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Last time on Nazi Experimental Quest, we trained like a motherfucker, broke our arm while hunting bears with Ivanka, we also got a new commander, Leopold, who is an SS officer and pretty damned good. We also got our ass handed to us by the Russian Conscripts twice, once as Stojan, who failed to run a track, and as Ivanka, who fell unconscious.

"I have a lot of work to do, Leopold. But I hope you serve me faithfully."

"Very well. I suppose your leaving?"

"Yes, you want something?"

"Nein. I'm good, commander."

You leave Karkmann's makeshift medical tent.

Provincial Stability of Zgorzelec: Somewhat Stable.
Popularity: Unpopular
Pack Hunger: Starving. (-2 on Action.)
You and your Commanders Hunger: Starving.

Resistance Actions. (1)

>Attack a Convoy!
>Bomb a target!
>Research...
>Preform an assassination...
>Construct Something
>Raid for more Lycanthropes!
>Find a new black market.
>...Try to find the survivors and bring them back to your camp.
>Check the radio, it seems the USA general is contacting you.
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to Ivanka.
>Talk to Borislav, Ivanka's brother.
>Talk to Pelevina, Ivanka's friend.
>Talk to Father Nicolae.
>Talk to Petrov.
>Talk to Leopold.
>Talk to Karkmann.
>Talk to some of your soldiers.
>Write-In

Your Cult still hasn't found a place to settle down at!
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>>373063
>>Check the radio, it seems the USA general is contacting you.
>>Talk to Leopold.
We must convince Leopold to LOVE THE PACK.
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>>373093
The pack is love, the pack is life.

Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>373093
This
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You go over to the radio, where Hansgeorg is managing it.

"Sir, radio transmission from the yankees."

"Good, now move aside, I need to communicate with them."

He nods, and moves out of the way.

"Commander Stojan? Are you there?"

"Of course, general. How can I help?"

"Good, you're here. Now, I've got a mission for you. One of the soviet barracks around Zgorzelec, right by where you are, have strange lights coming from it. We think they might of captured some kraut tech, and we need you to take care of it. You up for it?"

"What tech are we talking about?"

"Judging from reports, it's a firearm from... Well, let's just say that it's hightly sensitive information. Get that tech, blow up the barracks and take care of any survivors. Then, bring the tech down to us so we can study it. Afterwards, we can send you some equipment."

Accept Mission?

>Yes.
>No.
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>>373154
>Yes
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"Alright, fine. Where exactly is this place?"

The general gives you some map directions, and it's apparently rather close by.

Who will you send?

>Ivanka, the Sniper.
>Stojan, the Alpha.
>Nicolae, the Priest.
>Petrov, the Commissar.
>Leopold, the Commando.

Units.

>Sturmgrenadiers
>Volksgrenadiers.
>Conscripts.
>No, your commander will go solo.
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>>373212
Ivanka and her daughteru
Solo
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You send out Ivanka and Pelevina.

You are now, of course Ivanka. Ahead of you is the barracks, and you can see snipers in the towers ahead. A few conscripts patrol outside, and you notice a broken section in the chain link fence. It'd be a little small, thanks to your gut, but... Think of all the meat inside... You take a deep breath, and put your head back into the game.

Actions.

>Try to go through the broken section in the chain link fence, even if it might be small. (Agility, HARD)
>Try to climb over the fence. (Agility)
>...Maybe your barbed claws can cut through the chain link fence? (Strength)
>Try to snipe the snipers, though it will alert the base. (Sniping.)
>Hm... Maybe you could climb up a tree, and attempt to jump into one of the guard towers? (Agility.)
>Write-In

You are currently Starving. (-2 on all rolls.)
It is late at night.
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>>373353
>>...Maybe your barbed claws can cut through the chain link fence? (Strength)
>>
Gonna wait ten more minutes anons.
>>
Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if you can cut through it.
This is a semi-permanent roll, if you succeed Ivanka can cut through weak metal.
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373411
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>>373432
Oops I put plus one.
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>>373432
19-1=18

Great Success!

You effortlessly cut through the chain link fence without making a sound, and get to the other side with Pelevina. Not too far away from you is a guard tower, though you could attempt to climb up the barracks to avoid being spotted.

Actions.

>Ignore the guard tower, and try to deal with the conscripts nearby... Hopefully they taste good.
>Probably best to take care of the guard tower first... Sneak up to it and begin to climb up it. (Stealth.)
>Try to climb up the barracks with your claws. (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>373456
>>Probably best to take care of the guard tower first... Sneak up to it and begin to climb up it. (Stealth.)
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>>373456
>Ignore the guard tower, and try to deal with the conscripts nearby... Hopefully they taste good.
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons, I don't want a tie.
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>>373463
This
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Roll me a 1d20+1 (-2 from Hunger.)
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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Rolled 7, 17, 17, 17, 13, 19, 16, 11, 18, 5 = 140 (10d20)

God I have to get rid of these bad rolls
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>>373495
fuck
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>>373495
1+1=2

Critical Failure!

You slowly walk over to the guard tower, only to... Well. Growl while doing so. The man pokes his head out, but luckily he doesn't seem to notice your a lycanthrope. It seems seeing in the dark has saved your hide.

"Comrade? Is something wrong?"

Actions.

>Uh. No. Why don't you come down here? I'll show you a good time! (Charisma.)
>TAKE THE SHOT! (Sniping)
>Try to hide! (Stealth, HARD)
>...Hm. Maybe you can pounce up there? (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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>>373517
>>...Hm. Maybe you can pounce up there? (Agility)
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>>373517
>...Hm. Maybe you can pounce up there? (Agility)
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Roll me a 1d20-1 to get up there
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Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>373540
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373540
rolling
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>>373545
18-1=17

You leap up into the guard tower, and quietly silence the guard. You have a few choices to do what you will with him.

>Eat him. Alive. (Ivanka's personality will become more sadistic. You will be Hungry after this.)
>Just eat him, no need to be cruel about though.
>Break his neck.
>Just knock him out.
>He'd be a good "get well soon" present for Comrade Stojan! Knock him out and take him back to Stojan for later. (Ivanka becomes more caring towards Stojan.)
>Write-In
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>>373577
>>He'd be a good "get well soon" present for Comrade Stojan! Knock him out and take him back to Stojan for later. (Ivanka becomes more caring towards Stojan.)
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>>373580
This.
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>>373580
seconded
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You knock out the guard, and toss him over the fence for later. Hopefully Stojan enjoys the present you'll give him.

You climb down the guard tower, and prowl low to the ground. You eventually come across two conscripts, who you follow. You overhear them easily.

"Comrade, did you hear about the assassination of the Commissar a few weeks ago?"

"Da. I have heard that the White Wolf was behind it."

"What kind of shitty nickname is that, Boris?"

"It's what they call the assasin."

"White Wolf, eh? Honestly, you'd think it'd be something else."

"...They say she tears up her victims like a wolf."

"Ah, I see. Do not worry comrade, if I see the White Wolf, I'll make sure to sacrifice you first."

The conscript drinks from his vodka bottle. It's rather nice that they gave you a nickname. Even if it is wrong.

Actions.

>Stay low, you'd rather not actually hurt these guys.
>...Knock them out. (Strength)
>Motion for Pelevina to grab the knife from your hip. She's gonna learn how to slit a throat today. (Knives)
>...Nom? (Agility)
>Interrupt their little gathering. How dare they call you a "white wolf!" Your a black werewolf! Then do one of the other options. (Free Action.)
>Write-In
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>>373630
>>...Nom? (Agility)
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>>373630
>Motion for Pelevina to grab the knife from your hip. She's gonna learn how to slit a throat today. (Knives)
Teach the daughteru then nom.
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>>373635
Changing to this
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Roll me a 1d20.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>373649
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>373649
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>>373652
18

You motion for Pelevina to grab your knife, and she takes it out. You nod towards the men, and you claw out the conscripts throat, which decapitates him. Pelevina carefully stabs the second man straight through the spine, dropping him. You carefully take their vodka and drink it, and begin to devour their corpses. You give a thumbs-up to Pelevina once your done stuffing your self, and you are now just Hungry.

Pelevina seems to have grown used to your cannibalistic diet.

You run over to a nearby building for cover... And you hear snoring inside. It seems this is the officer sleeping area. You feel slightly angry... These are the same men who execute their men like Petrov and Dad... They are not proletariat like you.

Actions.

>The proletariat will strike at these so-called communists! Toss a molotov! For the Pack!
>...No, just sneak into the building.
>Probably best to stay out of the officer room for now.
>Go to another building.
>Write-In
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>>373681
>>...No, just sneak into the building.
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>>373689
this
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>>373689
We sneeki breeki now.
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You sneak into the officer chamber. It seems they were having... A party? You can see a chocolate cake, streamers... And presents. Also, lots of empty vodka bottles... You are slightly disappointed that there was no vodka left over for you.
Around the room are about several commissars, all sleeping their drunkenness away... And a general, it seems.

Actions.

>...A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
>Cut their throats and leave them be. (Agility)
>Meh, leave them be.
>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
>See if they have any vodka left over.
>Write-In
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>>373736
>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
This first to get rid of the starving debuff. Then
>A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
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>>373736
>>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
>...A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
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>>373736
>>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
>>See if they have any vodka left over.
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>>373736
>>...A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1.

>>373742
You aren't starving anymore, your just hungry.
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
>>
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
ok
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>>373760
Niceeeee
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>>373760
20+1=21

Critical Success!

You carefully go throughout the room, slicing throats with maximum prejudice, blood accidently gets on the choclate cake, but your fairly sure that's just going to season it better. Your feast on the commissars however, is rather messy, and when you finish, there isn't even entrails left, only bones.
You should be an interior decorator at this rate.
You are now Sated. (+1 on rolls.)

Now, what do with the blood-covered chocolate cake?

>Eat it, of course.
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>Meh, just leave it be.
>Write-In
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>>373785
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>>
>>373785
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
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>>373785
>>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>>
>>373785
>Eat it, of course.

Pelvina probably doesn't want food drowned in human blood. Unless if we turn her into a Werewolf.
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>>373785
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>>
"Comrade, do you want this... Bourgeois cake?"

"No, it's covered in blood."

"...That only adds to the spice, comrade."

"But, I'm not a can-"

"Why not? It's a healthy lifestyle."

Actions.

>Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>Oh well... Eat the cake.
>Maybe you could give it to Stojan or someone else. Problem is, how the hell are you going to get it there without ruining it?
>Write-In
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>>373809
>Maybe you could give it to Stojan or someone else. Problem is, how the hell are you going to get it there without ruining it?
More presents
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>>373809
>>Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>373809
>>Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>373809
>>Oh well... Eat the cake.
>>
>>373809
>Oh well... Eat the cake.
>>
>>373809
>Oh well... Eat the cake.
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You shrug your shoulders, and stuff the cake inside your mouth. Soviet Cake is best cake, as everyone knows.
Pelevina points out that you cannot wrap your hands around your stomach at this point. When you look down, you cannot see your feet. Perhaps you should take this as a warning sign, or further encouragement.

>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
>...What? Stojan likes you this way. Continue eating like you are.
>...Big Soviet muscles are only achieved via more consumption!
>Write-In

Congratulations anons, you've made Ivanka fat. Good God.
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>>373850
>>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
>>
>>373850
>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
>>
>>373850
>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
Training exercise with the soldiers.
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>>373850
>Write-In
Consider the possibility of a low-fat diet, eating only the skinniest soviet troops and also working out.
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>>373850
>>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
I'm sure we can get a mutation increasing our metabolism eventually, but for now, let's stay pretty.
>>
"...Good point. I'll cut down on the eating."

"Good, Ivanka, it's just that... Well, it's kind of terrifying to see you eat."

"Oh. Sorry comrade Pelevinka."

"Thanks, Ivanka."

You get out of the officer room, after licking your mouth of the chocolate crumbs.

You are now Well-Sated. (+2 to Rolls.)

You have a few buildings left to investigate.

