You are Velo, who has taken the guise of William of House Shakespeare.You are a bard, whose goal is to do the Eight, that is, fuck a bitch in every kingdom plus the Riverlands. You also have been told by voices in your head to only fuck noble-women so that you may avoid STIs and STDs.Your previous master fell asleep and your life and story has been stolen by a meme vulture #2.>Continue with contemplating your sexuality>do some more singing and shit to make more money>give up information and risk getting killed>contemplate the Holy Dubs, maybe attempt to make a holy trinity of Dubs, Trips and Quads?>give money to a scout to send word to Castle Black that they need obsidian to kill white walkers>write down algebra, physics and chemistry formulas on a piece of paper, maybe with a few diagrams of coal factory and crude oil refiner?>masturbate in tent.Also, is the pic related the type of holding you would quite like to have, or is it quite Little Finger holding?Roll for success.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>405516I roll to disarm the bomb
Rolled 31880, 282560, 774410, 481793, 48314, 476879, 844988, 70007, 530406, 496078, 935241, 688767, 889805, 826313, 682386, 264872, 733446, 458792, 606552, 392401, 845296, 805894, 653186, 505429, 999867 = 14325562 (25d999999)>>405516
by the way, I am just continuing the trend of these threads having the story teller not OP.{b)Feel free to hijack this at any point. JUST BE WITHIN STORY{/b}
>>405539nice rolls m80
>>405540We see through your thin disguise, Velo. We will wait for Trick
>>405535>>405539you are so fucking good at disarming bombs that even when they don't exist in Westeros you can disarm them.>gain 1/3 a level of bomb disarming.
>>405551Trick is Velo too
>>405539>999867Nice.
>>405516Introduce the easy-to-make AK-47 and the fragmentation grenade into the free cities of Essos. What could possibly go wrong?
>>405577+1gud idea
>>405577+1
A loud CAWW sounds.You look up into the sky. Far away you can see a vulture circling slowly."Meme vultures? but they don't exist" lo and behold, they don't fucking exist.This must meme that you are not in the real world of Westeros. You are in fact fucking drunk and in a mild comatose state for the night.>meme magic has protected you from the attack of meme vultures. Until Trick comes back, these decisions only hold as much weight as the Power of the Anons.>>405577yeah. It should be pretty easy. Provided we make sure the Wall has lots of obsidian, we are totally safe. The Starks already know enough to to better. Even if they only have a couple more survive of the Starks, we have already had a net benefit and can be content.>rivers captcha
anyway.Someone else take this thread, my magic is slipping.
I PREPARE THE WAY FOR THE ALMIGHTY TRICKAll heil the One Who Listens To Memes
>>405726Alright you do this once only, ok?You do it again and I let your retardation and failure to meme properly starve by the wayside while I fuck all the bitches.You understand me, senpai?
Lol yeah ty. Fuck i am autistic.
>>405838Acceptance is the first step. Good job bud
You sit in Tyrion's carriage across from the dwarf, the two of you staring at each other as you awkwardly wait for him to finish serving himself wine. 'The inside smells of perfume and incense, to mask the smell of B.O. due to the lack of proper showers on the road. You can vaguely make out the shapes of the guards through the silken, curtains across the entrances to his personal coach as it rumbles along across the ground. Despite being designed for royalty and nobility – the richest of the nobility, the ride is still quite bumpy. Yet Tyrion pours the alcohol into its cup with the mastery and precision of a man used to the minor jostlings that accompany driving over an uneven, dirt road.“Wine?” he offers you, holding out the goblet. You decide it would be improper and disrespectful to refuse and it might taste good. You accept wordlessly.You sniff it before drinking and are surprised at how sweet it is upon taking a sip of the red drink.“Is this from the Arbor or the Reach?” you ask, knowing your Westerosi wines rather well.Tyrion raises his eyebrows as he pours his own glass. Y'know, if you squint just so and look at him in the right light he . . . sorta can pass for Peter Dinklage. “You know your wines, my good bard. It's from the Reach. Have you ever been?”“No,” you admit. But you've written a quest taking place there. You inwardly sigh, all those plot lines you had planned gone forever.“Well, I apologize if you find my lodgings a bit cramped. This carriage was designed for a man of my . . . stature. Tell me, William Shakespeare, I've been trying to detect that accent for some time now and I can't quite place it. Your diction is odd, but you speak like a man educated. So I must ask, where are you from?” He peers at you with his mismatched eyes, calculating your . . . worth?>From an exiled noble house. House Shakespeare>From Earth. You've never heard of it.>I can't remember.>Something else? (write-in)
>>406247>>I can't remember.let's go with the amnesia card
>>406247>From an exiled noble house. House Shakespeare
>>406266Can't remember who we are but now we can see the future, maybe he will buy it.Stranger things have happened.
>>406247>From an exiled noble house. House ShakespeareRegale him with MacBETH: VELO EDITION!!
>>406247>I can't remember.
Chuckle, well you may find it amusing but I actually don't know. I woke up naked in a field s few months back knowing nothing but my name
>>406247I can't remember
Does anyone else want to see if there are actually velociraptors down in Sothoryos?
FuggBy the way http://pastebin.com/uTnPBM61 Character sheetPulling a Soma since I'm almost like him apparently and I want to be exactly like papa bear.AMNESIA: THE DARK DESCENT>>406266>>406272>>406308>>406324House Shakespeare>>406269>>406273>>406276>>406282>>406296>>406341Alright, roll me 1d100 +5, best of 3. This is a bluff check. Can you fool the wittiest dwarf in existence?
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>406348
Rolled 97 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>406348so when he ask us "where are you from?" what do we say?
Rolled 22 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>406348
>>406353AAhh yes.pls no nat 1
>>406348
Rolled 31 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>406348>Can you fool the wittiest dwarf in existence?Can't hurt to try.
>>406353i meant to say where is your house from
>>406353Noice
>>406353Just remember to mention we're exiled from winterfell and town
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>406361failed attempt to rollTrying again to see if I got it
>>406353>>406348>Can you fool the wittiest dwarf in existence?William Shakespeare vs. Tyrion LannisterFIGHT!Believability.Shakespeare Wins.
House Shakespeare our origins long forgotten only an oral story remains. Mcbeth, but that is just a story my lord
Rolled 37 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>406348
Or house Shakespeare: cursed are we with amnesia, we know not our own past or future... But can can see the past and future of others. The gods do love their ironies
we could go with something like being the black sheep of our family and being looked down upon for not living to our siblings so we saw fit to leave so that we may prove our worth in our own way
>>406497The black sheep of the exiled family? Doesn't seem like someone they would want out and about.I'd say that once we showed we had the green dreams they poured what they could into us, giving us a skill to use on the road and teaching us our letters and numbers. They want us to be the best and thus raise the family to stature again.Course we also suffer from memory loss as part of our green sight. We have no idea where they are anymore or what happened to us until we woke up naked in a field
while we wait >Pale skinlike as white as snow or just needs some sun?>blonde hair short,long,or medium height? >green eyeswhat kind of green? I'm partial to cats eye green
“I'm from a noble house that was exiled hundreds of years ago. We have developed a . . . different way of speaking in our years of isolation, but have always valued education. House Shakespeare,” you lie.Tyrion looks down into his wine a moment, racking his brain. “I've never heard of a House Shakespeare,” he admits, taking a sip as he continues to study you.“Oh, yes. We were a small Northern House. Doubt we'd be in any annals of history – especially none south of the Neck,” you force a laugh. Tyrion takes a laugh with you, hopefully it's more genuine than your own.“Where were you exiled?” he asks, a smug smirk on his lips.“Northwest of Bear Island.”“Northwest of Bear . . .” Tyrion repeats the line incredulously. Eventually he leans back and eyes you like you've just let him in on some big secret. Shit. “So you were exiled to The Frozen Shore? Would explain why you're so pale. However if that was hundreds of years ago, your family has been intermarrying with . . .”“Wildlings,” you confirm the excuse for your lie,quicker than you probably should have. “Yes. Although we've always conducted ourselves as proper Northern houses have. Eddard Stark is still my Lord Paramount, in my eyes.”“I wonder if his brother the Crow would think the same?” Tyrion asks with a cocked eyebrow and an equally cocky smile. “Perhaps I should inform them there's a wildling singer south of the Wall accompanying the King.”You feel dread in the pit of your stomach until Tyrion laughs and waves it off. “Just jesting, my lord Shakespeare. To be honest, I've never held the same ire for wildlings. In the South you all seem so foreign, regardless of which side of the Wall you were born. Your . . . secret is safe with me. And why have you fled your cozy North-of-the-Wall fortress. Assuming you have a castle, after your family's exile.”“Had,” you continue – solidifying the story. “It was raided by . . . Ice men.”“Ice men? That some tribe of wildlings?”“No. Men made of ice.”Tyrion laughs and pours himself another glass of red wine. "Spare me the stories of grumpkins and snarks, please. Your lands in the Frozen Shore were raided. Then what happened?”“All my brothers, sisters, father and mother were slaughtered. My aunts and uncles too. I fled with a few loyal men on a boat back to the North. We were wrecked upon a rock and I was the sole survivor.”“The last, living survivor of an exiled house, slaughtered almost to extinction. Quite the tale you've spun. singer.”You frown. “You don't believe me?” you ask.Tyrion shrugs. “Tell me. Your House words and sigil. Now.”UhhhhhHouse Sigil>A Shaking Spear>Three Witches over a cauldron>A Man beneath a balcony>Something else? (write-in)House Words>To be or Not To Be>A Rose by Any other Name>Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing>Something else? (write-in)
>>406565>>A Man beneath a balcony>>To Be or Not To Be
>>406565>A Man beneath a balcony>To be or Not To BeWe have to.
>>406565>Three WitchesThey see the future, so do we.>Sound and Fury signifying NothingI've a feeling even if we CAN see the future, no one will fucking listen. We'll get angry over it, and it'll happen any way. Spear is always right.
>>406565>A Man beneath a balcony>To be or Not To Be
>>406565>>A Man beneath a balcony>To be or Not To Bewhy the hell not
>>406565>>A Man beneath a balcony>>To be or Not To Be
>>406565>A Man beneath a balcony>Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing
>>406581>>406593>>406602>>406603>>406604>Romeo and Juliet Shit's like go-to bruh, please no.
>>406565>A Man beneath a balcony>A Rose by Any other Name
>>406565>A Man consulting with a skull>To be or Not To Be
>>406611meh like the implications + can be interpreted different ways
>>406565Changing my vote(>>406581) to this->>406616
>>406616this +1
>>406565A hand hold a skull"To be or not to be"
>>406565>>406616I'll change my former vote (>>406602) to this as well.
>>406616Velo you glorious bastard changing to this
>>406616changin to this
>>406616>>406565Voting for this.
>>406616This.
>>406654Velo confirmed
>>406654The Velo Syndrome strikes again.
Writing!
>>406654Ironic Velo-ing is still Velo-ing.
>>406654A joke right?
>>406654Trick.Trick no. Not you too.
TFW people like your write-in including
Can someone post the discord chat real quick?
