B-U-M-P

>>405099
>>Easy! We'll just cross the river, run like fucking hell, then pass the angry Russians, and escape the barrage of bullets headed our way!
Sorry QM missed it.
Might want to link it in the other thread

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>405099
>>...Who said we're going back yet? We still need to get to the anti-air, and fuck up some soviets!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go back.
2=Anti-Air

"Nope, we've gotta still take care of the anti-air, then we'll talk about escaping."

"Well... It's not too far away, I think the general put it right by the river."

"Which side?!"

"This one, don't worry."

"Alright... So here's the plan..."

Actions.

>I'll put on the dead comissar's uniform, then the two of us will walk over to the Anti-Air, and hopefully get close enough to attack.
>...Easy! We'll rush them in one of the trucks!
>...We'll disguise ourselves and get in the trucks.
>We'll blow them up with our howitzer!
>Write-In

>>405373
>>...Easy! We'll rush them in one of the trucks!

>>405373
>...Easy! We'll rush them in one of the trucks

"We'll get in the trucks, and rush them!"

"Oh. I call shotgun!"

"...If you want to be smothered up to me, go ahead."

"O-oh, never mind then."

Actions.

>You can drive, though. I'll just get in the back.
>I'll drive and you get in the back, alright?
>...Why the fuck don't you want to be smothered up next to me?
>Write-In

>>405427
>>I'll drive and you get in the back, alright?

>>405427
>You can drive, though. I'll just get in the back.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Drive.
2=Back

"Yeah, alright. I'll drive then."

"Alright, I guess I'll get in the back."

You start driving towards the Anti-Air encampment... Roll me a 1d20+2 for how fast you can rush.

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541

Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405541

14+2=16

Good Success!

You find the keys to a truck, switch the ignition on, and start driving towards the camp, hitting 50 miles per hour easily. You come up to the camp, and one of the guards motions for you to stop.

Actions.

>...Jump out of the truck and grab him. (Agility)
>Swerve to avoid! (Agility)
>Red makes it only go faster! Run him over! (Agility)
>Stop the truck and go through examination. You'll totally pass.
>Yell for the werewolf conscript to jump out and take care of the other conscript.
>Write-In

>>405614
>>Swerve to avoid! (Agility)

>>405614
>Red makes it only go faster! Run him over! (Agility)

Waiting five more minutes.

>>405614
>>Red makes it only go faster! Run him over! (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20+2 to go faster!

Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405663

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405663

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405663

13+2=15

Good Success!

The truck runs over the conscript, and you continue driving, ramming into a few more conscripts before coming to a stop. You kick the door off the truck and get out. Around you, conscripts run for their rifles, shovels, or anything to defend themselves, while the gunners on the anti-air draw their pistols.

Actions.

>We come in peace! By that, I mean get the fuck out of my camp! (Intimidation, VERY HARD)
>...Find the nearest human and proceed to step one... Murdering time. (Strength)
>...You should probably find a way to terrify them. Maybe an ear-piercing roar might get them to flee. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Draw your machine guns and open fire! (Machinegunning, HARD)
>...Please don't shoot? (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In

>>405727
>>...You should probably find a way to terrify them. Maybe an ear-piercing roar might get them to flee. (Intimidation, HARD)
REEE NORMIES

>>405727
>>...You should probably find a way to terrify them. Maybe an ear-piercing roar might get them to flee. (Intimidation, HARD)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! COMMIES GET OUT OF MY KINGDOM!

Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>405759

19+2=21

Great Success!

You unleash a roar which sends a few conscripts to their knees, and some slight blood trickles out from their ears.

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KINGDOM YOU COMMUNIST PINKOS!"

The conscripts start fleeing, while one of the commissars attempts to regain order, staying behind. Eventually his men all make a run for the forest.

The commissar decides to say something.
"...So..."

Actions.

>...I recommend you run really, really fast. I think my compatriot is hungry.
>Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?
>...So. How's your day going?
>Write-In

>>405799
>Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?

>>405799
>>Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?

"Hey, conscript! How would you like to eat someone?"

"What?"

You motion your head towards the commissar.

"...I'm just going to start running now."

"No, no. Hang on, I've gotta teach him."

"Why do I have to eat people?"

Actions.

>You'll die if you don't, and it's actually quite fun and tasty. Just don't go overboard. (Charisma)
>Just eat him already, Jesus.
>Come on, why wouldn't you eat him? (Agility)
>...Nevermind.

>>405837
>>You'll die if you don't, and it's actually quite fun and tasty. Just don't go overboard. (Charisma)

>>405837
>>You'll die if you don't, and it's actually quite fun and tasty. Just don't go overboard. (Charisma)

Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>405912

18+4=22

"Hey, come on, it's easy, and you'll die if you don't."

"Oh shit, really?"

"Yeah, best start munching."

