Bumping for interest.

>>393723
Sorry senpai, didn't see it at first.

Obviously fight with fists.

>>393723
>>FIGHT WITH YOUR FISTICUFFS!

Sorry didn't see my favourite thread Op

Fisticuffs wins!

The ork laughs at you.

"Ya' ain't using yer' weapon... I like that, humie! Now, fight like an' Ork, or yer' gonna get krumped!"[/grren]

He yells and charges at you!

Actions.

>Evade! EVADE! (Agility)
>Run!
>Taunt him, he can't hit a fly with his accuracy! (Charisma)
>Try to counter-charge! (Body, HARD)
>Cast a spell! (Intelligence)
>...Summon Smaug to distract him. (Summoning)
>Write-In

>>393813
>>Taunt him, he can't hit a fly with his accuracy! (Charisma)
Confusion pheromone too

>>393813
>Cast a spell! (Intelligence)
Death bolt the fucker

Alright, gonna wait ten more minutes.

>>393813
>Evade! EVADE! (Agility)
Juke and dip out of his charge.

>>393813
>Countercharge the fucker we have high body.

>>393855
>Countercharge
Fuck it, it's not worth the wait.

Roll me a 1d20+15.

Rolled 15 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>393877
Whump!

Rolled 7 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>393877
Can we invent smores+orcs - smorcs?

>>393881
15+15=30
vs

5+9=14

Great Success!

You charge into him, narrowly avoiding his blade and send him reeling back, just enough to grant you some breathing room. The Orks around you start bashing their axes into the ground, making a sound similar to that of a war drum. That's when you see, not too far in the distance, the vampire and your brother running to help you... A sudden volley of cannon fire around you sends ork giblets all over, and one unfortunate goblin is sent flying into the Ork Warboss.

"Oi! Take care of those gits up there!"

He tosses the goblin back, and you look towards Richard and the Carstein Vampire, who are about to engage the circle in combat.

Actions.

>Tell them to head back! You've got this.
>Hell yeah, let's do this!
>Help them out, breathe something in their general direction.
>...Help them out with a little necromancy on those dead Orks. (Necromancy)
>Write-In

>>393915
>Hell yeah, let's do this!

>>393915
>Hell yeah, let's do this!

You see them start fighting the Orks, catching them by surprise...

Roll me a 2d20+4 for how effective they are.

>>393915
>>...Help them out with a little necromancy on those dead Orks. (Necromancy)

Rolled 20, 5 + 4 = 29 (2d20 + 4)

>>393949
Kicking pansies and taking loose teeth.

Rolled 8, 8 + 4 = 20 (2d20 + 4)

>>393949

20+4=24
Critical Success!

8+2=10
Fizzle!

Richard gives a yell and plunges straight into the Ork lines, smashing through. His sword is more or less an extension of himself, and he hits with devastation... Orks commonly find themselves thrown around and maimed by him, as he carves a bloody swathe through their circle. However, the Vampire seems to try to cast a spell, and dust appears in front of her.

The Orkish Line has been confused by this, and is trying to fight Richard, who's just making a slow but steady path towards you.

Actions.

>Take this distraction as a time to strike against the Ork Warboss... Try to jump on him! (Agility)
>Charge the Ork again! (Strength)
>Cast a spell at the Ork! (Intelligence)
>Summon Smaug to strike at the downed Ork! (Summoning)
>Write-In

>>393983
>>Charge the Ork again! (Strength)

>>393983
>>Charge the Ork again! (Strength)

Roll me a 1d20+15

>>393983
>>Charge the Ork again! (Strength)

Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>394025

Rolled 5 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>394025

>>394037
Well, fortunately our insane Body bonus gives this roll a 75% chance to work.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Not if I roll a nat one :^)

>>394084
FUCK

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>>394084
Holy shit Cass you rolled the opposite

>>394084
"Look at me you grots. I am the boss now."

>>394084

You charge the Ork, sending it virtually flying towards a nearby group of Orks, knocking them all down. The Ork gets up slowly, disoriented.

"Y-You hit like a zogging pansy elf, humie!" He gets up, slowly.

Actions.

>The fuck you just say about me, you little bitch?
>Your rage is beyond mortal compreshension. Set him on fire, that will show the bastard for calling you an elf.
>Ignore it, you have clearly bested him. Just hit him and knock him out.
>Return an insult back. (Charisma)
>I'm the Warboss now, you got that? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Release a pheromone.
>Write-In

>>394111
>>The fuck you just say about me, you little bitch?

>>394111
>>The fuck you just say about me, you little bitch?
>>Your rage is beyond mortal compreshension. Set him on fire, that will show the bastard for calling you an elf.

>>394111
>>The fuck you just say about me, you little bitch?
Ill have you know I have over 300 confirmed kills on elves. I have been trained in dragon warfare an...

>>394111
>The fuck you just say about me, you little bitch?
>Your rage is beyond mortal compreshension. Set him on fire, that will show the bastard for calling you an elf.

This one is for after we kill the warboss.
>I'm the Warboss now, you got that? (Charisma, VERY HARD)

>>394125
>Not doing the entire thing
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dragon Ops, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Elves, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in dragon warfare and I have the top sniper in the world in my armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, although it has been seen on others, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dragons across the Chaos Wastes and your family is being shot right now so you better prepare for the storm, git. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, you little fucking Shrek. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my FUCKING DRAGON BODY and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Old World and the New, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will breathe fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm the goddamned Emperor of Fucking Sweden, and I’ve been involved in numerous stumpings on the Elven Dominion, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in dragon warfare and I’m the top dragon in the entire Swedish Empire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a duel? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am preparing to set your ass on fire AND FREEZE IT! Your little shitty tribe is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, you Orkish shit-for-brains. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare claws. Not only am I extensively trained in kidnapping and seducing damsels, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Swedish Military Forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, you fucking Orkish ugly son of a bitch."