>Search the large building to the west. You can smell an awful lot of humans there.
>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>Search the largest building to the east. You did read the words "Armory" on it.
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>>373909
>>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>>
>>373909
>>Search the largest building to the east. You did read the words "Armory" on it.
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>>373909
>>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>>
>>373909
>>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>>
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You realize you are leaving behind a considerable blood trail, and you open the strange door... Only to hear a shout from inside. Whoever's in here is alert, and you see two Conscripts, one male and one female, both armed with Mosin Magnets.

Actions.

>Take the shot! No-scope because otherwise you'll get shot! (Sniping, VERY HARD)
>Pounce on both of them! (Agility)
>Well. Knife toss! (Knives)
>RIP AND TEAR! (Strength)
>...I'm just a figment of your imagination? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>373947
>>Pounce on both of them! (Agility)
>>
>>373947
>Offer to let them to pet us

We can always pull a claw.
>>
>>373947
>>Take the shot! No-scope because otherwise you'll get shot! (Sniping, VERY HARD)
noscope baby
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>373980
this
>>
Goddamn it.

Roll me a 1d20+5. (+2 from Lone Wolf.)
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>>373961
this, but don't eat them.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
>>373961
This
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
>>374002
...What the hell is the problem with Abort? It's like it doesn't work on this board or something.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
>>374024
1+5=6

Critical Failure!.

"S-"

The female conscript fires a shot, and you narrowly dive to the side, which is behind what seems to be a wall. Pelevina has dodged also, and is at another wall. You hear yelling throughout the base. Shit.

Actions.

>Sniping is a piece of shit indoors... But try it anyways. (Sniping, VERY HARD)
>Try to pounce on them, they haven't taken cover yet! (Agility)
>Throw a knife at them! (Knives)
>...Shit. Toss a molotov! (Strength)
>Write-In

The base is now on High Alert.
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>>374032
>>Try to pounce on them, they haven't taken cover yet! (Agility)
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>>374032
>Try to pounce on them, they haven't taken cover yet! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5

Also, it seems like a happening is going on in Turkey.
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374042
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374042
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374042
I was gonna mention it, but happy you did first. Hopefully there are few casualties.
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>>374042
Shits fuck yo.
>80+ people dead in terrorist attack in Nice which was on France's national holiday
>Coup in Turkey
>Trump announces Vice President
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>>374060
Shit isn't fucked, this is merely the begining of a new era anon... a better, brighter future filled with a return to the correct world order.

Except for that terrorist attack that is just fanatics being fanatics.
>>
>>374054
Hopefully, who's Trumps VP anyways? I haven't heard yet.
Kinda hoping Greece tries to reclaim Constantinople. Or Serbia.

18+5=23

Great Success!

You carefully crawl on the ground below a few chairs and tables, and you flank them. You pounce, grabbing both of them mid-air, and pin them to floor, where their weapon slides harmlessly on the tile.

Action.

>...Eat the female, she's skinny anyways.
>Decapitate both of them.
>...You might need some hostages.
>If someone enters the building, you might want to terrify them... Make an "example" out of these humans. (Ivanka will become more sadistic)
>Knock them out, maybe you can take them to Stojan... If you can find a way out of this mess.
>Write-In
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>>374070
>>If someone enters the building, you might want to terrify them... Make an "example" out of these humans. (Ivanka will become more sadistic)
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>>374070
>Knock them out, maybe you can take them to Stojan... If you can find a way out of this mess.

Stojan is getting many gifts, so many gifts.
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>>374070
Mike Pence.
Also, quick opinion poll - opinion of Erdogan?
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>>374070
>Decapitate both of them.
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>>374070
>...You might need some hostages.
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>>374076
Erodgan... Isn't he the leader of Turkey?

He's Putin, but without vodka or anything cool.

Gonna wait five more minutes or until the tie is broken.
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>>374076
Terrorist supporting roach
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>>374076
He apparently passed a law granting the armed forces either power above the law or immunity from it, can't remember which. That is kinda wrong.
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>>374070
>Knock them out, maybe you can take them to Stojan... If you can find a way out of this mess.

Trump selected Mike Pence, the former governor of Indiana which is essentially Texas lite. He's described as very socially conservative.

>>374076
I don't like Erodogen since he supports ISIS and the destabilization of Syria. It'll be good if he get overthrown by a secular military.
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>>374087
>>374088
>>374095
>>374098
Holy shit, I've found my people. That's pretty much my opinion of the little shit as well.
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>>374111
Eh, I've only heard some negative shit about him but nothing positive so yeah. Fuck him.


Makes Brexit seem like an even better decision now...
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You knock them out, and put them on your back. You see a few rooms you can hide in. Or search.

>Go in the smallest one!
>Go to the one next to the stairs!
>Go in one of the two rooms ahead of the stairs!
>Go up the stairs!
>...You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>Barricade the doors!
>Write-In
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>>374126
>You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>>
>>374126
>>...You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>>
>>374134
Specify if you want hide up stairs or in one of the rooms anon.
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>>374126
>You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>>
>>374142
>The one next to the stairs
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>>374142
hide in the the one next to the stairs.
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You enter the room, and you only have three places to really hide.

>Hide under the table!
>Hide in a locker, if you can fit! (Agility)
>Try to climb in the ventilation. If you can fit. (Agility, HARD)
>Hide in another room! (Specify)
>Push the table over to the block the door!
>Write-In
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>>374173
>>Try to climb in the ventilation. If you can fit. (Agility, HARD)
>>
>>374178
This
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for climbing up there.
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>>374173
>Try to climb in the ventilation. If you can fit. (Agility, HARD)
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374186
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374186
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374186
>>
>>374194
15+5=20

Borderline Failure!

You try to climb up, but the blood covering most of your body makes it a little hard to get in, never the less your stomach's girth is... It makes it hard, alright?
You fall down, but luckily you can try again.
You hear yelling from directly outside the building.
Actions.

>Try to climb up again! (Agility, HARD)
>Fuck it, you need to hide somewhere else!
>Toss Pelevina and the unconscious conscripts up there, she can hide up there while you hide somewhere else.
>Write-In
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>>374200
>>Try to climb up again! (Agility, HARD)
>>
>>374200
>Toss Pelevina and the unconscious conscripts up there, she can hide up there while you hide somewhere else.
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>>374200

>Try to climb up again! (Agility, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to get up.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374218
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374218
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374218
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374225
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>>374229
My first nat 20
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>>374232
Niceee
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>>374229
Goddamn anons.

How does this even work?

20+5=25

Critical Success!

You jump up into the ventilation with ease, and pull Pelevina up. You feel extremely squished, but for some reason you can glide through the ventilation with ease, with Pelevina behind you, and you come to the second floor after some climbing. As you emerge, you see... A strange portal... Outside, it seems to be snow, or something.

...You feel a little divided on what you should do.

>...Touch it?
>Nope, nope... You need to evacuate and tell Stojan what the fuck you found.
>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.
>Get closer so you can see what's in it.
>Write-In
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>>374253
>>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.
>>
>>374253
>Get closer so you can see what's in it.
>>
>>374253
>...Touch it?
>>
>>374253
>Nope, nope... You need to evacuate and tell Stojan what the fuck you found.
Dammit I knew earlier you were hinting the weapons came from a portal.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
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>>374253
>>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.
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>>374253
>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.

This is probably the thing the Americans want us to destroy.
>>
You get out some dynamite. Well, hopefully yo-

"Wait! Don't!"

You turn around, and see a man, a rather old man with a white beard, a labcoat, and lacking hair.

"It's my life's work! With this, Soviet Russia will be able to travel through dimensions unknown to us!"

"...Where does this portal lead?"

"A strange land, we've have just opened up communications with them!"

Actions.

>...You are still a patriot to the Revolution... Leave the portal be.
>No, the pack comes first, scientist. Blow up the portal.
>Oooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>...Who's "Them?"
>Write-In
>>
>>374324
>>Oooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>>
>>374324
>>Oooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>>
>>374324
>...Who's "Them?"
And then
>Ooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>>
You slowly walk towards the priest, and he pulls out some-sort of... Pistol. It's shaped strangely, and seems to be automated, assembling completly when he pulls it out of his pocket. It hums softly.

"Don't come any closer to me or the portal! I'll shoot!" The scientist is slowly backing away, aiming the pistol straight at you and Pelevina.

Actions.

>...Pounce him. (Agility, RISKY)
>Alright, alright. Fine, I'll go.
>...Where did you get the gun from?
>Come on, put the gun down... Alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>Pull your sniper rifle out and try to fire before he does! (Sniping, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>374346
Why did I put priest? I'm too distracted by the happening in Turkey, goddamn it.
>>
>>374346
>>Come on, put the gun down... Alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374346
>Write-In
Intimidate him
>>
>>374346
>Alright, alright. Fine, I'll go.


That is a very dangerous gun. I wish to return to Stojan without a large hole in my stomach.
>>
>>374346
>Come on, put the gun down... Alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374356
seconded, and interrogate him.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Intimidate.
2=Put the gun down.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for charisma.

I'll grant you an additional +1 Modifier if you can bring up any good arguments on why to put the gun down.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374388
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374388
>>
>>374388
Yo, there's two of us. You kill one of us, the other takes you down anyway. And I would rather hear what you had to say than destroy it immediately anyway.
>>
We can't destroy the portal you heard the science guy it will let us travel between dimensions! (I'm hoping we meet a certain dragon)
>>
>>374395
19+5=24

Great Success!

"Put the gun down."

"W-Why?"

"That won't help you if I pounce on you and tear your neck open."

"N-No! It'll he-"

"Also, the safety's on."

You walk closer to the man.

"I'm not buying that."

"Not to mention there's two of us. I don't think you want to sacrifice yourself for some tech you can just make in a few years."

"F-Fine."

He hands you the pistol, and you take it.

"Thank you, comrade."

"...Was the safety on?"

"Nope. It was off the entire time."

"Damn it."

Actions.

>Knock him out.
>Interrogate... Where does that portal go, what does this gun do, etc.
>Fire that pistol at the ground, see what it does.
>Write-In
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>>374405
>>Knock him out.
Lets raid the armory and they get out of here
>>
>>374405
>Fire that pistol at the ground, see what it does.
>>
>>374405
Interrogate.
>>
>>374405
>Interrogate... Where does that portal go, what does this gun do, etc.
>>
>>374412
This
>>
You grab him by the neck.

"What does this pistol do?"

"I-It's a laser pistol I-I created."

"...I doubt you cou-"

"With assistance from the GDI!"

You turn your head slightly.

"G-D-I?"

"GDI! Global Defense Initiative!"

"What's that?"

"In that dimension, there is one main faction, the GDI. We've just entered communications with the GDI, who are willing to send us a land-lease of materials to help our research!"

"...Are they humans?"

"Y-Yes! We were amazed to find that in other dimension, life exactly like ours existed! They've even given us a crystal for study, called Tiberium! It's extraordinary! It's in the next room over!"

Actions.

>Hm... Knock him out, and see that crystal for yourself.
>Now you're curious... Where does this portal lead?
>Destroy the portal ASAP. You can't let your former comrades secure laser weaponry.
>Write-In
>>
>>374435
>>Hm... Knock him out, and see that crystal for yourself.
>>Destroy the portal ASAP. You can't let your former comrades secure laser weaponry.
>>
>>374435
>Now you're curious... Where does this portal lead?
>>
>>374435
>Destroy the portal ASAP. You can't let your former comrades secure laser weaponry.
>>
>>374442
This
>>
seconded
>>
You knock out the scientist, and put him on your back, along with the others. In the next room over, you see a small arsenal of equipment, and in the center of the room, a glowing green crystal surrounded by a glass case.

Actions.

>...Ooooh, you should poke the crystal.
>...What happens if you eat the crystal? (Bad Idea, you have been warned.)
>You should take the crystal back for Comrade Stojan!
>Loot some of the weapons here.
>You don't like this crystal. Grab it, and toss it into the other dimension before destroying the portal.
>Write-In
>>
>>374458
take it back, but give it to our daughteru. We might crush it by accident.
>>
>>374458
>You should take the crystal back for Comrade Stojan!

Then eat it
>>
>>374458
>>You don't like this crystal. Grab it, and toss it into the other dimension before destroying the portal.
>>
>>374458
>>You should take the crystal back for Comrade Stojan!
>>Loot some of the weapons here.
>>
You go out to grab the glass crate, but the scientist has apparently woken up.