>>406698Since Trick got exposed you should be new QM :^)
>>406688>>406678>>406660>>406659Sorry I was trying to samefag but I forgot you have to do it from your phone if you want to be a different IP, lol.In all seriousness the fact I forgot about the fucking Yorick scene as a potential option almost makes me feel stupid. It's pretty good for a House Sigil
>>406707>https://discord.gg/ZQ5mS
>>406709We just got over this damn it was LITERALLY yesterday! >>406711Don't think an apology and dubs will save you young mister! I'm telling your parents!
>>406709I've tried QMing before and I suck at it.
>>406721Confirmed for Velo>>406711Dude, for real, give it a bit before you joke about shit like this especially in the same quest
>>406745>>406711You're giving us PTSD already Trick, shit's not suppose to happen for a while.
>>406745>>406758Even if I was being serious, which in all honesty, fuck yeah I think that write in was way better than any of the options I provided.There's a big difference between a one off vote for some anon's write-in and literally designing your quest around trying to start an industrial revolution in Westeros against your player's wishes with the rails being fully on lock.#sorrynotsorry#trickered#Notyourgranddad'sVelo
>>406616This is better
“My house sigil is a man conversing with a skull,” you rattle off the lie without missing a beat. “Our house words are: To Be or Not To Be.”“Odd house words. What do they mean?” Tyrion interrogates.“Well,” you begin. “To Be or Not To Be is meant to be a question. Life, which is filled with so many pains and tortures . . . is it truly preferable to death? That's why the sigil is of a man attempting to speak with the dead, to pierce that veil and find the answer. You see, we can not know whether it is better – truly – to live in this world as opposed to the . . . dreamless sleep that is shuffling off our mortal coils. So a question to be asked whenever you are making a decision that may lead to your death –”“Or your house's exile,” Tyrion notes perceptively.“Correct. Perhaps . . . ask yourself: Is it better to die . . . or live a –”“A life as a ridiculed, little monster?” Tyrion asks.You grimace a bit. “I meant no offense my lord.”“Of course you didn't. And I have taken none. I guess it is to be expected that you Northerners have such dreary ideas about the world. 'Winter is Coming',” he mocks before scoffing. “Personally, I choose the 'To Be' option. Despite life's hardships there is always a chance to enjoy some measure of relief. More wine?”“Yes please,” you say and accept the bottle from him. You manage to pour yourself another glass without spilling it and staining your clothes. “Well, Lord Shakespeare, after you're finished drinking, sing a few songs to entertain me while we travel.”>Just play music for Lord Tyrion>Tell him something (what?)>Something else? (write-in)
>>406865>Just play music for Lord Tyrion
>>406865Tell him we see GreenBut that's an extra service.
>Just play music for Lord TyrionGood time for some CCR?
>>406865Play music, but leave some time to perhaps talk about something else.
>>406865>>Just play music for Lord Tyrionsing some songs
>>406885I think we should keep that on the DL for a little while. We don't wanna scare off another host so soon
>>406888>CCR???
>>406915Creedence Clearwater Revival
>>406906Despite his short stature, the Tyrion is a much braver specimen than the wily Northern Stark. Given the right conditions, and correct timing, nothing can scare this beast.David Attenborough is now your narrator
>>406865>Tell him something (what?)There's another reason my lord... Another reason for our sigil...have heard of green dreams.. They are strong in my family, my father had them, my sister....and me. I know the past and future of many people but never my own...we are grim because we know to much...But enough sadness, let's have some music, I can tell you more later if you like
>>406915Creedence Clearwater Revival. They're a band.
>>406865Check out whether he shits gold
>>406865>Just play music for Lord Tyrion>Something else? (write-in)During an appropriate break in the music ask if there are any "legends" he does believe in
>>406882This. Let's play Piano Man for him
>>406926Ooohh it ain't me I'm no fortunate son
>>406938Do Pianos exist in this world? I can't recall ever seeing one. Can we even play one if they do?
>>406939Nigga noNot YET.Play THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCAFD8mMqlsAs suggested by fdsfgs71 in the discord chat
>>406947*play that one
>>406953+1
Aight let me see >>406882>>406888>>406899>>406907Just music.>>406885>>406891>>406925>>406932Say something. Shit it's a tie. So you're playing music. No roll necessary at this juncture.>Mention you have green dreams>Don't mention you have green dreams
>>406865>Just play music for Lord TyrionPloughing a Troll as suggested by >>406953, let's soften him up with some humor first.>>406970Let's not mention the green dreams just yet.
>>406970>Don't mention you have green dreams
>>406970>Don't mention you have green dreamsnot yet, anyway
>>406970 Don't mention it, yet
>>406970Mention, but subtly. Keeping us close to a lord, especially Tyrion is a good thing. He can't get rid of us if we can tell him how to avoid death.
>>406970>>Don't mention you have green dreams
>>406970>Don't mention the green dreams just yet.
>>406970Just play the damn song. He'll figure it out later after all and might even ask us of a fortune-telling.
Rolling to see if QM is dead.
You decide to just strum some music and sing for Lord Tyrion instead of making a much graver mistake of telling him something that could very well piss the dwarf off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCAFD8mMqls You go with a much bawdier song that's fun to sing for the Imp. Upon quickly understanding the context, the dwarf is eventually left in stitches. He nods his head to the sound and the comedic finish of your musical tale.“A Northerner with an actual sense of humor? Now I've seen everything,” he comments post-hilarity.He flips you another gold dragon in appreciation, before laying back and listening, tapping his foot along to the song.. . . Eventually a Lannister guard in enameled armor with red trim rides up next to the entrance of your carriage. “We're approaching Winterfell, my Lord of Lannister.” Tyrion's eyes shoot open as he rouses himself from the half-conscious nap you had lulled him into with your strumming. He jumps to his feet and bends his knees, readying himself for a royal visit and the decorum it requires as opposed to the much more relaxed posture of shooting the shit with an ex-noble, ex-wilding, smallfolk singer.“Well I believe I will be greeting the Warden of the North soon. Eddard Stark – the ice sculpture that moves.” Tyrion chortles with the self-created nickname. You think you understand what nickname he's referencing and riffing on. Tyrion turns to regard you with his full attention. “I believe it's time for the Stark household to feast their eyes on the Imp of Casterly Rock." His two mismatched eyes narrow as he continues. "Will, if you wish to accompany I'll allow it. Although, I believe telling Lord Stark you have violated your exile may anger him. Starks and their hard sense of justice and honor -- he may very well execute you. I doubt he'll recognize you, however. So you should be fine as long as you can muster up the cunning to lie.” He finishes his spiel sarcastically, poking fun at how Northerners are often blunt and honest unlike the Southroners who are much more prone to intrigue.>Y-y-yeah I'll be fine>Actually we've met before. He . . . exiled me from Winterfell>Something else? (write-in)
Well, you see... there's this thing that happened earlier...>Actually we've met before. He . . . exiled me from Winterfell
>>407175>Actually we've met before. He . . . exiled me from Winterfell
>>407175>Actually we've met before. He . . . exiled me from WinterfellExplain him, tell him we're a greenseer.
>>407175>Actually we've met before. He . . . exiled me from WinterfellNow is a good time to explain we're a greenseer, we saw something we could not let come to pass (namely Bran's fall, Tyion doesn't need to know the rest of it now) and when we approached with the news we were thrown out of Winterfell and Winter Town
>>407175>Will, if you wish to accompany I'll allow it. Although, I believe telling Lord Stark you have violated your exile may anger him. he knows we've been exiled
>>407235Well you lied saying your family was exiled.He doesn't know that you -- personally -- have been exiled. He doesn't know you're a double exile.
>>407175>Actually we've met before. He . . . exiled me from WinterfellThough in all fairness, if you pressure him about it, he won't want to admit anything, so we could probably get away with it.
>>407238Just ask Tyrion not to mention the FIRST exile...Everyone's dead, it's a touchy subject.
>>407286Our family was always really prone to being exiled.Enough that we've probably been struck from history at least couple of times.
“Actually,” you begin, an embarrassed blush creeping up your cheeks. Tyrion looks at you warily. “Eddard Stark exiled me from Winterfell last time I was here, Lord Tyrion.”His eyes go wide in shock and his head recoils. “W. . . what?! You, personally?!” Tyrion asks. You nod your head. “How?! WHY?!”Ohhhh, how are you going to explain this? “Lord Eddard Stark did not know who I was when we met. I . . . angered him with the things I told him. They were not crimes, but they deeply disturbed him.”“What things?” he asks incredulously. “Lord Tyrion I can . . . see the future. And the past. Of most everyone except myself. The Northerners call them the green dreams and those who have them greenseers.”Tyrion shakes his head, exasperated. “Not more childrens' tales.” He puts his head in his hand.“It doesn't matter if you believe me or not. Even if I am lying or mistaken about my visions – all that matters is I told Eddard information that infuriated him. He ordered me out of his city, never to return.”Tyrion puts his hands on his hips and thinks. “Alright. Listen. How long were you at Stark's court?”“I spoke with him alone. Less than an hour before he commanded I leave.”He digests that information before extending both arms towards you. “Good! That's good! It means he didn't have much time to memorize your face. Listen. You can stay in my carriage when I go out to entreat with the Stark family. Or you can disguise your appearance and go mingle with the rest of the smallfolk you're pretending to be part of." He gestures out of his carriage, wiggling his fingers."Or I can let you out in the town and you can stay outside Winterfell. Lord Stark will be none the wiser." Tyrion shakes his head."I think I honestly must commend you. You're living up to your House's Legacy you . . . ugh,” he waves away the displeasurable end to that thought >I'll disguise myself>I'll stay in the carriage>I'll hop off in Winter Town>I think it's better if I just leave Winterfell altogether>Something else? (write-in)
>>407375>I'll disguise myselfIt's funnier.We need a false name.
>>407375>I'll disguise myself"Probably shouldn't be the bard while I am here though. That just draws attention"
>>407375agree with>>407385
>>407375>I'll disguise myself
>>407375>I'll disguise myself Double false identity
>>407375>I'll disguise myselfWe be Hamlet, that's our name.
>>407375>I'll hop off in Winter TownThank you for your hospitality my lord. Besides Winter Town is where the brothels are.(might as well go have some fun while we wait, we are mighty rich, plus brothels are not a place Lord Stark likes to think about)
>>407395>We be Hamlet, that's our name.BEST IDEA EVER.
>>407375>Disguise myself>God has given me one face, and I'll make myself another.
>>407396Normally wouldn't recommend the brothel, but that's actually a really good point - Stark wouldn't set foot in one if he could avoid it.
>>407416>>407395+1 btw
Alright roll me 1d100 + 5, best of 3. Disguise check.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>407454dice gods pls
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>407454Oh, shit here goes!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>407454
Rolled 44 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>407454
Rolled 68 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>407454time to fail
Rolled 42 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>407454
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>407454
so are you taking correct formatting of rolls or first come?
>>407454Question, if the disguise, once put on, is bad enough can we elect to stay in the carriage instead?
>>407482>>407454Please say yes.