You breathe fire on him, and make sure to freeze him as the fire hits him. He's not only burning alive, but frozen alive. He had it coming.

"...Is da' humie da Warboss now?" One Ork says.
Another Ork hits him over the head, and yells proudly...

"I'm da' Warboss now!" And is also hit over the head. A few more pretenders rise up and start getting hit over the head as well... And eventually they start infighting.

Actions.

>...Clearly, you are the new warboss! (Charisma, HARD)
>Release a pheromone?
>...See if you can't shape-shift now.
>...Yeah, just try to contain Richard. He's still having a go at it, right?
>Write-In

>>394158
>you little fucking Shrek
Jesus
I haven't Laughed this much in a while

>>394169
>>...Clearly, you are the new warboss! (Charisma, HARD)
>>Release a pheromone?
Loyalty

>>394169
>>394158
Kek, beat you to it.

>...Clearly, you are the new warboss! (Charisma, HARD)

>>394169
>...Clearly, you are the new warboss! (Charisma, HARD)

>Maim anyone who disagrees

>>394175
seconding

Roll me a 2d20+7

Rolled 9, 6 + 7 = 22 (2d20 + 7)

>>394201

Rolled 8, 5 + 7 = 20 (2d20 + 7)

>>394201

Rolled 16, 3 + 7 = 26 (2d20 + 7)

>>394201

Rolled 3, 4 + 7 = 14 (2d20 + 7)

>>394201

>>394215
>>394224
>>394232

The good thing about being a dragon is that we can always fall back on mass murder.

16+7=23

Borderline Success

6+7=13
Failure!

You attempt to release your pheromones. It seems they have no effect on the Orks.

"It is clear I am the warboss!"

Some of the Orks scratch their head.

"But ye' ain't an ork!"
"Stay out of this, ya' git!"
"Ya' ain't big enough to be a warboss!"

"Who the fuck said that?"

No one raises their hand.

"Wait, you killed the Warboss... Shouldn't we krump you?"

Actions.

>...No hard feelings?
>You are obviously a Ork! Just... Uh. Well, I might not smell you like cretins... But I can hit things twice as hard! (Charisma, HARD)
>Kill a random Ork for saying you aren't big enough. How dare him!
>...Attempt to shapeshift.
>Is Richard still going? Probably should look a little further out.
>Breathe fire into the crowd. Obviously they aren't true Orks if they won't follow you.
>Write-In

>>394260
>>...Attempt to shapeshift.
WE ORK NOW

>>394260
>>Kill a random Ork for saying you aren't big enough. How dare him!
>Is Richard still going? Probably should look a little further out.
Let's do a Petrov.

>>394262
You can't shape shift into an Ork. That's impossible for you right now.

>>394260
>...Attempt to shapeshift.
Into half dragon.
>Kill a random Ork for saying you aren't big enough. How dare him!

>>394260
>Knock out that Ork that raised his hand. Only we do the stomping here.

You randomly select an Ork, and freeze him solid. The Orks back away, and realize that pissing you off might not be the best idea... However, none of them actually... Well, think you are the Warboss yet.

You also decide to look for Richard... Who's still cutting a path through the Orks. Though a little... Well, he shows no signs of slowing down at all. You even see him take a hit from an Ork's axe and keep on fighting in his plate armor.

You also attempt to shapeshift... And for some reason, you can't. Maybe that spell didn't wear off yet.

Actions.

>You are obviously a Ork. Why else would you of killed that uncivilized Ork a few seconds ago? (Charisma, HARD)
>Purge the Orks. What the hell would you do with them anyways?
>...You know... The Dwarfs have loot... Why don't we just loot the Dwarfs just a little? (Charisma)
>Write-In

>>394280
You are human-sized Half-Dragon right now.

>>394309
>Purge the Orks. What the hell would you do with them anyways?

>>394309
>Purge the Orks. What the hell would you do with them anyways?

Conquering the dwarves beats looting them.

>>394309
>>Purge the Orks. What the hell would you do with them anyways?

You sigh, disappointed.

"I thought you guys would be cool, but fuck you all."

You breathe a mighty burst of fire into the Orks surrounding you, incinerating most of them. You see Richard still fighting a few of the Orks, taking an axe blow straight to the head, knocking him down. The vampire casts a black bolt straight into the Ork, blasting him into giblets... Richard slowly gets up, and impales an Ork with his sword.

Actions.

>See if Richard's alright. Don't want an injury on your hands.
>See what spell the Vampire casted to cause that Ork to explode!
>Yeah, alright. Head back to the Dwarves, maybe they'll thank you or something.
>Write-in

>>394344
>>See if Richard's alright. Don't want an injury on your hands.
>>See what spell the Vampire casted to cause that Ork to explode!

>>394349
+1

You go over to Richard, who continues to search for enemies.

"Richard, you alright?"

"Is there any more enemies to fight?"

"No, I think we got them all?"

"Damn it. I was hoping to kill a few more." His body droops slightly, as if he was disappointed.

"Yeah, yeah. Any injuries?"

"Nope, I'm fine."

"...You got hit twice by angry Orks. I doubt it."

"I don't feel anything, and I would know, alright?"

Actions.

>Yeah, check in on the Vampire and head back.
>Mind if I heal you?
>You're sure you aren't injured? You took two axe blows, one to the head... How are you even conscious?
>Write-In

>>394391
>You're sure you aren't injured? You took two axe blows, one to the head... How are you even conscious?
>>Yeah, check in on the Vampire and head back.

Richard is pretty cool, let's spend time with him when we get back.

>>394391
>>You're sure you aren't injured? You took two axe blows, one to the head... How are you even conscious?
>>Mind if I heal you?

"You took two blows, one to the head. How are you still conscious?"

"Well, I nearly lost consciousness at the beginning. I think I got stabbed in the lower leg."

"...Then how the fuck are you still running and walking?"

"How am I supposed to know? I'm not a doctor. I'm a... Well, unofficial knight."

