>>377710
>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

>>377710
>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

>>377710
>post about how great jury nullification is

>>377710
>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

Such as masturbating in public. Waitno.

>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

>Check out your surroundings some more

>Seduce someone nearby

I'm not seeing the wholesome* part of this yet.

>>377710
>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

>Put shoe on head
Fuck yeah, you're back, Nano!

>>377710
>Check out your surroundings some more

>>377710
>>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

>>377710
>A COMPLETELY WORK-SAFE ACTIVITY IN THE NUDE

>>377710
>Incantation: Order Pizza
Need food to seduce and trick people.

>put shoe on head

>Incantation: Order Pizza

We need food!

>Incantation: Take a Nap

Back to our regurarly scheduled wet dream.

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I should do things. Yup. I stroll around the area, looking for something – anything to do. The first problem is that I'm nude. I don't have anything against wearing my birthday suit, but it might cause worldwide lust and panic.

...Why is that a problem again?

I'll think about that later. I've already circled around the entire room. It's a lot smaller than I initially thought. Guess it's a tiny apartment complex or something. Now that I've scoped out the place, I'll rummage through the drawers. Everything is male clothing, freshly washed. Smells nice.

Now, what can I do with these?

The first and only thing that comes to mind is relieving myself. Wait, I should keep it work-safe! Resist the temptation!

Work-safe.

Wait, I'm a succubus. Why do I care? I bite down on my lip and bring a clean pair of briefs to my nose. I inhale and fling myself down on the bed. Lowering my hand down to my lower body, I tell myself, “To hell with work-safe!” and–

The door clicks open.

I turn my head over to the entrance and, unmistakably, there was a person there. More specifically, a man. He drops a plastic bag down to the floor. An apple rolls off into the world beyond.

“Excuse me,” I say offhandedly, continuing to do my business.

My words suddenly put him in full panic mode, “Whoa, who are you, why are you naked, why are you in my apartment naked, and what in the world are you doing!?”

I blink. Does this guy not know? “I'm masturbat–”

“Yes, I know that!” He huffs, frustrated. “I'm asking why are you doing it in a stranger's home!”

“What, are you embarrassed?” I giggle.

“No,” he says bluntly. “I'm going to call the authorities.”

“Wait~” I put on my most seductive face. “I'm a succubus.”

“I'm a homosexual.”

“God dammit!”

“Well, if you're a succubus, I guess I can forgive the little finger-dancing you're doing. But why are you here exactly?” The man motions over to the entire apartment.

“I was summoned.” I pick up the jury notice and hold it up in the air. “This was the pact. Why I got sucked into jury duty, I have no idea. A contract is a contract, though.”

“Ahhh!” He screams. “That's mine!” Immediately, his frown changes into a beaming smile. “This is good. This is great! Now, you can go to jury duty instead of me!”

I narrow my eyes. “What.”

“Never mind the details!” He runs up to me and shakes my hand with both of his. “I'm Teann, nice to meet you.”

>“I am Alteia.”
>“I am none-of-your-business.”
>“I am– can we have sex yet?”
>“I am hungry and naked.”

>>377894
>“I am Alteia.”
>“I am hungry and naked.”

>>377894
>>“I am– can we have sex yet?”
He could at least hook us up if he's too gay to fuck us.

>>377894
>>“I am hungry and naked.”
This is gonna be Cockblocked Succubus Quest ain't it?

>>377894
>>“I am hungry and naked.”

>“I am hungry and naked.”
>“I am Alteia.”

>“I am Alteia.”
>“I am hungry and naked.”
>“I am– can we have sex yet?”

>>377894
>“I am hungry and naked.”

>>377905
That's the title up above, isn't it?

>>“I am– can we have sex yet?”

I know this'll never happen, but god damn it we must try.

>“I am hungry and naked.”
>“I am Alteia.”

Alteia is automatically best girl.

>“I am hungry and naked.”

>“I am Alteia.”
>“I am hungry and naked.”
Does Teann have pizza or food?

>>377894
>>“I am none-of-your-business.”

>Become succubus (male)
>“I am– can we have sex yet?”

Making lemonade out of lemons, here.

>>377894
>>“I am Alteia.”
>“I am hungry and naked.”
>Pull your pants down now, not great fare but a girl ahs gotta eat.

>>377894
>“I am hungry and naked.”

>>377894
>“I am Alteia.”
>“I am hungry and naked.”

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I look into his eyes dead-on. “I am hungry and naked.”

“Fine,” he sighs. “I'll give you some food and clothes. In the meantime, could you stop it with your self-pleasuring?”

“Oh. I didn't realize.” I sit up straight on the bed and wait obediently for him to return.

When Teann returns, he lays down a neatly folded ivory shirt and shorts for me to wear. “Wear this, please. I'll go throw together a sandwich while you're doing that.”

“Thank you.” I grin. “I am Alteia, by the way.”

I put on the shirt immediately. Though the sleeves are too long, I make do by rolling up the cuffs up to my elbows and folding it once-over. My smile widens as I put on Teann's boxers before slipping into his shorts. There. Modern succubus is go.

Teann lays down some kind of sandwich plate on top of the table. I lick my lips and stuff the thing into my mouth. It's been literally years since I was able to eat. The comforting feeling of having something in my stomach is the best. Now, if only I could have something else inside.

As I wipe my mouth, I stand up and drop my smile. This is business now. “Now that the pleasantries are over, I shall formally introduce myself. I am Alteia, the 4304th Demon. I am here by contract and I shall be assisting you with... jury duty, I guess. Now, since you were not here during the time I was summoned, nor was it your intention to summon me, I will excuse you from the taking-your-soul part.”

“Oh thank God. I need my soul for things.” Despite his words, Teann didn't seem too worried in the first place.

“Hmm.” I bring a finger to my lip, sucking on it idly. “I'm curious. How did you manage to get a piece of parchment to summon me?”

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“Well, you see...” He folds his arms, lost in thought. “I remember getting summoned for jury duty. While I was cursing under my breath, I cut my finger and got it all over the paper. I think that's about it.”

“You summoned a succubus through obscenities?” I proudly give him a thumbs up. “I'm impressed!”

“Somehow, I always manage to fuck everything up,” he laughs dejectedly. “Everyone calls me the 'Great Wizard's Mistake' and such.”

“The Great Wizard? I feel like I've heard that once before.”

“Let me introduce myself.” He scratches at his chin awkwardly. “I'm Teann Infer, son of Vander Infer, the Magus.”

“Ohhh!” I clasp my hands in recognition. Delightedly, I add, “I fucked your dad before!”

He buries his head in his hands, a deep sigh escaping his lips.

“He was pretty hot when he was young.” Not to mention he had a huge dick, but I'll keep that in my head. The poor guy in front of me is in shambles. “Anyway. This is unprecedented. I've never been summoned by a piece of paper before. Usually, you can only get the tiny imps or dumb sprites out of scrolls.”

“...Is it really something that special?” He lifts his head up from his arms.

“Yeah.” In any case, I should contract with someone higher-up who knows about this. “So, with that out of the way, do you know of any lawyers around?”

Teann is taken by surprise. “Huh? I think there is a firm around here, but why?”

“I need to speak to a devil.”

He furrows his brow. “So it's true that all lawyers are demons?”

“Of course not,” I say, dismissing his thoughts with a wave of my hand. “But it's true that one in ten certified lawyers is a demon. Most of them are insurance or litigation, go figure.”

“I see.” Teann nods. “Then I'll escort you to the firm.”

I look at him. “Don't you have a job or something?”

“The gay son of a wealthy wizard doesn't need a job.” Teann almost looks proud.

>Have him escort* me.
>I would probably find better, less-gay males without him around.
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Oops, I cut off the post early.

>>378079
>Have him escort* me.
A gay best friend.

>>378082
>>Have him escort* me.
>have any bi freinds?

>>378082
>>I would probably find better, less-gay males without him around.

>>378082
>>Have him escort* me.

>Have him """""""""""escort*""""""""""""" me.

>>378082
What does the star mean?

>Have him """"""""""""""""""escort*""""""""""""""""""" me.

>>378082
>>Have him escort* me.
We don't exactly know where the firm is.

