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Last time on Nazi Experimental Quest, we trained like a motherfucker, broke our arm while hunting bears with Ivanka, we also got a new commander, Leopold, who is an SS officer and pretty damned good. We also got our ass handed to us by the Russian Conscripts twice, once as Stojan, who failed to run a track, and as Ivanka, who fell unconscious.

"I have a lot of work to do, Leopold. But I hope you serve me faithfully."

"Very well. I suppose your leaving?"

"Yes, you want something?"

"Nein. I'm good, commander."

You leave Karkmann's makeshift medical tent.

Provincial Stability of Zgorzelec: Somewhat Stable.
Popularity: Unpopular
Pack Hunger: Starving. (-2 on Action.)
You and your Commanders Hunger: Starving.

Resistance Actions. (1)

>Attack a Convoy!
>Bomb a target!
>Research...
>Preform an assassination...
>Construct Something
>Raid for more Lycanthropes!
>Find a new black market.
>...Try to find the survivors and bring them back to your camp.
>Check the radio, it seems the USA general is contacting you.
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to Ivanka.
>Talk to Borislav, Ivanka's brother.
>Talk to Pelevina, Ivanka's friend.
>Talk to Father Nicolae.
>Talk to Petrov.
>Talk to Leopold.
>Talk to Karkmann.
>Talk to some of your soldiers.
>Write-In

Your Cult still hasn't found a place to settle down at!
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>>373063
>>Check the radio, it seems the USA general is contacting you.
>>Talk to Leopold.
We must convince Leopold to LOVE THE PACK.
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>>373093
The pack is love, the pack is life.

Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>373093
This
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You go over to the radio, where Hansgeorg is managing it.

"Sir, radio transmission from the yankees."

"Good, now move aside, I need to communicate with them."

He nods, and moves out of the way.

"Commander Stojan? Are you there?"

"Of course, general. How can I help?"

"Good, you're here. Now, I've got a mission for you. One of the soviet barracks around Zgorzelec, right by where you are, have strange lights coming from it. We think they might of captured some kraut tech, and we need you to take care of it. You up for it?"

"What tech are we talking about?"

"Judging from reports, it's a firearm from... Well, let's just say that it's hightly sensitive information. Get that tech, blow up the barracks and take care of any survivors. Then, bring the tech down to us so we can study it. Afterwards, we can send you some equipment."

Accept Mission?

>Yes.
>No.
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>>373154
>Yes
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"Alright, fine. Where exactly is this place?"

The general gives you some map directions, and it's apparently rather close by.

Who will you send?

>Ivanka, the Sniper.
>Stojan, the Alpha.
>Nicolae, the Priest.
>Petrov, the Commissar.
>Leopold, the Commando.

Units.

>Sturmgrenadiers
>Volksgrenadiers.
>Conscripts.
>No, your commander will go solo.
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>>373212
Ivanka and her daughteru
Solo
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You send out Ivanka and Pelevina.

You are now, of course Ivanka. Ahead of you is the barracks, and you can see snipers in the towers ahead. A few conscripts patrol outside, and you notice a broken section in the chain link fence. It'd be a little small, thanks to your gut, but... Think of all the meat inside... You take a deep breath, and put your head back into the game.

Actions.

>Try to go through the broken section in the chain link fence, even if it might be small. (Agility, HARD)
>Try to climb over the fence. (Agility)
>...Maybe your barbed claws can cut through the chain link fence? (Strength)
>Try to snipe the snipers, though it will alert the base. (Sniping.)
>Hm... Maybe you could climb up a tree, and attempt to jump into one of the guard towers? (Agility.)
>Write-In

You are currently Starving. (-2 on all rolls.)
It is late at night.
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>>373353
>>...Maybe your barbed claws can cut through the chain link fence? (Strength)
>>
Gonna wait ten more minutes anons.
>>
Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if you can cut through it.
This is a semi-permanent roll, if you succeed Ivanka can cut through weak metal.
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373411
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>>373432
Oops I put plus one.
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>>373432
19-1=18

Great Success!

You effortlessly cut through the chain link fence without making a sound, and get to the other side with Pelevina. Not too far away from you is a guard tower, though you could attempt to climb up the barracks to avoid being spotted.

Actions.

>Ignore the guard tower, and try to deal with the conscripts nearby... Hopefully they taste good.
>Probably best to take care of the guard tower first... Sneak up to it and begin to climb up it. (Stealth.)
>Try to climb up the barracks with your claws. (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>373456
>>Probably best to take care of the guard tower first... Sneak up to it and begin to climb up it. (Stealth.)
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>>373456
>Ignore the guard tower, and try to deal with the conscripts nearby... Hopefully they taste good.
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons, I don't want a tie.
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>>373463
This
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Roll me a 1d20+1 (-2 from Hunger.)
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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Rolled 7, 17, 17, 17, 13, 19, 16, 11, 18, 5 = 140 (10d20)

God I have to get rid of these bad rolls
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>>373495
fuck
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>>373495
1+1=2

Critical Failure!

You slowly walk over to the guard tower, only to... Well. Growl while doing so. The man pokes his head out, but luckily he doesn't seem to notice your a lycanthrope. It seems seeing in the dark has saved your hide.

"Comrade? Is something wrong?"

Actions.

>Uh. No. Why don't you come down here? I'll show you a good time! (Charisma.)
>TAKE THE SHOT! (Sniping)
>Try to hide! (Stealth, HARD)
>...Hm. Maybe you can pounce up there? (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373479
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>>373517
>>...Hm. Maybe you can pounce up there? (Agility)
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>>373517
>...Hm. Maybe you can pounce up there? (Agility)
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Roll me a 1d20-1 to get up there
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Rolled 18 - 1 (1d20 - 1)

>>373540
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373540
rolling
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>>373545
18-1=17

You leap up into the guard tower, and quietly silence the guard. You have a few choices to do what you will with him.

>Eat him. Alive. (Ivanka's personality will become more sadistic. You will be Hungry after this.)
>Just eat him, no need to be cruel about though.
>Break his neck.
>Just knock him out.
>He'd be a good "get well soon" present for Comrade Stojan! Knock him out and take him back to Stojan for later. (Ivanka becomes more caring towards Stojan.)
>Write-In
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>>373577
>>He'd be a good "get well soon" present for Comrade Stojan! Knock him out and take him back to Stojan for later. (Ivanka becomes more caring towards Stojan.)
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>>373580
This.
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>>373580
seconded
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You knock out the guard, and toss him over the fence for later. Hopefully Stojan enjoys the present you'll give him.

You climb down the guard tower, and prowl low to the ground. You eventually come across two conscripts, who you follow. You overhear them easily.

"Comrade, did you hear about the assassination of the Commissar a few weeks ago?"

"Da. I have heard that the White Wolf was behind it."

"What kind of shitty nickname is that, Boris?"

"It's what they call the assasin."

"White Wolf, eh? Honestly, you'd think it'd be something else."

"...They say she tears up her victims like a wolf."

"Ah, I see. Do not worry comrade, if I see the White Wolf, I'll make sure to sacrifice you first."

The conscript drinks from his vodka bottle. It's rather nice that they gave you a nickname. Even if it is wrong.

Actions.

>Stay low, you'd rather not actually hurt these guys.
>...Knock them out. (Strength)
>Motion for Pelevina to grab the knife from your hip. She's gonna learn how to slit a throat today. (Knives)
>...Nom? (Agility)
>Interrupt their little gathering. How dare they call you a "white wolf!" Your a black werewolf! Then do one of the other options. (Free Action.)
>Write-In
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>>373630
>>...Nom? (Agility)
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>>373630
>Motion for Pelevina to grab the knife from your hip. She's gonna learn how to slit a throat today. (Knives)
Teach the daughteru then nom.
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>>373635
Changing to this
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Roll me a 1d20.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>373649
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>373649
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>>373652
18

You motion for Pelevina to grab your knife, and she takes it out. You nod towards the men, and you claw out the conscripts throat, which decapitates him. Pelevina carefully stabs the second man straight through the spine, dropping him. You carefully take their vodka and drink it, and begin to devour their corpses. You give a thumbs-up to Pelevina once your done stuffing your self, and you are now just Hungry.

Pelevina seems to have grown used to your cannibalistic diet.

You run over to a nearby building for cover... And you hear snoring inside. It seems this is the officer sleeping area. You feel slightly angry... These are the same men who execute their men like Petrov and Dad... They are not proletariat like you.

Actions.

>The proletariat will strike at these so-called communists! Toss a molotov! For the Pack!
>...No, just sneak into the building.
>Probably best to stay out of the officer room for now.
>Go to another building.
>Write-In
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>>373681
>>...No, just sneak into the building.
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>>373689
this
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>>373689
We sneeki breeki now.
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You sneak into the officer chamber. It seems they were having... A party? You can see a chocolate cake, streamers... And presents. Also, lots of empty vodka bottles... You are slightly disappointed that there was no vodka left over for you.
Around the room are about several commissars, all sleeping their drunkenness away... And a general, it seems.

Actions.

>...A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
>Cut their throats and leave them be. (Agility)
>Meh, leave them be.
>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
>See if they have any vodka left over.
>Write-In
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>>373736
>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
This first to get rid of the starving debuff. Then
>A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
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>>373736
>>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
>...A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
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>>373736
>>...Steal the chocolate cake. For the Revolution, comrade.
>>See if they have any vodka left over.
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>>373736
>>...A party? And they didn't invite you? Well... Luckily your having a party in your stomach tonight. (Agility.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1.

>>373742
You aren't starving anymore, your just hungry.
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
>>
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>373749
ok
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>>373760
Niceeeee
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>>373760
20+1=21

Critical Success!

You carefully go throughout the room, slicing throats with maximum prejudice, blood accidently gets on the choclate cake, but your fairly sure that's just going to season it better. Your feast on the commissars however, is rather messy, and when you finish, there isn't even entrails left, only bones.
You should be an interior decorator at this rate.
You are now Sated. (+1 on rolls.)

Now, what do with the blood-covered chocolate cake?

>Eat it, of course.
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>Meh, just leave it be.
>Write-In
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>>373785
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>>
>>373785
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
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>>373785
>>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>>
>>373785
>Eat it, of course.

Pelvina probably doesn't want food drowned in human blood. Unless if we turn her into a Werewolf.
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>>373785
>...Ask if Pelevina wants it.
>>
"Comrade, do you want this... Bourgeois cake?"

"No, it's covered in blood."

"...That only adds to the spice, comrade."

"But, I'm not a can-"

"Why not? It's a healthy lifestyle."

Actions.

>Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>Oh well... Eat the cake.
>Maybe you could give it to Stojan or someone else. Problem is, how the hell are you going to get it there without ruining it?
>Write-In
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>>373809
>Maybe you could give it to Stojan or someone else. Problem is, how the hell are you going to get it there without ruining it?
More presents
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>>373809
>>Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>373809
>>Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>373809
>>Oh well... Eat the cake.
>>
>>373809
>Oh well... Eat the cake.
>>
>>373809
>Oh well... Eat the cake.
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You shrug your shoulders, and stuff the cake inside your mouth. Soviet Cake is best cake, as everyone knows.
Pelevina points out that you cannot wrap your hands around your stomach at this point. When you look down, you cannot see your feet. Perhaps you should take this as a warning sign, or further encouragement.

>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
>...What? Stojan likes you this way. Continue eating like you are.
>...Big Soviet muscles are only achieved via more consumption!
>Write-In

Congratulations anons, you've made Ivanka fat. Good God.
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>>373850
>>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
>>
>>373850
>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
>>
>>373850
>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
Training exercise with the soldiers.
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>>373850
>Write-In
Consider the possibility of a low-fat diet, eating only the skinniest soviet troops and also working out.
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>>373850
>>Yeah, you should probably tone down on the eating. Just a little.
I'm sure we can get a mutation increasing our metabolism eventually, but for now, let's stay pretty.
>>
"...Good point. I'll cut down on the eating."

"Good, Ivanka, it's just that... Well, it's kind of terrifying to see you eat."

"Oh. Sorry comrade Pelevinka."

"Thanks, Ivanka."

You get out of the officer room, after licking your mouth of the chocolate crumbs.

You are now Well-Sated. (+2 to Rolls.)

You have a few buildings left to investigate.

>Search the large building to the west. You can smell an awful lot of humans there.
>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>Search the largest building to the east. You did read the words "Armory" on it.
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>>373909
>>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>>
>>373909
>>Search the largest building to the east. You did read the words "Armory" on it.
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>>373909
>>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>>
>>373909
>>Search the two-story building to the south... You feel a... Strange air from there.
>>
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You realize you are leaving behind a considerable blood trail, and you open the strange door... Only to hear a shout from inside. Whoever's in here is alert, and you see two Conscripts, one male and one female, both armed with Mosin Magnets.

Actions.

>Take the shot! No-scope because otherwise you'll get shot! (Sniping, VERY HARD)
>Pounce on both of them! (Agility)
>Well. Knife toss! (Knives)
>RIP AND TEAR! (Strength)
>...I'm just a figment of your imagination? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>373947
>>Pounce on both of them! (Agility)
>>
>>373947
>Offer to let them to pet us

We can always pull a claw.
>>
>>373947
>>Take the shot! No-scope because otherwise you'll get shot! (Sniping, VERY HARD)
noscope baby
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>373980
this
>>
Goddamn it.

Roll me a 1d20+5. (+2 from Lone Wolf.)
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>>373961
this, but don't eat them.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
>>373961
This
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
>>374002
...What the hell is the problem with Abort? It's like it doesn't work on this board or something.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374002
>>
>>374024
1+5=6

Critical Failure!.

"S-"

The female conscript fires a shot, and you narrowly dive to the side, which is behind what seems to be a wall. Pelevina has dodged also, and is at another wall. You hear yelling throughout the base. Shit.

Actions.

>Sniping is a piece of shit indoors... But try it anyways. (Sniping, VERY HARD)
>Try to pounce on them, they haven't taken cover yet! (Agility)
>Throw a knife at them! (Knives)
>...Shit. Toss a molotov! (Strength)
>Write-In

The base is now on High Alert.
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>>374032
>>Try to pounce on them, they haven't taken cover yet! (Agility)
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>>374032
>Try to pounce on them, they haven't taken cover yet! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5

Also, it seems like a happening is going on in Turkey.
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374042
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374042
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374042
I was gonna mention it, but happy you did first. Hopefully there are few casualties.
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>>374042
Shits fuck yo.
>80+ people dead in terrorist attack in Nice which was on France's national holiday
>Coup in Turkey
>Trump announces Vice President
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>>374060
Shit isn't fucked, this is merely the begining of a new era anon... a better, brighter future filled with a return to the correct world order.

Except for that terrorist attack that is just fanatics being fanatics.
>>
>>374054
Hopefully, who's Trumps VP anyways? I haven't heard yet.
Kinda hoping Greece tries to reclaim Constantinople. Or Serbia.

18+5=23

Great Success!

You carefully crawl on the ground below a few chairs and tables, and you flank them. You pounce, grabbing both of them mid-air, and pin them to floor, where their weapon slides harmlessly on the tile.

Action.

>...Eat the female, she's skinny anyways.
>Decapitate both of them.
>...You might need some hostages.
>If someone enters the building, you might want to terrify them... Make an "example" out of these humans. (Ivanka will become more sadistic)
>Knock them out, maybe you can take them to Stojan... If you can find a way out of this mess.
>Write-In
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>>374070
>>If someone enters the building, you might want to terrify them... Make an "example" out of these humans. (Ivanka will become more sadistic)
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>>374070
>Knock them out, maybe you can take them to Stojan... If you can find a way out of this mess.

Stojan is getting many gifts, so many gifts.
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>>374070
Mike Pence.
Also, quick opinion poll - opinion of Erdogan?
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>>374070
>Decapitate both of them.
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>>374070
>...You might need some hostages.
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>>374076
Erodgan... Isn't he the leader of Turkey?

He's Putin, but without vodka or anything cool.

Gonna wait five more minutes or until the tie is broken.
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>>374076
Terrorist supporting roach
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>>374076
He apparently passed a law granting the armed forces either power above the law or immunity from it, can't remember which. That is kinda wrong.
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>>374070
>Knock them out, maybe you can take them to Stojan... If you can find a way out of this mess.

Trump selected Mike Pence, the former governor of Indiana which is essentially Texas lite. He's described as very socially conservative.

>>374076
I don't like Erodogen since he supports ISIS and the destabilization of Syria. It'll be good if he get overthrown by a secular military.
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>>374087
>>374088
>>374095
>>374098
Holy shit, I've found my people. That's pretty much my opinion of the little shit as well.
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>>374111
Eh, I've only heard some negative shit about him but nothing positive so yeah. Fuck him.


Makes Brexit seem like an even better decision now...
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You knock them out, and put them on your back. You see a few rooms you can hide in. Or search.

>Go in the smallest one!
>Go to the one next to the stairs!
>Go in one of the two rooms ahead of the stairs!
>Go up the stairs!
>...You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>Barricade the doors!
>Write-In
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>>374126
>You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>>
>>374126
>>...You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>>
>>374134
Specify if you want hide up stairs or in one of the rooms anon.
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>>374126
>You need to hide until the base goes off alert status... Instead of going into, your going to hide in one of the rooms. (Go into is replaced with Hide in.)
>>
>>374142
>The one next to the stairs
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>>374142
hide in the the one next to the stairs.
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You enter the room, and you only have three places to really hide.

>Hide under the table!
>Hide in a locker, if you can fit! (Agility)
>Try to climb in the ventilation. If you can fit. (Agility, HARD)
>Hide in another room! (Specify)
>Push the table over to the block the door!
>Write-In
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>>374173
>>Try to climb in the ventilation. If you can fit. (Agility, HARD)
>>
>>374178
This
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for climbing up there.
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>>374173
>Try to climb in the ventilation. If you can fit. (Agility, HARD)
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374186
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374186
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374186
>>
>>374194
15+5=20

Borderline Failure!

You try to climb up, but the blood covering most of your body makes it a little hard to get in, never the less your stomach's girth is... It makes it hard, alright?
You fall down, but luckily you can try again.
You hear yelling from directly outside the building.
Actions.

>Try to climb up again! (Agility, HARD)
>Fuck it, you need to hide somewhere else!
>Toss Pelevina and the unconscious conscripts up there, she can hide up there while you hide somewhere else.
>Write-In
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>>374200
>>Try to climb up again! (Agility, HARD)
>>
>>374200
>Toss Pelevina and the unconscious conscripts up there, she can hide up there while you hide somewhere else.
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>>374200

>Try to climb up again! (Agility, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to get up.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374218
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374218
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374218
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374225
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>>374229
My first nat 20
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>>374232
Niceee
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>>374229
Goddamn anons.

How does this even work?

20+5=25

Critical Success!

You jump up into the ventilation with ease, and pull Pelevina up. You feel extremely squished, but for some reason you can glide through the ventilation with ease, with Pelevina behind you, and you come to the second floor after some climbing. As you emerge, you see... A strange portal... Outside, it seems to be snow, or something.

...You feel a little divided on what you should do.

>...Touch it?
>Nope, nope... You need to evacuate and tell Stojan what the fuck you found.
>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.
>Get closer so you can see what's in it.
>Write-In
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>>374253
>>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.
>>
>>374253
>Get closer so you can see what's in it.
>>
>>374253
>...Touch it?
>>
>>374253
>Nope, nope... You need to evacuate and tell Stojan what the fuck you found.
Dammit I knew earlier you were hinting the weapons came from a portal.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
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>>374253
>>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.
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>>374253
>...Maybe you should destroy it with some dynamite.

This is probably the thing the Americans want us to destroy.
>>
You get out some dynamite. Well, hopefully yo-

"Wait! Don't!"

You turn around, and see a man, a rather old man with a white beard, a labcoat, and lacking hair.

"It's my life's work! With this, Soviet Russia will be able to travel through dimensions unknown to us!"

"...Where does this portal lead?"

"A strange land, we've have just opened up communications with them!"

Actions.

>...You are still a patriot to the Revolution... Leave the portal be.
>No, the pack comes first, scientist. Blow up the portal.
>Oooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>...Who's "Them?"
>Write-In
>>
>>374324
>>Oooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>>
>>374324
>>Oooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>>
>>374324
>...Who's "Them?"
And then
>Ooh! Another present for Stojan! Knock him out and blow up the portal.
>>
You slowly walk towards the priest, and he pulls out some-sort of... Pistol. It's shaped strangely, and seems to be automated, assembling completly when he pulls it out of his pocket. It hums softly.

"Don't come any closer to me or the portal! I'll shoot!" The scientist is slowly backing away, aiming the pistol straight at you and Pelevina.

Actions.

>...Pounce him. (Agility, RISKY)
>Alright, alright. Fine, I'll go.
>...Where did you get the gun from?
>Come on, put the gun down... Alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>Pull your sniper rifle out and try to fire before he does! (Sniping, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>374346
Why did I put priest? I'm too distracted by the happening in Turkey, goddamn it.
>>
>>374346
>>Come on, put the gun down... Alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374346
>Write-In
Intimidate him
>>
>>374346
>Alright, alright. Fine, I'll go.


That is a very dangerous gun. I wish to return to Stojan without a large hole in my stomach.
>>
>>374346
>Come on, put the gun down... Alright? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374356
seconded, and interrogate him.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Intimidate.
2=Put the gun down.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for charisma.

I'll grant you an additional +1 Modifier if you can bring up any good arguments on why to put the gun down.
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374388
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>374388
>>
>>374388
Yo, there's two of us. You kill one of us, the other takes you down anyway. And I would rather hear what you had to say than destroy it immediately anyway.
>>
We can't destroy the portal you heard the science guy it will let us travel between dimensions! (I'm hoping we meet a certain dragon)
>>
>>374395
19+5=24

Great Success!

"Put the gun down."

"W-Why?"

"That won't help you if I pounce on you and tear your neck open."

"N-No! It'll he-"

"Also, the safety's on."

You walk closer to the man.

"I'm not buying that."

"Not to mention there's two of us. I don't think you want to sacrifice yourself for some tech you can just make in a few years."

"F-Fine."

He hands you the pistol, and you take it.

"Thank you, comrade."

"...Was the safety on?"

"Nope. It was off the entire time."

"Damn it."

Actions.

>Knock him out.
>Interrogate... Where does that portal go, what does this gun do, etc.
>Fire that pistol at the ground, see what it does.
>Write-In
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>>374405
>>Knock him out.
Lets raid the armory and they get out of here
>>
>>374405
>Fire that pistol at the ground, see what it does.
>>
>>374405
Interrogate.
>>
>>374405
>Interrogate... Where does that portal go, what does this gun do, etc.
>>
>>374412
This
>>
You grab him by the neck.

"What does this pistol do?"

"I-It's a laser pistol I-I created."

"...I doubt you cou-"

"With assistance from the GDI!"

You turn your head slightly.

"G-D-I?"

"GDI! Global Defense Initiative!"

"What's that?"

"In that dimension, there is one main faction, the GDI. We've just entered communications with the GDI, who are willing to send us a land-lease of materials to help our research!"

"...Are they humans?"

"Y-Yes! We were amazed to find that in other dimension, life exactly like ours existed! They've even given us a crystal for study, called Tiberium! It's extraordinary! It's in the next room over!"

Actions.

>Hm... Knock him out, and see that crystal for yourself.
>Now you're curious... Where does this portal lead?
>Destroy the portal ASAP. You can't let your former comrades secure laser weaponry.
>Write-In
>>
>>374435
>>Hm... Knock him out, and see that crystal for yourself.
>>Destroy the portal ASAP. You can't let your former comrades secure laser weaponry.
>>
>>374435
>Now you're curious... Where does this portal lead?
>>
>>374435
>Destroy the portal ASAP. You can't let your former comrades secure laser weaponry.
>>
>>374442
This
>>
seconded
>>
You knock out the scientist, and put him on your back, along with the others. In the next room over, you see a small arsenal of equipment, and in the center of the room, a glowing green crystal surrounded by a glass case.

Actions.

>...Ooooh, you should poke the crystal.
>...What happens if you eat the crystal? (Bad Idea, you have been warned.)
>You should take the crystal back for Comrade Stojan!
>Loot some of the weapons here.
>You don't like this crystal. Grab it, and toss it into the other dimension before destroying the portal.
>Write-In
>>
>>374458
take it back, but give it to our daughteru. We might crush it by accident.
>>
>>374458
>You should take the crystal back for Comrade Stojan!

Then eat it
>>
>>374458
>>You don't like this crystal. Grab it, and toss it into the other dimension before destroying the portal.
>>
>>374458
>>You should take the crystal back for Comrade Stojan!
>>Loot some of the weapons here.
>>
You go out to grab the glass crate, but the scientist has apparently woken up.

"No! Don't touch it! It's extremely radioactive!'
Actions.

>Oh well, what does he know about crystals? Knock him out, and take the crystal back to Stojan.
>You know. Grab the glass container and toss it into the other dimension.
>Eat it in front of him.
>Knock him out.
>Write-In
>>
>>374487
I know this isn't the Dragon quest but
>Eat it in front of him
>>
>>374487
>>You know. Grab the glass container and toss it into the other dimension.
>>
>>374487
>You know. Grab the glass container and toss it into the other dimension.

Don't toss it in, place it in so the case won't smash.


>>374497
We have been warned that will end badly. Don't.
>>
Gonna wait five more minutes.
>>
You nod, and carefully pick up the box, and go over to the portal, and set it in the other dimension. The scientist gives a sigh of relief.

"Thank God you didn't eat it or anything."

"Why? What would of happened?"

"Well, if you left you might of doomed the human race, and slowly mutate to become a crystallized hunk of Tiberium, and then just a mass of meat and flesh with no sanity left."

"Oh."

Actions.

>...Yeah, time to leave. And plant explosives.
>Whelp, time to loot the mini-arsenal of equipment here!
>Write-In
>>
>>374506
seconded
>>
>>374534
>>...Yeah, time to leave. And plant explosives.
Kidnap the scientist.
>>
>>374534
>>Whelp, time to loot the mini-arsenal of equipment here!
>>
>>374534
>Whelp, time to loot the mini-arsenal of equipment here!
>>
You go into the back, and look at the equipment... You only can take two items.

>What seems to be a black rifle, similar to your PTRD, but with a scope, and a longer barrel.
>What seems to be a machine gun, but with a strange box and... Something that says M2409 on it.
>A rifle, similar to the scientist's pistol, colored red and rather strange with a focusing mirror in the barrel.
>A shotgun with... Strange marks, like runes on it.
>Write-In
>>
>>374564
>>What seems to be a black rifle, similar to your PTRD, but with a scope, and a longer barrel.
>>What seems to be a machine gun, but with a strange box and... Something that says M2409 on it.
>>
>>374564
>>A rifle, similar to the scientist's pistol, colored red and rather strange with a focusing mirror in the barrel.
>>A shotgun with... Strange marks, like runes on it.
>>
>>374564
And have pele take the other two, right
Pls
>>
>>374573
No, both of you can only carry one of these weapons.
>>
>>374564
>>A rifle, similar to the scientist's pistol, colored red and rather strange with a focusing mirror in the barrel.
>>A shotgun with... Strange marks, like runes on it.
>>
>>374576
What if we Eat them all and regurgitate later
>>
>>374564
>What seems to be a black rifle, similar to your PTRD, but with a scope, and a longer barrel.
>What seems to be a machine gun, but with a strange box and... Something that says M2409 on it.
>>
>>374584
...I... I guess, though the equipment will be in shitty conditions, and you won't have anyway to repair it.
>>
>>374597
Well we can only carry two anyway. Might as well take two and put the rest in yo belly.
>>
You take the rifle, and give the shotgun to Ivanka.

Now, what do with the other two?

>...Eat them, and puke them out later. Even if you'll get hungry again since you would of puked out your lunch, dinner, and breakfast.
>Leave them be.
>Destroy them, so the Soviets can't use them.
>Write-In
>>
>>374612
>>...Eat them, and puke them out later. Even if you'll get hungry again since you would of puked out your lunch, dinner, and breakfast.
>>
>>374612
Eat them.
>>
>>374616
Wait, just eat them and don't regurgitate it?
>>
>>374612
>Destroy them, so the Soviets can't use them.
>>
>>374619
No, I'm posting from my phone. Please understand.
>>
You take the rest of the equipment, and eat it.

"Ivanka, I thought you said yo-"

"It is tasty, da? Also, is only way to carry back more."

"...By the time we get back it'd dissolved in your stomach."

"Or not, is small price to pay."

"...Alright, fine. Let's just get out of here.

You knock out the scientist, place dynamite around the portal, and start going through the ventilation. You come to the section where you jumped up, and see a conscript idly drinking vodka, and smoking.

Actions.

>...Try to grab him, and eat him. (Agility)
>Fall on him, and try to tear out his neck. (Strength)
>...Maybe you can wait for him to go?
>Write-In
>>
>>374651
>Fall on him, and try to tear out his neck. (Strength)

How much do you guys think Ivanka weighs now? I say at least 700 pounds.
>>
>>374651
>>Fall on him, and try to tear out his neck. (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 (Additional +1 from weight.)

Also, it seems like the coup in Turkey failed. Goddamn it, the roaches can never do anything right.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>374693
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>374693
Fuck Erdogan and his near-Sharia government. Can't wait for him to become a dictator and the West to go,"Wow,didn't see that coming."
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>374693
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>374693
If we roll a 16 or higher we had better just crush him under our weight.

We should until tomorrow to see what's happened in Turkey. The president addressing the nation on face time is very unprofessional and might have been done out of desperation.
>>
>>374705
16+4=20

Success!

You fall out of the ventilation, biting the conscript on the neck and tearing out the throat, and crushing his back and smashing his left arm into... Well, blood red gore. You get up, and burp rather loudly. It seems no one else is here, but there are signs of... Combat, for some reason. You can also hear gunshots in the distance.

Actions.

>...Consume the dead soldier, then investigate the other rooms.
>Investigate the other rooms.
>Eat the dead soldier, and look outside.
>Look outside.
>Write-In
>>
>>374717
>>Investigate the other rooms.
>>
>>374717
>Look outside. Then investigate other rooms if possible.
>>
>>374727
>Look outside.
>>
>>374727
This
>>
>>374651
>knock him out and add him to the presents for Stojan.

Also tib wars is beautiful OP
>>
>>374732
Thanks anon.

You look outside, and see that the base is... Well, searching for you, outside the chain link fence. It seems they don't exactly know where you are.

Actions.

>Go into the eastern building, labeled Armory.
>Go into the western building, which seems to be a barracks.
>Take out a watch tower to make your escape easier.
>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
>Write-In
>>
>>374747
>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
We've got all the weapons we can carry anyway.
>>
>>374747
>>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
>>
>>374747
>Try to escape by climbing over a fence.
Maybe toss a Molotov into a guard tower as you go.
>>
You begin to climb over a fence, and escape undetected. You also sneak around the side and grab that other unconscious guy, and a few minutes later, you detonate the explosives, which create a large blue explosion which literally wipes out the entire base in a huge blue fireball, and you return to camp,

You knock on your cabin door.

"Ivanka? You're back already?"

"Yeah, and I've brought you something, comrade Stojan."

"Oh, cool? Is it a new gun?"

"...Close."

You've just finished cleaning the vomit off of the other two guns, anyways.

You are now Stojan, and Ivanka has just hauled four men, and one woman as a present. Along with four rather cool looking guns, though two of them are... They look a little rusted, to be honest.

"What are you going to do with your presents, comrade Stojan?"
You see that she's rather proud of her presents, even with her stoicism.

What do with the four humans?

You are currently Starving. (-2 on all rolls.)

>You are starving... Eat them with Ivanka, romantically!
>Turn them into lycanthropes, of course.
>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... What do?
>...Uh. Well, give them out to people. Even if this might piss Ivanka off.
>Write-In
>>
>>374773
>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... Eat them.
>>
>>374773
>>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... What do?
>>You are starving... Eat them with Ivanka, romantically!
>>
>>374773
>>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... eat with Ivanka.
>>
>>374773
>>Uh... Well, that one labcoat guy can just be turned into a werewolf and join Karkmann. The rest... Eat them... with Ivanka, romantically.
>>
>>374783
+1
>>
Alright anons, roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can properly reenact the Lady and the Tramp.
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>374800
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>374800
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>374800
>>
>>374814
16+2=18

Good Success!

You and Ivanka suck up human entrails together, it's rather romantic. Now if only you had candles.
After your feast is done, you cuddle with Ivanka among human entrails and what you thought was an eyeball none of you felt up to eat. By none, you meant you. Ivanka ate that in a heartbeat. You also find it a little harder to hug Ivanaka, as... Well, she sometimes slightly crushes you in your sleeping mat whenever she turns over.

You wake up, and feel much better after eating something.

Actions.

>...Maybe you should surprise Ivanka... Now, what should you get her?
>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>...Nah, just go back to sleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>374832
>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>>
>>374832
>>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>>
>>374832
>...Ivanka's... Ivanka's rather fat to be honest. You should get her and you to exercise, both of you could use the practice.
>>
"Ivanka?"

"What?"

"How do you feel about exercising?"

"Comrade... I just got back from work."

Hmm...

Actions.

>Bribe her with something.
>Fine, be that way.
>...Please? (Charisma, HARD)
>Fine, whatever. I'm going to check out those guns you got me then.
>Write-In
>>
>>374850
>>...Please? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374850
>Bribe her with something.

I'll actually start doing missions, convert Pelevina if Ivanka wants and get a surprise gift. A puppy
>>
>>374850
>>...Please? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>374852
This.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for convincing her.

You are also Sated now. (+1 on all rolls)
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>374874
>>
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>374874
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>374874
>>
>>374888
17+3=20
Great Success!

"Come on Ivanka, I don't want to wheel you out of bed on a wheelbarrow."

"I'm not that fat!"

"...Look at yourself in the mirror, you are gaining quite a bit of weight."

She sighs.

"Fine, but only if I get to cuddle with you afterwards."

"...I can get behind that, sure."

Ivanka has upgraded!

Choose from the following three.

>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>Barbed Teeth: Ivanka's teeth can now grip on to people, object, or things with ease, and can maim easier. Her eating speed is now extremely fast.
>Large: Ivanka becomes larger and stronger. This will start her down becoming a second alpha. (+2 Strength, -1 Agility, +25 HP)
>>
>>374906
>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>>
>>374906
>>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>>
>>374906
>>Fast Metabolism: Ivanka's metabolism speeds up. She'll get hungry much faster then usual, but will upgrade faster.
>>
Fast Metabolism it is.

She gets up.

"Let's do it then, Comrade."

So, what exactly fitness regimen you want to go through this time?

>Run around the camp! (Agility)
>...Maybe the two of you could ambush a USSR convoy together?
>First, let's divide up the guns!
>Hunting!
>...Strength workout! (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>374925
>>...Maybe the two of you could ambush a USSR convoy together?
>>First, let's divide up the guns!
>>
>>374925
>>...Maybe the two of you could ambush a USSR convoy together?
>>First, let's divide up the guns!
Let's get something for Daughteru ja?
>>
"Maybe the two of us could raid a USSR Convoy together?"

"I would love that, Stojan."

You smile, and walk outside, where she put four guns separated on different wooden racks! This organization nearly makes you squeal. It is very rare to see organization in your profession, after all.

Guns.

>A machine gun called a M2409. It seems to be made by Americans. And is slightly rust colored, for some reason.
>A sniper rifle, bigger then Ivanka's PTRD and with a scope to boot! Not to mention, it comes in stylish black... And is slightly rust colored.
>Oooh, a rifle. You wonder what it does.
>A shotgun? Cool!

Who to give to.

>You, equipped with MG-42.
>Ivanka, equipped with Mauser 1918 Rifle and PTRD.
>Nicolae, unarmed.
>Petrov, armed with a Nagnat Revolver.
>Leopold, armed with an MP-38.
>Give it to someone else.
>>
>>374955
>Machine gun to us
>Sniper to Ivanka
>Shotgun to Nicolae
>Rifle to Leopold
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>>374955
>A machine gun called a M2409. It seems to be made by Americans. And is slightly rust colored, for some reason.
>You, equipped with MG-42.

Is the gun suppose to be a M249 like pic related or is this a gun in Tiberium wars or something?
>>
>>374971
Let's... Let's just say the GDI got the Russian translation mixed up, alright?
>>
You hand out the weaponry, and grab the M249... Of course, it's rather hard to choose between them...

>...Why not dual-wield them? You need more dakka anyways. (When firing, you will suffer a -3 Penalty to hit, unless you get more strength.)
>You'll primarily use the MG-42.
>You'll primarily use the M249.
>Write-In
>>
>>374992
>>...Why not dual-wield them? You need more dakka anyways. (When firing, you will suffer a -3 Penalty to hit, unless you get more strength.)
We're going to exercise,after all.
>>
>>374992
>>You'll primarily use the M249.
Dual when we get stronger
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>374992
>You'll primarily use the M249.
>>
You decide on using the M249.

You and Ivanka walk out into the forest, hunting for a USSR convoy. Along the way, you decide to make some small talk.

"So."

"Do you have something to report, comrade Stojan?"

Actions.

>...Why do you always act like a soldier around me?
>What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?
>What would be your opinion if I infected Borislav?
>So, what exactly does Borislav do?
>What was your home like?
>Just remain silent.
>Write-In
>>
>>375028
>>...Why do you always act like a soldier around me?
>>
>>375028
>>What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?
>>
>>375028
>What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?
>...Why do you always act like a soldier around me?
>>
>>375031
This.
>>
"Just wondering... What would be your opinion if I infected Pelevina?"

"She'd be adorable, little puppy eyes, a craving for human meat... We could share meals..."
Her brief smile goes back to her usual stoic self.

"...I'll take that as a yes."

Actions.

>Why do you always act as a soldier around me?
>What would be your opinion if I infected Borislav, your brother?
>What did Borislav do in the army?
>What was your home like?
>So... Are you still a communist?
>Just wondering, are you still pissed off at me for transforming you into a werewolf?
>Write-In
>>
>>375044
>>Just wondering, are you still pissed off at me for transforming you into a werewolf?
>>
>>375044
>So... Are you still a communist?
>>
"Are you still pissed off at me for transforming you into a werewolf?"

"No! I love it, I spend more time with you, and I don't think I've fed like this when I was still a human."

"Oh, that's nice."

"I know, plus I don't have to wear as much clothes in the winter to prevent hypothermia or death via frostbite!"

You haven't thought of that, honestly.

"...Are you still a communist?"

She nods her head.

"Of course I am, comrade Stojan! Are you not a communist?"