"Mind if I check out the wound then?"

"I'm fine man, no need to check it out."

"...Yeah, alright. I guess. You sure?"

"I'm sure brother."

Actions.

>...Yeah, check anyways. Demand that he remove his plate armor.
>Go to the Vampire, make sure she's alright.
>You wouldn't happen to know magic, by any chance?
>Write-In

>>394424
>...Yeah, check anyways. Demand that he remove his plate armor.

Dude is in shock and feels no pain. This makes him in no way less injured.

>>394424
>>...Yeah, check anyways. Demand that he remove his plate armor.
>>394424

"Yeah, take off your plate armor. I want to check for myself."

"Alright, I guess."

He starts taking off his armor, down to his tunic without issue. You begin looking him over for wounds...

Roll me a 1d20+6 for getting your medical license.

>>394438
+1
Lets get going

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>394453

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>394453

>>394462
Damn, I'm rolling low tonigth.

17+6=23

Great Success!

You carefully look over his body, and find a rather gruesome wound right by his Achilles heel. It defies logic that he would be able to walk... But for some reason, he is doing it without issue. After further examination, you find that right by his head, a scar has formed, as if it was old already. You sense magic at work, personally.

Then, you hear a voice in your head.

"HEY! YOU LITTLE FUCKING SLAANESHI SHIT! I WANTED TO TELL YOU FUCK YOU!"

"What th-"

"THIS MAKES UP FOR YOUR SHITTY PREFORMANCE NOT GENOCIDING THOSE LITTLE RAT FUCKS! CONSIDER THIS A BLESSING THAT I DECIDE NOT TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!"

"Who's this?"

"IT'S KHORNE YOU SLAANESHI WHORE!"

Actions.

>...Why the fuck are you contacting me now?
>Blessing? What blessing?
>Go the fuck away, alright?
>I'm not a Slaaneshian!
>Write-In

>>394489
>I'm not a Slaaneshian!

>>394489
>>I'm not a Slaaneshian!

>>394489
>>I'm not a Slaaneshian!

"I'm not a Slaaneshian!"

"WHAT?!? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?"

"It's Renexizious Thorsonn."

"OH! SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO THAT LITTLE SLUT SIGVALD!"

"Who?"

"EH, SOME FAGGOT WHO KILLED HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING EDGELORD. NOW, RENEXIZIOUS THORSONN, RIGHT?"

"Yes?"

"OH, GOOD FUCKING LUCK I HAVE, NOW I WAS INTENDING TO CONTACT YOU A LITTLE LATER, BUT I GUESS RIGHT NOW'S A BAD TIME?"

"Wait, how do you kno-"

"I SAW YOUR BROTHER ESSENTIALLY TAKE A LAWNMOWER TO A HORDE OF ORKS. I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT! HELL, I DECIDED TO REWARD HIM BY FIXING HIS LEG!"

Actions.

>...Oh. Thanks, I guess?
>He's not going to suffer any mutations or anything, right?
>Where's my apology for thinking I was a fucking Slaaneshian?
>...Why don't I get a reward?
>Write-In

>>394535
>He's not going to suffer any mutations or anything, right?

>>394535
>>He's not going to suffer any mutations or anything, right?

"I swear to God if you made him mutat-"

"NAH, I ONLY GIVE THAT SHIT OUT TO GUYS WHO WORSHIP ME."

"...Did you make him worship you?"

"NAH, I DON'T FUCKING PULL THAT SHIT THAT TZEENTCH DOES WITH THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER. SO DON'T WORRY, NO STRINGS ATTACHED... BESIDES THAT WAS A SHITTY IDEA WITH THE CORRUPTED APPLE, WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE JUST GIVE ADAM A FUCKING AXE AND ENEMIES? HOLY SHIT THAT JUST MADE WANT TO FUCKING CRUSH HIS LITTLE PATHETIC BIRD MOUTH SOME MORE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!"

You hear a squawk in the background.

"BUT YEAH, KEEP UP THE FAMILY-FUN SLAUGHTER, AND LESSEN THE RAT ORGIES, ALRIGHT? ALSO, GENOCIDE A FEW FUCKING ELVES FOR ME."

Actions.

>Thanks, I guess.
>...For a chaos god, your pretty bro-tier. Thanks, dude.
>...Will do?
>Fuck off, Khorne. Nobody loves you.
>Write-In

>>394606
>>...For a chaos god, your pretty bro-tier. Thanks, dude.

>>394606
>>...For a chaos god, your pretty bro-tier. Thanks, dude.

>>394606
>...For a chaos god, your pretty bro-tier. Thanks, dude.
Didn't know this was up until now!

"For a chaos god, you're pretty cool. Thanks, dude."

"NO PROBLEM, MEANS A LOT TO BE HONEST. JUST GOING TO SAY THOUGH THAT MY BROTHERS, AND THAT FUCKING TRAN BITCH, YOU KNOW THE LITTLE SHIT ALREADY. I THINK... WELL THOSE ASSCUNTS FOUND THAT PORTAL YOU CAME OUT OF AND ARE TRYING TO WIGGLE THEIR PATHETIC HIDES IN THERE SO THEY CAN FUCK YOUR DIMENSION OVER! SO I GOT A PROPOSAL... YOU FOLLOWING?"

"So far, yes."

"WELL, THIS ISN'T A "YOU WORK FOR ME" DEAL, THIS IS MORE OR LESS PARTNERS FOR A LITTLE WHILE, SO NO WARP-FUCKERY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. BASICALLY YOU ENTERTAIN ME AND MAKE SURE TO FUCK UP ARCHAON, I MAKE SURE THAT SLAANESH, NURGLE, AND TZEENTCH DON'T HIJACK YOUR WORLD."

"Why are you telling me this?"