>>378082
>>I would probably find better, less-gay males without him around.

>>378082
>I would probably find better, less-gay males without him around.

>>378082
>Have him escort* me.
Guys. The ultimate test of a succubus's charm is to seduce and fuck a gay boy. We can do it.

>>378127
So drug them and rape them?

>>378130
It's too easy if it's not consensual

>>378082
>Have him escort* me.

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I'll have him escort me. After all, he's not half-bad. If only he weren't a cock-lover. Teann's got short-cut black hair that's parted to the side. He's slim, has muscles where it counts, and, if he's like his dad, has a big penis. Mmmh, penis. I pocket the jury notice. “Okay, lead on.”

“Sure.”

Teann walks me over to the entrance, opening the door to the outside. The sun feels nice after years of hellish fire. Purgatory housing was never my thing. The land is alive and bustling. Merchants stumble through the road, dragging their merchandise by wooden handwagons. A few stop and wave at Teann but glance quizzically over to me. I give them a coy smile and a delicate wave. Some reel over to hide their bursting erections. Feels good.

“So, where are we?” I remember something vague from the jury notice. “Some province? Sorry, it's been a while since I've been in these lands.”

“We're in Province One.” Teann eyes glance over to me. “And this town here is Anora. This is a town where the 'other races' are free to live where they choose.”

I gasp. “Oh, right. Your daddy said that discrimination to beasts and monsters was pretty bad during the time. I guess it hasn't changed much.”

“Yeah,” he mutters, lowering his eyes. A frown stretches across his face. “The other provinces do not trust our towns too kindly.”

Humans are so foolish. They'll never do anything with these petty fights. “There's an easy solution to your problem, Teann. Just fuck everything and everyone until we're all part-human or part-succubus. Then there will be no discrimination.”

Teann looks like he's about to say something heartfelt. “Are you a retard?”

Maybe not. I shrug. “You think it's funny, but it's more plausible than anything else.”

“Teann!” A voice rings through the lull of the morning. A blond male bearing plate armor walks forward jovially. His greaves clank with every passing step. His green eyes light up at the sight of my escort. “You seem well. Are you any less of a man-lover now? Did this girl woo you back to straightdom?”

“Cail,” he frowns. “Nothing's changed. I still prefer the same gender.”

“Oh, is that so?” He grins, looking over to me. “Then who is she to you? A whore? Another one of those mages?”

Teann glances at me desperately.

>Fib my way out.
>Give him the truth.
>Play along with Cail.
>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”
>”I'm everyone's personal fuck-toy.”

>>378253
>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”

>>378253
>”I'm everyone's personal fuck-toy.”

>>378253
>Play along with Cail.

>>378082
>Have him escort* me.

>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”
>Mmm. Penis.
God damn it.

>>378253
>>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”

>>378253
>>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”
>>"Mind if I write you down for inspection soon, officer? Improperly sized codpieces can have a damaging effect on erections."

>>378253
>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”
10/10

>>378253
>>“I'm a dick connoisseur and everyone's personal fuck-toy.”

>>378253
>>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”
Last one is a bit too extreme and dick connoisseur is way funnier.

>>378096
It means that it's a pointer

>>378253
Give him the truth,the whole truth,nothing but the truth

>>378253
>>Fib my way out.

>>378253
>”I'm everyone's personal fuck-toy.”

>”I'm everyone's personal fuck-toy.”

>>378253
>>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”

>>“I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for his yearly penis inspection.”

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“Hello, mister,” I smile warmly, a tinge of red creeping up my cheeks. It's all fake but it'll get his heart racing. “I am Altie.”

“A-Ah, oh.” Cail swallows and clears his throat. “How do you do, miss?”

“If you were wondering who I am...” I pause and inch a little closer to Teann. “I'm a dick connoisseur and I'm here for Teann's yearly penis inspection.”

“Of course,” the armored man mumbles, slightly drooling. “Wait, what? That's crazy.”

“It's not crazy at all!” I pant heavily, almost touching myself out of instinct. “You just do not understand the beauty of penis! It is both a weapon and a work of art. You can look at fine peniswork as you would a fencing contest. The beauty to penetrate and be penetrate, nnnngh!”

I cradle myself and rub my thighs against each other, shivering at the thought.

Cail stares vacant-eyed. When I take a deep breath, he jolts awake and shakes his head. “...What just happened?”

“Nothing,” I say, sweetly. “Have a nice day, Mister Cail.”

“Ah, yes, y-you too, madam.” He waves to Teann and me before walking stiffly away.

Teann, who was staying silent, asks, “...Did you do something to him?”

“I didn't do it on purpose, but males tend to get hypnotized the more I get turned on.” I lick my lips. “That kinda foreplay gets me off.”

“Well,” he shrugs, “I'm glad that's over with. He always wants me to get together with a woman. It's his way of looking out for me, but I'd like to touch him all over instead.”

I rub Teann's thigh. “Would you bone Cail?”

“Oh, absolutely,” he says, swatting away my hand.

“Me too!” I jump up and down giddily. “Threesome later?”

“Only if my dick and your vagina never touches.”

“That's fine, I like that kind of play.” I squirm to prove it, but he's already walking away.

Teann and I arrive at the firm after a few minutes. During that time, I've managed to get four males and a female to fall to their knees. Teann signals over to a bespectacled man in a thin black vest.

The man has a ghastly frame and slicked-back brown hair. His permanently squinted eyes glare over at my escort. Loudly closing a leathered folder, he walks over, glaring all the while at Teann. “Do you have any business here?”

“Well, actually...” He points over to me nervously.

I wave.

In an instant, the man straightens his posture and stands at attention. “L-Lady Alteia! I did not know you would be arriving!” The lawyer turns his head back to Teann. “Forgive my rudeness. I am Rufus. Please, sit down.”

Teann and I accept his offer and sit down on the chairs with soft upholstery.

Rufus clasps his hands in excitement. “Lady Alteia, do you need anything? Coffee? Tea? Would you like me to lick your feet?”

“I am fine, thank you.” I smile. Teann looks over in half-disgust and half-awe. “I actually have a question.”

“I will answer to the best of my capability.” He bows. “I am glad to be of use.”

“I actually was summoned here by accident with this thing – here, I'll show you.” I unfurl the folded jury notice and lay it down on the table. “Now, I know it's good manners to not take any souls from the unknowing, but what does Demon Law say?”

Rufus pushes up his glasses, scanning the paper. He digs into a drawer and pulls out an untitled brown book, flipping through some pages. “It doesn't say anything, so you should do what you see fit.”

“Okay, I understand,” I reply back, nodding. “I'll fulfill the contract and then leave here. Thanks for your time.”

“Of course, anything for you.” The man looks over to Teann. “And — Lady Alteia?”

“Yes?”

“Do try to stay out of trouble.”

Once outside the building, Teann grabs my shoulders.

“Are we doing rape play already? Okay, here, let me get into the role.” I breathe quickly. “A-Ahn, no! D-Don't defile me with your big, strong hands!”

He ignores you and says, “'Lady' Alteia?”

“There isn't much to explain. I'm the succubus princess herself, Lady Alteia.” I do a curtsey in his shorts. “Treat me well.”

“I'm surprised and yet so very not surprised.” Teann shakes his head.

“Don't mind too much. I don't care about status. It's only the dick that matters.” I reach over to caress his dick, but he takes a step away.

“Okay. Now that you finished your business here, what are you going to do now?” Teann gestures to the streets. “I could get you acquainted around here if you aren't busy.”

>Be a good girl and take the tour.
>Get something to eat first and make Teann pay for it.
>Get someone to eat first and somehow make Teann pay for it.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.

>>378521
>Be a good girl and take the tour.
Aaaand
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.

>>378521
>Be a good girl and take the tour.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers

>>378521
>>Get something to eat first and make Teann pay for it.

>>378521
>Be a good girl and take the tour.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers

>>378521
>Be a good girl and take the tour.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers

>>378521
>Get something to eat first and make Teann pay for it.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.
Seems to be the fun way to go.

>>378521
>>Get something to wear first and make Teann pay for it.
>>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.

>Get something to eat first and make Teann pay for it.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers.