"Oh... Well..."

Actions.

>Of course I am!
>No, communism is childish, Ivanka. Grow out of it.
>Change the subject.
>No, not really.
>Write-In
>>
>>375068
>>No, not really.
MONARCHISTS UNITE
>>
>>375068
>No, not really.
>>
"No, not really."

"Well, hopefully one day you'll join us under glorious Communism, comrade."

"Yeah. Sure."

"Now, is there anything else?"

Actions.

>...Just wondering, do you consider yourself still human?
>What's with your... Presents anyways?
>What was your home like/
>What did Borislav do in the army?
>What would be your opinion if I infected your brother?
>Write-In
>>
>>375086
>>Write-In
>Ever thought about kids?
>>
>>375086
>What would be your opinion if I infected your brother?

Eventually Stojan will convert and plant his Catholic seed into Ivanka.
>>
"...What would be your opinion if I infected your brother?"

"Well, it'd be adorable to see him try to figure it out, so I wouldn't mind."

"Oh... Just wondering... Have you ever thought about children?"

Ivanka pauses.

"...What are you getting at, comrade Stojan?"

She seems rather entertained.

Actions.

>Nothing! I just was asking you a question about our future.
>...Just wondering if you'd like to have a go at it. Once this is done, of course.
>Write-In
>>
>>375108
>>...Just wondering if you'd like to have a go at it. Once this is done, of course.
>>
>>375108
>...Just wondering if you'd like to have a go at it. Once this is done, of course.

And so the sun rises in Anatolia.
>>
"I was wondering if you wanted to have a go at it, once this is over."

"Sure, I'd be up for it, Stojan."

You eventually see in the distance a USSR convoy. Ivanka greedily look towards it... You know, the pack is starving after all, and you'd probably should bring back some alive.

Actions.

>Set up the MG-42 and the M249, once one of them runs out of ammo, get Ivanka to reload it while you fire the second one. (Machinegunning.)
>HUSSAR CHARGE the truck head on! (Strength, +1)
>...Get Ivanka to kidnap people admist your M249's fire. You'd rather take as many alive for... Consumption at a later date. As in, as soon as you get back home. (Machinegunning, Ivanka's Agility)
>Charge in, spraying machine gun bullets! (Machinegunning)
>Write-In
>>
>>375127
>>...Get Ivanka to kidnap people admist your M249's fire. You'd rather take as many alive for... Consumption at a later date. As in, as soon as you get back home. (Machinegunning, Ivanka's Agility)
>>
Roll me a 2d20+2 for this.
>>
Rolled 17, 9 + 2 = 28 (2d20 + 2)

>>375146
>>
Rolled 10, 11 + 2 = 23 (2d20 + 2)

>>375146
>>
Rolled 12, 16 + 2 = 30 (2d20 + 2)

>>375146
>>
17+1=18
16+2=18

Success!

You open fire, sending quite a few conscripts dead towards the ground, while others run for cover... A few run straight into Ivanka's grasp. The few conscripts remaining jump in one of the trucks and tries to drive off! You try shooting, but sadly your M249 is already out of ammo!

Actions.

>Have Ivanka pounce them.
>Show that your a man to Ivanka! HUSSAR CHARGE the truck! (Strength, +1)
>Try to jump on the side of the truck! (Agility)
>Ivanka probably can weigh it down! Have her jump on it! (Ivanka's Agility.)
>Write-in
>>
>>375163
>Try to jump on the side of the truck! (Agility)
>Ivanka probably can weigh it down! Have her jump on it! (Ivanka's Agility.)
>>
>>375163
>Show that your a man to Ivanka! HUSSAR CHARGE the truck! (Strength, +1)

Actually, more on training ourselves not to keep tripping desu.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375170
Let do it
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for charging!
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
Come on poland
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375175
>>
>>375180
7+4=11

Failure!

You charge into the truck, just leaving a dent in the metal. One of the conscripts fires at you, but misses.

Actions.

>Try to leap onto the truck! (Agility)
>Fucking communists! Hussar Charge again! (Strength, +1, but will next turn will grant you a -1 from being tired.)
>...This is your chance. Try to outpace the vehicle! That will show the conscripts back at the track! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>375197
Good save anon
>>
>>375201
Noo! I saved us!
>>
>>375206
It's top three, and if you get a crit, it's prioritized.
>>
>>375201
>>Fucking communists! Hussar Charge again! (Strength, +1, but will next turn will grant you a -1 from being tired.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for another charge!
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375232
Dice don't fail me now
>>
>>375235
19+4=23

Amazing Success!

You ram into the the truck, sending a wheel flying and causing it to swerve into a tree, crashing it. A few injuried conscripts gets out, and it seems no one's been hurt. One of them yells something, and charges you with a knife.

Actions.

>Wait for him to get close, then infect him. (Agility)
>Pounce him, why wait? (Agility, RISKY)
>You could go for a snack, wait for him to close, then rip and tear for your stomach! (Strength)
>Spray him down with your MG-42! (Machinegunner)
>Hussar Charge! (Strength, +1, but get a -2 next turn.
>Write-In
>>
>>375246
>>Wait for him to get close, then infect him. (Agility)
>>
>>375246
>Wait for him to get close, then infect him. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for that.
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375262
>>
>>375265
1+2=3

Critical Failure!

You wait for him to get close, and try to slash him, but he pins you to the ground, and tries to stab at your juggular, and you are in a life or death situation here.

Actions.

>You're a man! Try to force him off of you! (Strength)
>...Try to infect him, all you need is one little scratch. (Agility, RISKY)
>Fuck it, bite his head off! (Agility)
>Yell for Ivanka to help!
>Write-In
>>
>>375277
>>Fuck it, bite his head off! (Agility)
>>
>>375277
>>Fuck it, bite his head off! (Agility)
>>
>>375277
>You're a man! Try to force him off of you! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 to bite his head off.
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375291
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375291
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375291
>>
>>375297
14+3=17
Success!

You manage to maneuver your head in a good position to strike, and you bite his head clean off, and swallow. You throw his body off you, and the two of the conscripts seem to be fleeing, one of them missing a leg from the car crash. But one of them is just backing away slowly, and is on the ground. He seems to be rather young, about seventeen.

Actions.

>...Go after the the able-bodied one retreating.
>...What is that man waiting for? Go after him.
>Go after the one without a leg.
>Let them flee.
>>
>>375307
>>...What is that man waiting for? Go after him.
>>
>>375307
>...Go after the the able-bodied one retreating.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go after the man on the ground.
2=Go after the able-bodied one retreating.
>>
You ignore the other two, and go after the man retreating. He sees you catching up to him, and he draws a pistol, and says something in Russian, which you've learned from Ivanka.

"D-Don't come any closer, werewolf!"

He takes out a cross. A shitty wooden one, but a cross all the same.

Actions.

>...He's probably an orthodox heretic. Pounce him. (Agility, RISKY)
>Put down the pistol... (Charisma, HARD)
>Intimidate him. (Intimidation)
>Write-in
>>
>>375353
>Intimidate him. (Intimidation)
>>
>>375357
This
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for Intimidation.
>>
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375363
>>
>>375369
10+2=12

Failure!

"Drop the pistol!"

He fires a shot which lodges itself into your shoulder, you yelp in pain. Shit, that fucking hurts. (-15 HP)

Actions.

>Pounce him! (Agility)
>One final offer, put down the pistol, or else! (Charisma)
>HUSSAR CHARGE him! (Strength, +1)
>He's not worth your time. Leave him be.
>Write-In
>>
>>375374
>>Pounce him! (Agility)
>>
>>375374
>Pounce him! (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2.
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>375380
>>
>>375382
14+2=16

Success!

You dodge his next shot, and pounce right onto him, drooling a slight amount of saliva on him. His pistol goes to his side, and he attempts to reach for it in vain.

Actions..

>...Show forgiveness to your foe, just leave him be. (Stojan will become more kind.)
>Infect him.
>Whelp, eating time...
>Knock him out.
>Hang on, you gotta punch the shit out of him for shooting you. (Stojan will become a little more wroth.)
>Write-In
>>
>>375386
>>Hang on, you gotta punch the shit out of him for shooting you
>>
>>375386
>Show forgiveness to him by giving him Lycanthropy
>>
>>375386
>Hang on, you gotta punch the shit out of him for shooting you
And then
>>375392
This
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Beat the shit out of him.
2=Infect him.
>>
You sigh.

And then start punching the shit out of him.

How hard do you want to thrash him?

>Just give him a good hit or two.
>You need to vent some frustration.
>...Enough to break a arm or two.
>Make him a fucking human pretzel!
>Write-In
>>
>>375407
A few punches. Nothing major. Then infect him.
>>
>>375407
>>Make him a fucking human pretzel!
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375407
>Make him a fucking human pretzel!
Bonus points if we literally make him one and eat him afterwards
>>
You decide to vent... A lot of frustration. You start turning him into a human preztel, breaking arms and limbs... You don't know why, but you take quite a bit of joy in this act... His screams for mercy go unheeded, until you hear footsteps behind you. That younger conscript from earlier seems to have snapped out of it, and is crawling away. You guess that his legs are broken. You hear a shout in the woods, and it suddenly goes silent. You guess that Ivanka got the other one.

Now of course... About what you did to the human preztel?

>...You think you've found a new passion... Hurting people. (Stojan becomes wrothful)
>...How far can you take this? (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>...What the fuck are you doing? What would God think? (Stojan becomes repentful.)

Also, what do with the preztel?

>Infect him, maybe his bones will fix themselves.
>Leave him be.
>What does a human pretzel taste like? (Incompatible with Repent Change.)
>Kill him.
>Write-In
>>
>>375437
>...How far can you take this? (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>What does a human pretzel taste like? (Incompatible with Repent Change.)
>>
>>375439
Lets do it
>>
>>375437
>...You think you've found a new passion... Hurting people. (Stojan becomes wrothful)
>Write-in
Show him off to Ivanka
>>
...You like this. You feel powerful. His pleas for mercy are... Soothing to the ears. You begin to tear into him, and begin eating the human pretzel inbetween his sobs for mercy.

A small note is all that's left of the conscript... You have a piqued interest in it.

You are now Well-Sated (+2)

Actions.

>Why not read it?
>...Personal notes are never good, you've just found your new high after all.
>Write-In
>>
>>375456
>...Personal notes are never good, you've just found your new high after all.
>>
>>375456
>>Why not read it?
>>
>>375467
This
>>
>>375456
>Why not read it?
>>
>>375467
Why not
>>
You pick it up, curious. Inside is a picture of the conscript and what you'd assume is his female child, hugging... However, next to it is a supply manifest inside, seems this convoy was mostly carrying medical supplies to Berlin.

Any particular emotions towards the picture?

>Regret, mostly. (Lose some sanity.)
>What emotions? (Stojan becomes a sociopath towards humans.)
>...Fuck. Why did you do that in the first place anyways? (Stojan becomes more repentful)
>Write-In

Anyhow, you toss the note to the ground, and turn behind you. The younger conscript seems to be running away, from Ivanka, and he's looking behind him. And is running directly towards you.

Actions.

>Grab him. (Strength.)
>Pounce him. (Agility)
>HUSSAR CHARGE! (Strength, +1)
>Let him pass. This one's Ivanka's catch.
>Write-In
>>
>>375504
>What emotions? (Stojan becomes a sociopath towards humans.)
>Grab him. (Strength.)
>>
>>375504
>...Fuck. Why did you do that in the first place anyways? (Stojan becomes more repentful)
>Pounce him. (Agility)

After this Stojan should just take a lot of Vodka and talk to Father Nicolae.
>>
>>375504
>>What emotions? (Stojan becomes a sociopath towards humans.)
>Grab him. (Strength.)
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375511
This
>>
>>375511
No we need to make Nicolae more amoral
>>
>>375506
Lets do this
>>
>>375526
You aren't saying that Nicolae should stop being Catholic are you?
>>
...I feel like we're about to stumble upon a salt mine, so I'm going to take an addition ten minutes so some lurkers can cast their votes, and for you guys to argue about this.
>>
>>375538
No just more nationalist
>>
Emotions? Please, you are the apex predator, who gives a damn about humans?

You instantly disregard the photo, and turn to grab the conscript.

Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>375570
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>375570
>>
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>375570
>>
Rolled 52 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>375570
>>
>>375572
17+5=22

You easily grab him by the throat, and hoist him in the air. He struggles, but can't escape.

Actions.

>Infect him.
>Give him to Ivanka to be eaten.
>...Whelp, you're up for another human pretzel. Give it to Ivanka, as a sort of thank you present though.
>Human pretzel? Human pretzel. They taste delicious!
>Just break his neck.
>Write-In
>>
>>375582
>>...Whelp, you're up for another human pretzel. Give it to Ivanka, as a sort of thank you present though.
>>
>>375582
>...Whelp, you're up for another human pretzel. Give it to Ivanka, as a sort of thank you present though.
>>
>>375582
>Eat him for yourself.

We're trying to get Ivanka to lose weight remember.
>>
>>375582
>Infect him.
>>
You begin twisting his arm, and eventually break it. He cries, but reaches for something on his hip. A grenade.
It seems he realized what's going on.

Actions.

>Swat the grenade out of his hand. (Agility)
>Throw him and hit the deck! (Strength)
>Fuck, bite his head off! (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>375599
>>Swat the grenade out of his hand. (Agility)
>>
>>375599
>Swat the grenade out of his hand. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375605
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375605
>>
>>375607
18+3=21

Success!

You swat the grenade out of his arm, and turn him into a preztel. Ivanka watches, then looks at you, confused.

"Comrade Stojan, why are you torturing this man?"

Actions.

>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>They taste better as pretzels.
>He had it coming, believe me.
>Write-In
>>
>>375615
>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>>
>>375615
>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>They taste better as pretzels.
>>
>>375615
>>What? He's a human, come on, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now.
>>
"What? He's human, don't tell me you're beginning to associate with them now."

"I may eat people, Stojan. But that doesn't mean I torture without reason."

"...They taste better as pretzels."

She seems tempted, but quickly shakes her head.

"...Why am I the sane one in this, Stojan? You are beginning to concern me."

Actions.

>What? Why? I feel fine.
>...So you don't want him? He's juicy.
>...He pissed me off, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>375627
>>What? Why? I feel fine.
>Besides haven't you skinned like two people
>>
>>375627
>What? Why? I feel fine.
>Besides haven't you skinned like two people
>>
>>375627
>What? Why? I feel fine.
>Besides haven't you skinned like two people
>>
"What? Why? I feel fine... Besides, didn't you skin two people?"

She goes silent, and looks ashamed.

"...I did. Yes. Let's continue on, comrade."

"So you don't want the pretzel?"

"I'm fine, comrade."
She walks away.

Well... What do with him?

Actions.

>...Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>Meh, just leave him here.
>Kill him, painlessly.
>Kill him, painfully.
>Eat him.
>Write-In
>>
>>375633
>>Eat him.
>>
>>375633
>...Insist. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>375633
>Eat him.
>>
You shrug your shoulders and eat him. You and Ivanka take back the medicine and the prisoners back to the camp.

What will you do to the prisoners?

You have 18x Prisoners.

>Feed them to the pack.
>Infect them.
>...Show your moves to your men, maybe some of them will enjoy the preztel-shape formation!
>They're just prisoners. Abide by the rules of war and just keep them prisoner.
>Write-In
>>
>>375649
>...Show your moves to your men, maybe some of them will enjoy the preztel-shape formation!
>>
>>375649
Infect half of them and feed the other half to the pack.
>>
>>375649
>>Feed them to the pack.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>375649
>>375653
Just feed all of them to the pack now.
>>
You feed all the prisoners to the pack, and you see your father... And quite a few of the Germans (Leopold included!) take some of them to the newly-constructed church. You find this slightly suspicious...

Actions.

>Follow them...
>Maybe get someone else to follow them and report... Someone loyal, like Petrov or Ivanka.
>You're just being paranoid.
>Write-In
>>
>>375676
>Follow them...
>>
>>375676
>>Follow them...
>>
>>375676
>>Follow them...
>You're just being paranoid.

We can look at the new church without much suspicion
>>
You follow them closely, and see them go in the church. You slip in, unannounced and watch from the shadows. You see them gather the prisoners around the cross in the center of the room, and your father begins a sermon.

"Forgive us for our sins, lord. For we do not know what we do..."

His sermon eventually ends, and he goes up to the first prisoner, and takes them into a confession box. A few minutes later, your father comes out, along with the prisoner and takes them to a back room. A yell and the sound of bone eating is heard. Leopold follows next, taking one of the prisoners into the confession box, and going into the next room.

Actions.

>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>...Demand your father stop this cult. You'd rather not have him get powerful in your own ranks.
>...Interesting. Maybe you should do this.
>Write-In
>>
>>375700
>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>>
>>375700
>>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>>
>>375700
>You're curious... Why do your men do this to prey?
>...Interesting. Maybe you should do this.
>>
>>375705
This, having God forgive your every murder is nice
>>
You wait for them to finish up, and reveal yourself to your father.

"Dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"...Why exactly are you getting confessions from pr- I mean humans?"

"Well, they deserve last rites. They are after all, warriors like us. To not hear their final confessions and words mark us as monsters. We're just as human as them, you know."

Actions.

>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>...Why do you feel obliged to give them last rites?
>Let me guess, you even bury them out back, don't you, human-lover?
>...Is this the only time you eat?
>What's your stance on human torture?
>...Mind if I join in next time?
>Write-In
>>
>>375719
>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>>
>>375719
>>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>>
>>375719
>Alright, good luck then, dad.
>>
"Alright, good luck then Dad."

He nods.

"God bless, Stojan."

You leave the church, and head to bed. You find it strange that Ivanka doesn't really want to cuddle up to you while you sleep.

You wake up, and get out of bed. You remember that you wanted to find Leopold. Eventually, you find him in the German side of the camp, leading a German song, and when he sees you, he salutes.

"How can I help, sir?"

"What are you doing?"

"We're mourning the loss of Germany, sir."

Actions.

>You fight for Poland now! I will not tolerate foreign nationalism in my camp!
>Oh, good. Germany is a rather nice place, isn't it? Why don't we walk, Leopold.
>What, are you still a national socialist? The loss of Germany didn't change that for you?
>Write-In
>>
>>Oh, good. Germany is a rather nice place, isn't it? Why don't we walk, Leopold.
>>
>>375740
>Oh, good. Germany is a rather nice place, isn't it? Why don't we walk, Leopold.

Let's not be too hasty with people like Leopold.
>>
"Oh, good. Germany is a nice place isn't it? Why don't we take a walk, Leopold?"

"What's this about, sir?"

"I just wanted to talk."

"Yes sir."

You walk over to the edge of camp, where no one care overhear you.

Actions.

>...I didn't think you were the religious type. What were you doing in my father's church?
>...On a scale of one to ten, how willing are you to follow my orders?
>...I remember you told me you served on the eastern front. This means you also fought against Poland, right?
>How do you like your new laser rifle?
>What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?
>Why did you join the S.S, and why do you regret it now?
>Write-In
>>
>>375758
>>How do you like your new laser rifle?
>>What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?
>>
>>375758
>...On a scale of one to ten, how willing are you to follow my orders?
>...I remember you told me you served on the eastern front. This means you also fought against Poland, right?
>>
>>375758
>...I didn't think you were the religious type. What were you doing in my father's church?
>What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?
>>
>>375758
>...I didn't think you were the religious type. What were you doing in my father's church?
>...On a scale of one to ten, how willing are you to follow my orders?
>>
"What's your opinion on Petrov, my second in command?"

He spits at the ground.

"He's an asshole who enjoys shooting his own men. I don't like people like that, sir."

"...Why, exactly?"

"I generally don't like incompetent commanders who get their men killed, sir."

"Speak of... How willing are you to follow my orders, on a scale of one to ten?"

"...Probably about a four."

You find yourself slightly shocked.

Actions.

>...Why?
>...Well then, if you cannot follow orders well, I'll just dismiss you from command.
>Write-In
>>
>>375782
>>...Why?
>>
>>375782
>...Why?
>>
"Why?"

"...I don't want to get sent into another Stalingrad, I don't really know you, or care about Poland in any significant way, and I don't know what your goals are, beyond the vague definition of "freeing Poland.", and finally, because I don't really trust you."

Actions.

>...Why don't you trust me?
>I'm not incompetent enough to send you into another Stalingrad, alright?
>I can tell you my dream for Poland, I suppose.
>How can I get you to want Poland's independence?
>Change the subject.
>Write-In
>>
>>375794
>...Why don't you trust me?
>>
>>375794
>>I can tell you my dream for Poland, I suppose.
>>
Waiting five minutes.
>>
>>375798
This
>>
>>375794
>I'm not incompetent enough to send you into another Stalingrad, alright?
>>
"I can tell you my dream for Poland... It is simple, really..."

>You, at the head of it.
>Poland, turned into werewolves so that we may defend ourselves against foreigners.
>...The way it was before the war.
>I want to bring back the monarchy of old...
>Write-In for Stojan's Dream.
>>
>>375811
>>I want to bring back the monarchy of old..
>>
>>375811
>I want to bring back the monarchy of old...
>>
>>375811
>You, at the head of it.
>Poland, turned into werewolves so that we may defend ourselves against foreigners
>I want to bring back the monarchy of old...

Essentially we want to be the monarch of werewolf Poland
>>
"I want to bring back the monarchy of old."

"What? That's a goddamned pipe dream. Who's going to rule this nation? Who's going to lead these people? Most importantly... What will happen to these people? Think about it. We're goddamned werewolves. We need to eat people to live."

After the Revolution...

>Well... Once this is all over, I just want to settle down with Ivanka, in my family's farm really. I don't have delusional dreams of leadership.
>Once this is over, I will personally protect Poland. I will lead it's armies as it's general.
>...I have grand dreams, I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king.
>Write-In

People.

>...I don't want to be a werewolf after this. Hopefully a cure will be found.
>...Maybe one day, werewolves and humans can co-exist?
>Please, humans exist to be preyed upon by their betters.
>Polaska deserves better then humans. It deserves strong, honest werewolves.
>Write-In
>>
>>375828
>...I have grand dreams, I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king.
>Please, humans exist to be preyed upon by their betters.
>>
>>375828
>...I have grand dreams, I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king.
>Please, humans exist to be preyed upon by their betters.
>>
"I have grand dreams. I want to be another Casimir the Great. I want to be king. And please... Humans exist to be preyed by their betters. The ruling class will of course be lycanthropes."

"...That's utter insanity."

"Is it?"

"It is, you want my men to get killed for your personal glory? Then, you want to persecute humans? We were all humans once, we have human families, how fucking well will that turn out?"

"Is that different from what you did in the S.S?"

"Damnit, it's not the same! The Juden are different! You want a ruling class of werewolves, to prey on humans? How long is that goddamned kingdom going to last before the common man realizes he probably has better odds fighting back?"

Actions.

>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>It'll last as long as you want it to.
>Grab him by the throat... His insolence has gone on long enough.
>On second thought... You sound like a spoiled child.
>What, are you sympathizing with humans?
>Write-In
>>
>>375849
>>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>375849
>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>375849
>You fool. Werewolves are true Aryans, you are just misguided. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3. Additional +2 if you can pose any good arguments to him, on why werewolves are better then men.
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
>Think about it we were created by the Germans to be the greatest soldiers ever on the face of the earth, and look at how much stronger and fast we are then humans
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
Werewolves are superior in every way. We make better warriors. We have better eyesight, strength, stamina! Hell, we evenI assume live longer!
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375855
Hitler was misguided. If only he had more werewolves such as I, then his rhetoric of racial superiority would be proven true and Germany would not have been partitioned like it is now and Berlin would stand not as a city of rubble but instead a city of perfect beings and beautiful structures.
>>
>>375858
13+5=18
vs
19+2=21

Well... You guys actually brought out a major thing in his personality and used it... So I'm gonna label this a Great Success.

Hot damn, are we all /pol/acks in here? I can already smell the shoah.

"...Werewolves are superior in every way. We make better warriors. We have better eyesight, strength, stamina! We live longer... Not to mention, Hitler was misguided."

You turn your back to him, and face towards the moon.
"If Hitler had more werewolves, the greatest soldiers ever, on the face of this earth... Then his rhetoric of racial superiority would be proven true, and Germany would not have been partitioned like it is now, and Berlin wouldn't stand as a city of rubble... But, instead as a city of perfect beings and beautiful structures."

He goes silent.

"...I... "

"Do you see my vision?"

"...I think your insane. But, I think you have a few good points."

"Such as?"

"Well, I won't argue we're better soldiers, but... From the way you say it, it's... Well, I just don't feel comfortable with the whole hunting humans thing yet. No one really is, besides you and Ivanka."

"...Why?"

"We're all still humans in the mind. None of us likes cannibalism, and from the way you sound when you talk about humans, you make it sound like they just exist to be eaten or worse."

Actions.

>Of course they exist to be eaten! Why do you think Germany gave you those muscles, those fangs... Those claws? (Charisma)
>...I just don't like humans, personally.
>I don't know why everyone thinks their still human. Why is that?
>Write-In
>>
>>375872
>>Of course they exist to be eaten! Why do you think Germany gave you those muscles, those fangs... Those claws? (Charisma)
>>
>>375872
If we can somehow create a new polish-german state I would be entirely behind it
>>
I love how Stojan started out just wanting to bring back the old regime, and he's gone full circle into a power fantasy.

Ah, power does corrupt after all!
>>
>>375872
>Of course they exist to be eaten! Why do you think Germany gave you those muscles, those fangs... Those claws? (Charisma)

Eh... I sort of lurk /pol/ and I use to go on it much more often then I do now, I just read some Horus Heresy books with Fulgrim in it and some of his dialogue is still stuck in my head which were I came up with my argument.
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+3, and an additional +2 if you guys can pose a good argument on the benefits of loving human cannibalism!
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375885
>So, have you ever had a pretzel...
>>
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375885
>Come on Leopold do you feel sad when you eat a fish or a cow, its the food chain the weak feed the strong
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>375885
We have all shed our human forms and evolved into beings of greater potential. If we must devour people similar to the imperfect forms we once possessed then so be it. It is simply evolution at work and evolution cares not for petty emotions.
>>
"We've all shed our human forms, and evolved into beings of greater potential. If we must devour people similar to the imperfect forms we once possessed, so be it. It is simply evolution at work, and evolution cares not for petty emotions. Besides... Have you ever had a Human Preztel?"

"No... But, honestly for a man like you, you don't really sound like you grew up with your father. He's a priest, isn't he?"

"He's a deacon."

"Ah. Sorry for going off topic here, but... This really isn't the words a son of a deacon would say."

>...You're not really religious. Not like your dad. (You are irreligious.)
>You're still a loyal catholic, of course.
>...You've listened a little to Ivanka's talks about atheism... You've actually come to agree with her. (Stojan is Atheistic.)
>I... I embrace our ancestors. The gods that made the ancient world so strong... The Norse pantheon. (Or Slavic, if you prefer.)
>Write-In
>>
>>375896
>>I... I embrace our ancestors. The gods that made the ancient world so strong... The Norse pantheon. (Or Slavic, if you prefer.)
Germanic pagan werewolves sound really cool
>>
>>375898
...Metal as fuck, anon.
Metal as fuck.
>>
>>375896
>You're still a loyal catholic, of course.

All we need is a way to put in werewolf Jesus...
>>
>>375898
+1 for metal Germanic pagan werewolves
>>
What the fuck is even happening.
Stojan went from a conservative catholic, to a fucking power-hungry, human-hating, metal as fuck, pagan werewolf.

But it's fucking awesome.
Someone, explain what is happening before our character is too cool.
>>
>>375909
Well I think it all started to g o downhill when we decided to make that guy a pretzel.
>>
>>375909
Stojan was a Polish soldier got infected with the furry virus but his body reacted so now he's a sociopathic, kinda cannibalistic pagan King

I just hope it's Slavic and not Germanic paganism
>>
"Please, I don't believe that old man's philosophy about the Crossed God."

"...You don't?"

"I am a worshiper of the old ways, right under his nose."

So, select a religion to convert to, I guess.

>Tengriiism..
>Slavic Paganism. (Be warned, I know jack shit about it, besides that it existed.)
>Norse Paganism.
>Sol Invictus...
>Hellenic Pantheon.
>Roman Pantheon.
>Write-In for any faith you want, while I get a shot.
>>
>>375918
>Slavic Paganism. (Be warned, I know jack shit about it, besides that it existed.)

It's like Norse paganism but switch some stuff like hammers with axes.
>>
>>375918
>>Norse Paganism.
Our respect for the warrior culture turned us on to it

>>375909
I think its just the people here right now have different ideas from people who were here earlier, they'll probably be pissed when they come back
>>
>>375928
Honestly, I considered at the beginning to stop since "muh morals" about human pretzel, But now, I just want to see where this train stops.

Ending voting in ten minutes.
>>
>>375933
I honestly didn't want the human pretzel or the sociopathic towards humans. I felt like it didn't fit the character to me that amoral but... What can yah do?
>>
>>375939
*be not me
>>
>>375939
Eh when you eat humans long enough your going to come to terms with it somehow, one of those ways just seems to be viewing them as lower animals
>>
>>375939
Don't worry anon, I already had an idea to cover up this whole sociopath arc, so once tomorrow rolls over and the moralfags are back, I'll give you a good reasoning on why you went sociopath for a few minutes and converted religions and shit like that.
>>
I'm switching my vote to Hellenistic. Slavic mythology isn't as cut and dry as I thought. The names are too complicated and they don't match up with Norse or Roman gods that well.
>>
>>375950
And that's why I don't know shit about it!

>>375939
Anon, please vote so I don't have to roll.
>>
>>375945
>It was all a dream
>>
>>375954
No, fuck you! That shit's too easy! I gotta make it complex and only strike when all the moralfags are asleep!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Hellenistic.
2=Norse.
>>
>>375957
pssst Im one of the moralfags, I just don't care right now
>>
"I follow the Greek Gods."

"What? Why?"

"They are the true examples of modern civilization! They bring honor, glory, and also naked statues of women!"

"What?"

"...Ignore that last part."

"Why the fuck are you a pagan, human hating, goddamn werewolf all of a sudden?"

You shrug your shoulders.

"I just felt like it, to be honest."

"Felt like it? How the hell does that work?"

"...Fuck, I don't know."

"Listen, you're kind of right, and in other aspects you are goddamned deluded. What about the refugees? What are you going to do about them? They're polish, so why should you hurt or prosecute a fellow countryman?"

Actions.

>...Mh... That's right. The refugees... And the resistance fighters. Perhaps you should take care of them.
>If they fight for you, you will spare them for the time being.
>Well... I don't know about you, but I'm fucking exhausted and I'm going to sleep now with Ivanka.
>Write-In
>>
>>375963
>>...Mh... That's right. The refugees... And the resistance fighters. Perhaps you should take care of them.
>>
>>375963
>...Mh... That's right. The refugees... And the resistance fighters. Perhaps you should take care of them.

And maybe talk to Pelevina about conversion to Lycanthropy
>>
It's time to give the final solution to the refugee problem. What do?

>...You should give a present to your wif- You mean, Ivanka. She's not your wife. Yet. Round them up and feed them to your wife and you.
>...The pack will grow in number tonight. Infect the women and children as well.
>...Hm... Order their execution via firing line.
>The pack is still hungry... Sic your men on them.
>No! You promised to protect them! What the hell are you doing?
>Write-In

And of course, about Pelevina...

Pelevina
>Leave her be.
>Infect her.
>Write-In
>>
>>375970
>No! You promised to protect them! What the hell are you doing?
Pelevina
>>Infect her.
>Make sure Ivanka is their
>>
>>375970
>...The pack will grow in number tonight. Infect the women and children as well.
>Infect her.
>Make sure Ivanka is there
>>
>>375970
>No! You promised to protect them! What the hell are you doing?
>Infect her.
>Make sure Ivanka is there
We really need to reel it in a little
>>
"No! I-I wouldn't harm them. I promised, and a lycanthrope's word is as good as gold."

He sighs.

"Good. I didn't want to harm innocent civilians tonight, Stojan."

"Yeah... Yeah. Listen, I'll catch you later, alright?"

"Listen... Stojan, thank you. I'll admit... I was slightly impressed by your speech... Imagining Berlin again.. Thank you for that. It... It brings something back to fight for, I guess."

He lets go, and you walk off to find Ivanka.

"Ivanka? Where are you?"

"Stojan? Do you need something?"

"Well... I decided to get Pelevina lycanthropy, finally."

"Oh, good. She's right by the refugee camp?'

You find her.

"Excuse me, but can I help you?"

"I'm Stojan, Ivanka sent me to fetch you."

"Oh, very well then."

You bring Pelevina back to your cabin.

"So, what is this about, Stojan?"

"Nothing much..."

You bring her into the cabin, and close the door behind you.

Actions.

>Offer her lycanthropy. (Charisma)
>...Whelp, infect her already, what are you waiting for?
>Write-In
>>
>>375983
>>Offer her lycanthropy. (Charisma)
>Have Ivanka here
>>
>>375983
>Offer her lycanthropy. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4.

Ivanka's already here, she just hasn't done anything yet.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>375988
>>
>>375991
Nnnniiiice
>>
>>375991
19+4=23

"How would you like to join Ivanka in lycanthropy?"

Ivanka cheerfully pipes in.

"You won't be disgusted by my eating habits anymore! Also, I won't salivate at the sight of you!"

"Yes, now would be nice."

"...Just like that?"

She whispers into your ear.

"Have you seen the way she looks at humans?"

You nod, and infect her. A few minutes later, her transformation's complete, and she gets up.

"Huh. It's not as bad as I thought."

"What's so bad about being a werewolf?"

"...Eating people? Having fur? That sort of stuff."

"Yeah, well... Just have fun, I guess."

She nods, and goes outside. Your wife seems rather happy, actually... Smiling.

"Wow, you're quite happy, aren't you?"

"...I just remembered your comment about having children."

Actions.

>...Right. Let's do it now, before we forget.
>...No, no. We don't have to do it now.
>...Just consider Pelevina to be our adopted daughter, alright?
>Write-in
>>
>>375997
>>...Right. Let's do it now, before we forget.
>>Consider Pelevina to be our adopted daughter, alright?
>>
>>375997
>...Right. Let's do it now, before we forget.

Seems like an appropriate way to finish the night.
>>
"Right... Let's consider Pelevina to be our adopted daughter... And let's get childmaking tonight!"

Roll me a 1d20+3, and then there we go.
>>
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>376005
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>376005
>>
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>376005
>>
>>376007
8+3=11

You preform... Decently, you guess.


And that's where I'm gonna end it for tonight. Come back next time, where Stojan either regrets or embraces what he became yesterday!
>>
Why the fuck did you goys turn stojan into a psycho

You ruined it niggas
>>
>>376066
I wasn't involved, too busy planning a Chinese invasion in another thread and some other shit. Trust me though we can recover.
>>
>>376093
I was too busy drinking last night to even notice what heresy was happening in this thread
>>
>>376108
Fair enough, how goes the civ thread by the way?
>>
>>376121
Pretty slow.. but Op is going to have an earlier session today so it might pick up
>>
>>376131
Best of luck, you always were my favourite tribe!
>>
Whelp, I'm back anons.

You wake up in the morning with Ivanka, when you hear a knock at the door.

"Who is it?"

"Karkmann, open up please."

You slowly get up, out of bed, and open the door.

"What is it?"

"Stojan, I've heard from Leopold that you were acting funny last night... And I believe I might know why."

"What? Why?"

"Well... Either you drank too much alcohol, which I doubt, or your testosterone levels overloaded for a brief time."

"...Well, I don't remember drinking anything last night."

"Good, good. Or bad. Now, as a professional doctor... Tell me if you regret anything from last night. If so, then your testosterone levels overloaded, most likely. Or you just became jaded."

Choices.

>I don't regret anything at all. (Stojan remains the same.)
>I think I might of gotten a little... Delirious last night, with Leopold, and my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
>>376309
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)


We aren't going so fucking insane amoral-fags be damned.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>376309
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
>>376309
>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
You rub your eyes. This wasn't exactly how you expected your morning to go.

"...Shit, I think I do regret a lot of stuff from last night."

"My theories are proven right again! Now... Tell me, what exactly do you regret?"

"First, let's sit down, it's a somewhat long story."

"Ja."

You pull up a crude chair you've made yourself, and begin telling him what you regret. He nods along with you, and seems to be taking notes.

>...I don't know why I liked hurting them. I don't know why I didn't stop. (Stojan is now jaded towards humans.)
>...Why the fuck did I turn him into a pretzel? (Stojan becomes less wrathful.)
>Why didn't I hurt them more? (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>Write-In.
>>
>>376309
>>What the hell? Were you drunk or something? Why did you become a sociopath? (Personality Change.)
>>
>>376335
>>...Why the fuck did I turn him into a pretzel? (Stojan becomes less wrathful.)
>>.. That soldier was only 17.. He had a family and I just .. turned him into a snack...

What have I become... my sweetest friend..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc&ab_channel=DFTranslateBR
>>
>>376335
>...Why the fuck did I turn him into a pretzel? (Stojan becomes less wrathful.)
>>
"Well... I turned two of them into human preztels."

"...Continue."

"...Not to mention... One of them was seventeen. He probably had family... I just turned him into a snack food."

He writes something down on a notepad, which you find strangely enough, is just him dipping a claw into a small tube of ink.

"Is that it?"

Choices.

>Yes, I believe so.
>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
>...I don't know why, but I think I told him I converted faiths, or something. (Change Stojan's Religion back to Catholic.)
>>
>>376353
>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
>>
>>376353
>>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)
Maybe get rid of the whole werewolf nobility thing.
>>
>>376353
>>I said a lot of shit with Leopold, mostly about my future. (Change Stojan's Dream.)

The whole thing needs to be erased
>>
>>376353
>>...I don't know why, but I think I told him I converted faiths, or something. (Change Stojan's Religion back to Catholic.)

Also this
>>
"Well, I think I said a lot of horseshit to Leopold."

"...Like what?"

"Well, I'm fairly sure I convinced him that werewolves are aryans, that sort of thing. Honestly, I think at that time I was fucking exhausted and probably drunk."

"...No one saw you drink any vodka yesterday."

"At a all?"

"None. But continue."

Choices.

>...I don't know why I said I wanted myself to rule. I'd rather just do something else.
>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>Write-In
>>
>>376372
>>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>>
>>376372
>>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>>
>>376372
>>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>>
>>376372
>>I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday, I don't know why I thought they only exist to... Well, be eaten. I'd have our two species do something else.
>>...I think I might of gone a little overboard with the whole Aryan thing.
>>
"...Well, I don't know why I hated humans so much yesterday. I don't know why I thought they only existed to be eaten by us. I'd rather have our two species do something else."