"MOSTLY SO I CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE ABOUT HOW THEY GOT DESTROYED BY YOU. ALSO BECAUSE YOUR WORLD IS A FUCKING SHITTY PLACE, NOT ENOUGH VIOLENCE OR BLOODSHED, EXECPT EARLY ON. THAT SHIT WAS PRETTY TIGHT IN MY OPINION WITH THE FUCKING VIKINGS AND ROMANS AND STUFF. NOW, YOU ACCEPT THE DEAL?"

Actions.

>Sure... So long as I don't get mutated against my will or forced to do something I don't really like.
>I think I can deal with it on my end, thanks though.
>Who the fuck is Archaon?
>...No, fuck no.

>>394668
>>Who the fuck is Archaon?

>>394686
seconded

>>394668
>>Sure... So long as I don't get mutated against my will or forced to do something I don't really like.
>>Who the fuck is Archaon?

"Who the fuck is Archaon?"

"THE EVERCHOSEN CHAMPION OF CHAOS OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD UNTIL HE CAME OUT AS A FUCKING TRANS THANKS TO SLAANESHI'S FUCKERY."

"...One of your chaos champions... Turned into a transvestite?"

"YEAH! THE FUCKER EMBRACED IT AND FUCKING ORDERED BOOB-PLATE! BOOB-PLATE! NO FUCKING REAL ARMOR! JUST FUCKING BOOB-PLATE THE LITTLE FUCKING CUNT! HE EVEN CLAIMED THAT AN AXE IS TOO FUCKING HARD TO USE AND HE GOT HIS ASS BEATEN BY A FUCKING ORK!"
Your mind descends into yelling, anger issues, and angry shouting.

"SO FUCK HIS SHIT UP IS ALL I'M SAYING."

Actions.

>...Why do you guys even call yourself chaos? Why not be more... I don't know... Lawful? Like systematic killing or something?
>I think I can accept the deal to kill the Everchosen. Can't be too tough, can he?
>Yeah, no. I don't give a shit, good bye.

>>394706
>I think I can accept the deal to kill the Everchosen. Can't be too tough, can he?

>>394706
>>I think I can accept the deal to kill the Everchosen. Can't be too tough, can he?

>>394706
>I think I can accept the deal to kill the Everchosen. Can't be too tough, can he?

>>394706
>>...Why do you guys even call yourself chaos? Why not be more... I don't know... Lawful? Like systematic killing or something?

>>394706
>I think I can accept the deal to kill the Everchosen. Can't be too tough, can he?

Just something to do, I mean we are allready here anyways and all.

"Sure, I guess."

"THANKS MAN. SEE YOU AROUND."

The voice disappears, and you find yourself staring at your brother's scar. You shake yourself out of it, and look at your brother's Achilles heel, which is healing rapidly. In a matter of moments, it fully heals up.

"Something wrong?"

Actions.

>Nope, not at all.
>...Did you hear a voice when you briefly lost consciousness?
>Yeah. Apparently the Gods of this world healed you. Or at least the bro-tier one did.
>Write-In

>>394737
>>Yeah. Apparently the Gods of this world healed you. Or at least the bro-tier one did.

>>394737
>>Yeah. Apparently the Gods of this world healed you. Or at least the bro-tier one did.

"Yeah, apparently the gods of this world healed you. Or at least the bro-tier one did."

"Oh. Cool, good I guess."

"Yep. Now, I'm going to check in on the vampire over there."

"Alright, I guess."

You walk over to the vampire, who's basically just checking the bodies of the non-incineratod or stomped Orks.

"What are you looking for?"

"Oh, just some feminine products, if you will."

"...Feminine products?"

"Ork ears and teeeth make good alchemy regents."

Actions.

>...You're into alchemy? So am I!
>Just wondering... What's your name? I never actually asked?
>...What's my performance level in bed, m'lady?
>So... Do you know the way out of here?
>Write-In

>>394783
>>...You're into alchemy? So am I!
>>Just wondering... What's your name? I never actually asked?

>>394783
>>...You're into alchemy? So am I!
>>Just wondering... What's your name? I never actually asked?

"You are into alchemy?"

"Yes, it's a... Family tradition, of sorts."

"Ah. Well, so am I!"

"Truly? Well then, mind if I ask how many wolfbane leaves and oak saplings it takes to create a healing potion?"

Actions

>You know this like the back of your hand! (Alchemy, HARD)
>Erh... I'm not sure, to be honest.
>I never created a healing potion before.
>I specialize in mutagen, not really... Well, anything else.
>Write-In

>>394823
>>I specialize in mutagen, not really... Well, anything else.

Going to sleep now, Anons (You) better not fuck up killing Archaeon if we get to it.

>>394823
>>I never created a healing potion before
changed my vote

"Well... I've never created a healing potion before."

"Ah. I suspected as much, judging from the sudden pause."

"Sudden pause? What sudden pause?"

"You tensed up there for a second... By the way, mind if I ask you for a favor?"

"What is it?"

"So... I haven't exactly fed for a few weeks... I was wondering if I could have some... Well, some blood."

Actions.

>...What happens if you don't drink blood?
>Well...That depends. Will it kill someone, infect them... Give me specifics here, damn it!
>Sure!
>Nope!
>Write-In

>>394849
>>...What happens if you don't drink blood?
>Well...That depends. Will it kill someone, infect them... Give me specifics here, damn it!

"So... What happens if you don't drink blood?"

"Well, generally I stop looking good, and gradually fade away into looking more or less like a skeleton, then finally dying. Again, I suppose. Besides that, my intelligence and control over the undead fade, as I told you with your son, Julius."

"So... What exactly happens if you drink someone's blood? What happens to the people you drink it from?"

"Eh... If I leave very little, then generally they also become vampires. If I leave plenty, then they simply are fine."

"So how much do you need?"

"Two pints, like normal."

Actions.

>Oh, sure then. I can give you some.
>Why don't you ask Richard?
>...Can't you drink an Ork's blood? If they have blood?
>Write-In

>>394849
>Write-In
"Will different types of blood have different effects? Is a dragon's blood more potent than a human's?"