>>378521
>Be a good girl and take the tour.
>Create terrible misunderstandings with my powers

>"Only if my dick and your vagina never touches."
My sides.

>>378528
what could go wrong:P
happy fun times

>>378521
>Get someone to eat first and somehow make Teann pay for it.

>>378594
i know right but he naver said anything about his hands, or any other body part:P

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“Sure! Along the way, you could sidle along to the nearest alley, have your way with me, and then dump me like the garbage I am~”

“It's been all of five seconds since I've offered to give you a tour and already I'm regretting it.” Teann urges me forward, pushing my back. “Now keep your legs moving and your mouth shut.”

“Oh, I'll keep my legs moving alright.” I giggle, teasing him some more. But obediently, I shut up and take in the scenery. This world is more rural than I thought. Granted, the last time I visited, I was stuck in a large city with more wealth than anything else. I enjoyed being pampered, but this is refreshing too. A couple strolls through the streets, making idle talk as they pass by.

I wink at the man and immediately, he crumples, holding onto dear life (his groin). The woman, who has no clue what is going on, helps him up with a worried look on her face. The man, red-faced, hurriedly escorts the woman into an alley between two large buildings.

Satisfied, I look over with a proud smirk to Teann, who is, for some reason, rubbing his temples.

“I did it.”

“Don't do those things.” With added sentiment, he begged, “Please.”

“If you say so. I'm just pent up and frustrated, so I need to relieve myself somehow.” I rub my hair. “If you want me to stop, you're going to have to offer sacrifice. Your dick.”

“Oh, also. I forgot to ask you something. I was too preoccupied during all... that.” He waves over to the firm. “You and that other devil didn't have any of those demon horns or tails. Why's that?”

“Demon appendages aren't that sexy, so I don't show them. It's all about that soft, bare flesh.” I tug at my shirt, revealing some bare shoulder. “Like this.”

He shrugs. “I don't understand.”

I... actually feel offended. “You must be gay to not like this!”

“I am gay.”

“Semantics.” I pout. “Anyway, I had a question as well. How do you own a home if you don't do anything?”

“Ah, I never explained. I'm the landlord of that housing complex. Though it is technically my father's property, I manage all of it.”

“So you aren't just a deadbeat.”

Teann scoffs. “If anything, I can use magic and become a mage if I wanted to, but I prefer peace and quiet.”

“I agree.” Realizing what I have just said, I blush and correct myself. “Oh, that's not what I meant! I prefer peace and quiet – but only during the day! I'd like to be as loud and raunchy as possible during the night.”

Groaning, Teann says. “You're a piece of work.”

“Glad I got that misunderstanding out of the way.” I turn back to the street and in front of me was...

>A neat and polished clinic.
>A dusty old church.
>A crying maiden.
>A homely bakery.

>>378719
>>A neat and polished clinic.

>>378719
>A dusty old church.
Time for some unorthodox fun.

>>378719
>>A crying maiden.

>A crying maiden.

Time for deliberately misguided love and relationship advice!

>>378719
>>A dusty old church.

>>378719
>>A crying maiden.

>A crying maiden.

>>378719
>A dusty old church.

>>378719
>>A crying maiden.
Church also sounds like fun, but it might just get us upset.

>>378719
>>A crying maiden.

>A homely bakery

All that nice sugar and confectionaries dipped in honey and sugar and delightfully sticky things.

>>378719
>A crying maiden.

>>378719
>>A crying maiden.

>>378719
>A crying maiden.

>>378719
>A crying maiden.
Love swings both ways.

>>378719
>A crying maiden.
Fight gay with gay

>>378924
ahah
fight gay with gay oh lawd

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It was a young woman, who could have been no more than twenty human years, weeping into her hands. The girl's black hair falls to her shoulders, a ribbon tying back the rest. She is sitting alone on a bench, letting her tears stain the front of her shirt.

Teann looks over worriedly to me. “Do you think she is alright?”

“You don't have to worry about it. She reeks of love troubles.” I pat his shoulder encouragingly. “But don't worry, I will help her.”

“I'm even more worried now.”

I walk over to the girl and sit down next to her. “Hello, I'm Altie.”

“...Hello,” she mumbles between sniffling. “I'm Anna.”

I stroke her hair calmly. “What's wrong, cutie?”

“I-I'm hopelessly in love.” Anna brings her hands to her chest, tearing up again. “Every day I see him, I wish he would be together with me. But he wouldn't ever look my way. I have loved him for many years, ever since he came to town as a guard. He looks at me as he would a confidant. I cannot stand it. My heart hurts too much to bear.”

“I'll tell you a little secret then.” I laugh softly. “It's very easy to win the heart of your man. Want to know how?”

The girl rubs her eyes and looks up towards me. She looks almost entranced by my words. “How?”

“All you have to do is cry a little, look at him with upturned eyes, and then spread your legs as far and wide as you ca–”

A quick slap upside my head interrupts the Holy Word of Me.

As I turn around, I'm greeted with Teann's scowling face. “What in the world are you teaching her? It's not okay to play around with a girl's feelings like that!”

I clear my throat, saying nothing to the homosexual. “My point is, just keep those tears in your eyes for a little bit longer.”

“...Eh?” Anna, the cute and docile thing she is, does what she is told.

Just moments after, a man comes sprinting out from the next block awkwardly, his sheathed sword bouncing around his belt. “Anna!” He gasps, panting as he rushes to the girl's side.

I inconspicuously leave, rejoining Teann on the side of the road.

“Anna! I was so worried!” The man clenches his fists, looking down at his feet. “To think you would run off and leave me... I was frightened.”

She blinks back her tears. “Rolan...”

“When you were gone, I never felt so lonesome. Even though you are a barmaid and I, a merchant, I'd like you to stay by my side.” The man, Rolan, lifts her up to embrace her. “Anna! I love you!”

“Oh, Rolan!” Her face brightens, though it is still stained with tears trickling down her cheek. Ow, the purity. It kinda hurts. “I love you too!”

And then the man whisked her away, riding off into the sunset.

“Uh.” Teann chokes back some select words. “Did you do that?”

I can only grin.

“...What did you do,” asks Teann, astounded.

I snort. “Pfffft. Pffthahahaha.”

>>379011
dead?

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“No, but, really, what did you do to those two? Those two just acted like they came out of a young adult romance novel.” Teann gasps and puts a hand to his mouth. “Did you... did you brainwash them?”

“What? No.” I wave him away. “I actually didn't do anything.”

“...Huh?”

“Succubi can feel all kinds of emotion around them. I took a quick look at her and she absolutely reeked of love!” I give Teann a little lecture. “It's hard to explain to a human, but I can tell immediately who is about to become deflowered. I felt a man approaching us and he smelled exactly like her. Put two and two together and... she's going to be limping with sore hips tomorrow.”

“I see.”

“Because he's going to plow her toni–”

He puts a hand over your mouth. “I never asked for your explanation. And stop sucking on my fingers.”

“I'm pretty sure you liked it.” I bounce up and down, shaking my breasts at him. “I can feel it! I'm a succubus! Reach deep into your heart! There's some straight in there somewhere!”

“I'm not interested.” Teann pushes me away softly.

I dodge so his hand cops a feel of my breasts. “How are you going to continue your great magical lineage without some hot opposite sex fucking?”

“...Is it really that important to continue my bloodline?” he grumbles.

“Magical aptitude is rare in the surface world.” I stare directly at him scornfully. “You'd be betraying the human race by not procreating. Now, if you love your race, hurry up and take off your pants!”

He raises an eyebrow. “Can succubi even get pregnant?”

“Oh, so you are interested!” I sidle up to Teann and trace his jawline. “Would you get turned on if I said yes?”

He doesn't say anything. And he doesn't push me away. This could be something!

“There she is!” A male voice cries out, interrupting my work. “The she-devil is here!”

“What do you want,” I growl, narrowing my eyes. How dare they interrupt my happy-sexings! “I'm in a bad mood, so please spare me the details.”

A young cleric holding a cross pendant approaches me slowly. A few clergy members and civilians gather behind him. “Teann! Don't listen to her lies! She's an evil consort! Hurry and flee before she entraps you in her schemes!”

