, LIKE TURNING YOUR BREATH INTO WARPFIRE OR SHIT LIKE THAT, MORE WAYS TO GET SOULS, THAT SORT OF THING.

...Like?

WELL, ALSO THERE'S A LITTLE SIDE EFFECT THE MORE MUTATIONS YOU GET FROM ME.

What?

WELL, YOU MAY START LOOKING MORE DEMONIC, VOICE MIGHT START CHANGING, SHIT LIKE THAT.

Oh.

YEAH, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.

Actions.

>...On second thought, no.
>...Could you make me a demon at some point?
>Erh, how exactly does conversion work?
>...So what your saying is that if I eat people I get stronger? Fuck yeah!
>Hang on... Won't you get more powerful the more souls I give you?
>Write-In
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>>432645
>...So what your saying is that if I eat people I get stronger? Fuck yeah!
>>
>>432645
>...So what your saying is that if I eat people I get stronger? Fuck yeah!
That sounds metal as fuck, hell yeah when can we start
>>
>>432645
>...On second thought, no.
>But thanks for offering.
>>
>>432645
>Write-In
"Would I be able to, if I wanted to, spend one of those milestones to reverse the side-effect? So that I am still... me?"
>>
>>432645
>...So what your saying is that if I eat people I get stronger? Fuck yeah!
>>
>>432645
>>...So what your saying is that if I eat people I get stronger? Fuck yeah!
We could establish the Sons as a more secretive force. They could be like X-COM, but Khornites.
>>
So, just wondering... Could I spend one of those milestones to reverse the side effects so I am still me?

...I GUESS, BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND MOST OF MY GIFTS ON LOOKING NORMAL, YOU'LL BEAR DEMONIC ENERGY STILL.

Oh. This sounds metal as fuck, when can I start?

FIRST, SOME GROUND RULES.

What is it?

FIRST OFF, I DON'T ACCEPT VISA, SECOND OFF A FEW SOULS DON'T REALLY COUNT. ESSENTIALLY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIGHT BACK, ANIMALS, CHILDREN, SHIT LIKE THAT.

I didn't really plan on eating those types of people anyways.

GOOD. ALSO, YOU DO REALIZE THAT THE MORE SOULS YOU GIVE ME, THE MORE POWERFUL I GROW IN THIS WORLD, RIGHT?

Actions.

>Yeah, I already knew.
>...Oh, on second thought, no thanks.
>So how exactly does that work if you grow more powerful?
>Write-In
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>>432676
>Yeah, I already knew.
>>
>>432676
>Yeah, I already knew
We should probably ask him what he would do if he became somewhat powerful.
>>
>>432676
>>Yeah, I already knew.
>>432683
Seconding that question.
>>
>>432676
>Yeah, I already knew.

I just got an idea on what to do with the nobles.
>>
Yeah, I already knew. Now, what exactly would you do if you became somewhat powerful?

WELL, BASICALLY INCITE CONFLICT, BATTLES, THAT SORT OF THING. KEEP IN MIND THOUGH, THAT THE MORE CHAOS ENERGY THAT POPS UP IN THIS DIMENSION THE HIGHER CHANCE THAT THE OTHER CHAOS GODS CAN BREAK THROUGH. OR AT LEAST WANT TO BREAK THROUGH.

...Ah.

YEAH. HOWEVER THIS DIMENSION'S A LITTLE WEIRD AND I MIGHT ACCLIMATE TO THIS INSTEAD OF JUST REMAIN THE OLD KHORNE YOU KNOW.

Actions.

>Well, thanks. I'll get started on the milestone right away.
>...So, just wondering... Could we consider my slaves as counting towards converted? I could pledge their soul to you.
>Would you mind if I gave you a recommendation to change your aspects to?
>Write-In
>>
>>432729
>>Well, thanks. I'll get started on the milestone right away.
>>
>>432729
>>Would you mind if I gave you a recommendation to change your aspects to?
>>
>>432729
>>Write-In
Ah, cool. Hey, are you still around in the old dimension? I mean, I don't want to impose or anything.
>>
>>432729
>Well, thanks. I'll get started on the milestone right away.
Fuck it
>>
>>432729
>Would you mind if I gave you a recommendation to change your aspects to?
Could you go less war and conflict and more combat sports at some point? You know honorable one on one beating the crap out of each other hell we could introduce bloodbowl in this world.
>>
"Oh cool, just wondering, are you still around in the old dimension?

YEAH, OF COURSE I AM. IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO BE HONEST.

Cool... Now if you'll excuse me, I'll get started on the milestone.

You come back to the throne room, where terrified nobility cower before you. You count a good 124 nobles.

Actions.

>...Elizabeth won't mind if you eat them... All. She was going to get rid of the aristocracy anyways. (Body)
>No, no. Just eat most of them to get that upgrade. (Body)
>What? Just because you made a deal with a chaos god doesn't mean you'll just eat them because you feel like it.
>Shift back into a smaller form. You just wanted to get the point across.
>Write-In
>>
>>432729
>Well, thanks. I'll get started on the milestone right away.
>>
>>432766
>...Elizabeth won't mind if you eat them... All. She was going to get rid of the aristocracy anyways. (Body)
>>
>>432766
>Shift back into a smaller form. You just wanted to get the point across.


We will kill and sacrifice the nobles but not now. It would just be so informal and too messy.
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>>432766
>>What? Just because you made a deal with a chaos god doesn't mean you'll just eat them because you feel like it.
>>Shift back into a smaller form. You just wanted to get the point across.
>>
>>432766
>Shift back into a smaller form. You just wanted to get the point across.
>What? Just because you made a deal with a chaos god doesn't mean you'll just eat them because you feel like it.
>>
You shift into your smaller form, as in half-dragon form. Sacrifices to Khorne can come later, after all.

After a few minutes of everyone avoiding you because you just ate a noble, Elizabeth finally comes back from her cup of tea.

"Ah, Renexizious. I've heard you ate a noble, and stepped on another one."

"Well, both of them were pissing me off."

She sighs.

"Well, just try not to eat or kill all of them yet, as I'm still trying to solidfy me rule, alright?"

"Oh."

"Anyways, Ren, I was wondering if you'd feel like joining me in the throne room to help me with some policies."

"Ah. Well..."

Actions.

>...I was planning to do something else.
>Sure!
>Would you by chance feel like talking here for a moment? I want to discuss some theology with you.
>I want to speak to you first, about something. (Specify)
>Write-In
>>
>>432800
>>Would you by chance feel like talking here for a moment? I want to discuss some theology with you.
>>
>>432800
>>Sure!
>>
>>432800
>Sure!
>>
>>432800
>Sure!
>>
"Sure."

"Oh, great. Come on, then."

You follow Elizabeth and see... Well, the throne of England and a rather... Small chair.

"I'm sorry Ren, but that's all I and the serving girls could find last minute."

"Oh, don't worry about it."

You take a seat on the chair, and can't help but feel slightly agitated by this. Elizabeth calls for some advisors to come forward, and after a boring seminar on possible effects or whatever about "slavery" and it's moral fabrications, Elizabeth seems to be set on instituting it for the monarchy only, rather then making it illegal. She's also put some limits on the law, citing that honest citizens cannot be slaves and slaves can only be kept for ten years.

"Ren?"

"Wh-what?"

"How exactly does this policy sound to you?"

Oh...

Actions.

>...Well, I think it's good the way it is.
>I think you should be much less strict on the whole slavery thing.
>...A little more strict, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>432832
>I think you should be much less strict on the whole slavery thing.
>>
>>432832
>>...Well, I think it's good the way it is.
>>
>>432832
>...Well, I think it's good the way it is.

We don't want to push slavery down England's thought. Remember that they were one of the First Nations to stop slavery.
>>
>>432849
Yeah, it's even in the lyrics of Rule Britannia "Britons never will be slaves!"
>>
"I think it's good, Elizabeth."

"Good, I enjoy your opinion, Ren. Advisor, I recommend toning down the slavery policy just a tad."

"Erh... A tad?"

"...In case you haven't heard me clearly, "a tad" means none."

A few minutes go by and the next advisor comes in, mostly talking about enforcing a trade embargo on the Hellenic Union. Elizabeth however, decides against it. She doesn't seem to ask your advice on this, however.

Actions.

>Tell Elizabeth that she should escalate tensions a little further... Maybe a naval invasion?
>No, remain silent. She didn't ask your advice for a reason.
>...Elizabeth, you should do the trade embargo, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>432861
>>No, remain silent. She didn't ask your advice for a reason.

She is running Britan, not we.
>>
>>432861
>No, remain silent. She didn't ask your advice for a reason.
>>
>>432861
>>No, remain silent. She didn't ask your advice for a reason.
>>
You remain silent, and Elizabeth calls in yet another advisor. This time about... Well, you.

"So what your saying is that my husband is being vilified by the cable news?"

"Erh, yes. We've found some traces that lead back to NATO and some group that calls themselves the Elven Dominion."

"Oh. Well, I don't particularly care what they broadcast, so long as it isn't criminal."

"Yes, yes... Here's the problem. They've been attacking you as a puppet for the Swedish Empire."

"...Last time I checked, Britian had freedom of speech, advisor."

"I know, m'lady."

Actions.

>...Elizabeth, you can't ignore this.
>I recommend we dismantle the cable news and institution RenTV.
>Hey, Elizabeth... You want me to go personally take care of the cable stations? I'm not technically a part of your government.
>No, it's fine. Just ignore that.
>Write-In
>>
>>432898
>Hey, Elizabeth... You want me to go personally take care of the cable stations? I'm not technically a part of your government.
>>
>>432898
>>...Elizabeth, you can't ignore this.
Even if taking action against the Elven Dominion for THIS isn't an option, Elizabeth cannot be seen as our puppet.
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons.
>>
>>432898
>Write-In
"Elizabeth, I feel I should mention that the elven dominion was the group who have caused the various terrorist attacks in my nation. Including the one in which you were injured (That was a thing right?).

They have also caused riots in my lands in an attempt to weaken my power. Trust me when I say that you must either you bend knee to them or deal with them unless you can deal with them destabilising your nation.


I don't expect you to do what I would do but I can't stand by and let them possibly harm you or let you make an uninformed decision."
>>
>>432930
Seconded.
>>
>>432898
>>Hey, Elizabeth... You want me to go personally take care of the cable stations? I'm not technically a part of your government.
>>
""Elizabeth, I feel I should mention that the elven dominion was the group who have caused the various terrorist attacks in my nation. Perhaps even the one in which you were injured. They have also caused riots in my lands in an attempt to weaken my power. Trust me when I say that you must either you bend knee to them or deal with them unless you can deal with them destabilising your nation. I don't expect you to do what I would do but I can't stand by and let them possibly harm you or let you make an uninformed decision."