Going to wait five more minutes anons.

>>394878
Just wait until we get back to the dwarves and feed on one of them

>>394878
>>...Can't you drink an Ork's blood? If they have blood?

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Dwarves?
2=Orks.

"Why don't you drink off one of the Ork's bodies?"

"Besides being disgusting, they're already dead. That doesn't exactly work for me."

"Oh. Well... Just wondering, is a dragon's blood more potent?"

"Maybe, maybe not. I would most likely argue though, that it would taste delicious."

"Mind if I ask your name at least?"

"It's Franziska von Carstein."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...So, Franziska... Why don't you feed on the dwarves when we get back?
>Ask my brother, alright?
>I guess you can suck some of my blood.
>Just... Uh. Wait a while longer, we'll be out of here alright? No need to suck anyone's blood yet.
>Write-In

>>394957
>...So, Franziska... Why don't you feed on the dwarves when we get back?

>>394957
>>Just... Uh. Wait a while longer, we'll be out of here alright? No need to suck anyone's blood yet.

Waiting five more minutes.

>>394957
>>Just... Uh. Wait a while longer, we'll be out of here alright? No need to suck anyone's blood yet.

I'm back, I got promoted at work, so I've been busy as fuck, what's been going on? AND IS THE ECONOMY OK?!

>>395000
The economy is fine. We've had enough surplus to "waste" 10 billion on failed mutagen experiments.

...one day we'll manage to get the dragon mutagen right. One day...

>>395019
>billion
Sorry, meant milion.

Back.

"Just wait a while longer, alright? We'll get you some more blood."

"Very well then. I suppose I can wait."

Actions.

>...So, what exactly did you do before... You know, becoming a vampire?
>So, just wondering... Are you religious?
>Yeah, well... I suppose I'll see you around once we get back to the dwarf's place, alright?
>Write-In

>>395032
>>...So, what exactly did you do before... You know, becoming a vampire?

>>395032
>>...So, what exactly did you do before... You know, becoming a vampire?

>>395000
As for what's been going on... well, long story. But we found some portals leading to other worlds, in one of them Ren's mother lives. And in another, or it might be the same one, is what's basically the warhammer fantasy universe. That's where we are now.

Read the summaries for each thread on suptg if you want to know some big events you missed.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European

"So... What exactly did you do before being a vampire?"

"Before? I am still a Sister of Sigmar."

"...Sister of Sigmar?"

"Yes. It's rather similar to your... Convents of nuns back on Earth. Except we fight for Lord Sigmar, of course."

"How can a vampire be religious?"

"Well, I'm not too religious anymore, since I began to travel the world from Norsca to Araby. Most likely because I have to tolerate those of different religions."

Actions
>Who's Sigmar?
>Why exactly did you begin to travel the world?
>Why would you become a vampire then, if you are a nun?
>...What exactly is the Sisters of Sigmar?
>Write-In

>>395072
>>Who's Sigmar?

>>395072
>>Who's Sigmar?
>>Why would you become a vampire then, if you are a nun?

>>395072
Btw, QuestingQM, why is the link to suptg that's in the character sheet broken into two? Andy why isn't a clickable link?

>>395100
>>395100
Fixed it.

"...Who's Sigmar?"

"He's the god of the Empire, patron of said Empire, battle, governance, strength, and warhammers."

"...Warhammers?"

"Especially warhammers."

"Oh. Why exactly did you become a vampire if you're a nun?"

"Well... I got it in order to go into plague-ridden cities to cure and heal the infected inside of it. I've been doing that for about... Fourty years now?"

"...How old are you?"

"About sixty."

"You look like you're in your twenties!"

She blushes slightly.
"Thanks for noticing."

Actions.

>What are the Sisters of Sigmar?
>You're a healer?
>How exactly did you use that magic back there? I doubt a healer knows that.
>...I suppose that's rather charitable for a vampire to assist the ill and downtrodden.
>Well, I suppose I must go now...
>Write-In

Waiting ten more minutes anons.

>>395130
>>...I suppose that's rather charitable for a vampire to assist the ill and downtrodden.

"I suppose that's rather charitable for a vampire to assist the ill and downtrodden."

"Ah, thank you for showing some interest in my work... Now, I assume we should probably get back before more Orks show up."

"I suppose that would be for the best then."

You, Richard, and Franziska head back to the Dwarven Stronghold...

PoV time!

>Switch to Claw's escape with Bismark!
>Remain as Renexizious!

>>395198
>>Switch to Claw's escape with Bismark!
Damn, we almost hit it off with her. Ah well.

>>395198
>>Switch to Claw's escape with Bismark!

Claw's Escape it is.

You are Claw, and you are hiding in the IT room of... Well, whatever this place is. You've also decided to steal a "computer", whatever that is, in order to continue playing World of Reichscraft. However, you realize that you must escape this facility with the help of Bismar-

"Why are you narrating?"

"...I don't know, it sounded fitting."

"Whatever."

He sits down.

"What the hell am I doing... I don't even know what you are."

Actions.

>That's not important, really.
>I am the dreaded viking, Vengar Longanson! Or just call me Claw. I guess.
>...I'm a sidekick to a dragon, man.
>Shut the fuck up! There might be women outside there! We can't freak them out with thinking on what I am!
>Write-In

>>395237
>...I'm a sidekick to a dragon, man.
"My name's Claw. Yes, really."

Waiting five more minutes.

>>395261
this,I guess.

"Well... I'm sidekick to a dragon. And my name's Claw. Yes. It really is Claw."

"Dragons aren't real, and why the fuck am I talking to someone who can apparently shapeshift from a human into a giant fucking wolf with slime coming out of it? Not to mention, Claw is a highly cliche name for a wolf... Guy."

"HEY! I fucking love my slime, don't say shit about it. And there's nothing wrong about my name."

"I didn't even put my opinion on i-"

"Shut it, you!"