“I barely listen to her at all, so don't worry.” Regardless, he doesn't take a step back.

“Uh. Isn't this a big misunderstanding? I believe in the same god that you do, so if we could talk and get this over with we–”

A cross pendant smacks me directly in the face.

“W-We got her with a direct hit! She's going to die now!”

It hurts, but only because getting slapped in the face with something sharp and metal is always painful.

>Go along with their skit. It'll be fun.
>Walk into the church. No fucks given.
>Ignore them.

>Ignore them.

>>379123
>>Go along with their skit. It'll be fun.
Oh boy, time to fuck with the church.

>>379123

>Go along with their skit. It'll be fun.

Use opportunity to push through the beachhead we've established.

>>379123
>Walk into the church. No fucks given
Stuck here til I get done with jury duty guys. Fuck off.

>>379123
>Show them the jury summons. Explain that you are only here to do your civic duty. Or rather, do your summoner's civic duty.

>>379123
>>Ignore them.

>>379123
Walk into the church and fuck the highest of priests

>>379123
>>Go along with their skit. It'll be fun.
"Teann, tell- (coughs) Tell the world that I regret only having three holes to give... (blehhhhh...)

>>379123
Walk into chuch

>>379123
No fucks, literally, given. Walk into the church.

>>379123
>>Walk into the church. No fucks given.
>>379178
thats funny ahha
eann, tell- (coughs) Tell the world that I regret only having three holes to give... (blehhhhh...)

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when we going to make him clean us in a bath or shower?

>>379123
>Walk into the church. No fucks given.
Witness me.

>>379123
>>Walk into the church. No fucks given.

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I narrow my gaze at the crowd. Some are taken aback, while others whisper in hushed voices. Without a word, I unhook the clasps of the pendant and put the cross necklace on. The cleric looks on in horror. The whispers grow to anxious murmuring.

Teann leans in to whisper in my ear. “Alteia, what are you doing?” he hisses.

Now would be the time to make some dirty joke about his breath in my ear, but I'm not really in the mood. “Well... you know what they say. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”

I saunter off into the folds of the crowd, the people splitting in two. Moses, eat your heart out. In their total surprise, they neglected to realize that I walked straight into their stronghold. O, holy church, fuck you.

I kick the door open, stopping the sermon mid-word. “WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE POUND MY PUSSY ALREADY.”

The high priest takes off his reading glasses, frowning slightly. “Miss, you do realize that you're in a church, correct?”

“JESUS CHRIST,” I shout, “I DON'T CAAAAARE.”

“Ah, try to not use the Lord's name in vai–”

“THEN GET LORD JESUS DOWN HERE SO HE CAN BURY HIS HOLY FACE IN MY SNATCH.”

The high priest wipes the lens of his glasses with his cuff-sleeve. “...Language.”

“If that bearded man Jesus can share all of his body to his disciples, then I sure as hell can do the same!” I pace around the room, ranting for all the believers to see.

“That,” the high priest pauses, carefully selecting his words, “is breaking bread during communion.”

“Anyway.” I take a deep breath. “I don't mean any harm, but somebody needs to step up and fuck me.”

The priest taps his podium. “On the behalf of the church, I would have to decline such an immoral proposal.”

“What if I use a condom?”

“No.”

“...Blowjob?”

He closes his eyes. “I'd prefer you to keep your vulgar words to yourself.”

“At least let me foot-fuck someone! It doesn't count if I'm not using an orifice, right!?” I stare over to the crowd. All of them are looking somewhere else, blushing madly.

I sigh. “...Sorry. Maybe I went a little overboard.”

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The younger cleric barges in through the door, brandishing a sword. “I-I've prepared myself, vixen! Prepared to be smote! Smited? Smitten?”

"You wish I was smitten," I frown.

“Jonathan!” Of all the people, it's the high priest that raises his voice. “Do not harm her.”

“But Father Graham!” The younger man whines, a pleading look on his face.

In a softer tone, the high priest says, “Lay down your weapon. Treat those who are kind with kindness. Treat those who are evil with kindness and a steady tongue.”

Silently, the man sheathes his sword and retreats to the corner of the altars.

“Now, as for you.” The high priest motions to me. “Please return to your home and seek comfort with your spouse or loved one in private.”

“I don't have either,” I reply.

“Then do not run to the streets begging for the impossible.”

I nod. “Okay, fine.” With a 'hmph' I add, “I feel better after teasing all you abstinent virgins here anyway.”

Teann, who was busy trying not to stand out, is about to say something but I take his hand forcefully and lead him to an alleyway.

“Alteia, what are you-!?”

”Listen.” I thrust an accusing finger at him. “If you didn't know already, succubi need a good plowing every once in a while. Even I, the strongest succubus, need some of that gooey white stuff inside me or I'll go nuts. Now, I could wave my hand and create the biggest town orgy this land has ever seen, but then I'd be kicked out and then I wouldn't be able to go to jury duty. Unfortunately, my contract takes precedence over dicks – but the point is! Get your semen shooter into my various holes. Any one of them is fine!”

Teann glares but doesn't say no. He breathes in and out through his nose once. “...Fine. But this is only because you're going crazy.”

He's blushing. This is... this is...

>This is very weird.
>This is wrong.
>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that first.

>>379508
>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that first.
>just stick it in my ass, you won't know the difference.
>Morph to be as boyish as possible.

>>379508
>>This is very weird.
but would it be easyer if we called you man friend and have a 3 some? make it easyer on you
also you need to make a baby to keep the magic going

>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that first.
>You're fucking a girl? Dude, gay.

>>379508
>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that first.

>>379525
This.

>>379508
>>This is too cute.
"GAH! DAMNIT, YOU'RE TOO CUTE TO FUCK! ARRRGH, DAMN IT ALL TO STYGIA!

(lure some rando down the alley for a round behind the dumpster)

>>379508
>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that.

>>379537
This

>This is wrong.

>>379508
>>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that first.

>>379508
>This is very weird.

>>379508
>>This is totally gay, and I should tell him that first.
though this isn't /tg/, we must

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I grasp at his shoulders and give him a stern look. “Before we do this, I should say that, even if you don't think it is, this is totally gay and you shouldn't feel bad even if you enjoy it. As you drown in the pleasures of a soft and tight woman, let it be known that you are undeniably gay.”

“Uh.”

“Shhh,” I silence him with an embrace, kissing his neck. “Close your eyes and let it all happen. You can even pretend I'm some hulking muscular man, just stick it in and let it all out.”

“On second thought, never mind.” He pushes me away. “I feel like I'm being raped now.”

“What!?” I shake his shoulders angrily. “You can't blueball me like this! I don't even have balls! I won't be able to take it anymore! Would you be able to live with yourself if you let me loose? Allow someone innocent to be raped because you were negligent?”

“You're scaring me now.”

I clear my throat. “Ahem. If I didn't make myself clear, I would like something very simple.” I inhale. “JUST FUCK ME ALREADY.”

“I have heard your plight!” The sound of horsesteps echo in the alley.

“It's another freak, isn't it? Why do you attract all the weirdos, Teann?”

He glances over. “I think you're the freak here. And besides, isn't it you who attracts them, not me?”

A gaudy man with wavy locks and a silver vest jumps off a horse.

“Your cries won't be unanswered, unfulfilled woman.” He flashes his pearly whites. “You're very beautiful. And I would be delighted if you were to join me in bed.”

“H-How did you hear!?” I gasp.

“You were screaming 'I want sex, I want sex, fuck me already, wahh!' for the past couple of hours,” Teann points out. “How would they not hear?”

>>379776
Okay this

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“You were screaming 'I want sex, I want sex, fuck me already, wahh!' for the past couple of hours,” Teann points out. “How would they not hear?”

I lean closer to Teann. “Anyway, who is this loser?”

“Nobility?” he guesses. “Think he's from some other province.”

“More importantly, is he your type?”

He shakes his head 'no' clearly.

“Good. You have some taste, at least.” I turn around and pat the other man's shoulders. “Well, that's cool but I'm not really interested.”

“But!” His showy appearance crumbles. “I thought you granted free passage to all those willing! If anything, I deserve it the most. Are you not just a whore for everyone's pleasure?”