The conscript pounces on the commissar and starts eating him. Meanwhile, you go over to the anti-air, and find that it's rather easy to understand... You take out your binoculars, and start aiming.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can hit a plane or two.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>405949

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>405949

20

Critical Success!

In the span of five minutes, you masterfully shoot down nearly every airplane within visible distance, and the conscript eventually finishes up, and helps you. The skies are left clear as flak rounds easily destroy any airplane entering it's aerospace.
You have shot down four fighter planes and a bomber.

Actions.

>Holy shit, you want one of these... Hook it up to the truck.
>No, you want the howitzer back at the previous base.
>Conscript! Get me a second truck!
>You need to celebrate this with some vodka!
>Write-In

>>405987
>>Holy shit, you want one of these... Hook it up to the truck.

>>405987
>Holy shit, you want one of these... Hook it up to the truck.

I assume it's a gun like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/37_mm_automatic_air_defense_gun_M1939_(61-K)

You start hooking up the anti-air gun to your truck, and start driving away... You eventually find a small makeshift bridge, no doubt used by soviet forces to cross. You go over it, and begin to approach the soviet encampment!

Actions.

>Drive through the encampment, you've got to get to the other side! (Agility)
>...Shit, maybe you can pass inspection somehow?
>Get out the machine gun, time for a drive by! (Machinegunning, HARD)
>Write-In

>>406089
>Drive through the encampment, you've got to get to the other side! (Agility)

>>406089
>>Drive through the encampment, you've got to get to the other side! (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20+2

Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406129

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406129

>>406163
Wolf accidently the car

Critical Failure!

You begin driving, and accidentally hit what seemed to be a rock, sending your truck flying into the enemy camp, destroying the anti-air device. You hit your head a few times, and begin to crawl out from the wreckage. You look up to see at least twenty rifles pointed at you.

Actions.

>...Morning?
>Shit. Hands up, I got this part.
>I won't go down without a fight! (Agility, VERY HARD, RISKY)
>What's that over there? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In

>>406227
>>Shit. Hands up, I got this part.

>>406227
>I won't go down without a fight! (Agility, VERY HARD, RISKY)

>>406227
>...Morning?
>Shit. Hands up, I got this part

>>406227
>>Shit. Hands up, I got this part.

You put your hands up, and are captured by the soviets. They put a bag over your head to prevent you from biting anyone, and in addition, binds your hands carefully. Shit.

Your conscript is also captured alongside you, but seems to be slightly less... Well, guarded. His head is exposed, for one.

PoV change time! Select who will save you!

>Leopold.
>Ivanka
>Nicolae.
>...Conscript?
>Write-In

>>406317
>>...Conscript?
> First opportunity, first strike

>>406317
>...Conscript?

You are currently the conscript next to Stojan.

And oh shit you are fucking freaking the hell out.

It started off as a normal day, you ate your rations, told some stories while on guard duty, then a fucking werewolf charge came from the city, and this big guy infected you and fucking took you along on one of the most crazy fucking things ever. Hell, you drove a tank and shot a howitzer, nearly dying from gas poisoning, then worse. Hell, your friends are guarding you as you speak... Maybe they can clear you out of this mess with this guy?

Actions.

>Guys, I'm in here! I'm still the good old Yuri you knew! Let me out!
>Fuck, maybe you can break the bindings...
>...Maybe you can see the general? He can clear things up, you aren't involved in any way, and you just fucking want to go home, alright?
>Write-In

>>406372
>>Guys, I'm in here! I'm still the good old Yuri you knew! Let me out!

>>406372
>>Guys, I'm in here! I'm still the good old Yuri you knew! Let me out!

"Guys! I'm in here, help! I'm still Yuri!"

"...Is that Yuri?"

The guards turn to look at you.

"...I think that is Yuri... Should we help?"

"He's our comrade, and as you know... We leave no comrade behind."

"...Da. Very well, but this is your idea."

They come into the tent, and come up to you.

"We'll get you out and explain to the general that you are the Yuri we still know, right comrade?" He goes to release your bindings... You have an urge to bite him straight on the neck... It'd taste great... Like that commissar from earlier.

Actions.

>No! You won't do that to him!
>...Bite down on his neck.
>See if you can't just bite him on the arm... A little nibble.
>C-Comrade, don't do it! I am not the same!
>Write-In

>>406440
Knock them out

>>406440
>See if you can't just bite him on the arm... A little nibble.

>>406447
How? Your binding still hasn't been released yet,

>>406458
Oh whoops missed that.

>>406440
>No! You won't do that to him!

>>406440
>write-in
>wait to be unbinded to help your...master. Fucking integrated loyalty.

You shake the thoughts out of your head, and they release your bindings. You stand up and stretch.

"Thank you, comrades. Now..."
Your stomach growls, and you are reminded that you should probably help the man who infected you, for some reason...

Actions.