"Huh, interesting, interesting... Perhaps in another life I should of taken up psychology, Ja?"

"...I'm not really in the mode for joking, alright?"

"Ja, ja. I know."

Choices.

>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>I'd be happy with humans and werewolves... Uh, co-existing, I guess.
>I want to make all Poles werewolves, so no one can attack us again.
>Write-In
>>
>>376399
>I'd be happy with humans and werewolves... Uh, co-existing, I guess.
>I want to make all Poles werewolves, so no one can attack us again.

I can see a warrior caste of Lycanthropes to defend Poland whilst the majority or at least a substantial part of the population remain human.
>>
>>376399
>>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>376399
>I'd be happy with humans and werewolves... Uh, co-existing, I guess.
>>
>>376399
>>I want to make all Poles werewolves, so no one can attack us again.
>>Also, werewolves should rule humans, benevolently of course
>>
>>376399
>>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>>
Looks like more people want werewolves, so I'm going to spruce this up a little more.

>...I'd prefer honestly that werewolves rule. Humans are nice, I guess... But weak compared to us.
>I'd prefer co-existence. If that's even possible...
>Erh, well... I'd be happy just defending Poland from it's enemies.
>Honest Poles should be lycanthropes. I mean, after all, we've been through so much.
>Write-In
>>
>>376454
>>>...I'd rather just go back to being human, to be honest.
>>
>>376454
Well, looks like going back to human form wins.

"...Honestly? I'd rather just be human."

"I think most of us want that ourselves."

"Yeah.

"Well, is that it?"

"Well... I did go off a little about Aryans, kind of like you nazis. No offense."

"None taken."

Choices.

>...I think we're better the humans, still, that doesn't mean we should kill or prosecute them.
>Of course we're better then humans. I don't know why anyone would choose to be a human rather then a lycanthrope.
>I'd say we're equals.
>...We're bad compared to humans.
>Write-In
>>
>>376485
>...I think we're better the humans, still, that doesn't mean we should kill or prosecute them.
>>
>>376485
>>Write-In
We are better than humans in might
but I'd rather be human overall
>>
>>376506
This
>>
>>376485
>...I think we're better the humans, still, that doesn't mean we should kill or prosecute them
>>
>>376485
>I'd say we're equals. We may be stronger and bigger, but that doesn't give us a right to be dicks.
>>
>>376506
This, maybe if we could cure the dependency on human flesh.
>>
"We're better the humans in might... But I'd rather be human. For sake of mind, of course."

"Ja, interesting... Now, I have a... What is it in Polish... Question to ask you."

"What is it?"

"Do you consider yourself a nice man?"

>...Not anymore. No.
>Yes, I do.
>No, not really.
>Why are you asking?
>Write-In
>>
>>376527
>>376506
I'll change to this as well.
>>
>>376537
Yes, I do. But I think sometimes good people can do bad things.
>>
>>376475
>>376485
This guy voted twice mate
>>
>>376537
>>...Not anymore. No.
>>
>>376543
Son of a bitch. Changing the answer then in the character sheet.
>>
>>376537
>...Not anymore. No.
>>
>>376537
>Yes, I do.

We just try to make the best out of a gruesome necessity
>>
>>376537
>>Write-In
>I was... now because of earlier events I feel confused
>>
"...Not anymore, no."

You droop slightly.

"Mind if I ask what the professional thinks of me?"

"...Well, I don't know about you, but it's fascinating!"

"What is?"

"Cheer up. I wouldn't say you're insane, but I would say that you suffer at times from a slight... Personality change, if you will."

"...How so?"

"Well, right now I would say you're pretty normal. Showing regret and all that."

"Of course."

"However, I would also argue that in the future it's quite likely for this to pop up again."

"...Me going insane?"

He shakes his head.

"No! Not insane you fool! I think that at times, most likely during battle or during times when emotions run high, you tend to show, well... Two faces, if you will."

"Two faces?"

"Gottdamn it... I mean, you suffer from a slight multiple personality syndrome, most likely set on you when you transformed."

"...So I just have to blame my mind for going crazy?"

"Yes... And nein. What do you remember before going... Well, crazy?"

"...I think I got shot by a pistol."

"Ja! There we go mein Kreierung! You shifted personalities to deal with combat, one side would rather not get their hands dirty, so to speak."

"...Why?"

"...Ripping, tearing, and eating people isn't something well-suited to the sane of mind, to be honest. I have been taking plenty of notes on people here on how they adjust."

"...Great. I guess."

"Anything else to confess? I'm feeling like the damned priest now."

Actions.

>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>How can I prevent this in the future?
>So, erh... How are you doing?
>...What exactly are Leopold and the Germans doing? I have a feeling I don't want to know.
>Write-In
>>
>>376567
>So, erh... How are you doing?
>>
>>376567
>>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>>
>>376567
>>How can I prevent this in the future?
>>
>>376567
>>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>>
>>376567
>>So, erh... How are you doing?
>...You might of accidentally renounced Catholicism. Yeah, you take that back. (Change religion back to Catholic.)
>>
"Yeah... Well, I accidentally renounced Catholicism last night. So, yeah."

"Well... Why are you talking to me about that? I'm not the Gottdamned priest."

"...I don't know, honestly. I guess it's because you created me?"

"Created you? In a sense maybe, but now... If you'll excuse me... I've gotta run."

He gets up, and closes the door, and you can't help but shake your head remembering last night. You fall back into your sleeping mat with Ivanka.

"Comrade?"

"Ivanka, you're awake?"

"Da. I overheard what you said."

"Oh."

"Well, I just wanted to say I was worried about you for a minute. It wasn't like you."

"...I know. I'm trying to figure this out as we go along."

She cuddles up to you.

"Eventually, comrade Stojan."

You can't help but remember the people she's... Well, skinned. And she's worried about you?

Actions.

>...Sorry about calling you out on skinning and eating people. Kind of a dick move, to be honest.
>...Why did you skin and eat those people anyways?
>Remain silent, and receive cuddling.
>Write-In
>>
>>376612
>>...Sorry about calling you out on skinning and eating people. Kind of a dick move, to be honest.
>>...Why did you skin and eat those people anyways?
>>
>>376612
>...Why did you skin and eat those people anyways?
>>
>>376612
>>Remain silent, and receive cuddling.
>>
>>376612
>Remain silent, and receive cuddling.

When did Ivanka skin people?
>>
>>376623
A while ago, back on her first mission.
>>
You remain quite, and eventually fall asleep.

Resistance Actions. (1)

>Attack a Convoy!
>Bomb a target!
>Preform an assassination...
>Construct Something
>Raid for more Lycanthropes!
>Find a new black market.
>Move to a new territory.
>Research
>Write-In

Personal Actions.

>Talk to Ivanka.
>Talk to Borislav.
>Talk to Pelevina
>Talk to Father Nicolae.
>Talk to Leopold.
>Talk to Petrov.
>Talk to Karkmann.
>Talk to some of your soldiers.
>Write-In
>>
>>376662
>Preform an assassination...
>Talk to Leopold.
>>
Assassination wins.

You have three people you can target.

>A local general that has arrived to put down the rebellion. Upon killing him, Zgorzelec will be considered yours, and you receive the +1 Resistance Action.
>A highly decorated war hero from Moscow traveled here to help put down the rebellion. Upon killing him, morale of all conscripts in this sector will plummet.
>A female war pilot who served in Leningrad has traveled here on a propaganda mission, killing her will hopefully make the USSR more hesitant on sending heroes here.

Of course, what sort of assassination will it be?

>Assassination? You just want to infect them.
>The killing one.
>Character Assassination.
>Write-In
>>
>>376703
>A local general that has arrived to put down the rebellion. Upon killing him, Zgorzelec will be considered yours, and you receive the +1 Resistance Action.
>The killing one.
>>
>>376712
Seconding
>>
You eventually gather some information from some lesser-known contacts, and find that the local General is relaxing in the countryside alongside his men since the rebellion was put down.

Who to send?

>Ivanka.
>You will go.
>Petrov.
>Leopold.
>Nicolae.
>>
>>376727
>>Ivanka.
>>You will go
Best dates include dead soviets
>>
>>376733
This
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>>376727
>You will go.
>Nicolae.
>>
>>376727
>>Ivanka.
>>You will go.
>>
You and Ivanka set off to where the General's resting.

By about mid-day, you come to the camp... It's heavily populated, and you could easily infiltrate.

Actions.

>...You will infiltrate, you know enough Russian to get you by. (Charisma)
>Tell Ivanka to set up a sniping position from where you can observe the camp.
>...Sneak in with Ivanka. (Agility)
>...You brought two machine guns for a reason. Go in, guns blazing. (Machinegunning.)
>Write-In
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>>376755
>>Tell Ivanka to set up a sniping position from where you can observe the camp.
>>
>>376755
>...You will infiltrate, you know enough Russian to get you by. (Charisma)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Sniping Position.
2=Infiltrate.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for infiltration.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>376793
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>376793
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>376793
>>
>>376797
20+4=24

Critical Success!

You go into the camp, but one of the commissars stop you.

"Conscript! Report to the debriefing in the camp's center! That's an order!"

You give a lazy salute and jog off, and eventually get to the camp's center, where other conscripts have gathered. Out from what you identify as the command tent, is the General himself, adorned with medals, and with greying hair. He bears scars of war, and salutes his men.

"We've gathered here today to assemble a scout team. Now, I know in the past that those who enter the Black Forest... They don't tend to come back. I am sorry to say. But we need volunteers once more. Those who do raise their hand, join me in the command tent."

A few conscripts raise their hands, mostly injured and the young.

Actions.

>Raise your hand. You want to know what's inside that tent.
>No, even if it is a perfect chance.
>...Signal for Ivanka to take the shot.
>Write-In
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>>376807
>>Raise your hand. You want to know what's inside that tent.
>>
>>376807
>>Raise your hand. You want to know what's inside that tent.
Signal Ivanka to wait.
>>
You raise your hand, and you and the conscripts are rounded up into the tent. Inside, is a map of the Black Forest.

"Comrades. I am sorry to sign your death signatures, and I cannot assure you that your corpses will even be returned to where you came from. But, for your duty to the Union, I will personally make sure you and your families are compensated.

"W-What's the mission, sir?"

"In the black forest, is a group of rebels. We can't find them, and any recon team has gone dark. We assume that they are holding Ivanka Romanov hostage, and the NVKD commissars have been forcing me to send good damned soldiers into the forest to find her. Now, unlike other missions, I've decided that I will come along, due to the pressing matter of finding it."

"Sir? Isn't that risky?"

"You're damned right it is. But we've got to find that camp, and I don't feel like sacrificing men for a pipe dream. If we don't find it, then I will back your stories up so you all aren't executed for incompetence. Now, gather your weapons, or if you already have them, wait for the truck to come around to bring you into the forest."

This deal just got a whole lot sweeter. Quite a few conscripts leave the tent, leaving you and about four other conscripts alone.

>...Talk to one of the conscripts, why does this general want to be in the forest where he could get killed?
>...Step out back and transform.
>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>Grab something sharp...
>Signal for Ivanka where the General is, then motion for her to take the shot.
>Write-In
>>
>>376859

>...Talk to one of the conscripts, why does this general want to be in the forest where he could get killed?
Inb4 he loves Ivanka.
>>
>>376859
>>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes anons.
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>>376859
>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>>
>>376859
>>...No, you'll wait for the truck and get on it. This is a perfect chance to ambush the general.
>>
>>376868
This
>>
You wait for the truck to come around, and get on it. The general gets on, right next to you.

"Conscript? I don't think I remember you."

"Oh, I'm a new transfer."

"From where?"

"Erh... Moscow."

"Ah, well, pleased to meet you. Mind if I ask what your name is?"

"...Why are you getting friendly with me?"

"...If I send men to their death, I'd prefer to know their name."

Actions.

>...Stojan.
>Stojan Kopanski, sir.
>Fake name, go!
>Write-In
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>>376859
I'd like to see his face when Ivanka skins him, it'll be so sweet I bet
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>>376893
>Stojan Kopanski, sir. But people just call me Claw.
>>
>>376893
>>Stojan Kopanski, sir.
>>
>>376893
Donald Trumpski
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>>376893
>Vladimir Putin
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>>376893
>Donald Trumpski
>>
"It's Donald Trumpski."

"Really? Strange name."

The rest of the truck ride is mostly just the General highlighting some of his exploits... On the battlefield, or with women. Eventually you get to the Black Forest, and you all get off.

"Alright, conscripts. Get into squads of two, I'll be coming again soon with back up."

He gets back into the truck and drives off. Shit.

The conscripts begin organizing themselves into pairs... You see a few guys you could team up with.

>A conscript missing an eye, seems to be an old veteran.
>A rather young and eager conscript.
>A more reserved man, cautious and looking out for danger.
>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
>>
>>376936
>>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
I'm a friendlyfag, what can I say
>>
>>376936
>>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
He looks delicious
>>
>>376936
>A rather fat conscript, who seems to be rather good willed towards everyone.
>>
You approach the deliciou- You mean, plump and ju- No, fat conscript.

"Hi, I'm Donald Trumpski."

"I haven't met you then, so hi!"

"Want to be partners?"

"Sure, I guess. Why are you picking me though? There's arguably much better people to go on a suicide mission with."

Actions.

>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
>Just say that if something attacks you, you'd rather have him eaten first.
>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
>Write-In
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>>376958
>>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
>>
>>376958
>>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
>>
>>376958
>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
>>
>>376958
>>He looks like a pretty cool dude.
>>
>>376958
>>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
>>
>>376958
>Jokingly say he looks delicious.
>>
"You look like a pretty cool dude. Plus, you look delicious."

He laughs slightly.
"Thanks, Name's Moskiv." He puts his arms out to shake hands with you. You shake hands with him."

"Best to die in good company, right?"

"You've said it, now come on. Let's find us some rebels for the Union!"

You nod, and the two of you go into the Black Forest together.

"So, what's the odds looking like for our survival?"

"Honestly? We should be fine as long as we don't go too deep."

"Have you hunted before?"

"Nope, I just had a drunk uncle who constantly wandered into the woods."

"Huh."

"I think one time he was attacked by a Bear, but he gave it some vodka or something and tamed it somehow."

"How the hell do you give vodka to a bear?"

"I don't know. He wouldn't tell me the rest of the story before I got drafted though."

You nod your head... The canopy overhead turns dark, it seems like it's beginning to turn to night.

Actions.

>...Say you've got to use the restroom.
>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>...Why not scare him a little? Shapeshift in front of him.
>...See if you can't take his knife and try to cut his throat.
>No, continue on into the dark forest...
>Write-In
>>
>>377001
>>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>>
>>377001
>>No, continue on into the dark forest...
>>
>>377001
>>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>377001
>>...Grab something to knock him out with.
>>
You find a rather heavy branch, lift it up, and prepare to knock him out.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can knock him out.

You are also now only Sated. (+1 to all rolls.)
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377059
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377059
>>
>>377063
16+4=20

Success!

You club him in the head, and it takes a moment to register.

"Why?"

He falls to the ground, unconscious.

Actions.

>...Shapeshift, and eat him.
>...Shapeshift, and make another human preztel, this time with extra fat!
>Hide his unconcious body and find some other conscripts.
>Hide his body and find the general.
>Shapeshift and infect him.
>Write-in
>>
>>377078
>...Shapeshift, and make another human preztel, this time with extra fat!
>>
>>377078
>>Shapeshift and infect him.
>>
>>377078
>>...Shapeshift, and make another human preztel, this time with extra fat!
>>
>>377078
>Hide his body and find the general.
>>
>>377078
>Hide his body and find the general.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
>>
>>377103
Shit, forgot to put the list.

1=Hide Body.
2=Pretzel Time.

Jeez anons, even the dice wants you to turn evil.
>>
>>377081
seconded
>>
>>377108
Fucking hell
>>
>>377111
This. He's a nice guy anons I don't want no more human pretzel.
>>
COMRADE STOJAN MUST HAVE HIS PRETZELS
>>
>>377125
Stojans favorite pretzals are the delicious human pretzals.
>>
You begin twisting him into a pretzel, and the process is incredibly painful. You can't help but feel some slight happiness at this, and once it's finished, you have a rather fat looking pretzel. Moskiv looks at you with pleading eyes, and mouths out help.

Actions

>...Eat him.
>...What exactly does skinning humans taste like?
>...See how far you can take this. (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>No, fucking snap out of it, what the hell are you doing? Maybe you can infect him and everything will be alright?
>Shit, fuck... Kill him painlessly, what the hell are you doing?
>...Snap out of it, try to dissemble the human pretzel. Even though it's probably not going to work.
>Write-In
>>
>>377132
>No, fucking snap out of it, what the hell are you doing? Maybe you can infect him and everything will be alright?
>>
>>377132
>>...Eat him.
You're not that sadistic........ yet
>>
>>377132
>>...Eat him.
Damage is already done
>>
>>377132
>Shit, fuck... Kill him painlessly, what the hell are you doing?

Just end it.
>>
>>377132
>Shit, fuck... Kill him painlessly, what the hell are you doing?
>>
>>377132
>>No, fucking snap out of it, what the hell are you doing? Maybe you can infect him and everything will be alright?
>>
>>377132
>...Eat him.
>>
>>377132
>>377138
Changing my vote to infect him
>>
>>377152
Its not going to fix his broken bones anon, plus he's going to hate us and attack us as soon as he can
>>
>>377165
Apologize roll tho.
>>
>>377165
You know it'll probably break more with how intense the transformation is.
>>
>>377165
I don't want this to become edge quest. We shouldn't have turned him into a pretzel anyways since it serves no tactical purpose.
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>>377170
If someone did that to me I wouldn't give a shit if he apologize
>>
>>377170
Just sat sorry kill him quickly and then eat him
>>
You could always just yell it's a "Just a prank bro."
>>
>>377178
>>377174
This.
Maybe we nat 20 a charisma roll.
>>
>>377172
This, I really need to stop going out of tab until the Amoral voters fuck off into their own quest.
>>
Anons, calm down.

I'll let you guys roll a 1d20+3 with charisma to apologize, alright?
>>
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377197
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377197
I mean we did just do a dick move that was nothing but dickish but okay.
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377197
>>
>>377186
Exactly my feeling.
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>>377203
What's done is done though, just put him out of misery and move on
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>>377207
>>377182
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>>377207
The fat man seems to very forgiving, it might just be fear though.
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>>377207
Well shit I guess he's fine with being a pretzal
>>
>>377217
Clearly it was his fetish. And he was gay. That and he LOVES pain.
>>
>>377207
20+3=23

Critical Success!

"D-Don't worry, it's just a prank!"

He laughs.

"I-It is good joke, comrade... Could you let me out? It hurts like h-hell."

He doesn't really notice that your a werewolf. Probably because the pain's disorienting as hell.

Actions.

>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>...Well, uh... Apologize and say you have to get some smokes. And never return.
>Infect him, maybe that will make it better?
>...Leave him and go.
>Uh... Well, just kill him painlessly. It's probably for the best.
>Write-In
>>
>>377233
>>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
>>
>>377233
>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
>>
>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>>
>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>Infect him, maybe that will make it better?
>>
>>377242
this too
>>
>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>Infect him, maybe that will make it better?
>>
>>377233
>>...Well, put him out of his misery. Eat him.
or
>>Uh... Well, just kill him painlessly. It's probably for the best.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for how well you can put him back together.
>>
>>377233
>Erh... Well, try to dissemble the pretzel.
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
Humpty Dumpty
>>
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
Watch this nat 1
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
>>
>>377257
fuck you
>>
>>377257
Top kek
>>
>>377257
You fucking fuck
>>
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>>377257
Kek
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>>377257
we have made him into even more of a pretzel; turning his entire body into a double helix bent into the shape of a pretzel. He is lightly salted and menaces with spikes.
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377250
>>
>>377257
Damn.

1+3=4
Critical Failure!

You attempt to straighten him out, but all you end up doing is making him more of a preztel. At this point, you'll have to forcibly break legs and arms to free him.

>...Do it. (Strength)
>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
>Shit, just eat him already.
>Put him down.
>Write-In
>>
>>377278
>>Shit, just eat him already.
>>
>>377278
>>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
BUTTERED PRETZEL
>>
>>377278
>Put him down.
>>
>>377278
>Shit, just eat him already.
>>
>>377278
>>...Do it. (Strength)
>>
>>377282
This
>>
>>377291
>>377282
Anon pls switch. Don't let sadist fags win..
>>
>>377278
>>Shit, just eat him already.
Come on anon, you're just torturing him now
>>
>>377278
>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
>>
>>377285
This
>>
>>377299
Lets be honest here, we cant save the guy at this point.
>>
>>377278
>...Maybe you can find something to make him more slick? Check him for things.
switching to this.
>>
Don't we have a general to kill anons? Stop wasting time and just end this
>>
You search him for anything that could help this situation. You find luckily enough, a butter ration.

"W-What's taking so long?"

"Calm down, I'm just... Uh. Searching for something I dropped."

You now have a stick of butter.

Actions.

>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>Eat the butter!
>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
>Write-IN
>>
>>377323
>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377323
>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
>>
>>377323
>>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
>>
>>377323
>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377323
>>...Put it on him and eat him and the butter.
Oh my god just end this moralfags we have a job to do and all were doing is wasting time
>>
>>377323
>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377334
Well maybe you shouldn't have rolled a crit fail edgelord
>>
>>377323
>>Use the butter to help free him! (Agility)
>>
>>377334
Not a moralfag, it's just we're intentionally being a dick. Stojan, didn't seem like that kinda character.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2.
>>
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377346
>>
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377346
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377346
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377342
Maybe we just should have ate the guy three choices ago anon

fine heres a nat 20
>>
>>377352
19+2=21

Good Success!

You successfully free Moskiv from being a human pretzel, and he falls flat, and is covered in butter.

"I don't want to ever move again."

"Why?"

"...My joints feel like they don't exist anymore, and I can't fucking see anything. Also, I smell like butter."

Right...

"...No hard feelings?"

He laughs in the dirt.

"No, it's fine. It's just reminded me of my childhood."

"...Oh."

He remains motionless.

"You ok?"

He lazily puts a thumb up, which falls back down. Suddenly, in the distance you hear a series of gunshots, and a roar of a bear.

Actions.

>Infect Moskiv.
>Make sure you didn't break anything. (Intelligence.)
>No, leave the guy behind, he doesn't need any more pain.
>...Eat him.
>No man left behind, shift back, which will hurt like hell, and haul him back to the truck.
>Write-In
>>
>>377383
>>No, leave the guy behind, he doesn't need any more pain.
>>
>>377383
>>...Eat him.
>>
>>377383

>Infect Moskiv.
>>
>>377383
>>Infect Moskiv.
>>
>>377383
>...Eat him.
>>
>>377383
>>No, leave the guy behind, he doesn't need any more pain.

An overweight Russian covered in butter? No! That would just turn Stojan into a fat ass.
>>
>>377388
Changing to eat him so we can just move on
>>
I'm confused.
So you guys free him from being a pretzel, but now want to eat him immediately afterwards?

...What the fuck is the logic behind that?
>>
>>377398
This
>>
>>377408
I just want to move on and deal with the general and the rest of the troops
>>
>>377408
Turns out you just like blood, not torture
>>
>>377412
Says the guy who voted on turning him into a pretzel to begin with
>>
>>377408
3v3 mang.
We're a fucking mess
>>
Just eat him or leave him dammit, we're here to kill a general not for this fat lard
>>
>>377421
Ya and I wanted to eat him right after and be done with it but you literally dragged this out for four or five moves
>>
We wouldn't have had to drag this out if we weren't so obsessed with pretzels and being edgy
>>
>>377441
This. Especially the morning thing.
>>
>>377432
I voted to just kill him and I switched to infecting him when eating was going to win. Diabetes isn't a good perk to have.
>>
Sorry anons, but I'm going to veto the eat him option. I personally think that makes no sense. I don't want to be a moral anon, but honestly I see this as being edgy for no reason, especially since Stojan's steeped in regret after last night's escapades.
I'm just going to say you leave him behind.
>>
You close in, and nearly eat him. What the fuck are you doing? Jesus, you're losing it, you just fucking made this guy a pretzel, then freed him, and now you want to eat him? You flee into the forest, to hunt down the general.

You head back to where you got off, and see the General, alone save for the truck, smoking a cigarette. In the other hand, he's reading a very small map.

Actions.

>...Pounce him. (Agility)
>Sneak up behind him, and grab him. (Stealth)
>...Fuck it, HUSSAR CHARGE him! (Strength, +1)
>...Shift back into human form and close up to him... You have something to report, after all... (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>377473
>>...Shift back into human form and close up to him... You have something to report, after all... (Charisma)
Lets take him back to camp for interrogation
>>
>>377473
>...Fuck it, HUSSAR CHARGE him! (Strength, +1)
>>
>>377473
>>...Fuck it, HUSSAR CHARGE him! (Strength, +1)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for charging.
>>
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377499
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377499
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377499
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377499
>>
You rush out of the forest at a full sprint, and the General sees you, and yells.

"Werewolf! Call HQ!"

He rolls to the side in face of your charge, while the truck drives away beeping it's horn.

"Trump?"

It seems he recognizes you, and hesitates.

"Trump! Cease your madness! You fight for Russia, not for the werewolf rebels in the woods!"

It seems he's trying to reason with you.

Actions.

>For Poland! (Strength, +1, but next turn suffer a -1)
>Try to slash at him with your claws! (Agility)
>Open fire with your M249 (Machinegunning, HARD)
>Pounce him! (Agility, HARD)
>Demand his surrender, or his death! (Intimidation, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>377526
>>Demand his surrender, or his death! (Intimidation, VERY HARD)
He has info we can use, we can kill him after we get it
>>
>>377526
>>For Poland! (Strength, +1, but next turn suffer a -1)
>>
>>377526
>For Poland! (Strength, +1, but next turn suffer a -1)

Is Ivanka nearby to help?
>>
>>377526
>>For Poland! (Strength, +1, but next turn suffer a -1)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377544
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377544
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377544
>>
>>377554
20+5=25
Critical!
vs
20+6=26
Critical!

Both of you charge at the same time, and he draws his Cossack saber. The two of you are effectively in a deadlock, and none can gain ground, both of you are injured from this. (-15 HP), but you do think that you infect him...

Actions.

>Attempt to infect him! (Agility)
>Try to gut punch him! (Strength, HARD)
>Don't risk breaking the deadlock! (Strength)
>Attempt to bite him or something! (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>377566
>>Attempt to infect him! (Agility)
>>
>>377566
>Don't risk breaking the deadlock! (Strength)
>>
>>377566
>>Don't risk breaking the deadlock! (Strength)
We're here to kill him remember?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for breaking it.
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377595
>>
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377595
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>377595
>>
>>377607
13+2=15
vs
4+3=7!

Good Success!

You swipe the saber from his hand, and he is left disarmed save for his pistol. He attempts to fire a few shots at you, but you maneuver behind him and grab him by the arm, twist it, and force him to drop it.

Actions.

>Finish it with a decapitation! (Strength)
>Whelp, nothing like eating a general whole! (Strength)
>Break his arms, so he can't fight back. (Strength)
>Knock him out. (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>377620
>>Break his arms, so he can't fight back. (Strength)
We need his information on troop locations, potential threats and targets, and how much their able to reach that other dimension
>>
>>377620
>>Whelp, nothing like eating a general whole! (Strength)
>>
>>377625
This
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>>377620
>>Break his arms, so he can't fight back. (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377638
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377638

First roll for this here quest. Watch me crit fail
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377638
>>
>>377650
18+4=22
vs
20+3=23
Failure!

You attempt to grab him, but you feel a sharp pain in your leg, and see that he had a boot knife, and stabbed you straight in the leg with it. (-10 HP) He grabs you by the arm, and twirls around you, locking your and and making you unable to fight him. Shit.

"Surrender, and I will have mercy!"

Actions

>Try to knee him! (Agility)
>Headbutt! (Strength)
>Fuck, fine! You don't want to get another broken arm!
>Tell him you were confused, and apologize for attacking him. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>377680
>>Headbutt! (Strength)
>>
>>377680
>>Headbutt! (Strength)
>>
>>377680
>>Headbutt! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377701
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>377701
>>
>>377704
14+4=18
vs
1+3=4

Overwhelming Success!

You headbutt him, and he hits the ground hard. You look, and see that you've knocked him out.

Actions.

>Eat him, of course.
>This asshole stabbed you! You gotta vent some rage on this guy. (Stojan becomes more wrathful.)
>Break his neck and leave.
>Meh, kill him painlessly, if you can. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)
>Kidnap him for later interrogation.
>Write-In
>>
>>377722
>>Eat him, of course.
>>This asshole stabbed you! You gotta vent some rage on this guy. (Stojan becomes more wrathful.)
>>
>>377722
>Meh, kill him painlessly, if you can. (Stojan becomes a little more kind.)
>>
>>377722
>Kidnap him for later interrogation.
>>
>>377722
>Impale and dismember him.

We can go night lords on this and make this really gruesome to haunt the Soviets.
>>
>>377722
>>Kidnap him for later interrogation.
>>
>>377740
We can do that after we get information out of him
>>
>>377737
changing
>>
>>377740
This one works too, we can be Stojan the implaer
>>
>>377722
>Kidnap him for later interrogation.
>>
>>377722
>>Kidnap him for later interrogation.
>>
You kidnap him, and flee the scene! The truck driver drives off, and after an hour of walking, you find Ivanka again, trying to track you down. She gives you a hug, then motions towards the General.
"What exactly do you plan to do with him?"

"Interrogate, and then kill him."

You haul the general back to camp, and you notice that quite a few of the russian Conscripts are giving the unconcious general salutes, even Petrov. Though that's most likely because of the general's rank. Leopold watches, slightly entertained.

You decide to interrogate him in your cabin, and Ivanka goes outside. You set him in a chair. He eventually wakes up.

"Where am I?"

How do you plan to do this interrogation?

>...Torture. (Stojan becomes a little more cruel.)
>Bribery... What would he like to know...
>...Offer him mercy if he tells you some vital information. (Lie. Charisma)
>Offer him mercy if he tells you some information. (Charisma.)
>Hang on, you want to vent some frustration out on him... Then actually get to interrogating. (Stojan becomes more wroth.)
>Write-In
>>
>>377782
>>Offer him mercy if he tells you some information. (Charisma.)
>>
>>377782
>>...Torture. (Stojan becomes a little more cruel.)
>Bring in father as the good cop
Carrot and stick anons
>>
>>377782
>>...Torture. (Stojan becomes a little more cruel.)
>...Offer him mercy if he tells you some vital information. (Lie. Charisma)
>>
>>377782
>Offer him mercy if he tells you some information. (Charisma.)
>>
>>377782
>...Offer him mercy if he tells you some vital information. (Lie. Charisma)
>...Torture. (Stojan becomes a little more cruel.)
>>
>>377782
>>377802
changing to
>...Offer him mercy if he tells you some vital information. (Lie. Charisma)
After all, we were going to be killing him anyway. No torture though. Just a bit too edgy.
>>
>>377782
>...Offer him mercy if he tells you some vital information. (Lie. Charisma)
>...Torture. (Stojan becomes a little more cruel.)
>>
Torture. Great.

You sit down.

"General?"

"...What is it?"

"You can either tell me information essential to the cause... Or I begin torturing you. If you tell me, I'll let you go."

Roll me a 1d20+3, additional +2 modifier if you can point out why he should tell you.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377815
I'd rather not torture you, but I'm sure a man as high up as you has heard the reports... and trust me some of my companions would love to have their hands on you.
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>377815
>I have plenty of time to keep doing this since your superiors are already assuming your KIA
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>377815
>You're alone here general, cooperate with us and we promise you nothing will happen to you
>>
>>377819
18+5=23

Good Success
"General... I have plenty of time to torture you. I'd assume you have heard the reports, and let me say... Cooperate with us, and I promise nothing will happen to you."

He sighs.

"I know how these things work, conscript. I tell you, and then you have to kill me, because you wouldn't target me only to know troop movements or something like that. You would do that to one of my men. You want to kill me so the Soviet army won't suppress your movements, or make an example out of me so no conscripts get any idea about heroics."

Actions.

>No, no... Not at all!
>...That is how these things usual work out. But not this time, I assure you.
>You are right... I am sorry, general.
>You served your country faithfully. You should be proud, general.
>Write-In
>>
>>377837
Jesus christ
The fucking american posters are sadistic fucks

>>377837
>>Write-In
Why dont we just infect you
You will be dead in the eyes of russia
>>
>>377837
>>You served your country faithfully. You should be proud, general.
>>Write-In
>You would do well in my army if I can expect the same amount of service out of you
>>
>>377837
>>...That is how these things usual work out. But not this time, I assure you.
Despite our appearances, your side is more monstrous than us. I'll just infect you instead. Nothing horrible, merely a scratch, and you'll be let free.
>>
>>377837
>>You are right... I am sorry, general.
Kill him quickly then throw the dismembered body to their camp
>>
If were going to take him in then put him in charge of all the Russian Companies
>>
"Despite our appearances... We have more efficient means of disposing of prisoners. I'll infect you instead, nothing horrible, merely a scratch and you'll be set free."[/b[

"That's reassuring. In a sense."

"Now... Tell me what I want to know."

"Alright. What do you want to know?"

"First off, are the Soviets moving more forces into Zgorzelec?"

"No, they are reinforcing the Berlin Wall at this time."

"Good, good. Any targets or threats?"

"In a sense. Since Barracks 0-24 was destroyed, Stalin has invited strange people... G-D-I, I think that's what they are called... To boost his military production and research."

"...Interesting.

"He continues to fund some sort of strange project. I'm not honestly sure what it is, but Stalin is intent on producing something the Nazis invented. I'm not sure what it is, to be honest. He should be funding more nuclear bombs, that is the way of the future!"

Actions.

>Ask another question...
>...Well, it's time to dispose of him. Now, to follow your word or just kill him...
>Thank him for his cooperation, and offer him some vodka.
>Write-In
>>
>>377888
I love you text formatting.

Never change.
Never.
Just Text Format my writing up senpai.
>>
>>377888
>>...Well, it's time to dispose of him. Now, to follow your word or just kill him...
>>
>>377888
>>Thank him for his cooperation, and offer him some vodka.
>>
>>377888
>>Thank him for his cooperation, and offer him some vodka.
>>
"Well, thank you for your cooperation."

You hand him a bottle of vodka.

"Thank you, comrade."

He hugs quite a bit of it down, then puts it down.

Actions.

>...Whelp, kill him.
>Kill him. Painlessly if you can.
>Infect him, he cooperated.
>Whelp, time for operation, Impalement.
>Write-In
>>
>>377926
>>Infect him, he cooperated.
>>
>>377926
>>Infect him, he cooperated.
>>
>>377926
>Infect him, he cooperated.
>>
>>377926
>>Infect him, he cooperated.
>>
>>377926
>>Whelp, time for operation, Impalement.
>>
"Now, I recommend taking a deep breath, this hurts like a motherfucker."

He nods, and you scratch him. You leave the room to let him transform, and to get yourself more vodka. You thank yourself for not resorting to torture, even if you originally planned it out.

After a while, you head back in the room and see the General, who stretches.

"Thanks, conscript. My back hasn't felt this way in years!"

"Oh, uh. Good, I guess."

"Yep, plus, maybe I have a shot at the ladies again!"

"...Jesus, when you were younger you were a womanizer, weren't you?"

"Aren't we all?"

"...Not really."

"Well, conscript, ha-"

He looks over your shoulder... Right at Petrov.

"Excuse me, sonny... But is that Petrov Vladislavovich?" He angrily glares straight at Petrov, and Petrov actually backs away slowly.

Actions.

>Yeah, what about him?
>...Oh no, just because he betrayed your side doesn't mean you can get angry at him, general.
>I'm not a conscript, it's Commander Stojan to you.
>Write-In
>>
>>377952
>>I'm not a conscript, it's Commander Stojan to you.
then
>Yeah, what about him?
>>
>>377955
This
>>
>>377952
>>I'm not a conscript, it's Commander Stojan to you.
>>Yeah, what about him?
>>
"It's Commander Stojan."

"Ah, so you gave me a fake name then, earlier. My name is Dementyev, and that right there, is one son-of-a-bitch who's gonna wish he never left his mother's womb."

"Wait, why?"

"Besides betraying me and my command for the Americans, he's a goddamned team-killing asshole."

Actions.

>...That's true enough. Let Dementyrev do what he wants.
>No, no infighting in your ranks.
>...Well, you intended for the conscripts to be commanded by Dementyrev... You should probably tell Petrov to step down.
>Write-In
>>
>>377966
>>...That's true enough. Let Dementyrev do what he wants.
>>
>>377966
Put Dementyev in charge of all Russian troops and let him replace Petrov with a man of his choice
>>
"Alright then, just don't hurt him too bad."

"You got it."

You walk away, and you remember you wanted to talk to Leopold again... Right.
You find him towards the edge of camp, reading a book.

"Where did you get the book?"

"Found it during a raid, commander."

Actions.

>...So, about last night...
>Please tell me you don't believe werewolves are true Aryans now, alright?
>So... Uh. Is that book any good?
>Write-In
>>
>>377993
>>...So, about last night...
>>
>>377993
>>...So, about last night...
>>Please tell me you don't believe werewolves are true Aryans now, alright?
>>
"...So, about last night..."

"What do you want to ask?"

"Well... What exactly did you agree with?"

"...Well, after some more searching... I'd say I agree on most of what you said."

"Most of?"

"Well, it's clear we are in fact, superior to humans... The apex predator, if you will. But that doesn't mean we should be dicks to them, that will just show we're brutish monsters. We're capable of great things... Another Germany. Another homeland."

Actions.

>...Yeah, disregard everything I said last night, alright? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Of course... Humans are second-class citizens anyways...
>...Why don't we discuss my Dream a little more?
>Erh... I doubt another Germany, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>378034
>Of course... Humans are second-class citizens anyways...
>>
>>378034
>Of course... Humans are second-class citizens anyways...but I agree not being dicks.
>>
>>378034
>>...Why don't we discuss my Dream a little more?
BRING BACK POLAND'S MONARCHY
>>
>>378034
>>Of course... Humans are second-class citizens anyways...
>>...Why don't we discuss my Dream a little more?
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>378034
>...Yeah, disregard everything I said last night, alright? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
"Of course, humans are second class citizens anyways... Say... Why don't we discuss my dream a little more?"