"No! Don't touch it! It's extremely radioactive!'
Actions.

>Oh well, what does he know about crystals? Knock him out, and take the crystal back to Stojan.
>You know. Grab the glass container and toss it into the other dimension.
>Eat it in front of him.
>Knock him out.
>Write-In
>>
>>374487
I know this isn't the Dragon quest but
>Eat it in front of him
>>
>>374487
>>You know. Grab the glass container and toss it into the other dimension.
>>
>>374487
>You know. Grab the glass container and toss it into the other dimension.

Don't toss it in, place it in so the case won't smash.


>>374497
We have been warned that will end badly. Don't.
>>
Gonna wait five more minutes.
>>
You nod, and carefully pick up the box, and go over to the portal, and set it in the other dimension. The scientist gives a sigh of relief.

"Thank God you didn't eat it or anything."

"Why? What would of happened?"

"Well, if you left you might of doomed the human race, and slowly mutate to become a crystallized hunk of Tiberium, and then just a mass of meat and flesh with no sanity left."

"Oh."

Actions.

>...Yeah, time to leave. And plant explosives.
>Whelp, time to loot the mini-arsenal of equipment here!
>Write-In
>>
>>374506
seconded
>>
>>374534
>>...Yeah, time to leave. And plant explosives.
Kidnap the scientist.
>>
>>374534
>>Whelp, time to loot the mini-arsenal of equipment here!
>>
>>374534
>Whelp, time to loot the mini-arsenal of equipment here!
>>
You go into the back, and look at the equipment... You only can take two items.

>What seems to be a black rifle, similar to your PTRD, but with a scope, and a longer barrel.
>What seems to be a machine gun, but with a strange box and... Something that says M2409 on it.
>A rifle, similar to the scientist's pistol, colored red and rather strange with a focusing mirror in the barrel.
>A shotgun with... Strange marks, like runes on it.
>Write-In
>>
>>374564
>>What seems to be a black rifle, similar to your PTRD, but with a scope, and a longer barrel.
>>What seems to be a machine gun, but with a strange box and... Something that says M2409 on it.
>>
>>374564
>>A rifle, similar to the scientist's pistol, colored red and rather strange with a focusing mirror in the barrel.
>>A shotgun with... Strange marks, like runes on it.
>>
>>374564
And have pele take the other two, right
Pls
>>
>>374573
No, both of you can only carry one of these weapons.
>>
>>374564
>>A rifle, similar to the scientist's pistol, colored red and rather strange with a focusing mirror in the barrel.
>>A shotgun with... Strange marks, like runes on it.
>>
>>374576
What if we Eat them all and regurgitate later
>>
>>374564
>What seems to be a black rifle, similar to your PTRD, but with a scope, and a longer barrel.
>What seems to be a machine gun, but with a strange box and... Something that says M2409 on it.
>>
>>374584
...I... I guess, though the equipment will be in shitty conditions, and you won't have anyway to repair it.
>>
>>374597
Well we can only carry two anyway. Might as well take two and put the rest in yo belly.
>>
You take the rifle, and give the shotgun to Ivanka.

Now, what do with the other two?

>...Eat them, and puke them out later. Even if you'll get hungry again since you would of puked out your lunch, dinner, and breakfast.
>Leave them be.
>Destroy them, so the Soviets can't use them.
>Write-In
>>
>>374612
>>...Eat them, and puke them out later. Even if you'll get hungry again since you would of puked out your lunch, dinner, and breakfast.
>>
>>374612
Eat them.
>>
>>374616
Wait, just eat them and don't regurgitate it?
>>
>>374612
>Destroy them, so the Soviets can't use them.
>>
>>374619
No, I'm posting from my phone. Please understand.
>>
You take the rest of the equipment, and eat it.

"Ivanka, I thought you said yo-"

"It is tasty, da? Also, is only way to carry back more."

"...By the time we get back it'd dissolved in your stomach."

"Or not, is small price to pay."

"...Alright, fine. Let's just get out of here.

You knock out the scientist, place dynamite around the portal, and start going through the ventilation. You come to the section where you jumped up, and see a conscript idly drinking vodka, and smoking.

Actions.

>...Try to grab him, and eat him. (Agility)
>Fall on him, and try to tear out his neck. (Strength)
>...Maybe you can wait for him to go?
>Write-In
>>
>>374651
>Fall on him, and try to tear out his neck. (Strength)

How much do you guys think Ivanka weighs now? I say at least 700 pounds.
>>
>>374651
>>Fall on him, and try to tear out his neck. (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 (Additional +1 from weight.)

Also, it seems like the coup in Turkey failed. Goddamn it, the roaches can never do anything right.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>374693
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>374693
Fuck Erdogan and his near-Sharia government. Can't wait for him to become a dictator and the West to go,"Wow,didn't see that coming."
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>374693
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>374693
If we roll a 16 or higher we had better just crush him under our weight.

We should until tomorrow to see what's happened in Turkey. The president addressing the nation on face time is very unprofessional and might have been done out of desperation.
>>
>>374705
16+4=20

Success!

You fall out of the ventilation, biting the conscript on the neck and tearing out the throat, and crushing his back and smashing his left arm into... Well, blood red gore. You get up, and burp rather loudly. It seems no one else is here, but there are signs of... Combat, for some reason. You can also hear gunshots in the distance.

Actions.

>...Consume the dead soldier, then investigate the other rooms.
>Investigate the other rooms.
>Eat the dead soldier, and look outside.
>Look outside.
>Write-In
>>
>>374717
>>Investigate the other rooms.
>>
>>374717
>Look outside. Then investigate other rooms if possible.
>>
>>374727
>Look outside.
>>
>>374727
This
>>
>>374651
>knock him out and add him to the presents for Stojan.

Also tib wars is beautiful OP
>>
>>374732
Thanks anon.

You look outside, and see that the base is... Well, searching for you, outside the chain link fence. It seems they don't exactly know where you are.

Actions.

>Go into the eastern building, labeled Armory.
>Go into the western building, which seems to be a barracks.
>Take out a watch tower to make your escape easier.
>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
>Write-In
>>
>>374747
>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
We've got all the weapons we can carry anyway.
>>
>>374747
>>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
>>
>>374747
>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
Maybe toss a Molotov into a guard tower as you go.
>>
You begin to climb over a fence, and escape undetected. You also sneak around the side and grab that other unconscious guy, and a few minutes later, you detonate the explosives, which create a large blue explosion which literally wipes out the entire base in a huge blue fireball, and you return to camp,

You knock on your cabin door.

"Ivanka? You're back already?"

"Yeah, and I've brought you something, comrade Stojan."

"Oh, cool? Is it a new gun?"

"...Close."

You've just finished cleaning the vomit off of the other two guns, anyways.

You are now Stojan, and Ivanka has just hauled four men, and one woman as a present. Along with four rather cool looking guns, though two of them are... They look a little rusted, to be honest.

"What are you going to do with your presents, comrade Stojan?"
You see that she's rather proud of her presents, even with her stoicism.

What do with the four humans?

You are currently Starving. (-2 on all rolls.)

>You are starving... Eat them with Ivanka, romantically!
>Turn them into lycanthropes, of course.
>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... What do?
>...Uh. Well, give them out to people. Even if this might piss Ivanka off.
>Write-In
>>
>>374773
>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... Eat them.
>>
>>374773
>>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... What do?
>>You are starving... Eat them with Ivanka, romantically!
>>
>>374773
>>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... eat with Ivanka.
>>
>>374773
>>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... Eat them... with Ivanka, romantically.
>>
>>374783
+1
>>
Alright anons, roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can properly reenact the Lady and the Tramp.
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>374800
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>374800
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>374800
>>
>>374814
16+2=18

Good Success!

You and Ivanka suck up human entrails together, it's rather romantic. Now if only you had candles.
After your feast is done, you cuddle with Ivanka among human entrails and what you thought was an eyeball none of you felt up to eat. By none, you meant you. Ivanka ate that in a heartbeat. You also find it a little harder to hug Ivanaka, as... Well, she sometimes slightly crushes you in your sleeping mat whenever she turns over.

You wake up, and feel much better after eating something.

Actions.

>...Maybe you should surprise Ivanka... Now, what should you get her?
>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>...Nah, just go back to sleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>374832
>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>>
>>374832
>>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>>
>>374832
>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>>
"Ivanka?"

"What?"

"How do you feel about exercising?"

"Comrade... I just got back from work."

Hmm...

Actions.

>Bribe her with something.
>Fine, be that way.
>...Please? (Charisma, HARD)
>Fine, whatever. I'm going to check out those guns you got me then.
>Write-In
>>
>>374850
>>...Please? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374850
>Bribe her with something.

I'll actually start doing missions, convert Pelevina if Ivanka wants and get a surprise gift. A puppy
>>
>>374850
>>...Please? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374852
This.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for convincing her.

You are also Sated now. (+1 on all rolls)
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>374874
>>
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>374874
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>374874
>>
>>374888
17+3=20
Great Success!

"Come on Ivanka, I don't want to wheel you out of bed on a wheelbarrow."

"I'm not that fat!"

"...Look at yourself in the mirror, you are gaining quite a bit of weight."

She sighs.

"Fine, but only if I get to cuddle with you afterwards."

"...I can get behind that, sure."

Ivanka has upgraded!

Choose from the following three.

>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>Barbed Teeth: Ivanka's teeth can now grip on to people, object, or things with ease, and can maim easier. Her eating speed is now extremely fast.
>Large: Ivanka becomes larger and stronger. This will start her down becoming a second alpha. (+2 Strength, -1 Agility, +25 HP)
>>
>>374906
>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>>
>>374906
>>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>>
>>374906
>>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>>
Fast Metabolism it is.

She gets up.

"Let's do it then, Comrade."

So, what exactly fitness regimen you want to go through this time?

>Run around the camp! (Agility)
>...Maybe the two of you could ambush a USSR convoy together?
>First, let's divide up the guns!
>Hunting!
>...Strength workout! (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>374925
>>...Maybe the two of you could ambush a USSR convoy together?
>>First, let's divide up the guns!
>>
>>374925
>>...Maybe the two of you could ambush a USSR convoy together?
>>First, let's divide up the guns!
Let's get something for Daughteru ja?
>>
"Maybe the two of us could raid a USSR Convoy together?"

"I would love that, Stojan."

You smile, and walk outside, where she put four guns separated on different wooden racks! This organization nearly makes you squeal. It is very rare to see organization in your profession, after all.

Guns.

>A machine gun called a M2409. It seems to be made by Americans. And is slightly rust colored, for some reason.
>A sniper rifle, bigger then Ivanka's PTRD and with a scope to boot! Not to mention, it comes in stylish black... And is slightly rust colored.
>Oooh, a rifle. You wonder what it does.
>A shotgun? Cool!

Who to give to.

>You, equipped with MG-42.
>Ivanka, equipped with Mauser 1918 Rifle and PTRD.
>Nicolae, unarmed.
>Petrov, armed with a Nagnat Revolver.
>Leopold, armed with an MP-38.
>Give it to someone else.
>>
>>374955
>Machine gun to us
>Sniper to Ivanka
>Shotgun to Nicolae
>Rifle to Leopold
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>>374955
>A machine gun called a M2409. It seems to be made by Americans. And is slightly rust colored, for some reason.
>You, equipped with MG-42.

Is the gun suppose to be a M249 like pic related or is this a gun in Tiberium wars or something?
>>
>>374971
Let's... Let's just say the GDI got the Russian translation mixed up, alright?
>>
You hand out the weaponry, and grab the M249... Of course, it's rather hard to choose between them...

>...Why not dual-wield them? You need more dakka anyways. (When firing, you will suffer a -3 Penalty to hit, unless you get more strength.)
>You'll primarily use the MG-42.
>You'll primarily use the M249.
>Write-In
>>
>>374992
>>...Why not dual-wield them? You need more dakka anyways. (When firing, you will suffer a -3 Penalty to hit, unless you get more strength.)
We're going to exercise,after all.
>>
>>374992
>>You'll primarily use the M249.
Dual when we get stronger
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>374992
>You'll primarily use the M249.
>>
You decide on using the M249.