>Let's talk to the general about me rejoining the USSR! (PoV switch ends, and the Conscript defects back to the USSR!)
>...Attempt to knock them out!
>Pounce both of them.
>Tell them that he told you an attack is about to begin not too long from now, and that they should get out of here!
>Write-In

>>406528

>>406528
>>Tell them that he told you an attack is about to begin not too long from now, and that they should get out of here!

>>406528
>>...Attempt to knock them out!

Waiting ten more minutes.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Make them flee!
2=Knock them out!

Roll me a 1d20.

Additional +2 modifier if you can give them a good reason to flee!

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406696
I'm a werewolf.

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>406696
Guys, this bastard told me he was planning an attack by the north. You have to intervene before it is too late! Go and save tge day!

16+2=18

Good Success!

"Guys, this bastard told me he was planning an attack by the northern outpost, you have to stop it before it's too late, save the day!"

"What about you?"

"I'll guard the prisoner, comrades!"

They run off, and you realize there isn't a northern outpost. Hopefully they don't find that out on the way.

Actions.

>...Release the bindings on that big guy.
>...No, no. First you want some goddamned questions, like why you fucking wanted to eat your friends for a second.
>...Yeah, find some vodka. You haven't drank any all day.
>...You kind of want to piss him off. Find a stick and start poking him with it.
>Write-In

>>406767
>>...No, no. First you want some goddamned questions, like why you fucking wanted to eat your friends for a second.

>>406767
>...Release the bindings on that big guy.

You remove the bag off of the big guy's head, and look at him.

"Why the hell did I want to eat my friends there for a second?"

"Probably because your hungry, now let me out of these bindings, damn it!

"...First, tell me why you infected me."

"Well, I needed a driver, and you seemed to work out fine. Remove my damned bindings now, soldier!"

You feel heavily inclined to remove his bindings...

Actions.

>I'm not your soldier!
>Release his bindings... (PoV change to Stojan.)
>Hit him for turning you, you never wanted a part of this, damn it!
>Release his bindings. (No PoV change.)
>Write-In

>>406842
>Release his bindings... (PoV change to Stojan.)

>>406842
>>Hit him for turning you, you never wanted a part of this, damn it!
Then
>Release his bindings (PoV change to Stojan)

You hit him, just for good measure. Then you release his bindings.

You are now Stojan.

"Why the fuck did you hit me?"

"You fucking turned me into this, and I can't have a little bit of revenge?"

"Why are you taking this out on me?"

"Because! I don't fucking want to eat my friends and betray the union!"

Actions.

>Hit him back for his insubordination.
>That's just how things work, I don't like it either, alright?
>Come on, you can't say you didn't want to eat your friend... Why didn't you, anyways?
>Write-In

>>406934
>>That's just how things work, I don't like it either, alright?

>>406934
>Hit him back for his insubordination.

>>406934
>Hit him back for his insubordination.

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

You get up, and hit him in the head for his insbordination.

"You'll learn that hitting your commanding officer is a bad idea, punk. Nevertheless a king."

He gets up, with a slight bruise.

"I-I don't even want to serve you, you fucking want me to turn against the people I was grown up with for years and now you want me to betray them?"

...Is he actually resisting your domination?

Actions.

>Erh... Sorry about that. I just get pissed off when someone hits me. (Charisma)
>Hit him again. Show him who's alpha! (Strength)
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)
>Write-In

>>407115
>>Erh... Sorry about that. I just get pissed off when someone hits me. (Charisma)

>>407115
>Knock him out, we'll want to have the doctor study him if he's resistant.

>>407129
This
Our control over werewolves should be supreme

>>407146
>>407129
Isn't it obvious though? Doc said if we overextended we would lose control. It's kinda open and shut.

>>407168
Then we should probably eat more infect less

>>407183
Nah, leave people alone. After all edgy Stojan was incredibly fucking stupid in hindsight.

>>407168
Since we found out we've so far infected about 5-10 guys I think. Last we checked we had around 50 more until we lost control I think.

>>407183
Erh... You do realize that eating more tends to equal Ivanka?
Then again, by going by Ork rules, you are the biggest and the strongest, therefor the guy in charge.
By the way, does everyone remember that the Alpha Evolution did mention that you need to eat more?

>>407183
It wouldn't be a bad idea to send 50 or so of the less elite Lycanthropes to attack a soviet strongpoint in order to thin out the pack. It might sound edgy but it serves a purpose of not having werewolves out of our control running around while we try and solve this number cap.

>>407194
Eating isn't edgy, we need that to survive and become stronger. We're not gonna torture and make pretzels again

>>407195
Once you hit cap, any semblance of control is gone, and everyone is set free. Once you guys start hitting the border, like we are now, people will begin to question orders and won't have absolute control.

>>407225
Thats one of the original moral fags here so dont be surprised. Besides its better to eat them and sustain ourselves than leaving a trail of limbs that wont help us.
>>407230
Once we get back then lets try that anons idea and send some random lycans into the soviet meatgrinder then to solve this problem.