"Very well. Tell me, then."

He puts the book to the side, and waits.

"...Well, ask a question."

"...What exactly is your stance on religion? I remember you saying you weren't catholic before."

>I was drunk last night, I am catholic.
>I misspoke on what my religion was.
>I am still a believer in the Hellenic Gods. (Switch to Hellenicism, and at this point I'm just gonna say you secretly worship them.)
>Write-In

Also...

>Religion shouldn't be a part of the state.
>Religion should be controlled by the state.
>The state should be controlled by religion.
>Werewolves are obviously blessed by God to be among his chosen... Why else would he make humans so weak, and us so strong? (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>378071
>I was drunk last night, I am catholic.
>Religion shouldn't be a part of the state.
However, I would still see Berlin restored, and would hope to see Poland and Germany uniting Europe... under your and my lead, of course.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>378071
>I was drunk last night, I am catholic.
>Religion shouldn't be a part of the state.
>>
>>378080
Sounds fine
>>
>>378103
yeah if we make it that far we can just appoint him governor of Germany.
>>
"I was drunk last night... I am catholic. And I personally believe in a secular state."

"Ah. I thought you were a little intoxicated when you brought up that little bit about the statues."

"...Don't remind me. But I would still see Berlin restored, and I would hope to see Poland and Germany uniting Europe... Under your and my lead, of course."

"Ja. Sounds wunderbar, kommandant."

"Yes. It does."

A few moments of silence goes by.

"...You know, I find it funny."

"What?"

"About a year ago, if you did your revolt, we would of been enemies. Now, you sound... Well, similar to Hitler. In fact, shockingly similar. Back in the bunker, you never really made me think you were a fascist or anything."

Actions.

>I am not a fascist! Take that back!
>...We share many similarities, me and Hitler.
>...Why do you think I'm a fascist?
>Write-In
>>
>>378135
>Write-In

"Hitler believe that the German people were superior to other humans, even though physically they were the same.

I am different since I am advising that a physically stronger, faster species could be classed as the Ubermensch."
>>
>>378135
>Write-In
I'm not ashamed to say that I found Hitler a strong leader, and a damn good one too. However, I do wish for Polish Independence, and perhaps leaning on ideals other than monarchy might be for the best.

We /pol/ now
>>
>>378147
We droppin' red pills son.
/qst/ is /pol/and now.

All hail Stojan, the /pol/ack.
>>
>>378152
QM, I found /pol/ a cesspit before now... but I'm starting to agree with a lot of what they've said. You're a goddamn missionary.
>>
>>378161
Oy Vey, I've been found out!
I fucking love how both Dragon Quest and this quest is basically us liking Hitler.
In Ren's case, Hitler is his senpai.

"Hitler believed that the German people were superior to other humans, even though physically they were the same. I am different since I am advising that a physically stronger, faster species could be classed as the Ubermensch. I'm not ashamed to say however, that I found Hitler a strong leader, and a damned good one too. I just want Polish Independance however."

He nods.

"...So just wondering... How far are you willing to take this? Who will you, and who will you not hurt?"

Choices.

>Whatever it takes, Leopold.
>I'm willing to take quite a few liberties for Poland.
>...I am hoping I will not have to sacrifice too much for Poland.
>Write-In
>>
>>378176
>Whatever it takes
>>
>>378176
>Write-In

"I don't know, I have changed much in recent times and will certainly continue to change. I will sacrifice what I think is worth it but I won't know what I will sacrifice until it comes up."
>>
>>378176
>I'm willing to take quite a few liberties for Poland. But like you said, that doesn't mean being dicks to humans. Just killing enough to survive, and fighting like any soldier would.

Trying not to go moralfaggy, cuz I still loved the Ivanka shit.
>>
>>378183
oh shit, this.
>>
"I don't know, I have changed much in recent times and will certainly continue to change. I will sacrifice what I think is worth it but I won't know what I will sacrifice until it comes up."

"That certainly is true. I remember you at the beginning... Wanting old Poland. Just wondering... What changed you?"

Actions.

>...You don't know.
>You realized that... Well, being a creature of death is actually pretty cool. And edgy.
>...Well, you just... Matured more?
>...You met Ivanka.
>Write-In
>>
>>378192
>>...Well, you just... Matured more? We're fucking werewolves, I think we're allowed to change our opinions.
>>
>>378192
>Write-In
"It could be making a human into a pretzel, getting a girlfriend, becoming a werewolf or something else. Hell it was probably just a delayed part of turning into a werewolf."
>>
"...I just matured. We're fucking werewolves, I think we're allowed to change our opinions. Or you know, it could be turning people into pretzels, g-"

"Pretzels?"

"Yeeahh... Pretzels. It could also be getting a girlfriend, becoming a werewolf. Or you know, just be the delayed part of turning into one."

"...Yeah, probably the delayed part to be honest."

"Yeah. Now, toss another question at me."

"Well, erh... What's your stance on the USA? Or at the very least, about that General that calls once in a while?"

Actions.

>They've helped out in the past.
>They're assholes.
>They're... Honestly, you don't know what to say.
>Write-In
>>
>>378212
>>They've helped out in the past. They keep away from us, and we're good. After all, Europe belongs to Europeans.
>>
>>378230
Pretty much if they stick on their side of the ocean then we'll be fine
>>
"They've helped out in the past. They keep away from us, and we're good. After all, Europe belongs to the Europeans."

"Alright, I guess."

"Anything else?"

"N-"

It begins to rain, complete with thunder clouds.

"Son of a bitch. Hang on."

He rushes off with his book, and into his cabin. He comes out a few minutes later.

"Say, I was wondering... How come you two get the fun?"

"...Fun?"

"Yeah, most of us just sit back at home waiting for something to happen. It's goddamned boring here to be honest, and we don't get to do much."

Actions.

>...Well... Why don't we do something? I'd be up for it.
>Well, that's your own problem.
>Hopefully that will be remedied soon.
>Write-In
>>
>>378261
>>Hopefully that will be remedied soon.
We need to train the troops more and get Leo Dad and new guy some upgrades
>>
>>378261
>>...Well... Why don't we do something? I'd be up for it.
>>
>>378261
>>...Well... Why don't we do something? I'd be up for it.
>>
"Why don't we do something then?"

"Sure, I guess... Erh. What exactly do you want to do?"

Actions.

>Well... Maybe you could help me pedal my dream to the citizens of Walbryzch?
>Well, we could always go for some more pack members... Let's attack a place.
>You hungry? I know a great place to get a bite to eat...
>Write-In
>>
>>378285
>How about you and me and the new guy go rob a train
>>
>>378289
This
>>
>>378285
>How about you and me and the new guy go rob a train
>>
>>378289
HELL YES
>>
"Why don't you, me, and the new guy rob a train?"

"Sure, we haven't really done that in a while."

You take Leopold, Dementyev, and yourself and head down to the railroad tracks in the rain.

You see a few trains you could hijack.

>...A civilian passenger train... Maybe you could get some gifts for Ivanka?
>A more... Luxurious looking passenger train, complete with the communist star and all. It seems to be more protected however.
>A civilian commercial transport train, carrying what seems to be stone and other non-essential supplies..
>A lumber train.
>>
>>378307
>A more... Luxurious looking passenger train, complete with the communist star and all. It seems to be more protected however.
>>
>>378307
>>A more... Luxurious looking passenger train, complete with the communist star and all. It seems to be more protected however.
Go big when we get back lets build some thing for the camp
>>
>>378307
>>A more... Luxurious looking passenger train, complete with the communist star and all. It seems to be more protected however.
>>
>>378307
>A more... Luxurious looking passenger train, complete with the communist star and all. It seems to be more protected however.
>>
Looks like VIP train wins.

You decide to hijack it... Remember, no Pole.

Now, roll me a 1d20+2 for getting on the train. Additional +2 if you can come up with a good quote for hijacking a train.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378317
>Lets get this plan off the rails
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>378317
Lets hope these people are ready to, get railed...
>>
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>378317
I doubt anyone on that locomotive is well TRAINED.
>>
>>378323
14+4+18

Great Success!

"Come on guys, Iet's get this plan... Of the rails."

You land on the top of what seems to be the train section of... The kitchen. You smell meat, fine wines, vodka, and rich chocolate coming from inside.

Actions.

>...Climb down, and shapeshift into your suit. It's time to network the shit out of this place. (Charisma)
>Climb down, and kick open the door. (Strength)
>See if you can squeeze through a window. Somehow. (Agility, HARD)
>...See if you can enter another section of the train.
>Write-In
>>
>>378335
>>...Climb down, and shapeshift into your suit. It's time to network the shit out of this place. (Charisma)
We Batma- I mean Stojan
>>
>>378335
>>...Climb down, and shapeshift into your suit. It's time to network the shit out of this place. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if the kitchen crew will let you in.
>>
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378340
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378340
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378340
Come on let us in
>>
>>378349
19+4=23

Great Success!

You bang on the door, and one of the crew members opens up.

"How can I help you, sir?"

"Hang on..."

Actions.

>Bring everyone down here with you... And transform.
>Go solo, you'll do this in your human form without rampaging. Even if it's not as much fun.
>Write-In
>>
>>378356
>>Bring everyone down here with you... And transform. "This is a Hijacking."
>>
>>378356
>>Bring everyone down here with you... And transform.
They need to get levels more then we do
>>
>>378356
>Bring everyone down here with you... And transform.
>>
"Hang on. Guys!"

They drop in next to you.

"This is a hijacking."

The crew puts their hands up.

Dementyev says something.

"We aren't going to harm the crew, right?"

Actions.

>Of course not, they may be humans, but they're just civilians.
>...For the revolution! Infect them!
>Well, I hope your all hungry...
>Write-In on what to do with the kitchen crew.
>>
>>378374
>>Well, I hope your all hungry...
>>
>>378374
>>Of course not, they may be humans, but they're just civilians.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Eat the Crew.
2=Leave them be.
>>
>>378374
>>Well, I hope your all hungry...
>>
>>378374
>>Of course not, they may be humans, but they're just civilians.
>>
You decide to eat the crew.

"...If you count eating them as harming them."

He sighs.

You pounce straight onto a female cook, and rip out her throat. The cooks begin to yell, and Leopold gleefully joins in, ripping through quite a few of them. Dementyev however, has hesitantly grabs a servant, and breaks their neck. Eventually the crew is killed, and you begin stuffing your face with human meat... It tastes amazing as usual, and your fairly sure your tail is wagging. Dementyev however, is hesitant, and hasn't eaten his prey yet.

Actions.

>Are you going to eat that?
>Come on man, they're just humans. (Charisma, HARD)
>What's with the white-knighting for the civilians anyways?
>Meh, that's his problem.
>Write-In
>>
>>378439
>Come on man, they're just humans. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>378439
>>Come on man, they're just humans. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3, additional +2 if you can give some good reasoning to eat human meat to the new guy.
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>378452
>Its just part of the food chain man, do you cry when you eat a cow or a pig?
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>378452
>>
>>378452
>>378462
Explain to him we need to eat humans to survive. We're not monsters, just wanting to live.
>>
>>378462
20+3=23

Critical Success!

"Come on man, it's just part of the food chain. We're on the top, and humans are below us. Do you cry when you eat a cow or a pig?" You say in-between mouthfuls of one unfortunate man's spleen.

"No."

"So why should you feel that way to a human? Come on, dig in!"

He nods, and starts chewing up some human.

By the end of your feasting on the kitchen staff, you burp loudly. Everyone's laying on the floor, which is basically a mini-pool of blood.

Leopold says something.
"...Man. We should do this more often."

"Yeah... There's what... Five more cars left? Not to mention the left over food here."

Leopold licks his mouth at the thought of it.

"Well... No use laying on the ground, come on. Let's get going."

"Fine... What should we do to the kitchen food in here?"

"What's here?"

"Wine, Vodka, some chocalates, some steak and other stuff like that."

Actions.

>...Let's eat it!
>Nah, you prefer human meat over that stuff.
>You should probably take some of that stuff as a gift to Ivanka... Now, where's a box you can use?
>Write-In
>>
>>378477
>>Write-In
>Come back for it, raid the rest of the train first
>>
>>378482
seconded
>>
"Nah... Let's leave that stuff for later. We can come back for it."

"Alright."

Everyone gets off the bloody floor, and you have two train cars you can enter.

>...The one behind you, seems to hold passengers who haven't noticed the demise of the kitchen crew, and some werewolves on their train.
>Ahead, you can smell Vodka and smoke. It seems to be a bar.

Also, how will you enter said room?

>Meh, shapeshift into human form and enter it, then bring your friends into it.
>Nah, remain in lycanthrope form. It'll be entertaining to see if they open it or not.
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>>378490
Send Leopold to the passenger car
Us and Dem go to the bar
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>>378496
sure
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You send Leopold to the Passenger car...
You and Dem go into the bar, where it seems like... Well, it looks like all the patrons don't notice you, even in your werewolf forms.

Actions.

>...What alcohol do they serve?
>Whelp, time to rampage! (Strength)
>...Erh, see if you can just get to the car next to this one.
>Infect some people!
>...What happens if you dip your claw in a drink? It does have some lycanthropy toxin on it, maybe you could give the drink to people to infect them?
>Write-In
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>>378520
>>...What happens if you dip your claw in a drink? It does have some lycanthropy toxin on it, maybe you could give the drink to people to infect them?
Might as well test it
>>
>>378520

>...What alcohol do they serve?
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>>378522

I'll switch.
Wonder why there are less people here than normal. Inb4 all your readers are Turks
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>>378527
We're way pass the Bump Limit. Won't make a new thread because of Dragon Quest tomorrow.

You order some vodka, and dip your claw in it, and pass it to some guy. They drink it, and... Nothing happens. Well, damn.

Actions.

>...Drinking time.
>...Time to RIP AND TEAR! (Strength)
>Just get to the car next to this one.
>Infect some people.
>...Eat some people, because why not? (Agility)

You are currently Well-Sated (+2 on rolling.)
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>>378542
>Infect some people.
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>>378542
>Infect some people.
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>>378542
>>Infect some people.
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You decide to infect some people by some minor scratching, and within a few minutes, a few of the patrons are hungry werewolves... Suddenly, someone from the kitchen car opens.

"Oh my god! Werewolves are on the train and are eating everyone!"

The patrons look to you and your small horde of seven werewolves.

Actions.

>That's racist! (Charisma)
>...That's your cue. Show the new guys how to properly eat a human being. (Agility)
>...Tell the new guys to just restrain the cabin, you'd like to get everyone in the cabin infected... (Agility)
>Write-In

There are about 54x patrons in here.
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>>378565
>>...Tell the new guys to just restrain the cabin, you'd like to get everyone in the cabin infected... (Agility)
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>>378565
>That's racist! (Charisma)
We cant help that were like this, GOD! Such intolerance you bigot.
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>>378570
Werewolf Lives Matter to!
>cue you guys trying to eat someone while yelling racism.
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>>378570
this
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>>378570
This
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Roll me a 1d20+4.

Additonal +2 modifier if you guys can prove how the humans are keeping you down, how their racist, or how it's their fault for tasting good.
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>>378570
Lets go with that

>>378527
If its any consolation, theres probably the usual lurkers like me still hanging around
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>378582
>So your just saying that because of how we look, you don't even know me and your saying im going to kill people? You sir are a hateful bigot
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378582
THE SYSTEMS KEEPING US DOWN, you cant expect to just not follow our instincts! You people aren't racists are you?!
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378582
>Whenever anybody sees a werewolf it's all, "Don't eat me!" and "Stop eating me" and you know what? I'm tired of it! A man's got to eat, right? Well a werewolf needs to eat too!
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>>378602
#Werewolves Lives Matter
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>>378602
#Triggered

I'm fucking... I'm fucking dying from laughing.
Writing here in a little bit.
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"I'm sick of it! Whenever anybody sees a werewolf it's all "Don't eat me!" and "Stop eating me!" and you know what? I'm tired of it! A man's got to eat, right? Well, a werewolf needs to eat too, you humans!"

You say this inbetween mouthfuls of the the passenger who got in the car, and the crowd cheers, yelling "Down with Racism, and Werewolf Lives Matter."

Actions.

>Yeah! Now, if you guys want to prove you aren't racist, you'll allow me to eat you! (Charisma)
>Yeah, come on! We'll fight the fascists in the next cart! (Charisma)
>Give a speech to the crowd, about how you are an oppressed species and how WE WUZ KANGZ. (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>378622
>Give a speech to the crowd, about how you are an oppressed species and how WE WUZ KANGZ. (Charisma)
WE WUZ WERWOLVES
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>>378622
>>Give a speech to the crowd, about how you are an oppressed species and how WE WUZ KANGZ. (Charisma)
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>>378622
>Give a speech to the crowd, about how you are an oppressed species and how WE WUZ KANGZ. (Charisma)

The crit made it so much better.
#werewolfsneedtoeat
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Roll me a 1d20+4, and an additional +2 if you guys can give me some more propaganda for WLM.
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378643
You're a fucking white male! Privileged cisgender normie scum!
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>>378645
You're fucking white males. Correction
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378643
WE RULED DA WORLD, HUMANS ARE KEEPING US DOWN! WE WERE EXPLORING THE STARS!
>>
This quest is officially property of fucking /pol/ now.

You clear your throat.

"Humans! You're all fucking white males!"

"But I'm female!"

"You especially! You all have human privilege, you oppressing normie scum! Us werewolves ruled the world! Humans are keeping us down! WE WERE EXPLORING THE STARS!"

The crowd at this point is cheering you on.

Actions.

>Give an example of HUMAN INJUSTICE (Charisma)
>Claim that Werewolves can do a human job just as well as a human! (Charisma)
>Demand vengeance for the shooting of werewolves in the USSR! Claws up, don't shoot! (Charisma)
>Tell them highly inaccurate facts about Human on Werewolf crime! (Intelligence)
>Write-In
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>>378673
>>Tell them highly inaccurate facts about Human on Werewolf crime! (Intelligence)
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>>378673
>Demand vengeance for the shooting of werewolves in the USSR! Claws up, don't shoot! (Charisma)
My fucking sides when /pol/ spread from dragon quest to this one.
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>>378688
The curse of any quest I run, ever.
Hell, I could probably run a quest about fucking kobolds, and next thing we know we're purging the dwarven juden or some shit.
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Facts!
2=Demand vengeance!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for FACTS!

Bonus +2 Modifier if you guys can give me an example of HUMAN INJUSTICE
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>378727
Every five minutes hundreds of WEREWOLVES are being gunned down by SOVIET PIGS and they was good boys just trying to help da community and get dem scholarships
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>378727
Did you know the Holocaust wasn't jews, BUT WEREWOLVES! And that everyday 3 gorrilion werewolves are SHOT by racist soldiers!
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>378727
I knew from the very beginning this quest was /pol/. I was very surprised when a German wasn't chosen as the character.
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"Did you know the holocaust wasn't Jews, but instead WEREWOLVES! And that everyday, 3 gorrilion werewolves are shot by racist soldiers, who are just trying to help the community, and get scholarships in the Moscow University or, even the Moscow Dance University?"

The crowd yells angrily to the heavens. The want blood.

Actions.

>...Infect them with lycanthropy so they won't be racist anymore! (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Give an example of HUMAN INJUSTICE (Charisma)
>Claim that Werewolves can do a human job just as well as a human! (Charisma)
>Demand vengeance for the shooting of werewolves in the USSR! Claws up, don't shoot! (Charisma)
>This is stupid. Just eat them all.
>Write-In
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>>378776
>This is stupid. Just eat them all.
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>>378776
>Demand vengeance for the shooting of werewolves in the USSR! Claws up, don't shoot! (Charisma)
>>
>>378776
>>...Infect them with lycanthropy so they won't be racist anymore! (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
>>378776
>...Infect them with lycanthropy so they won't be racist anymore!(Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for dropping red pills.
Additional +2 if you give them Werewolf Redpills.
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378804
Did you know that not only are werewolves stronger and faster, but were also the most attractive?
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378804
>>
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>378804
Gas the Humans, race war now
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>378804
>Werewolves cannot be racist because they are the minority. We have been socially oppressed and deserve reparations. We're doing you a favor in making it so you can't be racist anymore.
>>
16+6=22

Good Success!
"Did you know that not only are werewolves stronger and faster, but are also the most attractive?"

This apparently gets the drunken protestors to agree, and you now have a train car full of about fourty drunken werewolves, who are angry and want vengeance.

What do?

>Attack the oppressors in the next cart!
>Go back to check on Leopold!
>You'll just go to the next room normally.
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>>378854
>>Go back to check on Leopold!
>>
>>378854
>Attack the oppressors in the next cart!
While we then
>Go back to check on Leopold!
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>>378854
>Attack the oppressors in the next cart!
>>
You order the horde of werewolves to attack the next cart over and to take them prisoner, while you go back to check on Leopold. As you cross the Kitchen's car, you come into the passenger car and... Well, see that signs of a battle was fought. Eventually you find Leopold... Drinking some vodka, and laying down on the ground with a rather large stomach.

"Leopold? You alright?"

"Ja. Just had some problems with some conscripts."

"What happened to the passengers h-"

"Ate them, or killed them."

"Oh, well. Mind if I ask how it went down?"

"...Yes. I got angry for a second once I got shot in the shoulder, next thing I knew was a bottle of vodka in my hands, and I was fucking full."

He burps.

"Want some?"

Not one to refuse alcohol, you take a sip of the vodka... Which tastes quite great.

"They even had some Rakija, which I already drank."

Actions.

>Keep your head in the game, no need to be a beserker like your ancestors, Leopold.
>Good! Our enemies will fear you on the battlefield! (Leopold becomes more wroth, and will become a beserker.)
>You shouldn't eat an entire cart of humans. You're not Ivanka, man... Also, save some for the rest of us.
>Write-In
>Write-In
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>>378911
>>Good! Our enemies will fear you on the battlefield! (Leopold becomes more wroth, and will become a beserker.)

Non-autistic Claw. I approve
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>>378911
>>Keep your head in the game, no need to be a beserker like your ancestors, Leopold.
Better if an officer doesn't become a berserker
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>>378911
>Keep your head in the game, no need to be a beserker like your ancestors, Leopold.
>You shouldn't eat an entire cart of humans. You're not Ivanka, man... Also, save some for the rest of us.
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>>378911
>Good! Our enemies will fear you on the battlefield! (Leopold becomes more wroth, and will become a beserker.)
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.
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>>378945
This
>>
1=Keep your head in the game.
2=Beserker

Why the fuck did I not put the list? Abort doesn't like me, it seems.

"Good, our enemies will fear you on the battlefield!"

He burps in agreement, and you help him up.

"Come on, there's fighting in the carts ahead."

You go into the carts ahead, since that passenger one was apparently ahead of the caboose, and finally get to the place where you ordered your lycanthropes to attack. Remarkably, there's no bullet-holes or anything like that. It seems to be a barracks, and the soldiers inside (Not conscripts, remarkably enough!) have been taken prisoner in a rush by your lycanthropes, who demand their death.

What do?

>...Well, why not make examples out of these racists? Impale them on something. (Stojan's alignment changes in response...)
>Meh, just eat them.
>Infect them! You need more soldiers!
>Throw them off the train!
>Write-In on what to do with the captured soldiers.
>>
>>378968
>>Infect them! You need more soldiers!
>Persuade them that it is the right thing to do
>>
>>378968
>Ask their opinion of WLM, depending on their answer is what we'll do.
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>>378974
This. Say that they can atone for being oppressors by becoming werewolves.
>>378975
Also this
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>>378968
>>Infect them! You need more soldiers!
SJW Stojan is not good...
>>
>>378968
>Meh, just eat them.
>>
"What's your opinion on WLM?"

"What the hell is that?"

"Do werewolf lives matter?"

They look confused, then one of the more senior soldiers come forward.

"What in the fuckin' hell are you talking about?"

"Well, you can atone for being oppressors by joining the pack."

"What? What pack? Are you guys some sort of cosplayers?"

How to describe the pack?

>It's the best experience you'll ever have! Let me show you... (Charisma, HARD)
>Trust me, It's a good thing. (Charisma)
>...How dare you call us cosplayers! Eat them!
>Give them a speech on why they werewolves are oppressed. (Charisma.)
>Write-In
>>
>>379007
>>It's the best experience you'll ever have! Let me show you... (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>379007
>It's the best experience you'll ever have! Let me show you... (Charisma, HARD)
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>>379007
>>It's the best experience you'll ever have! Let me show you... (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>379007
>It's the best experience you'll ever have! Let me show you... (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4, also, a +1 modifier if you can describe what being part of the Pack is like.
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>379024
It's like, being kangz, an shit
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379024
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379024
>>
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379024
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379018
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>>379049
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>>379049
A one!
On a hard roll!

"Why don't I sh-"

You get a bottle of vodka directly in the face, and you get knocked back, glass shards in your face. (-15 HP)

"Shut it, wolfboy. We're not gonna be fuckin' actors for yer' shitty play or whatever."

You growl, and feel rather angry. Fucking glass shards hurt after all.

Actions.

>Alright, never mind. Forcibly transform them. (Agility)
>Oh, that one veteran guy fucking has it coming, 1v1 me, commie.
>...Kill them. Kill them all.
>Quickly! Use this is a stance for SOCIAL JUSTICE! (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>379070
>Oh, that one veteran guy fucking has it coming, 1v1 me, commie.
>>
>>379070
>>Alright, never mind. Forcibly transform them. (Agility)
>>
>>379070
>Alright, never mind. Forcibly transform them. (Agility)

Except the ring leader. He dies.
>>
>>379070
>>Oh, that one veteran guy fucking has it coming, 1v1 me, commie
>>
>>379087
agreed
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for infecting
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>379094
>>
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>379094
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>379094
>>
>>379109
20+3=23

Critical Success!

In nearly an instance, you cut nearly... Key word, nearly every soldier in the room, infecting them instantly. Their transformation is slow, and eventually come back as loyal soldiers... To you, of course.

You feel the pack has grown, and therefor strengthened. Select one upgraded.

>Ravenous Horde: Your pack's metabolism speeds up, and it gets more upgrades, but needs to eat more.
>Infection: Your pack can infect others with lycanthropy, turning them into loyal followers of you.
>Lessened Hunger: Your pack has less of a need to eat humans.
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>>379147
>>Infection: Your pack can infect others with lycanthropy, turning them into loyal followers of you.
>>
>>379147
>Infection: Your pack can infect others with lycanthropy, turning them into loyal followers of you.
Werewolf apocalypse when?
>>
>>379147
>>Infection: Your pack can infect others with lycanthropy, turning them into loyal followers of you.
>>
Infection wins!

Your pack now has the ability to infect. This will greatly help you... And most likely lead to a snowball effect.

Of course, there's this one veteran left, who you've singled out for a reason.

"Eh? Why'd the hell are they all cosplayers now? Who the hell are ya?"

Actions.

>Set Claws to: Maul. (Agility)
>Sic the pack on him. He won't stand a goddamned chance.
>Order someone to infect him.
>Hang on... Did someone say... Human pretzel? (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>379181
>>Sic the pack on him. He won't stand a goddamned chance.
>>
>>379181
>Hang on... Did someone say... Human pretzel? (Strength)
>>
>>379181
>>Sic the pack on him. He won't stand a goddamned chance.
>>
>>379181
>Sic the pack on him. He won't stand a goddamned chance.
>>
You order the pack to tear him to pieces, and in matter of seconds he's torn apart to pieces, and quickly devoured.

Now, for the next room. You look out, and see that the passengers have boarded it up, and one conscript is trying to derail it.

Actions.

>Send your lycanthropes to rush them.
>...Well, you'll spearhead the assault on that cabin. First, take care of the conscript.
>Order your lycanthropes to take up arms...
>Write-In
>>
>>379197
>...Well, you'll spearhead the assault on that cabin. First, take care of the conscript.
>>
>>379197
>...Well, you'll spearhead the assault on that cabin. First, take care of the conscript.
>>
>>379197
>>...Well, you'll spearhead the assault on that cabin. First, take care of the conscript.
>>
You open up the cabinet door outside, and the conscript nearly has derailed it.

"Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?"
You see the conscript is rather young, and lacks a fire arm. It seems he's part of the infamous "Lack of Guns" conscripts.

Actions.

>...Cut a deal with him. You'll let him live and not be a werewolf, in exchange he won't derail it.
>...Cut a deal with him, you'll let him live and not be a werewolf... In exchange, he won't derail it. (Lie)
>HUSSAR CHARGE him off the train! (Strength, +1)
>...Are you sure you want to sacrifice yourself for the people in that train car? (Charisma)
>...Don't derail it, or I will kill you very, very painfully. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>379218
>>...Don't derail it, or I will kill you very, very painfully. (Intimidation, HARD)
>>
>>379218
>>...Are you sure you want to sacrifice yourself for the people in that train car? (Charisma)
>>
>>379218
>...Don't derail it, or I will kill you very, very painfully. (Intimidation, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3.
>>
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>379248
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>379248
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>379248
>>
>>379252
17+3=20
vs
4+2=6

Great Success!

"Don't do it kid. Or, I will kill you, very... Very... Painfully."

He gulps, and considers his options. He could jump for it, into the middle of nowhere during winter. Or he could risk getting killed by you.

Actions.

>Don't jump kid, you won't make it. (Charisma)
>...Go ahead, I don't really care.
>Try to grab him before he jumps. (Agility)
>Help him off... HUSSAR CHARGE him off. (Strength, +1.)
>Write-In
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>>379280
>>Don't jump kid, you won't make it. (Charisma)
>>
>>379280
>>Try to grab him before he jumps. AND INFECT HIM. (Agility)
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>>379280
>Don't jump kid, you won't make it. (Charisma)
>>
>>379280
>Try to grab him before he jumps. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for charisma!
>>
>>379280
>>Try to grab him before he jumps. AND INFECT HIM. (Agility)
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379301
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379301
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379301
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>379301
>>
>>379309
8+4=12

Failure!

"Don't do it kid... You won't mak-"

He goes to jump off the train, taking his chances with the ground rather then... Well, a giant werewolf who probably just killed every cabin behind him. At this speed, it's about a 75% he's going to hit something at a high speed.

Actions.

>Try to grab him anyways! It won't end well if you fail, however. Well, for him anyways. (Agility, HARD)
>Let him jump, who cares? It's his funeral.
>...Jump and try to shield him from the ground... You might be slightly an asshole, but you aren't about to let that kid die.
>Write-In
>>
>>379337
>>Let him jump, who cares? It's his funeral.
>>
>>379337
>Let him jump, who cares? It's his funeral.
>>
>>379337
>Let him jump, who cares? It's his funeral.
>>
Whelp. He rolled a one.

He tries to jump, but the ice formed on the metal pathway beneath him just causes him to slip onto his head. You'd laugh at his incompetence at jumping, but right now you have more pressing matters.

"...Shit."
He slams his head into the metal, realizing that he's truly fucked.

Actions.

>...Well. That's anti-climatic as hell. Step over the kid and move on.
>...You can always use another snack.
>Just toss him off.
>Infect the guy.
>Write-In
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>>379369
>Give him to the pack
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>>379369
>>...Well. That's anti-climatic as hell. Step over the kid and move on.
>>
>>379369
>>Infect the guy
>>
Waiting five more minutes, anons.
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>>379369
>...Well. That's anti-climatic as hell. Step over the kid and move on.
>>
>>379369
>Infect the guy
>>
Hey anons, what happened to the moralfags from earlier? I thought they wanted Stojan to return to normal. Did they just leave?
>>
>>379414
Must have gone to sleep the majority of them.
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>>379414
Well I guess I was one of them. I just kinda figured it was a lost cause and ran with werewolf superiority.
>>
>>379414
I think this is relatively normal. Sure he doesn't want to kill, but the kid was being a moron. Infect him and move on.
>>
>>379414
Ehh we've kinda got an okay balance of murder and mercy I guess? I mean we aren't going full Human Pretzel time so its mostly okay
>>
You step over the kid, and infect him. You try to open the door to the other car, but it's locked and barricaded... Damn it.

Actions.

>HUSSAR CHARGE it! (Strength, +1)
>See if your pack can't overwhelm the metal door!
>...Demand that the people inside let you in, or else. (Charisma, HARD)
>See if you can't pry the door open with your claws. (Strength, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>379447
>HUSSAR CHARGE it! (Strength, +1)
>>
>>379447
>>HUSSAR CHARGE it! (Strength, +1)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6
>>
Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>379471
>>
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>379471
>>
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>379471
STOJEN SMASH
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>379471
>>
>>379478
15+6=21

Good Success!

You back up into the next car, and charge forward, smashing straight into the door and sending the barricades flying. The people inside attempt to get to the other side of the train car.

Actions.

>Send your horde in here, infect only.
>Send your horde in here, to devour everyone inside.
>Nah, you can do it on your own... Whatever you plan to do.
>Write-In
>>
>>379501
>>Send your horde in here, infect only.
>>
>>379501
>Send your horde in here, infect some, eat some. Can't let your werewolves go hungry after all.
>>
>>379501
>Send your horde in here, to devour everyone inside.
>>
>>379522
+1
>>
>>379505
seconded.
>>379501
QM, was just reflecting on said earlier moralfaggotry. I think I and others just wanted to not be a dick to the fat guy.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Infect.
2=Eat and infect.
>>
You send your lycanthropes in, and order them to infect everything that moves. After a few minutes, you have a horde of nearly one-hundred and fifty lycanthropes... This could snowball easily.

You are at the front of the train, and you can see in the distance Walbryzch... You of course, make sure to infect the conductor, and well... You have a choice.

Actions.

>Nah, your good right now and you'd rather not really attack a city.
>...The pack must grow. Attack the city once the train pulls up into it's station.
>Write-In
>>
>>379529
This is true. I felt genuinely bad for him. I wanted to infect him but people just got riled up I guess.
>>
>>379559
>>...The pack must grow. Attack the city once the train pulls up into it's station.
Worse comes to worse were just sacrificing some new blood
>>
>>379559
>...The pack must grow. Attack the city once the train pulls up into it's station.
Were about to start the werewolf apocalypse at this rate
>>
>>379559
>...The pack must grow. Attack the city once the train pulls up into it's station.
>>379565
Agreed. I imagined Stojan as someone nice to his friends, but not a man you'd want to cross. Not that I didn't like the butter crossreference tho.
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The train pulls up to the station...

How will your attack go?

>Ignore civilians, unless they attack you.
>Do not loot houses, or harm civilians.
>Infect civilians.
>Kill civilians, and eat them.
>Do whatever you feel like towards them.
>Write-In
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>>379596
>>Infect civilians but don't loot their shit.
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>>379596
>>Infect civilians.
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>>379596
>Infect civilians.
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Your horde gets off the train and begins infecting civilians waiting for the train. A massive panic starts among the civilians.

Roll me a 1d20 for how many civilians you infect.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>379621
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>379621
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>379621
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>>379623
19

The shock is sudden enough where at least most of the civilians have been infected, the few escapees flee into the street, and your pack grows further, to about 250 lycanthropes. It seems the army hasn't really responded yet, and there are a few places your horde could target.

>Target a nearby apartment building to increase your horde.
>There's a warehouse not too far away from here... What could be in it?
>...There's a park not too far, which is under direct soviet control... Your pack must feed.
>Go straight for the city hall.
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>>379641
>>Go straight for the city hall.
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>>379641
>There's a warehouse not too far away from here... What could be in it?
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>>379649
Fuck it, fine
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>>379641
>>There's a warehouse not too far away from here... What could be in it?
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You send your pack towards the warehouse, and find an arsenal of firearms... It should prove useful. The civilians unfortunate enough to be in your path are infected and join the pack, which sends your numbers to about 276. It seems the city has realized an attack is going on, and is beginning to mobilize...

Actions.

>Send the pack to start infecting houses and other residential areas.
>Send the pack to go straight for the mayor's office.
>Send the pack to go straight for the park where the Soviets are.

Your pack is beginning to hunger, and will suffer a -1 on rolling.
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>>379659
>>Send the pack to go straight for the park where the Soviets are.
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>>379662
supporting
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>>379662
Agreed. Let's go eat some dinner eh?
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You send the pack straight down to the park, and you see a few... Well, problems. First off, the Soviets have tanks, and you didn't bring yours. Second, the soviets have an easy time gunning down your lycanthropes, due to the number of them.

Actions.

>Rush one of the tanks, and try to get into the metal meat box on treads! (Strength!)
>Try to overwhelm the tanks in numbers!
>...Hm, send Leopold, he'll hopefully plant dynamite and get away.
>...Order the pack to ignore the tanks and target the human soldiers for a good nomming.
>You want in on dinner... Go in and attack the humans.
>Write-In

It is now Night, and your pack gets a +2 modifier.
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>>379671
>Try to overwhelm the tanks in numbers!
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>>379671
>>Rush one of the tanks, and try to get into the metal meat box on treads! (Strength!)
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Overwhelm.
2=Personally nom tanks!
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Roll me a 1d20+1 for overwhelming.
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Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>379705
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Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>379705
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>379705
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>>379714
17+1=18

Good Success!

The tanks try to back away, but eventually someone opens the hatch, and everyone inside is devoured in instants. The next few tanks follow, and the soviets try to fall back. You find a microphone nearby... It seems the Soviets were about to announce something... Prehaps you should announce something instead?

>Nah, you'd rather not.
>Tell the civilians to stay in their homes, and they won't be harmed.
>...Tell the civilians to wait for lycanthropication.
>Tell the civilians to present their fattest family members outside their homes, covered in butter and other condiments. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>379736
>...Tell the civilians to wait for lycanthropication.
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>>379736
>...Tell the civilians to wait for lycanthropication.
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>>379736
>>...Tell the civilians to wait for lycanthropication.
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"Citizens, please wait in your homes while an officer of the law comes around... If you do not wait in your homes, we cannot guarantee your safety."

Hopefully that doesn't alert anyone to the fact that the "officer of the law" is... Well, a werewolf. And not a police of-

Wait a minute.

You feel... Well, a surge strength... Prehaps you have dominion over enough werewolves to upgrade...

Stojan has evolved! Evolutions are essentially the character's genetics upgrading, and tend to basically be tiers. Stojan is a Alpha Mk1. Stojan's personality will not be changed by this.

Select from the following.