>>407459>>407460>>407461Okay, Winterfell is cursed, let's just never come back here again.
Rolled 91 (1d100)Pay no attention to this roll.
>>407503thats totally the detect diguises check
>>407503>91It was all going so well
>>407503Either we spotted or Tyrion assisted our disguise.
>>407503M8>91Hope it's good for us.
>>407503AAAAAAAND we're dead.
>>407460>Moustache and monocle
>>407503why do i have a sense of trepidation? This isn't good is it?
Rolled 42 (1d100)Pay no attention to this one either.
>>407503>pic related
so why did everyone think it was a good idea to go to the place we were told never to come to again or we would be killed?
>>407517>42That's bad or good. Shit
>>407522Cause once Bran is saved Ned will be more willing to listen to us.
>>407503"You know, next time you try to sneak in, you shouldn't just write "beard" on your chin.
>>407503>They know we're the famous bard.
this is taking awhile to write "you die the end"
>Not telling the Imp that he gets to piss off the WallDamnit, Velo.
>Taking this long to write a bad end sceneThis is going to be fucking brutal.
“I'll disguise myself!” you declare. You pull the hood of that swanky cloak you bought over your head and stretch out your hands to display your ingenious effort. “Think this'll work?” you ask Tyrion.He 'hmmms' in appreciation as he studies your masterful disguise, eventually shrugging. “Mayhaps. Does Lord Stark know your name?”“I believe his brother knew and may have told him. Don't worry, I'll go by the pseudonym 'Hamlet' for as long as I am here at Winterfell.”. . . Tyrion paces the tiny walking space of his carriage for the rest of the journey to Winterfell. You sit, knees knocking and jittery as you start to question how wise a decision this was. Soon it is too late however as you see Tyrion's carriage pass the gate of Winterfell to enter the courtyard. The carriage stops and guards come to one end to aid Tyrion's egress. Tyrion nods his head towards the exit on the other side of his wheelhouse and you make your departure stealthily, quickly finding where the rest of the servants are flowing towards.You join the crowd and feel smug in how no one could possibly pick you out of it. You blend in perfectly. You listen to the murmurings of the lowborn crowd as they ogle from the sidelines – the gathering of Lord Stark and his household bowing in unison for the King and his cadre proving quite the splenderous sight. Eddard Stark – too busy greeting his King and old friend – Robert Baratheon – fails to notice you watching from the shadows. You're giddy, viewing the scene – knowing this first part so well. The two men converse until Robert asks to be taken to the crypts. Cersei objects but is quickly silenced as her brotherlover guides her away from the bromance that is the Robert-Ned friendship.The King and the Lord of Winterfell go off together to pay their respects to Eddard's beloved sister and the rest of the underlings are left to uncomfortably idle in the courtyard. They chat while waiting for the two important men to return. The Lannister – well, Baratheon – family and the Stark family begin to converse. Quite amicably too, surprisingly. You've never gotten to see this 'behind the scenes' look after Ned and Robert go to the crypt. Both in the book and the show. This will be some new material for you.You can't help but feel satsified. Of course Eddard wouldn't recognize you. He's too busy meeting the King of the country and distracted by all these nobles to even spare a glance towards a common –
here it comes
>>407738We're getting fucking lynched.
>>407729>Spare a glance towards a common –Shit
>>407759>Well what do you suggest then?
GAK! The arm wrap around your neck and chokes you before you can make a sound. You instinctively raise your hands up to pull it off and notice that the black cloth you grab is a soft velvet. You seem to have ended up near the back of the crowd while entranced with the glimpse before you because no one turns to stare or gasp at the murder that's occurring right behind them. You wish you could scream but you can't. A strong force drags you struggling and unable to scream away from the servants for many many meters until you're behind a great stone building. Eventually, to your relief, the arm lets go of your neck before you could fully pass out. You fall to your knees, heaving. A jovial laugh from behind emerges from your attacker's mouth.“Hello there, friend.” Benjen Stark. Godfuckingdamnit it. You breathe hard and uncomfortably, raising your hand up to the phantom feeling of an arm still choking you. Benjen walks around to your front, his boots crunching on the gravel. A hand extends down to help you up, fingers curling to gesture that you should accept his help. “Figured some privacy might be good before you got your fool head cut off. I believe this is the second time I've saved your skin now.”You knock his hand away and stand up on shaky legs. “Your brother didn't see me.” Benjen looks you up and down, critically. “Wouldn't take him long. You stick out like a Brother of the Night's Watch wearing purple.”
>>407759I guess writing "beard" on my chin didn't help matters any, huh?
>Well what do you suggest then?>Alright I'm going>I'll be fine, please don't tell anyone I'm here>Something else? (write-in)
>>407776>Well what do you suggest then?
>>407771>>407775
>>407776>Well what do you suggest then?second vote, same as the first...
>>407759>Well what do you suggest then?>Furthermore, what the seven hells is so important you drag me by the neck?
>>407776>>Well what do you suggest then?
>>407771>Well what do you suggest then?>Furthermore, what the seven hells is so important you drag me by the neck?just in case.
>>407771We should tell him that he should not let the Lannisters hear of our involvement because that bitch will kill us if she finds out.
>>407852ThisThisThisThisThisThisThisThis
>>407852Ding Ding, we have a winner.
>>407771Benjen is such a badass. I know we are straight, but I'd totally go gay for him.
“Well what do you suggest?” you ask, still rubbing your neck. “Hmmmm, well I would have suggested not coming back, but you're here so I'll go for the next best thing.” He grabs the hood of your cloak and yanks it off your head. “Don't have your cloak up. You look like a thief or a spy trying to hide his face. A man who looks like he has something to hide is the first man you examine to see if he's hiding something.”“I was going to go by the name of Hamlet,” you inform Benjen. He rolls his eyes.“I never told my brother your name. He just knows you as some arsehole who claimed to know the future. Doesn't even know you decided to put on a garish outfit and call yourself a bard. Act natural, stay as far from Ned as possible and shave off that fucking hair. My brother tends to pay attention to little blonde shits more than regular shits. Alright?” Uhhhh, you don't know if you're cool with shaving off all your hair, but you move on to something a bit more important. “Don't let the Lannisters know about my involvement. Because they will kill me.”“Why?” Benjen asks, confusion on his face.>Explain the incest and the push>Don't explain. Tell him to trust you.>Something else? (write-in)AND>Shave your head? (Y/N)
>>407935>>Explain the incest and the push>Nno way are we cutting these golden locks
>>407935Explain the incest and the push>Shave hairNJust hide the fuck away from Ned at ALL times.
>>407935>Shave your head? >Yes
>>407935Tel and shave your head. Fucking don't need to draw attention to our selves.
>>407935>Explain the incest and the push>NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!But I wouldn't be against trimming it.
>>407935>Don't explain. Tell him to trust you.>N>There’s many a man has more hair than wit.We aren't cheating
>>407959I'm fine with cutting it as short as we can make it without shaving it off
>>407935>>Explain the incest and the push>N
>>407959See he gets it.But seriously stay the hell away from Ned.
>>407935>Don't explain. Tell him to trust you.Just save Bran by softening his fall. I will tell you afterwards>N
>>407935>Don't explain. Tell him to trust you>No
>>407935>Don't explain. Tell him to trust you.and no shaving, if we can get away with it
>>407935>Explain the incest and the pushCut hair really, really short
What if Bran doesn't get crippled and doesn't become a warg?Also, with out Bran falling and getting hurt Tyrion isn't accused of it, therefore he wouldn't be arrested and never meets Bronn. We need to becareful with what we tamper with. Changing things will have implications and the more we change the less we know about the future.I say let Bran get crippled.
>>407935>Something else? (Provided that Bran does not lose his memory in the fall, you will find out.)
>>407980Shit I miss read. Do tell him tell him all of it
>>407987You don't need to become a cripple to become a warg.
>>407999You dont, but that could be what triggers it to start working for Bran. With out it who knows when he would become a warg.
>>407987>Destined to be the keeper of all knowledge>Has to lose his legs for his destined path to actualizeWhile I understand where you're coming from, and understand how you can come to that conclusion, I think that it's pretty fucking stupid.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Explain Incest>>407943>>407946>>407959>>407970>>407986Don't explain Incest>>407961>>407973>>407974>>407980>>407989Currently a tie.Flipping die.1 - Explain2 - Don't explainWriting right after.
>>408006We could tell him to call the whatshisname from the boglands if he wants to learn magic
>>408018We'll explain after he saves Bran. Otherwise he might stop the act entirely.
>>408018voting for explain incest :)
>>408018justfine. Can we at least warn him about Bran?
>>408018>>408028>>408030>People still voting after its settledPut me down under the coin-flip winner. Don't explain
>>408032He knows about Bran falling. Not the reasons. All he needs to do is be in the right place.Then we have the incest couple red handed.
>>408011You are missing the point and misapplying it to a situation that was just mentioned, not the specific topic of conversation.The whole point is that if you change something from that point forward we will not exactly know how things are going to unfold. Back to your exampleWe know that if he falls out of the window soon afterwards he gets his warg powers.We do not know that if he doesn't fall out of the window if he will still get those powers at the same point in time he did before therefore our power to tell the future is diminished.Maybe that better explains the point I was making.
>>408062It does.
>>408025Bran isn't the big ripple with changing this situation.If Tyrion isn't accused of doing it then he never meets Bronn and it will continue from there.We are going to lose our biggest advantage if we start changing major events.
>>408092Why are you assuming that Jon never becoming Commander of the Night's Watch hasn't changed a lot of shit already(warning Benjen)?
>>408098I'm sure it has. I'm just pointing out that we are going to shoot our selves in the foot if we continue to warn everyone of all the bad things that are going to happen. Some of it needs to happen the way it did for us to maintain an advantage in this cut throat world, especially if we plan on making anything of ourselves.
Well you're certainly not shaving your head, but Benjen doesn't need to know that. He also doesn't need to know that Bran will be pushed and that it's because Cersei and Jaime will be fucking like rabbits. Telling him the truth outright might cause him to do something rash and stupid. Best if he just prepares for the event without much distraction.“Just trust me. Alright. Are you still prepared to cushion Bran's fall from the tower?”Benjen nods his head. “Yes I am. When is it happening, greenseer? You said the day of a hunt?”You nod in response. “Yes. It should be in a few weeks from now.”He claps you on the shoulder. “Alright. Together, we'll save my nephew from a crippling injury. I'll head out. Wait a few moments before leaving yourself.”Benjen turns on his heels and exits from between the stone building and the wall where he had dragged you. This situation was eerily similar to your first encounter with the First Ranger. After you count a minute out yourself using the standard 'Mississippi' tactic, you exit and find that people are starting to disperse to their lodgings. Servants are carrying bundles of clothes and other necessary living accouterments into guest houses for the King, Queen and other nobles to live lavishly during their stay. Ned and Robert have already moved on as have their families. You spy Tyrion waiting patiently as his own servants begin taking the things he brought with him – a lot of wine included in that list – to wherever he is meant to be sleeping during this royal visit.You approach Tyrion who smiles up at you, as if glad to see a stray cat return by his side.“Well, Will. There is to be a grand feast tonight. I will be spending my time before the evening's festivities in the Stark library reading. I hear they have the only copy of 'Engines of War' by Maester Ayrmidon. Quite a fascinating tome. At least that's what I've heard from scholars across the seven kingdoms. Won't be squandering such a golden opportunity. You're welcome to accompany me.”>Sure, go to the library and read>Practice your musical skills>Sneak around and find something>Talk to someone (who)>Something else? (write-in)
>>408159>>Sure, go to the library and readMaybe we are allow to play in the library a soft and relaxing song>Practice your musical skills
>>408159>Sure, go to the library and readCould always go for some more knowledge, maybe even share some ideas with the Imp and see what neat things we can cook up. The little bugger is a smart crafty one after all.