You and Ivanka walk out into the forest, hunting for a USSR convoy. Along the way, you decide to make some small talk.

"So."

"Do you have something to report, comrade Stojan?"

Actions.

>...Why do you always act like a soldier around me?
>What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?
>What would be your opinion if I infected Borislav?
>So, what exactly does Borislav do?
>What was your home like?
>Just remain silent.
>Write-In
>>
>>375028
>>...Why do you always act like a soldier around me?
>>
>>375028
>>What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?
>>
>>375028
>What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?
>...Why do you always act like a soldier around me?
>>
>>375031
This.
>>
"Just wondering... What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?"

"She'd be adorable, little puppy eyes, a craving for human meat... We could share meals..."
Her brief smile goes back to her usual stoic self.

"...I'll take that as a yes."

Actions.

>Why do you always act as a soldier around me?
>What would be your opinion if I infected Borislav, your brother?
>What did Borislav do in the army?
>What was your home like?
>So... Are you still a communist?
>Just wondering, are you still pissed off at me for transforming you into a werewolf?
>Write-In
>>
>>375044
>>Just wondering, are you still pissed off at me for transforming you into a werewolf?
>>
>>375044
>So... Are you still a communist?
>>
"Are you still pissed off at me for transforming you into a werewolf?"

"No! I love it, I spend more time with you, and I don't think I've fed like this when I was still a human."

"Oh, that's nice."

"I know, plus I don't have to wear as much clothes in the winter to prevent hypothermia or death via frostbite!"

You haven't thought of that, honestly.

"...Are you still a communist?"

She nods her head.

"Of course I am, comrade Stojan! Are you not a communist?"

"Oh... Well..."

Actions.

>Of course I am!
>No, communism is childish, Ivanka. Grow out of it.
>Change the subject.
>No, not really.
>Write-In
>>
>>375068
>>No, not really.
MONARCHISTS UNITE
>>
>>375068
>No, not really.
>>
"No, not really."

"Well, hopefully one day you'll join us under glorious Communism, comrade."

"Yeah. Sure."

"Now, is there anything else?"

Actions.

>...Just wondering, do you consider yourself still human?
>What's with your... Presents anyways?
>What was your home like/
>What did Borislav do in the army?
>What would be your opinion if I infected your brother?
>Write-In
>>
>>375086
>>Write-In
>Ever thought about kids?
>>
>>375086
>What would be your opinion if I infected your brother?

Eventually Stojan will convert and plant his Catholic seed into Ivanka.
>>
"...What would be your opinion if I infected your brother?"

"Well, it'd be adorable to see him try to figure it out, so I wouldn't mind."

"Oh... Just wondering... Have you ever thought about children?"

Ivanka pauses.

"...What are you getting at, comrade Stojan?"

She seems rather entertained.

Actions.

>Nothing! I just was asking you a question about our future.
>...Just wondering if you'd like to have a go at it. Once this is done, of course.
>Write-In
>>
>>375108
>>...Just wondering if you'd like to have a go at it. Once this is done, of course.
>>
>>375108
>...Just wondering if you'd like to have a go at it. Once this is done, of course.

And so the sun rises in Anatolia.
>>
"I was wondering if you wanted to have a go at it, once this is over."

"Sure, I'd be up for it, Stojan."

You eventually see in the distance a USSR convoy. Ivanka greedily look towards it... You know, the pack is starving after all, and you'd probably should bring back some alive.

Actions.

>Set up the MG-42 and the M249, once one of them runs out of ammo, get Ivanka to reload it while you fire the second one. (Machinegunning.)
>HUSSAR CHARGE the truck head on! (Strength, +1)
>...Get Ivanka to kidnap people admist your M249's fire. You'd rather take as many alive for... Consumption at a later date. As in, as soon as you get back home. (Machinegunning, Ivanka's Agility)
>Charge in, spraying machine gun bullets! (Machinegunning)
>Write-In
>>
>>375127
>>...Get Ivanka to kidnap people admist your M249's fire. You'd rather take as many alive for... Consumption at a later date. As in, as soon as you get back home. (Machinegunning, Ivanka's Agility)
>>
Roll me a 2d20+2 for this.
>>
Rolled 17, 9 + 2 = 28 (2d20 + 2)

>>375146
>>
Rolled 10, 11 + 2 = 23 (2d20 + 2)

>>375146
>>
Rolled 12, 16 + 2 = 30 (2d20 + 2)

>>375146
>>
17+1=18
16+2=18

Success!

You open fire, sending quite a few conscripts dead towards the ground, while others run for cover... A few run straight into Ivanka's grasp. The few conscripts remaining jump in one of the trucks and tries to drive off! You try shooting, but sadly your M249 is already out of ammo!

Actions.

>Have Ivanka pounce them.
>Show that your a man to Ivanka! HUSSAR CHARGE the truck! (Strength, +1)
>Try to jump on the side of the truck! (Agility)
>Ivanka probably can weigh it down! Have her jump on it! (Ivanka's Agility.)
>Write-in
>>
>>375163
>Try to jump on the side of the truck! (Agility)
>Ivanka probably can weigh it down! Have her jump on it! (Ivanka's Agility.)
>>
>>375163
>Show that your a man to Ivanka! HUSSAR CHARGE the truck! (Strength, +1)

Actually, more on training ourselves not to keep tripping desu.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375170
Let do it
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for charging!
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
Come on poland
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
>>375180
7+4=11

Failure!

You charge into the truck, just leaving a dent in the metal. One of the conscripts fires at you, but misses.

Actions.

>Try to leap onto the truck! (Agility)
>Fucking communists! Hussar Charge again! (Strength, +1, but will next turn will grant you a -1 from being tired.)
>...This is your chance. Try to outpace the vehicle! That will show the conscripts back at the track! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>375197
Good save anon
>>
>>375201
Noo! I saved us!
>>
>>375206
It's top three, and if you get a crit, it's prioritized.
>>
>>375201
>>Fucking communists! Hussar Charge again! (Strength, +1, but will next turn will grant you a -1 from being tired.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for another charge!
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375232
Dice don't fail me now
>>
>>375235
19+4=23

Amazing Success!

You ram into the the truck, sending a wheel flying and causing it to swerve into a tree, crashing it. A few injuried conscripts gets out, and it seems no one's been hurt. One of them yells something, and charges you with a knife.

Actions.

>Wait for him to get close, then infect him. (Agility)
>Pounce him, why wait? (Agility, RISKY)
>You could go for a snack, wait for him to close, then rip and tear for your stomach! (Strength)
>Spray him down with your MG-42! (Machinegunner)
>Hussar Charge! (Strength, +1, but get a -2 next turn.
>Write-In
>>
>>375246
>>Wait for him to get close, then infect him. (Agility)
>>
>>375246
>Wait for him to get close, then infect him. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for that.
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
>>375265
1+2=3

Critical Failure!

You wait for him to get close, and try to slash him, but he pins you to the ground, and tries to stab at your juggular, and you are in a life or death situation here.

Actions.

>You're a man! Try to force him off of you! (Strength)
>...Try to infect him, all you need is one little scratch. (Agility, RISKY)
>Fuck it, bite his head off! (Agility)
>Yell for Ivanka to help!
>Write-In
>>
>>375277
>>Fuck it, bite his head off! (Agility)
>>
>>375277
>>Fuck it, bite his head off! (Agility)
>>
>>375277
>You're a man! Try to force him off of you! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 to bite his head off.
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375291
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375291
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375291
>>
>>375297
14+3=17
Success!

You manage to maneuver your head in a good position to strike, and you bite his head clean off, and swallow. You throw his body off you, and the two of the conscripts seem to be fleeing, one of them missing a leg from the car crash. But one of them is just backing away slowly, and is on the ground. He seems to be rather young, about seventeen.

Actions.

>...Go after the the able-bodied one retreating.
>...What is that man waiting for? Go after him.
>Go after the one without a leg.
>Let them flee.
>>
>>375307
>>...What is that man waiting for? Go after him.
>>
>>375307
>...Go after the the able-bodied one retreating.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go after the man on the ground.
2=Go after the able-bodied one retreating.
>>
You ignore the other two, and go after the man retreating. He sees you catching up to him, and he draws a pistol, and says something in Russian, which you've learned from Ivanka.

"D-Don't come any closer, werewolf!"

He takes out a cross. A shitty wooden one, but a cross all the same.

Actions.

>...He's probably an orthodox heretic. Pounce him. (Agility, RISKY)
>Put down the pistol... (Charisma, HARD)
>Intimidate him. (Intimidation)
>Write-in
>>
>>375353
>Intimidate him. (Intimidation)
>>
>>375357
This
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for Intimidation.
>>
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
>>375369
10+2=12

Failure!

"Drop the pistol!"

He fires a shot which lodges itself into your shoulder, you yelp in pain. Shit, that fucking hurts. (-15 HP)

Actions.

>Pounce him! (Agility)
>One final offer, put down the pistol, or else! (Charisma)
>HUSSAR CHARGE him! (Strength, +1)
>He's not worth your time. Leave him be.
>Write-In
>>
>>375374
>>Pounce him! (Agility)
>>
>>375374
>Pounce him! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2.
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375380
>>
>>375382
14+2=16

Success!

You dodge his next shot, and pounce right onto him, drooling a slight amount of saliva on him. His pistol goes to his side, and he attempts to reach for it in vain.

Actions..

>...Show forgiveness to your foe, just leave him be. (Stojan will become more kind.)
>Infect him.
>Whelp, eating time...
>Knock him out.
>Hang on, you gotta punch the shit out of him for shooting you. (Stojan will become a little more wroth.)
>Write-In
>>
>>375386
>>Hang on, you gotta punch the shit out of him for shooting you
>>
>>375386
>Show forgiveness to him by giving him Lycanthropy
>>
>>375386
>Hang on, you gotta punch the shit out of him for shooting you
And then
>>375392
This
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Beat the shit out of him.
2=Infect him.
>>
You sigh.

And then start punching the shit out of him.

How hard do you want to thrash him?

>Just give him a good hit or two.
>You need to vent some frustration.
>...Enough to break a arm or two.
>Make him a fucking human pretzel!
>Write-In
>>
>>375407
A few punches. Nothing major. Then infect him.
>>
>>375407
>>Make him a fucking human pretzel!
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375407
>Make him a fucking human pretzel!
Bonus points if we literally make him one and eat him afterwards
>>
You decide to vent... A lot of frustration. You start turning him into a human preztel, breaking arms and limbs... You don't know why, but you take quite a bit of joy in this act... His screams for mercy go unheeded, until you hear footsteps behind you. That younger conscript from earlier seems to have snapped out of it, and is crawling away. You guess that his legs are broken. You hear a shout in the woods, and it suddenly goes silent. You guess that Ivanka got the other one.

Now of course... About what you did to the human preztel?

>...You think you've found a new passion... Hurting people. (Stojan becomes wrothful)
>...How far can you take this? (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>...What the fuck are you doing? What would God think? (Stojan becomes repentful.)

Also, what do with the preztel?

>Infect him, maybe his bones will fix themselves.
>Leave him be.
>What does a human pretzel taste like? (Incompatible with Repent Change.)
>Kill him.
>Write-In
>>
>>375437
>...How far can you take this? (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>What does a human pretzel taste like? (Incompatible with Repent Change.)
>>
>>375439
Lets do it
>>
>>375437
>...You think you've found a new passion... Hurting people. (Stojan becomes wrothful)
>Write-in
Show him off to Ivanka
>>
...You like this. You feel powerful. His pleas for mercy are... Soothing to the ears. You begin to tear into him, and begin eating the human pretzel inbetween his sobs for mercy.

A small note is all that's left of the conscript... You have a piqued interest in it.

You are now Well-Sated (+2)

Actions.

>Why not read it?
>...Personal notes are never good, you've just found your new high after all.
>Write-In
>>
>>375456
>...Personal notes are never good, you've just found your new high after all.
>>
>>375456
>>Why not read it?
>>
>>375467
This
>>
>>375456
>Why not read it?
>>
>>375467
Why not
>>
You pick it up, curious. Inside is a picture of the conscript and what you'd assume is his female child, hugging... However, next to it is a supply manifest inside, seems this convoy was mostly carrying medical supplies to Berlin.