>BATTLE EVOLUTION: Alpha Mk2: Stojan becomes much bigger, about 16'4', but cannot pounce or sneak due to his size and weight. Stojan cannot transform between human or lycanthrope, but gains serious bonuses. Stojan will also receive an upgraded HUSSAR CHARGE. Stojan will also gain a massive boost to HP.(+3 Strength, +2 Determination, and a +2 Charisma when speaking to lycanthropes, but a -2 to Agility. Stojan's HP is increased to 300.)
>ALIGNMENT BASED: Warlord Mk1: Stojan becomes slightly stronger and bigger, to about 9'4', but he gets increased willpower and much more charisma. (+2 Determination, +3 Charisma), but he grants much more independence to his lycanthropes, and they will be able to leave your service if they dislike you.
>DEVOLUTION: Beta: Stojan will become smaller, to about average lycanthrope size, weaker, but much faster and more agile. Stojan will get a (+2 Agility, +1 Intelligence, but suffer a -2 to Strength, and a -1 to Determination.). Stojan will also have his HP halved, and Commanders can now attempt to usurp Alpha Position.
>Remain the way you are... Evolution will be stunted and grant you a slight penalty to your two highest statistics until you evolve.

Alignment: Pragmatic Expander.
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>>379803
>BATTLE EVOLUTION: Alpha Mk2: Stojan becomes much bigger, about 16'4', but cannot pounce or sneak due to his size and weight. Stojan cannot transform between human or lycanthrope, but gains serious bonuses. Stojan will also receive an upgraded HUSSAR CHARGE. Stojan will also gain a massive boost to HP.(+3 Strength, +2 Determination, and a +2 Charisma when speaking to lycanthropes, but a -2 to Agility. Stojan's HP is increased to 300.)
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>>379803
>>BATTLE EVOLUTION: Alpha Mk2: Stojan becomes much bigger, about 16'4', but cannot pounce or sneak due to his size and weight. Stojan cannot transform between human or lycanthrope, but gains serious bonuses. Stojan will also receive an upgraded HUSSAR CHARGE. Stojan will also gain a massive boost to HP.(+3 Strength, +2 Determination, and a +2 Charisma when speaking to lycanthropes, but a -2 to Agility. Stojan's HP is increased to 300.)
We shouldn't really give the rest of them more freedom
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>>379803
>BATTLE EVOLUTION: Alpha Mk2: Stojan becomes much bigger, about 16'4', but cannot pounce or sneak due to his size and weight. Stojan cannot transform between human or lycanthrope, but gains serious bonuses. Stojan will also receive an upgraded HUSSAR CHARGE. Stojan will also gain a massive boost to HP.(+3 Strength, +2 Determination, and a +2 Charisma when speaking to lycanthropes, but a -2 to Agility. Stojan's HP is increased to 300.)
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>>379803
>>BATTLE EVOLUTION: Alpha Mk2: Stojan becomes much bigger, about 16'4', but cannot pounce or sneak due to his size and weight. Stojan cannot transform between human or lycanthrope, but gains serious bonuses. Stojan will also receive an upgraded HUSSAR CHARGE. Stojan will also gain a massive boost to HP.(+3 Strength, +2 Determination, and a +2 Charisma when speaking to lycanthropes, but a -2 to Agility. Stojan's HP is increased to 300.)


THIS IS LARGE 2.0
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Alpha Mk2 wins.
Gonna be right back. Gotta apply this to character sheet.
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You suddenly feel stronger... Buffer. Powerful. You start growing, and feel a hunger inside you. You unleash a mighty roar, and you want food, and you want it now. Your suit rips, and you are left exposed to the elements... But all you can think of is flesh, food... Warm Blood.

Stojan is now Dying of Hunger (-4 to Rolls), and Stojan now requires much more... Well, humans to eat in order to get full.

Actions.

>...See how strong you are. Try to pick up a car or something. (Strength.)
>...Take the strength test a little further. Try to punch through an apartment building's wall. Maybe there's food in it. (Strength)
>Demand that your pack bring you food.
>You need food... And the food that is closest to you is that of lycanthropes... Tear into a nearby lycanthrope or two. Or a dozen. (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>379885
>Demand that your pack bring you food.
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>>379885
>>...See how strong you are. Try to pick up a car or something. (Strength.)
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"Get me food! I need it!"

Your pack obeys and rushes to get you something to eat. You decide to test your new strength on a car...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can pick it up.
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>>379885
>>...Take the strength test a little further. Try to punch through an apartment building's wall. Maybe there's food in it. (Strength)
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Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>379923
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>379923
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>>379938
Oh good god this is going to lead to back problems when we get older.
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Critical Failure!

You attempt to lift up a car, but you find it near impossible. You drop it, and your back hurts like hell. Jesus... You think you look like a hunchback right now with this. You also feel a little more... Well... You aren't that old, are you? It must just be your bone structure integrating.
I'm also going to rewrite something, sorry anons. But Stojan is just 10'4', since 16'4' was miscalculated.

Actions

>...Try to pop your back into place. (Strength)
>Nah, hunched over is... Cool, you guess.
>...Get a lycanthrope to give you a back message in the middle of battle.
>Maybe a good HUSSAR CHARGE can fix that. (Strength, +2)
>Write-In
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>>379954
>>...Try to pop your back into place. (Strength)
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>>379954
Hussar charge an enemy.
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>>379954
>>...Try to pop your back into place. (Strength)
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Roll me a 1d20+2 for strength.
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>379986
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>>379987
13+2=15

Success!

You pop your back into place, and it stays there. Good. Eventually you see your lycanthropes come back around with a few conscripts, which you of course, eat in a matter of seconds. Having a bigger mouth and body is nice, isn't it?
You stretch and get up, and see your pack has decimated the Russian conscripts remaining, and the rest flee and either get shot, or eaten. You also realize you aren't wearing clothes anymore, but that can be solved at a later date... Once you eat some more, of course.

You are now Starving. (-2 Hunger.)

What will you do with the city, since you've effectively captured it?

>Let your lycanthropes rampage throughout the city, infecting civilians.
>...Well... You didn't really want to hold this city. Burn it down.
>Leave the citizenry be.
>Institute a new government, effective ASAP.
>Write-In
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>>379994
>>Institute a new government, effective ASAP.
>Let your lycanthropes rampage throughout the city, infecting civilians.
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>>379995
seconded
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You let your lycanthropes rampage throughout the city, and you send a messenger back to the camp to... Well, bring everyone.

During this time, you feast on some conscripts who were unfortunate enough not to escape the city hall, and by morning, most of the city are glorious werewolves... All according to plan. Something tells you that it won't be this easy in the future, but that is the cost of victory.

You decide to implement a new constitution... The new Polish Constitution.

What will you call your new nation?

>Poland, of course!
>The Polish Union.
>The Polish Succession State.
>The Pack.
>The United Lycanthrope State.
>Write-In

Since you want control over the government... You decide to take control over the state for now... Of course, what should your government be similar to?

>A monarchy, like old times.
>...A monarchy, but mostly similar to fascism.
>A republic.
>A republic, with a sort of king.
>A electoral king, like old Poland.
>Write-In
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>>380019
>>Poland, of course!
>A monarchy, like old times.
Restore the old polish line we'll just be the general of the armies
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>>380019
>The United Lycanthrope State.
>...A monarchy, but mostly similar to fascism
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>>380026
The polish line is well... Gone. There's no heir to Poland in this time period, I believe.
Unless you want to look up for who might possibly might be the heir of Poland right now.
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>>380034
From what I found it would be this man
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Emanuel,_Margrave_of_Meissen

Due to this for being pretender to Poland-Lithuania
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_pretenders#Lithuania
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>>380019
Poland
Fascist Monarchy
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>>380042
This
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You decide to keep the name Poland, of course.

Now, who to appoint to rule?

>...There is a man, known as Maria Emanuel, an heir for Poland. You don't really want to rule... Or at least, not yet.
>You will declare yourself King of Poland... However, this is a very... Well, don't expect people to respect your legitimacy. Which is none. Keep in mind, lycanthropes can still attempt to overthrow you, if they dislike you enough.
>Hm... Maybe you should appoint someone else to rule... One of your commanders, maybe?
Also...

The Polish Constitution has begun to be written by some newly converted lycanthrope lawyers...
Now, of course... Unless you declare yourself king, expect it to be very hard to change a policy.
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>>380051
>>...There is a man, known as Maria Emanuel, an heir for Poland. You don't really want to rule... Or at least, not yet.
I don't want Stojen to be King. General sure, but not King
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>>380051
>You will declare yourself King of Poland... However, this is a very... Well, don't expect people to respect your legitimacy. Which is none. Keep in mind, lycanthropes can still attempt to overthrow you, if they dislike you enough.
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>>380051
>>You will declare yourself King of Poland... However, this is a very... Well, don't expect people to respect your legitimacy. Which is none. Keep in mind, lycanthropes can still attempt to overthrow you, if they dislike you enough.
We must rule through force of arms.
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You decide to declare yourself King of Poland... This is a monumental decision, and hopefully no one will oppose your rule...

After nearly a full day debating laws and policies to put in the new constiution, you receive a call on the radio from the US General.

Actions.

>...Answer it.
>No, Poland has no need of foreigners!
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>>380075
>>...Answer it.
Having the US as an ally will help when we take over Europe
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>>380078
>>380075
Answer.
Agreeing with the ally bit
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You answer the radio.

"Stojan? Are you there?"

"It's King Stojan, now."

"King, eh? Yeah, listen... Some of the higher ups like Patton heard about your little constiution, and so has the president... Since I have experience, they want me to talk to you."

"About what?"

"Well... Besides a future alliance, they want you to... Consider a few things to write in your constitution, or else our people are gonna want to take care of you, and not in the lover way. We're talking about the "remove the fascists" way. So listen... We have a few proposals. First off, for about five years, the USA is willing to guarantee your independence from the Soviet Union... They don't have nukes yet, so we're fairly sure we can pressure them into letting Zgorzelec, Danzig, Warsaw, and uh... Walyzbrech or whatever it is become independent and join your realm legally... But we'd like to send a few advisors to help you manage your kingdom."

"Basically speaking?"

"We want to set up an alliance for a few years, get your asses out of the Soviet Union, since Patton's wanting to kick their Jewish asses, and make sure you guys don't try and go full north korea mode."

Actions.

>Your willing to accept those terms.
>...No, we don't need friendship, really.
>Write-In
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>>380116
>>Write-In
How about on the government we meet half way? A constitution guaranteeing people freedoms and fair trials, with elections for lower government like police chiefs and mayors, but with an Authoritarian King in charge of other laws and diplomacy?
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>>380121
This
and maybe embassies as well?
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"How about on the government we meet half way? A constitution guaranteeing people freedoms and fair trials, with elections for lower government like police chiefs and mayors, but with an Authoritarian King in charge of other laws and diplomacy? Oh, and some embassies?"

"...The bigwigs might be alright with that, but that's up for them to decide. Anyways, the USA also wants to sends volunteers to Poland to help you guys out, and he wants me at the spearhead of what he calls Operation Kickass."

"...What?"

"Yeah. Anyways, we also wanted to send word... You might want to dig the fuck in. Stalin's goddamned pissed off at you guys, at least that's what our spies say, and plan on sending the Red Army on your doorstep. I'd say you guys have about... Four months to prepare. Or flee, if you want."

"Flee?"

"Yep. There's always that. Heard rumors that the divisions are led by George, or Georgy Zhukov, so prepare for a damned long siege."

"...Shit. Could we ru-"

"And don't try to infect them or anything. Stalin's caught onto your recent fad of your guys infecting anything that moves, and he's sent down a fuckton of men, got some kamakizes... You fucking name it, he's sending it. It's providing a great distraction while we get ready to kill their fucking pinko asses."

"...So how many months will it take for you guys to break through?"

"If those scaly fucks leave us alone for a few minutes, It'll take us a few days. Otherwise... Well, you'll have to wait about six months under siege."

You take a deep breath.

Actions.

>...Shit. Is there anyway you can get here sooner then?
>...So, can you send a few shipments of weaponry and shit?
>In case I don't hear from you again... What's your name anyways?
>Write-In
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>>380134
>>...So, can you send a few shipments of weaponry and shit?
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>>380134
>>...Shit. Is there anyway you can get here sooner then?
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>>380134
>...Shit. Is there anyway you can get here sooner then?
>In case I don't hear from you again... What's your name anyways?
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"Can you send a few shipments?"

"Hell yeah, tell the commies that Omar Bradley, five star kickassteer sent you."

"Alright... What are you sending?"

"...Well, quite a few weapons. Hell, we're sending nearly our entire weapons reserves to you guys."

"Good. Good. Is there any way you could get here sooner?"

"If we get lucky, we'll be there by spring. If we're unlucky... Well, we'll be there by December at the absolute latest. ...By the way, you agree, to the earlier terms and conditions?"

"Yes, why?"

"Good... Some of America's diplomats have paradropped overhead... And... Also, for the one brit, just fucking ignore him, alright? He's a goddamned fucking pompous dick."

"Wait, wha-"

"Good day, chap! If you could be so polite, I would like you to point out the council hall, I must speak to your king."

Actions.

>You're looking at him.
>...So. Where's the rest of the diplomats?
>...Go back to your country, brit.
>Pleased to meet you, My name is Stojan Kopanski, king of Poland!
>Write-In
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>>380142
>>Pleased to meet you, My name is Stojan Kopanski, king of Poland!
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>>380142
>>Pleased to meet you, My name is Stojan Kopanski, king of Poland!
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"Pleased to meet you, my name is Stojan Kopanski! King of Poland!"

You turn around and put your hand out to shake with him. You see that he's a rather elderly man, in a fine red court outfit, reminding you similar to a British officer during the Napoleonic Era.

"Ah, pleased to meet you... Now, if you excuse my ranting... Why aren't you wearing any clothes? Not to mention, it smells like wet dog! It's absolutely uncivilized!"

You growl slightly at that. Goddamn it.

Actions.

>...Why does he care if you wear clothes or not? It's Poland, and you are King! Also, because nothing will fit you at the current time.
>...The reason why it smells like wet dog is because you recently just killed the communists here, and ate them.
>Well, don't worry then! Because hopefully you will enjoy the charms of my girlfriend, Ivanka!
>...Just, erh... Stay here, alright?
>The fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know...
>Do not worry about civilization, enjoy fine Polish hospitality while you stay, ambassador! (Stojan becomes a little less wrothful.)
>Write-In
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>>380160
>>...Why does he care if you wear clothes or not? It's Poland, and you are King! Also, because nothing will fit you at the current time.
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>>380160
>Well, don't worry then! Because hopefully you will enjoy the charms of my girlfriend, Ivanka!
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>>380160
>>...Why does he care if you wear clothes or not? It's Poland, and you are King! Also, because nothing will fit you at the current time.
>>...The reason why it smells like wet dog is because you recently just killed the communists here, and ate them.
>Do not worry about civilization, enjoy fine Polish hospitality while you stay, ambassador! (Stojan becomes a little less wrothful.)
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Waiting five more minutes, comrades.
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Wow, I posted that exactly when everyone else posted.

>>380174
The feed to/terrify Ambassadors option. Ah. Got to love it.
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>>380160
>Well, don't worry then! Because hopefully you will enjoy the charms of my girlfriend, Ivanka!
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Clothes.
2=Ivanka Time.
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You briefly consider giving him to Ivanka. Briefly.

"I am king, and I believe I can wear clothes whenever I feel like it! Also, because nothing fits me right now."

"Ah, well then. Thank you for clearing that up, king."

"Now. How can I help?"

"Ah, well the ambassadors have set up in the council room, and are waiting to help with the constitution!"

"Alright, very well."

Liberties.

>Go the American way... Liberty, Justice, and freedom for all, regardless of species, race, that sort of thing.
>Semi-American... Liberty, Justice, and freedom for all, but only for werewolves.
>Undefined, there is no guarantee of personal liberties or justice.
>Write-In

The diplomats would prefer you to lean towards American, or something close to it.
Ivanka doesn't care.
Nicolae would like the American way, or something close to it.
Leopold would like the Semi-American way, or Undefined.
Dem would like the American way.
Petrov doesn't care.
Your soldiers are leaning towards Semi-American, or Undefined.
Your populace is leaning heavily towards American, or something close to it.
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>>380196
>>Semi-American... Liberty, Justice, and freedom for all, but only for werewolves
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
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>>380196
>>Go the American way... Liberty, Justice, and freedom for all, regardless of species, race, that sort of thing.
>>
>>380196
>Semi-American... Liberty, Justice, and freedom for all, but only for werewolves.
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Semi-American it is.

Your populace hates this.
The diplomats are a little disappointed.
Leopold is pleased.
The soldiers are pleased.
Dem dislikes this.

Now, for Legistrative.

>An official legislative branch to manage the forming of laws and bills.
>A vestigial legislative branch to rubber stamp laws and bills.
>A personal council to vote on laws and bills.
>Write-In
>There is no legislative branch.

The ambassadors would like a vestigial branch.
Ivanka doesn't care.
Nicolae doesn't care.
Leopold would like a vestigial branch.
Dem would like a personal council.
Your soldiers would like no legislative branch.
Your populace would love an official legislative branch.
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>>379885
Oh come on
Now we can't even go human

fuck this
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>>380215
Oh shit, the americanos are waking up, amigos!
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>>380213
>A vestigial legislative branch to rubber stamp laws and bills.
Oh shit moralfags are here
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>>380222
Nice trips.
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>>380213
>>A vestigial legislative branch to rubber stamp laws and bills.
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>>380213
semi-american is just objectively the wrong option

American way is the only way the populace can we happy as well as us moralfags
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>>380227
What I'm thinking of right now is...

How the fuck are you supposed to rule a kingdom of werewolves? You'll be forced to aggressively expand at some point, and eventually your allies are going to label your massive cannibalism thing as genocide.

I'm just wondering why the anons want a werewolf populace right now. Logistics wise, it's both a blessing and a curse.

Vestigal Wins.

Your populace is indifferent, but slightly dislikes this.
Leopold likes this.
Dem doesn't like this.
Your soldiers are slightly disappointed, but otherwise are fine.
The ambassadors are pleased.

Now, for elections.

>Elections? Please, your people love you!
>Elections every lifetime.
>Elections every fifty years.
>Elections every twenty-five years.
>Elections every ten years.
>Elections every five years.
>Write-In

Your people desire elections!
Ivanka doesn't want elections.
Nicolae doesn't want elections.
Leopold doesn't want elections.
Dem doesn't care.
Your soldiers would enjoy elections.
The ambassadors would enjoy elections.
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>>380237
>>Elections? Please, your people love you!
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>>380237
>curse.
Its more of a curse than a boon
We can't farm humans

We need to research a formula or something to rid us of the human flesh dependency.

We simply cannot keep this up.
When are the pack going to get that human transformation upgrade that was talked about in the first thread..
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>>380248

Please, you don't need elections! Elections are for sissies, and your the alpha male!

Human Rights.

>Everyone will abide by the international code of human rights.
>Humans are exempt from Human Rights.
>Human Rights? Never heard of it.
>Write-In

Your populace wants human rights.
Nicolae wants human rights.
Ivanka doesn't care.
Leopold doesn't care.
Dem wants human rights.
Your soldiers don't want human rights.
The ambassadors demand human rights.

>>380248
Not going to spoil, sorry.
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>>380237
>>Elections? Please, your people love you!
Well most of the populace gonna die by Stalin anyways so it probably won't matter
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>>380256
>>Everyone will abide by the international code of human rights.
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>>380256

>Everyone will abide by the international code of human rights.
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>>380256
>Humans are exempt from Human Rights.
Or
>Human Rights? Never heard of it.
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Human rights for all has been included. You follow the Geneva Convention.

Now, for the Judicial System.

>The Judicial system are all appointed by you.
>The Judicial system is voted in by the legislative branch.
>The Judicial system is voted in by the people!
>The Judicial system doesn't exist. You are judge, jury, and executioner.
>Write-In
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>>380274
>The Judicial system doesn't exist. You are judge, jury, and executioner.
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>>380274
>The Judicial system is voted in by the legislative branch.
We can't be everywhere and there are some people we could trust with the job also do Our people not have an opinion on this?

>>380248
This entire thread has been Stojan going on a power trip and seeing how far he can take it,no idea where or if this train has any brakes but it was bound to happen at some point
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>>380282
The people will get an opinion depending on the actions the Judicial system does.
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>>380274
>>The Judicial system are all appointed by you.
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Hey anons, are you all on still?
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>>381376
Ready to make Poland great again.
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>>381376
I just got back on
>The Judicial system are all appointed by you.
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Alright, lets do this.

You decide you will personally appoint the judicial system... However, once this is over, you see Karkmann motioning for you to speak to him.

Actions.

>I'm busy, Karkmann, now.
>Sure, what is it, Karkmann?
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>>381408
>>Sure, what is it, Karkmann?
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You get up from sitting on the floor (since you would snap a chair from sitting on it.) and walk over to Karkmann.

"What is it, Karkmann?"

"...I'm sorry I didn't tell you this, mein Kreierung, but your lycanthropes are infecting everyone... Since the topic didn't come up before for how many lycanthropes you can personally control, well... I estimate that you can control up to 500, past that the mental dominion over all your lycanthropes will break, allowing them to revolt, desert, you name it."

"Why didn't you tell me this?"

He shrugs his shoulders.

"I was busy, and the topic never really came up before."

"How many lycanthropes are we at now?"

"About 450."

"...Could I control more in the future?"

"Yes, most likely through evolution, since that tends to... Well, make you much more powerful and have a bigger mental presence."

Shit, your teetering right on the edge.

Actions.

>So? You can deal with a few rebellious lycantropes. Keep infecting the city.
>...Probably best not to continue.
>Ignore this, and go back to dealing with the politicians and ambassadors.
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>>381408
>Sure, what is it, Karkmann?
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>>381444
>>...Probably best not to continue.
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>>381444
>...Probably best not to continue.
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"...Probably best not to continue then."

"Yes, I would assume so."

You nod, and start sending out messengers to tell the werewolves to... Well, stop doing what their doing and just relax.

You return to the constitution, and this time it's about Religion.

>The official religion of Poland is Catholicism.
>There is no official religion of Poland, church and state are separate.
>It is a crime to discriminate against a religion... Mostly Catholicism.
>It is a crime to discriminate against minority religions.
>Write-In
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>>381466
>>There is no official religion of Poland, church and state are separate.
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>>381466
>The official religion of Poland is Catholicism.
>It is a crime to discriminate against minority religions.
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>>381466
>The official religion of Poland is Catholicism.
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You make the official religion of Poland Catholicism, but you do institute that the government doesn't have the right to discriminate against religions.

Nicolae likes this.
The populace likes this.
Ivanka dislikes this.
Dem dislikes this.
Petrov dislikes this.

With that done, you call for a break, and eventually go back to... Well, the controversy over the rights of humans and werewolves.
Right now, Humans do not have the right to a fair court, may not hold land (that they do not own at the current time), and in theory, be owned as property.

Racial Rights.

>Humans and Werewolves share equal rights. (Invalidates Liberties.)
>Humans have the right to hold land.
>Humans have the right to not be property.
>Humans have the right to a fair court.
>Humans must be owned as property.
>Humans will be tried by a court consisting of werewolves.
>Human land will be confiscated by the government and redistributed.
>Write-In
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>>381510
>>Humans have the right to hold land.
>>Humans have the right to a fair court.
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>>381510
>Humans have the right to not be property.
>Humans will be tried by a court consisting of werewolves.
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>>381510
>Humans have the right to not be property.
>Humans will be tried by a court consisting of werewolves.
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Humans have the right to not be property, but will be tried by a court consisting of werewolves.

Now, for how your going to get meat from the humans...

>Werewolves have the right and privilege to demand to eat a human at any time or place.
>Human consumption will be carefully rationed. Going over this limit is a offense.
>Human criminals will be eaten by werewolves.
>Human dissidents, such as protestors or rioters, are open game.
>Lycanthropes cannot eat humans, unless they are enemies of the state, or hostile soldiers.
>Write-In
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>>381548
>Human criminals will be eaten by werewolves.
>Human dissidents, such as protestors or rioters, are open game.
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>>381548
>>Human consumption will be carefully rationed. Going over this limit is a offense.
>>Human criminals will be eaten by werewolves.
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>>381548
>>Human consumption will be carefully rationed. Going over this limit is a offense.
>>Human criminals will be eaten by werewolves.
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>>381548
>Human consumption will be carefully rationed. Going over this limit is a offense.
>Human dissidents, such as protestors or rioters, are open game.
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Human consumption is heavily rationed, and human criminals will be eaten by werewolves... Human dissidents are open game, so long as the government confirms it. Of course, you've gotta set on how oppressive the Criminal Consumption Program's going to be.

>It will only apply to capital punishments.
>It will apply if the crime is against werewolves.
>Violent crimes, such as assault, battery, and more dangerous crimes apply.
>More moderate crimes, such as conspiracy, domestic violence, and drug manufacturing.
>More common crimes, such as burglary, arson, and aggravated assault.
>ANY crime committed by a human, whether it be simply harassment or drunk and disorderly will result in consumption.
>Write-In for any specific laws.
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>>381588
>>It will apply if the crime is against werewolves.
>>Violent crimes, such as assault, battery, and more dangerous crimes apply.
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>>381588
>It will apply if the crime is against werewolves.
>Violent crimes, such as assault, battery, and more dangerous crimes apply.
>>
You write that if the crime is against a werewolf, and the crime is deemed violent or possibly chancing their life, then the consumption law applies.

The ambassadors are mixed on this.
Ivanka disapproves of this.
Your populace slightly dislikes this.

With that done, you get out of the council room. You need some air, and pretty much everything after that is just... Well, pretty much just flavor to the constitution. Of course, your soldiers have made camp outside city hall, and you can see quite a few protestors surrounding the city hall, both human, and a few lycanthropes. Your stomach growls a little... And you remember that whole law about "if the government confirms."

Actions.

>...What exactly are they protesting about? Might as well go up to one and talk.
>...You are starving... Well, that law probably applies right about now. Walk up like you want to talk, then pin two protestors down and eat them, so long as they are human, of course.
>Your hunger can wait... Maybe you should give them a speech about the future of the state.
>...Meh, go back inside.
>Write-In
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>>381624
>>...What exactly are they protesting about? Might as well go up to one and talk.
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>>381624
>...You are starving... Well, that law probably applies right about now. Walk up like you want to talk, then pin two protestors down and eat them, so long as they are human, of course.
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>>381624
>...What exactly are they protesting about? Might as well go up to one and talk.
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You go up to one of the human protestors, curious. The man looks like... Well, he looks rather poor, and... Well, he mostly looks like a bum.

"What exactly are you protesting, human?"

"We want a return to democracy! We don't want a monarchy! We want rights, and if King Stojan takes away our rights, he'll come for yours next! I served in the second world war, and I won't see this country turned into fascist Italy or Germany! Hell, Stojan probably wants us all dead or out!"
Actions.

>...Right. Well, he seems like no one would miss him if he got eaten.
>...Come on, I am the true king of Poland, not a pretender!
>Shut your mouth, human. Lycanthropes are the superior race, and I'd recommend keeping it closed to prolong your life a little longer.
>I can assure you, that Stojan doesn't want you to die or get eaten, or anything like that. You'd probably taste like old jerky.
>Leave, this guy is obviously of no importance.
>...Make an example out of him. Pretzel time.
>Write-In
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>>381657
>Shut your mouth, human. Lycanthropes are the superior race, and I'd recommend keeping it closed to prolong your life a little longer.
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>>381657
>Leave, this guy is obviously of no importance.

Point out that the Soviet Union is taking over other parts of Eastern Europe.
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Going to wait ten more minutes.
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"Shut your damned mouth, human. Lycanthropes are indeed the superior race, and I'd recommend keeping your mouth closed to prolong your life a little longer, not to mention the Soviet Union is taking over other parts of Eastern Europe, so why are you concerned with a little oppression, compared to the soviets?"

"Because at least the damned soviets didn't want to eat me! Hell, you even proved that those in administration don't have any love for humans! I saw you come out of the city hall! We're the majority, and we demand a voice in the government!"

"...Goddamn it, why don't you just leave and get drunk or something?"

"Because, I'm goddamned tired of living under collectivism, I want liberty, damn it!"

Actions.

>Fine, good luck with that.
>...Eat him, you are starving anyways, and he is a protestor.
>...He does raise some valid points... Maybe you should get a few humans in the government.
>...This fucking guy... Beat him up, he fucking has it coming. (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>381700
>...He does raise some valid points... Maybe you should get a few humans in the government.

Is Stojan basically absolute monarch where he can do whatever he wants?
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>>381714
Eh, basically. You've made the legislative branch basically just rubber stampers, and the Judicial system is handpicked, so essentially it is an absolute monarchy with very minor delegation.
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"...Hm, well... I suppose I can get a few humans into the government. I'll see about, honestly."

"King Stojan?"

"Yep."

"Well, I suppose thank you for not eating me, and listening to our concerns."

Actions.

>It's fine, alright?
>...Go die in a sewer, human. (Stojan becomes more wrothful towards humans.)
>There wasn't a problem in the first place, I'm just tired of dealing with politicians, so sorry about the whole "keeping your mouth closed" thing. (Stojan becomes a little more kind towards humans.)
>Write-In
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>>381700
>...He does raise some valid points... Maybe you should get a few humans in the government.

I'm back, I thought you were doing European Dragon today so I didn't notice this was going til just now.
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>>381744
Nah, the thread count for 3 per ID fucks me over at least once a week. Today is that day.
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>>381700
>...He does raise some valid points... Maybe you should get a few humans in the government.


I regret going for a walk with my family, I return to find we have fucked our nations laws, government and social structure over.
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>>381741
>There wasn't a problem in the first place, I'm just tired of dealing with politicians, so sorry about the whole "keeping your mouth closed" thing. (Stojan becomes a little more kind towards humans.)
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>>381741
>There wasn't a problem in the first place, I'm just tired of dealing with politicians, so sorry about the whole "keeping your mouth closed" thing. (Stojan becomes a little more kind towards humans.)
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>>381741
>It's fine, alright?
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>>381741
>It's fine, alright?
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"There wasn't a problem in the first place, I'm just tired of dealing with politicans, so sorry about the whole "keeping your mouth closed" thing, alright?"

"Yeah, I understand. My time in the army didn't give me patience when it came to the higher ups either."

You walk away, still hungry but you decide it was worth it to talk to someone who wasn't really a part of the government.

You head back, for the next part of the constitution... This time, about Nobility.

>There is a limited noble class, which is just a title available to be bought by any citizen, and confers no special advantage.
>There is a noble class which handles human tenants and farmowners.
>There is a noble class, which are just a vestigial part of the government.
>There is no noble class, except you.
>Write-In

Also...

>Werewolves and humans can be nobility.
>Only werewolves can be nobility.
>It is heavily sided towards werewolves for noble advancement.
>Write-In

Ivanka is very passionate about "getting rid of the burgeois's class system", with the ambassadors siding with her. Dem does agree with her on a few arguments, and mostly everyone else doesn't care.
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>>381765
>There is no noble class, except you.
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>>381765
>>There is no noble class, except you.
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>>381765
>Write-In
Nobility can be awarded by the current king and grants the bearer right to see the king once a month before anyone else, except another noble in which case they are handled one after another.

It also grants them a limited stipend from the government, equal to the pay received by a educated worker but it doesn't add on to their taxed income.


They are however expected to act as diplomats, industrialists, patrons of the arts (theatres, paintings and other such things) and anything else within reason at the request of the king.
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You decide against that, and finally... The constitution is finished.

The Polish Constitution is regarded as... Mixed at best. The general populace hates it, and the ambassadors are pleased with it.

Is there anything you want to change about it?

>Yes. There's this one segment... (Specify)
>No, it's fine.
>...We could add some more to it. (Specify)

Government: Absolute Monarchy.
Ruler: Stojan I Kopanski.
Name: Poland.

Liberties: Semi-American.
Legislative: Vestigal.
Judicial: Handpicked.
Elections: None.
Human Rights: Everyone.
Official Religion: Catholicism (Government cannot discriminate.)
Racial Rights: Humans have rights not to be property, but will be against a biased court.
Meat Consumption: Dissidents, Criminals, and rationed.
Criminal Consumption: Violent Crimes against Werewolves.
Nobility: Dissolved.
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>>381778
Good write in, anon. If you guys do revise the nobility part I'll add that as a choice.
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>>381788
>>381784
put that in
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>>381784
>No, it's fine.
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>>381790
This
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>>381784
>Yes. There's this one segment... (Specify)
I wish to change the liberties to american.

Also since another anon wants my write in I'll support that.
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>>381804
I'd also agree with the American thing.
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You revise the nobility, and put in the award system and stripend like >>381778 said. You also decide to re-amend the liberties to American.

Any other things to change?

>Yes. (Specify)
>Nah, it's good.

Also, would you like to keep the biased court system against humans?

>Yes.
>No.
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>>381812
>Nah, it's good.
>Yes.
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>>381808
I get the feel we are going to get along fine anon.


What do you think about changing the criminal consumption reasons to "death row crimes and volunteers (means we don't need to spend money dealing with suicides!)" rather than "crimes against werewolf's".
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>>381812
The only things I'd like to change are;

>>381821
>No.
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>>381821
>>381826
People want to get eaten by werewolves, let em.
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>>381819
>Nah, it's good.
>Yes.
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>>381812
>Nah, it's good.
>Yes.
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>>381833
>>381838
Whoops, connection issues. Don't count this as voter fraud.
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>>381841
>>381838
>>381833
Voter Fraud in a country without elections.
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You change another segment of the constitution to include "volunteers". It's their funeral, anyways. You also keep the biased court system.

With that done, you feel an immense weight taken off your shoulders... You realize something...

>It was you, and you alone who got you this far. (Stojan becomes proud and independent.)
>It was your friends who got you this far. (Stojan becomes more friendly.)
>It was the people, and their will who got you this far. (Stojan respects "the little man" quite a bit more)
>God willed it. (Stojan becomes much more religious.)
>Write-In for who else to thank.
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>>381847
>It was the people, and their will who got you this far. (Stojan respects "the little man" quite a bit more)
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>>381847
>>It was the people, and their will who got you this far. (Stojan respects "the little man" quite a bit more)
>>
>>381847
>It was the people, and their will who got you this far. (Stojan respects "the little man" quite a bit more)
>>
>>381847
>>It was the people, and their will who got you this far. (Stojan respects "the little man" quite a bit more)
So little Deus Vult
>>
It was the common man who supported you, who got you this far. It also helps that you can infect people into becoming semi-loyal citizenry.

With that done, you find yourself in the city once again... The ambassadors thank you for your time, and retire.

You have four months to prepare for the siege...

Civil Unrest: Heavy Unrest.
Food Stockpile: Medium.

Government Actions. (2)

>...Institute an emergency draft.
>Begin setting up defenses.
>Lower Unrest.
>Start appointing Commanders into Cabinet positions.
>Change the Constitution.
>Construct a Building.
>Train some Lycanthropes.
>Write-In
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>>381873
>Train some Lycanthropes.
>Begin setting up defenses.
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>>381873
>>Begin setting up defenses.
>>Lower Unrest.
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>>381873
>Begin setting up defenses.
>Lower Unrest.
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Holy shit this one is long, someone better come up with a 140 character summary for the archive because I doubt I'll be able to.
>>381873
>Begin setting up defenses.
>Lower Unrest.
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>>381873
>Lower Unrest.
>Begin setting up defenses.

The part of Poland we are in is a former region of Germany that possessed a lot of Industry, also this is right after the war and before the Soviet Union looted all the German industry. Also South eastern Germany/south western Poland would'nt have suffered as much from allied bombing and the conflict in general during the war.
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You begin setting up defenses for the first month.

It is currently winter.

Resource Points: 10,000

>Construct a Command Bunker, this will allow your commanders to command in safety, and grant protection from bombardment. (Cost: 2,500 RP)
>Construct a Barbed Wire fence around defensive positions. (Cost: 1,000 RP)
>Construct tank traps in strategic locations. (Cost: 2,000 RP)
>Construct an Artillery Defensive Position.. (Cost: 4,500)
>Construct a Holdout Defensive Position, which are meant for prolonged struggles.(Cost: 3,500)
>Construct a Minefield. (Cost, 6,000)
>Set up Machinegun Bunkers. (Cost, 4,500)
>Set up a trench surrounding the city. (Cost, 8,000)
>Set up a Supply Depot. (Cost, 3,500)
>Set up a Radio Station. (Cost, 7,500)
>Set up an Airfield. (Cost, 6,000)
>Set up an Anti-Air Defensive Location. (Cost, 7,500)
>Set up an Anti-Tank Defensive Location. (Cost, 5,000)
>Set up a Barracks. (Cost, 6,000)
>Write-In
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>>381913
>>Set up a trench surrounding the city. (Cost, 8,000)
>Construct a Barbed Wire fence around defensive positions. (Cost: 1,000 RP)
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>>381913
>Construct a Command Bunker, this will allow your commanders to command in safety, and grant protection from bombardment. (Cost: 2,500 RP)
>Construct a Barbed Wire fence around defensive positions. (Cost: 1,000 RP)
>Construct tank traps in strategic locations. (Cost: 2,000 RP)
>Set up Machinegun Bunkers. (Cost, 4,500)
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>>381913
>Construct a Command Bunker, this will allow your commanders to command in safety, and grant protection from bombardment. (Cost: 2,500 RP)
>Construct tank traps in strategic locations. (Cost: 2,000 RP)
>Set up Machinegun Bunkers. (Cost, 4,500)
>>
Alright, writing.
Please copy the map from my last post and put down where you want to put the Tank Traps and Machinegun Bunkers while I finish something up.
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>>381932
Whats the max amount we get of each of them?
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>>381944
Tank Trap locations go for about 2 miles.

Map updated so you guys don't get confused.

You also get 4 Machinegun Bunkers.

The CT grey square is the Command Bunker, and the yellow star is the City Hall.
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>>381952
I don't about tank defenses but they should be put in strategic places like intersections and then entrances of the city. The red dots represent machine gun posts.
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Alright, with that done, now you must reduce civil unrest.

Lycanthrope Unrest: Pleased.
Human Unrest: Agitated.
Commander Unrest: Mediocre.

Actions.

>...Give a speech to the populace.
>Hm, maybe doing some good actions in public view might get you some good PR... Actions do speak louder then words, after all.
>Make a public appearance doing... Well, a normal thing. Like drinking vodka.
>You should probably deal with the protestors outside.
>...Maybe meeting some of the downtrodden might make people think your less of a monster? What happened to that hobo guy anyways?
>Write-In
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>>381996
>>Make a public appearance doing... Well, a normal thing. Like drinking vodka.
>...Maybe meeting some of the downtrodden might make people think your less of a monster? What happened to that hobo guy anyways?