"...I assume you want to go out and stop them?"

"...Well, yes."

"Ah. Well, advisor, was there a location for where the Elven Dominion as?"

"Yes, m'lady. We've traced it to a small mountain town in northern Wales, along with pounds from every resident in it."

"Now, Ren. I'd rather someone take care of it, but sadly, unless I wish to appear like a oppressive tyrant, I cannot have any ties to a funder going silent. It would be a shame if this small mountainous town was found as smoldering ruins."

Actions.

>Tis' truly would be a shame if a dragon were to attack... Now, if you'll excuse me.
>Feign ignorance to her asking for you to attack the town.
>...Ask Khorne if Elves count as souls.
>Write-In
>>
>>432949
>...Ask Khorne if Elves count as souls.
>>
>>432949
>Tis' truly would be a shame if a dragon were to attack... Now, if you'll excuse me
>...Ask Khorne if Elves count as souls.
>>
>>432949
>Tis' truly would be a shame if a dragon were to attack... Now, if you'll excuse me.
>...Ask Khorne if Elves count as souls.
Because these Elven Dominion guys have made us REALLY hate elves, so we're probably going to eat a whole bunch of them.
>>
>>432949
>>...Ask Khorne if Elves count as souls.
Also, tell Elizabeth that we'll merely get information from them as to where their boss is. After all, they did try to kill you. And they live in Wales, and fucking sheep is a crime so they should be arrested anyway.
>>
"Tis' truly would be a shame if a dragon were to attack... Now, if you'll excuse me."

You get up and leave the palace, and have a small chat with Khorne.

So, just wondering... Elves count as souls, right?

...YES? THEY HAVE A GOOD EXCHANGE RATE WITH SLAANESH, IF YOUR INTO THAT SORT OF THING.

Oh, cool.

ARE WE GOING AFTER ELVES?

Just a little.

...I'm going to bet my lineman for the Reikland Reavers that it's going to end up like last time.

Flames? It's not going to end up like with the erh... Well, mass rape and pillage.

Still betting.

...I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE UP THAT BET, TO BE HONEST.

You ignore the two of them, and start flying towards the small mount village in Wales.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can find it.
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>432976
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>432976
It BETTER not end up like last time. Step one to avoiding it, no using the eye.
>>
17+2=19

Success!

You soar and find a village, surrounded by trees and odd stones. A few people walk to and fro, but none seem to have noticed you yet.

Actions.

>Land directly inside the village!
>Land outside the village!
>...Land outside the village and transform.
>Write-In
>>
>>432990
>Write-In
Burrow under the village, I have a cunning plan!


Just a question, do the houses have gas piping into their house for cooking or heating? We can break the pipes and let the gas leak into the houses / area before igniting it, giant fireball in an instant. If not then just burrow...


Alternatively, we burrow under people and pull a gravoid / jaws on them. Slowly clearing out the town.
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>>432990
>Land directly inside the village!
>>
>>432990
>Land directly inside the village!
>>
>>432998
I'm liking this plan.
>>
>>432998
Not really, it's a rural village so it lacks gas pipes like that.
>>
>>433007
well shit.


Would plan B work?
>>
You burrow beneath the village, you can feel the people above you and count a small village of about a hundred and twelve, and a few dozen cattle.

Actions.

>...Well, you're big enough to swallow one of their little elven shacks with ease.
>Hang on, it wouldn't be proper to not terrify them. See about breathing some fire and cooling it so a smokey fog sets in around the village.
>...Grab a elf and drag him underground to you.
>Why haven't you thought of this before? See about nomming a few groups of elves.
>Write-In
>>
>>433020
>Hang on, it wouldn't be proper to not terrify them. See about breathing some fire and cooling it so a smokey fog sets in around the village.
>>
>>433020
>>Hang on, it wouldn't be proper to not terrify them. See about breathing some fire and cooling it so a smokey fog sets in around the village.
>>
>>433020
>Hang on, it wouldn't be proper to not terrify them. See about breathing some fire and cooling it so a smokey fog sets in around the village.


It'll also help conceal our nomming.
>>
You poke little holes around the village, and breathe a careful amount of fire and ice, causing a rather thick fog to set in around the village... It also smells like barbecue. There are about a dozen and a half houses, or buildings. You can't really tell, along with a few dozen cattle and a hundred and twelve elves.

Actions.

>...Nom a house.
>Hang on, you've got to make this more spooky. Consult Khorne on dramatic timing and you.
>...Release a pheromone with the fog.
>Nom their cattle. (Body)
>See about nomming a few elves. (Body)
>Write-In
>>
>>433035
>>Hang on, you've got to make this more spooky. Consult Khorne on dramatic timing and you.
>>
>>433035
>See about nomming a few elves. (Body)

Dun-dun... Dun-dun...
>>
>>433035
>See about nomming a few elves. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 for... Well, Jaws.
>>
Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>433060
>>
Rolled 16 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>433060
>>
16+15=31

Overwhelming Success!

You come out of the ground, munching a few elves silently, though when your mouth is huge, it's a tad bit hard to not swallow them outright. You continue your systematic nomming of elves for a good thirty or so minutes, until there's only twenty elves left. You hear them talking, and freaking out. Apparently they've noticed plenty of the other elves... Well, missing.

Actions.

>...Nom them as well. (Body)
>...Grab them and their group and drag them underground. Might as well go full villain monologue. (Body)
>...Well, this was fun. Pop out of the ground and and effectively destroy the town. (Body)
>Write-In
>>
>>433087
>>...Grab them and their group and drag them underground. Might as well go full villain monologue. (Body)
We have time for some interrogations before we finish them. As long as we make sure they're unable to escape.
>>
>>433087
>...Grab them and their group and drag them underground. Might as well go full villain monologue. (Body)

I think it would be best if we just removed all the elves and left the town in intact.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 to grab them and their group and drag them underground.
>>
Rolled 11 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>433105
>>
Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>433105
>>
Rolled 2 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>433105
>>
17+15=32

Overwhelming Success!

You grab the house the survivors are in, and drag it further down to you. You shatter the house into thousands of splinters and hold the group in your hands, who are terrified.

Actions..

>...Monologue? Monologue.
>Interrogate them.
>Hang on, eat a few to get to the milestone.
>Eat them. All.
>Tell them that they are all slaves. Forever.
>...See if you can't force them to give their souls to Khorne or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>433129
>Write-In
"Dun-dun...Dun-dun..."
>>
>>433129
>Hang on, eat a few to get to the milestone.
>>
>>433129
>>Interrogate them.
Information first, nomming later.
>>
>>433129
>Hang on, eat a few to get to the milestone.
>>
You eat a few of them, and successfully reach Khorne's Milestone.

ALRIGHT, SO HERE'S A SMALL LIST OF MUTATIONS.

Mutation (Pick One)

>Minor Regeneration (Will regenerate wounds very slowly. About 100 HP per round in combat.)
>Bloodstained (+1 on Intimidation against Civilians.)
>Forked Tongue (+1 on lying rolls)
>Ignore Chaos Corruption for this milestone.
>>
>>433178
>Minor Regeneration (Will regenerate wounds very slowly. About 100 HP per round in combat.)
>>
>>433178
>Forked Tongue (+1 on lying rolls)

We are still the king of Sweden and therefore a politician after all.
>>
>>433178
Can those be upgraded later?
>>
>>433188
Yes.
>>
>>433180
Seconded
>>
>>433180
Seconded.
>>
Minor Regeneration wins.

Now select a Chaos Corruption.

>Marked by Chaos (You get a notable mark of Khorne on your chest.)
>Corpulent (You become corpulent and get the Overweight Mutation)
>Unsettling Glare (People tend to become somewhat nervous around you, and tend to want to stop talking to you.)
>>
>>433208
>Unsettling Glare (People tend to become somewhat nervous around you, and tend to want to stop talking to you.)
>>
>>433208
>>Unsettling Glare (People tend to become somewhat nervous around you, and tend to want to stop talking to you.)
RIP our social life.
>>
>>433208
>Marked by Chaos
Claw and warhammer fanboys will constantly talk about it

>Corpulent
Nothing new but it still sucks Slaaneshi Nurgle infested balls

>Unsettling Glare
Messes with our personal life and makes thing awkward

I choose the mark of chaos.
>>
>>433208
>Corpulent (You become corpulent and get the Overweight Mutation)
Right... no more Chaos mutations after this. Just not worth it.
>>
>>433208
>Marked by Chaos (You get a notable mark of Khorne on your chest.)
Changing vote.
>>
>>433208
Switching to the mark, seems to be the least bad of the 3. It'll freak out adellman though.
>>
Marked by Chaos wins!

You feel your metabolism speed up, and you grow a small mark of Khorne right above your bellybutton. You feel a little... Cheated, and Khorne's voice pops back into your head.

THANKS FOR THE SOULS, SORRY ABOUT THE SHITTY SELECTION THOUGH, I DON'T HAVE MUCH INFLUENCE BUT HOPEFULLY NEXT TIME WE CAN GET TO SOME MORE COOL SHIT!

Actions.

>...I don't really think this deal is for me, alright?
>Thanks, I guess. It's kind of shitty though.
>Is there any way I can just get to the good shit now?
>Write-In
>>
>>433243
>Thanks, I guess. It's kind of shitty though.
>Is there any way I can just get to the good shit now?
>>
>>433243
>>...I don't really think this deal is for me, alright?
>>
>>433243
>Thanks, I guess. It's kind of shitty though.
We'll probably be able to get some cooler shit the longer we give him souls n' shit
>>
>>433248
>>433251
The coolness of the shit isn't the problem in my eyes, it's the potential costs of it. Khorne warned us this would happen, but we didn't listen as people were blinded by the fact that it all sounded, quote "metal as fuck".
>>
>>433243
>>...I don't really think this deal is for me, alright?
Like, I get that you're cool and we both like murderizing people, but this mutation stuff is a bit out of hand. We can still kill people if that's okay.
>>
Honestly... I don't think this deal is for me, but thanks I guess. Is there any way I can get to the good shit now?

WELL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO SACRIFICE PEOPLE YOU KNOW AND TRUST YOU OR SACRIFICE BEINGS OF SIMILAR POWER... THEN NO, NOT REALLY. OF COURSE, YOU COULD ALWAYS OFFER YOUR ETERNAL SOUL TO ME, I GUESS.

Actions.

