>>40921
Shoot hoops with their heads.

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>>40921
Collect some lids!

Escape through the sewers, because that's perfectly fine for your broken leg.

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>>40944
>>40942
It happens

>>41012
Escape and go board a train that goes somewhere far.

Search the bodies for any objects of use and money

>>41012
fuck me, he is still alive after two threads

what sorcery is this

>>41012
it's time to run

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>>41026
>>41044

You spend a good 30-35 minutes looting everything in sight and end up walking away with a cool 40 bucks, a target sponsored medkit (which you patch your leg up with,) and a weekly news pamphlet.

Your best plan of action right now would be to escape, who knows when the furry FBI will show up, and after what you've done, they'll be hot on your... tail.

You hate yourself for making that joke and also accidentally saying it out loud again

>where to and how?

>>41136
Call the fucking FBI

>>41136
The house, walk.

>>41136
Alaska, then Russia. Good luck finding you in the middle of Siberia.

>>40921
Please archive your threads in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html.
This dumb quest deserves to be preserved.

>>41136
>>41175
Remember that your FUCKING APARTMENT IS ON FIRE AND TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT!!

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>>41155
Your call the furry FBI on yourself because you fucking hate what you've become.

Sure enough, After a solid 3 minute wait they show up.

They are now approaching rapidly and you have little time to think, you must escape.

>what the fuck

>>41282
Oh, right.
Run, not walk, run.

>>41271
I would if I new how, it 404's

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>>41290
Go back to your house and take a break. Who cares if it's on fire?

>>41290
Check inventory for something to throw as a distraction.

>>41271
>>41306
I'm trying my best to save this shit but I have literally no idea where it wants me to replace these phrases, can someone else do it for the last 2 threads while I continue act 3?

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>>41404
I'm just gonna keep drawing and leave the archiving to whoever wants to.

>>41327
You open your inventory. The bagel seems to be glowing.

you also equip your sunglasses and shades in preparation of the fight that may break out soon.

>They Approach faster

>>41437
walk over and do your best furry fbi impression/lower your shades slightly and look at them over the rims

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>>41449
You think back to all the wildlife programing you used to play in the background while you fapped. Maybe they might have some basic animalistic instincts still left in them?

You flash them a mean stare hoping to ward off the upcoming attack by showing who's boss.
.
.
.
It doesn't work.

>perhaps the glowing item in your inventory will help

>>41509
Take the glowing croissant and eat it.
Then book it to the nearest train station. Only one thing can stop furries...

>>41437
Throw the bagel at one of them and run home, calling them faggots. Don't worry, you can outrun them, if not than you deserve to die.

>>41509
Go prone, their field of view is severely limited with those faggy costumes on and they won't be able to see you

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>>41523
You not only throw the bagel, but you also call them faggots.

You miss, and the bagel instead flies into the road. where the Furry FBI chases it to

The light changes to green probably because of your mind powers or something.

The Tumblr Bus™ fucking decimates them

>>41697
For once, thank the Tumblr Bus for finally being useful. Now head home.

>>41697
Go home and rejoice in your good deeds

>>41306
>>41404
I archived the threads. Don't forget to vote for them.

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>>41723
>>41736
You thank Tumblr for accidentally being a total basket case in a good way this time and head home.

You are now home.
Looks like some people are still trying to put the fire out, and have left the door entirely unattended.

>>41821
thanky ou based anon

>what do

>>41853
Check if our qt neighbor is still alive.

>>41853
Steal the firetruck you fucking madman.

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>>41898
Oh, right.

You forgot to mention you already found her, she was just off screen.

>should you even bother going inside?

>>41853
Ask burning building if its doing alright, it doesn't look very good. Ask it if it needs any assistance.

>>42029
Confess your feelings to her, then do:
>>42063

>>42029
Apologize for earlier and ask if she's all right.

>>42029
>should you even bother going inside?
No.

>>42029
This is amazing OP.

>Go down on one knee and offer her the dragon dildo like a knight offers his sword

>>42063
>>42072
She realizes that traumatic situations often spawn romantic relationships, and she knows they will usually end up failing.

She nods when you tell her you're in love.

You proceed to ask the building if it's alright, and try to rub your med kit against it to console it's quiet screaming.

People in the fire truck laugh.

>it hurts your feelings

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>>42181
forgot image

>>42181
Resist urge to pull gun on the fire truck.

Ask neighbor if she'd at least like a bandaid. Or something for her eye.

>>42193
Ask the firefighters if you can become one of them.

>>42193
>>42239
This. Either that or steal one of there hats.

>>42193
Check party member's level, stats, and abilities.

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>>42228
>>42239
>>42261

You offer your neighbor a bandaid and she accepts.