Dive Bar time.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
You head down to the less reputable part of the city, which... Is well, it's not a very good place to be. Quite a few homeless or impoverished people line the streets, and almost no werewolves are actually down here.

Actions.
Stojan is currently Starving. (-2 to rolls)

>...Hm, where there's homeless, there's crime, And you are hungry, anyways.
>Head to a less then reputable bar.
>Why don't you pretend to be homeless, or at the very least, poor. You don't have any clothes anyways.
>Write-in
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>>382040
>...Hm, where there's homeless, there's crime, And you are hungry, anyways.

Isn't Stojan a 10'4 werewolf? That should him pretty easy to recognize. Also how does this effect our relationship with Ivanka?
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>>382047
Yeah. It is pretty easy to identify you.
...She won't squish you in bed anymore? I haven't really gotten around to personal interactions yet. Plus, you guys haven't really looked in a mirror in forever. Now I'm questioning your personal hygiene, oh god.
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>>382047
Hungry for justice!
>>
You decide to stop crime... Which has of course increased heavily due to the recent take over.

You of course prowl the streets in search of CRIME!
You have a few things you gather from talking to some of the homeless, who are either too drunk to really recognize you, or just don't care.

>There's apparently somesort of gang who have taken honest factory workers hostage, but haven't released demands yet, since no one gives a damn!
>There's kingpin called "El Presidente", who apparently comes from a Caribbean island. Apparently, he's involved in some shady drug deals with some man called Penultimo.
>...Nah, look for some lower-profile crimes.
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>>382077
>There's kingpin called "El Presidente", who apparently comes from a Caribbean island. Apparently, he's involved in some shady drug deals with some man called Penultimo.
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>>382077
>There's kingpin called "El Presidente", who apparently comes from a Caribbean island. Apparently, he's involved in some shady drug deals with some man called Penultimo.

I love the Tropico games
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Now of course, you must find El Presidente... But no one knows where he is! However, you do know where Penultimo is... Which is apparently in a small compound in the city. You of course, go there. Outside are.... Well, men wearing somesort of uniform, and a fanciable stone wall is built around a rather medium sized mansion, with a wooden door right in the middle. The entire compound is built similar to that of a Spanish villa.

Actions.

>...Viva la revolution! Try to inspire some nearby citizenry to attack El Presidente! (Charisma, HARD)
>...HUSSAR CHARGE the gate! (Strength, HARD, +2)
>...Try to climb up the walls. (Agility)
>...Well, this is easy. Attack the soldiers outside, eat them... Maybe you can impersonate one of them to open the gate? (Strength)
>...Try to HUSSAR CHARGE a section of the wall. (Strength, HARD, +2)
>Write-In
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>>382119
>>...HUSSAR CHARGE the gate! (Strength, HARD, +2)
>>
>>382119
>...HUSSAR CHARGE the gate! (Strength, HARD, +2)

Although inspiring the common people to attack a drug lord would be a good or stunt.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 for HUSSAR CHARGE
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Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>382132
Inspire the citizens!
>>
Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>382132
>>
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>382132
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>>382137
19+6=25

Great Success!

You charge straight into the gate, bursting it into splinters. The guards don't react, curiously enough... And you see there were just... Wooden cutouts. You tip them over, and go inside. You see that the "stone wall" around the estate is basically just also props. Some people have gathered, interested in what your doing.

Actions.

>...Knock on the door to the villa. Who the hell has their guards just be cutouts?
>HUSSAR CHARGE through the door! (Strength, +2)
>...Try to climb up to the second story balcony. (Strength)
>...Uh, this really isn't what you expected... Maybe you can just demand that he comes out with his hands up? (Intimidation)
>Write-In
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>>382154
>...Knock on the door to the villa. Who the hell has their guards just be cutouts?
>>
>>382154
>>HUSSAR CHARGE through the door! (Strength, +2)
More citizen inspiring,
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>>382154
>HUSSAR CHARGE through the door! (Strength, +2)

I bet it's made out of paper or something
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6
>>
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>382169
lets see
>>
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>382169
>>
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>382169
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>>382175
20+6=26

Critical Success!

You heroically charge through the door, which shatters into splinters, and straight into a short man with a mustasche... Isn't everyone short, compared to you?

He yells something in Spanish, and points towards you. You see two guards standing there.

"Don't come any closer! I have highly trained guards, who are capable of rivaling Hitler in their kill count!"

The two guards actually slowly back away.

"Where are you going? I hired you to protect me!"

"Senor, you never paid us."

"Si, these guns are just cardboard!"

"T-That doesn't mean anything! Have no fear, remember El Presidente!"

They throw down their guns and walk away.

"W-Well! I still have a card up my sleeve!"

Actions.

>...Call his bluff.
>...Yeah, no. Eat him.
>...You are highly incompetent, and I find that hilarious. Please, continue short Spanish man.
>Write-In
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>>382191
>...You are highly incompetent, and I find that hilarious. Please, continue short Spanish man.
>>
"And what is it?"

He begins to kiss your feet, and goes to beg.

"P-Please don't kill me! I have a toucan back in the Carribeans! Which I never feed, but that doesn't mean anything! I-I also have a private collection of photos of mimes, camels, and outrageous heights! I don't want them to be alone!"

He starts crying on your feet.

"I-I also have a degree in being Penultimo! Which no one likes, but it's better then not going to college!"

He goes back to kissing your feet.

"I-I also graduated from the unniversity of Atlantis! I graduated with all honors, I swear! I also have a PHD in bribery! And a minor in neglection!"

Your stomach growls. Right.

Actions.

>...Leave Penultimo here, and find his two guards. You need a snack in order to continue watching this failure of a man.
>Eat Penultimo.
>...Kick him off. Jesus, this guy has no respect for personal boundaries.
>Ask him if he knows where El Presidente is?
>Write-In
>>
>>382216
>Eat him
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>382240
>>Ask him if he knows where El Presidente is?
>>
Well I'm off. Night.
>>
You pick him off the ground.

"Where's El Presidente?"

"H-He's-"

He gulps.

"He's in a local bar, not too far away... I don't know what it looks like! Can you let me go, please?"

Actions.

>...Nah. Eat him.
>Turn it up a notch... He corrupted the people, and for this, is worth a skinning. (Stojan becomes sadistic.)
>Yeah, sure. You complied. (Stojan becomes more kind.)
>...Did you do any crimes, first off? (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>Infect him.
>Write-In
>>
>>382268
>...Nah. Eat him.

He's an associated with a criminal, that's all we need.
>>
>>382268
>...Did you do any crimes, first off? (Stojan becomes more lawful.)


>>382279
Anon that is illogical, by your logic we would have to eliminate a significant portion of the population. Actually consider your damn actions and their consequences.
>>
"Yeah, no."

"W-Wha-"

You bite out his neck and start eating him. Not as filling as before, but at least you feel somewhat fuller.

You are now just Very Hungry. (-1 to Rolls.)

You clean yourself off, and leave his estate. The people outside cheer once you proclaim that he was "taken care of by law enforcement", as in you.

There's quite a few dive bars nearby... And you randomly pick one, and go inside. A few people recognize you, and stay the fuck out of your way. A few more people comment about your... Clothes situation.

You have four suspects in here.

>...A white male, who's playing darts. Why is he a suspect? Easy, he smokes a cigar.
>A man with a leather coat, a long white beard, and sunglasses. He looks like a biker, to be honest.
>...A rather fat Russian in the back, who looks a sketchy, since he's playing poker with plenty of... Well, shady people. Fedoras and stuff.
>A lycanthrope, who's drinking sangría, a Spanish alcohol.
>Gather them all up for questioning.
>>
>>382293
He threatened us and invaded our personal space. That's a crime enough. Also Stojan is pretty hungry.
>>
>>382312
>...A rather fat Russian in the back, who looks a sketchy, since he's playing poker with plenty of... Well, shady people. Fedoras and stuff.
>>
You walk over to the table with the Russians.

"Excuse me, but I need to borrow you for a second."

"Me, comrade? You must have me mistaken for someone else."

"I need you."

"Do I know you from somewhere?"

Some of the men around the table look at each other, nerviously.

"...Your king Stojan, aren't you?" One of them asks.

"I won't confirm or deny that... But I need this Russian here for a second."

"What do you need me for, comrade? You still haven't answered."

>On second thought, never mind.
>...I need to talk to you, outside. (Charisma)
>I am demanding that you come with me. (Intimidation)
>...You are resisting arrest! That's reason enough to eat him, right?
>Write-In
>>
>>382315
Anon, are you by any chance one of the amoral voters?

As to our hunger that doesn't matter, we should be in control of ourselves enough to not just eat anyone.
>>
>>382331
Bitch please. I never voted for stuff like turning people into pretzels or skinning people. I even argued with people who did. Granted I did vote for some stuff that wasn't so moral like letting that young soldier fall out of a train. I just prefer a faint guideline for Stojan while being straightforward and not too compassionate that it gets in the way.

>>382329
>...I need to talk to you, outside. (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1
>>
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382344
>>
10+1=11

Failure!

"I need to talk to you, outside."

"Whatever it's about, we can talk here, comrade."

Actions.

>...I demand that we speak outside, "comrade." (Intimidation.
>Grab him, and forcibly take him outside. (Strength)
>Fine then, let's talk.
>Please? I'd rather not have to force you. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>382349
>>Grab him, and forcibly take him outside. (Strength)
>>
>>382349
>>...I demand that we speak outside, "comrade." (Intimidation.
>>
>>382349
>...I demand that we speak outside, "comrade." (Intimidation.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 for Intimidation.

Intimidation has leveled up!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>382363
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>382363
>>
14

Borderline Success.

"I demand that we speak outside, "comrade."

"I think I will, comrade."

He gets out of his chair, and you look around. It seems you've caused a scene. You go outside with the Russian, he brings a bottle of his vodka to drink with him while he goes out into the snow-covered, and trash littered streets.

Actions.

>...I know your El Presidente.
>Who are those men?
>What's your occupation?
>Have you been convicted of any felonies?
>Write-In
>>
>>382376
>What's your occupation?
>Have you been convicted of any felonies?
>>
"What's your occupation?"

"I am a laborer, carrying crates from one place to the other, that sort of thing. I work up the electricity plant, Mondays through Saturdays."

You know that today is Thursday.

"Good, good... Have you been convicted of any felonies?"

"...Two, one aggravated assault, and smuggling." He shakes the back of his head, a little worried.

Hm.

Actions.

>...Something he said was... Wrong. (Specify)
>...Something he said was awfully vague... (Specify)
>Tell him to clarify something further. (Specify)
>This seems right. Nothing out the normal.
>Write-In
>>
...So, uh... You guys want a hint?
>>
Anons? Are you there? Or are the Americans sleeping again?
>>
>>382407
>Tell him to clarify something further. (Specify)

"Where do you live? Are you married? What hours do you work?"
>>
Oh, alright.

"Alright, where exactly do you live?"

"I live in a tenement with my comrades back there."

You nod.

"Are you married?"

"No, I'm single."

"What hours do you work?"

"Thirteen hour shifts, I just got off work."

"Thirteen?"

"Thirteen, comrade."

Actions.

>Hm... Well, I suppose your innocent.
>...I think you might be guilty.
>...Who's your employer?
>...Shouldn't you be sleeping now?
>Write-In
>>
>>382476
>Hm... Well, I suppose your innocent.

"I will however need to speak with your employer and your friends just to be certain. I don't believe it is you, comrade, but I must be certain."
>>
"Ah, well, I suppose I will need to speak with your employer and your friends to be certain you aren't El Presidente."

"El Presidente?" He goes a little nervous.

"...Do you know something?"

"...No, not at all, comrade."

Actions.

>In the interest of national security, I demand you tell me right here, and right now. (Intimidation.)
>...What do you know, comrade? (Charisma, HARD)
>...Are you worried about something?
>Write-In
>>
>>382507
>Write-In
"I would point out that keeping information from a officer of the law is a crime, assuming it is important to the case. Please I ask you tell me anything you know, the man is know to deal in drugs and is a threat to not only the moral fabric of our society but also peoples children!

I would also point out that if you have committed a crime, that telling me could get you amnesty. It is your choice but I am now going to have to ask some more questions either way."
>>
"I would point out that keeping information from a public offical is a crime, assuming it is important to the case. Please, tell me anything you know, as the man is known to deal drugs, and is not only a threat to the moral fabric of our society, but people's children. I will also point out, that if you have commited a crime, that I can extend amnesty... Either way, I need to ask some more questions."

"Erh... Listen... I know that my boss has been giving some electricity for free to him, and occasionally we move some boxes which... Well, let's just say contains stuff we're not allowed to move legally, alright comrade? You didn't hear this from me, ok?"

You mentally make a note of that.

"...Interesting... Could you possibly point out where you work?"

"It's near the city hall... Take four streets down, and to the left."

"Thank you for your coperation, sir."

Actions.

>...But I'm taking you into law enforcment custody.
>...Sorry, but due to you associating with a criminal... Well... Get the fuck in my stomach.
>Alright, thank you for your loyalty to Poland, citizen.
>Write-In
>>
Sorry I just got back.
>>382546
>Alright, thank you for your loyalty to Poland, citizen.
>>
>>382546
>Write-In
"Your honesty is respectable, if you ever need anything, come to the king. However I'd need to tell him your name, which is?"

Seems like he could be useful member of our government, for understanding and relating to the common man. Also if we ever need to deal with unions, hopefully we can put him in charge.
>>
>>382563
Changing mine to this.
>>
"Your honesty is respectable, if you need anything, however, I need to know your name... Which is?"

"Kozakov, comrade."

"Very well. Goodbye, comrade."

He stumbles back inside.
Well, you got a lead...

Actions.

>...Investigate the power plant.
>Maybe you should take someone along to help your investigations...
>No, head back to the city hall... You ate someone, so you should be fine for a while.
>Write-In
>>
>>382572
>Investigate the power plant.
>>
You head down to the power plant, by the time you get there, it's late at night.

There is a chain-link fence, the lights are on, and armed guards are patrolling around the property. You realize that sneaking would be impossible, you are simply too large to avoid attention. The gate is reinforced with bars of metal.

Actions.

>...Demand the guards let you in, you are their king after all.
>...Try to climb up a section of the fence. (Agility)
>...HUSSAR CHARGE a section of the chain link fence. (Strength, +2)
>...Charge through the entrance, you want to fight someone, at the very least! (Strength, +2, HARD)
>Try to pick off a few of the guards as silently as you can. Which is... Well, it'd be pretty loud to be honest. (Agility, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>382586
>...HUSSAR CHARGE a section of the chain link fence. (Strength, +2)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>382608
Hopefully people come back.
>>
Gonna wait ten more minutes for rolling.
>>
>>382618
Sooo.... Please someone else roll.
>>
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>382618
>>
>>382638
>>382638
10+7=17

Minor Success!

You charge through the chain fence, and get to the other side with some ease... However, you hear footsteps coming towards you.

Actions.

>...Uh... One of those crates can hold you, right? What's in them, anyways? (Agility)
>Quickly! Rush into the buildings!
>Oh! Good, dinner's coming to you! Try to lay on the ground so they won't immediately notice you, then attack! (Agility)
>...Pick up a crate and prepare to throw it at whoever's coming your way. (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>382660
>...Uh... One of those crates can hold you, right? What's in them, anyways? (Agility)


Yo I'm back. I was watching fireworks at a local festival for like an hour.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to FIT IN A BOX!
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>382670
These had better be some big boxes
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>382670
>>
>>382684
Ahhhhhh!
>>
>>382684
1
Critical Failure!

You look around for the closest box, and jump into it. It goes up to about your waist, but wasting no time, you compact yourself into the five foot box, and hide.

"Comrade, I heard a loud clang from over here."
"...Uh... Why does that box have fur coming out of it? And why does it smell terrible?"

You don't smell terrible! Just because you haven't taken a bath for about six years, or brushed your teeth for six years, or even looked in a mirror... Oh. That could honestly be a problem. You probably smell terrible.

Footsteps come over to you.

Actions.

>...Convince them you are a magical box genie. Or something. (Charisma, HARD)
>Pop out of it, and try to eat them! (Agility)
>...This is a perfect disguise, don't move an inch.
>Try to burst the box open, and reveal yourself! (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>382691
>...Convince them you are a magical box genie. Or something. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>382691
>...Convince them you are a magical box genie. Or something. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if they make a wish.
>>
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382703
>>
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382703
Alternatively we can pretend to be the all powerful BOX GHOST
>>
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382703
>>
>>382708
17+1=18

"Don't come any closer! I am magic box!"

"Boris! The box is talking!"

"I am a genie! Go away, or I will curse you!"

"Boris! This box is genie!"

"Comrade, this box is obvi-"

"BORIS! THE BOX IS A GENIE AND IS TALKING! WE MUST RUB IT FOR WISHES!"

"...Fine, Sedov. Your funeral."

The human who comes up to you rubs you on the stomach, is probably the one yelling at the human known as Boris...

"Magic genie box, I wish for pony! But not stupid feminine pony! I wish for strong, cossack pony!"

"...Sedov, how much vodka have you been drinking?"

Actions.

>...Grant his wish... Pop out of the box now. (Agility)
>...Uh... Sure! The pony will be in your apartment, or whatever.
>Sorry, but your wish hasn't worked due to insufficient rubbing.
>...Go away, please.
>Write-In
>>
>>382718
>...Grant his wish... Pop out of the box now. (Agility)
>>
>>382718
>...Grant his wish... Pop out of the box now. (Agility)
>>
>>382718
>>...Grant his wish... Pop out of the box now. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to get out of the box.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>382727
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>382730
Fucking shit
>>
Rolled 3, 5, 6, 12, 1, 12, 1, 19, 19, 12 = 90 (10d20)

THAT IS MY SECOND CRIT FAILURE IN 20 MINUTES IN THIS FUCKING THREAD ROLLING TO GET THE EVIL OUT
>>
>>382730
1
Critical Failure!

You attempt to get out, but all you manage to do is get stuck further... And burst your head out of the box.

"Boris! The box grew a head!"

"Sedov! Get away from the werewolf!"

"IT ATE MY FUCKING PONY! THE ASSHOLE!"

Sedov points a rifle at your head.

Shit.

Actions.

>Uh... I am your pony! Now, help me get free... Uh, Sedov! (Charisma, HARD)
>Uh... Could you guys help me out? (Charisma, HARD)
>...Bite down on the rifle? (Strength, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>382742
>Uh... I am your pony! Now, help me get free... Uh, Sedov! (Charisma, HARD)

I mean a dog is kind of like a horse.
>>
>>382742
>Uh... I am your pony! Now, help me get free... Uh, Sedov! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20.

I'll grant you a +2 for a convincing argument that you are in fact, a horse and not a werewolf.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>382757
>Neighhhh!
>>
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>382757
I'm not just any horse. I'm a wolf horse. Neighhhh
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>382757
You see, I'm a rare Antarctic horse
>>
13+2=15

Minor Failure!

"I'm not just any horse, I'm a wolf horse!"

You attempt to neigh, which just comes out as a sort of howl.

"Boris, It's a wolf horse!"

His hand goes out to pet you, but Boris tackles him.

"SEDOV YOU CYKA BYLAT! Don't fucking pet it!"

"But Bori-"

"SEDOV! IT'S A WEREWOLF AND WILL TURN YOU INTO ONE! Now, don't fucking touch it, and get the guards!"

"Bu-"

"SEDOV! IT IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU!"

"Boris! I have to pet it! It's a risk I'm willing to take!"

His hand is precautiously close to you now... Within biting range.

Actions.

>No, you are good wolf-horse! Besides, maybe you'll gain Boris's trust?
>...Bite his hand, and tear it off! (Strength)
>...Infect him. (Agility)
>What would a horse do... Uh, go closer to get petted? I guess?
>Write-In
>>
>>382786
>...Infect him. (Agility)
>>
>>382786
>No, you are good wolf-horse! Besides, maybe you'll gain Boris's trust?
>What would a horse do... Uh, go closer to get petted? I guess?
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>382786
>No, you are good wolf-horse! Besides, maybe you'll gain Boris's trust?
>What would a horse do... Uh, go closer to get petted? I guess?
>>
You move your head closer, and get petted... Oh, that actually feels nice... Now, if only he could get the ears...

"See! It is friendly! It is not werewolf!"

"How... I... I need to get some more vodka for this shit."

Boris gets up and starts chugging from his canteen, while Sedov starts petting you... It's fucking amazing, to be honest.

"Boris? Can you help me free it from the Box Genie's grasp?"

"...I don't fucking know anymore."

Sedov bashes the box with his rifle butt, and sets you free.

"Come on, I will name you... Stojan! After the king!" He starts scratching behind your ears, which is a godsend to you. Your tail begins wagging furiously.

You have gotten out of the box!

Actions.

>...Just a little longer... Please?
>Your hungry, and these guys seem like fine eating. (Agility)
>...Infect him. (Agility)
>Thank him for petting you... But, both of them are under arrest.
>Knock him out. (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>382825
>...Just a little longer... Please?
>Thank him for petting you... But, both of them are under arrest.
>>
You don't say anything and continue getting petted.

"Boris! Pet it with me, come on!"

"...Hang on, I'm seeing how much vodka is left in here."

"Boris! Come on!"

He sighs.

"...Fine, I guess."

His hand slowly goes towards your face.

"So... Uh, sorry about this, but... Your all under arrest."

Boris's hand launches back, and grabs his canteen and starts chugging it down again.

"I FUCKING CALLED IT!"

"Boris! Do not yell in front of Stojan! You are good wolf pony!"

"...Sorry, but you too, Sedov."

"B-But, you were supposed to be loyal, strong Cossack pony!"

Actions.

>Hussars are better then Cossacks... Maybe you'll learn that behind bars.
>Actually, not you. Your fine, Boris however, is not fine.
>Give them some sort of moral lesson to learn from all this. (Charisma)
>Tell me who you work for, and I might let the two of you go.
>Write-In
>>
>>382846
>Give them some sort of moral lesson to learn from all this. (Charisma)

If you see a giant ass wolf inside a box, then it's a probably a giant ass motherfucking wolf.
>>
>>382846
>Tell me who you work for, and I might let the two of you go.
We aren't after the small fish.
>>
>>382851
+1
>>
"...Tell me who you work for, and I might let the two of you go."

"See Boris! Wolf horse is fine!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S NOT A FUCKING WOLF HORSE!"

He goes back to chugging his canteen.

"Well, we work strange man known as Frolov, who hired us to protect these crates! He owns this electrical plant, apparently!"

"What's so valuable about them?"

"I don't know! He hired us to make sure they don't get stolen or anything!"

You break open a crate and you see... Methamphetamine?

"Hm..."

You turn back to the duo.

Actions.

>...Well, you kind of lied. Arrest them.
>Nah... They're alright with you. Tell them to scram.
>...Maybe you should hire them, or something.
>Eat them.
>...Is there any other guards?
>Write-In
>>
>>382869
>...Is there any other guards?

Ps I'm getting pretty tired. I'll probably quite after this or another action
>>
>>382869
>...Is there any other guards?
>>
"Is there any other guards?"

"Yeah, quite a few inside, but we aren't allowed inside."

"Why?"

"We're supposed to be out here in the cold to protect this stuff, not really go inside and protect whatever's in there."

"...Is there any guards outside?"

"Eh, besides us is Javoik, and Fabin. They guard front gate."

Ah.

Actions.

>...You kind of lied. Arrest them.
>Nah, they're alright with you. Tell them to scram.
>Hire them?
>Eat them.
>Infect them?
>Arrest them, but promise a fair trial for their compliance.
>Write-In
>>
>>382884
>Nah, they're alright with you. Tell them to scram.
>>
>>382884
>Hire them?
Not as guards though. Let's infect them.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.
>>
1=Hire
2=Tell them to leave.

I must be tired too, Jesus.

You decide to infect them, and hire them... Of course, you gotta decide how your gonna do this.

>Hey, you guys want to be werewolves? (Charisma)
>Forcibly infect them. (Strength)
>Infect them with a scratch! (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>382924
>Hey, you guys want to be werewolves?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1.

Additional +2 Modifier if you can give a good reason to Boris and Sedov.
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382932
>Werewolves are the ruling class now. Don't even need to get into the physical benefits.
>>
I'm getting the fucking worst rolls now
>>
>>382943
Since no one's on, feel free to roll an additional two times..
>>
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382932
If your friend becomes a werewolf you can pet them anytime
>>
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>382944
Thanks OP
>>
>>382947
That works too
>>
>>382947
20+3

Critical Success!

"Werewolves are the ruling class now, I don't even need to get into the phyiscal benefits... Not to mention, if your friend over there becomes a werewolf... You can pet them at any time."

Boris has drinked himself asleep, but Sedov is happy.

"Yay! My parents will be proud of me becoming part of the new ruiling class!"

"Alright, so this might sting a little..."

You bite down on his arm.

A few minutes later, both of them are good, honest werewolves. Boris is confused as fuck, but is too drunk to really care, while Sedov is still rather happy.

Actions.

>...Two other guards out here, eh? Send Sedov and Boris to.. Well, eat them. Hopefully you can get them to put aside humanity earlier.
>Nah, you'll take care of that, personally.
>Send Sedov and Boris to capture the guards.
>Leave the guards be, and go into the building.
>Write-In
>>
>>382959
>Send Sedov and Boris to capture the guards.
>>
You send Boris and Sendov to capture the guards....

20

They essentially grab them and run off back to you, before you've gone far. It seems they were checking out that howl you did earlier. They squirm in the arms of Boris and Sedov.

"Why are you doing this?"

"Eh, he told us to do this." Boris says, rather unshocked.
"It was fun!" Says Sedov.

"Please, let us go comrades!"

What do with the guards?

>Dig in!
>Infect them, of course.
>They're under arrest.
>Tell them to get the hell out of here.
>Write-In
>>
>>382973
>They're under arrest.
We need to do thangs propa now that we KANGZ
>>
>>382983
Judge Stojan.

"Don't worry, you aren't going to be eaten, your just under arrest."

"What?"

"For what?"

Actions.

>Well, take the law into your own hands... You'll personally convict them.
>Let the court handle it!
>List out their crimes! (Feel free to be silly as fuck, make it up, or be serious.)
>Write-In
>>
>>382984
>Let the court handle it!
>For now knock them out and tie them up. We have bigger fish to fry.
>>
You knock them out, and tie them up. The courts can handle their sentence.

You go up to the doors, and you have a few options...

>...HUSSAR CHARGE the front door, and demand their surrender! (Strength, +2)
>...Get Boris and Sedov to open the door.
>...Grab a heavy crate and toss it at the doors! (Strength)
>...Just open the doors. No need to be tacticool and risk getting shot.
>Write-In
>>
>>382991
>...HUSSAR CHARGE the front door, and demand their surrender! (Strength, +2)
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+7
>>
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>382994
Probably would have been smartest to just open the door but what's the fun in that? Also, everyone died I guess...
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>382994
I'll just roll again heh...
>>
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

Wow
>>
We're nearly over double the post count before bumping ceases.

3+7=10

Failure!

You ram up against the door, and hear shouting from the inside. The door fails to give way, but you've left a sizable dent in it...

And now, since it's about 8 AM in London, I'm going to pass out.

I'm going to continue Nazi Experimental Quest tommorow, since I'm suffering from some slight writing block when it comes to European Dragon Quest, but apparently not this.
>>
>>383004
Night OP. Probably good we stop now. I'd probably end up killing Stojan with all these terrible rolls.
>>
Yeah.
I'm just gonna say something, but I'll be honest, I prefer nice Stojan rather then Amoral Stojan, to be honest, I don't know why to be honest.
>>
>>383012
Yeah same. Im one of the moralfags I guess. It's not that Stojan would be what I consider "nice" but more he's not a sociopathic edgelord out to make every human into a pretzel.
>>
>>383012
Agreed or well at least not insane/sociopathic Stojan. Honestly human-pretzel maker Stojan pulling that stunt once was kinda funny, more than that was pushing it. Then again I'm a moral fag so maybe my standards are a little skewed
>>
New Nazi Quest is going up soon.

Don't get me wrong though, a little bit of edginess is fine, mostly because I'd rather not have this go the direction of Star Trek.

>>383026
He might not make people pretzels, but he's probably wanting to well, get rid of humanity and shit.
>>
So anons, since I can't post another thread yet, do you guys want to continue on here?
>>
>>384275
Sure.
>>
Yeah, I don't know why but /qst/ is weird about killing threads. I was fully prepared for a second thread too.

Last time on Nazi Experimental Quest, we had a really interesting time when it came to human pretzel making and begin to become an edgelord, we took over a city and proclaimed ourself KANGZ, discovered our inner /pol/ack, ate a fuckton of people, and became bigger and stronker. We also are after El Presidente, and we ate Penultimo. Then, we got trapped in a box, convinced two guards that we were not werewolves, but are in fact, a "wolf horse". We then converted them into the ruling class. We also made WLM.
We're also trying to become the hero Poland deserves, and the hero it needs right now.

You slam up against the door, leaving a good sized dent, easily about the size of your head... However, you fail to break it down and you hear yelling from inside.

"Why didn't we just open the door, comrade?"

"...I don't know. It could of been locked."

A few gunshots go through the windows, and you hit the dirt.

"They know we're here now, comrades!"

"They already knew we were here, Boris!"

"Sedov! Shut your fucking stupid face and get down on the ground!"

"Yes comrade!" Sedov hits the dirt, just in time for a bullet to go straight past where he originally was.

You recognize the guns firing at you as... Well, at least one machine gun covering the door, and a few SMGs for support. You'd get butchered if you charged through the front door, though you suspect you'll be able to take quite a few bullets.

Actions.

>Ram it again! (Strength, +2)
>Try to climb in through one of the windows! (Agility)
>Just fucking tear the door off it's hinges already. (Strength)
>Take out your MG-42 (and if you guys want, dual wield the M249. I think you barely have enough strength to simply have a -1 modifier on dual wielding. Machinegunning)
>Demand they come out with their cla- You mean hands up. (Intimidation, HARD)
>Can you guys just say something to stop them from firing at us?
>Boris! Pass me your vodka canteen and a bottle, I'll make a Molotov out of it! (Intelligence)
>Write-In

Stojan is Somewhat Hungry (-1)
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>>384275
Sure. They really should give OPs an ability to delete their own threads.
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>>384295
>Last time on Nazi Experimental Quest, we had a really interesting time when it came to human pretzel making and begin to become an edgelord, we took over a city and proclaimed ourself KANGZ, discovered our inner /pol/ack, ate a fuckton of people, and became bigger and stronker. We also are after El Presidente, and we ate Penultimo. Then, we got trapped in a box, convinced two guards that we were not werewolves, but are in fact, a "wolf horse". We then converted them into the ruling class. We also made WLM.
>We're also trying to become the hero Poland deserves, and the hero it needs right now.

Jesus, our fucking rolls made this happen.
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>>384295
>Demand they come out with their cla- You mean hands up. (Intimidation, HARD)
May as well get more comrades.

The RNC so far has been a shitshow. Band was shit.
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>>384307
RNC? Sorry, I don't really watch the news.
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>>384295
>Boris! Pass me your vodka canteen and a bottle, I'll make a Molotov out of it! (Intelligence)
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Gonna roll.

1=Make them surrender.
2=Molotov!
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Roll me a 1d20+1

An additional +2 modifier is avaliable if you can point out why they should surrender to not get fucked.
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>>384320
Republican National Convention. Watching it get restreamed on Twitch.
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>384326
Kill me, the King, and all my men will come for you.
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"Kill me, the King, and my men will come for you!"

14+3=17

Borderline Success!

The firing stops for a few seconds, but you can tell a sudden move is liable for them to fire back at you.

Actions.

>...Try to reason further! (Charisma, HARD)
>Surprise them, and charge through the door! (Strength, +2)
>Try to climb through a window. (Agility)
>Write-In
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>>384357
>Surprise them, and charge through the door! (Strength, +2)
They are still criminals, after all.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>384374
Anyone else here?
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Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>384374
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>>384385
20+7=27

Critical Success!

You charge through the door, and go through several people like an angry, giant, fuzzy steam roller.

Your charge ends at the end of the hallway, and when you look behind you see at least twelve guards unconcious, and one guy ontop of a hanging light. Jesus, how the hell did he get up there?

Around you, you see a DSHK machine gun, alongside plenty of PPSHs.

What do with the twelve unconcious guy?

>Justice hungers! Eat them!
>Justice hungers, but you gotta teach the new guys that eating humans isn't too bad. (Charisma)
>Arrest them! You are a kang after all!
>Infect them.
>...Lecture them, then do something else... (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>384410
reenact 12 Angry Men.

But seriously
>Arrest them! You are a kang after all!
and grab your allies.
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>>384410
>Justice hungers, but you gotta teach the new guys that eating humans isn't too bad. (Charisma)

I can't believe this thread is still going on. At this rate it'll tech 1488 posts therefore unleashing the true inner /pol/ack in Stojan.

Also stuff is going down in Cleveland
>>
yeah.

Wow, holy shit the fucking RNC is trying to not get Trump in, and the delegates are waging a revolution, holy shit.
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>>384410
>Arrest them! You are a kang after all!
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>>384436
Also what's happening in Cleveland?
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>>384452
The #NeverTrump forces are doing a roll call on delegates pledged to Trump. They're holding a yay or nay election about it right now at the convention and the yay (Pro-Trump) are dominating it. I'm not even sure man.
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You arrest them, and take your allies down the hall way. You go into the main room, and see plenty of boxes, and a man in a suit attempting to hide in the corner.

"Hey, that's our boss!"

What do?

>Go down there and grab him. He should know where El Presidente is. (Strength)
>Order Boris and Sedov to restrain him.
>Write-In
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>>384452
Anti Trumpers just got BTFO by Trump delegates. From what I'm seeing, they tried to force Cruz into being the GOP candidate, and failed miserably.
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>>384479
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>>384483
fuck I meant
>Go down there and grab him. He should know where El Presidente is. (Strength)
>>
>>384479
>Order Boris and Sedov to restrain him.

This is the first presidential election that I've actually payed attention to and I have to say, this shit is crazy.
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>>384479
>Go down there and grab him. He should know where El Presidente is. (Strength)
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Roll me a 1d20+5 for grabbing.
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Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>384491
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>384491
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>>384494
17+5=22

Good Success!

You go down there, and the man attempts to flee. You easily grab him by the shoulder and lift him up, getting a hold of his neck.

"Let me go!"

Actions.

>Take the law into your own hands! Use some unsavory tactics, such as beating the shit out of him! (Strength, also specify how severe you want to beat him, since that effects how hard it'll be.)
>Don't assault him, but demand to know where El Presidente is! (Intimidation, HARD)
>Infect him.
>Meh, just eat him. He's a meth dealer, he had it coming.
>You aren't in the best position... Tell me what you know, and I'll take pity on you. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>384505
>Don't assault him, but demand to know where El Presidente is! (Intimidation, HARD)
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>>384505
>>Don't assault him, but demand to know where El Presidente is! (Intimidation, HARD
>>
>>384505
>Don't assault him, but demand to know where El Presidente is! (Intimidation, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1

Additional +2 for any good threats.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>384540
You could easily fit in my mouth.
>>
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>384540
>>
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>384540
>I'll kill you... Or something...
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>>384549
13+3=16

"You could easily fit in my mouth... Tell me, where's El Presidente?"

13+3=16
Minor Failure!

"H-He'll kill me!"

"I will also, if you don't tell me where he is!"

"Yo-You can't do that! I demand a trial!"

Actions.

>Whelp, eat him.
>...Assault time. (Strength, specify how severe.)
>You have nothing to fear, alright? Come on, tell me where he is. (Charisma, HARD)
>...You have an idea, you could rip off an arm, that will show your serious, right? (Strength.)
>...Fine, alright?
>Write-In
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>>384576
>>...Assault time. (Strength, specify how severe.)
Eat the fucker's nose
>>
>>384576
>You have nothing to fear, alright? Come on, tell me where he is. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>384578
This
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>384591
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>384591
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>384591
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>>384594
8+5=13

Failure!

You tear off his nose and eat it in front of him, he yells in pain.

"Will you tell me where the bastard is?"

"I-I can't feel my nose! I ca-"

"Tell me, damn it!"

"I won't! You'll kill me as soon as I tell you!"

Actions.

>...Whelp, time for more bodily harm. (Strength, Specify how severe.)
>Come on dude, just tell me! (Charisma, HARD)
>Goddamn it, just eat him.
>Threaten him further! (Intimidation, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>384609
>Come on dude, just tell me! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>384609
>Come on dude, just tell me! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1, and an additional +2 if you can argue why he should tell you.
>>
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>384627
Where your nose went the rest of you might go, if you don't just fucking tell me.
>>
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>384627
>Tell me and I won't kill you!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>384627
I'll kill you in worse ways than El presidente
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"Where your nose went the rest of you might go, if you don't fucking tell me... Not to mention, I'll kill you in worse ways then El Presidente."

He swallows.

"O-Ok! I'll tell you! He's in his home, right outside of the city!"

"What's the address?"

He gives you the address, and you drop him to the ground.

Actions.

>...Eat him, he's of no further use.
>Arrest him. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>Kill him with a decapitation.
>...Make a public example out of him. The people will not fear his ilk any longer! (Specify with what to do with him.)
>Write-In with what to do with him.
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>>384676
>Arrest him. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
Good Cop
>>
>>384676
>>...Make a public example out of him. The people will not fear his ilk any longer! (Specify with what to do with him.)
Eat him in public, he's a meth dealer and a bitch who refuse to cooperate with their king
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>>384676
>>Arrest him. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>>
>>384676
>...Make a public example out of him. The people will not fear his ilk any longer! (Specify with what to do with him.)

Tar and chicken feathers
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>>384676
>Arrest him. (Stojan becomes more lawful.)
>>
You arrest him, and haul him with the others. He curses you, but you feel like you did the right thing, in the end.

Besides, his nose tasted pretty good, to be honest.

You decide to head to the address given to you by the owner, and see a rather quaint little house, with a fence and a swingset outside. The lights are on inside.

Actions.

>Knock on the door.
>...CHARGE THE DOOR! (Strength, +2)
>Order Boris and Sedov to breach and clear!
>Go towards the back.
>Write-In
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>>384693
>>...CHARGE THE DOOR! (Strength, +2)
>>
>>384693
>>Knock on the door.
>>
>>384693
>...CHARGE THE DOOR! (Strength, +2)
>>
>>384693
>>...CHARGE THE DOOR! (Strength, +2)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7
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>>384693
>Knock on the door.