>..Yeah, can I get out of this deal? It's kind of shitty.
>How about a counter deal... I give you souls, but you don't mutate me?
>...Sacrifice people who know and trust me? I guess I'm interested.
>Beings of similar power? I can find some of those guys.
>Write-In
>>
>>433259
Glad to hear that I'm not the only one thinking that. I was worried we would be staring this train onwards without thinking about the consequences... again.
>>
>>433269
I just think we've reached the point of okay mutation. We lucked out a lot in terms of what we got; Ultra muscles, extra dense scales, huge wings, ice and fire breath. What else do we need? Nothing. There's nothing this guy can give us that's worth the drawbacks. We're big enough to conquer the world on our own, we don't need any strange shit.
>..Yeah, can I get out of this deal? It's kind of shitty.
>>
>>433267
>Beings of similar power? I can find some of those guys.
>>
>>433267
>>How about a counter deal... I give you souls, but you don't mutate me?
Or
>>..Yeah, can I get out of this deal? It's kind of shitty.
Whichever is more popular with the rest of the anons.
>>
>>433274
Fair enough.
>>
>>433267
>Beings of similar power? I can find some of those guys.
>>
>>433277
Switching from leaning two ways to whole heartedly wanting out of the deal
>>
Yeah, can I get out of this deal? It's kind of shitty.

...SORRY MAN, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT. AT LEAST THE ARCHAON ONE WITHOUT COMPENSATION.

Actions.

>That's fine, I guess.
>I want that gone as well, damn it!
>Write-In
>>
>>433302
>>That's fine, I guess.
We'll just have to bullshit it. 'Yeah, it's just a new tattoo I thought I'd get, it's about this kickass god of bloody war, cool right?'
>>
>>433302
>>I want that gone as well, damn it!
>>
>>433302
>I want that gone as well, damn it!
What do you want so I get can out thats not my soul or the souls of my loved ones?
>>
Goddamn it, I want it gone! What do you want in compensation?

HANG ON, I THINK I'M CONFUSED. DO YOU WANT THE DEAL TO GET MUTATIONS GONE, ME RESIDING IN YOUR HEAD, OR THE ARCHAEON DEAL?[/red

Actions.

>...Erh, all of them.
>Head one.
>Mutation one.
>Archaon one.
>>
>>433322
>Mutation one.
Chaos mutations are bad.
>>
>>433322
>Archaon and mutations, you're cool to stay in my head if you want.
>>
>>433322
>>Mutation one.
>>Archaon one.
What exactly did we get out of the Archangel deal? The soul devouring stuff? Might as well cut that out. Khorne is welcome to stick around though, he's a pretty great guy and keeps us honest.
>>
>>433327
>Archangel
Damn auto-correct.
>>
The mutation and Archaon one.

SORRY MAN, I CAN STOP IT WITH THE MUTATION ONE, BUT ARCHAON ONE... SORRY MAN, BUT THAT'S GOING TO BE A LONG WAIT."

Why?

WELL, I EXPENDED ABOUT THIRTY-TWO THOUSAND SOULS DOING THAT, AND I PERSONALLY WANT A STRONGHOLD ON THIS DIMENSION, SO EITHER ABOUT ONE MILLION SOULS, OR FOUR FRIENDS.

Actions.

>...Well, fuck that then.
>...I'll see about the one million one.
>Erh, five friends?
>What the fuck, Khorne, I thought you were a bro!
>Write-In
>>
>>433338
>Why the fuck are friend souls worth so much!?
>>
>>433338
>>...Well, fuck that then.
Every soul we give him opens his influence into our reality. Don't get jewed, he's a cool guy, but he's got to leave. We'll hit him up next time we visit our brother.
>>
Honestly, why the fuck did you guys think cutting deals with a chaos god was a good idea?
>>
>>433349
Anons aren't very clever QM.
>>
>>433349
I wasn't here during our main adventure in the warhammer world. I would've just want to do something to each major god, grab a sword for ourselves and be gone.

>...Well, fuck that then.
>>
>>433338
>>What the fuck, Khorne, I thought you were a bro!
>>433349
I never did. And the rest of the anon's I assume didn't consider the consequences.
>>
>>433349
I can state easily that I wasn't here for that one. Oh well, some things you gotta learn the hard way.
>>
First off, why the fuck are friends souls worth so much?

WARP ECONOMY, BABY. ALSO BECAUSE SOME OF YOUR SOUL GRADUALLY GETS ON OTHER PEOPLE'S SOULS, AND YOUR SOULS IS WORTH... HELL, I COULD FIND A BUYER IN A INSTANT IS ALL I'M SAYING. ANYWAYS, NO HARD FEELINGS?

Actions.

>...Yes, fucking hard feelings! I don't want you to gradually corrupt my dimension!
>...No, but there might if you corrupt my dimension.
>No, not at all, Khorne.
>Write-In
>>
>>433370
>>...No, but there might if you corrupt my dimension.
>>
>>433370
>>...No, but there might if you corrupt my dimension.
>>
>>433370
>>...No, but there might if you corrupt my dimension.

Just fuck off already and finish this conversation so everything doesn't turn to shit because we did some stuff earlier that we regret. We haven't even given Elizabeth a full on dragon mutagen already.
>>
No, but there might be if you corrupt my dimension.

I THINK YOU FORGOT HOW I'M HOLDING BACK THE OTHER CHAOS GODS, NOT TO MENTION YOU LET ME IN AND CONSUMED SOULS IN MY NAME. IF YOU WANTED AN UNTAINTED DIMENSION, YOU FUCKED UP A WHILE AGO.

...Great, now I feel like an idiot.

Actions.

>Well, I guess if your also in my dimension, let's set down some ground rules.
>So what your saying is I fucked up?
>...I can change that, you know. Get the fuck out of Flame's head.
>Write-In
>>
>>433397
>So what your saying is I fucked up?
>...I can change that, you know. Get the fuck out of Flame's head.
Note to self, going in the warhammer will potentially become very dangerous
>>
>>433397
>>So what your saying is I fucked up?
>>
>>433397
>>So what your saying is I fucked up?
>>...I can change that, you know. Get the fuck out of Flame's head.
>>
...So what your saying is I fucked up?

WELL, YES I SUPPOSE.

Get the fuck out of Flames head.

...YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? THIS WON'T BANISH ME FROM YOUR DIMENSION, AND YOUR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW.

Actions.

>...Get the fuck out.
>...Sorry, I'm just somewhat pissed off.
>Just go silent and return back to reality.
>Write-in
>>
>>433424
>>Just go silent and return back to reality.
We need to talk to flames. This shit is getting out of hand.
>>
>>433424
>...Get the fuck out.
>>
>>433424
>>...Sorry, I'm just somewhat pissed off.
>>
>>433424
>...Get the fuck out.
>>
>>433424
>>Just go silent and return back to reality.
We'll need to look into finding a way to banish him for good later. For now, let's deal with the elves.
>>
...You better be gone by the time when I get back.

YEAH, WELL FUCK YOU TOO. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THIS I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE AND COME BACK LATER WHEN YOU STOP BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE, AND DON'T TREAT IT LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE A FUN TIME WITH ME.

The voice in your head vanishes, and is replaced with Flames.

Aw... Khorne left. I kind of liked that guy.

Well, he was being an asshole, so there we go.

You return back to reality, with a few elves in your hand.

Actions.

>...Nom them?
>No, you can't give Khorne more souls, just fucking interrogate them now.
>...Find a way to relieve stress with elves.
>Just crush them.
>Write-In
>>
>>433447
>>...Find a way to relieve stress with elves.
You know what Khorne hates most?
>>
>>433447
>No, you can't give Khorne more souls, just fucking interrogate them now.
>>
>>433447
>No, you can't give Khorne more souls, just fucking interrogate them now

>>433451
Slaanesh?
>>
>>433455
You got it.
>>
"Alright you fucking wetsops, tell me why you sent sums of money to badmouth my wife?"

"Your a vile warlord that must be stopped, by any means necessary! Our brethren in the British news will help us!"

He goes silent.

"...Shit, I just fucked it up with my big mouth."

"You sure did."

Actions.

>...Well, time to intentionally piss off Khorne, and please Slaanesh, just a little. Forcibly tumble the elves.
>Enslave the elves.
>Nom the elves.
>Squish the elves in the palm of your hand.
>Write-In
>>
>>433462
>>Enslave the elves.
>>
>>433462
>Squish the elves in the palm of your hand
>>
>>433462
>Squish the elves in the palm of your hand.
>>
You squish the elves in your hand, and fly back to the Palace, angry, stressed out, and... Well, fucking angry. Oh wait, you already said that.

Hey... So you want to talk?

About what?!

Jesus dude, calm down.

I am calm!

...Sure you are. Anyways dude, thanks for getting my head back.

Oh. No problem.

Anyways man, you need to unstress a little. And I know just the thing.

...What is it?

Relaxing with our wife. And no, not the "let's have a wild orgy" thing, I'm talking about legitimate talk while trying to sleep kind.

She's my wife, not yours.

Technically, ours. And she's hot either way, alright? Besides, maybe you could get her to take that sick dragon mutagen. It'd be fucking awesome.

Actions.

>...I guess, Flames.
>Yes to everything but making her ha dragon.
>No, no. I need the classic pillage a village mode of relaxation.
>I'll just head back to the palace and read my new books, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>433484
>...I guess, Flames.
>>
...I guess.

Cool, let's fucking do it!

You fly back to the palace, and transform into your... Well, dragonblood form. It's about seven at night.

You go into the palace, where your wife is holding court, talking to an advisor, and drinking some tea. Huh.

Actions.

>...You demand conversation and bedrest. Grab Elizabeth, sling her over your shoulder, and head to bed.
>No, be sane and rational about this, just wait for her to be done.
>...Just head to bed and wait for her.
>Write-In
>>
>>433502
>No, be sane and rational about this, just wait for her to be done.
>>
>>433502
>>No, be sane and rational about this, just wait for her to be done.
>>
You wait for her to be done, and she gets off the throne, stretching her human form. Eventually she sees you and goes over to you in her regal dress.

"Ah, Ren. I trust that you took care of the village?"

I did indeed, now... Why don't we get to bed?"

"Ah, I was planning that myself."

The two of you head to bed and she undresses, and transforms into her half-dragon form, and rests besides you.

"So, why exactly do you transform into half dragon form before coming to bed now anyways?"

"It's more comfortable sleeping that way, feels a lot less... Cramped."

"Ah. I felt that way to when I left my lair."

"I heard that you refused to sleep on a human bed, claiming that they didn't really suit you."

"...Look at me now, I sleep like you humans."

"Is it comfortable?"

"...Elizabeth, anywhere with you is comfortable. But I've gotten used to sleeping in my half-dragon form, yes."

"Well, that's nice, I suppose."