>>408159>Sure, go to the library and read
>>408159>Practice your musical skillsI smell a random encounter. Refuse with all respect.
>>408159>Sure, go to the library and readGet some knowledge, and be sure to read up on some stuff, show we smart, show we can make improvements to their shit...
>>408159To the library
>>408159>Sure, go to the library and readPlay some instrumental music while he reads? As long as it is not distracting.
You accept the Dwarf's invitation and follow him all the way to the decripit, old building that houses the Stark family's collection of books. As you step inside, following Maester Luwin's footsteps as he guides the Lord of Lannister to the tome in particular he wishes to read – you feel a pang of sadness. This place goes up in smoke soon, you realize. In the novel it was just a set piece for the assassination plot on Bran's life, but seeing it here in person now makes you realize just how horrid a loss burning this place will be. Would be, perhaps. The library is old, musty and filled with scrolls and novels. Maester Luwin speaks to Tyrion about it with pride. It may not be as vast or expansive as some religious libraries or other collections – but it is still quite a glorious, informative source of information for the Northern people. The maester pulls out the book the Imp was looking for and hands it to him graciously. Tyrion finds a nice table with a lit candle to sit down and read, leaving you to your own devices.>Practice your music in this location (softly)>Read a book on a specific subject (what?)>Talk to Maester Luwin (about what?)>Something else? (write-in)
>>408238>Talk to Maester Luwin Tell him what would be really fucking cool...What for it.Horseless Carriages
>>408238>>Read a book on a specific subject (what?)Read a book on sword fighting Or do this instant >Practice your music in this location (softly)If that don't work do this>>408248
>>408238>Read a book on a specific subject (Alchemy, fireworks specifically)
>>408238>Read a book on a specific subject (what?)Fighting with a dagger
>>408238>Talk to Maester LuwinHave you ever heard of a crazy idea involving steam? It's really neat, if you gather enough steeam into a strong container you can create a lot of pressure inside of it. Just spread the idea, in the meantime read a book on alchemy
>>408293Stick the pointy end on your enemy. Not a whole lot more to that.Fighting manuals will not do you any good if you don't have a drill instructor
>>408238>Read a book on a specific subject alchemy
>>408238>Talk to Maester Luwin
>>408248>>408297>>408309Talk to Luwin, 'bout what?>>408275>>408277>>408306Books, namely Alchemy
>>408355alchemy vote.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>408355
>>408248>>408297>>408309Talk to Maester Luwin>>408306>>408275>>408277>>408293Reading a book wins.Sub category alchemy wins.Writing. Lol
Roll me 1d100, best of 3.This is just a learning roll to see how much alchemy knowledge you retain before the feast.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>408373
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>408373
Get some
Rolled 1 (1d001)>>408373
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>408373out of curiosity, what would a critfail here look like?
>>408379us holding the book upside down
>>408376hot damn why is velo so much batter at rolling than the character he wrote
>>408388:^)
Rolled 1 (1d001)>>408388It's just 1/1 breh
Rolled 1 (1d001)>>408378I see what you did there
>>408379Welcome to the bad roller club! Cake day is on Tuesday.
>>408392Not velo
>>408402Velo is the MC of the quest.
>>408376Well this is really good.Writing!
>>408402that's something velo would say, but real Issac must have been cursed cause he never did as good as velo is now
>>391994>>392000Look at my rolls baby>>392007
>>408416I couldn't really care less you namefagging attention whore.
>>408416Do I...do I let you join the bad roller club?
>>408418Bro, it's okayIt's /qst/ We're all snowflakes.
>>408433I'm not
>>408457Don't deny it man, embrace it. Become one with the autism.
>>408376Fuck yeah mate
You ask Maester Luwin if the library has a book about alchemy. He nods his head sagaciously and strides off to a nearby shelf, putting his fingers on the books and drawing it across them as he inspects each title.Eventually he makes an 'Ah!' sound and draws a green-covered book off of the shelf, handing it to you with reverence. You bow slightly in thanks before taking the book to Tyrion's table and sitting across from him.You pop that sucker open and lay it out on the table. You begin reading slowly, unsure how informative this tome will be or how esoteric it will sound compared to books back on Earth. However . . . holy shit.A few minutes in and you're speed reading this shit. It's actually quite simple. Skip all the author's boring pomp and flowery language about ethics, propriety and his journey through life and go straight to the ingredients. It's just that simple. Your knowledge of nature helps you a lot in this endeavor since types of leaves and other natural substances make up the bulk of the ingredients used in everything from milk of the poppy, to dreamwine, to infusing color into metal to wildfire. You could make all this shit easy if you had the proper components. You're an alchemist now. If you knew it would be that easy you would have been an alchemist years ago. Wow. You look up from your book hours later, seeing the hot candlestick has shortened considerably while the pool of wax around it has grown into a thicky goopy pile.Tyrion has been silently and contentedly reading his own tome next to you. Making no sound and focusing intently on the information he inspects. He looks up at you and squints. “Enjoying your book?” he asks. You answer him with a simple nod.Soon the noise of revelry wafts in through the second story window, indicating the feast has begun. Tyrion notices and you give him a silent look asking if it's time to put the books away and head downstairs.“I think I'll stay for a while longer,” Tyrion informs you. “But go join the fun if you wish.”>Go to the Feast>Stay here and read with Tyrion>Something else? (write-in)
>>408486>Stay and read with TyrionWe wouldn't want ned to see as for now.
>>408486>>Stay here and read with TyrionRead other bookSword Fighting or Knife Fight
>>408486>Stay here and read another bookKnife fighting this time. Finess and twirling and shit. We DJ Khaled now. Another one. Another one. Another one.
>>408486>Stay here and practice music with Tyrion
>>408486>Stay here and read with TyrlonThis>>408497>>408500
Alright. Another 1d100, best of 3. This is also a learning roll to see how much knife fighting maneuvers you retain by tomorrow morning.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>408527
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>408527
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>408527rollin
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>408527
Alright I'm going to go play some Pokemon Go now. So don't expect the next update for a while. It will potentially be the last update of this "run".
tears :(
>>408542Nice try Velo
>>408531Deleting you fucking post.What are you, 4 years old?Finally writing the update.
>>408916>One Hour Ago>RIP In Peace Trickered
You put the book on alchemy away and instead start inspecting a manual on how to properly utilize a knife in melee combat. It is a very large scroll with a multitude of instructions and potential uses with helpful diagrams to boot. Unfortunately, you've never been much of a knife fighter and a lot of the suggestions and styles revolve around using a knife as backup to a sword or as a parrying weapon.Eventually Tyrion concludes his nightly session of reading and tells you he's going to catch the tail end of the feast. You say your goodbyes and with your newly acquired privacy, move around some furniture to create an open space for yourself to have room to practice a few swings and moves with your dagger.Unfortunately . . . you don't think you're reading the manuals right. Well, maybe you are but you just don't truly get how you're doing the techniques differently then how they seem to be illustrated. You just aren't an experienced combatant and all you've managed to do is flail around and waste your time.Perhaps if you want to learn how to fight you should practice with a real opponent.Thankfully you don't look foolish to anyone since you did this alone. It is however coming up on the early morning by the end of your attempts and you need to catch some sleep. You find where the rest of the servants are sleeping and snag yourself a cramped, slightly uncomfortable place to slumber, aided only by the bedroll you brought with you.You wake up with a sore back and a headache, but quickly adjust to the cold winter morn and prepare yourself for a new day in Winterfell. If you're correct Jon had his first meeting with Tyrion after the feast last night. Meaning you have a week or two before Bran gets pushed out the window by Jaime and Cersei. What do you do in the meantime?>Buy something (what?)>Play music for the people>Talk with someone (who?)>Practice swordsmanship >Acquire reagants to create an alchemical substance (which?)>Something else? (write-in)
>>408938>Play music for the peopleGotta get that cash
>>408938>Practice swordsmanship Let's not play music and gather attention and have Ned kill us.
>>408938>Practice Swordsmanship
>>408938>>Buy something (what?)a longsword >>Play music for the people
>>408942You're right, let's practice swordsmanship instead. Hopefully we can find a decent sparring partner
>Practice swordsmanshipBut do it outside of winterfell so if we do draw any attention we'll not get our head removed
>>408942Ned is in the crypts
>>408945I'm pretty sure Benjen train Often.He'd probably be interested in a Moving Punchingball instead of a still one.>>408947He ain't there the whole day, he's not a fucking lich.
>>408938>Practice swordsmanship
Meh>Swordsmanship winsLets continue
Alright going to sleep. Roll me 1d100, average of three. This is a strength check
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>408956
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>408956Dice pls
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>408956nat one
>>408956>>408958>>408959>>408960So an average of 62, not bad.
Rolled 29 (1d100)
So who else wants to introduce the wonders of pizza and sandwiches to Westeros?
>>409297Yep Definitely pizza as I suggested when Velo was still OPWe were gonna make one for elinor But we first need money and POWER
>>409375>implying pizza doesn't give us money and power
>>409388>OH MAMA MIA YOUR PIZZA IS A-SO GOOD >MEN, FOLLOW THE PIZZA MAN TO GLORY
>>409420Who doesn't want to follow the singing pizza bard to glory.Good food and music while traveling with him. That payment enough.:^)
>>409436Truly only a fate deserved by the most devout and pious of heart, to follow Lord Shakespeare, forever, partaking in his other-wordly pizzas and troll ploughing melodies.
>>409449Why stop at pizzas? Hamburgers, hot dogs, french fries, sushi, there's all kinds of delicious shit we can introduce to the world.
>>409375Fuck Elinor. We're in the North now.
>>409479Hamburgers and fries for sure. Hot Dogs are basically sausages with lower standards + chicken, not sure how well it will catch on when you can get a sausage for pretty much the same price. Also not sure if rice is a thing on Westeros or if we even have any sushi knowledge.
>>409479Don't forget spaghetti.
>>409660We've got plenty in our pockets, don't worry, no shortage there.
Name/Tripfags get out.REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>409700I have a reason for it PLEASE DONT SHOOT
>>409700nigga have you not paid attention? This entire thread is name and trip fags.We're meme vultures. Now, so are you. Welcome to the roost.