So, let's recast voting.

Actions

>Erh... Sorry about that. I just get pissed off when someone hits me. (Charisma)
>Hit him again. Show him who's alpha! (Strength)
>Knock him out. (Strength)
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)
>Write-In

>>407240
Dude I'm fine with eating, but even QM thought we were getting edgy

>>407249
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)

>>407249
>Sorry

>>407253
I thought you were calling us eating people edgy there when we need too. People pretzals was pretty edgy though when we did them.

>>407249
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.
Okay let's treat him like a soldier

The Google doc says there's 380 civilian Lycanthropes under our command. We can send at least 80 of them against the soviets in a suicidal attack. Send least competent ones first and in small groups to give the soviets a false sense of superiority which will soften them up for the actual attack.

>>407249
>Demand that he shut up and stop resisting! (Intimidation.)

>>407264
In my opinion it got really edgy when you guys converted to a different religion. Nearly thought you guys were going to even start vaping.
Or attempt to start a harem, since that's a logically progression from heresy.
But desu, fucking norse werewolves are pretty metal.

>>407253
Pretzels are dumb but eating isn't when we already knock out and kill people left and right

Intimidation wins, roll me a 1d20+3

>>407253
I didn't really consider eating people edgy, it's just when you guys nearly tortured someone that I was nervously chuckling along.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407304

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407304

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407304

Rolled 16 (1d20)

10+3=13

Border Check!

Roll me a 1d20, and I'll roll a 1d20. I only accept the first roll anons!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>407350

Oh shit!

Borderline Border!

Come on, soldier! Shut up and listen to me!"

"Why? You aren't my commanding officer, and you want me to eat the people I fought with? I might as well call the guards!"

"You do that, and I'll rip your throat out!"

Actions.

>Come on... You won't have to do that, I promise. (Charisma)
>You will serve, or you will die! (Stojan becomes more tyrannical. Intimidation.)
>Well... Time for a K.O (Body)
>Write-In

>>407386
>You will serve, or you will die! (Stojan becomes more tyrannical. Intimidation.)

>>407386
>You will serve, or you will die! (Stojan becomes more tyrannical. Intimidation.)

Roll me a 1d20+3

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>407435

>>407437
Fuck kek

1, Critical Failure!

"You will serve, or you will di-"

He doges your pounce, and you land outside the tent, in front of a few guards and an angry traitorious werewolf. As you get up, they also point rifles at you, and hit you in the back of the head, forcing you to the ground.

Actions

>Fuck. I surrender, again.
>I'll have my revenge, asshole!
>No, maybe you can escape this! (Strength, VERY HARD, RISKY)
>Write-In

>>407489
>No, maybe you can escape this! (Strength, VERY HARD, RISKY)

>>407451
>No, maybe you can escape this! (Strength, VERY HARD, RISKY)
Fuck it all

Waiting five more minutes.

Roll me a 1d20+7

Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>407569

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>407569
Dice gods please

>>407579
REJOICE, THE DICE GODS ELECT THAT WE DO NOT DIE TODAY

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>>407579

1 and 20!

Critical Successful Failure?

You get up, angry as fuck. You want food, blood, and an end of these communist fucks. The werewolf behind you flees, realizing what has happened. You notably get a bigger, tougher, and meaner... And you look straight into the eyes of one terrified commissar. A voice inside you says something.

"KILL.

Actions.

>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>KILL! (Strength)
>FOOD! (Strength)
>CRUSH! (Strength)
>MAIM! (Strength)
>Write-In

Congrats anons, you've found the special Ability to Alpha Evolution.

Press F to pay respects.

>>407640
>FOOD! (Strength)
F

>>407640
>MAIM! (Strength)
Rip literally every soviet in a mile radius.

Roll me a 1d20+9.

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407665

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407665

18+9=27

Overwhelming Success!

Your claws slice off the commissars arms, and you bite down, straight to his lower chest. You swallow, and turn towards the rest of the conscripts, half of whom are either frozen in fear or utterly terrified. You feel a little more powerful once you've swallowed the disarmed commissar.

Actions.

>FOOD! (Strength)
>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>MAIM! (Strength)
>CRUSH! (Strength)
>RIP! (Agility)
>THROW! (Strength)
>SMASH! (Strength)
>Write-In

>>407682
>ROAR! (Intimidation)

>>407682
>THROW! (Strength)
Soviet bowling best bowling

Roll me a 2d20+9

Rolled 11, 1 + 9 = 21 (2d20 + 9)

>>407708

Rolled 13, 13 + 9 = 35 (2d20 + 9)

>>407708

Rolled 2, 15 + 9 = 26 (2d20 + 9)

>>407708

13+5=18
1+9=10

Critical Failure and Good Success!

You unleash a mighty roar, sending saliva straight onto one conscript's face, who begins to retreat. You attempt to grab one of the soviets, but miss and claw through a tent, startling everyone inside...