“Okay, let me be clear with you, you pompous brat. What's in between my legs may have seen more action than the War of Savannah, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stick any dick into it. I have standards. Only 95% of dicks get to stick it in here.”

“...But I've heritage! I am a nobleman!”

“Yes you are.” I grin, baring my teeth. “After all, you're in the top 5%. Now, shoo.”

Teann shrugs at the man. “You heard her.”

He slumps his shoulders and, as quickly as he appeared, he disappears.

After the nobleman disappears, Teann adds, “You have standards?”

“No, not at all.”

He squints. “Also, I thought you were going to stick the first dick you see because I didn't put out.”

I thought I did as well.

>I must have higher standards than I thought.
>I must want Teann's dick more than I thought.
>I must be gay too!
>I must l-l-like T-Tea– pffthahaha.

>>379815
>>I must have higher standards than I thought.
"...that or he's just so repulsive he's just that low. Not sure which. Still up for that threesome, FYI."

>I must be gay too!
That's totally it.

>>379815
>>I must be gay too!
Guess we're both irreparably gay.

>>379815
>I must have higher standards than I thought.

>>379815
lol Only 95% of dicks get to stick it in here bahaha
loving this quest so fare lost of good one liners
>I must want Teann's dick more than I thought.
his made it a challenge we will break him and have a 3 some with his friend

>>379815
>I must have higher standards than I thought.

>>379815
>I must l-l-like T-Tea- pffthahaha.
This undoubtedly going to be the best dialogue option.

>I must be gay too!

>I must have higher standards than I thought.

>>379849
This

>>379815
>I must be gay too!

>>379860
Here, changing to
>I must be gay too!
because the other option winning sounds boring

Next vote will be the tiebreaker. I need to start writing soon.

>I must l-l-like T-Tea– pffthahaha.

>>379900
> i have higher standards

>>379815
>I must have higher standards than I thought.

>>379815
>I must have higher standards than I thought.

>>379900
>>I must have higher standards than I thought.
>>I must want Teann's dick more than I thought.
>>I must be gay too!

>>379921
Don't all the votes. What's wrong with you?

>>379900
>tfw said needed a tie breaker even though there was no tie so the worse option wins.

>higher standard

>I must have higher standards than I thought.

Please as a succubus we like both genders. So we can't be gay because that's exclusively one gender.

>I must want Teann's dick more than I thought.
Gives us a goal to work towards.

I just remembered what this quest reminds me of
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6002

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“I must have higher standards than I thought,” I muse. “And here I thought my pussy was open door policy. Can I really even call myself a succubus if I don't embrace all dicks with open arms?”

Teann rubs the back of his head “Can you have your perverted existential crisis later?”

“Don't you realize how important this is!?” I say, staring straight into the whites of his eyes. “It is as the Scriptures say, 'Love thy neighbor, love thy penis.'”

“Hmmm.” He completely ignores me. “Did we miss jury duty?”

“Not yet. Jury duty is at 9:35 P.M. It's about eight.” I clasp my hands together. “That being said, we should get dinner!”

“...How do you know it's about eight?”

“Succubi have good internal cocks.” I snort. “I mean clocks.”

“That was juvenile.”

I pat his butt. “You're gay.”

“...Let's just go eat,” he sighs.

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“Alteia.”

“Yes?”

“I know the policy of this brasserie was to order 'anything you can think of,' but don't you think ordering two melons between a banana is a tad extreme?”

With a completely straight face, I reply, “I enjoy the nutrition that only fruit can provide.”

Teann glances around. “The other customers are staring, the waitress is blushing furiously, and the chef is giving you a terrible look.”

“Truth be told, I get a little turned on when everybody is watching.” I keep my hands under the table for reasons.

He puts down his fork and crosses his arms, pouting. How cute. “I can't even say that you're depraved because you're a just fucking succubus.”

“There's no other kind of succubus other than a 'fucking succubus,' Teann.” And, as a matter-of-fact, this is wholly true. “So you're being kind of redundant here.”

He cracks a tiny smile. “...Okay, I admit, that was a little clever.”

When the check comes, I look over to the waitress and smile innocently. “I'm just saying, but I don't have any money.” In a lower tone, I almost-whisper, “Can I pay you with... my body?”

The girl is flustered. “I, uh, err... ah, o-okay.”

Teann walks over to elbow me in the sides. The girls snaps out of her trance and blinks. Teann pays the check and ushers the girl away.

“Alteia, don't use your powers like that.” He holds a stern gaze at me.

“I just wanted to see if I could. I wasn't going to do anything, I promise!” And it's true. I just wanted to see if I could tempt a girl as easily as I could a man.

“I don't trust you one bit,” he frowns.

“What, are you jealous?” I smile knowingly. “It's okay, I still have your dick on high priority.”

Grumbling, he says, “Don't you have to go to jury duty?”

“Yeah. I don't have much time.”

Hmm.

>I actually feel a little hesitant. I wonder why.
>Ask for some good luck sex.
>Create a misunderstanding in the brasserie before I leave.

>>380061
>Ask for some good luck sex.
>Create a misunderstanding in the brasserie before I leave.

>>380061
>>Ask for some good luck sex.
Quicky? Please?

>>380061
>>Ask for some good luck sex.
I won't be able to focus on jurying if we don't fuck first

>>380061
>Ask for some good luck sex.

>>380061
>Ask for some good luck sex.
JUST ONCE YOU FAGGOT.

>>380061
>>Ask for some good luck sex.
take us on this table right here and now or in the bathroom

>>380061
>Just a quickie please. You don't want to know what happens you have a frustrated succubus sitting in court for 3+hours do you? She gets.....ideas........lewd ideas.....

>>380061
>Ask for some good luck sex.

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“Hey, Teann.” I look over to him solemnly. “I'm going to be serious here. I need you to lay one on me real quick. I am going to be touching myself before the end of trial if you don't and bad things will happen. This isn't a threat, it's a request. So, please?”

Teann stays silent for a while. Then, sighing, he nods quickly and accepts. “Fine. Let's just get home quickly and... 'get ready' for jury duty.”

“What? We don't have time to go back.” I point to the table. “Just do it here.”

“Okay, now you're just messing with me.” He scowls. “Don't ask for the impossible.”

“Fine!” I drag him outside and behind the building. “Is here fine?”

“No! The last time we tried, we got caught!” Teann covers his face in embarrassment. “We can't do it outside.”

“Then I have a proposition.” I point to myself. “I'll be a good girl and go to jury duty. After, when I come back, we're fucking so hard we're going to create a fault line underneath your room. There will be no words except, “Yes!' and 'More!' each others' names and there will be no excuses about who is or isn't gay. Just pure penis into vagina. Okay?”

“...Okay,” he sulks, finally resigned to the sex he's going to get.

“Now lead me to court and prepare your pelvis for tonight.”

It's been ten minutes since I saw Teann off and already I want to touch someone. But I have to be serious. It is a contract, after all. I'm standing in line, waiting for my turn to be punished. I mean, called in.

...There's no Teann to tease. I can't even vent my sexual frustrations out on him, since he's not here. I keep my hands on my lap and not anywhere else because... well.

Finally, a voice calls me in. “Come inside, please.”

“I should say the same to you,” I answer back automatically. My self-control is fantastic. Without another word, I join the rest of the jury in the seats and settle down. The introductions begin – apparently this is a civil case, meaning it will all be over soon. I just have to keep it together.

“We will now begin. The civil case brought here tonight is a violation of contract. We will have both sides present their opening statement and bring in written testimony. We will then present cases for the dispute over the written and oral agreement for each side.”

>Offer to present an “oral agreement” to both sides.
>Hold it in
>HOLD IT IN
>TOUCHING IS OKAY IF IT'S MYSELF

>HOLD IT IN

>>380149
HOLD IT IN AS IF THE GOD OF DICKS DEMANDED IT. YOUR HEAVEN SENT REWARD OF ALL-NIGHT PUSSY AND TEANN'S DICK WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT AND WILL MAKE THE SEX EVEN BETTER

>>380149
>HOLD IT IN

>>380149

>HOLD IT IN

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>>380149
>HOLD IT IN

>"Come inside please." >"I should say the same to you. "

>>380149
>>Hold it in
>>HOLD IT IN

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I should hold it in. I should really hold it in. My hands are already drifting, but I have to be good. This is a contract. THIS IS A CONTRACT. Hands, please listen to me. I can do it. I did it. I have managed to keep my hands on my lap and not... elsewhere. I let myself breathe a sigh of relief.