Both the fire-fighters and the building are touched by this action.

The fire-fighters give you a junior fire fighter sticker which you proudly adorn your bag strap with.

>check stats?

>>42359
>Yes
Maybe she's a ninja and we can fight crime as Gunman & Ninja.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>42359
Use Item key on her heart

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>>42400
You check her stats.

She is your superior.

you also attempt to stick your key in her chest and she giggles slightly at the attempt.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>42548
Do a sick Rocky style training montage with her raising your power level over 9d1000

>>42548
ask her for her name and then go and investigate the building

>>42548
Properly introduce yourself properly and get her name.

>>42548
Ask her name.

>>42548
Introduce yourself and tell her you just realized you never got her name.

Ask her if she wants to see if either of your stuff can be salvaged.

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>>42584
>>42592
>>42597
>>42600

You ask for her name, definitely not so you can write it down later in your secret fanfic diary..

She does not remember......

>Roll D20. highest number with a legit name gets to name her

>>42676
I just realized I brutally fucked up neil's chest there. oh well

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>42676
Siv Hotakainen

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>42676

Eleanor

>>42676
Neila Mcwoman

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42676
Janine Levesque

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42750
Forgot the roll

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42676

call her caroline for the time being

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>>42708

You name her such. she seems somewhat pleased.

>>42750
honorable mention


She seems to be getting antsy. You suppose you would be too if you had been standing around your burning home for a day now.

Also it appears she's leveled up in the time it took you to thoroughly scan her.

She's on another level.

>what do you decide to do?

>>42807
Go search the remains of our house if we can.

Also go and loot the decimated furry FBI bodies if our apartment is completely gone. We could pawn off their guns

>>42807
Ask if she wants to go grab some food or something. Watching your possessions go up in smoke is depressing.

>>42854
And holy shit we must have some serious damage reduction going on.

>>42807
Get something to eat, then this >>42576

>>42925
It seems the healing vodka had a continuous effect.

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>>42845

You both attempt to salvage what little belongings are probably left burning in your rooms.

You go ten feet, down a ladder, and into the boiler room before you realize this probably wasn't the best idea.

>Roll D20, highest suggestion determines if we truck on in or high tail it out of here

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>43021
Have a romantic dinner date with girl.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43034
Oops

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>43021
Use your newly acquired firefighter powers to fight the flames while Siv gets out. You'll be right behind.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43053
I know I'm OP but I'm rolling in favor of this. Don't judge me

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>>43053
>>43049

You both agree to have a nice date after you make it out of here, however, realizing that the boiler could explode at any second, and that you yourself are now a bonified junior firefighter, you stay behind to tackle it head on.

She escapes.

>you are afraid

>>43201
What are we doing here anyways?

>>43201
Masturbate so hard not even Naruto will believe it and squelch the flames

>>43256
fire blocking off the other passageways and shit nerd.

>>43201
Drink remaining vodka, man up and literally fight fire.

>>43201
Use vodka to make a trail away from the boiler. Once the fire has left the boiler, use the knife to cut the trail so it can't get back to it, causing it to cool down and everything's okay and you're a cool guy.

>>43338
Fucking JoJo logic here, forget>>43298
Do this guys idea!

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You are no longer fighting fire.

Your name is "Siv" something. You couldn't really hear the last part on account of how slurred Neil's words were.

You are in a back alleyway.

>you sure hope Neil's alright

>>43368
Search trash can.

>>43368
Rip the poster off the waal, we had our emergency stash hidden here.

>>43396

>>43396
Seems about right.

>>43368
Check inventory.

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>>43396
Oh my. that poster is way too threatening. You don't even want to look at it, let alone TOUCH it.

>>43388
You search the trash can.
Inside you find:
A potato peeler,
A weekly newsletter,
and a big antique key.

>those are some peculiar items

>>43527
Check inventory for space.

>>43527
Grow a pair, rip it out, remove our limiters.

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>>43548
>>43561
You open your inventory.
Looks like it's good to go.

You slowly work up your "Nerve" meter so you can defy your creator and also yourself.

>>43736
FIGHT THE POWER!

>>43736
So glad we dont have the alternative of a piss addled rage cock in our inventory. we need the space.

>>43736
spontaneously develop a case of orange kamina shades

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>>43775
It looks like your "Nerve" bar has reached the 1 use requirements. You grab the peeler and ready yourself for an attack.

>proceed?

>>43978
PROCEED TO REMOVE OUR LIMITER TO ASCEND!

>>43978
Do it pussy

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>>44011
>>43998
You proceed to swing at the poster, knocking yourself down in the process.

>>43861
A pair of cool orange shades flies out of it after you fall over. They look pretty dug in there.