A tent.
With people inside.

Actions.

>Jump into it, and take care of them! (Agility, feel free to specify what to do, like eat or maim them or anything.)
>Continue on. You don't have time to waste on a tent.
>Write-In

>>407736
>Jump into it, and take care of them! (Agility, feel free to specify what to do, like eat or maim them or anything.)
RIP AND TEAR

Roll me a 1d20+6.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>407765

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>407765

17+6=23

Good Success!

You hop into the tent through the small hole, and begin ripping the men inside into shreds, and limbs are sent flying out of it. You hop into the next tent, and repeat a few more times, killing easily sixty people. You come out, and see the tents have been stained red with blood... But you need more. More! Your search continues and you come to a camp fire, with easily forty conscripts, not yet aware of your blood-hungry presence.

Actions.

>FOOD! (Strength)
>ROAR! (Intimidation)
>MAIM! (Strength)
>RIP! (Strength)
>THROW! (Strength)
>Write-In

>>407822
>THROW! (Strength)
Let's do this pinball thing again

>>407822
>THROW! (Strength)

Roll me a 1d20+9

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407873

13+9=22

Good Success!

You rush forward, grab a conscript and toss him straight into another one, sending that one flying. Enraged that it did not work like a pinball, you grab one of the conscripts, and toss him straight into a tent, The rest of the conscripts huddle, terrified of you and you grab them, and effectively play darts with a nearby tent. You of course, hit mostly on target and continue on your path of destruction... When you hear a voice inside you.

"Can I be in control again?"

Actions.

>NO!
>YES! (Ends Rampage.)

>>407893
>NO!

>>407893
>NO!
Let's destroy this camp first shall we

>>407893
>NO!

"NO!

You yell this out to the heavens, and continue on... You find a few more inhabited tents, and have an idea, mostly concerning unconcious conscripts and a bonfire nearby. And throwing, of course.

Actions.

>Start throwing flaming conscripts into the tents! (Strength)
>Bonfire? COOK THE CONSCRIPTS!
>Jump into the tents and RIP AND TEAR! (Agility)
>Go into the tents and rest in them, it'll be a fun surprise when they realize something is right next to them!
>Write-In

>>407919
>Start throwing flaming conscripts into the tents! (Strength)

Stojan is basically a berserker now.

>>407919
>Bonfire? COOK THE CONSCRIPTS!

>>407919
>Start throwing flaming conscripts into the tents! (Strength)
This shit lmao

Roll me a 1d20+9 for throwing flaming conscripts!

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407938

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407938

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>407938

11+9=20

Good Success!

You roast the conscripts, making sure to set their clothes ablaze, and toss them into the tents, terrifying the inhabitants and spreading panic. After tossing a few more, the soldiers in the tents begin to flee out of it, most either naked or in their basics. Clearly they weren't expecting a surprise attack.

What do to the conscripts?

>...More ammo!
>FOOD!
>CRUSH!
>MAIM!
>BRUTALITY!
>IGNORE!

>>407977
>BRUTALITY!
Let's see how far we can take this

>>407977
>BRUTALITY
Also try to find the lycan that escaped while RIPPING AND TEARING

BRUTALITY it is.

Three options come to mind.

>SKIN THEM! THEIR FLESH IS EXAMPLE TO ALL TRAITORS!
>IMPALE! SHOW THE SOVIETS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
>SLICE AND DICE! LEAVE NO LIMBS ATTACHED!
>NO, THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME!
>Write-In

>>408022
>SKIN THEM! THEIR FLESH IS EXAMPLE TO ALL TRAITORS!
>IMPALE! SHOW THE SOVIETS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!

>>408022
Skin and put them on a cross, we Ramsay Bolton now

>>408039
At least it's not castration.

Going to wait fifteen more minutes, since this is quite edgy.

>>408022
>IMPALE! SHOW THE SOVIETS THEY ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!

You start simple, and take the confused and alarmed conscripts into a group. One of them attempts to run for it but you rip out his throat and gorge on his flesh.

After that, comes the skinning and the impalment. You admire your handiwork and continue on, when you find a gathering of conscripts, setting up a barricade, all look rather alarmed, and you notice one rather good looking female seperated from them, looking the wrong way.

Actions.

>GO FOR THE BARRICADE, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!
>GO AFTER THE FEMALE, MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER TO TERRIFY THE OTHER CONSCRIPTS!
>NEITHER! FIND A DIFFERENT PATH!

>>408090
>GO AFTER THE FEMALE, MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER TO TERRIFY THE OTHER CONSCRIPTS!

>>408090
>GO FOR THE BARRICADE, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!

This is probably a one time thing for Stojan to be skinning people but... if he does get into this then he can do it together with Ivanka as a bonding activity which could possibly stave off madness for both characters while they flay their enemies

>>408090
>GO FOR THE BARRICADE, NOTHING WILL STOP YOU!