“Aaaahn~”

...That isn't even close to a “sigh of relief.”

Maybe I should focus on something else. I haven't paid any attention to the trial. I stare over to the bailiff. Maybe he'll notice something's wrong and then put his big, burly arms around me to manhandle me and tell me to 'stop struggling' in my ear and–

Holy shit.

“Excuse me,” one of the jury members spoke up. “I hate to interrupt, but could we open up a window? There seems to be a hot spell in the air.”

The bailiff nods and opens a window to the outside. A cool breeze hits my face. It doesn't really help, but it feels nice. Even if I can hold it in, everyone else is going to fall into something terrible.

Five minutes in. The entire jury isn't paying attention to the case anymore. The women are especially antsy, constantly rubbing their thighs together.

Ten minutes. Quiet groans of pain are heard from the men. The lawyer facing the jury is about to keel over. The lawyer on the adjacent side of the room is okay. The women are quietly digging for gold.

Twenty minutes. The men are exercising their forearms. The judge's eyes have clouded over. The attorney closest to the jury has passed out. The bailiff has disappeared. No coherent words can be heard in the room.

Thirty minutes. Debauchery. At this point, I'm unsure whether holding it in was a good idea. However, I can testify for myself that I have indeed been a 'good girl.'

Forty minutes. I take a 'bathroom break.' When I return, everything is back to normal.

Still, everybody is red-faced and smells suspicious. The jurors all look dizzy but otherwise look conscious.

The judge bangs his gavel to get the court's attention. “...Now. For the sake of undisclosed reasons, we will be ending the trial. Does anybody have any complaints before we close the case?”

A juror speaks up. “My underwear is gone.”

“I don't think I can be wed anymore,” says another.

A third juror mumbles, “My hands hurt.”

The judges pays them no mind. “Then the case is closed. We will now adjourn.”

I'm a free succubus now. I leave the courtroom and make my way back to my prize.

Teann stops you at the entrance. “Alteia, did things go well?”

Oh, a pleasant surprise.

>Humor him. No good sex comes without a little foreplay.
>”I am at peace. I decided I have no need for lust.” (Lie)
>No time for that, he's going straight home.
>RAVISHING

>>380236
>No time for that, he's going straight home.

>No time for that, he's going straight home.
Let's get this fucking over with.

>>380236
>No time for that, he's going straight home.
IT'S
HAPPENING

>>380236
>>No time for that, he's going straight home.
>>RAVISHING
YOU! ON THE BED! NAKED! NOW!

>>380236
>>”I am at peace. I decided I have no- okay, no, I can't even finish that sentence. YOU. ME. SEX."

>No time for that, he's going straight home.
>RAVISHING

>>380236
>No time for that, he's going straight home.

Teann you'd better strap in
>while I strap on
Ravish him

>>380236
>>No time for that, he's going straight home.

>>380236
>No time for that, he's going straight home.
>RAVISHING

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“More or less.” I lick my lips. “Looks like my prize came early for me!”

“No, I would never come earl– wait.” He looks broken, like he's about to cry. “I... actually hate you.”

“It was a good joke. But anyway!” I grab his arm. “No time to chat, we're going straight back home.”

And, to rain on my parade, the sound of horses galloping echoes through the night.

“No,” I say to no one in particular. “No, no, no, a thousand times no. I don't accept this. I have neither the time nor patience to deal with this right now.”

“...What is that even?” Teann squints in the distance. Hearing the commotion, the rest of the townsmen gather outside in the streets to see what's going on.

“It's not fucking, that's what it is!”

A knight brandishing a spear leads a cavalry of thirty or so men on horseback. He takes one good look at me and spits on the ground. “Allowing the disgusting other races to cohabitate with humans. Feh! Revolting. And a succubus of all things? Looks like the rumors proved true. Degeneracy is everywhere here.”

“Who are you?” asks Teann.

“I am Azen, Knight Commander of the Province Four Legion.” His piercing eyes stare at – and right through Teann. “Province One's Anora needs to be taught a lesson in virtue.”

“I guess it's too much to ask for peace and quiet for all races?” Teann replies sullenly. “What did they do?”

“I rape indiscriminately,” I chime in.

“You,” seethes Teann, “are not helping.”

“This is why the whole town needs to be razed. Now please prepare yourselves.” Azen readies his spear, aiming downward from his steed.

I'm too sexually frustrated to deal with this the nice and pure way.

“I'm tired of this already. Good bye!” With a cross expression, I snap my fingers and the winds move to my bidding. A whirlwind blows the entirety of the enemy forces away.

There is only dead silence amongst the townsmen.

This is beautiful.

>>380297
I guess you could say that's a bit anticlimactic

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“That was anticlimactic,” breathes Teann, finally breaking the quiet.

The townsmen, finally snapping out of their awe, all break into cheers.

“Alteia did it!”

“I can't believe a succubus saved us!”

“Hip hip–!”

“SORRY, NO TIME FOR THAT.” I shout, grabbing Teann's arm. I whisk him away, barreling straight into the housing complex and into his room.

No parties. No celebration. No heartfelt discussion about accepting a succubus as one of their own. There is something more important at hand. To put it delicately: SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX.

I throw his ass onto the bed and mount him steadily, grabbing at his shoulders.

“Okay, just wait one second–”

I wipe some drool off my mouth. “I have been waiting for hours. I will not listen to your cheap talk. Now hurry up and undress.”

“First of all, I can't while you're trying to cowgirl me,” he replies back firmly. “Secondly, It's important.”

I grimace. “I will spare you thirty seconds.”

He stares, his green eyes staring straight at me. “Are you going to leave Anora after this?”

“Yeah.” I loosen my grip on him slightly to stroke his cheek. “I'm leaving back to the demon world, hun.”

“Then...” Teann lowers his gaze. But, since I'm straddling him, all that means is that his eyes go straight to my breasts. “Want to make a contract? My soul for your lease in this housing complex.”

“Pffthahaha.” This guy. His thirty seconds are over but I'm willing to make an exception for the man underneath me. “Not only are you gay but you also are stupid. It's been one day since we've met and already you're missing me? Did my succubus charm get your dick in a frenzy?”

“Actually.” He blushes. “I'm not affected by your magic. Because I'm the son of the Magus.”

“Then I guess you and your gay cock are going to be stuck with me for a little longer then.” I pet his crotch affectionately. “Also, if you're going to making a binding contract, you might as well get a better deal like 'lifetime fuckbuddy' or 'whoreish sex slave' instead of something stupid like a housing lease.”

“Ahh, shut up and take off your clothes,” complains Teann. “You're ruining the moment.”

“I thought you'd never ask,” I say, beaming.

And then we fucked happily ever after.

i was thinking she would make they start to get all gay with each other( the knights i mean)

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>>380310

that cant be it?

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This was a oneshot quest. Thanks for reading.

I was actually planning for smut in a separate pastebin, but 1) it's 4 A.M. here and 2) it's 4 A.M. here. If you all are interested in actual lewds, let me know if you're interested (or not) with a yay or nay vote.

I'll return tomorrow to answer any questions left unanswered.

Wait, that's it?
There isn't even going to be a sex scene in a pastebin, is there?

>>380324
>yay or nay vote
Yay!

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>>380310
it was good but no lawds? sadface
>>380324
fare enguh get some rest
but i vote for lawds
also would you want to carry on this quest? like start it the day arfter the mad sex we just did?

>>380324
yay

>>380324
Fine with either.

Yay if the smut is as funny as the rest of the quest.

I should say, though – the fact that lewds can't be posted in a board created for quests and people have to use pastebin instead is infinitely stupid.

Thanks for oneshooting Nano.
This was a fun little story.

>>380324
Woah, that was great and fun to read.

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One last thing before I sleep.
Blah blah blah, follow my dumb Twitter: @nanolitre
Thread's archived and yadda yadda.
I'm a nerd.