Your fear of the poster is gone, as well as all of your remaining NERVE

>>44108
Gragnhte shades, do it again!

>>44108
Get the glasses on and proceed to tell the vault ¨Believe in me that believes in you¨ so it's opened magically.

>>44108
Put on the shades and activate your inner badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKIKzuTwP6k

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>>44158
>>44177
You make an honest attempt to pull the shades out, but the wall holds fast. unfortunately strength and firearm training are the only two things Neil has bested you at.

You attempt to charismatic-ally force the safe to open but without the glasses the effect is lost.

>The trash can continues to be full of items.

>>44326
Ignore the shades for now, grab the key, insert it in the safe.

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>>44341
It opens.

You don't know why you didn't try that first.
Keys usually work in these sorts of things.

A narrow vent is revealed.

>>44454
Take the other items out of the trash and explore the vent

>>44454
Equip the peelers and the horse cock, crawl the vents MGS style.

>>44477
This, don't forget to follow the basics of CQC.

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>>44466
>>44477
>>44507
You would go about it way more stealthily if the vent wasn't 5 feet long.

You now stand in a room with a single chest in the middle, another less frightening poster, and a seemingly endless death trap hallway on the other side of the room.

Looks like you just found a shortcut.

>>44666
Ignore the other poster and chest, run headfirst into the death hallway

>>44666
Tear down that poster.

>>44666
Punch Chest

>>44680
DON'T DO THIS. Ignore the suicidal voices in your head.

>>44728
What this guy said.

Punch it in the snout to establish dominance.

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>>44680
>>44780

You only walk over out of curiosity.

the DEATH HALLWAY is actually just a poorly painted on mural. "Interesting choice of decor"
you accidentally say out loud to yourself.

>>44722
>>44728
>>44789
these are next

>>44808
Could be worse. It could be a mural promoting ethnic diversity.

>>44789
We must follow in the footsteps of Ace Dick

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>>44728
>>44789

Dominance is established.

The chest's top is ripped off.

"Wow" you say out loud to yourself again.

>>44922
the real Prince is in the chest, he's not really dead

>>44922
Pull out an m249 light machine gun, because that's the type of thing you keep in old chests

>>44922
Climb into the box. Let's see what Issac Ending we get.

>>44922
It's true ninja garb, befitting someone of our stature.

>>44922
Threaten poster with horsecock to see if we can get that rifle

>>44922
Grab whatever is in the chest and hold it smugly above your head and whistle a little ditty in celebration.

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>>44962

You feel sad for attempting this in actual real time.

Also your ass is on a particularly sharp sword and you kind of want to get off of that.

>>45043
Get out and examine the insides of the chest.

>>45043
Take the sword, abandond the peeler, weild it and the horse cock. Now let's get back to firefighting!

>>45043
Acquire sick loots.

>>45043
Absorb the sword to gain its power

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>>45059
>>45080
>>45109

You successfully obtain the IRON GREATSWORD. congrats.

>>45218
Test it out on something.

That poster is looking awfully vulnerable...

>>45218
Time to fight the fire! With our horse cock and Iron Greatsword!

>>45218
Fuse the sword with gore dildo

>>45218

Put dildo on end of sword. That way, you won't put someone's eye out, kid.

>>45218
Cut the kamina shades out of the wall
and maybe we should go check on neil

>>45317
Yes! Now, more than ever, is the time to row and to fight the powa!

>>45317
This. Go check up on our boyfriend.

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>>45327
>>45254
>>45317

"we're not dating" you say out loud to yourself. you really need to keep yourself in check here. What if Neil were to find out you talked to voices in your head!
.
.
Oh!.
.
.
You have just finished fighting you way through VICIOUS FIRES, and having made honor to your JUNIOR FIRE-FIGHTER status by putting out the building with nothing but a pocket knife and a bottle of various bodily liquids, you emerge triumphantly. and just in time to catch Siv doing the same!

Man are you happy to see her. She feels likewise.

>Ending it here today

>>45500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RElrT99iN4M

>>45500

This quest is my new favorite thing.

Oh also can somebody archive this thread too? it'd be kind of silly only to have the first 2 and not this one.

>>45913
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/40921/

there you go, QM

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>>46050
thanks!

this was actually my first time drawing a quest, so if you want you can follow my old twitter and I'll update it whenever I get around to doing more of these.

https://twitter.com/illumirnate

Before I depart, have the shitty weekly news letter I kept trying to shove in everyone's face.
bye everyone!

>>46091
That is shitty. The threads were great though, hope to see you here again soon.

>>45500
what a fucking manlet

>>46091
Bump

>tfw i sometimes make CYOA threads but i also wanna be able to draw this good

>>50981
well i can draw that good but id need at least a solid hour to draw like that