Actions.

>Well, anyways... Why don't you tell me about your dragon mutagen you made?
>So, how's my children doing?
>You know, I don't know much of you before we met. What exactly did you think of me on our first... And only date?
>So... About having a second wife...
>How is it, ruling Britain?
>Go to sleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>433514
>>Well, anyways... Why don't you tell me about your dragon mutagen you made?
Nice to bond over a shared hobby.
>>
>>433514
>Well, anyways... Why don't you tell me about your dragon mutagen you made?
>>
"So, why don't you tell me of your dragon mutagen you made?"

"Oh, well... I took your notes, reintroduced some new regeants and toxins in a different format, and added some coal and acid."

"...Hang on, what sort of acid?"

"Sulpheric."

"Oh, good. If you introduced any other sort it could of exploded."

"Ah, yes. I found that out half way through."

Actions.

>...Would you be willing to take it?
>Where exactly is it?
>I'm proud of you, Liz. You succeeded where I failed.
>Change the subject.
>Write-In
>>
>>433524
>>I'm proud of you, Liz. You succeeded where I failed.
>>
>>433524
>...Would you be willing to take it?
>I'm proud of you, Liz. You succeeded where I failed.
>>
"I'm proud of you, Liz. You succeeded where I failed. That's a feat few mortals can boast about."

"...Thank you, Renexizious."

"Speaking of which... Would you be willing to take it?"

"...If you wanted me to, or if I was at great risk, I guess. It's just... Well, it would prove an exercise on how the hell to take a bath."

'Oh, that? That's easy. What you do is get a bunch of gold coins, set them ablaze to near melting temperature and dive into them while it's warm. It's a nice experience."

"...I don't think I'd be able to breathe fire like you, Ren."

"Well, I personally can only breathe ice. I just have a friend who can breathe fire."

"Oh."

Actions.

>...Well, why don't you take it? I was intending for you to take it anyways.
>Well, I just want to say that's a good thing that your willing to abandon your mortal life to be like me. In a sense.
>Well, I suppose good night.
>Change the subject.
>Write-In
>>
>>433533
>>Well, I suppose good night.
Not really fond of the change with her thanks.
>>
>>433533
>>Change the subject.
Talk about what she'd like to do when she's done dealing with stately affairs.
She can't rule a country as a full-dragon, so no mutagen for her.
>>
>>433533
>...Well, why don't you take it? I was intending for you to take it anyways.

She can still shapeshift if she takes the mutagen right?
>>
>>433549
No, she's stuck full-dragon with the mutagen. 16 stories tall iirc.
We're going to need a better mutagen for her.
>>
"Anyways, what would you like to do after your done with stately affairs?"

"...Erh, well... Maybe I could give you a tour of London?"

"A tour?"

"Yes, a tour. But honestly, Ren... What exactly did you want a dragon mutagen for? I didn't think you the type to want to share power with someone."

"...Oh. Well."

Actions.

>...Well, how about the two of us refine the mutagen together?
>I was intending you to have it, for our anniversary.
>...I just decided to make one, one day.
>Write-In

>>433549
Not really, she'd be only to shapeshift from Dragon Form to Half-Dragon Form, and would become uncomfortable being in half-dragon form for prolonged periods.
>>
>>433560
>>...Well, how about the two of us refine the mutagen together?
Fuck everything else, mad science time.
>>
>>433563
This. Let's get hammered and do drunk science with our wife.
>>
>>433560
>...Well, how about the two of us refine the mutagen together?
>>
"You know what? Let's refine it together?"

"...Right now?"

"Well, no one is using the alchemy lab, now are they? Come on."

The two of you get out of bed and sneak down the hallways, eventually coming to the palace's librarium and laboratory.

Roll me a 1d20+7 for SCIENCE!
>>
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>433567
>>
17+7=24

Great Success!


Defects: Prone to Anger, Weak Breath Attack, Ambitious (Tends to... Well, be more ambitious, of course.)

Bonuses: Huge, Limited Shapeshift (Can turn into Half-Dragon or Dragonblood form without being uncomfortable during prolonged periods.)

Actions.

>Refine, again! (Alchemy, HARD)
>No, it's fine.
>Elizabeth, take this.
>>
>>433577
>Refine, again! (Alchemy, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7.
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>433584
>>
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>433584
>>
11+7=18

Minor Success!

Defects: Prone to Anger, Weak Breath Attack, Ambitious, Feels No Pain.

Bonuses: Huge, Limited Shapeshift, Efficient Digestion (Digest and eat anything!)

Actions.

>Refine it further! (VERY HARD, Alchemy)
>No, keep it the way it is.
>Offer it to Elizabeth.
>...Use it on someone else when you get back to Stockholm.
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 12 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>433584
Check this save.
>>
>>433597
>Offer it to Elizabeth.
>>
>>433597
Refine it further. God wills it.
>>
>>433597
>>433622
Switching my vote to refining it
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 to refine it fuhrer.
>>
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>433629
>>
15+7=22

Borderline Success!

Defects: Very Prone to Anger, Weak Breath Attack, Ambitious, Feels no Pain, Overweight (Will appear overweight and in addition move slower.)

Bonuses: Huge, Limited Shapeshift, Efficient Digestion, Fast Metabolism (Will tend to eat more but heal faster)

The price in order to make one of these mutagens has risen to $20 Million.

Actions.

>Refine it more! God Wills It! (ULTRA-HARD, Alchemy)
>Keep it the way it is.
>Offer it to Elizabeth.
>Use it on someone else when you get back!
>...What would happen if you used it on yourself? (Bad Idea)
>Write-In
>>
>>433637
>Offer it to Elizabeth.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
"So, Elizabeth... Take this."

"O-Oh. Thank you, Renexizious."

"Let's do it outside, shall we?"

"Sure."

The two of you go outside, and Flames sparks to life in your head.

It's happening! It's finally happening!

"Are you ready, Elizabeth?"

"...As ready as I'll ever be, Renexizious."

You inject the needle into her arm, and wait.

"...Ren, is something supposed to be happening?"

"...Didn't you design it?"

"Well, yes. Something should be happening right now."

Actions.

>...Come on, let's review what's going on inside.
>Hang on, let's not go inside and just wait a little longer.
>You feeling anything weird?
>Write-In
>>
>>433654
>...Come on, let's review what's going on inside.
>>
"Come on, let's review it insid-"

As soon as you turn around, you hear a rip. You spin around once more, and see she's... Well, grown a tail, ripping out of her regal dress.

"Ren? What is it?"

"...It's slow acting. You just grew a tail."

"O-Oh. Well, does it look nice?"

"...Well, it goes with the outfit."

Over the period of an hour, your wife slowly transforms... Eventually, she begins to grow, nearly crushing you. Eventually she gets up, and looks around, amazed. She roars, and quickly lowers her head to you.

"...Ren, thank you. This is... Weird, though. I can see most of the city from my size..."

"You'll get used to it."

...Hot.

And that's where I'm ending for the night, anons.
>>
>>433666
I should never go to sleep. Everything always ends fucked up...

Why in the fuck did we just betray khorne like that? It is a dumb as fuck move! Now we can either apologise or we can move on and try to fight the chaos gods influence in this dimension, and fail like the god-emperor but shit.

We knew he would corrupt this dimension, it was acknowledge when we were making the deal.

As to the fact that the mutations he provides are kinda (they are actually useful just most people don't realise their utility) shit, no wonder we only fed him 100 souls. A tiny as fuck amount for a chaos god.

Hell the side-effects that time were actually not bad. Most of them were things we could deal with!


That dragon mutagen wasn't anywhere near good enough for use but I can't reverse the effect so I guess we'll have to deal with it.

Which reminds me OP, if we made a human mutagen and fed it to our wife, would she return to her original form?



I feel better now for having ranted...
>>
>>433939
Because having our universe corrupted would probably be a bad thing? And I've never been cool with this plan from the start, but I've been a majority. After seeing the price we would pay for Khorne's favours people who were awake at the time started to think about what we had done.

Also, some of the people who were around now were not around when we made the decision to accepts Khorne into our head.
>>
>>433946
Fair point but the fact is that the things that khorne would cause is just war, "chaos" and other such things. It is likely he would make blood-sport acceptable again but he was thinking of changing his whole deal in this universe to something else.
>>
>>433939

Well, I suppose. Besides, you anons do realize that if you got rid of the Archaon deal that the other chaos gods would flood in, right?
>>
>>433998
I was sleeping, again, but although I didn't know it by that name once what it actually did was described I knew ending it would lead to that sort of bad shit.


Simply put. Anons fucked up, on multiple occasions. We now must deal with the consequences.

Also about my question OP, would it work?
>>
>>434000
Yeah, it would. Though getting Elizabeth to do it is another matter.
>>
Anyways, anons. I'm thinking about delaying NEQ a little further... If I'm going to be honest, it's just because of the edginess starting to piss me the fuck off.

Anyways, I'll be continuing this quest here since I'm too tired to actually put up another thread. Writing soon.
>>
Elizabeth lowers her head to you. and begins to shift down.

"What's the matter?"

"I'd rather not wake up the whole city, and besides, if used discreetly it could be rather advantageous."

"Ah."

"Anyways... Let's get some sleep. I think the two of us have had enough science for one night."

Actions.

>Yeah, let's get to bed.
>Come on, fly around a little. You're a dragon now!
>...Maybe you should bring up a sensitive topic now, like your little second wives idea.
>Write-In
>>
>>434021
>Yeah, let's get to bed.
>>
>>434021
>Yeah, let's get to bed.

In my defense about the dragon mutagen, we had already tried refining it twice and the side effects aren't overly crippling. I just wanted to finally turn Elizabeth into a dragon.
>>
>>434021
>Yeah, let's get to bed.

Later, like tomorrow, go to someplace with less people for some flying lessons.
>>
"Yeah, come on... Let's get to bed."

You take Elizabeth, and head to bed. Your dreams are peaceful... You and Elizabeth frolicking in a field, crush dandelions since your both dragons... Man, such nice imagery.

Eventually your lucid dream takes on a darker contrast. You have to do something with this idle time, after all.

Actions.

>...See if you can't channel Khorne and talk to him.
>...Channel Khorne and send an insulting picture to him, that'll show him...
>...Maybe there is other gods?
>No, return to the frolicking dream. It's rather entertaining.
>Write-In
>>
>>434035
>No, return to the frolicking dream. It's rather entertaining.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
>>
You go back to your frolicking, and eventually you wake up back in your bed... Or rather, Elizabeth's bed. You get up from it, and see Elizabeth is barely awake.

Actions.

