>>36336
Check surroundings.

>>36336
inventory multicolored body fluids and take stock of our surroundings

>>36336
check surroundings and make sure you arent dead

>>36336
Why did you start a new thread?

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>36336
*Refill* dragon dildo

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>>36378
>>36382
>>36386
You feel pretty shitty right now, what with your broken leg and all. you try but ultimately can't get up.

You bottle some of your saliva/blood and stick it in a bottle for later... you sicko

also you look around a bit, you appear to be on a roof.

>>36440
[that's typically what people do when they get at it again. though I probably could have waited a bit longer.]

>>36606
crawl towards mechanical abomination.

>>36606
Drink some healing vodka.

>>36632
This. I know I would be doing that if I were in his place, but use some to clean the injury in your leg.

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>>36625
>>36632
You drink some of your Healing vodka (which does jack shit to help you) then apply some vodka to your broken leg.

...looks like you're almost out

You manage to wiggle and crawl your way over to the MECHANICAL ABOMINATION to rest and regain your energy for a minute

>>36739
chuck bottle at the Mechanical Abomination.

>>36739
Eat the bagel. If you're going to die at least do it with something in your belly.

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>>36821
>>36756
You give your best major league baseball toss at the MECHANICAL ABOMINATION
it breaks. congrats. you're an asshole

You are now sweltering in the hot sun, you eat a quarter of your bagel and hope for the sweet release of death

>>36854
pee on yourself to cool off.

>>36854
weep and mutter your musings on how you never even got the girls name.

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>>36889
>>36912
you are pretty certain you are going to die.
You decide you can't do much else to embarrass yourself.

Your bladder is empty, you feel even more gross and ill than before, and you are now a crying mess. the exact thing everyone strives to be in a situation such as this

good god man

>>36958
Be the burning building instead.

>>36958
You're not gross enough. Spill your bottle of saliva/blood on your chest.

>>36958
Make a splint out of your clothes for yourleg.

>>36958
jack off. one last respite.

>>36958
Push buttons on MECHANICAL ABOMINATION until something comes out of it

>>36989
We already have a splint.

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>>36971
>>36988
you would imagine being a burning building would be quite enjoyable, too bad that's nothing you can do.

It starts to rain before you can really drive home the fact that you're human filth

>>37082
Pray to chuck Norris asking for temporary power.

>>37082
cry out to Rooster for help

>>37082
Look for cover, the rain in your face is getting annoying.

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>>37154
>>37148
>>37107
Any of these things could have happened, and maybe they did?

You are standing up. you have little time to ponder your current situation before someone appears from behind.

"Sir, Are you alright?"

OH SHIT IT'S THE FUZZ

quick! what do?

>>37237
Throw the gun at him!

>>37237
>>37237
enter your inventory and minimize the box

>>37237
Tell him someone knocked you out in your apartment and you woke up with a rubber cock strapped to your leg.

>>37261
This.

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>>37245
>>37256
You throw your gun at him in an attempt to distract him while you slip into your inventory. unfortunately for you neither step of the plan seems to work.

He catches the revolver and your now minimized inventory is getting soggy.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>37374
Beg him for mercy

>>37374
Tell him you thought he was the guy who left you up here after beating you over the head, breaking your leg, and tying a fucking rubber cock to it.

>>37374
ask for sweet death

or a trip to a hospital, that works too

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>>37438
>>37451

You beg him for mercy

he gives you back your revolver and is very confused.

you poorly come up with an alibi for your actions. He is more concerned with the burning building.

The act of god rain storm is now over

>>37567
Ask him if you can go home now.

>>37567
Ask him for his shades.

>>37567
>>37580
>>37599
Ask him if you can go home with his shades.

>>37567
Seduce

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>>37580
>>37599
>>37618
>>37619

You tell him you just want to go home.
He is concerned with the burning building. "go ahead" he says.

You look at the building in the distance as well.

It's your apartment block.

"I don't think I can" you say

He gives you a saddening look and you both share a moment staring out at the horizon. In another life you two could be lovers, and you both feel it.
He gives you his shades
"Take care. I hope you find what you need"
you sit on the rooftop alone.

you did not even find out what her name was.

what now?

>>37705
Wear the shades, giving you supercop-like powers.

Go to your apartment block and see how fucked it is.

>>37705
So, to recap, we fell down a hatch in our closet that said it was the bathroom, broke our leg, fell down another hole, and somehow landed on a different building, and now our apartment complex is inexplicably on fire?

>>37705
>>37762
Yes. We should go back and see how fucked is everything.

>>37705
Try to get back to street level.

>>37705
Find her.

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>>37749
You put on the shades, but they don't make you feel any more powerful

They do little to hide your pain

>>37772
>>37781
>>37784

You decide it would be best to check out the building up close. you see no clear way of getting down, how do you proceed?

>>37820
climb the giant grandfather clock in the background from >>37705 to get down

>>37820
Ask the cop where the stairs are and get down in a normal way, our leg is broken and we already did enough stupid shit.

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>>37849
You turn to ask the cop but he is gone.
luckily for you the elevator is easy to locate and you make it safely to the ground, spitting you out directly in front of the

>>37835
GIANT GRANDFATHER CLOCK

this has to be a health hazard

>>37927
just fucking walk in the door/climb
it's not like we even have anything to lose

>>37927
Ignore this. Some nuclear waste won't fix our leg, right?

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>>38030
>>38083
You try your absolute best to break in but the hand scanner just won't accept your palm and it's starting to get sticky from all the blood.

You ignore it, you have better non-destructive things to do and a girl to mourn over probably

>>38118
put the keys in the door.

>>38168
This

>>38118
If all else fails, go to Furr Con.

>>38186
God, no. Fuck furries.

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>>38168
>>38180
You are nothing if not persistantly annoying.

you stick every key you have in the lock and it does nothing. good job.

>>38186
You figure if everything's going to hell you might as well check out the Fur gathering. Maybe some nice animal pheromones will get your emotions settled.

>>38260
Be the door lock mechanism: Confess your truest, deepest feelings.

>>38270
This, if it fails start killing the furrys.

>>38260
>>38307
Keep gun at the ready with proper trigger discipline.

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>>38270
You are the lock for a matter of seconds.
Your true desire has always been to become the lead singer of an american rock band.
...

You are about to leave for furr-con but the lock starts playing music. this catches you off guard but otherwise your cool, calm, and collected, persona brought on by the shades is still intact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2mybZ3KT2E

>>38307
>>38335

you leave for furr-con, gun in hand, how should you enter

>>38335
We don't have bullets.

>>38341
armed with a cool catch phrase, a gun with no bullets, and a dragon dildo.

>>38341
Steal a car, hit the furries at max speed.

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>>38350
The cop not only loaded your revolver for you, but you pick pocketed 2 more clips from him.

You're a bastard.

>>38355
this one's next

>>38411
i like you.

>>38411
What's so bad about some vehicular furry slaughter evey now and then?

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>>38355
>>38423
[1/3]
It happens

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>>38589
[2/3]
happening more

>>38600
Equip Potted Plant in our headgear slot for added protection.

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>>38600
>>38355

>open fire

I'm leaving off here. To Be Continued

>>38792
flip perspective.

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>>38792
>>38814
Maybe tomorrow, I gotta sleep sometime

>>38411
>clips

I love this quest

>>40136
>not using stripper-clip-fed revolvers

>>40921

Oh lord this fucking bastard made another thread... again. I know what I'm about

>>40136
They do make clips for revolvers, you know.