We should've gotten actual back-up at some point, oh well...
>>
Wait there might be kids inside. There's a swing set. Let's just knock
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>384705
>>
Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>384705
>>
>>384713
19+7=26

Overwhelming Success!

You charge through the door, easily breaking through it. A yell from besides you causes you to turn around, to see a rather old man, with two kids.

"Senor, why did you just break through my door? You could've just knocked."

"Are... Are you El Presidente?"

"I am, yes. Right now I am busy taking care of my grandchildren."

Actions.

>Alright, hands up, and don't move!
>Meh, eat him.
>...He probably has an ace up his sleeve... Demand to know what it is.
>Tell Boris and Sedov to take care of the children, NO, not eat them, just uh... Do the police thing, hot chocolate and blankets, I guess. (Stojan is more kind towards children.)
>Tell Boris and Sedov to take care of the kids. By eating them, of course.
>Write-In
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>>384725
>>Tell Boris and Sedov to take care of the children, NO, not eat them, just uh... Do the police thing, hot chocolate and blankets, I guess. (Stojan is more kind towards children.)
>>
Alright, so all the EDG threads, and all the Nazi Experiment Quest threads are now archived.

However, someone is going to have to help me when it comes time to archive this one, because this thread is loooooooooooooong and I've not kept up with what happened at all. Whoever can come up with a good 140 character description that properly sums up this thread, you're the hero we deserve.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=QuestingQM
>>384725
>>Tell Boris and Sedov to take care of the children, NO, not eat them, just uh... Do the police thing, hot chocolate and blankets, I guess. (Stojan is more kind towards children.)
>>
>>384725
>Tell Boris and Sedov to take care of the children, NO, not eat them, just uh... Do the police thing, hot chocolate and blankets, I guess. (Stojan is more kind towards children.)
>>
"Boris, Sedov! Take care of the children, do the police thing!"

"You got it, comrade! Come on kids!"
Sedov gives the children a piggyback ride out of the room.

"I'm not even surprised anymore by Sedov."
Boris walks out with Sedov... You have to admit, that was rather entertaining.

"So."

"I assume you've come to arrest me, senor?"

Actions.

>Yep. Hands up.
>Nope! I've come here to eat you! Justice Hungers!
>...Depends, really.
>Write-In
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>>384734
I have two entries

>A lot of stuff happened

>Stojan gets drunk, becomes a edgelord but redeems himself. He becomes the king (or KANG) of Poland and becomes a social advocate of werewolves.

You might be able to shorten the latter, ecspecially since the character limit.

>>384753
Yep. Hands up.
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>>384753
Yep. Hands up.
If you want, I can foster your children while you're in jail.
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>>384753
>>Yep. Hands up.
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>>384757
If I remove the or then the second one fits, making it.
>Stojan gets drunk, becomes a edgelord but redeems himself. He becomes the king (KANG) of Poland and becomes a social advocate of werewolves.

Thank you. Unless something else big happens before this thread is done I'll be using that when I archive it. Unless someone beats me to it at least.

>>384753
>>Yep. Hands up.
>>
>>384763
scratch that. read earlier as children.
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"Yep, hands up."

He slowly gets up and grabs his cane.

"Senor, do you know what twenty-five years of ruling a criminal organization has taught me?"

"...What is it?"

"Always have a back up plan."

He slowly reaches for a piece of paper, and hands it to you.

"Uh... What's in this?"

"My experience, king."

You open it up, and essentially see a resume, complete with criminal jobs, career, and a list of associates and complete with the hierarchy of his organization, not to mention a complete list of dealers.

Actions.

>Are you trying to get me to hire you for a cabinet position?
>So? I don't really care, you're coming with me.
>Why exactly do you want me to hire you?
>Write-In
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>>384779

>Are you trying to get me to hire you for a cabinet position? Because it's working.
>>
>>384779
>>Are you trying to get me to hire you for a cabinet position?
>>
>>384779
>Are you trying to get me to hire you for a cabinet position?

Having connections with organized crime can come in handy ruling our part of Poland.
>>
"...Are you trying to get me to hire you for a cabinet position?"

"Yes, of course I am, senor."

"...Why?"

"Well, while the Soviet occupation has been great for business, I hypothesize that working with the government will be better, especially since I'd rather not end up an old man in prison. Also, I'm getting too old to really manage a criminal underground."

Actions.

>...I'll be willing to take you on, so long as you get rid of your illicit dealings with the drug market.
>I'll be willing to take you on, sure!
>Yeah, no. I don't really plan on that.
>Would you care if I turned you into a werewolf?
>Write-In
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>>384801
>>...I'll be willing to take you on, so long as you get rid of your illicit dealings with the drug market.
>>
>>384801
>>...I'll be willing to take you on, so long as you get rid of your illicit dealings with the drug market.
>>
>>384801
>...I'll be willing to take you on, so long as you get rid of your illicit dealings with the drug market.

Although we should be cautious. If the people want us to get rid of him then he could blackmail us.
>>
>>384812
Then we just eat him
>>
>>384801
>>...I'll be willing to take you on, so long as you get rid of your illicit dealings with the drug market.
>>
"I'll be willing to take you on, so long as you get rid of your illicit dealings with the drug market."

"Say no more."

He picks up a phone, and starts calling someone.

"Is this Werner? Si, I need to talk to your boss."

"...Who are you ca-"

"Silence, one minute amigo, I need to take care of something first. Yes, is this Josef? Si, I need to speak to your boss."

This goes on for four minutes.

"Ah! Ralph, just the amigo I wanted to speak to... You remember our arrangment for the middle park dealing? Well, I just wanted to tell you something..."
You hear a mumble from the phone.

"Well, amigo... I just wanted to say... You're fucking dead! I've dealt with your fucking shit for long enough, you goddamned motherfucking lazy-ass-shit excuse for a den boss! I fucking hired you to take care of the dealings in the center park district, not to use my product! Your fucking dead, and I hope you're right by a goddamned church, because your going to need several layers of fucking padding for the whoop-ass I'm about to give you! You son of a fucking slut!"
He slams the phone down, and goes to a small radio.

"Send the fucking cleaners after Ralph!"
He turns off the radio, without waiting for an answer back.

"What the hell was that about?"

"Had to take care of one of my den bosses personally, was taking some of my product and killed one of my girls, had to make sure he got his fair share, if you know what I mean."

"...Girls?"

"Si."

"...If you took care of him personally, how the hell does that mean you took care of your dealings?"

"That, is the beauty of the criminal underground. Most of the other den bosses get their orders from him, and with my desertion, they'll have no where to go.

Actions.

>...On second thought, no.
>Alright, let's get going then.
>Mind if I ask if you'll be alright with being a werewolf?
>Write-In
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>>384848
>Alright, let's get going then.
Offer him a chance to be a werewolf.
>>
>>384848
>Alright, let's get going then.

Is this a theme with you and Hispanic characters? I remember meeting Franco and he constantly said 'si' and 'amigo'
>>
>>384878
I don't know, honestly.
That's the only words I can remember learning from my Spanish gf, senpai
>>
>>384848
>>Alright, let's get going then.
>>
"Alright, let's get going then."

You head out back, where Boris is shaking his head. Sedov is apparently playing with Presidente's kids.

"Something wrong, Boris?"

"Sedov is being stupid, once again."

"...That's not surprising, come on, we're going."

"But comrades, they want to play!" Sedov gets hit in the face by a snowball.

"...No, not now, alright?"

Presidente says something in Spanish to his grandkids, who go back inside the house.

"What did you tell them?"

"I told them to get ready to head back to their parent's house."

"Oh, alright."

You walk back slowly to City hall, and it is morning by the time you get there, and you are exhausted.

"Stojan, what are we supposed to do?"

"...Sedov, I'm fucking exhausted."

Actions.

>...Just guard city hall, alright?
>Declare Sedov the royal petter, the only one who can pet the king...
>...Just... Go away, I guess.
>I guess you guys can guard me.
>Write-In
>>
>>384923
>>I guess you guys can guard me.
Coheads of Royal Guard
>>
>>384923
>I guess you guys can guard me.

Does Stojan live with other commanders in the command bunker, city hall or some other building?
>>
>>384951
I'm assuming you guys brought your sleeping bags and are sleeping in City Hall, unless you guys want to sleep somewhere else, I guess.
>>
>>384923
>>I guess you guys can guard me.
>>
>>384957
make command bunker comfy
>>
"You guys can guard me, I guess."

"Oh, alright comrade! We will protect you with our lives!"

"...This should be entertaining."

You go into city hall with Presidente.

"Stojan, you can just call me Santiago."

"Alright... Now, hang on..."

You pass out in your sleeping mat, next to Ivanka.

You wake up in the morning, and get up off the tiled floors.
You also decide this might be a good time to talk to someone, or do something.

Actions. (Choose Three)

>...You remember the whole crate incident, and... Well, you should probably take care of personal hygiene, that is very important to health, after all. Find the mayor's residence, and well, clean yourself up.
>Talk to Ivanka.
>...You should probably talk to dad, maybe he has advice for you or something.
>See how Boris and Sedov are doing.
>Talk to Leopold.
>See how the Ambassadors are doing.
>See how Santiago is doing.
>See what Dem is doing.
>Write-In
>>
>>384975
>>...You remember the whole crate incident, and... Well, you should probably take care of personal hygiene, that is very important to health, after all. Find the mayor's residence, and well, clean yourself up.
>>Talk to Ivanka.
>>
>>384975
>...You remember the whole crate incident, and... Well, you should probably take care of personal hygiene, that is very important to health, after all. Find the mayor's residence, and well, clean yourself up.
>Talk to Ivanka.
>...You should probably talk to dad, maybe he has advice for you or something.

Did Ivanka lose weight while we were doing other stuff or is she still overweight?
>>
>>384975
>...You remember the whole crate incident, and... Well, you should probably take care of personal hygiene, that is very important to health, after all. Find the mayor's residence, and well, clean yourself up.
>Talk to Ivanka.
>...You should probably talk to dad, maybe he has advice for you or something.
>>
>>384989
She's beginning to lose weight, but is still overweight.

You decide to finally clean yourself up. After searching around for a while, you eventually find the mayor's house not too far away from city hall. You unlock the door, and step in. You head into the bathroom, which you remember is where humans clean themselves up, and you decided to look at yourself in the mirror... Which is a little hard, since the mirror only goes up to about your chest. You rip off the mirror and look at yourself.

Choices.

>Huh, you look like... (Write-In for what you look like.)
>Here's what you look like... (I just write what you guys look like.)
>You don't really care what you look like. (We just ignore Stojan's physically description.)
>>
>>385013
>Here's what you look like...
>>
>>385013
>Here's what you look like... (I just write what you guys look like.)

Although I picture Stojan as having lighter, mostly white coat since Nicolae has a white coat.
>>
Alright, writing.

You look... Well, you look like the example of a human wrestler, if but you do have rather dark fur, and you do realize... Well, you are intimidating as fuck. Why?

Well, first off you have the occasional blood stain on your fur, not to mention your teeth and mouth have been stained with blood, which is quite frankly, terrifying. Also, the red glowing eyes doesn't really help. You also are rather... Not fat, or overweight, but have a noticeable stomach, have plenty of dirt stains on your body, and your back is nearly red with dried blood. Jesus... Not your tail is also covered in dried blood. Your fur is also slightly tangled, and unkempt. You look more like a barbarian, then a king.

Actions.

>Nah, you look good! No need to change it! You like the whole "bloody conqueror" thing!
>...You should probably get rid of the dried blood, take a bath.
>...Clean your mouth and teeth, dental hygine is extremely important, especially since you need teeth to eat people. And you haven't cleaned them for over six years.
>...You gotta look kingly, not like a barbarian or something. Find some clothes that fit, and if they don't... Well, make them fit.
>Find a comb.
>Write-In
>>
>>385097
>>...You should probably get rid of the dried blood, take a bath.
>>...Clean your mouth and teeth, dental hygine is extremely important, especially since you need teeth to eat people. And you haven't cleaned them for over six years.
>>...You gotta look kingly, not like a barbarian or something. Find some clothes that fit, and if they don't... Well, make them fit.
>>Find a comb.
Also, some exercise
>>
>>385097
>>...Clean your mouth and teeth, dental hygine is extremely important, especially since you need teeth to eat people. And you haven't cleaned them for over six years.
>>...You gotta look kingly, not like a barbarian or something. Find some clothes that fit, and if they don't... Well, make them fit.
>>
>>385102
This

We should find that Italian tailor. He can be in charge of our wardrobe.
>>
You decide to take a bath. Which is rather hard, since you are rather cramped in it. Hm...

Actions.

>...Break the bathtub, and roll up some mats to put underneath the door. (Strength)
>You can make it work! Try to fit! (Agility, HARD)
>...Shit, this isn't going to work, is it? You saw the people next door had a pool, perhaps you can use it.
>Write-In
>>
>>385133
>You can make it work! Try to fit! (Agility, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can fit.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>385152
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>385152
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>385152
>>
19

Great Success!

You squeeze into it the bathtub, which... Well, it's really hard to move. You turn on the faucet and begin cleaning yourself.

It takes you at least three hours to get the blood out, and you step out, much cleaner, and looking less like someone who eats people. Which you do, but you'd rather not really expose that. The bathtub is bloodstained, and your fairly sure that it looks like the sight of a crime or something.

You then go to your teeth... What do?

>Brush FURIOUSLY! (Strength)
>Just try to pick it out with your claws, it should work after all. (Agility)
>Hmm... Just get a towel with some water and clean it off. It'll be fine, right?
>Write-In
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>>385176
>>Brush FURIOUSLY! (Strength)
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>>385183
This.
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Roll me a 1d20+5 for brushing.
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>>385176
Get the bleach and some acid out. Maybe el presidentè can help clean this up.
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Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>385190
Dice god
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7+5=12

Minor Failure!

You attempt to brush, but the blood isn't coming out... The toothbrush breaks in your mouth as you try to brush FURIOUSLY.

Actions.

>...You gotta take it to the next level, get some acid and bleach out. It'll hurt like hell, but it's probably worth it. (Strength)
>Try to pick it out! (Agility)
>Just put some water on a towel and clean your teeth. There we go.
>Write-In
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>
>>385218
>Just put some water on a towel and clean your teeth. There we go.

It'll work.
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>>385218
>...You gotta take it to the next level, get some acid and bleach out. It'll hurt like hell, but it's probably worth it. (Strength)
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>>385218
>Just put some water on a towel and clean your teeth. There we go.

Imagine if we rolled a 1 and died from bleach poisoning. What a way to end a quest.
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>>385218
>...You gotta take it to the next level, get some acid and bleach out. It'll hurt like hell, but it's probably worth it. (Strength)
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Roll me a 1d20+5, if this doesn't work you'll just clean your teeth with water.
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>385261
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>385261
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>>385268
18+5=20

Great Success!

You apply some bleach and acid... Which actually helps! Your teeth are effectively white as pearls! Huh, that ended well. Now... You have to find some clothes, so you don't walk around naked.

Actions.

Roll me a 1d20 to find a fitting suit or clothes. This will effect how well the clothes fit... Also, any specific clothes you want to find?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>385280
David Bowie circa Labyrinth senpai
Only man I'd ever go degenerate for
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>385280
A tracksuit
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>>385287
What? I'm kind of confused.
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You find a track suit, and put it on. It says Addias on it, and... It fits decently enough, though it's really small on you.

With that done, you decide to take care of your rebellious fur, and get all the remaining dirt out of it!

Roll me a 1d20+5
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>>385297
An outfit like this. Almost swashbuckly, with a pair of black dress pants.

I was also saying, as a straight male, I would fuck Bowie
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>385315
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>385315
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11+5=16

You look... Great! Hell, you look less like a barbarian, and more like a civilized person, it's remarkable what some cleaning up can do.

You also note you don't smell terrible anymore, and smell... Great!

You decide to find Ivanka, which you find ontop of the roof, carefully aiming down the sighs of her PTRD. She doesn't seem to have seen you yet.

Actions.

>...Sneak up on her. (Agility)
>Say hi, and let her know your here.
>...Go back down the stairs... You should get her a gift or something.
>Write-In
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>>385345
Btw with track suit are we now a slav?
>...Sneak up on her. (Agility)
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>>385348
Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can sneak up on your waifu.
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>>385345
>...Sneak up on her. (Agility)

>>385348
Stojan is and always has been Polish
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>385362
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>385362
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>>385373
17

You sneak up behind Ivanka, silently...

Actions.

>...Poke her.
>Scare her.
>...No, no... Pet her. Hell yeah!
>Write-In
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>>385381
>...No, no... Pet her. Hell yeah!
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>>385385
hell yeah
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You carefully put your heads over her head, and begin petting her. She quickly turns around, and gives you a faint smile.

"Comrade Stojan? What are you doing?"

"Petting you, obviously."

"...Well... Continue, please."

"I had no intentions of stopping."

"Good... Good... Is it just me, comrade, or do you smell better?"

"I cleaned myself up."

"Oh. Interesting, comrade."

She puts her rifle down to the side, and looks at you.

"So, mind if I ask you a question?"

"What is it, Ivanka?"

"Well... Why did you declare yourself king? Your ruler of Poland! You can strike against the capitalists, seize the means of production, and uplift the proletariat! Not assist the bourgeois and continue the oppression of the common man! Sorry if I sound preachy... I'm just distracted by... Your petting."

Actions.

>...I thought I told you I wasn't a communist.
>...Soon, Ivanka, soon.
>Come on, Ivanka. You should get out of your communist ideals. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>385404
>>...Soon, Ivanka, soon.

We could always compromise with Ivanka in a way but not give in too much. However if lurkers are here I'll vote to try and sway her away from communism.
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>>385404
>>...Soon, Ivanka, soon.
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"Erh... Soon Ivanka, soon."

"Good! The revolution will be glorious, comrade!" She gives you a hug, then asks you yet another question.

"...Why did you declare yourself king anyways? Besides appeasing the capitalist pigs?"

>Personal glory, really.
>The people need a strong hand to guide them!
>King sounds cool, to be honest.
>...Well, since I was a young boy, I was always fascinated with hussars, kings, that sort of thing.
>Write-In
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>>385458
>>The people need a strong hand to guide them!
>>...Well, since I was a young boy, I was always fascinated with hussars, kings, that sort of thing.
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>>385470
seconding
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>>385458
>The people need a strong hand to guide them!
>>
"The people need a strong leader to guide them!"

You scratch the back of your neck.

"...Also because I was always fascinated with hussars, kings, that sort of thing."

"You know, you never told me how your childhood was."

Choices.

>...I grew up in a poor part of Warsaw, and my family quickly joined the army to secure funding to get a small house outside of Warsaw for farming. (Stojan is a little more disciplined and humble.)
>I grew up on a rather poor farm, my father served in the army and became a deacon a few years ago. (Stojan becomes a little more humble.)
>I grew up in a rather successful farm, and my siblings joined the army, and I followed suit. (Stojan becomes more disciplined.)
>I grew up in a farm, and there we go.
>Write-In.
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>>385511
>>...I grew up in a poor part of Warsaw, and my family quickly joined the army to secure funding to get a small house outside of Warsaw for farming. (Stojan is a little more disciplined and humble.)
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>>385511
>...I grew up in a poor part of Warsaw, and my family quickly joined the army to secure funding to get a small house outside of Warsaw for f
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>>385526
seconding
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"I grew up in a poor part of Warsaw, and my family quickly joined the army to secure funding to get a small house outside of Warsaw for farming."

"Oh, really? I mean, I knew you lived outside of Warsaw, I just wanted to know a little more."

"Yeah, don't worry about it."

"...Have you heard about your father?"

"What about him?"

"Well, he heard about you turning a man into a pretzel, and with you trying to proclaim yourself king... Well, he's kind of pissed off at you."

"...That's just how war works, damn it."

Actions.

>...I suppose I better talk to him.
>...How angry is he?
>I don't give a damn if he's angry, he might be my father, but I am his king!
>Write-In
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>>385551
>>...I suppose I better talk to him.
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>>385551
>>...I suppose I better talk to him.
>>...How angry is he?
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>>385551
>...I suppose I better talk to him.
>...How angry is he?

Fucking edgelords...
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>>385564
I fucking know, right? I felt like a dick, and you wanted to be done with it and move on if I remember correctly
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>>385580
I just wanted to kill the poor bastards and move on. I also remember the pretzel people wanted Stojan to be Norse Pagan.
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"Well... Sorry, but I gotta talk to him then."

"Oh."

"Just wondering... How angry is he?"

"...He was angry enough that he broke his fast, and I think he's dissapointed in himself."

"...He broke his fast?"

"Yeah."

You go down the stairs, and attempt to find your Dad, who's... Well... Praying. The office he's in has... Well, it looks like earlier he got pissed off. Papers scatter the floor, one of the telephones has been wrapped around the ceiling fan, and scratches are on the walls all over.

Actions.

>...Your dad's probably still angry. Just walk away and wait a little later.
>...Your dad may be angry, but you are a man... Go into the room.
>...Send someone in there as a test to see if he's still angry or not.
>Write-In
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>>385591
Yeah I remember. Fuck, we buttered him up and started worshiping Thor. We belong in European Dragon Quest as Ren's brother who his dad loves.
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>>385596
>>...Your dad may be angry, but you are a man... Go into the room.
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>>385596
>>...Your dad may be angry, but you are a man... Go into the room.
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>>385596
>...Your dad may be angry, but you are a man... Go into the room.
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You slowly step into the room.

"Dad?"

Your dad takes a deep breath.

"Son. I've been meaning to talk to you."

"...I've heard."

"I hope."

He gets up slowly.

"...So... What exactly are you angry about?"

"Well... First off, I've heard what you've said to Leopold."

"...About werewolves being the better race, and not being dicks to them?"

"...And your Hellenic heresy."

"Yes... Stojan Kopanski. I have also heard about your... Pretzel mishap."

"O-Oh."

"...Then, about your recent "promotion to being a king."

He slams his fist down on a desk, which breaks it.

"I thought I raised you to be Catholic! I didn't raise you to be a god forsaken heathen! I didn't raise you to be a sadist! I didn't raise you to be a nazi! What happened, Stojan Kopanski, to make you turn your back on God! What happened to restoring the old country, a land of democracy and peace? What happened?!"

You are slightly terrified by your father.

Actions.

>I-I can explain, alright dad? Things change! (Charisma, HARD)
>I don't need to explain myself to you, alright?
>I don't need you slowing me down!
>Write-In
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>>385644
>Say whaaat? I was just overly drunk. If anything it's Petrov. He put those ideas in my head when I was drunk. He's been going on about how bad Catholicism and how he's so superior with his new body. I would never do or say such a thing. (Lie, Charisma, HARD)
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes.
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>>385644
>>I-I can explain, alright dad? Things change! (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>385704
For lies or the truth? Because I would prefer the truth which would make it a tie.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling for truth or lie.

1=Truth.
2=Lie
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>385704
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>385704
>>
18+3=21

Great Success!

"I-I can explain, dad!"

"You better. Now, tell me about your little... Werewolf superiority thing that's going on."

He turns back at you, and he takes a seat, patiently.

Actions.

>Werewolves are equal to humans, dad, I think that just got mistranslated, alright? (Lie, Charisma, Hard)
>Werewolves are better, we're the alpha predators, but that doesn't mean we have to be needlessly cruel to humans.
>Werewolves are better, isn't it obvious? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Write-In
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>>385722
Nice save.
>>385740
>Werewolves are better, we're the alpha predators, but that doesn't mean we have to be needlessly cruel to humans.
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>>385740
>Werewolves are better, we're the alpha predators, but that doesn't mean we have to be needlessly cruel to humans.

Rudy Giuliani is really high energy
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"Werewolves are better, we're the alpha predators, but that doesn't mean we have to be needlessly cruel to humans."

He sighs.

"At least your being honest with me. I don't personally hold a position on this, but I take this as a warning sign. You continue down this road, and it will lead to humanity being second-class citizens. Hell, the constitution has humans biased against slightly! What about your human family? Your brother, your sister... What would they think?"

Actions.

>Don't get family involved in this, dad.
>...I guess a little disappointed with me, huh? (Stojan will no longer be sociopathic towards humans.)
>Please, as if I care what they think! (Stojan begins to ignore his family.)
>They deserve to be lycanthropes, not humans!
>Write-In
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>>385740
>Write-In
"I wasn't in full control of myself at the time of saying that. If you want to understand why, basically I was experiencing a form of battle-rage where I act outside of my character. Just ask {name of that one German scientist} as he explained it to me.

All you need to know is this, I regret making that man into a pretzel, I regret then making others into a pretzel, I regret declaring that I had changed religion when I hadn't, I regret many things and I can't really explain my whole opinion on werewolf-human population and societal interactions quickly but I don't really think of it like that. I feel that humans and werewolf's are, in the case of werewolf's designed, meant for different roles.

We are stronger, faster yet at the same time our survival is intrinsically linked to their survival. If we could survive without eating them, I wouldn't do it but that isn't an option. We are treading political grounds never tread before in our world and I will certainly make mistakes, I am not human but I am close enough to expect my self to be flawed."
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>>385776
>Don't get family involved in this, dad.
Although if they want to be I would gladly offer to turn them into Lycanthropes
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>>385776
>>...I guess a little disappointed with me, huh? (Stojan will no longer be sociopathic towards humans.)
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>>385776
>...I guess a little disappointed with me, huh? (Stojan will no longer be sociopathic towards humans.)
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>>385779
Dam it! That was a excellent write in!

I can't let a write-in like that go to waste.
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>>385785
You wouldn't believe how many write-in's I have done for your quests. At this point you have almost all of my length write-in's.
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"...A little disappointed with me."

"Exactly."

"However, I wasn't in full control of myself at the time of saying that. If you want to understand why, basically I was experiencing a form of battle-rage where I act outside of my character. Just ask Karkmann as he explained it to me! But, all you need to know is this, I regret making that man into a pretzel, I regret then making others into a pretzel, I regret declaring that I had changed religion when I hadn't, I regret many things and I can't really explain my whole opinion on werewolf-human population and societal interactions quickly but I don't really think of it like that. I feel that humans and werewolf's are, in the case of werewolf's designed, meant for different roles. We are stronger, faster yet at the same time our survival is intrinsically linked to their survival. If we could survive without eating them, I wouldn't do it but that isn't an option. We are treading political grounds never tread before in our world and I will certainly make mistakes, I am not human but I am close enough to expect my self to be flawed."

He seems to relax quite a bit more.

"...Well... I suppose I'm sorry for assuming you didn't regret it. That doesn't change that you did it, however."

"I know. I'm trying to improve myself. I'm trying to overcome."

"Good... Now, about you declaring yourself King... Honestly, why? We aren't nobility, we're just farmers. Why not just leave it to democracy? Hell, you didn't even let the people really decide anything... Remember, power corrupts son."

Actions.

>Democracy is overrated, Dad.
>Remember those old fantasy novels you got me? Along with the D&D handbooks you got me when I was twelve?
>I want to establish a true kingdom under God, not a democracy where communism and socialism slowly corrupt it! (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>385822
>Democracy is overrated, Dad.

Poland needs a strong person at the helm of it is to grow prosperous after the war and to be free from Marxist influence. I am most fit for this but I would be considered a dictator. King is a more neutral and less hostile sounding title.
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>>385822
>>Democracy is overrated, Dad.
>We need strong leadership that can get things done, and quickly. We're not in a position were we can survive waiting for people to make up their minds about what needs to be done.
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>>385822
>Write-In
"I would point out that the people saw Hitler to power, that the people supported the communists and they will continue to march towards their own destruction if not marshalled by individuals of great talent and power.

I am willing to limit my power and I am willing to let the people chose my successor but until I die I shall rule. In these times of great strife, having even the slightest indecision could result in failure and death.

As to democracy, I would never institute such a thing without limiting the insanity that is man. Since I can't do that in a matter of days or even weeks I shall see about setting up something that won't instantly fall to popular rule or a cult of personality."
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"Poland needs a strong leader to grow prosperous after the war and to limit communist influence, I am the most fit for this, but I would otherwise be considered a dictator. King is a more neutral and less hostile sounding title."

"...Fine, but may I extend you an offer?"

"What?"

"Let me be your voice of dissent. I am your father, and I'd rather not have you go unopposed in decision-making."

Actions.

>Fine, I suppose.
>No, not at all!
>Write-In
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>>385885
>>Maybe...
>As long as it's between the two of us, or a small circle of people. If the king appears strong it will reassure the people, and make Poland look strong. But I trust your judgement, so I'll listen to your advice.
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>>385885
Can he just be like a royal advisor and hold high enough power in the judicial system to overturn certain cases. If he can veto us then that defeats the purpose of being King.
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>>385913
This
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"...I suppose, so long as it's between the two of us. Just don't do it in public, alright?"

"I'd be willing to work with that, sure."

"Oh. Good. Is there anything else?"

He slumps back into the chair.

"No... Not really."

"You vented it all out?"

"I suppose... But listen... You're my son, and I don't want you to think I hate you... I'm just concerned, that's all."

"...I know, Dad."

He yawns, and falls asleep. You close the door on him, and head back to bed.

The month flies by after that.

There are five months remaining.

Actions. (2)

Civil Unrest: Moderate Unrest.
Food Stockpile: Medium.

People have been inspired by you taking down El Presidente, and the fall of his organization.

There is an on-going controversy legally about certain civilian rights in the Constitution.

Government Actions. (2)

>...Institute an emergency draft.
>Begin setting up defenses.
>Lower Unrest.
>Start appointing people into Cabinet positions.
>Change the Constitution.
>...See what the controversy is about.
>Construct a Building.
>Train some Lycanthropes.
>Write-In
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>>385981
>Lower Unrest.
>Construct a Building.
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Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>385981
>>Lower Unrest.
>>...See what the controversy is about.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Build.
2=See controversy.

You decide to lower unrest... Now, how will you do that?

>Give a speech!
>...You should find a way to cement your claim on Poland. As in, find a claim.
>Do some more good things for the people!
>Hm... You should probably talk to random people and ask if they have any complaints or something. A little heart to heart goes a long way.
>Write-In
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>>386081
>...You should find a way to cement your claim on Poland. As in, find a claim.
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>>386081
>...You should find a way to cement your claim on Poland. As in, find a claim.
>>
You decide you must find a way to... Well, get an actual claim to further your legitimacy.

You have a few ideas...

>You are a legitimate king by the people's will! Start seeing if a poster company is willing to do propaganda depicting you "ruling for the people" and other stuff like that!
>Hm... You have an idea, see if Nicolae can get the church to legitimize you.
>See if you can't claim your family is the long lost heirs of old!
>Write-In
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>>386131
>See if you can't claim your family is the long lost heirs of old!

It would be good to see if we have any family heirlooms that could help legitimize our claims. It doesn't even have to be the main Polish dynasty. It could be a line of dukes or counts.
>>
>>386131
>>See if you can't claim your family is the long lost heirs of old!
>>
Alright, back.

>Ask Dad if we have any family heirlooms or something. Maybe learn a little about the family history?
>...Maybe you should give a local historian a "visit".
>Write-In
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>>386165
>>Ask Dad if we have any family heirlooms or something. Maybe learn a little about the family history?
Let's do the simple first, if that ends up a dead end then we find a scholar and hit the books.
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>>386165
>Ask Dad if we have any family heirlooms or something. Maybe learn a little about the family history?
>>
You visit your dad, who's just praying.

"Hey, dad... Could you tell me a little about our family history?"

"Family... History?"

"Of course."

He grins.

"The Kopanski dynasty... Ah, well.. Take a seat, it's a rather long story."

"Alright."

You sit on the floor, and listen to your father, who's rather eager to tell you.

"The Kopanski dynasty... Or at least, the family record first begin in the First Crusade, where Volker Kopanski was a Sergeant in the Templar Order. He survived the crusade, and would eventually go back to Poland victorious. After that, during the early renaissance, our family were traders right up in Danzig, and Krystyn eventually even became the mayor of Danzig... However, his son Wilhelm was more... Well, he would later be known as the infamous "Robber Baron" of Hamburg, and... Let's just say he wasn't the best part in our family history..."

Actions.

>Tell me more about him.
>What exactly did he do that was so bad?
>...Was he a legitimate prince?
>Continue on.
>Write-In
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>>386193
>What exactly did he do that was so bad?
>...Was he a legitimate prince?
>>
"What exactly did he do that was so bad?"

"...Do you want the long story, or the short story?"

"Well... Was he nobility first off?"

Your father laughs.

"As far as one could be! He was a peasant, but I think he worked his way up to a Graf in northern Saxony."

Actions.

>...Tell me the long story, please.
>Short story, please.
>Actually, never mind.
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>>386241
>>...Tell me the long story, please.
>>
"Long story, please."

"Alright... So, back in those days, Krystyn Kopanski, hailing from Danzig, was a rather reputable trader, having gotten his way up to owning a cog and often transported goods for his lord, and was even appointed Mayor of Danzig for a few years. Eventually, he fell ill with the Black Plague, and passed away, Wilhelm was the youngest son, and was given very little. He studied as an apprentice under the Captain of the City Guard, and became a rather fine duelist... Eventually however, he was convicted of arson, when he was found attempting to burn down his brother's competition, which was an old inn. He was sentenced to prison, but escaped after pleaing with the Captain of the City Guard, and escaped into the night. He became a highwayman, and an outlaw... Eventually, he secured enough money to hire someone to help him. And another. Eventually, in five years time he had one of the most notorious and large criminal organizations in Danzig, and he was complicated with plenty of murders, arson, and other atrocities. He even helped his family regain their title of Mayor of Danzig, and with the money he pilfered, he branched out to piracy, then, he notoriously kidnapped the daughter of the Holy Roman Empire, and held her ransom. Eventually, he was paid the ransom and gave the daughter back to the Emperor, but at a price... His daughter was... Well, she fell for him, and both of them... Well, they had a sexual relationship going. Eventually, Wilhelm was given the Grafdom of... I think of a province right next to Hamburg, I'm honestly not sure. Well, his reign of terror only extended to Hamburg, and even managed to get dueling outlawed between nobles, since often times he insulted a noble, which led to them challenging him to a duel. Often times, the noble was in a position of power, and would be found dead soon afterward if he didn't die during the duel... Of course he was eventually declared the Graf of Hamburg as well, after inciting a revolt and decapitating the previous Graf of Hamburg. Of course, the Holy Roman Emperor retaliated, and ordered Wilhelm to be blinded, then executed outside of his palace... However, Wilhelm escaped into the wilds, and for a good twenty years or so, continued his outlaw days until he was a good 86 years old. After that, all mention of him vanishes."

Actions.

>...Are we related to anyone else?
>...Did he do anything good, at all?
>Well, thank you!
>Write-In
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>>386282
>...Are we related to anyone else?

That was kind of underwhelming. We could bend the truth and tell common people select parts of our family history like the "mayor of Danzig" part.
>>
>>386282
>>...Are we related to anyone else?
>>...Did he do anything good, at all?
>>
"Are we related to anyone else?"

"...No, not really. Past that, the Emperor forcibly made our family serfs, and then then eventually our family just remained as farmers and I think in one case, a banker."

"...Oh. Did Wilhelm do anything good at all, though?"

"Eh... Depends really. He was notable for burning down at least two Protestant cathedrals, and I think also going on a military campaign against the Ottomans."

"...Well. Alright, I guess."

Actions.

>...You know, Robber Baron sounds pretty cool in your book... Maybe you can claim that he was also a "man of the people", in a sense.
>Just... Uh, just go with the Mayor of Danzig thing, yeah.
>On second thought, it might just be better to do something else.
>Write-In

Actions.
>>
>>386323
>>Just... Uh, just go with the Mayor of Danzig thing, yeah.
>>
>>386323
>Just... Uh, just go with the Mayor of Danzig thing, yeah.

So we can say our ancestor was the ruler of Danzig who come to conflict with the Holy Roman Empire, Germany, and was struck down by it. We can make this work by tapping into Polish resentment against Germany.
>>
"Thanks Dad."

"No problem, feel free to ask again!"

You get up, and you come up with a few ways to spin this... Mostly that your family was kicked from ruling Danzig.

Of course, how exactly are going to spread this around?

>Quickly! Start spreading rumors or something!
>Nah... Send an anonymous letter to the local newspaper.
>Publicly announce it!
>Write-In
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>>386346
>>Nah... Send an anonymous letter to the local newspaper.
They can probably spin it better than we can.
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>>386346
>Go treasure hunting for something that a ruler would carry

We need something to back this up besides folktales from our father. Someone as simple as a piece of jewelry will do. There might even be treasure some where in the woods.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes.
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>>386357
Switching to this
>>
You decide to treasure hunt!

...Which is probably easier said then done, but no matter!

Roll me a 1d20 to find something important looking!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>386368
>in before we get a 20 and find a genuine royal crown
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>386368
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>386368
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>>386401
GIMME DAT CROWN
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>>386376
>>386382
Damn, if only more people were awake, we could use that third roĺl
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>>386401
HELL YEAH!
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>>386411
Got you m8 you posted too soon
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20

Critical Success!

While combing through the forest, you find somesort of cave. Curious, you enter... And find something interesting. As you enter the cave, you can hear... Voices?

"Comrades? Have you found the crown yet?"

"No! This grave is huge!"

"Come on! We much search this gravesite more! Who knows what could be here? Imagine our commander's surprise as he discovers we brought back something which could make us heroes!"

Your stomach growls slightly... You peak in, and see four conscripts, all digging up a grave... Above it, a small sign labeled "Casimir" rests. You can see a slight golden shine coming from one end of it, which the conscripts have ignored.

Actions.

>...Oooh! You haven't eaten human for days! Rush in there! (Strength)
>Nah, just knock them out... And bring them back as a present for Ivanka or something. (Strength)
>Nah, you'd rather not. Just knock them out. (Strength)
>Write-In
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>>386426
>...Oooh! You haven't eaten human for days! Rush in there! (Strength)
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>>386426
>>...Oooh! You haven't eaten human for days! Rush in there! (Strength)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
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>>386426
>...Oooh! You haven't eaten human for days! Rush in there! (Strength)
Im one of the moralfags but I mean we need to eat sometime and if we're going to recover this crown we can have any witnesses...
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>386439
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>386439
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17+5=22

Good Success!

You charge in there, and begin ripping and tearing! They stand no chance, and you eat them.

You are now Sated. (+1 to Rolls)

You dig into the grave, and find... A golden crown. You attempt to put it on... And it slides off. Shit. It's a little small. As in, it's tiny.

Actions.