>...Elizabeth, why don't I teach you how to fly?
>...Did last night really just happen?
>So, is there anything planned for today?
>...Why are you still so tired?
>Write-In
>>
>>434051
>...Elizabeth, why don't I teach you how to fly?
>>
Sorry anons, but I'm too exhausted to write, let alone pretend to write.

I'll be back in a few hours, feel free to discuss plans on how to deal with Khorne or something, because a bed really does sound nice now.
>>
Call me a fucking idiot but I sorta feel like we should apologise to based Khorne.
Mostly because I want to keep the other Chaos gods out.
>>
>>434051
>...Elizabeth, why don't I teach you how to fly?


>>434058
Bye OP, return soon!


As to how to deal with khorne. We should apologise for randomly breaking deals and being a prick. Maybe ask if we can return to them depending on general consensus.

At the very least try to get a clean slate with him, so we don't have a pissed off chaos god.
>>
>>434072
That is a reasonable idea, and something I agree with.
>>
>>434073
This.
And we should seek out stronger opponents so we don't get mutations that are absolute shit.
>>
>>434105
I was sorta trying to get anons to just give Khorne stronger souls but I guess it really doesn't matter anymore.
>>
>>434131
We might be able to regain the same deals, khorne seems reasonable. Failing that, we gather every prick elf we can as an apology soul-gift.
>>
>>434105
The problem is that even if we get the good mutations, we'll still get that shitty chaos taint. Not worth it. And as someone pointed out, we already have all the mutations we need right now.
>>
>>434073
A clean slate sounds good. Khorne really was never the problem, he's been alright with us, the problem was with us not considering the price of dealing with him. Something that, to be fair, Khorne warned us about before we made the deal.
>>
I'm back after passing out.

"Elizabeth, why don't I teach you how to fly?"

"Erh, is this like our first date?"

"...If your into that sort of thing. But seriously, I want to teach you how to fly."

"...Intriguing, do go on."

"Well, first let's find ourselves a hill and some farmland... We'll be out there a while."

Elizabeth summons a limo to take the two of you to a nondescript farmland quite far away from the city. She decides to talk to you during your trip.

"So, Ren. I noticed last night you had somesort of symbol on your chest. What exactly is it?"

Actions.

>Oh, this? It's a tattoo I got. From somewhere.
>You remember Khorne? Well, he gave this to me.
>...Well, maybe I could get you and I to talk to Khorne some time?
>Write-In
>>
>>435139
>>You remember Khorne? Well, he gave this to me.
>>
"Well, Khorne gave this to me."

"How exactly does that work? I thought he was your second head."

Actions.

>...He's a chaos god, who I might of pissed off.
>...My second head is really flexible?
>Well, I honestly don't know either.
>Write-In
>>
>>434000
I've been following this story since start, and I swear some of the new anons have never played a tabletop type of game in their lives. When the GM keeps handing you rope, you don't take it, because GM is ALWAYS going to hang you with it later.
>>
>>435168
>...He's a chaos god, who I might of pissed off.
>>
>>435168
>>...He's a chaos god, who I might of pissed off.
>>
"Well... He's a chaos god I might of pissed off."

"So, we're up to annoying gods now, are we?"

"I suppose so. Anyways, we're nearly there, so don't worry about falling or anything."

"Oh, do-"

Hey, Ren... Khorne's back.

What? Why?!

Apparently he wants his Bloodbowl set back.

Actions.

>Tell him to sod off.
>That fucking thing is mine now, alright?
>...Erh, could you tell him I want to talk to him?
>Tell him I said hi.
>Write-In
>>
>>435209
>...Erh, could you tell him I want to talk to him?
>>
>>435209
>...Erh, could you tell him I want to talk to him?


I need to go get food, if I return and anons have fucked up again I will need alcohol to be able to deal with this shit...
>>
>>435209
>>...Erh, could you tell him I want to talk to him?
While him leaving is probably for the best, we need to leave on better terms than him being pissed off at us.
>>
...Could you tell him I want to talk to him?

Sure, I guess.

A few moments go by in your head as the outside world effective is going at a snails pace.

THIS IS KHORNE, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED?

Actions.

>...So, about last night. I think I was being a little bit of an asshole.
>...I was wondering if you wanted to come back inside me? And no, not in the sexual way.
>I was wondering when you'd fuck off.
>So, sorry about trying to break that deal last night. I'd be willing to take some chaos mutations, but only if it's good ones, you hear?
>Write-in
>>
>>435257
>>...So, about last night. I think I was being a little bit of an asshole.
Let's not negotiate further chaos mutations, that will not end well.
>>
>>435257
>So, sorry about trying to break that deal last night. I'd be willing to take some chaos mutations, but only if it's good ones, you hear?
>...So, about last night. I think I was being a little bit of an asshole

>>435264
If we break the deal this world becomes unprotected from the runic powers which were being kept at bay by Khorne
>>
>>435289
At the same time, keeping the deal and helping Khorne become stronger here makes it easier for them to enter. Whichever route we pick we're in trouble.
>>
>>435289
This.
Khorne is the only safe option.
>>
>>435257
>So, sorry about trying to break that deal last night. I'd be willing to take some chaos mutations, but only if it's good ones, you hear?
>...So, about last night. I think I was being a little bit of an asshole
>>
So, sorry about last night. I think I was being a little bit of an asshole.

LITTLE BIT? I FUCKING EXPLAINED TO YOU HOW CHAOS MUTATIONS WORK, THAT THE LESS POWERFUL STUFF COMES FIRST BECAUSE I HAVE NO PRESENCE IN THIS WORLD, YOU WERE FINE WITH IT THEN YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE TO TRY TO FUCK ME OVER LIKE YOUR TZEENTCH OR SOME SHIT. THEN YOU FUCKING KICKED ME OUT OF YOUR HEAD FOR NO FUCKING REASON BESIDES I WAS PISSING YOU OFF.

Sorry about that?

HONESTLY YOUR FUCKING LUCKY I DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE ANY OF YOUR KIDS TRY TO SUCCUMB TO CHAOS OR YOUR BROTHER.

...Are you trying to threaten me?

DEPENDS IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ACCEPTING MY FUCKING DEALS THEN TRYING TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THEM.

Actions.

>Listen, I won't try to get out of any more deals.
>Yeah, fuck you.
>Here's the thing... I was wondering if you wanted to take up Flame's head again.
>I was wondering if we could go back to the chaos mutations.
>...I was wondering if we could ignore what happened last night and go for the next chaos milestone, alright?
>Could you please leave my dimension?
>>
>>435319
>...I was wondering if we could ignore what happened last night and go for the next chaos milestone, alright?
>Here's the thing... I was wondering if you wanted to take up Flame's head again.

Be nice to the (actually quite friendly) powerful chaos god
>>
>>435319
>...I was wondering if we could ignore what happened last night and go for the next chaos milestone, alright?
>Here's the thing... I was wondering if you wanted to take up Flame's head again.
>>
>>435319
>...I was wondering if we could ignore what happened last night and go for the next chaos milestone, alright?
>>
>>435328
>>435329

How about we stop showing our indecisiveness to the Chaos god of honor and straightforward cleaving?

>...I was wondering if we could ignore what happened last night and go for the next chaos milestone, alright?
>>
>>435319
>>Could you please leave my dimension?
Thing is, people will go back and forth on this until he's gone, with how many people playing I feel this is unavoidable.
>>
Accepting more deals, will not be a good idea. At least ones that result in us getting these mutations. They will ALWAYS come with a drawback, Khorne explained this. And if we want to avoid pissing off Khorne again, we cannot keep accepting them.

Does anyone really think accepting the chaos mutations and growing Khorne's power in our world will end well?
>>
So...I was wondering if we could ignore what happened last night and go for the chaos milestone, alright?

I GUESS.

Cool. Now, how about getting back into Flames head?

...I GUESS. JUST DON'T TRY TO FUCKING KICK ME OUT AND STEAL MY SHIT.

I won't, I swear.

...ALRIGHT, I GUESS. GET ME A THOUSANDS SOULS AND I'LL SEE ABOUT BLESSING YOU. CONVERTED OR EATEN.

Actions.

>...It's nice to have you back, Khorne.
>Any advice for the conversion part?
>Thanks for not corrupting my children to chaos.
>Don't expect any souls for a while, I'm trying to teach my wife how to fly right now.
>Write-In
>>
>>435378
>...It's nice to have you back, Khorne.
>Any advice for the conversion part?
>>
>>435378
>Thanks for not corrupting my children to chaos.
>>Write-In
>Khorne, I'm sorry for not listening to your warnings, but I've seen lately that I'm not always the most farsighted. But I saw when I got the first chaos mutation that, it wasn't going to work out. I'm willing to have you stick around, because really, you're a bro, but getting more Chaos mutation is straight out.
>>
>>435378
>...It's nice to have you back, Khorne.
>Thanks for not corrupting my children to chaos.
>>
>>435376
Anyone who would like to pitch in their views on this?

Because I think we need to know where we're heading with this so we don't get an endless back an forth. Some anons have made it clear that inviting the Chaos Gods into our universe will likely be a bad thing, while others seem to be handing them the key without considering what they are doing. Do you guys really think growing Khorne's power will end well? And if so, why? Please help me understand this.
>>435378
Also, QuestingQM, would breaking our deal with Khorne really let the others swarm in? I thought they all had a hard time affecting our side of the portal.
>>
>>435378
>...It's nice to have you back, Khorne.
>Any advice for the conversion part?
>>
>>435424
Call me a shitter but I just want to see what happens, if something horrible happens then we would have something else to do other than slice of life shit.
>>
>>435424
I suspect some anons do see "ending well" as something entirely else. Like, us slaughtering all that oppose us in a massive world conquest for undisputed rulership of all earth is a good end for them.
>>
>>435444
>>435445
So you're saying that the ones who want to deal with Khorne are just interested in shooting themselves in the foot for shits and giggles? I sincerely hope you guys are kidding, or that I'm misunderstanding you.
>>
>>435424
They have a hard time, but as soon as they get a stronghold that advantage is gone.

Thanks for not corrupting my children to Chaos. It's nice to have you back.

THANKS MAN.

Now, do you have any advice for conversion?

WELL TRY NOT TO FUCK UP, OR BE SUPER FUCKING OBVIOUS THAT THERE'S DEMONS AND SHIT. THAT TENDS TO TURN MORTALS OFF PRETTY FAST.

Good point.

You phase back to reality, where Elizabeth seems to be still talking. Up ahead is the hillside, where you promised to train your wife how to fly...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can train your wife to fly.
>>
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>435461
So basically, as long as we don't let them gain a foothold we could hold out. Got it. And how is our current deal preventing them from gaining a foothold?
>>
>>435465
20+6=26

Critical Success!