>>380324
Nay.

>>380310
Your great OP.
10/10 satisfying ending.

>>380344
as long as the lawd is the same in char then itl be ausome:)

>>380324
Yay

The smut should start after Teann already emptied himself six times inside Alteia, and she's pestering him to get some more.

"COME ONNN! We're not even halfway done!"

>>380324
lewds please. I want raunchy fuck-me-senseless-sex where Teann fucks Aletia like a dom in a dom/sub play filling her up with cum til she looks like she's 9-months pregnant.

>>380739
>he starts crying halfway through.
>he cant get it up b/c gay. Lol

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>>380324
Yay, that was some good shit OP, you had me laughing all the way through.

>>380324
g'quest mang, hope to see the you know whats

I bet his father actually set the whole thing up to see if his son was really gay.

That sounds like a really high wizard thing to do. Summon the princess of succubi as a gay test to use on your estranged son.

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>>382233

yes.

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It begins.

I POSTED THE WRONG VERSION. I SUUUUUCK.

>>388413
Nice job!

>>388413
I've read it all, why, what's wrong?!

>>388413
>I SUUUUUCK.
I'm sure you do.

I'm sure you do.

>>388413
You have different versions!?

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Alteia sucks in a breath of air and throws the blanket off the bed. She clears her throat, as if to announce an important deed.

“I'm going to fuck the gay away.”

Two green eyes stare up at the girl in disbelief. Teann's clothes are rumpled from a ten minute session of trying to escape the succubus's grasp. Alteia, with similarly unkempt clothing, pins his body down with her own, clutching his shoulders tightly. To her dismay, they are still fully clothed.

“...What did you just say?”

“I didn't stutter.” The succubus releases her grip on his shoulders and unbuttons his shirt, exposing his bare chest. She licks her lips in anticipation, a devilish gleam in her eye. “I said, 'I'm going to fuck the gay away.' As in, by the end of tonight, you are going to want pussy more than a dick up your ass.”

“It doesn't work like that, you fucker,” Teann growls. He tries to worm his way out, but the girl has hips of steel. Silently, the man curses his frail, gay wizard body.

“I am a fucker!” she giggles. “I hope you're ready for twelve hours worth of slamming our sex parts straight into each other! It'll be so nasty, certain countries will have to mosaic this.”

“God, I'm so fucked,” Teann groans.

Alteia grins toothily. “You will be soon!”

The man narrows his eyes at his partner. “For a succubus, your dirty talk is really bad.”

“Yeah,” the red-haired woman shrugs. “By this point, my mouth should already be stuffed full. And on that note.” Alteia pulls down Teann's pants and pops out his length, inspecting it with a keen eye. “Well, I guess it passes.”

“I don't need your dick-rating, thank you,” the man grunts, scowling all the while. “So kindly fuck off.”

“You're not in the position to make demands.” The succubus runs her slender fingers up his shaft daintily. “I have your chode hostage.”

“I don't negotiate with sexual terrorists,” the man replies, playing along.

She inches closer as she wraps her soft hand around Teann's cock. He can feel her hot breath on his penis and it's... strangely arousing.

“Wait,” Teann says weakly. The power in his voice is gone. He can feel the blood rushing to his lower half. He stifles a low moan as Alteia caresses his dick again. “Y-You should stop.”

“Well, I'll be!” The succubus mock-gasps. In her hands is Teann's fully-erect member, sensitive and slightly throbbing to her touch. With so little as a brush of her palms, Alteia grins as she elicits another stifled moan from the man. “I guess you aren't as gay as you thought!”

Teann doesn't respond; thin sweat lining his forehead. Her dewy green eyes are enticing. Alteia is unbelievably pretty. If only she kept her mouth shut.

With her free hand, Alteia removes her pants and boxers.

“...Boxers?” asks Teann.

>>388413
Copied!

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“Yes, I'm wearing boxers. These are yours, by the way.” Alteia flings the undergarment away flippantly and grasps Teann's twitching dick, beginning to slowly bounce her hand along its length. Dipping her free hand between her thighs, she slides her both her index and middle finger down to her clit. Her fingers rub against her pussy, juices already staining the sheets of the mattress.

“Alteia...” Teann grits his teeth, his knuckles white from gripping the mattress cover. A guttural growl escapes from the back of his throat.

"Teann,” the succubus responds as she presses his cock into her cleavage. She tries to envelop the whole thing with her breasts but doesn't have enough substance. Though her chest is lacking, Alteia makes do with technique, brushing his shaft against the valley between her modest breasts. “How is this?”

“You know, for a succubus, you don't have much of a bust.” Teann cracks a joke to keep himself composed. He does all he can to stop thinking about how incredibly soft she is, but his mind blanks as she pushes her breasts together, the soft flesh wrapping underneath his shaft. He feels the warmth through her skin as she slides her chest up and down his penis.

“I get by with effort~” Alteia giggles, moving Teann's cock up her chest until it meets her mouth, where she greets it with a playful lick of the glans. She smiles when it jerks forward eagerly and brushes against her cheek. “Besides, small and modest is the new sexy.”

Words are lost on him once Alteia continues, rolling her tongue around the tip of his cock. Teann exhales, though it's more of a moan than anything else. After she wets his crown with saliva, Alteia lowers her head, holding Teann's length up as she traces up from the bottom of his shaft with her hot tongue. Then, with a kiss to the tip, she goes down on him. A mind-numbing wave of pleasure envelops Teann as she takes half his length. His dick rides the walls of Alteia's mouth. She sucks on it greedily, wrapping her tongue around his cock. Delighted after eliciting a long moan from her man, Alteia quickens her pace and rams his cock deeper into her mouth, taking it all the way to its base.

Teann gasps; he grips Alteia's shoulders and tries to pull away from her mouth, but Alteia grabs his wrists and keeps him in place. It's too late. He moans, bucks his hips and releases his hot load into her, which she accepts gratefully.

After a moment of brief recovery, Alteia slowly pulls her head up.

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“Was it good?” she breathes serenely.

He heaves. “Why did you stop me?”

“Nourishment.” She smiles as a dribble of semen trails down her lips. The succubus takes a finger to it and scoops it up, presenting to Teann.

In between pants, he asks, “What is it now?”

“Look at this.” Alteia brings her other hand to her cheek, her eyes glinting wickedly. “This is all that's left of your children. Isn't it sad?”

“This would be a much better experience if you didn't have to comment on every little detail.” Teann's words are laced with empty malice. Though he had an irate expression, the man's words are soft and bated.

“It's okay. After this, you'll have plenty of chances to sexually assault women and have them carry your seed.” With a wink, she says, “I'll teach you everything you'll need to know.”

“I don't want to learn!”

The girl ignores him. She leans back on the bed and brings both her hands to her privates. “This here,” she motions downward, “is the vulva. I would recommend touching the clitoris, which is, ah, right here, because it is a very sensitive erogenous zone. Now, the vagina is a tricky area, where–”

“Alteia,” Teann frowns, sitting up. “I don't want a personal tutor in health education. I'm gay, not ignorant.”

“From what I've seen,” she says, “you're both. But if you're so sure, why don't you prove it to me?”

He narrows his eyes at the woman. “Maybe I will.”

“Yeah!” Alteia wiggles her hips, hands placed on her firm thighs. She pushes her legs open with her hands, giving herself to Teann. “Now fuck me silly already. Fuck the pussy that your dad plunged into once upon a time!”

“LISTEN,” he bellows, smacking the bed's headboard with his fist. The succubus jumps, still half-aroused. “I'm half a step away from vomiting because you keep running that dumb mouth of yours. If you want me to keep going, then I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up.”

Alteia opens her mouth to reply, but instead she smiles, falling on her back. She sinks into the strewn covers and holds her wrists up for Teann to grab. In a soft voice, she whispers, “Make me.”

In an inexplicable state of want, Teann pushes her down into the bed and grabs her wrists, kissing Alteia silent. His erect cock grinds against her opening, sliding back and forth easily due to how wet she is. He keeps a steady motion and teases her slit until she's whining in pleasure.

“Teann,” the succubus whimpers, raising her hips eagerly. “I'm all pent up. Put it in before I go crazy, explode, and take this entire province with me.”