Any particular emotions towards the picture?

>Regret, mostly. (Lose some sanity.)
>What emotions? (Stojan becomes a sociopath towards humans.)
>...Fuck. Why did you do that in the first place anyways? (Stojan becomes more repentful)
>Write-In

Anyhow, you toss the note to the ground, and turn behind you. The younger conscript seems to be running away, from Ivanka, and he's looking behind him. And is running directly towards you.

Actions.

>Grab him. (Strength.)
>Pounce him. (Agility)
>HUSSAR CHARGE! (Strength, +1)
>Let him pass. This one's Ivanka's catch.
>Write-In
>>
>>375504
>What emotions? (Stojan becomes a sociopath towards humans.)
>Grab him. (Strength.)
>>
>>375504
>...Fuck. Why did you do that in the first place anyways? (Stojan becomes more repentful)
>Pounce him. (Agility)

After this Stojan should just take a lot of Vodka and talk to Father Nicolae.
>>
>>375504
>>What emotions? (Stojan becomes a sociopath towards humans.)
>Grab him. (Strength.)
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375511
This
>>
>>375511
No we need to make Nicolae more amoral
>>
>>375506
Lets do this
>>
>>375526
You aren't saying that Nicolae should stop being Catholic are you?
>>
...I feel like we're about to stumble upon a salt mine, so I'm going to take an addition ten minutes so some lurkers can cast their votes, and for you guys to argue about this.
>>
>>375538
No just more nationalist
>>
Emotions? Please, you are the apex predator, who gives a damn about humans?

You instantly disregard the photo, and turn to grab the conscript.

Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>375570
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>375570
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>375570
>>
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>375570
>>
>>375572
17+5=22

You easily grab him by the throat, and hoist him in the air. He struggles, but can't escape.

Actions.

>Infect him.
>Give him to Ivanka to be eaten.
>...Whelp, you're up for another human pretzel. Give it to Ivanka, as a sort of thank you present though.
>Human pretzel? Human pretzel. They taste delicious!
>Just break his neck.
>Write-In
>>
>>375582
>>...Whelp, you're up for another human pretzel. Give it to Ivanka, as a sort of thank you present though.
>>
>>375582
>...Whelp, you're up for another human pretzel. Give it to Ivanka, as a sort of thank you present though.
>>
>>375582
>Eat him for yourself.

We're trying to get Ivanka to lose weight remember.
>>
>>375582
>Infect him.
>>
You begin twisting his arm, and eventually break it. He cries, but reaches for something on his hip. A grenade.
It seems he realized what's going on.

Actions.

>Swat the grenade out of his hand. (Agility)
>Throw him and hit the deck! (Strength)
>Fuck, bite his head off! (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>375599
>>Swat the grenade out of his hand. (Agility)
>>
>>375599
>Swat the grenade out of his hand. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375605
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375605
>>
>>375607
18+3=21

Success!

You swat the grenade out of his arm, and turn him into a preztel. Ivanka watches, then looks at you, confused.

"Comrade Stojan, why are you torturing this man?"

Actions.

>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>They taste better as pretzels.
>He had it coming, believe me.
>Write-In
>>
>>375615
>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>>
>>375615
>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>They taste better as pretzels.
>>
>>375615
>>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>>
"What? He's human, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now."

"I may eat people, Stojan. But that doesn't mean I torture without reason."

"...They taste better as pretzels."

She seems tempted, but quickly shakes her head.

"...Why am I the sane one in this, Stojan? You are beginning to concern me."

Actions.

>What? Why? I feel fine.
>...So you don't want him? He's juicy.
>...He pissed me off, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>375627
>>What? Why? I feel fine.
>Besides haven't you skinned like two people
>>
>>375627
>What? Why? I feel fine.
>Besides haven't you skinned like two people
>>
>>375627
>What? Why? I feel fine.
>Besides haven't you skinned like two people
>>
"What? Why? I feel fine... Besides, didn't you skin two people?"

She goes silent, and looks ashamed.

"...I did. Yes. Let's continue on, comrade."

"So you don't want the pretzel?"

"I'm fine, comrade."
She walks away.

Well... What do with him?

Actions.

>...Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>Meh, just leave him here.
>Kill him, painlessly.
>Kill him, painfully.
>Eat him.
>Write-In
>>
>>375633
>>Eat him.
>>
>>375633
>...Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>375633
>Eat him.
>>
You shrug your shoulders and eat him. You and Ivanka take back the medicine and the prisoners back to the camp.

What will you do to the prisoners?

You have 18x Prisoners.

>Feed them to the pack.
>Infect them.
>...Show your moves to your men, maybe some of them will enjoy the preztel-shape formation!
>They're just prisoners. Abide by the rules of war and just keep them prisoner.
>Write-In
>>
>>375649
>...Show your moves to your men, maybe some of them will enjoy the preztel-shape formation!
>>
>>375649
Infect half of them and feed the other half to the pack.
>>
>>375649
>>Feed them to the pack.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375649
>>375653
Just feed all of them to the pack now.
>>
You feed all the prisoners to the pack, and you see your father... And quite a few of the Germans (Leopold included!) take some of them to the newly-constructed church. You find this slightly suspicious...

Actions.

>Follow them...
>Maybe get someone else to follow them and report... Someone loyal, like Petrov or Ivanka.
>You're just being paranoid.
>Write-In
>>
>>375676
>Follow them...
>>
>>375676
>>Follow them...
>>
>>375676
>>Follow them...
>You're just being paranoid.

We can look at the new church without much suspicion
>>
You follow them closely, and see them go in the church. You slip in, unannounced and watch from the shadows. You see them gather the prisoners around the cross in the center of the room, and your father begins a sermon.

"Forgive us for our sins, lord. For we do not know what we do..."

His sermon eventually ends, and he goes up to the first prisoner, and takes them into a confession box. A few minutes later, your father comes out, along with the prisoner and takes them to a back room. A yell and the sound of bone eating is heard. Leopold follows next, taking one of the prisoners into the confession box, and going into the next room.

Actions.

>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>...Demand your father stop this cult. You'd rather not have him get powerful in your own ranks.
>...Interesting. Maybe you should do this.
>Write-In
>>
>>375700
>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>>
>>375700
>>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>>
>>375700
>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>...Interesting. Maybe you should do this.
>>
>>375705
This, having God forgive your every murder is nice
>>
You wait for them to finish up, and reveal yourself to your father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"...Why exactly are you getting confessions from pr- I mean humans?"

"Well, they deserve last rites. They are after all, warriors like us. To not hear their final confessions and words mark us as monsters. We're just as human as them, you know."

Actions.

>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>...Why do you feel obliged to give them last rites?
>Let me guess, you even bury them out back, don't you, human-lover?
>...Is this the only time you eat?
>What's your stance on human torture?
>...Mind if I join in next time?
>Write-In
>>
>>375719
>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>>
>>375719
>>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>>
>>375719
>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>>
"Alright, good luck then Dad."

He nods.

"God bless, Stojan."

You leave the church, and head to bed. You find it strange that Ivanka doesn't really want to cuddle up to you while you sleep.

You wake up, and get out of bed. You remember that you wanted to find Leopold. Eventually, you find him in the German side of the camp, leading a German song, and when he sees you, he salutes.

"How can I help, sir?"

"What are you doing?"

"We're mourning the loss of Germany, sir."

Actions.

>You fight for Poland now! I will not tolerate foreign nationalism in my camp!
>Oh, good. Germany is a rather nice place, isn't it? Why don't we walk, Leopold.
>What, are you still a national socialist? The loss of Germany didn't change that for you?
>Write-In
>>
>>Oh, good. Germany is a rather nice place, isn't it? Why don't we walk, Leopold.
>>
>>375740
>Oh, good. Germany is a rather nice place, isn't it? Why don't we walk, Leopold.

Let's not be too hasty with people like Leopold.
>>
"Oh, good. Germany is a nice place isn't it? Why don't we take a walk, Leopold?"

"What's this about, sir?"

"I just wanted to talk."

"Yes sir."

You walk over to the edge of camp, where no one care overhear you.

Actions.

>...I didn't think you were the religious type. What were you doing in my father's church?
>...On a scale of one to ten, how willing are you to follow my orders?
>...I remember you told me you served on the eastern front. This means you also fought against Poland, right?
>How do you like your new laser rifle?
>What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?
>Why did you join the S.S, and why do you regret it now?
>Write-In
>>
>>375758
>>How do you like your new laser rifle?
>>What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?
>>
>>375758
>...On a scale of one to ten, how willing are you to follow my orders?
>...I remember you told me you served on the eastern front. This means you also fought against Poland, right?
>>
>>375758
>...I didn't think you were the religious type. What were you doing in my father's church?
>What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?
>>
>>375758
>...I didn't think you were the religious type. What were you doing in my father's church?
>...On a scale of one to ten, how willing are you to follow my orders?
>>
"What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?"

He spits at the ground.

"He's an asshole who enjoys shooting his own men. I don't like people like that, sir."

"...Why, exactly?"

"I generally don't like incompetent commanders who get their men killed, sir."

"Speak of... How willing are you to follow my orders, on a scale of one to ten?"

"...Probably about a four."

You find yourself slightly shocked.

Actions.

>...Why?
>...Well then, if you cannot follow orders well, I'll just dismiss you from command.
>Write-In
>>
>>375782
>>...Why?
>>
>>375782
>...Why?
>>
"Why?"

"...I don't want to get sent into another Stalingrad, I don't really know you, or care about Poland in any significant way, and I don't know what your goals are, beyond the vague definition of "freeing Poland.", and finally, because I don't really trust you."

Actions.

>...Why don't you trust me?
>I'm not incompetent enough to send you into another Stalingrad, alright?
>I can tell you my dream for Poland, I suppose.
>How can I get you to want Poland's independence?
>Change the subject.
>Write-In
>>
>>375794
>...Why don't you trust me?
>>
>>375794
>>I can tell you my dream for Poland, I suppose.
>>
Waiting five minutes.
>>
>>375798
This
>>
>>375794
>I'm not incompetent enough to send you into another Stalingrad, alright?
>>
"I can tell you my dream for Poland... It is simple, really..."

>You, at the head of it.
>Poland, turned into werewolves so that we may defend ourselves against foreigners.
>...The way it was before the war.
>I want to bring back the monarchy of old...
>Write-In for Stojan's Dream.
>>
>>375811
>>I want to bring back the monarchy of old..
>>
>>375811
>I want to bring back the monarchy of old...
>>
>>375811
>You, at the head of it.
>Poland, turned into werewolves so that we may defend ourselves against foreigners
>I want to bring back the monarchy of old...

Essentially we want to be the monarch of werewolf Poland
>>
"I want to bring back the monarchy of old."

"What? That's a goddamned pipe dream. Who's going to rule this nation? Who's going to lead these people? Most importantly... What will happen to these people? Think about it. We're goddamned werewolves. We need to eat people to live."

After the Revolution...

>Well... Once this is all over, I just want to settle down with Ivanka, in my family's farm really. I don't have delusional dreams of leadership.
>Once this is over, I will personally protect Poland. I will lead it's armies as it's general.
>...I have grand dreams, I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king.
>Write-In

People.

>...I don't want to be a werewolf after this. Hopefully a cure will be found.
>...Maybe one day, werewolves and humans can co-exist?
>Please, humans exist to be preyed upon by their betters.
>Polaska deserves better then humans. It deserves strong, honest werewolves.
>Write-In
>>
>>375828
>...I have grand dreams, I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king.
>Please, humans exist to be preyed upon by their betters.
>>
>>375828
>...I have grand dreams, I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king.
>Please, humans exist to be preyed upon by their betters.
>>
"I have grand dreams. I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king. And please... Humans exist to be preyed by their betters. The ruling class will of course be lycanthropes."

"...That's utter insanity."

"Is it?"

"It is, you want my men to get killed for your personal glory? Then, you want to persecute humans? We were all humans once, we have human families, how fucking well will that turn out?"

"Is that different from what you did in the S.S?"

"Damnit, it's not the same! The Juden are different! You want a ruling class of werewolves, to prey on humans? How long is that goddamned kingdom going to last before the common man realizes he probably has better odds fighting back?"