>It'll make do for now.
>...Find a goldsmith! You need it bigger, better, and glorious! And add some personal touches, why not?
>...Find something adhesive so it sticks to your head and won't slide off.
>Write-In
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>>386457
>It'll make do for now.

Show it to people first then modify it so it fits upon our head.
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>>386441
I was going to suggest leaving them alive for questioning, then I realised it said Stoyan hadn't eaten for days.
>>386457
>>...Find something adhesive so it sticks to your head and won't slide off.
No breaking the probably priceless crown.
>>
>>386466
This
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Roll me a 1d20+1 to find something to make it stick to your head.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>386477
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Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>386477
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>>386487
Holy shit I can't stop critting
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20+1=21 Critical Success

Great Success!

You find on one of the soldier's skeletons... Hair gel? You of course, steal it and put it on top of your head, and quickly put the crown on it. It sticks to the top of your head, and you of course, stuff the hair gel into your tracksuit. At this rate, you'll look fashionable before the day is out.

On your way back, you hear something... And turn around.

It's fucking Aristarco. Without a suit or anything, and is... Well, almost naked, save for a few pieces of clothes on his body.

"Y-You survived the bomb? How did you find me?"

"I smelled hair gel, my friend! I've been itching to find some!"

"...Why?"

"It works wonders on me, now that I am covered in fur! You wouldn't happen to have some hair gel on you, would you?"

Actions.

>...No?
>...Yes, but we have to ration it between us.
>Sure, you can have it.
>Write-In

You have found Hair Gel. This grants a +1 Charisma Modifier.
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>>386496
>Yes, but we have to ration it between us.
>>
"...Sure, but we'll have to ration it between us."

"I can agree to that, amico!"

You walk back to the city, with Aristarco talking to you, mostly about how he survived in the woods with "only a piece of cloth and a needle."
You aren't impressed in the slightest.

Eventually, you arrive back at City Hall, and tell Aristarco to find clothes or something. He runs off, and you find yourself with a half-empty bottle of hair gel. You'd wager it has about two uses left in it...

Actions.

>...Send a letter to the news, informing them that you have protected the royal crown of Poland for centuries!
>Run around with the crown. Maybe someone will notice.
>Just wear it around the streets.
>Tell Aristarco to make you a proper suit worthy of you!
>Write-In

I find it amusing that a werewolf, in a tracksuit is wearing an ancient crown. Smells of... Murderhobo.
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>>386530
>...Send a letter to the news, informing them that you have protected the royal crown of Poland for centuries!

And a giant werewolf at that
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>>386530
Everyone go to bed?
>Tell Aristarco to make you a proper suit worthy of you!
Also, who is Aristarco?
>>
>>386537
>>386538
We can do both of these things right?
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>>386547
We probably can. Also Aristarco was a local tailor earlier in the story who we just turned into a werewolf for free shit.
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>>386547
>>386547
Yeah, you can.

Arisarco is a tailor you guys recruited around the beginning of the quest, anon.

Gonna wait five more minutes.
>>
You send a letter to the news, and order Aristarco to make you a suit worthy of a king!

"What suit do you want?"

Actions. Feel free to choose as many, but anything really past 3 is worthy of it's own write-in.

>A kingly suit! Which can also be cleaned of bloodstains easily!
>A more religious-minded suit... Include some crosses here and there.
>More... Business like. A suit and a tie, basically.
>Something... Wolfy? Add some wolf heads and shit to it, I guess.
>Make it look more like an officer uniform, like a general's attire.
>Ooh, make it look like an admiral's uniform!
>...Can you do armour as well?
>Write-In
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>>386580
>A more religious-minded suit... Include some crosses here and there.
>Something... Wolfy? Add some wolf heads and shit to it, I guess.
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>>386580
>A kingly suit of armor!
>>
I'll be right back...

By the way, I'm going to assume you guys want something like Louis the Sixteenth wore, ceremonial robes, that sort of thing? Or just specify further, please.
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>>386606
I'm picturing something along the lines of Charlemagne or a Byzantine emperor. Its something that a monarch would wear but it's more simple then the fashion of the 17th and 18th centuries.
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>>386624
This works. Maybe try to incorporate a Kevlar lining for a bit of protection?
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>>386630
I don't think Kevlar was invented yet actually
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>>386630
Wouldn't Kevlar be expensive af considering we only have one town in Poland and it's like 1946. Then again we somehow have rubber bullets which weren't made until the 1960's...
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>>386650
Kevlar was invented in the 1960s too
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Alright.

"...Can you make armor?"

"I am not a armorsmith, and what use would you have for armor? Guns exist."

"...Melee combat is rather common among lycanthropes."

"...Well, I suppose I can tell you of a place where an artisan like myself works... However, I will note that he is very articulate about his prices."

"...I can just infect him, right?"

"If you want to piss off the local crafthall, sure!"

You sigh.

"...Alright, so I want a rather nice looking suit... Something like an Emperor would wear."

"...That'll be somewhat expensive."

"Oh! Add some wolf insignia... A few crosses... And I think that's it!"

"...Congratulations! This will cost money from you!"

"...I infected you so I don't have to pay money."

"...Unless you want me to break into warehouses, stores, and that sort of thing, you'll have to pay me to actually do that."

Actions.

>I want you to break into stores and warehouses, and it's alright, because I am the motherfucking king.
>...How much will it cost?
>Write-In

>>386652
No dice, sorry.
>>
>>386656
>...How much will it cost?
>>
>>386656
>...How much will it cost?
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"...How much will it cost?"

"Well... About fifteen thousand dollars, give or take."

"WHAT!? How the hell am I supposed to afford that?"

"...For a king, you are rather cheap, no?"

"It's fifteen thousand dollars just for some fancy suit!"

"...Better then wearing a tracksuit."

"Goddamn it! How am I supposed to afford that? Why does it cost that much?"

"...We're in the middle of war. It's going to be expensive to get supplies, and not to mention the fabrics used.... And the time needed..."

Actions.

>...I don't have that much money on me. I'll find some, though.
>...Goddamn it... Just... Just go fucking rob some stores or something.
>Write-In
>>
Anons? Are you still alive?
>>
>>386703
Hardly.
>>
>>386672
We'll find some money.
>>
"Fine, I'll find some money, alright?"

"Alright, come back when you have enough then."

With that done, you decide to see what all that controversy is about...

You go into the room, and a slight argument is happening between Leopold, and the ambassadors...

"What's going on?"

"Well, a few things..." Leopold is the only one who answers you.

"Like what?"

"Well, first off, we've gotta decide if the populace should be allowed to carry firearms..."

"This is what the recent controversy is about?"

"Well... Yes. And another thing, well... Basically about... Well, basically how the military should work."

You sigh... Looks like it's time to decide a little more on the political side...

Gun Rights.

>Firearms are universally outlawed, save for military forces.
>All guns besides sidearms are banned.
>All guns that are fully automatic are banned.
>All machine guns are banned.
>All firearms are allowed.
>It is mandatory to own a firearm, and training will be given to you if you lack it.
>Only werewolves are allowed to own firearms.
>Write-In
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>>386737
>All guns that are fully automatic are banned.
>>
>>386737
>It is mandatory to own a firearm, and training will be given to you if you lack it.
>>
And on that note I must sleep. Night all.
>>
I'm going to wait until the American's morning so more votes are cast.
>>
>>386737
>>All guns besides sidearms are banned.
>>
>>386737
>>All firearms are allowed.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d4)

Whelp, I'm back.

Rolling.

1=Fully Auto Banned.
2=Mandatory.
3=Sidearms Only.
4=All Firearms
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"All firearms should be allowed."

"Yes, king."

The ambassadors are neutral on this.
Your people enjoy this greatly.
Leopold slightly dislikes this.

"So, what else is the problem?"

"...Honestly? We're all starving."

"How so?"

"We're all used to eating more... And human food honestly tastes disgusting once you get used to human flesh."

"How is this a controversy?"

"Well, earlier this morning a werewolf rampaged in an apartment building, and ate about twelve people before turning himself in."

"Oh. Shit."

"Yeah. Now everyone's really look to you on how you'll punish someone who steps out of line on the whole cannibalism thing."

Actions.

>Order him executed.
>Order him imprisoned... For life.
>Order him imprisoned.
>Just let him go with a warning, alright?
>Write-In
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>>387076
>>Order him executed.
>>
>>387076
>>Order him executed.
To imprison him would likely result in him starving just the same, and we can't just let him go. So let's make his suffering short.
>>
"Just execute him, alright?"

"As you wish. Now, I think the controversy is... Well, it's over for now at least."

You nod, and leave the room. It's about midday, and snow has packed onto the street.

Personal Actions. (3)

>...Maybe you should spend some time with Ivanka?
>See how Leopold's doing. He did mention he was hungry.
>...Maybe you should go to church. I mean, honestly you haven't really gone there for a while.
>See if your dad's alright.
>See what Santiago's up to.
>See if Dem has adjusted to living as a werewolf or not.
>...What could Boris and Sedov be up to now?
>You should hang out with Karkmann. He did create you, after all.
>Write-In
>>
>>387108
>...Maybe you should spend some time with Ivanka?
>>
>>387136
You can choose two more things to do, anon.
>>
>>387108
>See if Dem has adjusted to living as a werewolf or not.
>...What could Boris and Sedov be up to now?
>>
Whelp, going to post the new thread here in a while.
>>
>>387161
NEQ or EDQ?
>>
>>387172
>>387172
I'm still going through writer's block for EDQ, I don't know why.
I blame the elves for this.
>>
Fuck elves
>>
>>387190
>>387190
Indeed.

Well, I'm just going to post here for three more hours, since /qst/ doesn't allow you to delete threads.

Why?

I don't fucking know.
Writing here in a little bit.
>>
You leave the city hall, hopefully not having to go back to it for a while at the least... Of course, the air out here is remarkably much better then the air inside, which is rather stiff.
You have a few hours to spend before you have to return to work, and to be honest, your slightly stressed out by the fact that in only two months time you'll be under siege.

You decide that you spend some more time with Ivanka... Why not? You eventually find her back on the rooftop, with quite a few bottles vodka near her, and she's curled up, sleeping. In the middle of the day, while it's snowing.
Sure she is.

You sit down next to her, and shake her awake.

"...What is it? I'm trying to sleep."

"I came to see how you were doing, Ivanka."

She yawns.

"Oh? I'm exhausted, to be honest."

"Why?"

"Eh, I take watch during the night, and sleep during the day."

"...That won't help your weight out, really."

"It probably isn't, but there isn't much food for us without pissing you off in the first place."

Actions.

>I assume your starving?
>What are you doing staying up at night?
>So... How are you getting along with Pelevina?
>Where's Borislav?
>How's life in the city, compared to the countryside?
>So, just wondering... Do you know Dem?
>Why exactly are you a communist in the first place?
>...How much do you weigh anyways?
>Write-In
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>>387197
>>I assume you're starving? <--- You made a your/you're typo here, I fixed it
>>
>>387197
>>So... How are you getting along with Pelevina?
>So, just wondering... Do you know Dem?

Write-in
So... when would you want to y'know, start having a family?
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>>387204
Supporting the write-in, actually, switching to supporting the whole thing.
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"...I assume you're starving?"

"Da, not much to eat here in the city."

"...Probably for the best, to be honest." you whisper under your breath.

"What did you say, comrade?"

"Nothing, nothing... Just wondering, how are you getting along with Pelevina?"

"...She's good, I suppose."

"...Something wrong?"

"Eh. Not much to do in this damned city besides watch people walk. I don't know why you like living here."

"...Who said I like living here either?"

"Good point."

"...So, just wondering... Do you know Dem?"

"Dem?"

"The Russian general."

"Oh, him? I've slightly knew him. Somewhat of a romanticist when it came to feudal Russia."

"Oh. Really?"

"Yeah. Rather strange to be honest."

"Huh... Say... Would you... Y'know, want to start having a family?"

"Family?"

Actions.

>...Well... I was wondering if you'll marry me?
>Well... I was wondering about having kids, you know what I mean?
>Write-In
>>
>>387226
>Well... I was wondering about having kids, you know what I mean?

Before proposing, we need to find a good ring. Could we go to a jewelers?
>>
>>387229
You mean the (((jewelers))), right comrade?
>>
>>387226
>>Well... I was wondering about having kids, you know what I mean?
>>
>>387231
No, I mean stealing from jews comrade.
>>
"...Well, I was wondering about having kids, you know what I mean?"

"That has been on your mind quite a lot recently, Stojan."

"...Well... Why not?"

"Alright comrade...Why don't we go somewhere a little more private?"

"...Very well, Ivanka."

Roll me a 1d20+7 for tumbling skills.
>>
Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>387237
Dice gods, do not fail us now.
>>
ffs, someone else roll
>>
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>387237
>>
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>
17+7=24

Amazing!

You wake up in the morning ontop of city hall, Ivanka cuddled up to you, practically on top of you. You resist the urge to pet her, and you get up... You have something to do... What is it?

>...You've gotta get a ring from a Jeweler.
>What? Nah, you didn't forget anything. Go back to bed, and pet Ivaka.
>Eh, go talk to Dem.
>Write-In
>>
>>387255
>>...You've gotta get a ring from a Jeweler.
>>
>>387255
>>...You've gotta get a ring from a Jeweler.
>>
You slowly get up, and jog out of cityhall in your tracksuit. You know that there's... Well, a jeweler around here somewhere. After some searching, you find a Jeweler's shop in the upper class part of town, and go in. Inside, is a rather middle-aged man, wearing one of those Jewish caps.

You have a few ideas...

>...Walk up, and infect him. Only the best for Ivanka. (Agility)
>...Knock him out, and start trying to loot. (Strength)
>Nah... Maybe you can buy something cheap?
>...Explain that you are in a crisis, and that you need a ring, ASAP, and that payment will be delivered at a later date. (Charisma, HARD)
>Write-In
>>
>>387260
>>...Walk up, and infect him. Only the best for Ivanka. (Agility)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 for infecting.
>>
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>387275
>>
19+2=21

Great Success!

You jump across the Jeweler's table, and bite down on his arm, infecting him. You get up, and climb to the other side of the table and wait a few minutes, when the Jeweler gets back up, as part of the glorious werewolf race.

"...W-Why did you... Do that?"

"I need a ring."

"A ring?"

"Yeah. I need your most expensive one."

"Al-Alright, I guess."

He goes into the back, and comes out with a rather small ring... Wait, hang on... For a human, it's rather large, and it has a rather fine diamond... You carefully examine it, and see that the diamond is very clear, but has the occasional cloudy spot in it. You try to put it on, but... Well, it's unable to go very far before it's impossible to try. It's effectively goes up halfway your claws.

Actions.

>...Do you have anything larger?
>Thank you, and now if you excuse me... I've got to go.
>...Yeah... Got any other jewelry? A ring isn't really that good.
>Fuck this, you'll just go treasure hunting for a ring again.
>Write-In
>>
>>387293
>>...Do you have anything larger?
>>
>>387293
>>...Do you have anything larger?
>>
"...Do you have anything larger?"

"Erh... Hang on..."

He crouches and pulls out large ruby ring, however it similarly only fits half way up your claw.

"...I meant if it could fit a werewolf."

"Oh. Well... Hang on then. I think I have something..."

He pulls out a large box.

"This should do it."

You open it up, and see a... Well, A emerald ring which fits, at least. It's not particularly high quality, but it should fit.

Actions.

>...I'll take this one, please.
>I'll take the expensive one, please.
>I'll take the ruby one, please.
>Fuck this, I'll just find something myself.
>>
>>387305
>ponder what colour her eyes are before chosing
>>
>>387313
I believe her eyes are blue, so yeah.
>>
>>387305
>>Fuck this, I'll just find something myself.
>>
You briefly consider what Ivanka's eye colour is... Which you remember is light blue... So diamond?

"I'll take the diamond, please."

"Alright... That will be about seven thousand dollars."

"...That's not how this is supposed to work."

"Huh?"

"I transformed you, so your supposed to give me the ring for free!"

"I have to make a profit too, man."

"...Goddamn it..."

Actions.

>...Stojan, AWAY!
>...Call in Sedov to distract him while you escape.
>...Tell him you are a "ring inspector" and you need to inspect this particular ring in your secret laboratory. (Charisma, HARD)
>...I'll just pay you later, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>387338
>>...Tell him you are a "ring inspector" and you need to inspect this particular ring in your secret laboratory. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 for lying.
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>387348
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>387348
>>
>>387355
Noooo!
>>
>>387355
1+5=6

Critical Failure!

You sweat nerviously... You aren't used to lying.

"...I'm a ring inspector... I need to examine this particular ring... Alone... Back at hom- I mean my laboratory!"

"I doubt it. And get out of my store, you're scaring away customers."

"What? Why?"

"...Well, first off you are a werewolf."

"So are you!"

"And? I don't really care, and werewolves aren't my customer base in the first place."

Actions.

>...That's racist! (Charisma, HARD)
>...Send Sedov in to distract him!
>...Bribe him with something...
>Threaten him! (Intimidate, HARD)
>...Just grab it and run.
>Write-In
>>
>>387363
>>...That's racist! (Charisma, HARD)
WLM!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 against the werewolf Jew.
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>387374
Fucking triggered
>>
>>387379
Oh my god you're triggering me
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>387374
Not that this roll matters
>>
"Excuse me? What are you, a ra-"

"I'll have you know my parents died in Auschwitz. Along with my pet pocket turtle."

"O-Oh. I'm... I'm sorry."

"Yeah. Not to mention the humans oppressing me already... Do you have any idea what it's like being a werewolf and Jewish?"

"I-I don't."

"Yeah. That's what I thought."

Actions.

>...Everyone knows that Auschwitz never happened, right?
>You've only been a werewolf for two minutes! How have the humans been oppressing you?
>...I too, am Jewish. (Charisma, HARD)
>You have to one up him... You are not only Jewish and a werewolf, but you are also gay. Or something. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Sorry, greatest ally. I suppose I'm sorry for offending you.
>...There's only one way to regain control of the situation... Wolf out, for WLM. (Strength.)
>Leave...
>>
>>387393
>>You've only been a werewolf for two minutes! How have the humans been oppressing you?
>>...I too, am Jewish. (Charisma, HARD)
please outjew the jew
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5. Additional +2 if you can tell him something that only a Jew would know.
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>387398
>Money, money, bagels, and money.
>>
Rolled 3, 1, 16, 17, 1, 15, 13, 18, 17, 18 = 119 (10d20)

>>387355
>>387379
The power of dice compells you!
>>
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>387398
I know the secret of your power is held in your nose. Don't worry, you can't tell for me as I'm so huge and also a werewolf.
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>387398
>Your last name is Goldstein.
>>
9+7=16

Borderline Failure.

"I too, am Jewish... For our secret power is held in our nose."

"...Then where's your cap?"

"I... I lost it?"

He crosses his arms.

Shit. That didn't work.

>Uh... Yahweh oppresses werewolves, and I refuse to wear the cap of intolerance? (Charisma, HARD)
>...I lost it in a shoah? (Charisma, HARD)
>...I ate it? (Charisma, HARD)
>Uh... Where I come from, we don't wear caps. (Charisma)
>...Grab the ring and run for it. (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>387424
>>
>>387430
>...Grab the ring and run for it. (Agility)
Fucked that up.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2
>>
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>387438
Escape from Jew
>>
12+2=14

Borderline Success!

You attempt to grab the ring, and you nearly do so, but he narrowly slides off all the rings off the table. You grab a random box, and flee the Jeweler's store.

Outside, you check to see what it is... And it's luckily the very expensive diamond one. Good.

You head back to city hall...

Actions.

>...Pop the question. It's time.
>...You'll do it later tonight.
>Nah, do it later.
>Write-In
>>
>>387454
>>...You'll do it later tonight.
Maybe get daughteru's opinion on when to propose?
>>
You decide to find Pelevina... Maybe she knows when you should propose.

You find her reading outside, a newspaper. You poke her on the shoulder.

"What? Who's there?"

"It's me, Stojan."

"Oh. Do you need something?"

"...I was wondering about something. But you can't tell Ivanka."

"What is it?"

"Well... When should I proposal to her?"

"O-Oh. Proposing?"

"Yeah."

"Well... Probably when she wakes up, which should be an hour from now."

"Oh. Right, she sleeps in."

"Yeah... You also might want to get her a gift or something."

"Already got her one."

"...What is it?"

"A ring."

"Oh. Well, I was thinking about something to eat, since she mentions it quite often to me."

"...That too."

"Oh, and flowers. Don't forget flowers, very important."

"...Ivanka likes flowers?"

"She likes the way they smell, and she apparently uses them to flavor her vodka."

Actions.

>...Secure more things.
>Nah, she should be fine with the slightly small ring.
>...Never mind then.
>>
>>387473
>...Secure more things.
just realized we don't have her father's permission
>>
You decide to get more things!

What will you get?

>...Well, you should probably find her some food.
>Is there a florist somewhere in town?
>...You do remember she did mention she stole a cake from a communist party a few months ago... Maybe she likes sweets?
>Get her a new knife! She loves knives!
>...Does she like perfume? Maybe you should get her some.
>Write-In
>>
>>387493
>>...Well, you should probably find her some food.
>>Is there a florist somewhere in town?
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes.
>>
You decide you should find her some food... Now... What to get her?

>...Get her a criminal, hopefully overweight... And well... Forcibly make them obese.
>...Get a criminal, and try to get an overweight one at that.
>Get a regular criminal.
>..Nah, a skinny one will do her some good.
>Just kidnap a normal citizen.
>Just get her a nice steak.
>Write-In

Is anyone else on besides the one anon?
>>
>>387537
>>...Get a criminal, and try to get an overweight one at that.
>>
You decide to find an overweight criminal... Roll me a 1d20+2 to find one.
>>
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>387566
>>
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>387566
>>
>>387582
>>387582
13+2=15

Good Success!

You search the alleyways around the lower-class parts of town, and eventually find a rather fat Pole attempting to mug a family of four humans, and two children, both male... You have a few options...

>He doesn't see you yet... Get closer and HUSSAR CHARGE his back! (Strength, +2)
>...This should be easy. Just sneak up behind him, and give him a "hug". As in grab him. (Strength)
>Tackle him! (Agility)
>Hm... Maybe you should just shoot him with your MG-42? Or should you use the M249... Or both? (Machinegunning)
>...You should use some wrestling moves on him. Why not? (Strength)
>Write-In
>>
>>387608
>>He doesn't see you yet... Get closer and HUSSAR CHARGE his back! (Strength, +2)
>>
dice+1d20+9
>>
Also, any luck with new thread?
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>387641
>>
>>387642
Whelp, it's supposed to archive on seven days.
It's been eight days, and so far I cannot put up another thread.
>>
>>387653
fuck. Sorry to hear that QM.
>>
Anyways, I'll be back in an hour, I gotta do something. Hopefully I can post a new thread by then.
>>
Alright, back.

Looks like I can't post a thread until tomorrow.

So, I'm just going to say the Elves are up to their old tricks again.
Posting continuation soon
>>
You hussar charge straight into the back of the overweight criminal, sending him flying back, straight into a dumpster. The family flees, and you feel a little better about helping some human family out. You go over to the criminal, having been sent flying by your charge. You pick him up, and sling him over your back. He's unconscious, and weighs like a brick. You also briefly consider getting some condiments for Ivanka, but decide against it... She's rather... Well, living in the city does mean moving around slightly less, and with her diet... Well, let's just say rest in peace.

With that done, you head down to a nearby florist, who offers you a fine selection of flowers. He gives you a slight tour, and you must admit... Most of the flowers look pretty good.
You have no idea what exactly most of these flowers are, and if they taste good, or are even good. Not that you would eat them, it's just that Ivanka apparently likes adding flavor to her vodka.

>...Do you have roses? A bunch of them, and I don't mean like a small handful... I mean all the roses.
>Do you have any good tasting flowers?
>Infect the florist! (Agility)
>Write-In
>>
>>387929
>...Do you have roses? A bunch of them, and I don't mean like a small handful... I mean all the roses.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes. Just wondering, are the Americans awake?
>>
>>387949
Amerifags are at work.
>>
"...I need all the roses."

"...Erh, what do you mean?"

"I need all of the roses!"

"What? Alright! No need to yell!"

He goes around the store, carefully picking you out a huge bag of roses, and puts them on a counter, with a vase with a rose in it.

"So, the cost comes up to about... two thousand dollars."

Well... You kind of had enough money. About 1/4th of it.

Actions.

>..Brilliant. That's racist! You're charging me more because I'm a werewolf, aren't you? (Charisma)
>...I can offer you a position as the... Uh... Royal Florist?
>Grab the roses and run. (Agility)
>...By all the roses... I meant all the flowers. Put them in. Now.
>...Demand the vase with the rose. You need more roses.
>Write-In
>>
>>387929
>...Do you have roses? A bunch of them, and I don't mean like a small handful... I mean all the roses.


It occurs to me that a handful of roses for us could be all of his roses.
>>
>>387975
>>..Brilliant. That's racist! You're charging me more because I'm a werewolf, aren't you? (Charisma)
>>
Stojan's Economic Advice.

1: If someone charges you money, claim they are racist.
2: If they continue to charge you money, they are not true slav.
3: If they do not respond to the racist argument, make them slavic werewolf.

Roll me a 1d20+3, additional +2 if you can PROVE he is racist.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>388000
THOSE DIGITS
He is racist because we are the minority. A ruling minority, but still a minority.
Select all images with flowers as a CAPTCHA. It is our destiny.
>>
15+5=20

Great Success!

"That's racist! You're charging me more because I'm a werewolf, aren't you?"

"W-What? I'm charging you eq-"

"How dare you!"

You take the roses.

"I bid good day, sir!"

You walk out of the store, and the florist is highly confused.

You now have a.. Well, to be honest it's a rather small bag for you, an unconcious criminal who's overweight, and a ring.
This is possibly the most Slavic proposal ever. Besides the whole human eating thing.

By the time you get back, it's late at night, and you head up to the roof... You see Ivanka watching the streets with her Mauser, and she turns around as soon as you come up.

"I saw you were coming, comrade. What is in that bag? And why is there an unconcious morse- I mean human, on your shoulder?"

"Well... Why don't you see for yourself?"

Actions.

>Propose, now!
>No, never mind.
>>
>>388000
He is also class-ist, we come from a poor family while he owns his own business! He oppresses us thinking that by charging us more he can force us back into our "station".
>>
>>388036
>>Propose, now!
>>
You hand her the unconcious human, who she immediately tears into. You wait for her to be finished, and you hand her a ring, and bow.

"Ivanka... Will you marry me?"

"Y-Yes! I will, Stojan!"

You attempt to slide the ring onto Ivanka, and it kind of fits! Yay!

The two of you hug, and well... Your the happiest man on earth right now!

After a while of cuddling, you fall asleep in the arms of Ivanka.

You wake up the next day, covered in roses. You get your ill-fitting tracksuit on.

A month passes...
There is only one month remaining until the soviet forces arrive!
Your defenses are rather poor.

Food: Medium.
Unrest: Low

There are rumors of a popular underground pro-democratic party being formed, along with a small communist party...

Government Actions (2)

>...Institute an emergency draft.
>Begin setting up defenses.
>Lower Unrest.
>...You need to take care of the underground parties before they try to pull something.
>Start appointing people into Cabinet positions.
>Change the Constitution.
>Construct a Building.
>Train some soldiers.
>Write-In
>>
>>388094
>...You need to take care of the underground parties before they try to pull something.
>Start appointing people into Cabinet positions.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes.
>>
You decide to take care of the underground parties...

Which one do you want to go after?

>The Communist Party, which is smaller in numbers, but still... They are communists.
>The pro-Democratic Party, which is widely supported, but seem to be taking no sides in the conflict.
>>
>>388159
>>The pro-Democratic Party, which is widely supported, but seem to be taking no sides in the conflict.
Don't want to piss off our wife.

Also, holy shit is no one here? It's like I'm taking charge of the quest.
>>
>>388168
Eh, it's rather early for the Americans, and I also think your saying the shit that everyone agrees with.
>>
>>388187
Got it, I'm Joe Everyman.
>>
The democratic party is well supported among the many factory owners, workers, and artisans that make up the city. Of course, you can't have a neutral side in this conflict...

>...Try to approach the leader. If you can find him.
>Maybe Santiago can help you? He's a rather ruthless businessman, after all.
>Declare the party to be against polish values!
>Nicolae is... Well, he's a supporter of a democracy... Maybe he can help you find them?
>You have a feeling that the occasional protestors have a connection to the Democratic party... You should make sure that they know their place.
>Open supporters of the party should be shown they are not tolerated in your society...
>Write-In
>>
>>388216
>>...Try to approach the leader. If you can find him.
>>
You decide to approach the leader... Of course, that's easier said then done.

Actions.

>...Maybe you could ask some businessmen if they know where the leader is?
>Ask some of the more downtrodden members of society. You are a man of the people!
>Santiago has connections to the underground... He can probably find him easily.
>Write-In
>>
>>388259
>>Ask some of the more downtrodden members of society. You are a man of the people!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3.

Also, are you asking Werewolves or Humans?

>Werewolves.
>Humans.
>Both.
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>388281
Both
>>
>>388290
Nice!
>>
>>388290
>>388290
Oh man.

20+3=23

Critical Success!

You begin speaking to... Well, basically everyone. Quite a few people get to know you well, and you've boosted your public image among the people... Well, rather well. Hell, one guy even offered you some vodka. Which you accepted, of course.

You learn that the leader of the Democratic party is Adrian Starzynski, a Polish-American, who was a factory worker, and eventually worked his way up to owning a small distillery on the side of town.

How do you know this?
Well, you met his American wife.

"...So, you are Martha?"

"I am, King Stojan!"

"Well... Why exactly did you invite me over for... Erh, lunch?"

"Well, my husband talked about you, and I decided that since I just met you, that you and him could talk over lunch!"

Huh. Well, that was convenient.

Actions.

>Sure, I suppose.
>...No, no. It's fine, really.
>Alright, but would you mind if I brought friends?
>Write-In
>>
>>388346
>>Alright, but would you mind if I brought friends?
Invite Nicolae and Ivanka.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes.
>>
>>388349
This.
>>
"Would you mind if I invite friends?"

"Oh, that's no problem! I'm sure I can cook up enough for everyone to eat."

She laughs, and you can't help but to laugh along with her.
She's quite naive, if she can believe that.

You go back home, and bring Ivanka and Nicolae. Nicolae seems rather pleased that you aren't crushing dissidents, while Ivanka seems to be... Well, she's advocating for taking care of the petite bourgeois, such as this man.

You come up to the residency of Adrian Starzynski. Which is a rather large home, complete with a human-waist size stone fencing, and rather old architecture, essentially a stone house. You go up, and knock on the door. A man, with slightly grey hair opens the door, he has a mustasche and expresses surprise, and gives you a smile... Which you can't tell is fake or not. He extends his hand out to shake yours.

"My name's Adrian Staryznski, pleased to meet you!"

Actions.

>...Infect him with your claws. (Agility)
>Nah, shake hands with him. Guy seems alright.
>...You can be more friendly then this guy. Surely. (Charisma.)
>Decline to shake hands.
>Write-In
>>
>>388441
>>Nah, shake hands with him. Guy seems alright.
>>
You shake hands with him, and go inside... Nicolae also follows suite, and gives a slight bow as he goes inside, and introduces himself... However, Ivanka growls at him, and he's slightly scarred by this. He adjusts his suit's tie, and joins you in what seems to be the living room, which is rather comfortable, much better then city hall.

Actions.

>...Tell Ivanka to knock it off, your guests in his house after all. (Charisma, HARD)
>...Nah, it's entertaining, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>388441
>>Nah, shake hands with him. Guy seems alright.


Time to institute a democratic government under us as king / life-time president.
>>
>>388482
>>...Tell Ivanka to knock it off, your guests in his house after all. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>388482
>>...Tell Ivanka to knock it off, your guests in his house after all. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>388506
>>
>>388515
11+5=16

Borderline Success

"Come on Ivanka, calm down. We're just going to be here a little while."

She sighs.

"Alright, comrade. So long as it isn't for too long."

"Don't worry, it'll be only a while."

You take a seat on a sofa, which can barely hold your weight... Though it is comfy.

Adrian sits down in a chair by a fireplace.

"So, how can I help you?"

Actions.

>...Well, I'm wondering why you're running an underground democratic party.
>...I'm here to make sure you stop stop running that party.
>I'm here to get your support.
>Let's not jump to business right away, shall we?
>Write-In
>>
>>388530
>>I'm here to get your support.
>>
>>388530
>Write-In
"I have heard that you are leader of the underground democratic party. I wish to find out why you have chosen this course of action and why you feel it is needed. Also because your lovely wife invited me for a meal."
>>
>>388554
Seconded
>>
"I have heard that you are leader of the underground democratic party. I wish to find out why you have chosen this course of action and why you feel it is needed. Also because your lovely wife invited me for a meal."

He smiles.

"That's always a good reason, in my book... But how exactly did you find out I run the democratic party?"

You shrug your shoulders.

"Your wife told me."

"...Well, I suppose I shouldn't tell my wife everything then. But, I suppose I'll tell you why I set up the underground party..."

"Why?"

"Well, mostly because I don't know if the damned Soviets are going to take power again, and if they do I'd rather not have my name on a list somewhere saying I run the democratic party..."

"Honestly... That's a good reason."

"Yes, yes it is... Now, I'm not advocating for a revolution or anything, nothing like that. However, I also don't know your motives. All I can assume is that you don't like protestors, since if you give the word you can have a protest mowed down by hungry werewolves. Not to mention the long line of dictators who punished those who spoke out against them."

Actions.

>...I think you misunderstand, I am asking why you think Poland should be a democracy.
>Reassure him that you will not oppress the people. (Charisma, HARD)
>I think I can change a few laws, here and there.
>I won't change a thing, you know.
>Write-In
>>
>>388592
>>Reassure him that you will not oppress the people. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3, additional +2 if you can explain on how you won't oppress the people.
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>388623
I rejected crime within the city, and shall do so throughout all of Poland.
>>
>>388668
Nice.
>>
16+3=19
Good Success

"Well, I rejected crime within the city, and all of Poland will be free of crime once I am done."

"...And?"

"What do you mean, and?"

"That's your duty as a ruler, make sure the people are alright. That's what plenty of leaders forget however."

"Well, I won't forget, I can assure you."

"And how are you supposed to do that long term? Eventually you'll tire of the people, who may be armed, but you may take a stance against firearms being given out to the people. This is why a democracy exists... It may be slow, sure... But you can't neglect the people for a long period of time, and chances are, if you lose power... Well, no one will be hurt unlike a dictatorship, where it's almost essential to take power from the ruler violently."

"So, why exactly would you want to make Poland a democracy? You're wealthy, and if I felt so inclined, could give you an edge."

"I may be a businessman, but I don't forget I started off as a simple factory worker for children's toys. I am not easily swayed by money, or to be a part of the ruling class."

Ivanka growls slightly at the last part, but she quiets down afterwards.

Actions.

>...Well, I don't have any reason to institute democracy. The realm is fine as it is.
>...What if I did a constitutional monarchy, like Britain?
>...I may institute democracy, eventually.
>You surprisingly sound similar to that of socialist. At least, in the people regard.
>Besides the whole soviet thing... Why did you set it up an underground democracy movement?
>Write-In
>>
>>388716
>You surprisingly sound similar to that of socialist. At least, in the people regard.
>Besides the whole soviet thing... Why did you set it up an underground democracy movement?

What's Ivanka's opinion of Marx?
>>
"...You sound like a socialist, when it comes to the people."

He scoffs.

"Please, I am not a socialist, I simply want the people of Poland to rule over themselves, or at least elect their leader. I am essentially a nationalist conservative, in favor of democracy."

"Well... Besides the whole soviet thing... Why did you set it up the underground democracy movement?"

"Well, I prefer not show all the cards in my hand, but I will say I am fully prepared to take this to the next stage, if you will."

"...A coup?"

"...How about... A redesign of power, if you will?"

"What's stopping me from arresting you or killing you?"

He lights a cigarette.

"Well... You want my help to fight off the soviets? Arresting or killing me will simply cause my members to strike at you amidst the siege. I would prefer not to resort to violence, Stojan."

Martha comes in the room, but apparently doesn't notice the tensions brewing.

"Food's ready!"

"Food?" Ivanka says, perking up at that.

"...I suppose we should probably take a break from conversation for a little while then, Stojan."

"I suppose so."

You get off the sofa, and grab... Somesort of bread with meat in the middle.

"What is this?"

"It's a hamburger, using %100 All American Beef!"

You eat the thing one bite, and you must admit, it tastes rather good.

Actions.

>Consult with Nicolae.
>Consult with Ivanka.
>Consult with both.
>This guy's a threat. Order his arrest.
>Eh, go back to talking to Adrian.
>Write-In
>>
>>388733
I'll touch on that later then, alright?
>>
>>388770
>>Consult with Ivanka.
>>
>>388770
>>Consult with both.
>>
You decide to talk to Ivanka about Adrian. She's eating quite a few hamburgers, about... Well, she ate a platter of twelve right in front of your eyes.

"...So, what do you think about Adrian?"

"I would maul him for his bourgeois lifestyle, these delicious hamburgers, and for his threat towards you!"

"...Well, that's nice I suppose. Anything else?"

"...Well, I noticed that he has quite a collection of pictures of a child upstairs, and quite a few Polish flags up there."

"...Hm. Wait, how did you go upstairs?"

"I didn't. I just saw through a mirror and a window."

"Oh... Well, take it easy with the burgers, alright?"

"Alright, Stojan. They are no doubt capitalist tricks to lure the mind away."

You nod. Of course they are.

Actions.

>...Talk to Nicolae about Adrian.
>Maybe you should take a peak up stairs? (Agility, HARD)
>Go back to talking with Adrian.
>Write-In
>>
>>388814
>>...Talk to Nicolae about Adrian.
>>
You go up to your father.

"So, what do you think of Adrian?"

"Well, if he's this confident about telling you he may coup if you don't institute some sort of election program... Well, I think he's either arrogant, or prepared for this."

"It could be both."

"Eh, I suppose. Still, killing or arresting him would just make him a martyr. I personally recommend if you want to keep ruling without elections, that you make some sort of deal to limit your power, or give more power to the populace."

"...Hm. Alright, thanks dad."

"No problem, son."

Actions.

>Go back to talking to Adrian.
>Peak upstairs. (Agility, HARD)
>...Take care of Adrian, once and for all.
>Write-In
>>
New Nazi Experimental Quest Thread here.

>>388974



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