>>408090
>GO AFTER THE FEMALE, MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HER TO TERRIFY THE OTHER CONSCRIPTS!
I'm sure Ivanka would love her

You go straight for the barricade! The conscripts yell and attempt to flee, and the one woman fires at you, and misses!

Actions

>CHASE AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS!
>GRAB THE WOMAN AND GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS! (Agility)
>GO AFTER THE WOMAN SPECIFICALLY!
>Write-In

>>408134
>GRAB THE WOMAN AND GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS! (Agility)

>>408134
>GRAB THE WOMAN AND GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS! (Agility)

Roll me a 1d20+5

Also, this is probably fucking terrifying for the conscripts, like holy shit, just run the fuck away instead of even trying level.

Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>408166

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>408166
We're like a more gorey version of King Kong now.

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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>408166
>Be me
>Soviet conscript
>Enlisted because of shitty leaders
>On guard duty
>Whats that yelling?
>mfw Turning around to see a fucking werewolf killing everyone
>NOPE
>Start running and get brutally torn apart
>Such is life as a soviet conscript

16+5=21

Good Success!

You grab the female conscript and begin chasing down those fleeing... You easily catch up.

What do?

>RIP AND TEAR!
>NOM!
>...SHIT, THERE'S A LADY WATCHING. IMPRESS HER WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BRUTALITY!
>THROW THEM!
>JUST KNOCK THEM OUT. THERE IS LADY IN YOUR HANDS AFTER ALL!
>WRITE-IN

>>408216
>...SHIT, THERE'S A LADY WATCHING. IMPRESS HER WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BRUTALITY!

>>408216
>...SHIT, THERE'S A LADY WATCHING. IMPRESS HER WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED BRUTALITY!
Top kek khorne would be proud

>>408216
>JUST KNOCK THEM OUT. THERE IS LADY IN YOUR HANDS AFTER ALL!

I'm sure the force of our paws hitting them is enough to kill them.

Brutality time, anons.

>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
>GOOD OLD FASHIONED SKINNING.
>YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO IMPALE THEM ON! TABLES AND CHAIRS WILL HAVE TO DO.
>WRITE-IN

>>408237
>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.

>>408237

>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.

>>408237
>...WHAT DO WOMEN LIKE? TRY TO MAKE FLESH ANGELS. WHATEVER THOSE ARE.
I'm interested

You trample over the conscripts, killing them easily. You carefully put the female human down and give her a small headpat, while you start skinning the humans, trying to make something looking like an angel out of human skin. She answers by screaming.

What do with her?

>YOU MUST SEDUCE HER! YOUR QUEST WILL NOT END UNTIL YOU SEDUCE HER USING VIOLENCE, BLOODSHED, AND INTERNAL ORGANS!
>JUST EAT HER, DAMN IT!
>HOW DARE SHE NOT LIKE YOUR ARTWORK! BRUTALLY TAKE CARE OF HER!
>WRITE-IN

>>408270
>YOU MUST SEDUCE HER! YOUR QUEST WILL NOT END UNTIL YOU SEDUCE HER USING VIOLENCE, BLOODSHED, AND INTERNAL ORGANS!

It's like poking the snake with a stick. You probably shouldn't but you want to see how far you can push it.

>>408270
>HOW DARE SHE NOT LIKE YOUR ARTWORK! BRUTALLY TAKE CARE OF HER!
If this was 40k we'd have already become a champion of khorne

>>408270
>Give her to Ivanka gotta bring her a gift after our long trip

You decide to seduce her, but also later give her to Ivanka, since you've gotta get her something after all.

She struggles in your arms, but you come up to a circle of conscripts, paranoid and looking around. You see that there's some flowers nearby... You have an idea.

>GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS LOOKING FOR YOU, OF COURSE.
>GO AFTER THE CONSCRIPTS, BUT HUNT THEM FIRST!
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!
>GO FOR THE FLOWERS.
>WRITE-IN

>>408308
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!

>>408308
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!

>>408308
>COMBINE CONSCRIPTS AND FLOWERS!
I dont even understand what were doing anymore but its glorious

Now, you must of course, get a conscript in order to combine flowers and conscript.

How will you get one?

>SNEAKY! TERRIFY THEM BY HAVING THEIR COMRADES DISSAPEAR ONE BY ONE!
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!
>WRITE-IN

>>408332
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!

And this is happening because we were trying to get our hands on some artillery and rolled a 1 during our escape?

>>408332
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!
FORCEFULLY INSERT FLOWER INTO CONSCRIPT

>>408332
>...BLOOD FOR GOD! DEAL WITH THEM LIKE HOW YOU DEALT WITH THE LAST FEW!
>>408341
Yep, also where's that Lycan traitor he deserves to be pretzeled

You charge them, Blood for God, after all!