Actions.

>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>It'll last as long as you want it to.
>Grab him by the throat... His insolence has gone on long enough.
>On second thought... You sound like a spoiled child.
>What, are you sympathizing with humans?
>Write-In
>>
>>375849
>>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>375849
>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>375849
>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3. Additional +2 if you can pose any good arguments to him, on why werewolves are better then men.
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
>Think about it we were created by the Germans to be the greatest soldiers ever on the face of the earth, and look at how much stronger and fast we are then humans
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
Werewolves are superior in every way. We make better warriors. We have better eyesight, strength, stamina! Hell, we evenI assume live longer!
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
Hitler was misguided. If only he had more werewolves such as I, then his rhetoric of racial superiority would be proven true and Germany would not have been partitioned like it is now and Berlin would stand not as a city of rubble but instead a city of perfect beings and beautiful structures.
>>
>>375858
13+5=18
vs
19+2=21

Well... You guys actually brought out a major thing in his personality and used it... So I'm gonna label this a Great Success.

Hot damn, are we all /pol/acks in here? I can already smell the shoah.

"...Werewolves are superior in every way. We make better warriors. We have better eyesight, strength, stamina! We live longer... Not to mention, Hitler was misguided."

You turn your back to him, and face towards the moon.
"If Hitler had more werewolves, the greatest soldiers ever, on the face of this earth... Then his rhetoric of racial superiority would be proven true, and Germany would not have been partitioned like it is now, and Berlin wouldn't stand as a city of rubble... But, instead as a city of perfect beings and beautiful structures."

He goes silent.

"...I... "

"Do you see my vision?"

"...I think your insane. But, I think you have a few good points."

"Such as?"

"Well, I won't argue we're better soldiers, but... From the way you say it, it's... Well, I just don't feel comfortable with the whole hunting humans thing yet. No one really is, besides you and Ivanka."

"...Why?"

"We're all still humans in the mind. None of us likes cannibalism, and from the way you sound when you talk about humans, you make it sound like they just exist to be eaten or worse."

Actions.

>Of course they exist to be eaten! Why do you think Germany gave you those muscles, those fangs... Those claws? (Charisma)
>...I just don't like humans, personally.
>I don't know why everyone thinks their still human. Why is that?
>Write-In
>>
>>375872
>>Of course they exist to be eaten! Why do you think Germany gave you those muscles, those fangs... Those claws? (Charisma)
>>
>>375872
If we can somehow create a new polish-german state I would be entirely behind it
>>
I love how Stojan started out just wanting to bring back the old regime, and he's gone full circle into a power fantasy.

Ah, power does corrupt after all!
>>
>>375872
>Of course they exist to be eaten! Why do you think Germany gave you those muscles, those fangs... Those claws? (Charisma)

Eh... I sort of lurk /pol/ and I use to go on it much more often then I do now, I just read some Horus Heresy books with Fulgrim in it and some of his dialogue is still stuck in my head which were I came up with my argument.
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+3, and an additional +2 if you guys can pose a good argument on the benefits of loving human cannibalism!
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375885
>So, have you ever had a pretzel...
>>
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375885
>Come on Leopold do you feel sad when you eat a fish or a cow, its the food chain the weak feed the strong
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375885
We have all shed our human forms and evolved into beings of greater potential. If we must devour people similar to the imperfect forms we once possessed then so be it. It is simply evolution at work and evolution cares not for petty emotions.
>>
"We've all shed our human forms, and evolved into beings of greater potential. If we must devour people similar to the imperfect forms we once possessed, so be it. It is simply evolution at work, and evolution cares not for petty emotions. Besides... Have you ever had a Human Preztel?"

"No... But, honestly for a man like you, you don't really sound like you grew up with your father. He's a priest, isn't he?"

"He's a deacon."

"Ah. Sorry for going off topic here, but... This really isn't the words a son of a deacon would say."

>...You're not really religious. Not like your dad. (You are irreligious.)
>You're still a loyal catholic, of course.
>...You've listened a little to Ivanka's talks about atheism... You've actually come to agree with her. (Stojan is Atheistic.)
>I... I embrace our ancestors. The gods that made the ancient world so strong... The Norse pantheon. (Or Slavic, if you prefer.)
>Write-In
>>
>>375896
>>I... I embrace our ancestors. The gods that made the ancient world so strong... The Norse pantheon. (Or Slavic, if you prefer.)
Germanic pagan werewolves sound really cool
>>
>>375898
...Metal as fuck, anon.
Metal as fuck.
>>
>>375896
>You're still a loyal catholic, of course.

All we need is a way to put in werewolf Jesus...
>>
>>375898
+1 for metal Germanic pagan werewolves
>>
What the fuck is even happening.
Stojan went from a conservative catholic, to a fucking power-hungry, human-hating, metal as fuck, pagan werewolf.

But it's fucking awesome.
Someone, explain what is happening before our character is too cool.
>>
>>375909
Well I think it all started to g o downhill when we decided to make that guy a pretzel.
>>
>>375909
Stojan was a Polish soldier got infected with the furry virus but his body reacted so now he's a sociopathic, kinda cannibalistic pagan King

I just hope it's Slavic and not Germanic paganism
>>
"Please, I don't believe that old man's philosophy about the Crossed God."

"...You don't?"

"I am a worshiper of the old ways, right under his nose."

So, select a religion to convert to, I guess.

>Tengriiism..
>Slavic Paganism. (Be warned, I know jack shit about it, besides that it existed.)
>Norse Paganism.
>Sol Invictus...
>Hellenic Pantheon.
>Roman Pantheon.
>Write-In for any faith you want, while I get a shot.
>>
>>375918
>Slavic Paganism. (Be warned, I know jack shit about it, besides that it existed.)

It's like Norse paganism but switch some stuff like hammers with axes.
>>
>>375918
>>Norse Paganism.
Our respect for the warrior culture turned us on to it

>>375909
I think its just the people here right now have different ideas from people who were here earlier, they'll probably be pissed when they come back
>>
>>375928
Honestly, I considered at the beginning to stop since "muh morals" about human pretzel, But now, I just want to see where this train stops.

Ending voting in ten minutes.
>>
>>375933
I honestly didn't want the human pretzel or the sociopathic towards humans. I felt like it didn't fit the character to me that amoral but... What can yah do?
>>
>>375939
*be not me
>>
>>375939
Eh when you eat humans long enough your going to come to terms with it somehow, one of those ways just seems to be viewing them as lower animals
>>
>>375939
Don't worry anon, I already had an idea to cover up this whole sociopath arc, so once tomorrow rolls over and the moralfags are back, I'll give you a good reasoning on why you went sociopath for a few minutes and converted religions and shit like that.
>>
I'm switching my vote to Hellenistic. Slavic mythology isn't as cut and dry as I thought. The names are too complicated and they don't match up with Norse or Roman gods that well.
>>
>>375950
And that's why I don't know shit about it!

>>375939
Anon, please vote so I don't have to roll.
>>
>>375945
>It was all a dream
>>
>>375954
No, fuck you! That shit's too easy! I gotta make it complex and only strike when all the moralfags are asleep!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Hellenistic.
2=Norse.
>>
>>375957
pssst Im one of the moralfags, I just don't care right now
>>
"I follow the Greek Gods."

"What? Why?"

"They are the true examples of modern civilization! They bring honor, glory, and also naked statues of women!"

"What?"

"...Ignore that last part."

"Why the fuck are you a pagan, human hating, goddamn werewolf all of a sudden?"

You shrug your shoulders.

"I just felt like it, to be honest."

"Felt like it? How the hell does that work?"

"...Fuck, I don't know."

"Listen, you're kind of right, and in other aspects you are goddamned deluded. What about the refugees? What are you going to do about them? They're polish, so why should you hurt or prosecute a fellow countryman?"

Actions.

>...Mh... That's right. The refugees... And the resistance fighters. Perhaps you should take care of them.
>If they fight for you, you will spare them for the time being.
>Well... I don't know about you, but I'm fucking exhausted and I'm going to sleep now with Ivanka.
>Write-In
>>
>>375963
>>...Mh... That's right. The refugees... And the resistance fighters. Perhaps you should take care of them.
>>
>>375963
>...Mh... That's right. The refugees... And the resistance fighters. Perhaps you should take care of them.

And maybe talk to Pelevina about conversion to Lycanthropy
>>
It's time to give the final solution to the refugee problem. What do?

>...You should give a present to your wif- You mean, Ivanka. She's not your wife. Yet. Round them up and feed them to your wife and you.
>...The pack will grow in number tonight. Infect the women and children as well.
>...Hm... Order their execution via firing line.
>The pack is still hungry... Sic your men on them.
>No! You promised to protect them! What the hell are you doing?
>Write-In

And of course, about Pelevina...

Pelevina
>Leave her be.
>Infect her.
>Write-In
>>
>>375970
>No! You promised to protect them! What the hell are you doing?
Pelevina
>>Infect her.
>Make sure Ivanka is their
>>
>>375970
>...The pack will grow in number tonight. Infect the women and children as well.
>Infect her.
>Make sure Ivanka is there
>>
>>375970
>No! You promised to protect them! What the hell are you doing?
>Infect her.
>Make sure Ivanka is there
We really need to reel it in a little
>>
"No! I-I wouldn't harm them. I promised, and a lycanthrope's word is as good as gold."

He sighs.

"Good. I didn't want to harm innocent civilians tonight, Stojan."

"Yeah... Yeah. Listen, I'll catch you later, alright?"

"Listen... Stojan, thank you. I'll admit... I was slightly impressed by your speech... Imagining Berlin again.. Thank you for that. It... It brings something back to fight for, I guess."

He lets go, and you walk off to find Ivanka.

"Ivanka? Where are you?"

"Stojan? Do you need something?"

"Well... I decided to get Pelevina lycanthropy, finally."

"Oh, good. She's right by the refugee camp?'

You find her.

"Excuse me, but can I help you?"

"I'm Stojan, Ivanka sent me to fetch you."

"Oh, very well then."

You bring Pelevina back to your cabin.

"So, what is this about, Stojan?"

"Nothing much..."

You bring her into the cabin, and close the door behind you.

Actions.

>Offer her lycanthropy. (Charisma)
>...Whelp, infect her already, what are you waiting for?
>Write-In
>>
>>375983
>>Offer her lycanthropy. (Charisma)
>Have Ivanka here
>>
>>375983
>Offer her lycanthropy. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4.

Ivanka's already here, she just hasn't done anything yet.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375988
>>
>>375991
Nnnniiiice
>>
>>375991
19+4=23

"How would you like to join Ivanka in lycanthropy?"

Ivanka cheerfully pipes in.

"You won't be disgusted by my eating habits anymore! Also, I won't salivate at the sight of you!"

"Yes, now would be nice."

"...Just like that?"

She whispers into your ear.

"Have you seen the way she looks at humans?"

You nod, and infect her. A few minutes later, her transformation's complete, and she gets up.

"Huh. It's not as bad as I thought."

"What's so bad about being a werewolf?"

"...Eating people? Having fur? That sort of stuff."

"Yeah, well... Just have fun, I guess."

She nods, and goes outside. Your wife seems rather happy, actually... Smiling.

"Wow, you're quite happy, aren't you?"

"...I just remembered your comment about having children."

Actions.

>...Right. Let's do it now, before we forget.
>...No, no. We don't have to do it now.
>...Just consider Pelevina to be our adopted daughter, alright?
>Write-in
>>
>>375997
>>...Right. Let's do it now, before we forget.
>>Consider Pelevina to be our adopted daughter, alright?
>>
>>375997
>...Right. Let's do it now, before we forget.

Seems like an appropriate way to finish the night.
>>
"Right... Let's consider Pelevina to be our adopted daughter... And let's get childmaking tonight!"

Roll me a 1d20+3, and then there we go.
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>376005
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>376005
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>376005
>>
>>376007
8+3=11

You preform... Decently, you guess.