She's saying something crazy right there. But Teann pays her words no mind and instead drives his cock straight into her until his hips touch hers. Alteia lets loose a wild scream, and Teann takes great pleasure from that. Now on the initiative, he grabs the girl's hips and pulls her in closer, ramming her as hard as he can.

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“Hnnn!” Alteia stifles a cry, her thighs twitching forcefully the moment she cums. She pants heavily but has no time to recollect her breath as Teann keeps moving, still hungrily pounding into her. The succubus lets out a pleased moan, happily wrapping her legs around Teann's waist. She feebly pushes up her wrists – she wants it rougher. Teann responds by gripping her wrists harder and holding them down against the sheets. “Teann! Teaaann!” she screams, “Now is the perfect time to accept my vagina – no, all girls' vaginas!”

“Nnrgh, what in the blazes are you talking about?” he grunts, slamming into her as raw as he can.

“Accept my vagina!” she squeals.

“No, I refuse!” He bites his lip, closing his eyes as an enormous desire to procreate washes over him. His hips tense up and start bucking – he can't wait another second.

“Accept that vaginas are – and will be – forever superior to a man's anuuuuuuuuuuuuus!” She climaxes mid-word, crying out and shuddering in unholy pleasure. Her walls convulse and tighten around Teann's throbbing member, prompting him to release with her.

“FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU,” he shouts at the top of his lungs, his volume control completely lost as he cums violently into Alteia's pussy and floods her womb. When the orgasm finally subsides, Teann eases himself out from between the succubus' thighs. Leaning back, he sighs comfortably, softening his grip on her dainty wrists.

Alteia lies there, a panting mess of a succubus. Despite how much of a mess she is, the girl's complexion is absolutely divine. Teann inches forward – his thoughts in disarray. For a moment, he had believed Alteia to be bright and brilliant, glowing in a way no human could. That moment is short-lived.

“That's going to be a beautiful memory someday,” she winks, sitting up on her knees. “You'll fondly remember your first time with a woman, where you screamed out, 'Fuck youuuuuu!' to her face as you emptied your load into her.”

The ephemeral, radiant Alteia is gone. What's left is the usual succubus. Teann lies back and sighs. “You just have to ruin it, don't you?”

Scooting a little closer, Alteia wears a slight smile on her lips. “You can tell me that again when we're done.” She straddles him, securing his hips beneath her thighs.

Teann puts a hand to her legs, stroking them mindlessly. They're incredibly smooth and silky. Just the feeling gets him hard again. He clicks his tongue in self-disappointment, averting his gaze.

“Can you even call yourself a homosexual after this?”

“I... may have to reconsider.”

The succubus giggles. She raises her hips up gingerly and sinks down on top of him, a gentle yelp coming from her as her pussy accepts Teann's penis. “Now,” she coos, “don't lie there like a dead fish just because you came.” Alteia guides his left hand to her breast. “Touch here,” she breathes.

“Okay.” Teann complies, groping her modest chest with his hand.

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“Softly. Good.” Her voice is tender, a jarring difference from her snarkiness just before. The girl guides his other hand to her privates. “Touch here too,” she adds, motioning to her clitoris.

“...Okay,” he repeats, falling into a steady rhythm. He could not tell her no – not that he would have. Teann rubs her clit and plays with it. He derives unfathomable pleasure from her sharp cries. Lusting for more, the man rolls her nipples with one hand and rubs her now hard clitoris with the other.

Blushing, Alteia puts her hands on Teann's thighs and pushes forward, digging his cock in until it can go no further. She bounces on him and starts rocking her hips aggressively. “Teaaaan,” she murmurs dreamily. “Kiss me.”

Teann has to pull out, which prompts a frustrated whimper from the succubus. But obediently, he rises up and brings his lips to hers to pacify her.

Alteia returns the kiss and then some, playful in her approach. Teann's hands move from her front to her rear, grabbing Alteia's firm butt to pull her closer. Clinging to him, the succubus wraps her arms around his shoulders and grinds her pussy into his cock.

Her eagerness and arousal match Teann's. He fondles her butt greedily and stuffs her, more force after every pounding. He speeds up, every moan by Alteia inching him closer to release. The man exhales sharply through his nose. “Nnngh!” He lets out a healthy spurt of semen inside, filling her womb for the second time with thick cum. Alteia spasms – her inner walls clamping down on him as her body milks another ejaculation from his cock.

A blissful feeling washes over him.

“Teaaann,” whines Alteia. She has an unfocused, cloudy look on her face.

That alone rekindles his arousal. Erect again, his dick is raring to go for the third time. Teann grabs her hips and flips her around.

“Ah!” Alteia, taken by surprise, plants her hands down on the bed for balance. She's about to say something but stays her tongue. For now, she'll play along. Looking back, the succubus lifts her waist up to dangle her butt in the air.

Overcome with desire, Teann seizes the girl's hips and thrusts straight into her from behind. On penetration, her arms give way, buckling under pleasure. Only her elbows propped her up – barely. He slams his cock repeatedly into her pussy, immense lust blinding his thoughts. As Alteia's breathing grows more labored, Teann releases his grip on her waist and moves his hands to her breasts, groping them forcefully. He finds her nipples and tweaks them between his index finger and thumb, eliciting a deep moan from Alteia.

A feverish ecstasy rushes through Teann's body as he fucks her senseless. The bed is a complete mess but he doesn't care anymore. He rails her as much as he could, invigorated by every scream she makes. Moving his hands back to her waist, Teann hugs Alteia from the back, jamming his cock as deep as he can into her pussy.

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A scream of orgasm escaping from her, Alteia arches her back, breasts pressing firmly into the bed. She convulses violently and her pussy tightens around Teann's dick as she orgasms again. The tightening coaxes Teann to thrust harder and push himself over the edge. He spills his hot cum deep inside of her. As he pulls out, a thick trail of semen trickles down from inside of her.

Teann's head clears up as the high wears off. He bewilderedly takes a look at Alteia. She lays still, panting heavily on top of the covers. Her legs twitch, cum dripping from her inner thighs. The girl looks completely battered and disheveled. A pang of guilt overcomes the man.

“Um, Alteia,” he calls her hesitantly. “Are you okay?”

She uprights herself and slides over to the edge of the bed.

“...Alteia?”

Without pausing, the succubus takes three goosesteps over to the window, opens it fully, and screams, “I FUCKED THE GAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!” to the world. She returns triumphantly to the bed and throws herself back onto the mattress.

“I am going to kill you.” Teann, feeling a whirlwind of varied emotions, walks over to the closet and finds a rag to clean up the mess. Shortly after, he disposes of the evidence and joins Alteia on the mattress, grabbing the blanket abandoned on the floor. He throws it over the two of them.

Alteia and Teann bask in comfortable silence, listening to each others' breaths. The succubus could have easily chosen to ruin the moment, but she didn't. Instead, she rests lazily underneath the thick blanket. The man sighs in relief.

“Alteia. Do you think the neighbors heard us?” Teann pauses. “I mean, aside from when you screamed out the window.”

“Oh, absolutely! I'm pretty sure the towns on the other side of the province heard.”
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During the years to come, the town of Anora will be the epicenter of twenty or so minor earthquakes in the area. The true cause of the earthquakes are indeterminable. However, locals would later affectionately dub the phenomenon as the “San Alteia Fault Line.”

L-lewd

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Aw hell yeah.

Fucking great, thanks OP.

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Okay, that's it. If you want to read it in the pastebin form (for some godawful reason), link is here: http://pastebin.com/X7JfTjV8

>pic related, posting the wrong version
The deleted version wasn't too different but it had some flaws that I didn't catch while writing at five in the morning. Regardless, I am dumb.

In any case, that's about it! I delivered lewds so now I will go die in peace.

>>388495
RIP Nano

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>>388481
I think that was the idea, yeah.

>>388495
>promises lewds
>actually delivers the same week
B A S E D
Thanks Nano. You are a madman.

>>388495
Thanks for the lewds Nano. Boners and laughs were had. Mostly laughs, Alteia is way too perfect.

>>388495
May your legacy never die Nano! I hope more of you somewhere in the future.

This is a nice quest.