What do?

>MAIM! (Strength)
>NOM! (Strength)
>CRUSH! (Strength)
>BRUTALITY! (Strength)
>GRAB! (Strength)
>STALK! (Agility)
>Write-In

>>408362
Squeeze flower and conscript into one

>>408351
Yuri might actually be a case where I'd support pretzeling. I was even considering on voting to shoot him earlier when he wasn't obeying commands.

>>408362
Grab, maim and crush

>>408362
>GRAB! (Strength)

Roll me a 1d20+9 for grabbing!

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>408380

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>408380
Since their in a circle are we about to crush them while their praying for mercy?

19+9=28

Overwhelming Success!

You grab the paranoid conscripts, who fire a few shots, which all miss. In a few seconds, you've effectively gotten them into a bear hug, and take them over to the flower field, where you left the female conscript, who's too terrified to move.

Actions.

>SHE IS ADORABLE WHILE TERRIFIED. GIVE HER A HEADPAT FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
>IGNORE THAT. JUST BEGIN DEALING WITH THE CONSCRIPTS.
>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.
>YOU FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELF YET!
>WRITE-IN

I don't even know what's happening any more besides khorne worship and death and destruction and even then.

>>408405
>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.

>>408405

>SHE IS ADORABLE WHILE TERRIFIED. GIVE HER A HEADPAT FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.

While:
>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.

>>408405
>>YOU FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELF YET
Then
>>ASK IF SHE WOULD LIKE A CONSCRIPT. YOU ARE A GENTLEWOLF AFTER ALL.

>>408405
>SHE IS ADORABLE WHILE TERRIFIED. GIVE HER A HEADPAT FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
>YOU FOOL! YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED YOURSELF YET!

>>408427
This.

You nearly hit yourself in the face, you've forgotten to introduce yourself!

"I AM STOJAN! WOULD YOU LIKE A CONSCRIPT? THEY ARE DELICIOUS!"

"N-n-no!"

You give her a headpat. She is adorable while terrified.

"...NOT EVEN IF I CUT IT FOR YOU?"

"No! You monster! Go away!"

Actions.

>...THAT IS NOT NICE. GIVE HER SOME CONSCRIPT ANYWAYS.
>...PLEASE? (Charisma, HARD)
>EAT A CONSCRIPT TO SHOW HER THAT IT DOESN'T TASTE TOO BAD.
>DON'T WORRY, I KNOW JUST THE THING TO CHEER YOU UP!
>WRITE-IN

>>408434
>...THAT IS NOT NICE. GIVE HER SOME CONSCRIPT ANYWAYS.

>>408434
>...PLEASE? (Charisma, HARD)
If she goes cannibal, she's a keeper.

>>408434
>...PLEASE? (Charisma, HARD)

She isn't a werewolf is she? If we infect her and manage to seduce/convince her into human consuming whilst in a blood rage, then that would be a great feat.

Roll me a 1d20+7

This is the most fucking hilarious thing in the history of ever. Just imagine being her and this shit happening. Kek into orbit.

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>408447

Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>408447

>>408447
If she goes cannibal and we woo her over, can we keep her instead of giving her to Ivanka?

>>408451
Were going to have a harem of crazy cannibals that gorge themselves on human flesh

>>408456
As awesome as that sounds, we would probably run into trouble with Ivanka about it and probably Nicolae. Such as thing would require a major remodeling of Stojans character and would meet a lot of opposition.

>>408451
Of course, I guess.

17+7=24

Success!

"COME ON! EAT UP!"

"N-No!"

You look into her eyes, and she breaks.

"F-F-Fine... I-I'll do it... Just don't eat me, please..."

"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I LIKE MY MEAT RARE AND FROM THE BONE!"

You carefully rip a arm off a conscript and hand to her... She takes a small nibble, and pukes on the flowers next to her. She begins crying soon afterward.

Actions.

>...OFFER HER MORE, WHY NOT?
>...OH NO, HUMAN EMOTIONS. TRY TO COMFORT HER. OR SOMETHING.
>...DEAL WITH THE REMAING CONSCRIPTS.
>ASK IF SHE'S GOING TO EAT THAT.
>WRITE-IN!

>>408472
>...OH NO, HUMAN EMOTIONS. TRY TO COMFORT HER. OR SOMETHING.
>hug her and tell her everything's going to be okay

>>408472
>...OFFER HER MORE, WHY NOT?
MOAR IS BETTER

>>408472
>...OH NO, HUMAN EMOTIONS. TRY TO COMFORT HER. OR SOMETHING.
>...DEAL WITH THE REMAING CONSCRIPTS.

This is almost getting 2edgy4me

You hug her closely.

"DON'T WORRY, EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT!"

"W-Why are you hu-"

"BECAUSE... UH. YOU ARE SAD?!"

"O-Oh... Thanks, I guess. Even for forcin-forcing me to eat t-that..."