You look around the IT office carefully... There's a ventilation shaft, a fridge, and a few pictures, along with a desk and a computer. You realize that your slightly hungry, and look towards the fringe. You can only dream of the food they have in the future!

"...Fucking hell. How the hell am I supposed to smuggle you out?"

Actions.

>We can get through the ventilation!
>...Why don't we just walk out?
>I could just absorb you into my slime, and we can rush the guards and escape.
>...Why am I coming up with the plan here?
>...Just wondering... Do you have any food in that fridge?
>We can stay the night in here! It's like a sleep-over!
>Write-In

>>395296
>>We can get through the ventilation!
Claw is a sneaky bastard when riled up.

"Let's just take the ventilation."

"...Well, I suppose that could work..."

Actions.

>I have an idea... We'll both crawl in, nothing special, and get through!
>...I'll shapeshift into my wolf form, and well... Asorb you. Hopefully we'll go faster through it.
>I have an idea! I'll go in my natural form, and you'll just follow through, and hopefully not get stuck in my slime!
>Write-In

>>395353
>...I'll shapeshift into my wolf form, and well... Absorb you. Hopefully we'll go faster through it.
I'm not sure how this works but putting two bodies in a cramped ventilation shaft sounds really sucky.

"Well... I guess I'll shapeshift into my wolf form, and I'll absorb you. Hopefully we won't get as cramped and can go through it."

"Erh... No?"

"Why?"

"I just bought these clothes for a date after work! I don't want them to be ruined, alright?"

Actions.

>I understand. I think. Just crawl behind me, I guess.
>What's a date? You don't think you actually know what this means.
>Come on, it's comfy, fuzzy and I promise it doesn't stain! I think! (Charisma, HARD)
>I never said this was up for debate. (Intimidation, HARD)
>You can always take off your clothes and get inside me. It won't be weird, I promise. (Autism)
>Write-In

>>395396
>>You can always take off your clothes and get inside me. It won't be weird, I promise. (Autism)
Hopefully we can level up our autism today.

>>395396
>>I understand. I think. Just crawl behind me, I guess.

Waiting ten more minutes.

>>395396
>>You can always take off your clothes and get inside me. It won't be weird, I promise. (Autism)
My mind is telling me no, but my funnybone is telling me yes!

Roll me a 1d20+3 to not realize the obvious homosexual joke in here.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395428

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395428

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395428
physicalformofautism.jpg

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395428

>>395436
thanks lad

the economy doesn't need saving, so I'll be lurking...

19+3=22

Great Success!

"Just take off your clothes and get inside me."

"Sure, I guess."

"Good. Good."

You shapeshift into your wolf form, and he takes off his clothes, and... Steps inside you.

"No homo, right?"

"S-Sure. No homo."

"What's with the dela-"

You grab him and force him into you. You carefully get a box and put his clothes in, and begin climbing up through the ventilation shafts with senpa- You mean Bismark's clothes.

Roll me a 1d20+10 for sneaking out!

>>395445
What do you feel about the internal politics of keeping industry in Stockholm and Russia?

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>395454

>>395456
>politics
I don't deal with bureaucracy and hat wearers, I deal with numbers. If history has taught us anything, we let our industry stay in our country, and not let it out of ours, Trump is right about some things

Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>395454
Were taking this man back home with us, he's now claws new husbundo

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>395454

Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>395454
We're a greased furry ball of someone else's problem.

>>395460
And if there's anything CK2 teaches you, it's that money is very much power. As power flows through our system of government properly, so too should money. I was asking if you think, within the confines of our own empire, that there would be any discontent on the spread of that wealth.

9+10=19

Minor Failure!

You crawl through the vents, greasing it up with slime. Eventually you come to a slight grate, and hear someone below say something.

"...Did you hear something?"

"I think I did... Also, why is there slime in my coffee?"

Actions.

>...Shit, don't let them raise the alarm! Drop down and absorb them into the furry mass that is you! (Agility)
>Creep them out. Ask a really personal question and hope they just think your someone else's problem. (Autism, HARD)
>Try to convince them you aren't up here. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In

>>395476
>Creep them out. Ask a really personal question and hope they just think your someone else's problem. (Autism, HARD)
We shall be Claw now.

>>395476
>Creep them out. Ask a really personal question and hope they just think your someone else's problem. (Autism, HARD)
We need to level up claws autism

>>395475
>Creep them out. Ask a really personal question and hope they just think your someone else's problem. (Autism, HARD)
fuck it, it'd be so funny that we have to do it.
>>395475
I'm not sure, things are looking pretty good right now, most groups are ok with us, and the people like us, let's not make any radical changes, yet.

Roll me a 1d20+3.

Additional +2 if you give me something very creepy or autistic to ask from the ventilation.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>395485

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>395485
we ask how you're supposed to walk away after doing a 360 after doing an xbox.

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395485

16+3=19

"...How does one walk away after doing a 360 after doing an Xbox?"

"What the fuck?"

"...I think I've had too much coffee."

You hear him spill coffee on the ground, and walk away. You didn't really scare them. You just said something strange.

You continue to crawl through the ventilation, and you see... France? Ahead of you... Of course, if you climb out of the ventilation now, you'll be exposed as a giant wolf covered in slime, in the middle of broad daylight. You also realize that shifting down will mean Bismark will lack clothes. And he cannot put them on in the ventilation shaft...

Actions.

>Shapeshift back down into human form, and let senpa- You mean Bismark go.
>Go into the city, but shapeshift into your true size. No one will lay a finger on your senpa- You mean, you will make sure no one recognizes Bismark!
>...Nah, people shouldn't care, I mean, there's way more interesting stuff to look at besides you!
>Let Bismark out of your slime, and go down.
>Write-In

>>395508
I thought of a much better, but I was too autistic to ask for a redo

>>395508
>Go into the city, but shapeshift into your true size. No one will lay a finger on your senpa- You mean, you will make sure no one recognizes Bismark!