Over the period of a few hours, you've positively taught her how to fucking fly like ballerina. However, your fun and general amazement at her flying much better then you (as in she can actually dodge things) it cut short by a second limo driving up the road. Out from it, is a blond man who salutes you.

"Emperor Renexizious, I have pressing news for you."

"What the hell is it? I'm busy with my wife."

"I wished to be the one to deliver the news, but your son Viktor has won the election in the USA."

"...Really?"

"Indeed so sir."

"...And why is this vital to hear?"

"He has demanded Cuba's annexation in his inauguration, along with Japan's annexation."

Actions.

>...We need to intervene before he gets too ambitious.
>I don't particularly care, ambassador.
>...That's fucking it. I'm flying over there to make sure he learns his fucking place. Only I can expand!
>...Anything else, Ambassador?
>Write-In
>>
>>435465
>>...We need to intervene before he gets too ambitious.
Also, about my question, what does our Archaon deal do that keep the other Chaos Gods out? I don't quite get that part.
>>
>>435483
>...We need to intervene before he gets too ambitious.
>>
>>435490
You don't particularly know, to be honest. Khorne just is keeping them out, and you haven't really asked.

"...We need to intervene before he gets too ambitious."

"Yes sir. What exactly did you have in mind?"

Actions.

>...War.
>We need some proxies of our own to wage war against the USA's proxies...
>Trade embargo?
>...Order an assassination attempt on Viktor by your spies in NYC.
>Write-In
>>
>>435505
>Just guarantee independence of Japan and Cuba.
>>
>>435505
>>Write-In
>Talk to him, face to face. See what his plan is.
>>
>>435483
>...We need to intervene before he gets too ambitious.


We get to conquer because we are a king / pope / "god" / dragon. He can't conquer because he is an elected official unless it is done for the security or prosperity of the nation.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Guarantee Japan and Cuba.
2=Talk to him.
>>
"Goddamn it... Elizabeth, my stay might be cut a little short. I've got to speak to Viktor about his... Ambitions."

"Huh?"

"He just got inaugriated and is demanding annexation of Cuba and Japan! Annexation!"

"I don't know why the two of you hate each other, honestly. He's just doing what you did when you were younger."

You growl.

"It isn't the same, alright! He's my son and he's purposely trying to get in a war with me!"

"And? So far he's just trying to take over some irrelevant nations."

"...Well, I'm going to speak with him later, damn it."

"...Your leaving?"

Actions.

>For now. I'll be back soon, Elizabeth.
>No, I'm demanding that he come here!
>Yes, sadly enough. I'll see you around.
>Write-In
>>
>>435553
>>No, I'm demanding that he come here!
>>
>>435553
>>No, I'm demanding that he come here!
We don't want war with him.
>>
Alright so someone, besides just me, need to learn how to archive threads and archive the last one. Because I'm not sure how much longer I'll be able to do it. And I'm far too tired to come up with a description for it right now, despite it being on page 8. >>412933

It's fairly simple, you go here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestqstinterface.html?

Input the numbers after /thread/ in the address bar, add a title, a 140 character description of the thread and the tags.

The only part you're likely to fuck up is the tags. Each tag is separated by a comma(,) and each tag can be more than one word, but is usually no more than three. When archiving an ongoing quest it's best to keep things consistent and just copy the tags from the previous thread. To make that simple, here is a link to all the other threads in the quest.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European

Good luck, and for the love of everything good and true, do not mess up the tags like whoever archived the first thread.
>>
"Hell no! I am demanding that he come here immediately!"

"...Don't get into a fight, alright?"

"You, mortal. Send a call to Viktor and DEMAND that he come here right here, right now."

"Yes sir."

You get in the limo with the Swedish ambassador, and get driven down to the Swedish Embassy. After the call is done, you hear word of a rather large red dragon flying towards London from the United States. A few hours go by while you wait. Eventually the Swedish Ambassador informs you of Viktor's presence, who's requesting you in the American embassy.

Actions.

>Oh hell no, he's coming HERE, to the Swedish embassy.
>You'll be here all night if you don't go. Just head down to his embassy.
>...He doesn't fucking tell you what to do. Shapeshift, go to the embassy, and set it on fire. That will show him.
>Write-In
>>
>>435591
>Oh hell no, he's coming HERE, to the Swedish embassy.
>>
>>435553
>No, I'm demanding that he come here!


"He makes this decision, logically he should have to talk to the leaders of the world powers {gesture between us} to make sure he doesn't ruffle feathers in the wrong places. If he won't I'll just have some assets get him into communication with us."
>>
>>435591
>>You'll be here all night if you don't go. Just head down to his embassy.

We are trying to be nice here.
>>
>>435591
>You'll be here all night if you don't go. Just head down to his embassy.
>>
>>435591
>>You'll be here all night if you don't go. Just head down to his embassy.
>>
You sigh, and head down to the American Embassy, waiting a few minutes before your told that you can see Viktor.

As you enter you see Viktor reading a newspaper, along with smoking a cigarette. He lowers the newspaper as you enter, and you see he's wearing a black business suit. He puts his cigarette in the ashtray and folds his hands as you take a seat.

"You smoke?"

Actions.

>...You do realize those are bad for your health, right?
>Sure, I guess.
>No, not really.
>Write-In
>>
>>435618
>>No, not really.
Well, except on the battlefield, but that's a different kind of smoke.
>>
>>435618
>...You do realize those are bad for your health, right?
>>
"No, not really. Except on the battlefield, but that's a different kind of smoke. But you do realize those are bad for your health, right?"

"Hm."

A few seconds of awkward silence follows.

"So, what exactly do you need? I doubt you came here to talk to me about how I'm doing."

Actions.

>...I haven't seen you for a year, why don't we just talk a little, son?
>Well, I'm here to talk to you about your... Ambitions.
>Erh, nothing.
>Well, I was wondering if you've ever met someone called Khorne. I think the two of you would get along well.
>Write-In
>>
>>435618
>No, not really.
Hey guys, this is a perfect time for us to get a soul for Khorne.
I'm mostly joking.
>>
>>435659
>Well, I'm here to talk to you about your... Ambitions.
>>
>>435659
>>Well, I'm here to talk to you about your... Ambitions.
>>
"I'm here to talk to you about your ambitions."

"Ah. If your here to demand I halt America's manifest destiny, you've come to the wrong place and might as well just leave."

"Well. It seems you were ready for me."]

"I was, because you never call to talk unless it's business. If you want to talk about something go ahead, otherwise your wasting your breathe and my time."

Actions

>...Well, as your father I demand you stop trying to take over Cuba and Japan.
>Well, I guess we can talk about something else.
>Khorne, got any ideas?
>...Why do you want me gone?
>Might as well leave.
>Write-In
>>
>>435698
>Khorne, got any ideas?
>>
>>435698
>Write-In
>I just want to make sure we're on the same page so this doesn't result in war between us.
>>
Khorne, got any ideas?

TRY FUCKING TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE'S YOUR SON INSTEAD OF AN ENEMY, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

Gee, thanks.

FUCKING DO IT THEN.

"I just want to make sure we're ont he same page so this doesn't result in war between us."

"So long as you don't intervene, you have nothing to fear. Anything else?"

Actions.

>...So, just wondering... Do you want to come over for Christmas?
>No, that's all.
>I've met a rather interesting man you might be interested in... His name is Khorne.
>Why don't we talk a little? I haven't seen you for a year.
>Write-In
>>
>>435698
>Khorne, got any ideas?
>>
>>435723
>>...So, just wondering... Do you want to come over for Christmas?
>>
"So... Do you want to come over for Christmas?"

"Huh, I suppose I can make the time. Thanks, father."

"...No problem."

"So, just wondering, how's Julius and my little sister, Maria?"

Actions.

>...Julius is a vampire now, from his trip in Paris.
>Maria's dating the Emperor of Serbia. I don't honestly know how well it's going.
>...Good?
>...Son, I didn't really want to tell you this but since Julius found out anyways... You're the son of me and a concubine.
>Write-In
>>
>>435751
>...Julius is a vampire now, from his trip in Paris.
>Maria's dating the Emperor of Serbia. I don't honestly know how well it's going.
>>
"Oh, Julius is doing fine. He's just a vampire now."

"...What?"

"Yeah. Vampire, and I think Maria's dating the Emperor of Serbia."

"Wow. Have I been out of the loop for that long?"

"I guess so."

"So how's mom doing? Is she alright? I heard about the regency problems."

Actions.

>...Well, I've just turned her into a dragon. So yeah, she's doing amazing.
>She's great, yeah.
>Well, recently I asked her if I could have a second wife... Didn't go too well.
>You do realize you aren't Elizabeth's child, right?
>Write-In
>>
>>435778
>...Well, I've just turned her into a dragon. So yeah, she's doing amazing.
>>
>>435778
>>...Well, I've just turned her into a dragon. So yeah, she's doing amazing.

Let's be honest here, Elizabeth did a lot of work on that mutagen, we can't claim all the credit.
>>
>>435778
>>...Well, I've just turned her into a dragon. So yeah, she's doing amazing.
>>
>>435723
>...So, just wondering... Do you want to come over for Christmas?
>>
"Well, I've just turned her into a dragon. So yeah, she's doing amazing. She worked quite a bit on it without me too."

"Really? Jesus, I need to spend less time working and more time actually calling to check in. It seems I'm quite out of the loop."

"Yeah, you are. Well, keep in mind the dragon mutagen thing was only last night."

"Well, that's great. I already can't wait to come over for christmas then."

"Yeah. It's going to be cool, enough said."

Actions.

>...Well, bye I guess.
>...Khorne, meet Viktor. Viktor, meet Khorne.
>Talk about something else.
>Write-In
>>
>>435804
>...Khorne, meet Viktor. Viktor, meet Khorne.
>>
"Well, would you mind if I introduced you to someone?"

"Who is it?"

"Someone called Khorne."

...LISTEN, IF YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO YOUR SON THEN I'LL HAVE TO POSSES YOUR HEAD FOR A LITTLE BIT, ALRIGHT? I LACK ENOUGH POWER TO TELEPATHICALLY COMMUNICATE WITH ANYONE, I CAN ONLY SPEAK TO SOMEONE VIA DREAMS OR SOME SHIT.

Actions.

>...Fine, I guess. Just don't fuck with me or something.
>Erh, why don't I just shapeshift into dragon form and you talk to him?
>Yeah, no.
>Write-In
>>
>>435826
>Erh, why don't I just shapeshift into dragon form and you talk to him?
>>
Why don't I just shapeshift into dragon form and you talk to him?