>>409710I just would prefer if you guys wouldn't have names, if it's for a risk quest or something I would understand but in the age of FUCKING IDS we really don't need to be namefagging or trip shit.Unless you're the QM of a shitty maid quest.
>>409700M8 seems like you in the wrong neighborhood.Better leave or get meme on.:^)
>>409720Just want to say, that's a bad ass fucking vulture.Memetus Vulturus?
>>409739Memetus Vulturus da bestestpic related
>>409737
>>409750fucking shit I didn't see the water mark. I am so sorry. I'll go kill myself.
>>409736>if it's for a risk quest or something I would understandIts for Civ quests
>>409754Use the wrong picThis is more /qst related:^)
>Caring about the cancerous people on a containment boardName and tripfags are the worst, but anyone here is the worst. There are much better places for this, and with a much less autistic community. The moment good quest writers finally leave 4chan will be a great day. I only have two quests left just waiting to be dropped and abandoned by their OP.
>>408956
>>409878Just Kidding, we love you TrickHere a cool gif if anyone need it:^)
Any word from Trick if this is continuing today?
>>409971My little birds tell me that he OP will be back soon, but then again they might all just be Velo.Not a clue.
Give me a bit I'll update.
Alright throwing up a vote while I write.>Buy a longsword (500 silver stags)>Use a practice sword
>>410271>>Buy a longsword (500 silver stags)
>>410271>Use a practice swordthen if we start to get the hang of it>Buy a longsword (500 silver stags)
>>410271>Buy a longsword (500 silver stags)
>>410271>Buy a longsword
>>410271>Use a practice sword
>>410271>Use a practice swordLet's get to know our fighting style and get a feel for the weapons before we make an investment
>>410271>Use a practice swordWe buy a better sword later, we need the best sword money can buy later
>>410281Changing to this
>>410271>Just use a dagger
We've got a couple of weeks now before our plans start to show fruition. When we get the chance we should start in on practicing alchemy (cliche I know but we should show them cannon and gunpowder) and maybe showing the good people of westeros some good fancy food
smoek weeed fuck bitches.(b)niggers(b/)
[purple]You guys are fucking communist shit heads. We need to institutionalise capitalism and rape dwarf orgies.Our first plan needs to include making tywin lannister our bitch boy [/p]
>>410344>>410349You're banned.
>>410354Thank mr QM
>>410349>>410344I thought *I* was the shitposter.I've so much to learn...Post Memetus Vulturus
>>410361
>>410361>>410369Fuck off with the Vultures you dick licking faggot.
>>410361>>410369Do someone say memes?Me, Velo will get a nice shekel from one.
>>410377file name
Dicordhttps://discord.gg/bXtnY
You grab a blunted, tourney longsword in the Winterfell courtyard and do a few practice swings with it. It's a bit heavy in your hands and you've never tried to swing a sword before, but you decide you wish to practice. You find a few Lannister guardsmen who are also focusing on keeping their skills sharp as well and ask if they would be willing to spar with you and give you a few pointers on how to fight with a sword.A few laugh at you like you're making a jest, before they realize you're being serious and call you a fucking idiot. You're some commoner bard with a smooth voice. Why the fuck would they waste time teaching you how to fight? Until one of them points out that The Imp has taken a liking to you and it's best not to start trouble with one of the lords they serve. So you eventually cowtow them into 'training' you which consists primarily of them beating you with their own weaponry while you flail uselessly. A couple of the 'nicer' ones decide to help out and critique your grip, your stance, how you swing the sword and pretty much point out how you're an idiot that doesn't know the first thing about combat.Thankfully, through all this browbeating and practice you do manage to pick up a few basic martial skills involving the sword that you incorporate into you still very flawed style of 'hack the enemy until they're dead'.Your days are spent training in the yard during the day, supping with Tyrion at night and reading until you go to bed in the servant's quarters. A few days into your impromptu sword training you notice Bran and Tommen far across the yard swinging at each other with practice swords of their own, fully armored and protected. Above them on a walkway you spot the real Arya Stark and Jon Snow watching them go at it with boyish youthfulness. If things go like they do in the book . . . yep, Bran wins the fight and what follows is a heated argument between Robb and Joffrey. You're too far away to intervene or affect it and frankly if you tried something you're afraid Joffrey might sick The Hound on you. . . .Your sword training is very brutal on your body. Bruises from where the guardsmen hit you litter your flesh and you wake up everyday feeling sore and in pain.Roll me 1d100, average of 3. This is a constitution check.
>>410436
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>410436is velo a punk bitch?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>410436MWHAHAA NAT 1
Rolled 23 (1d100)
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>410436
>>410439can't even roll life is hard
>>410441You beautiful mother fucker have a Vulutre
>>410440>>410441>>410442so that's like what 50?
>>41045449+2/3, which rounds up to 50
>>410457It's best of three doe.
>>410462>Roll me 1d100, average of 3
Despite how in pain you are, eventually over the weeks your body's muscles harden and steel themselves against the pain. You build a bit of pain tolerance and manage to get yourself out of bed everyday despite how much hurt is coursing through you. Maybe you're getting healthier? Or maybe you're just getting used to being beaten up. Whatever the case, soon the day comes where King Robert is planning to leave Winterfell and return to King's Landing. He's bringing Eddard Stark with him as his Hand and Jon Snow will soon be joining the Night's Watch.First, however, there is to be a hunt and most of the men are leaving the fortress to look for stags to kill. They gather their horses and their hunting companions and servants and head out into the wilderness.Which means Jaime is staying behind to plough Cersei and Bran will be falling to his crippling. As you walk around the keep, you spot Benjen who gives you a nod of understanding. He knows to prepare to soften the fall.So, how do you want to get involved with altering this little part of history?>What do you do today? (write-in)
>>410515>Sing "He's Ploughing a Troll" beneath the window but alter it to say he's ploughing his sister
>>410515Sing ploughing a troll to the tower.
>>410524+1 it's memy enoughjust be ready to run
>>410515We can't tell Robert what is happening, he would never believe us. He needs to find out on his own...Maybe we need to plant something that will make him question Jamie's whereabouts during the hunt?
>>410515I like >>410533this idea so far
>>410533i'll vote for the one thing that doesn't sound stupid
>>410533>>410515ThisThe song ideas will get us killed
>>410515Lets just practise sword fighting with BenjenThen we dont have to die then we try tell rob
>>410559delete this.
>>410533What do you mean by plant something?
>>410533+1
>>410571drop a hint, leave a note, tip somebody off
>>410533This might be something that changes history very much, no? Isn't that kinda dangerous for us, since changing history to much makes our knowledge utter shit the more it changes?
>>410588so what exactly needs to happen so we still have a idea of what happens next ?
>>410515Let's jsut practice our music and not change the timeline to much
How do you wish to get into King Robert's chambers while he is out hunting boars to leave your note encouraging him to suspect Jaime?>Climb in>Sneak in>Slip a message into one of his servant's pockets>Something else? (write-in)
>>410571Trick hold on a minute we started a new talk channel.But me and the guys say the note is a bad idea since going to change history and we can lose our head.So let's practice our music away from the event
>>410515We hang out near the tower and wait
>>410624>>Something else?let's not those anons are right we shouldn't change things to much
>>410624Sing about it. Straight sing it
>>410624>Back outEh, I rather not do this. The potential of getting caught leading to our death is to high.
>>410524>>410526>>410528Ploughing a troll>>410533>>410540>>410547>>410551>>410573Inform King Robert that he's getting cucked by JaimeThere's a recount for y'all
>>410624>Something else? (write-in)Yeah, miiiight not be the best idea on second thought. Maybe we should just play some bawdy songs instead...
>>410624>Something elseDon't change things too much don't sneak in off with our heads.Just practice our music away from the tower, where the event takes
>>410645+1
>>410624Yeah on second thought, I'm on the cold feet train too. This is needlessly risky and wont unearth anything Bran won't.
>>410624>Something elseDon't go with any crazy idea. Sit it out.
Wait, no. This plan is just as fucking stupid and likely to get you killed as the playing the song beneath the tower plan. So instead you'll>Be there with Benjen when the fall happens>Be far away from the old tower when the fall happens playing music>Something else? (write-in)
>>410656>Be there with Benjen when the fall happensIn a discrete location, but still close enough to see everything
>>410656>Be far away from the old tower when the fall happens playing musicNooope, not gonna be here when that happens. Let's go somewhere... not there.
>>410656>Something else Be in view of the tower, but alone in the shadows.That way we can observe without anyone noticing.
>>410656>>Be far away from the old tower when the fall happens playing musicwe did our job, let things fall where they may.
>>410656>Be far away from the old tower when the fall happens playing music
>>410656>>Be far away from the old tower when the fall happens playing musicLet Benjen do his thing. Being there would be a terrible idea.
Alright friendos. Roll me 1d100 + 20, best of 3. This is for Benjen's plan to save Bran from the fall.Try to roll high and not roll a 1.
Rolled 55 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>410695
Rolled 4 + 20 (1d100 + 20)Here goes!
Rolled 97 + 29 (1d100 + 29)>>410695
>>410703I mean you fucked up with the bonus but still, damn good roll.
>>410703This is good, so long as this doesn't get thrown out for your typo
>>410703>+29 fuck me does that still count?
>>410699Fuck, i need to stop rolling this thread, they've all been shit so far.
>>410703>that rollWe're changing history lads
>>410699Welcome to the bad roller club! Tuesday is cake day.
>>410728You better fucking have cake for us tomorrow.
>>410728>>410752Yes, i will have cake. This anon promises.
>>410761Are you in the club? I THINK NOT!btw discordhttps://discord.gg/VXUvp
>>410761Make sure their no cum in that cake. We can't suffer the same fate as /k brownies
>>410766Oh, i'm in the club. I'm just quiet about it.
>>410773not you. him >>410752I messed up.
>>410769Fuck, imma eat the cake too, there just be chocolate in it.
>>410781Yes I Am>>408399>>408379
>>410789ah. Bring cake.
>>410794I better get extra for that fuckup
You think you'll let Benjen handle this part. Instead of getting involved personally, you place yourself on the opposite side of The Old Tower in Winterfell, strumming your lute and practice singing 'Ploughing a Troll' for when you play it at Cersei and Jaime's execution.You sigh. You probably just changed the course of events of A Song of Ice and Fire so majorly that your future knowledge is null and void. With a twinge of regret you rue how you didn't capitalize on that information to make yourself rich and powerful – but Bran doesn't deserve to lose his legs. No, you're proud of what you did. You just scored a major victory for the Starks here at Winterfell. You relax, basking in your oncoming and inevitable victory. Until you hear the yelling.“MAESTER!” Benjen's voice, screaming at the top of his lungs. “MAEEEEESTER!” You hear the rolling of wheels. Time to check on the 'fall' out of your actions. Hah, that's a good one. You rush from where you sit against a wall in the courtyard and follow the sound of The First Ranger's voice as well as the rest of the commoners flocking to the source of commotion. Eventually you spy the scene from over the shoulder of the master of horse here at Winterfell. Benjen pushes a cart filled with hay and one small auburn haired child through the crowd, who make a wide berth for the agitated Crow.“Nuncle, I'm fine. I don't need to see Maester Luwin,” Bran comments from the hay pile. He tries to get up out of the cart, but Benjen pushes the little lord back down. “You fell from a tower, Bran. Do not argue with me. The Maester is seeing your leg. Do you know what could have happened?” Benjen asks, a combination of anger and worry in his voice. “It's just a sprain,” Bran whines. >Follow Benjen and the cart>Go back to the Old Tower>Ask Bran what he saw >Ask Benjen what he saw>Something else? (write-in)
>>410848>Something else? (write-inallow events to unfold. if they want us, they'll find us.