And that's where I'm gonna end it for tonight. Come back next time, where Stojan either regrets or embraces what he became yesterday!
>>
Why the fuck did you goys turn stojan into a psycho

You ruined it niggas
>>
>>376066
I wasn't involved, too busy planning a Chinese invasion in another thread and some other shit. Trust me though we can recover.
>>
>>376093
I was too busy drinking last night to even notice what heresy was happening in this thread
>>
>>376108
Fair enough, how goes the civ thread by the way?
>>
>>376121
Pretty slow.. but Op is going to have an earlier session today so it might pick up
>>
>>376131
Best of luck, you always were my favourite tribe!
>>
Whelp, I'm back anons.

You wake up in the morning with Ivanka, when you hear a knock at the door.

"Who is it?"

"Karkmann, open up please."

You slowly get up, out of bed, and open the door.

"What is it?"

"Stojan, I've heard from Leopold that you were acting funny last night... And I believe I might know why."

"What? Why?"

"Well... Either you drank too much alcohol, which I doubt, or your testosterone levels overloaded for a brief time."

"...Well, I don't remember drinking anything last night."

"Good, good. Or bad. Now, as a professional doctor... Tell me if you regret anything from last night. If so, then your testosterone levels overloaded, most likely. Or you just became jaded."

Choices.

>I don't regret anything at all. (Stojan remains the same.)
>I think I might of gotten a little... Delirious last night, with Leopold, and my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
>>376309
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)


We aren't going so fucking insane amoral-fags be damned.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>376309
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
>>376309
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
You rub your eyes. This wasn't exactly how you expected your morning to go.

"...Shit, I think I do regret a lot of stuff from last night."

"My theories are proven right again! Now... Tell me, what exactly do you regret?"

"First, let's sit down, it's a somewhat long story."

"Ja."

You pull up a crude chair you've made yourself, and begin telling him what you regret. He nods along with you, and seems to be taking notes.

>...I don't know why I liked hurting them. I don't know why I didn't stop. (Stojan is now jaded towards humans.)
>...Why the fuck did I turn him into a pretzel? (Stojan becomes less wrathful.)
>Why didn't I hurt them more? (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>Write-In.
>>
>>376309
>>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
>>376335
>>...Why the fuck did I turn him into a pretzel? (Stojan becomes less wrathful.)
>>.. That soldier was only 17.. He had a family and I just .. turned him into a snack...

What have I become... my sweetest friend..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc&ab_channel=DFTranslateBR
>>
>>376335
>...Why the fuck did I turn him into a pretzel? (Stojan becomes less wrathful.)
>>
"Well... I turned two of them into human preztels."

"...Continue."

"...Not to mention... One of them was seventeen. He probably had family... I just turned him into a snack food."

He writes something down on a notepad, which you find strangely enough, is just him dipping a claw into a small tube of ink.

"Is that it?"

Choices.

>Yes, I believe so.
>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
>...I don't know why, but I think I told him I converted faiths, or something. (Change Stojan's Religion back to Catholic.)
>>
>>376353
>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
>>
>>376353
>>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
Maybe get rid of the whole werewolf nobility thing.
>>
>>376353
>>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)

The whole thing needs to be erased
>>
>>376353
>>...I don't know why, but I think I told him I converted faiths, or something. (Change Stojan's Religion back to Catholic.)

Also this
>>
"Well, I think I said a lot of horseshit to Leopold."

"...Like what?"

"Well, I'm fairly sure I convinced him that werewolves are aryans, that sort of thing. Honestly, I think at that time I was fucking exhausted and probably drunk."

"...No one saw you drink any vodka yesterday."

"At a all?"

"None. But continue."

Choices.

>...I don't know why I said I wanted myself to rule. I'd rather just do something else.
>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>Write-In
>>
>>376372
>>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>>
>>376372
>>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>>
>>376372
>>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>>
>>376372
>>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>>
"...Well, I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday. I don't know why I thought they only existed to be eaten by us. I'd rather have our two species do something else."

"Huh, interesting, interesting... Perhaps in another life I should of taken up psychology, Ja?"

"...I'm not really in the mode for joking, alright?"

"Ja, ja. I know."

Choices.

>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>I'd be happy with humans and werewolves... Uh, co-existing, I guess.
>I want to make all Poles werewolves, so no one can attack us again.
>Write-In
>>
>>376399
>I'd be happy with humans and werewolves... Uh, co-existing, I guess.
>I want to make all Poles werewolves, so no one can attack us again.

I can see a warrior caste of Lycanthropes to defend Poland whilst the majority or at least a substantial part of the population remain human.
>>
>>376399
>>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>376399
>I'd be happy with humans and werewolves... Uh, co-existing, I guess.
>>
>>376399
>>I want to make all Poles werewolves, so no one can attack us again.
>>Also, werewolves should rule humans, benevolently of course
>>
>>376399
>>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>>
Looks like more people want werewolves, so I'm going to spruce this up a little more.

>...I'd prefer honestly that werewolves rule. Humans are nice, I guess... But weak compared to us.
>I'd prefer co-existence. If that's even possible...
>Erh, well... I'd be happy just defending Poland from it's enemies.
>Honest Poles should be lycanthropes. I mean, after all, we've been through so much.
>Write-In
>>
>>376454
>>>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>>
>>376454
Well, looks like going back to human form wins.

"...Honestly? I'd rather just be human."

"I think most of us want that ourselves."

"Yeah.

"Well, is that it?"

"Well... I did go off a little about Aryans, kind of like you nazis. No offense."

"None taken."

Choices.

>...I think we're better the humans, still, that doesn't mean we should kill or prosecute them.
>Of course we're better then humans. I don't know why anyone would choose to be a human rather then a lycanthrope.
>I'd say we're equals.
>...We're bad compared to humans.
>Write-In
>>
>>376485
>...I think we're better the humans, still, that doesn't mean we should kill or prosecute them.
>>
>>376485
>>Write-In
We are better than humans in might
but I'd rather be human overall
>>
>>376506
This
>>
>>376485
>...I think we're better the humans, still, that doesn't mean we should kill or prosecute them
>>
>>376485
>I'd say we're equals. We may be stronger and bigger, but that doesn't give us a right to be dicks.
>>
>>376506
This, maybe if we could cure the dependency on human flesh.
>>
"We're better the humans in might... But I'd rather be human. For sake of mind, of course."

"Ja, interesting... Now, I have a... What is it in Polish... Question to ask you."

"What is it?"

"Do you consider yourself a nice man?"

>...Not anymore. No.
>Yes, I do.
>No, not really.
>Why are you asking?
>Write-In
>>
>>376527
>>376506
I'll change to this as well.
>>
>>376537
Yes, I do. But I think sometimes good people can do bad things.
>>
>>376475
>>376485
This guy voted twice mate
>>
>>376537
>>...Not anymore. No.
>>
>>376543
Son of a bitch. Changing the answer then in the character sheet.
>>
>>376537
>...Not anymore. No.
>>
>>376537
>Yes, I do.

We just try to make the best out of a gruesome necessity
>>
>>376537
>>Write-In
>I was... now because of earlier events I feel confused
>>
"...Not anymore, no."

You droop slightly.

"Mind if I ask what the professional thinks of me?"

"...Well, I don't know about you, but it's fascinating!"

"What is?"

"Cheer up. I wouldn't say you're insane, but I would say that you suffer at times from a slight... Personality change, if you will."

"...How so?"

"Well, right now I would say you're pretty normal. Showing regret and all that."

"Of course."

"However, I would also argue that in the future it's quite likely for this to pop up again."

"...Me going insane?"

He shakes his head.

"No! Not insane you fool! I think that at times, most likely during battle or during times when emotions run high, you tend to show, well... Two faces, if you will."

"Two faces?"

"Gottdamn it... I mean, you suffer from a slight multiple personality syndrome, most likely set on you when you transformed."

"...So I just have to blame my mind for going crazy?"

"Yes... And nein. What do you remember before going... Well, crazy?"

"...I think I got shot by a pistol."

"Ja! There we go mein Kreierung! You shifted personalities to deal with combat, one side would rather not get their hands dirty, so to speak."

"...Why?"

"...Ripping, tearing, and eating people isn't something well-suited to the sane of mind, to be honest. I have been taking plenty of notes on people here on how they adjust."

"...Great. I guess."

"Anything else to confess? I'm feeling like the damned priest now."

Actions.

>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>How can I prevent this in the future?
>So, erh... How are you doing?
>...What exactly are Leopold and the Germans doing? I have a feeling I don't want to know.
>Write-In
>>
>>376567
>So, erh... How are you doing?
>>
>>376567
>>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>>
>>376567
>>How can I prevent this in the future?
>>
>>376567
>>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>>
>>376567
>>So, erh... How are you doing?
>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>>
"Yeah... Well, I accidentally renounced Catholicism last night. So, yeah."

"Well... Why are you talking to me about that? I'm not the Gottdamned priest."

"...I don't know, honestly. I guess it's because you created me?"

"Created you? In a sense maybe, but now... If you'll excuse me... I've gotta run."

He gets up, and closes the door, and you can't help but shake your head remembering last night. You fall back into your sleeping mat with Ivanka.

"Comrade?"

"Ivanka, you're awake?"

"Da. I overheard what you said."

"Oh."

"Well, I just wanted to say I was worried about you for a minute. It wasn't like you."

"...I know. I'm trying to figure this out as we go along."

She cuddles up to you.

"Eventually, comrade Stojan."

You can't help but remember the people she's... Well, skinned. And she's worried about you?

Actions.

>...Sorry about calling you out on skinning and eating people. Kind of a dick move, to be honest.
>...Why did you skin and eat those people anyways?
>Remain silent, and receive cuddling.
>Write-In
>>
>>376612
>>...Sorry about calling you out on skinning and eating people. Kind of a dick move, to be honest.
>>...Why did you skin and eat those people anyways?
>>
>>376612
>...Why did you skin and eat those people anyways?
>>
>>376612
>>Remain silent, and receive cuddling.
>>
>>376612
>Remain silent, and receive cuddling.

When did Ivanka skin people?
>>
>>376623
A while ago, back on her first mission.
>>
You remain quite, and eventually fall asleep.

Resistance Actions. (1)

>Attack a Convoy!
>Bomb a target!
>Preform an assassination...
>Construct Something
>Raid for more Lycanthropes!
>Find a new black market.
>Move to a new territory.
>Research
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to Ivanka.
>Talk to Borislav.
>Talk to Pelevina
>Talk to Father Nicolae.
>Talk to Leopold.
>Talk to Petrov.
>Talk to Karkmann.
>Talk to some of your soldiers.
>Write-In
>>
>>376662
>Preform an assassination...
>Talk to Leopold.
>>
Assassination wins.

You have three people you can target.

>A local general that has arrived to put down the rebellion. Upon killing him, Zgorzelec will be considered yours, and you receive the +1 Resistance Action.
>A highly decorated war hero from Moscow traveled here to help put down the rebellion. Upon killing him, morale of all conscripts in this sector will plummet.
>A female war pilot who served in Leningrad has traveled here on a propaganda mission, killing her will hopefully make the USSR more hesitant on sending heroes here.

Of course, what sort of assassination will it be?

>Assassination? You just want to infect them.
>The killing one.
>Character Assassination.
>Write-In
>>
>>376703
>A local general that has arrived to put down the rebellion. Upon killing him, Zgorzelec will be considered yours, and you receive the +1 Resistance Action.
>The killing one.
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>>376712
Seconding
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You eventually gather some information from some lesser-known contacts, and find that the local General is relaxing in the countryside alongside his men since the rebellion was put down.

Who to send?

>Ivanka.
>You will go.
>Petrov.
>Leopold.
>Nicolae.
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>>376727
>>Ivanka.
>>You will go
Best dates include dead soviets
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>>376733
This
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>>376727
>You will go.
>Nicolae.
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>>376727
>>Ivanka.
>>You will go.
>>
You and Ivanka set off to where the General's resting.

By about mid-day, you come to the camp... It's heavily populated, and you could easily infiltrate.

Actions.

>...You will infiltrate, you know enough Russian to get you by. (Charisma)
>Tell Ivanka to set up a sniping position from where you can observe the camp.
>...Sneak in with Ivanka. (Agility)
>...You brought two machine guns for a reason. Go in, guns blazing. (Machinegunning.)
>Write-In
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>>376755
>>Tell Ivanka to set up a sniping position from where you can observe the camp.
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>>376755
>...You will infiltrate, you know enough Russian to get you by. (Charisma)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Sniping Position.
2=Infiltrate.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 for infiltration.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>376793
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>376793
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>376793
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>>376797
20+4=24

Critical Success!