...DRAGON FORM. IN A CITY. AND YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO YOUR SON ABOUT SOMETHING, FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, BESIDES SAY HI.

Actions.

>Convert him, I guess.
>...Be a bro, I guess. I want to get past speaking terms with my son, alright?
>Just say hi, alright?
>So, what exactly happens to the souls I consume or convert anyways?
>How large is my son's soul anyways?
>...Don't do anything, this was a bad idea.
>Write-In
>>
>>435850
Didn't we also have 2 heads in half dragon?
>>
>>435850
>>...Don't do anything, this was a bad idea.
>>
>>435873
...I guess, I just looked at the character sheet and it says so. Guess I just kept thinking it was in dragon form only.
>>
>>435850
>Become half dragon in the room.
>>
>>435894
What Khorne is asking is what the fuck you want him to do.

Waiting ten more minutes anons.
>>
>>435850
>...Be a bro, I guess. I want to get past speaking terms with my son, alright?
>>
Listen, try to be a friend to my son, but don't fucking try any chaos bullshittery, alright?

I GUESS. HERE GOES NOTHING, ALRIGHT?

You shift into your half-dragon form.

"This, is Khorne."

"HELLO, MORTAL."

Don't fuck this up, damn it.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Khorne can do it.
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>435931
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>435931
He can do it.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>435931
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>435931
Sometimes I'm amazed at how much petty crap Khorne is willing to put with
>>
16+5=21

Success!

"SO, I HEAR YOUR REN'S SON."

"Yeah."

"...SO... DID YOU KNOW IF YOU DECAPITATE SOMEONE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE FOR A FEW SECONDS AFTERWARDS? I SAW A FEW DECAPITATED HEADS BLINK BEFORE THEIR EYES ROLLED BACK UP INTO THEIR HEAD. OR GOT STOMPED."

"I didn't actually know that."

"YEAH. IT'S INTERESTED WHAT A PhD IN AXETHOLOGY CAN TEACH YOU."

"What the fuck is Axethology?"

"IT'S A VERY COMPLICATED SUBJECT, MOSTLY ABOUT AXES, RELIGION, AND BIGGER AXES. I ALSO HAVE A MINOR IN HAMMERS AND ANOTHER DOCTORATE IN SWORDS."

"Are you making this shit up?"

"I CAN SHOW YOU MY CREDENTIALS ON THE WARPNET. OH, HANG ON YOU MORTALS DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO IT. ANYWAYS, FEEL LIKE A GAME OF BLOODBOWL?"

"What the hell is Bloodbowl?"

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MORTALS NOT KNOW ABOUT THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER INVENTED? IT'S LIKE YOUR MORTAL FOOTBALL, BUT WITH DEATH, DECAPITATIONS, MURDER, OCCASIONAL MAIMING, WHICH I MEAN ALL THE TIME, AND OF COURSE CHANTING BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."

"...That actually sounds somewhat interesting."

"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU FUCKING MORTALS DON'T HAVE A BLOODBOWL STADIUM HERE YET, IT'S FUCKING AMAZING. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME, WHAT ABOUT YOU?"

"...Well, I'm Viktor, President of the United States."

"THAT'S IT?"

"...Yeah."

"YOU SEEM LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WOULD RATHER LIQUEFY SOME FAGGOT'S SPINE THEN ACTUALLY RULE A NATION OR SOMETHING."

"...Yeah, I miss killing people to be honest."

"YEAH, AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. ANYWAYS, IF I COULD USE REN'S HANDS I'D WRITE YOU MY BUSINESS CARD."

"You have a business card?"

"NO, BUT DOCTORS TEND TO HAVE CARDS OR SOME SHIT."

Huh, seems like they are getting along rather well.

Actions.

>Mentally tell Khorne to shut up.
>...Khorne, keep going!
>Khorne, see if you can't convert him.
>...You know, the Colosseum in Rome might prove a good place for Bloodbowl.
>Write-In
>>
>>436000
>...You know, the Colosseum in Rome might prove a good place for Bloodbowl.
>>
"You guys know that the Colosseum in Rome might be a good place for blo-"

"THE COLOSSEUM IS FOR FAGGOTS, WHY THE FUCK NOT JUST DO IT OVER A VOLCANO OR SOMETHING?"

"Eh, Khorne... That could be hazardous for everyone's health."

"SO? THAT'S THE FUN OF BLOODBOWL. BUT I GUESS THE COLOSSEUM COULD WORK."

Actions.

>Khorne, I want to talk to my son now.
>Keep on going Khorne, maybe we can... Have father and son bonding?
>Khorne, convert him or something.
>Khorne, could you paint me in a more nice light?
>Khorne, offer to help him with something.
>Write-In
>>
>>436025
>Keep on going Khorne, maybe we can... Have father and son bonding?
>>
>>436025
>Write-In
Khorne, would you mind finding out why my son wants to conquer some of the world, what is with the sudden "pax Americana". Maybe see if he wants to go fishing or doing some good for the public? (like that time we made that church)
>>
>>436000
We should let them talk for a little bit,but warn Khorne that we want to talk to our son. Then we can just discuss his plans for the United States like a fucking parent instead of RENEXIZIOUS GOD POPE THAT FUCKS UP SHIT. It's amazing just how shitty we are to our family,honestly. If we paid more attention to Viktor,we could be ruling together.
>>
Keep on going Khorne, but could you find out why my son wants to conquer some of the world, what's with the sudden Pax Americana, and see if he wants to hang out?

...BY THE DARK DAEMON PRINCES OF NURGLE, THIS IS REALLY FUCKING PETTY SHIT, BUT I GUESS I'LL TRY IT.

"SO, WHY EXACTLY DO YOU WANT TO CONQUER THINGS?

"...Erh, I'd rather not speak of it with my dad listening, alright?"

"...I KIND OF UNDERSTAND. REN, SHUT YOUR FUCKING EARS FOR A FEW MINUTES."

Actions.

>...Sure, I guess. Muffle your ears.
>Tell me what he says, alright?
>...Sure. (Lie)
>No, whatever he says I want to hear.
>Write-In
>>
>>436025
>Khorne, convert him or something.
>>
>>436060
>...Sure. (Lie)
>>
>>436060
Also, why did we get Khorne to ask our son this shit? I mean, if we hung out with out Viktor for a bit he would've probably told us.
>>
Sure, I guess.

You put your hands over your ears, but carefully enough for you to still listen.

"YEAH, I TOLD YOUR DAD TO COVER HIS EARS. MIND IF YOU TELL ME?"

"Sure. Well... How do I put this?'

He takes out one of his cigarettes and breathes a puff of fire on it.

"...When I was young, I used to read about Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, hell, even Napoleon Bonaparte. I remember back then that my dad was still a devout catholic, so I tried to follow in his footsteps. When he conquered, I wanted to help. But only Charlemagne ever really fought alongside him, or for him. I just was expected to not get in trouble at home, hell when I decided to hurt things, I was called out by him, so I decided to put my zeal to use, and join the crusade in Japan. Once that was over, I went back, and I was determined to do the one thing my father couldn't... Bring NATO to heel. Then, maybe dad would respect me. Maybe even make me heir instead of Charlemagne."

"SO WHY ARE YOU FUCKING EXPANDING?"

"...Well, things change. My father pronounced himself a god, killed the pope, raided Cuba, and even told me to become the president, but now is pissed off at me trying to do my duty. Then I decide it's a good time to expand because both of those countries I could easily offer humanitarian aid to, in exchange for allegiance with the USA. Then my dad got angry at me when I sent a letter to him trying to cover my tail from the press. Hell, I couldn't even read his return letter."

"THAT SUCKS, MAN."

"Yeah. It does. Hell, I don't think he's ever praised me once in my life without thinking I had an ulterior motive, especially after Mom got shot. But I swear to God, that will change one day."

Actions.

>...Keep your ears closed.
>...Shit, I'm sorry Viktor, for being an asshat.
>...You know, if he wanted your respect he could of just asked for it or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>436132
>...Keep your ears closed.
Welp.
>>
>>436132
>...Shit, I'm sorry Viktor, for being an asshat.
Also sorry for eves droppimg on you.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Keep your ears closed.
2=...Apologize.
>>
>>436160
>Betraying our sons trust this quick
pls no
>>
You keep your hands around your ears.

"Hell, the only time I ever got his respect was when he fucking followed me when I explicitly said to stay in the taxi, and found out I was part of the mob, then gave me the first actual sign of fucking respect I've ever seen from him. When I went on the crusade, he just begrudgingly accepted, when I came back no one celebrated my return except my mom, Julius, and Maria. You know what they did? They threw a party. I love them for that. Hell, I love my family, but almost none of them love me back. I am effectively the black sheep in the family, but I am the only one besides my father who gets shit done. Revenaris just wastes his time painting with his girlfriend, Charlemagne spends his time ranting about conspiracies while screwing Svana... Fucking hell, I don't think my dad ever spent time with Maria when she was young. She fucking loves him, you know? And my dad doesn't even know, damn it... But let's talk about something else, alright?"

ALRIGHT, DONE. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR EARS OFF YOUR HEAD, ALRIGHT?

Alright.

You look towards Viktor, who's calmly smoking his cigarette.

"Well, I'm busy dad. Do you have any further business with me?"

Actions.

>...No, not really.
>...Why don't you hang out with me and Elizabeth?
>Listen, I'm sorry for not really being there when you were young.
>You could of invited me to that party, you know.
>Write-In
>>
Anons?
>>
>>436220
>...Why don't you hang out with me and Elizabeth?
Think everyone is dead right now.
>>
>>436292
Just as planned, I'd assume.

"...Why don't you hang out with me and Elizabeth for a few days?"

"Dad... Well, sure. I think I'd like that."

"Oh, great."

WHAT THE FUCK AM I, A GOD OF WAR OR A GOD OF FAMILY BONDING? HOW FUCK DID THIS EVEN WORK?

Shush, you. I'm bonding with my son.

"...So, erh..."

Actions.

>...Hug?
>Erh, how about you come down to the palace with me and Elizabeth?
>...Come on, we'll do some father-son bonding the classic way... Pillaging a village.
>Instead of that, let's just bond by going around London, seeing the sights... and doing things!
>Write-in
>>
>>436302
>Instead of that, let's just bond by going around London, seeing the sights... and doing things!
>>
>>436302
>...Hug?
And
>...Come on, we'll do some father-son bonding the classic way... Pillaging a village.
I hope I don't fuck up too much, being the only anon is suffering
>>
"Well, we have two choices. We can just walk around London, talking... Or we could just pillage a village, or two. Or three."