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395476
>Creep them out. Ask a really personal question and hope they just think your someone else's problem. (Autism, HARD)

You know coffee makes some people poop heavily? Like one minute after they drink it. I've heard it explained that the adnergic receptors that govern sleeping and pooping are stimulated by it. Do either of you have to poop right now?

>>395508
>>Go into the city, but shapeshift into your true size. No one will lay a finger on your senpa- You mean, you will make sure no one recognizes Bismark!

>>395508
>>Let Bismark out of your slime, and go down.

You slowly crawl out into Paris's streets, and grow to a three-story wolf monster. Civilians start running away, and the few guards in the base start shooting at you.

Actions.

>...Ignore that, and rush towards an alleyway that can fit you, so you can shapeshift down. (Agility)
>...You're slightly hungry. Maybe guards taste good? (Body)
>Roll around and try to absorb civilians! Maybe you can digest them later! (Agility)
>Try to find Bismark's house! You've just got to track down the scent! (Intelligence)
>Vacuum time! Start sucking up as much as possible! (Agility)
>Write-In

>>395527
>>...Ignore that, and rush towards an alleyway that can fit you, so you can shapeshift down. (Agility)
Sneaky is best.

>>395527
>Try to find Bismark's house! You've just got to track down the scent! (Intelligence)

Waiting five more minutes.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Ignore the shots!
2=Find Bismark's house!

>>395527
>...You're slightly hungry. Maybe guards taste good? (Body)

Roll me a 1d20+10 to lower your wanted level.

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>395557

Waiting five more minutes.

More people should roll.

Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>395557

6+10=16

Failure!

You sprint into a nearby alleyway, and begin to shift down. Eventually Bismark emerges, covered in slime and spitting out little chunks of slime. However, soldiers run into the alleyway, confused that the giant wolf is gone. The look at the two of you, and begin to put things together.

Actions.

>...I'm not the wolf your looking for? (Charisma, HARD)
>You all smell funny. Hey, why don't you show me pictures of your wife? I promise I won't get any ideas. (Autism)
>Put your hands up to surrender.
>Shapeshift back into wolf form.
>Write-In

Anons? You still alive?

>>395579
>You all smell funny. Hey, why don't you show me pictures of your wife? I promise I won't get any ideas. (Autism)
Quest has been really slow lately.

Roll me a 1d20+3

Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>395612

>>395692
autism powers activate

Oh dear god.

"...You all smell funny. Just wondering... Do any of you have pictures of your wives? I need to borrow them for a few days. Also, could you all include name, address, and if you could, sexual preference."

The men retreat, and Bismark comes up to you.

"...Wow. Your bluff for trying to fuck their wives worked."

"Who said it was a bluff? I genuinely wanted their photos."

"...Your fucking weird. Where's my clothes?"

"Don't worry, I got them in this box."

He opens up the slime-covered box, and finds... Clean clothes. Huh. He begins putting them on.

"You can be inside me any time, Bismark."

"Fucking stop. Stop. Please, stop."

"...Please?"

"No! Now, I suppose you need a place to stay... I guess you could stay over for a few days, but here's some ground rules..."

"What?"

"First off, no creeping out my girlfriend. Number two, don't fucking stain anything with your slime or whatever. Number three, don't try and fuck my girlfriend. Number four... Don't get fur everywhere."

Actions.

>...I can agree to that, alright.
>Let's compromise... (Charisma, Specify what to change.)
>I'll find my own place to sleep!
>...Where am I supposed to sleep?
>Write-In

>>395716
>...I can agree to that, alright

Going to continue this later, please keep voting though.

>>395716
>What about a threesome?

>>395716
>Let's compromise... (Charisma, Specify what to change.)>What about a threesome?

>>395742
This. Let's let the autism flow freely.

>>395782
Sounds like when there's a hot girl with me

>>395716
>>...I can agree to that, alright.
>>395716

>>395742
This

>>395716
>>...I can agree to that, alright.

>>395742
seconded

>>395716
> Use >>395742. What about a threesome?

Thine Autism is strong. Autism has leveled up.
Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>396543
Yes, yes, let the autism flow through us.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>396543
Now I am become Autist, destroyer of nuance

>>396562
15+4=19

Failure!

"H-How abo-about a threesome?" You ask nervously.

"What? No! I'm not gay and I won't let you fuck my girlfriend, Jesus. Do you agree to follow the rules in my house at the least?"

You can't help but be angry at that.

Actions

>Fine, I agree.
>Fine, I agree (Lie)
>No, I can find my own place, alright?
>I'm not gay!
>Write In

>>396642
>>Fine, I agree (Lie)

>>396642
>Fine, I agree.
But then
>I'm not gay!

>>396642
>>Fine, I agree.

>>396669
>>396648
>>396642
Can we try to cuck him though?

"F-Fine! Your loss!"

"...Yeah, alright. Let's pretend this never happened, alright?"

"O-Of course."

"Good."

"I-I'm not gay. If that's what your wondering."

"...Honestly that wouldn't surprise me, but come on, I haven't even gone on a date with her yet."

You wonder what a date is, then ask a question.

"...I-If you never went on a date with her... Then how is she your girlfriend?"

"Shut up! I-I haven't ever gotten a girlfriend, alright?"

You nearly laugh.

"L-Let's just get back to my place, alright?"

"Fine."

After a while of walking through the Paris streets, you finally get to what seems to be Bismark's place, which has rather interesting architecture, You go inside, and he goes up the stairs.

"So... Just... Uh, don't fucking touch anything until I get back. I need to get some groceries, alright?"

"Alright then."

"Thank you."

He leaves, and your curiosity gets the better of you... Why not search around in his house?

From what you can see, there's a few sections of the house.

Actions.