>>410848>Follow Benjen and the cart
>>410851get's my vote
>>410851Good idea +1 Maybe find Tyrion?
>>410848>Go back to the Old Tower
>>410848>Follow Benjen and the cartplay something soothing
>>410851+1
>>410848>Something else? (write-in)Benjen can open that letter we gave him now.
>>410851This. Ned's going to be back at any moment too, don´t want to die just yet.
>>410851Supporting this
>>410851This
>>410851Smart choice
Really our knowledge still has some place to play with all of this, mostly for events that happen outside of the War of the Five Kings. Our knowledge of the White Walkers and of Dany's efforts across the Narrow Sea are still quite applicable.
So was saving Brans legs worth not knowing anything about the new future?Should have just let the events happen how they were suppose to and kept the advantage of knowing the future.
>>411029True. But now we'll have the trust of the Starks once everything goes down.
You let Benjen past you and the rest of the shocked and scared household as he rushes towards the Maester's Tower.You smile to yourself. You did good. You stand among the murmuring smallfolk – already beginning to rumor monger about what just happened and what fantastical preceding events could have caused such a spectacle. Some insist Bran just fell because at some point the lordling was going to make a misstep during his climbing sprees. Others argue Bran is too natural a climber and would never fall of his own accord.Suddenly however, in the wake of the same trail Benjen and his cart came by, you spot Jaime Lannister – The Kingslayer. His white cloak billows behind him. Gleaming golden armor catches the sun almost as handsomely as the light that shines upon his handsome features. He strides forward powerfully and angrily – dragging two people with him by their arms. One looks to be a peasant girl and the other you recognize as one of the Lannister guardsmen who you 'sparred' with during your sword training. Jaime Lannister spots Jory Cassel, the captain of Winterfell's household guard who has recently emerged onto the scene as well at the behest of some informer. Jaime hauls the two commoners along beside him as he approaches the guard captain. “What seems to be the problem, Ser?” Cassel asks as the member of the Kingsguard approaches. Jory's hand rests on the pommel of his sword.The Lannister knight thrusts the two individuals forward with an angry huff and begins to explain.“These two idiots almost got Lord Stark's secondborn son killed.” Wait . . . what?“And how did they manage that?” Jory asks with a squint.“They were fucking in a tower.” What? You look between the two faces of the man and woman Jaime is holding in an iron grip. Both of them look guilty and very, very scared. “Your charge was climbing and managed to spy them in the act. They scared him and he lost his grip.”“I assume you witnessed this, Ser?” Jory inquires further.“Yes. As did the Queen, my sister, who I was escorting as she walked across the grounds.”Jory sighs. “Alright, I'll put them in a cell into the King and Lord Stark returns.”This . . . doesn't sound right. >Go to the old tower>Go to the Maester's Tower>Speak up (say what)>Just wait>Something else? (write-in)
>>411029Yes. We still know he needs to make his way to the Three Eyed Raven, we know that all of the Stark kids are wargs and can help them with training as well. He has seen the twincest and can oust the kids of Robert which prevents Sansa from losing Lady and from Arya losing Nymeria.Just to confirm our goal was to save all the dire wolves right?
>>411054>Go to the Maester's TowerWe need to get Bran's story.
>>411059+1
>>411054>Go to the Maester's Tower
>>411054supporting >>411059
>>411059This
>>411054>Go to the Maester's TowerThey are so putting some small folk under the buss until they kill bran arent they?
>>411054>Go to the old towerLook for clues, Bran's story will still be there as he is alive, this might be the only chance we have to check the actual sceneDO NOT GO TO THE MEASTER'S TOWER, wait for word to come from Eddard about a meeting
>>411083Changing to this
>>411083+1
>>411054I'll change my vote from >>411075 to >>411083.
>>411054Find Bran before he's executed.He can identify who pushed him from the tower.
>>411054 changing>>411065to >>411083It's safer
>>411083Changing to this from this>>411068>>411054
It's weird existing as a meme
>>411111Nice quints attention whore.
>>411111>quintswell that can't be right
>>411111Velo, you've returned to us. My king
>>411111Do you regret it?
>>411128discord chat for velohttps://discord.gg/VXUvp
Alright fuck it you're going to the Old Tower. If I miscounted you can all go fuck yourselves.Roll me 1d100, best of 3. This is a search check.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>411134Here's hoping for a good roll.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>411134
>>411134
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>411134nat 1 nat 1 nat1
>>411054Bran is now under threat of assassination. We need to foil the assassination attempt via proxy preferably. Tell Benjie to set a trap and explain how genes work.
>>411134Velo pls atleast vote yourself
>>411128> All the quest> none of the effort I'll survive methinks
>>410354no I am not
>>411175no Elinor tho
>>411182Christ she barely had a character yet. You guys will attach onto anything with a pair of tits and treats the MC decently.
>>411054I'm pretty sure he is fabricating a story there for when Bran is dead.
>>411193yes so
>>411193Truer words were never spoken. They do it to a suicidal degree. It would be hilarious to see it bite them in the ass though. I really was hoping Elinor was a spy pretending to like us for personal gain.
>>411213She was definitely feeding Marge info.
>>411217Yea, I'm pretty sure she was.You don't speak about spies to a ditzy handmaiden.
No. You have to investigate. That can't be what happened. While everyone is focused on the spectacle before them you rush back across Winterfell towards the Broken Tower. The one Bran climbed and fell from. You look for the door at the base of the spire and when you check the portal thankfully it is unlocked. You rush up the stairs and stride into the room that Jaime and Cersei were supposed to be shagging inside.You immediately smell the odors that accompany coitus – so someone was definitely fucking. You search it thoroughly and find the smallclothes of a woman. Upon examination of it however you determine it is definitely not something you'd ever imagine Cersei would wear under her royal outfit. It seems scratchy and poorly made – a commoner's under garments. Like that of the peasant woman you saw Jaime accusing. You go to where Bran stood on the ledge only to be pushed to his crippling -- at least as it happened in the novel. Staring over the edge you see a chunk of stone has broken off from the tower and shattered upon falling to the ground. Looking at the chunk missing from the window ledge Bran must have been standing on and you put two and two together. For some odd reason, unlike in the novel, the ledge Bran was on was loose and he must have accidentally pulled that section of stone off the tower while scrambling for purchase after being spooked by the act of sex he witnessed, but couldn't properly comprehend. You sigh out. Shit. Jaime was also fully armored when you saw him a moment ago and this event couldn't have happened more than few minutes prior to your investigation. You doubt Jaime could have re-dressed and donned his armor after shagging his sister so quickly, while also finding two scapegoats. He'd also have to have . . . well, maybe Cersei could have planted the smallclothes here but where would she get . . . FUCK! How did this happen? You fold your arms across your chest and grimace as you pace.You catch your breath before you hyperventilate and ponder on what your next step is going to be.>Find out what Bran witnessed>Find out what Benjen witnessed>Try to talk to the jailed commoners>Something else? (write-in)
>>411311>Find out what Bran witnessedbut incognito with disguise
>>411311Get rid of the obviously fabricated evidence.
>>411311>Something else? (write-in)Wait outside winterfell gates to be called for
>>411311>>411323this seems a good bet
>>411323Seconding this, we still managed to prevent his fall at least, I am really glad we didn't go about trying to warn anyone about them shagging as that would have quickly turned awkward. At least we still know the kids are illegitimate.
>>411311We already cant see the future properly? Because we sang a few songs and talked to the Starks?What a fucking shit QM, just fucking stop posting you stupid cunt.
>>411323>>411320And this. Make sure no one sees us, like, hell, maybe climb out the window too.
>>411320>>411323these two get my vote!
>>411342Hey you fucking asshole why don't you go fuck yourself. I'm the best QM ever and you're just a stupid hater.
>>411351thx for being the authoritarian that I need
>>411323>>411320This QMI'm Velo
>>411351>>411350Stale meme. Christ run it into the ground why don't you.
>>411311Well, for one we know their story doesn't hold water because you can't see into the fucking tower from the grounds, because otherwise the two of them would have been caught in the first place.Next we should get to Bran, because let's be honest, somebody's gonna try and kill somebody pretty soon.
>>411351winner of the shit posting contest! >>411354Oh wait! The challenger hits back furiously!
>>411317+Tell Benjen to guard Bran himself because he's in danger
>>411358Actually, let Benjie do that since we can't fight for shit and an exile might just get charged for murder.
Good thing we never specified who made him fall. That really would have been awful. As is, we can just play it off like our visions don't always give perfect details of events. Being vague is better for us in the long run when we can.
Clearly something has to be done to protect the library
>>411317>>411365Talk to Bran>>411320>>411343>>411350>>411355Dispose of peasant woman's smallclothes.>>411323>>411330>>411336>>411343>>411350>>411355Wait outside Winterfell Gates to be called forSo I'm definitely writing for waiting outside the Winterfell Gates but I want to be extremely sure about the other thing.>Dispose of the peasant woman's smallclothes (Y/N)
>>411408No... Because us doing that requires a dice roll...which we could fail
>>411408>Dispose of the peasant woman's smallclothes (Y)
>>411408Y But make sure no one sees us doign it. Maybe burn it be like "too keep warm".
Rolled 44, 23, 83, 50, 6, 38, 81, 78, 44, 39, 75, 93, 33, 68, 2, 20, 28, 18, 90, 1, 98, 59, 6, 77, 50 = 1204 (25d100)>>411408Yes
>>411408N if it requires a dice roll, Y otherwise.
>>411408>Yes
>>411408>NAre we even sure of who was up here?
>>411413>>411437>>411424No >>411415>>411419>>411422>>411430Yes
I'd say this is a bad idea.
Your fate has been sealed.
>>411452If it's not too late, I vote no. This is a terrible idea.
Why are we disposing of the small clothes? Like at all, we already came to the conclusion that Jamie couldn't have changed into his armor fast enough
>>411473Did we? Pretty sure he is not walking around in full plate armour though.Also, you can't see into the tower from the ground. Especially if you're fucking.
>>411473Don't mean shit. He could'a had his dick sucked with his armor still one.
>>411482>>411311>You sigh out. Shit. Jaime was also fully armored when you saw him a moment ago and this event couldn't have happened more than few minutes prior to your investigation. You doubt Jaime could have re-dressed and donned his armor after shagging his sister so quickly, while also finding two scapegoats.
Well as long as brandy don't get killed, it's a win for us.It's not like we lack hard evidence.
>>411518Eh?