You go into the camp, but one of the commissars stop you.

"Conscript! Report to the debriefing in the camp's center! That's an order!"

You give a lazy salute and jog off, and eventually get to the camp's center, where other conscripts have gathered. Out from what you identify as the command tent, is the General himself, adorned with medals, and with greying hair. He bears scars of war, and salutes his men.

"We've gathered here today to assemble a scout team. Now, I know in the past that those who enter the Black Forest... They don't tend to come back. I am sorry to say. But we need volunteers once more. Those who do raise their hand, join me in the command tent."

A few conscripts raise their hands, mostly injured and the young.

Actions.

>Raise your hand. You want to know what's inside that tent.
>No, even if it is a perfect chance.
>...Signal for Ivanka to take the shot.
>Write-In
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>>376807
>>Raise your hand. You want to know what's inside that tent.
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>>376807
>>Raise your hand. You want to know what's inside that tent.
Signal Ivanka to wait.
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You raise your hand, and you and the conscripts are rounded up into the tent. Inside, is a map of the Black Forest.

"Comrades. I am sorry to sign your death signatures, and I cannot assure you that your corpses will even be returned to where you came from. But, for your duty to the Union, I will personally make sure you and your families are compensated.

"W-What's the mission, sir?"

"In the black forest, is a group of rebels. We can't find them, and any recon team has gone dark. We assume that they are holding Ivanka Romanov hostage, and the NVKD commissars have been forcing me to send good damned soldiers into the forest to find her. Now, unlike other missions, I've decided that I will come along, due to the pressing matter of finding it."

"Sir? Isn't that risky?"

"You're damned right it is. But we've got to find that camp, and I don't feel like sacrificing men for a pipe dream. If we don't find it, then I will back your stories up so you all aren't executed for incompetence. Now, gather your weapons, or if you already have them, wait for the truck to come around to bring you into the forest."

This deal just got a whole lot sweeter. Quite a few conscripts leave the tent, leaving you and about four other conscripts alone.

>...Talk to one of the conscripts, why does this general want to be in the forest where he could get killed?
>...Step out back and transform.
>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>Grab something sharp...
>Signal for Ivanka where the General is, then motion for her to take the shot.
>Write-In
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>>376859

>...Talk to one of the conscripts, why does this general want to be in the forest where he could get killed?
Inb4 he loves Ivanka.
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>>376859
>>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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>>376859
>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
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>>376859
>>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>>
>>376868
This
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You wait for the truck to come around, and get on it. The general gets on, right next to you.

"Conscript? I don't think I remember you."

"Oh, I'm a new transfer."

"From where?"

"Erh... Moscow."

"Ah, well, pleased to meet you. Mind if I ask what your name is?"

"...Why are you getting friendly with me?"

"...If I send men to their death, I'd prefer to know their name."

Actions.

>...Stojan.
>Stojan Kopanski, sir.
>Fake name, go!
>Write-In
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>>376859
I'd like to see his face when Ivanka skins him, it'll be so sweet I bet
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>>376893
>Stojan Kopanski, sir. But people just call me Claw.
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>>376893
>>Stojan Kopanski, sir.
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>>376893
Donald Trumpski
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>>376893
>Vladimir Putin
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>>376893
>Donald Trumpski
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"It's Donald Trumpski."

"Really? Strange name."

The rest of the truck ride is mostly just the General highlighting some of his exploits... On the battlefield, or with women. Eventually you get to the Black Forest, and you all get off.

"Alright, conscripts. Get into squads of two, I'll be coming again soon with back up."

He gets back into the truck and drives off. Shit.

The conscripts begin organizing themselves into pairs... You see a few guys you could team up with.

>A conscript missing an eye, seems to be an old veteran.
>A rather young and eager conscript.
>A more reserved man, cautious and looking out for danger.
>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
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>>376936
>>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
I'm a friendlyfag, what can I say
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>>376936
>>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
He looks delicious
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>>376936
>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
>>
You approach the deliciou- You mean, plump and ju- No, fat conscript.

"Hi, I'm Donald Trumpski."

"I haven't met you then, so hi!"

"Want to be partners?"

"Sure, I guess. Why are you picking me though? There's arguably much better people to go on a suicide mission with."

Actions.

>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
>Just say that if something attacks you, you'd rather have him eaten first.
>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
>Write-In
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>>376958
>>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
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>>376958
>>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
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>>376958
>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
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>>376958
>>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
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>>376958
>>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
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>>376958
>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
>>
"You look like a pretty cool dude. Plus, you look delicious."

He laughs slightly.
"Thanks, Name's Moskiv." He puts his arms out to shake hands with you. You shake hands with him."

"Best to die in good company, right?"

"You've said it, now come on. Let's find us some rebels for the Union!"

You nod, and the two of you go into the Black Forest together.

"So, what's the odds looking like for our survival?"

"Honestly? We should be fine as long as we don't go too deep."

"Have you hunted before?"

"Nope, I just had a drunk uncle who constantly wandered into the woods."

"Huh."

"I think one time he was attacked by a Bear, but he gave it some vodka or something and tamed it somehow."

"How the hell do you give vodka to a bear?"

"I don't know. He wouldn't tell me the rest of the story before I got drafted though."

You nod your head... The canopy overhead turns dark, it seems like it's beginning to turn to night.

Actions.

>...Say you've got to use the restroom.
>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>...Why not scare him a little? Shapeshift in front of him.
>...See if you can't take his knife and try to cut his throat.
>No, continue on into the dark forest...
>Write-In
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>>377001
>>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>>
>>377001
>>No, continue on into the dark forest...
>>
>>377001
>>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>377001
>>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>>
You find a rather heavy branch, lift it up, and prepare to knock him out.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can knock him out.

You are also now only Sated. (+1 to all rolls.)
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377059
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377059
>>
>>377063
16+4=20

Success!

You club him in the head, and it takes a moment to register.

"Why?"

He falls to the ground, unconscious.

Actions.

>...Shapeshift, and eat him.
>...Shapeshift, and make another human preztel, this time with extra fat!
>Hide his unconcious body and find some other conscripts.
>Hide his body and find the general.
>Shapeshift and infect him.
>Write-in
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>>377078
>...Shapeshift, and make another human preztel, this time with extra fat!
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>>377078
>>Shapeshift and infect him.
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>>377078
>>...Shapeshift, and make another human preztel, this time with extra fat!
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>>377078
>Hide his body and find the general.
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>>377078
>Hide his body and find the general.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
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>>377103
Shit, forgot to put the list.

1=Hide Body.
2=Pretzel Time.

Jeez anons, even the dice wants you to turn evil.
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>>377081
seconded
>>
>>377108
Fucking hell
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>>377111
This. He's a nice guy anons I don't want no more human pretzel.
>>
COMRADE STOJAN MUST HAVE HIS PRETZELS
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>>377125
Stojans favorite pretzals are the delicious human pretzals.
>>
You begin twisting him into a pretzel, and the process is incredibly painful. You can't help but feel some slight happiness at this, and once it's finished, you have a rather fat looking pretzel. Moskiv looks at you with pleading eyes, and mouths out help.

Actions

>...Eat him.
>...What exactly does skinning humans taste like?
>...See how far you can take this. (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>No, fucking snap out of it, what the hell are you doing? Maybe you can infect him and everything will be alright?
>Shit, fuck... Kill him painlessly, what the hell are you doing?
>...Snap out of it, try to dissemble the human pretzel. Even though it's probably not going to work.
>Write-In
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>>377132
>No, fucking snap out of it, what the hell are you doing? Maybe you can infect him and everything will be alright?
>>
>>377132
>>...Eat him.
You're not that sadistic........ yet
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>>377132
>>...Eat him.
Damage is already done
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>>377132
>Shit, fuck... Kill him painlessly, what the hell are you doing?

Just end it.
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>>377132
>Shit, fuck... Kill him painlessly, what the hell are you doing?
>>
>>377132
>>No, fucking snap out of it, what the hell are you doing? Maybe you can infect him and everything will be alright?
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>>377132
>...Eat him.
>>
>>377132
>>377138
Changing my vote to infect him
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>>377152
Its not going to fix his broken bones anon, plus he's going to hate us and attack us as soon as he can
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>>377165
Apologize roll tho.
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>>377165
You know it'll probably break more with how intense the transformation is.
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>>377165
I don't want this to become edge quest. We shouldn't have turned him into a pretzel anyways since it serves no tactical purpose.
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>>377170
If someone did that to me I wouldn't give a shit if he apologize
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>>377170
Just sat sorry kill him quickly and then eat him
>>
You could always just yell it's a "Just a prank bro."
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>>377178
>>377174
This.
Maybe we nat 20 a charisma roll.
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>>377172
This, I really need to stop going out of tab until the Amoral voters fuck off into their own quest.
>>
Anons, calm down.

I'll let you guys roll a 1d20+3 with charisma to apologize, alright?
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377197
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377197
I mean we did just do a dick move that was nothing but dickish but okay.
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377197
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>>377186
Exactly my feeling.
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>>377203
What's done is done though, just put him out of misery and move on
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>>377207
>>377182
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>>377207
The fat man seems to very forgiving, it might just be fear though.
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>>377207
Well shit I guess he's fine with being a pretzal
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>>377217
Clearly it was his fetish. And he was gay. That and he LOVES pain.
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>>377207
20+3=23

Critical Success!

"D-Don't worry, it's just a prank!"

He laughs.

"I-It is good joke, comrade... Could you let me out? It hurts like h-hell."

He doesn't really notice that your a werewolf. Probably because the pain's disorienting as hell.

Actions.

>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>...Well, uh... Apologize and say you have to get some smokes. And never return.
>Infect him, maybe that will make it better?
>...Leave him and go.
>Uh... Well, just kill him painlessly. It's probably for the best.
>Write-In
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>>377233
>>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
>>
>>377233
>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
>>
>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>>
>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>Infect him, maybe that will make it better?
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>>377242
this too
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>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>Infect him, maybe that will make it better?
>>
>>377233
>>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
or
>>Uh... Well, just kill him painlessly. It's probably for the best.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well you can put him back together.
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>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
Humpty Dumpty
>>
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
Watch this nat 1
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
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>>377257
fuck you
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>>377257
Top kek
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>>377257
You fucking fuck
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>>377257
Kek
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>>377257
we have made him into even more of a pretzel; turning his entire body into a double helix bent into the shape of a pretzel. He is lightly salted and menaces with spikes.
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
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>>377257
Damn.

1+3=4
Critical Failure!

You attempt to straighten him out, but all you end up doing is making him more of a preztel. At this point, you'll have to forcibly break legs and arms to free him.

>...Do it. (Strength)
>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
>Shit, just eat him already.
>Put him down.
>Write-In
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>>377278
>>Shit, just eat him already.
>>
>>377278
>>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
BUTTERED PRETZEL
>>
>>377278
>Put him down.
>>
>>377278
>Shit, just eat him already.
>>
>>377278
>>...Do it. (Strength)
>>
>>377282
This
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>>377291
>>377282
Anon pls switch. Don't let sadist fags win..
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>>377278
>>Shit, just eat him already.
Come on anon, you're just torturing him now
>>
>>377278
>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
>>
>>377285
This
>>
>>377299
Lets be honest here, we cant save the guy at this point.
>>
>>377278
>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
switching to this.
>>
Don't we have a general to kill anons? Stop wasting time and just end this
>>
You search him for anything that could help this situation. You find luckily enough, a butter ration.

"W-What's taking so long?"

"Calm down, I'm just... Uh. Searching for something I dropped."

You now have a stick of butter.

Actions.

>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>Eat the butter!
>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
>Write-IN
>>
>>377323
>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377323
>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
>>
>>377323
>>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
>>
>>377323
>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377323
>>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
Oh my god just end this moralfags we have a job to do and all were doing is wasting time
>>
>>377323
>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377334
Well maybe you shouldn't have rolled a crit fail edgelord