>...Nah, you won't pull that shit on Bismark. Don't search in any of the rooms and remain where you are.
>Search the living room. Which looks more or less like a man cave.
>Search the bedroom.
>...Follow Bismark, you too need groceries.
>Kitchen? Maybe there's food in there...
>What's in the basement?
>A study! Cool! What's in it?
>Write-In

>>396708
>>...Nah, you won't pull that shit on Bismark. Don't search in any of the rooms and remain where you are.

>>396708
>>...Nah, you won't pull that shit on Bismark. Don't search in any of the rooms and remain where you are

>>396708
>>...Nah, you won't pull that shit on Bismark. Don't search in any of the rooms and remain where you are.
Try and see if there's a place to set up the computer tho, the world of reichscraft calls

Waiting five more minutes.

>>396726
this.

You attempt to find a place to set up the computer. You realize that you have no idea on how a computer works, and you put it on what seems to be a coffee table in the living room. You attempt to type stuff into the black screen, but it doesn't work.

Actions.

>What do those wires do? (Intelligence, HARD)
>Maybe you should just find something else to do.
>...Fuck this, is there an instruction manual? (Intelligence)
>You should probably wait for Bismark to come back before you break this computer.

>>396793
>>What do those wires do? (Intelligence, HARD)

>>396793
>...Fuck this, is there an instruction manual? (Intelligence)
Don't wanna break it.

>>396793
>>...Fuck this, is there an instruction manual? (Intelligence)
>>396793

Roll me a 1d20+1.

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>396841

Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>396841

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>396841

10+1=11

Failure!

You attempt to find an instruction manual, and realize that there was no instruction manual to begin with... It takes you nearly an hour to figure that out, and you search all over.

Actions

>Nah, this is stupid. Just wait for Bismark.
>...You should search around this house a little.
>Play around with the wires, maybe they do something? (Intelligence, HARD)
>Write-In

>>396894
>>Nah, this is stupid. Just wait for Bismark.

>>396894
>Play around with the wires, maybe they do something? (Intelligence, HARD)

>>396894
>Nah, this is stupid. Just wait for Bismark.
Lets not break the damn thing.

You decide to wait for Bismark, and a few minutes pass. You hear him open the door, and come up with a bag of groceries.

"Hey, what are you doing with the computer you stole?"

"I'm trying to figure out how to work it."

"Eh, let me take a look at once I put some stuff in the fridge."

A few minutes pass of impatient waiting, and he comes over.

"...You sure you want to play it on the coffee table?"

"Yeah, I like sitting on the couch, it's comfy."

"Alright... Now hang on."

He starts plugging some stuff into the walls, and a few more minutes pass.

"Alright, so it should work. Just don't slam it or anything."

"Got it. You want to play as well?"

"Nah, I got to get ready for my date."

Actions.

>...Why don't you practice with me, senpa- I mean, Bismark? (Autism)
>Oh, good luck then.
>...I'm going to bet it's going to end in disaster.
>Sure, bring back something to eat like chips or something.
>...Could I come along? (Charisma)
>Write-In

>>396954
>>...Could I come along? (Charisma)

>>396954
>>...Could I come along? (Charisma)

>>396954
>...Could I come along? (Charisma)
Go PUPPER!

Roll me a 1d20+1

>>396960
This.

Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>397085

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>397085

Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>397085

14+1=15

Success!

"C-Could I come along too?"

You give him your puppy eyes of legend.

"...Fine. Just don't creep her out or anything, alright?"

Actions.

>I promise.
>...I promise... But you'll be mine... Soon. (Lie.)
>I'll try, I guess.
>Write-In

>>397120
>I'll try, I guess.

>>397120
>>I'll try, I guess.

>>397120
>>...I promise... But you'll be mine... Soon. (Lie.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
Thread theme right now, a shout out to my main man Claw.

>>397120
>...I promise... But you'll be mine... Soon. (Lie.)

"S-Sure. I'll try, I guess."

You'll be mine... Soon, soon.

"Thanks man. Now just... Erh, wait a few minutes while I get ready."

You wait a while longer, and he comes out in a suit.

"How do I look?"

"Good. I guess."

"Yeah. Alright, come on. Let's do this."

You follow him outside.

"So... Where exactly are you meeting her at?"

"It's a rather nice cafe not too far away from here, run by Frenchmen, and has rather good coffee."

"...Mind if I ask what ethinicity she is?"

"She's French, why?"

"...In nazi-occupied France? You sure that's a good idea?"

"It's better then not having a girlfriend, man. See, there's the cafe, now... Come on."

You walk into the cafe, and he goes up to the bar, sitting down. You sit next to him on one of the stools.

"...How are you supposed to figure out who she is?"

"...Shit... Uh, hope that she recognizes me?"

"Well... Alright."

You see a girl walk in, a black hair, that sort of thing. Dress, and looks like she's on a date... She walks up next to Bismark.

"Are you Bismark?"

"Y-Y-"

Actions.

>Order a drink, just let Bismark figure this out on his own.
>...Quickly distract Bismark's date in order to save Bismark from fucking up! (Autism)
>Introduce yourself as Bismark. (Charisma)
>...Ask if she'd like a tumble. (Autism, HARD)
>...Distract everyone by shapeshifting! You'll prevent Bismark's blunder by making a bigger blunder!
>Write-In

>>397212
>...Quickly distract Bismark's date in order to save Bismark from fucking up! (Autism)

>>397212
>>...Quickly distract Bismark's date in order to save Bismark from fucking up! (Autism)

Roll me a 1d20+4

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>397247

>>397212
>...Quickly distract Bismark's date in order to save Bismark from fucking up! (Autism)
Let's do this!
Though I don't know if this option refers to autism-level wingmanship or autism-date take-over. Both are good!

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>397247

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>397247

"W-Who are you?"

"I am Marguerite. Are you Bismark?"

Bismark snaps out of it, and seems to be about to speak again.

Actions.

>Yes, yes I am.
>No, that's Bismark.
>Uh. That would be the bartender. I think.
>Do you have any photos of you I can borrow? (Autism)
>Write-In

>>397270
>No, that's Bismark.