Actions.

>...DEAL WITH THE CONSCRIPTS.
>DO YOU WANT SOME MORE? (Charisma, HARD)
>CONTINUE THE HUG!
>GRAB HER AND CONTINUE THE RAMPAGE!
>Write-In

>>408484
>DO YOU WANT SOME MORE? (Charisma, HARD)

>>408484
>give her the flowers, ask her name, and run back to town
We must escape Edgeville.

>>408492
Run back to town with her, I mean. And keep our little cannibal a secret from Ivanka.

>>408492

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>>408492

You are about to speak, when you hear a voice inside your head.

Hey, can I just fucking take control again? What the fuck have you been doing, and who are you?

Actions.

>SURE!
>NO, NOT YET!

>>408511
>SURE!

>>408511
>SURE!

>>408513
This.

SURE! HAVE FUN!

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

You wake up, next to a crying woman on your shoulder, with a fuckton of conscripts in your arm, including one unfortunate guy who's arm is severed. You see fire in the distance, and yelling. What the fuck is happening?

Actions.

>...Drop everyone, and fucking just leave. What the hell is even happening?
>Uh... Ask why the woman is crying on your shoulder?
>...Probably should take care of the conscripts or something.
>...Offer flowers to the woman to make her better, you guess?
>Write-In

>>408540
>...Offer flowers to the woman to make her better, you guess?
And ask her name.

>>408540
>...Offer flowers to the woman to make her better, you guess?

You carefully grab a small handful of flowers. Which is admittedly quite a few, and hand them to her.

"...So... Uh, what's your name?"

"I-It's Kutyakova..."

Well... That got a little erh... Less awkward?

Actions.

>...Drop the conscripts and go into a full hug, I guess. Something terrible must of happened.
>So... Pick her up and head back to the city, you guess. Better then staying here.
>...Whatever happened, I'm sorry, alright?
>Yeah, drop her and head back home.
>Write-In

>>408557
>...Drop the conscripts and go into a full hug, I guess. Something terrible must of happened.
>So... Pick her up and head back to the city, you guess. Better then staying here.
>...Whatever happened, I'm sorry, alright?

>>408557
>So... Pick her up and head back to the city, you guess. Better then staying here.

>Kuty

I see what you did there.

You pick her up, and leave the conscripts on your hands.

"So... Erh... For whatever happened, I'm sorry, alright?"[/red]

You head back to the city, and into the capital.

...So, what the hell are you supposed to do with them?

Actions.

>Just... Uh, give them to pack, you guess.
>Just take them as hostages.
>Release them.

Also, what the hell to do with Kutyakova?

>...Introduce her to Ivanka?
>Maybe you can infect her, she's kind of cute.
>You don't really know her, and she's terrified of you. Maybe you should just give her to Nicolae to make sure she isn't crazy or anything.
>...The mayor's office is untouched, and a private place. Maybe you can see what happened to her in there?
>Write-In

>>408570
>Just... Uh, give them to pack, you guess.
>...The mayor's office is untouched, and a private place. Maybe you can see what happened to her in there?

>>408570
>Just... Uh, give them to pack, you guess.
>...The mayor's office is untouched, and a private place. Maybe you can see what happened to her in there?

>>408574
This.

You give them to the pack, which in a matter of seconds devours them gruesomely. Yikes.

You, naturally curious head to the mayor's office, and put her in a chair. Due to your size and weight, you sit on a bed.

"W-What happened to them?"

Actions.

>Erh... They're in a better place now?
>Shit. Uh, they're being held captive.
>I released them, I'm not a monster, of course.
>Write-In

>>408584
>I released them, I'm not a monster, of course.

>>408586
This.

>>408584
> they're if a better place now
Wasn't she right there when you gave then to the pack? How did she miss that?

>>408596
Well, she was crying into your arm still, she probably didn't see it happen, but could guess it.

"...I erh, released them."

"R-Released them?"

If releasing means letting them be eaten, I guess so.

"I guess."

Actions.

>...So why were you crying in my arms?
>Why are you terrified of me? I won't bite.
>You hungry?
>So... What exactly happened at the camp?
>Write-In

>>408609
>So... What exactly happened at the camp?

Also ask her what her profession or job was. Was she a medic, accountant or something else?

>>408609
>You hungry?

>>408609
>...So why were you crying in my arms?

"So what exactly happened at the camp?"

"...Y-You happened. You crashed outside the camp, and you were taken prisoner alongside another one of your men. I was the nurse assigned to make sure you were ripe for negotiating a deal for surrender."

'Ah. Well... Are you hungry? I kno-"

She gags just a little.

"...Oh. Erh... Right. Coming from me that's probably not the best thing to say..."

Actions.

>...I assume you want human food?
>We don't have much human food... But I think we've got fresh conscript. (Charisma, HARD)
>...I guess your not hungry then.
>Write-In

>>408622