"...I would definitively prefer pillaging. But how are we going to hide our identities? And I'd rather not pillage some of mom's villages."

Actions.

>She doesn't have to know...
>Well, I know just the place... (Specify)
>...You know, why don't we bring Elizabeth along as well?
>...Would any of us happen to have really big socks? Maybe we can cut out a burglar's mask or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>436349
>Well, I know just the place... (Specify)
Cuba, we've already raided it once I think. And viktor could see if he really wants it or not once were their.
>>
>>436349
Would it be possible to go into one of those fancy portals to raid some shit?
>>
>>436384
Yeah.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Portal.
2=Cuba!
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"Well, why not Cuba?"

"...Well, a second attack? At that point they might as well give the lands to me for protection, so I agree."

"...Well, we aren't there to take it over, alright?"

"I know. But the true question is how long the civilians will take being pillaged by us until it boils over?"

"Right... Well, let's get going."

You and Viktor leave, and the two of you transform. Viktor has grown quite a bit, about 1/4th of your size, even.

The two of you fly for a good few hours.

WE'RE RAIDING, EH? WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PLAN?

Oh shit, we're raiding? Ren, make sure to target the butter reserves like last time, and don't forget about the tanksticks dipped in boiling butter! Oh, or the butterscotch ice cream Maria gave to us!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE RAIDING, FIRST OFF?

Cuba...


Actions.

>We're going to raid the capital, again!
>No, we're going have a major city center.
>...Just a backwater village, just to teach Viktor the basics.
>Let's target a town, alright?
>Write-In
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>>436416
>No, we're going have a major city center.
I forget, did we eat castro last time we were over there? Or did we just steal all his nuclear shit?
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>>436416
>>No, we're going have a major city center.
Something new I guess.
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>>436425
Well, you ate the building he lived in. So maybe?

Well, something new. We're going after a major city center!

You and Viktor fly over a medium sized city... A few missiles are fired by the ground defense, but Viktor dodges it with ease... However, the biggest and slowest target is you.

Actions.

>...Well, nothing quite like eating a few missiles. (Body)
>Dive dive dive! (Agility)
>Freeze the missiles! (Body)
>Dive fast and burrow beneath the city! (Agility)
>Write-In
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>>436447
>...Well, nothing quite like eating a few missiles. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 to safely nom missle!
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Rolled 5 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>436455
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Waiting five more minutes.
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5+15=20

Failure!

You try to bite into the missiles soaring towards you, but they hit you straight in the chin, damaging you by quite a bit. (-1500 HP)

You land on an apartment, crushing it. Around you are plenty of civilians and soldiers, firing weapons and weak missles at you.

Your armor can withstand five turns of this onslaught before breaking.

Enemies

500 Civilians.
200 Soldiers
50 Anti-Air Batteries.

You smell quite a bit of money around.

Actions.

>...Eat some enemies for Khorne! (Body)
>Burrow underground!
>...Money? Money. Start tearing through buildings looking for loot! (Body)
>Crush some soldiers! (Body)
>Go back into the skies!
>...Maybe there's butter nearby?
>Slaves sound nice. Grab some civilians. (Body)
>Write-In
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>>436514
>...Eat some enemies for Khorne! (Body)
Come on anons show up, its awkward being the only one voting.
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Roll me a 1d20+15 to Blood for the Blood God
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Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>436523
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>436523
First time rolling, hope I didn't fuck up.
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20+15=35

Critical Success!

Khorne's head unleashes a evil laugh, crackling with... Well, demonic energy. You stomp on one unfortunate soldier, and open your mouth, which shines similar to the gates of hell. You begin chomping down on those damned for all eternity, while Khorne picks off those who try to flee, claiming they are cowards. Viktor meanwhile, has taken to swooping down and bashing buildings to bits.

You've consumed a healthy dose of about 650 souls, civilians and soldiers. Tasty too.

You continue bashing through the city, tearing building and apartment down with your mighty clawed fist, your stomping leaves your footprints, and a surge of more fodder, this time in trucks and driving away from you, but firing at you emerge. (-500 HP)

Actions.

>Breathe ice on them... (Body)
>Boiling humans! Fire breath! (Body)
>...Pick up their little trucks and eat them. (Body, HARD)
>Spit acid at them! (Body)
>Try to catch up to them! (Agility)
>Try to grab a building and throw it at the trucks! (Body, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>436544
>...Pick up their little trucks and eat them. (Body, HARD)
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And another 1d20+15 for MORE consumption.
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Rolled 18 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>436553
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18+15=33

Great Success!

You pick up the trucks, and drop them into both your and Khorne's mouth. Your rampage continues until you reach what seems to be a park, with plenty of civilians around, thinking it's just a drill or something. Viktor in the distance, seems to be... Juggling tanks.

You have devoured 700 souls out of 1000 required for a chaos mutation.

Civilians: 225.

Actions.

>Demand the civilians leave or face nomming. (Intimidation)
>Oh boy, free morsels! Don't mind if I do! (Body)
>Breathe fire all over the park! That will show those hippies! (Body)
>...Purposely grab a tree as a toothpick. That's what nature is for, right?
>Write-In
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>>436579
>...Purposely grab a tree as a toothpick. That's what nature is for, right?
>>
Sorry anons, but I'm going to leave for now.
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You tear out a tree and begin carefully removing chunks of human, a wheel, and some other things. Dental hygine is very important to you, after all. Who wants to have their breath smell like a sewer? Or worse yet, Mousillon?

Of course, this sends the civilians running for their homes, so, well too bad.
Viktor seems to be enjoying himself, though it seems that the army is focusing on him. He's also set at least half of the city on fire. Of course, you continue moving through the city which is more or less a warzone now, and find yourself right in front of the governmental headquarters... The mayor's office. Which is heavily guarded by soldiers. About three-hundred worth. Which are spread out, and will require some exercise on your part.

Actions.

>Nom the soldiers! (Agility)
>...Crush the soldiers. (Body)
>Fire? Fire. (Body)
>Make this easier for yourself. Freeze the soldiers and move in for nomming. (Body)
>...Ignore them and go straight for the office.
>Burrow underground, and reenact that elven village thing you did a while ago. (Agility)
>Write-In
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>>436677
>>Make this easier for yourself. Freeze the soldiers and move in for nomming. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15
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Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>436693
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17+15=32

Great Success!

You unleash a mighty blast of frost into the courtyard, freezing many of the solid. This makes it much easier to nom them, and you feel a strange, chaotic energy emerge from your gut.

THANKS FOR THE SOULS, REALLY DOES HELP ME OUT. IGNORE YOUR STOMACH RUMBLING, IT'S JUST A MINOR SIDE EFFECT FOR NOW.

Right. That's probably not a good thing, but oh well....

Select One Chaos Mutation.

>Extreme Burrower (You can dig underground and leave standing structures if you want, like caves or tunnels.)
>Spiked Scales (Your scales are spiked, making it harder for enemies to climb up you or charge you.)
>Eyes of the Damned (You can see in the infrared spectrum. However, it is quite obvious and leaves your eyes open. It is noticeable thanks to the fact that red flames cover your eyes.)
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>>436711
>Extreme Burrower (You can dig underground and leave standing structures if you want, like caves or tunnels.)
>>
>>436711
>>Extreme Burrower (You can dig underground and leave standing structures if you want, like caves or tunnels.)
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>>436711
>NO CHAOS MUTATION!
>Skip that shit
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>>436715
>>436717
In case you two weren't around for it, we broke with Khorne because we realised Khorne's warnings about the taint side of the mutations were more serious than we thought, but went back to apologise because we broke in the skittishness way possible.

Unless we want this to be a roller coaster of break and apologise we CANNOT take more Chaos mutations. Trust me on this.
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>>436711
>Extreme Burrower (You can dig underground and leave standing structures if you want, like caves or tunnels.)
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>>436723
Dude, the only thing that even happened was we got a shitty selection and a 'negative' mutation.
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>>436761
And we'll always get these negative mutations.
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>>436773
And? It happens my man, I sincerely hope that the only reason that you don't want any chaos mutations is because they have negative mutations. As long as we don't get anything that would make us look demonic we'll be fine.
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>>436779
True, but you do realise Khorne said that we would get just that right?
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>>436785
....
I think we would be able to overcome it in time.
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>>436711
>Extreme Burrower (You can dig underground and leave standing structures if you want, like caves or tunnels.)


>>436785
He never said that, he said that our choice of mutations might include ones that make us look demonic. We can spend a milestone to remove a gained effect or look!


>>436790
Also as this anon mentions, they are often things of little to no consequence or that we could've otherwise gained.
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>>436819
Wait, wait, wait. I must have missed that part, we can really spend milestones to remove stuff?
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>>436823
I would assume so. If we can spend a milestone to negate the (negative and positive) possibilities, we should be able to trade a negative for a different negative. At the cost of a milestone.
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>>436826
If that's the case then that does change things. I still has reservations about this, especially since growing Khorne's power makes it easier for the other chaos gods to enter our world. Which is also something Khorne warned us about. >>432729
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>>436829
We have a deal with Khorne where he keeps them out of our universe.
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>>436830
One that we don't even get how it works I might remind you. And the warning I linked was given AFTER we made said deal.
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Extreme Burrowing wins!

Choose a Chaos Corruption!

>Tainted Mutation (Roll a 1d21 for a random mutation which is corrupted by chaos. The corruption simply makes it more demonic looking, but could lead to more or less effectiveness.)
>Demonic Laugh (Gives you the infamous Chaos evil laugh. Of course, if done in public it could be a little jarring.)
>Atrophied Body (-2 Body, +1 Agility)
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>>437004
>>Demonic Laugh (Gives you the infamous Chaos evil laugh. Of course, if done in public it could be a little jarring.)
lets just not laugh except in battle then
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>>437004
>Demonic Laugh (Gives you the infamous Chaos evil laugh. Of course, if done in public it could be a little jarring.)
Should be good for spooking off rebelling peasants.
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>>437004
>Demonic Laugh (Gives you the infamous Chaos evil laugh. Of course, if done in public it could be a little jarring.)
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>>437004
>>Demonic Laugh (Gives you the infamous Chaos evil laugh. Of course, if done in public it could be a little jarring.)
So, can we remove corruptions with milestones as was said here? >>436826
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Demonic Laugh wins.

Your claws become a little more suited to digging underground, but your voice brims with demonic energy that crackles to life during wheezing or laughing. You make a mental note to only laugh in battle from now on.

>>437025
Yes, but some corruptions might take more then one milestone.

Anyways anons, that's where I'm going to end it. Nazi Experimental Quest will be up a hour or two.
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Well, seems like I lied.

Here's nazi experimental quest, for ya.

>>437071



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