You gather the peasant woman's smallclothes into a bundle and take it with you as you descend the tower. You exit and look around, paranoid, for anyone who might be spying on you. Thankfully you are alone and think no one is coming to investigate. Probably taking The Kingslayer at his word. You rush across the grounds of Winterfell, spotting a small contingent of guards along the way. You recognize Cayn among them. Thankfully he doesn't recognize you as he is too focused on his duties. They make their way to the broken tower, just a little too slow compared to you.You stuff the smallclothes into the saddlebag on your horse. You're quite thankful Tyrion has been paying for the stabling and feeding of your steed. Although he's also covering the cost of stabling and feeding you so maybe you don't exactly have your priorities in order.After that bit of business is dealt with you decide to wait outside by the gates of Winterfell until someone - most likely Benjen - feels like contacting you. There's a guard posted there by the gate and you sidle up to him, warming yourself by his fire.“You're that William Speare guy, aren't ya?” he asks, inspecting your face. You nod your head as you rub your hands while they warm up. “Mind singing me that song about winter coming?”You sigh, before whipping out your lute to oblige him. . . .You find yourself waiting by the gate for many hours, entertaining the various guards that change position every so often. Some of them more attentive and focused on their duties than others. Only once it is starting to get dark does a man atop the wall call out that The King and all those who accompanied him on the hunt are returning. The portcullis opens and soon Eddard Stark will be riding right by you.>Hold position, he won't notice you>Scram (where?)>Something else? (write-in)
>>411537>>Hold position, he won't notice youLike Benjen said earlier, we are wearing different clothes and we shouldn't be recognizable.
>>411537Scram to the Smoking Log!
>>411537Dig a hole and hide in it, fucking quickly.
>>411537>Hold position, he won't notice youSo long as we ain't in banished turf we're just fine.Otherwise just walking into a back Street while they pass.
>>411537>Scram (where?)Quick to the Smoking Log
>>411537>HoldWe are outside the city so we are honouring our end of the deal. We didn't do anything wrong.
>>411537Go for a brief ride and actually dispose of those clothes, we don't want them on us.
>>411547We were technically banished from Winter Town as well
>>411537>Hold position, he won't notice you
>>411537>Scram (where?)The Smoking Log
>>411537Pretend to need to go take a piss to move away from the gate. Dispose of the clothes during said piss break.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>411542>>411547>>411549>>411555>>411558Hold position>>411544>>411548>>411556Scram to The Smoking Log>>411545Act like a retard.Alright, holding position wins.Roll me 1d100, best of 3. This is a disguise check.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>411569
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>411569
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>411569nat 1 nat 1
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>411569
Rolled 1 (1d001)>>411569
>>411577You're banned
>>411575President of the bad rollers club my ass
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>411569
>>411578You can't stop me. It's decent bait. Got you last time.
>>411579I'm sorry I have failed.>>411580Welcome to the bad roller club! Cake day is Tuesday.
>>411544This
>>411587>Welcome to the bad roller club! Cake day is Tuesday.I'm already in it I believe. I was the one who rolled that 1 back during the treat the toe roll
You stand there, playing your lute as you feel yourself begin to sweat in nervous anticipation as the clomping of horse hooves sound louder and louder with each passing second. You nearly shit your breeches in terror as Eddard Stark is the first rider through the gates. He speeds past you into the courtyard however – more concerned with some dire news. Probably heard his second born son fell out of a tower. Regardless he didn't notice you which is very good. Seems like he truly didn't even pay you a small fraction of his attention – even without shaving off all your blonde hair. He probably thinks you just another blonde-haired hanger on the Lannisters brought with them from the South. As the Warden of the North dismounts and stomps through the snow with audible crunches, the rest of the procession follows him in his wake. Robb Stark, King Robert Baratheon, Joffrey Baratheon, Sandor Clegane. They all stream in through the gates – a few dead boars being carried by the servants and attendees to the royal hunters.Despite it being night time, Winterfell is abuzz with activity due to the seemingly horrid news of some tragic accident. Even though you're sure he'll calm down once he realizes Bran made it out relatively scott free – the panic of the initial reaction is still probably settling in and will take awhile to be banished from Eddard's visage completely. As for yourself, it seems Benjen hasn't tried to contact you at all in all this time. The portcullis is currently open and you think you could manage to slip out if you wanted . . . but what do you want to do right now? You've partially succeeded at what you were trying to accomplish, so your next tentative step is up in the air.>Dispose of the smallclothes fully. (how)>Meet up with Benjen to talk>Attend to Tyrion as his personal singer>Abandon Winterfell>Something else? (write-in)
Rolled 97, 89, 73, 28, 9, 18, 1, 42, 58, 75, 85, 13, 98, 84, 53, 32, 42, 35, 36, 77, 31, 71, 75, 66, 13 = 1301 (25d100)>>411608You don't belong with us.
>>411624>Dispose of the smallclothes fully. (how)Throw out the portcullis or burn in someones fire
>>411624>Meet up with Benjenhe's cute
>>411624>Attend to Tyrion as his personal singer
>>411624Dispose of the smallclothes by fire. Whatever is closest that doesn't have anyone around. Then go find Tyrion. Ben is probably too busy with Ned.
>>411624You know, we could find the accused lady and ask if those were her smallclothes. It's not as if lords need evidence anyhow and fucking in a secluded place isn't against the law.
>>411636this
>>411624>Dispose of the smallclothes fully. (how)>Attend to Tyrion as his personal singerJust dump them in a fire or throw them in the moat
>>411636This>>411624>Dispose of the smallclothes fully. (how)Just throw it into a fire
You know, if we want to fuck with the Lannisters, we could just keep the smallclothes and leave them hanging from Jamie's door.
>>411648I too sometimes wish for the sweet release of deathNot today
>>411648Still wanna go to Tyrion but THIS. THIS.
>>411648Ha ha No
>>411648How about no >:^(
>>411660Even better, tell Tyrion to swing them around where her sister can see and she will go to a frothing rage.
>>411648God damnit. We've gotten this far through sheer stupidity. Let's be stupid again. Voting for this.
>>411624>Dispose of the smallclothes fully. (Fire)>Attend to Tyrion as his personal singer
>>411633>>411637>>411644>>411646>>411673Dispose of smallclothes>>411636>>411640>>411642>>411644>>411646>>411673Go to Tyrion>>411648>>411660>>411668Give Jaime shit and maaaaaaaaybe get yourself killedI'll let you do the first two because I'm so nice.
>>411648Jamie is just going to see them and realize that someone is trying to fuck with him, being more on alert.And then he is just going to burn them or put them back.If we could even pull it off in the first place.
>>411674Surely a handsome knight such as him receives smallclothes from ladies all the time!
Roll me 1d100, average of 3. This is a hide check
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>411684I have a bad feeling about this
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>411684TIME TO REDDEM MY SELF!
Rolled 58 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>411684Alright.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>411684
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>411684
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>411684
>>411689>>411690>>411691>47I mean, at least we won't die.
>>411703we just have to hope ed boy rolls low
After the procession of royalty passes you, a sinking feeling of dread enters your bones. You want those smallclothes gone permanently. You rush to your horse and take a whole saddle bag with you – the one containing the female's undergarments. You rush around looking for some place out of the way to throw this piece of clothing on a fire, but whenever you think you find an abandoned cookpit and some privacy to remove and discard the evidence a guard walks around the corner or some drunken member of the household stumbles over to where you are. No matter how hard you try or where you look you can't get a moment alone without being under someone's watchful eyes. Unless . . . the library! There's a fireplace and Maester Luwin should be busy acting mother hen to Bran. Which means if you're lucky the place will be empty.You rush across the grounds and up the stairs to the second floor. You peer around the many bookshelves, looking for Tyrion but even he seems to be out at the moment. Probably drinking, whoring or both.Alone you gather some firewood into the bottom of the smokestack and strike up a roaring fire to serve as a disposal for the hot item you're currently carrying.Once the fire begins raging, you pull the underwear out of your horse's saddle bag and chuck it in. The fire explodes at access to consuming the new fuel, eating it greedily. You nod your head in satisfaction – that's one complication dealt – “What are you doing?!” Tyrion demands as ascends the final stair to the second floor. His eyes dart to the still roaring fire, one unrecognizable chunk of feminine clothing still visible to him as he approaches. “What was that?”>Uhhhh, nothing!>Evidence I wanted to throw away>Something else? (write-in)
>>411770>>Something else? (write-in)M'lady wet clothes
going to take a wild guess and say that we just fucked with his plans
>>411770>I'm using the fire for my visions
>>411770>Evidence I wanted to throw awayEvidence I banged a maid, so moped up my seed and disposed of the rag... Atleast I think she was maid
>>411770>Something else? (write-in)"I'm autistic and those clothes had cooties."
>>411785backing this
>>411785+1
pull out your best bullshit boys and pray to the dice gods to forgive your sins
>>411785Backing thisMine was >>411776 the same thing but this has more detail.>>411770
>>411786delete this
>>411797Too close to home?
>>411797Struck a nerve there huh?
>>411800>>411802To be fair this is a quest run by an autist copied from a bigger autist played by people who are just scraping the barrel for content now
Roll me 1d100 +1, best of three. This is a bluff check.
>>411800>>411802Shit posters ty harder. I'm invested in the character, don't wanna die this earliy. The game hasn't even begun
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>411807
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>411807nat 1
>>411804Stop bitching Velo
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>411808I thought you fags on discord were the self proclaimed shitposters.>>411807
Rolled 92 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>411807
>>411814But think of the children...
Rolled 82 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>411807
>>411816Get cockblocked bitch.
>>411815thank you thank you
>>411808Ur the shit poster here u shit post
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>411807Nat 1 overrides all rolls
>>411814Also I decided I'm going to be running from where we left off on the Original shakespeare, albeit this time the shit posting will be through the roof but I'm ready coach Sometime within the next 12 hours will be the start, rehashed a lot of ideas for the future of the original Awaken in Westeros so we'll see how it goes.
>>411830someone's not been in the discord channel.
>>411833You mean Isaac?
>>411833No one is gonna play you railroading cuck
so if you guys had to guess how good is his detec lies bonus?
>>411838Isaac of House Shakespeare yeah
>>411838Or did you forget what you copied...?
>>411846When was Isaac a member of House Shakespeare?
>>411847The entire discussion before the thread imploded was about naming him house shakespeare you dunce
>>411846>>411843>>411833Salty as fuckAnd you are the one copying Shakespeare you cuck.
>>411852Salt has reached unhealthy levels lemme tell you
>>411847Only some shytposters claimed that in game he claimed to be from nowhere
>>411851Need to re-hydrate you're so salty.
>>411851>you dunceWOAH BRO!I was trying to keep things civil but you crossed a fucking line.No one remembers the discussion before the thread imploded because it imploded you dingbat.
>>411858stop shitposting and post updates you fucking idiot
>>411854Where is the salt coming from?The fact that your name is laughingstock?Or that your quest got cucked out from under you with your own permission.Or the fact that this reboot is arguably way better written and interesting than yours, where yours only had the waifu bullshit?
>>411854>>411851>>411846>>411843>>411833>>411820It's the true VeloCheck the Trips of both and it's a match>>396067
We need to figure out a way so that Tyrion still meets Bronn. It wont be as much fun being at Tyrions side with out him
Just realised he thinks we are from north of the wall...where we burn ducking everything...so this can't really see that odd.
>>411867What is salt may never die
NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT NERD FIGHT
>>411854
>>411867No shit Sherlock.
>>411874What is this? A meme for ants?
“Just throwing away some evidence I fucked a maid. At least . . . I think she was a maid.” Tyrion squints at you in confusion. “Why do you need to hide the fact that you fucked a serving girl.”“I stained her . . . clothes. I thought –”“Nevermind!” Tyrion shouts, waving his hands, signaling you to stop. “I realize I no longer care about this. Whatever Northern or barbarian cultural tick this is I do not wish to learn about it.”You smile at Tyrion. Good . . . seems like he probably isn't the one responsible for planting this in the tower if he was that quick to accept your bullshit. “So,” Tyrion begins speaking. “I'm glad to have found you, despite interrupting your . . . nocturnal activities. I need to tell you some important information that affects the future our potential . . . relationship. When the Royal train leaves tomorrow for King's Landing I will instead be heading to the Wall with Benjen Stark – the First Ranger – and his nephew – the Bastard of Winterfell, Jon Snow. I've read a few . . . Northern fairy tales about its construction and wish to see it with my own eyes. You're invited to accompany me and I promise you more gold from myself personally than you will ever see relying on the good will of strangers in the South.""Seeing as you are practically a native I would love to hear your perspective on the subject of the lands beyond the wall as we travel. I will . . . understand, however if you wish to stay far away from the Night's Watch considering your status as a wildling or . . . near wildling. If that is to be the case, then please – I would appreciate hearing you play one last time at breakfast tomorrow before we part ways. You'll get a chance to eat with the Queen herself – my sister.”He smiles widely at you, like you would actually enjoy getting a chance to play for Queen Cersei. Y'know, maybe any other bard would love the prospect of impressing her but the situation is a lot more dicey for you.>I'll accompany you to the wall>I'm heading to King's LandingAND>I'd love to play for your sister at breakfast tomorrow>Unfortunately I have to decline your offer
>I'll accompany you to the wall>I'd love to play for your sister at breakfast tomorrow
>>411913>>I'll accompany you to the wallmention you have forgotten quite a bit from home as you have been beyond the wall for a while.>>I'd love to play for your sister at breakfast tomorrow
>>411913To the wallMight as well play for the cunt
>>411913>>I'll accompany you to the wall>>I'd love to play for your sister at breakfast tomorrow
>>411913>I'll accompany you to the wallGive a pass on the Queen bit though... Ned might be about. Besides don't want here poaching me do you.Make it a friendly thibg
>>411913>I'll accompany you to the wallmention you'd prefer if he keep your origin a secret for the time being>I'd love to play for your sister at breakfast tomorrow
>>411913I'll accompany you to the wall.We MUST speak to the maester and Jon.Maybe even the lord commander
>>411913>I'll accompany you to the wall>I'd love to play for your sister at breakfast tomorrow
Well it's pretty fucking unanimous.
>>411934As opposed to what, rejecting what you're flat out suggesting to us as the only substantial action...
Welp Ned is going see us you all know right....
>>411913We should ask him what style of music he'd like us to play. Something tells me if we play something like https://youtu.be/eJlN9jdQFSc she might be uber pissed.
>>411937Be quiet Velo
>>411939backing this.Last thing we want to do is piss off Circi
>>411934I vote that we sing something from The Hobbit soundtrack.I See Fire is a nice meme.
>>411937Could of gone to Kings Landing to work on messing with events there is perfectly valid too.
>>411947Actually, when winter comes should do nicely if ned is there. He knows of our talent and that song is ultra prophetic.
>>411951Should we have BJ to make sure there's a stark man watching over when Sansa and Dipshit go for a walk in order to prevent her wolf from getting killed?
>>411958Or has that happened already?
Just remind tyrion we are banished
How about we play sweet child o mine? Circi will think we're talking about her kids. She loves her kids.
>>411947FUCK OFF NAMEFAGKILL YOURSELF
>>411937>As opposed to what, masking yourself as a player in order to offer 'suggestions' in the way you want to go...FTFY
>>411983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4+1 Sweet Child O' Mine
>>411985enter the discord chat fago
>>411989YOU DON'T NEED A TRIP
>>411991Trips fo lyfe.
>>411991Think you're tough? Come on Discord
>>411991nigga no one cares but yo salty beef jerky ass, sit down.
>>411913If we go to the wall and Ned goes to KL will we later get to KL in time to stop Ned from being honourable to Circe?
“I'll accompany you to the Wall,” you nod. “And I'll play for your sister tomorrow.”Tyrion gives you a smarmy nod before delving into his coin pouch and tossing three gold dragons to you. “Good man,” he comments simply. The two of you retire to reading late into the dead of night before you finally go to bed. Tyrion withdraws to his exquisitely furnished guestroom laid out for nobility while you're stuck sleeping in the servants quarters again. . . . You get up early the next morning and quickly wash off all the dirt, grime and sweat that has stuck to your body in your extreme exertions of effort the past day. You want to smell and look as good as possible to impress the royal family.Tyrion finds you while you're still half-dressed and gestures with his head for you to hurry up. You ready yourself in a newly washed entertainer's outfit and comb through your hair with your fingers. Winterfell is a buzzing hive of activity as King Robert's people rush to pack everything back in the carriages for their departure today.Following the half-man into The Great Hall you pass the rows of trestle tables where the King's company sup before they begin their lengthy journey back to the Capital.Sitting upon the raised stone platform at the head of the Hall you spot The Kingslayer, Queen Cersei, Prince Tommen and Princess Myrcella. Tyrion gives his family a friendly wave which elicits smiles from all their faces – except Cersei, who frowns at him and even deeper once she notices he's bringing you as well. They aren't sitting at the center – reserved for the King or the Lord of Winterfell. They sit near the edge of the raised platform – bust still quite obviously above the rest of their servants and underlings.Tyrion, upon mounting the platform with a big step considering his stubby legs, gestures to you.
Rolled 1, 1 + 9 = 11 (2d001 + 9)>>412017
Rolled 85, 49 = 134 (2d100)>>412017
Rolled 35, 38 + 9 = 82 (2d100 + 9)>>412017
>>412019Explain the trip, please.
Rolled 44, 98 + 9 = 151 (2d100 + 9)>>412017
“William the Bard,” he introduces you simply. “He is a singer I have recently recruited into my retinue and I wish for my wonderful siblings – and niece and nephew,” at mentioning them he playfully grabs at Myrcella's cheek, causing her to giggle, “to hear the melodious sounds he is capable of producing. As a gift from me to my family before we part ways.”Jaime, chewing a piece of bacon, puts a hand on his knee and cock his head as he studies his little brother with surprise at that announcement. “Part ways?” he asks incredulously.“Oh yes,” Tyrion confirms, taking a seat. “I intend to go see the Wall.”“You aren't thinking of taking the black now are you?” Jaime inquires with a laugh.“Oh, please. The whores would go begging from Casterly Rock to Dorne –”“Don't speak such filth in front of the children,” Cersei chides her younger brother, practically covering Prince Tommen's ears.“Well unlike the rest of you I find the Wall too fascinating a structure to not see it myself. It is the greatest man-made structure ever created. But since the rest of you are content to return to King's Landing without expanding your horizons I figure I'd at least treat you to something new. Prepare yourselves for an auditory experience. Will, take it away,” he raises his hand and gestures for you to begin.
>>412018You scared the Shit out of me anon
>>412021>Name???
>>412025That was a good roll I had, it better still count
https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQWe need to play this to Tyrion at some point.
>>412025+1 Sweet Child O' Mine
>>412027I AM the cancer. hence the name.
>>412035Ah, no names thank you.
>>412025Guns n' Roses might be more fitting for the Tyrells, but it might be appreciated by the Lannisters.
>>412036you can fuck with us all you like but ya' don't mess with our God Emperor.
>>412039You can stop namefagging anytime now.>>412035Cancer isn't a plague dumbass. I can understand how you have trouble with that with your seemingly low IQ.
>>412035man, FUCK namefags, fucking attention whores...
>>412039What?
Rolled 53, 8 = 61 (2d100)>>412025Rock their socks offI See Fire - Ed
>>412044We did the roll already, just need the song... I GUESS we can use this... it's got dragons, dragons come eventually.
>>412045Why do you have a name, by the way?
>>412019>>412024best of three with +9 so that's a 94 and a 107 is that correct?
>>412050Yes that's what Trick say in discord>201 Our best roll yet
>>412050correct
>>412054>Inky !!sYlgjlBz4YwPlease explain
>>412044I'll put my vote behind this
You guys know who we are right?PaleBlondAppear nakedCan rock the socks off the court Avid bullshitter
>>411983>>411989Sweet child o mine>>412044>>412058I see fire and that one Johnny cash guy
>>412061>Plague Please explain
>>412061sweet child of mine.
>>412067>Lord AutisticOh, another one. There's no point in you using a name. Please give me a valid reason why or remove it
>>412070>pic related
>>412070im president of the bad roller club. Having a name is easier than reading the id. Have a nice day :)
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>412073>Bad roller clubIt's RNG dumbass. You aren't special.
>>412073>Having a name is easier than reading the idAh, no. You see, 4chan X automatically colours the ID. Thus making it easier for people to keep track of you, and eliminating the need for a name.So you no longer need a name! You're welcome.>>412071Sorry? That doesn't explain why you need to use a name.
>>412074welcome to the club
>>412071>pic related>He posted as he replied to himYou aren't taking your own advice. You aren't very good at this are you?
>>412077you an aussie too?
>>412078This isn't /int/, my friend, please remain on-topic - preferably without a name.
>>412074>>412075It makes people more united and happy. Also if I changed my name waited a half an hour my id would not be near each other. Thus you would have to scroll up to see my id :)
>>412078Nah American.Going to vote Hillary in the general election. Can't have that oompa loompa looking motherfucker in office. Only a retard would want that yeah?
>>412080topic happens to be a quest look at this person not taking his own advice. Trick please post...
>>412081>It makes people more united and happyNo, you quite clearly stand out from the rest.>Also if I changed my name waited a half an hour my id would not be near each otherYou can hover over the ID to find how many posts have been made by each user, and then click on it to highlight those posts. This way, it's quite simple to find the same user within a thread.Please remember that 4chan is a largely anonymous community, and that using a name for no other reason than to stand out is very disruptive.
>>412084>look at this person not taking his own advice.Ah, you see, certain meta topics are allowed on every board. Such as users refusing to follow the community's unspoken rules.Please, just take the name off. You have an ID, you are unique enough as you are.
>>412084>Trick please post...>>412025Hey famalam could we put the quest on hold until this namefagging problem gets taken care of? I feel like it should be a priority.
When we stand on top of the wall, I say we try to summon the gods of metal with our music.